#zealot-class

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delicate shadow
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Stan isn't a bog confirmed

north sedge
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You are a bog

placid fiber
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ngl I've done this before...

hushed knoll
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Cold leftover hot dogs are great finger food for dipping

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Or sausages

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Cold meat in general is good

placid fiber
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Hotdogs that were grilled... and then put in the fridge

hushed knoll
royal vortex
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i dont want to dip cold hotdogs in lightly molested chic fil a sauce

hushed knoll
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HI JOSHOS HIIII OWO

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I MISSED U BUD

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JOSHO

placid fiber
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I love this conversation way too fucking much so far lol

royal vortex
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there's multiple of me now

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fuck

hushed knoll
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Josho brings job to my life

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Joy

royal vortex
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i am indeed your employer

placid fiber
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OH God

hushed knoll
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God no

placid fiber
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No wonder why Stan is so mental

north sedge
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No josho eats normal people food

placid fiber
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It makes sense now

fleet zealot
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the fuckin

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food bus had horchata

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i can't believe it

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it was so good

hushed knoll
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Josho would be the boss that has sterotypical meetings at 10:39PM CST where all the men have loose ties and are eating out of takeout containers

north sedge
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And can eat a taco without exploding it all over his torso

fleet zealot
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only authentic place in all of montana

placid fiber
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x.x

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
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cinnamon

royal vortex
hushed knoll
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The amount of times I've stained myself is incredible

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With tacos

placid fiber
south folio
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you sick bastard

royal vortex
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do not ally with the defiler

north sedge
royal vortex
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mr quackers

hushed knoll
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OMG IT'S ALMOST FRUITY SUCK SUCK TIME

south folio
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i am allying against you

hushed knoll
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WOOOOO

south folio
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wh

placid fiber
royal vortex
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skele help

placid fiber
royal vortex
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he's breaking out of his containment

placid fiber
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Oh God

hushed knoll
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IT'S COMING

placid fiber
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Stan is getting free?!

north sedge
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Stan do you stick the entire taco in your mouth vertically

placid fiber
royal vortex
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he tries to dump the contents of the taco into his mouth and half of it gets on his shirt

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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With how little she knows about stan

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even she is terrified

hushed knoll
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Hi Dock's wife

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Dark

north sedge
hushed knoll
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Puzzle

placid fiber
north sedge
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But the only way i can imagine you cookie monstering eat is by not doing the head turn

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Or something

hushed knoll
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What is cookie monstering

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Sounds like a risky sex trend

placid fiber
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o_o

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My brain...

hushed knoll
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Oh

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Still looks like a risky sex trend

placid fiber
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Meanwhile stan is sexing it up...

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with the cookies...

placid fiber
north sedge
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Oh stan sexfaces everything

hushed knoll
royal vortex
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it's a foreplay face

north sedge
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Is it a sock jfhace though

hushed knoll
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No

placid fiber
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What about a dock?

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There, I fixed it lol.

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Stan! You will not make me eat cheese its with salsa con queso! @hushed knoll

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... and a spoon...

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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What's wrong with salsa con queso? lol

placid fiber
north sedge
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dunno

placid fiber
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He seems adamantly against it

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Or maybe it was the fact he doesn't like spoons

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My wife went ahead and got me a normal sized box of cheez its to snack on <.<

steel agate
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Good, it ain’t a party in your setup yet hmmgryn

placid fiber
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I usually eat one of those in a couple to a few days >.>

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"Can't you let me rest?!" is what my wife asked me

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I told her "Yeah, you're the one that's being rude and waking up."

hushed knoll
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@royal vortex IT'S TIME IT'S TIME

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BRAN FROZ

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BRAIN FREEZE

royal vortex
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rest in peace

hushed knoll
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Why

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The FUCK

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Would you not say

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Rest in Pepperoni

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Have I not earned it

north sedge
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stan just had to get off discord vc because he was about to sexface too hard from the smoothie

placid fiber
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
fleet zealot
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i got a food

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stuck in my head

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it wasn't even good

placid fiber
fleet zealot
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or subway

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or firehouse

placid fiber
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Jersey Mike's

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You think I'm gonna offer you Subway, after working at Jersey Mike's for over 3 years? lol

noble ingot
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I hate this angymorrow

placid fiber
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Subway is way lower quality, from my experience

maiden path
placid fiber
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I won't do you that injustice

maiden path
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jersey mikes be selling u 400 dollar sandwiches

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subway lik 3 dollars

noble ingot
fleet zealot
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now firehouse

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firehouse can take me, my dog, and my wife

placid fiber
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xD

fleet zealot
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subways is stupidly expensive too

maiden path
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whats the quote where it goes 'jus make a sandwich at home loser'

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do that

placid fiber
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I mean... I get 50% off, but, even without that... I would still never go back to subway :/

fleet zealot
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i don't buy fresh bread

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and every ingredient

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if i had olives in my own home i would eat them

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before i used them

placid fiber
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^

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Same

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I will say the Jersey Mike's in our town has much higher quality ingredients than both Subway and Casey's :/

fleet zealot
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only thing i can say about jersey mikes isthat they actually listened to me when i said light mayo

placid fiber
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I don't know about your town, tho

fleet zealot
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subway has the tendency to give me the sauceshot in my mouth

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and sorry but i save that for non sandwich situations

north sedge
fleet zealot
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i'm a sicko who likes subway tuna

hushed knoll
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I love footlongs tho

fleet zealot
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and like, rotisserie chicken

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only 2 things i eat at subway

fleet zealot
north sedge
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gross

placid fiber
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I would suggest like a #7 or #13, at Jersey Mike's, over a #10

