#zealot-class
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Hows Slovenia Stan?
my work can be do remotely as well but hmm my client is kinda old school
when i'll be moving to Italy i wish i can still work for them a bit
Offer them some ham or something
Is it gonna feel weird to be back in Europe?
I haven’t gone to Europe in FOREVER
Almost forgot what it’s like to not have free refills
What
Italy has good ham
We have ham
How can I improve this? replace Quickflame with something like Blaze Away or maybe Showstopper?
bless u stan
Win a bertocchi jam from triple j
Does New Zealand offer free refills
I didn’t sneeze but thank you owo
think ppl say overpressure is shiet so blaze away instead overpressure i guess
Btw once I was in a restaurant in Berlin and a huge party of American tourists racked up a $200 mineral water bill lmao
Thorough Tertium and Atoma, I alone am the Backstabbing One
Only the big chains would, like McDonalds or BK. I kind of expect that they dont anymore tho
Don't replace overpressure
lmao w
stay hydrated
Overpressure is bugged and does nothing, blaze away + whatever blessing

Imagine charging for water, big L europe
HI DOUGH
Oh is it?
totally, my wife just land in rome an hour ago and well she went from small island village to capital city in 30h
fr tho, I mean there is tab water but like
Also sparkling water is for people drink from the spout while they shower
Yes
How long has op been bugged
Forever
This is so sad
it's bugged
Could swap Overpressure to BA and you have a very nice Flamer.
just did that. should I leave the perk as is?
what is this gif from and why does he look so chill?
you get that in France
they seem good enough
You can if you want, gives you a future proofing slot in case you need it. I generally like having Cara just to guarantee Crusher kills w/ an ult but it's not needed.
I hate that NZ produces so many good basic ingredients but doesn't do fuck all with it
We just export it lmao
yeah I was also thinking is swapping Maniac for Carapice
vintage smelly cheddar om nom nom
I dislike that I both enjoy sparkling water and drink from the shower water so I can't argue against the statement.
Wet Hot American Summer, according to the link
Wet hot american summer
Keep or trash?
thx 
Get a load of this degen
SAP is malnourished in general but generally with cases like these just keep it until you get a better SAP, then steal PF off of that one and put it on the new one.
What other blessing should I shoot for then?
being able to drink from the shower water and not immediately get diarrhea is underrated tho
Powderburn is pretty bad, would go blaze away instead if you had to use that gun
I live on well water, so my shower water just taste really mineral-y
You mfs drinking hot water should be in jail
who drinks hot water
Pinning Fire + Blaze Away is the most passive you can get it. Powderburn has some fun moments but the SAP already suppresses enemies and the other benefits are outdone.
People who drink from the spout while showering
and don't say tea now
give us ap back 😦
true, I live in a wonderous place that doesn't have 1:1 lead to water.
ciag is just a degenerate weapon
also I don't shower hot really
Oh, you're not American?
ey, I get thirsty man
the way is hot and then cold
Exhil is from the british isles
Dont talk shit about my boy Flint, MI like that. Its the rivers fault, not the government!
Ah sorry to hear it
Keep a stiff upper lip and all that
If you want a direct SAP upgrade the Graia Brauto is perfect for it. Columnus IAG at the very least rewards finesse far more.
^both valid
I am, I just live in a pretty high quality area in terms of water.
Canada?
Add in the tony hawk stunt sounds
HA
no I'm west coast USA lol
wait you lied to me then
or maybe you an crab are just one entity for me now
cuz in another life, I played the cello for several years so I love that piece
You'd be surprised at what I've lied to you about.
