zealot-class

[vestal pine]

a perfect mk4 and the one i have switched to now

mk7 seems fun to use than mk4 since it has slightly more things to do after parrying(light comes out as overhead and extra damage can be registered)

[merry flume]

skullcrusher on claw sounds fun actually

[vestal pine]

its not cause it needs stagger to damage

least the push attack stab comes out quick so it gets to enjoy that skullcrusher stack

ik i cangive stagger blessing to catachan

[merry flume]

i thought dc had impact

[vestal pine]

has ton of impact

i just using shred cause this is a cooldown build

(mostly for relic)

[merry flume]

do not sleep on this

[vestal pine]

duelist first and i ran out of points

god i like hammerblow

its stupidly good impact blessing cause unlike thunderstrike its not on the enemy, and unlike trauma missing isnt a detrement

it also has a higher maximum result cause idk, fatshark balancing

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-red-alert-2-almost-whimsical-but-gif-9980648788636229519

[visual stream]

Just had the most insane fucking situation to clutch and I wouldve if a mutant didnt interrupt me before I could ledge a plogryn

[left iron]

I doubt i will ever get as powerful as i was on this run, but boy was it fun

[hard nexus]

what’s wrong with this?

[vestal pine]

shoulder flame

seen on first person

[hard nexus]

ohhh

yeah

lmfao

[frosty herald]

What is the catgirl doing in the corner

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-goku-goku-stare-death-stare-kid-buu-gif-7537122150460177467

[hushed knoll]

You can’t spin around while sipping juice

[left iron]

Yes i can, im doing it right now

[hushed knoll]

No 😠

[left iron]

[real hollow]

hey what blessings do you fellers recommend on tactical axes?

[frosty herald]

Ice cube

[drifting prawn]

Guys, as a can opener which weapon is better?

MK IV chainaxe with Headtaker/Thunderous

Or

Crucis Thunderhammer with Hammerblow/Thunderstrike?

I'm currently experimenting with both of them and i think i like the Chainaxe better.

[north sedge]

well, those are terrible blessings on the hammer

[hushed knoll]

Ice please I want you to be ok

Please Ice

[north sedge]

headtaker bm

[hushed knoll]

You need to be able to make salmon soup and you can't if you're spinning while drinking juice

[left iron]

I fell off the chair and broke my skull

[hushed knoll]

Wtf

See?

[left iron]

I dont think im going to make it

Goodbye

[hushed knoll]

Can I have your stuff when you die

[left iron]

I burned the house down as i fell

Those damn candles

[drifting prawn]

The other ones arent much better honestly

[hushed knoll]

Let me have your PC

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

thrust slaughterer/headtaker, big dmg/impact/cleave bonuses, thrust alone is 60% power

as for as the chainaxe, drop thunderous for slaughterer or thrust and you're in business

[drifting prawn]

I think i should take MK VII in that case

That one has the strikedown heavies opposed to the vice-versa on MK IV

[north sedge]

you mean 12?

[drifting prawn]

Yes, excuse me

XII

[visual stream]

VoC to stagger
the ten ragers and bulwarks I staggered are instantly replenished by ten more ragers and bulwarks that were further behind them
mutant cockblocks my plogryn ledge
aneurysm

[north sedge]

they're kinda sidegrades, 12 has a bit better single target, 4 has slightly better crowd work, though honestly both still lean single target overall

[visual stream]

seconds before the clip I also ledged a chaos spawn xd

[drifting prawn]

I feel like IV can spam Brittleness given it has revving lights

[north sedge]

power does better

brittleness frankly...kinda blows unless trauma staff

[royal vortex]

to my knowledge debuffs like brittleness also do not tick more than once on any sort of rev attack

[left iron]

No, i pawned my PC a year ago

Keep up with the times old man

[spare dome]

yes its sad

[dense field]

i'M a SuPPOrt

[spare talon]

I really do need to post my build on there, like really and truly have a full detailed explanation about everything

[hushed knoll]

I’m not old

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-billy-herrington-aniki-gif-22392976

it's time

[hushed knoll]

Your bones are about to have the brittleness debuff

[spare talon]

Time to go study the other mks of devils claw so I can recommend against them more accurately in the build description

[merry flume]

they do on the og chainaxe

at least light revs

[royal vortex]

using debuff indicator, this is not the case

it's 1 instance of thunderous (so 2.5-10% brittleness depending on blessing tier)

[steel agate]

Doing the emperor's work right here, parry on cole

[coarse birch]

Simply say mk 4 mk7 good mk1 bad

[royal vortex]

if you theoretically never heavy the mk1 and mk7 are identical

[coarse birch]

Mk1 has a shittier PA iirc

[royal vortex]

no idea

[coarse birch]

Other than that yeah

However dclaw lights are whelming

But parries the same so

And yeah i was right mk1 has a worse PA

Somewhat notably

[patent patrol]

I use MKIV.

[hushed knoll]

Who is the woman in your pfp

[patent patrol]

My favorite

[royal vortex]

give me one guess

before i tell you

[coarse birch]

Why are you asking like 6 months into him having it

[dense field]

I know that lady

[hushed knoll]

Zelda's ghost

[coarse birch]

Wow

[royal vortex]

you know what that's like, surprisingly within the same sort of realm

[hushed knoll]

Did I get it right

[dense field]

close enough

[royal vortex]

there's p much no way you could've got it

it's the spectre from slay the princess

[coarse birch]

Yeah idk the game at all

[hushed knoll]

I alway thought Zelda was the green dude but now I know she's the wamen

[coarse birch]

I knew just cause josho mentioned it

[coarse birch]

Theres no way

[hushed knoll]

SLAYYY QUEEN

[merry flume]

what if zelda was a girl

[hushed knoll]

No I'm serious

[coarse birch]

Stan unironically my grandparents know which is which

[royal vortex]

slay princess actually. i just mentioned that. are you paying attention?

