#zealot-class

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junior vortex
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But they take so many drugs and don't professionally get the cyberware implanted.

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They become cyber psychos often because of it.

maiden path
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johnny was a cyber psycho but he just talked to his arm

junior vortex
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As they have so much cyberware and take drugs which damages their skin horribly.

maiden path
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im already chromed to da fucking gills choom...............

junior vortex
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They intentionally scar themselves

maiden path
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still fucked u werent allowed to look like this

junior vortex
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Many gangs in cyberpunk cut their skin and or tear it to give it that look it has.

maiden path
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vanilla...

junior vortex
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The animals are another gang who scars themselves purposely.

maiden path
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maelstrom just look like that

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i doubt they scar themsevles

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all the cybernetics bulging under the skin

junior vortex
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It's how many Cybernetics they have and the drugs they take.

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They are drug addicts which adds to their looks.

maiden path
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where is the maelstrom boss that rips his skin off like a yakzua boss fight

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cd projket red

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make it

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now

junior vortex
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They take the wrong drug and become a cannibal.

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I mean bath salts get pretty scary as one Florida man maimed someone's face taking them.

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Literally ate his face.

maiden path
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on my real malestrom shit eating people

junior vortex
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He wasn't hungry he just maimed the guys face with his mouth like a dog.

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And well it's pretty awful to see the guys face as he survived with several surgical procedures. But their face looked like a chimp tore it off.

maiden path
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am I allowed to say goasted

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goated

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shoutout the chimp that did rip that one persons face off

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goated but not in the sense they deserved it

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just goated as in the action was goated regardless

junior vortex
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Chimps are scary.

paper umbra
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you mess with primal forces expect primal results

junior vortex
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Why do the inquisitors trust those those monkey xenos. Have they watched planet of the apes?

maiden path
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i'd rather be in a cage with a gorrila then a chimp

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i could fucking curl up in a ball and that gorrila might not rip my spine out

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i dont trust that chimp

junior vortex
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Gorillas are chill as look you keep your distance

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Gorillas rather you leave them alone.

maiden path
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that chimps gonna rip my fingers off like lego pieces

paper umbra
junior vortex
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Then come after you despite they have ripped a farmers head off.

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But Gorilla attacks are rare and are usually provoked by not listening to their warning. Gorillas will warn you before going all ape shit.

paper umbra
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yup

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spent a lot of time at the zoo. you can see the difference in temperment plain as day

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gorillas are bros

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chimps are psychotic killers

junior vortex
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They are dangerous if you provoke them but gorillas are mostly minding their business.

paper umbra
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chimps have pretty good senses of humor tho

wintry forge
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arent gorillas like chill most of the time

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unless if provoked or hungry

junior vortex
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Yes but they can rip your head off if you make them angry.

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Gorillas are strong but usually pretty chill.

wintry forge
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atleast its quicker than dying to a chimp ripping your face off

paper umbra
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if i had to fight one regardless i'd rather fight a chimp. there's a slight chance with them. gorillas are brick shithouses. no chance for any living human bean.

junior vortex
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Gorillas tend to slap things.

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But are vulnerable to big cats who often kill them.

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Gorillas are strong but the greatest threat to them is cats and humans.

paper umbra
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yeah. go for the throat or scrotes. that's your only chances

junior vortex
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Gorillas aren't known to fight like humans and fight like a slapping match.

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Less then a well placed strike with a punch but still.

paper umbra
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yeah but that's a slap fight you aint gonna win unless you're dolemite

junior vortex
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A hard enough slap knocks a man out.

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From humans.

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Now imagine a gorilla doing that is stronger then a human.

paper umbra
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yeah a playful slap from a gorilla would proabably be akin to a good hit from a professional slap fighter

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a slap in anger from a gorilla would probably do serious if not fatal damage to the average human

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if delivered to the head

junior vortex
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There is a recorded incident where a gorilla ripped a farmers head off for trespassing his territory.

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He was armed I recall.

paper umbra
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i believe it. you ever ripped the head off a rabbit or chicken? its easy. probably the same for a gorilla when a human is considered.

junior vortex
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I mean our necks are quite vulnerable

paper umbra
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yeah. for most mammals

junior vortex
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Our heads might be durable but the neck.

wintry forge
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who intruded though

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the gorilla or the farmer

junior vortex
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The farmer

paper umbra
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i'd say both

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its just a clash of civilization

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i consider things like whales, dolphins, gorillas, and elephants to be parallel civilizations to human civilization

wintry forge
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gorillas usually warn intruders off by roaring or something

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farmer has to be deaf

paper umbra
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i mean a coyote or something like that isn't capable of civilization but I think there are some animal species that are

wintry forge
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is it possible to get built like a gorilla on a banana only diet

paper umbra
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yeah. the farmer should've shown some sort of deference. if he had lived there long enough amongst gorillas he should've understood how to show deference or at least work out proper territorial considerations

junior vortex
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No gorillas are built different

wintry forge
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damn

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😔

junior vortex
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They are built to be able to process things like that.

paper umbra
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yeah. literally built different lol

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the way their muscles are attached to their skeletons is designed for physical violence

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human physiology is built for endurance

junior vortex
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Gorillas unfortunately to any cats are vulnerable as they go for the weakspotd.

paper umbra
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yeah, cats are faster

junior vortex
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Bears and Gorillas are vulnerable to big cats while a bear will win cats are ambush predators so it's a 50/50.

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There is reason they are the lands apex gorillas outside of bears.

