#zealot-class

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median steeple
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however wukong is fucking goofy and I love him for that

placid fiber
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What's a ||toy story||?

maiden path
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black myth looks fucking sick

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its wukong

sterile stone
maiden path
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literally just a monkey man

open pollen
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Dude, Animal Well already came out

sterile stone
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How old are you

placid fiber
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30

frosty herald
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LMFAO

maiden path
median steeple
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20 DECADES !

sterile stone
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HOWWWWWWWWWWW

placid fiber
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I know what toy story is lol

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I was joking

sterile stone
left iron
open pollen
frosty herald
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No gameplay trailer just the 5th cinematic trailer the game has

sterile stone
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You're going to Antartica

median steeple
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it had a gameplay trailer ages ago

frosty herald
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I know

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But it looked simple imo

median steeple
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didnt people get to play it last year?

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i dont remember

placid fiber
sterile stone
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Oh wait

median steeple
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I fuck with owls

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love them

sterile stone
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That's the owl from Winnie the Pooh

placid fiber
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It really is lol

open pollen
left iron
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Do not the owl

placid fiber
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^

maiden path
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top down metroidvania rougelite with pixel art and a story about loss with multiple endings guys are u ready

placid fiber
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@left iron So, Ice, am I dead yet?

maiden path
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its goinna be 3 quintillion dollasr

frosty herald
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This game is apperantly pret good

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Once human

sterile stone
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Speaking of expensive games

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Star citizen

median steeple
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THAT SENTENCE MEANS NO WHERE CLOSE TO WHAT YOU THOUGHT

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you fucking sicko

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death

maiden path
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idk half the games on here

median steeple
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holy shit darktide mentioned

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YES

frosty herald
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YES

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LEDS GOO

maiden path
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wtf

placid fiber
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What's a dakrtied?

maiden path
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wheres it getting mentioned

median steeple
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peak has arrived

open pollen
maiden path
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im watching it on vargskelathors

open pollen
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Draw fake eyebrows on them while they sleep

frosty herald
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FOR ULTRAMAR!!!

median steeple
frosty herald
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Big day for groomers

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The persona 5 art director

sterile stone
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Ayooo?

placid fiber
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God my cat is doing her thing with her paws where they do like a 180 degree turn

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It makes my wrists hurt

open pollen
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My cat got their claw stuck in their scratching post today.

frosty herald
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Ah yes

placid fiber
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lol

maiden path
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are they not gonna translateoh

sterile stone
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You think Darktide woulda hit different as a isometric twin stick horde shooter

maiden path
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i think it'd be fucking hilarious if they just didnt translate

frosty herald
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speaking in global language

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Thank you youtube captions

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Archetypes aka smt demons

open pollen
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Also, I had a nightmare where my sibling gave my cat a nose piercing and when I asked "WHY!?" all they said was "Now they look more like Shadow the Hedgehog" who, last I checked, did not have a nose piercing.

placid fiber
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o_o'

frosty herald
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Watch jack frost getting into the game

placid fiber
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I had a dream, a couple days ago, where i was driving and I ran 2 red lights lol

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Didn't even see the 1st one

open pollen
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Did you get pulled over?

placid fiber
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Nope

open pollen
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Nice!

maiden path
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guys its medievel persona

placid fiber
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Nearly t-boned a suv tho

maiden path
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when does dante from the devil may cry series show up

misty nova
frosty herald
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Atlus will never make a protag that looks as cool as demi fiend

misty nova
median steeple
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AUGH

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I HATE VR!

placid fiber
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VR sucks

frosty herald
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Did you hear

open pollen
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It does. I am saying this as a VR enthusiast

frosty herald
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Suicide squad lost 200 mil

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And rocksteady is reportedly shutting down

placid fiber
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I am not a VR enthusiast and I know it sucks, without having touched it

sterile stone
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VR chat furry

median steeple
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I think you should fall off a bridge!

placid fiber
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I've seen the sad attempts for good vr games...

open pollen
frosty herald
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Good batman va tho

placid fiber
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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being able to proc devour radient cure and amplified from 1 ability is goated

maiden path
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guys

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batman vs rat man

ivory marlin
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i love prismatic

frosty herald
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This has to be virtua fighter

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Oh ffs

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Street fighter

placid fiber
frosty herald
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Hollup tho

sterile stone
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I don't think they're making another

frosty herald
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Mai my queen

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Awh hell nah is that bison

open pollen
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I am glad we're all watching this together. These kinds of shows bore me to tears otherwise.