[hushed knoll]

Zelda

[royal vortex]

SALSA

HAHAHAHAHA

[spare talon]

i personally still think the mk4 is just outright better than the 7 tho

[royal vortex]

@north sedge

i require your image editing skills

[hushed knoll]

NO

STOP

Idk what you're talking about \

[merry flume]

mexican zelda

[spare talon]

i think that would be kinda cool

[coarse birch]

I think its somewhat close, ig mk4 has some qol benefit with h1 rather than h2

[merry flume]

someone commission zelda as a mexican lady

[royal vortex]

yes you do

[spare talon]

greatly so, cuz you can sprint or block cancel and just keep doing that for single target

the mk7 doesnt have that luxury

[royal vortex]

the mk7 doesn't have the world's worst parry followup

[coarse birch]

Im still more bothered by stan not knowing which is zelda

Up to this point

[merry flume]

swap the specials of dueling sword and devils claw and bam you just made 2 new mk's for them

[royal vortex]

this is less important on vet because you just get free unconditional finesse and enough baseline damage to put you over the parry one-shot on ragers

[merry flume]

give me money fatshark

[royal vortex]

certain weapons need a built-in block counter system

like ogryn shield

[coarse birch]

It would be so cool

[merry flume]

big bardin

[coarse birch]

Or like perfect block stuff

[merry flume]

perfect block with huntsman kruber spear/shield

we need exec sword in darktide

cmon give it to us

[coarse birch]

Didnt play vt2 sadly

Well i did

But for like 20 hours

[merry flume]

its in a really good place rn

it's also fatshark's baby rn so you can expect much more updates

well for like 10 days LMAO

[royal vortex]

i can't make an accurate statement about why i don't want to play vermintide because the process of leveling tide characters is a gameplay loop in large part disconnected from the "end game" and i just dont wanna do it again

but it's also hard to go back to it from darktide because the changes they made in darktide are much more appealing to me

[merry flume]

this is the reason why i don't have a vet or an ogryn character

[coarse birch]

When i tried vt2 again it just threw me off it wasnt dt mostly

[spare talon]

i found it
this is the video i use to show this

[merry flume]

the 0-30 is boring and at a certain point i just don't gaf about the grind

[royal vortex]

i got through all 4 classes right after the other

for the achievement

[merry flume]

global wallet made it a bit better but cmon

500k credits and i start with a level 30 char

hell even a million

theme it as like cyro rejects or some shit

it's just so boring to play anything NOT aurics after so long

[coarse birch]

Yeah 0-30 is p uninteresting, although at least back then malice was like the hardest thing i could do so it stayed engaging

And it was pre talents so i wasnt missing a ton other than weapons

[merry flume]

the only enjoyable thing about low diff is the overwhelming difference in chat quality between the modes

it's quite literally a xbox lobby in anything below damnation 😭

[coarse birch]

Yeah chat stays p chill in damnation in my exp

[sterile stone]

Mfw FS looking at this and considering selling instant level 30 boosts

[patent patrol]

Gonna be straight up. VT2 is a shitshow of a game. They messed up the balancing so hard it’s not even funny atp. Also the community feels way more toxic. If you don’t do as they say they ridicule you. So.

[sterile stone]

[coarse birch]

I cannot play not histg

[sterile stone]

We do that here aswell

[patent patrol]

And overall the games just harder

[sterile stone]

The only difference is the people we tell their builds are bad

Tend to have a few synapses burst

And they go on a baby rage mental rant

Hence all the copy pastas we have

[north sedge]

Idk works for me

[patent patrol]

They’re worse about it. I got death threats because I was using ANF instead of rapier on the head hunter guy. Saltzpyre’s first class

Like literal death threats

Because I’m not using the meta

[pale spindle]

the list grows

[royal vortex]

i had a dude say i should die after i told him 111111 wasn't a good talent build pre patch 13

[sterile stone]

I'm sorry but taking death threats over discord in any serious manner means you gotta turn the pc off

[merry flume]

this is how i know im a toxic gamer because all im thinking about is how fast i can teamkill them

[sterile stone]

Ain't no way I'm having some acne ridden loser threaten to kill me

[coarse birch]

I can assure you josho just found it funny

[royal vortex]

that dude was right tho

i should die

[patent patrol]

I’m not necessarily taking it seriously. It’s just proof how toxic it is

[royal vortex]

after the ogryn incidents

[coarse birch]

Ive had people tell me im really insensitive for saying you can just block somebody if they are being mean

[sterile stone]

You missed it

[coarse birch]

Bad

[sterile stone]

There was one mental patient

Who spent an ENTIRE MONTH

Saving people's discord profiles

[north sedge]

Lol

[sterile stone]

Just to make a video to prove knife was good

Only to end up proving

It was okay in very niche situations

Bro ended up getting banned for witch hunting

A WHOLE MONTH

[sterile stone]

of just seething

[patent patrol]

LMAO. … Wait isn’t knife good on stealth builds tho?

[sterile stone]

Just to still have people call him a weirdo

[patent patrol]

Or am I crazy

[sterile stone]

This was before the changes

[patent patrol]

Ah. What’s the best now? Or are stealth builds just bad

Now

[sterile stone]

I mean I still love sealth

Mostly for saving teammates

[coarse birch]

He was vouching for lacerate iirc

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Something like that

[distant lagoon]

yes

There is only 1 usage for stealth - saving downed people when everything went extremely shit

[coarse birch]

Cause he just ran around lighting

[distant lagoon]

Otherwise charge utl is just better

[sterile stone]

This community has had it's share of fucking pyschos

[merry flume]

me when i use flesh tearer lacerate

[sterile stone]

And it's honestly the most entertainment you can get in a discord server

[spare dome]

some of them are still here

watching

waiting

[patent patrol]

Stealth builds used to be good for one shotting stuff. I assume that’s no longer the case

Like big stuff

[distant lagoon]

Not worth it

[sterile stone]

I mean you can still oneshot weakened monstrosities

[north sedge]

Nothing changed, it's just fury does so many things

[distant lagoon]

You can almost one shot bosseswith just charge

[patent patrol]

That’s… fair.

