#zealot-class
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Riposte is just my personal preference
you dont need to 1 shot them
I feel like it shouldn't even matter though
Gunners are literal pissbabies when you enter melee range
The gunners don't clump Al lthe time so I want to have faster ttk
To mice to the next
use 2 push attacks, if one crits theyre dead to bleeding
Shred & rampage best on XV?
that what i did heavy attack then light attack on head
i feel like i need to capitalize on duelist
like the other guy said
They'll just stare at you like this as you shank them
I already said if it doesn't crit ๐ญ
use a third push attack
Yes 2 lights but it cleaves and quite fast
you say that like knife attacks and movement are slow
But the heavy not so fast
For the evis yeah
Rampage + shred or bloodthirsty, personal preference

2 light on caxe feel faster than 2 heavy on cknife. But I guess this would go backvto what Cole said about how with caxe it's a damage focused build
you can charge a heavy while sprinting
so the first heavy is basically instant
then you can push atk if you want it even faster for 2nd
there is no way the caxe user is going to kill it faster than u
unless they fotf in
but caxe is way worse at keeping fotf permanently available
As in, after thr first gunner, it feels like caxe has faster ttk
sorry but what does fotf mean my brain is being an ogryn
Chastise
Zealot charge
run up and get a gorillion buffs
well yes, of course
but you are assuming the caxe user even gets there fast enough for this comparison to be relevant
this comparison is taking out the entire reason you use knife
because the mobility is leaps and bounds better than even the 2nd best option
Yeah the mobility feels good but I'm going to chastise the gunner on both weaposb anyway. Feels slightly frustrating to stab almost every gunner twice like I'm making holes in a Styrofoam box
Hmm maybe I would like cknife more with riposte
Don't get mad but tye mobility on cknife at least for zealot really just feels like a "wow this is super cool!" And nothing more
@quasi marsh out if curiosity what server do you play in, as in region wise
idk why i would be mad
if you feel that way its fine
maybe you just dont like knife
and NA west
Isk I'm convinced it'd just some build problem
Because atm I'm thinking why not just run crusher weapon if I'm going to piety spam with chastise anyway and it's much safer.
I'm so mad now
im not sure how you define safety
but i feel like there is no weapon safer than knife
when there's no barrels around me
you can skill yourself out of any situation
i wouldnt say nothing more since it can kill bosses really fast, especially the beast of nurgle and can 2 crit carapace with full uncanny
Proper knife mobility usage will make u unkillable but yeah its a diff style than most
With knife yeah you need to chastise if both your stamina and dodges are out, and given low stam and the shit dodge recovery that is quite common.
But jn the event all three are out you are kinda just eating damage even at lose range
At least with crusher you have hard CC
idk what you mean by the dodge recovery tbh
are you sure you're not like
running out of dodges or something
If your having issues with dodge recovery then u r playing knife build wrong
No I'm running numeric ui
The time taken for the 4->5 ( I hope I don't remember the number wrong) on cknife feels way longer than caxe
i think he means that the knife gets 5 dodges and after 5 you slow down on your dodges, i think thats what he might mean and the time it takes to reset again
i can say that i personally rarely have issues with running out of dodges but
no he's saying
he feels it takes longer for knife to get their dodges back
than other weapons
That's what he's saying basically
Both of you are aayong the same thing
Or I'm just 80iq
idk my gun and knife feels like 1.5 seconds before it resets
I can tell you its feels much longer
And it's not placebo because I went in blind not expecting anything faster or slower and noticed that I was getting negative dodges alot more on my usual dodge timings
btw were you running this talent with the other weapon since it has dodge buffs
get your stamina broken while fighting a mauler and some bruisers
stunlocked
gets an overhead
I'm sure it's just my incompetence and this isn't a normal course of action 
No my caxe is running martyr. I am aware momentum has dodge buffs
i think the key there is not to get stunlocked in the first place
lul
Which is exactly why I like a single Stamina curio on Vet
And don't play cblade on Zealot in the first place 
i have full stamina curio on my vet and it uses the same knife as my zealot 
@quasi marsh wait, actually whats the popint of rrunning precog, doesn't seem to break any BPs
crusher also takes 4 crits on non precog
oh wait nvm
im dumb
i didn't had precog activated

