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wew
Some dude paid like 700 for a chair
And it wasn't even the most expensive version

Only reason he got it was cause he's a streamer and his twitch donos and subs funded it specifically for the chair
Oh it gets worse
If you want the Lamborghini sponorship chair
We're talking like
$1176 USD
SL chairs are for people with a ton os disposible income
Or big streamers
They're like ferarris
But for office chairs
Quick question, which of these two Evis would yall use? Trying to decided
I just finished the skulls event, some feedback:
Bit boring, effectively just Melk Contracts sans the milk money. I understand if you don't wish to add special maps/cosmetics for every such event moving forward, so here are some alternative suggestions:
1.) Consider "Festivizing" all/part of the Mourningstar. Such as adding skulls to the merchant kiosks. Even small details could go a long way to making the hub feel more "alive".
2.) Consider adding special combat conditions alongside the contracts. A "Skull Taker" condition that makes enemies heads weaker but their bodies stronger would be both challenging and thematic. This also gives players who are no longer incentivized by material gains a reason to return. On the flip side, events could be used to bolster new conditions. Whenever you make a new condition, you can have an associated event with it, as well as "pin" the condition on the mission boards so there's always at least one map running it during the event duration.
3.) Consider adding a community-wide cooperative aspect. Such as "If X players complete all the contracts, everyone gets additional Mats". You could combine this with suggestion #1 and have more skulls appear on the Mourningstar the more players complete event contracts. The last time such an event was attempted, it was used to delay the release of content (maps) and was not well recieved, if I recall. I would recommend trying this tactic again after the crafting rework, as I think the concept has promise, it was just the timing that was off. And not gating maps with it, of course.
4.) Speaking of titles, I had assumed their addition was made for events like this, as an inexpensive way to reward players for participating.
5.) I personally felt a bit confused until I was told about the Tab menu. Explaining the event better in the pre-game info popups would be ideal, I reckon.
mate without a slight on your part. This'll have better chance to get the devs attention on their forums
they dont read the discord and reddit
Probably. That's a good idea.
My ass may be special, but it's not $1700 chair special
I you wanted more customiation
$89 for special arm rest
Another $89 for a footrest
So $1700 + $89 + $89
And this is all before taxes
So you could possibly be spending upwards of $2k on a chair
Yeah
But does your chair have nextgen
Cloudgel technology

I say we start a gofund me and get you a secret labs chair
That looks like one of those scrappable chairs you find in fallout 4's settlement builder mode
Oh word
A chair with history

Alrighty, I posted this to the forums. Looking around, seems like a lot of sour grapes like to hang there, I hope my feedback is not poorly recieved.
https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/i-just-finished-the-skulls-event-some-feedback/94991
To get the obvious out of the way, itās a bit boring. Being effectively just Melk Contracts sans the Melk money. I understand if you donāt wish to add special maps/cosmetics (I.E. āThe Good Stuffā) for every such event moving forward, so here are some alternative suggestions: 1.) Consider āFestivizingā all/part of the Mourningstar. Such as addi...
Sounds like you need to bust out the Duct Tape and Welder.
Reinforce that chair with Rebar.
Ah, understood. Its a ritual to appease the machine spirit!
secret lab anything is crazy expensive afaik
i was gonna get a desk from them but it was more than i wanted to spend on a desk
@random adder
example this is thunder hammer, the dump stat is defence so you want that to be low because it wont affect your overall dmg
the damage, penetration, crowd control, defences, first target called stats
i'll say i'd dump damage over mobility on a knife first though
First target is really important.
this is just example
oh you meant the modifiers
ok I get it
Wasn't there a server for builds? I want to get back into the game
Thanks!
LMAO
rip kabosu
That image hurts my soul
Melk brought me something decent for once
Is that on your vet?
nope