placid fiber
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considering one is a freaking machine

median steeple
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bro got his ass beat

placid fiber
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but of course, why wouldn't the fucking rainbow pony beat the giant machine? -_-

frosty herald
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Another roguelike with the slay the spire system

open pollen
frosty herald
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WAAAAAAAA

median steeple
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dragonball game no way

open pollen
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I could also pick up boxing, but punching is way more fun than being punched

frosty herald
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GOKU BLACK

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AND BUU

placid fiber
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What's funny is when the brony is rooting against the mlp character

left iron
frosty herald
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A GOOD STORY MODE FINALLY

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The cell saga

placid fiber
open pollen
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If anyone could lose to a small flying horse.

frosty herald
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Aint no way

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OCTOBER 11TG

placid fiber
open pollen
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At least according to the cartoon

median steeple
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another extraction shooter AAAA

placid fiber
open pollen
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I mean, that's a recurring joke in the cartoon. No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like starscream.

frosty herald
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No i will not play a generic milsim free2play game

median steeple
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another US Army recruitment ad!

open pollen
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I think we've reached the point where all these realistic looking games are starting to blend together.

frosty herald
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Show me shadow of the erdtree

open pollen
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Do NOT show me shadow of the erdtree.

frosty herald
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I thought it was falujah lmao

placid fiber
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I'll show you the shadow of my erdt- wait...

frosty herald
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Anddd its all over my screen

placid fiber
placid fiber
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💯

open pollen
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Indeed. Capital joke

placid fiber
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I'm dying over here lol

median steeple
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I will buy your monitors if they werent a quadbilliongorillion dollars little company

placid fiber
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If I don't make it, tell my wife

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Hello

open pollen
placid fiber
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I won't be long at this rate

open pollen
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I died from my sides splitting open

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From the sheer force of my chortle

obsidian prairie
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What even happened

open pollen
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Is this the Hades 2 people were talking about?

maiden path
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indie rougelite with metroidvania elements with a sad story and pixel art

frosty herald
median steeple
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Holy fuck a gundam game

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unless

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im fucking stupid

frosty herald
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Trying to make a mech game after ac6

median steeple
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I AM

frosty herald
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Pretty bold

placid fiber
maiden path
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holey shit guys its armored core!!

frosty herald
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Btw its a pvp game

placid fiber
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ew

placid fiber
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You lost me at pvp

frosty herald
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Har har har har har

placid fiber
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I hate pvp

maiden path
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five nights at jimmys

placid fiber
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Jimmy Johns...?

median steeple
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tonal whiplash

placid fiber
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Jimmy's Johns...?

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o_o'

maiden path
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five nights at crisol theater of the

open pollen
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That house of dolls thing looked interesting. Survival horror is one of my jams.

frosty herald
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Ooooo

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Its a bunch of different gsmes

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I thought it was a game within a game situation

maiden path
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indie rougelite metroidvania ps2 graphics with a sad story and horror elements with multiplke endings guys.......

open pollen
median steeple
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ok but hear me out

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control 2 tease please

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or Alan wake 2 DLC tease

maiden path
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control 2 is NEVER coming out boy

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please welcom jason vorhees to the stage

open pollen
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Is Blumhouse the place where folks store their excess blums?

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You know, after the blum harvest

median steeple
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NEVER call me boy you fucking ANIMAL

placid fiber
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Apparently yamato knows how to assassinate me and Hammer lol

maiden path
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FNAORF 2

placid fiber
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I'm still getting over that

open pollen
placid fiber
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^

frosty herald
open pollen
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I *would * like more murder in my farming sims

frosty herald
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Zzzzzz

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Show the next game alr

open pollen
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You're right, now if they put farming in my murder sims, then we'd be talking.

median steeple
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no fuckign way

frosty herald
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A

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WHAT

open pollen
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I donnae believe it

placid fiber
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What is it?

median steeple
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a fucking power rangers game is insane

maiden path
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pixel art, metroidvania, rougelite, farming, horror elements, indie, relatable story,

placid fiber
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Oh God

maiden path
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perrefec game ever

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aint no one care about no power rangers.....

frosty herald
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Sidescroller beat em up power rangers game

placid fiber
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Wow, really?

open pollen
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Real turtles in time vibes

placid fiber
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I get that reference hah

frosty herald
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Indie game about depression number 2054

maiden path
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trust me its good.......

median steeple
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casual eldritch abomination

frosty herald
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Is this just going to be a walking sim

open pollen
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Reminded me of that

frosty herald
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Wow what a creative title

maiden path
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indie pixel art metroidvania rougelite game with farming, horror elements a relatable story side scroller top down

frosty herald
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Deer & boy

maiden path
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no game will top inside

frosty herald
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KINGDOM COME

maiden path
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inside my beloved

frosty herald
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Holy shit

median steeple
open pollen
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I too, enjoyed the katamari games, beb.

frosty herald
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The warhound is back

maiden path
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henrys come 2 see us!

