oh im a dumb
#zealot-class
tranquil summit
ripe quest
why would it decrease the stamina regen timer
tranquil summit
i misread
royal vortex
toughness regen speed is also bugged in the funniest way ive heard of something being bugged in a long time
tranquil summit
i thought he was asking about toughness regen speed
visual stream
why would it decrease the stamina regen timer
Because Fatshark why else
visual stream
bc stamina regen speed on curios isnt a thing
It is
ivory marlin
I’ve never had shawarma
tranquil summit
nm then
ripe quest
Because Fatshark why else
It's just base regen * (1 + stamina regen modifier) * stamina regen multiplier
plucky sparrow
my last zealot penance :)
sterile stone
my last zealot penance :)
The best map for this is the relay one in the desert
Embrace inner loner knife zealot
And zoom
plucky sparrow
hadron giving a decent roll for once.. just gotta change pox and hammerblow
spare talon
hadron giving a decent roll for once.. just gotta change pox and hammerblow
"Giving" and "changing" being too close together on my phone screen while I was skimming made me do a very scared double take
I thought you were GONNA PUT hammerblow on there lmao
plucky sparrow
who would eat a entire footlong pretzel wtf
fleet zealot
visual blade
i hate this game for this penance
sterile stone
who would eat a entire footlong pretzel wtf
fleet zealot
who would eat a entire footlong pretzel wtf
i mean, there is some big pretzels
plucky sparrow
congrats on the shitty loner penance
visual blade
i genuinely think it is bugged
visual blade
because i've killed so many scab shooters
fleet zealot
it tastes like subway bread and has a terrible texture
visual blade
while they were in "melee mode" charging at me
sterile stone
You're fucking up if you're getting pretzels from Subway
zinc talon
who would eat a entire footlong pretzel wtf
sterile stone
Auntie Ann's is where you go for pretzels
fleet zealot
the churro is also not that good iirc
plucky sparrow
i genuinely think it is bugged
it IS bugged, ive gotten progress backstabbing people when i was in full coherency, and then gotten no progress like 2 bajillion times when i backstab gunners.
zinc talon
Who's got two thumbs and CANT FIND THE COOKIE IN THE LIST
visual blade
it **IS** bugged, ive gotten progress backstabbing people when i was in full coh...
i suppose there is a mod for penances like this to pop up, right?
sterile stone
zinc talon
Sells...out...?
fleet zealot
i haven't tried any of them because i heard bad things about the churro and pretzel, and i don't need a 5$ footlong cookie
zinc talon
Sir this is america
visual stream
Why did Fatshark put hammerblow on heavy swords if it's not a hammer. Are they stupid?
fleet zealot
Sells...out...?
yea cause they have to use it for their catering cookies and shit too
plucky sparrow
i suppose there is a mod for penances like this to pop up, right?
wdym "pop up"
zinc talon
But
sterile stone
Why did Fatshark put hammerblow on heavy swords if it's not a hammer. Are they s...
I mean if you wanna get technical right
visual blade
to know for certain that you've gotten progress
sterile stone
You can use the broad side of a sword as a hammer
visual blade
because i only go off of vibes
plucky sparrow
to know for certain that you've gotten progress
ah so you dont have to keep re hitting tab to see if it updates
zinc talon
Me I buy
visual blade
"i've definitely killed more than 6 ranged enemies this mission what is going on"
fleet zealot
anyways, me and my sister got this massive table size pretzel at this german restaurant and it was fuckin divine
carb heaven
zinc talon
Where Cooke 
visual blade
ah so you dont have to keep re hitting tab to see if it updates
wait does tracking the penances make them pop up in tab?
fleet zealot
she got the mustard dip, i got the butter dip, and we split the beer cheese dip
zinc talon
God damnit I guess I'll just order a real dinner then
plucky sparrow
wait does tracking the penances make them pop up in tab?
yes, even ingame
visual blade
mane
plucky sparrow
and it updates every like 10 seconds
sterile stone
God damnit I guess I'll just order a real dinner then
We eat like men
zinc talon
I thought I was eating three feet of bread and sugar but nooo
sterile stone
A whole rack of ribs
zinc talon
This place is a prison
visual stream
You can use the broad side of a sword as a hammer
zinc talon
spare talon
who would eat a entire footlong pretzel wtf
Me
Probably multiple in one sitting
fleet zealot
thing took up an entire 2 seater restaurant table ANd this si the closest image i can find to the size/shape and color of it
plucky sparrow
who genuinely likes pretzels that much???
zinc talon
Sign up for my premium Ogrifans now to see what I do with the third foot
fleet zealot
who genuinely likes pretzels that much???
it was a damn good pretzel and all 3 of the dips were house made at the restaurant
visual blade
sterile stone
who genuinely likes pretzels that much???
I ask this about people who eat sausages at german resteraunts
zinc talon
That's a challenge
fleet zealot
but yea, i split it with my sister and technically a bit to the rest of my family
zinc talon
Like gauntlet in the dirt challenge
spare talon
who genuinely likes pretzels that much???