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And wolves.

paper umbra
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imma go smoke, but i'll be back. i love talking about animals and physiology stuff. my son has honestly taught me most of what I know

junior vortex
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Nice

wintry forge
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i wonder if andre the giant could take on a gorilla on hand to hand combat

junior vortex
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I don't know

paper umbra
rigid trellis
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completing a mission in the game's terms is winning

sterile stone
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Oh yeah this

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The cybernetics that let someone become a furry

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weird stuff

spare talon
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everyone dies to crusher pack
i clean up crusher pack easily taking no damage
"be careful, theres a bunch of adds on our rescue"
get to their rescue, its 10 scab bruisers

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what did he mean by this

burnt bobcat
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salvageable?

spare talon
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i havent used infantry autoguns that much but that definitely looks pretty decent

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sprint efficency can be changed, and so can punishing salvo

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as for what to changed them to, not exactly sure whats ideal, but prolly the usual maniac for perk

fleet zealot
spare talon
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then there you go
fire frenzy to replace salvo

maiden path
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dinner with hadron

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or 10 dockets

fleet zealot
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fire frenzy is good too

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i don't eat oil and transmission fluid

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sorry

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10 dockets

maiden path
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dinner with melk

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or 5 dockets

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i think the kjnowledge melk is gonan give me is better then 5 dockets..

fleet zealot
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melk probably eats good

opaque island
fleet zealot
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actually, nah he is so vain he probably has a small stash jar of caviar

maiden path
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idk

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melk has a big neck

fleet zealot
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oh i'm just going to use him to get some good food

maiden path
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what about the 5 dockets

opaque island
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as someone in our characters position, if you dont enjoy it for killing heretics, at least you might get some good food

burnt bobcat
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what yall thinking here

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headtaker to thrust, sprint to unyielding, cc hurts but okay
sound about right?

opaque island
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do i wanna play my dakka ogryn, or my shards psyker next?

maiden path
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plasma vet

opaque island
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I suck as vet, let alone plasma vet

burnt bobcat
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beb beb makin my knuckles itch

maiden path
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is that cause ur a knuckle dragger

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oooooooo

grave topaz
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What heavy chainsword is the best?

misty nova
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Do you want to deal with crowds? Mk2

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Do you want to deal with the beefy lads? Mk15

maiden path
misty nova
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The barber messed up

wary valley
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are we talking about the big chain sword or the single hand one i cant remember the spelling of that name. the daily suffer of multilanguage people.

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evisgorator?

misty nova
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Eviscerator

wintry forge
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i can never get into using it

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something about it just feels so off

misty nova
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Try revving more often

zinc talon
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OI

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WOTCHA COLL A GROX, WOTS ONLY GOT TW OVVIZ LEGS LEFT

junior vortex
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Power Maul is addictive

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Crusher is a power maul.

zinc talon
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LEAN BEEF

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HAWHAHAHAW

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WOTCHA COLL A GROX WOTS GOT NO LEGS ATOLL

junior vortex
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My favorite Power weapon is crusher. That thing goes hard.

junior vortex
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Now make ogryn power maul like it

zinc talon
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it's the light target combo chain

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not cycling back to l1 and forcing heavy charge times or constant block cancel

junior vortex
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I run skullcrusher

zinc talon
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you have to

junior vortex
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Thunderstrike and Skullcrusher.

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Is pretty good together.

zinc talon
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crusher's at least a vicious lil puppy because the game becomes, how do I hit this guy, so that he is dead before he gets back up onto his feet

junior vortex
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I run stun grenades with crusher.

zinc talon
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since SK poofs essentially when they're not being staggered

junior vortex
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Staggered that way.

zinc talon
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and handily, the crusher can kill anything short of bosses in about the fiveish seconds their medium and long animations run

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iit's all about the combo step you wind up with and never sleeping on the push attack

junior vortex
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I smack through crushers with the crusher.

zinc talon
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yep but all things being equal, crushers enjoy a 100% stagger resist for like 2, 3 seconds after they stand up

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every time they stand up

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that lil head shake animation

junior vortex
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Anything I should change?

zinc talon
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so for all intents and purposes it's then, what kills a crusher either right at the end of that one, stagger animation and headshake both

junior vortex
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Here is my crusher

zinc talon
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or ideally when I bonk this guy to the ground, what then will kill it before it gets up

junior vortex
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I didn't care about defenses on crusher.

zinc talon
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cuz you're swinging at double damage with the crusher, that already activates and gets weak spot homing

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heh go on

junior vortex
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It's 463 but the crusher is good enough that it works.

zinc talon
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yep that one puts in solid work

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be the third or fourth last crusher you equip

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a thing about the two tho

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the paul does the same blast size and damage on a light swing discharge as a heavy swing discharge

junior vortex
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I should probably use unyielding instead.

zinc talon
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but the crusher, does half damage and half radius on a light swing

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and the size is already much smaller

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a heavy discharge will stagger everything within about arm's reach of what you hit

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but a lights is so small at half size it's really only for damage increase and ragdolling the actual thing you hit

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you'll hit one guy at the beginning of the arc and pop, and won't catch another guy at the end of the swing arc with it

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but, anything jostled by the blast radius receives full stacks of skullcrusher and thunderstrike

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so with the paul you can charge then pop one idiot in the center of the room

junior vortex
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Or pushing them.

zinc talon
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and lay thunderstrike on the whole room, for your next hit

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and send them flying on the backswing

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brutal momentum is still likely the other mandatory blessing after skullcrusher, though, I go back and forth on it

junior vortex
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I got lucky with that power Maul but should I run critical chance instead of mutants?

zinc talon
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cuz anything hit by the weapon while brutal momentum is procced, will receive full powerup discharge damage like they were what you actually hit

junior vortex
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I run critical change on hammer.

zinc talon
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I run something memey

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shock and awe I think, it's hilarious

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increases impact for everything hit after target 1, so you swing harder through the cleave than when you start

junior vortex
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Absolver Power Maul is the best thing they released.

zinc talon
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the weapon skin? preach

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weapon customizations mod will take that skin and apply the blackening to about half of the weapon heads you can pick

junior vortex
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Nox Defiant is okay.

