zealot-class

[frosty herald]

remember

40k bots

[maiden path]

uncledane servers have annoying people

ONLY

[frosty herald]

and after the fixtf2 video came out

20k more

[maiden path]

tf2 players trying to revive a game thats been out for 17 years

they're lucky they still get fucking hat updates

[hard nexus]

tf2 players r so annoying sometimes

[maiden path]

tf2 players are the most entitled players ever

[open pollen]

There ain't nothing that quite scratches the same itch

[frosty herald]

valve should continue support for a game that hasnt had a major update in 5 years

[maiden path]

games been out for 17 years, still gets regular updates adding shit

[frosty herald]

well

[maiden path]

why the fuck should valve care

[frosty herald]

seasonal crate drops

[maiden path]

let them go make some new game

[frosty herald]

like deadlock

which might fail like artifact tbh

[open pollen]

I wish deadlock was in first person

[maiden path]

game still fun as fuck doe........

i wish spy was good

[open pollen]

Hate lookin' at me characters backside. But I'll cope. Somehow.

[maiden path]

too bad he's actually fucking useless

[frosty herald]

hasnt watched a single swipez video

[maiden path]

he's good for pubstomping morons

if your actually playing a team that has anything other then air between their ears he's useless

still the most fucked setup ive had as engike

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/smack-rick-grimes-shovel-season1-gif-14559596

[median steeple]

can we banish beb to the bog dimension

[ivory marlin]

I spent 80$ on crates a few days ago

[open pollen]

Did ye unbox an unusual?

[ivory marlin]

Nope

Well i got an unusual emote effect

[maiden path]

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/1Tqrtc1TJ_Tw9M/d1337GECX0u5?invite=cr-MSxId1osMjAzNDU3ODczLA

said master of disguise

[open pollen]

They are already reporting in from the beb dimension. Beb beb bog boy buys big bog beds.

[maiden path]

when you see them

for 1 second

ok chat fuck u look at this

https://medal.tv/games/tf2/clips/1TqiPh7HlLbz9G/d1337CGKmedh?invite=cr-MSxDelAsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

[compact summit]

Looking for something new. Is the crusher worthwhile now? What's a good build for it?

[north sedge]

Crusher is great, there is a guide for in the pins

[compact summit]

Ooh, pins

[north sedge]

I'm pretty sure we could get him to sell illegal things to an undercover cop very, very easily

[hushed knoll]

A war broke out in my giant rainforest vivarium 😠

[north sedge]

What

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[frosty herald]

the meridia missions are supposed to be hard cause yknow

super colony and all that

[hushed knoll]

No

[north sedge]

Oh good you're too young to be a mother

[median steeple]

its good thats its difficult but man when you call that extraction and a billion shriekers spawn

[hushed knoll]

the fuck

[median steeple]

yeah turrets are needed for the new mission at least near the end

[north sedge]

What

[frosty herald]

you wanna extract?

[median steeple]

I need every OUNCE of XP

[frosty herald]

coordinate with your team to drop turrets at the same time

prefferably gatling sentries

[median steeple]

dude I fucking wish I could get randoms that would do such a thing

[frosty herald]

mechs are genuinely good on the mission

[maiden path]

do u guys wanna see my spotify playlist

[north sedge]

Mechs always good

[median steeple]

yes I love the patriot for the mission

I have yet to try the new one

I heard its ammo is bad but like

that doesnt matter all that much

to me at least

[maiden path]

is the new helldivers patch out

[median steeple]

no

[frosty herald]

the funniest thing is

is that shriekers divebomb into your mech

but it takes a solid 20 of them before the mech even smokes black

[median steeple]

the only thing I hate about the mech is the missiles

feels so bad to use them but they are still useful

[left iron]

Very cool

[north sedge]

Its fine

[median steeple]

yeah 300 ammo in total is fine

I'd use that mech probably in bots more but devastators are still a pain in the ass for mechs

[open pollen]

Ah shit. THE Shambler Gorehulk is coming to YOUR colony? Can you get me an autograph?

[median steeple]

sounds like an AOS name

[frosty herald]

we need saint jiub on meridia

[left iron]

My TPS went down top 7 fml

[open pollen]

Fuckin Millilitres!

Dropping those Testing Procedure Specifications.

[hushed knoll]

What is tps

[left iron]

Ticks per second

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey Ice

[left iron]

Hey Stan

[hushed knoll]

What's gucci

[sterile stone]

Even the eldrich horrors are sick of your shenanigans

[hushed knoll]

Hello rugs

Argus

[sterile stone]

[hushed knoll]

You can't angrily leave

[north sedge]

Rugs

[frosty herald]

rugs

[hushed knoll]

I hate thr rugrhgant

The Rugrats

[left iron]

If only i had something that could deal with massive hordes of enemies....

[median steeple]

why

what makes you hate them

[hushed knoll]

What gay ins this again I keep forgetting

Game

[left iron]

Hello Kitty: Roller Rescue

[hushed knoll]

No

[sterile stone]

Have any sappers tried tunneling in through the rocks?

