zealot-class

[obtuse stirrup]

Cleave Targets I kinda don't know tbh, I think it's not so important

And then tbh idk what perks you want

I don't remember now

Maybe like Flak carapace

[random adder]

ok damage pen

[fleet zealot]

Shredder is good for your revs

[dense field]

Shredder is pretty important for xv

[obtuse stirrup]

Shredder wants to be high too

[random adder]

any percentage threshold I should surpass ?

[obtuse stirrup]

Just less important than damage or penetration iirc

[dense field]

Low shredder can be the difference if you kill something big in one hit or not

[random adder]

guys ?

[dense field]

I don't remember

[random adder]

the one I already have has 68% pen

[fleet zealot]

Close to 80 as possible

[random adder]

ok

[fleet zealot]

But honestly it doesnt matter too much if it is 75%s and you dont have something better

Idk

Not every breakpoint is memorized and recorded

[random adder]

whats sawing mean ?

or rather

whats the difference between sawing and saw rip

[dense field]

Do you know that chain weapons have a special attack?

Ah

[random adder]

yes I know

[fleet zealot]

Saw rip is what you get when you activate your attacks

Sawing is lower but can get accessed in normal attacks

For XV it is your unrev’d heavies

[random adder]

...

what ?

[fleet zealot]

Wdym what have you been using special fire to rev your evisc?

[dense field]

It's complicated

[random adder]

yes

[fleet zealot]

Ok and have you used your unrev’d heavies?

And noticed they do a mini shred?

[random adder]

whenever I see a specialist I rev, I charge at them and 1 shot them

I dont use heavies tbh

[fleet zealot]

Tbf for squishier specialists unrev’d heavy would do the same

You do rev heavy tho right?

[random adder]

no

[fleet zealot]

It’s the best attack for the xv single target

Why, it’s a free weakspot hit and more damage than rev’d light as well

[random adder]

heavy attacks slow you down so much when you charge them that the enemy either counter attacks you and pushes you away, or simply run away from you

[fleet zealot]

Strikedowns/overheads generally do more damage than sweeps as a trade off for not cleaving

[fleet zealot]

You don’t need to hold a heavy attack at all

Only with a specific ogryn talent or thrust blessing

Also you can slide to keep momentum

[random adder]

the tutorial specifically tells you that to do a heavy attack you hold the attack button

[fleet zealot]

Yes and you do not need to hold it for long at all lol

[random adder]

oh it doesnt scale with hold time ?

[fleet zealot]

No lmao

[random adder]

wtf thats so counterintuitive

[fleet zealot]

No?

If every heavy needed to be held no one would use it just like you were

[random adder]

in everygame in existence the more you hold an aatack the stronger the hold attack is

[fleet zealot]

Not in tide games

[random adder]

damage has scaled with time held since forever

[fossil crag]

not in this game unless you have that one blessing that i dont remember the name of

[fleet zealot]

Heavies can gain power from being held from one of two sources, 1 ogryn talent and the thrust blessing

[random adder]

so what do you do just hold it until the different attack animation starts and release it ?

[fleet zealot]

Not every game

[fleet zealot]

Yes

[fleet zealot]

If you are online can you grab the ogryn talent one as well

[random adder]

ok most games

but like

[fossil crag]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/build-editor i dont play ogryn so i dont know the name sorry

[fleet zealot]

ahh no problem

Games lantern kills my phone

Even tho my phone is new

I need my pc’s adblock for it

[obtuse stirrup]

It's those revved heavies that makes the mark 15 so good for single target

You can oneshot anything that isn't a boss

[random adder]

the only eception I can think of is this new genere of held attacks where if you release the held button on a given queue you do even more damage than if you held the attack until it's released on its own

hack and slash games come to mind

but damng

ok ok noted

[obtuse stirrup]

If you like weapons that reward funky timing try the Duelling Sword 4 on psyker

You can do heavy-special combos

Pretty much as fast as you can do just spamming heavies

[random adder]

I'll try to get more used to using heavies from now on

[obtuse stirrup]

Every weapon has a different release timing that scales with attack speed iirc

[random adder]

stop its too much for my brain

[obtuse stirrup]

And some weapons want you to combo between lights and heavies, like the Crusher

Evis 15 is a great weapon to get the basics on though

High power and high ease of use

[random adder]

ok what are the basics then ?

other than the ''heavy doesnt scale with time held by default'' revelation

[spare dome]

me like thunderstorm

[dense field]

sawing damage is how much damage you do with every tick while you saw
saw rip is the big chunk of damage you do when you stop sawing and rip the sword out

[random adder]

ok

if I rev up and attack units that dont make me go into the sawing animation does it increase the damage ?

[dense field]

Am I writing it comprehensively? English is not my first language so I'm not 100% sure if I'm not actually typing some word salad.

[random adder]

wait I guess I could just check that on the training room

[fleet zealot]

i don't know how it works or if it is even listed, but for rev'd sweeps that go through enemies, yes rev'ing give you a damage bonus

[random adder]

yeah I can kinda see it

[fleet zealot]

basically to make it more consistent when going through trash mobs, thought it will always stop on any elite/specialist/boss

[random adder]

still not worth it imo}

[frosty herald]

The mk15 evis stops when you hit a fifth enemy in a swing but if you rev it the cap goes away

[fleet zealot]

rev'd lights are great opener

[random adder]

since the rev state lasts for like 2 attacks

[fleet zealot]

it does not last iirc, it's just audio

[random adder]

thats even worse

[fleet zealot]

rev'd light is a great opener for mk15

then you just use normal lights and only go back to rev'd lights depending on circumstance

[random adder]

I am not reving after every single attack on a bunch of these

[fleet zealot]

yea of course not, i said opener

you rev as the horde approaches and that's your first swing

then you do normal swings

[random adder]

lol you can rev up the blocking attack

and it does way more damage than the strong attack apparently

[fleet zealot]

anyways, unrev'd heavy for mk15 and for a few other weapons will still saw, there is no official term for this, I just call it "partial rev"

[random adder]

noted

thanks

[random adder]

what more basics should I learn ?