zinc talon
junior vortex
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Nox Defiant is nice because it's free.

zinc talon
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penances?

junior vortex
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Mhm

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It's the blue and white crusher.

zinc talon
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ah right

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I should toggle WCM and go take a look at the actual full-conversion things they've offered or given out

junior vortex
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Really easy to be the arbites.

zinc talon
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but I'm loathe to do it, cuz whatever that blue sheen is on my torso there

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is actual rendered light being given off

junior vortex
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I would like a arbites set with the power maul skins theh release

zinc talon
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I think from the weapon, however it's doing it

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so I glow in the dark

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I am not fuckin with the process on something that cool

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I'm a fan of the chain weapons too, the more I use each one the more I like it

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I think it's just confusing your muscle memory on things that look so closely alike but act oppositely

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the new skins are all solid too

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and honestly that's about my current extent of weapon usage right now lol

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Slab til I die, paul when I'm frisky, crusher to pay the bills and chains to get some thrills

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I get hung up on the combos on the hammers using the crusher so much so unless I'm in a mood they stay on top of my furniture heretics and keep em from going anywhere while I'm on mission

vast radish
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playing with the eviscerator reminds me why i love the eviscerator so much

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literally the definition of a jack of all trades but it's still really powerful

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horde clear? spam those lights
Boss time? Charge up a good rev and chastise while the blade sinks deep
annoying RAGERS? Screw them im not meleeing them the revolver comes out

spare talon
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My dumbass fucking hears a rager and I instantly start sprinting in that direction

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Cuz I am clinically insane

delicate shadow
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I like dunking ragers in melee

spare talon
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Ever since they made them dodgable

opal wadi
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Ragers are meant to be melee'd

spare talon
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They are actual pissbabies compared to their previous selvess

opal wadi
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I kept charging them in melee before their attacks could be dodgeable

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Epic duel with morbillion ragers is always fun (unless you die)

lucid dune
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devil claw always mulched them

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1-shot parry headshots are the best

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gotta build for it tho

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or damage them a little then 1-shot parry headshot em all =D

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if you can't hit em for 2k damage parry

lean lark
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ragers were never an issue

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the hp nerfs were reasonless because they became x10 less threatening than they were

subtle cedar
placid fiber
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Guys: Rate my Convict. :3

ivory marlin
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I got another black ice

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Im at 10 now

slender oasis
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is this the perfect heavy sword?

lean lark
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no

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replace crit hit for +maniac

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thats all you can do for it tbh

placid fiber
slender oasis
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I run crit build but what does maniac cover?

placid fiber
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ragers, muties, trappers, flamers

slender oasis
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xd give it to the dark gods

delicate shadow
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even on crit builds, 5% crit is not worth it over a 25% damage boost on important targets

placid fiber
slender oasis
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the crit is more so to gain charges for fotf than damage

placid fiber
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imo anyway

slender oasis
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I'd have to agree

placid fiber
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I prefer the bullet look

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I also prefer the robot's default skin, as well

delicate shadow
placid fiber
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sword go brrr

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It also destroys projectiles >.>

slender oasis
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@delicate shadow by nodes do you mean operative modifers?

delicate shadow
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the skill tree, yeah

placid fiber
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At first I hated it completely... but... it's growing on me...

slender oasis
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in gungeon?

placid fiber
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I replied to the image I posted

slender oasis
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ah let me see

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looking punk

placid fiber
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Yeah, I honestly prefer the orange convict suit and how her hair normally looks...

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but... the alt skin... fits some songs better than others

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Like Psychoactive by Aviators feels right for that alt skin, when you avoid using what the lyrics are implying. The beat and everything else feels perfect

slender oasis
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So you can gain around 40% crit from skill tree alone it seems

placid fiber
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For the alt bullet skin... I feel like... I need my little pony music playing in the backround lol

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for the music to fit

slender oasis
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unless scrouge stacks the crit as well as the bleed but I don't think it does

placid fiber
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scourge stacks the crit, I am 95% sure about that

slender oasis
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so 60% with scourge stacked

placid fiber
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zealot also has 20% base crit with the knife

slender oasis
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hm maybe trying going vs. infested on the sword and going that perk could be interesting

placid fiber
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iirc

placid fiber
slender oasis
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I prefer swords anyways

placid fiber
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My clutch build uses the heavy sword(preferable the mk 6)

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My marty build uses the rashad, generally

slender oasis
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oh wow they changed Purge the Unclean

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both infested and unyielding enemies

desert bough
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Any tip fir throwing knives? Want be done with penance

ember yew
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aim for da head and that's it, you can also use knife and throwing works with Uncanny Strike

desert bough
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Wuts that do?

placid fiber
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sigh I am getting a surprise crash course on how to use the teleporting scarf in Gungeon. :/

placid fiber
dense field
placid fiber
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Suddenly appearing on the other side of the room is really jarring, especially for someone with the visual perception issues that I have... x.x

sturdy cypress
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which one would be better?

placid fiber
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Tough one, i'm not sure tbh

paper pine
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Whichever one says zarona

placid fiber
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And yes, the log for that weapon says the sword is semi-auto lol

frosty herald
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Lebron james reportedly forgot meteor of astel is in the consecrated snowfield

placid fiber
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Just askin, for a friend. :3

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I couldn't tell at first when I was shooting while recording the 1st one... but as soon as I watched the 1st then 2nd I could immediately see it

steel agate
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But here we are KEKW_ogryn

merry flume
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i know twitter was slop but if that counts as trending

steel agate
nimble fiber
hushed agate
quaint verge
nimble fiber
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now thats peak right there

hushed agate
obtuse stirrup
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Anybody got a good guide for the combat blade 3?