@left iron

[left iron]

Thats where she is currently standing

Zombos also just tunnel at you

[sterile stone]

I did not know that

[left iron]

If its the angry zombo raid

Shamblers passing, they tend to just exist

Shambler attack is basically a sapper raid

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rugrats-babies-celebrate-excited-tommy-gif-3700391

[sterile stone]

The idea of zombies tunneling through a mountain is very strange

[left iron]

Damn, right after the zombo attack

A single ghoul

[median steeple]

zombie mole rats

mole people

THE UNDERMINER

[sterile stone]

[ivory marlin]

Shout out stan he a real one

[sterile stone]

That looks like someone took a human brain and made it do a sploot

https://tenor.com/view/amdi-dog-corgi-what-huh-gif-15722621

[left iron]

Stan is making a guest appearance in my current save

[sterile stone]

Stan about to sprint out there to eat the shamblers

[ivory marlin]

Im tired

[left iron]

Considering hes a 5 year old, they're really spicing up his shooting skill

[ivory marlin]

But i just woke up

[ivory marlin]

Oh

[left iron]

We now understand how to make Alco attack random, unsuspecting people

[sterile stone]

They really goin wild with child soldiers

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-outer-heaven-metal-gear-solid-v-eli-venom-snake-gif-25713588

[maiden path]

he

he wont stop adding content

[ivory marlin]

Bazinga

I bought guilty gear last night

I need to buy a controller now cuz those controls are something

[maiden path]

what

controls nmot hard...

jus confusing......

[ivory marlin]

U i j k and o are the attack buttons

Its not comfortable

[north sedge]

can always rebind

[left iron]

Rebind them? Keyboard is essentially a hitbox

[maiden path]

they are very comfortable

i can tell u were traught how to type the normal way.......

freak.......

i have the finger movement of a chimp

[north sedge]

but whatever is more comfortable

[maiden path]

CHAT

ive been unbanned from reddit

[north sedge]

until you try to tell an undercover mod how to activate their windows illegally

[sterile stone]

No Man's Sky

Man that game went through one hell of a redemption arc

[open pollen]

No Man's Sky flew where Redfall fell.

And back 4 blood

And Anthem

Okay, so majority of games bad at launch stay bad it seems.

Unless you consider most games bad at launch these days

Ugh. Brain hurt

[north sedge]

ff14 is the only other redemption i can think of

i think b4b is different in that they kinda made the game they wanted, it just wasn't a good one

where the others for the most part either overpromised or were dragged across the finish line through a ton of problems

[sterile stone]

B4B kinda suffered from it's own hubris

When you're promoting shit like

"From the devs that brought you left 4 dead"

People got their expectations up

Meanwhile the devs who they're mentioning did basically fuck all in the grand scheme in the development of the actual L4D series

Just a couple of jobbers who happened to work at valve when the game was made

[nimble fiber]

I wish anthem was good

[north sedge]

it's not just that, the design of b4b is just fundamentally well, fucking weird

[sterile stone]

True

It's a game that suffers from a identity crisis

[north sedge]

it's like someone told them what a roguelike is like but they never played one so they didn't even succesfully make that in the card system

[sterile stone]

Not only that

[north sedge]

the cards are mostly boring fluff

[sterile stone]

But like the random looter shooter aspect aswell

[north sedge]

yea

[sterile stone]

With random tiered loot

[north sedge]

like someone told them what borderlands was but they never touched it

[sterile stone]

The half assed hero system they seemed like they wanted to do

[north sedge]

it's like 10% of each idea and it only adds up to 40% of a game

[sterile stone]

Yeah

Shame the game got abandoned

Wonder what it coulda been with a little more thought put into it

[north sedge]

i played the alpha, submitted my feedback, and it's like they double down on everything that was shitty

[sterile stone]

I forgot what mission they let players test before the full release

[north sedge]

i feel like it's fundamentally an issue of what they thought was good

it's the first couple levels or so, the uh...apartment buildings that end with the truck yard? and the ship

[sterile stone]

Yeah

It ends with the humvee

I remember replaying that mission

over

and over

Cause people used it to farm the card points

[north sedge]

like there were some bugs, but honestly i dont think the game felt rushed, it was truly just not good design

[tranquil summit]

opinoins on infectious zeal the support-crit thing?

[north sedge]

not good

[left iron]

Not great

[sterile stone]

Didn't Turtle Rock go under because B4B tanked so bad?

[north sedge]

i dont think so

[sterile stone]

Wait that was Forspoken

Damn

10 years making a game

Constantly changing focus

Constantly changing narrative

Just for that accumlitive effort to result in your entire company getting canned

[steep flame]

15 minutes until bloodborne 2 and remastered pc port gets announced

[north sedge]

the crazier one to me is tango gameworks getting shuttered after having a good release

"good job guys, smell ya later"

[sterile stone]

There's alot o good companies that have gone under

Lot of franchises which will never see the light of day again

Looking at Dead Space

[maiden path]

thats today

[sterile stone]

Looking at Battlefield HArdline

[maiden path]

?

[lusty harness]

managed to make this rashad

[open pollen]

Better than making Smash Hit and still getting canned.

Poor Hi Fi Rush.

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[steep flame]

The state of play is in like 10 minutes

[maiden path]

oh i didnt know

[sterile stone]

Yeah I suppose

But man

10 years of work tho

Like bro

In the grand scheme of things

10 years is a fuckton of time to devote your life to something

[open pollen]

Aye. Games too big an' pretty. Prefer the short uggos meself these days. DT is only conventionally pretty game I play now, methinks.

Imagine AAA budget split into like, dozen or so 4 hour games

[sterile stone]

I don't see darktide making any major comeback ever

But it keeping the niche community that remains

Might be enough to keep it around til they decide to snip the plug in servers

Then it'll just be a unplayable game in your steam library

[steep flame]

Maybe

[open pollen]

Mmh, wish they'd stop killing games dot com.

[sterile stone]

I forgot who I was talking with I think yesterday

But I wish this live service model for games would fucking fizzle out

[open pollen]

Figures the fate of the world would rest with the French

[sterile stone]

I hate the idea of a game I paid money for having a expiration date

[lusty turtle]

@royal vortex @coarse birch when can i remove psyker from darktide

[open pollen]

Anything that relies on a central server to run, really. Even some singleplayer games are setup like that.

