#zealot-class

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hard nexus
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oh

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like that

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ive done that before

nimble fiber
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a cold pillow is awesome

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but that cold?

delicate shadow
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wait so you like, put the pillow case in the freezer?

hard nexus
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ice is so comfortable

nimble fiber
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huh

hushed knoll
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No this is an extra one that I twist like a balloon animal and freeze

nimble fiber
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ice is painful what do u mean

hushed knoll
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Then I watch it melt

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It's fun

nimble fiber
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uhm, what ever floats your boat stan

delicate shadow
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I've got a gel pillow and silk pillowcase that's pretty comfy and stays cool

fleet zealot
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reading stanisms got me like

hard nexus
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STANISMS

hushed knoll
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Girl pillow?

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Gel

hard nexus
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THATS THE WORD I WAS LOOKING FOR

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thank u nandit

hushed knoll
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I've never heard of a gel pillow

nimble fiber
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same tbh

delicate shadow
hard nexus
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the daily stanisms

fleet zealot
maiden path
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hugh jackman vegeta

delicate shadow
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(I'm a really fuckin' short and angry hugh jackman)

visual blade
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anybody want to help me complete just a flesh wound?

hushed knoll
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Time for melted ice cream

nimble fiber
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no
stop it

visual blade
hushed knoll
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Microwaved to perfection

visual blade
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nevermind

delicate shadow
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lmao

visual blade
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mute him for a week

fleet zealot
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mods, grab his dick and twist it

maiden path
nimble fiber
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huh

visual blade
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flacid bones

maiden path
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u feel ur bones going limp

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ur teeth getting floppy

hushed knoll
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I only put it in for 30 secs

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Needs a bit more maybe

maiden path
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remember

delicate shadow
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microwave radiation isn't ionizing radiation smh

maiden path
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1 minute of microwave is bascially a gamma rays straight to ur fucking brainstem

misty nova
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Got that hot ice cream

visual blade
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a singular gamma ray

nimble fiber
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I wanted to eat something
but that's gone now

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not hungry anymore

hushed knoll
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Go to bedge

visual blade
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man microwaved icecream is just fucking milk

maiden path
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a single raygun blast

hushed knoll
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Holy shit it’s so much better than when it’s hard

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And cold

nimble fiber
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ok

maiden path
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haha el sexo

hushed knoll
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I mean it’s still cold

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But not like super cold

visual blade
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a heretic

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in zealot chat

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curious

hushed knoll
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I like mixing it around and pretending I’m an alchemist

nimble fiber
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but the coldness is the best part about the ice cream

misty nova
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Can you drink through a straw or is it thick enough?

nimble fiber
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imagine a hot summer day

hushed knoll
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Ice cream is too come tho

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Come

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Cold

spare dome
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its what

hushed knoll
misty nova
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Typing 💯

spare dome
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ice cream is what

nimble fiber
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all the wasps probably like u very much for this stan

hushed knoll
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I hate the wasps with the dangly legs

fleet zealot
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slash joke

hushed knoll
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Slash like fat

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?

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I mean fat

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Gay

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Fuck

delicate shadow
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LOL

nimble fiber
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huh

hushed knoll
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Why did this happen again

nimble fiber
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what do u mean stan

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honestly

hushed knoll
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My phone changes gay to fat

nimble fiber
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no what was it that u wanted to say

hushed knoll
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Slash like fat

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GUCK

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FUCK

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CONE ON

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COME

nimble fiber
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the whole sentence

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pls

fleet zealot
hushed knoll
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NO

delicate shadow
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Stan doesn't do slurs

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just eldritch horrors

hushed knoll
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I meant to ask: Slash like gay?

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Like fiction

fleet zealot
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no slash

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like /j

hushed knoll
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Isn’t that what people call gay fiction

fleet zealot
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jesus

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wtf stan

nimble fiber
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what

hushed knoll
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Or do they call it lemons or something

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Idk

spare dome
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what is happening

nimble fiber
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good question

delicate shadow
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lemons are a citrus fruit

nimble fiber
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also what wasps did u mean

hushed knoll
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Paper wasps

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Like the ones with dangly legs

nimble fiber
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huh

delicate shadow
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I used to have nests of paper wasps on my driveway

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fuckin' horrible

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
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mud wasps too

hushed knoll
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A friend of mine photoshopped yoga pants on that exact picture

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Can’t find it tho

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Made the wasp look thicc tho ngl

nimble fiber
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don't think we have those here

hushed knoll
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They are cosmopolitan

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So you do

nimble fiber
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huh the more u know

royal vortex
hushed knoll
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European paper wasp aka polistes dominula

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People call them umbrella wasps cuz they make umbrella nests