Hmm.. perhaps I was harsh on the Zealot class when I got butthurt yesterday. Seems I've found a build that suits me lol
I tried the Martyrdom Ironhelm, I've fried heavy eviscerator, but nothing seemed to click with me and I sucked big time with those. Now I tried the combat blade and honestly I can see why so many use it
even on psk 1v1 crusher it was fucking hard to aim 
can you try this build ๐ just be careful of gungryns since i dont run thy wraft be swift
this is the one I use
This is what i run right now since im doing the molotov penance
I like how the combat knife puts out so many crits, my combat ability is always topped off
Yup thats my exact favorite build p much
do you use the mk 3 or mk 6 since i might have to try to sell you the mk 6 heavy push attack trick
(you can also spam the push attack on the mk 3 knife for faster heavy attacks (but it does a tiny bit less dmg then a normal heavy)
Am I imagining this or is mk6 also faster attacking
for now I'm using a Mk3, but it's far from perfect stats wise, plus I never have enough plasteel
MK 3 has a thrust on its third light attack, mk 6 doesnt
Word
this isn't even "perfect", this is downright bad, but that's the best I've got for now
precog-ed heavy doesn't even oneshot gunner 
change lacarate to flesh tearer and critchance to unyielding and its a a good knife
also just noticed that both my weapons have the same rating lol
whats THE godroll knife perks and blessings
Thats a good knife bro
i edited since it was a good knife ๐
62% penetration is gabro, tho
doesnt matter, uncanny just makes you do dmg to crushers
Yeah you have uncanny
I like uncanny/riposte and flak/unyielding, you can also do uncanny riposte
yoshi is unarmoured good
im thinking of building a new one with uncanny riposte
uncanny precog doesn't one shot gunner on dodge
i havent try ripose
Hot take I'd say 60 on damage and 80 everything else
@austere grail out of curiosity are you free since i would like to redeem this 
Im on vacation lol
don't have flesh tearer yet 
Arco also does riposte/flesh tearer and leans full crit so he maintains like 80% crit chance
Which also worke
ok fuck it im building a new knife
riposte uncunny
(Crits make uncanny essentially not needed so he goes flesh to help with horde clear since he runs tknives)
really?
even on crusher no diff?
Yeah cause knife crits are really dumb + crit rending
im on xbox since i played the game on gamepass and realised that i couldnt transfer account data to steam so i bought the game at the xbox store
Damn xbox knife gaming
then why do people say run precog uncanny instead of riposte FT
Well cause not every class can maintain 80% crit chance or they want to take momentum
uncanny affects bosses too right
Ye
Or if you arent taking tknives/run flamer it doesnt matter
Uncanny riposte is still probably better overall
like this? 
how come if the uncannyh doesn't matter anyway
Uncanny just gives you consistently good damage and you can keep high crit chance anyway
but i thought you said BP no matter
no change*
that's the same knife as I've posted above, I just unlocked Riposte 4 and replaced Lacerate 3
also what blessings should i be aiming for on the heavy swords
I know it's shit
i still play on m&k
Headtaker
It changes just by a not super significant amount afaik
Perfect strike is pretty fun on a blazing piety build, you can spam light attacks through bulwark shields and crushers
without uncanny crusher need 5 strikes and all crit instead of 4 strikes with 3 crits ( not sure if 2 crits will hit 4 strike BP)
gunner no die instantkly
ok im going uncunny riposte
Yeah good enough combo
oh right
i forgot to take that into account
FUCK
Yeah i dont consider that significant when hes critting p much every swing + duellist and w/e other attack buffs
Generally id take riposte uncanny
So thats fine
Big fan of flesh tearer uncanny personally. Dont have to worry about focus firing enemies. Just spam random heavies and lights into horde
As i said its for a somewhat specific build anyway
dont you get like 75% crit with full scourge and full blazing piety. even without full scourge you have 45% crit if you have blazing piety and you have fotf for 1 scourge stack ๐ or does he run something else
rashad can 1 tap gunners on lights
Yeah iirc he maintains 80 with riposte up + 15% crit innate from heavies + 5% from zealot + riposte + scourge + piety
I think thats everything
1 wound with duelist proc?
i don't run duelist on caxe though
i dont use martyr
I get 80% with no ripose
ya
do you have the 5% on your perk or do you have a pysker friend with crit node
I have 5% perk
im too trash to maintain consistent 10 stacks after duration nerf
I cant back this up with math but my gut feeling is that 5% crit is BIS for knife
like, the +5% stat when u upgrade it?
Ya
i use to run it until someone told me to stop so i stop, but ye it does feel nice 
Fuck em we ball
no it sucks
Imma need irrefutable math
use flak + elite or maniac, cara or unyielding if you really wanna
well im not giving that to you
ask like, exhil or smth
knife already has innate 15% crit chance
Make it 20 B)
the rest of your critfishing comes from scourge and piety
Ye you can maintain plenty of crit chance without giving up a perk
my old knife got rerolled to this and eventually became to mk6
oh god I just reopened DT after awhile, opened my Vet, looked at my build and its shout with Plasma
๐
And powersword milord?
wait so do you run without the last node on the piety node but you run riposte?
I play knife on psyker mainly but i would ye
nah thankfully I have rashad equipped
Slightly flavorful then
Although precog also works better on zealot cause attack speed
So id probably run precog
I shall now run this on my Vet
Real men run both dodge blessings
I do actually have a riposte precog knife on my psyker
None of this stack building nonsense
doesn't this not work
can you try the mk6 on your pysker ๐ since it has good cleave for a knfie with heavy + push attack. and im pretty sure if you run 3 stamina regen efficiency perk and you will not lose stamina. since i think pysker has the least stamina delay out of all the classes