frosty herald
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Henry has been on a mewing streak

open pollen
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All the fun of the dark ages with only a fraction of the desentry

median steeple
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show me more handcannon gameplay please

maiden path
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henry has started mewing and blacksmithing

placid fiber
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My wife brought home water 😮

frosty herald
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This game is shitting on blooper team's remake

open pollen
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Fucking love water

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can't live without it

placid fiber
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Same

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Literally lol

maiden path
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guys its evil within 3

placid fiber
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I had to drink milk earlier in place of water T_T

open pollen
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Oh, I am a bit keen on this

frosty herald
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The fuck is this lmao

open pollen
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New entry into the Driv3r franchise

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Driv3r: Tokyo Slithering

frosty herald
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Nvm

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This looks rough

open pollen
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Yeah, a bit

random adder
open pollen
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BUT YOU CAN PLAY AS A DOG!?

maiden path
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ok this game looks cool

frosty herald
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I thought it was that japanese game with the demon flowers and stuff

median steeple
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peak has arrived

open pollen
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Oh hey, killer bean!

maiden path
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KILLER BEAN

open pollen
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Everyone go home, we've done it.

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We've beat gaming.

maiden path
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its max bean

frosty herald
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Early acces

placid fiber
frosty herald
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Big sleep

maiden path
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KILLER BEAN

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3RD PERSON

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ROUGE;LITE

random adder
open pollen
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PIXEL ART
HORROR ELEMENTS

maiden path
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does armored core have denuvo

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6 i mean

open pollen
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Ew I hope not

maiden path
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its alreayd out

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asking cause I might get it

frosty herald
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It dont

open pollen
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Aye, it's on my "To Buy" list

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Oh?

frosty herald
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It has easy anticheat

open pollen
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Ah, that one's also not too good.

maiden path
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how many gbs

random adder
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what's denuvo?

frosty herald
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Ac6 is insanely good tho

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Like 30 gigs

maiden path
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hehe

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guess who;'s playing armored core 6

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after no more heros

open pollen
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Lot of climbing games as of late.

median steeple
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put some fucking shoes on!

placid fiber
frosty herald
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Emulate for answer first tho

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To give you a taste

open pollen
maiden path
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looks cool i guess

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no

placid fiber
open pollen
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Return to monkey already

maiden path
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death hanging..

open pollen
frosty herald
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Why is she trying to go super saiyan

open pollen
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Because they're trying to not die.

maiden path
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this games gonna have a mod

placid fiber
maiden path
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to remove the voice

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first day

open pollen
placid fiber
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ac6 is a great game, I've seen a full playthrough of it

maiden path
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these indie games look fucking garbage

placid fiber
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It is indeed very good

open pollen
maiden path
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can we get an indie dev who wants to make something that NORMAL people would want to play

frosty herald
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Kill knight

maiden path
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where the hack and slash indie games

open pollen
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HOLY SHIT, STANLEY PARABLE?

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Damn, now I have to play it :c

maiden path
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wonder stop looks fucking garbage

frosty herald
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open pollen
maiden path
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this sounds fucked

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but indie devs need to stop trying to make a relatable story

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just say fuck it and make the most absurd metal gear ass story

frosty herald
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Aint no way

open pollen
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I would normally agree if I didn't think this would probably be a metal gear ass story

frosty herald
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They pulled out the generic white girl music

north sedge
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ah, street fighter 6 season 2: Capcom vs. Snk 3

open pollen
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Or, well, metal gear rising

maiden path
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the main character is made of nanomachines and can turn into a walking gun

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do some psycho shit

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metal gear risings story is hilarious

frosty herald
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Capcom

maiden path
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cause it fucking sucks

frosty herald
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Istg

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They showed up

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Advertised a sale

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And dipped

maiden path
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the entire story of metal gear rising is forfeit when the people your fighting are child killers

open pollen
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We'll circle back to this topic after I play Wanderstop.

maiden path
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they cant try and go 'actualy were the good guys.. just ignore the room filled with child brains'

open pollen
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Um, actually, that was the first step our protag took on his path to embracing his darker "Jack the Ripper" personality.