[lean lark]

the ones you get by playing the game

[obtuse stirrup]

If you are using it with fury of the faithful

There is one more advanced tech

[dense field]

Oh right

[obtuse stirrup]

If you wanna do more damage to a boss, hit it with a revved heavy and THEN use your charge

[dense field]

Yep, hit first

[obtuse stirrup]

You do more damage that way than charging into the attack

[random adder]

so heavy rev, then ability heavy ?

[dense field]

Press F when you're already sawing

[random adder]

F is the rev key ?

no wait

F is the ability key I guess

[dense field]

F is the ability key. Your dash.

[random adder]

yes

so you mean during the animation of the sawing heavy hit ability ?

[dense field]

Yes

[random adder]

ok

I got the >76% burn flamer btw

now I need gold to upgrade it

is the cloud radious too little ?

or fine ?

[dense field]

Too little

[spare talon]

Cloud radius is arguably the 2nd most important stat

Heavily affects range of the flame

[fleet zealot]

cloud radius too little, flamer is one of the few weapons where damage is the dumpstat

[hushed knoll]

What are your thoughts on egg sandwiches

[fleet zealot]

depends, egg salad sandwich? no thanks

also, i don't like runny yolk

[hushed knoll]

What are your thoughts on stained glass

[fleet zealot]

i have no strong opinions on stained glass

[spare dome]

stained glass sandwich? no thanks

this thunderstorm did not last as long as i had desired

[random adder]

ok

what should the cloud radius% be then ?

[spare dome]

like 70

[fleet zealot]

i believe the last BP is the same as burn 76%

but ~70 would be more than enough

[spare dome]

honestly higher is better but imo you only truly need it to hit 19m

that guarantees you can range/outrange enemy flamers

trappers will always be in range (unless their intended target was someone else)

[fleet zealot]

yea but what about increasingly large crusher packs huh /hj

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

Be careful

When I get mad

My typing gets worse

[fleet zealot]

you turn into stained glass hulk?

[spare dome]

... worse?

[left iron]

Couldnt be much worse than it already is

[fleet zealot]

i need to be able to handle 20m long pack of crushers

[fleet zealot]

also don't threaten me stanielthon the 3rd

[hushed knoll]

ICE OMG

[random adder]

like this _?

[hushed knoll]

WHAT IF YOU MADE AN ICE SCULPTURE

THAT WOULD BE SO META

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-leave-pepe-frog-bye-upset-im-out-gif-17020829

[hushed knoll]

What threat? I just stated a fact

[hushed knoll]

No you can't angrily walk away

[fleet zealot]

looks good

remember that tho you can min max with in this game, it is seldom needed until after you get your core loadouts

[north sedge]

Just tell him how mid popcorners are

[merry flume]

i wish i had the mental energy to go out to clubs again

[random adder]

yeah ?

[north sedge]

Or alternately, stan really loves this gif

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH I AM ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE FARM FRESH DIFFERENCE

[merry flume]

theres a vr music event tonight and nobody's playing anything good 😔

[random adder]

what perks btw ?

[fleet zealot]

only blessing you need right now is blaze away, it only comes in t3. Overpressure is bugged, and none of the others are a significant boost

[fleet zealot]

flaks elite unyielding carapace (last one for fotf pack melting)

[north sedge]

What

[merry flume]

i got real drunk last night and someone started flirting with me, and i started infodumping darktide stuff

it's joever..

[spare dome]

wdym it never started

[fleet zealot]

i mean, if they weren't interested they obv weren't for you

[spare dome]

join me in DarkTide and celibacy

[merry flume]

i think they were a vermintide players but never play dt

[fleet zealot]

i remember going to a partner's house and she showed me her warhammer figures and how she paints and even does commissions to paint other people's models

that was really cool

[random adder]

let me check

[spare dome]

the last time i tried dating i was still getting sober

and i discovered on date three that my match was a coke dealer at her house

it was funny

the parting was amicable

[merry flume]

when you go over someones house to hook up and they take a big bump of ketamine right before

ugh

[spare dome]

#relatable

[random adder]

I can only pick 2

which ones do I pick ?

[fleet zealot]

can't relate i only date other nerds

[merry flume]

the person i was dating was a nerd too

literally like 50k of star wars merch on the wall

[fleet zealot]

i listed them in a vague order of importance, tho it mostly comes down to preference and what you'll be using it for

that's a red flag in the nerd world

variety is the spice of life

[random adder]

oh

uhm

[spare dome]

i have $30 in cowboy bepop posters

my pride and joy

[random adder]

my tigris melee already has the flak damage increase

so I guess I'll take the other 2 you said on the flamer

to be alrounder

[fleet zealot]

star wars alone especially is a red flag read more scifi weirdo

[merry flume]

lmao

i wanna rewatch farscape with someone

[spare dome]

flak as an armor type takes reduced burn damage, and there's a lot of flak in the game

so its just the default BiS for flamer

[merry flume]

using this piece of shit because i'm bored

[spare dome]

it boosts the burn damage by the stated amount as well

and if you use fury of the faithful while stuff is burning, crushers are temporarily flak armor, so you cook them faster too

[fleet zealot]

tho it's still the carapace perk

not the flak perk, that boosts damage vs them

[spare dome]

oh wait thats riht

[fleet zealot]

it's weird, fotf is weird with ranged

[spare dome]

u right

[hushed knoll]

It says it on the carton

[fossil crag]

u still gaming since i want to play with another knife user 👀

[spare talon]

You have people that flirt with you to begin with
So you're already steps ahead of most of us lmao

That wasn't the right message but the right person
Curse you discord mobile

[drowsy steppe]

what

[spare dome]

time to flashback to the good ol days

i miss old stripped down, i'd take the agrip brauto instead

[fleet zealot]

yea tbh idk how to give advice for that part except

just put yourself out there

[royal vortex]

i want old zealot slide tdr states back

[fleet zealot]

I'm still kinda baffled at it

[spare dome]

'out' there

???

[fleet zealot]

yea

[spare dome]

gross

[fleet zealot]

socialize

[spare dome]

ew

[spare talon]

AAAAAHHHHHH!