I never liked the 6 much sadly
I do have a very good 6 on my psyker though
I never need the cleave cause assail and no TWBS can make it slightly annoying to get off sometimes
@ashen pecan i remember you said you code dived and the knife innate crit chance is "fake" right?
or did i remember the wrong person

PA is nice tho
I spectated a psyker clutch a horde of ragers and crushers with mk6
That could be you...
i hate crit rending i hate crit rending
it is a little uh
goofy
silly even
although the alternative is uncanny which is also uh
questionable
what does crit rending do ๐
crits have inbuilt rending
on all crits on all weapons
so you get better ADMs into most enemies
thanks by any chance do you know the crit rending amount
i do have a good mk6
wish i could take cara off though
no and i refuse to look
its the only reason people think accatran is good
because they do all their DPS "testing" on crushers
surely the thing you have an ADM into is what you test DPS on
ig if you wanna know what it is on crushers specifically
can we just remove crit strings skele
make that shit one bullet
i WISH
on columnus it also causes your gun to jam
unfort i think some things have like stuff balanced around strings
like charmed reload
which is dumb
i dont even mind if we juiced the damage of the one bullets weakspot
oh rigght
well
ogryn can get removed
right
day and a half late but yeah, bug loadout is something similar to what i've been running, it is fun
don't recall saying this, you'd have to ping the comment i mentioned something like that
Ah, hmmm, sorry for the ping then
Fer what
flak
he might use his staff for those ๐
Oh i see
uncanny makes the cara perk matter a little less generally although its not worthless
does technially let me hit a crusher one less time
yoshi if i have uncanny, do i still need flak for 1 hit gunner on crit for mk3
you cant do it baseline but damage buffs would probably get you there but yeah uncanny would help
most stuff from the talent tree probably puts you over
maybe with dualist you might be able to
its a consistent 2 shot anyway
its not, but thatd be so Fatsharkcore
psure crits in VT2 just bypassed armour entirely
Wtf
Why does FS like making very in depth mechanics and then letting players turn them off
gotta cater to the reddit playerbase
yes
strength potion in VT2 ignoring armour and boosting damage
and GK can just generate them
Wait that sounds
Slightly familiar
Good thing they didnt just put it on chastise ๐
this is worse than chastises, STR pots were unhinged
imagine we put a blessing that can ignore armor entirely
they buffed grenades too iirc 
Surely not
We modded Star Wars into Helldivers! Full video is now live
it's also crusher being more of a jack of all trades weapon, there is only so much you will be able to do, duelist will be a big help tho
Theyd give it to plasma
bring back thy grenadesbe swift
meh?
Thats pretty good
Id use it if youre broke
Weakspot to flak/cara/elites and thrust to headtaker
Mobility is a dump stat. You want that the lowest w rest of stats maxed
I wish all [Scoreboard Mod Users] a very [Stop keeping me stuck in the goddamn end screen to read your numbers like you're some kind of mathematician you pricks]
Huh? Cant you leave whenever you want
ah hah, i see you have fallen into my little numbers trap
sure i do, 80085 is boobs, 69 is nice, that's all i need
That's just meth
no meth is knife zealot

after you learn why quotient remainder division by n integer is an equivalence class it becomes really real