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Nah, I'm just playing, story was bad. But it was also crazy.

frosty herald
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"Wishlist now"

obsidian prairie
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A story doesn’t need to be good, only entertaining

frosty herald
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Doesnt show actual gameplay

maiden path
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too many sentimental games

frosty herald
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Looter shooter zzzzzzzz

maiden path
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not enough violent murder gore games

open pollen
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I feel like looting and shooting is too generic a concept to gets it own genre.

frosty herald
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Chatgpt show me sci fi cities and ships

open pollen
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But I sympathize with the sentiment

median steeple
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looter shooter is already a genre

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its been one for over a decade

open pollen
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Aye, doesn't mean I agree with it

median steeple
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well your opinion is WRONG

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and you should feel bad

open pollen
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I also don't agree with the term "Action adventure"

frosty herald
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I love when they show no gameplay

open pollen
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Like shit, look out, this adventure's gonna have some ACTION in it

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Wait, it comes out in a month and they didn't have any actual gameplay to show?

maiden path
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balls to the wall insane game with no good story when

open pollen
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Oh no

median steeple
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amog us

frosty herald
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AMONG US

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AM

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OGU

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S

maiden path
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i think the summer game shit would be 10x better if they could actually say what they think

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just after a trailer 'what a load of fucking garbage'

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'lets get kojima on stage'

median steeple
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beb please go take nap little bro

maiden path
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no..

median steeple
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you're cranky

maiden path
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AMOUNGUS 4

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i wish e3 wasnt ended

median steeple
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fuck e3

maiden path
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e3 is the only place u could get interesting big budget games

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i dont wanna see the same indie game 40x

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untill i get to see kojima

open pollen
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Outersloth and Bigmode reinventing early 2000's publishing

maiden path
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atleast we get among us

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holey shit its hideo kojima in amoungus

median steeple
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amog us 2

open pollen
frosty herald
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Imma be real

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None of these games had an oomph

open pollen
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I'd rather you be ethereal

frosty herald
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Just a mild ok

open pollen
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But I would agree.

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very mid.

maiden path
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get suda51 on stage

maiden path
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amogus

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what if this is the best piece of videogame media ever

frosty herald
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The worst sonic game name

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Sonic x shadow

open pollen
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Delving into Kingdom Hearts territory with that name.

sterile stone
obsidian prairie
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Oh my gods that is bad

open pollen
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Ah, now I see what you mean. That is also bad

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Holy shit, guys, this game has sand

open pollen
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A whole handful of it

maiden path
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that is timothy chalamet

sterile stone
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@ivory marlin Gotta play hunt one of these days

maiden path
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real

sterile stone
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I will teach you the ways

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Of the Mosin/Dolche

ivory marlin
frosty herald
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Is this an alt story of dune

ivory marlin
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being able to proc devour radient cure and amplified from 1 ability is busted and fun

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and i get woven mail too?!?!

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hell yes

sterile stone
median steeple
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you know what im interested but I need to see more

sterile stone
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Hence the reason for the Dune world to exist

sterile stone
median steeple
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idk it was an MMO but then I heard survival game

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it keeps changing

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I guess we'll see more in august

sterile stone
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I heard there will be gun

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But then the lore says guns are useless

frosty herald
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So uhh

open pollen
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And this trailer did confirm sand

frosty herald
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Wheres the gameplay?

sterile stone
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But then the trailer has a guy with a flame thrower

open pollen
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MAYBE THATS WHY THE GUNS DON'T WORK

median steeple
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I need another BF 2142

open pollen
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THEY GOT SAND IN EM

sterile stone
frosty herald
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How the fuck did that trailer signify its an rts

sterile stone
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What

maiden path
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🤓

open pollen
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Was a very comedic reveal

median steeple
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bro when has like any trailer makes it look like an RTS

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ever seen a starcraft trailer

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the only one I can think of that does that is like HW2

frosty herald
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Obv a spiritual successor to dow 3

open pollen
sterile stone
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Wait

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I think I'm watching the wrong thing

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The fuck are y'all watching

frosty herald
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The finals is like the only fps pvp shooter people like

median steeple
sterile stone
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Game is dead as fuck

median steeple
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its on the finals now

open pollen
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Lol, he missed

maiden path
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finals was cool for a bit

sterile stone
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Ok I goofed

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I tuned into IGN live

maiden path
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finals is legit kinda fun i cant lie

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but it is dead

maiden path
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ITS MAX PAYNE

steel agate
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I tried finals with my friends once as a medium, had a blast revivin my boys

sterile stone
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Advertisement for warframe 1999 onyoutube

steel agate
open pollen
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I hope steam gets AW2.

maiden path
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holey shit

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alan wsake 3

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and alan wakr 4

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sam lake has not aged a fucking day

open pollen
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I have a free copy of AW2 but... I really don't like epic.

median steeple
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sweet physical copies of AW2

sterile stone
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Why does this guy look like a mix of steve-o and ryan seacrest

frosty herald
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These are all just teasers right

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Were getting extended trailers for games right?

open pollen
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Tell me when this sections over. I donnae want to be spoilt

steel agate
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Only thing I’ve gotten from epic is darkest dungeon 2 before they had it on steam

median steeple
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

sterile stone
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Mans pogging out over Alan Bake DLC

open pollen
frosty herald
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Amazon games lmfaooooo

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Fuck outta here

open pollen
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Is it over?

sterile stone
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To do their UI for mw3

maiden path
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amazon game

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with pixies music

open pollen
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Ah, so I'm not missing much

maiden path
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HOLEY SHIT GHOST OF TSUSHIMA 2

frosty herald
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Lmfao

maiden path
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RLEEASING IN A WEEK

frosty herald
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Theyre making a new mmo

open pollen
frosty herald
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Like new world didnt milk the fanbase

median steeple
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its an expansion to new world im pretty sure

sterile stone
open pollen
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Noted

sterile stone
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MW3's UI is dogshit

median steeple
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Cods UI has been ass for so long

sterile stone
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Wait

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Stop

median steeple
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hopefully 6 will not be ass

sterile stone
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People still play NW?