Like soft pretzels??? Hell yea
visual blade
rate the build
plucky sparrow
I ask this about people who eat sausages at german resteraunts
man i used to like sasauges but they jsut taste like shit to me now
meager turret
sterile stone
man i used to like sasauges but they jsut taste like shit to me now
Understandable
meager turret
Tf
fleet zealot
just try a different sausage
spare talon
Like pub style soft pretzels with beer butter or whatever (forgot what it's called)
Are literally gods gift to mankind
plucky sparrow
@meager turret this is what started it
spare talon
Why are yalls so tame
visual stream
The footlong churros are better 💪
plucky sparrow
what classs should i grind penances for next since ive basically finished zealot (private penance is all thats left)
sterile stone
what classs should i grind penances for next since ive basically finished zealot...
Ogryn
zinc talon
spare talon
Not every conversation can be about femboys and thigh highs Cole
You are literally making stuff up in your head
spare talon
Why are yalls so tame
plucky sparrow
wtf
fleet zealot
yea?
it's a big pretzel
i don't like mustard, she didn't want the butter
it came with 3 big dipping cups
sterile stone
Mustard butter
zinc talon
Something about technically feeding your family struck a holdup neuron on the way through my head
visual stream
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752156106071081021/1200653623802216508/...
They mean like with brushes and hair spray right... right?
zinc talon
That's a whole lotta
sterile stone
Bread?
nimble fiber
bread!
sterile stone
BREAD
nimble fiber
BREEAAAAAD
zinc talon
'Perhaps' they get some food you buy them
spare talon
These are the pretzels I'm talking about
Like from this exact place
I would slaughter countless people for another
visual stream
Something about technically feeding your family struck a holdup neuron on the wa...
Like what made your brain include the word in this sentence 
sterile stone
Maybe he Thought Ell was old woman?
Shout out to all my old lady gamers in the building
nimble fiber
are u an old lady gamer argus
zinc talon
I feel like if I say well anything about thinking they're younger I'll uh
fleet zealot
i am not old
spare talon
Shout out to all my old lady gamers in the building
You forgot the "fellow" in there
fleet zealot
and i'm only a woman sometimes, most of the time i'm a ferret /qj
zinc talon
I'll let the point stand
fleet zealot
log on a rhythm
zinc talon
Yeah I love the stuff
Helped me drop a bunch of weight in doc school on a regimented cleanse thing
sterile stone
Word?
fleet zealot
we have a food truck that is actually a renovated bus and the cooks barely speak any english and they have the best tacos i've ever had
zinc talon
One of the few places you can stuff yourself with totally vegan food and leave feeling like you just left a BBQ joint
spare talon
Meta terrain? I'd say that would be just generally flat plains
sterile stone
birria tacos
Last time I tried birria I had a piece of plastic in my food
And it was bland
zinc talon
Well plastic usually doesn't have a taste? So
maiden path
replaying
sterile stone
I shoulda checked the stars of the resteraunt before hand
zinc talon
Never
maiden path
u know dis bitch is the only person who calls herself ghost too
fleet zealot
Last time I tried birria I had a piece of plastic in my food
yea it's the uhh
maiden path
she gave herself that name and wont call herself anything else
zinc talon
The Whittier the restaurant the better the food as long as it's a real mom n pop place
fleet zealot
asian 3.5/5 star review rule
zinc talon
For legal purposes I'm not correcting that word
sterile stone
The Whittier the restaurant the better the food as long as it's a real mom n pop...
I learned this about Jamacian food
The ruder they are to you
The better the food
zinc talon
Only had carribean a couple times but my cousin picked up actual peppers on his honeymoon
And his new wife gardens
nimble fiber
The better the food
so when they spit in your food its gourmet type shit?
zinc talon
So this fall or whenever we're all gonna be dying to authentic jerk chicken and the like
sterile stone
so when they spit in your food its gourmet type shit?
Not all that
But when they come up to your table
And start saying
"Whatcha want child"
In the most rushed way possible
fleet zealot
Last time I tried birria I had a piece of plastic in my food
yea, it's all about the place
i went to a palce that claimed to have birria
utter shit
the consome was like, dark brown/black in color
fleet zealot
and i also got a quesadilla
i asked for the ground beef, safe option, they were out, first warnign sign but i was like "ok shit happens" and said get me that adobo chicken instead
i got a fuckin, white chicken chunks
not a hint of seasoning let alone adobo chicken
school tier tortillas and cheese too
literally 0 stars, taco bell is better
sterile stone
I swear
Nothing is worse than when you're super hungry
Like
HANGRY levels of hungry
And you take a bit into something
And it's garbage tier food
fleet zealot
actually been a reoccurring problem with mexican/hispanic restaurants in our town where they just use the cheapest ingredients, overcharge you, and have a massive drink menu to hopefully get some alcholics
saw it happen real time to a place growing up
spare talon
And it's garbage tier food
every boy scout camp out
spare talon
ive been out of scouting since i became an eagle a few years ago
finished before it fucking imploded
tranquil summit
i think its been imploding since the 60s tbh
fleet zealot
covid nailed it i think
sterile stone
saw it happen real time to a place growing up
Ahhhh
One of those
Too drunkt to care places
fleet zealot
at least this food bus is fuckin
holy shit
idk if it's even that good
but it's better than anything i've had in the city
there was like, a hole in a wall place way out at this vacation town that was on par with this
i had their chicken quesadilla with ghost pepper salsa that made young child me see god
tranquil summit
covid nailed it i think
well actually tens of thousands of people filed a lawsuit saying they were sexually or physically abused and they bankrupted the organization. not covid.
