or has an outburst of the tism
#zealot-class
frosty herald
smoky badger
Just from a third party perspective I'm gonna have to say that's the truth
north sedge
he's just hyper for whatever that is
smoky badger
Oh damn that looks good
fleet zealot
that looks edible, congrats stan
please do no elaborate so i can pretend you aren't a loss cause
coarse birch
stan has gotten a bit better recently
royal vortex
a story in 3 messages
coarse birch
the images are not in stans favor of not having autism
safe glade
which knife has more potential for a crit build with shroudfield?
note that I can still change either perk on the mk6
fleet zealot
which knife has more potential for a crit build with shroudfield?
left
oh mk6 vs mk3
that kinda just comes down to what knife you like most, tho i think the mk6 is better
safe glade
@fleet zealotwhats the difference between the mk3 and 6 apart from moveset?
and if I would take the mk6, what would you do with the perkks?
hushed knoll
You might. Gonna be real
I don’t
smoky badger
We shall see... we shall see... ya see?
left iron
fleet zealot
<@301217938306760704>whats the difference between the mk3 and 6 apart from moves...
move set mostly, mk6 has better cleave since it's slashes are heavies, but mk3 has better single target
hushed knoll
stan, have you ever been tested for neurodivergency
Yes
hushed knoll
We shall see... we shall see... ya see?
Huh
smoky badger
nothing
hushed knoll
Do u wanna Fite me
smoky badger
fite nite
frosty herald
safe glade
move set mostly, mk6 has better cleave since it's slashes are heavies, but mk3 h...
ait thx
I will stick with the mk3 for now since it has the better blessings
maiden path
@frosty herald u ever wanna play mhgu
it looks cool
and I wanna sink alot of time into something
frosty herald
via an emulator?
maiden path
i'd have 2 find out how to do multiplayert though ehehe
frosty herald
also do tell me how to emulate it ive never done it before and id love to be able to play symphony of the night rondo of blood and ac for answer
maiden path
wtf have u never emulated
frosty herald
nope
frosty herald
dont forget aria of sorrow
frosty herald
ps4 doesnt work i already know that
and a switch emulator is in the works but very very hard
maiden path
switch emulator works good
i used it
this guy has an emulator in the decription of this video
try godhand regardless
frosty herald
OH FUCK
maiden path
but using an emulator 2 do this will get u 2 know da basics
frosty herald
Meridia is fucking gone
frosty herald
I was just in time to see the black hole
maiden path
wtf i just deleted helldivers 2 for space 😭
coarse birch
switch emulator works good
yeah switch emulator has been pretty decent for a while
maiden path
wtf is anyhting else happening
coarse birch
i used to use it for smash ult so that i didnt have to use ults awful wifi
maiden path
is the new patch out
frosty herald
nah
maiden path
wtf useless
frosty herald
but the planet imploded into a black hole
and there are noises coming from the hole
and you can hear your ship creaking from the gravitational pull
We either get a new major order
Or the patch comes alongside illuminates
maiden path
maybe das why the patch is taking BULLSHIT LONG
cause they wanna drop illuminates with it too
spare dome
man i hope they release some new difficulties and i REALLY hope they make a 'classic' setting like the O.G. Helldivers
there's just no fucking tension in the gameplay for me when you have double-digit lives
median steeple
frosty herald
Mark my words
frosty herald
Illuminates are coming from the farsight system
everyone above meridia was ftl jumped to super earth
the entire fleet
Just got my medals
Seems like the backend is updated VERY fast
frosty herald
yknow
i have a hunch the foundry will be apart of the crafting rework
since we can "produce moebian steel of old"
obsidian prairie
We'll probably find a piece of archeotech that lets hadron modify things better
frosty herald
any time for the lliminates to appear now would be the best
im guessing either before midnight or tomorrow morning
obsidian prairie
We'll probably find a piece of archeotech that lets hadron modify things better
She is a technoarcheologist
median steeple
she is also an ass
obsidian prairie
Correct
ripe quest
there's just no fucking tension in the gameplay for me when you have double-digi...
It's funny seeing this when people are constantly like "game is too hard"
spare dome
idk im still coping with one thread that i read
where some dude spent legit four hours dumping on the uh
fucken ant-eater lookin AR
ajudicator
and then admits out of nowhere that he didnt know crouching reduces recoil
thats when i just
fukken peaced out forever
median steeple
sounds like a bunging of whingeing
spare dome
those are the loudest voices steering balance discussion right now
tbh arrowhead is not stupid enough to listen to them
but it's fucking unbearable
ripe quest
I'd love to get my hands on the balance of the Adjudicator. Would be the easiest shift ever to stop people complaining about it.
obsidian prairie
Why does the black hole make whale noises
frosty herald
Turning it into a proper stealth weapon
frosty herald
Why does the black hole make whale noises
Apperantly its very close to the sounds nasa captured from a black hole
ripe quest
I'd just swap the durable % between the Lib Pen and the Adjudicator. Then give the Lib Pen buffs in accordance to AR buffs when we get those, and make the Lib Pen have big uptime.
ripe quest
Why does the black hole make whale noises
There are a lot of squids in the black hole so it's reasonable to assume there'd be whales
obsidian prairie
They should disable your music while you are in orbit
spare dome
i just want to be challenged by the game again 😦
frosty herald
ripe quest
i just want to be challenged by the game again 😦
do like, hardcore solos or smth. 0% chance that they remove reinforcements.
spare dome
well not like, from all difficulties
obsidian prairie
https://youtu.be/NWBkZ3bMSV0?si=-6KDJuGvDJx-BtZ_
I knew they did that but I didn't remember what it sounded like
spare dome
tahts why i want like a classic diff15 or something
ripe quest
well not like, from all difficulties
0% chance that they remove reinforcements, period.
obsidian prairie
Really makes you feel the consequences of your actions
hushed knoll
0% chance that they remove reinforcements, period.