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Umbrella looking

royal vortex
hushed knoll
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JOSHO NO

delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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I was talking about a colorblind woman

hushed knoll
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😒

delicate shadow
royal vortex
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it's as dough finishes the puzzle

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he unlocks the stanism

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
royal vortex
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stan has said he wants to put me in a concentration camp upwards of 20 times

nimble fiber
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not in the slightest no

royal vortex
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he's just like this

delicate shadow
frosty herald
royal vortex
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that isnt me

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thats dough

delicate shadow
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ngl, it's usually not too inconvenient outside games

royal vortex
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he's old

delicate shadow
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yea ik lol

royal vortex
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ive had to impact grenade stan to get him off the puzzle so i could do it

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no regrets

nimble fiber
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lol

hushed knoll
royal vortex
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stan i've told you like 5 times my great grandma literally has the numbers tattooed on her arm

hushed knoll
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Omg we might get thundies cPES_PoggersHeart

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I have to put on my thunderwear

nimble fiber
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doesn't really make it better stan

fleet zealot
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thunderwear

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wtf

royal vortex
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and you react the same way

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every time

delicate shadow
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lmao

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good god

nimble fiber
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goldfish moment

placid fiber
hushed knoll
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Vergib mir Asraval du weißt das ist nicht mein Ernst

frosty herald
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Never change stan

hushed knoll
royal vortex
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its funnier every time it happens

nimble fiber
royal vortex
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do not apologize

delicate shadow
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hi sorry, I'm Quialal Aqui9au;as Aquola;s

hushed knoll
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Why are u cute as a baton

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Button

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Owo

royal vortex
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your name is what happens when a printer gets possessed

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
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I hit hard

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hence baton

hushed knoll
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Printer possession sounds like a niche adult film

royal vortex
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please stop

nimble fiber
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what

hushed knoll
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Oh nooooo we're out of inkkkk

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Time to improvise

royal vortex
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why

placid fiber
# placid fiber Is Stan still going at it...?

I'm just asking because I've had time to take 4* Gungeon runs to the Oubliette/Floor 2 and feel meh about them and then restart within the amount of time between when I said something last, when Stan was going at it >.>

nimble fiber
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first the ,,thicc wasp" now the printer????

royal vortex
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im telling skele you said this

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he'll probably have a stroke and die on the spot

hushed knoll
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NO STOP

royal vortex
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you just killed skele

hushed knoll
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He's not even here

royal vortex
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im gonna tell skele to go check your most recent deleted message

hushed knoll
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FACE

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ARMS

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HANDS ABOVE HEAD

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SLURRED SPEECH

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TIME

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Wait

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I messed up

royal vortex
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FAHAHST

hushed knoll
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FACE

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ARMS ABOVE HEAD

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SLURRED SPEECH

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TIME

nimble fiber
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what is happening

delicate shadow
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this has been

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quite the feverdream

placid fiber
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Hey, Stan, is this you? Just asking... for a friend... >.>'

hushed knoll
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That's the acronym for stoked signs

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Stroke

royal vortex
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stoked signs

nimble fiber
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is it?

placid fiber
royal vortex
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stan is the sleep paralysis demon you get when you mix psychedelics and malaria

delicate shadow
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Face, Arms, Speech, and Time

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yeah

nimble fiber
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oh god

hushed knoll
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I used to be an EMT in college

royal vortex
hushed knoll
royal vortex
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do not sex face that

hushed knoll
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IT'S NOT A SOCK JFHACE

royal vortex
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that's necrophillia

hushed knoll
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SEX FAE

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FACE

delicate shadow
nimble fiber
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sock jfhace

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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Josho why habe you diwoen thyag

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thsi

north sedge
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Adopting this name

royal vortex
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it's my name

hushed knoll
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God I can't type in thus posustipn

placid fiber
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... I'm gonna go back to my mind numbing Gungeon runs because they are affecting my mind more positively than this... whatever you want to call this tomfoolery being discussed...

royal vortex
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stan is fucking melting

north sedge
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Oh man

hushed knoll
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I'm in mekriamand position rn

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Mermaid

royal vortex
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stan please stop you're scaring my cat

north sedge
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Stan i fought some mermaids in hades 2

nimble fiber
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stan are your hands perhaps sweaty

hushed knoll
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No

placid fiber
hushed knoll
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I don't have sweet swands

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That's what my sis calls sweaty feed and hands at the same time

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Feet

north sedge
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What

nimble fiber
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what

hushed knoll
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And the dry version is dreet drands

frosty herald
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What

nimble fiber
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Im confusion

royal vortex
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someone get the spray bottle

hushed knoll
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I have sweet swands = my hands and feet are sweaty

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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I have dreet drands = my hands and feet are dry

nimble fiber
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but

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why

hushed knoll
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Why not

royal vortex
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this is some swimmies shit