Stan thinks I'm 10 years old
bit of a pickle, OP is bugged rn and doesn't work for the DoT damage like it should, you do want blaze away on it, and quickflame isn't taht important so i'd just go blaze away OP and cope fatshark fixes it finally
Im pretty sure stan is 14
He got way too cagey when I told him he was up past his bedtime
is stan was 14 he wouldn't be in the server
in a just universe, anyway
show stopper is an amusing chuckle, but less effective than you'd hope it would be
you'll enjoy it if you play to have fun but it's hit or miss elsewhere
I'll give it a test
well well well
Because only applying to ranged Dmg, not DOT is exactly what +ranged power does
it worked differently before
I'm not sure myself tbh
it was power and not ranged power
I ran overpressure a ton back in the day
Oh then maybe they intentionally changed / bugged it
it was maybe bugged at first and never acknowledged then fixed
at one point OP did work just like how blaze away does
Cuz I checked a bunch of blessings last night
Trickshooter (revolver) is also +ranged power
Not +power
_<
it is certainly not confirmed to be intended, nor would it make much sense considering there is no way flamer can be used to pump impact damage
maybe if there were 2 other flamer variants and one of them was more impact damage focused I could understand
Should write bug report in FS forums then
i think it has already been done
Not disagreeing an maybe I misunderstand here
But the left click puff on flamer has a feisty amount of stagger and knockback
Is it not impact doing that?
imagine if purgatus had blaze away hmmm
Imagine if knife had all or nothing
oh god
it is impact, not damage
low damage, high stagger
having more ranged power won't really change it
someone else already did the testing but fan the flames doesn't help with any meaningful puff breakpoints
i doubt overpressure would either
as a zealot you can use desperation tho
Why not both
Yea but tac axe has way less Dmg unfortunately
And tac axe can’t spam chain PA like knife
i have seen telopots do that once in a mael
a dt youtuber
hosting crab quite frequently to talk about dt
and a very good player tbh
He’s good
also, he's not cock sucking
He’s not tanner so that’s already good
hey guys! i just started recently, have about 30-ish hrs and 15 lvls under my belt. i'm a zealot main, by far my fav class alongside psyker and was wondering if anybody had some words of advice, what weapons to avoid, that kinda thing
plasma does not count
avoid taxe
that's it
go ham
it's true but plasma
Okay, I misunderstood
yea, that isn't a disparge tho
So im gonna go think long and hard about this
the way i literally crafted a taxe to try it and then we wiped bc i couldn't horde clear lol, i'll def keep that in mind
And figure out how this isn't my fault
at least telopots is testing / using whacky shit for the fun of it just to avoid meta slaving
and tbh, i started trying new stuff
Just pick up something you used to use and bring it out again
He has some really questionable stuff that’s all
The deadliest weapon you can bring to a mission, is yourself
You're better than you think you are
yeah it's true actually
is thammer good for anything but stunlock? i can't get into its rhythm for the life of me
I try to make my guide as accurate as possible so it takes some time to get everything right
Have you tried both? Which have you been using
you need to know to moveset :/ (spam heavies and pa + heavies)
I wouldn’t suggest playing thunder hammer as beginner, it has a bunch of quirks that make it feel weird
thammer is for big damage but you need thrust blessing
which is hard to get as a beginner
The iron helm is unique in the sense it remembers which swing comes next in your attack chain when you activate
unyielding damage
exhilous is a good source and i am sure he would be keen to review your doc
And doesn't reset to l1h1 on activation
@ripe quest
gotchaaa, i thought it was gonna be a lot like crusher (which i LOVE using) but it felt so unwieldy and strange
thammers are a boss deletion weapon
Yis
Yea he’s helped with some stuff
The best hammer out of the 2 is the crusher
Actually u just reminded me, I should put his name in as a contributor
yeah crusher is p unique for now
do you accept donations?