EXHILLIOUS 
ripe quest
EXHILLIOUS <:blobwaver:542837222387482663>
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-hl2-gif-23669224
maiden path
spare dome
0% chance that they remove reinforcements, period.
really i just dont want to be doing gimmicks, i want it to be out of the game's own merits. and hd1 could have your competent squad wipe out over a single bad rocket shot. wheredatension
ripe quest
really i just dont want to be doing gimmicks, i want it to be out of the game's ...
That tension was lost when they swapped from an arcade format to the 40 minute one. They wanted a different style of game.
spare dome
taking out strategem jammers would be a helluva thing if the mission folds when everyone dies
spare talon
guys do i make pizza rolls or redeem dominos points for a pizza
maiden path
hushed knoll
guys do i make pizza rolls or redeem dominos points for a pizza
Por que no los dos
hushed knoll
Why not just have a sink cheese session 
spare talon
a what
hushed knoll
Dough can you please xplain
north sedge
oh, well colin robinson is an energy vampire who gains sustenance from annoying people
and he spends an entire episode doing the updog thing
spare talon
oh, well colin robinson is an energy vampire who gains sustenance from annoying ...
savathun from destiny
fleet zealot
north sedge
sure except colin robinson is great
hushed knoll
oh, well colin robinson is an energy vampire who gains sustenance from annoying ...
NO
THE SINK CHEESE
spare dome
the whar
north sedge
oh, stan likes to eat shredded cheese over the sink
fleet zealot
why don't you just eat your shredded cheese, over the shredded cheese bag, or a bowl
huh
HUH
the more i think about it the worse it gets
north sedge
THE SINK CHEESE
hushed knoll
Oh my God
hushed knoll
the more i think about it the worse it gets
What's wrong with the sink
fleet zealot
What's wrong with the sink
lusty oar
the more i think about it the worse it gets
when you're done, you can wash your hands right away
maiden path
who da hell u talking bout boy..
frosty herald
Ogryn
hushed knoll
paper thicket
Which perk do you guys put on Zarona quickdraw?
Crit chance? or Dmg against certain enemy type?
obtuse stirrup
Usually elite maniac iirc
Definitely not crit chance
Since surgical lets you force crits already
Blessings are always handcannon surgical
paper thicket
Yup, I got blessing down, just need to replace the sprint efficnency
I guess I;ll do elite
Thanks!
obtuse stirrup
Elites is the most important iirc
paper thicket
okie!
maiden path
THOSE COMMIE BASTARDS BLEW UP SAN FRANCISCO
visual stream
net positive?
maiden path
NO
only real americans can blow up san fran
not some russians!!
thats our city to blow up with an orbital laser
!!!
visual stream
A very fair point
median steeple
limpid wraith
Listening to music with only one headphone in because you're afraid your parents are gonna get mad at you for not hearing them when they call your name
ornate bone
shred+ what other blessing for dclaw crit build?
shy river
rampage
obsidian prairie
What should I do with this
spare talon
shred+ what other blessing for dclaw crit build?
sterile stone
What should I do with this
Wait for image.png to load
May take 2 to 3 bidness days
spare talon
honestly you could do a lot
the biggest thing is changing fleshtearer to any other good blessing (precog, riposte, etc), since you could always change it back, and itd make the biggest difference in gameplay style
you could also change unarmored to flak
spare talon
What should I do with this
idk why it didnt reply to it
ivory marlin
May take 2 to 3 bidness days
Argus
sterile stone
No
ivory marlin
:(
sterile stone
colors dont make no sense......
fleet zealot
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
frosty herald
bring laser weaponry
merry perch
The heretics shall crash into my faith and break
maiden path
The heretics shall crash into my faith and break
pants dont work.........
too much silver while the rest of the outfit has it more sectioned
makes it look like u could only afford plated legs
merry perch
The only one I bought with my preorder cash haha
frosty herald
Fashion expert beb
maiden path
The only one I bought with my preorder cash haha
dont blame u..
they fuck hard
just not with that top
frosty herald
Imagine we get to see the black hole from planets near it
maiden path
they could work with this top
ornate bone
does rampage go harder than the cleave blessings
maiden path
they really need to just let us buy whatever premium cosmetic we want
fuck the rotating shop
ornate bone
real
maiden path
when the heck did this come out
ornate bone
i got the pirate costume
merry perch
they could work with this top
We'll see how hard the snow/ashe map cooks and i'll keep my eye out for this top love my heavy armor zealot
frosty herald
the snow map will go so unimaginably hard
vt2 started with a snow map so it has a very special place in my heart
spare talon
does rampage go harder than the cleave blessings
rampage is a power bonus (despite what it says)
so it is damage, impact, and cleave
spare talon
it wont be as big of a bonus in cleave as the cleave blessings
ornate bone
yeah
median steeple
pray and gamble
ornate bone
sell my soul to rnjesus
spare talon
now to find those blessings...
