#zealot-class
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its usually used as crowd control option on top of lacerate to kill hordes
its fine
kant shotgun might be better cause it procs bleed tho
normal horde clear isn't really needed on the ranged weapon slot currently, but flamers biggest strength is fotf melting elite packs that are hard for most builds to deal with
yea cause korea is on a whole nother level
6 feet under
they need to go back to league
shrug
or lawby
and like, just scattershot manstopper for cleave
cause i know in 3 months now i'm cursed
someone going to come in here and post a video "Korea secret OP knife strat"
and i'm just going to
it works yea
dont think flamer get diminishing returns from anything other than crusher tho
it doesn't period
it's all distanced/spacing cap
33 crushers? as long they packed close enough
knife does knife in here
fotf carapace flamer is bit on the wayside here but not forgotten
peep the house
Tomorrow is the last dungeon meshi episode of the season
only reason its not that cause nobody goes ham on foregin community
unless its me and im more accustomed to discord
got myself a house
Is a heavy sword viable for a shroudfield setup? I really don't like the knives because I severely lack crowd control.
It's fine
You just won't be killing carapace
Hope you brought a Volvo or a bolter
just bring a anti carapace device
i wish zealot had more anti carapace tools instead of selling everything to fotf
Yeah, I carry a zarona, usually.
Beb nice game choice
Play stealth zealout (blades of faith and flamer)
Teammate ogryn gets angry that I am doing stealth zealout things
Blames me for the team dying
Was spectating him while dead (not used to having only 2 wounds)
He was getting shot to pieces by gunners instead of killing them
Damned if I do, damned if I don't type scenario.
Either I go kill the gunners that everyone else refuses to do or I stay in the objective and everyone dies to the gunners.
Can't win.
uhh
obviously you wernt being a bullet magnet in front of everyone for the gunners and selfishly ran away with stelf, and thats why team died!
His argument was that he had a kickback, which is fair, but he wanted me to use the gun I didn't have, then called me names I cannot say here for using a flamer.
like what a revolver
even in korea revolver knife zealot is a meme
even though we use lacerate for crowd control lmfao
I used stealth to close distance and killed a bunch of them with my sword and blades of faith until I got ganked by a bunch of maulers.
mauler is a skill issue but you can be jumped so eh its fine
problem is everyone just sees and assumes you run away from gunners using stelf
were you on heresy
or damnation
Damnation.
aurics?
Nope.
thats why
I would figure the veteran with a plasma gun and force sword would be able to hold his own, as well, but he was playing like an actual bot.
people that play on those difficulties tend to actually have time to type lmfao
more new players meant that not just heresy, but damnation get fucked a bit
He was only typing post game because we got wiped as soon as I died.
Almost like they weren't pulling their weight or something.
The psyker was great, though.
no obviously you died and snowballed the team!!!!!!
Bro, the ogryn was running wound curios.
I do NOT want to hear that it was my fault.
I'm just saying.
(multiple exclamation marks)
Ain't no way in hell that it was my fault.
anyway 3 wound ogryn is like
really cursed thing
on damnation
has 1 less wound than a dedicated marty zealot
lmfao
You'd think ogryns would want max hp curios only.
Or at the very least 2 toughness 1 hp.
toughness curios are ideal really
personally i dont like HP curio only
Take advantage of the 300hp they have.
Anywho, people are wild.
Sour milk sold me the flamer I'm using, its got blaze away 3 and overpressure 4.
Worth or no?
decent
send a ss of it
best way to deal with annoying folks is to forget about em and queue another
id rather take toughness curio to offset the very low toughness ogryn has so it has more leeway
its fine either way but having 150 toughness and 300 health is betterthan having 90 toughness and 500 health
imho
cause former you can walk up to the gunner and start flexing toughness
latter will get you shot a bit so you lose the HP a bit
Wishing ammo and mobility were swapped around but otherwise it works good so far.
flak and either unyielding or maniac, your call
I'll take maniac then for cooking hordes.
looks perfect
I cooked 3/4 of a plague ogryns hp down with this thing.
One mag.
Might actually throw unyielding on it instead of maniac and just cook monstrosities with it.
you can i guess
i just never bothered to do that
and just chainsword unyielding
you can also take the uh middle two nodes(close damage +25% and unytielding 20%) and it cooks up even more
i like revolver tho
Slowly learning throwing knives however
But few things beat Q, right click, left click, Q
Fleshtearer IV
Merci Killer IV
Haymaker III
any of those worth spending melkbux on
for knife zeal
KOTOR MENTIONED
ehh last time I played is like 2 or 3 months ago did they nerf "Shroudfield" into the ground?
you could basically one shot mini bosses now it's different did they nerf that?
