zealot-class

[tranquil summit]

i'm glad the thing you hate on principle... is executed poorly to your taste?

[ember yew]

we are coming back again how ass it is to work with Games Workshop, which can easily ban any concept or your finished skin and you need to confirm every little detail with them.

[tranquil summit]

star wars cant even publish pdfs of roleplaying games bc of agreements from the 70s ;_;

and theyre out of printtttt

[ember yew]

Games Workshop has specific rules when it sells the rights to make a Warhammer game (any)

and it's not something that gives a lot of freedom

[tranquil summit]

[ember yew]

So you can't just slap Bikini Kerrilian for summer season and make a ton of cash

https://tenor.com/view/we-cant-do-anything-kenny-mccormick-stan-marsh-south-park-s3e10-gif-21682982

[frosty herald]

Nope

[high pulsar]

Instead of complaining how hard it is to make cosmetics for a GW game, why not use that energy towards improving the game itself

[tranquil summit]

there are more than one kind of employee at companies

[placid fiber]

Our kitty is on the hunt... for any insects that have gotten inside

[tranquil summit]

one of them is a 3d modeler?

cuz thats the answer

[high pulsar]

If you’re blaming employee composition for losing 95% of the playerbase, you might be missing something

[tranquil summit]

yes, unleash thy self-righteous entitlement and distort what i said because you realized you were a fool

[high pulsar]

Oh, you’re one of “those”

[tranquil summit]

cute

seriously your answer is they employ people to make them money so they can work on the game.

and they do that in part with a 3d modeler

hence there are models

thats why

[spare dome]

im just a guy trying to get through his morning shit

[high pulsar]

Distribution of resources is a bit questionable. More effort should have been placed on server maintenance and bug fixes.

[north sedge]

Ladies and gents please, let us focus on the real enemy (Whatever the hell that dragon age trailer was)

[high pulsar]

The design of the progression system was also overly abrasive and has turned plenty of players off

[tranquil summit]

just i dont understand, fundamentally, why youre morally outraged over what some manager makes as his decisions, good or bad

it's just some guy weighing factors and making decisions

[high pulsar]

Why do you say morally?

[spare dome]

I just play the game

[tranquil summit]

fine, maybe i assumed that bc its the usual refrain

[left iron]

Please take this shit back to gen chat, thank you

[north sedge]

What in the stan happened to your name

[left iron]

Its been like this for a week now

[north sedge]

I am clearly very observant

[left iron]

He got very upset with the Stan death in Rimworld and rapid fired a bunch of names for me

[north sedge]

Beautiful

[drowsy steppe]

I dont use it anymore tbh

[left iron]

Yeah because they took thy grenades be swift away

[drowsy steppe]

if you let yourself get to 0 thoughness

thats a whole nother issue

Manchester wtf

rude

[vestal pine]

lacerate babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[ornate bone]

New to the game. Is there a website where I can browse builds? Looking for a good zealot build

Ok I think ppl use GamesLantern?

[tranquil summit]

well there is but the builds on it kinda suck i think is the opinion around here? anyone want to comment?

[dense field]

It's truly over

[still bane]

What are the recommended curios for a martyrdom build? Just 3 curios all with +1 to wound?

[north sedge]

Yea

[spare dome]

pretty much

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-now-kiss-finn-gif-5658105

😠

Wait that’s the wrong gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1227898556384546838/1230214851624828969/cosma_croissant.gif

I meant that

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[hushed knoll]

God dammit

Why would you defile pie like that

[north sedge]

Honestly i think the fondue is a bit much

But this works

[hushed knoll]

No

Not at all

[vestal pine]

is that american cheese

looks tasty

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

Is wrong with people

How is my food wrong

But that’s ok

[north sedge]

Because this is your food

[tranquil summit]

theres like 8 industries meant to communicate this

[north sedge]

And fruit and cheese is a frequent pairing of foods

[vestal pine]

is this supposed to be instant mash potatos

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

BUT NOT PIE

[north sedge]

Yes

[tranquil summit]

nutritionists, dieticians, restauranteurs, foodies, supermarkets, etc

your food is always wrong, stan.

and you should feel bad

[hushed knoll]

Mop WTF

Moth

YOU DONT PAIR CINNAMON APPLES WITH CHEESE

[tranquil summit]

honestly i'm not long for this world it might work out

time for some mad science

[north sedge]

I mean other than it's a combination found in like half the country

You haven't even tried it

[tranquil summit]

we could add plastic and fake sugar to it

[lusty turtle]

that sounds like soemthing you would do

[tranquil summit]

some people put GRITS on PANCAKES

and like GRAVY on POTATOES

and WINE on STEAK

and BLOOD on SKULLTHRONES

[hushed knoll]

Why are you not long for this world

[hushed knoll]

Apparently it’s “normal”

Don’t pin this on me

I think it’s gross

[lusty turtle]

nothing you lot cook over there is normal

[hushed knoll]

“You lot”

So British

I’ve been watching British A&E documentaries and it’s amazing that the doctors are actually nice and treat patients like humans

That show 24 hours in the A&E or something

[north sedge]

The cheese on pie actually originates from england, apparently

[hushed knoll]

Any hospital doctor I’ve interacted with here has been cold and aloof and seemingly not too caring

[hushed knoll]

We must stamp out British influence 😠

[drowsy steppe]

wtf

[hushed knoll]

?