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I feel like mine is a bit lacking

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Got precog 3, uncanny 3, maniac and unyielding

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Blessings fixed, can modify both perks

south folio
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something to think about is that Sustained Assault is +20% melee damage to everything

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whereas Purge the Unclean is only +20% damage to infested/unyielding

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it's a shame that you can't then pick up melee atk spd and second wind but i guess that's just how pathing be

obtuse stirrup
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I did want that one too

placid fiber
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I forgot to close my game, earlier, and now it says I've been Gungeoning for 12 hours

obtuse stirrup
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purge the unclean is also a 2 point swing for me

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
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so I get an extra point somewhere else

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10% attack speed maybe?

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the knife heavy takes a little longer than is comfortable

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maybe that'll help it out for me

placid fiber
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I love the bullet character. Blasphemy is just so good... it's like a heavy sword in Darktide... x.x

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tha can also destroy projectiles...

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and is labeled as semi-automatic...

south folio
placid fiber
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Cause you know semi-auto swords are real common... >_>'

south folio
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you don't need to hold it that long

obtuse stirrup
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it's just the delay between release and the stab

south folio
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but for some ungodly reason, it has a longer release-to-attack time than most other melees

obtuse stirrup
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yeah, exactly that

south folio
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yeah i HATE it

obtuse stirrup
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it's really hard for me to get heads with it

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
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I have wobbly hands

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so hitting with that and the throwing knives is really hard

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but I wanna get better with it

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Should I change the perks though?

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I feel like unyielding might be a waste

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and that flak or elites would do me better

south folio
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a chastise variant of your build has the points for it but i think you're inevitably short on points with shroudfield
you could give up anoint if you don't mind that

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probably yeah

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knife's unyielding DPS is pretty good and i'm personally somebody who is fine with "good enough" for unyielding DPS

placid fiber
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Man... imagine if zealots had a melee weapon that could launch enemies into other enemies to kill both...

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That would be awesome

obtuse stirrup
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This is the knife in question

south folio
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i personally wouldn't slap maniac on knife just cuz most maniac enemies aren't threatening if you're in melee distance of them

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(until a flamer kicks you down)

obtuse stirrup
south folio
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you can also hit a sick mutant oneshot anyways with knife semi-consistently with a backstab weakspot (since knife is one of the weapons that has an easy time hitting the mutant's head from the back)

obtuse stirrup
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so what then, flak elite or flak carapace or something?

south folio
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prolly, but i don't know about BPs on non-bleed knife so hopefully somebody else can chime in

obtuse stirrup
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Elites are the scary ones if they don't die right away

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gunner that just no-sells your stab and then eats 50% of your HP

south folio
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shlerp

obtuse stirrup
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I also still have 2 health curios that need to become toughness

south folio
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so tragic

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i might consider giving up Anoint in order to take Second Wind, unless you need it for kant BPs

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though you have tknives to be cool with

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something to consider

placid fiber
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Anyone need any water? My bullet is... well... a bullet... so he doesn't need it. <.<

sterile stone
placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
sterile stone
placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
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Ended up taking attack speed though

sterile stone
obtuse stirrup
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To compensate for losing Inexorable, plus I feel like it'll feel better to have a consistent speed

placid fiber
placid fiber
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Or the Lich's Eye Bullets and the raiden coil?

sterile stone
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Just run through a level shooting the rainbow gun

nimble fiber
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gunther ftw

placid fiber
placid fiber
nimble fiber
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I know

placid fiber
nimble fiber
placid fiber
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I'm not just a Casey stan

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I'm a Blasphemouse Casey Stan

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Blasphemy is, legit, probably my 2nd favorite weapon

nimble fiber
sterile stone
placid fiber
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in Enter the Gungeon

obtuse stirrup
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I also wanna get a good ironhelm build going, and something with martyrdom once I have some wound curios

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I guess ironhelm martyrdom is a solid build?

frosty herald
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Caseoh has the most creative fanbase

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They will never run out of fat jokes

placid fiber
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@nimble fiber Also: Have you tried getting Blasphemy as the 1st weapon on the Convict? It feels very nice, since it is way more accurate than her pistol and has longer range than her shotgun(When she's at full health). :3

spare talon
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Someone on reddit trying to tell me lacerate is actually very good, especially on the mk3

frosty herald
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WHAT

placid fiber
obtuse stirrup
spare talon
frosty herald
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My brain is melting

placid fiber
spare talon
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The mk3 light attacks are also single target stabs????

merry flume
hard nexus
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the guy is stupid but

obtuse stirrup
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The light attacks still hit heads, more importantly

placid fiber
merry flume
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i have no idea what that means

placid fiber
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It's a very weak gun

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that shoots water

placid fiber
spare talon
merry flume
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you don't

spare talon
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I don't even know that I can

merry flume
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arguing with redditors will give you a stomach ulcer

spare talon
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When the main reasoning for your blessing choice on knife are poxwalker hordes

merry flume
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because they don't care about anything but the argument

placid fiber
spare talon
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You're probably too far gone

merry flume
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i do like MK3 with backstabber

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punch heavy

placid fiber
spare talon
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The problem is that this is under the post "hey what are good blessings for knife" and they might actually convince the op if they're naive enough

frosty herald
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Unbroken mewong streak

merry flume
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you have to live with redditors making bad decisions

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you can give your two cents, but trying to convince one of them that they're wrong is just too much mental effort

#

for what, you're never gonna play with them 😔

#

i always have people chirping me because i use the MK2 evis in lobbies. "why don't you use the new one it's better?"

spare talon
rough galleon
#

One day, there will not be a single lacerate flesh tearer knife in existence
It might be when the servers are eventually shut off, but it'll happen eventually

placid fiber
# spare talon

Also as a serious reply to this:: Next thing you know... they're going to be saying that magikarp is a very gooid pokemon as magikarp only...