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I thought that game died

median steeple
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yeah

frosty herald
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Is this whutering waves

maiden path
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DARK AND DARKER

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IS RE-ADDED TO STEAM

median steeple
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yeah but like

open pollen
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Are we watching the same thing?

maiden path
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@frosty herald yo, you wanna play dark and darker?

median steeple
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Idk who is even playing DaD

maiden path
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its a fun game

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also free......

maiden path
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wow ok..

sterile stone
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Honkai star rail got a update

maiden path
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dark and darker is fun as shit

sterile stone
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I bet that'll excite every thigh high user ot there

maiden path
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i can hide in shadows and stab someone to death

open pollen
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I like the music in this one

median steeple
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my favorite gambler is gonna be excited

maiden path
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slumber

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a cucumber

frosty herald
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Join us live on June 20th, at 6PM CEST | 12PM EDT | 9AM PDT to take a deep dive into Space Marine 2’s gameplay mechanics and learn more about the campaign, co-op and PvP modes.

open pollen
frosty herald
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Why is a skeleton bleeding

sterile stone
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They trying to revive DnD?

frosty herald
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WAIT

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How the FUCK

open pollen
frosty herald
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Did dark and darker get an official trsiler

maiden path
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yes

open pollen
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Aye

maiden path
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dark and darker fucks

frosty herald
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Did the legal issues get fixed

open pollen
#

I think beb is ahead

maiden path
#

nop

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u guys are ahead

sterile stone
#

They're adding bears to DnD

maiden path
#

the trailer is happening now

open pollen
#

I just got to the Dark and Darker bit

maiden path
#

its on steam again

open pollen
#

Oooh, thats how ye knew

frosty herald
#

That dragon sound was from elden ring lmao

open pollen
#

lol, back to the courts

median steeple
#

bro fromsoft uses stock sounds a lot

sterile stone
#

The attacks of DnD don't look punchy enough

maiden path
#

ill unironically play dark and darker

sterile stone
#

They look weak in that trailer

median steeple
#

ok but

sterile stone
#

Like hitting a brick wall with a wiffle bat

median steeple
#

show us more wilds stuff please

maiden path
open pollen
frosty herald
#

Capcom game

maiden path
#

general sam does videos on it.....

frosty herald
#

Maybe well get wilds after this

sterile stone
#

General Sam makes any game look fun

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That fucker coaxed me into buying Kenshi

maiden path
#

any game that im rewarded for hiding like a bitch and playing like a rat is good in my book

sterile stone
#

@placid fiber RoR I think is getting a update

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Or a new game

frosty herald
#

Welp

open pollen
#

These shows remind me that I'm only actually interested in a very slim subset of games.

frosty herald
#

Hyper light breaker still looks boring

sterile stone
#

Nevermind

frosty herald
#

Early access lmao

sterile stone
#

Hyper light looks exactly like RoR

median steeple
#

I love these type of games where you just beat your friends

sterile stone
#

Getting molly wopped by a corgi

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What a time to be alive

frosty herald
#

Wait

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This dude seems familiar

open pollen
#

Lol, the zoom on the lady getting fired

sterile stone
#

MR.Noodle getting yelled at

median steeple
#

very cryptic

sterile stone
#

The fuck was that about

median steeple
#

hmmm

open pollen
#

I think they forgot to mention the game

frosty herald
#

No actual game

maiden path
#

guys its skate 4

sterile stone
#

Oh

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Oh shit

open pollen
#

Oh cool

frosty herald
#

Skate 4

maiden path
#

idk what it is

frosty herald
#

Imma bust

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aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA

maiden path
#

oh wiat it is

steel agate
sterile stone
#

Is skate4 gonna be a GTA online scenario

frosty herald
#

Console playtesting

sterile stone
#

Multiple people in a lobby

frosty herald
#

Im dead

open pollen
#

Shame I prefered when skateboarding games were easy.

median steeple
#

still waiting for that samurai dinosaur game

sterile stone
#

Palworld

#

ffs

median steeple
#

ah yes the slave trade game

maiden path
#

?