[patent patrol]

Can you? I only like 3 ahot on a good day with the ironhelm.

And that’s with a damage stim

[distant lagoon]

skissue

[coarse birch]

Yeah fury for 1 point has armor degrade, increased rate of fire, 100% crit for melee, 50% attack speed, toughness regain, burster invul, and a burst of speed with invul while charging

[patent patrol]

No I don’t think I can physically one shot.

[north sedge]

2-3 is more realistic

[coarse birch]

And thats before getting 2 charges

[patent patrol]

With mine

[patent patrol]

I usually get 3-4. And that’s not because I’m bad, my hammer just misses out on a bit of damage

69% first target and thrust 3

It’s not perfect so

[north sedge]

Ah that would do it

[patent patrol]

Yeah I’m still 3-4 shotting but

Eh

[distant lagoon]

Also ironhelm is just worse for big targets

well, duh

[fleet zealot]

i am sleeping on it

[obtuse stirrup]

The thing about stealth is, it's fun as fuck

[fleet zealot]

punishment is easier to grab

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-sleepy-tired-sleep-sleepy-animal-gif-15984880

[patent patrol]

I prefer ironhelm. Gives me crowd control and high single target damage

[ivory marlin]

Its so fucking hot outside omg

[patent patrol]

It’s fun

[ivory marlin]

Im melting

[obtuse stirrup]

For when I wanna be in ur base, killin ur dudes

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-dog-doggy-hooman-get-up-gif-20608008

[distant lagoon]

... crucis does same things

If you use ironhelm for these things, you are wrong

Ironhelm advantage is when dealing with mixed hordes

[fleet zealot]

stay cool

[patent patrol]

That’s also why I love it

Itonhelm gives me everything I like so

[obtuse stirrup]

Ironhelm does that and the Crucis stuff

Slightly less bonk

[ivory marlin]

Im getting something rq to eat then i gotta walk like 3 more miles give or take

[obtuse stirrup]

But much more usability in general

[fleet zealot]

ironhelm is the powersword veteran of zealot

ngl

[obtuse stirrup]

But tbh xv evis is the real light thunderhammer

[patent patrol]

That’s what I like in a weapon

[north sedge]

Just use whichever hammer you prefer

[obtuse stirrup]

Plus chainswords Just Feel Right

[distant lagoon]

it is just exe sword from vt

[patent patrol]

This

Thank you

[obtuse stirrup]

except it can rev

[merry flume]

miss stormvermin sniping with exe sword

[distant lagoon]

So just play VT?

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/einstein-smart-think-thinking-idea-gif-13060822

[maiden path]

chat

what roof

[spring grotto]

Just got a really good Eviscerator but am confused, if I should keep the T3 Shred and change the perks or change it and change one of the perks? Can any one suggest me?(I am posting link to img cuz I can`t attach them normally) https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626996296259076098/1250540622222331904/image.png?ex=666b5036&is=6669feb6&hm=eb81cd374c198cbaff75d8dcc3606a6bb1f62f341028d99f854bebedf9432df3&

[frosty herald]

is this vanilla terarria

[maiden path]

yhes

[frosty herald]

L

[maiden path]

ur an L

revengence

assisted normal

[frosty herald]

Infernum or bust

[maiden path]

hell nah yo ass tweaking jisaw

[drifting prawn]

She's beautiful...

I got lucky as all hell and rolled both headtaker and thrust 3 on consecrations

[spare talon]

crit chance??? on a chaxe?

[fleet zealot]

dont put crit chance on chaxe

it does not have high finesse

[drifting prawn]

maniac damage then?

[fleet zealot]

i'd go unyielding, shouldn't need maniac with thrust

[drifting prawn]

I run Purge the Unclean so i already have 20% off from there.

Tbh you cant go wrong with boss damage anyway.

[fleet zealot]

yyea

it's not like chaxe will oneshot monstros anyways, unyiedling will put the bonus to 45%

[drifting prawn]

This is the flamer i run.

It kills bosses suprisingly effectively

[spare talon]

definitely want to try to get a better one at some point

burn can reach max stacks at 76%, and it really does make a big difference

[drifting prawn]

Yeah ik

[spare talon]

plus overpressure currently only works on the impact, not the burn, so it does realistically nothing atm

[fleet zealot]

yea want 76% burn and high cloud radius, overpressure is bugged rn so only BA matters

[drifting prawn]

Is quickflame better then?

[fleet zealot]

uhh, i'd probably just see if you could keep a slot free, none of the secondary blessings matter too much. quickflame is alright, showstopper, fan the flames, none of them are impactful

[random adder]

what qurio blessings should I have on zealot ?

like at all times

[misty nova]

Can't go wrong with toughness perks

[random adder]

ok, what more ?¡

[maiden path]

phew

bathroom has been cleaned of black mold

and my fingers are peeling

[misty nova]

1 gunner resist
1 sniper resist
Maybe 1 corruption

[random adder]

oh I thought you meant all three to be thoughness

[north sedge]

toughness, hp, gunner resist generally

a sniper resist ain't bad

[random adder]

Im surprised no one said ability cooldown

[misty nova]

Also viable

3x thoughness

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay-pepe-julian-who-is-gay-you-are-gay-gif-15004128

[misty nova]

2x tough 1 health

[random adder]

is thoughtness better than health ?