i genuinely hope you get lucky
we need more dclaw users in the world
ornate bone
a parry enthusiast huh, thoughts? #darktide-pics-vids message
stable wing
I've played this game since launch and still don't have Thrust IV for thunder hammer......
visual stream
I've played this game since launch and still don't have Thrust IV for thunder ha...
average thammer rolling experience
stable wing
yes
I remember one time like a year ago I saw a Thrust IV in the Milk Man's shop, but I didn't have enough money to buy it
I've never seen one again since.
spare talon
a parry enthusiast huh, thoughts? https://discord.com/channels/72707427672496540...
dh smacking is so fun
this was literally for the sake of 25 plasteel
spare talon
if you dont have anyone to back you up with damage you can still easily go down cuz of stamina issues tho
ornate bone
idk like when i first started playing I loved heavy sword IX but then I found out dclaw has a parry and never looked back
I use dclaw IV cos I think it has the best moveset
frosty herald
maybe fatshark should turn the tier 4 blessings in shops on again for a day
sterile stone
Fat Shark adding in a blessing shop
With tier 5 and 6 blessings
Only can be bought in said shop
Imagine
visual stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1235860180453949452/W...
That glugger ogryn was putting in some work LMAO
fleet zealot
frosty herald
ivory marlin
im adding that to my favorites
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/hedgehog-gif-26256018
frosty herald
Creature
sterile stone
Vampire beavers
frosty herald
ornate bone
i wish blessings u find and scrap on one weapon were also available on another weapon that has that blessing available
sterile stone
That's kinda how that works
frosty herald
On marks yeah
safe glade
Bruh if ciag wasn't already broken, I just discovered the dumdum + raking fire + ambuscade + anoint in blood + purge the unclean + 25% unyielding perk meme. Using it with knife on a shroudfield build
You kill bonbon in 2 mags
And with shroudfield you can stealth past gunner/elite packs and absolitely shred them
The dmg is so fkin stupid, nothing else even comes close
ornate bone
That's kinda how that works
no i mean across entirely different weapons, that have the same blessing
sterile stone
ornate bone
they dont transfer
only the blessings u get from scrapping X weapon type are available on that weapon type
ivory marlin
<:mhmmmSure:884219953010602006>
Did you like my art
sterile stone
No
ivory marlin
:(
sterile stone
ornate bone
what if I just dont touch it until the update
vocal pulsar
what if I just dont touch it until the update
That's what I would do
Get decent, not perfect weapons that you like
Then just wait for update
vocal pulsar
I've stockpiled 130k plasteel so far
frosty herald
Itemization is known as the crafting update right or?
north sedge
I've stockpiled 130k plasteel so far
can't wait for you to blow it on one chain axe or whatever
coarse birch
i think i have like 170k plasteel although i havent spent a ton in a bit
like 30k on ogryn weapons but after that nothign
which was like 2 months ago
vocal pulsar
@north sedge it will likely be spent on bolt pistols
frosty herald
My entire stock evaporating because of the pickaxe
maiden path
this is me btw
i am a giant old man
with a robot arm
i need 2 play asuras wrath and metal gear revengence after dis..
frosty herald
Asura's wrath needs to come out on pc
coarse birch
mankar simply likes to react
if i had to guess he is wondering why you are saying these things
frosty herald
Mankar is pondering
sterile stone
if i had to guess he is wondering why you are saying these things
Tis a simple beb manic episode
Tune in weekdays for more episodes
frosty herald
Mans cannot even share the things he likes
sterile stone
Mans cannot even share the things he likes
obtuse solstice
is the 3 cells in 5 secs penance bugged
median steeple
The best tank in the history of humanity
frosty herald
https://youtu.be/qypsTM8aWTE?si=wFkLmOt2XqZNP9YX @placid fiber
frosty herald
is the 3 cells in 5 secs penance bugged
no
obtuse solstice
we def did it in less than 5 secs but it didn't count
frosty herald
your team will most likely have had a difficult time listening to very simple instructions
maiden path
ornate bone
what is finesse damage, specifically from shroudfield
obsidian prairie
Weakspot
ornate bone
epicstyle
south folio
weakspot, crit, and crit-weakspot damage
sterile stone
your team will most likely have had a difficult time listening to very simple in...
Yams
south folio
+100% finesse damage = +100% on a weakspot, +100% on a crit, and +100% damage on a crit-weakspot
sterile stone
Lemme take 600 penance points from you
spare talon
what is finesse damage, specifically from shroudfield
its exactly what they said, which means weapons with good finesse multipliers like the knife, dclaw, and crusher do really well with it
there are also other sources of finesse damage in the game like the precognition blessing
it can be very impactful
imagine this but with shroudfield added on top too, since you can also do that too
ornate bone
tried it a bit bit I think I prefer the alternative
spare talon
tried it a bit bit I think I prefer the alternative
fotf?
spare talon
yeah it just does so much stuff that is kinda hard to justify taking anything else on most builds
25% melee and ranged attack speed for 10 sec
ensured crit
armor downgrade for the crit melee or guns for 3 seconds
50% toughness regen
instant stagger
great mobility and repositioning
ornate bone
rushing down a gunner while charging my sword for a 1HK is pretty groovy
idk like I've heard about the legendary cloak zealots that agro everything and stealth away so that the whole team gets the pressure and that makes me think twice about the talent
I feel like I can be much more of a teamplayer with fotf
stable cypress
just don't run 5 rooms ahead of the group while stealthing past everything
latent vortex
I've been enjoying using the cloak to go to the back of hordes and taking out bombers, flamers, snipers, bulwarks, everything that can make a horde event deadly
split sable
i got sniped twice while invis 😭
fleet zealot
fleet zealot
i got sniped twice while invis 😭
yea snipers ignore stuff like that, they ignore smokes too
split sable
i was sad :/
grizzled aspen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1245096937766518837/D...