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i aint gettin baited again

hushed knoll
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It's literally what my sister and cousins have said lol

royal vortex
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you dont have family members

nimble fiber
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the sister u called fat?

royal vortex
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you grew up in a tube

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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She's not fat

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She's gay

nimble fiber
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ok

royal vortex
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she's the fattest gay you'll ever meet

fleet zealot
nimble fiber
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
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She finished her 100 mile race in 17 hours I think

nimble fiber
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great

hushed knoll
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She had to go to the ER today cuz her leg was extremely swollen

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Fluid is dripping from behind her knee into her leg

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But no blood clot

hushed knoll
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Drago shut up

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I mean Josho jeez

nimble fiber
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how

delicate shadow
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5.8 miles an hour for 17 hours Guarded

nimble fiber
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or bait

hushed knoll
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I always tell Drago to shut up

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And they broth end in o

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Both

nimble fiber
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oh common thing then

royal vortex
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i end in a y

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because my death is a mystery

delicate shadow
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stan you're not helping your case here on josho believing she's fat

royal vortex
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dude

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ur makin it so easy

hushed knoll
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My dad used to run 100-150 mile races

royal vortex
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this fruit aint even fkin hangin

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u cut it off the vine and put in on the floor

hushed knoll
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I used to be a big runner too until I got anorexia

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Sadge

royal vortex
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rip

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did u survive

hushed knoll
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I would run 15 miles and then only eat carrots

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Cuz I was afraid of gaining weight

royal vortex
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are u the fkin dude from the tortoise and the hare

hushed knoll
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I had to take a shit in a commercial sand pit in rural Maine

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On a long run

delicate shadow
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I don't think I've ever ran miles

royal vortex
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what a fucking

delicate shadow
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only kilometers

royal vortex
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switch up

hushed knoll
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Kilometers are for people who don't touch tgaross

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Grass

median steeple
nimble fiber
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true

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I never touched tgaross ever

hushed knoll
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I'll touch ur face 😠

nimble fiber
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what

hushed knoll
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WAIT NO

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I'm sorry

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That sounds weird

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I take it back

nimble fiber
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yes it does

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do u now stan

hushed knoll
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YEjs

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Yes

royal vortex
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he will lovingly caress you as he force feeds you the 8th tray of mayo drippings

fleet zealot
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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A pineapple challeneged a tortoise to a race and all the animals tho9ght the tortoise had a trick up its sleeve. But the tortoise won the race and the animals ate the pineapple

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Moral of the story: Pineapples don't have sleeves

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That was legit on a NYS standardized test

fleet zealot
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the video is what i thought of when stan wanted to touch face

hushed knoll
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Asurav l why anrge yoy not in bedge

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Asraval

nimble fiber
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oh man

hushed knoll
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Tell me PeepoRabbitGun

nimble fiber
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its been a hot minute since I got infected

hushed knoll
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:Zcid

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:acif

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
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WTF where did u get that shogun

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Shotgun

nimble fiber
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I got it to protect myself from your face touch activities

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also

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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EXHILLIOSU

ripe quest
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I win

placid fiber
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Is Stan still going at it?!

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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It's nothing against you Stan, but, you have been on one for a while... I'm starting to worry about your health, at this point, lol

ripe quest
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this sandwich fucking sucks

maiden path
nimble fiber
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kinda looks like onion rings

hushed knoll
placid fiber
hushed knoll
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Horse

nimble fiber
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are horses that healthy?

hushed knoll
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Does Articuno have a catch rate of 3?

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😒

nimble fiber
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what

north sedge
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gengar spelled backwards is gengar

hushed knoll
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Asraval do you know Pommmekmon

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Pokemon

north sedge
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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You ass

nimble fiber
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yea I know pokemon why

hushed knoll
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Do you know Articuno

ripe quest
placid fiber
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@hushed knoll It's dangerous to go alone, take this.

nimble fiber
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no don't think so

hushed knoll
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Exhillious what did you do to the container

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Also is that a pathfinder sourcebook

ripe quest
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What a weird neutral term for sandwich

hushed knoll
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Wait

ivory marlin
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Hi gamers

ripe quest
ivory marlin
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Work is awful i hate who im working with

hushed knoll
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Are you calling the onion rings and the container together a sandwich

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
ripe quest
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core rulebook, ultimate magic, and advanced race guide

hushed knoll
ivory marlin
nimble fiber
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punch them

ripe quest
ivory marlin
ripe quest
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they're old books

hushed knoll
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Based

ripe quest
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could even say they're older than me

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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That has to be hacks

ripe quest
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he's just very lucky

hushed knoll
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What did you have with your onion rings

spare dome
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damn

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nearly had the 3rd boss first go

maiden path
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ow2 casual play

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what the fuck

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these people are less self sufficient then a fucking koala