[drifting prawn]

2 toughness 1 max hp i'd say

[misty nova]

Zealots have access to a good amount of toughness damage reduction and Second Wind

[north sedge]

and toughness regen, a ton of it

[maiden path]

WOAAAAAAAAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XenVUbjNswA

also

@frosty herald

this ending is canon i think

[drifting prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-gif-13393287

[random adder]

ok

whats second wind ?

[random adder]

call of duty shoot a man

[maiden path]

yes

but u do it basassicaly

[maiden path]

cod fucks regardless..........

[frosty herald]

god damn

[random adder]

fucking sucks you mean

[frosty herald]

this means menendez killed mason and hudson then

[frosty herald]

@sterile stone

[maiden path]

nop

cod is badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Ivdq5E-fs

still the best multiplayer cod

[frosty herald]

gotta download battlenet if im gonna play bo6

[spare talon]

[maiden path]

modern warfare got the best sounding guns of any game so far

[spare talon]

One of the best toughness nodes across all characters

[obtuse stirrup]

If you go right side at the top, you should pretty much always take it

[spare talon]

I have no idea how I played this game without it

[obtuse stirrup]

Zealot toughness regeneration outside of your ability is garbage without it tbh

(But abilities are great for it)

[desert bough]

I feel the faint flame of faith smouldering inside me kindred

[obtuse stirrup]

Are you sure it isn't heartburn

[fleet zealot]

vilitch barriers really do be busted

[lethal lance]

gastro-esophagal reflux disorder

[desert bough]

Hart adak col mbulnce

[sterile stone]

I swore I told you this

[ivory marlin]

I feel like im dying of heatstroke

[sterile stone]

Welcome to the South

Enjoy your sweet tea and instant skin baking

[random adder]

I usually play with like 180+ ping so dodging properly is pretty much impossible for me

[ivory marlin]

Im not in the south

Utah is midwestern i think

[south folio]

you can just spam dodges and not bother playing reactively most times

[sterile stone]

https://media.tenor.com/tQAZPRWdoHIAAAAC/titanfall2.gif

[south folio]

it's on dodge, 15%, and on a short icd

[ivory marlin]

:(

Now ima order shawarma 2 times and not tell you

[sterile stone]

Ah no matter

I had bagels today

[random adder]

like my character's hitbox lingers on in the place where I started the dodge for a couple secs after the dodge is used, so I still get hit. I've also tried to dodge pre-emptively as to counter this but this is unreliable at best because the ping also affects the enemy's attack frames

[sterile stone]

Shwarma tomorrow

[random adder]

you need a mod for that

[south folio]

you can split your dodge and jump keybinds to avoid that happening

[random adder]

oh

I didnt know that

I guess I'll have to try that later

[south folio]

I continue to despise the default behavior of the combined dodge/jump keybind

kill mittins

[frank night]

?????????

embrace love

[desert bough]

Ambudanc...

[ivory marlin]

Hi ulgo

[desert bough]

Hullo

Hart adak. Col ambalamb

[hushed knoll]

EMBRACE MITTENS

EMBALM HIM

PUT HIM IN THE PYRAMIDS

[hushed knoll]

Is this Halo

[median steeple]

did an Egyptian god write this?

[south folio]

WOOOOOOOO

[hushed knoll]

I meant give him lip balm so he doesn't get chapped lips

:aicd

[hushed knoll]

[median steeple]

you can't just pass on godhood like that

[desert bough]

Question, what makes stan special here?

[north sedge]

9 herbs and spices

[desert bough]

[median steeple]

or lack thereof

[fleet zealot]

look at what he has done to my name

[north sedge]

stan is a wild card who says weird stuff and typos all the time in miraculous ways

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[north sedge]

and has terrible taste in food

[median steeple]

an alien

he's a fucking alien

[fleet zealot]

he's a fae creature that makes fae food that damage your appetite if you even look at it

[fleet zealot]

nah not alien, fae, like a the faewild or fairies,

german fairy tales don't fuck around

[median steeple]

I feel like he isn't evil enough but maybe the mask hasn't slipped yet

[vestal pine]

looks like baldur

[desert bough]

God... my poor boy

[fleet zealot]

chaotic neutral

[vestal pine]

isnt german fairytale be like some kid didnt listen well and the [insert mythical creature] mauled him to death or something

[desert bough]

https://tenor.com/view/the-godfather-crying-look-at-my-boy-god-father-gif-26077472

[coarse dagger]

this be hitting different

[desert bough]

Is this blood?

[coarse dagger]

no it's hot sauce

[vestal pine]

bloos

[frosty herald]

if you dont get the shits the next day it wasnt good

[vestal pine]

lmao

[hasty path]

yes fairy tales were a warning and not every story was happily ever after until disney butchered them all

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/1x6uij

[vestal pine]

i always forget about thia rbh

[fleet zealot]

he really do be saying that

[coarse dagger]

this is probably the whitest question you've asked yet

10/10 doesn't know Red Hot

[desert bough]

I mean... i am white

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/6FKwQegNavQ?si=1cgB68RX06I8WWWZ @maiden path

[desert bough]

And boy do i enjoy priviledges

[coarse dagger]

you can't just say that white baby.......

try this if they sell it near you

[frosty herald]

i enjoy my white boy summer and white boy activities

[coarse dagger]

white boy funkin

[median steeple]

fucking love red hot

[fleet zealot]

total war crashhammer 3

fuck

such a buzz kill

[coarse dagger]

zealot chat hour

[median steeple]

what turn were you on

the game starts to explode but also gain performance the more it goes on

its weird

[frosty herald]

turn 5 is where you gain fps

because like 50 factions are obliterated by skarbrand

[median steeple]

going from like 280 factions to like 120 feels so nice

[desert bough]

Is that tomato juice?

[sterile stone]

You're thinking of taco bell my guy

[desert bough]

casualy becomes whiter

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-pootis-engage-what-confused-gif-25339394

[coarse dagger]

Distilled vinegar, aged cayenne peppers, salt, water, paprika, garlic

[desert bough]

So its a self defence bottle?