[sterile stone]

Looking at goofysoft

[coarse birch]

after ogryn :)

[sterile stone]

They've been doing that alot recently

[open pollen]

Dats why Ross Scott is doing that thing.

Rallying the French for another revolution

[south folio]

what happened

this is so sad

[sterile stone]

When the world turned to chaos

We turned to the French for help

[lusty turtle]

just had a smite psyker that the moment 2 players were down hid in a cupboard and disconnected

[sterile stone]

In some twisted alternate timeline

[royal vortex]

when psyker gets standard shotguns + double barrel it can finally die happy

[maiden path]

guys its starting!

[open pollen]

I mean. Its our timeline. The French are working to overthrow ubbyshot for killing The Crew.

[tranquil summit]

sigh im tryign so hard for my crucis

[south folio]

how else will the psyker play without their moral support people

[maiden path]

HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

BLOODBORNE 2

[tranquil summit]

i wish it loved me back

[maiden path]

haha jk guys

just a little bit of thursday fun

[royal vortex]

i played one game following yoshi around smiting

never again

[sterile stone]

I thought that was the UK doing that

[open pollen]

UK has petition. Frenchies got actual recourse.

[maiden path]

i love my twitch name

swagglst

i used all my neurons for the idea of making the i an L

[open pollen]

Wasn't swaggl that gnome from The Labryinth where David Bowie plays a freak?

Who moves the stars for no one.

[maiden path]

idk i didnt watch that

CHGAT

CHAT

THEY ANNOUNCED KNACK 3

PS5 FINALLY HAS GAMES

[coarse birch]

ok ok i know im biased

[tranquil summit]

can someone who uses the crucis post a build or something

[south folio]

he admits it

[coarse birch]

but this is a smite issue and the kind of players/habits it gives people

[open pollen]

Dat guy

[sterile stone]

People play knack?

[coarse birch]

and smite just being some of the most mind numbing game design in the history of games

[sterile stone]

The hell?

[coarse birch]

im going to fucking eat you

[open pollen]

I guess you can say folks just have a...

[sterile stone]

Dont

Don't do it

[maiden path]

knack was fucking badass

dont even try to act like it wasnt

[open pollen]

They just have a...

[steep flame]

state of play is starting

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/knack-game-riot-venom-screaming-gif-26564395

[sterile stone]

No

[open pollen]

KNACK FOR IT

[south folio]

evil

[sterile stone]

God dammit

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/knack-gif-25650540

[placid fiber]

Uh... 😳

[maiden path]

bro u literally just get to be a big monster

knack is so cool

[open pollen]

Too many polygons

Hurts my brain and eyes

[maiden path]

its just that gif..

[open pollen]

I want low poly knack plz

[maiden path]

game looks good.......

[placid fiber]

Or not enough polygons

[open pollen]

I want to play as a triangle

Ugh, sorry, "Triangular prism"

Wait, shit, I mean pyramid

[placid fiber]

[open pollen]

Damn geologists with their rocks and shapes

Should have stuck with rocks

[frosty herald]

hey beb

[placid fiber]

Don't call Hammer names!

[maiden path]

what

whuyt

[frosty herald]

your a nice friend :D

[maiden path]

that green guy in the trailer looks too human

ik

[maiden path]

the cgi trailer looks cool

but its cgi

so its always gonna look cool

[south folio]

evil

[hushed knoll]

No.

[coarse birch]

you are the face of evil arco

the root of it

removing you from the world would abolish all evil instantly

you cannot call me evil

[hushed knoll]

Do you like my Z’paghetti

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/rugrats-tommy-pickles-tired-exhausted-longday-gif-16170701

[hushed knoll]

Why do you have to torture me

[north sedge]

I like how this is torture somehow

[frosty herald]

Hey uhh stan

[maiden path]

do u guys think that concord game will be good

[frosty herald]

What is that supposed to be

[hushed knoll]

Z'paghetti

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

At least it didn't have ice-cream in it...

[frosty herald]

https://x.com/_Tom_Henderson_/status/1796247072301347056

Tom Henderson (@_Tom_Henderson_) on X

Elden Ring DLC Previews June 4th

Twitter · May 30, 2024, 6:27 PM

[left iron]

Stan at it again

[north sedge]

Way too much cheese

[placid fiber]

Not enough cheese! Cheese is life, cheese is love...

[maiden path]

who watching da playsation event

[placid fiber]

Not me

[north sedge]

not when there's theoretically noodles in there

[lusty turtle]

i have yet to see other psykers

[frosty herald]

if they port some good games

[coarse birch]

yeah because by popular opinion its broken now or w/e

so everyone just runs smite + shriek and then has no clue what to do when they cant hold RMB and pause the game

[frosty herald]

i dont mind smite

but they deny me my perfect enemy kills

i run up to an enemy and have the perfect heavy ready

SIKE

the enemy stops dead in its tracks missing the entire swing

[lapis island]

just had a lobby consisting only of knife zealots

it was fucking cathartic

[south folio]

i experienced a smite psyker who just used it on 10 poxwalkers and also shrieked them
that's value

[viral hare]

i have a theory that the game is populated by like 90% vets and zealots, but theres seperate queues for ogryn and psyker players who all get matched together

i never see ogryns except when i play ogryn

[coarse birch]

ihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmiteihatesmite

[frosty herald]

i see plenty of ogryns

and have started seeing less shield ogryns

[viral hare]

i see one in like 10 games

[hushed knoll]

YOURE GONNA LOSE BUG TIME

[viral hare]

and then i play ogryn and suddenly next 3 games are 3 or 4 ogryns total

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

STICKBUGS CAN'T DANCE

EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME

[nimble fiber]

stickbugs can dance

[hushed knoll]

STICKBUGS 👏 CAN'T 👏 DANCE 👏

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

I bet they can

[hushed knoll]

No 😠

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-gif-18045226

[hushed knoll]

Hello <r. S. :ihrary

[placid fiber]

They just don't want to for you

[hushed knoll]

Mr. S. Lurahry

[placid fiber]

😉

[left iron]

Oh god

[hushed knoll]

Lurhary

[north sedge]

jesus

[hushed knoll]

Lirhary

[left iron]

He started shooting people

[lusty turtle]

[nimble fiber]

just like that

crazy

[placid fiber]

Stan?