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
north sedge
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what is wrong with you people

hushed knoll
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Jersey Mike's is either too wet or too dry

placid fiber
placid fiber
hushed knoll
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What is cpr

placid fiber
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cherry pepper relish

hushed knoll
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Cardiopulmonary resuscitation?

fleet zealot
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idk jersey mikes

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i only remember the bread was pretty good

hushed knoll
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The fuck is cherry pepper relish

fleet zealot
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if a bit stuffy

north sedge
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subway is literal trash in a bread wrapper

maiden path
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hello chat

fleet zealot
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i had the number 1

maiden path
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buy me this.

hushed knoll
placid fiber
fleet zealot
hushed knoll
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Or whatever it is

hushed knoll
maiden path
placid fiber
maiden path
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thats known

fleet zealot
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anyways, i'm confused, i see their ads a lot

maiden path
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mm rubbing ma belly

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chicken bacon ranch

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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I help score it and stuff

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but not most of the baking

hushed knoll
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I mean I do like Jersey mic fk

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Mike's

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I'm just partial to subway

placid fiber
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I've never been partial to any sub place

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until Jersey Mike's

fleet zealot
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what ha;ppened to quinzos

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does anyone still have one near them?

placid fiber
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and Subs are my favorite type of food

hushed knoll
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Quiznos is out of business I think

north sedge
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destroyed itself through overexpansion and terrible franchising costs

fleet zealot
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anyways

hushed knoll
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I only just recently learned they're called subs becaue they look like submarines

fleet zealot
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subway has that TERRIBLE TUNA

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that i love

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i can't make tuna that

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subway does

placid fiber
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I am not a fan of tuna tbh

hushed knoll
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I love tuna and triscuits

placid fiber
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It beats starving...

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I guess...

hushed knoll
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Mix mayo, onion, tuna, salt and garlic powder in a bowl

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Eat it with triscuits

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Yim yum

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And pepper

placid fiber
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I mean home made tuna is okay, but, I overdo the mayo in mine I think lol

hushed knoll
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I gotta try pizza with mayo

fleet zealot
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i get a tuna deluxe, lettuce, spinach, cucumber, extra black olives, monterey shredded cheese, light mayo

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if i don't trust the mayo person, i get oil instead

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salt pepper parm

placid fiber
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I mean if you tell me light mayo at Jersey Mike's I will generally try to apply light mayo, since that's what my brain tells me to do >.>

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If you say extra extra mayo...

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...

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:3

north sedge
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i just get mike's way and enjoy

placid fiber
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Mike's way is so good

maiden path
placid fiber
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I would get it that way if I ate my sub immediately more

hushed knoll
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Mike's way meaning the oil and rosemary and red vinegar?

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I get that but add mayo

placid fiber
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onions, lettuce ,tomato, red wine vinegar, olive oil, oregano, and salt

hushed knoll
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Oh yeah I add mayo

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I need it wet but not too wet

placid fiber
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I generally skip the vinegar and oil because sometimes I wait to eat my sub

hushed knoll
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One time I skipped vinegar and oil

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Bad choice

north sedge
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dont need mayo with all that

hushed knoll
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And skipped mayo too

placid fiber
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You want something otherwise yeah it's dry lol

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Man... now I want a sub

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damn it, now I gotta go to work and order something xD

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I'll sometimes walk the 8 minutes to get to work just to get a regular sub

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well... 16 minutes since it is 8 minutes each way

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I am craving a sub so fucking hard right now lol

spare talon
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Last time I got a sub was at the subway in one of the college buildings so staffed by students (you can tell this is already going to be good)

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Only food place on campus cuz community college and I wanted pizza, so I just ordered a sub with mozzarella pepperoni and marinara

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They didn't put marinara on it

placid fiber
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Oof

spare talon
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The put vinegar instead

ornate bone
spare talon
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a LOT of vinegar

spare talon
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Like it was soaked and dripping

ornate bone
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vinegaro

placid fiber
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Dear God

spare talon
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But I wasn't a bitch

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I ate it

placid fiber
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How was it?

spare talon
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Shit was 14 bucks I'm not wasting it

spare talon
placid fiber
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Tru

placid fiber
wraith helm
spare talon
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Came from a class and had enough time to eat something before I took a calc exam that would take hours

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And that was my only option

wraith helm
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I guess Calc didn't teach you about subway calculating how to fuck your sandwich up

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I seethe at their prices. And that pushed me to learn how to make good toasted subs

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For the emperor

ornate bone
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15% corruption resistance worth usin?

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was thinkin of puttin that or stamina or toughness regen on one

placid fiber
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It will help since it reduces corruption from all sources

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Yum, I had forgotten how much I love salsa con queso

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I used to get it all the time

ornate bone
spare talon
ornate bone
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a rememb right then

spare talon
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its only coherency regen

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which isnt enabled when youre in melee combat

placid fiber
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It's mid, at best, on the zealot... and that's with loner

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On Ogryn? It's god-tier lol

ornate bone
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yee i guess what i have rn is good enough

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not sure about 2 health curio tho

placid fiber
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On zealot I would probably advise toughness curios more, but, to each their own

north sedge
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2-3 toughness better

placid fiber
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I've been on team toughness for a long time lol

ornate bone
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same just tryin 2

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didnt rlly notice a difference

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were just doin a auric heresy tho didnt test on maelstrom

placid fiber
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On Maelstrom... you're toughness is either 0% or 100%... and seldom inbetween

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I jest, tho

spare talon
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holy shit

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a mod with a blessing catalogue in game

fleet zealot
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oh ngl

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buffalo wild wings

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has stepped up

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i think a lot of their wings sauces could do some work

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but their appetizers were fuckin slappin

steep hound
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Anyone want to play Drip or Brick with me?

