I will nut for a white pie tbh, shit slaps
#zealot-class
summer tree
hushed knoll
Yim yum
spare talon
iirc youll do more damage if you chastise rev attack, like while youre sawing them
oh lmao
ornate bone
was gunna hit the flamethrower dood
then i noticed poxburster after was like shieet
ornate bone
and rip
summer tree
Is this some kind of Canadian thing because I've never seen this in my entire life
ornate bone
think the dood making em is turkish or smth
rocky marsh
heavy is just for movement right
mr cole need me me need help
ornate bone
Is this some kind of Canadian thing because I've never seen this in my entire li...
is kinda popular here in norway idk about other places
misty mason
Putting meat and stuff on top of bread?
ornate bone
nah
summer tree
I'm like 80% Norwegian Swedish Danish tho
misty mason
Probably not just canadian
spare talon
heavy is just for movement right
the heavy attack fucking HURTS
so does the push attack
the lights are honestly only for the weakest of the weak since theyre all basically attacks that hit 1-2 enemies, which is exactly what the heavies do
so lights and push attacks are generally what you use for hordes, but itll be very slow since thats not it forte
the heavy attack of the knife does quite a lot od amage to the head, like a lot
and paired with the fact that the finesse stat multiplies it
yeah your heavy is way more than just for movement
royal vortex
also situationally easier to just heavy if you're moving back and fourth vs enemies i.e crushers/maulers/plogryn/cspawn
rocky marsh
is the heavy or punch stab better?
punch stab feels better
heavy only do marginally more damage, but punch stab feels faster
royal vortex
it's sometimes relevant vs armored elites and bosses but won't overly matter
on ragers you do push attack/heavy -> special -> light because the punch as a followup staggers
spare talon
the punch stab does like 25-35% more damage i think, but it still takes a bit longher
bear in mind that "a bit longer" with a weapon like the knife is still fast, but i mean in relative to the other attacks
royal vortex
it should have identical damage to a heavy
rocky marsh
it should have identical damage to a heavy
yeah it does
i think heavy did more damage due to zealot stacks
like those on hit ones
not sure which exactly
spare talon
oh i thought he was comparing the push attack to the punch stab
royal vortex
zealot has no heavy exclusive damage talents
spare talon
yeah the punch stab is literally just the heavy
spare talon
takes about just as long honestly
the difference is the stagger you get with the punch
royal vortex
so is punch stab better?
in some situations
spare talon
on ragers you do push attack/heavy -> special -> light because the punch as a fo...
like he was saying here
rocky marsh
(as i just said)
i did read
but like am asking outside of those situations >.>
royal vortex
but a lot of the time you're actively moving
rocky marsh
cause that seems super specific
royal vortex
and it's way easier to just use heavies because you control when they release
spare talon
it feels faster cuz the actual stab attack is faster, but the punch takes up the time youd be spending charging a heavy attack wany
royal vortex
the situations in which you want to use the punch-> stab combo are more niche than just using heavies
spare talon
i honestly forget punch stab exists when playing knife
hard nexus
josho jumpscare
rocky marsh
and it's way easier to just use heavies because you control when they release
oh right i haven't thought about that, that makes sense.
keen heath
gun zealots what's your main gun that you run with?
spare talon
cuz its just easier to heavy attack and dodge till its dead
hard nexus
gun zealots what's your main gun that you run with?
agri brauto
rocky marsh
ok then, i assume piety build > mommentum build right
spare talon
alternatively
run a crit build on zealot and use the bleed from a crit punch as your damage output
royal vortex
ok then, i assume piety build > mommentum build right
doesn't really matter
rocky marsh
i assume i don't need duelist and zero stamina node?
keen heath
agri brauto
running with chastise too? classic armor piercing tech
royal vortex
not taking duellist is also just terrible since it's 50% crit or weakspot damage and 100% total crit/weakspot damage
rocky marsh
i would not play blazing piety stealth
i understand why, but i like stealth ;-;
And i thought critspam would be better than mommentum for cknife
royal vortex
i mean maybe if you had chastise because the momentary stagger gives you significantly stronger frontlining abilities
spare talon
alternatively
run a crit build on zealot and use the bleed from a crit punch as ...
with this method, youll be killing crushers significantly faster than your matchmade team!
hard nexus
running with chastise too? classic armor piercing tech
yeah but honestly i dont really use it for that
royal vortex
but i wouldnt be pressing the stealth button often enough
rocky marsh
but i wouldnt be pressing the stealth button often enough
i just use it for revives and objs
royal vortex
i just cannot imagine a world where you would play blazing piety without duellist
rocky marsh
i just cannot imagine a world where you would play blazing piety without duellis...
yeah i understand the pathing is dumb point wise.
josho, what makes mommentum equal to critspam build for cknife?
i don't think its that stupid a question
spare talon
i used to because i was absolutely braindead
royal vortex
knife has the highest finesse mod out of any melee weapon
hard nexus
josho whats ur favorite path in slay the princess
royal vortex
josho, what makes mommentum equal to critspam build for cknife?
i don't think it...
in your case you're probably not getting much value out of refreshing ults that quickly and momentum is just basically good
at anything
royal vortex
josho whats ur favorite path in slay the princess
the drowned grey
hard nexus
i dont remember that one
royal vortex
it was one of the first ones i got and i fell in love with the skeptic
hard nexus
my favorite is the ghost one
royal vortex
theres like 2-3
hard nexus
i love her voice n the way she looks
royal vortex
which ghost one
royal vortex
wraith?
hard nexus
yah i think
royal vortex
that one was cool
rocky marsh
in your case you're probably not getting much value out of refreshing ults that ...
wouldn't crit spam deal more damage?
royal vortex
i liked spectre's dialogue with the voices a lot
royal vortex
o
hard nexus
i liked spectre's dialogue with the voices a lot
yah
i also just love her voice
its just a very soothing voice
royal vortex
wouldn't crit spam deal more damage?