like billions of dollars of payout
like a catholic church scandal
lots of lives ruined
oh you were talking about a restaurant
nm
im talking abuot boy scouts
zinc talon
finished before it fucking imploded
Last helicopter outta tehran
Yeah idk how my insides handled letting eleven ear old boys pick what they were going to cook for each other every meal for a full weekend
spare talon
playing around with riposte/precog knife
and found this guy in the game
lvl 900
he certainly wasnt bad by any stretch of the word
but my fuckin GOD DUDE
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO A LITERAL PERFECT WEAPON
spiral anvil
spare talon
i was gonna say "he got more damage than me"
but its not hard to get higher damage with lacerate when your only contender is another knife zealot without it (the other two werent that great)
like if the most of the poxwalkers healthbar has bled out
and i hit it with a shot that would do 2x its healthbar
im only gonna get credit for whatever health was left
anyway this is how that game started
spare talon
like if the most of the poxwalkers healthbar has bled out
and i hit it with a sh...
LMAO THATS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED
LOOK AT MY OVERKILL DAMAGE
coarse birch
Oh hey happy camper
coarse birch
Hi stan
coarse birch
No
hushed knoll
Why not
drowsy steppe
nope
coarse birch
I dont go to bed at 10:30
coarse birch
Damn
maiden path
next trip....................... vegas.................
hushed knoll
how is your night
Pretty gucci hbu
coarse birch
My bedtime is generally some time between 1-4
hushed knoll
it is not bedge time for me
Joke's on you 
coarse birch
I dont always have to get up, but sometimes i just deal with being tired
hushed knoll
drowsy steppe
Joke's on you <a:peepoBalloonbirthday:755693387314626652>
Im not a joke 🙁
hushed knoll
I never said that
drowsy steppe
🙂
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/gamba-gif-25945486
There's a exploit to get infinite caps
At the casino
ivory marlin
No cuz you get kicked out after winning 10k
sterile stone
But you need like 30k casino chips to start it off
sterile stone
No cuz you get kicked out after winning 10k
What...
Stop yappin
You can still trade in casino chips if you're banned from the casino.
ivory marlin
After you win like 10k you get kicked out of the casino
ivory marlin
Real
maiden path
all i need ar implants....
ivory marlin
Endurance implants
sterile stone
ivory marlin
Argus ill give you a regular size of our ice cream for some good shawarma
I’ve never had shawarma before
sterile stone
I lied
ivory marlin
:(
sterile stone
I ate the shwarma
sterile stone
All I have left are these jaw breakers
ivory marlin
Not worth it
sterile stone
That are so sour it will give you mouth pain
ivory marlin
I could mix that into an ice cream
maiden path
Well you need endurance first
erm i dont need endurance
i have the pwoer
of
hm......
ivory marlin
Bros got 10 endurance
maiden path
i already have 7 endurance fuck u
ivory marlin
Oh
sterile stone
Bro is limp noodle levels of endurance
maiden path
das like 8/12
sterile stone
Send him to weenie hut jr.s
maiden path
i dont need endurance cause im not getting hit!
ivory marlin
Real
maiden path
what the fuck is assassin creed valhallas main character doing in vinland saga
zinc talon
hushed knoll
what the fuck is assassin creed valhallas main character doing in vinland saga
I was gonna say that looks like eivor
Is it actually him
north sedge
i got around that by being medal capped
hot jolt
delicate shadow
Is it actually him
no all scandinavians just look the same
maiden path
Is it actually him
yea
it was a collab
between ubisoift
and the guy who made vinland saga
hushed knoll
no all scandinavians just look the same
AC Valhalla and other Viking stuff never gets Viking clothing right
And armor
It’s cringe actually
Cuz actual Viking armor didn’t look “cool” I guess
hot jolt
Finesse is attack speed.
delicate shadow
Cuz actual Viking armor didn’t look “cool” I guess
see that's the thing, the historical stuff actually does look really cool it's just not "hollywood" enough or w/e
hushed knoll
I agree
I think it looks fuckin dope
The historical stuff
Just like Roman soldiers always have to be wearing lorica segmentata
No matter the period
And knights in the 12th century inexplicably have plate armor and everyone in Middle Ages movies are wearing pants instead of hose
delicate shadow
yeah like I like lorica but the romans weren't using only that and it depends on period etc.
delicate shadow
but yea agree
maiden path
AC Valhalla and other Viking stuff never gets Viking clothing right
no one plays assassins creed for historic fun
they play it cause you get to be a cool assassin viking!
hushed knoll
The ability to play in a historically accurate world is what makes it appealing
spare talon
hushed knoll
Otherwise you may as well just set it in Westeros or Faerûn
spare talon
i cant HEAR this shit, man
it even played the "hey, the trappers approaching" voice line too
at the same time
fucking with my HEAD man
dont know what to think no more man
spiral anvil
I can't do this shit anymore
median steeple
errr ah dangit
oblique zenith
heyo zealot family, i has question! does backstab count as charged backstab attacks from daggers? or is it any melee weapon from behind?