steep hound
fleet zealot
steep hound
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sad trombone noises

spare talon
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spare talon
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really interesting to look at

steep hound
steep hound
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Maybe the crafting update will save it 😭

spare talon
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vetera ns melee in auric

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i mean
yeah? i guess?

ornate bone
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why do some ppl never ping snipers n stuff

spare talon
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you kinda brute forced FT to work but yeah

austere grail
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Flesh tearer chad doing 2 damage a tick to crushers with 18 million stacks of bleed

drifting wolf
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lacerate and flesh tear until it is done

spare talon
austere grail
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Does vet get any crit chance from tree

spare talon
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some, but not enough for a crit build with zealot potency

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which this guy has, good

austere grail
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Knife is 15 base?

polar nexus
austere grail
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How much is all that from vet tree

spare talon
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the two nodes in that screencap are 35%

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when capped out

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since its 5% on dodge, 5 stacks

polar nexus
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+20riposte +5 on the knife

austere grail
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+5 vet base chance?

polar nexus
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Oh yeah forgot that

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I would have gone precog riposte tbh

austere grail
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5 vet + 5 perk + 15(?) knife + 10 desperado = 35 at lowest. Not too bad I think

spare talon
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yea but its also like

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why

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when uncanny exists lmao

austere grail
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Fun

polar nexus
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You don't have to use it

austere grail
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Dunno what the bleed is good for if its not damaging crushers tho

polar nexus
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It's for nonstro and splash DMG I think

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You will probably just 3 shots a crush with Crits

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Or you know. Shoot them. Or Krak them

austere grail
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Mercy killer seems BIS for vet

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I dont play it tho so idk

fleet zealot
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if you don't go serrated, uncanny+ riposte is probably best

fleet zealot
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IE scourge basically self sustains itself, and the ogryn one just needs to spam heavies himself

maiden path
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why did they start re8 with chris doing a drive by with his tactically trained black ops just to kill some guys fake wife

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doesnt tell ethan why he does it either

cerulean moth
maiden path
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does a driveby with his black ops team and quadruple taps ethans wife with no explanation

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he shoots her like 8 times

north sedge
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Because re8 is kinda meh

maiden path
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wrong!

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re8 fucks

shy river
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RE8 is good but honestly it's really low on my desired replay list, I did it once and I don't have any motivation to try the harder mode or just NG+

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Meanwhile I did RE7 like 3 times and RE4R at least 10 times lol

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Resident evil 4 is just the GOAT no competition (except with RE1R)

merry flume
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in all the pre-release stuff they allude to chris being a werewolf like 3 times

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and never talk about it ever again

north sedge
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Re7 is just so much better than re8

fleet zealot
desert bough
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Tank you needed dis

ivory marlin
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im so good at this game

desert bough
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Gud job

fleet zealot
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praise the floofy sun

desert bough
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Luv me ferret pict

sinful widget
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other than the knife which is a no-brainer, are there any other melee weapons that would synergize well with shroudfield?

desert bough
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Hatchet

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The big blade one

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Very big blade hatchet

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It very fun

sinful widget
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antax?

desert bough
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Fink so

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Is it blue?

sinful widget
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yeah

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blue axe looking thing

desert bough
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Can ulgo get image?

spiral anvil
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TH is the obvious boss deleting choice

desert bough
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Am not too sure of it name

sinful widget
desert bough
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Ye that one!

sinful widget
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grutting great!

desert bough
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Hevy atack to kill big target!

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Light attack if smol group

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Trust Ulgo. You learn how to use it an you kill good!

sinful widget
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do i use brutal mom-mo-momentum, yes?

desert bough
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Ye

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Luv ta see meself cut heretic heads like it some wooden logs!

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Yel timber if killing big monster with it!

sinful widget
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can we eat big monster if no more rashuns?

desert bough
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Only if fleshbag. Almost taste normal

sinful widget
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look like big chicken, must taste like big chicken

desert bough
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Taste like chiken but... upside down... dunno how but will fit perfectly in mind

sinful widget
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it can crawl on wall? never see that before

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does it crawl in me tummy?

mossy tulip
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manic or flak on rashad

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if you had to pick one

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i got cucked

polar nexus
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still bugged? @frozen ibex that means we could have somehow the benefit of loner without loner and right at the top

polar nexus
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with enough stacks / a good roll you can easily reach on one shot bp on the flak bruiser

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you won't os a dreg rager or a mutie anyway

polar nexus
calm dawn
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I always go with flak. Muties don't get too close too often and you encounter less of them over all

polar nexus
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atm i am using a tactictal axe mk2

polar nexus
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maniac is not a bad perk to have tho, but it's not as common as flak (and most of the time, i knife / shoot them anyway)

calm dawn
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Yeah, depending on the weapon type and my weapon synergy I'd usually rather put maniac on my gun since I'd rather kill them before they get within melee range

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That's just playing it safe though

polar nexus
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maniac or elite or both sometime

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especially on the revolver

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point, shoot, dead

calm dawn
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Revolver is goated but ive leaned away from it a bit lately just to spice it up. It's almost too powerful to be entertaining

polar nexus
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like plasma

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on zealot i am 99% bolter

zenith glen
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hey guys do i take unarmoured/maniac/unyielding for last perk?

hushed agate
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Whats your primary

zenith glen
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i have maxed revolver/columnus autogun

polar nexus
hushed agate
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Id say unyielding

polar nexus
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brain hurts

zenith glen
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okidok

abstract quail
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what secondary goes well with Ironhelm? I reckon it struggles with crusher patrols similar to evis but you don’t build for crit so it’s a bit awkward to bring surgical revolvers?

polar nexus
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what is your build?

ripe quest
zenith glen
ripe quest
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I have no confirmation or anything, that person has good info though. Probs is accurate.

abstract quail
# polar nexus what is your build?