KEEEET ššššš
:acid_do_mathematics:
š


:acid_do_mathematics:
yeah mal is malaysian
who's redverse????
im proud of u stan
ARDO OMF HIIII
the opposite of the blueverse
kill stan
its ok stan
go back from whence you came creature
i HATE stan
i will eat him
ferment him in one of your jars
so true
Thatās rude
Arco bad person
Mankar why are you up
Idk
girls night out

atco
Atco
no
Atco
atco
The evil corporation
no
dismantle his stupid noctua fans
atco has risen
@co
WOW
the only thing that will be dismantled is your being
fucked up stan
don't do that that would be rude
stan is evil
ICE HIIIII
hello ice
In broad daylight
idk what u guys r talking about he got my name right for once
Ive been misidentified as an unemployed individual

Mankar is the one that spelled Arcoās name wrong
stan what are you doing up at this hour

I had to pee
ah
:acid_do_mathematics:
Why are you up
im just up late sometimes
Youāve reached your limit for the day



and you were working on the second
possible causation
perhaps...
maybe
there could be a coorelation that also resulted in a causation
Arco have you ever stepped in sticky molasses and were unable to move
she correlate on my causation till i
no i have never

where has this question come from
stan did you step in like rubber cement

Shower thoughts
What
are you trying to invent a mouse trap for me specifically
your not in the shower
What
possibly even an interdependence that developed an antecedent
You can have shower thoughts not in the shower
how is that a mousetrap
Are you a mouse
its not breaking your neck
There are also mice gluteals
one of those sticky mouse traps
I would most definitely would not have experienced getting stuck on molasses
i remember them just cuz of my mom using them before and they looked pretty weird to my 5 year old self
Alcoslash
@south folio dumb.silly stupid name
arco has enough hatred to feed on for years
Oh hey mankar fancy meeting you here
there's always more hatred to consume
also hi mankar
is this the heritage of your pacifism
why are you up so early
Greetings
"mankar camoran"
I will shatter your bones
I asked him this already and his answer was unsatisfactory
too busy staring into the void
he's inhuman
Habit
EXHILLIOUS
I get up at 5am for work
good morning
2am mf
untrue in the way you mean it
California? Cringe
Why do I keep thinking Yosemite is in California
I mean Yoshi
Yosemite the park is in California
so sad
I sometimes show signs of a horrible sleep schedule due to really poor sleeping habits I built up in school
i have been yosemite like 5 times
I usually take a nap on my day off, so it balances out
Naps suck for me
I used to wake up at like 1 am every morning because I valued the time where everyone was asleep and I got to do stuff alone
Idk how people take naps
when i dont wake up in a sweat
very true
They make me sweat too
yeah same
and I have an issue with falling asleep in general if I'm not extremely sleepy
my solution was asmr
its nice to actually have time to yourself
I'll be sitting in my bed for an hour waiting to sleep
10 minutes of the high quality stuff knocks me out
so that you can overthink
Dude have you ever gotten the asmr tingles

i do not want to know what you are implying
Stan normally I'd answer this but I'm not telling you that info
An autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is a tingling sensation that usually begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. A pleasant form of paresthesia, it has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia and may overlap with frisson. ASMR is a subjective experience of "low-grade euphoria" characterized by ...
Itās literally what asmr is
Asmr makes my back twitch
so are you asking if he has the default reaction to asmr
There's a very large risk tied to telling you info and whether or not I get tingles from ASMR falls under that
the real threat of tellign stan something is not him knowing it but obliterating it upon recital
and making you look bad
Itās not my fault you named yourself something that is hard for my phone to type
whats easy for your phone to type stan
Thatās for my phone to decide
yeah exhillious it's your fault!!!
i
Josie
does that count
Hes been shot again
oh I thought he was referring to exhil

Anyone: "Yeah I get tingles from ASMR": interesting topic starter
Stan: "Yeah I get tingles from ASMR": Horrifying, every ASMRist in a 400 mile radius has been turned to paste.
very true
the fuck does this mean
im sure the legs moved in a rapid movement
Poor sod never learned to read 
"Asmr makes my back twitch" isn't a normal way to communicate
What else am I supposed to say
Literally most other things would've been better
he admits it
No!