Who knew stabbing a plague ogryn repeatedly in the face killed it?
Purging heretics with the ingame music off and the actual playlist going in the background is much more fun than normal.
pale spindle
AYOOOO????
hot jolt
maiden path
heeelo chat
hot jolt
north sedge
sloppy bob is my hero
ornate bone
holy sigmar parry is so OP
proper gyro
What would y'all change on this?
Thinking I'd put maniac damage over weak spot damage but idk what else
north sedge
punishing to ff/deathspitter
maiden path
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/571683070416125993/1165741088821219358/...
your laughing. That ogryn just fell to his death trying to protect his team and your laughing.
spare talon
holy sigmar parry is so OP
fleet zealot
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-the-shining-nodding-yes-yeah-gif-17042654
You're starting a cult
The inquisition will hear about this
proper gyro
holy sigmar parry is so OP
Yeah I love parry but the claw sword isn't really my go to
spare talon
You're starting a cult
ornate bone
parrying is for based chads
jolly trail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2ad930E9E
Was this a part of the penance update I missed?
maiden path
Was this a part of the penance update I missed?
yes
zealot can play oingo boingo now
jolly trail
Wild
maiden path
i think its about time
i forgot i made my zealot have bright fucking danny elfman ginger hair
zealot swag
smoky badger
there'll be no wedding bells for todaaaay
spare talon
should i get another crabs treasure
i likely wouldnt really play it for a while cuz of how stacked this month is in terms of dlc and updates and shit
but stilll
median steeple
I would wait until gaming cools off before buying
spare talon
also
FUCK the day before any major release
out here not havin anything to do and i cant start any new game cuz of the fact that ill drop it immediately and not pick it up for a long time, losing interest in it and having to start over next time i get to it anyway
median steeple
limbo on earth
left iron
Weird way to say the first few weeks of any major release. They'll need to finish the game in that time, at the least
median steeple
some games can be finished within two days but yeah games like BG3 or even DLC like shadow take a week to finish
open pollen
Was trying to defuse a poxbuster stuck on some stairs when the Ogryn jumps the railing and just starts punching it. Got three good swings in before it exploded, funniest thing I've ever seen.
median steeple
cant wait for STALKER 2 to eat my life for 2 weeks straight
median steeple
it does
gonna do the new raid on sunday when contest is over
I refuse to do another day one
open pollen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046914161923334214/1136921681798103160/W...
Just like that, except the punches were perpendicular to the railing so the burster had nowhere to go so Oggie just kept swinging. The fact it didn't explode right away was what sent me. Straight up bullied that burster.
spare talon
I refuse to do another day one
im doing this one
i can give updates if you want lmao
median steeple
sounds good
spare talon
i missed the crota one but got back into the -20 swing of things with pantheon
median steeple
bungie keeps saying we need to use different strats for it
Crota was incredibly hard
open pollen
Wait , so what's coming out this month? I don't pay too much attention to releases.
spare talon
i have literally not done it in d2 once
open pollen
Decathalon 2?
spare talon
Wait , so what's coming out this month? I don't pay too much attention to releas...
lemme grab the calendar i made in another server, mostly of just games i play but still
open pollen
Dodecahedron 2
spare talon
destiny 2: Final shape: june 4th
warframe: Jade shadows: june 18th
elden ring: Shadow of the erdtree: june 21st
darktide: Secrets of the machine god: june 25th
shell kernel
Wait , so what's coming out this month? I don't pay too much attention to releas...
deep rock season 5 in 10 days, too
open pollen
Ah, Destiny 2
shell kernel
and probably the illuminate in helldivers Soon™️
open pollen
Neat. Lot of stuff.
spare talon
oh maybe i could do this tomorrow
i heard it was like only a few hours, and i just never got around to doing it
left iron
I've been waiting for my supervisor to show up for 2 hours now 
I cant start working
Im bored
Elp
ivory marlin
oh maybe i could do this tomorrow
i heard it was like only a few hours, and i ju...
What
ivory marlin
I've been waiting for my supervisor to show up for 2 hours now <a:pepeW:11827696...
Say you are going home if they dont come
left iron
Say you are going home if they dont come
I have flexible hours, so i can go whenever i want
ivory marlin
Fair
left iron
But i'd rather be at home all day on Friday
quaint verge
left iron
I just want to do funny things in the lab 
ivory marlin
Happy pride to all warhammer fans (i know what you are)
drowsy steppe
youre a soyboy!!
sterile stone
youre a soyboy!!