Haven’t got one but probably still go for invocation+dash anyway and martyrdom, don’t know how good it’d be, that’s why I asked

tepid socket
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Any tips of the Behind enemy lines (i think? where you need to backstab 200 ranged while a Loner) penance?

polar nexus
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and so fortitude in fellowship just replaces the 0% with 25% and thus you get 1.875

ripe quest
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That's what the guide is implying yeah. I don't have personal confirmation though.

vapid sparrow
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idk what ranged to take to deal with crushers bulwarks and maulers

strange urchin
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just got this as a mission reward, thoughts? stats arent too great but this gun would save me some gambling + i dont plan on taking this into anything higher than heresy

calm dawn
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Ghost for 1 second is actually kinda huge. That's something I'd use for sure.

polar nexus
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ghost can also proce toughness regeneration on dodge aka second wind

strange urchin
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whoa didnt know that

strange urchin
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i never used the ghost blessing before but just by reading it it looks valid

polar nexus
strange urchin
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zoo wee mama

spiral anvil
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Stripped down 👀

calm dawn
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That's huge woah

hard nexus
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range, horde clear, quick to draw

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just solid overall

ember yew
lean lark
polar nexus
spiral anvil
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Report to the ship immediately

median steeple
hard nexus
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this is democracy manifest

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he does not fuck with the brauto

red mesa
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what do you guys think of this?
I think its pretty good but has two glaring obvious choices to me that make no sense.
Bombers and tox bombers in C is ridiculous. Up in A right under normal flamers.
Also ragers and flak ragers below maulers crushers is ridiculous. They're much more dangerous and hard to ignore imo. Top of B near the Mutant

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oh its from reddit, a kill priority order tier list

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red "A" on the bosses represents the boss having aggro on you, vs them not having aggro on you

spare talon
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ive seen this
i find it so painfully accurate where the DH lands aggro vs no aggro lmao

red mesa
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ya also the slug

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if aggro f tier focus bc you just run lol

spare talon
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pretty much

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just do your best to position it with its back to your team and youre golden

red mesa
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bombers and tox bombers being in C makes no sense tho

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and ragers being below maulers makes no sense to me

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im always killing ragers/berserkers first and dodging the maulers slower attacks, then kill maulers/crushers

spiral anvil
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Why would they even make a tierlist for this KEKW_ogryn

polar nexus
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bruisers in e is fucking insane

ember yew
spiral anvil
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Pogryn being A tier is crazy, it's probably a C or a D

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It's the easiest boss

polar nexus
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they will just ruin your toughness if you're not careful

spiral anvil
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I'm more scared of bruisers than pogryns

polar nexus
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and the bp to oneshot them is kinda a pain to get

spiral anvil
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Pogryn don't have crazy tracking running attacks

polar nexus
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yeah same

ember yew
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Snipers are probably A and S on kill priority list depending on mission modifiers, since randoms catch bullets a lot

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Same probably applies to all elite gunners/shotgunners

polar nexus
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the recoil on shotgunners is hmmm

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a pain

ember yew
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Melee elites aren't hard to kite while dealing with ranged, so dealing with ranged elites for me always a first thing i do, you can reposition with either chastice or stealth

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so why they aren't on top of the list tells me anything i need to know why pubs are dying like flies in MS

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sad truth

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the worst controversy in that list is probably agroed DH, since in most cases it's better to just ignore it and let the guy die, but that always requires assesment on the situation

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unless you are like use hammer 24/7

polar nexus
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that list is shit

ember yew
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facts

royal vortex
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reapers being in the same tier as gunners is sad

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they can do the ice skating thing on you from any range

polar nexus
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also burster are not really a problem if you don't shoot them

south folio
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zealot taking TWBS is just him wearing shoes with rubber underneath

ripe quest
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The guy making it probably realized half-way through that he was making a "you should breathe at regular intervals" post.

royal vortex
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legendary stuff

polar nexus
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i have been saved by mutie so many times

spare talon
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dogs at s tier is actually fucking atrocious

polar nexus
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sometime it's better to let them catch you to get out of shit

spare talon
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they are NOT in the same league as trappers

polar nexus
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that saved me SO MANY times

royal vortex
polar nexus
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or a sniper shots you

ornate bone
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Getting sniped mid-air

ornate bone
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A certified classic

polar nexus
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yeah but that is a crusher problem

royal vortex
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i get grabbed into fire p often

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its depressing

spare talon
polar nexus
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i was not even mad

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brot took a chance and got the shot

ripe quest
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btw @royal vortex : incoming Helldivers 2 news that I'm gonna hit you with. OG Railgun had two different damage values, it'd tap into one in unsafe mode and the other in safe mode. Turns out since then, at some point they made it so only the safe mode damage is used and it's just scaled by up to 50% based on charge time. People though it hit for max 600 + 120 at 8 AP, it actually hits for 900 + 90 at 7.

royal vortex
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i spent way too many ordos to make the ultimate knife

polar nexus
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he can have his nurgle beer

royal vortex
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thats a tragic amount of durable damage

ripe quest
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mrw the only other support weapons with 10% durable are the MG and Stalwart 😭

royal vortex
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lmfao

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thats so horrific

royal vortex
south folio
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i will have it, over your dead body

royal vortex
royal vortex
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massive

south folio
royal vortex
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-man who attacks people for coming out of the wrong door

south folio
#

i hope somebody shines a flashlight on you

royal vortex
#

im not allergic to light

ripe quest
#

Apparently, according to John Helldivers 2, an explosion from a discount boomstick does more damage to robots and bug brains than a high caliber round going over mach 6 (4,603.6 mph)

south folio
#

and then the next step is to kick you off a cliff

coarse birch
#

i finally tried precog riposte on psyker

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it may need cara

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but its not the worst

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still hard to land precog with no attack speed

ember yew
coarse birch
royal vortex
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i bet ted would be a riposte precog chad

