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wait so you like, put the pillow case in the freezer?
ice is so comfortable
huh
No this is an extra one that I twist like a balloon animal and freeze
ice is painful what do u mean
uhm, what ever floats your boat stan
I've got a gel pillow and silk pillowcase that's pretty comfy and stays cool
reading stanisms got me like
STANISMS
I've never heard of a gel pillow
same tbh
well I have one of those too but that's besides the point
the daily stanisms
girl dinner
hugh jackman vegeta
me irl
(I'm a really fuckin' short and angry hugh jackman)
anybody want to help me complete just a flesh wound?
Time for melted ice cream
no
stop it
the best kind tbh
Microwaved to perfection
nevermind
lmao
mute him for a week
mods, grab his dick and twist it
u in 30 years cause all that icescream microwave radiation has melted all ur skin and teeth and turned ur bones flacid
huh
flacid bones
That’s not how it works
yes it is
u feel ur bones going limp
ur teeth getting floppy
microwave radiation isn't ionizing radiation smh
1 minute of microwave is bascially a gamma rays straight to ur fucking brainstem
Got that hot ice cream
a singular gamma ray
Go to bedge
man microwaved icecream is just fucking milk
a single raygun blast
ok
haha el sexo
I like mixing it around and pretending I’m an alchemist
but the coldness is the best part about the ice cream
Can you drink through a straw or is it thick enough?
imagine a hot summer day
its what
In the summer I let it sit for a few mins lol
Typing 💯
ice cream is what
all the wasps probably like u very much for this stan
don't dox stan pls
I hate the wasps with the dangly legs
slash joke
LOL
huh
Why did this happen again
My phone changes gay to fat
no what was it that u wanted to say
were you about to slur me
NO
Isn’t that what people call gay fiction
what
what is happening
good question
lemons are a citrus fruit
also what wasps did u mean
huh
mud wasps too
A friend of mine photoshopped yoga pants on that exact picture
Can’t find it tho
Made the wasp look thicc tho ngl
don't think we have those here
huh the more u know
he also tells blind women they "wouldn't survive 1945"
European paper wasp aka polistes dominula
People call them umbrella wasps cuz they make umbrella nests
Umbrella looking
JOSHO NO
as a colourblind man, I'm not sure I would have either
I was talking about a colorblind woman
Wow so are you racist cuz you “don’t see color?”
😒
it's so out of nowhere lmao
I was talking with my friends afk and forgot I wasn’t muted
that doesn't help
stan has said he wants to put me in a concentration camp upwards of 20 times
not in the slightest no
he's just like this

stan wtf
I have trouble with pinks, purples, blues and also with greens and yellows
My braincells melted from you figuring out the puzzle
ngl, it's usually not too inconvenient outside games
he's old
I was just joking
Ofc
yea ik lol
ive had to impact grenade stan to get him off the puzzle so i could do it
no regrets
lol
NO I MEANT HE HAS TROUBLE FOCUSING
stan i've told you like 5 times my great grandma literally has the numbers tattooed on her arm
doesn't really make it better stan
WTF HUH
HOLY SHIT
goldfish moment
Is Stan still going at it...?
Vergib mir Asraval du weißt das ist nicht mein Ernst
Never change stan
I'm sorry
its funnier every time it happens
I would hope so
do not apologize
hi sorry, I'm Quialal Aqui9au;as Aquola;s
your name is what happens when a printer gets possessed

Printer possession sounds like a niche adult film
please stop
what
why
I'm just asking because I've had time to take 4* Gungeon runs to the Oubliette/Floor 2 and feel meh about them and then restart within the amount of time between when I said something last, when Stan was going at it >.>
first the ,,thicc wasp" now the printer????
NO STOP
you just killed skele
He's not even here
im gonna tell skele to go check your most recent deleted message
Act FAST
FACE
ARMS
HANDS ABOVE HEAD
SLURRED SPEECH
TIME
Wait
I messed up
FAHAHST
what is happening
Hey, Stan, is this you? Just asking... for a friend... >.>'
stoked signs
is it?
the one with the sword, not the drooling one. The drooling one is me lol
stan is the sleep paralysis demon you get when you mix psychedelics and malaria
oh god
I used to be an EMT in college
did anyone survive

do not sex face that
IT'S NOT A SOCK JFHACE
that's necrophillia
they survive but wake up with a really fucked up typo as their new legal name
sock jfhace


while being forced to eat stan's cookings
Adopting this name
it's my name
God I can't type in thus posustipn
... I'm gonna go back to my mind numbing Gungeon runs because they are affecting my mind more positively than this... whatever you want to call this tomfoolery being discussed...
stan is fucking melting
Oh man
stan please stop you're scaring my cat
Stan i fought some mermaids in hades 2
stan are your hands perhaps sweaty
No
Stan is scaring the part of my mind that is not sane... :/
I don't have sweet swands
That's what my sis calls sweaty feed and hands at the same time
Feet
What
what
And the dry version is dreet drands
What
Im confusion
someone get the spray bottle
I have sweet swands = my hands and feet are sweaty