i mean you're losing out on a significant amount of crit damage by not having duellist
royal vortex
its just a very soothing voice
rocky marsh
i mean you're losing out on a significant amount of crit damage by not having du...
ok if i took duelist, wouldn't critspam be better than mommentum still
royal vortex
the biggest letdown in stp was the uhh fury route
hard nexus
momentum is just boring though..............
rocky marsh
like your ideal critspam build, wouldn't it be better than your ideal mommentum build
hard nexus
the biggest letdown in stp was the uhh fury route
i dont think i got that one honestly
im just waiting for the update to come out
and im gonna replay through as many as i can
royal vortex
like your ideal critspam build, wouldn't it be better than your ideal mommentum ...
no probably not
momentum frees up a significant amount of points to spend on other stuff
and it's just a consistent baseline damage/attack speed boost
royal vortex
i dont think i got that one honestly
it genuinely just sucks
spare talon
every piety build is basically the same because of how many nodes you need to bolster it
royal vortex
like there's a bunch of dialogue options that all end the same and every route that gets there feels super similar
i also think the stranger was better in the demo
hard nexus
is that the one where she just kills you
royal vortex
yes
hard nexus
i saw some people talking about how its like
because in the first chapter, you took away her choice
so as a result she takes away your choice
which makes sense
royal vortex
i dont think that works because there's multiple ways to get to the fury
royal vortex
iirc there's one through uhhhh the dommy mommy route
royal vortex
and one through the one where she wants to fight you
hard nexus
second favorite is the thorn path though, i got the poster of that scene actually
royal vortex
the thorn is so good
hard nexus
i just cant get it to stick up on my wall so its in my drawer rn
royal vortex
the smitten is a chad
hard nexus
hard nexus
the smitten is a chad
hes so you
royal vortex
the only thing that comes close is the razor route where stubborn goes "BEHOLD, THE PERFECT WOMAN"
and she's just a pile of blades
royal vortex
every voice was great except broken
hard nexus
it was not what i expected whatsoever
hard nexus
every voice was great except broken
how so?
royal vortex
i wish the narrator gave us a spray bottle so i could get him to shut up
royal vortex
he just annoyed me
hard nexus
i didnt mind him
he was subpar compared to the rest but
i didnt hate him
i dont think there was any voice i particularly disliked
what was the first path you got?
royal vortex
deconstructed damsel
royal vortex
that one spooked me
royal vortex
i watched a couple playthroughs of the demo so i had some sorta idea what the game was like
hard nexus
like okay im walking through a forest and then i met a time god?!?!
royal vortex
the stranger actually felt cooler to me in the earlier version
hard nexus
idk the difference
royal vortex
in the earlier version it was more like when you did the contrarian stuff and then went to the cabin she got weirder/more unsettling as you talked to her
and it was more of like her being kinda split between different concepts rather than just there being more of her or w/e
fleet zealot
owa owa
hard nexus
deconstructed damsel
is that the one where you ask her what she wants
royal vortex
yes
royal vortex
the most interesting routes were the ones that broke the conceptual rules of the world
royal vortex
the wild?
spare talon
is stp bascially a good visual novel with choices or does it go deeper than that
spare talon
steam page doesnt really show much
hard nexus
play it.
ignore what we are saying
play it.
do not look up anything about it
go in as blind as possible
spare talon
oh i havent really been reading what yall are saying
royal vortex
is stp bascially a good visual novel with choices or does it go deeper than that
it's a pretty weird game about a dude tryin to kill a princess
spare talon
kinda on purpose
royal vortex
"with choices" is a bit of an understatement for the level of interactivity the game has but yeah u gotta experience it for urself
visual stream
"with choices" is a bit of an understatement for the level of interactivity the ...
Is it like a mini-DBH?
hard nexus
royal vortex
Is it like a mini-DBH?
it's a lot weirder and the story isn't linear
visual stream
In terms of the amount of choices that matter at least
royal vortex
it's like a narrative roguelite
spare talon
oh thats cool
visual stream
Yeah that's what I meant sorry xd
spare talon
i was thinking it would possibly be similar to 999/vlr
royal vortex
oh no it's not like a telltale game at all
visual stream
Like ever, except for two times in the entire series of TWD
TWD operates in the same world as Final Destination I stg
rocky marsh
quick question, uncanny and in essence rending, benefit the attack that procs it correct?
royal vortex
nope
crit pseudo-rending (adm bumps; attack/weapon specific) does
uncanny rending doesn't, ruthless backstab does
hard nexus
"crit pseudo-rending (adm bumps" has gotta be the most like brain rotted thing ive ever read
and i hate that i understand all of it
royal vortex
but ruthless backstab is terrible and the only people i see using it are these weird thought criminals who use both ruthless backstab and uncanny strike
zinc talon
well, I am particular about my crusher build and the idea is a little long winded, so let me get settled and I'll send pictures to support it
zinc talon
tl;dr, I run 85% crit cooldown reduction
royal vortex
and i hate that i understand all of it
dude crab has given me a lecture on how some of the code works in regard to finesse
zinc talon
and my scoreboard says at mission end my weak spot hit % is in the high 60s to low 70s %
royal vortex
you don't want to know
zinc talon
that means, 85% crit, at 70% weak spot hit
is over half the hits I land, are critical strike weak spot hits
hard nexus
you don't want to know
royal vortex
lmao
hard nexus
enlighten me
zinc talon
even so I don't like depending on the damage uptick of a crit right there in the moment
and if you look at the crusher's damage increases to weak spot
zinc talon
the 10% weak spot happening every hit is a big damage boost
hard nexus
neigher do i
royal vortex
the entire finesse system is held up by ducktape and the souls of swedish children
hard nexus
the entire finesse system is held up by ducktape and the souls of swedish childr...
seems to be consistent with swedish games
zinc talon
I think that sub is just a weird name to kind of mask what the point of the sub is to begin with
visual stream
the entire finesse system is held up by ducktape and the souls of swedish childr...