[sterile stone]

My chest hurt reading this

[coarse dagger]

Please taste the Red Hot

[vestal pine]

is that tabasco

[desert bough]

No, its red hot so it burns

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cullen-maker-oh-no-dragon-gif-23075773

[vestal pine]

i like gochujang cause im a korean

[desert bough]

Is that a different thing from tobaco?

[median steeple]

You know red hot powder?

that shit is mandatory for fries

[vestal pine]

whats that even

[vestal pine]

its addicting for sure

[median steeple]

I put this shit on homemade fries

[desert bough]

Salt is my favorite spice

The chat went QUIET

[coarse dagger]

I'm frying rice in mayo because of this

[median steeple]

I love salt

maybe a bit too much

[coarse dagger]

I usually hate salt

[vestal pine]

huh

[desert bough]

Ah yes, mayodenochay

[vestal pine]

never too much until you eat the thing raw by pinching it in your mouth

[coarse dagger]

what tha fuck do that say

[desert bough]

Hollup

[vestal pine]

heard fried mayo has a fishy aftertaste, lemme know how it tastes

[north sedge]

nah

you can use it instead of butter for grilled cheese and it tastes good

[desert bough]

https://youtu.be/fAQmCNWJHb8?si=QhPJ45ucCh3O0api

[coarse dagger]

Whoever said that never ate fish in they life

[desert bough]

This @coarse dagger

[vestal pine]

heard about this also, again people seem to have divided opinions

or they just used outdated mayo

[vestal pine]

"off flavor" apprantly, which is idk

[desert bough]

@coarse dagger can you spell mayonnaise right?

[vestal pine]

mayo isnt the best to fry rice in imho but its fine regardless i guess

i like sesame oil

[desert bough]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[fleet zealot]

uhh, just vilitch after finishing first quest mission

honsetly don't remember

and i don't want to load it up to check

[median steeple]

just comes with playing tzeentch

[maiden path]

saw it!

[maiden path]

fuck that WEAK SHIT

tabasco!!!

if it wasnt so expensive i'd only use tabasco

its spicy enuf to burn ma mouth after eating

but not so much i have to get up to get milk

[frosty herald]

eat korean spicy noodles

[desert bough]

I need milk for the salts spiciness

[vestal pine]

tabasco isnt even hot

what you at bro

[desert bough]

I said salt!

[maiden path]

no

thats not spice for fun

thats spice for challange

i eat food to have a nice taste in my mouth

[median steeple]

Korean spicy noodles are insane

[desert bough]

Are they spicy?

[median steeple]

how can a human eat that

[maiden path]

ur not SUPPOED TO

shitty spice for challange

[frosty herald]

korean spicy is spicy spicy

like they eat lava for breakfast

[maiden path]

im not a FREAK who be eating hot food 24/7

i like flavor with my food

[desert bough]

Oh

Spicy

Spicy.

It cancels out

[vestal pine]

your sleeping bro

[maiden path]

silence boy

i am older then u

in teh server

therfor

heirharchy

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cough-idris-elba-so-spicy-hot-ones-gif-16601048

[maiden path]

me on tp

top

[maiden path]

zomg cyberpunk guy

[vestal pine]

ok chug this spicy sauce for me

[maiden path]

chug ma balls!!!!!!

fuck u!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/evilwizardcat-gif-16657991134775678911

[vestal pine]

throwing hotsauce on your balls

[desert bough]

I am glad to ve the whitest guy here

[spare talon]

i have bad news for you buddy

[desert bough]

Yes?

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-max-payne-max-payne-3-booze-gif-5228283556505961381

[frosty herald]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MonsterHunter/comments/1de8wdc/the_monster_hunter_wilds_devs_explain_gemma/

praying to god every single night we get the mhw demo this year

[desert bough]

Yeah?

[spare talon]

i actually forgot what i was going to say already
just pretend it was funny

[desert bough]

[hushed knoll]

I wish this were me tbh

Walking into the room

[desert bough]

Hmm

Who wishes to be kissed

[vestal pine]

lacerate.

[hushed knoll]

WTF

[desert bough]

OH NO

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[hushed knoll]

??

[hushed knoll]

[desert bough]

HE AWOKE

[north sedge]

what

[hushed knoll]

Ulgo why are you being a meaniepoopypants

[north sedge]

you're well seasoned

[desert bough]

YOU!

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

?

[desert bough]

I BEG DONT CURSE ME

I HAVE A CAT

[hushed knoll]

Wait what is the alcohol rank supposed to be

Acolyte*

[north sedge]

whiskey

[desert bough]

Oh acolyte is server booster

[hushed knoll]

What do you mean don't curse you

[desert bough]

I had nitro so i boosted the server cause why not

[hushed knoll]

Oh I'm not. a Serbian body

Baster

Booster

Server

[desert bough]

Oh god...

[hushed knoll]

What

[coarse dagger]

smoothie (normal)

[hushed knoll]

It's bot me it's my phone

Not

[hushed knoll]

FRUITY SUCK SUCK TIME

[north sedge]

stan, it is you

[desert bough]

So is this skimmed milk?

[hushed knoll]

What

The smoothie is me?

[north sedge]

sure

[hushed knoll]

Okmhg I am smooching my pillow so much

Not like makibg out

I mean it just smells good

Like lavehugt

Labenfer

Lavender

Mwah

[coarse dagger]

is it a yellow pillow

[hushed knoll]

Why would it be yellow

Ar eyou implying I sweat

[coarse dagger]

Shampoop criminals do it to

chemicals

it's infecting me.