[lusty turtle]

cheese on pie is from here ye, but for savory pies

[hushed knoll]

Oh so it’s not British ibuprofen

Influence

[lusty turtle]

[drowsy steppe]

nvm I didnt read the other

what is that

[hushed knoll]

THIS IS SO GROSS

Apple pie with melted cheddar

Looks like

[hushed knoll]

I can’t imagine buying ibuprofen in the Uk

Even tho I was in the UK last year

But I didn’t buy ibuprofen

[north sedge]

I think that last one is too much cheese but stan finds it absolutely revolting so

[hushed knoll]

You must be pubsyeuf

Punished

[north sedge]

Pubsyeuf

[lusty turtle]

huh, cheese didn't stick around, we still pair it with custard though

[north sedge]

It's around in certain parts of the US, I've had a couple times, it's solid

[hushed knoll]

I love custard

🫦

I could jump into a pool of custard mouth first

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-vacuum-eat-hungry-gif-4515192

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cheesy-pei-cheese-fountain-pregnant-pregnancy-craving-gif-11848670

[vestal pine]

sweet and salty, i think i'd like it

[hushed knoll]

[vestal pine]

you'd be suprised at how much korean cusine is based on sweet and salty

[hushed knoll]

I love sweet and salty

That’s why I initially experimented with chocolate chip cookies dipped in ranch

[north sedge]

Says the man revolted by the idea of cheese on a fruit pie

[ripe quest]

Stan was scared to find out that I actually enjoy cheese on apple pie

(I haven't had apple pie ever in my life)

[spare dome]

thats even weirder

youve never had apple pie?

absolutely fucked up

mods can we get rid of this guy

[vestal pine]

never did

want one

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-dog-gif-4951401

[left iron]

[vestal pine]

chocolate has a bitter aftertaste and ranch also has a mayoy aftertaste isnt it?

[proud kraken]

worth?

[vestal pine]

swap salvo with dumdum and stamina with maniac, probably goated for what its worth

[dense field]

why does the salvo even exist

[north sedge]

why do many blessings exist

[ember yew]

for sure

[hushed knoll]

do you can’t enjoy cheese on it

[hushed knoll]

I need this

[hushed knoll]

Rude

[hushed knoll]

The ranch is amazing

[north sedge]

what the apple pie with cheese?

[hushed knoll]

Chocolate chip cookies need to not have chocolate on it

[hushed knoll]

No

What

[north sedge]

chocolate is good and ranch with a cookie is terrible

[ripe quest]

You didn't see anything.

[hushed knoll]

EXHILLIOUS HIIIII

I was worried about you

[left iron]

Ominous

[hushed knoll]

Hi ice

[hushed knoll]

I had a feeling there was a flash flood in his toe zone

[spare dome]

im still worried about him

never had apple pie

[hushed knoll]

Help expjwpus

Hello*

Exploits

[vestal pine]

im the guy who eats mayos but idk about ranch tbh

[hushed knoll]

Do you put mayo on pizza

[vestal pine]

in korea there is garlic mayo dip, so yes

[hushed knoll]

Oh are you from Korea

[vestal pine]

not the north one

[north sedge]

ranch is ok, but not on a fucking cookie

[vestal pine]

eh

normal cookie would be fine

or one of those cheese included ones

i dont see how chocolate ones gonna play out since chocolate cookies have that bitterness from chocolate

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/freaking-out-concerned-confused-crazy-look-itysl-gif-17618875465987313259

[vestal pine]

macaroni with mayo is good also

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/fangeux-dance-fallout-gif-15437809

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mirelurk-crab-gif-27445066

[median steeple]

god I love mirelurks

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferrt-hacking-gif-18303105

[sterile stone]

Scrolling down

And reading about Stan's ranch and chocolate chip cookie experiment

Makes me wish I didn't have the ability to see

[north sedge]

he ranched it because he hates chocolate but refuses to buy literally any other type of cookie

[vestal pine]

why tho

[sterile stone]

I have a scream

[vestal pine]

arent there like macadamia cookies

[north sedge]

it's layers upon layers of insane

[vestal pine]

that ar egood and salty and sweet

[sterile stone]

Sugar Cookies are literally there

Snickerdoodles

[north sedge]

so many kinds!

[sterile stone]

Literally there

[fleet zealot]

cowboy cookie, gingersnaps

crumbl cookie constantly invents new kinds of cookies

[north sedge]

There's so many!

[fleet zealot]

motherfucking

iron dragon

keeps taking my settlements

scalie

freakin

my fault for pissing off cathay but vilitch already took the dark fortresses past the wall

you should be happy i kicked his nerd ass

[coarse dagger]

would try this

[placid fiber]

I was so hungry I didn't care that I didn't have a spoon for the mash potatoes and gravy... I just used the chicken tenders to scoop it up while I wolfed them down x.x

[fleet zealot]

i do that normally

chicken and potato and gravy good combo

[placid fiber]

I normally use a spoon, but, I was hungry x.x

[visual stream]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnCGatFwag0

I love edging my brownies

[placid fiber]

Who doesn't?

[placid fiber]

Now to probably eat 2/3rd of the party side bag of cheetos puffs as well x.x

[fleet zealot]

my tzeentch army is kicking ass

[fleet zealot]

dont do that

it makes stomach unhappy

[placid fiber]

I'm HungrY!!! D:

All I had was a 3 piece tender meal today, and I've been up since 6am(which is ~7 hours ago)

[fleet zealot]

yea but like

sefl control

i remember as a kid

[placid fiber]

I am impulsive

[fleet zealot]

i ate an entire party bag of doritos

[placid fiber]

due to adhd

[fleet zealot]

while playing warcraft

and it's not worth

[placid fiber]

Doritos? Yeah

Cheetos Puffs? Meh

I ate half the bag in 1 sitting, for the last one I had x.x

and I wasn't even very hungry that time

I'm a resident snacker... my adhd making my metabolism so fast is probably the only reason I am not fat lol

[fleet zealot]

finally kicked his ass hard enough he offered me a peace treat

[placid fiber]

Fine, I'll eat bread instead x.x

[fleet zealot]

thank god

i was tired of being dragged south

[placid fiber]

I have a whole loaf of french bread in front of me lol

[bitter anvil]

With ham

[placid fiber]

Nah, just the bread

[bitter anvil]

😋

With ham make bread moist

Bread are dry

[placid fiber]

Maybe, but, I'm too hungry to care rn x.x

[bitter anvil]

They absorb your saliva

Making your mouth dry

Some ham make it moist the bread

[placid fiber]

Also I drink water a lot >.>

[bitter anvil]

You make bread into soggy bread 😵

[placid fiber]

Ew, no lol

I eat an entire piece of this sliced bread, then take a drink after I'm done with it

[bitter anvil]

Too much moist

You eating soggy bread

[placid fiber]

Ah, much better

[bitter anvil]

Oh nooo!