[fleet zealot]

i mean, you can socialize in places that are easier

look at local gaming shops for magic! ttrpgs, or warhammer

[spare dome]

i dont miss the slide state stuff tbh despite having had put a lot of time into it lol

99% of players' experience was just "wtf lol why didnt that kill me??"

[royal vortex]

the royale with cheese guide caused a lot of brain injuries for vet players

[fleet zealot]

hmm, idk if i could name the dating app but okc*pid worked for me and you can look for friends or otherwise on there

[spare dome]

well thats easy when ur already brain damaged

[royal vortex]

no mr xii lasgun man its not literally illegal to press the sprint key on vet

[spare dome]

im a chad 3x sprint efficiency user

[fleet zealot]

block efficiency, sprint efficiency, +stam, stam regen

[royal vortex]

the only time ive ever cared about sprint cost was for a vet build where i could take both stam regen delay nodes and i was already gaining stamina while sprint sliding anyways

[spare dome]

stam and stam regen are meh

Cdr/toughness is stat three usually

[fleet zealot]

playing like it's 2018

no obv stam stacking is the best build

the boomer were right

just like they are about me needing to pull myself up by my bootstraps and buy a house

[royal vortex]

+stam makes sense in very specific scenarios and unfortunately 90% of people who use stamina curios are playing shield ogryns

[fleet zealot]

[royal vortex]

these guys are on another level of existence so u cant really stop em

[spare dome]

or making a hyperblock KD psyker

[spare talon]

I find it funny that all of these I have actually 0 interest in lmao

[spare dome]

or cat with his deadshot recon

[royal vortex]

anything more than 1 stamina curio for that is vanity

[fleet zealot]

gaming cafes? the tourneys will be mostly normie games or smash bros

[royal vortex]

vet gets a pass because u have such degenerate on-demand stamina regen thats percentage based

[fleet zealot]

or like, just do basic coffee shop/movie dates

[spare dome]

its simple for me +3 stam isnt often worth more than +17% toughness and 3x efficiency perks is also an indirect buff to stam bar size

so i just don't need it

[fleet zealot]

you need to stammax

[royal vortex]

my problem is block efficiency isn't also push efficiency

and 90% of my stamina usage in a fight is pushing

[spare dome]

man that would

actually kinda suck

desperation

so far away

enemy shooters constantly feeding you stamina

as you sob desperately trying to empty it for 20% damage

[royal vortex]

this is why u constantly hold ur sprint key down

[fleet zealot]

+9 stam on curios +stam and block efficiency on melee

[royal vortex]

i watched a friend play for a bit and he would randomly die in melee because he'd start sprinting

while trying to hit a guy

[fleet zealot]

+stam and sprint efficiency on ranged

[royal vortex]

and just not dodging

[spare dome]

the famous unga bunga strat

[royal vortex]

it gave me a bit of perspective that the way you have to play this game isn't necessarily super intuitive when it comes to staying alive in melee

[fleet zealot]

reminds me of a youtube video of a guy getting wrecked by like, a dozen poxwalkers slowly approaching because he somehow kept combo'ing into overheads

like, it was so fucking ick

[spare dome]

this game doesnt teach you shit tbh, in terms of enemy interaction, besides the absolute bare minimum

but tbh i love that about it

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

hello stan

[fleet zealot]

it was like he was playing purposefully bad to make me upset

[spare dome]

i love that it took like 200hrs to really learn the game

[royal vortex]

yea i wish the tutorial was better but also i do enjoy having to figure a lot of stuff out on my own

[spare dome]

and conclusions can be different

[royal vortex]

u dont get good at this game quick (because the swedes hate you)

[spare dome]

and its all relative skill level

[royal vortex]

the only true conclusion is that vet needs old autopistol, psword, and volley fire back

i am NOT paid by darcy

[merry flume]

in a game rn where two people are purposefully stalling at extraction

im just eating breakfast in the elevator

[spare dome]

bring back thy grenades be swift

[royal vortex]

start making ungodly noises into the microphone

[royal vortex]

i miss it so much

although theyve removed a lot of the annoying stuns

[spare dome]

vet is so fukken strong

yea dog knockback remove when pls

[royal vortex]

dude i wish

we've got so many other stupid knockbacks removed

[spare dome]

the mutant one was deffo the worst before

he'd jump up and knock you back???

[royal vortex]

i hated that shit

[spare dome]

and then jump back down and do it again

[royal vortex]

there's a crab clip where that happens and it knocks crab off a ledge

[spare dome]

the fucker

lmao i remember that

[royal vortex]

actual powermove

[left iron]

I want the goddamn forcefields around the bosses while they're swinging gone

[spare dome]

all you can do is laugh

[royal vortex]

bomber nade stun that had a larger aoe than the flame explosion

[spare dome]

Honestly just learned that one

You always keep moving away from it

Still very fucking annoying

[north sedge]

Just give me back old chaos spawn

[fleet zealot]

huh

[random adder]

guys

[royal vortex]

the problem is when u get stuck in a spot where u cannot move away fast enough

[random adder]

what is rending ?

[royal vortex]

bombers in sycorax mid event hallways

[spare dome]

oh yea and you just die

to all his friends, who are on fire

[frank night]

they tell you to do your planks

[spare dome]

i wish enemies interacted with (their) friendly fire more intelligently

its immensely frustrating when an enemy gunner plants themselves on top of a field of flames as the perfect perch for a 15s salvo

[royal vortex]

weapons deal different damage to different armor types. if you deal 50% of base damage to carapace and have 50% rending, it brings you up to 100% of your base damage

[spare dome]

and im just a poor bolter zealot with no throwing knives left

and i cant just bonk them

[royal vortex]

you can have up to 100% rending (which isn't the same as dealing 100% damage, it can go over) but every point of rending beyond 100% of your base damage is 1/4th as effective

[north sedge]

Stan is fun

[royal vortex]

the answer is just death

[spare dome]

uncanny strike is anywhere between 4% and 5,000% damage

a very respectable blessing

[royal vortex]

[spare dome]

man i gotta spend mats

but fuck this system

[royal vortex]

i spent 4 million looking for the knife blessing/perk pairs i wanted

im saving the rest for shock mauls so i can spend 7 days in the psykh to return with the crusher guide pt 2

[spare dome]

ill have 25mil for the perfect double barrel

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-menacing-glare-arnold-schwarzenegger-serious-gif-15622218

[spare dome]

AND IT WILL BE PERFECT

[royal vortex]

the portents foretell there may be multiple double barrels

or theyre going to cut variants/save them for another weapon release

[spare dome]

triple double barrel???

doom eternal meathook???