oblique zenith
is it with daggers only ,or any weapon? >;[
spare talon
is it with daggers only ,or any weapon? >;[
?
oblique zenith
yesm dat one
spare talon
this is with any melee weapon, as long as their back is facing you
oblique zenith
got it, ty ❤️ wasn't sure if it was like dagger only or not xD
north sedge
Knife does have innate backstab dmg too
spare talon
honestly this node isnt really that great
its too unreliable to actually think about
north sedge
Hammer and crusher can use it alot cause you're knocking shit around
spare talon
like if you were to take this with a chainaxe, youre taking it just so you can get to the nodes below tbh
spare talon
Hammer and crusher can use it alot cause you're knocking shit around
but even then its still inconsistent
like with backstab cdr, yeah its great cuz 20% cooldown for free
and its often enough that its worth taking when going for judgement
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-guitar-badass-racing-gif-8527742
GOD DAMMIT NO
spare talon
but it doesnt happen enough for me to think that taking the backstab node is actually a good idea, unless im going for the nodes below it (which i am lol)
north sedge
GOD DAMMIT NO
hushed knoll
😠😠😠😠
north sedge
It's a solid node, there is far worse
spare talon
true
rancid island
stoopid question, head hit count as critical hit right?
north sedge
https://tenor.com/view/fighting-mad-max-fury-road-guitar-electric-guitar-rocking...
@hushed knoll
spare talon
stoopid question, head hit count as critical hit right?
no
north sedge
No
spare talon
they are seperate things
rancid island
oh, thank you
north sedge
Weakspot, different thing
spare talon
Impact is funny with crusher
yeah but youre trading a talen point
for the equivelent of 1.5 stacks of an impact blessing
that you will already have
on that same note
crushers blessing pool 
north sedge
Eh it's fine since crusher is actually balanced around it
Unlike say, hammer which has 25 useless blessings
pine tartan
Which blessings should i get for crucis thunderhammer?
For a all rounder build
north sedge
Thrust + slaughterer / headtaker
pine tartan
Thrust + slaughterer / headtaker
Thanks
visual stream
When I'm in a suicide-induction competition and my opponent is Beast of Nurgle in the area under train tracks on Chasm Logistratum that won't stop fucking vomiting
patent patrol
I have... NO IDEA if this is good. Or at least salvagable.
maiden path
I have... NO IDEA if this is good. Or at least salvagable.
mobilty is the dump stat
not reload speed
spiral anvil
It's still more than fine
maiden path
i'd use it over anything else doe
patent patrol
not reload speed
So in other words low reload speed killed it.
patent patrol
Yeah no idc about godrolls really.
spiral anvil
Change both blessings to whatever
spiral anvil
Surgical handcannon usually
delicate shadow
I have... NO IDEA if this is good. Or at least salvagable.
change blessings to surgical+hand cannon
patent patrol
Well I can only change either both blessings and keep unyielding or one blessing.
delicate shadow
nah, you don't wanna be shooting multiple shots to get crits, surgical lets you just crit on first shot/every shot so long as you don't shoot too fast, which you shouldn't on a zarona anyway
spiral anvil
Since reload is so bad you want to oneshot most things, surgical lets you do that
patent patrol
well tbf I don't really have a high surgical in storage
I only have surgical 1 for this weapon
so.
delicate shadow
any tier will do
spiral anvil
F
patent patrol
at least for now.
spiral anvil
You can just run that then wait for bigger surgicals
patent patrol
K then
zealous basin
maiden path
why did he do this fucking face 😭
tranquil summit
he's goofy
sterile stone
why did he do this fucking face 😭
spare talon
he's goofy
he's a silly little guy, just like me!
visual stream
goober-pilled bussin it down silly style
dense field
is a bad idea
Of course it is. There should be scattershot instead of flechette.
dense field
what is good shotgun for zealot right now guys?
Kantrael with no respite+full bore
ripe bronze
Of course it is. There should be scattershot instead of flechette.
Aw fuck
sterile stone
Getting held in place by a mutant swarm while a tox flamer cooks you alive
Is true pain
spare talon
Getting held in place by a mutant swarm while a tox flamer cooks you alive
Sour apple flavor fire
median steeple
The astral winds
ivory marlin
Where did all the time go
I eated it
Im so tired
I made multiple huge mistakes at work today
ember yew
Escape From Tarkov's developer announced that anyone who plonked down $100 to upgrade from the $150 edition to the $250 edition will be refunded $50—but only in the form of in-game credit. There won't be any actual real-world money making its way back into the hands of players.
I'm so glad i dropped it after like 20 hours (still money wasted tho)
And invested in the stuff like Vermintide 2 and Darktide, etc
sterile stone
Nikita wasted that money
Everyone is assuming BSG wasted all that money on the failed Arena
Like all that money went into promo for something no one cared about
sterile stone
got that stand user
Lil noodle
ember yew
Everyone is assuming BSG wasted all that money on the failed Arena
is that one a separate game or a game mode within basic game?
sterile stone
is that one a separate game or a game mode within basic game?