[placid fiber]

I only ate like half the loaf already lol

[bitter anvil]

You ate soggy bread

With water

[placid fiber]

I drank water after I was done chewing and swallowing the food...

[bitter anvil]

So soggy

[placid fiber]

I don't produce a lot of saliva, so the bread was still kinda dry lol

[bitter anvil]

Your mouth got some soggy crumb bread then

I told you eat some ham make it moist your mouth

Not water

[placid fiber]

So... I shouldn't drink water...?

Okay, soda it is!

[bitter anvil]

Ham

Now!

[placid fiber]

I can't drink ham, very well...

Also I don't have any ham :/

[bitter anvil]

Ham juice

[placid fiber]

I got peanut butter...

but not ham

[bitter anvil]

That even worse

[placid fiber]

I know lol

[bitter anvil]

PB is sticky icky

[placid fiber]

That's why I didn't add peanut butter to the bread xD

[bitter anvil]

A PB without jelly jam is a dessert food

[placid fiber]

Those are my thoughts

[bitter anvil]

Ever had this?

Limited edition

[placid fiber]

Sounds like a gut ache waiting to happen for me x.x

[bitter anvil]

It taste like… cream coconut

[placid fiber]

I can't drink much soda anymore without feeling dehydrated

[bitter anvil]

You gonna get blood sugar

[placid fiber]

I used to drink at least a 2 liter of soda a day

[bitter anvil]

In your bloodstream

[bitter anvil]

Fat : (

[placid fiber]

I weighed less than I do now...

[bitter anvil]

Fit : D

[placid fiber]

More like: skin and bones x.x

[bitter anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/moonisajedi-skinny-heart-gif-14001352

[placid fiber]

That's what I used to be

You used to be able to count my ribs <.<'

[bitter anvil]

Stickman

[placid fiber]

Not that skinny, but, I didn't have much fat... x.x

I am a bit front heavy... my chest muscles are stronger than my back ones, so I slouch a lot x.x

[bitter anvil]

I bet you look like Charlie from moist critikal

Because he’s dope 😎

[placid fiber]

Maybe if you remove the dope part of that, I would

Cuz I'm lame

😉

[bitter anvil]

||🥵||

[placid fiber]

😏

[bitter anvil]

I smell slaneesh brony here

[placid fiber]

Ew

[bitter anvil]

Haha

[placid fiber]

I ain't looking at ponies that way...

https://tenor.com/view/neil-patrick-harris-shudder-shrug-disgusted-gif-13575156

Never have, never will.

[bitter anvil]

The bronie who mostly

[placid fiber]

lol

If I was doing that all the time, I wouldn't have had time to put 3.4k hours into ror2 and 1.5k into darktide

[bitter anvil]

Slaneesh investor

Or Khorne investor

For when you blood for god virtually

[placid fiber]

Eh, I didn't play cause I liked killing the enemies... I played cuz I had fun

[bitter anvil]

Still Khorne investor

I were a loot goblin in division 2

If that count as slaneesh

[placid fiber]

Eh...

could be tzeench as well

[bitter anvil]

Being loot goblin is also tzeench?

How?

[placid fiber]

I mean it could be, cuz you're causing chaos by stealing their loot

[bitter anvil]

Hmmmm

I thought tzeench only god of changes

[placid fiber]

changing up the world, as you see fit

[bitter anvil]

Okay

But it doesn’t sound like loot goblin who want loot to be more powerful

Like killing enemies and loot their stuff have better weapon or sell them

[grizzled aspen]

The strawberries and cream flavor is significantly better, but original is better than both.

[bitter anvil]

Never had strawberry Dr Pepper

[placid fiber]

I think I've seen the strawberry flavor... but never bought it

[grizzled aspen]

It's pretty good. Tastes like normal on the way down but it has a strawberry aftertaste.

Though, that's only good if you like the aftertaste.

[fleet zealot]

i heard it tastes like sunblock

[grizzled aspen]

Not my preference so I'll stick with the original. (original is also a dollar cheaper a bottle so...)

[bitter anvil]

I just buy coconut cream Dr Pepper during mother day

Gift for my mother like Dr Pepper and coconut stuff

Perfect combination

[frosty herald]

hmmmm strawberry chocolate icecream

[bitter anvil]

Three color Icecream

[obtuse stirrup]

So played my first martyrdom games today with laspistol and rashad and I loved it. Can anybody recommend any other weapons that go well with this?

I heard chainaxes are good martyrdom weapons

But don't know which is the better one to take and how to build it

XII with thrust/slaughterer or thrust/headtaker or headtaker/slaughterer? Or the IV?