I have dreet drands = my hands and feet are dry
Why not
It's literally what my sister and cousins have said lol
you dont have family members
the sister u called fat?
you grew up in a tube

ok
she's the fattest gay you'll ever meet

horror
She finished her 100 mile race in 17 hours I think
great
She had to go to the ER today cuz her leg was extremely swollen
Fluid is dripping from behind her knee into her leg
But no blood clot
so she IS fat
how
5.8 miles an hour for 17 hours 
or bait
oh common thing then
She is a beast
stan you're not helping your case here on josho believing she's fat
My dad used to run 100-150 mile races
are u the fkin dude from the tortoise and the hare
I don't think I've ever ran miles
what a fucking
only kilometers
switch up
I'll touch ur face 😠
what
What
he will lovingly caress you as he force feeds you the 8th tray of mayo drippings
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I'd rather get eaten by sharks
A pineapple challeneged a tortoise to a race and all the animals tho9ght the tortoise had a trick up its sleeve. But the tortoise won the race and the animals ate the pineapple
Moral of the story: Pineapples don't have sleeves
That was legit on a NYS standardized test
the video is what i thought of when stan wanted to touch face
oh man
Tell me 
its been a hot minute since I got infected
because Im not tired, why are u not in bed stan

Stoooop 😒
EXHILLIOSU

I win
Is Stan still going at it?!
The fuck???
It's nothing against you Stan, but, you have been on one for a while... I'm starting to worry about your health, at this point, lol
this sandwich fucking sucks
fix it.....
kinda looks like onion rings
the fuck is that
Well yeah, you forgot the main ingredient... Spice...
I am healthier thatn a hooprs
Horse
are horses that healthy?
what
gengar spelled backwards is gengar

yea I know pokemon why
Do you know Articuno
no
@hushed knoll It's dangerous to go alone, take this.
no don't think so
What a weird neutral term for sandwich
Wait
Hi gamers
yes
Work is awful i hate who im working with
Are you calling the onion rings and the container together a sandwich

hi
core rulebook, ultimate magic, and advanced race guide
Based
He needs to get fired
punch them
1e or 2e
that's what it tastes like
He’s a manager
Based
what
Sorry :(
he's just very lucky
What did you have with your onion rings
ow2 casual play
what the fuck
these people are less self sufficient then a fucking koala
you could give these fuckers an insta kill ultra mega beam laser and they'd still forget to use it
i do not care if ur a 40 year old divorced father
pick it up or pack it up
High Fructose Corn Syrup, Root Beer, Distilled Vinegar, Tomato Paste, Modified Corn Starch, Contains Less Than 2% Of Salt, Pineapple Juice Concentrate, Natural Root Beer Flavor, Spice, Caramel Color, Molasses, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Garlic,* Mustard Flour, Corn Syrup, Sugar, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Celery Seed, Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, sodium benzoate (preserves freshness), The Industrial Revolution and its consequences, Root Beer, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, modified food starch, calcium disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), quillaia extract.
Delicious
it's a state of matter and it tastes like flavo(u)r!!!

You mean ketchup
I thought the last ingredient was @delicate shadow
The 2nd FUCKING INGREDIENT IS ROOT BEER wdym
Last I checked BBQ sauce (sweet baby ray's) is NOT made out of syrup and Root Beer.
root beer is on there twice
u wot
it needs root beer twice
balances out the industrial revolution and its consequences
Don't mind Stan, I might have slipped him some spice >_>'
Dude idfk what is it
I miss my Gungeon run where I had use Spice ~12 times... 😦
🤨
Also tomato paste and distilled vinegar

hi stan
Stan, what would you say if I were to tell you that I am a hopeless spice addict? @hushed knoll