With three months vacation time as the cherry on top
zinc talon
cuz those guys love to shit on things
royal vortex
for instance "finesse_boost" as a variable is actually weakspot damage not the entire finesse modifier
zinc talon
and if they fall foul of the reddit blue hairs they could get bant
hard nexus
With three months vacation time as the cherry on top
nono, its 2 months vacation time and then 1 month vacation recovery time
get it right
zinc talon
for instance "finesse_boost" as a variable is actually weakspot damage not the e...
crit damage too, no? like finesse on an ass salt chainsword?
royal vortex
crit damage too, no? like finesse on an ass salt chainsword?
oh see that's where it gets funny
royal vortex
there's an infinite number of things attached to the concept of finesse
finesse the stat bar is both crit, weakspot, and attack speed
visual stream
With three months vacation time as the cherry on top
(I say this but I'm happy for them, wish America steered a teensy more that way)
royal vortex
finesse as the term refers to the sum of crit/weakspot
finesse_boost as a variable is weakspot damage
rocky marsh
MISTER JOSHO
visual stream
https://tenor.com/view/darktide-ogryn-bernie-gif-27192884
I love how he almost gets to four and then pauses for so long
zinc talon
when is finesse_boost the one used? like which weapon variants I guess I'm asking
royal vortex
it's not something the player actually sees
zinc talon
I love how he almost gets to four and then pauses for so long
have you heard the dialogue between him and the french accented psucker I thionk about why he does that
it's adorable
rocky marsh
MISTER JOSHO
i take duelist, no chastise ofc
wat you think boss
royal vortex
like you can't find it in game you have to go searching the code (which crab has done extensively) looking at stuff under the hood
spare talon
coaxed into a snaifu
a snafu is a fucked situation
and being coaxed into one is someone encouraging you to fuck yourself over
the statement was used under a shit-drawn trollface, basically saying you just got trolled, which was the original one it got its name from
so its taking a specific situation and just using alternate words to overgeneralize it and pair it with a shitty drawing of the situation
north sedge
royal vortex
MISTER JOSHO
yeah thats ok i would drop unyielding/infested damage for until death
zinc talon
'why do you keep counting on your fingers?' GOTTA MAYK SURE DEYR STILL DERE
visual stream
have you heard the dialogue between him and the french accented psucker I thionk...
I think that is enforcer psyker? But man I love ogryns with enforcer psyker
zinc talon
'so why do you keep doing it?' IN CAYS I LOST EM
visual stream
My favorite exchange in the game is between them
zinc talon
you're right
hard nexus
like you can't find it in game you have to go searching the code (which crab has...
crab is insane
royal vortex
it has a finesse boost of like 0.1 applied over the default
zinc talon
defense is not the dump stat, penetration is, and I have the recipts to show it
royal vortex
but this is for the first target
zinc talon
gross
zinc talon
wait
hard nexus
what the fuck
zinc talon
oh my god wait
royal vortex
because it starts using the default values
royal vortex
this is unfortunately completely useless information because paul does no damage on cleave ever it's very sad
hard nexus
lmfao
zinc talon
bromentum makes up for thaT
royal vortex
do more damage to the second target on a bromentum activation
oh yeah that would work
zinc talon
the crusher is the hands down most vicious weapon to use as a playstyle
royal vortex
do you know where you find the crusher adms
in the lua
if your first guess is wherever you find the actual item listing
zinc talon
..
royal vortex
you're going to be depressed
it's nested within the ogryn powermaul
because they originally had basically identical stats
royal vortex
that was literally @coarse birch when i asked him for help
royal vortex
because i was talking about figuring out the exact damage increase from duellist and he was like "do you need to know the adms" because he's a huge nerd compiling an adm sheet
in the lua yeah
they used to be the same, so i think they just copy pasted stuff and were a bit lazy about it
and then some of the playtesters did the crusher rework and now it's just funny
zinc talon
royal vortex
something i didn't know fatshark could do is first target only adm overrides
fleet zealot
idk how they released crusher rework without giving paul a touch up at least
royal vortex
me and yoshi had like a 20 minute conversation where we were both sleep deprived and i was trying to explain to him
royal vortex
that the first target unyielding damage was higher than the adm he was showing me
and he kept saying "you know attacks can have higher base damage"
and then i finally explained it to him and there's just like
an adm override for the first target on the crusher h1 to set the unyielding damage to 1.5
zinc talon
the funny/sad thing is, the paul still can be a perfectly competent weapon
like, it's great for melee only missions where half the enemies are crusher mauler packs
cuz of its aoe stagger
royal vortex
that's something really annoying about finding out weapon data from the code
royal vortex
you can have info just sitting there that's completely wrong but looks right
because they just throw on overrides or have COMPLETELY NONFUNCTIONAL crit boosts
knife has a global crit boost that just does not work because they fucked up the variable name i think
and it's been in forever
just untouched
rocky marsh
is the mk6 and mk3 cknife blessings shared?
rocky marsh
aight thanks
spare talon
is the mk6 and mk3 cknife blessings shared?
yes
visual stream
knife has a global crit boost that just does not work because they fucked up the...