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

oh no'

coarse birch
tribal estuary
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trying to get perfect strike for my mk15 heavy evicserator but the plasteel famine is real

polar nexus
#

Josho, what do you want on an achlys caxe?

royal vortex
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uhhhh

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i have a bm + thrust one

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thrust is kind of funny on it because it has 1.0 maniac adm instead of .5

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u can do this

coarse birch
#

BM HT is the easy answer but BM most things works

royal vortex
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idk how necessary headtaker is

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i would assume the h1 has an easier time hitting one shot bruiser bps

ripe quest
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It does yeah

polar nexus
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hmm

ripe quest
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nice swing for BM too

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BM + Shred is my goto on it (obligatory "this is a meme build" disclaimer)

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It's like having discount Uncanny but only most of the time and it's worse

polar nexus
#

i do enjoy the mk2 taxe with bm shred

coarse birch
#

caxe does get less value from crits iirc

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but much better base damage obv

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crit does give a funny ADM into unyielding tho

red mesa
# royal vortex

do you run it without uncanny often? i tend to rock uncanny/flesh tearer or uncanny precog
this knife i posted a week ago or so. last time i took a pic i was trying reposte

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but i wasnt sure if it felt better than uncanny

royal vortex
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if ur running blazing piety u can do whatever

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probably doesn't matter hugely outside of using flesh tearer for trash/dreg gunner clear

red mesa
#

word

coarse birch
#

uncanny is probably still technically better imo just cause its p consistent but if your maintaining the crazy crit rate that zealot can get its very comparable

red mesa
#

did bleed get buffed? it used to be bad i feel, but feels so much better now

coarse birch
#

and crit helps into everything

red mesa
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especially that uncanny stacks bleed dmg on armor too

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is so nice

coarse birch
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youd just take it for nicer horde clear when running like laspistol tknives

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and when it procs randomly its some extra free damage

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thats what arco does at least

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josho may have seperate reasoning

red mesa
#

ya, ive been mostly swapping it up based onmission and what seems fun in the moment lol

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uncanny is probably my most consistantly used knife blessing tho

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just feels so good

royal vortex
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i have no reasoning

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it is going to stay on the shelf

coarse birch
#

ye its quite strong and id use it for anything not zealot crit build

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i thought you took the flesh tearer knife

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oh right

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you just baited me

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into it

red mesa
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lol can arco not roll a good one is that why you were teasing him

polar nexus
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The day uncanny is nerfed again....

coarse birch
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no arco has one

red mesa
#

why would you leave that beautiful knife on the shelf tho

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that one you posted josho was sick

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it needs to slay heretics

coarse birch
#

i mainly run knife psyker so i have yet to try bleed

royal vortex
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arco will be tormented with the reality that the knife he wants will never be used

south folio
#

i have decent ones but having higher stats would let me one-shot dreg gunners (letting the bleed finish them off) at less Sustained Assault stacks or w/o +10% elite

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josho will die for his crimes

royal vortex
#

never

coarse birch
#

notice how i dont hold things over you arco

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something to think about

south folio
#

you still will be attacked for your association with josho

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i will eat 10 human beings before running lacerate

coarse birch
#

you are also associated with josho

south folio
#

i don't know josho except that i must kill him

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

that is true

royal vortex
#

so unfortunately

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u do

coarse birch
#

he does like his lasagna

red mesa
ripe quest
#

Real people realize the knife is the most generalist weapon on the market.

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It can be used to make meals and even threaten people

coarse birch
#

you know

ripe quest
#

also great box openers

coarse birch
#

i almost fell for that

red mesa
ripe quest
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Sometime soon I will start a bunch of joke setups that are of a similar caliber to that one and I won't say the punchline until I get warned by a mod for misinfo.

royal vortex
#

catchan

red mesa
#

Mk4 ds with right side psyker tree is so fun. 2 shotting crushers nearly can stagger any elite with special. It feels so good

royal vortex
#

at one point he had sunk so low he was running thrust headtaker achlys

coarse birch
#

why do you rememberr this

south folio
coarse birch
#

so a nice middle ground

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

yeah cause i got hit threw the fucking wall

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why did i type threw

south folio
#

L

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embarassing

royal vortex
#

hterw*

coarse birch
#

arco they will not find your body

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

i just hallucinated a text notification sound

ripe quest
#

the demons do that sometimes

south folio
#

3 insane people

royal vortex
#

im cracked out of my fucking mind

coarse birch
#

tyes

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

ok

royal vortex
#

nvm it was this song

coarse birch
#

that is a very good screenshot

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

it has a part that sounds exactly like what its like to hear a text ding when u have headphones on

royal vortex
coarse birch
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ignore i like closed back

royal vortex
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the fuck does "closed back" mean

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u have to remember im stupid

coarse birch
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headphones can either be closed or open back, closed meaning it blocks out sound and open back meaning you can still hear stuff around you

ripe quest
#

you either die like crab or live long enough to go schizo trying to cram all of Darktide into your brain

royal vortex
#

crab is not dead

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he has ascended

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to a higher plane

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(the ocean)

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

there are more differences than that

south folio
coarse birch
#

but thats the one that matters in this case

royal vortex
#

my religion is whatever convinces people to give me money

ripe quest
#

You're right, you should sell your Crusher guide.

coarse birch
#

im sad both my headphones sound mostly the same DT sound direction wise because its just