NO DID SHROUD GET NERFED??
i thought it was the thunder hammer thrust that got fixed
shroudfield mightve gotten a small hit too
nerfed all the way back in 2023
i think if you want to go oneshotting again youll have to abuse wounds
some still do it with momentum i believe
ohh yeah that should be it there goes my favorite build đ thanks for the info though!
was my favorite thing about this build not gonna lie not sure why they would nerf that it was highly skill based
i think with the karnak twins coming they had to snip it
not sure how those builds actually fare in there right now
oh yeah someone oneshot one of the twisn with it i think
would like to see that if you can dig it back up
i think now you need every damage bonus you can get to oneshot bosses now
wish i could, but i only heard it as a myth so im not sure of it myself
leasti think it owuld be possible since non-teleport playthrough could net you a red vial
Of course

We drilled into a steel beam that was not marked on the blueprints
Presumably a steel beam, but most likely it is
Duct tape
We found another beam not in the blueprints 
Remember safety glasses kids, you never know when the drillbit decides it is time to attempt a murder
Bad blueprints or fuckass construction
Yes
We measured where the first beam was and assumed, if there is one on the next spot, it would be in the same spot
Of course, it was exactly where we measured it would not be in
Whatâs your guysâ favorite weapon
I like the heavy chainsword
Cause I can kill people quicker than the chainaxes for some reason
Eviscerator Mk15
My favorite weapon for the feel? Probably the crucis thammer... but I use a rashad or heavy sword mk 6 more, sadly
trigrus xv i think is called
mk 15 eviscerator?
yeah chainsword
the chunky one?
I mean one is big, one is not
yeah is big
yeah the mk 15 eviscerator with the executioner sword's moveset
yeah that one
I like that one mainly because of the fact it has the executioner sword's moves
and I used to use the executioner sword in vt2
They need to fix the heavies though 
Fix how?
i love the original evis
hope we get a 2 handed power sword though
i keep wanting to buy this black templars joytoy, its got a pretty cool sword, but eh. ill wait for night lords
Exec Sword didn't "bite" on the heavies
Mk15 does
That's probably it
So essentially the Mk2's L1
That one hurts
The heavies biting ties nicely into the transition of a regular sword into the chain weapon, methinks, so I personally donât see that as a problem, but I definitely can confirm that there is a difference between how the two strikes of two similar weapons are delivered
And how they feel when observed by the player
@maiden path drg season 5 is out


It would've been extra funny if they added the Thanos Twerk instead of just twerk

helldivers fans eating good with this new patch
Eating amazingly
The new font for chat is so amazing
The camera was positioned further from the player
they buffed pretty much everything
buffed crossbow đ
made it medium armor pen now so i can finally kill bugs and bots properly with it
-read notes-
-no added difficulty-
maybe next year
game is plenty diffucult for like 90% of the community
like i care for the opinions of such plebian souls
killing floor looks way too slow for me
This is what this game needs, something that is actually challenging.
Hell on earth is really just not that hard (for me) So this at least felt a bit more hard.
Made it a bit harder for myself because I didn't go to the trader :D
!!! I KNOW THAT THE EDITING WAS A BIT MESSED UP... DON'T KNOW WHY IT DID THAT, SOME CUTS WERE NOT SMOOTH!!!
MOD: h...
modded diffuculty
can't wait for them to shoot themselves in the foot yet again
and make it 100% mtx dependant
like they said they weren't gonna do for kf2
then started selling weapons for 10 bucks each, no extra skins. in order to just use it you gotta pay
jeez they really went ahead and just made the game easier
oh, i played in that community for a little while
an overpriced lightsaber and minigun no thanks lmfao
hi
least the sabwr was fun i guess
just kinda horzine reskins were lame tho
same glowy joey with their logo with neon
Biggest problem with kf2 is that it felt like a game from 15 years prior with how jank it was
stfu i bought glocknshield hoping it parried like the other shield in the game and i got coknbald
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what
whats the go-to wep for Z these days? just started playing again .. the Warhammer is still insaely fun
Whatever you like
Only the taxe is in the probably don't touch category
dont be sleeping on taxes
tactica laxe?
Bed that KILLS when you jump on it
Yeah, they have problems rn
they're usable, just intensely mediocre and shit vs carapace (and mk7 has legit messed up hitbox issues on l2 and such)
still have better general ttk than ogryn power maul b/c attack speed + crits
Everything has a higher ttk than paul
T-axe2 is good, t-axe 4 has the bad swings
so im just changing my blessings on my warhammer .. ive gone for 10% crit .. what else you think is good?
Eveyr taxe has issues, mk2 isnt good either
No
Change your crit to unyielding or something
ive already doen the crit change
Literally hammer ainât even a crit
ill make the 2nd unyielding
Then change it back
No, change the crit off
oh didnt know u could
Hammer isnât even a crit weapon xd
unyielding and what would you say?
Every zealot weapon is a crit weapon if you run blazing piety
25% dmg unyielding yeah?