crusher, chainsword, and evis have been my faves on zealot so far ! firearm wise i love the revolver the most
I mean contributor as in someone who’s helped in making the document better lol
i mean, do you accept tips for coffee / tea / beer
I honestly don’t think I deserve those lol
for the time spent / the resources invested, hu yeah i think so
I will be the middleman to hold his donation funds
I will pay you $100 to put me in credits as professional hadron foot sniffer
pay me 50$ and i still won't make a chaxe guide
I honestly started because a friend wanted to learn the game more starting from intermediate lvl
Give me shadow of the erdtree and i will make an indepth guide on ironhelm
that's a valid reason but you made a guide that will help every player
I don’t think many even use it lol
Also the current pinned version is quite out of date
i started sharing it to people playing and not on discord lol 😄
guide making takes time
and arguably
zealot has the widest stuff to go over
most all class items and most likely to use them
The next release primarily aims to improve in these areas:
Better color scheme (dark mode)
Better visual presentation
Retiring the rating system for weapons and talents
Reduced page count
Hyperlink within document for easier navigation (available in pdf version too)
Greater accuracy with talent & blessing descriptions
I cut a lot of the paragraph stuff in favour of fewer words
Here’s an example (not final)
Yea I’m not doing a zealot guide lol
The most I’d consider is like
Maybe a weapon section
On what combos and builds
That’s a huge “maybe” after veteran guide
Or needs to be overhauled in sections
or after a hotfix
Yea I made it with the intention of having fixes & overhauls be simple to do
man
grinding just a little bit again in destiny after such a long time has either made me realize just how fucking toxic endgame pve is
or i really have just gotten that bad after not playing for a while lmao
paying doesn't help with time or motivation
90% of what you put in the vet guide is useful for a zealot too
you can pay me, I have no such qualms
zealot has more melee bonuses and conditional range benefits
that actually change a lot
i know but that's kinda easier to factor in
Ur unique
maybe because i main zealot
I think the blessing page & melee weapon movesets share and that’s about it
i was refering to that yeah
Violent
Isn't it like 10pm where you are 
The only reason it’s taken more time than normal to do is because I’m grinding penances 
Unironically
you make it look complex, but zealot tree is kinda stupid
I saw a theory that the lion dancer is the storm king
more crits / more tdr dmg / more speed dmg
I do not remember either of those names
and wait, more close range dmg under 20m
it's not complexity
it's volume
well keet, for some ogri weapons
close range is 8 meters
far extending out to 30
so you might want to test that particular thing in the grinder just to enssure
well, and a lot of crafts are split between the crit option and the standard option
me with a 30 range crit achlys
Close DMG is universal now
i was talking about anoint
cool, so we just got an early introduction cuz our ranged blessing tooltips
the most i'll do is the chaxe stuff cause i'm chaxe obsessed
I added in the “only active with ranged weapon in-hand” part after u told me last night
i know, i have one specific os bp on kickback against a mutie that requires some veryyyy specific setup
lmao, now i'm wondering if we can do the counterstrike style recoil pictures
10.30 am

Most automatics are non-predictive in this game
and that's my tip top max reach by myself, I am 4 damage away from 1 shotting everything the game throws at me
Also I remade veteran’ talent tree in interactive form with hyperlinks for the next version of my guide

Wtf how could you

if you're gonna do all 4 classes, maybe consider doing the ogryn last
people are serious about their allegiance to the ogrynomicon
JUST GIVE ME A WAY TO BUY YOU A COFFEE OR A BEER GODAMMIT
and if you did that early it might raise a fuss
Not doing all 4 classes
ah rgr
I’ll consider it maybe
HES COOKING!!!
we don't want racists ogryns again
...again?

It’s mainly because
I played veteran the most
I play zealot 2nd most (but nowhere same as veteran)
Psyker I only play like 3 builds
Ogryn I only ever play shield
I don’t think I’m good enough at any of the other classes to be doing guides for them
Is the guide open source or trusted zealot goons?
Plus ogrynomicon is amazing so
My veteran guide?
Last released version is pinned in veteran chat
Zealot guide thingy
Oh I’m not doing zealot guide
I have a lot of hot takes that I’m not including in my guide lol
the zealot guide is you go play vermintide
after complaining about HD2
he's cooking pickle meat
what are your hot takes?