It's a seperate game that's connected to the main game
Like
ember yew
sterile stone
I'm sure you can play Arena without owning EFT
But the way it's designed
Or atleast was suppose to be designed
You earned shit in Arena
And it would carry over to the main game
And you could bring things from the main game to arena
It's a cluterfuck of nonsense that I don't think pulled off well
ember yew
Yeah, looks like they didn't give it much thought, probably wanted a deathmatch-something for tarkov
sterile stone
Nah nah
maiden path
Ferrets would have Soft and Wet since the bubbles can steal anything
i would kick soft and wets ass
i'd literally just dodge da bubbles
sterile stone
They wanted to turn Tarkov into a Esports scene
ember yew
sterile stone
And it backfired so hard
sterile stone
So now ll the money they poured into it went down the shitter with no return on investment
ember yew
i remember the game called World War III had
maiden path
what time is it now
2:29
maiden path
what about now
give it 40 seconds
tranquil summit
also it's 12:30
brave cypress
what they add
maiden path
idk lol
drifting wolf
how it feels to spread misinformation
delicate shadow
little epoch
do you think should i buy it for a one shot boss build? stats seems good, i know i should change shock and awe
i think i can swap shock and awe and pox right?
oak ermine
Too bad UY is only lv2, but yeah, it’s otherwise a decent base
little epoch
yeah i see unyielding is too low for a good one shot build :/
oak ermine
IDK how big of a deal is that 10% missing, since I don’t play the hammers very often
little epoch
uhm i think i'll buy and test it out, if i see it's bad i will just earn blessing
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/anniversary-wishes-gif-7124313662135144962
Land of the free and stolen valor
👍
I miss my nitro
quaint verge
ivory marlin
:(
ivory marlin
I think the fact that the eagle scream isn’t even the actual call of said eagle says so much about the usa
maiden path
AMERICAAAAAA
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
HOME OF BIG BOSS!!!!
why could konrad curze see the future again
frosty herald
hot jolt
frosty herald
fuk u im a zealot imma kill yuo imma stab you
frosty herald
hot jolt
frosty herald
Beb creates his first zealot chat contribution
maiden path
he is a SHIZOPHRENIC
in a house of CORPSES
konrad curze looks like this is all im saying
ivory marlin
Ok but the god emp probably protected his smell
maiden path
using my psyker powers to make my gene son not smell like doodoo and sweat
maiden path
thats why big e had to die
ivory marlin
Yep
maiden path
graaaaaah nurgle stink forever
ivory marlin
Nurgle was upset everyone smelled good
Alao
Praise nurgle
Im getting my first tattoo soon and its gonna be his symbol
maiden path
ripe quest
double barrel shotgun w/ the DIY fart barrel attachment
ivory marlin
double barrel shotgun w/ the DIY fart barrel attachment
What
ripe quest
maiden path
its one of the 40k modern age ones
maiden path
didnt rotigus get trapped in a cave
ivory marlin
Probably
Nurgle is currently beating mort so i wouldn’t doubt if rotigus got stuck somewhere
Fun lore fact i could be remembering wrong
Rotigus is santa
frosty herald
Nurgle is currently beating mort so i wouldn’t doubt if rotigus got stuck somewh...
guilliman coming back to life cause the emperor could never let the ultramarines take the L
ivory marlin
Is he still burning the garden or did he get out
I forgor
I just know nurgle was hella peaved with mort for being dumb
drifting wolf
i think he scorched the whole thing in one go so he's probably out
ivory marlin
Fair enough
frosty herald
hes back on the great crusade
frosty herald
the lion woke up and met with guiliman either on terra or on a flagship
ivory marlin
Guys if 40k was real id fall to nurgle so fast i love giving gifts and not dying
frosty herald
signing up as a neophyte asap
quaint verge
The one who gifts "blessings" for the mortals that prays
ivory marlin
How fast yall think i could go from pox walker to great unclean one
drifting wolf
you turn into biomass some point inbetween
quaint verge
The one who gifts is just fun to me. when some mortals prayed for more livestock birth, got gifted with unending mutant spawns
minor canyon
can nurgle make a plague that the tyranids can't out-evolve? 🤔
ivory marlin
Rotigus is so real for that
minor canyon
it's kind of a moot question because of the shadow in the warp though
drifting wolf
i'm pretty sure there's some nurglite planets that are just too potent to be dealt with by the swarms
or i could be thinking of the one planet that nurgle's forces and tyranids went at one another and left the planet completely uninhabitable by both
ivory marlin
Those were orks
drifting wolf
hm
ivory marlin
It was orks vs the nids
drifting wolf
ah no i found it, hesp
ivory marlin
Hesp?
drifting wolf
that's the planet i was referring to
quaint verge
low finesse tho 
ivory marlin
Bro i wish my finesse was that high on my deimos
It would be perfect if its finesse was higher
frosty herald
i'm pretty sure there's some nurglite planets that are just too potent to be dea...
tyranids def could never penentrate a daemon planet
orks absolutely tho
ivory marlin
Dont some orks start following nurgle cuz they think hes a huge ork?