You want thrust+ HT or slaught, unyielding, elites, flak, im not sure if carapace helps with a bp
The thanmer gimmick is deleting bosses, so if you take unyielding you get more 1 shots
unyielding are bosses?
Yes thammer perk prio is unyielding->flak-> elites
ah ok .. yeah the charged heavy shot + that charged run abaility at the same time is huge dmg
Ogryns besides crushers and all monsters (daemonhost, pogryn, spawn and bon)
Traitor captains are flak with a unique voidshield
ok ive got the flak and unyield dmg bonus 25%
Chain weapons demolish voidshields
i need to unlock Blessings now....?
Zealot should get Promethium Thrower
first time back on in a while
You can bank blessings
yeah thats what i meant .. icant see the ones I already have
You only get 2 changes on a weapon
Or 2 craft slots
The other 2 will be locked
well if you changed perks you canât
oh
You cna only change 2 out of 4
Anyways yes, you surrender blessings to hadron and then can put them on other thundhammers
Ht is good
Most important is thrust 4
Thrust 4 is impossible to roll so 3 is fine
Istg
lstg?
I almost thought you had thrust 4
i mean for what i play im sure what ive got is fine
Just chat and interact more and your name will turn red
I left this server like a week ago after being online for years
then
i decide to play again
the boltgun, putting aside the realod speeds which really you can just manage in between fights is still pretty OP right?
it 1 shots most things in the head
Nah. Usable and decent but not op
Also it doesn't one shot a decent amount of things you'd think it would
But pretty good anti-crusher
most elites etc i think it does?
i cant remember the categorys of the mobs now
then ames
names*
Mk X Heavy Laspistol is the one?
or Headhunbter
Headhunter
I think it's only good on vet cos u can get a ton of reload speed (25%+30%) for free and stance makes it very easy to aim&shoot quickly
that sounds like the shooting class kind of perks?
Veteran
Yea vet not priest
The bolt gun for zealot is kinda a meme, like you run it for insane burst damage, proc duelist and the one that reduces recoil and spread by 75% and you can delete any armor pack or boss
Straight up just mag dump in the oh shit situation
jsut wanna know if theres better alternatives before investing in upgrading a wep
Revolver or las pistol are a good balance to the thunderhammer
The revolver is king as priest cos you still primarily melee
revolver is godly
i remember enjoying that
Or just wait for the bolt pistol
I always use the flamer with the hammer cos it doesn't horde clear well
I like bolter for deleting multiple crushers quickly, and it can snipe snipers and bombers
hammer is nuts at clearing hordes??
Revolver does everything but horde clear which you don't need on an ironhelm, it's just overpowered as balls
charged swing and turning the mouse into the swing direction just clears the screen with my WH?
Sweatmaxx and take the crucispill
One by itself, yes. A group of 3-4 aggro'd only on you, no.
Hammer is below average horde clear, you are wheelchair speed
is it? oh
Itâs pretty meh rn
Ironhelm gang gets the best of both worlds đŞ
You must be good at dodging to do it
Martyrdom req
Or just run the crusher and have fun
ironhelm is a wep?
You're still not one shotting with a fully charged shot without fury, which is still slow for three crushers whether you take hits or not
crusher b4 the spec nerf was epic
And carapace perk I assume
There is the crucis and ironhelm thunderhammers
*garbage
Itâs the planet/production lable
Two different hammers. Crucis has better single bonk but ironhelm hits most of the one shots that crucis does and clears horde with activated heavy
There is a planet crucis and planet ironhelm that make thunderhammers
isnt ironhelm just a worse thunderhammer
I wonder if theres a certain age where you start liking oatmeal rasin. I wasn't paying attention, but at some point OR went from a trap designed by satan to torture children who think they're getting chocolate chip, to a delightful textural experience with a natural sweetness other cookies lack.
Ironhelm is the psword vet of zealots
Used to be, now you can use either
Idk, they were always good but then again i was raised poor and broke so we didnât have the luxury of bithcing which day old clearance cookies we got
Ironhelm is the oatmeal raisin of thunderhammers. You'll understand when you're older.
ironhelm is very very strong in the right hands
Dont insult oatmeal raisin cookies like that
There's a normal distribution of player skill for which hammer you should use with the crucis on both ends and the ironhelm in the middle
so ive got a good revolver but its rating is 397 .. will upgrading it take it to where it needs to be anyway?
Also they are doing personal sized slices of tres leches cake now at the store im so hyped
Ironhelm is a delightful textural experience with a natural sweetness not found in other thammers.
It's okay to say you can't handle the H3 boyslay
youâre red now
oh sick
The ironhelm is much easier to use
Iâm taking you to the machine
Crit bonus a bit low but not a deal breaking amount
this
You want surgical+ handcannon
oh ok
Hmm, someone could make a meme outta dis.