spare talon
#

I also didn't read them saying crit chance was a good perk until now but that's not as bad of an offender in comparison and I'm not gonna try and fight it lmao

merry flume
#

i like mk3 better but i use the other one because my finger hurts from clicking so much 😔

placid fiber
hard nexus
#

meowww

#

mraow

#

mrmorwmorwmw

#

mraowwwwwwwwwwww

merry flume
#

Is the crit chance perk additive or multiplicative

merry flume
#

so it's useless 😭

merry flume
#

minmaxers dream

placid fiber
ripe quest
spare talon
#

Mine is usually "you're stupid (I'm coming for you)"

merry flume
#

I can tell there's a lot of people trying maelstrom for the first time because the monstrous specials modifier is essentially a team wipe every other game

#

and then I can tell when im in a game with people that know what they're doing because the longest a special will live is about a minute

merry flume
#

bleed blessings get so much hate when there are even more dogshit ones that are ignored

north sedge
#

its because there's always been people going to bat for bleed

merry flume
#

haymaker/smackdown run

north sedge
#

almost nobody ever tries to defend those

merry flume
#

haymaker would unironically be good if heavies hit more enemies

north sedge
#

but since launch it's been like "OMG CHECK OUT MY BLEED KNIFE I AM WRECKING HORDES WITH MY 3k TOTAL DMG THAT IM UNAWARE OF"

merry flume
#

or if haymaker still teamkilled teammates

ember yew
plucky sparrow
merry flume
#

haymaker used to instakill teammates but since it was dogwater and nobody used it nobody really knew until patchnotes came out

north sedge
#

friendship with flesh tearer lacerate is over, uncanny strike ruthless backstab is new best friend

south folio
#

oh, it was absolutely known

#

if somebody was running a lacerate + haymaker knife

south folio
#

and they hit a barrel

#

it would apply bleed stacks on teammates

merry flume
south folio
#

and each tick of bleed was able to proc haymaker

#

if you got hit by a barrel and you started seeing blue tick marks on your UI

#

you knew that you were rolling a chance to fucking die every time you saw it

obtuse stirrup
#

Is it down or death lmao

merry flume
#

just dodge it lmao

south folio
#

instant death

south folio
plucky sparrow
#

well im glad i didn't play back then that much lol

south folio
#

yeah things evidently weren't implemented properly back then

#

e.g., smacking a bulwark shield and that was able to apply bleed to the bulwark

#

truly one of the eras of all time

royal vortex
merry flume
#

or bulwarks having 190 degree block radius

south folio
#

oh right

#

and lacerate sustaining itself

royal vortex
#

the person he was arguing with basically showed up to have this interaction and had never posted before or after

south folio
#

bleed ticks proccing itself

plucky sparrow
south folio
#

turtles fr fr

frosty herald
#

21

merry flume
ripe quest
royal vortex
#

we live in the world where nobody even dies on the hill of smackdown

#

it's sad

merry flume
#

because blood is cool

south folio
#

and using weird arguments and very evidently having never done any testing in their lives

royal vortex
#

it 3 shots hordes

south folio
#

so truue

royal vortex
#

(includes minute long video of fighting said horde)

ripe quest
#

It 3 shots hordes (6 seconds per enemy)

#

inspiring. Truly. So much power locked behind the worst DoT in the game.

merry flume
#

my only knife complaint is that they haven't released any cool skins for them

north sedge
#

the other day

royal vortex
#

that's fair. if you've just hit the crack pipe anything can be true

south folio
#

we should implement a drug test before people are allowed to have opinions on bleed knife

north sedge
frosty herald
merry flume
#

smackdown vs raw

royal vortex
#

crit chance when you stagger an enemy with the special

frosty herald
#

Bruh

#

Its so ass even lacerate players dont use it

south folio
#

unlock the forbidden 120% crit chance with riposte + smackdown

lean lark
#

they should add a feature where you have to do an IQ test before opening the auric board and if your iq doesnt go above 100 you're banned from the auric board

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

really what they should do is make it a power boost on the followup attack on the special

frosty herald
#

Overcrit

merry flume
lean lark
#

no

north sedge
royal vortex
#

because at least u could deterministically do stuff if it was a power boost and not be at the whims of the rng gods

ripe quest
jagged aspen
#

hell will freeze over when i willingly put on a knife

ripe quest
merry flume
#

if heavy sword is so good why doesn't it have bleed blessings WeSmart

royal vortex
#

tenderizer is too numerically low to do anything of value which is unfortunate

placid fiber
#

Welp guys, wish my pilot luck... he's going in.

ripe quest
#

punch, bc, light spam x3, repeat

royal vortex
#

the punch probably shouldn't have to stagger enemies to get the bonus because that's just kinda an absurd hoop to jump through compared to other blessings

frosty herald
#

I have never seen tenderizer ever

south folio
merry flume
#

i think the game should have more weird but viable level 3 blessings

#

or is it 2

#

idk

jagged aspen
#

idk what drg is doing but fs needs to copy some homework

royal vortex
#

they need to wholly re-evaulate what blessings are supposed to do and have a much more clearly defined approach

merry flume
#

yeah fatshark where's my vampire survivors type game

royal vortex
#

the system we have just sucks

#

millions of redundant impact blessings

frosty herald
#

Why does a sword need an impact blessing

merry flume
#

didn't they just kinda nerf impact blessings with the "can't spam stagger anymore" patch

#

:)

jagged aspen
#

still not clear on the difference between cleave power and impact

split ibex
#

Really hope the update includes Thammer QoL

royal vortex
north sedge
#

every weapon needs vicious slice

royal vortex
#

the game isn't setup in a way to have stagger adjustments be meaningful, and if they are you get it through means that are way less costly than using a stagger blessing