Good thing they put out a playtest so I didn't buy it
A shame that that was my first experience of Payday
i remember playing it on gamepass
Hopefully they pull it together but even the things that work on it don't feel satisfying
Full health bar = 2 bullets
1 armor bar segment (that regenerates for free if not broken) = roughly 40 magazines
Like xd
1 single 7.62 fired by a man with a longer barrel and laser sight: Literally all of it
i thought the 28k was your hours for 1 sec
i stopped playing after this much
After leech and copycat got added you dont really need to think about gameplay in payday 2
whats that
Extremely strong perk decks
i didnt even complete a single perk deck ๐ญ
i only got to level 80 i think
Leech made you invincible and if you downed you would get your revives back after kills
And copycat allows you to use any perk card
But in order
there was such a thing in pd2?
time to join 200 other players in Payday 3

i just remember running explosion + shotgun build
then meta became dodge + twin pistols (very boring meta)
At least the shotgun one you can explode their facemasks off and shotgun their face, was satisfying
why was shakesphere allowed to write plays
when he was saying shit like
"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"
what the fuck do you mean 'methinks'
That means he thinks
People at that time probably thought the same lol
Beb beb doth protest too much methinks
that is NOT how the quote works
bastard
me and my friends would beat shakesphere to death with hammers
someone arrest this miscreant
Thou art mad, perchance upset
Methinks, therefore meexists
fucking jar jar binks
And if jar jar got sand in his eyes he jar jar blinks
Darth jar jar is canon
man, the way you sometimes study the blade is so cool
I wonder if other players can see it this way
Yes, theyโre animated in 3rd person
How many hours???
1000+ hours of solo auric ๐คฎ
hades more fun or darktide
|| both seem boring after 1k
||
Helldivers 2.๐ช
helldivers 2 is a dissapointment to someone who played HD1
Hi Exhillious 
@north sedge what is your input on this as john Helldivers 1 player?
Oh God if you summon Dough he will implicate me in things that aren't my fault
Hi Stan. I need you to play Helldivers 2 again so you can accidentally say the most racist things over VC.
Clearly you weren't as there as I was.
I guess I don't need Dough here for that after all
What did I say
Stuff that'd I get warned for if I posted it here.
HD2 is so much better
john Helldivers 1 has spoken
Outside of the PSN drama it's just kinda looked like HD2 was a faithful remaster of HD1.
And like, it was so immediately apparent
Hd2 really is just Hd1 in 3d, but also, none of the tension of everyone living on a single life
And sharing a screen
And actually having to employ teamwork of some kind
Or any of the other things that made it unique
Friendly fire in 3 dimensions hits different, there's so much raw intent being killing friends now.
BUT OTHER THAN THAT
balancing is whaack
not so much build variety as compared to HD1 due to balancing
no more sprint melee tech
no more forced to walk together
I never said anything 
also no 2016 constitution
man the new assault rifle makes me so fucking sad
its just worse than the liberator not even a side grade
The weapon balance is a bit bland for certain entries but everything that I heard of HD1 was that it notably had very strong weapons and the rest were a bunch of fodder. HD2 hasn't really ever had that, despite what OG Railgun fans might say.
My hot take is that people blow balancing in hd2 way out of proportion
It's def a sidegrade. By like 2 bits of data.
Yea
Hd1 weapons was basically Trident > Everything else
I never really saw trident
And i enjoyed hd1 but it wore out for me very quickly
Heavily abused sickle myself
Tenderizer is literally a 1:1 base Liberator with less recoil, more ammo, at the cost of .6 bullets per second. It's super boring as a premium weapon.

railgun was a must for a long period of time..
i shot the charger backside with the default mg
2 magazines
no die
less recoil, fire rate, and less ammo is hardly a side grade
its just plain worse
MORE AMMO
smh
hd1 you could NOT use the rumbler and have good builds for every type of enemy
It has less ammo per mag but more mags is hardly an upside
True it sucks that you can't kill a charger with a weapon not meant for that
i mean ill be real weapon balance was almost irrelevant in hd1 because what you actually did was throw out distraction beacons and fucking run

like the weapon is just bad
thats not what i did tho :v
megan
DOUGH WHY
but also talking hd1 balance is pointless because it was functionally very different. there are still dummies that think the EAT-ITs should one shot all armored enemies like in the first game, even though our line of sight is now the horizon instead of a 40x40m box