frosty herald
#

Nintendo shills fuming rn

median steeple
maiden path
#

i liked it

median steeple
#

the one where dinosaurs evolved like samurai armor

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shit looks cool asf

frosty herald
#

Hit the oil rig lil bro

maiden path
#

exoprimal?

median steeple
#

no

maiden path
#

idk what u talking about then

frosty herald
#

Why is geoff so non excited

sterile stone
#

Valorant gamers

frosty herald
#

Theres no hype at the show

open pollen
maiden path
sterile stone
#

There's no way

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They're just showing random highlights from valorant

frosty herald
#

It looks so generic

sterile stone
#

No way

median steeple
#

holy moly new edater update

steel agate
open pollen
#

Valorant, for the people who think counterstrike should have more Overwatch in it.

steel agate
#

A heretic and a charged thunder hammer uwugryn

frosty herald
#

Csgo clips are 100x more hype

sterile stone
#

This shit looks sleeper as hell

frosty herald
#

Thats it?

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A console release?

maiden path
#

holy shit its the gas guy

sterile stone
#

Yep

steel agate
#

Cause-piss?

maiden path
#

this guy

sterile stone
#

Bruh this reminds me when CSGO went to xbox360

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That shit is gonna be so ass on consoles

#

Games with that gunplay don't play well on controller

frosty herald
#

See the community build the game and the sport

median steeple
#

GLORY TO THE CCP

frosty herald
#

Is known as the laughing stock of csgo likes and the edater game

maiden path
#

valorent is so boring holy shit

frosty herald
#

They should be shot for the killmonger haircut

maiden path
#

why is there so much valorentttttt

median steeple
#

all those type of games are a snooze fest

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csgo and val

#

I HATE CORNER PEAKING GAMES

frosty herald
#

A flat half of the players shown will be ousted as groomers or smt

sterile stone
#

We live in a strange time

frosty herald
#

Was that pokimane

open pollen
steel agate
maiden path
#

realising people play valorent is the biggest case of sonder ever

sterile stone
#

My favorite game

#

Doordash

maiden path
#

cause wtf do you mean real people with lives play valorent

visual stream
frosty herald
#

Oh fuck off

#

This clown ruined kiryu's voice

maiden path
#

he didnt ruin it

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but he was annoying after it

visual stream
frosty herald
#

Yup

visual stream
#

Fuck me you better be wrong

median steeple
maiden path
#

he did with what sega gave him but was being a BITCH after it

frosty herald
#

i earned kiryu

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Sure you did bud

median steeple
maiden path
#

did they just drop a fucking ad

frosty herald
#

They did

obsidian prairie
#

For what

sterile stone
#

Is this a mobile game ad?

maiden path
#

insane

sterile stone
visual stream
maiden path
#

they had a random ad for a samsung monitor

open pollen
#

Chang from Community has really fallen from grace.

obsidian prairie
#

Incredible

maiden path
#

this is another ad

median steeple
#

real life barbarian scares me

maiden path
#

i saw it on youtube

#

these arent even videogame trailers

frosty herald
#

This has to be the worst summer games fest

sterile stone
maiden path
#

HJOLY SHIT

#

NICKLEBAKC

median steeple
#

chris is just living the life doing whatever he likes

#

I vibe with that

frosty herald
#

Future games show and xbox please save the games fest

sterile stone
#

The guy in the background holding the sign

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Just existing

#

That's a mood

median steeple
#

shoutout to the lumberjacks

#

real recognizes real

maiden path
#

hideo kojima save me

sterile stone
#

AAHHHH

#

Monster Hunter

median steeple
#

oh fuck yeah

maiden path
#

MONSTER HUNTER

median steeple
#

now we're cooking monsters

maiden path
#

finally some real shit

frosty herald
#

AAAAAAAA

visual stream
#

More wilds info??

median steeple
frosty herald
#

Finally somethibg actualy good

maiden path
#

HOLY SHIT WHITE AND BLACK FATALIS HAD SEXO

maiden path
#

GREY FATALIS

open pollen
#

Is that like a Liger?

frosty herald
#

No beb fatalis will never be shown before g rank

median steeple
#

bring back lagi NOW

visual stream
#

Wake me up if you guys see insect glaive do something cool

maiden path
frosty herald
#

Exsu boksu seriesu excsu

median steeple
steel agate
#

I love me a good odogaron fight whatthefuck_heresy

#

Big red Clifford always keeps me on my toes

sterile stone
#

We fighting MONGOLIAN DEATH WORMS

sterile stone
#

LESSS GOOOOOO

maiden path
#

oh gross they have the wrist things

frosty herald
#

O shit

median steeple
frosty herald
#

Shush

open pollen
# median steeple

I know this is anti-pitbull, but I do like to think this is claiming the royals eat toddlers.