Why does this look like Donald Duck with reconstructive surgery after a mining accident
What
why are you so specific
gn stan
@south folio dumb idiot stupid silly miscreant
@coarse birch teach your son some manners
Melted?
no stan not fucking melted
absolutely melted
mankar deserves no joy in this world
there will be no "ice" cream for him
Melted ice cream brings joy
im not rewarding my son with hot melted ice cream
Itās not hot
Milkshakes have too much milk
arco are you tiding
is there a zealot family tree now whats goin on
sad
hit redverse with it
I have actually microwaved milkshakes before
can i even send that in here
When theyāre too thick to suck
Wow
Not too bad
Fish donāt sleep on beds
Not with that attitude
no lol
Huh
Bruh what happened to your name
The phrasing implies fish has always slept on the bed
I was misidentified as an unemployed individual

My condolences
Go to bed stan
redverse has been gifted
Your mind is addled
what the fuck
Why do you speak like an early 20th century British writer
let it be known arco asked me to make it
kill

I have good vocabulary
mankar is permanently a 5 year old
Iām sorry mankar that was rude
Better vocabulary than the ENGLISH TEACHER @hushed knoll
i will now permanently delete that image from my memory
Pretty sure 5 year olds donāt say addled
i merely suggested it
WTF why would you do this
you deserve to be traumatized
i didnt post it in here for a reason
redverse has also done me no wrong so i cant agree with arco
redverse is an evil person
that would also require me to agree with arco
Is there like a fucked up family tree image
you deserve to have all your senses deprived
I am tempted to antagonize you right now
I am showing an immense amount of self restraint right now
are you also anti red verse
no he's on the same side as redverse
Ice donāt you need to like prepare your sledding dogs for travel to the outpost
the side of evil and malice and all that is bad
WHat
thats how anyone sees the opposition arco
@south folio kill
where do you think ice lives

Firingoea
i don't know where he currently lives but it should be at the bottom of a volcano
damn ice didnt know you lived in firingoea
jfc stan
Yeah let me prep my sled for a nice stroll downtown on a 30C day
they are already dead
you see what arco does
ice and i have done nothing yet he continues to threaten the innocent
arco is the root of all evil
the primordial hatred
even batman would kill arco instead of hope he betters himself
ARCO BAD PERSON ARCO CRAZY PERSON ARCO DUMB PERSON ARCO BAD PERSON ARCO CRAZY PERSON ARCO DUMB PERSON ARCO BAD PERSON ARCO CRAZY PERSON ARCO DUMB PERSON
wh
You are canned and preserved
WHAT

What
Giving mixed messages here
Let it play out.
Imagine using Celsius? Cringe
pg rated movie when the protagonists triumph over the villain that puts people into jars

What happened to bed stan
i'm a god damn hero
he eated it
Got too invested in canning people
arco you are the least hero to ever hero or even be conceived as a hero
do we have a version of this mask with cowl / hood / helmet?
I want to go to bed but I need to defend senecio s honor
Stan wtf
Arcoās
the demons are a big fan of your work
damn
senecio s honor
im not even sure arco deserved that name
Dont think so, no
guh
š¢
he has been humbled down to a mere plant
Aeco deserved beterr

stan spell mankar's name
Peace and serenity restored
World peace achieved
If you became a photographer would you be Mankar Cameraran

No

the illuminate in HD1 are very fun I see why people are horrified at the prospect of them being in 3d
You had one job stan
One thing I wonāt miss is your face when I throw this medicine ball š¤
WOW
me either
You better not miss @hushed knoll

do not throw medicine balls
That's some Darcy level passive aggresiveness.
that would be uncouth
what do you recommend for hammer, stealth or fury?
fury
What happens if I do
@hidden verge fury
if you mean fury of the faithful
yeah
Fury
You get shot
Stealth has some fun bits here and there but the most consistent option is Fury.
stealth hammer is mostly a meme
I read that as furry
for funny stuff
By whom
Me
The fuck
Both work, but fury is more versatile. Stealth only lets you oneshot monsters, fury can be used in multiple different ways
By the pocket Glock
Iāll catch the bullet
Stealth hammer becomes less enticing when better weapons can pull off the same thing
he can shoot again