Dough goto bedge
inevitably someone goes hurrdurrr but its PvE
Go
There are so many ways to look at it that this is essentially a glass half-full vs. half-empty argument. It's got like an entire mag of more ammo at the cost of .6 (ZERO POINT SIX) firerate. Chances are you're not sustaining fire for long enough to even see a difference in performance. The things it gets and the things it loses are the tiniest differences that the weapon is functionally a Liberator reskin.
It's pve buffs only every quasar shot should be a mininuke
eh i found it more fun than having no real answer to a super tanky and fast enemy. of course i didn't "use the weapon meant for that"
but not like i had the weapon at that level
Like I sincerely doubt we're going to see a return of the chain-linking Rep-80
Or at least the mech repair aspect of it
that one was cool to watch someone pop out
They might throw it back in when we get the APC
imo hd2 is popular mainly because of cool explosions and graphics (nothing bad with that, not easy to do well, along with the sound and damage feedback and damage states of different enemies)
Its just that im more into gameplay, and i found that HD1 executed that better
But also probably not seeing as how theyโve limited healing
3D damage states is actually something alot of people take for granted.
Knowing what the support weapon stats were at the time, it doesn't really seem like the same tier as what I've heard HD1 has. Not to mention, Railgun was changed to not be as strong. Even now, it's functionally the same weapon as it used to be but with a bit less durable damage, and it's not perceived as strong.
HD2 is very thematic. Everything it does is in service to its own idea and I admire that. Easily one of the most exciting loading screens of all time.
I think hd2 gameplay is more interesting/better generally
But that's about where it ends for me nowadays.
again, i had two quite different builds for each enemy type
and i seen those super high level players run builds that work, or run builds that work because they are super skilled.
It was really cool seeing that.
HD2 was... eh.
i think its more engaging due to perspective, as in you can see the models of stuff upfront and it looks very nice, not like HD1 where everything was fucking sand or snow
theres some stuff like you need to aim for more specific weakpoints, and those might change (i.e. pilot behind vs just head)
instead of center of mass but i didn't find that to be a very big upgrade
shooting down the VTOL dropships was cool though
Ice world PTSD
muscle enhancement is your friend
Yeah mandatory boots or jumppack
Boots dlc baby
yeah they defo did VFX and the sound very well.
Totally a guess: I think the studio contacted some personal friends / favour and said "please help to make this really cool"
else if its inhouse i think thye would get contracted.
Oh boy I sure do love dropping my 40% stratagem CDR perk so I can walk
That we ever had a 40% cdr perk was ridiculous lol
100% uptime napalm
"Hmmm yes a revolver for a pistol totally competes with this choice"
But Hd1 was made as a joke
i honestly felt it was a very good game, and very unique.
they took something they sorta familar with in magicka and made such a different game, not only thematicallyh
that also adds on to why HD2 was kind of a dissapointment to me.
I
Oh it was a very good game
But it was also made as a joke
They kinda stumbled into success with it
because of some nationalistic day right?
thats why its so "liberty" themed
and the starship troopers
It's like FatShark and Vermintide where they were like, "Look we didn't honestly expect a bunch of you weirdoes to play this for 1,000hrs"
i felt that i had to type this really fast just in case someone speed corrected me
HD1 being a top down shooter cursed it to obscurity
so kinda odd they made a 1k hour loot grind but didn't expect people to go more than 200
They expect you to do the reasonable thing and stop
hell my first red was at around 250 hours
But they don't know GAMERS
this is cringe as hell to type but i think if you were into indie/niche/not-mainstream games you defo would have known helldivers
Tbf almost nobody makes a game expecting that kind of playtime, usually when they try it fails miserably
A friend of mine had the most rotten luck ever. Took them like 400 hours and a number of citadel farming runs later to get a single red, it was for a weapon he didn't like.
I didn't hear about helldivers until it had been out for like 5 years anf and I played both magicka games
God Vermintide crafting was such shiiiiiiiiit
yea ik it's just the loot system is MMO levels of grind lol
silly design choice
mrw I have to test a bunch of shit so my HD2 hours are nearly at 500 but I'm only at level 68
there is a game that no grind and you can hit that amount of hours naturally
The forge door sfx lives in my brain rent free
take a guess 
not multiplayer too
there is coop but optional
there are plenty of games that aren't very grindy at all that I get hundreds of hours in
1k easy
Man, I wish I knew how many hours I have in FTL
Terraria ๐ช
Harvest Moon
Gmod
stardew valley
Postal 4
Me looking at fnv with 600 hours just on steam
GTA san andreas
oh yeah, but only modded no?
Gmod is technically multiplayer
Anyway im surprised no one got this correct given how I praise the game so much
|| nioh 2||