[coarse birch]

F

[hushed knoll]

NO ARNAUVLA PLEASE

ASLRAL

[coarse birch]

F

[hushed knoll]

ASRIVAL

[left iron]

LMAO

[nimble fiber]

bro

[south folio]

deserved

now change your name.

[nimble fiber]

Im just here existing, and then the goose comes around goosing around

[north sedge]

stan is absolutely zooted on that z'paghetti

[south folio]

there is no goose

[coarse birch]

average arco encounter

[left iron]

Look Alco

I found you

[left iron]

It even has your age correct

[hushed knoll]

I saw it whle geitng my carpet

Coffee

[south folio]

there is no goose here

[hushed knoll]

Getting

[open pollen]

They can smell you

[hushed knoll]

Yet there is

[nimble fiber]

carpet coffee?

[hushed knoll]

Just ocffee

Coffee

[spare dome]

jesus christ dont doxx dood

[hushed knoll]

I saw arco and had to

[north sedge]

carpet ocffee

[open pollen]

Freshly spilt upon and then rung out of a carpet

[hushed knoll]

Oh hey Hammer

[open pollen]

One of those fancy Persian ones

Howdy Stan

[spare dome]

its got that quality musk to it only a persian rug can provide

[viral hare]

ogryn hivemind

[hushed knoll]

God I jut got sent to cheesey vehavy

Heaven

Cheesy

[frosty herald]

vehavy

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

ICE

[open pollen]

Ogryn communicate with pheromones like ants do

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

Stan is hating on stick bugs

[viral hare]

so thats what that smell was

[open pollen]

Why, is it cause they can't dance?

[hushed knoll]

YESS HAMNER SLAY

HAMMER

[open pollen]

Poor stickbugs

[north sedge]

hamner

[open pollen]

Very sad

[nimble fiber]

hamner

[placid fiber]

That's what he says

[hushed knoll]

Fail

[open pollen]

All they can do is shimmy

[hushed knoll]

Dammut Dough

[nimble fiber]

dough never failed

[open pollen]

Make decen soccer goalies tho

[north sedge]

dammut

[nimble fiber]

I didn't see anything

[maiden path]

that marvel fps looks cool

[hushed knoll]

Dough do you have to repeat all my typos

[left iron]

He will be my primary cook

[frosty herald]

fellas

[placid fiber]

Is not shimmying a form of expression of dance?

[hushed knoll]

WHAT FAME IS THIS

GAME

[frosty herald]

are we hyped for summer game fest?

[left iron]

Cant wait for everyone to suffer from food poisoning

[north sedge]

bay leaf

[left iron]

ANd then get raided

[hushed knoll]

Sgut it ice

[open pollen]

Hampter

[hushed knoll]

Shut

[frosty herald]

rimworld

[hushed knoll]

[frosty herald]

what

[hushed knoll]

Sounds inappropriate

[open pollen]

I ungulate all the time. Wouldn't say iz dance.

[left iron]

No its Dora the Explorer: Barnyard Buddies

[frosty herald]

istg

[hushed knoll]

Ice no

[placid fiber]

[frosty herald]

if i find you in space marine 2's eternal war your cooked

im roasting you until your well done

[open pollen]

When you walk down isle at supermart and someone iz walking other way so you step aside but they also step aside so they still in front. Is that a dance?

[placid fiber]

Touche, hammer

[viral hare]

no its a standoff

[left iron]

What?

[open pollen]

Is mayonaise a dance?

[hushed knoll]

Bop

Bo

[placid fiber]

Yes

[hushed knoll]

No

[stable cypress]

2 people trying to kill an invisible bulwark

[viral hare]

why not

[left iron]

???

[visual stream]

If someone has this frame border vote kick them expeditiously

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-pickles-rugrats-baby-smile-shade-on-gif-15666585

[spare dome]

mayonnaise is a dance of.several ingredients

[stable cypress]

no

[open pollen]

Best solution is to either parkour over the isle wall or turn 90 degrees and slide dodge past them.

[spare dome]

dont forget to throw in a push

[open pollen]

Slide dodging is how I get out of most awkward social situations.

[viral hare]

do a spin to assert dominance

[frosty herald]

slidecancel into semtex sticky throw

[open pollen]

Hold block for added protection

[placid fiber]

I just start kicking and screaming until they move or the cops come

[frosty herald]

this really shouldve been a better frame

[left iron]

I have misclicked

Im sorry Stan, you died

[frosty herald]

you have a frame related to a grimoire and scripture

but they look nothing like it

[viral hare]

protip if you cover yourself in olive oil the police wont be able to grab you letting you slip away free

[visual stream]

Imagine putting your teams through cock and ball torture for some frame held up by sticks and smelted shit

[placid fiber]

Rip stan

[open pollen]

Dissappointed none of the special attacks iz kick

[left iron]

Man that is really potent on a 350% psy sensitive caster

[frosty herald]

hell survive

[left iron]

It, uh

[placid fiber]

Dude, don't tell them my secret abilities

[left iron]

Lasts for 20 ingame days

I think i killed everyone BUT the caster

[radiant axle]

He has 5 hours to get patched up, he’ll be fine

[steep flame]

new silent hill game

[left iron]

Nah, it is getting worse

[frosty herald]

its going to suck ass

[open pollen]

Dude, talk to dah Flamers and snipahs, they stealin ur move!