okay, fury of the faithful then. now which keystone? š
I.e, you get the crusher oneshots, 2-3 shot every monster, panic stagger and toughness regen
Then Iāll just catch it again noob
Iāve trained my whole life for this
Momentum aka inexorable
Judgement is the most generally applicable. Martyr is super fun since you can make the big bonk stick bonk harder, but you lose the dodge buffs.
Inexorable whatever the fuck
he lost the easier word of the twwo
What does martyrdom work best with?
Hsword
I want to make a martyrdom build, it's the only keystone I haven't yet touched
stuff like hammer/caxe, good with hsword
it works with anything really
Tf is this
most things tbh
Momentum is easy to play around, marty gives you crusher oneshot with a few hoops maxed out headtaker stacks, thrust, 1 stack of marty, cara perk on thammer, duellist active
if its gets massive crit benefits or has shred piety will be really strong though
gn stan
I have it with my chainaxe, very fun in melee only auric mael. it rocks š
Yeah I use Piety on any of my shit with good crits
Inexorable if the crits aren't as spicy
Sleep like the fishes stan
i actually dont mind crit hsword
Gn
My hsword build is Piety atm
not crit hsword really
More fury of the faithful spam
I've tried piety hsword and it was aight
I might try it on like a combat axe or a thunderhammer
There's something I want to comment on this, but I cn't quite gauge how offensive it is.
I want to make an ironhelm work
crit on any good cleave weapon is fine
look like hammer is bad at horde clear? š¤
Slower attack speed hurts the weapon a bit
crit also helps deathblow a bit
Yeah
Yesnt
Ironhelm is above average for it, but mainly for base attacks they're bad (so crucis, Ironhelm in mixed hordes)
But only kills one or two per swing
Crucis is alright but not quick enough to clearing it even with heavy spam
Thammer has good horde control, you'd want something that can deal with specials coming at you
well ironhelm special kills a decent amount
I got a crucis. flamer I guess
Crucis Flamer is a classic combo
Ironhelms the better suited hammer for the job, with the caveat being you deal less special damage
Does ironhelm still kill anything smaller than a monstrosity in one hit?
A special swing with thrust backing it has really solid potential, back when you could stack Skullcrusher easier there was a setup to get some of the highest practical performance vs. bruisers and fodder
If it does then I'd happily trade out a bit of the crucis' boss killing power for it
iirc the Crusher BP is hard to hit but everything else is fine. You only miss on 20% damage on H1/2, and 10% on H3.
yes
Yeah I think I won't bother with Crucis at all then
šš»š®šŖš“š
Ive been sayinggggg
cursed font

inb4 exhil sends me a video
kids these days
same actually
wha
Yoshi no
whatchu mean
Yeah well, you're a vet main like one other degenerate here, so

you FUCKER
I could never get the Crucis to work but I feel like Ironhelm would cover the part of Crucis I don't like
Hold on there
i have been greviously wounded
(ogryn arc coming soon)
what are you referencing here
What's wrong with being a vet main hmmmmm
ARCO NEW NAME IS YOUNG JUICE
exhillious sending cryptic videos
ah
he has conditioned us
omg
ITS YOUNG JUICE SENECIO
FAMOUS ITALIAN AMERICAN RAPPER
so true
i think a lot of the zealot chat regulars arent even zealot mains
I tried zealot
Ok Iām giving up on him
Shits ass
Goodnight
This is psyker chat #2
WOW
gn stan
see you in 5
evil
ex what does this mean
HUH

Jesus
Yoshi Shit in
LMAAAO
I meant shut up
Get fucked
Bro got called a Shit in
arco evil
My kidneys are on life support
redverse bad
josie shit in
Stop drinking
yoshi shit in
That's the liver brainman
shit it inwards yoshi
i wonder if stan has dementia and is forgetting that he's supposed to be going to bed
Oh
so sad
eh people swear all the time
AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YOU
you gave up on me suddenly
IF HE IS JUICE
WHAT
LET HIM FERMENT