drifting wolf
sounds like something some orks would do, but i recall that they're pretty resistant to chaos in general, not immune though
ivory marlin
Probably
The way all of the lore looks tyranids are gonna eat everything then hit a stalemate with orks
frosty herald
orks went into the eye of terror and even reached khorne's throneroom
quaint verge
There is a branch of tyranids that hunts daemons only
frosty herald
theyre extremely ressilient to chaos
ivory marlin
orks went into the eye of terror and even reached khorne's throneroom
Wait actually?
drifting wolf
yeah
frosty herald
it was the biggest whaagh ever recorded in 40k
ivory marlin
Orks could solo slanesh im just saying
hushed agate
There is a branch of tyranids that hunts daemons only
Arent they blanks?
quaint verge
HIve fleet kronos
frosty herald
if you kill the tyranid leader the following nids will lose purpose
drifting wolf
ork warboss loves fighting daemons, goes into the eye to some kind of daemon world/khorne's throne to kill daemons and it's a battle so brutal that it impresses khorne, and he makes it so that the battle restarts everytime it ends
endless waaagh
ripe quest
if you kill the tyranid leader the following nids will lose purpose
I become the new tyranid leader
drifting wolf
ork valhalla
frosty herald
if the warboss targeted nurgle and slaanesh it couldve ended in the god being mortally wounded ngl
and lucius would be spawncamped for the entire battle
drifting wolf
deserved for being a weird immortal godmodder
hushed agate
hushed knoll
I become the new tyranid leader
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-bunny-no-nope-nou-gif-14651222
Hi stan
Ok its 4 am gn
frosty herald
Alloy Vultures can now be suplexed @placid fiber the hunk mod has very comical changelogs
obtuse stirrup
What are the optimal swing patterns for Ironhelm?
quaint verge
H2 to L2, rinse and repeat
obtuse stirrup
For every circumstance?
quaint verge
for horde
frosty herald
Activate H1 activate h2
junior pulsar
precog and uncanny you guys reckon?
maiden path
hello chat
drowsy steppe
Uncanny
maiden path
this how i be fr
drowsy steppe
Congrats
junior pulsar
it's my first 380 so i just want to be very careful with what i do
maiden path
daisy chaining the power strips around the golden throne and turning the emperor into a electircal box
drowsy steppe
I would say precog
theres currently a bugged interaction between the duelist node and the precog blessing
junior pulsar
i mean i can always change it later if it doesn't feel good
drowsy steppe
basically having precog overbuffs your damage, if you have duelist active
but even without the bugged interaction, I would run precog
maiden path
SLOWELY FADE INTO THE RED FOREST AND I LET THE BLOODSUCKERS TAKE HIM
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF THE WISH GRANTER MAKES ME GO BLIND
I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THE PRICE TAG ANYWAY
drowsy steppe
are you ok
maiden path
MONOLITH WANTED SOME INITIVITE, USED THE WISH GRANTER TO REMOVE THE ENTIRE ZONE
I'M MOVING LIKE OPPENHEIMER
supple tide
thoughts on this knife? is this still good? and are the numbers too bad for it to be worthwhile
merry flume
GETTING TOP FROM A POLTERGEIST IN X-18, CALL THAT SHIT BRAIN SCORCHER
maiden path
MOTHERFUCKER LOOKED LIKE THE CLEAR SKY SWAMPS AFTER I WAS DONE WITH HIM
merry flume
thoughts on this knife? is this still good? and are the numbers too bad for it t...
there's nothing wrong with that knife
drowsy steppe
thoughts on this knife? is this still good? and are the numbers too bad for it t...
finesse is on the lower scale but not too bad
maiden path
TOP SHELF ZAZA DISRUPTED THE ZONES EXPANSION
drowsy steppe
crit chance perk isnt needed
theres more to gain from perks that adds damage to specific armor types then whatever a 5% extra crit chance will give you
merry flume
theres more to gain from perks that adds damage to specific armor types then wha...
uncanny is busted so adding +damage is actually overkill
drowsy steppe
as cringy as rending on crit is. You're missing out on hand cannon
junior pulsar
I have a hand cannon somewhere
drowsy steppe
uncanny is busted so adding +damage is actually overkill
theres no overkill in a horde game
merry flume
more damage per round but around the same kills is overkill
i usually average about 500-600 kills but if i got 400k damage vs 600k damage all i did was make my fingies tired 😔
drowsy steppe
what argument are you giving
junior pulsar
@drowsy steppe - tested in psykhanium, i now reliably 3 heavy hit a crusher at full stacks of blazing, down from 5 before
on damnation ofc
merry flume
give the DB a rending talent 
junior pulsar
what would be the dream for this stub revolver? hand cannon and crucian roulette?
or hand cannon/ surgical?
ok easy, i think i have a t4 hand cannon stored away
and i can just sac my current want for t3 surgical
sac as in sacrifice
polar nexus
or hand cannon/ surgical?
hand cannon surgical on zarona
fathom helm
Finally done with this annoying penance.
random adder
would a tigrus mk 15 with perfect strike and shred be good ?
so like building into as much crit chance as you can
jagged aspen
Yes it's very good
fathom helm
would a tigrus mk 15 with perfect strike and shred be good ?