I believe hadron wont brick it
kid named skill ceiling:
Dont put crit damage
On weapons
Period
yeah i know now lol
Headtaker and thrust are the only two options
It scales terribly cause fatshark math
Itâs only 10% of damage increase of the bonus amount, not total
can confirm
I thought its harder to nuke with the ironhelm since the real damage dealer is an H3.
Slaught exists
But easier to sweep trash and cut into mixed hordes
tell me the soy use was ironic 
but out of these 2 (changing the crit dmg ) what should I go for?
well i gotta pick 1 for the time being đ
right i guess
Basically the left side of the bell curve's reasoning would be that the moveset is simpler but the sweatmaxxed is that the damage is much higher and the aoe isn't needed if you can aim & dodge
or do i just spam buy the ironhelm until a good rol ldrops
Learn the crucis if you think you can adequately sweat enough to use jt
crucis?
what would I do to go about getting a good one?
Or the realistic reasoning is that positioning yourself to hit both trash and elites is just... more optimal in the right hands :)
I think the only thing helm struggles with or does less with are maulers, crushers, and boss damage, which is still nukes
Prepare for CBT cos you need a good one. Thrust, headtaker, unyielding and flak. You can swap out flak if you want. The only stat that can be low is defenses
I really don't think either is better. They are just different. As far as MKs go, FS did good.
If you can't kill things in one hit, it's pretty useless because you swing slowly even with martyrdom
CBT?
ironhelm and crucis is legit which one you like more
Cock and ball torture
Cognitive behavioral therapy
wait i thought ironhelm was crucis
Nope
ohhh
One is better clear, one is better bonk
i see
You really need finesse (not the stat xd) to use it though, not so sound like melk but if you're inexperienced prepare for pain
You need to be able to aim well with it
ironhelm also has a loop similar to crucis
if you activate heavy activate heavy it be exclusively horizontal swipes
Uhh
wtf
Using the goonhammer to kill nurglecells and plaateelmaxxing
we have a whole list of 40k approved slurs and y'all still using the ones that get you smacked
karkers
Don't bother with the people who use 4chan culture unironically
I thought you had an issue with the reasoning lol
Edited to avoid b&
this is perfect
sorry what was the type of revolver that was good to use with hammer?
Istg
Flamer 
Im stealing your hrt
NO
what is the this in question
what the fuck
As punishment for that fuckass pizza
but isnt the hammer a horde clearer close range anyway?
Nah
is that, costco pizza and ice cream?
Pepperoni pizza + chocolate vanilla soft serve strawberry sundae
Hammer is meant for big damage
yes
Sounds gross at a glance but I think I would try it
fuckass pizza for hungry boys đ¤Š
Use the evis for this
the best part is dipping the crust in it
Death penalty
The one that isn't quickdraw iirc. Both are pretty good though
Zarona
You lost me at the crust but I could see the rest with it
They are both quickdraw. You are thinking of Agrippa (or however its spelled). I just call it the cowboy gun. Zarona is what you want.
evis?
The eviscerator
I think the mk15 is better
It's the two handed chainsword
It can cleave very well, and thus you can use a gun instead of the flamer with jt
Costco food court don't serve that
in a better world we'd have 1.50$ costco kebab
you know what.
@opaque rampart you want some?
I like using jt with the holy relic and blazing piety cos you can get a ton of cool down reduction from crits and use the holy relic more frequently. The hammer must have martyrdom so you swing more than once a day
DOWN YOU GO!
this?
this is better than any big bootyass the scammer links to discord servers could ever share
Yea
Both thammers require finesse and accuracy to use propah. Crucis needs accuracy for isolating targets in a group so you don't waste a swing on trash, and Ironhelm needs it for landing the charged H3 strikedown on a boss or crusher in a group so you, again, don't waste it on trash. Although I think theres a way to animation cancel into H3, but I never bothered learning that stuff.
Again, they are sidegrades. Different strokes for different folks. Using either effectively makes you a badass, so it don't matter.
so to change to the Evis sword id basically switch to the middle path?
Yea I'd say so
Check your dms I sent you guides but I don't remember if I used any naughty words in the descriptions
absolutely.
Though it isn't as if the left path is bad with the evis, it just synergizes better with the middle I think
who doesn't love pizza and ice cream?
A Sister of Battle with taste. Incredible. I hope you never lose faith.
Sweet
Lets gooo
I am curious though, will greenskins get passed by for generic heroes since we already like, 5
Wouldnt mind some new unique heroes, maybe the ingredients hag or another unique caster hero
Yeah everyone is very confused since greenskins are pretty complete already
But I'm very excited for an ogre rework and new khorne stuff
Maybe more savage orks? Thatâd be fun
No new cosmetics?