[frosty herald]

its made by blooper

[steep flame]

ur a hater

[frosty herald]

and they made a combat trailer for it

[spare talon]

getting close

[viral hare]

hot damn

[open pollen]

Ah, I see they are taking inspiration from everyone's favorite entry in the series: Homecoming.

[frosty herald]

a new dynasty warriors game is coming'

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-dolphin-shaking-head-gif-13882573

[open pollen]

What if you just beat dah shit outta your sins?

Oh, you want to manifest my guilt? Let me manifest a lead pipe upside yer head.

[fleet zealot]

tfw you used personality C with friend group A

[fleet zealot]

can we get much lower?

[placid fiber]

Dig

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spray-bottle-cat-spray-bottle-spray-bottle-meme-loop-gif-25594440

[fleet zealot]

honestly the new games look so bad besides like, lu bu's daughter they may or may not have made up for the games it just, I'd rather just use my "ps2" and run the old games instead

[open pollen]

I thought DW was rock bottom. Which is why each game is dah same.

Devs sweatin releasing same game hoping no one notices

[placid fiber]

There is always a new low

[maiden path]

monster hunter wilds looks cool

[frosty herald]

we getting it day one

[maiden path]

mf i am BROKE

[fleet zealot]

i like the area around 4 and 5, even though that's when they started spin off baiting with xtreme legends and empires, they were still good solid games and had a nice difficulty curve through novice->chaos

[frosty herald]

itl release in 2025

[placid fiber]

Same

[frosty herald]

better start grinding

[fleet zealot]

actually that was the problem with 6, 8 and 9 they just keep trying to reinvent the wheel and running themselves over with a square. Also they are trying to appease both the more "standard" normal version with the extra silliness of xtreme and the kingdom management of empires

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-about-that-one-chief-that-aint-it-hand-seals-naruto-gif-16084594

Mans isn't even a pvp player

Making these kinda threats

This like a toothless chiuaua threatening to bite you

[fleet zealot]

oh and they keep swapping/getting rid of signature weapons and instead giving a bunch of named characters generic weapons that are shared throughout the roster

Gan Ning's river blade is one of them they got rid of, Lu Bu's Halberd they got rid of in one installment

[nimble fiber]

[steep flame]

no bloodborne announced

time to hang myself

[frosty herald]

ofc not lmao

[fleet zealot]

BB copers really still going at it

[frosty herald]

even demon souls would sooner get ported

[fleet zealot]

just play nightmare kart

[frosty herald]

play a good game like dark souls 2 or lies of p

[fleet zealot]

it's on PC

and the dev is cool asf

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/frieza-halloween-frieza-eusine-gif-24044895

[steep flame]

hang on

thats releasing today

[lusty turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/323076325684412417/1245834590166454372/7nos2lu81m3d1.png?ex=665a3160&is=6658dfe0&hm=34a31d89296245830b79ec2e58f5d7e178011c35d9f4bc882a83d68582f0463f&

[maiden path]

fake!

doesnt have last of bloodborne 2

[sterile stone]

My sleep paralysis demon working overtime

[lusty turtle]

nuh uh

[fleet zealot]

yes

[hushed knoll]

[fleet zealot]

[sterile stone]

Sony about to pull a helldivers

[viral hare]

real

[sterile stone]

And make you need a psn to play the game

[lusty turtle]

you will, ye

[median steeple]

God the monster hunter wilds gameplay reveal was pretty good

[lusty turtle]

since u need PSN for ghost of tsushima

[frosty herald]

i need to see it for myself

and will probably explode

[median steeple]

you only need PSN for legends

luckily

[steep flame]

this is hype as hell

[fleet zealot]

the dev is just too cool

[frosty herald]

sony instantly showing why the psn requirement is bad by leaking the final shape

[lusty turtle]

i'm excited for path of exile 2

and a few rts later this year

[sterile stone]

I really don't get the mindset behind Sony making pc wait for game releases

[lusty turtle]

[sterile stone]

Shit I already know pc gonna have to wait 9 whole years for a pc port of gta 6

[ivory marlin]

Hey its skeleton

[lusty turtle]

it me yes

[frosty herald]

i dont want to be that guy

[lusty turtle]

hello, been busy so haven't been about much

[ivory marlin]

Real

[frosty herald]

but why does angela look so strange in the remake

[fleet zealot]

i'm excited for poe2 as well

[median steeple]

I love how the state of play just ended with no build up

like wtf

[fleet zealot]

hopefully it doesn't immediately descend into poe1 nonsense

[ivory marlin]

I got a tattoo yesterday

[lusty turtle]

nice

[lusty turtle]

i've played it, its super fun!

[ivory marlin]

Yeah i was out and about and remembered i had free will so i walked to a tattoo shop

[frosty herald]

uhm

skele

pillars of eternity 2 is already out

[open pollen]

I hate it when that happens

I usually end up at a fast food joint

[ivory marlin]

Real

[lusty turtle]

blocked and banned

[ivory marlin]

I also bought wingstop

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-arcueid-tsukihime-melty-blood-arcueid-brunestud-gif-23068797

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-the-woah-roy-hit-the-woah-driving-gif-15366301

its already peak

[desert bough]

what...