don't worry we are all drug addicts on this holy day
today
I mean it not only decreases my hp... but it also makes me move faster... 😮
I mean... while also increasing my damage, decreasing projectile speeds of enemies, and also um... increasing my curse... and increasing spread after the uh 3rd use
I learned earlier that it can't kill you if it would reduce your heart containers by 1, when you only have 1 heart containter left >.>
mortar and pestle to grind myself into a fine paste
are we talkin about drugs
Here, let me steer us back on topic. 😉
(On a side note: Don't do drugs >.>')
That should go without saying... but... I wanted to make sure...
Anyone else feel like the slug shotgun just doenst do much? Am I using it wrong? It takes like 3 headshot slugs to kill gunners
and I mostly just use my primary to kill gunners as zealot
Some people like it, others prefer the kantrael/lawbringer
I feel like the other shotguns also dont do well for killing them, the kantrael doesnt do enough damage for how slow it fires and the fire barely does anything
Am I just using these improperly?
I will say that I am not the person to ask on how to use the shotguns, since I don't use them...
I might be able to tell you the blessings/perks wanted, most of the time... but I don't know the go-to strat on how to use em
whats the best shotgun horde build again
it was crazy
cause it bu8ilt stacks off uhhh
that damage blessing
chat
pipe up
I'm not sure, tbh, since I don't use the shotguns x.x
I would tell you if I did know 😦
Despite being completely consumed by Enter the Gungeon, I am still willing to try to help :3
Question: Bromentum on Tac-axes. Yes or no?
this witchcore thing hades ii has goin on is pretty dope
u wish u could be this comfy
Dinner bout to be straight bussin on god on god
I find it hilarious that one of the first contacts I had with Hades II is some weeb comparison lmao
i wanna order a papa johns
but then i go to order a papajohns
and my lack of decision making makes my brain explode
Finally can cycle my peee 4
i don't play dota2 anymore
i'm just playing on the arcade
haven't played real dota 2 for years now
What are the best perks for psword?
i think mk6 can use cara, or maybe it just needs elites
cause it can oneshot with special push attack crusher
Either Sunder or Brutal Momentum alongside Power Cycle
Thems be blessings
o shid
Oh fuk
Blind as a bat
Ye Carapace and weakspot I guess
Or flak
But defo Carapace if you got Mk6
no
never weakspot
weakspot perk sucks asss
jsut take elite
if youw ant to take weakspot perk
like
should i get a chicken alfredo pizza
or a standard pepperoni pizza
i hate how i have this type of autism where i won't eat simpyl because that would involve making a decision
chicken alfredo
also my roomates didnt' listen to me
and served the shitty tacos again
JUST COOK THE FUCKING TORTILLAS THEY ARE RAW
we get the cheap raw ones so cook em first
stan moment
Leave a note on the fridge or whatever the equivalent there
This is what ive currently got
I think imma get some crispy duck with noodles and peanut sauce after I wake up
nice
?
Yes but taxe is one of the worst weapons
is rashad actually worth trying out?
And suggest headtaker shred
i'd put brumo on taxes
crit does let you reach bruiser BPs and perhaps some other stuff but i forget which other blessing i had while doing that
Of headtaker decimator
But decimator is tricky
Iirc
Ok ty
id imagine shred
cause crit is so important on taxe
hey you changed your name back already
:(
hi dough!!!
hi arco
yeah seems like crit is the way to go unless you want to dedicaate your perks to both flak and unarmoured for the bruiser oneshots w/ headtaker
what about duellist though hmm
crit also helps a bit into other ADMs
i think i was running Shred Headtaker or something
but that was on the 4
cause i cant use brumo
mk4 taxe jumpscare
One of the best weapons
oh nice duellist taxe oneshots scab gunners
? wtf are these carapace adms on crit lights
oh i have those actually
Goated duelist once again showing it's face, so you wouldn't need Brumo or would the 15% add to the 50%?
youd still want brumo
no brumo means youd kill it but just kill the one
brumo would let you kill another 3
what are you getting
u can make a taxe one shot scab ragers
dont ask me
i have it in at .5
bro think he me
causal 4x more damage on crit
get dat goofy ass hat off 😭
yeah it's the overhead light
i will not rant about crit rending again
ah i was being a bit dumb
yeah crit lights are going up to .85
i was seeing 560 per overhead crit light cuz of duellist
because axes are an abomination
Stupid!!!!
we live in a world in which taxes lightspam crushers
(you gave me a heart attack)
so rude
imo they need an entire rework to recatagorise them because theres basically 9 axes if you include shovels
i would never behave like this to you or any other person
i forget the base damage of taxes cause i havent put them in yet
statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged (vet player)
so im not sure which ends up being better
striclty speaking for ADMs lights do a bit better
i'll have you know uncanny take a swing shovel is actually fun
vet shrimpin
oh i can just check the base damage i have the ADMS
its just a shame that uncanny
it really is a shame that uncanny
ok yeah you might be better off lighting
assuming you can crit reliably
only a damage difference of 50 from heavy to a light
so DPS wise crit lights are prob winning
Hehe unyielding damage goes brrrrr
we live in a society
oh actually heavies do get a decent crit boost
hm
id need to just test it side by side
almost all flak enemies have lower base hp so why in the world does a lot of things just annihilate flak on crits
for the lulz
i do not know
it makes no sense
just played a grenade gauntlet game where i got a voidstrike decal effect whenever i shot something
on a half second delay
pre patch 13 josho would have killed a man
he could not handle the speed of my projectiles
are you just now discovering the hilarity that is taxes
i knew it had just been a while
i think the most i could get was like 900ish cara dps on taxe2 lights with a vet melee build
why does the 4 have the exact same damage profile on the heavies
i need names
and addresses
its literally an over head and an uppercut why is it a sweep damage profile from the 2 and 7
cuz deez
this has to be the same guy that made an obscurus strikedown the same as the sweep
die
what about the moonstone axe
moonstone axe my beloved
that match also had an ogryn who was either taking a hit of something or randomly inhaling sharply during downtime
man i wonder who would do the latter
at the start of the match he was like "this dude has the fully maxed out penance gear... holy shit... i think he's at like 4000"
he was close enough
this completely escaped my brain
for the better
idk who thats referencing and i assume its for the better
arco?
arco yeah
old ogryn shovel time
are you ok
the fuck you mean
lmfao
its a solid weapon
ye old shovel works
i swear ive heard you talk about how you dont like that weapon
its as brainless as the rest of ogryn
nay
josho you are rubbing off on me
old ogryn shovel is close to being a weapon
lmao
you light and then you heavy and then you light and then you heavy
epic darktide gaming
typical ogryn weapon
H1 is an overhead
so atleast that gets fucked
how would he surivive without on demand toughness at all times except for one situation which can be fixed with one blessing
he'd die! thats why he also has 80% dr
I guess the dead ones in Tertium didn't have dr 
they forgor to bring feel no pain
ogryn is bad