maiden path
#

fuck slinger.......

frosty herald
#

GLOP!!!

maiden path
#

drive by gloping

median steeple
#

cant wait for the cat puns to be voiced

visual stream
steel agate
frosty herald
#

Thats a very weird creature

open pollen
frosty herald
#

Wait

#

Thats the lagri skeleteob

median steeple
#

please

#

im begging

#

water monsters please

maiden path
#

HOLY SHIT ITS THE DRAGON HUNTER THING CONCEPT ART

sterile stone
#

Get outta here

maiden path
#

haha jk

frosty herald
#

Also a new electricity monster

sterile stone
#

We staying in the desert with this one

maiden path
#

where hideo kojima

frosty herald
#

I think its the flagship

median steeple
#

nah we fucking got Iceborne in world we can get a water based expansion later on

sterile stone
#

Another samurai game

sterile stone
open pollen
#

Commander Cleave, lol what a name

sterile stone
#

Well shit

maiden path
#

he had a straight sword!

frosty herald
#

its a chinese game

maiden path
#

idk if its chinese either

#

had that throat singing

sterile stone
#

I mean....

frosty herald
#

beb are you dumb

maiden path
#

are u

open pollen
#

Isn't that Mongolian?

frosty herald
#

its obv a chinese dao

sterile stone
#

Yeaaaaah

frosty herald
#

with a fire breating tiger

maiden path
#

HE'S USING A FUCKING STRAIGHT SWORD

#

A DAO IS NOT THAT LONG

frosty herald
#

and guess what

#

china used straight swords

maiden path
#

erm actualy

#

🤓

sterile stone
#

Aye my lofi game I have wishlisted

#

Is advertised

#

Ayee

frosty herald
#

day of the devs?

sterile stone
#

Yeah

maiden path
#

hideo kojima not showcased

#

horrible

median steeple
#

shi I forgot about day of the devs

frosty herald
#

miyazaki did get flown out to la

sterile stone
#

Makes sense

frosty herald
#

which means hes at the xbox showcase

open pollen
median steeple
#

on sunday

#

cant wait for the xbox games showcase and halo wars 3!

frosty herald
#

imagine kojima and miyazaki at xbox showcase

sterile stone
#

Ciah

frosty herald
#

cant wait for doom the dark ages

sterile stone
#

Are you just a major RTS nerd?

open pollen
#

Oh no, I stretched wrong and now I'm dying

median steeple
#

I play a couple here or there

frosty herald
#

i genuinely hope its a hexen reboot

sterile stone
#

No

#

Watch it just be Marathon

#

And only Marathon

#

Get fucked chungalunga

frosty herald
#

Fuck you

#

Dont mention that filth

median steeple
#

if marathon was gonna be shown it would be at the playstation showcase

open pollen
sterile stone
#

Oh idk

open pollen
#

Darn, my joke, t'was wasted

#

(The band's name is Chumbawumba)

visual stream
sterile stone
#

You'd think this wouldn't happen in real life

#

But I've seen people get their shit rocked by spin kicks in street fights

#

To be fair

frosty herald
#

Imagine you have a cute game

sterile stone
#

I don't think anyone expects you to do a spin kick

frosty herald
#

And suddenly it segways into kill knight

frosty herald
#

this has to be wilds flagship

#

something something this monster is causing the sandstorms with thunder

#

and then a bigger badder mosnter is the ACTUAL cause of the sandstorms

#

you know how monster hunter stories go

median steeple
#

ngl I saw the horns and for a split sec I thought it was alatreon but then killed that thought

open pollen
sterile stone
open pollen
#

I thought it was just hunting monsters and eating food cooked by cats

sterile stone
#

To earn the right

#

To work

#

To earn the right

#

To work

open pollen
#

To earn the right to GIVE
Ourselves the right to TRY
To earn the right to GIVE
Ourselves the right to DIE

frosty herald
#

kill monster that wasnt the actual monster and kill the actual monster causing bad thing to happen

#

all i will say

#

if an ac6 related trailer is shown

#

you will hear about it

open pollen
#

Thanks!

obsidian prairie
open pollen
#

I uh, don't get it

sterile stone
#

Imagine you're having a conversation with a random person

#

And out of nowhere

sterile stone
#

They hit you with a

#

"The fighters guild is recruiting new members"

steel agate
#

I’d def die to a pack of Jagras if I ever tried to live in the MH world KEKW_ogryn

obsidian prairie
#

Yeah, the humans in that world are built fucking different

steel agate
#

Most definitely

obsidian prairie
#

60 dollar meal platter gone in seconds

frosty herald
obsidian prairie
#

Yeah that seems reasonable

steel agate
#

Explains their bottomless stomachs loregryn

obsidian prairie
#

Eats a positively massive platter

#

10 minutes later

#

You can now eat again

maiden path
#

no more heros has decided to crash at the same point with no way to fix it

#

thank u pc port

gilded lintel
#

Is knife with charge good? Always ran it with stealth but kinda curious how good it is with charge.