[ivory marlin]

I think this is funny especially cuz of what tattoo i got

[desert bough]

Oh thank emprah

[ivory marlin]

Has free will so goes and gets marked by a chaos god

[median steeple]

just wanna say teh gameplay for wilds is already peak

give me the game now

I need to use the GS moveset

[desert bough]

Thought it wuz path of exil... this is... not good

[frosty herald]

HOLD UP

[frosty herald]

DO WE HAVE HUNTER ARTS BACK????

[desert bough]

Wait... dunno bout you lil uns but... aint that heretical?

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-dungeon-meshi-dunmeshi-delicious-in-dungeon-thursday-gif-4230407774122308092

[frosty herald]

CCAIN LOOK AT THE COUNTER POSE THE GS USEER USES

[open pollen]

Looking at the redness around her eyes makes my own eyes itch. Hayfever lookin' ass bout to sneeze.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[ivory marlin]

No dw the god emp had a rebranding

[desert bough]

A dunno...

Cant be too safe an ask Rannick

[ivory marlin]

No dont do that

He’s super busy

[frosty herald]

i might die from peak

[desert bough]

Too late

[open pollen]

Got stabbed by dah peak

Too pointy

[median steeple]

I just hope we see more biomes soon

[sterile stone]

What

[median steeple]

and not just desert and savanna

[sterile stone]

Eyyyyoooo

Is that handler?

[open pollen]

Yeah. Where are the shrublands? The craigs? The badlands? The salt flats?

[frosty herald]

nah the handler is probs the dark skinned girl with the glasses

[open pollen]

The outback

[frosty herald]

we saw grasslands after the sandstorm

[sterile stone]

I can't really see much of her

[open pollen]

Sandlands

[sterile stone]

landsand

[open pollen]

Oops all beachlands

[sterile stone]

Not to be confused with sea sand

[fleet zealot]

new elf reaction images lets goo

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-ibuprofen-lets-all-take-ibuprofen-together-laios-marcille-gif-7415969765511862419

[frosty herald]

i just realized

[ivory marlin]

Guys im not a heretic but ive been reading over the benefits for joining nurgle and lets justr say i don’t think the god emperor “gives you gifts that youll love for all eternity”

[frosty herald]

the counter stance might be a new greatsword moveset

[sterile stone]

Suffering eternal pain

[open pollen]

I miss the old intro. Where everyone was inexplicably giant.

[sterile stone]

And smelling like a walking bag of shit

[median steeple]

also does the true strike look different

[sterile stone]

Nah I'm good

[frosty herald]

you saw the gs user charging up the swing

[median steeple]

it was great

but I really like the new one

[open pollen]

To each their own

[frosty herald]

look at the pose with the sword to the side of the face

[ivory marlin]

5,000,000 a month

And dental

[frosty herald]

the hunter brings the sword down and grinds the ground with it into an uppercut

[sterile stone]

5 mill a month isn't worth smelling like a walking corpse

[open pollen]

Old one gave me Paranoia Agent vibes

[frosty herald]

which might be a new charged moveset

just like the attack that cleaves into the monster and you run sideways

[ivory marlin]

Ok but dental for “any and all mouths you may grow”

[vital galleon]

What's the best weapon for backstab zealot?

[sterile stone]

Bro is thinking short term

[steep flame]

how to stop smelling like a rotting corpse?

[sterile stone]

I expected as much from zoomer brain

[steep flame]

replace all of your flesh

[ivory marlin]

Nose plugs

[ivory marlin]

Ok grandpa how were the koroks

[sterile stone]

I'm throwing your crocs in the ocean

[ivory marlin]

:(

[median steeple]

what fucking monster attacks the big bear mfs

[open pollen]

Put them in sport mode first.

[median steeple]

it hunts like an antlion

[spare talon]

Take someone else's
They won't mind

[open pollen]

IRL antlion or HL2 antlion?

[ivory marlin]

Hi cole

[sterile stone]

Damn

[median steeple]

irl antlion

makes the pit and shit

[ivory marlin]

TYPO

[frosty herald]

cain

[median steeple]

yes

[open pollen]

Damn, spooky bastards

[frosty herald]

those are velocipray

[sterile stone]

Bro out here calling people insults

I thought you were better than this

[median steeple]

thank you I forgot the name

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[frosty herald]

that toad monster looks cool asf ngl

no joke

if they bring back customizable movesets for weapons

[open pollen]

Antlions ain't people sah. They ain't even Ant. Or lion.

[spare talon]

I find it quite shrimple

[median steeple]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx1lFSdXTDlZPe55dsMH9KqPM8c71T-anf?si=XeX9-q9HJx4t63fc

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[median steeple]

this fucking thing?

[sterile stone]

I'ma just be happy if we get a little weevil pet collectable

[median steeple]

the scaly monster it throws

[sterile stone]

Weevils are cool

[ivory marlin]

You excited for day 1 raid?

[spare talon]

Yes

[median steeple]

it attacks like jyuratoda

[open pollen]

Evil weevil final boss.

[ivory marlin]

I dont have a raid group tho 👉👈

[frosty herald]

more like radobaan with the way it uses itself as a wheel

[open pollen]

Is normal sized. But also has mech.

[median steeple]

I assumed that was it being thrown

but I dont remember rado wrapping itself around monsters during fights

[open pollen]

Gavlan wheel?

[placid fiber]

I got to teach my friend about the field around the teleporter, in ror2, that helps you locate where it is

[sterile stone]

They got guns in the new mh?