there's no other way to mitigate damage besides dr of course so they naturally should have all of it
steal vet's dr talents
steal psyker's dr talents
steal zealot's dr talents
in return we are removing all of ogryns weapons
yes
ogryns lookin like invader Zim when he ate all them organs
they really did just make ogryn a big slow target in every regard and then gave him the most absurd talents and nodes to just
make it not matter
irl ogryn grindset
ur an ogryn
their keyboards are smashed and the spacebar key is missing
wow
that is deeply insulting
Punchy lads incoming
beb, i'm killing you with my mind
-throws rock-
ok
not even a psyker main
see, i thought to do that
that was uncalled for
so true
so it was with my mind
i'm glad that yoshi is the only person here with a sense of empathy
i will give you 1 darcy RP as compensation
however i was not in here that often when she was around so all i know is like

PC5
lmao i tried to punch a burster and ran out of cleave
can't believe yoshi would say something so fucked up
bwuh
no his punch
oh
josho is far more stupid than you are expecting of him
my brain just assumed
wassup?
don't communicate with him
tf did dough do
Just flak nade penance left for the new class penances
no i was wondering what the bwuh was
have you not seen the propaganda campaign against me that he is singlehandedly spearheading against me
you bastard
darcy rp
Not even half way 
oh no
singlehandedly? mittins started that goose ride
long before that
arco has a weird thing for darcy RP
i think it tells us many things about him
none of which i should say here
which campaign?
your distortions of my graphics
tbf mankar had the idea
if its the bleed knife plasma vet one i know its true
like a good artist, i simply realized his vision
uh huh
So what's the deal with heavy swords
you were just the artist and nothing else
i hear so much about all the different zealot guns
heavy swords annihilate anything that's not carapace
then there's just big sword
Flamer is a zealot gun
you have my attention. I have a hand cannon for carapace.
People talk about that a bit
too bad josho is busy playing ogryn to post his heavy sword gameplay
deathblow + headtaker is p much the best pairing
because for some reason heavy sword has a better version of head taker than other weapons
i run w/e has the scoop attack
and deathblow/brutal momentum is an extremely goated blessing that the heavy sword happens to have the single-target damage to be able to take advantage of
i know what weapons ogryn need
the goose drank wine
a giant fork or spoon
wh
wha
where are you getting 8
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it's a silly pun of seven "ate" nine
i can't believe you've never encountered this joke beefore
oh
ive heard it but my mind is not going to go to right away
when talking about weapon marks
i thought i was being gaslit
stupid!!!
im revoking your darcy RP
Bro really hit you with the 2007 “baka!!!!”
no arcos
i'm revoking dough
tf did dough do
my dough
based
me?
not his rp, just his person entirely
wtf
tell them about why tomato blushed
dough didnt do anything 😭 ]
Pull out your freshest emotions and change your MySpace profile song to a diss track
i don't know this joke unfortunately
I wanna see some quality beef
how much did he pay you to defend him
she saw salad dressing
i dont need money to defend people who have done no wrong
6 did WHAT TO 9?????
youve seen me defend josho before
reach around
so dough isnt out of the question
I fucking love pickled onion
the classic
night skele
the number of people with full capital letters in their name has grown
sleep tite
goob
gnight
gn skele
make sure to ban dough before you sleep

