zealot-class

[north sedge]

Finally it could do real dmg over the course of 5 years

[spare talon]

making it even faster of a kill

[fleet zealot]

Ttk is too fast for bleed to be anything but a feel good net

You dont take scourge for the bleed

You take it for the 30% crit

[spare talon]

the only thing that the bleed from scourge is actually useful against is bosses, and its just a little bit of extra damage as it upkeeps your crit chance so you can be doing the REAL damage

[fleet zealot]

You dont even bleed monstros no more

Knife melts those too

Yea it’s a little bit extra

[vestal pine]

disagree on that part cause dot doesnt get affected by cleave like aoe does, which is why i take it

for single target its fine to meh

[fleet zealot]

Doesnt matter for infested mobs aka half the shit you’re cleaving into

Better to go executor and just raw kill em faster

Or riposte

[spare talon]

by the time youve gotten enough bleed stacks into them for them to die, they would have died 1-2 hits sooner if they were just hit in the head

[vestal pine]

eh i can go and cleave another group while they bleed to death
still quite suprising in korea lacerate is the current pick and in here its executor

[fleet zealot]

Precog wouldn’t be my choice for just crowd clearing

[fleet zealot]

No the pick in korea is stupid because it wastes uncanny and the pick here is precog and riposte, with executor working on the mk6

There is no secret korean meta just go flesh tearer

If you want to bleed knife

[vestal pine]

it works with uncanny cause bleed doesnt immediately go away when you dont hit the body for a sexond eh

[fleet zealot]

Go flesh tearer

Go flesh tearer

Like i cant stop you from going bleed

[vestal pine]

10% crit for martyr knife isnt worth it

[fleet zealot]

But go flesh tearer

[vestal pine]

for piety i agree tearer is great

[fleet zealot]

Then dont go bleed if you going to go martyr knife

Go more damage

[spare talon]

i also am still baffled about martyr knife

[fleet zealot]

Yea knife is one of the few weapons who gains considerable dps from piety

[spare talon]

like the knife has so many multipliers that can be layered and layered and layered

[fleet zealot]

And martyr has no (real) cdr option

[fleet zealot]

So martyr knife doesn’t take scourge and fotf???

This build sounds more shit the more i hear about it

[vestal pine]

im not relying on fotf only to get scourage proc

[fleet zealot]

Oh yea cause you wouldnt have crit cdr

Sounds like making up shit solutions for a problems made by the user

[vestal pine]

idk really, works well on maelstrom and still kills crushers in 3

[fleet zealot]

Korea meta this isn’t league

Lacerate does not make up for the damage loss from not hitting weakspot

[vestal pine]

its not, but its strange to see a differenxe

[fleet zealot]

Esp with duelist existing

[fleet zealot]

Probably cause there is a ton of shit guides and misinfo out there

And this discord is mostly just english

[vestal pine]

eh not really

but yeah english

[fleet zealot]

Yea there is

Reddit is bad, steam forums and fshark forums don’t even try, and games lantern is a massive mixed bag with no way for community peer maintenance

[vestal pine]

we use none of that btw

just a closed circuit so it can be even more of a mized bag really

[spare talon]

that explains all the lacerate

[patent patrol]

Y'know, I was wondering why half my team was dying, like full on dying, on Heresy difficulty... now it makes sense.

[fleet zealot]

So anyone can write an essay on why it’s totally legit to run thrustless hammer

[vestal pine]

pretty much

[fleet zealot]

And then YouTube, also a mixed bag

[spare talon]

it seems good on paper, knife being a bleed weapon is a common trope in games

[vestal pine]

funny cause i am going to try thunderous skullcrusher hammer

[spare talon]

but with the actual gameplay here, it just isnt what the knife was made fore

[atomic latch]

whats the all around best weapon for zealot? on average ive usually leaned more towards stuff that has good lights for hordes and good heavy or actives for elites

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-stare-gif-18177876402917143905

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/must-unsee-spongebob-washing-eyes-cant-look-gif-14237119

[patent patrol]

I'm starting to think this is rage bait

[vestal pine]

its great to knife a bit and go for a elite's head while they bleed to death which is why people here use it

[vestal pine]

this part is cause im bored with current selections of zealot arsenal and going partially insane

[fleet zealot]

Crusher chsword combat blades combat axes hswords, actually anything besides tactical axe

[fleet zealot]

Literally just go flesh tearer

[spare talon]

any weapon besides tactical axes are fine, there is no definites
ones that i can think of off the top of my head for what you said specifically,
the mk4 devils claw
the mk9 heavy sword
the mk15 eviserator

[fleet zealot]

You are now our inside

Push flesh tearer

Until it is done

[atomic latch]

thanks

[vestal pine]

oh dont worry its between flesh tearer and lacerate most of the time
lacerate is usually more highly praised btw

[fleet zealot]

I got slur’d for asking a zealot about his hammer build that was like this

[atomic latch]

i had taken a liking to the eviserator

glad to know its solid

[fleet zealot]

Yea cause they go martyr knife for some reason

[vestal pine]

dont worry we arent insane and i got the same response

[fleet zealot]

And then won’t just deal with executor uncanny

[vestal pine]

marty knife is uncommon btw, most go momentum

or piety

[fleet zealot]

At least momentum has backstab cdr

[atomic latch]

also, whats the general concensus for the flamethrower?

[patent patrol]

Y'know, it's okay to go with more niche builds, blessings, perks or weapons if they're actually solid at the job they're supposed to do imo. Like if it just outright sucks and all you're doing is hurting the team, wth are you doing?

lol.

[maiden path]

what the FUCk is your pfp

[spare talon]

the mk15 evis has very easy light attacks, theyre only horizontal, have insanely high cleave (cleave is the dump stat on this weapon actually), but have a hard damage cap of 4, so the actual speed at which you clear the horde isnt as good as you might think, but its brain off easy cuz of the pattern and you staggering everything in front of you with the hit
both heavies are overheads, which pair great with the rev and deal massive single target damage, which is what this evis excels at compared to the other

[patent patrol]

Honestly, probably one of the best wave clear guns, at least imo. It pairs REALLY nicely with mostly single target weapons like the Crucis Thunder Hammer and the like.