[royal vortex]

one variant gets a bash and the other 2 have varying levels of powerful special ammunition

one of them has the highest level of gibbing force in the game iirc

[spare dome]

got a lil bird on the inside huh

[royal vortex]

nay

a man blessed with the ability to read the code

[spare dome]

sorcery

[royal vortex]

i don't because i know exactly what looking at the lua for this game does to you

[merry flume]

hope the pickaxe is just the zealot version of the new shovel

[royal vortex]

it turns you british

[merry flume]

where the alt attack is big numbers single target

[royal vortex]

pickaxe is for ogryn unfortunately

everything else for the humans

[merry flume]

[spare dome]

there's still no known cure

[royal vortex]

technically pickaxes - playtesters confirmed we are getting multiple

[royal vortex]

😔

[fleet zealot]

ready for summer swimming?

[frosty herald]

Hmmm

Ngl

I did want a pickaxe weapon

But on human classes

[craggy python]

does anyone know if the double barrel will be on zealot?

haha

[frosty herald]

Both barrels fire

And it has the same gib explosion as smite

[tranquil summit]

is this playtester that one dataminer who just said stuff

bc i think an actual playtester would have a contract against that sort of thing

[hushed knoll]

@south folio https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_nut_crimes how could you

[thick nacelle]

Hello guys, do we have any visuals yet about the futures weapons ?

[vocal pulsar]

nah

not publically

well, actually

[ripe quest]

I'd end up sending a meme with poor timing and I'd get mauled to death by reddit.

[vocal pulsar]

the DB shotgun is viewable, i think

using the extended weapon customization mod

[ripe quest]

Boltpistol and DB have models

Shockmaul and DB have damage profiles we can look at to preview performance and what they do

[vocal pulsar]

forgot about the boltpistol

that it was visib le in weapon customization

[ripe quest]

Mhm

[vocal pulsar]

have you seen anything about class availability on boltpistol

hoping psyker can use it

[thick nacelle]

What "DB" stand for ?

[vocal pulsar]

double barrel shotgun

[thick nacelle]

Oh ok

Thx

[vocal pulsar]

yw

[thick nacelle]

It would be a great thing for zealot

[royal vortex]

no it's Hank, who is most definitely on the playtest team

[plucky sparrow]

is surgical even good on agri?

[royal vortex]

i asked him about this and he said inconclusive

[tranquil summit]

is Hank fired?

[royal vortex]

nope

he's offered clarifications specifically on the wording of announced stuff before - it technically says pickaxes in the announcement but fatshark is notoriously bad at being clear on what they mean

[tranquil summit]

neat

[north sedge]

hoping the major order doesn't fail this time, would like new mechboy

[royal vortex]

it's a bait and switch. we're getting AT mines

[frosty herald]

With that 5% resistance rate

[north sedge]

😮

[plucky sparrow]

also loner penance is bugged i got the last kill i needed while in full cohenrecy

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fallout76-bethesda-softworks-brotherhood-of-steel-ad-victoriam-gif-18910598

[frosty herald]

Its amusing how one of the og devs of space marine went to the SM2 booth and demolished the game on the hardest difficulty

[tranquil summit]

dont use reddit

the fuck?

??

clearly this is a figure with extensive lore

[hushed knoll]

Hello

EXHILLIOUS

[sterile stone]

Oh lord

[ripe quest]

dw I can just stratagem trade for you in the worst case scenario

[hushed knoll]

Hello Qrggus

Arugs

Argus

[ripe quest]

also the Illuminate in HD1 are finally available and they're fun

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-nasty-disgusted-gross-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16884688

[ripe quest]

qrggus

[north sedge]

you can also see why people would have a meltdown if they retain all their stuff

[tranquil summit]

did you manage to eat the guacamole off your foot yet stan or did you get distracted by drinking wine with that spider

[hushed knoll]

I need to get back into helldibetds 3

Helldivers 23

2

[plucky sparrow]

helldivers 23 real

[north sedge]

helldibetds 3 also prety solid

[sterile stone]

We're reaching final fantasy levels of sequels

[hushed knoll]

Dough what are you up to today

[plucky sparrow]

ive heard good things about it i just dont have the time to play it

[royal vortex]

the world has had enough cluster bombs thrown directly on top of my hellpod location

[hushed knoll]

Hi Jeremy

oso

Josho

[royal vortex]

f

[frosty herald]

Galaxy reset?

[sterile stone]

That name is actually kinda fire

[north sedge]

not much

[sterile stone]

Jeremy Bear

[frosty herald]

In my defense

You ran into the red beam like a moth

[ripe quest]

Yeah it turns out an entire cyborg army vs. 200 active people doesn't go well

[hushed knoll]

I've been watching sinus massage videos

I also like watching tonsils getting removed

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[hushed knoll]

Dough

Go to the grocery store

Buy the largest aluminum pan you can find

Bring it to me

[frosty herald]

Did you become pansexual?

[hushed knoll]

It's to collect his drippings

Of blood I mean

[frosty herald]

Didnt know you were into blood sausage

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/updog-colin-robinson-wwdits-whatupdog-gif-20974845

[tranquil summit]

why updog

[hushed knoll]

DOUGH STOP

Let’s all spam sonic

Dough

[left iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sanic-the-hedgehob-running-gotta-go-fast-fast-gif-4964355

[hushed knoll]

Ice that looks like sonic who is missing 2 chieirda one

Zochosome a

Chromosomes

[vocal pulsar]

jesus christ

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Landkarte why do you appear just to be disappointed in me

[vocal pulsar]

just slow down, look at your keyboard and deliberately type

[hushed knoll]

Mankar

[vocal pulsar]

Landkarte

[frosty herald]

LANDKARTE????