coarse birch
#

yeah id agrue its best with charge

#

frequent crit on command is v good

obsidian prairie
#

Also the ability to safely close range or just ignore bursters occasionally is good

median steeple
#

I mean they burn a billion calories every day

sterile stone
#

Fair point

#

And to be fair

#

This ain't even the biggest meal

#

I swear there's a much bigger platter than this

gilded lintel
sterile stone
#

It's like a massive ass pot roast with other meats around it

obsidian prairie
#

The Grandma meal

sterile stone
#

Italian grandma meal

sterile stone
#

You can't sit there and act liek you wouldn't eat that

frosty herald
#

mannnn

obsidian prairie
#

I would eat that over the course of 2 weeks

fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

i would eat a cut of fatalis

sterile stone
fleet zealot
#

i love the camera sniff inspection

sterile stone
#

@median steeple I could be misremembering

#

But didn't you need to kill/capture certain monsters to get access to certain meals

frosty herald
#

i dont think so

obsidian prairie
#

You get some ingredients from quests

#

the meals getting bigger is a story progress thing

sterile stone
#

I coulda swore one meal required a Deviljo

#

Ohhhh ok

frosty herald
#

i think gathering spots and quests unlocked ingredients

open pollen
fleet zealot
#

bandit (not me bandit) in a new tube

sterile stone
#

Ok

#

I found it

#

It's called Chef's choice

#

The big fuck off sized meal

#

Wait nvm

obsidian prairie
#

They all look the same no matter whats in them

#

You could order all vegetable and still be served the massive pot roast

frosty herald
#

well 100% for sure get proper meals back

sterile stone
#

Ok hold on

#

Nah

#

Cause this one doesn't look like Chef's choice

frosty herald
#

think of wilds as generations was for 4 ultimate

sterile stone
#

This is the massive food platter one

frosty herald
#

it changes based on ingredients

#

i especially like the one where you grab a blob of melted cheese

sterile stone
#

Iceborne had some cook dishes

#

I kinda wish I actually got it now

frosty herald
#

capcom really made you hungry asf from the food alone

#

it just looks so tasty

sterile stone
#

On jah

#

Fams out here eating for a family of 10

#

Just to kill a single monster

obsidian prairie
sterile stone
#

And coming back home to do it again

open pollen
sterile stone
#

All that bread alone would incap a normal human

frosty herald
#

no clue

open pollen
#

Damn, trying to remember the name of that game.

median steeple
#

maybe in the earlier games but its been so long

open pollen
#

They even had seperate videos for cooking "rotten" meat.

#

DRAGONS DOGMA 2

#

thats it

sterile stone
#

Why cook the rotten mean tho

frosty herald
#

bro thats just real footage

open pollen
#

To see if they had a video for it

#

yeah, fmv

frosty herald
#

sadly the game SUCKS ASS

open pollen
#

is it no longer called FMV when a game uses real footage?

sterile stone
#

Bro know the food good when you got steam coming out your mouth

open pollen
#

I am old as time itself

frosty herald
#

harvester is fmv

open pollen
#

Args, are you a dragon or just living in a really cold climate?

sterile stone
#

I live in the center of hell

#

Aka

#

Texas

open pollen
#

Hell is in Michigan tho

sterile stone
#

Yeah but that's cause of the water

open pollen
grizzled aspen
#

Perks and blessings for knife and knife model?

#

I have about 250k to spend on trying to get a decent one from Brunt.

open pollen
#

Texas is weird because all I know about it is its Arizona hot in the summer and yet freezes over like Alaska in the winter.

frosty herald
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sterile stone
#

Not always

frosty herald
#

we are so back

sterile stone
#

Texas weather is like a EA lootbox

#

You never know what you're gonna get

#

But the chances of good weather is low

#

And awful weather is abundant

open pollen
grizzled aspen
#

Riposte?

#

Crit chance on successful dodge?

open pollen
#

There was one better than that. Riposte and Precog is on my knife and I recall that being considered suboptimal

#

Avoid Lacerate, Flesh tearer and Mercy killer, of course.

grizzled aspen
#

The only other one I could think of would be ruthless backstab.

#

Rending on backstabs.

frosty herald
open pollen
#

Maybe? Or executor. a 35% power boost seems good on paper.

#

But zealot does synergize with backstabs more.

#

Hmm.

#

Damn, the one time there isn't a zealot expert in the chat. Sorry.

grizzled aspen
#

Precog and ruthless it is.