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not that great

royal vortex
#

i thought about putting it behind a patreon paywall

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tough call

coarse birch
#

that youll notice a big differenc e

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that would have been big brain

royal vortex
#

unfortunately i am a man of the proletariat

ripe quest
#

the first thing my friend said when I brought up my HD2 guide being on the top of the popular guides list was "you should sell it" and I feel like I could make at least 2 dollars.

royal vortex
#

he's mad

coarse birch
#

how do you intentionally butcher a word that bad but maintain all the letters

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oh my god shut up

royal vortex
#

hahahahaha

south folio
#

josho has learned from the best

ripe quest
#

if this is anything to go off of I could've made like over $100

royal vortex
#

i am powerful in the ways of making mountains out of slightly annoying molehills

coarse birch
#

there is nothing to be learned from arco

ripe quest
#

Josho about as a as large molehills.you're

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everything went wrong typing that

coarse birch
#

but it is profit

royal vortex
#

yoshi will sell the adms sheet to an anonymous benefactor when he finishes it in 3 years

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

nobody buying an ADM sheet subjject to change

ripe quest
#

there are like 2 crackheads who would actually pay for an ADM chart and they both probably can't read anyways.

coarse birch
#

are they in the room with us right now

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

it is not done

royal vortex
#

get to work white boy

coarse birch
#

i need to continue it and double check everything ive done so far

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

there is no whip emote and i am not typing "whip" into the gifs section

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i am not a fool

ripe quest
#

that reminds me, do we happen to know the mastermind behind the BP Calc site? I feel like it's one of the most powerful resources we have and it's got no face behind it afaik

polar nexus
#

You're making an adm chart?

coarse birch
#

i am not aware

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yes

polar nexus
#

Want money?

coarse birch
#

nah its fine honestly

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i appreciate the offer

royal vortex
#

i have been in the same call as him when he is working on the adm sheet

ripe quest
#

I will pay you in exposure (I'll link it in this very channel)

royal vortex
#

he starts chanting

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i had a dude in a reddit thread link to the crusher guide

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ive peaked

polar nexus
#

I don't mind the internet equivalent of if we were in a bar I would pay you a beer

coarse birch
#

that would be acceptable

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its for psyker atm but i will extend it to zealot

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since thats only a handful of weapons realistically

ripe quest
#

bro is gonna double his workload due to peer pressure

coarse birch
#

i was gonna do that before

royal vortex
#

i made yoshi find crusher adms for me

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the process seems very annoying

coarse birch
#

it was like

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5 AM

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yeah cause crusher is buried in ogryn clubs

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iirc

spare talon
polar nexus
coarse birch
#

no its just

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in pauls code

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iirc its different numbers for most thigns

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it likely calls to the activation part of it

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which is why its in there

royal vortex
#

it couldve had the same adms pre patch 14

spare talon
coarse birch
#

that too

royal vortex
#

crusher had awful damage

coarse birch
#

it was p much paul

polar nexus
#

...

coarse birch
#

and they likely wouldnt have bothered to move it

polar nexus
#

Then crab happened

ripe quest
#

god I wish I had my current knowledge so I could go back and exploit the shit out of massive AoE Skullcrusher

coarse birch
#

that was probably funny back then

ripe quest
#

I was too late to properly enjoy it, PF BA SAP + a 40% damage buff sounds insane

royal vortex
#

it was only 40% damage

ripe quest
#

Consider the following:
Pre patch 13
LightTheme

polar nexus
#

Did vet had a team Regen for nades before? I don't remember

coarse birch
#

yeah iirc

tepid socket
#

Any tips of the Behind enemy lines (i think? where you need to backstab 200 ranged while a Loner) penance?

polar nexus
#

Because I stunned + pf the shit out of crushers

south folio
polar nexus
#

I miss that

coarse birch
#

would be a bit deranged with like nuke

royal vortex
#

i had one incident where i killed an enemy with a box, it regenned, i killed another enemy and it regenned again

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on the last throw i missed

polar nexus
#

Not as much as sustained fire tho

royal vortex
#

😔

coarse birch
#

L

polar nexus
#

Like 1% for a nuke

coarse birch
#

that could be neat although probably not something we will see cause it would be a fair bit of work

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for something somewhat small

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at least with what the game needs atm

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more maps/weapons etc

polar nexus
#

I hate that penance

coarse birch
#

rashad helps cause you can get 4

polar nexus
#

And the other one as well

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Hsword too

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Also, using hsword without punishment... Well don't really like it

ember yew
#

its the invisible man

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well at least the game is fine now

#

for the most part

coarse birch
#

Man old dt

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Wasnt that long ago and it already gives me Nostalgia

ember yew
#

Since people don't know how Steam works

#

they are blaming Valve for this

full nebula
#

Rolled this, good modifiers and i think blaze away is one of the best blessings? Not sure about the perks and overpressure though. Suggestions?

still quartz
#

Idunno if they fix Overpressure yet, probably not

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Carapce Armoured enemies are a bit sad cause ideally you'd want Unyielding + Flak Damage

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Can keep Overpressure and replace both perks to Unyielding + Flak in the case Fatshark finally fixes the interaction (basically Overpressure is not applying damage increase to Burn DoT which is what the Flamer relies on for max damage)

full nebula
#

Yeah i heard most of the blessings for flamer are broken

still quartz
#

Or you can replace Reload Speed to Flak and change Overpressure to the one that gives increased Reload Speed when reloading on empty

tropic pelican
#

overpressure still broken

spiral anvil
#

Uh huh

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Anyday now fatshark

hushed agate
#

The duality of darktide character names

ember yew
#

need her partner GenocideJoe

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actually i saw level 150 zealot with that name a few days ago

rocky marsh
#

Friendly reminder you can tech poxburster with chastise

hushed agate
#

By running away?