[vestal pine]

lacerate is fine

[atomic latch]

tight

[vestal pine]

idk how to use that uh punch stagger to get crit blessing tho

[patent patrol]

It's definitely the best option for wave clear I think if you're not using your primary for that. Or if your primary isn't the best at clearing fodder.

again, like the Crucis.

[vestal pine]

some guy swears on perfectionist shroudfield crusis

and kills bosses in 1 hit which is fun

[patent patrol]

This part is JUST the Crucis I think

It just hits that hard

[vestal pine]

yeah but oneshot is quite demanding

dunno why its keep getting nerfed

[maiden path]

the code of the matrix isnt even code

[atomic latch]

so a better build would be swapping out the eviserator for the hammer?

[maiden path]

its fucking chinese

[vestal pine]

nononon

[fleet zealot]

Zealot is flushed with options

Pick what you enjoy and try things oit

Then get a build advice for it

[vestal pine]

i ran out with like 12 builds tbh

[spare talon]

its great with fotf for crusher clear due to the armor downgrade

[patent patrol]

Nah I'm not really saying that. You have a lot of options. I'd just suggest one with strong single target damage to pair with the flamethrower.

[fleet zealot]

Besides like thrust hammer and BM caxe being things to make the weapon works

[vestal pine]

axe without BM sounds fun

pain mode

[patent patrol]

I finally got Rampage 3. Fucking hell! Now I need 4.

[atomic latch]

i had no idea it could kill crushers

is that with a specific build?

[spare talon]

its a 4% difference, dont worry about it for now

[patent patrol]

I need more Power!

Lol

[spare talon]

just buy it when it comes in melks shop, or let it drop from a mission reward

no need to dump plasteel into that honestly

[vestal pine]

btw we use lacerate for similar gimmick with uncanny i think
its less effective since flamey is actual AoE and knife has to swing a lot to proc bleed

[fleet zealot]

Just stop saying lacerate

For the love of rhe emperor

Just say bleed blessing

[vestal pine]

fine bleedknife

[patent patrol]

Oh wow, I did not know that. I thought it was primarily wave clear

[fleet zealot]

Good enough

[north sedge]

Flamer can clear a room and knife might clear a dude

[atomic latch]

is middle path troll without curios to give me more wounds?

[fleet zealot]

For wave clear (no elites) flamer is best used in short bursts to save mana

[vestal pine]

p much yes

go for the right keystone if you want suh benefits

[spare talon]

every weapon can do this, during that window for the crit melee, all damage dealt is based on the armor below it, so in the video its dealing damage as if the crushers were made of flak

[patent patrol]

I thought it was good to pair with stuff like the crucis since it's mostly if not entirely single target. Huh.

[fleet zealot]

Single plus 2 node at the bottom, otherwise martyrdom builds left for HR and fotf and bfte

[fleet zealot]

It is good for waveclear but that isn’t needed rn in the meta

But elite pack melting? Thats valuable

[patent patrol]

I never cared about the meta but eh.

I mean I run a Brauto on a crit build.

[fleet zealot]

Well this is more

Meta of the game state and what the enemy throws at you

[patent patrol]

people usually run revolver

so.

[fleet zealot]

And not a build meta

[patent patrol]

Oh yeah.

[vestal pine]

braced agrapina is kinda meta

[patent patrol]

that makes sense.

[patent patrol]

I run columnus

[vestal pine]

knife revolver is a hot meme here

[fleet zealot]

And im not going to touch your fucking builds cause it’s almost midnight and i’d explode

[patent patrol]

it's a good middle ground.

[patent patrol]

I'm talking like DClaw Revolver. Not the cloak crit builds.

[patent patrol]

I run a standard crit build

with chastise

[vestal pine]

sounds nice

revolver is nice on dclaw cause it has zero crusher options

i just dont like using the same shit over and over so i use vraks on my dclaw

[spare talon]

yeah yours is based on mine right

[patent patrol]

I run Brauto with chastise for that. Cause Brauto + chastise SHREDS.

[patent patrol]

yup.

Only difference is I run Brauto

[vestal pine]

wish i had chatise

its a savior for crusher fighting zealots

[spare talon]

with the crit cdr with that, youd have that up every single time youd need it, good shit

[vestal pine]

unfortunately i use the middle one

[patent patrol]

Yup.

[vestal pine]

i usually deal with crushers parry

[patent patrol]

I have noticed one thing though. Maybe I'm bad but I STRUGGLE with those shield guys.

[maiden path]

oh shit

[patent patrol]

the Bulwarks.

[maiden path]

grey knights

[patent patrol]

Idk what to do lol.

[vestal pine]

shield sucks in general

used to open in 1 boltershot but that got nerfed

[spare talon]

i wait for a parry, once it hits, i chastise and unload my gun into them point blank

[patent patrol]

Ah, so that's the counterplay. What if there's multiple?

let your team handle it?

[vestal pine]

immolation nade

[spare talon]

i always try to get their back turned to my team

[patent patrol]

Crit build runs those throwing dagger things

[vestal pine]

only real counterplay as zealot is maybe barrel explosion

[patent patrol]

That's... wrong?

[vestal pine]

i know which is why bulwark extra sucks

[patent patrol]

So many weapons have counterplay for those things.

[spare talon]

can still deal with them eventually, but its a pain
can easily just hold the line with the parry tho

so its better for you to have their attention

[vestal pine]

not when 5 of them are in the same place blocking shots to eachother

phalanx is hard to deal with without a nade option imho

[patent patrol]

So basically the strategy if there's one or two is to parry and unload. Any more than that, kite em and turn em around

so the team can do their thing.

That sound right?

[vestal pine]

one good thing with relic is that you ult and hope your team deals with it in time

[spare talon]

ignore the 3rd person, i was bored lmao

[vestal pine]

single bulwark is annoying but not much issue but 5 of them in the same place so one swings and you try to counter it by shooting his head but other 4 bulwarks are blocking it with shields is annoying

[spare talon]

yeah

[patent patrol]

Ok so yeah basically one or two bulwarks is just parry and unload into their face, 3+ is kiting them to the team and turning them around.