but how much is eRP
ok 4am
Terraria has coop/multiplayer in vanilla
0, I'm not that kind of person. Over 1.4k of the hours are starwars RP though.
filthy
as in, you would hit 1k hours in terraria without mods?
all my gmod hours are TTT
The rest is Singleplayer or DarkRP. I've been anywhere from a mod to a head admin on larger servers.
based
I also have probs another 1k hours on PS Vita and 3DS combined
I started RPing on The Specialists for HL1
goddam did you have like 3 friend groups then each time play for 2 months, reset progress due to some life stuff and be like "hey lets play terrria again"
i don't think a full run or "casual" 100% would take like 1k hours right?
I have no idea because i never touched terriria beyond like 5 hours
no, only a few of my runs were multiplayer (I'm blessed with a 4 man group that each likes different classes), rest are single player. I used to speedrun for Terraria, but I just started doing 100% completion playthroughs for fun.
There was a period of a few years where I was genuinely able to recite any bit of info from the wiki by memory
I would just open the wiki and read it in classes
ah so you became a speedrunner for the game
only for a few hundred hours, I didn't do it much.
how much time for like a normal / casual 100%?
It was hard to compete since there were some crazy skilled players at the time
those playthroughs are upwards of 120 hours for me
ashamed of this one
eh this is live service / mmo
yeah i figured one run would be 400 hours at msot
@spare dome
not unfair only truth
hades is brand new so im still breaking shit in exciting ways
idk not everything has to be "correct"
if both dropped on the same day then i could really evaluate it
like when dough replied that i was 
surprised tf2 is still up here
it's hard to oversell how they fukken nailed the combat in DarkTide
almost all, sourcemods
like i can state some complaints but once you're in the actual combat loop all of it kicks ass
and personally i cant identify with people who put the game down because of a lack of story or end game or w/e
gameplay is all that matters
how do IT FEEL
what is them VIBES
i think everyone has different thresholds and balance/ratios for these kinda stuffs
are they GOOD VIBES
yeah DT gameplay has carried p much all of 1.5k hours for me
I've said before it is one of the most fun games I've ever played
when KF3 releases i will see you guys in the KF discord 
they didnt have enough faith in their own product thats why we have the garbage crafting
KF2 got boring fast but imo peak KF2 gameplay > peak DT gameplay
DT has more variety though thats for sure.
"oh noo if players dont have something to work towards theyll leave!!!"
crafting placates the same groups as the penance rework
Was that soon???
peeps that require extrinsic reasons to play
my brother in the emperor i have 700 hours with the same weapons
which just isnt me
they are releasing in 2024
see you there controlling akimbo revolvo recoil like a wannabe CSGO player

after some of the interesting changes they made at the end of KF2 I'm considering but not sold on3
after PD3 its a wait and see type of game
im not a kf1 purist so i like kf2 more than kf1
Or do you mean the robos.
the weapon sales mainly
deal:
i give u: 0.5 sec faster reload
u get: reload entire thing again if you fuck up the timing

also can it not be 80000000 gigs big
damn i used to have the reload cancel timing down pat
personally its something i could overlook
i only actually don't support epic games, so i don't even claim their free games
they can't ride on the gameplay loop being mildly entertaining for the rest of time
I'd be happy if they add actually new weapons entirely
KF2?
darktide
they're going to
for DT i want new gameplay mechanics and tech but thats not happening because im a vocal minority.
they said they are though
never gonna get the helgun but I'll keep coping
the "new weapons" are going to be 2 new marks for 3 weapons
Catfish confirmed entirely new weapons
can't wait for that sweet sweet power creep
its going to be something thematic but largely similar gameplay wise to the existing weapons 
so people will mega mald and try forcing changes by constantly ranting about them
Need my greatsword
its going to something two handed like fuck iwas typing and that guy typed it already lol.
If fatshark was cooking they will add a power zweihander
its going to be a two handed weapon everyone is asking for and then its going to play largely similar to existing weapons / one dimensional
Just having a meta wep loadout will only get u so far in auric or maelstrom 
gotta have skillz
not really
using meta weapon loadouts is the only reason im five yellow consistently 
lol
if you arent sweaty you aren't ready
all you need to beat auric maels is a hsword with zealot and that's it
sorry do I need a /s
Brock is too busy with elden ring colliseums
yeah tbh all you need to succeed in auric maelstrom is a good team to carry you
what does this have to do with anything
- I've been carrying people vs malenia because pvp is kind of shit currently so it's on hold
get your facts straight
That's 90% of the people aiming for ASS 
as long as it isn't like powermaul tier bad I think the new weapons will be fine
because it's just "look guys look I play in a full party"
lord please make it a private game penance im so tired of weirdos in my games
i did it with randoms am I super ASS?
SASS
they should've added a title for the 2.5k barrel kills penance
because that's what real skill is
unironically