[meager bison]

Technically evis 15

Because it goes with everything

[north sedge]

Any weapon works really

[meager bison]

I meant more Evis 15 went with everything cause it's just braindead OP

[sterile stone]

Neopolitian

[obtuse stirrup]

I wouldn't say OP tbh, it's good as hell thouggh

[meager bison]

[obtuse stirrup]

Love mine but it's currently committed to a blazing Piety chorus build

[north sedge]

It's good, not op

[meager bison]

[obtuse stirrup]

Rashad feels great for obvious reasons too

With martyrdom I'm eating Mutants, Crushers and bosses with it

[bitter anvil]

Taste good

[obtuse stirrup]

It's like A tier at everything

Very good, if not quite excellent

[sterile stone]

It's ok

Taste weird as a sandwich

[bitter anvil]

I ate hotdog bun with ice cream and crusher peanut topping

So good

But that’s long time ago

[sterile stone]

Speaking of

There's a place rond here

They put chicken tenders in hotdog buns

With other fixins

It's alright

[bitter anvil]

Hmmm

[sterile stone]

Been thinking about takin steak slices

And doing the ole hotdog method with a slice of bread

[bitter anvil]

You should try ice cream hotdog with crushed peanut

It’s nice hangout snack

[sterile stone]

I'll give it a once over when I get the chance to

[bitter anvil]

Just buy hotdog bun and ice cream and some peanut crushed them up

Scope them put on hotdog bun very simple and topping sprinkle some crushed peanut

Street vendor sell like those

Part of vietnam

[gray ice]

I still hold this fight against these people

and will throw a brick through their window should I ever come across their homes

[vestal pine]

cullinary brick

[gray ice]

I cast: brick in sock

[gray ice]

back up to 10k huntbux from 300, feels great

[frozen bobcat]

i feel like maelstrom missions are 9 times out of time the same goddamn modifiers

[minor sage]

statcheck weapons work great

evis does very well

[minor sage]

ye they need to rework the way aurics work probably

[vocal pulsar]

i've played martyr with most weapons

i get the most mileage out of evis

particularly the mk2

one shotting gunners with lights feels great

[minor sage]

cuz the pool is kinda shitty with either auric non mael as well as auric maels

probably shrink the pool

so matchmaking has an easier time

so remove 4s from aurics completely; make auric 5s have a bigger mod pool besides just the 4-5 that exist; and tweak with maels to make them more engaging

[frozen bobcat]

I swear every time I log on its 1-3-7-F or the other mutant/dog spawn one i dont mind them but some variety would be nice

[minor sage]

i dont understand why they split the playerbase that hard

by allowing auric heresy lol

just silly

[frozen bobcat]

ya I dont know if people even do those

[hushed knoll]

Hello Mankar

[obtuse stirrup]

Maybe Mark 4 chainaxe is the way

Or mark 7 heavy sword maybe?

Or chainaxe 12 even

Idk if it gets me any more bps on the mark 12

[placid fiber]

lol I just belched in my cat's face and the look she was giving was something like "Yeah... and?" not even phased in the slightest

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/try-harder-have-to-try-harder-than-that-loki-tom-hiddleston-marvel-gif-26505357

[vocal pulsar]

mk 12 chaxe can one shot crushers, if built right

without chastise

no dmg buffs needed

[placid fiber]

Pretty much, yeah lol

[vocal pulsar]

thrust + headtaker and carapace + elite dmg

one shots crushers to the head

[obtuse stirrup]

Attack speed though

Maybe Mark 12 with inexorable

Mark 4 with martyrdom

[vocal pulsar]

yeah i run it with inexorable, usually

[north sedge]

Mk4 can do it too with minimal buffs

I forget the number but it wasn't much

[maiden path]

chat i have to get a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_o3dJlGu6U

its joever

[obtuse stirrup]

4 does it with lights too right

Like headtaker slaughterer martyrdom chaxe 4 ?

[north sedge]

You can go the thrust route too if you like, it's preference

[frosty herald]

so you can finally buy games broke ass

[maiden path]

no

i just got out of school i dont wanna get a job!!

[frosty herald]

work at your local wallmart or smt

im sure they want personell for the stockroom

[maiden path]

I don't want to take my time going to work, I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls! What the hell I wanna go off into – and go to work for? Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world! I'm the king, man, I run the underworld, guy! I

thats what charles manson has to say about that

i can trust him

:V)

:^)

"I was already through that, I had that, I had the studio, I went to the studio! I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said: 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'"

sighe

born to video game

forced 2 work

[hot steppe]

does anyone know if you can move the posistion of the scoreboard?

or have some way to turn it off mid match?

[frosty herald]

probably in the mod's settings

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qxa91EwFco

death grips is the only band i have merch of

i still wear the hacket

jacket

i have this one!

[coarse birch]

I have a few cattle decapitation hoodies

[maiden path]

and this one

this one dont fit me no more cause I got it freshman year of highschool

[coarse birch]

There are other bands i would get hoodies of but it tends to just be the band logo or something i can't wear around

[frosty herald]

this one goes hard

[coarse birch]

Which is unfortunate

[frosty herald]

i have an infant annihilator hoodie

https://www.indiemerchstore.com/products/infant-annihilator-child-snatcher-pullover-hoodies

this one

[coarse birch]

I dont mind wearing stuff with like obscene names as much, more so i just cant wear say

An album cover for pissgrave

[maiden path]

might get this one

[coarse birch]

Or most carcass stuff

[coarse birch]

I do like infant annihlator

[maiden path]

they have merch that has socks that say that

[frosty herald]

i wonder what the wildest deleted messages were without the context included

[stable cypress]

they're 100% in pre-purge ogryn chan

[sterile stone]

Remember that Krieg guy

From Germany

Who went crazy

There's that

[maiden path]

the copypasta guy

?

[sterile stone]

No

[frosty herald]

iont remember

[maiden path]

pull up that copypasta

[frosty herald]

lotta people come and go

[sterile stone]

There was a dude who's pfp was a krieg guy with a iron cross behind it

Person gave them flak for it

[frosty herald]

like they sound absolutely wild but in context the message makes sense

[sterile stone]

Dude caved and had a mental breakdown

Weird time to be alive

[maiden path]

im fighting the urge to buy that death grips hoodie

it looks so cool

[frosty herald]

that hoodie and some shorts

gonna have you looking like the whitest cholo ever

[coarse birch]

Eh i think its fine

[north sedge]

the dude who went 0 to transphobia in 3 seconds?