[desert bough]

I never interacted with such creature before

It infects whoever interacts with it

Oh no

Dear journal my end comes, as i wished to loregryn and not uwugryn. My end comes, tell my cat i loved her

[hushed knoll]

OwO sussy bakery owo

Baka

Ulgowo notices u

[desert bough]

God... if your real... help me

[hushed knoll]

You're

Spelling fail

[desert bough]

NO

NOOOOOO

[hushed knoll]

Ulgywuwulgy owo

Chan

[desert bough]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[coarse dagger]

Sussy bakery 🤨 🥯 🥨

[hushed knoll]

Omg hi Asteras

[hushed knoll]

What's wrong

[desert bough]

I am unmade

Cursed

My limite is Ulgowo

[spare talon]

a mere normal human of your former ogryn self

[desert bough]

I once brought cheer and happiness

[coarse dagger]

why is this emoji so scary rn

[desert bough]

Waffle 71 farenheit?

[hushed knoll]

Ur still bringing happiness chan owo

[desert bough]

I weep at my name. But i am not ashamed, no, i feel pride! Despite the attempt I remain proud!

[median steeple]

I hate the new icon so much

I woke up and was wondering why the weather was a pastry

[misty mason]

Did they say late June for the new levels?

[median steeple]

june 21st?

[misty mason]

Ah nice

[median steeple]

I was wrong

its teh 25th

[misty mason]

I mean, levels aren't all that exciting tbh (for me)

[desert bough]

25th

[woeful pecan]

If I'm going for the Auric Survivor penance, does doing a non-Maelstrom mission reset my progress?

[misty mason]

But they're dropping the new weapons too right?

[desert bough]

Yes

[misty mason]

No

[desert bough]

Weapon drop 25

[woeful pecan]

Good. Because I do not think I can handle more than one pub Auric Maelstrom in a row

[misty mason]

I know that feel

(Exclusively QP player)

[woeful pecan]

Yeah, same here. None of my friends play, so I just quickplay and pray (to the God-Emperor)

[fleet zealot]

FIX IT

[coarse dagger]

ah so that's why we get along

@hushed knoll Seelie or Unseelie fae court

[delicate shadow]

Seelie gang

[coarse dagger]

Unseelie 😔

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

OMG HI AHHHHHH IT'S YOUUUUU

WOOOOO FANCLUB

[hushed knoll]

Is this a DnD thing

[coarse dagger]

no it's folklore

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seelie

[hushed knoll]

Oh

Are you Scottish

[coarse dagger]

no

[delicate shadow]

DnD does use the concept tho

ofc with twitsts put on it because dnd

[hushed knoll]

Huh

[hushed knoll]

Omg hello

[fleet zealot]

just, type my name right, or at least not as badly

i remember ur threats

u think i'm scared of u

[delicate shadow]

hi stan

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-happy-awkward-gif-15796710694053452148

[stable wing]

Thank you, Sour Milk, for having this in your shop.....

[spare talon]

holy shit

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

you said u can type my name very badly or soemthing as a threat but then you do it anyways!

you won't fix it!

[hushed knoll]

What

[ornate bone]

😼

[coarse dagger]

what in this drank

[ornate bone]

300mg caffeine n stuff

preworkout with lingonberry taste

[spare talon]

i think ill finally make a new rashad

last i used mine it was before the class rework

[desert bough]

WHAT THE HEL

[hushed knoll]

Ulgowowy-wowy chan

[desert bough]

Help me

[median steeple]

Damn bro was just murdered

[north sedge]

Stan thought the green dude was salsa

[spare talon]

done

[median steeple]

Man why can't I get those types of rolls

[spare talon]

this was the first thing i upgraded, was just in my inventory probably from a brunt shop i grabbed who knows how long ago

like seriously i didnt buy a single roll

im just gonna do flak carapace

[hushed knoll]

😒

@desert bough https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Trask_Ulgo I knew your name sounded familiar

[surreal shore]

Guys whats main difference between Mark 7 and Mark 4 devil claw ?

[spare talon]

wait

what

it literally does less than it stated damage to the head?

[desert bough]

I was told before yes. But the real origin?

Ulgo
U L G O
hULk hOGryn

I just switched the G O

[hushed knoll]

Oh someone else recognized it?

[desert bough]

Yup

[spare talon]

with this multiplier, a crit headshot does less damage than a normal headshot?
something doesnt seem right with this

[median steeple]

Maybe it's displayed wrong

[spare talon]

im convinced that its a +0.79x bonus

thats what the numbers seem to look like when actually swinging it

that would explain why my dclaw seemed like it was doing way more than 60% more with ita 1.61x finesse

[fleet zealot]

[spare talon]

that means all of my explainations about the knife would have been wrong

and i was lowballing the headshot damage

[vestal pine]

thought wp damage was set and them multiplier on top of it

[spare talon]

fatshark and their funny numbers

[vestal pine]

they kept wp damamge and actual damage separate for all these years

makes sense to multiply that instead of

yknow

base damage

cause idk they still keeping wp damage on perks and it sucks

[spare talon]

but still, looking at this it seems like its multiplying the attack by less than 1 based on how it reads

which is why i instantly went wait somethings not right

[vestal pine]

either that or its intentionally lower really

[spare talon]

it is not

[spare talon]

i just tested it

plus it makes no sense why a finesse weapon would be doing less damage to the head

[vestal pine]

counter brutal momentum obv

brutal momentum on crusis would be spicy

anyway lacerate
in the future getting one for flesh tearer and precog cause former goes well with piety and latter goes just well with anything on single target really

jeez louiz without shred my catachan cant do shit without piety to cooldown

[spare talon]

auric
look at teammate staff
purgatus
manually added crit damage

[vestal pine]

why

prug doesnt even have like

good finesse

its barely usable on surge

[spare talon]

no weapon should have crit damage

least of all a weapon that mainly damages through DOT debuffs

[vestal pine]

"guys crit damage is fine"

i put it below wp damage cause both sucks but wp at least i can activate on my will

[spare dome]

the critical damage is to your psyche

[vestal pine]

id buy this if it didnt have shit ammo melk

[tame tulip]

I did better than a bunch of pubs and lost, most revives, most damage, most kills, most disablers. I gave very friendly gameplay tips to the psyker in the game who had a similar build to my main.
They were kinda not good, but also I'm playing loner zealot (for penances), and that is not a very helpful/cohesive build for win rate I don't think--
We lost and they blamed me-- am I being that zealot?