Reminds me of that perk from FNV that deals with heavy armor and energy weapons
zinc talon
well I'm not losing any sleep over the knife not being even more powerful than it is
rocky marsh
precog to uncanny?
or just keep precog
spare talon
precog to uncanny?
or just keep precog
lacerate to uncanny
royal vortex
well I'm not losing any sleep over the knife not being even more powerful than i...
oh no it's just funny. like the lua is full of essentially vestigial organs
zinc talon
the weapon sitting by itself has an oily sheen to it from all the evaporated sweat from its users
hard nexus
precog to uncanny?
or just keep precog
lacerate to uncanny
spare talon
so fucking true
fleet zealot
if you want a bleed build despite everything go uncanny flesh tearer
rocky marsh
lacerate to uncanny
why no lacerate?
zinc talon
people are like 'it's not the weapon it's the people using it that give it a bad rap'
maaaaybe you built a weapon people like that gravitate towards
spare talon
why no lacerate?
cuz its literally the worst blessing on the weapon
hard nexus
why no lacerate?
you always wanna hit heads, lacerate requires you to hit bodies
zinc talon
maaaaaaaybe you encourage them
fleet zealot
why no lacerate?
because flesh tearer is just better
and then everything else is better than flesh tearer
besides, haymaker
rocky marsh
but lacerate once to start the bleed chain i thought
spare talon
remember this
fleet zealot
no one likes haymaker (besides ogryn clubs)
fleet zealot
but lacerate once to start the bleed chain i thought
you dont need it
royal vortex
maaaaybe you built a weapon people like that gravitate towards
i think if you give any of the knife players any kind of capability for the playstyle they want to use they're gonna do it
spare talon
but lacerate once to start the bleed chain i thought
you have enough crit to just start it outright
hard nexus
but lacerate once to start the bleed chain i thought
you mean with scourge? thats not a problem
royal vortex
like if you just had stealth or w/e you'd have the same problem
spiral anvil
Yea with piety you gonna get crits
zinc talon
i think if you give any of the knife players any kind of capability for the play...
hands down yeah
royal vortex
one of the most annoying speedrunner dipshits i saw was using a rev it up chainaxe
fleet zealot
piety, knife base crit cahnce
hard nexus
how long til they died
royal vortex
60 seconds? after we did the first mercantile event
spiral anvil
Is rev it up still slower than knife
visual stream
one of the most annoying speedrunner dipshits i saw was using a rev it up chaina...
The slowly fading VRrrVRrrVRrr noises into the distance
hard nexus
i miss stripped down increasing sprint speed
royal vortex
he died like 2-3 times, spent the whole game killing nothing, and at the end i said "you're one of the worst players i've ever seen" and then he said "4 deaths, one for each of us, no?"
spiral anvil
What's the point of speedrunning that map tho there's an airlock 
royal vortex
and the answer was... no... it was all you...
spare talon
and the answer was... no... it was all you...
fleet zealot
scourge itself doesn't instantly fall off either, you can spend most of the game with perma +55% crit chance
royal vortex
https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-t...
this is how i felt
thank you
fleet zealot
he died like 2-3 times, spent the whole game killing nothing, and at the end i s...
i think i've met this one before
spare talon
https://tenor.com/view/hello-ariane-signalis-haiti-gif-4452344696336355443
its the lesbian horror game (cuz women are scary)
fleet zealot
or someone similar
royal vortex
i made a personality disorder knife guy block me once
ive never felt more accomplished
spare talon
i need to buy it
hard nexus
its on gamepass
spare talon
dont have gamepass
royal vortex
playing videogames is for nerds
spiral anvil
Gamepass away
royal vortex
i would never
hard nexus
get ur money up not ur funny up
spare talon
get ur money up not ur funny up
i have the money to pay for it
i just never had a reason to actually pay for it, no games on there i wanted to play that i didnt have access to in one way or another
hard nexus
fair
spare talon
like i played hifi rush via my brothers steam account cuz of the steam family beta
visual stream
What is the lesbian horror game called
hard nexus
who wanna be star crossed lesbian space androids with me
spare talon
signalis
hard nexus
What is the lesbian horror game called
signalis
visual stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNIo46si6OQ&ab_channel=BitchAss12
Least drug-addled Kha'jiit (literally me)
royal vortex
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/third-person-shooter/helldivers-2-ceo-is-worried-i...
the "poll" is like 75 "yes" 25 "no" for releasing tomorrow iirc
zinc talon
spare talon
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/third-person-shooter/helldivers-2-ceo-is-worried-i...
i saw the original tweet and the first thing that showed up below it was a reply from real asian robot and i threw up in my mouth a little bit
zinc talon
I cleared my schedule of adultung tomorrow and bought a small mountain of coke tonight to get my medals right for when it hits
fleet zealot
yea
witches hear voices in their head
just go flesh tearer
knife has great base crit chance lol
visual stream
I can't wait for four more new mid or garbage items and then one really really good once again 😎
hard nexus
@rocky marsh come back to salvation.....
spare talon
tbh running lacerate on psyker or vet is less of a war crime than on zealot
zinc talon
I'll let yall figure out what it says about the fact I gave up on pucker chat entirely and moved to zealot when I'm not being polite and helpful in oheyn chat
spare talon
but its still a fucking war crime
fleet zealot
flesh tearer is just better lacerate
hard nexus
tbh running lacerate on psyker or vet is less of a war crime than on zealot
theyre talking about zealot
royal vortex
obviously u go fleshtearer lacerate because it unlocks the stack cap and lets u go to 31
hard nexus
I'll let yall figure out what it says about the fact I gave up on pucker chat en...
psyker and vet chats are the worst
ogryn chat is larpers
spare talon
obviously u go fleshtearer lacerate because it unlocks the stack cap and lets u ...
true!
zinc talon
Well I do enjoy the occasional larp
visual stream
ogryn chat is larpers
Not me but based
hard nexus
Well I do enjoy the occasional larp
nothing wrong with it lmfao
zinc talon
If only cuz its so easy to do as an ogryn
hard nexus
its just what they do
royal vortex
there was a period where any time id make a stupid bait post someone would agree with me
cant even be stupid on the internet in peace
zinc talon
It's funny to me though the most civilized and respectful class chat there is
visual stream
the day someone believes me is the day i have to stop making that joke
I get the urge every time someone posts their knife
zinc talon
Is the one for the gigantic gap toothed idiots
spare talon
and zealot chat is actually knowledgable people that shitpost half the time
the people who brave the storm and ask a zealot question in here, and also able to handle the mountain of text that follows, are truly strong willed
hard nexus
there was a period where any time id make a stupid bait post someone would agree...
until SOMEONE ruined the shitposting here
zinc talon
the people who brave the storm and ask a zealot question in here, and also able ...