#

(i.e the talent tree or just +power)

frank night
#

😊

merry flume
#

crusher should be able to stagger bosses if you build into it

south folio
north sedge
#

God no

frank night
#

🤨

merry flume
#

yes

royal vortex
#

nothing should be staggering bosses without a significant in-game resource investment

frank night
#

😊

frosty herald
#

Make player height affect enemiesKEKW_ogryn

north sedge
#

Bosses are pushovers

royal vortex
#

a voidstrike psyker holding rmb and tapping lmb to completely shut off the boss is pretty lame

frosty herald
#

Maximum height ogryn staggers a boss with bullrush

north sedge
#

Nothing needs to be staggering them that much

south folio
#

e.g., a limited resource like grenades and not something that can be trivially reactivated

merry flume
#

the only attack that should be able to stagger it if you build into it is a charged H2 with FOTF

frank night
#

idk u didnt hear the sound a guy made when a bon bon crept up on him

#

that wasnt a 'i have encountered a push over' noise

royal vortex
#

it was trying to make me drop the soap in a very small room

merry flume
#

or any charged heavy while ulting

royal vortex
#

i just wanted the plasteel

frank night
#

??

#

why do you feel targeted??

#

by my remark ??

left iron
rough galleon
#

He got burgled from behind on a moonless night, the poor man

frank night
royal vortex
#

he did not press f

frank night
#

not sarcasm

royal vortex
#

laugh at him

frank night
#

i love them

south folio
frank night
#

do not listen to men who hate it when flamers spawn with chaos spawn

left iron
#

My old man reflexes couldnt press f in time

south folio
#

i would never save my ult despite my imminent death approaching

frank night
#

and they get toasted while getting picked up

royal vortex
#

it is the flamer spawning the moment i am grabbed

#

and being able to kill me before the grab animation is over

frank night
#

i do not acknowledge these words

#

mew mew mew

south folio
#

just be as rizzless as me and have specials ignore me as the cspawn chows on me and then throws me off the ledge

frosty herald
#

Erm

frank night
frosty herald
#

What the sigma

frank night
#

excellent

jagged aspen
#

not possible

royal vortex
south folio
#

wh

jagged aspen
#

evenif i was fanum taxed of my rizz as if i were baby gronk i would not be as rizzless as you

frank night
#

when they said i wouldnt 'get' the young as I got older

#

I thought they meant I'd find them silly

#

not that they'd start speaking a foreign language

weary pelican
#

How hard is the abor the mutant penance?

south folio
#

i am fairly divorced from social media so this terminology is also complete alien gibberish to me

#

but it's funny so

frank night
#

something something nursing home

royal vortex
#

you're like an irl tomb king so this is just the drift from middle english to now

frank night
#

be quiet carolina boy

#

look at this duck

jagged aspen
#

not hard just sometimes takes a while to get set up

south folio
split ibex
frank night
#

u just gotta press f towards muties whenever you see them

#

and eventually you'll just get it

#

randomly

royal vortex
frank night
#

you wouldnt survive being slapped with a sandal

royal vortex
#

ur just cranky because u need ur embalming fluid changed

ripe quest
south folio
#

the solution to mittin's crankiness is to annihilate every fiber of his being

ripe quest
#

No the blessings

fleet zealot
ripe quest
#

the impact blessings

#

I want them gone

#

The hitstun is fine, esp since Ironhelm exists.

south folio
#

it'd be a perfect weapon with brutal momentum

ripe quest
jagged aspen
#

its renamed i swear

frosty herald
fleet zealot
#

it's deathblow on heavy sword

jagged aspen
#

anyway bromentum is a better name than dblow

fleet zealot
#

idk about BM On thunderhammers, crucis could use it to speed up it's clear but ironhelm? Ironhelm can't cleave specials with activation and that's the main draw of BM

ripe quest
#

Thammer w/ BM is a holy relic designed for the worst class in the game

split ibex
#

Plus it needs to be better at killing lesser enemies. Takes absolutely forever to kill a netter

north sedge
#

Why would you melee a trapper

ripe quest
fleet zealot
#

or push activate light

jagged aspen
jagged aspen
#

and if you can

north sedge
#

And vicious slice is the best blessing name, especially for what it does

split ibex
#

It suffers from the same problem as power swords tbh, that it's very poor when you don't have the split second for setup

ripe quest
#

Crucis is meant for the goobers running Kant Shotgun or a Flamer and want to bonk big elites and bosses. Ironhelm is if you want respectable crowd clear and less hitstun at the cost of 20%/10% damage on the ST special

#

The base overheads are pretty good on both, fun w/ comboing on the Ironhelm but I utilize Skullcrusher to turn it into a Crusher w/ Thrust.

jagged aspen
#

give thammers ruthless backstab whatthefuck_heresy

fleet zealot
#

i mean, it isn't impossible to make space with psword either it's just harder, but i notice a lot of vets won't use dodge/pushes to give themselves the space

jagged aspen
#

i notice a lot of vets have trouble standing up

fleet zealot
jagged aspen
#

they do alot of exhaling and shouting but tend to collapse shortly after

#

must be the inhaling that gets them

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

Sit

#

Bait

hushed knoll
#

I am eating stained glass rn

south folio
#

i hope everyone spontaneously combusts from eating stained glass

hushed knoll
#

Well that’s rude

hushed knoll
#

WTF why is that so cute

#

Also that’s not a bath that’s a shower

#

Fail

hushed knoll
#

Dough you just made me earthquake

#

😒

hushed knoll
#

Dough please

fleet zealot
#

Wtf do you meannn

hushed knoll
#

It’s pretty self explanatory

spare talon
fleet zealot
#

No its not

jagged aspen
#

not really

fleet zealot
#

Cause I have one explanation but i dont like it

north sedge
#

I know the answer but i want stan to explain it

royal vortex
#

earthquaking is a very powerful stanism

#

it's related to mermaiding if that helps

south folio
#

stan has caused a scale 7 earthquake in his area and has disrupted the livelihood and lives of those in his area

frosty herald
#

is stan caseoh?