Master Exploder
amazing idea
Barrel head
Cyber falcon and archivum sage are much cooler titles
everytime you shoot the corresponding barrel the trinket lights up accordingly.
fromsoft adding this completely useless room in sofia river
If you could go back to any time period which would it be
2000's.
Sept 11, 2001
2002's
how to do loner penance
running this currently but have no clue how to do it
only got 6 on my previous run
can also see this setup working, also going into piety
stealth it prob the way to go for it
use stealth yeah I personally used the mk6 knife for the sweeping heavy too
-
Be alone like out of coherency
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Shove n melee in the back
Also some enemies like stalkers don't count and the Yello bois when they pull out their shanks don't count I believe
Yes
WHAT ABOUT MELEE ATTACKING GUNNERS?
the yello bois are also stalkers. same AI and everything
dregs have no gunner equivalent, just stalker
Gunners do count but not sure about the elites
Ye not sure about them, meant the little bois with the las wep with bayonet charge
those are shooters
so 100% count
unless the game wants us to literally kill elites and specialists
Only if u can backstab and hope it registers
mrw the penance that wants you to kill ranged enemies only counts a single enemy
install mmt mod go into archivum sycorax solo, kill all of your bots, then just slaughter for about 10min
err yeah. 2-3 total enemies. I can't quite recall the Scab Stalker labelling.
with knife you can fist enemies infinitely
shoving and punching with knife sounds pretty helpful
i recommend you do it at the same time as stealth and knife penances
that would make me wanna kms
i got all three in about a quarter of an hour
well i was fairly far into stealth and knife penances at that point
i did stealth and knife before just so i don't put all my eggs in one basket by having a fast pistol, single target pistol, knife and also a single target "grenade"
but you get the idea
geeked up playing x box all day
Oh you're an xbox player?
geeked up playing x box all day
geeked up playing x box all day
Playing knife zealot on a controller has to be something
the brainrot has yet to reach these, beb
It's the only melee that really makes me flick on on lights and heavies
i have't seen a more beautiful thing
Were you even alive then
debatable.

keep rolling
Melk, once you are a high enough level or upgrading high enough quality of weapons
Dang
It's annoying
crafting update soon doe
'soon'
the bleed to death when i punch too hard D:
bleed knife...
it from scourge my punch makes it bleed
also did you know that all you need to proc scourge is one bleeding enemy being hit multiple times with none crit/crit melee ๐ ||since i always thought i needed to crit to proc scourge like a stupid dumbass||
Woah
yoga
very limber
damn BEAST
i cant fffFFFFFUCKEN MINE IT
WHEN YOU PUT FIRE ALL OVER IT
AAAAA
why doesnt it END
To taunt you
Eris?
God blades of faith is so aids on Xbox
Its impossible to use effectively with it being bound to down arrow
A lot of things are aids on console >.>
I don't doubt that blades of faith are aids on console, tho
Scientists used special microphones to let us listen in on a tickled ratโs titters.
holy shit
I mean yeah but this is definitely the worst next to ogryn boxes tanking your frames to like ten even on a series x
They need to make it so you can toggle fast throw
I'm too busy listening to surface tension x surface tension returns <.<
ye eris
Rats are awesome. Have you seen the rat car video?
no..........
i mean its pretty simple. if her gun is facing you, you're in the wrong place
makes sense lol
They are surprisingly intelligent
This on xbox?
I mean yeah, rats are pretty intelligent mfs
They'd put your average darktide rando to shame, by a long shot lol
I've only fought her once and I went in with low resources unfortunately, so I haven't formed much of an opinion yet
Is this Hades 2?
Yes
Thought so
Wait hades 2 is out?
yeah
Since when
early access
Early access
This week
a few days at least lol
Err yea last week, Monday i think
so literally 6 days ago
just pc early access
I'm watching 2 people's playthroughs of it, right now, myself
and ya its been out
I played hades 1 and I can say just from that game Iโd recommend the 2nd one before and after early access 
I still havent gotten to even playing the first one i need to hurry up
Supergiant have cooked before and theyโre gonna cook again
I've watched a tiny amount and I can say I would recommend the 2nd hades without having seen much of the 1st one
and it's even a bit outside of my type of game, due to having to avoid so many projectiles
Granted Gungeon is too... so I may give Hades a try sometime
I reccomend the 1st hades pretty fun to mess around with builds
Hell i reccomend the 2nd one too even tho it ainโt even done yet 
there's not much bullet hell tbh
The bullet hell genre is more of a miss for me
a handful of enemies can do it but theyre very predictable
the rogue lite is a solid hit, tho
Ill have to see if i have the money to buy it. Gonna have to dust off my isaac skills
LIke I said I might check it out, but, I am not sure yet.
Gungeon being playable for me shows me that all the bullet hell in Hades is doable lol
Definitely not even close to being bullet hell
Gungeon is way more of a bullet hell than Hades 2 has been so far from what I have seen, for sure
And there's powerups that just negate projectiles in both
lul ye
like the sprinting to reflect projectiles
i had the -40% projectile speed from hermes and also from medea one round
I mean, it's just not that kind of game
shit was slow motion
Like I said if I can play Enter the Gungeon at all... Hades 1 and 2 are by no means a stretch >.>
I just am not ready to try it out yet
Take your time prepping to be ready, or donโt I ainโt your parent 
damn
Do you like date fruit
I'm more into casual fruit atm
what about long term fruit
i'm the fruit that gets dated