Local man forgets he needs sleep, accidently finds cure to sleepiness.
(Let him cook)
Aeco
kill
Paint a portrait on a tea kettle?
kill
kill
Ferment away Alco
i mean arco can ferment idc

make Rice into Rice wine
Once he is fermented we will all drink him and get drunk on his suffering
GO TO SLEEP STAN
stan we are not drinking arco

Y'know i could really use a glass of wine now that the exam month is over
Good idea
I want to do badly
now making arco into a form of pasta
to gain their special stats
not saying I have 1st hand experience
hehe 1st hand
TRUE
Ily
no it wouldn't be hilarious
wow
you can't just say "ily" as if that recompenses what was said
Next mans is gonna say butter churner
it feels odd knowing theres a person named young juice senecio typing
Sure I can
yee yee
arco you do the equivalent of that with š
but i'm right of course
Arco I want you to find a boomerang made of aged sandlewood
Then I want you to throw the boomerang
why are you course
And stand still
maybe you should be flattened in a pasta press
true
what have i ever done to you, exhil

YOU CANT PLAY THAT CARD I TRIED TO USE THAT AGAINST YOU FOR MONTHS AND IT DIDNT WORK ARCO

The hell is a toe zone
nothing I'm just providing the most logical advise I can, if you're course you should become fine
consider death
it's actually quite early
Wouldnāt you like to know weather boy

Why is your pfp an ant with a fat ass @sterile stone
What the fuck....
wha
wha
It's a woman
Oh
It's litterally a woman
stan calls a woman an ant
stan i think its time for bed you are acting up it seems
When itās not bigger it looks like a thicc ant
you're not helping your own case
your eyes are failing you
the call to slumber
Iām not aygraxtff ed to ants
God has abandoned this chat
Attracted to
what in the goddamn
with 2 "c"s bro?????
what the
do not the critter on the floor
do not the rat
do not
for the arco pasta?
yeah you said that
an hour ago
and 45 i need to sleep messages
i said see you in 5 i dont think you even made it that long
Yoshi why are you sieht shayeit
bruh
So sassy
Stan go to sleep
well at least hes getting my name right
I can just imagine Exhillious with a mortar and pestle
#baldursgate3 #memes #funny #gachi
Support : https://boosty.to/malebrotherhood
When you once again enter your camp in Baldurs Gate 3.
nightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmarenightmare

The fuck does that mean
You know what nvm
the actions of a sleepy individual are soon to be displayed publicly in a nearby town
wh

This has got to be like some odd form of alzheimers
gn x19
gn
what if instead of it being called a sleepy nap time it was called freaky time and they did things... well let's just say things get a bit nightmarenightmarenightmarenightmare
stan literally forgets people in in VC 2 minutes after we greet them
i think he just uh
yeah alzheimers or something
Why are you drugging me back into the convo
gn x20
gn x21
SLEEP
You know my friends make the same joke
SLEEEEEEEEEP
Goodnight Stan
The good old days of playing mass effect 3 multiplayer with the boys
gn x22
I love me3 multiplayer
I WROTE THIS????
bru h
wahht
Nah don't play slick
I thought it popped up from someone else and I was laughing so hard at it
Caught in 8k
is the zealot flamer good ?
were you not making a joke
have you gone insane
yes
havent we all
I have no memory of writing that
actual dementia
Bro had a out of body shitpost
many years of both 4chan and tumblr have hidden things within my being apparently
Yes. It deals well with mixed hordes, and depending on your ability you're using, specifically if you use FotF, can deal with anything, even crushers FotF has a unlisted armor downgrade property, which allows flamer to deal good damage to even carapace armor
wat da hell
he's a sleeper agent
why did i come back to exhil having a schizo episode
Just be mindful of ammo usage, you dont need a lot of ammo to kill a horde
Send him back to Yugoslavia
ex are you a cat in a persons body
stan brings out the worst in people
4chan and tumblr will do that
no I'm not a furry