hushed knoll
I just want to do funny things in the lab <:Smadge:1182750529563132074>
LIKE MURDER
frank night
stan the psychopath
left iron
Hes upset because his character punched a mortar shell on her own
COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE casualty
placid fiber
ngl, that honestly sounds like something I'd end up doing in one of those games to myself
drowsy steppe
left iron
I couldnt do anything
Just look at this
She even sealed herself into a room beforehand
And built a landmine next to her
UNAVOIDABLE
frosty herald
I expected the entire base to explode
left iron
I've had that happen too often so im extra safe with my mortar shells nowadays
And chemfuel
frosty herald
Build a nuclear warhead
fast ember
tryign to do zealot penances in one stone and these are defnitely gonna be a chore
Unseen Assassin
Lethal Pursuit
Blessed be thine aim
Behind enemy lines
purging flames is no biggie
visual blade
lethal pursuit is ez
unseen assassin is quite ez and should be done with behind enemy lines
blessed be thine aim is a no brainer for the build
you can do all 4 of these with 1 build and it works pretty well
a good rashad with a flamer for bosses with knives for specialists/sniping, loner, shroudfield with the bonus damage one and inexorable judgement
all pretty good together
hushed knoll
stan the psychopath
SHUT IT MOOTIFIOS
hushed knoll
Why would i commit murder in the electricity lab
You murdered Stan
sonic totem
You murdered Stan
You don't seem very murdered to me
hushed knoll
“On their own”
hushed knoll
One does not simply punch a landmine
left iron
Give me a second, i will prove you WRONG
sonic totem
Give me a second, i will prove you WRONG
According to WebMD, punching a landmine is not good for your health
Will you still proceed with your current course of action?
left iron
Well yeah, the person died
YES
I will prove Stan wrong
In that you CAN, in fact, punch a landmine
sonic totem
Spite is truly the greatest motivator of all
hushed knoll
Anything ocelot says ur it hurt in a court of law
Jesus phone WTF
Is admissible*
Ice*
sonic totem
How did you go from admissible to 'ur it hurt'
hushed knoll
Ask my phone
sonic totem
left iron
What the fuck
frank night
stan does not believe in spellchecking
hushed knoll
Mootifios
sonic totem
Neither does their iPhone, God damn
hushed knoll
Your name sounds like a low cost cable package
frank night
you did this stan
sonic totem
Yes man
left iron
hushed knoll
Moon
sonic totem
It's yes man
From fallout new vegas
Which tbh, makes the low cost cable package comment infinitely funnier to me
Can't wait for a Fallout T.V show that's narrated by Yes Man
frank night
wonder what fallout will do with new vegas
or las vegas
did it get called new vegas in the game
it's been like 10 years since I played it
left iron
Anything ocelot says ur it hurt in a court of law
Behold as the person who will most likely be my 5th colonist on archotech run PUNCHES a landmine, exploding the other 2 landmine along the one being punched, and takes 0 damage
sonic totem
did it get called new vegas in the game
I believe so?
left iron
Cella does what Stan couldnt
hushed knoll
Behold as the person who will most likely be my 5th colonist on archotech run PU...
THIS WAS STAGED
sonic totem
wonder what fallout will do with new vegas
I read somewhere that they teased new vegas stuff in the new Amazon Prime show
Haven't got the time to see it yet though
sonic totem
Tempted to call in sick to binge it
sonic totem
oh I'd better stop talking about it then
Was it good, at least tell me that?
left iron
THIS WAS STAGED
It was, in fact, to prove a point that Stan just wasnt cut out for a life in my colony. Cella had 3 landmines, Stan had one
frank night
Yes unless you're psychotically devoted to new vegas
but if you're psychotically devoted to NV you'd already have started The Rant
so
sonic totem
The Rant?
I'm not too deep into the Fallout community sorry
Didn't know they still had drama
frank night
they have your bog-standard
fictional community has been around for 20+ years so people have decided their favourite bit is the BEST bit
and everyone else in the community is a SINNER
that kinda thing
left iron
What
frank night
Catstare him immediately
sonic totem
fictional community has been around for 20+ years so people have decided their f...
Oh...
I guess Elitism is a consistent phenomenon across all groups
frank night
see how warhammer fans are still mad over the spiritual liege comment
sonic totem
On the bright side, the only multiplayer fallout is 76, so no chance I'll be interacting with that crowd
frank night
that I think is going on two decades ago
sonic totem
that I think is going on two decades ago
Two what sorry
I'm barely two decades old, wtf
frank night
16 years ago precisely
a guy said all space marines consider the ultramarine guy to be the best space marines
and the grudge has gone on ever since
frank night
altho to be fair i think it's mostly just used as a joke now
but ppl are gonna be hearing warhammer jokes that are older than they are
proper rose
Two what sorry
tl;dr a writer for games workship, Matt Ward, was a blatant ultramarines fanboy and made it very clear in everything he wrote they were the BESTEST EVAR.
frank night
bro wrote way way more than just that 5th ed space marine codex
he wrote goddamn vermintide
hell he has writing credits on darktide (according to wikipedia)
proper rose
Sure but that's where the meme is from.
frank night
I wonder if he regrets that interview
The 'spiritual liege' quote was from the interview he gave in white dwarf magazine on the new codex at the time
I remember reading that and going 'bit weird'
but had no idea what it would turn into
the sisters of battle one was the one that I thought was even weirderly weirder
proper rose
Ah yes, the apparent snuff fetish on account of how often he had them killed.