Or first time ignorant about to git lerndt
hard nexus
the people who brave the storm and ask a zealot question in here, and also able ...
someone comes in, asks question, spawns a 40 minute debate over which is statistically better
person who asked the question is cowering in the corner as their parents argue
royal vortex
until SOMEONE ruined the shitposting here
peak zealot chat has always been right after significant updates when shit gets dumb
hard nexus
real
spare talon
someone comes in, asks question, spawns a 40 minute debate over which is statist...
and the difference between the two is like just personal preference when the original person was using something actual dogshit
royal vortex
i remember being drunk on new years and opening zealot chat and some dude was like "the crusher rework to be a shitty headshot weapon SUCKED. it's like a hammer but mid"
and i had seen all i needed to
hard nexus
absurdly in defense that brutal momentum on psword is infinitely better than slaught
even though like
me n the other guy said
visual stream
and i had seen all i needed to
"Time to make a multi page guide"
spare talon
yeah im not gonna bother remaking a psword for bromentum
royal vortex
"Time to make a multi page guide"
it did motivate me
hard nexus
wish him luck....
spare talon
these are my two
royal vortex
i spent 3 days locked in the psykhanium
fleet zealot
i spent 3 days locked in the psykhanium
i've spent 10 years in a chemical haze
royal vortex
i made a joke about ending my life and mittins told me i could not die as i have to update the crusher guide when future patches come and its like man... this is how low i've gotten
hard nexus
i've spent 10 years in a chemical haze
bars?
visual stream
nandit made the brave venture into psyker chat to prevent misinformation
A shame, I was about to go in there and intentionally spread misinformation
royal vortex
the crusher guide was actually made because i was embarrassed people were linking stream of consciousness message chunks from like 3 am about the crusher
hard nexus
gods silliest shitposter vs his strongest nerd
visual stream
I can't remember the last time I remembered psyker chat existed until now actually
hard nexus
whatd it censor
fleet zealot
automod hates autism people
fleet zealot
or maybe it's me typed braindamaged
ivory marlin
automod hates autism people
😔
rocky marsh
<@234191100825436170> come back to salvation.....
nah i defo respect what josho says but im interested in other perspectives as well.
Like for the longest time i thought i needed second life on non martyr because of zealot chat then i realize how much cheaper my builds can be without it.
fleet zealot
yea i called myself the shorter version or autistic
spare talon
yeah ive said im really fucking autistic and its flagged it
but apparently it didnt this time?
royal vortex
yea i called myself the shorter version or autistic
o yea that gets flagged
spare talon
weird
royal vortex
autism with a t
fleet zealot
or as darcy once called me, syndrome person
hard nexus
or as darcy once called me, syndrome person
oh my god i forgot about darcy
ivory marlin
darcy
rocky marsh
or as darcy once called me, syndrome person
i get that she types with broken grammar as i sometimes do, but i really feel this is veyr disrespectful./
hard nexus
i get that she types with broken grammar as i sometimes do, but i really feel th...
she said that because its what you have to say on roblox lmfao
ivory marlin
darcy had to be rage bait
fleet zealot
i get that she types with broken grammar as i sometimes do, but i really feel th...
tbh it doesn't even make me mad
royal vortex
are we bringing up the eldritch entity
shy river
autismonator 9000 is my preference
rocky marsh
nah i defo respect what josho says but im interested in other perspectives as we...
also i ping wilmer precisely because i know he would get flamed here which is what i didn't want to happen
royal vortex
syndrome person was so fucking funny
fleet zealot
it was hilarious
royal vortex
like i have autism and man that one made me fkin cry
ivory marlin
autismonator 9000 is my preference
real
hard nexus
are we bringing up the eldritch entity
zealot chat is reminiscing on the olden days...
ivory marlin
darcy was awful
hard nexus
nah i defo respect what josho says but im interested in other perspectives as we...
fair
ivory marlin
zealot chat is reminiscing on the olden days...
how olden days
spare talon
obviously u go fleshtearer lacerate because it unlocks the stack cap and lets u ...
oh yeah i forgot to say
my favorite part about explaining why lacerate is terrible is saying that it caps out at only 16 stacks, which is a total of 1400 damage when all stacks are expended before taking into account armor
and every time they just completely gloss over that and ignore it completely
royal vortex
oh yeah i forgot to say
my favorite part about explaining why lacerate is terrib...
if u want bleed u just flesh tearer tbh
ivory marlin
lawless land
visual stream
darcy had to be rage bait
I think the last thing she said was something about a certain pre-dominant religion in the middle East
royal vortex
u can get 100% crit chance on zealot
ivory marlin
I think the last thing she said was something about a certain pre-dominant relig...
sounds like her
royal vortex
I think the last thing she said was something about a certain pre-dominant relig...
oh no darcy got banned for trying to witchhunt a playtester
flew too close to the sun
ivory marlin
bruh
misty mason
Sounds legit
hard nexus
how olden days
wha
visual stream
oh no darcy got banned for trying to witchhunt a playtester
Oh? Not the Islam thing?
rocky marsh
i like holy rev because its fun
not taking 2nd life allowed me to do this which was my favourite build before mommentum nerf
visual stream
That's kind of funny
hard nexus
not taking 2nd life allowed me to do this which was my favourite build before mo...
momentum nerf?
royal vortex
darcy did actually get under my skin hardcore when she kept telling me i talk like a robot
hard nexus
oh
spare talon
momentum nerf?