hushed knoll
#

Who tf says scale

#

It’s magniturd

#

Noob

royal vortex
south folio
#

you're a magniturd

north sedge
#

Magniturd

hushed knoll
#

Isn’t loathsome dung a cowboy movie

north sedge
#

What

hushed knoll
#

God dammit why do you never know what I mean

fleet zealot
royal vortex
south folio
#

do your parents approve of you eating microwaved ice cream

north sedge
left iron
fleet zealot
hushed knoll
#

Josho you're more obsessed with shit than mozzarella ever was

royal vortex
#

did i pregnant

hushed knoll
#

Mozart

royal vortex
#

lmfao

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

NO

royal vortex
#

mozzarella

hushed knoll
#

Cools nasal passages

north sedge
#

What

hushed knoll
#

Doesn't that sound nice

north sedge
#

Don't stuff your nostrils with mozzarella

royal vortex
#

pls

fleet zealot
north sedge
hushed knoll
#

I was just thinking out loud

north sedge
fleet zealot
#

😐

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
#

My sexface

hushed knoll
#

CRABS CAN'T BE COZY CRABS CAN'T BE COZY

#

@left iron OMG HI ICE

#

SORRY I MISSED YOU

hushed knoll
#

God dammit

#

Crabs shouldn't eat noodles

#

It doesn't look cozy still

north sedge
frosty herald
#

WHAT

#

GUNDAM IN CALL OF DUTY

hushed knoll
frosty herald
hushed knoll
#

Onion rings suck ass

frosty herald
rough galleon
#

Stan I've defended some of your culinary takes before

#

However

hushed knoll
#

Onion rings are literally the worst fried food

ripe quest
#

Stan

#

I'll make you cry again

rough galleon
#

I'm going to mail you a brick with instructions to kiss at 40kph

hushed knoll
#

Exhillious you need an ice pack

ripe quest
rough galleon
#

Sorry, feet per football field

solar gorge
#

shoul've just been blue and green tbh

#

imperial is also for crazy people

rough galleon
#

Imperial is good for eyeballing, metric for measuring

hushed knoll
#

I glad I moved to the us from Germany at a young age so I wasn't brainwashed into thinking KPH is a valid system

ripe quest
#

It helps that my end knuckles are exactly 1 inch so I always have a form of imperial measurement on hand.

hushed knoll
#

Why are you measuring your knuckels

#

Kuckle

#

Knuckles

ripe quest
#

God, thank you for giving Stan the strength to type "knuckles" a bit better than normal.

hushed knoll
#

What

ripe quest
#

I just sent the worst possible message, that when taken out of context, gives the mods a VERY bad representation of what is actually being said

rough galleon
#

On hand eh?

hushed knoll
#

@lusty turtle ban Exhillious

rough galleon
#

Badum tss

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

If the mods actually have a chat of sentences blocked by the automod I'm going to be obliterated

#

it's so over

frosty herald
south folio
#

i'm glad that skele has to be traumatized once again

hushed knoll
lusty turtle
#

sorry exhilious, you have to die

hushed knoll
#

MR

ripe quest
hushed knoll
rough galleon
#

Exhale race is a hard one to defend

south folio
#

it's joever for stan defenders

north sedge
lusty turtle
#

there are stan def-

#

DOUGH WTF IS THAT

hushed knoll
#

Arco do you prefer saying Legumes or Pulses

#

I love it when people say pulses

south folio
#

legumes

hushed knoll
south folio
#

i like the "ume" sound better

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

I meant "did I stutter"

obtuse stirrup
#

Somebody tell me if I'm wrong btw,

south folio
#

there is only one letter that "pregnant" and "stutter" share

south folio
obtuse stirrup
#

but if I'm using a kantrael shotgun for horde clear on a knife pervert build

#

is it good to go flak/unarmoured?

#

my one is flak/maniac but I think it makes more sense to go flak/unarmoured since I'm usually stabbing specials and dreg ragers

#

or throwing knives

hushed knoll
#

Did you know that Canada is the largest lentil producer in the world

obtuse stirrup
#

I am so happy with this knife build now though

#

flak/elite on the knife makes a big difference

south folio
#

maybe though groaners are getting owned by fire anyways

obtuse stirrup
#

Oh yeah, good point

sterile basalt
obtuse stirrup
#

Was thinking more for bruisers I guess

#

dreg bruisers are UA right

south folio
#

oh yeah dreg bruisers are a thing

#

yeah they are

sterile basalt
#

and I rly don't recommend relying on ranged weapon for horde clear

obtuse stirrup
#

not completely relying on it

sterile basalt
#

they mainly help vs mixed horde

obtuse stirrup
#

it's a way to turbo it

#

I'm comfortable knifefighting with hordes too

#

but the shotgun can relieve pressure

hushed knoll
south folio
#

because violence and bloodlust is ingrained into your instincts

hushed knoll
south folio
#

i am a sworn pacifist

median steeple
#

[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

south folio
#

you will die (not by my hands, because i am a sworn pacifist)

frozen glen
#

he will just splatter his saliva all over you

#

seductively

ornate bone
#

Sworn pacifists when they have money to hire a bald man with a barcode on his head

south folio
frozen glen
#

id rather you not do that

south folio
obtuse stirrup
#

btw keystones for stealth knife zealot go

#

I'm running piety atm

#

since inexorable throws my timing off and can't be taken with crit CDR for me

#

I'm partly thinking about martyrdom but might do that on my thunderhammer or crusher build instead

south folio
#

pie and tea is my choice

#

just too good for the crits and crit cdr

obtuse stirrup
#

Yeah, you feel really vulnerable between shrouds imo

#

you gotta cut that cooldown by as much as you can

#

since stealth zealot is all about the bullshit that enables

#

also really don't like the idea of sacrificing toughness or hp for a martyrdom build since things go wrong very fast if you make a mistake