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you could give these fuckers an insta kill ultra mega beam laser and they'd still forget to use it

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i do not care if ur a 40 year old divorced father

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pick it up or pack it up

ripe quest
# hushed knoll What did you have with your onion rings

High Fructose Corn Syrup, Root Beer, Distilled Vinegar, Tomato Paste, Modified Corn Starch, Contains Less Than 2% Of Salt, Pineapple Juice Concentrate, Natural Root Beer Flavor, Spice, Caramel Color, Molasses, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Garlic,* Mustard Flour, Corn Syrup, Sugar, Tamarind, Natural Flavor, Celery Seed, Carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, sodium benzoate (preserves freshness), The Industrial Revolution and its consequences, Root Beer, citric acid, natural and artificial flavors, modified food starch, calcium disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), quillaia extract.

coarse birch
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Delicious

ripe quest
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it's a state of matter and it tastes like flavo(u)r!!!

hushed knoll
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You mean ketchup

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I thought the last ingredient was @delicate shadow

ripe quest
hushed knoll
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You sassy bitch

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Barbecue sauce

ripe quest
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The 2nd FUCKING INGREDIENT IS ROOT BEER wdym

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Last I checked BBQ sauce (sweet baby ray's) is NOT made out of syrup and Root Beer.

royal vortex
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root beer is on there twice

coarse birch
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it needs root beer twice

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balances out the industrial revolution and its consequences

placid fiber
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
delicate shadow
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ohhh

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tru

placid fiber
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I miss my Gungeon run where I had use Spice ~12 times... 😦

hushed knoll
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How did you get your extract into the bottle fLOOsh

south folio
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root beer and carbonated water

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I wonder what this hints towards

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
coarse birch
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hi stan

south folio
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oh I didn't see that

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ketchup root beer then

placid fiber
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Stan, what would you say if I were to tell you that I am a hopeless spice addict? @hushed knoll

hushed knoll
south folio
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don't worry we are all drug addicts on this holy day

hushed knoll
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What holy day is it

south folio
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today

placid fiber
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I mean... while also increasing my damage, decreasing projectile speeds of enemies, and also um... increasing my curse... and increasing spread after the uh 3rd use

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I learned earlier that it can't kill you if it would reduce your heart containers by 1, when you only have 1 heart containter left >.>

south folio
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drugs

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if only exploits was here to chime in

delicate shadow
spare dome
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are we talkin about drugs

placid fiber
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Here, let me steer us back on topic. 😉

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(On a side note: Don't do drugs >.>')

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That should go without saying... but... I wanted to make sure...

clever zealot
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Anyone else feel like the slug shotgun just doenst do much? Am I using it wrong? It takes like 3 headshot slugs to kill gunners

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and I mostly just use my primary to kill gunners as zealot

placid fiber
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Some people like it, others prefer the kantrael/lawbringer

clever zealot
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I feel like the other shotguns also dont do well for killing them, the kantrael doesnt do enough damage for how slow it fires and the fire barely does anything

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Am I just using these improperly?

placid fiber
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I will say that I am not the person to ask on how to use the shotguns, since I don't use them...

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I might be able to tell you the blessings/perks wanted, most of the time... but I don't know the go-to strat on how to use em

maiden path
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whats the best shotgun horde build again

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it was crazy

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cause it bu8ilt stacks off uhhh

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that damage blessing

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chat

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pipe up

placid fiber
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I'm not sure, tbh, since I don't use the shotguns x.x

maiden path
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sighe

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thank u anyway.....

placid fiber
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I would tell you if I did know 😦

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Despite being completely consumed by Enter the Gungeon, I am still willing to try to help :3

misty nova
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I believe it's Flechette+Scattershot

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Don't remember the rest

verbal marlin
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Question: Bromentum on Tac-axes. Yes or no?

zinc talon
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and if you think I was degenerate enough to use brunt

spare dome
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this witchcore thing hades ii has goin on is pretty dope

fleet zealot
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u wish u could be this comfy

ivory marlin
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Dinner bout to be straight bussin on god on god

misty nova
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I find it hilarious that one of the first contacts I had with Hades II is some weeb comparison lmao

fleet zealot
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i wanna order a papa johns

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but then i go to order a papajohns

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and my lack of decision making makes my brain explode

ivory marlin
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I accidentally pressed on your profile

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Whats dota 2

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Also real

misty mason
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Finally can cycle my peee 4

fleet zealot
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i don't play dota2 anymore

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i'm just playing on the arcade

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haven't played real dota 2 for years now

misty mason
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What are the best perks for psword?