15 stacks, down from 20
6 seconds, down from 8
rocky marsh
darcy did actually get under my skin hardcore when she kept telling me i talk li...
you type without any "quirks" which i assume is what she meant.
ivory marlin
what zealot chat we reminicing about rn
hard nexus
like when mort would accidently send "photos" or right before cross play
didnt have to remind me of mort....
misty mason
Should have been correct about it and said Josho talks like an anime girl
hard nexus
what zealot chat we reminicing about rn
golden age
ivory marlin
lmao
visual stream
I ONLY HAD TWO WEEKS WITH IT
Exactly how I felt in the brief period of time after the talent tree update, but also before they upped the health of a lot of things
hard nexus
(when cica was around)
ivory marlin
real
royal vortex
you type without any "quirks" which i assume is what she meant.
idk it was like the phrasing i used and the fact i use words with more than 6 letters
just aggravated me
visual stream
My beloved S tier baby
ivory marlin
dont they talk sometimes
hard nexus
no he left a while ago unfortunately
misty mason
What happened to lazorr is what I want to know, I assume they just got bored
Or playing something else
rocky marsh
idk it was like the phrasing i used and the fact i use words with more than 6 le...
im just glad she was banned even though i found the chats funny amusing like ~3 weeks ago when you guys showed me
hushed knoll
Dan go to bedge
royal vortex
What happened to lazorr is what I want to know, I assume they just got bored
some serious stuff
hushed knoll
OMG HO JOSHO
ivory marlin
hi stan
spare talon
some serious stuff
wdym
rocky marsh
some serious stuff
i hope lazorr is fine, very nice dude.
hushed knoll
Jake
misty mason
I wanna go to bedge
north sedge
He got goosed by arco
royal vortex
idk he'd have to tell u but he'll probably be back eventually
misty mason
But im still at work
hushed knoll
Jake
royal vortex
he's not dead or anything
ivory marlin
wrong reply oops
zinc talon
..who
royal vortex
despite stan asking when we were hosting the funeral
hushed knoll
He got goosed by arco
What does this mean
zinc talon
oh that guy that got bant or something I think
visual stream
idk he'd have to tell u but he'll probably be back eventually
Idk him much at all but hope everything's okay
rocky marsh
he's not dead or anything
is it medical, financial or family?
spare talon
we're pulling out all the stops for auric damnation out here
hushed knoll
despite stan asking when we were hosting the funeral
NO
zinc talon
ah prolly before I got here
north sedge
What does this mean
hard nexus
no he was around when u were
misty mason
Nah Lazorr was here all the time
hard nexus
u know him
zinc talon
prolly
spare talon
i got here like feb or march of 23
hard nexus
i have to hate on lazorr a little bit because of the whole shitposting situation a while ago
zinc talon
some of yall are so hard to keep up with with your pfp and name changes lol
ivory marlin
hi okri
maiden path
some of yall are so hard to keep up with with your pfp and name changes lol
not me.........
zinc talon
I've given up trying to understand what it means
rocky marsh
is it medical, financial or family?
am asking because i prob won't text him if its family stuff.
as much as I type like a 8 year old sometimes, I do get it.
royal vortex
is it medical, financial or family?
i don't really want to specify out of respect for his privacy
misty mason
Josho has changed their pfp like 6 times
maiden path
everyone knows beb beb
zinc talon
ULLO SAH/MAM
hard nexus
i have to hate on lazorr a *little* bit because of the whole shitposting situati...
but i do respect him otherwise
fleet zealot
LACKerate does not make up for the loss of damage from not hitting weakspot
there you go
zinc talon
how ya been
hushed knoll
DAF GO TO BEDGE
ivory marlin
ULLO SAH/MAM
im the guy who tries to get you to play warframe again
misty mason
TFW Stan is the most normal of us
hushed knoll
DAN
hard nexus
i can never remember half the people
maiden path
hard nexus
TFW Stan is the most normal of us
woah woah
fleet zealot
i got stan'dd
hard nexus
im pretty normal
fleet zealot
nandit
royal vortex
i am very unfortunately a darktide microcelebrity
maiden path
i am very unfortunately a darktide microcelebrity
erm who are u......
hushed knoll
i am very unfortunately a darktide microcelebrity
hard nexus
i am very unfortunately a darktide microcelebrity
can i get ur autograph
royal vortex
when p13 dropped n for a while after sometimes at the end of matches people would be like "oh josho it's you im a big fan"
north sedge
Mr. SOCK JFHACE SEX FAE
fleet zealot
i am very unfortunately a darktide microcelebrity
i got screenshotted for a callout video do i count as a micro celebrity?
royal vortex
and i had no idea who that dude is
royal vortex
i got screenshotted for a callout video do i count as a micro celebrity?
hell yeah
misty mason
Must have seen your OF
royal vortex
welcome to the club
hushed knoll
Must have seen your OF
ivory marlin
so
royal vortex
the running joke between me and mankar is there's shadow cabals of josho fans and haters fighting a war in the dark
ivory marlin
whatchall up to
maiden path
i found a weird ass grunge remix of cooler then me
hard nexus
whered arco ever go
fleet zealot
reminds me a of a ska cover of damnit
royal vortex
i still let arco out of the basement sometimes
zinc talon
SYNE UP FER ME OGRIFANS TA SEE WOT AH KEN DO WIT TH OTHUR STUBBER BARREL
ivory marlin
whered arco ever go
@south folio
hard nexus
well i didnt want to ping him
ivory marlin
lmao
royal vortex
i do
misty mason
OgrynFans is just 100% Mukbangs
hushed knoll
royal vortex
@south folio goose ass bitch
zinc talon
yall got to gangin up on the poor guy/gal/person/thing
north sedge
his new name is Scrip
misty mason
Why is stan
zinc talon
https://tenor.com/view/love-excited-gif-22749566
you went with your heart; the heart wants what it wants
royal vortex
do not look at my pfp in that screenshot
fleet zealot
rocky marsh
Should have been correct about it and said Josho talks like an anime girl
for the longest time i was suspecting if josho was a girl / non hetero male
fleet zealot
some ska covers just slap
royal vortex
fuck i forgot i have that
maiden path
can someone send a snip of my pfp i wanna see what it looks like
spare talon
the running joke between me and mankar is there's shadow cabals of josho fans an...
must be nice for it to only be a joke that you have weird fans
zinc talon
north sedge
misty mason
Im pretty sure you're right on one of those counts
royal vortex
im a blank canvas
south folio
<@297182781346152448>
THIS CAN"T BEEEEEEEEE
maiden path
ok fuck u chat
zinc talon
I am just LOVING the new bands trying to recreate the 80s synth pop style myselfc
hard nexus
what the fuck
zinc talon
complete with the over the top sax solos
maiden path
i need my vet to look like this
zinc talon
rocky marsh
Im pretty sure you're right on one of those counts
idk my gaydar kinda weak
i just don't like to assume people are non hetero just because they act more feminine
hard nexus
i need my vet to look like this
you can get pretty close with the salvaged kantreal helm and the sand armor in the commisary
maiden path
you can get pretty close with the salvaged kantreal helm and the sand armor in t...
erm its chocco chip./.........
not sand armor........
north sedge
zinc talon
royal vortex
idk my gaydar kinda weak
i just don't like to assume people are non hetero just ...