You sure about that?
absolutely
thats not what a furry is
do you guys want him to be a furry
the narrative is truly pitted against me here
exhil can you bring the one with the freaky personality back
the coalescence of time spent on 4chan and tumblr balances out the hormones that lead to one becoming a furry
You can't play a bad hand then claim the cards are stacked against you
that's probably the 7 second rule showing so idk, he'll come back for 7 non-consecutive seconds after a full rest.
wat da hell you put an icd on your other personalities
one message has turned exhil into a schizo and a furry apparently
he is being a good dev and balancing his personalities
Ex how many systems do you have currently present
Judging by this convo, if I answer any less than 4 I'll be branded a liar

do not speak without a lawyer
supposedly I got a cat, the šš»š®šŖš“zilla, myself, and some 4th one that'll come up intermittently
are you the slay the princess protagonist
do you have a man narrating your actions alongside your personalities
wheres josho when you need him
The scribes will write this down
also holy shit did stan actually sleep
This, too, shall pass
if only there was community manager exhillious
if CM exhil existed we would all be banished
Gnarp
Praying we somehow get a mission where we need to destroy a moving imperator titan
What
Left
why ? enlighten me for future inquires
is there a word to describe the oposite of a ''dump'' stat in a weapon ?
like, what do you guys call ''priority'' stats ?
and if im not wrong the weapon rating affects the blessings you get, for example if you consecrate the lower ranked weapon you would get blessings level 2 and low level perks
Select a weapon, press V, then press Tab. Hover over stats to see exactly what they do.
good ?
Critical hit damage is not a good perk. Try flak instead.
This, hear this man
that one ?
Yes
aight
he could swap later bloothirsty for shred, right ?
should I consecrate this flamer or try to get a better one ?
Or rampage
Any of the blessings could be swapped.
Don't
Get a flamer with Burn >76%
Burn, Cloud Radius, Ammo. Other stats are not as important.
aight
Just checking, Flamer + Uncanny Strike is a combo that also works right?
I'm sometimes taking a Flamer on my knife pervert build and obviously use shroudfield instead of FotF for it, but that should still work right
Because you don't have any damage or power blessings on it
When worldās collide
but I thought cleave increased damage
Cleave is marginal on the XV
It has a somewhat restrictive target cap
Power and crit blessings are the way
Rampage and shred or rampage and Bloodthirsty imo
what do those do ?
The XV is an easy but slow horde clearer, but very good single target
Rampage is more power if hitting 3 targets
It says damage, but is actually power
is there a difference ?
And power is damage, cleave and stagger all at once
ah ok
Shred is increased crit for multiple chained attacks
Bloodthirsty means after you kill with a revved attack, your next attack is a crit
I think those are the most common choices for evis 15
what modifier should I prioritise next time I try to make a tigris ?
correct
It does not unless it gives you meaningful breakpoints where you are hitting enough targets to make use of your damage
For XV cleave is low value because it already hits the damage cap in most scenarios
But for stuff like chsword or dclaw, a single cleave blessing will help a ton vs multiple enemies
Yes, afaik as long as an enemy has burn stacks, you can get rending from uncanny and have it affect the burn damage. At least thats how it works with psykers warpfire, so it shouldnt be different from regular burn I dont play weapons with uncanny on zealot too often
Ngl I am loving knife pervert right now
15 is the easy one with the better single target
2 is the more awkward one with better cleave and kinda surprisingly bad single target
Nope.
Could you repeat it?
If it's about which modifiers, then we need to know which mark you want
yes it is
and whats a mark ?
the blessings you mean ?
no
Mark II or Mark XV
oh
There are two different eviscerators
XV
That act differently
this is a mark
Right, so you just need damage penetration and lesserly shredder
Mobility not important but 51+ is nice for extra dodge
Both evisc are tigrus