Oi!
why do you hate people that are a little fruity?
So many sock jfhaces
Like fruit
OMG HI DORIS 
why don't you try to DATE us instead?
Stan loves a good fruity suck suck
It's about to be fruity suck suck time
I am married to myself
How dare you
alright that's too far for this server
Are you named DURIAN GRAY?
HUH
stan out here slippin


nah you would, roll a nat one and slip when you meant to slap
like the 3 stooges
but it's the 3 stans
it is important to love yourself, so that's good
Luv me monk goliath!
Goliaths are sexy
anyways, me and my bf did some ttrpg prep at the coffee shop, then we went and had birria tacos
from this food "truck" that's a renovated bus
What is a birria taco
type of beef/goat + the shells are cooked in the seasoned leftover fat
very good
i recomnend googling it
And you dip it in the consomme it got cooked in
i can't do it justice
Are they soft tacos
I like soft tacos
Otherwise I just break the taco into bits and put them in a bowl
Or I put the taco in a bowl and mash it up with a fork
no
noo stop
okay like i get it
You wouldn't do this because you're supposed to dip it
I hate when it goes all over my face and drips down my chin onto my shirt
Or half of it goes onto the plate
How are you eating tacos
It's just what happens
How do you even do that
Cuz you bit into it and the shell immediately breaks
Walkin tacos?
you take the taco stuff, put it in an open personal size chip bag
Are you stuffing like half the taco in there?
What else are you supposed to do
I may struggle to pronounce it correctly, but this is an easy winner as one of the juiciest tacos you will ever have in your life. A simple birria de res con consomme, atop a beautiful quesataco filled with melty Oaxaca cheese. It's bliss in a taco.
Recip: https://www.joshuaweissman.com/post/birria-quesa-tacos
Induction Cooktop: https://shop-...
Looks good but I would prob put it in a bowl and put the sauce over it and eat it with fork and knife
The fuck
ur fucked
lil bro callin in help
He's not going to support this
Why did I ping you you won't agree
Lol
nawwwww you deserve what ur getting
The fuck
Go to bedge
The last time I had tacos I didn't even attempt to build one
I just put the tortilla in the bottom of a bowl
And pourd toppings over it
Stan do you mash hot dogs into a bowl too
And cut it
No
stan eats pizza with a knife and fork
What about gyros
I eat cold leftover hotdogs out of a gallon storage bag with my hands
and not, oh i'm in italy that's how it served, he gets a little ceasars and asks for a fork and knife
That's sacrilage in NY
I do it anyway
Stan doesn't do that but he does slather it in honey mustard
IF the slice is big and the pizza is hot
Stan
Oh nvm fully deranged
fork is good so that i don't grease my hands
What are your thoughts on peanut butter and jelly pizza? @hushed knoll
you dont have napkins
you don't have paper towel?
can't stick your fingers in your mouth?
i'd rather not have to clean in the first place
no you fucking don't
since anything greasy feels quite bad to me
What?
i lick my pizza dry before consuming
i just use a lot of napkins
I was going to make a joke but I will abstain
Hi Arco
This, somehow, would not surprise me in the slightest
I'm not a bog wtf
Dog
i think i should mute stan for that one