south folio
#

chastise gives 100% toughness DR during the dash, which protects against the burster

hushed agate
#

loregryn noted

#

I become stronger with each passing day

south folio
#

but it is true that running away protects you from bursters, especially if a teammate is nearby

hushed agate
#

The tip to surviving a burster attack isnt to out run it, but to be faster than your strike teamthumbsup_ogryn

sweet quiver
#

Fan the Flames on the flamer.. does that only apply to the 1 pump left click or the full dump burn?

oak ermine
hushed agate
#

Apply burn through secondary and puff to keep enemies back

paper pine
#

Purg betterwhatthefuck_heresy

hushed agate
paper pine
#

Doesn't require ammo
Longer up time
Better synergy with talents
Better blessings

hushed agate
#

Has awful damage
Has shorter range
Cant shred carapace with FOTF

paper pine
#

It only isnt effective against crushers

hushed agate
#

It isn't effective against much other than trash and weak elites/specialists

south folio
#

burn is a better DoT at baseline so there's some catchup that purg has to do

#

flamer also has a longer range

#

can't really call one strictly better than the other when they basically do the same thing anyways

hushed agate
#

Purg is more used for keeping hordes under control like smite

#

Flamer can do that too at the cost of being slow

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And needing ammo

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But does great damage

south folio
#

flamethrower weapons aren't just for hordes

#

it's not like ragers/maulers have inherent resistance to soulblaze/burn

hushed agate
#

Took you ages to deal with the crusher

#

Alot of weapons can shred maulers if you know what youre doing

paper pine
#

I should've switched to my deimos for that but the maulers got deleted

south folio
#

mf is this not a comparison between flamer and purg

hushed agate
#

It is

south folio
#

how are people going to pull out the "X weapons can do that anyways" argument

hushed agate
#

Wym?

south folio
#

it's a complete non-statement to say that in the context of the argument

#

what the fuck are you contributing by saying that

hushed agate
#

I meant that it isnt that crazy. Flamer could also do that as well as other weapons

south folio
#

yes

hushed agate
#

Also you are being mean

south folio
#

which is why it is a complete non-statement

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if you're trying to say that one is better than the other

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of course I'm going to mean about a stupid argument by people attributing significant differences to two weapons that play practically the exact same way and have similar degenerate interactions

hushed agate
#

It makes sense to me

#

The comparison with other weapons was me trying to say that it wasnt that much of a feat

south folio
#

sure but they were replying to your "only for weak elites/specials" statement

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unless you consider all elites to be weak except the crusher

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which is itself a stupid statement to make

sweet quiver
#

whats purg wtfgryn

south folio
#

referring to psyker's purgatus staff

sweet quiver
#

ohhhhhh

south folio
#

we usually call zealot's purgation flamer the "flamer"

hushed agate
#

I dont consider maulers to be that dangerous when the weapon you are using is built for it. I imagine that purg staff has flak on it

south folio
#

and then psyker's purg staff gets the "purg" moniker

hushed agate
#

Also i dont think anyone remembers how to spell its full name

south folio
#

soulblaze has 1.5x adms against flak inherently

sweet quiver
#

i just got confused cause i was thinking of purgation

south folio
#

and you're slapping flak onto flamer as well anyways

hushed agate
#

Very neat

south folio
#

and psyker doesn't have FotF but you're practically bringing the psyker class melees with them which all have uncanny strike as the BiS blessing
as well as synergizing with Perilous Combustion for maximum degeneracy

hushed agate
#

I was talking about primary v primary for the most part

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I use both weapons so i know what you should run with them typically

south folio
#

but if we're ignoring the classes themselves, than flamer is also not going to do well against crusher as well

#

which makes that the second non-statement you've said

hushed agate
#

Isjskelwp i meant primarys with the skill points assigned my fault

hushed agate
#

I havent been rude to you

south folio
#

because you're obviously having an opinion on weapons that you don't know well

#

people who don't know enough should just shut up instead of spouting bullshit

hushed agate
#

Okay i suppose ill leave then if thats how im going to be treated

south folio
#

sure

polar nexus
#

I wish people knew that shooting while sliding with the bolter was better than the rest

hushed knoll
#

Keet cPES_PoggersHeart

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Arco cPES_PoggersHeart

south folio
#

hi stanny wanny

hushed knoll
frosty herald
#

Hiiij stannnnn

hushed knoll
noble ingot
#

what's the easiest way to do the "Shocking Stuff" penance? I'm at 32/40 and can't seem to beat that no matter what

oak ermine
#

Or Hab Dreyko (but elites and specials are involved there also, which might create a spike in difficulty)

noble ingot
#

yeah I tried the smelter complex final horde spawn a couple of time on damnation and auric, even asked teammates to go easy on the horde but with no luck

#

chucking 1-2 nades and blasting with flamer seems to be the right way to do it

#

there always seems to be that one psyker spamming assail or even worse an ogryn with a nuke

#

and I'm like staregryn

oak ermine
#

I did it with an Eviscerator back in the day, but flamer is probably much easier, yeah

ember yew
#

i did with fire grenades + agri8 (or columnus2)

rocky marsh
rocky marsh
#

@ 8 seconds

south folio
#

yeah, based on grimalackt's guide, it seems to be doing "non-standard" damage and I guess that just doesn't do anything against 100% toughness dr

runic grotto
#

What's the point of martyr purpose?

#

Doesn't it mean that for 100% of health you will only get your ability once

storm crypt
#

it's there because fatshark needed to fill out the tree :)

#

Reduces the remaining ability cooldown by 1% per health damage taken. Only procs on health damage; does not proc while downed. Procs additionally to Concentration Stimm's cooldown reduction effect of 3s per second.