[spare talon]

if your team isnt around, it is a lot more annoying yeah, but it can be slowly dealt with eventually
but i do genuinely agree that if its safe to do so, blowing up an explosive barrel will knock them all down

and fire barrels can tick them away

anything helps in that situation

[patent patrol]

So basically either run them to a barrel or slowly pick away at them.

or kite them

[spare talon]

pretty much
using the environment to try and spread them out so you can land its in makes outright killing them less painful

[vestal pine]

srparate them if there noone around i guess cause them making phalanx is almost impossible to deal with

[patent patrol]

Gotcha, gotcha. I was debating on another option but idk how well it'd do. I know it deals with bulwarks really easily but on a crit build idk if it'd do well with it.

[spare talon]

the kant shotgun?

[patent patrol]

Yup.

It's not a crit build one.

It's a standard power one.

[vestal pine]

its meh

[spare talon]

i mean i dont see why that wouldnt work

shotguns are generalist all rounders

[vestal pine]

it does work well but they do have a lot of hp to vurn and kant shotgun fire only goes up to 10 stacks

[spare talon]

and with fotf, you already have a way to deal with armor

[patent patrol]

It'd blast through Crushers all the same right?

with chastise

[spare talon]

if you shoot them outright yeah

i wouldnt use the fire rounds for them as the stacks arent high enough

[patent patrol]

That's fair.

I more-so meant with chastise does the Kantrael still do the job I use the Brauto for?

cause I use the Brauto for crushers

[patent patrol]

Also this is mine.

It's pretty solid for a first cop I think.

[vestal pine]

damn that looks good

[spare talon]

hell yeah

[vestal pine]

used no respite/full bore kant shotgun before and its good at meatshots

[spare talon]

another option thats also a shotgun is the agrip, which can do this

[patent patrol]

the what?

[spare talon]

the agripinaa shotgun

the slug one

[vestal pine]

im sad that this and then another slug cant oneshot bulwarks anymore after their hp buff

[patent patrol]

Oh agri

gotcha.

[vestal pine]

4800 damage is hard to reach

[patent patrol]

Y'know, this one was just unfortunate.

51% reload speed

also I don't have a high surgical yet

so.

[vestal pine]

hope you get it soon

[patent patrol]

I hope. I JUST got Rampage 3 tonight.

I was stuck on Rampage 2 for so long.

[patent patrol]

Oh yeah that reminds me. How well do shotguns do on bosses? I don't think the DClaw does all that well right?

Or is the DClaw the option?

[vestal pine]

if you burn your plasteel you can get most lvl3 blessings

but its ass so just wait for itemization

[spare talon]

in the case of bosses, i couldnt tell you honestly since i havent actually used the shotguns that much

[vestal pine]

i remember agrapina and no respite works wierd on beast of nurgle and basically turn into a railgun when shooting the weakspot

[spiral anvil]

No respite bug seem to be fixed? Or nah

[vestal pine]

it is?

then its sad

[spare talon]

but outside of beast of nurgle, i use the dclaw for all bosses, because it allows me to deal damage while the aggro is on me and away from the team, which allows them to either clear everything else out, or nuke the boss

it is just
incredibly safe and reliable

[spiral anvil]

Shotgun is bad vs bosses because you need to reload, and that's all the dps loss in the world

Once you unload everything just melee

[vestal pine]

vraks 3 is really good on bon
and other vosses you need to skillshot otherwise it sucks

[spare talon]

its damage output is honestly average during it cuz of its average unyielding damage, but its just very very safe when you do it properly

[patent patrol]

How so?

[spiral anvil]

Dclaw parry

Great vs cspawn, decent vs plagryn

[patent patrol]

If the Chaos Spawn is doing the rapid hits, or the Daemonhost, it doesn't really help.

idk what I do there.

[spiral anvil]

You can parry fast enough

[patent patrol]

You can?

[vestal pine]

you can spam parry button and it eats 70% of the attack

[patent patrol]

so in those situations literally just mash parry?

[spiral anvil]

Tricky but doable

[maiden path]

where my baki fans at

[spare talon]

its just that the actual dclaws damage against unyielding isnt amazing
the parry damage is great, but the two balance out to just being decent

[spiral anvil]

Your parry needs to hit the head to do decent damage

[patent patrol]

What about against like Assassination bosses?

[spiral anvil]

Aiming 100

Just him hit

[patent patrol]

i know they aren't hard but

[vestal pine]

they take forever to swing

[patent patrol]

Fair.

[spiral anvil]

You ain't doing boss damage with a Dclaw shotgun

Just kill adds

[heavy atlas]

anyone know a good site to look and zealot builds?

[spiral anvil]

Let the chain or hammer or forcesword guy kill the boss

[patent patrol]

I play in pubs lol. Ig I'll stick to my Brauto

[vestal pine]

hammer sucks on the shield so peel that off for him

[patent patrol]

since it does decent damage overall.

[spiral anvil]

Just melee the shield, everyone should contribute

[patent patrol]

I... kinda beg to differ on that? Like, Thrust bopping the shield does a good chunk

[vestal pine]

i like how assasination bosses are just getting bullied

[spiral anvil]

No it really isnt

For how slow it is you can do 3 lights and it's faster

[vestal pine]

it does good, but once the shield breaks and some moron not activating the shield early a good hammzer zealot can oneshot the boss

[spare talon]

tbh tho
keeping his aggro just makes it a cakewalk

[spiral anvil]

Yea as long as your team has any boss damage they are fine

Just control adds a little and hit the shield a little

[vestal pine]

shield has a internal damagecap for 1 hit so hammer gets bad on shields

[patent patrol]

oh wow.

[patent patrol]

I think I'll just stick to the Brauto.