frank night
I think that was 1d4chan going a bit crazy with a clownspiracy theory
I dont 100% know but I think that wiki is how the memes went viral (for 2010s)
proper rose
Oh I think it was just them taking the piss out of him like they always do. I suppose these days he'd be called a mysogynist for killing them off. Poor guy can't catch a break
frank night
it was really weird with the blood thing
the incorruptible guys need to kill imperial soldiers who are... more incorruptible than the incorruptible guys
thinky thonk
drowsy steppe
tame mirage
yep
drowsy steppe
upon ye
tame mirage
thanks hadron
drowsy steppe
placid fiber
Just look at this
I noticed the DarkPill character, how bad are they? lol
left iron
They have the master psychic gene that i cant replicate, so they have a chance
placid fiber
is that good...?
left iron
Yes
placid fiber
Also: I'm a fucking crazy magic guy aren't I lol
left iron
All the characters im planning on taking into the next map have that gene
placid fiber
What magic type am I, necropath?
left iron
Psycasting power scales based on your psy sensitivity, the gene gives you +50% which is higher than psy hyper sensitive
None yet
placid fiber
Do I have any bad traits? :3
left iron
Not yet, the character is 5 years old
placid fiber
Oh lol
left iron
Traits are generated at 7, 10 and 13
placid fiber
Not yet, the character is 5 years old
Ah, so my literal mental age(without my meds) lol
left iron
You can get random traits if something upsetting happens. I think one of Stans sisters got the gastronomist trait, which makes them an exceptionally good cook as Stan died
placid fiber
My wife said "sounds about right" when I said my character was 5 lol
left iron
That one will be the last one im attempting to roll, then im just packing up my best 5 colonists and animals and starting from the beginning with those
placid fiber
I expect failure, from my guy, if you want me to be honest lol
I mean not getting cocky is kind of what lets me pull off some of my better clutches, tho, in Darktide :/
That and constant paranoid spannering lol
nimble fiber
placid fiber
lol I turned around and guess what: My cat was just sitting there... staring at me...
How rude, am I right?
left iron
nimble fiber
left iron
I will be executing every single person im not taking with me on the next map as well
I will not get assaulted by them at any point
placid fiber
I expect nothing less for me lol
left iron
Im more scared of the people and equipment i leave behind than anything the AI can throw at me
placid fiber
I mean if they go rogue... there's no telling what tf they're gonna do
left iron
The way it works, my old colony becomes a colony of a different faction, and i get map piece 1/3
They get everything in the base, and i get to keep 5 people
placid fiber
All the more reason to burn it down
Don't give another colony the chance to rise above you
left iron
These are loaded with incendiary and nuclear munitions
placid fiber
Massive psy storms? Pfft, easy
Second colony with an annoying af crazy person like me? Terrifying
Hell I'd take an army of giant bugs attacking my base over having to listen to another version of me ramble on and fly off the handle...
left iron
Hmm yes
placid fiber
fire
left iron
On will
placid fiber
I love fire so much x.x
I am just mentally stable enough to not feed my pyromania... 😦
left iron
Well, Stans mother didnt take it too well
placid fiber
left iron
Oh thats not good
placid fiber
Wasn't that one of the more op characters?
left iron
Yes, and shes dragging everyone through the -20 mood
placid fiber
Oof
If this is how bad they can be when they are on your side... I'd hate to see them as a colony not under you control...
left iron
I've turned most people into full-on bionics at this point
placid fiber
I mean let's be real here: I'd be better off with full bionic limbs and parts, over the shitty ass coordination and eyes I fucking have
Funny thing: there was a "color blindness test" youtube short with 10 things on it, that I watched this morning
I got 4/10 of them... my wife got 9/10
The last 5 I couldn't even begin to see the numbers in the fucking pokedotted mess :/
I think the 4 I got were all on blue backrounds
Wait... I think I only got 3/10 of them :/
the 1st 2 "easy" ones and the 1st "medium" one
@left iron Question: Number Nine, Scarlet Vow, or We Are Not Machines?
left iron
Scarlet
left iron
Spice
placid fiber
nvm scattershot dropped, I won't pass it up any time it drops
I will grab spice the next time I start/it drops unless I need to take the gun
placid fiber
Spice
I mean look at what it does, how can one pass this up? :/
It is making me shoot 3 projectiles
with that pistol
left iron
placid fiber
It makes shotguns shoot 3x as many projectiles >:3
placid fiber
<a:NODDERS:1073320123227713608>
case and point
Can you see why I love scattershot? lol
placid fiber
I mean each projectile/beam only does 55% of the original damage... but there are 3x more of them
left iron
Why are there stab wounds on her chest now
placid fiber
Man this is gonna be rough... gotta do the oubliette with only +50% mag size on fucking convict of all characters...
her pistol only gets 2 more shots in the mag
the shotgun at least gets 3 more shots in the mag, but, it has limited range sadly
hushed knoll
I've turned most people into full-on bionics at this point
Your experiments have gone too far
hushed knoll
<:PepoG:1091009137111998486>
left iron
Your experiments have gone too far
Did you notice one of Stans siblings got a trait that makes them a better cook as soon as Stan died?
left iron
placid fiber
You are sick
wouldn't that be your sibling that is sick, since they cannot control what traits the characters get...?