[hushed knoll]

German autocorrect sorry

It means map lol

[frosty herald]

Ansichtkart

Stan the pittsburg resident

[hushed knoll]

[hushed knoll]

It’s easier to just retype if I make a mistake

[tranquil summit]

can we turn on slow mode?

[hushed knoll]

This is anything but platonic

[north sedge]

well stan

funny you should say that

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-gif-25687409

[north sedge]

because i made this in reference to you ages ago

[hushed knoll]

Sonic looks better with fur

[hushed knoll]

Huh?

[north sedge]

roommate

[hushed knoll]

Oh my good

God

[frosty herald]

Its better than the godawful first version

Also stan are you getting space marine 2?

[tranquil summit]

a love story

[hushed knoll]

Isn’t it only coming out in September

[frosty herald]

I believe

[hushed knoll]

That's a ways away

[royal vortex]

damn that's earlier than i expected

[frosty herald]

9th of september

Abd remember josh

[hushed knoll]

This better not be about pregnancy

[frosty herald]

They delayed the game almost a year

[royal vortex]

in my brain i was anticipating like december lol

[royal vortex]

i literally did not think about it until you said that

[hushed knoll]

Suuuure

[frosty herald]

I think SM2 also has the space marine 1 thunder hammer design

[ripe quest]

looked like you could change what the weapons looked like too

[sterile stone]

Mans still fan girling out the next day

After the conversation we had

[frosty herald]

Yup

[sterile stone]

Weapons gonna have tiers

[frosty herald]

Weapon customization is in the game

[frosty herald]

Ofc

[sterile stone]

Relic being the highest tier

[frosty herald]

The game looks hella cool

[sterile stone]

I think between standard and relic there's like 4 additional rarity tiers

[sterile stone]

I'm really not looking forward to the team medic being a plague marine

The irony would be too great

[frosty herald]

I genuinely hope they give chaos marines unique buffs depending on patron god

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cringe-gif-24650353

[hushed knoll]

Why does that look like Helldivers

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-cringe-gif-24650353

[north sedge]

because it's based on a helldivers meme

[hushed knoll]

Do you think mustard gas could be condensed into a spread that you could put on a sandwich

[median steeple]

Yeah it's called hummus

[left iron]

Why dont you try?

[hushed knoll]

Do you like mustard

Is clomdy supposed to be cloudy

Is it clomdy where you are

[left iron]

[sterile stone]

I just saw someone dab in a banking commercial

I don't think I'll recover from this visual assault on my eyes

[drowsy steppe]

the zoomers have entered the workforce

billions are doomed

[visual stream]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-of-course-i-know-him-hes-me-gif-12774102

[median steeple]

You blame zoomers but it wasn't a zoomer that created skidibi Biden and put it on national television

Gonna make all the Marines salamanders

[hushed knoll]

WHY ARE YOU TAKING NOTES

[sacred vessel]

guys what should i do with this one

[north sedge]

savage to deathblow and uh....i guess block to flak? both perks doodoo

[royal vortex]

check if you can hit dreg rager/mutant one shot breakpoints with headtaker up

if u can't you'll need +maniac instead of flak

[obtuse stirrup]

Fuck zoomers, when's the landspeeder generation getting here

[hushed knoll]

What

[frosty herald]

Can we collectively ban late night talkhost shows

[median steeple]

I agree

[sterile stone]

Poutine

https://tenor.com/view/poutine-fries-cheese-curds-gravy-canadian-food-gif-5158376572610003720

[acoustic dune]

Never had those before

Are they good?

How much do they cost

[sterile stone]

I've never had it

I've had pot roast and fries

But never poutine

@median steeple Would be the expert here

[hushed knoll]

I've poured jarred gravy over fries

[hushed knoll]

Is he Canadian

[royal vortex]

just now?

[hushed knoll]

No

In my past

It's what makes me mysterious

[royal vortex]

noir gravy

[hushed knoll]

What

[royal vortex]

what

[hushed knoll]

You tell me

Tell me now

[robust wren]

how do i view the event progress?

[pale spindle]

hmmm, 3 tough or 1 health 2 tough? 🤔

[royal vortex]

hold tab, hit e

[robust wren]

thank you

[royal vortex]

i think e is the swap tracker button

[hushed knoll]

Wow Josho ignoring a rabbit pointing a gun at him?

So typical

[sterile basalt]

what perks for zealot knife

maniac for dreg rager 1 tap?

or do I go carapace instead

can only change 1

actually I think elite can hit dreg rager 1 tap

with uncanny stacks up

[obtuse stirrup]

I like flak elites for easier gunner killing

[fossil crag]

i take unyielding to kill bosses faster 👀

[spare talon]

The funny thing is
All of these suggestions are perfectly viable

And that's just cuz knife is just that viable and versatile when used right

[fossil crag]

I pretty much use only knife on my zealot and kill everything in every scenario, THE ONLY THING THAT TAKES 20 YEARS TO KILL IS 6 BALWALKS but ye other then that all goodge

[spare talon]

I have that same issue with my dclaw, even with the parry

But what I like to do is chastise right before the attack hits, parry his attack, and quickswap to revolver and unload into his head
Makes quick work of them so you can actually play the game

With knife they actually stagger if you block the attack and you can use that instead

And unload with your gun

IM GOING TO COMMIT A FELONY

[tranquil summit]

i hope youre rich and white then

if not cya round

[median steeple]

yeah poutine is pretty good

[spare talon]

It was on this post

I'm actually going to lose if

Reddit is making their gun WORSE

[fossil crag]

I deal with them by looking for a barrel and blowing it up, it gets them staggered on the floor and try to kill them while theyre on the floor

since i have a las pistol as for my gun

also did fotf use to stun them when your character gets into contact with their body

[drowsy steppe]

I shall now make a flesh tearer lacerate knife now that zealot chat has approved of this build

[storm crypt]

hey so i was messing around with tacaxes

what the hell.

why does this miss LOL

[spare dome]

and you are now hopelessly enamoured right

[left iron]

Is this mk7?