[vestal pine]

doesnt apply for chain weapons since they are multihit

[patent patrol]

It seems to do decent overall damage to everything

[spiral anvil]

Chain weapons melt shields

[vestal pine]

and thunderhammer kinda bounces off

its kinda sad to see a zealot charging the hammer only for the shield to activate and all the damage wasted

[spiral anvil]

Don't activate for the shield ever

[patent patrol]

Ok here's a question. Would you rather the THammer guy sit there and do nothing or actually contribute?

because you're basically saying "Oh THammers are bad on shield wait"

[spiral anvil]

It's mainly because in the code the void shield modifier for thunderclap doesn't exist

So you are just doing a normal swing

[patent patrol]

that sounds to me like "Don't help until you can attack the boss itself"

[vestal pine]

better to spam his gun cause that does better damage p sure

[spiral anvil]

Just do lights

[patent patrol]

^

[vestal pine]

wait for the shield break and immediately slam the guy

[spiral anvil]

When shield down activate

Repeat, or don't cause he's dead

[patent patrol]

Repeat on the corpse*

[vestal pine]

you tbag the corpse

[patent patrol]

Whack the corpse until nothing's left.

[visual stream]

Can't come in if you say no

[spiral anvil]

After every match you then try to barrel your teammates

[patent patrol]

and then tbag it

[patent patrol]

That's a funny clip.

[patent patrol]

I unironically figured out how to pull shit straight outta TF2 with the barrel knockback.

[spiral anvil]

Rocket jump gaming

[patent patrol]

I hit an explosive barrel, went flying over to a Chaos Spawn and bopped it on the head with a full thrust THammer

[vestal pine]

anyhoo most hammer zealot i see just hits few times, goes into corner when his sheild almost breaks, after break run in do thrust charged perfectionist shroudfield crusis on his head and kill him in 1 shot

[patent patrol]

Lol.

[vestal pine]

either way not the hardest boss so go ham i guess

[patent patrol]

and the funny part is I didn't even mean to do that

and it killed.

Lol.

[vestal pine]

nice

[patent patrol]

I literally market gardened a chaos spawn

[vestal pine]

what hammer do you use?

[patent patrol]

Ironhelm.

[vestal pine]

awesome

[patent patrol]

Crowd control while still being relatively strong.

[vestal pine]

headtaker?

[patent patrol]

slaughterer thrust

[vestal pine]

i only have slaughterer

[spiral anvil]

see name

[patent patrol]

Someone's blind lol

[vestal pine]

imma be real i wont be mad if a guy named ironhelm uses crusis cause it does more single target damage

:teeth:

[ivory marlin]

I remember someone saying blasphemous 2’s art was bad

Fucking how

[maiden path]

it was I

and IT IS UGLY

those are GLAMOR SHOTS

not the cutscene animations

the cutscene animatiosn are FLAT

[patent patrol]

Looked in the mirror lately?

[vestal pine]

i wonder if we'll ever get 3rd variant for hammer/chainswords
i guess power maul variation has to come first

[maiden path]

erm i cant.. u broke them all with ur ugly

get the fuck outta here

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-ooh-regular-show-gif-5715487

[ivory marlin]

How could you look at those photos and say its ugly

[frozen kernel]

Give me a properly sized Evi or grant me a swift death

[maiden path]

i said the CUTSCENES

[ivory marlin]

One of those screenshots is from a cutscene

[patent patrol]

Say that to my Ironhelm THammer.

[maiden path]

those are GLAMOR SHOTS

[vestal pine]

exi-evi

[maiden path]

they are MEANT TO BE GOOD LOOKING

[ivory marlin]

Beb one of them is from a cutscene

[maiden path]

a GLAMOR SHOT

[vestal pine]

i have a defense 32 hammer

[ivory marlin]

This one is from a cutscene

[maiden path]

the cutscenes from the first game fucked no matter what frame

[ivory marlin]

Specifically the final cutscene

[maiden path]

cant say the same about the second game

[patent patrol]

I think you're hallucinating. Because that was you. You wanna know what's crazy? You're so ugly at this point that the lake refuses to show your reflection in the water.

[maiden path]

ur so ugly.. if u were king arthur.. the lady in the lake wouldnt even give u the cool sword

[frozen kernel]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-ted-lasso-booyah-mic-drop-nailed-it-gif-3282739444140181206

[maiden path]

or something

[frozen kernel]

Gottem

[ivory marlin]

Beb your argument is invalid cuz i used a screenshot from a cutscene

[frozen kernel]

“Bet your boyfriend drops common loot”

[patent patrol]

This your selfie? Ugly ass.

[maiden path]

no its valid

[maiden path]

NO

that is NOT ME

[patent patrol]

I know you ain't talkin.

[maiden path]

this u bro?

u red as hell

[patent patrol]

I mean, I couldn't tell the difference.

[patent patrol]

"View profile"

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-my-reaction-to-that-information-angry-reaction-wolf-reaction-gif-27080186

[patent patrol]

joke failed, I win.

[maiden path]

stop now

[frozen kernel]

Did somebody say red

https://tenor.com/view/robot-prime-communism-fallout-liberty-gif-12286995

[patent patrol]

Nuh-uh.

[maiden path]

stop before the wolf comes out

[patent patrol]

Bro shut your stupid ass up boy.

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-haechan-wolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-1556814841747640198

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-alpha-male-werewolf-furry-alpha-warewolf-gif-10724509955739555789

[ivory marlin]

Guys while yall beefing im legit just a pumpkin

[patent patrol]

I know you aren't talkin about no wolf when the only thing there is your inner child crying and coping.

[maiden path]

erm i'd call u the boy who cried wolf

[maiden path]

but ur tears wont come out cause they dont wanna touch

ur ugly face

get fucked

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-ooh-regular-show-gif-5715487

im my own backup squad u cant win this...

[ivory marlin]

Cole

[maiden path]

i got regular show gifs on deck..

[ivory marlin]

Would you say this art is ugly?

[patent patrol]

Counterpoint.

[maiden path]

counterpoint

[patent patrol]

Counterpoint

[ivory marlin]

Beb

Beb

[maiden path]

fuck u

my turn

yellow 4

draw 4

uno

[ivory marlin]

Would you say this is ugly too?

[maiden path]

yes

flat ass image

also uncensor the boobies

[ivory marlin]

No

[vestal pine]

i hope when there ittemization i can lower my weapon's modifier i choose to so i can have stability 0 shotgun

[maiden path]

why not

just like ur dad

get the fuck outta here

[patent patrol]

Beb, I'm going to cook you so hard that your sister will wish she never gave birth to you.