[coarse birch]

Most people are aware of death grips as well

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hoodie-hoodies-cold-gif-26058781

Mr gus is lurking

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gif-23309277

[fleet zealot]

yee ok so i'm chaxe expert ferret here

you can go thrust mk4, but i think thrust is better used on mk12, since it's easier to get rev'd headshots off with

mk4 for single target damage (without including thrust) is knowing when you can use thrust vs lights for most

if you have fotf charge up, rev heavy->fotf after the hit connects for max damage

if you want the enemy staggered, rev'd heavies to the head will do that to crushers pretty reliably

otherwise, lights are about the same dps but much safer

and they are also strikedowns so easier than the rev'd heavies which come from the side

and for cspawn, which has a habit of breaking rev'd attacks, lights are a must

[obtuse stirrup]

Revved lights are OK too? And is it a suitable pick for martyrdom? @fleet zealot

I'd like to try a few more weapons with sweeping heavies and single target lights like the chainsword 4

I will probably make both chaxes

[fleet zealot]

basically never worth going rev'd lights

simply put, the animation hasn't been punishing enough to consider rev'd lights since the rev'd heavies deal more damage and it isn't slow as balls since they did the heavy attack speed boost last year

[lofty forge]

guys i got Zarona Mk IIa Quickdraw Stub Revolver with 15% damge (infested enemy ) and 8% ranged damge (groaners,poxwalker) i can switch one wich one is good to keep ?

they both suck no ?

[obtuse stirrup]

Both suck

[obtuse stirrup]

Ty for help

[lofty forge]

yeah that is what i thought

ty

[obtuse stirrup]

Iirc you want a combination of elites, Flak and maniac

And surgical handcannon

[hushed knoll]

Krigs

[maiden path]

bro

i fucking jumped this barbarian in dark and darker

killed him

and as soon as i turned left his group of 2 other barbarian friends started getting up to come kill me

i was running down a hallway yelling 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT'

i was trying to do this bit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-season-2-grimblys-victory-dance-smiling-friends-gif-11456166579010112678

[hushed knoll]

Are you waluigi

[maiden path]

no im beb beb

im sad i didnt have medal on

when that hgappened

it was really funny

[indigo harbor]

What’s the god roll on thunder hammer?

[maiden path]

selling it and buying a dclaw is a godroll

haha jk

i have it saved somewhere

something like this

unarmored to flak

thrust stays cause its thrust

[obtuse stirrup]

Unyielding, Flak, Thrust, headtaker/slaughterer iirc

[maiden path]

headtaker anything

[obtuse stirrup]

Headtaker easier, slaughterer bonkier

[maiden path]

no fuck u thrust...

[indigo harbor]

Alright, thanks

Perks or base stats more important?

[obsidian prairie]

Is t4 thrust 20% power at max or 60%

[obtuse stirrup]

60, poorly worded

[obsidian prairie]

I thought

20% was a bit underwhelming for a best in slot

[maiden path]

wouldnt it be 80% at tier 4

[obtuse stirrup]

And iirc damage first target are essential but idk how high the threshold is

[obtuse stirrup]

Nope, it still only stacks to 3

[maiden path]

LAAAAAAAAME

[obtuse stirrup]

It's 5% per stack per rank

So rank 4 is 20% per stack up to 60%

Very rank dependent

It used to be 60% per stack for a little while

Was nuts

[obsidian prairie]

What’s the main weaknesses of an ironhelm?

[obtuse stirrup]

Had a combat axe that was one shotting crushers

[obtuse stirrup]

It's a Thunder hammer. It's more well rounded than the Crucis but still suffers from being not great on hordes (although again better than Crucis there)

Slightly less boss damage than Crucis but less chance of a get down Mr president moment

[obsidian prairie]

And is it’s clear pattern heavy heavy block cancel or something else

Oh wait

Rembered

[obtuse stirrup]

Tbh not sure

[maiden path]

@frosty herald this is not a dao

[obtuse stirrup]

I am not a hammer man

[maiden path]

i found proof

[frosty herald]

istg

[maiden path]

thats a changdao

i think

[frosty herald]

its actualy a whip

[maiden path]

ur a whip

[indigo harbor]

The block and follow up on it is good, a shove followed by a partial sweep

[maiden path]

this how i be

24/7

7 days a week

365

just goated

[north sedge]

you're a german girl?

[maiden path]

no

am eva 01

or 02

[north sedge]

that is eva 2

[maiden path]

yea

i havent watched evengelion

imagine eva 01 with that cloak

[north sedge]

ok so you're the mother of said german girl who committed suicide after being incredibly mentally ill

[maiden path]

eva 02 sucks

[frosty herald]

i like rei's eva design

[maiden path]

no im the cool robot

[north sedge]

those are not unrelated

[maiden path]

i be eating angels and hsit

shit

om nom nom

[frosty herald]

evangelion is confusing

[north sedge]

oh so eva 1, mother of sad japanese boy

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/zeruel-evangelion-eva01-gif-25171650

om nom nom

this how i be

[frosty herald]

yeah thats eva 1

[maiden path]

erm yea ik..

[fleet zealot]

weird swing combos and -25% damage to empowered attacks

[frosty herald]

well

horizontal heavy 1 heavy 2 overhead heavy 3

you could loop it by activating heavy 1 activating heavy 2

[stable cypress]

Push into heavy gives you h3 which is 10% less dmg than crucis iirc

[patent patrol]

I finally went for it and it was worth it.

I usually ran Martyrdom so this was out of reach. Transferred to a crit build recently so it became a lot more doable. And really easy.

[obsidian prairie]

The knife of all time

[maiden path]

whuts that quest again

or

penance

https://medal.tv/games/dark-and-darker/clips/i2KJMaV9Rts9TN20T/d1337HAxMoiy?invite=cr-MSxzdVgsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

i AM

NEO

THE ONE

MATRIX

[fleet zealot]

there isn't really true freedom

because if you only do what you want to do, you soon won't be able to do anything at all

[maiden path]

freedom is being able to jerk my shit in public and not get executed for it

[patent patrol]

Beat a mission in under 20 minutes on heresy+ with less than one wound worth of hp remaining.