fleet zealot
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i think mk6 can use cara, or maybe it just needs elites

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cause it can oneshot with special push attack crusher

sonic totem
misty mason
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Thems be blessings

sonic totem
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Oh fuk

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Blind as a bat

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Ye Carapace and weakspot I guess

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Or flak

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But defo Carapace if you got Mk6

fleet zealot
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no

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never weakspot

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weakspot perk sucks asss

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jsut take elite

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if youw ant to take weakspot perk

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like

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should i get a chicken alfredo pizza

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or a standard pepperoni pizza

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i hate how i have this type of autism where i won't eat simpyl because that would involve making a decision

nimble fiber
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chicken alfredo

fleet zealot
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also my roomates didnt' listen to me

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and served the shitty tacos again

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JUST COOK THE FUCKING TORTILLAS THEY ARE RAW

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we get the cheap raw ones so cook em first

nimble fiber
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stan moment

misty nova
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Leave a note on the fridge or whatever the equivalent there

fleet zealot
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nah i told em today

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cause most everyone caught on and complained

misty mason
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This is what ive currently got

nimble fiber
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I think imma get some crispy duck with noodles and peanut sauce after I wake up

fleet zealot
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nice

north sedge
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Yes but taxe is one of the worst weapons

misty nova
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Build dependant

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I'd say no

nimble fiber
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is rashad actually worth trying out?

misty nova
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And suggest headtaker shred

south folio
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i'd put brumo on taxes

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crit does let you reach bruiser BPs and perhaps some other stuff but i forget which other blessing i had while doing that

misty nova
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But decimator is tricky

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Iirc

verbal marlin
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Ok ty

coarse birch
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cause crit is so important on taxe

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hey you changed your name back already

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:(

south folio
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hi dough!!!

coarse birch
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hi arco

south folio
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yeah seems like crit is the way to go unless you want to dedicaate your perks to both flak and unarmoured for the bruiser oneshots w/ headtaker

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what about duellist though hmm

coarse birch
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crit also helps a bit into other ADMs

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i think i was running Shred Headtaker or something

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but that was on the 4

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cause i cant use brumo

south folio
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mk4 taxe jumpscare

north sedge
coarse birch
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its truly

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a weapon of all time

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i tried to hard to make that thing work

south folio
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oh nice duellist taxe oneshots scab gunners

coarse birch
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yeah Taxe has some nice stuff going for it

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i mean so does Caxe but

lusty turtle
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i made taxe work

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and by work i mean i survived a game with it

south folio
#

? wtf are these carapace adms on crit lights

coarse birch
#

oh i have those actually

misty nova
#

Goated duelist once again showing it's face, so you wouldn't need Brumo or would the 15% add to the 50%?

coarse birch
#

youd still want brumo

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no brumo means youd kill it but just kill the one

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brumo would let you kill another 3

coarse birch
royal vortex
#

u can make a taxe one shot scab ragers

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

i have it in at .5

maiden path
#

bro think he me

south folio
#

causal 4x more damage on crit

maiden path
#

get dat goofy ass hat off 😭

coarse birch
#

oh im dumb

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not .5

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those are the lights?

south folio
#

yeah it's the overhead light

lusty turtle
#

crits

coarse birch
#

oh your comparing it to the cara damage its self

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nvm i got scared

lusty turtle
#

i will not rant about crit rending again

south folio
#

ah i was being a bit dumb

coarse birch
#

yeah crit lights are going up to .85

south folio
#

i was seeing 560 per overhead crit light cuz of duellist

coarse birch
#

which is more than the heavies

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oddly enough

lusty turtle
#

because axes are an abomination

south folio
#

we live in a world in which taxes lightspam crushers

coarse birch
#

(you gave me a heart attack)

south folio
#

so rude

lusty turtle
#

imo they need an entire rework to recatagorise them because theres basically 9 axes if you include shovels

south folio
#

i would never behave like this to you or any other person

coarse birch
#

i forget the base damage of taxes cause i havent put them in yet

south folio
coarse birch
#

so im not sure which ends up being better

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striclty speaking for ADMs lights do a bit better

lusty turtle
maiden path
#

vet shrimpin

coarse birch
#

oh i can just check the base damage i have the ADMS

lusty turtle
#

its just a shame that uncanny

south folio
#

it really is a shame that uncanny

coarse birch
#

ok yeah you might be better off lighting

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assuming you can crit reliably

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only a damage difference of 50 from heavy to a light

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so DPS wise crit lights are prob winning

misty nova
south folio
#

we live in a society

coarse birch
#

oh actually heavies do get a decent crit boost

#

hm

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id need to just test it side by side

south folio
#

almost all flak enemies have lower base hp so why in the world does a lot of things just annihilate flak on crits

coarse birch
#

crit rending

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and pen

lusty turtle
#

it makes no sense

royal vortex
#

just played a grenade gauntlet game where i got a voidstrike decal effect whenever i shot something