[maiden path]

buddy...

ur family tree

a line

mitosis

[patent patrol]

Your family tree flatlined.

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-ooh-regular-show-gif-5715487

[ivory marlin]

Not tryna get banned for boobies

[maiden path]

this is for my roast

not urs

[patent patrol]

Nah it's for mine

[maiden path]

erm its a tree

[patent patrol]

I win

[maiden path]

not a medical tihng

[patent patrol]

Yes. And that entire tree is dead

[patent patrol]

because they saw your face

[maiden path]

im too goated

[patent patrol]

and died.

[vestal pine]

mine is this

[patent patrol]

Me smoking on that Beb pack.

[vestal pine]

not the best but its good

[maiden path]

ur smokig on ur own farts

get outta here

https://tenor.com/view/regular-show-ooh-regular-show-gif-5715488

[patent patrol]

How do you know? Whoever smelt it dealt it, y'know.

[vestal pine]

some good shit

[maiden path]

whoever denied it

SUPPLIED IT

GET THE FUCK OUT

IM OUTTA CONTROL

[patent patrol]

Wait, doesn't that mean you literally just fucked yourself over? Because you denied it right back.

So doesn't that mean YOU supplied it now?

[maiden path]

no

no

wtf u talking about

whoever denied it (u) supplied it (u)

[vestal pine]

current catachan(i'd really want a better blessing pool on catachan for catering towards parry tbh, i think sunder/bloodletter so i can infinite cleave 16 bleed stacks to anyone in range is a fun concept)

[patent patrol]

Nonono, but you denied that you dealt it by responding with that.

doesn't that mean you supplied it?

[maiden path]

nope

u denied it

[patent patrol]

YOU DENIED IT TOO

[maiden path]

dont try these loophole rigamaroles against a man who cant be faltered

[patent patrol]

You literally denied it right back.

I win.

[maiden path]

whoever detected it

projected it

get the fuck outta here

[ivory marlin]

Yo tengo uno alergia de Cacahuete

I love the word for peanuts in spanish

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/right-now-it’s-just-that-everything-feels-right-sorry-amanai-gojo-sorry-jjk-gif-6689060642723775612

[ivory marlin]

Shit got me giggling

[patent patrol]

Now you're stealing my sayings and changing the words.

-_-

I win.

Ggs.

[ivory marlin]

Cacahuete

[vestal pine]

is that supposed to be cache nut or however you spell that

[ivory marlin]

Its peanuts

[patent patrol]

Boy I know your stupid ass isn't talking.

[maiden path]

on my real shit

unbreakable defense

[vestal pine]

build that has no way to deal with crushers other than parry and headshots

[patent patrol]

... Wait, this one just makes you look even worse.

[maiden path]

nope.

[sterile stone]

I had to scroll down to see if this was going on.

[patent patrol]

You "deduced" I had it. That means you produced it.

[sterile stone]

Bruh....

[maiden path]

u deduced it

like i said

[patent patrol]

No you did

[maiden path]

these loopholes rigamaroles

will not falter my judgement

[sterile stone]

You're having and argument with an autistic shitposter on this internet....

Please stop

No one wins in this nonsense

[ivory marlin]

Argus

[patent patrol]

This is unironically the most hilarious argument I've ever had.

I'm enjoying it.

And I'm sure he is.

[maiden path]

i havent been able to be this autistic in years

[sterile stone]

Bagel

[patent patrol]

Perhaps... I treated you too harshly.

[ivory marlin]

Close, its jelly

[sterile stone]

Nah

Like have you ever had a bagel

[ivory marlin]

I miss far cry 6

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

Why did that send just now

I sent that shit an hour ago

[vestal pine]

far

[sterile stone]

Bro has shadowrealm internet

[ivory marlin]

I was at work

[maiden path]

we need a l4d2 campaign runthrough

we could crack that out in like 3 hours

[patent patrol]

L4D2 fucks.

All I'm saying

[maiden path]

i just wanna play something!!

[patent patrol]

I might play some L4D2 tomorrow if you're down.

[maiden path]

that game took so fucking long to get started

and i quit as soon as it did

im just gonna be playing dark and darker tomorrow

[ivory marlin]

I have a hella rare achievement in l4d2

[maiden path]

which one........

[sterile stone]

I bet it's fat ninja

[maiden path]

i wish l4d2's versus wasnt so shit

i just wanna play zombie

[spare talon]

the achievement for killing 1 zombie on any difficulty doesnt count

[maiden path]

not swip swap between the two

[ivory marlin]

1.7% completion

[ivory marlin]

Thats an achievement?

[sterile stone]

Where's the achievement for completing realism expert

[spare talon]

idk ive never played it

[ivory marlin]

Im too lazy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/mandela-catalogue-alex-kister-intruder-gif-25132501

[ivory marlin]

I love l4d2 but i havent played it since before the pandemic

I use to play it with friends long gone

[sterile stone]

uh huh

[maiden path]

boyh dont u uh huh him

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-call-of-duty-black-ops-cold-war-warzone-combat-gif-22003261

[ivory marlin]

Lets play right now then

[sterile stone]

I'm in bed

[ivory marlin]

Same

[sterile stone]

And it's baltic in my apartment

I'm not freezing for no game with no sprint button

[ivory marlin]

Smh my head

[sterile stone]

I'm putting hot sauce in your cereal

[ivory marlin]

Last time i had cereal was over a year ago

[sterile stone]

Lies

When was the last time you had granola

[ivory marlin]

I just spilled dr pepper on my bed :(

[ivory marlin]

Idk

[sterile stone]

Shambala provides

[ivory marlin]

Shambala?

[sterile stone]

If you don't know

Then you don't

[ivory marlin]

:(

[ivory marlin]

Im gonna try shawarma for the first time and not tell you anything

[sterile stone]

I see through your lies

I know this is not a reality I live in

[ivory marlin]

It is

[sterile stone]

I sleep

[ivory marlin]

Have nightmares

(Gn)

[maiden path]

how do I make helbore twoshot crushers

also whens the update

[ivory marlin]

Uh idk and idk

[spare talon]

always fun when an enemy decides to enter your hitbox for literally 0 reason so you cant move at all
always best paired with 5 crushers in close proximity

[maiden path]

god fuck I need ac6

[ivory marlin]

Guys spotify keeps recommending me lovejoy am i cooked?