[desert bough]

Same stuff i said in general

[vestal pine]

i think

someone really need to see if loner gives the basic aura of zealot

or not

i feel like its getting dissed more than it should

[crisp furnace]

Not overall bad for damage taken

Nobody face tanked a dh, big sad

[spare talon]

playing auric grim missions to get two for one on penances

too bad people i match with have 0 fucking brain cells whatsoever

[hasty path]

braincells arent as important as communication

[vestal pine]

gotta love frantically running away from fallen over poxbursters

and idiots just shoot it

[hasty path]

if your team is communicating you can power through a lot

[spare talon]

they clearly communicated their lack of braincells to me as they shot the poxburster that just landed beside me lmao

[vestal pine]

oh wait

he meleed

the poxburster

what

why

must've thought it was a marked elite or something

[spare talon]

well that was a waste of a mission

[meager turret]

galaxy brain moment

I don't think communication is gonna fix that

[hasty path]

well it can help organize

[vestal pine]

dude fucking meleed it

[spare talon]

i thought the poxburster was below and i was heading over to push it
had no idea they could even drop from above, never seen it ever

so when it dropped down i was already backing up and rounding the corner to put something between me and it

[vestal pine]

never seen one spawn from there

[spare talon]

but this fucking idiot just kills it as soon as he gets the chance

[vestal pine]

i hate poxburster that is fallen over tbh

[hasty path]

do they ever change spawn locations for that stuff maybe its something new

[vestal pine]

it has like 6 second of non-intangible and you cant push it

[spare talon]

there literally wasnt anything i could do in that situation honestly
no matter where i was i would have been launched off the map

[vestal pine]

if he didnt melee it you could've run away

but hey pub brains

🧠

[spare talon]

big if there, dont think i can rely on that one chief

[vestal pine]

only other thing i hate is when they try to come down but theres a ramp in the way and instablow

and worst part is that it damages you

[meager turret]

You could've used your backdodge to drift behind the solid boxes in that time frame where you saw it and your teammate was already swinging at it
Clearly a skill issue

[spare talon]

also i wanna note that communication wouldnt help here cuz if you look
the moment i ping is the moment he fucking kills it
you can hear me call it out as i start flying off the map lmao

man that really pissed me off

[coarse birch]

huh i never see them spawn there

odd

[meager turret]

Fortunately I won't get to experience that today because I launched the game and

[spare talon]

you can see why i was so visibly stunned

you could tell i was omw down assumuing it spawned there

[coarse birch]

yeah cant blame you its always above or below

[vestal pine]

or corners

[spare talon]

someone almost just did it

[vestal pine]

i hate cornerdropping bursters

[spare talon]

meleed a burster on the ground

[zinc talon]

what did we learrrrrrrrrrn

[lethal lance]

fish are friends, not food

[zinc talon]

don't go in the ocean

fish pee in it

[lethal lance]

I've been in 4/5 oceans, and I wouldn't advise swimming in any of it. You aren't welcome there.

[zinc talon]

sound advice

[zinc talon]

especially down undah

[vestal pine]

that too

[median steeple]

We aren't made for water so stay away from it or the evil being of the deep will take you

[vestal pine]

lmfao where did he come from

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-is-happening-no-ears-gif-16231379800784226814

[vestal pine]

men pee in it

[lethal lance]

beings****

[spare talon]

just gives up

lmao

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-boss-cool-like-a-boss-mine-gif-21347457

[strange totem]

Zealots on their way to beat the shit out of the deamonhost with a hammer:

[vestal pine]

so is the shock mauls name gonna be saul

[median steeple]

Better call Saul

[zinc talon]

well of course

https://tenor.com/view/duh-sarcastic-whatever-gif-874996418923210673

[vestal pine]

if there isnt a build featuring shockmaul and its not named better call saul im rioting

also wonder what motion it'll have

hope it has 1h hammer motion

[zinc talon]

my first 550 will be named that

just like my A Pimp Named Kickback

[strange totem]

Kinda wish those trappers weren't corrupted.
Imagine what they could do for us. Webbing up everything like spiderman

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-apimpnamedslickback-holdup-waitwhat-saywhat-gif-13476436

[vestal pine]

give webgun to zealots cuz idk

[zinc talon]

(his name is slickback how have you not watched the fucking boondocks seriously)

https://tenor.com/view/jubi-slide-tiktok-dance-gif-12677376612573891266

[spare talon]

each weapon has only one objectively correct name

[strange totem]

I once saw a ogryn mascarade as Uncle ruckus. Best shit ever

[spare talon]

rare french W

[zinc talon]

the one time the french got anything right

lollll

[drowsy steppe]

LAME DE COMBAT

[vestal pine]

i wish zealot had more melee variety (says while having over 12 different melee builds that use the same talents)

[spare talon]

when does the shop reset

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tired-bored-ernest-ernest-p-worrell-reading-gif-23758850

[spare dome]

no matter what i do all my zealots have carcinized into the same thing

[strange totem]

Allow zealots to use powerfists

[vestal pine]

every hour for brunt and 9am in korea for melk
so about 21 hours from now?