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on a half second delay

south folio
#

lmao

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just better than psykers

coarse birch
#

pre patch 13 josho would have killed a man

royal vortex
#

he could not handle the speed of my projectiles

spare dome
#

are you just now discovering the hilarity that is taxes

coarse birch
#

i knew it had just been a while

royal vortex
#

i think the most i could get was like 900ish cara dps on taxe2 lights with a vet melee build

coarse birch
#

why does the 4 have the exact same damage profile on the heavies

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i need names

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and addresses

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its literally an over head and an uppercut why is it a sweep damage profile from the 2 and 7

royal vortex
#

cuz deez

coarse birch
#

this has to be the same guy that made an obscurus strikedown the same as the sweep

coarse birch
zealous basin
coarse birch
#

perish

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expire

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cease existing

zealous basin
#

moonstone axe my beloved

lusty turtle
royal vortex
#

that match also had an ogryn who was either taking a hit of something or randomly inhaling sharply during downtime

coarse birch
#

man i wonder who would do the latter

royal vortex
#

at the start of the match he was like "this dude has the fully maxed out penance gear... holy shit... i think he's at like 4000"

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he was close enough

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

for the better

lusty turtle
#

idk who thats referencing and i assume its for the better

coarse birch
#

Hes in the chat with us rn

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Ill give you a hint

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Only one who plays ogryn

lusty turtle
#

arco?

royal vortex
#

arco yeah

coarse birch
#

Congrats

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You got it

lusty turtle
#

yaaaaaaaaay

royal vortex
#

old ogryn shovel time

coarse birch
#

are you ok

south folio
#

the fuck you mean

royal vortex
#

lmfao

royal vortex
lusty turtle
#

ye old shovel works

coarse birch
#

i swear ive heard you talk about how you dont like that weapon

lusty turtle
#

its as brainless as the rest of ogryn

royal vortex
#

nay

coarse birch
#

josho you are rubbing off on me

royal vortex
#

old ogryn shovel is close to being a weapon

coarse birch
#

i thought you were dough and had been typing forever

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i just looked at your name

royal vortex
#

lmao

lusty turtle
#

you light and then you heavy and then you light and then you heavy

coarse birch
#

epic darktide gaming

lusty turtle
#

and it can get BM

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with flat horizontal swings

coarse birch
#

typical ogryn weapon

lusty turtle
#

i love regenerating 60% of my toughness per swing

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its so fair and balanced

coarse birch
#

i bet you can block cancel it for faster heavies 🙂

#

surely this is how it works

lusty turtle
#

H1 is an overhead

coarse birch
#

dude ogryn needs it

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he has no DR

lusty turtle
#

so atleast that gets fucked

coarse birch
#

how would he surivive without on demand toughness at all times except for one situation which can be fixed with one blessing

lusty turtle
#

he'd die! thats why he also has 80% dr

coarse birch
#

true

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he would explode into a million pieces

misty nova
#

I guess the dead ones in Tertium didn't have dr Sitgryn

coarse birch
#

they forgor to bring feel no pain

zealous basin
#

ogryn is bad

zealous basin
south folio
#

there's no other way to mitigate damage besides dr of course so they naturally should have all of it

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steal vet's dr talents
steal psyker's dr talents
steal zealot's dr talents

lusty turtle
#

in return we are removing all of ogryns weapons

coarse birch
#

yes

spare dome
#

ogryns lookin like invader Zim when he ate all them organs

coarse birch
#

they really did just make ogryn a big slow target in every regard and then gave him the most absurd talents and nodes to just

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make it not matter

south folio
#

irl ogryn grindset

coarse birch
#

ur an ogryn

south folio
#

their keyboards are smashed and the spacebar key is missing

#

wow

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that is deeply insulting

misty nova
lusty turtle
#

beb, i'm killing you with my mind

spare dome
#

-throws rock-

coarse birch
#

ok

south folio
#

not even a psyker main

coarse birch
#

arco

#

i am sorry

spare dome
#

see, i thought to do that

coarse birch
#

that was uncalled for

south folio
#

so true

spare dome
#

so it was with my mind

south folio
#

i'm glad that yoshi is the only person here with a sense of empathy

north sedge
coarse birch
#

i will give you 1 darcy RP as compensation

south folio
#

OwO

coarse birch
#

however i was not in here that often when she was around so all i know is like

coarse birch
#

PC5

royal vortex
#

lmao i tried to punch a burster and ran out of cleave

coarse birch
#

skele

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im sorry

#

your ogryn push ran out of cleave tf were you pushing

south folio
#

can't believe yoshi would say something so fucked up

north sedge
south folio
#

no his punch

royal vortex
#

punch

#

not push

coarse birch
#

oh

south folio
#

josho is far more stupid than you are expecting of him

coarse birch
#

my brain just assumed

lusty turtle
south folio
#

don't communicate with him

coarse birch
#

tf did dough do

north sedge
#

my life?