[maiden path]

what the fuck is lovejoy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[maiden path]

u get a job!

[sterile stone]

I've got 2

[ivory marlin]

Idk but it sounds like a band people would call cringe

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

Like radiohead

[maiden path]

and u cant give me any money

america is fucked............

[sterile stone]

My name isn't charity

[maiden path]

the people dont love thy neighbor........

[ivory marlin]

Argus has tried to give me money but i dont take handouts

[maiden path]

i think argus is racist

[sterile stone]

Word

[ivory marlin]

Im hispanic so idk bout that chief

[maiden path]

i heard argus went to comic con and swung a cosplayer around by their pigtails

like how mario swings bowser around

[sterile stone]

I'd never go somewhere where 70% of the attendants don't shower

Or are on a watch list

[ivory marlin]

Did he say “so long gay cosplayer”

[maiden path]

yes

he said it with hateful zeal

[ivory marlin]

Hes kinda real for that

[maiden path]

they were 9

and disabled

and on an oxygen tank

[ivory marlin]

God this argus guy seems based as fuck for that

[maiden path]

no they are evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=198XlUmVWwg

[ivory marlin]

Idk about you beb but i think grabbing a 9 year old cripple by the ponytail and flinging them around like bowser and yelling “so long gay cosplayer” as you throw them is funny as fuck

[maiden path]

mods ban him

[ivory marlin]

:(

The steven universe one is also bad

[spare talon]

literally no one is playing hourglass missions

ever

[ivory marlin]

Damn

[spare talon]

aw hell nah

[ivory marlin]

Oh hell nah

[frosty herald]

Hit the whoa

[maiden path]

get on l4d2

[ivory marlin]

Hi beb again

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-happy-awkward-gif-15796710694053452148

[ivory marlin]

:D

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/art-the-clown-smile-terrifier-2-art-the-clown-terrifier-gif-3018547919218126525

[ivory marlin]

I like going through my recommended songs on spotify cuz sometimes i hear some genuinely good songs

Other times tho

[ivory marlin]

:(

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-WRihrquec

[crisp furnace]

https://tenor.com/view/bromance-sig-curtis-alex-louis-armstrong-fullmetal-fma-gif-18194534

[ivory marlin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/15RSD04RKmM1fjrBONNtqK?si=wB5iuA30T1aKUW1KkdVIQw

I love spotify recommendations

[sterile stone]

LTG's fav character

[ivory marlin]

“I sleep” he says

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/shhh-shush-silence-nose-gif-17895433

[ivory marlin]

Stfu im listening to https://open.spotify.com/track/0AZb6ryK8LsFcvY1jWHO61?si=VEBLkjTOTTSP4a4erK3GNQ

[ivory marlin]

Give me shawarma money /j

[sterile stone]

It's like 3 am

No shwarma place is even open

[ivory marlin]

You dont know about 3 am shawarma?

[maiden path]

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/i2V41hBb8iou7mPor/d1337Oxvz3vK?invite=cr-MSx0d2UsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

chat

i am the ultimate assassino!

https://tenor.com/view/game-on-i-wanted-to-be-called-batman-gif-13858816

this how i dropped in

fr

always be wary

[maiden path]

chat start talking

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/TTgpGkQsaUE?si=BF0SpuAQ2dx142zA

[grizzled aspen]

what should i do with this

Sorry about the low quality I don't know how y'all take pictures of your items. Took snipping tool to a steam screenshot.

[frosty herald]

hmmmmmmm

[stable cypress]

unyielding to maniac, you could change ghost to deadly accurate for more dmg but ghost also good so you could just upgrade hh instead

[frosty herald]

seems descent enough

[grizzled aspen]

Now how do y'all screenshot your items?

[obtuse stirrup]

windows key + shift + s

[grizzled aspen]

I don't want to be posting low quality jpgs every time I want something rated.

Yeah thats snipping tool.

[obtuse stirrup]

yeah that's how I do it

[grizzled aspen]

Does it not alt tab you?

[obtuse stirrup]

I alt + enter

first

and then alt + enter once I'm done

[grizzled aspen]

How about this bolter?

[rose jungle]

Snipping tool opop

[nimble fiber]

[spare dome]

my fukken door is broken again

[rose jungle]

Oh god that mobility stat.

You're just a slug lol.

Blessings not the best so swap out both of those

If you use it at all

[grizzled aspen]

I mean... I wouldn't be trying to run away from something with the bolter out.

[rose jungle]

Unfortunately for bolter, plasma exists

[vestal pine]

unfortunately for zealot, meltagun is a concept

[grizzled aspen]

This is true, but, I am a zealout. My only other ranged anti carapace option is a revolver.

And I've already got a really good revolver.

[spare dome]

sadly that one aint quite it

[grizzled aspen]

Wanted to try something different.

[rose jungle]

Hmm

[grizzled aspen]

Praying for melta guns to come out of left field on the next update.

[vestal pine]

i hope

[rose jungle]

Slug shotgun is ok, but not great, it's the bolt action sniper of darktide

[vestal pine]

anyhoo you want pinning fire as default

[rose jungle]

If you run the charge you can run any gun decent Vs flak to kill crushers

So then you have the infantry autoguns which are all pretty strong

[vestal pine]

and shattering impact/calvacide

[grizzled aspen]

Vs Flak?

[vestal pine]

me when im using relic

[grizzled aspen]

What are you on about? Crushers are all carapace all over.

[vestal pine]

fury of the faithful degrades armor down to the next level

[grizzled aspen]

Ah, I see.

[vestal pine]

carapace gets down to flak level(still gets bonus damage from carapace, not flak)

for 4 seconds if you use a gun

for melee its the first hit

[frozen kernel]

Can't believe gaming was in such a rough state last year that people actually played this

[grizzled aspen]

I mean, I can 2 shot crushers with my hammer, 1 if I use fotf.

I don't necessarily need anti carapace. It would just be nice to not have this revolver permanently attached to me.

I suppose I can play around with that lasgun.