hashtag "logic"
placid fiber
because you are the messenger
and Stan like shooting the messengers, apparently... x.x
Either I've gotten vastly better at using the convict's pistol, or the 2 extra shots on the scattershot pistol actually make a fuck ton of difference :/
I don't remember 2 extra shots on it doing that much more, tho, even with scattershot
sigh boss time x.x
ember yew
Is that new Fear and Hunger DLC details
left iron
Its Stans cooking skills leaving their body and possessing their sibling
placid fiber
You can see how limited the range is on the shotgun, from the times I shot it outside of its range x.x
placid fiber
If you're wondering about the song: That's the song you told me to use, Scarlet Vow
placid fiber
If you can't tell I'm pretty bad at bullet hell games
I've just gotten very used to fighting that boss with starter weapons x.x
Granted I was singing during that fight, which kind of helps me focus more and can increase my skill even more by having me get more motivated by my music >.>
placid fiber
sigh I think I have a miniboss that I'm gonna have to fight :/
nvm
I'm finding out more and more just how good the convict's starter pistol is. It really is an amazing starting pistol, it just has a low mag capacity so i've never really felt its power like I can right now
Welp, time to probably end up fighting ammoconda... :/
left iron
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991>
???
placid fiber
nvm, I got beholster and then I fudged the master round like a rookie lol
obtuse stirrup
Your ammoconda didn't want none
placid fiber
Why are you sex facing me
I am not, I am simply talking about my excessive failure as a player x.x
Oh wait you didn't mean me
left iron
Oh, that was for Stan
hushed knoll
Why are you sex facing me
ITS NOT A SEX FACE
left iron
placid fiber
ITS NOT A SEX FACE
Way to ruin someone's day, by shooting em down like that Stan...
obtuse solstice
tired of using revolver what should I use
placid fiber
tired of using revolver what should I use
Here, use my budget revolver instead
left iron
dysynroosb
placid fiber
As you can see it also works as a shotgun! :3
It just... lacks any sort of accuracy that Darktide's revolvers have
Sorry I don't have a scope/muscle relaxant/battery bullets yet x.x
hushed knoll
What
placid fiber
Exactly
left iron
Idk, when i feel like preparing a salmon soup
hushed knoll
Now 😠
left iron
Nah
placid fiber
Welp time to fail miserably against whoever the floor 3 boss is :/
left iron
placid fiber
nvm, I master rounded it :/
I blame Stan, for that
For that I'm gonna use city of dreams for my song instead of scarlet vow :/
fleet zealot
placid fiber
Blaming me for what
the fact I beat the 3rd floor's boss without taking damage
left iron
placid fiber
I mean if you want to pass on that praise to Ice, then sure I guess
Apparently Stan wants you to have the praise, so thanks Ice for the emotional support. :3 @left iron
Sad that I have to sacrifice the 1 master round I got so I can go to the R&G dept...
fleet zealot
Ice is glam
placid fiber
Ice is pog
left iron
This is a lie
placid fiber
Tell that to Stan, he's the one that told me to praise you for my success
placid fiber
This is a lie
You are this, Ice. A Paradox. Able to be positive, negative, neutral, something, or nothing.
tfw you are given a pea shooter...
left iron
I am mostly negative and nothing out of those options
placid fiber
I mean you have my character still on the chopping block, in your game. That's giving me hope
That he's gonna get executed, I mean
And the funny thing is that isn't reverse psychology, I want my dude to be a reject xD
radiant axle
You are this, Ice. A Paradox. Able to be positive, negative, neutral, something,...
:)
placid fiber
Nice
radiant axle
Nearly done
placid fiber
I mean I don't see things a lot, so I get hit by tons of shit
Even rainbow runs are difficult for me, since I tend to pick options that are fun and avoid the op options
Also: Normal runs as Gunslinger are even more boring than rainbow runs as gunslinger... :/
At least in Rainbow runs I have other options besides the omega op shit
Sometimes in normal runs you just are given the op shit
placid fiber
:)
btw have you gotten all of the alt skins for the starting weapons, yet? I've gotten all of them besides the ones for the convict and marine
radiant axle
btw have you gotten all of the alt skins for the starting weapons, yet? I've got...
Yup, I have 100% of everything unlocked!
placid fiber
Nice
I could have probably gotten the marine's and convict's alt skins for starting weapons by now, but, when I stop having fun in a run I just restart >.>
the main one of the two I am more eager for is the marine's, cause it looks cool
I just keep wanting to play the bullet
placid fiber
Blasphemy is definitely my 2nd favorite weapon
My favorite is Casey, without a doubt
Hm... I'm thinking about trying a few normal turbo runs as the bullet
I don't do many normal runs due to the vision problems I have
Getting punished by things you didn't see isn't very fun, you know? lol
placid fiber
Bullet was always my favourite character
btw is there a reason sometimes at the start of the run when I am pressing e(to interact with a rainbow mode chest) that it sometimes takes me to the next floor?
radiant axle
Yeah, I can imagine that wouldn't be very fun
radiant axle
btw is there a reason sometimes at the start of the run when I am pressing e(to ...
It shouldn't ever do that, not sure why that would happen
placid fiber
It happens ever now and then
ooo, deckard
Yeah... always slash the reward pedistals after bosses... -_-
I had 0 curse and it was still a mimic lol
@radiant axle This is what I kind of don't get about normal runs... when they get going... I am WAY more equipped to deal with everything than I ever am in rainbow runs, since I avoid the op options that make the game less fun(like the black hole gun)
I've had my curse removed as well
radiant axle
<@222863667136299008> This is what I kind of don't get about normal runs... when...
I just use one weapon the entire run every game, lol
placid fiber
I just use one weapon the entire run every game, lol
like... am I not way more equipped than I would be on a rainbow run? I would only have 3 total bonus weapons/items without taking the optional floors...
radiant axle
like... am I not way more equipped than I would be on a rainbow run? I would onl...