#

me?

#

i'm arco?

misty mason
#

Just flak nade penance left for the new class penances

lusty turtle
#

no i was wondering what the bwuh was

south folio
#

have you not seen the propaganda campaign against me that he is singlehandedly spearheading against me

south folio
north sedge
misty mason
#

Not even half way Sitgryn

lusty turtle
#

oh no

north sedge
#

singlehandedly? mittins started that goose ride

south folio
#

long before that

coarse birch
#

arco has a weird thing for darcy RP

#

i think it tells us many things about him

#

none of which i should say here

south folio
#

your distortions of my graphics

north sedge
#

tbf mankar had the idea

lusty turtle
#

if its the bleed knife plasma vet one i know its true

north sedge
#

like a good artist, i simply realized his vision

south folio
#

uh huh

vast radish
#

So what's the deal with heavy swords

south folio
#

you were just the artist and nothing else

vast radish
#

i hear so much about all the different zealot guns

south folio
#

heavy swords annihilate anything that's not carapace

vast radish
#

then there's just big sword

north sedge
#

they're heavy. and swords

#

zealot guns? who the shit is talking about zealot guns

misty mason
#

Flamer is a zealot gun

vast radish
misty mason
#

People talk about that a bit

vast radish
#

what blessings are good for a heavy sword

#

and on that note what's the better one

south folio
#

too bad josho is busy playing ogryn to post his heavy sword gameplay

#

deathblow + headtaker is p much the best pairing

coarse birch
#

heavy sword is truly the weapon of all time

#

i run the 7 to remove 1% guilt

south folio
#

because for some reason heavy sword has a better version of head taker than other weapons

lusty turtle
#

i run w/e has the scoop attack

south folio
#

and deathblow/brutal momentum is an extremely goated blessing that the heavy sword happens to have the single-target damage to be able to take advantage of

coarse birch
#

thats the 7

#

skele

south folio
#

7 8 9

#

sick bastards

ornate bone
#

i know what weapons ogryn need

lusty turtle
#

the goose drank wine

ornate bone
#

a giant fork or spoon

south folio
coarse birch
#

why 7 8 9

#

its 6 7 9

south folio
#

don't ask me

#

ask 7

coarse birch
#

wha

south folio
#

the facts are there

#

7 8 9

coarse birch
#

where are you getting 8

lusty turtle
south folio
#

it's a silly pun of seven "ate" nine

#

i can't believe you've never encountered this joke beefore

coarse birch
#

oh

#

ive heard it but my mind is not going to go to right away

#

when talking about weapon marks

#

i thought i was being gaslit

south folio
#

stupid!!!

coarse birch
#

im revoking your darcy RP

north sedge
#

my rp?

#

me?

frozen kernel
#

Bro really hit you with the 2007 “baka!!!!”

coarse birch
#

no arcos

lusty turtle
#

i'm revoking dough

coarse birch
#

tf did dough do

north sedge
#

my dough

south folio
north sedge
#

me?

lusty turtle
#

not his rp, just his person entirely

south folio
#

hi josho!!!

misty mason
coarse birch
#

dough didnt do anything 😭 ]

frozen kernel
#

Pull out your freshest emotions and change your MySpace profile song to a diss track

south folio
frozen kernel
#

I wanna see some quality beef

south folio
misty mason
coarse birch
ripe quest
coarse birch
#

youve seen me defend josho before

north sedge
coarse birch
#

so dough isnt out of the question

ivory marlin
#

I fucking love pickled onion

coarse birch
lusty turtle
#

anywa chat its 4am

#

nini

misty mason
#

night skele

south folio
#

the number of people with full capital letters in their name has grown

misty mason
#

sleep tite

ripe quest
#

goob

south folio
#

gnight

coarse birch
#

gn skele

south folio
#

make sure to ban dough before you sleep

ivory marlin
lusty turtle
ivory marlin
#

Hi skelly

lusty turtle
#

hi hair

ripe quest
#

gm skeleton bones

coarse birch
#

yeah ig its stans new thing

misty mason
#

Thats quite the ratio of onion to meat, looks good otherwise

ivory marlin
coarse birch
#

that is a lot of onion to meat

ripe quest
ivory marlin
coarse birch
#

simply not enough meat

lusty turtle
#

guess i don't get to sleep sadge

coarse birch
#

do you want to play in that case skele

ivory marlin
lusty turtle
#

but u n josho stink

ivory marlin
#

I hate watermelon

coarse birch
#

wow assuming im playing with josho

#

( i was gonna ask but he went into a rando match)