[vestal pine]

but its to slow to handle 5 crushers at once

which is where the boltgun comes in

charge and barrage a group of crushers to kill them quick

and thats about it

clunky, takes forever to pull out, doesnt have much ammo

ADS recoil is quite bad

[grizzled aspen]

I understand what you mean now. I just blew half a crusher's hp bar away with this lasgun I pulled.

[placid fiber]

lol I just put a backpack on my wife and she hadn't even noticed at first since she was still asleep

[placid fiber]

there's probably more cursed builds you can do

[vestal pine]

yea

[maiden path]

u play darktide

[placid fiber]

Like one that takes loner, but, avoids twbs

[vestal pine]

the gimmick here is not taking any aura and ults

to freak out people

anyway, that works on auric a bit

[placid fiber]

I get that, I was just thinking of another gimmick to do

[vestal pine]

otherwise,loner actually seems to provide base aura(7.5% resis) so it might be better than the middle one

[frozen kernel]

cant believe gaming was in such a rough state last year that people actually played this (1)

❤️

[maiden path]

u play darktide (1)

❤️

[placid fiber]

:3

[maiden path]

chat i need to cook up two ramens at once

too much ramen

maybe

i will see

[maiden path]

2 much

[frosty herald]

Save it for tomorrow

Pasta left out for 1 day is always more delish

[maiden path]

this is ramen

not pasta

this is sodium

this is meant for poor people

this was heated up in 3 minutes in a microwave

not of gods creation

[vestal pine]

i abandon god and take peasentry

[frosty herald]

Ramen is gods creation

He made every dish for man to seek nourishment

Yes even icecream

[maiden path]

no not of gods creation

shitty food

does not taste good

[vestal pine]

skill issue

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-skateboarding-tricks-sports-gif-3536895

[maiden path]

i have boiled eggs in fridge idk why i ate ramen

[vestal pine]

even more skill issue get a boiled egg cut it in half put on ramen eat it nice

[maiden path]

yuck

is boiled egg

no runny egg

[frosty herald]

Mfs putting a raw egg on ramen calling it fine dining

[maiden path]

runny egg cannae be raw

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-black-ops-6-black-ops-call-of-duty-black-ops-wake-up-gif-5484451827799679420

[maiden path]

boy get on l4d2

[frosty herald]

Nah

[maiden path]

this is why ur dutch

[frosty herald]

Wavedashing king throws

[maiden path]

yea well

im wavedashing

in my bed

sleeping soundly

like a tiger after a nice meal

honk mimimi

[compact pelican]

whats the dif between mk2 hammer and mk4 hammer

[lean lark]

crucis better ironhelm easier

you can figure out the rest from using them

[compact pelican]

why so if i may ask
is it the attack patten or?

[lean lark]

i already answered

but anyways

crucis has more active dmg

[frosty herald]

we drowning

[lean lark]

ironhelm lets its active pass through "trash" aka horde enemies like poxwalkers

to make it easier to hit a high value target i.e. an elite or boss

[frosty herald]

crucis has exclusively horizontal heavies does full damage on an activation hit

ironhelm activation cleaves until a specialist elite or boss is hit for 25% less damage than the crucis activation

ironhem has horizontal horizontal overhead heavies

[maiden path]

change the pants...

boy got them hazmat suit pants on..

[frosty herald]

The nusa pants go hard asf

[maiden path]

yea maybe if ur a GIMP

get them damn leather pants off

boy i say boy

how u gonna be sneaking

when ur pants are a creaking

[frosty herald]

Modding cyberpunk is alot easier with experience

[compact pelican]

thx

also whats a good perk and blessing for tigrus

[frosty herald]

Mk15?

Flak maniac is pret solid

Shred rampage also

[compact pelican]

mk2

sorry i always forgot theres 2 type of weapons

[coarse birch]

Rampage savage sweep flak maniac

Is generally used on mk2

Shred rampage is also an option if you want to go crit build

[obtuse stirrup]

Do crits get increased cleave?

[hushed knoll]

What’s wrong you haven’t touched your feetsa

[hushed knoll]

😒

[coarse birch]

Why

[hushed knoll]

That looks amazing

[hushed knoll]

Why not

[coarse birch]

Why

[hushed knoll]

Tell me why not

[coarse birch]

It has an odd crust to cheese ratio and i barely see sauce

It is clearly made to look like feet and less to be a good pizza

[hushed knoll]

You need to expand your tastebuds

[coarse birch]

Its bread and cheese

[hushed knoll]

Your point?

[drowsy steppe]

would

eat I mean

[coarse birch]

That is disappointing for something claiming to be pizza

[coarse birch]

Your not slick

[drowsy steppe]

you are not Josh Brolin

[hushed knoll]

Think about how dippable it is

[hushed knoll]

You’re*

[coarse birch]

Why not just get those pizza sticks

From a pizza place

Tf are they called

I havent had them in a million years

[drowsy steppe]

today is a vet kinda day

[hushed knoll]

Breadsticks?

[placid fiber]

Wow, stan just got someone

[coarse birch]

I dont think they were traditional breadsticks but i could be wrong

[placid fiber]

We must commemorate this rare occasion

[hushed knoll]

It’s not rare WTF

[hushed knoll]

Josho go hug a cactus

[drowsy steppe]

boys its IIIVEG

[coarse birch]

Rude

[opal star]

I don't know my high gothic but did they fr call this the alien book

[hushed knoll]

Cacti need biglubbywublub too

[fleet zealot]

Peets

[merry flume]

it's another "three people join a maelstrom looking to get carried" episode

[weak hill]

Qt cat

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-attack-gif-24550066

IT's A FERRET

[spare dome]

the hell

when did the chaxe 4 get a horizontal heavy

that only comes out after light 3 lol

[vestal pine]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

[vestal pine]

oh yeah the funny hidden one

should i throw out weakspot or unyielding

[spare dome]

id just keep both blessings tbh

unless you had shred in mind

[vestal pine]

shred

already switched out wrath

so

L for me

oh yea i have this

[spare dome]

theres no way to shortcut to this secret heavy lol

why even

[vestal pine]

hammahbloooow

[weak hill]