Brb gonna go flip a car
Yeah
Also, on the topic of greenskins. I think the next tide game should be Orktide. But plot twist, you play as the orks fighting imperials. So I guess it'd have to be called Umietide
Just give us the old shop back
There's already a phrase for that it's called the ordertide
Add some elves and dwarves to the pile
Thanks, ordertide is not bad.
But yeah, a tidelike where you play as Orks could be toit. Lots of customization option, and they have quite a few potential career paths. I would love to use the cannon that shoots warp-mad gretchins.
Ork tidelike with full damage friendly fire
Ghazkull dynasty warriors type game when?
Ork tidelike, but friendly fire boosts your teammates damage.
Its friendly, after all. And I could see orks hurting each other for sport and camaraderie. Seems orkish.
What ya'll think about KF3?
I am on fence.
microwaves fear him
https://youtu.be/GKnAWcWnJJc?si=P5cklZkwTTxfMAEQ I wish I owned a tin foil suit
This looks like a trailer to some early 2000s horror yotube video
no stat distribution is bad
just take Bloodthirsty off it or wrath since that might be the better choice
you want mobil to be your lowest stat
Im referring to the blessings
still not the best
100% chance to crit is bad?
Savage sweep/rampage is what you want for general purpose and for crit im pretty sure its rampage shred
there are other combos but I dont remember atm
Only thing I can replace it with ia Momentum;_;
I think we could use more uniques like the tzeentch warrior WoC gets
BT only good on mk15 evi to chain kill crushers
Pokemone tcg scene be wilding
the thing is about tzeentch is the fact when they were added at launch their whole TT roster was added
so when SoC came out they had to make shit up

So, what will be the 2 with slaanesh
Elves?
Dark, high, and slaanesh
As much as dwarf larpers would get mad elves are tied closely to slaanesh
What are the best blessings for killing crushers?
What weapon?
Knife
best expansion ever dropping
I got a 371 power one from brunt with +20% carapace damage
Uncanny + precog, riposte or executor
(not beating for answer in peak tho)
So I figured I might as well pick it up and build it
i find that going backstab IV and 25% carapace with riposte i can go behind a crusher and do 2 dodges and heavy hits kill or if i am in stealth it's a 1 shot
Backstab is just worse uncanny
but it works from first shot 100% instead of 120 after 5 shots in under 5 seconds
for heavy attacks i can't do 5 in 5s
wait yeah unless that one but then u need catachan 6 and tons of stamina i guess
it refreshes, and doesn't require positioning to use
what do u mean
so so like if i hit heavy hit once it will reset timer on 2nd hit and so on??
because how i interpreted it is like this: 1st heavy hit u get 24% and a 5s timer starts, unless u can hit 5 hits within 5 seconds all the time u can't get the full 120 to carry forever
Nope
ah then it's OP lmao need to get it in this case
Donât need to even get stam to kill a crusher, could go a plus 3 and that would cover it
Uncanny works as a self buff
Ruthless is on hit
So no boosts to fire or bleed
they need to reword these stuff i have 300+ hours and barely knew all this
And knife swings fast so 5 stacks isnât hard
yeah it's easy if it carries over to heavy hits
Aye, only way to infer this otherwise is to look at the little buff icons thar appeat at the bottom of your screen and discern which means what.
They really need a glossery.
first 100 missions i thought those were ability cooldownsđ
I still donnae know what they all mean
Orks would be ideal in their own game so they can actually be a full on waaaagh
i only know the one for invulnerability for zealot, if it is glowing we good
Little itty bitty icons make my eyes hurty
Make greentide dont put castrated orks in darktide
also what's up with mfs who run around solo die then scream into the mic
got 2 seperate ones today
Wasn't there a comic where an ork got switched with an ogryn and no one noticed?
probably doing stealth kill penances
could do without all the screamin on the rest of us fighting as a team
You get screams? All I get is quiet defeat and the occassional disconnect. Well, maybe a bit more thab occasionally.
bro had a full on meltdown the other guy just said he prolly drunk in chat
i don't use mic in pug games, i think since 2008
Poor lad
and uncharted 2 on PS3
Drunktide? On a thursday
i heard a french accent so i started baiting in chat tbh i made him madder
when random brazilian kid screamed for like 4 minutes
More likely than you think
bro was screeching by the end of it all because he died cuz he wanted to fight alone
i even ran to him with chorus to rev
i said fromage in chat and he got angrier
Only frenchman iâll love
do use the mute button tho if you are using mic in pugs
I'm cooked
I also am fond of Kim from Disco Elysium, but I don't think France exists there. Its just the accent. Revacholian.
Omlete du fromage
I love french Canadians, euro french however...