Yes.
random adder
at that point would you forego the penetration stat ?
for more dagame and cleave ?
by stat I mean the modifiers
quasi marsh
why would you dump penetratino because of perfcect strike?
fathom helm
at that point would you forego the penetration stat ?
Why would you forgo that? Mobility is the dump stat.
Only need mobility to be at or above 50% for dodge count.
random adder
then what does it do ?
fathom helm
doesnt perfect strike make crits bypass armor ?
No, what it does is ignore hitmass, i.e you can cleave through a billion enemies if you want.
tame mirage
c:<
desert bough
Ulgo need book with many holy words to recite from!
quasi marsh
but it says it only does that on armour
ignore that line
what it does is simply reduce enemy hitmass to 0
nothing more or less
fathom helm
It's just the tooltips being inaccurate again, yeah.
random adder
fucking goobber tooltips
tooltips more like
more like
like
Tool tips
amirite ?
desert bough
random adder
nyehehehe
fathom helm
@random adder Something like this is ideal.
quasi marsh
keep in mind though
even if you have infinite cleave from hitmass
theres still an upperl imit to how many enemies you can dmg at once
fathom helm
Yeah but they still stagger though, don't they?
quasi marsh
they still get staggered and you still proc effects like invocation of death though
fathom helm
Which is ideal for spamming Book and Rush ults
random adder
<@146374388571176962> Something like this is ideal.
why high cleave if you already have perfect strike ? just because it was a good roll to start with and you kept it ?
fathom helm
why high cleave if you already have perfect strike ? just because it was a good ...
Damage distribution
random adder
or do you still want cleave even if perfect strike is there ?
spare dome
sometimes the right answer is to just say i dont know
fathom helm
Stats don't have to be 100% perfect on weapons either, like with this setup as long as you roll perfect strike or shred IV you can then fix the other rolls up if you don't want them / not ideal.
fathom helm
sometimes the right answer is to just say i dont know
Well "I think" can also be fine if not completely sure.
south folio
there's an unlisted damage distribution profile that means that light attacks can't do any damage to the 5th target and beyond
even if their damage/stagger distribution (aka cleave) is high enough
fathom helm
there's an unlisted damage distribution profile that means that light attacks ca...
Well that's just Fatshark being cryptic once again 
spare dome
the distribution stat is strictly just cleave value and nothing else affixed
hushed knoll
Hello young juice senecio
south folio
hi stanio
spare dome
Speedor Tits Ston
south folio
stanny wanny
hushed knoll
Speedor Tits Ston
hushed knoll
stanny wanny
I’m going to encase you in amber
left iron
left iron
Hey Stan
hushed knoll
Are you jealous that Arco is being preserved
left iron
Nah, go for it
hushed knoll
Have you ever wanted to kayak down a tall mountain of mashed potatoes and gravy
hushed knoll
If you can’t get the penance how you gonna call ur self exploits
spare dome
it could have sucked a lot more
i am trying to meet it on its own terms instead of cheesing it
so no crabwalking nonsense and no magdumping heads to 10+ just to toss a shredder nade
and its kinda sad because doing this makes you notice that you rarely do have 10 actual stacks of MF
spare dome
like if im doing well its maybe 100 kills a round
royal vortex
this mf penance sucks
i simply did it in one match
spare dome
and currently im doing it with a laspistol so i can swap fastly
solar gorge
and magdumping a horde isn't cheesing it imo
spare dome
i just think magdumping a horde is lame period lol
south folio
i got it comfortably since i melee a lot even with a marksman focus build
solar gorge
it's just the most efficient way to do that penance tis all
spare dome
like the ASS penance wasnt made to teach you to altf4 the instant you down
south folio
i didn't even realize that a MF penance existed until i got it
spare dome
almost at 1k ;_; still so far away
solar gorge
like the ASS penance wasnt made to teach you to altf4 the instant you down
that's an exploit, nothing comparable to shooting a bunched up heads
obtuse stirrup
You get 10 stacks a lot easier with Camouflage btw
spare dome
yes but standing still is balls
obtuse stirrup
It stacks up so fast with that
solar gorge
you can move without loosing stacks for a little while after landing a headshot
obtuse stirrup
Tbh imo not having it punishes you for moving harder
It's not about making you stand still and turret
solar gorge
just gotta time your movement with a kill
obtuse stirrup
It's just assistance in rebuilding stacks
There's plenty of times where you have no reason to move
spare dome
i find it easier with 15
fathom helm
The standing still keystone is probably one of the dumbest keystones in the game.
Ah yes, stand still in this game that requires a lot of movement
obtuse stirrup
And it's really hard to get value from it vs bosses without
spare dome
bigger range
obtuse stirrup
The standing still keystone is probably one of the dumbest keystones in the game...