[storm crypt]

yar

[left iron]

It has a bugged light attack 2 profile, where if you have too much attack speed, the damage window comes out too late

Making the entire attack whiff

[spare dome]

mkiv superiority

[storm crypt]

that is hilarious

these things feel like they have potential but something feels missing

[spare dome]

your love

[ripe quest]

attacks have an attack range variable and Taxe notably shifts it around a lot on a weapon with an already short range

[left iron]

Wait, is the attack speed bug fixed?

I recall it from a while back, but havent seen anything in notes

[ripe quest]

I recall people saying it was fixed but idk

[vocal pulsar]

THE DATAMINER DOESNT KNOW THE DATAMINER DOESNT KNOW

[vocal pulsar]

CREDIBILITY LOST CREDIBLITY LOST

[ripe quest]

I cannot believe it, Helldivers 2 datamining has tainted my capabilities

[maiden path]

hello chat

[storm crypt]

jokes on you i don't play knife zealot

i'm a ||devils claw|| enjoyer

[ripe quest]

I'm gonna edit the knife to look like a Dclaw and you'll be wojak'd to death

[storm crypt]

NO STOP

I'LL LOSE THE ARGUMENT

[ripe quest]

I'm still taken aback by the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴zilla moment yesterday

[storm crypt]

there you go

i feel like so many of these weapons are held back by terrible combos

like umm

[left iron]

When people discovered you were a furry all along?

[ripe quest]

I'm very much not a furry

[left iron]

Sure, sure

[ripe quest]

I wouldn't have survived this long if I were given my background

[storm crypt]

mk7 devils claw is so close to being "ok"

[frosty herald]

Ngl

[ripe quest]

It's the best one

[maiden path]

when ur teammate hit that stim and start tweaking off that nurgle fent

[ripe quest]

[frosty herald]

Space marine holds up surprisingly well

[storm crypt]

it don't feel like the best one with its weird ass combos

[maiden path]

what combo

[storm crypt]

mk4 is the cleanest ive used but its heavy > light is meh because the light isn't strikedown

[maiden path]

its just back and fourth

[spare talon]

NO

[storm crypt]

heavy > heavy > light > heavy

[maiden path]

horde clear combos are for LOSERS

i just spam m1

[storm crypt]

this is armor/st combo

[ripe quest]

go back to 2022

[maiden path]

did the god emperor use horde clear combos to fight horus

no

why should I

[spare talon]

The h1 being the strikedown allows you to sprint or block cancel to spam it

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-gif-20901084

[north sedge]

ah 2022, a simpler time when a 2gb ssd was enough for gaming 😔

[sterile stone]

[storm crypt]

ik the devils claw isn't supposed to be anti-armor but its nice to have something

[storm crypt]

but this mk just doesn't have anything it feels like poop

[ripe quest]

the parry

[storm crypt]

yeah i parry cancel with it

[ripe quest]

the parry is how you deal the big single target damage

[storm crypt]

fatshark should give the devils claw the taunt blessing so i can parry crushers

[ripe quest]

esp an ulted parry

[maiden path]

drake reaction

[storm crypt]

(real take)

[maiden path]

u can

[spare talon]

A castise crit parry will nearly kill a mauler to the head

[storm crypt]

wdym

[maiden path]

u can parry overheads.......

and kicks

[storm crypt]

oh no i know that

[sterile stone]

You can parry a crusher overhead

[storm crypt]

what i mean is

[spare talon]

Yes

[maiden path]

swhing

[storm crypt]

give me a taunt blessing on the devils claw

[maiden path]

i be parrying kicks somehow

[spare talon]

I don't recommend it tho

[maiden path]

i reccomend it..........

[spare talon]

PLEAZE

[storm crypt]

so it's my "problem" to deal with

[maiden path]

cool factor......

[south folio]

you degenerate

[maiden path]

crusher looking at me after i parry its overhead just to get crushed because I have no more stamina

[sterile stone]

The duality of a zealot who wants to take aggro then get launched off a railing like a rogue frisbee

[spare talon]

Me parrying the plogryn in the corner then the ogryn says "ILL SAVE YOU" and taunts him away from me so I can't do my best dps anymore

[maiden path]

everytime i see a boss spawn i say 'watch this'

then fail to parry its attacks

and get launched over the railing

[storm crypt]

yeah i love the parry its just a shame theres no way to force things to attack me

[maiden path]

i can cosistantly fight daemon hosts with its parry though

not solo

[storm crypt]

there's a "push taunts enemies" blessing isn't there?

just not used by any weapon?

[spare talon]

Ogryn talent

[frosty herald]

Beb aint no way your parrying specialist kicks

[maiden path]

it is very easy

[storm crypt]

ik it's an ogryn talent i just remember on launch/the beta, when people were datamining blessings, there was one for like

[north sedge]

there was a taunt blessing that was never used for anything

[storm crypt]

heavy attacks taunt

and pushing taunts

[sterile stone]

You're saying this to the same person who struggles to maintain dockets

As a level 30

[maiden path]

i struggle to maintain dockets

because

[storm crypt]

give zealot a sword + shield

[maiden path]

I HAVE TO GET GOO ROLLS

[storm crypt]

we definitely deserve it

[maiden path]

D

I DONT HAVE 300 HOURS AND PERFECT GODROLLS ON EVERY WEAPON

FUCK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sterile stone]

Most don't

[frosty herald]

Spesh murine 2 has a stormshield powersword combo

[sterile stone]

[maiden path]

i have like 1k dockets most of the times anyway...........

[storm crypt]

never played spess marine

[maiden path]

i was using melk for tier 4's

[storm crypt]

i'm warhammer's biggest tourist

(i have played VT1+2 and DT and ask my friends any lore that the funny characters talk about)

[median steeple]

play space marine 1

NOW

[storm crypt]

i don't have MONEY!

wait

[north sedge]

space marine was decent, did pioneer the whole "do fatality for healing" thing in games

[frosty herald]

Titus accidenfally summoning a chaos invasion on the planet he was supposed to clear from orks

[sterile stone]

I still find that incredibly weird people choose to solely rely on melk when he delivers some of the most hot dog water tier weapons

[frosty herald]

Blessings

[storm crypt]

okay MAYBE!