Mainly just parisians
Trying to update drg and helldivers when steam is being an ass
I watched the original show on MTW when i was 8
I defienatly was too young to watch it but god damn was the Turkish dub for it good, i just watched Ultimate last year and i did enjoy it too
The original show was way edgier. Thus i like it more

Helsing ova is like the fma ova
Alright
The full versions are better
Or the jojo part 3 ova
It has a certain rough charm going for it
It being the first anime i watched also doesnt help the nostalgia factor i have for it
Yea but it doesnât have Zolan being turned into wallpaper by Seras
Crying shame.
I dont even remember if it has the Major
The ova was relased before the manga ended
Cause the War speech is fire
It has its own conclusion and doesnt have the nazis in it
Its also non-canon due to the branching story
Now that i look back, i watched shit like Hellsing, Basilisk and Samurai 7 when i was just 8
No wonder i turned out as fucked as i am now.
They really nail making the nazis easy to hate, both hypocritical and using half truths
Itâs like wolfenstein nazis, a serious threat with just enough comedy and flaws to keep killing them fresh
If they had the balls they would've made them like The man in the high Castle nazis
But alas, its merely an egdy anime
They really know how to write nazis, I love how evil and stupid they are in Wolfenstein
Idk, itâs fairly accurate, meant to mirror the hypocrisy of Judas Iscariotâs as well
Just put the hellsing tv series music into ultimate
Not stupid enough to yell "Granata!" every second like CoD nazis
Gem comment
Playing WaW on hard with the grenade spam is pain
The PTSD is all too fresh in my mind still
Voice - Volkan AteĹ AkyÄąlmaz
Best dubbing ever for alucard.
I miss Mtv now that i look back, that was where they aired the coolest shit back in the day
I believe they pulled out of Turkey, its a shame but given the plunging rates of TV watching globally, i dont blame them
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Behold: Lunch!
I am starving after the day I had, at work x.x
I got thrown on register, today, since I was the only other person who really knows how to do register since the person for it called in today
That's a funny looking zealot
cant remember the last time i had subway
get it NOW!
steam was trying to fucking download helldivers 2 update on my ssd
or usb
that i was installing ow2 on
without my input
fisherman drip
I fell over on my walk
BRO THINK HE HAD THAT SHIT ON
HE NOT ME THOUGH
ANY DAY OF THE WEEK I GOT THAT SHIT ON
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Can't believe Capcom obliterated baby pukei pukei
Sadness
i can't stop listening to kendrick nuking drake
honestly would've been cleaner and less painful to just shoot him at this point
I've been out of the game for 20 years. Who's on top these days? Like really on top, not those billboard 40s or whatever.
big 3 is jcole, drake, and kendrick, jcole made one diss and then immediately backed out and apologized to kendrick
eminem still making music too
im the big 3
I dinnae know diss tracks necessitated apologies. I thought they were in jest, like roasts or Yo Mama jokes.
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Hi Friends,
This week I wanted to share my thoughts on the Kendrick and Drake beef, some of the backstory leading up to it and t...
umm
kendrick dropped a literal nuke on drake at the end, drake responded poorly and now it's over
Let me guess, yo mama jokes also went out of style 20 years ago
also the industry was like "oh shit stop fighting yuo going to expose too many peopel kendrick"
Damn
Really? That sounds raw af.
New respect for Kendrick.
let me see, kendrick got drake on being a pop artist, possible pdfile and support other pdfiles and being a colonizer from outside
drake really shouldn't of went for it cause kendrick warned his ass
dude is a pop artist, just make club bangers
Meanwhile, in white peoples rap, Mr. B the gentleman rhymer released a new longplayer in which they claim Hip Hop owes him 2/6d.
metro (a beats musician) got dissed by drake and literally made a competition for a free beat and 10k for the best verses for a remix of BBL Drizzy
Dissing the beat makers? Isn't that a low blow?
yea
and a stupid one at that
May as well start calling out basoon players next
dude really went "now you can diss drake from the comfort of your own home"
Hmm, that explains the BBL drizzy memes
drake cocky cause he hit a sweet spot between hip hop and pop and hit it big, but he should've stayed low and didn't try to act like he was hood when he was a child actor in canada
Aye, never good to pose
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mPjzrk66Sxo better version of the short
especially cause kendrick literally isn't always on top because he chooses to be
and doesn't want to be stuck printing songs for money and fame, he wants to explore and do his own thing, so poking him and the drake fans going "well he can't make club bangers" is like fuckin with a sleeping dragon
Clubs are one of the worst ways to enjoy music imo. I'd rather listen to an album in bed.
So I can really focus on the craftmanship.
well, not like us is everything, it's well crafted, it was played in clubs literally hours after dropping
i'd be shocked
if a single artist tops this song this year
some are in jest, but this is probably one of the harder ones, at least it isn't tupac vs BIG, west coast vs east coast which had an actual body count both of the big names and some fans
Wanted to try a mk9, got this on 3rd buy tank jo emprah.
What should I do with it?