[pale spindle]

I have one

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-dungeon-meshi-bleh-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-9708617323582582707

[patent patrol]

basically play a match on low hp constantly.

[maiden path]

jesus those penances fucking suck

never want to do them

[patent patrol]

It... wasn't that hard

surprisingly.

[patent patrol]

With the crit build I run my survivability is incredibly high.

shoutout to @spare talon for it

[obsidian prairie]

fuck

[random adder]

too small to see

[north sedge]

look close

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-happy-awkward-gif-15796710694053452148

[placid fiber]

Yeah, the fact power bonus damage and bonus damage are 2 seperate multipliers sucks

[random adder]

no, ass

[spare talon]

wow brunt

[opal sparrow]

I want to like that gun but I can't

Everytime I've tried it, its let me down

[misty nova]

The lack of zoom throws me off

[spare talon]

i honestly do better with less zoom

[misty nova]

And yeah, brunt's giving me similar weapons

Good stats with T2 blessings

[ornate bone]

is this good?

[placid fiber]

upgrade it to blue and see what the 1st blessing and perk are

that's a solid base, at least

[ornate bone]

it hits break points right?

[placid fiber]

That I couldn't tell you

I don't use the crusher

[ornate bone]

oof

[maiden path]

https://youtu.be/4nFPbQoZMxg?t=80

unrelated to chat

but what the fuck was he doing 😭

[ornate bone]

i know crusher has a stat that it needs to hit a break point?

[maiden path]

what fucking move was that

[placid fiber]

@ornate bone Try this

[visual stream]

Unless crowd control has a damage affect as well, I would assume the damage or power output would make up for the 6% missing pen

[fleet zealot]

crowd control doesn't do damage, but it does increase attack speed so your dps,

[visual stream]

I think if it was that tight then people would be talking about how hard they are to roll

[spare talon]

it does, but they honestly do not really matter
anything that doesnt die fast like trash do, can be easily crowd controlled, since the crusher excels at crowd control

with other weapons, breakpoints matter so you can kill them quickly before they pose a threat, with a crusher you already are killing them safely regardless, its literally the crusher

thats not to say the crushers damage output isnt good, it absolutely is, but getting it extremely perfect is not nearly as big a deal as other weapons, not even close

like darkpill pinged you on, the guide does have specific breakpoints with talents, perks, etc, if you really wanted to min max more than any of us do

[fleet zealot]

skullcrusher and perks mean more IMO

[placid fiber]

Wew, had half a week's worth of facial hair to shave off... It feels so much better to be clean shaven x.x

[vestal pine]

tried out the build, i like it but i eventually came back to just using 3 wounds instead

[placid fiber]

Each person plays differently. My build is specifically tailored around a person who gets panicked easily

You can make changes as you see fit, to tailor it to your playstyle

[spare talon]

tknives hitting trappers for 877 to the body is pain

[placid fiber]

You mean you didn't throw the 2nd already?

[vestal pine]

high noon of pressing grenade once more or you getting netted

[spare talon]

its just like
fuckin
23 damage off from a one shot regardless

[placid fiber]

Yeah, definitely sucks

[stable wing]

Just for fun, which chainaxe is better on the Zealot?

[placid fiber]

Yes

[stable wing]

excellent

[fleet zealot]

mk12 is easier, better with thrust blessings

[stable wing]

I wasn't sure if this was worth picking up

[fleet zealot]

mk4 is a bit more boring and weird, and favors straight slaguht headtaker

[stable wing]

hmmm ok

lol I have the 12 with slaughterer/headtaker

[fleet zealot]

the mod scores are good, but the perks and thunderous is pretty meh

[stable wing]

yeah eh

how about this one?

it has the headtaker/slaughter combo

mkxii

so I guess it has room to change out unarmored for something else if needed?

[fleet zealot]

mk12 does have a bruiser BP with lights with unarmored but that is prob better for vet

honestly i'd focus more on playing them and getting a feel for which one you like more

[stable wing]

I personally like the MK12 more just because the combos on it are so easy

i was just wondering about what to change out haha

[fleet zealot]

mk4 has strictly single target lights, sweeping heavies and push attacks, while mk12 is really straightforward, sweeping lights, strikedown heavy, stab push attack

[fleet zealot]

hmm unarmored to elites or unyielding, maybe carapace for the mk12, i'd check BPs in the meat grinder

as for the mk4, swap out thunderous for headtaker if you can, and upgrade one of the perks

[stable wing]

Sounds good! Do I swap out slaughterer for like Thrust on the 12?

or nah

Also the MK4 is sitting in Melk's shop, so if its bad I'll just leave it there for now haha

[random adder]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0IaOu8fHUlM

[misty nova]

Mk4 might be my favorite

[stable wing]

[opal star]

I finally stopped to look at my finances and

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

I've come so far man

[stable wing]

bro got saw'd

[opal star]

the captain's shield really just is The Worst Thing Ever

[lethal lance]

give it bac k to Hadron, and obtain blessings

[misty nova]

I do believe the zealot with the mk12 did the heavy lifting

I just light spammed

💀

[north sedge]

Still shreds it

[obsidian prairie]

This thing is dumb and so close but works

also low crowd control

Looking for a build for it btw

[maiden path]

aint shit..

@spare talon show dat image of how much plasteel n shit u have

please

[spare talon]

this is what i got atm

have to keep buying the commisary skins cuz 25m dockets is the cap

[maiden path]

sit da fuck down!!!

gett outta here!!!

we high rollers in this bitch!!