lusty turtle
#

u 2 are practically married so ofc i assumed AmeliaSMHHD

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

these dudes are just fuckin around on consignment yard end event

#

finally

#

they arrive

royal vortex
#

they went on a roundabout of getting trapped and downed

median steeple
royal vortex
#

i joined after the first area before the dropdown

#

ig someone died and ragequit

ivory marlin
#

Hi josho

royal vortex
#

the vet perpetually had no ammo

coarse birch
#

surv nerf

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

killed the game

#

yeah i figured lol

ivory marlin
#

Gn skelly

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

ogryn gaming

ivory marlin
#

Needs more pickled onion ngl

lusty turtle
#

thats the vet yoshi

coarse birch
#

oh

ivory marlin
#

Even with extra it was not enough

coarse birch
#

telling i assumed

ivory marlin
#

I crave the pickled onion

coarse birch
#

why not just pickle an onion and eat it straight

#

at that point

royal vortex
#

the ciag psyker's contribution was every now and then killing 8 unarmored elites right beside me and then going back to doing nothing

ivory marlin
#

Ok by gamers my break is done

lusty turtle
#

they were also running bleed melee

royal vortex
#

that couldve been frags

#

but idk i never watched him do anything he just didnt have ammo but had an ammo crate

lusty turtle
#

8 kills with frags?

royal vortex
#

this dude wasnt doin much

misty mason
#

This but skele

ivory marlin
#

Im back

#

Filling mop bucket is boring

#

I also accidentally scratched my wrist open tryna put a glove on

#

Damn zealot chat died

median steeple
misty nova
fleet zealot
spare dome
#

ok this battleaxe kicks ass

#

i see the arthur sword returns

vast radish
#

oh hey this dropped on my zealot

#

Think it can be salvaged?

spare dome
#

yea thats alright

#

could just swap perks

#

or cap out one of the blessings

north sedge
#

Shattering to calv

vast radish
#

no shattering? really?

spare dome
#

usually youll just use fotf

north sedge
#

Calv does way more

vast radish
#

fotf?

spare dome
#

and itll melt carapace

vast radish
#

oh faith

spare dome
#

dash ult

vast radish
#

yeah i forget that thing gives a moment of armor ignore

fleet zealot
fleet zealot
spiral anvil
#

I like shattering on my stealth zealot

#

Guess you can have multiple bolters

chilly rain
#

I require some big help in any tips or tricks, as I’m greatly struggling to get the shocking stuff penance completed. Since I feel like it’s utterly impossible to get, does anyone know the best method for unlocking it?

spiral anvil
#

Kill x enemies while stunned by grenade?

#

Flamer is probably the best

chilly rain
#

I have been using that, but I’ve only gotten to like 30 kills out of the 40 I need.

fleet zealot
#

Higher difficulty will help cause bigger hordes

#

Flamer is best yea but crowd munchers like heavy sword or chainsword will do work as well

spiral anvil
#

I did similar thing for ogryn

#

You need to be far far away from your team so they don't steal kills

#

Find a hallway, spam push

#

Then do your business after gathering enough

#

It'll be alot easier on normal damnations, auric has too many specials and elites

#

You want one of those leaky poxwalker hordes

fleet zealot
#

Also should be a bit better cause stunstorm nades are just better

spiral anvil
#

I went backwards 2 rooms for my ogryn attempt

fleet zealot
#

I did that penance on accident just playing

spiral anvil
#

Yea or you can just play normally

fleet zealot
#

Yee

#

I got it before talent updaye

#

Communication will help a ton

#

Usually most people will understand if you do one in voice and one in chatbox

chilly rain
#

Alrighty I’ll try what I can with all of this info, thank you.

vast radish
#

eugh yeah i really wanna love the bolter but i swera there's some fuckiness going on with the scoping down

#

soemtiems the sight just is just off

south folio
#

yeah the bolters sights completely mismatch from where the shots will go at times

#

at least with the other guns it seems to be an offset issue but the bolter is just fucked

hushed agate
#

I was thinking about a way to add more to the skill trees without creating bloat recently and i think i have a pretty good idea. What if the skill tree perks, abilities, etc, all had some sort of "flipside"? You could toggle on or off certain perks in the skill tree turning them into something else. This would effectively layer another tree onto the current tree without creating bloat and allowing for more stuff to be added. I dont really have a super good way of describing how itd work so i hope that made sense.

zinc talon
#

if it were my bolter I'd change stamina to reload speed flak to maniac or unyielding

#

you're only losing, like, 1% power increase per stack, for less than I think 5% total at max