Currently running a martyrdom build, not crit.
sweep to deathblow
Tempted to drop one of the blessings for heavy sword brutal momentum, and drop unyielding for something
Unfortunate times.
ooo and the perks aren't too good but i'd drop unarmroed before i drop unyielding
So sweep is meh on heavy swords?
swap unarmored to flak or maniac, test breakpoints if needed
cleave is unneeded on hswords they have massive cleave as is, only exception is deathblow which lets you keep your first target damage for up to 4 targets
oh and drake used AI tupac in a music video
Omg this swords has infinite sweeping heavys, love.
Yeah ty dropping sweep for bromentum, leaving perks for a bit
which uhh
didn't land at all
yea sword bromentum is called deathblow, for some reason
not saying drake should be killed, but i'd watch my back if he is ever in west coast
Yeah, unyielding is great considering the heavies, not the greatest H2 and H3
Against bosses that is
yea, unyielding will at least help a little bit vs ogryns and monstros
unarmored i don't think you need for anything
esp with the damage boosts of martyrdom
Aye. Oregon's a scary place. I heard big foot lives there.
Saw the sweeping ones dmg is even meh vs maniac and unyielding, used to relentless being decent vs them.
Not sure about unarmored, good amount of heads are after all xD thinking the unarmored gunners specific and they are annoying
HOLY SOVL
yea but you already hit bruisers and groaners
One thing I like about Arizona. Only regular sized feet out here.
i think you can hit dreg gunners without the perk
No apemen, only man apes
you want maniac/flak so you can cleave 4 ragers at a time
yeah prob, can see dropping unarmored for maniac or flak. Carapace gonna be shit either way
heavysword can do like,
one crusher
with the heavy+special attack loop
but def not wortht eh perk
wtf i love insect glaive now
I worry in the modern age, its harder to whip up a cryptid frenzy. I want my town to have novelty drinks named after some freaky lil' guy, but I don't see a good way to make it happen.
there were the clowns
not like us got into japanese and korean clubs too drake you gonna need to vacation in the artic circles
where are we with mk12 chaxe nowadays
It often takes cryptid towns awhile to embrace their cryptids
imo it's just an easier mk4 without some of the crazy shit mk4 can do
having no access to crowd stagger hurts it imo
mk4 heavies and push attacks both stagger ragers and maulers with punishment and power stacked up
mk12 can't ever do it and it's push attack is a thrust
To go from "We are embarrased that 20 cops spent the weekend searching the swamp for lizard men" to "Try our special 'Lizardman super slurper' now available at Skeevy Joe's bar and grill."
it's "fine" even good for what it wants to do, but i think it is worth to move onto the mk4 chaxe as a zealot specifically
i love skeevy joes
vets don't need to go mk4 since mk12 basically covers it
i thought of a person when you said lizardman super slurper
That wasn't subway lol
That was Jersey Mike's
Oh, they are the best. Always have the right amount of skeev.
Was it the guy that can swallow an airborn glizzy and then regurgitate it?
idk what these words are but never use them again
Glizzy is slang for hotdog
I think
I prefer 'hog' myself, but that might be confusing
uh noo
it's a gal who likes dragons
and i'll leave it like that
if you are an adult you'll figure it out
Oh, so THATS what "The girl with the dragon tattoo" was about. Never read it.
Damn, some heretic scum disconnected my chain axe :c
I tried plugging it back in, but now it only plays alt rock Vox channels.
really need a 2handed chaxe
Theres a lot we still need imo.
where is my chainpen fs?!
Got delayed 2 years for the much better 2nd knife that we got

nay, the pen is mightier
What about a chain stapler?
my chainchain
better yet: What about a chain sharpie?
Sharpened chain sharpie +2

Hm, for some reason... doom music makes me do good in ror2... >.>'
Or at least when doom music is playing... I always do good in ror2...
Music with a high BPM has been found to increase heartrate, reaction time and thriftyness
I mean I am listening to a remaster of e3m3 deep in the code >.>
That and my panic gamer style works quite well in ror2, like it does in darktide
Eh... I'll give you...
Hm...
A +1 stack of atg damage % of 1
Which is 300% of 1, which is +3. :3
Do you have a +str +stam leather belt?
Nah, I sold it for my +5 57 leaf clovers helmet
(that means it rerolls chances 5 more times in my favor)
Dude, what a steal! Your thriftiness must be off the charts.
Probably that doom ost again
Yep
I kinda prefer a bit of this(the orb in his hand)
Who pinged me
Not me

Ah
Tasty treat thats hard to beat! (Orb)
That's why I go so hard with my playlist in darktide
Accurately named "fast paced beats to overdose on Adderall and cause wrecks on the freeway to"
Damn, I am about to get on the freeway myself, but I don't like spotify :/
I've just had it for years cuz my step brother had paid for spotify premium family for years so I've just always had it
is stability important for this?