"idk my gaydar kinda weak" has such an immense amount of chad energy as a sentence
fleet zealot
i'm not gonna send the gif cause I'd get bonked by the mods, but you know the family guy joke about the pheasant on the glass
hard nexus
erm its chocco chip./.........
true
maiden path
when can i get a fucking cig for my vet
hard nexus
1000 aquilas please
zinc talon
I'd pay $20 unironically for a cigar for okri
misty mason
Can we pause a moment to talk about Stan's fat gay sister
zinc talon
just 
maiden path
i still want my vet to be able to dress like this WITHOUT AQUILAS
misty mason
stinkie winkies?
royal vortex
im not going to leave that one up because i refuse to get sniped
fleet zealot
doesn't having characters visibly smoking get you an esrb tag
zinc talon
HA
maiden path
doesn't having characters visibly smoking get you an esrb tag
esrb tag change
i think
north sedge
maiden path
im still pissed theres only 2 distinct vet voices
zinc talon
the weird kinda puritanical you get outta discord lurkers is insane
misty mason
im still pissed theres only 2 distinct vet voices
Vet & Cadian Vet
zinc talon
I had someone get all high horse 'we'll see whether or not the wardens band you for this'
maiden path
i want some old ass 40 year old vet
fleet zealot
im still pissed theres only 2 distinct vet voices
my gf plays fem professional
and it's the only time
royal vortex
I had someone get all high horse 'we'll see whether or not the wardens band you ...
vet chat had an incredible amount of gay thirstposting around the time of release and homophobes were like moths to a flame for it
zinc talon
for this
fleet zealot
i ever hear that voice in game
misty mason
FAIFF AND TRAINNN VAS AWL
royal vortex
it was so funny
fleet zealot
so anytime i'm solo and hear fem pro i think of my gf
zinc talon
reported for 'literal pornography'
rocky marsh
"idk my gaydar kinda weak" has such an immense amount of chad energy as a senten...
thats one thing i never expect you to say of what i typed
My thinking usually very tunnel visioned so i try to see things for what it is
zinc talon
I even put the black bar there myself
which was already pixellated as part of the joke of the comic
misty mason
Scottish fem zealot best voice
hard nexus
REAL
misty mason
And german male psyker
fleet zealot
fanatic fem is amazing
hard nexus
my friend said that she reminds him a lot of me lmfao
fleet zealot
i don't think fem pro is even bad
hard nexus
that was the most prideful moment of my life
royal vortex
male loose cannon is 1 yeehaw away from me letting him do whatever he wants to me
fleet zealot
it's just so straight laced gi jane
misty mason
YE SHELLL DAEEEEE
royal vortex
i love that line so fucking much
hard nexus
male loose cannon is 1 yeehaw away from me letting him do whatever he wants to m...
ight bro...
maiden path
i need one of THESE vets
royal vortex
hard nexus
YE SHELLL DAEEEEE
DONT RUN TRAPPER, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!!
royal vortex
u cant hear it because i cut it in the clip but i was so fucking amazed when i heard it
misty mason
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR, SKULLS FER THE GOLDEN THRON
hard nexus
fanatic fem has the best single lines in the game imo
royal vortex
fem fanatic has the funniest noises when you do an attack
hard nexus
i love her VA,
she like
sounds so geniunely full of pure spite and hatred
"rise no more, mutant"
like
its just DRIPPING with hate
fleet zealot
she sounds like a church girl but like, full on fascist
royal vortex
male agitator has the unredeemable vermin energy to him
fleet zealot
it's prefect
hard nexus
she sounds like a church girl but like, full on fascist
thats basically what the imperium is lmfao
zinc talon
I have the WITH ME, IMBECILES voice for Hatchette
misty mason
I love the loner psyker line where he's like "Could it be? GASP That you're a filthy psyker too!?"
hard nexus
male agitator has the unredeemable vermin energy to him
which is that again?
remind me
i can never remember them by the names
royal vortex
which is that again?
the "for the master" dude
zinc talon
yeah I still dunno okri's after three thousand hours played
hard nexus
oh yeah lmfao
zinc talon
I just say the one that sounds like bardin
royal vortex
trying really hard to appear more noble than he is
fleet zealot
agitator= fakes the high gothic accent
misty mason
The thee thou one
fleet zealot
judge is the stable zealot
hard nexus
fee fi fo fum
fleet zealot
fanatic is the one that burns crosses and works forces /j
royal vortex
judge has the best horde start line in the game
"THEY HAVE COME FOR WAR, LET US GIVE THEM DEATH"
maiden path
where did the scottish zealot pick up saying dinnae
maiden path
that fucking scot slang isnt a thing anymor........
hard nexus
idk, "Looks like we've drawn a congregation" is pretty good
hard nexus
"THEY HAVE COME FOR WAR, LET US GIVE THEM DEATH"
oh nvm thats pretty good too
i say tied
royal vortex
its so much better when u hear it in game
zinc talon
I went into psyker chat when I first got here and asked them why one of the voice lines was so gross
hard nexus
i dont think ive heard that one before
zinc talon
they said what you mean
I said well this one guy every time he hits max peril just starts saying BUSSING....BUSSING...