For example, if Zealot has 55s of Chorus of Spiritual Fortitude's 60s cooldown remaining and takes 80 health damage, then the remaining 55s are reduced by 60x(80x0.01)=48 to 7 seconds. Indirectly interacts with Combat Ability Regeneration from curios: The curio stat reduces the maximum cooldown of the combat ability which then also decreases the flat amount of time reduced by the talent.

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they should've just made it cooldown reduction per missing wound it would've been funny

ember yew
#

they should remove it so people dont get wrong idea and pick it by mistake

frosty herald
#

its a legit useless talent ngl

#

crit cooldown and backstab cooldown are 100x better

oak ermine
#

Ideally what should happen is the removal or severe limitation of the strength of other CDR sources

ember yew
#

they should just make it proc from toughness damage and reduce effectiveness a bit

oak ermine
#

and hit-trading for Health, in a game where you rely on Toughness to stay alive, is an idea that doesn't really work if there's no means of having infinite health

ember yew
#

yeah its a bad design

oak ermine
#

in order for the skill to work, it would have to proc off of Toughness, and that's just not happening whatthefuck_heresy

#

Not with how each of Zealot's abilities allows you to restore toughness at a press of a button, upgrades or not

quasi marsh
#

They put one of the best cooldown skills and worst cooldown skills in the same tree

#

That's what I call balance

rocky marsh
rocky marsh
storm crypt
#

it would be awkward because martyr zealots just get like

#

infinitely more abilities

#

reducing your cooldown by a flat amount and then also making it skip 1.5s every crit lol

#

would be cool though, sometimes i don't run crit so i don't reset abilities often

#

actually running cdr curios with a new martyr's purpose for ~30% cdr

spiral anvil
#

martyr is cool but you dont get infinite chastises

#

a little sad

storm crypt
#

the only time i can get that is if im devils claw gaming

#

but i havent run it in a while because i see a crusher and get sad

ember yew
#

you pick one

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all others are locked

#

like blitz

storm crypt
#

it would be a weird thing to be unique to zealot but yeah

ember yew
#

vet also has this on purple talents (you pick one and the other is locked)

#

like in marksman tree

south folio
#

though you're paying some buck to reach 2+ cdr talents

hushed knoll
#

Arco why are you up

#

Go to bedge

royal vortex
#

arco is currently sleeping in my basement

wintry forge
#

how good are the thammers

royal vortex
#

i think the general consenus is ironhelm is more versatile

#

crucis isn't bad it's just more of a skill commitment to use it in return for an extra 25% damage on the special (10% more compared to an activated ironhelm h3) and you don't get the boosted hordeclear from the activated attacks like you would on ironhelm

sonic totem
# wintry forge how good are the thammers

Both are gud. Crucis is frustrating but better in terms of raw numbers. Ironhelm is more consistent and you'll have less "GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDENT" moments with it.

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Their main use comes in the monstrous specialists maelstroms, but having one there means you rarely see any monstrosity alive for more than 5 seconds. Crucis can hit certain breakpoints to one shot monstrosities, but Ironhelm allows you to not be stuck in a corner clearing the horde for 10 mins while your psyker is being bullied by a chaos spawn.

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Though if you have a good secondary to pair with it (flamer, braced auto or just a columnus), can run either

sweet quiver
#

OR HIT SPECIALS. OR DO ANYTHING

sonic totem
#

Your first mistake and last mistake was assuming the rando will have your back KEKW_ogryn

sweet quiver
#

Istg my worst experience is ALWAYS those maelstroms. If im not horde clearing literally nobody does it. I cannot stand it WHYY

sonic totem
#

Which is unfortunate, as the thunderhammers really excel when the team around them has good horde clear, but everyone goes into a monstrous specialists game with a boss-killer build

sonic totem
sweet quiver
#

If im running Crucis and I have the most "normal" enemy kills, theres a massive problem.

sonic totem
#

Also good anti armour

sweet quiver
#

If i can tell by my teams loadouts I wont get any clear, I literally HAVE to run the mk XV evicerator or it wont get done.

quasi marsh
#

god

#

i hate chain weapon revs

#

ngl

sweet quiver
#

Thunder hammer is so much fun to use aswell.

quasi marsh
#

good boss damage but the animation lock is so UGH

storm crypt
#

i cant stand chain weapons

#

both the rev and the like

#

whirring when swinging

#

gimme a nice zweihander

sweet quiver
#

evicerator is fine if you only rev to swipe specials

#

other ones idk

storm crypt
#

the Devil's Claw Greatsword™️

#

complete with a parry action as a 2h sword

plucky sparrow
#

Is there even a way to turn down the noise of reving?

sonic totem
storm crypt
#

unequipping it is a good way to lower it to 0

sweet quiver
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use it more. You'll forget its even there eventually.

storm crypt
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i don't think there's any way to mod sounds though, so no

storm crypt
sweet quiver
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I use Mk 2 evicerator so often I forget it even has a sound when it revs up.

storm crypt
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make its parry an overhead :)

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ive been thinking of making a lil image of my dream zealot weapons

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zweihander, bastard sword, sword + brace/buckler

tropic pelican
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Where's my sword and gun where the parry is i shoot them

sonic totem
tropic pelican
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Rapier pistol like

storm crypt
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rapier pistol would be cool on vet

storm crypt
sonic totem
storm crypt
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all ive heard of thats far out there is like. Power Halberds which sound sick

sweet quiver
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Your best bet is to stick with a daemonic possessed greatsword

sonic totem
storm crypt
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but i was thinking some sort of like claw weapons would be cool

sonic totem
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Closest we got is knife special action