Anyone else listen to Gas Gas Gas when playing Zealot?
I listen to music so tonally different from darktide
Me as I obliterate half of atomas population after I chose to play my vgm playlist
https://open.spotify.com/track/08KTQSs3ickNki7FFTb6fY?si=2cdd6100cfa645a0 type of shit I listen to while I play
after that it plays like metal or something then back to random shit
Also it seems like the shop reset was delayed
Wtf fatshark
Now I gotta wait to be disappointed by the lack of a unique dclaw skin instead of being disappointed now
isn't it just doing overthrow?
void fiend
The last step requires 2 people
yes
Same with the whole mission
and certain mechanics demand that you do them quickly, so using only the ingame chat might not be fast enough
Overthrow is genuinely awesome wdym
besides that though after you complete it once any chest in the pale heart has a rare chance to drop em
well you gotta beat all overthrow bosses to get exotic khvostov so get to work
NOW!
i think it's any chest, could just be overthrow boss ones
I've gotten like 10 from just doing overthrow after plus grabbing chests around
Iâve done 7 if them only to realize the bitches dont spawn if you havenât done at least 1 in each area
very rare indeed
I need an apoth SE for my warlock
and bungie fucked me by putting liars and syntho in the same column
Rip
sadly the last for awhile
I KNOW RIGHT
There is caliban in the other one tho
I also need a necro/SE
But you're still losing the heal from liars on the exotic
Which in harder stuff may not be worth the trade
isnt hunters best prismatic besides GG and hunt combo blow and shit?
I'm NOT READY
r you referring to the hunter class exotic, cause i heard synthos doesn't work as well with combination blow compared to liar's
i don't want it to end
I'm certain each chest you open increases the chance of getting one until you get it, then it resets
And higher tier overthrow chests give much more progress on it
Since I got them way more often doing overthrow and grabbing nearby chests compared to goblin moding every chest on the map then changing locations
still need to finish stone ocean I keep forgetting
why bungo
just parroting off what actual hunters have said, but i was told that synthos goes from it's 165% buff to just 30% with combination blow

warlock got a really good class item
Nova with a weaken nade and SE can get out to 878K
all the cool kids recommended caliban's/liars combo
and thats without apoth
wrinkcille
nova bomb redeemed
ape together strong
You really do have to bank on ensuring the kill cuz you won't have any healing besides combo blow
You could have restoration via melee made orbs with golden gun on
But that comes at the cost of frost armor from orbs for more dr
And it only lasts for 5 seconds, so it may run out as you're slapping a big guy and you just get obliterated
its incredible that I just now watch the full uncut clip
what the fuck is wrong with its hands holy shit
wait is the last episode of dungeon meshi out ?
yeah, season 2 announced though
ok finally I can binge watch the whole show on one sitting like a normal person (autistic)
it's paws
born to burrow
they look disgusting, its like it cant decide if they should be hairy or not
Is dungeon meshi comparable to frieren in terms of modern anime peak
yes
paw patterned baldness
well
maybe
i think frieren has more mass appeal
dungeon meshi is kinda, queer and neurodivergent
what ?
Lebts all take ibuprofen
Frieren single handedly revived the fantasy genre
laios has the tism and like 2 main characters be gay (good for them!)
does queer include gay ? I didnt know
yes
and Laios is the knight I presume, since everyone online says that hes an autismo, but from the clips I've seen he doesnt strike me as overly autistic
I guess I'll just have to see for my self
ugh i hate the epople going like "why can't falin and marcille just be friends" marcille is literally put in the same reaction frame as the man who proposed to falin in less than a day of meeting her
falin has that bi rizz
he's more of a generic fighter/warrior
allthought it woulndt be the first time the internet flanderizes a character for no reason other than to cope with reality
none of the dungeon meshi classes are, really, super modern like modern dnd. Senshi is just a cook with minimal combat experience outside of bare survival, chilchuck is a rogue who doesn't do combat and focuses solely on traps/lockpicking, marcille is using ||dark magic, blood and shit||
izutsumi is a ninja, but also half cat, literally
I have seen the most rabid and outright depraved statements made about this character
It took every cleaning product in my house to cleanse my eyes after that
who are the homos ?
laois is a warrior but he's not someone who fights beyond what dungeoneering is called for
I can believe both
oh no if anything
laois gets perverized
he is a bit, koo koo
Like this lmao
Quagmirezed
its the internet, everything gets someones socks off
quagmire is a man sloot
he is way more than that
is being koo koo autistic ?
I fucking hate quagmire so much
is goofy autistic then ?
laois gets mischaracterized as a creep when he's really just making his point poorly
he's like a golden retriever
think train autistic, but monster autistic instead
Like that monster shop guy from botw but looks like an actual normal person?
he is really curious and enjoys the company of monsters and close friends then just, a room full of humans