I never really find that the number of items you have in Gungeon matters tbh
Unlike Isaac, since you can only ever shoot a single gun at a time
placid fiber
Except with duct tape, right? lol
The mimic tooth necklace makes all chests mimics doesn't it >.>'
placid fiber
I never really find that the number of items you have in Gungeon matters tbh
I mean the few exceptions would be like scattershot, 5 spice used, riddle of lead, magic sweet, medal of valor, battery bullets, scope/muscle relaxant on... well... any gun, really, lol
radiant axle
The mimic tooth necklace makes all chests mimics doesn't it >.>'
Yes, it does
placid fiber
Doesn't really bother me, I kind of guessed that when I picked it up for a key lol
stone fern
what the hell do you guys play until the update?
i tried monster hunter world but ended up refunding because it wasnt that good
left iron
left iron
Nothing, im staring
stone fern
smh i thought this is where you go to ask about OTHER GAMES
left iron
Yeah, you can do that
frosty herald
Play life of black tiger and forspoken
nimble fiber
generation 0 is kinda chill at times
fleet zealot
happy pride, remember the god emperor loves all of us, even italians
frosty herald
visual stream
Mobius a real one
median steeple
Justice for the homie
placid fiber
what the hell do you guys play until the update?
I've been going back and forth between Enter the Gungeon, Risk of Rain 2, Dead Cells, and Rogue Legacy 1... I still haven't picked Darktide back up, yet, tho
I'm thinking about working on my 3rd blacksmithing tab on my 2nd profile in Dead Cells
frosty herald
everyone's probably waiting for the update
placid fiber
Meh, not reallly. I'm just doing whatever like I usually do
median steeple
placid fiber
Tell that to my crossbow :/
hushed knoll
there is supposed to be a new big ass tick in Italy
It can’t dance
Because stickbugs can’t dance
And “stickbug” has “tick” in it
Illuminati
left iron
north sedge
Because stickbugs can’t dance
placid fiber
Can my mushroom boi explode? @hushed knoll
left iron
Tactics, i like the trap spells
placid fiber
I mean I'm going pets, but, okay >:3
placid fiber
I'm not, tactics is op
I'm using Menagerie since I"m gonna be working on my blacksmithing's 3rd upgrade tab
It makes the "farming" feel a bit less mindless
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-180599...
Their isneibktisooed
Fuck
This is photoshopped*
left iron
What
north sedge
This is photoshopped*
actually their isneibktisooed
hushed knoll
When will Ice return from war 
left iron
Idk, the war already claimed Stan, one of my colonists
What a terrible loss, truly
And had nothing to do with me
placid fiber
Tactics, i like the trap spells
Oh and also: I don't dislike any of the 3 types in Dead Cells lol
hushed knoll
Leaf bugs can’t dance
left iron
That was a lie
hushed knoll
Well if that was a lie then spank me and call me a chicken salad sandwich 😒
north sedge
hushed knoll
Gof sammit dough
placid fiber
Better watch out, Stan, or my mando is gonna be forced to whip you into shape. <.<
hushed knoll
God dammit
north sedge
gof sammit
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-pepe-frog-bye-upset-im-out-gif-17020829
You can’t angrily walk away
placid fiber
You can’t angrily walk away
Yeah you can... it's called stomping off...
hushed knoll
Who would’ve thought that a girl like me could double as a superstar 😠😠😠😠
north sedge
placid fiber
Uh, stan, I don't know if anyone has told you this... but you're not a girl, just a fyi >.>'
placid fiber
Same
coarse dagger
a Costco soft serve on Costco Pizza kinda day
north sedge
you'll never get me to stop pjyooshopping
hushed knoll
a Costco soft serve on Costco Pizza kinda day
YAAAAS SLAY @lusty turtle LOOK
LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES
lusty turtle
a Costco soft serve on Costco Pizza kinda day
Death
hushed knoll
MY BRANDDDDD
coarse dagger
this is so fucking good
hushed knoll
Try it with ranch
coarse dagger
the ice cream soaks into the crust without compromising the crunch
coarse dagger
Try it with ranch
oh that's a classic
hushed knoll
lusty turtle
Im blocking both of you
coarse dagger
I'm cute
frosty herald
the ice cream soaks into the crust without compromising the crunch
You put icecream
On pizza...
placid fiber
Holy shit I was given a frying pan
coarse dagger
You put icecream
and I eat it
left iron
coarse birch
I HATE CRUCIBLE KNIGHTS
tf did crucible knights do
unless you mean the duo in which case yeah that fight is garbage
although its an ER duo boss so par for the course
frosty herald
I use a goddamn great hammer and it wont stagger
coarse birch
stagger as in poise break or you cant interrupt
cause yeah they have like infinite poise essentially the only thing ive seen stagger them is a headshot with a greatbow
frosty herald
Takes 2 fully charged heavies
coarse birch
yeah they have a good bit of poise
placid fiber
Holy shit I was given a frying pan
What about if I use my frying pan? @frosty herald
coarse birch
thankfully you can punish both pretty actively
although with a great heammer in phase 2 you probably have to be a little more careful
but i havent really used greathammers tbh
sterile stone
generation 0 is kinda chill at times<:sassy:574206278335725569>
It's wild they're still updating the game
brave maple
and I eat it
Looks like a tooth with a cavity