I wanna shoot a deviljo

[frosty herald]

yes

argus

[sterile stone]

Word

[frosty herald]

the light bowgun and heavy bowgun are in wilds

[sterile stone]

We doing drivebys on monsters

[frosty herald]

we also have bows

and fun fact

bows and heavy bowguns are the best weapons in monster hunter world and rise

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-drive-what-gif-13815639

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-smile-car-windows-down-gif-16958759

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-dolphin-shaking-head-gif-13882573

[sterile stone]

That is horrid

[placid fiber]

I love that gif way too much xD

[median steeple]

watching him switch from the GS to bowgun is great

but idk how its gonna really work

[frosty herald]

ok

[median steeple]

also does our hunter have a voice or am I stupid

[frosty herald]

each locale has 2 distinct looks to it

yup

[ivory marlin]

Thats what she said

[frosty herald]

seems like a voiced protag hunter

[placid fiber]

btw did you know about the teleporter field, in ror2? >.>

[frosty herald]

i learned about it pretty quick after getting stuck on stage 5

[sterile stone]

https://media.tenor.com/tQAZPRWdoHIAAAAC/titanfall2.gif

[ivory marlin]

:(

[placid fiber]

Didn't know about it for the longest time, myself, lol

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/licking-kawaii-low-quality-aot-gif-25359385

[median steeple]

idk how I feel about this ngl

[sterile stone]

Mans getting fallout 4 flashbacks

[median steeple]

cant wait to run around with that fucking thing

[frosty herald]

The Seikret is an animal mount whose exceptional agility will provide the hunter with crucial support out on hunts.
Its well-developed sense of smell allows it to guide you automatically to your current objective, or any location you select on the map.

You can also use your slinger and certain kinds of items while mounted, allowing you to comfortably restore your health,
sharpen your weapons, or even gather materials while on the move.

Your Seikret isn't just for travel, though—you can also stash an extra weapon in its weapon sling, allowing you to switch between two weapons of your choice while out on hunts.

[placid fiber]

Do not the bird mount

[median steeple]

death

[frosty herald]

ok then

[sterile stone]

Furries about to go wild

[frosty herald]

slingers are confirmed to be back

[sterile stone]

[placid fiber]

[median steeple]

ok if you have to use the mount to switch weapons that is pretty cool

take a GS and a HBG or LS

[sterile stone]

Bottom right

[median steeple]

perfect

[sterile stone]

Looks similar to the jungle kinda

From MHW

[frosty herald]

looks alot like the coral highlands

[median steeple]

I was thinking coral

yea

[sterile stone]

It's been years

I don't remember most of the locations

[frosty herald]

Chatacabra

A large species of amphibians that use the adhesive quality of their saliva to affix stone to their forelimbs in order to power up their attacks.

[tranquil summit]

AHHHHHHH

[frosty herald]

looks like they already recycled garangolm into a new monster

[median steeple]

the protentional for him to return is so real

[sterile stone]

Ayeee

[frosty herald]

najarala is coming back as a desert monster 100%

[sterile stone]

It's a stegosaurus

[frosty herald]

its a sand shark unicorn thing

[median steeple]

that or Dah'ren

[frosty herald]

Doshaguma

now i might be seeing things

but his face looks alot like ancient japanese demon art

[median steeple]

oni looking mf

[placid fiber]

What u doing to that dog?!

[placid fiber]

Taking him on a walk? :3

[placid fiber]

Interesting, do continue

[frosty herald]

capcom casually using yujiro's demon back as a monster face

[visual stream]

Wow they really upped the difficulty in the Hab Dreyko rework, only just played it now

[frosty herald]

Focus Mode
Focus Mode allows you to aim your attacks and guard abilities. You can also use Focus Mode to pinpoint monster weaknesses,
which can be targeted with special new attacks that will deal big damage!
By making it easier to space yourself and aim your attacks during hunts,
Focus Mode will make it even easier for players of all stripes to get in on the hunting action.

hmm

The hook slinger is the newest evolution of the slinger, allowing you to gather all types of materials from a distance.
It can be used while mounted on a Seikret, and can even be used to interact with certain environmental objects or trigger traps.

seems like they reworked clutch claw

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doge-wow-gif-4751509

[frosty herald]

this has to be a new pukei pukei set

[median steeple]

God I hate that fucking monster

[frosty herald]

or its the starter hunter gear

[placid fiber]

I don't know what a pukei pukei is, and I don't really care tbh

[frosty herald]

its confirmed

this is the new handler

[placid fiber]

I have absolutely 0 interest in monster hunter games

x.x

[frosty herald]

wll uhh

once im hyped up

[placid fiber]

Too grindy, for my adhd ass

[frosty herald]

its hard to stop me from sharing stuff

[placid fiber]

Oh I don't care if you share it

I'm just saying I am not interested in playing it

[frosty herald]

capcom was cooking with the new smithy @sterile stone

[placid fiber]

Some of the stuff is neat, the grindy concept is lost on my adhd

[sterile stone]

Ahhh that's who she is

She got a vibe about her

[frosty herald]

ngl bro

she is so pretty like holy

[placid fiber]

Interesting way to word that...

[sterile stone]

[frosty herald]

if i said what i truly think i would get the stick lmfao

[placid fiber]

[frosty herald]

lets just say

certain "artists"

will be very happy with her

[placid fiber]

Ah you mean the rule whatever artists >.>

I say whatever because it blocked my comment when I added the number after rule

[frosty herald]

gonna have argus playing monster hunter now he sees what kind of baddies are in the game

[placid fiber]

Totally didn't post nothing <.<'

[placid fiber]

is... that a bird... crossed with a dragon...?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/monsterhunter-world-monsterhunter-world-anime-gif-10999306

[placid fiber]

oh and a lizard

Reminds me of something from ror lol

[frosty herald]

aint no way

they gave palicos voices

[placid fiber]

the ameba hunter thing

[sterile stone]

I played MH a while ago

[placid fiber]

this thing

[sterile stone]

I just dropped the game cause it died on console for a bit

[frosty herald]

the game is very alive on pc

[placid fiber]

Look at this amazing art

[sterile stone]

Cennipede

[placid fiber]

It's coming for ur soul

This too

[frosty herald]

is that rainworld?