[zinc talon]

excellent fucking word my fren

I am so glad someone knows about returnne to crabbe

[spare dome]

i long to peench

[vestal pine]

people using devastating strike makes me devastated

god

[zinc talon]

it paints a poor prognosis for the universe

that like, six times

evolution has reconverged on turning things into crabs or crab like shapes

across billions of years, most recently like the last ten million

[vestal pine]

why is shock and awe the only blessing that reduces mass

[zinc talon]

life, wants to be crab

[vestal pine]

and not ignore mass shit

[spare dome]

it's proof of god (crab god)

[hasty path]

the only weapon a zealot needs is FAITH and a punch from time to time

[vestal pine]

crab that devours the gods

[zinc talon]

level 1 dungeons and dragons, clear the cellar of rats

level 19 dungeons and dragons, kill the crab about to kill god

[vestal pine]

wish they give force swords to zealots and be like "you cant use the special cause you're a normie lol"

but since deflector is in there i suppose it doesnt work

[drowsy steppe]

I think all zealot melees should be given crit rending

[drowsy steppe]

lets remove the armor system

[spare talon]

and all our melee hits should do an aoe explosion

[hasty path]

I still want my Brigette zealot so i can heal by doing dmg

[vestal pine]

would be nice if we can still use 1h weapons while using the relic

[hasty path]

they have to balance it otherwise its becomes a mandatory pick

[spare dome]

-laughs in VoC-

[spare talon]

fotf would like a word

[vestal pine]

fotf intensifies

[hasty path]

i am not saying they are balancing right but

[vestal pine]

can we get more uncanny weapons on zealot

i'd like a shovel please

[spare talon]

or they could nerf uncanny and just buff armor pen across the board

[vestal pine]

it would be nice as well

catachan cant do shit

welp im just sticking with this

[drowsy steppe]

bro plays skullcrusher on a claw

[vestal pine]

havent got wrath on it

so its staying

it barely works with PA btw idk why

[spare talon]

if youre going to go for a cleave blessing
rampage is literally right there

[vestal pine]

might use it over tbh

[polar nexus]

we got ww2 right

[vestal pine]

seems good

[polar nexus]

wait

[long oasis]

run both thunderstrike and trauma for maximum impact!!!!

[vestal pine]

got divided upon the melee crit or flak part

[polar nexus]

put flak

[vestal pine]

tbh i hate that it works, and i hate it even more when i remember crushers exists

[void bison]

[full nebula]

who got da op chorus build?

[polar nexus]

there is no op chorus build

[full nebula]

who has a good chorus build

[polar nexus]

what are your weapons ?

[rigid trellis]

there is no chorus build

[full nebula]

dont really like zealots weapons much unfortunately

[polar nexus]

zealot exclusvives weapons are evis, crusher, hsword and flamer

you got choice....

[north sedge]

And hammer

[polar nexus]

there is no hammer

[north sedge]

Plus the non exclusives

[spare dome]

three whole varieties of tac axe! spoiled tbh

[polar nexus]

2 knives

[full nebula]

probably crusher/combat knife, i'm interested in flamer but not sure

[rigid trellis]

flamer's role is basically taken up by the flame nades

[north sedge]

No flamer is still stronger

[polar nexus]

and has more usage

[rigid trellis]

sure but you don't need to use it more times than you would use the nades anyway

so you might as well take another ranged weapon

I like the flamer as well but when you can just take bolter and flame nades and it basically does the same thing there's not a huge benefit

[polar nexus]

bolter without throwing knives 😦

sadge

[full nebula]

what about knife+flamer for cc

[polar nexus]

it's valid

[spare dome]

i prefer graia braced if i just wanna mulch dummies

[polar nexus]

i would do that

yeah graia braced is fun as hell

[full nebula]

tasty

ty

what perks for flamer btw?

[polar nexus]

(knife + flamer)

[full nebula]

i think blaze away is basically the only thats good right

[polar nexus]

yep

then it's Flak

i like unyielding on it too

[spare dome]

flak elite/unyielding ye

[vestal pine]

dropping melee stun immunity entirely

hm

[polar nexus]

it's a knife

[vestal pine]

i use unarmored for burning idiots but idk really

[vestal pine]

i use catachan and i suck without it lol

still not sure how to make a decent chorus build

[polar nexus]

i would use twbs with a hammer and a claw yes

[fleet zealot]

i may have underestimated the chaos dwarves

[fleet zealot]

don't need it

[vestal pine]

use it on anything tbh

[vestal pine]

i dont think so yeah but its reommended over here idk why

[polar nexus]

it's not as needed as before

[fleet zealot]

flamer already melts unarmored units and none of them are off high importance for you to burn down vs flak

[vestal pine]

i have it and cant change it so its fine

[fleet zealot]

or elties, or maniac

carapace imo is better than unarmored

[vestal pine]

carapace only works with FotF so

chorus or shroud nono

[full nebula]

so should i just slap flak on this and call it good

ajh

[polar nexus]

yes

[full nebula]

unyield

[vestal pine]

pretty much

[full nebula]

still bleed for knife or should i switch blessings?

[polar nexus]

flesh tearer is acceptable

[full nebula]

i have every knife blessing

[polar nexus]

but not needed

best combo rn uncanny + precog / executor / riposte

[full nebula]

the sauce?

lmao i knew what you meant

[polar nexus]

executor on the mk6 is very nice

[fleet zealot]

imo flamer isn't worth it if you aren't running fotf

just go kanty

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-rain-frog-gif-24663161

fucking chaos dwarves beat my ass it's too late at night i'm rage quitting that shit

[ember yew]

since using a knife, go braced

https://tenor.com/view/rambo-first-blood-gif-23989356

[fleet zealot]

yea i'm just sayin

you want fire

but don't want to pigeonhole yourself into fotf throwing knife

kanty shotgun

[ember yew]

and since its crit can also go columnus, tho a bit rigged crit

[fleet zealot]

right there

[vestal pine]

seem shroud flamer btw

[fleet zealot]

seeing it is one thing