[maiden path]

he gave me power cycler 4

never disrespect him again

[sterile stone]

Melk ain't shit

[maiden path]

melk turn around

[sterile stone]

I'm standing on this position

[maiden path]

do a spin

[median steeple]

I highly recommend SM1 if you want to play 2 tho it probably isn't fully required

[median steeple]

its a decent little game from the time

[sterile stone]

Pause

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/john-henry-eden-fallout-enclave-gif-25815190

pausing

[sterile stone]

Isn't the entire star wars movie collection out of order

[frosty herald]

The events of the first game will probably be explained in the second

My glorious king john henry eden

[storm crypt]

what do you mean out of order

[sterile stone]

Like

[storm crypt]

do you mean release?

[sterile stone]

Like chronologically

Events wise

[storm crypt]

episode 4-6 was the first series
1-3 are prequels
7-9 are after

nah they're chronologically correct

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/enclave-fallout-enclave-sigma-male-sigma-based-gif-17822615292058708184

[storm crypt]

they were just made out of order

[sterile stone]

That's kinda jarring

[storm crypt]

episodes 1-9 are chronological, but episode 4-6 were the first movies made, then 1-3 were made as prequels

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lucas-i-may-have-gone-too-far-too-far-too-far-in-a-few-places-i-may-have-gone-too-far-in-a-few-places-gif-18279939

[storm crypt]

it's why luke kisses leia

[north sedge]

cause shit was just made up!

[storm crypt]

the plot of leia being his sister wasn't even a thing

[sterile stone]

werrrd

Isn't there like

Zombies in star wars

[median steeple]

kind of

there is blackwing which isnt cannon anymore

[storm crypt]

theres a lot of things in star wars

the Extended Universe i think its called?

[median steeple]

and there is nightsister zombies which is magic

yeah the EU

or legends

[storm crypt]

i think it was non-canonized as of episode 7-9

idr

[ripe quest]

Last I checked I never directed the 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴zilla towards you

[storm crypt]

but there are a LOT of books with just random neat lore in them

[maiden path]

gerogy lucas sits behind his desk and goes 'hrgh make da zombies un-canon..........'

[maiden path]

'now make glup shitto pregnant...'

[storm crypt]

disney made them non-canon actually

when they purchased it

[maiden path]

it was gerog lucas

i

FUCKING

STEMA

[storm crypt]

was it not disney

[maiden path]

i trust disney........ (lie)

[ripe quest]

gerog lucas

[storm crypt]

lusac

[fleet zealot]

now with sound!

[maiden path]

steam fucking used all its pop ups to stop me

[median steeple]

it was disney but a bunch of shit in the EU and legends werent cannon already by the time they bought it

[pale spindle]

*cchhchhhchhhcchhhcccshhhsjssjchcshccchhhhhschh'

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stress-aaa-get-out-of-my-head-stop-it-gif-14837781396551871532

[pale spindle]

Average Death Trooper conversation

[maiden path]

'hrngh make glup shitto have glup shitto with his wife'

[storm crypt]

i think its so funny being a warhammer tourist

[median steeple]

I love the new DTs so much

[north sedge]

didnt the zombie shit come back recently though

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-death-troopers-galactic-empire-rogue-one-troopers-gif-18864137

[north sedge]

in one of the series

[storm crypt]

i be saying shit like "they should make Fire Warrior 2"

[frosty herald]

Make starkiller canon again

[maiden path]

i fucking hate the boomers so much

[sterile stone]

Isn't SWTOR in the works of being labeled canon

[maiden path]

why do i have to fix EVERYTHING

[storm crypt]

your feelings for that game are not real

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/starkiller-powerful-strong-gif-19380530

[storm crypt]

THEY ARE REAL TO ME

[maiden path]

I HAVE TO DO 80 FUCKING FETCH QUESTS JUST SO THEY DONT TRY TO BLOW US UP

[median steeple]

yes in ahsoka but its night sister zombies like from the clone wars instead of a bio weapon

[frosty herald]

Chat

[pale spindle]

DT 1: shcchschchhsshhcchhhhhchschhh

DT 2: chhschhhshhhh shhhsj

DT 3: chUWU

[frosty herald]

How we feeling about total star wars?

[storm crypt]

why are you playing that old game.... dont you know theres new fallout games.................. like 76.............................................

[median steeple]

highly trained bodyguard special forces my beloved

[maiden path]

IM GONNA KILL ALL THE BOOMERS

[maiden path]

i love fallout 76./........

[median steeple]

gotta be one of my favorite type of soldiers

[pale spindle]

Total..... War?

[frosty herald]

Yup

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout2-dornan-gif-27283506

[sterile stone]

Think of it

[median steeple]

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

[pale spindle]

No we need the guys who did Empire at War back

[sterile stone]

A star wars extraction shooter

[median steeple]

I need empire 2 TW but im fine with a star wars one

[pale spindle]

Republic Comando

[maiden path]

maybe ill just kill the boomers

[sterile stone]

Huh

[frosty herald]

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS ITA GOINV TO TAKE TO PAY FOR THE MARK 2 POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST

[storm crypt]

i think power armor is lame

[maiden path]

gaaay.........

[pale spindle]

Ur mom

[storm crypt]

the virgin power armor user fears the chad leather armor user

[obtuse stirrup]

Do I need to play Fallouts 5-75 first?

[maiden path]

you ARE NOT mad max

[median steeple]

I will hear no more of this wastelander nonsense

[storm crypt]

yes

[sterile stone]

Any time I think of leather armor

I'm just reminded of all the coomer mods on nexus

[pale spindle]

No u need to play Fallout Shelter

[median steeple]

peak fallout game btw

[frosty herald]

You are NOT the chosen one

[storm crypt]

nah but idk power armor just felt like

[plucky sparrow]

Silly power armor? Silly leather armor? We all know the only armor you need is a singular pot on your head.