[placid fiber]

Risk of Rain

Swifts

[sterile stone]

Go to the gym

Call it

Risk of gains

[placid fiber]

lil bro

followed by big daddy

[frosty herald]

the set the hammerbro uses looks cool asf

lots of kulve taroth inspiration for it

[merry flume]

i need to know new hunting horn tech...

[frosty herald]

they only showed off greatsword

wait a minute

[merry flume]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-bruh-fall-pass-out-goshacaracal-gif-24649562

[frosty herald]

could focus mode be valor stance but added into the base moveset?

[placid fiber]

Look guys, he's doing drugs

[frosty herald]

yknow

if we get the skiff base in the game

jhen mohran is 100% coming back

[placid fiber]

Also: how does this look?

Captures magma worms pretty damn well, right?

[frosty herald]

magma worm my arch nemesis

[placid fiber]

Man I love Risk of Rain so much

It's definitely my type of game

[frosty herald]

cant wait for the fossils from 1 to tri to complain about the fluid combat

[modest rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1119058444750688306/1243374233212551178/artifact-of-devotion-be-like-v0-ndvidc4cf72d1.webp?ex=6659cfbd&is=66587e3d&hm=437430462509a94387edc37de736a43ec5411ee9ad6e9f43882922a99691e449&

blind pests are my nemesis

[frosty herald]

capcom confirms wilds footage at summer game fest

[left iron]

Huh

[placid fiber]

CLONE!

MURDER IT!

[placid fiber]

Wait it really was a clone? xD

[left iron]

Down to her psy caster level

So shes immensely powerful

[placid fiber]

xD

[left iron]

Only things missing are the gear i can create these and bionic parts these are harder to come by

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/annihilation-humanoid-gif-13621436

[left iron]

Neato, shes the fire counterpart of her ice original

[sterile stone]

What is this

Mans making a catgirl army

[left iron]

OG Nicole

New one

[left iron]

Im actually trying to get their master psychic trait from their genes so i can turn them into half dragons with glide

[ivory marlin]

What

[left iron]

?

Did i stutter?

[hot lichen]

@left iron can i have your modlist i need to start mine from scratch?

[left iron]

Noooo, it was too good to be true

[mystic harbor]

where can I post a img of a gun I want to know if I should buy, cant seem to send imges here

[plucky sparrow]

mobilities the dump stat right 💀

(ironically still has 4 out of 5 max dodges)

[placid fiber]

Makes sense, what else would one do?

[plucky sparrow]

you need to talk more in the discord to post images but if you dm me the photo i can post it for you

[mystic harbor]

ok

[maiden path]

i'd buy it

[mystic harbor]

thank u

[maiden path]

xii is the best lasgun

blessings

are not great

but the perks are fine

[mystic harbor]

yeah so much in this game I dont fully understand

i think i can change them

[maiden path]

i'd swap both the blessings to something better

[mystic harbor]

whats good

[north sedge]

Wouldn't run mg12 on zealot

[left iron]

Uh, i have a bunch of QoL mods and vanilla expanded mostly. Eccentric tech armory/defense grid/fusion power. Rimefeller. Ugh you got me so your pawns wont kill each other in social fights or rip each others arms off. Common sense. RimHUD. Snap out. Alpha genes/memes/biomes/animals. Rocketman for performance. SRTS. Zeus/mono/plasma weapons pack

Its not a large modlist

[mystic harbor]

the blessings i got rn are efficiency head hunter and no respite

[hot lichen]

I have like over 300 mods so i need to start all the way over with a lightly modded playthrough

[left iron]

Im waiting for a bunch of mods to update as well

Not having snap out fucked me over real bad when i started right after anomaly was released

Too used to wardens being able to stop mental breaks

[maiden path]

thought u guys were talking about new vegas

need 2 install viva new vegas this time and mod it

[left iron]

No its Dora the Explorer: Barnyard Buddies

[placid fiber]

Sweet, where do I sign up?

[maiden path]

holy shit james looks like he's 30 now

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-troll-we-do-a-little-trolling-when-the-get-real-gif-20632184

[left iron]

Wait in line in here with the rest of the good folk, we will process you shortly

[placid fiber]

Dibs on being the village idiot

[merry flume]

anyone here on the leaderboard

https://v2.hardtide.net/images/hardtide_v2_live_scoreboard.jpg

[placid fiber]

Or a mega crazy magic dude

who is insane

and sets himself on fire

for fun

cuz fire is awesome

[left iron]

Welp, you just gotta get lucky to roll conflagrator on the D20

[frosty herald]

Did you see angela

[spare talon]

I should really install this

[merry flume]

i like it

[merry flume]

thing is you become REALLY reliant on teams that aren't poo poo garbage

[placid fiber]

[merry flume]

or loading into a situation that's nothing but death

but that's the hard part of hardtide 🤷‍♂️

[maiden path]

looks like a real person

with some fucked up eyebrows doe

[left iron]

18 would be necropath

[placid fiber]

What's that? 😮

[left iron]

It used to be really strong, but got tuned down quite a bit

Mainly because of para pulse

[placid fiber]

I mean it fits crazy magic dude, right?

maybe minus the fire

[left iron]

Para pulse used to knock everyone except the caster out for a few hours, now it also affects the caster

[placid fiber]

Sounds like something I would do irl, tbh

Fuck you, you, you, and points at self especially you

[left iron]

And it does so through walls, and AoE is based on psy sensitivity

Liferot is pretty cool though, and being able to walk through walls