Its a snookums is what that is

[tropic pelican]

what is it about randoms that make them ignore trappers, flamers and bombers but they'll quickdraw on the bursters that i'm already pushing

[ember yew]

normal

people tunnel vision all the time

[median steeple]

Yeah a lot of players focus just staying alive so people just hyper focus on the horde

[fleet zealot]

what

i never heard of that

then again i never did l3->heavy

[little epoch]

guys sry what should i change here as second perk, on both of them? i was thinking to put flak. Is it a good idea? i've tested it and i've noticed crushers die so fast even without carapace

[spare dome]

ye try it out

[coarse birch]

I prefer flak/unyielding on knife

Maniac is an option although knife is decent into maniac

Also im not sure if the statements were connected but crushers are carapace

[little epoch]

yeah i think i'm gonna put +flak since crit is already good on these weapon if im not mistaken

[little epoch]

yeah that's why i dont need carapace perk, cuz i tried it on an other knife but i found it not really helpfull

[coarse birch]

Yeah crit is good already

[north shuttle]

Swap uncanny for mercy killer or precog

[sterile stone]

Looks like a badger

[spare talon]

thats most definitely a ferret

a fat one but unmistakably a ferret

[median steeple]

All of the dragon age news we got today has made me so happy

[north sedge]

im still a bit cautious on it, but certainly an improvement on that horrid reveal trailer

[median steeple]

Trailer was ass yeah

But I'm glad the origins are back and we can be a Grey warden again

Please bring back arcane warrior

Apparently you don't need to link an EA account and it can be played offline as well. Finally.....

[north sedge]

but you do need a psn account somehow

i didnt think you needed one before? unless you were using the webpage to make the backstory stuff

[median steeple]

Oh yeah and apparently the dragon age keep will not be used for this game

Either way I'm excited but this is bioware so you are correct in being cautious

[frosty herald]

The trailer dud a horendous job of showing the game proper

The gameplay however leaves alot to be desired it seems like an even simpler combat system to inquisition

[fleet zealot]

IT's MY BOY

It's MY BOY MY MAN MY AWOOO

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/30-rock-nbc-funny-tracy-gif-3568548

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/arcane-warwick-singed-arcane-warwick-arcane-singed-gif-11206575494701681841

i'm so hyped for arcane season 2

[stiff cargo]

Came back to Darktide after being away

Trying to get the maelstrom title

[ashen quartz]

put on your carry pants

[stiff cargo]

On 3 now if I die now I think I’ll cry

Genuinely ball

[ember yew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015883701072171039/1250071675429453885/image.png?ex=66699b78&is=666849f8&hm=0ca6bfcf5c4042f24a9bb432b88804a48770aa2e9e13af7a5138a31baab5721d&

looks like new DA will be a big economic success

[median steeple]

Yeah the announcement trailer was bad we went over this

[median steeple]

Finally

Can't wait for November

[compact pelican]

well the build im going for is a crit build, it uses the middle path

[left iron]

Y'roue*

[hushed knoll]

ICE OMG ICE HIIIII WOOOOO O3IDEI3HDU4FGV

[left iron]

AAH

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-pepe-frog-bye-upset-im-out-gif-17020829

[hushed knoll]

NOOOO

[left iron]

Hey Stan

[merry flume]

whomst

is that warwick

[fleet zealot]

warwick/vander yes

newly started business

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/mimimimimi-cat-sleeping-snoring-cat-sleeping-cat-drooling-cat-gif-23979759

[median steeple]

Their future is bright

[fleet zealot]

oy where is the combat blade vs pogryn video

[spare dome]

which one

[maiden path]

helo chat

i slept for

4 hours

[dense field]

Good.

[fleet zealot]

emergency ferret

[random adder]

rat

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-take-drag-funny-gif-15831994

into the machine with you

[random adder]

I squash rat on my hand until its eyes pop out

like this

[woeful osprey]

just got this and slapped surgical on it cause the crit chance looked tasty and wanted to stack it

[fleet zealot]

surgical already hits 100% you don't need to double on crit chance blessings

[woeful osprey]

my iq was too low to notice that it seems

lol

[fleet zealot]

peak bolter is pinning cavalcade for zealots anyways since you'll be primarily magdumping into dense bulwarks/crushers (and shattering impact is no longer worth it since they minireworked it)

vet uses surgical cause they can hit some BPs while aim firing we can't, and survivalist helps with their ammo

[woeful osprey]

ahh fair

[lucid dune]

ahh the old pinning fire + shattering impact bolter before it was nerfed...kill 5+ bulwarks/crushers in one mag...those were the days

and uzi psykers =P

[pale spindle]

Ur playing Zealot ull be fine

Just stay away from barrels

[maiden path]

BLACK MOLD

IN MA LUUNGS

whens the update

@frosty herald drg update in 2days

boy get ready

[frosty herald]

those creepy ass skinwalkers

[maiden path]

what

the new bugs with eyes?

u wil soon be mine turban

[zinc talon]

I want to ask the room

[maiden path]

why is it so bright

[zinc talon]

which of these 3 would you get

[maiden path]

jesus christ

[zinc talon]

if you could only get one

HDR does that to screenshots, it's super annoying

[maiden path]

what the fuck did you do to that laspistol

[zinc talon]

that laspistol has mint stats

WCM auto gens guns in vendor lists and squaddie equipment

[maiden path]

you should be punished for making the guns look like that

u can turn it off!!

[maiden path]

fucked up in the crib making bolters

[zinc talon]

which of those 3 would you buy

melk put a 380, 379, and 378 in front of me

[fleet zealot]

snack time

EGG TIME!

[zinc talon]

that axe is pretty phenominal too

[maiden path]

do NOT let that ferret have meat

it will go feral

and get a taste for human flesh

[fleet zealot]

ferrets are carnivores

but they prefer birds, fish, and rodent meat, not human meat

[zinc talon]

obligate carnivores

[fleet zealot]

^

[zinc talon]

they cannot not have meat

[maiden path]

yea pal just you wait

ill be the pied piper of rats

and ferrets

mammals in general

[maiden path]

https://youtu.be/K5jvUXij7nU?t=54

FUCK U UMG

i want to play destiny 2

for its barbie game