[spare talon]

im also considering changing my characters height
shes been minimum height this entire time

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah min heights a bitch

My zealot is about average now

[spare talon]

but also like
tiny goblin
zoomie and kill thing
funnee

tiny angry lady

[obsidian prairie]

Yeah

but

Headshots

[spare talon]

now i have to genuinely weigh the pros and cons of it
funy vs genuine gameplay improvement

this is so difficult

[obsidian prairie]

Do you have a Ironhelm build btw

Or specific things it should hit

[spare talon]

i do not, cant stand the thammers

[obsidian prairie]

Sounds like you

[spare talon]

yea

[opal star]

can't let a guy be happy :(

[spare talon]

i certainly tried, but theyre just not for me

[spare talon]

i was there before
30k plasteel is a decent hoard
and itll just keep growing

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sims-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-fallout-jingle-jangle-jingle-dancey-dance-gif-5945271315277965343

Your zealot

[spare talon]

yeah exactly

its so funny

and if its not funny, then whats the point

[maiden path]

my zeqlot

zealot

max height

i have no issues with headshots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SboTM2PFLDY

this game better be on some interactive sim bullshit

[spare talon]

tiny angry lady

[placid fiber]

have you tried this?

[placid fiber]

the surprise rager at the end x.x

[placid fiber]

Shove harder

[opal star]

shovel clonk

[spare talon]

it goes in the SQUARE hole

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

[opal star]

pain

agony even

[spare talon]

brunt

dude

[fleet zealot]

moist

i'm praying hadron don't brick it

[stable wing]

👀

Oh yeah before I change anything on my mk12, should I keep slaughterer or Headtaker on it? It has both and I want to try out thrust but not sure which one to take out lol

[spare talon]

i could put it through the trash compactor, yeah

i have more than enough plasteel to give it a go

and its complete ass

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmQN635Rheo

[cerulean moth]

So happy four you!..now have you reported that income to the Mourning star taxation office?

https://tenor.com/7Vmo.gif

[random adder]

300k plast and I have to gamble each weapon mission by mission

you are insane

[maiden path]

zsomg is the bunisher

[cerulean moth]

what does the bunisher bunish?

[opal star]

THEYLL NEVER GET A CENT OUTTA ME

Not after the great plasteel drought of 2023

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bT06t.gif

GIVE ME THE TAXES GRAAAAAAAAHHH

[opal star]

TAXES ARE TYRANNY

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/vHW1PZFWURR.gif

[ivory marlin]

Guys my tattoo is almost fully healed

Time to get more 😈

[cerulean moth]

put a cross hair on your as-

[craggy python]

oh yea i should get an aquila tramp stamp

[ivory marlin]

No

[fleet zealot]

no way

post the body

[ivory marlin]

I already have a symbol of a god

Shout out my work bathroom im currently cleaning

[opal star]

heresy symbol....

[fleet zealot]

why would you lock skullcrsuehr and crit chance

it ain't even a chsword that has 0 crit damage falloff

[vestal pine]

goofy use relic every 10 second ahh build

[fleet zealot]

and it's 65% damage into FLAK you know what that sword is right

then go rampage for the power

[vestal pine]

shred

[fleet zealot]

you the one that locked skullcrusher

[vestal pine]

other was devastating strike

do you want that over skullcrusher

[fleet zealot]

i pray for your flak damage 🙏 kindred

[vestal pine]

idk why but it kinda kills maulers so

eh

[vestal pine]

oh yeah wrong image

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/face-palm-panda-ugh-disappointed-upset-gif-18535718

sorry for your loss

[spare talon]

completely and utterly fucked raw

[fleet zealot]

you didn't eveng et thrust 4

damn hadron

[vestal pine]

anyway @fleet zealot this is what i used to use

cooldown build

and then i found out that mk7 is fun to use

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsdXUx61un8

[cerulean moth]

one of dem fucked up gender symbols

[vestal pine]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

this feels bad

[fleet zealot]

excuse me

keep the genders out away from nurgle

[spare talon]

oh my god stop bringing politics into my video games
im gonna quit darktide and go play a true apolitical game like bioshock or fallout nv

[north sedge]

my favorite is when they say cod

[median steeple]

I wish I could find that asmon clip

everytime I see something about him its against my will

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ilkka-villi-alan-wake-2-alan-wake-gif-11234315206845599876

[ivory marlin]

Shout out my work bathroom im currently cleaning

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-alan-wake-2-ahti-yoton-yo-yötön-yö-gif-18443240340839573790

[spare talon]

it honestly hurts when he says something thats just true

tho they tend to be the most bare bones, the sky is blue statement

but still

[atomic latch]

do blessings carry over to all characters?

[spare talon]

yes

[atomic latch]

tight

thanks

[spare talon]

you cant put an uncanny from a knife you got on zealot onto a dueling sword on psyker tho, that limitation is the actual blessing pool/weapon type

but a surgical from revolver on zealot to a revolver on psyker is perfectly fine

[median steeple]

During the Xbox showcase and when they showed the MGS remake he said "I hope they don't add politics"

Brother is the same level of intelligence as an amoeba

[spare talon]

youd sound more sane saying "man i hope the presidential election debate doesnt have politics crammed in it"

[north sedge]

Post credits scene where snake is preparing to hit the campaign trail

[atomic latch]

are blessings earned only for that particular weapon?