That's what makes it good design imo
spare dome
i do not stand still lol
obtuse stirrup
You have to find windows to not move and you have to create moments to move
quaint verge
Just use a autogun, they have a negative recoil
obtuse stirrup
And if you lose a few stacks
Big fucking deal
You gain them back fast too
And frankly if you aren't headshotting then you aren't getting much value from the Finesse damage anyway
spare dome
well i wasnt getting 100 per round with camoflauge well say that much
solar gorge
i just don't see the value in camouflage, when i can get stacks whenever i want tbh
fathom helm
I already did the penance, but I still don't like the standing still keystone. Feels wrong.
obtuse stirrup
Depends on the gun you use I guess
fathom helm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDHMmU55TWk Standing here keystone be like
obtuse stirrup
CIAG headshots are great but it doesn't always get them as easily
spare dome
laspee makes picking out headshots easy
versed turtle
How important is reload speed on the quickdraw? It already has the quickloader, right?
spare dome
and i stay mobile
obtuse stirrup
Yeah, I was thinking that
Laspistol and infantry lasgun probably supports 15 stacks better
plucky sparrow
How important is reload speed on the quickdraw? It already has the quickloader, ...
its only like a 20% bonus to reloading at max
spare dome
agrip doesnt care about reload speed stat, its kind of a dead bar on it
obtuse stirrup
But on CIAG it feels better to have Camouflage imo
south folio
you can still move without losing stacks if you just hit heads and use some appropriate weapon
spare dome
it already reloads very fast and in three tiers
south folio
aand the stacks don't decay all at once
versed turtle
its only like a 20% bonus to reloading at max
ty
solar gorge
you can still move without losing stacks if you just hit heads and use some appr...
yeah, just get a headshot and move
obtuse stirrup
I mostly just like to keep Camouflage for boss dps
south folio
if the keystone isn't for you, that's fine
but i think it's completely fine if you have some bare minimum of skill and are using a good enough weapon for it
obtuse stirrup
There's times when the boss is on somebody else and you can just stand there and shoot
solar gorge
god i want to play with the new weapons but they're 1 month away
fathom helm
Would be nice if you could at least walk without losing stakcs. (no crabwalk, don't count and looks hilarious)
spare dome
i think its doodoo when you look at where DD is now for psyker lol
obtuse stirrup
And without Camouflage they all just fade off
versed turtle
if you inspect it how long does it say the reload speed is btw?
Honestly not even THAT bad
versed turtle
Im a zealot anyways, i barely use my gun lmao
spare dome
DD is so goddamn generous
south folio
yeah it's already plenty good enough to run even w/o the +2 stacks on weakspot kill if you take the 10 seconds upgrade
spare dome
oooo that feeling when there's a song in ur head and you launch your music app on random and it plays that exact song first
south folio
should've been cut in half each time the timer tiks down
maiden path
versed turtle
a whole .24 second slower reload, ~~you're going to suffer!!! ~~
MAY THE GOD EMPEROR SAVE ME!
solar gorge
distubbed
fathom helm
Funny mod idea, play the standing here song when you reach 10 or more stacks on the standing keystone
plucky sparrow
Funny mod idea, play the standing here song when you reach 10 or more stacks on ...
volume gets exponentially louder when going from 10-15 stacks
fathom helm
yes lol
obtuse stirrup
Again it's not really standing still if your aim doesn't suck
Headshot kill buys you 6 seconds of free movement
Headshot nonkill buys 3s
It's just annoying to have to rebuild every interval
south folio
though that makes it more interesting as a keystone
having an economy that does matter to some extent by going up and down in meaningful amounts
fathom helm
I know you can spam hipfire with the infantry autoguns, but not really good to move and hip fire with some other guns.
south folio
instead of being essentially a permanently active buff
versed turtle
though that makes it more interesting as a keystone
maiden path
ew
south folio
when the ranged *focused class has a keystone that encourages precision 😔
maiden path
why's it wagging
south folio
i still find it baffling that some people who play vet dislike MF so much because that is the last place i would've expected it
and if they don't like it, there are other options
it depends on weapons having some desirable traits and that's fine
i seethe
desert bough
south folio
there is a targeted campaign against me, spearheaded by mankar
desert bough
nah Ulgo like fish
fathom helm
nah Ulgo like fish
desert bough
fathom helm
Ogryn caught fish
fathom helm
lmao
pine osprey
I mainly use zealot for the DEUS VULT, greatsword and flamer
maiden path
I mainly use zealot for the DEUS VULT, greatsword and flamer
what the fuck do you mean greatsowrd
do you mean the two handed evis
desert bough
huh? what is evyscerator?
pine osprey
what the fuck do you mean greatsowrd
ye, great chainsword
desert bough
greatsword always wuz here
merry flume
i mean it's a great sword
maiden path
NO
desert bough
ye
maiden path
its not!
maiden path
these are two seperate types of weapons!!
pine osprey
these are two seperate types of weapons!!
it is a pretty great sword
merry flume
you can hear every impact on the desk
not even talking so it's just darktide noises and thuds
hushed knoll
there is a targeted campaign against me, spearheaded by mankar
I’m glad
tawny river
not even talking so it's just darktide noises and thuds
me irl
pine osprey
Imperator vult
tawny river
slams darktide soiunds @merry flume and thuds
merry flume
please get a shock mount for your mic
tawny river
maiden path
misty nova
please get a shock mount for your mic