and it made me uncomfortable
hard nexus
LMAO
zinc talon
they did not appreciate that joke
hard nexus
buzzing, buzzzingggg
at first
i thought it was like
buzzing
like bumblebees
and i was so confused
zinc talon
ha
hard nexus
until my friend explained it was supposed to be flies
maiden path
ill never forgive them for making the krieg outfit look so fucking lame
hard nexus
real
maiden path
looks like a well made cosplay not an actual krieg soldier
maiden path
male loose cannon has the best shout ult voicelines in the game
FAKE
the other non cadian one
all he says is varaitons of ''GET ON YOUR FUCKING FEET"
royal vortex
fem loose cannon's delivery feels significantly worse to me
hard nexus
"LUMMOXXESSS, AAIIIDDD MEEEE"
misty mason
There is ONLY WARRRRRR
visual stream
fem loose cannon's delivery feels significantly worse to me
She has a couple of goodies iirc but yeah, I wish VAs really went crazy with shouting voicelines more often
misty mason
I think thats loose cannon
visual stream
For anything really
maiden path
im stil waiting for a karskin and las machinegun
misty mason
I think my fav interactions are between the psyker and ogryn tho
misty mason
Get volley gun
It takes 45 seconds to reload
visual stream
I think my fav interactions are between the psyker and ogryn tho
Enforcer psyker telling ogryn he's not meant for war and talking about hope 🥹
maiden path
all ik is the 'new weapons' were gonna get after crafting are just gonna be variations
misty mason
Also loner psyker talking about big E being a carrion lord
royal vortex
all ik is the 'new weapons' were gonna get after crafting are just gonna be vari...
nope
visual stream
Also loner psyker talking about big E being a carrion lord
Is that a female loner line? I've never gotten that on mine
royal vortex
catfish explicitly stated it was new weapons, not new marks
misty mason
Male loner
visual stream
That's weird, mine is male
maiden path
catfish explicitly stated it was new weapons, not new marks
we will see if they hold true to dat statement.......
in 3 years....
hard nexus
catfish explicitly stated it was new weapons, not new marks
do we have a general release area?
visual stream
Then again I play psyker least out of my four
misty mason
Everyone else, no
royal vortex
all of the datamined weapons stuff is for entirely new weapons
misty mason
Force/power axe pls
misty nova
i cant live like a semi auto rifle sniper vet forever fatshark
Become a point blank Brauto trench charger vet
misty mason
How did stan do that to your name Josho
maiden path
Become a point blank Brauto trench charger vet
ill die before i use an autogun
misty mason
royal vortex
the only content that challenges me is 2 man runs and uh
this shit happens and ends your run immediately in a duo so
visual stream
Also do different genders of the same personality have different voice lines? I didn't think about that but it seems like yes
misty mason
Im not convinced that Stan doesnt have tentacles for fingers with how poorly he types
hard nexus
im just takin a break from the game for a while at this point
but after losing 3, 4 in a row on my 5th mission ASS penance attempts due to things entirely out of my control
fleet zealot
https://streamable.com/ed6g6y
love the HUH
royal vortex
the power of premades
hard nexus
i have decided to
fleet zealot
idk where goose came from
hard nexus
not
fleet zealot
intrusive goose thought
royal vortex
lmfao
hard nexus
https://streamable.com/ed6g6y
ghost
visual stream
https://streamable.com/ed6g6y
"Skill issue" the Discord shouts in unison
royal vortex
hard nexus
but after losing 3, 4 in a row on my 5th mission ASS penance attempts due to thi...
i got burgle slapped off a cliff, barrelled by my teammate, and then rubber banded into a trapper
royal vortex
this is what happened
hard nexus
all on my 4th mission
royal vortex
the trapper net goes through a solid object if the gun clips into it
hard nexus
and i never had time to alt f4
royal vortex
😔
hard nexus
i have given up on ASS
royal vortex
i got all the battlepass rewards and then life lost meaning again
hard nexus
virgin
royal vortex
😎
misty mason
v stinkie winkies
fleet zealot
i remember my ragdoll hitting orbit as i got grabbed and held up by a mutant only to be the launch program for a conga line of pox bursters
hard nexus
touch funkopop
misty mason
I remember having like 4 aurics alive in a row then getting barreled mid chastise off a bridge
royal vortex
i have never seen a funko pop in person
hard nexus
I remember having like 4 aurics alive in a row then getting barreled mid chastis...
yah thats whta happened to me
fleet zealot
the heretic space program is wild but i see how they managed to get to the tancred bastion now
visual stream
I have purchased 1 (one) funko pop when I was like 16, my soul is condemned
hard nexus
i didnt even alt f4 cheese any of them
i just pure skilled through it all because im so cool and awesome and then DIED
:(
fleet zealot
i dont like the look of funko pops
hard nexus
same
royal vortex
my collectible item that indicates a lack of personal relationships is blood angels miniatures i never got around to painting
blazing swallow
Gun zealot is a favourite build of mine
blazing swallow
Yep
misty mason
my collectible item that indicates a lack of personal relationships is blood ang...
I have some metal Grey Knights minis mostly painted
fleet zealot
i don't paint but i have had partners who paint, one of which she was good enough she did painting commisions
that was pretty cool
my hands shake too bad
nimble fiber
royal vortex
😔
misty mason
My ADHD means I've painted maybe a dozen and finished like 2 figures
fleet zealot
the three stinkes
it's not adhd it's that as a child i had one too many hand in sliding door incidents
maiden path
fleet zealot
typing is easy cause i can just soft press to pass the shakes and not press down, or backspace if i have to
but painting/drawing/writing is a massive pain
misty mason
my lil cozy boy
fleet zealot
median steeple
zinc talon
my lil cozy boy
zinc talon
my lil cozy boy
I've given up trying to buy her cat beds and whatnot
now I just take the towel I was about to throw in the dryer and put it where she likes to sleep, if it smells like me she'll use it forever