[spare talon]

for the weapon archetype

[atomic latch]

damn

[spare talon]

these are two different archetypes

[atomic latch]

i destroyed a decent power sword for the t4 of the blessing that gives extra weakpoint dmg

wanted it on my twohanded chain sword 🥺

[spare talon]

these two are the same archetype, and so they share the same blessing pool

[atomic latch]

ok

thanks

[spare talon]

you can check gameslantern to see blessing pools

cuz if it was complete mix and match, the code would probably break

[fleet zealot]

True apolitical game mgs

[spare talon]

like how would this flamer attack even properly work on other ranged weapons

[fleet zealot]

Also kendrick fucking killed drake (metaphorically)

[spare talon]

or this chain weapon blessing on non-chain weapons

i think dclaw would be funny if it had precog

just start absolutely obliterating shit lmao

@atomic latch oh yeah, other reason why
some blessings that are the same have different values on different weapons

[vestal pine]

tbh

bloodletter on catachan would be

very good

[spare talon]

i mean
it would be very niche

[vestal pine]

yes

[spare talon]

i can think of very few instances where it would actually be worth it

[vestal pine]

id use it constantly tbh

[spare talon]

ragers and bulwarks only tbh

anything else dies too fast, or gets to 16 stacks anyway with scourge

[vestal pine]

bleeding crushers without rending is a meme

but probably good

[spare talon]

not in the slightest

[vestal pine]

damage is damage

unless we get rending with parry its eh

[spare talon]

itll deal less than 500 damage if you let all 16 stacks run its course

which at that point, just use something else

[vestal pine]

sunder would be cool

[ivory marlin]

If lifted trucks have 0 haters im dead

Probably because one hit me

Heart is racing rn

No lights all black truck runs a red light as im crossing

If i didnt hear him going 90mph and back step a bit he would have hit me

[fleet zealot]

Huh

[fleet zealot]

No

[maiden path]

do u get it

[fleet zealot]

It ain’t meaningful damage

[maiden path]

do u get it

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-in-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-chilchuck-tims-chilchuck-chucklefuck-gif-11857385911049852695

[maiden path]

moron!

https://tenor.com/view/columbo-columbo-detective-jumpscare-gif-25091256

[ivory marlin]

Hi beb

[fleet zealot]

Columbo would beat death note

[maiden path]

no the fuck he wouldnt

[maiden path]

hello

columbo could NOT beat death note

columbo is smart but he aint L smart

[fleet zealot]

How dare you slander columbo

[ivory marlin]

Im on the ferret’s side and idk what death note or who columbo is

[fleet zealot]

Good instincts

[maiden path]

death note was bullshit from episode 1 cause wtf do u mean he found out a suspect by using the fucking time people were killed

actual insane shit

[obsidian prairie]

The only thing I’ve seen of death note is a scene where someone edited out the internal dialouge

And it’s just 2 characters staring at eachother for like minutes before saying like 2 sentences then staring again

[fleet zealot]

It’s cause it is secret yaio

[spare talon]

game just crashed as we were walking to extract

THEY WAITED

[spare talon]

bomb

[ivory marlin]

Did you get a good roll on your ergo sum?

Mine got like amplified rounds or some shit

[vestal pine]

eh no

[ivory marlin]

Fair enough

[fleet zealot]

Bleed literally will only maybe get kill credit for a crusher without rending cause it’s a dot

[vestal pine]

yeah

[fleet zealot]

The damage it does is shit by the time it ticks down you’d prob do more smacking his big head

[vestal pine]

its a addition, doesnt really unmake itself

[fleet zealot]

Hell the only weapon that can do bleed rending prefers no bleed damage

[vestal pine]

not like rampage would work on a crusher

[vestal pine]

lacerate knife korean on

[spare talon]

but you literally ideally dont want to be using a devils claw on a crusher anyway

[fleet zealot]

Because it sucks in comparison to just doing push attack spam

[vestal pine]

true

i wish it did more damage to the crusher so its not just a stupid gimmick

[fleet zealot]

Parrying a crusher is a flex but it’s not hard to dodge

[spare talon]

so why would you build away from its strength
granted this is a pretend blessing, but still the point stands

[fleet zealot]

Bleed should always be a bit of a stupid gimmick

[vestal pine]

tbh i dont think there is a really good blessing for catachan

[spare talon]

shred

[fleet zealot]

Huhhh

[vestal pine]

true but it does good damage

[fleet zealot]

Shred, rampage?

[spare talon]

shred and rampage are both some of the best blessings in teh game

[spare talon]

it really doesnt

[fleet zealot]

Wrath? Sweep?

[vestal pine]

shred and some kinda cleave blessing whether that be rampage(power so cleave) or wrath

[fleet zealot]

It does damage, it isn’t good, it’s dps is low and slow which isn’t needed

[vestal pine]

i dont think most of them are substantial

[fleet zealot]

If the game had less instant damage bleed would be better

[fleet zealot]

What?

[spare talon]

no idea what game youre playing

36% more damage for literally free

[vestal pine]

195 damage a tick so its fine in my eyes

[spare talon]

20% crit chance on a crit weapon for free

[fleet zealot]

Hey now your blade isn’t getting stuck and now your crit rate is around 75%

[vestal pine]

mainly use catachan for crit reduction so i might be scuffed

[spare talon]

it is impossible to reach 195 damage with bleed per tick without external damage buffs

[fleet zealot]

Just do more damage

[vestal pine]

aside from like shred i dont think its substantial by itself

[spare talon]

in fact, most enemies will only be taking about half of that

[fleet zealot]

The game is not in a state like jfc

[vestal pine]

uncanny

[fleet zealot]

This is dclaw/no rending we are talking about

[spare talon]

and even if you try to pull uncanny, i know youre talking about pairing it with lacerate, which is literally conflicting with each other

[vestal pine]

that specific commentchain was about knife wasnt it
anyway for dclaw i still think it does decent job on its own

[fleet zealot]

“I use catachan for crit reduction” you get 55% from talents and 20% from shred you aren’t going to be dropping your DR in combat

[north sedge]

Ah another bleed discussion

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wave-happy-awkward-gif-15796710694053452148

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-evil-laugh-evil-laugh-gif-4076853

[vestal pine]

large swings is the main part imho

[fleet zealot]

195 ain’t nothing needed when push attacks

[spare talon]

started with the idea of catachan parry if it could have bloodletter

[fleet zealot]

Literally easy asf to melt crushers with a knife faster than bleed can get tics in

[spare talon]

and can be greatly buffed with blessings, ones that are not bleed