stanular
i'll consider it
Hi skelly
hi hair
gm skeleton bones
yeah ig its stans new thing
Thats quite the ratio of onion to meat, looks good otherwise

that is a lot of onion to meat
bro is eating watermelon and meat
I asked for extra onion
simply not enough meat
do you want to play in that case skele
No its pickled onion horseradish shredded beef and sweet potato
but u n josho stink
I hate watermelon
wow assuming im playing with josho
( i was gonna ask but he went into a rando match)
u 2 are practically married so ofc i assumed 
pickled onion horseradish watermelon shredded beef and sweet potato watery watermelon
these dudes are just fuckin around on consignment yard end event
finally
they arrive
:(
they went on a roundabout of getting trapped and downed
Hi josho
the vet perpetually had no ammo
surv nerf
in all seriousness imma attempt eep anyway
105 ranged 11 weakspots 🥹
ogryn gaming
Needs more pickled onion ngl
thats the vet yoshi
oh
Even with extra it was not enough
telling i assumed
I crave the pickled onion
the ciag psyker's contribution was every now and then killing 8 unarmored elites right beside me and then going back to doing nothing
Ok by gamers my break is done
they were also running bleed melee
that couldve been frags
but idk i never watched him do anything he just didnt have ammo but had an ammo crate
8 kills with frags?
this dude wasnt doin much
Im back
Filling mop bucket is boring
I also accidentally scratched my wrist open tryna put a glove on
Damn zealot chat died
yea
Shattering to calv
no shattering? really?
usually youll just use fotf
Calv does way more
fotf?
and itll melt carapace
oh faith
dash ult
yeah i forget that thing gives a moment of armor ignore
yea shattering was indirectly nerfed and you fotf anyways
I require some big help in any tips or tricks, as I’m greatly struggling to get the shocking stuff penance completed. Since I feel like it’s utterly impossible to get, does anyone know the best method for unlocking it?
I have been using that, but I’ve only gotten to like 30 kills out of the 40 I need.
Ask your party and if that fails make a premade, could probably get with other penance hunters
Higher difficulty will help cause bigger hordes
Flamer is best yea but crowd munchers like heavy sword or chainsword will do work as well
I did similar thing for ogryn
You need to be far far away from your team so they don't steal kills
Find a hallway, spam push
Then do your business after gathering enough
It'll be alot easier on normal damnations, auric has too many specials and elites
You want one of those leaky poxwalker hordes
Also should be a bit better cause stunstorm nades are just better
I went backwards 2 rooms for my ogryn attempt
I did that penance on accident just playing
Yea or you can just play normally
Yee
I got it before talent updaye
Communication will help a ton
Usually most people will understand if you do one in voice and one in chatbox
Alrighty I’ll try what I can with all of this info, thank you.
eugh yeah i really wanna love the bolter but i swera there's some fuckiness going on with the scoping down
soemtiems the sight just is just off
yeah the bolters sights completely mismatch from where the shots will go at times
at least with the other guns it seems to be an offset issue but the bolter is just fucked
I was thinking about a way to add more to the skill trees without creating bloat recently and i think i have a pretty good idea. What if the skill tree perks, abilities, etc, all had some sort of "flipside"? You could toggle on or off certain perks in the skill tree turning them into something else. This would effectively layer another tree onto the current tree without creating bloat and allowing for more stuff to be added. I dont really have a super good way of describing how itd work so i hope that made sense.
stats are just fine
if it were my bolter I'd change stamina to reload speed flak to maniac or unyielding
you're only losing, like, 1% power increase per stack, for less than I think 5% total at max