[storm crypt]

im so big and clunky and STUPID

[obtuse stirrup]

Ranger Battle Armour best armour

[obtuse stirrup]

The Sydney quest one

[sterile stone]

You're a giant mobile tank

[storm crypt]

i would rather just be normal mcguy walking around in a leather coat or whatever

[frosty herald]

ah yes

[storm crypt]

i HATED that in FO76 power armor is just

[sterile stone]

You say this

[storm crypt]

inherently better in every case basically

[sterile stone]

Until you get caught out by a wanamingo

[obtuse stirrup]

Unironic Legion fans can go and burn in the same pit as unironic Imperium fans

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-prime-video-bethesda-brotherhood-of-steel-power-armor-gif-16117220853025053936

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-cope-harder-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-saul-goodman-gif-24033192

[pale spindle]

Gamers be like: "no politics in my games"

Meanwhile:

[maiden path]

im gonna give myself boomer reputation

[median steeple]

I am the reincarnation of john brown every time I play new vegas

[storm crypt]

big ,chungus

[median steeple]

death to slavers

[sterile stone]

Goofy roman cosplayers thinking their football equipment is gonna stop a hail of 5.56

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-space-marines-warhammer40k-astartes-astartes-film-white-helmets-wastartes-film-cape-space-marine-warhammer40k-gif-26385385

[pale spindle]

Ah yes a game that embodies the Cold War era paranoia and satire American culture has no politics 😎👌

[median steeple]

the facking wokes putting politics into checks notes MY FALLOUT

[pale spindle]

Pop media is also cringe when it comes to this

[frosty herald]

Is that

[pale spindle]

Imagine if I tell them where the idea of Stars Wars came from

[frosty herald]

Mister sock

[sterile stone]

@maiden path Do yourself a favor before meeting the boomers

Bring lily with you

She has a bit of a schizophrenic meltdown

[obtuse stirrup]

Authoritarian right-wing fucknuts, whether it be capitalist or nationalist, will wipe us all out then wipe themselves out then wipe us all out again

[sterile stone]

While you're getting shelled

[median steeple]

lily is the one companion I can never finish her quest for

[obtuse stirrup]

Is the main message of fallout iirc

[median steeple]

it makes me sad and it bugs out

[frosty herald]

Uhuuuu

Sureeeeee

[median steeple]

one of the many messages of fallout but it says many things

[sterile stone]

Isn't the whole arc of lil

To cure her schizophrenia

[frosty herald]

Nightkin in new vegas are horribly schizophrenic

[sterile stone]

Yeah but Lily has some really

AWFUL

[median steeple]

her quest revolves around her meds and her memories

[sterile stone]

Levels of schizophrenia

[obtuse stirrup]

Lily's case is particularly sad

[median steeple]

whether or not to let go of said memories to make her better

[frosty herald]

The jacobstown quest to get rex a new brain is a possible cure for the schizophrenia

[obtuse stirrup]

Since you can make her stronger but it makes her worse too right?

[frosty herald]

She enrages below a certain health treshold

If she ups her dose she will get worse dementia but no longer enrage

[sterile stone]

Wasn't Lily a former soldier or something

That's why she starts frantically counting between each mortar strike

[median steeple]

shes a vault dweller

that was captured all the way back in Fo1

since she is nightkin

[maiden path]

im already here........

[sterile stone]

Word

Best companions

Cass

And Raul

[obtuse stirrup]

And Veronica

Fuck Boone

I wanna be the protagonist, not the hapless sidekick

[sterile stone]

Good ole

Jump scare boone

Sniping something that isn't even in render distance

Halfway across the map

[median steeple]

first mod I always install is unlimited companions and run Boone, Veronica, Arcade, EDE, and Rex

[frosty herald]

Arent nightkin addicted to stealth boys or want to use them because they hate being seen

[sterile stone]

Both?

[median steeple]

yes

[sterile stone]

The stealth boys enable some neurological stuff that fucks with the brain

[median steeple]

stealth boys are poorly made imitations of chinese stealth tech that fucks with super mutant biology more the than normal humans

[maiden path]

its me and raul to the end baby

but for now its me and ganon

cause i need power armor

[median steeple]

and since nightkin use them so much they became addicted while it gave them schizophrenia

[frosty herald]

A possible cure can be made

[sterile stone]

Based nerdy scientist

[frosty herald]

The most logical cure is to stop using stealth boys lmfao

[sterile stone]

Withdrawls

[frosty herald]

Or create a passive stealth field for nightkin which is the dumbest idea ever

[median steeple]

if you help him in the tests in the ending slides suggest a cure is found and the nightkin become more like the other mutants

and jacobstown becomes a thriving mutant settlement

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tobey-maguire-gif-23512007

me in boomers airfield

after gicving myself 300 respec

or rep

whatever its called

[sterile stone]

I'm waiting to see if season 2 of the fallout show

Is gonna prove the NCR or house Theory right

[maiden path]

IT WORKED

[obtuse stirrup]

Just gonna be a tunneler wasteland lol

[sterile stone]

That would be some shit

If fallout dust

Was the true canon ending

[frosty herald]

Whats a few tunnelers between an upgraded robot army

[obtuse stirrup]

And half of the season is listening to Ulysses ranting

[sterile stone]

Tunnlers multiply like rabbits

That's the issue

[maiden path]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[obtuse stirrup]

And I will admit I never got around to Lonesome Road

[maiden path]

I STILL HAVE TO FUCKING HELPO HIM WITH THE STUPID PLANE

[obtuse stirrup]

So I'm just going with the memes

[frosty herald]

Beb

[obtuse stirrup]

You get a revrrather at least

...

Rebreather

[maiden path]

i am level 30

i do not want

a rebreather

[obtuse stirrup]

Or a revrrather if you like

[frosty herald]

Its unlimited air in water

[maiden path]

i know that and i do not need it!!

[sterile stone]

If nothing else

[solar gorge]

breathing in the toxic gas builds character

[vocal pulsar]

the rebreather has armor