#

you gotta try to protect your Until Death

sterile basalt
#

on mk6 with executor u can get 8 procs of CDR in H1/H2 crit

#

that's 12 seconds off in the best scenario

obtuse stirrup
#

I'm going mark 3 atm

#

but I lightspam crowds with it

#

if I've got nothing better to do

sterile basalt
#

if mk3 prob just go momentum

obtuse stirrup
#

Momentum throws my timings off

sterile basalt
#

mk3 doesn't hit enough enemies to be worth crit CDR imo

obtuse stirrup
#

I find I dodge out of knife range too much

sterile basalt
#

hm

obtuse stirrup
#

I like it more on stuff like the crushers

#

Piety worked great for me just now when I tried it tbh

#

getting more consistent headstab crits is great

#

doesn't help on the stealth attack but does help on the rest of the spree

sterile basalt
#

BP is still better for cdr overall

austere grail
sterile basalt
obtuse stirrup
#

it swings so fast that even if you're only hitting one target you get a bunch of CDR

austere grail
#

Wordp

obtuse stirrup
#

Less good at killing the crowds certainly

#

but again that's why I'm going kantrael shotgun

visual stream
#

Still wish Inexorable would apply to the swing that procs it GamerRage

sterile basalt
#

at best 4.5s per crit light

#

cuz it's 3 cleave on light

obtuse stirrup
#

but those crits come so fast

ripe quest
obtuse stirrup
#

you don't get the beefy total refills like with chastise heavy sword

sterile basalt
#

BP crit CDR generally prefers higher cleave weapons for multi-proc on a single atk

obtuse stirrup
ripe quest
#

Dclaw

obtuse stirrup
#

I made this build to use the combat blade 3

sterile basalt
#

evicerator even

obtuse stirrup
#

it's in service of that

#

not the other way around

ripe quest
#

Less Evis if they want attack speed

sterile basalt
#

true

obtuse stirrup
#

I want to have fun playing an assassin

sterile basalt
#

i think ur BP usage would be more for enduring faith TDR than getting loads of CDR

#

since mk3 doesn't hit that many enemies

ripe quest
#

crit CDR isn't the worst if you're locked in on knife sure. On paper you could farm more w/ backstab CDR. You get other crit effects as well. It's just that the weapon isn't geared for crit CDR as well as other weapons.

#

I imagine you're just doing a standard Shroudfield crit CDR build in which that'd be fine. Good number of ranged weapons work with it, you uniquely can run Agri Railgun with that build catyes

#

(I will forever shill Agri Railgun)

sterile basalt
obtuse stirrup
#

I'm going kantrael shotgun actually

#

I want to make a bleedfire one

ripe quest
# sterile basalt manstopper funnies?

No Respite/Damage Blessing + Man-Stopper and you farm Shroudfield to get an infinite cleave slug. You can hit for a lot of damage if you set it up.

#

Last I checked it had a 1 shot on Maulers and below, only hindered by wide hallways and Ogryns.

sterile basalt
#

is no respite a dmg buff to urself or a dmg buff on the specific staggered enemy

ripe quest
#

It's fun too since you can mod it a bit, with Scattershot you can extend it to throwing knives and with stuns you can get a shitload of damage off

left iron
ripe quest
#

Up to 7 stacks

ember yew
sterile basalt
#

ok so u stagger enemies first then use slug?

ripe quest
#

Yeah. Stuns can apply a lot of stagger stacks, you or anyone with a high stagger weapon can do it too.

left iron
sterile basalt
ripe quest
#

Particularly, an Ogryn w/ a charge ult can line up and stagger enemies.

#

very funny

ripe quest
#

Usually a lot of my meme setups take it since it's a fun build. Skullcrusher Ironhelm particularly.

south folio
left iron
#

The clip is actually called buh 2, get your names right old man

ripe quest
#

buh

obtuse stirrup
#

What blessings are bleedfire BTW?

ripe quest
#

Flechette + Man-Stopper ideally

#

Since it lets you apply it to more enemies

#

then you farm for Shroudfield ults

obtuse stirrup
#

Doesn't kantrael infinitely cleave anyway?

#

Wouldn't scattershot beat it?

ripe quest
#

No, it's like 3 targets per pellet know iirc.

obtuse stirrup
#

Oh damn it got nerfed then

austere grail
#

Are fire and bleed functionally the same

ripe quest
#

Bleed last I checked only applied to the first target hit unless you had man-stopper

austere grail
#

Never checked

ripe quest
#

but it might've been bumped to 3 targets.

obtuse stirrup
#

Like scourge, and that ogryn tanky one

ripe quest
obtuse stirrup
#

And mercy killer

#

Fire mostly just exists and does tons of damage

ripe quest
austere grail
#

I see i found the reddit post

austere grail
tough herald
#

Thoughts?

obtuse stirrup
#

Brick

#

crit damage is a terrible perk and lacerate is a bad blessing

jagged aspen
#

i swear i never see any vets use it

obtuse stirrup
#

not sure which knife you have there too btw

#

it's a pity, those are some amazing modifiers

#

but the only good thing in the perks and blessings there is uncanny

north sedge
#

People have always downplayed shout res

obtuse stirrup
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because it is poop.

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any time it's saved me, I've always thought "yeah, but if I'd have had 50 gold toughness slapped onto me 5s ago I wouldn't be down right now"

undone pewter
obtuse stirrup
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the other elements of VoC are so good, that lengthening the CD of it is really bad

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you want to be spamming VoC as often as possible in combat, and it already affords you the space to manually revive people

quaint verge
jagged aspen
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meh

north sedge
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The cd increase is negligible