Suppression immunity should be veteran baseline trait
Survivalist should be changed to only benefit veteran and made baseline trait, and the aura slot be replaced by either +reload speed or +stamina regen rate
Reciprocity is very niche and worse than CQKZ for 90%+ situations
Mk6 knife is entirely superior to mk3 knife at least on veteran
MG12 needs somewhere like +25~30% DMG buff
Zarona revolver is easier to play than plasma but harder to roll
I can write more 
is weak spt dmg, crit dmg, and bloodletter a good roll for chainaxe
deviljho does not eat his tail
Fact checked by the autism of the mh community
no
i think i use reciprocity only on some weapons, like claw, taxe or maybe the occasional rashad
Why am I watching home videos of people grocery shopping in 1992
I think reciprocity is only ever good for like 3 weapon types
It’s not consistent enough on anything else to warrant taking it over pure +Dmg talents that are more reliable for breakpoints
just depends on the weapon
vet doesnt have a tonne of melee-focused on-crit effects
but it still applies for ranged so
Very inconsistently for ranged weapons
thats the 'catch' with dodge triggers, the enemy's whole attack has to actually swing out
I’d only ever take it for tac axe, knife and infantry autoguns
if you are killing too quickly or crowd controlling too effectively, it doesnt matter
Yea that’s mainly my reasoning
but i'd still say its a very good talent with any crit-heavy ranged
and shred claw
just a couple stacks goes far
and idk in my experience i either seem to have 0 a whole lot or im just capped at 5 forever
Shred DC is ok but I didn’t enjoy it as much as savage sweep
This is also true
on vet my favori claw is skullcrusher rampage
For sure
i will say that i agree CQKZ is better
... but only because it leads to the stam regen node
There’s a stam regen node on bottom left tree and bottom left is just really strong especially since survivalist nerf
yea you take both of em
i usually take one but i have a +3 stam and 36 stam regen
Too point heavy
a vet with psyker stam regen delay is almost unstoppable
maybe... i should
if you have any idea how to block
For really melee heavy builds tho I’d consider getting both
For sharpshooter/hybrid builds (what I mainly play) I take only one
hmmm
yo
i wanna try that
thanks for contributing
Mercy knife?
o7
sorry no, i use agile engagement
with my revolver ws / melee
i should maybe try the mercy uncanny
Mercy uncanny is very good for vet
damn near all my builds look like this to some degree tbh
but this is how ive been bayonetting
also kraks cause penance
what
Mercy basically gets all the breakpoints u want without ever interacting with crits
U don’t need suppression immunity with Helbore
Helbore has built-in suppression immunity
Take precision strikes instead
or deadshot?
wait what
yes
oh yeah i fukken forgot about that
like laspistol, shotguns
good call
Yes there’re 4 gun types that have built-in suppression immunity
plasma
I get plasma but the rest I really dont
i think ogryn's weapon have some form of suppression immunity, right?
because i don't remember being suppressed with my ogryn
I don’t think ogryn can be suppressed lol
Too dumb to be suppressed
@zinc talon
Anyone played the new total war dlc?
Ogryn want only one thing and it's disgusting 😒
Gunpowder fest over there
Rashuns
I trained legs today and my calves and ass hurt so much
Stan only wants one thing, and it's bedge
me after the poxwalker body blocks me while a crusher is doing his overhead
Me with my fucking teammates dodging into me
Reciprocity has similarly high uptime and gets boosted utility due to Desperado and Exploit Weakness being immediately in front of it. Fair number of weapons + Desperado hit high enough numbers to consider it since it can equate to tangible damage, esp when comparing it to 15% scaling down past 8m. That's just in terms of damage, smth like Plasma Gun hits big value in the up to 100+% crit chance w/ Gets Hot giving +crit damage. Stacks w/ CQK too, not exclusive.
Hello Exhillious 
Hello stan
How are you today
i did that yesterday and today is bike
T_t
I'm met with having to make a Helldivers 2 guide and also making cool discoveries in datamining. Fun all around and I have myself some tea.
i get the same results from eating twenty tacos
You were on the sus machine 100%
How do you take your tea
orally, on a good day at least.
worth keeping? 
nah circuit training
yes
What do you put in your tea
hell yeah
semen
The tea and hot water

damage is useless on flamer/purge staff
Oh my God
You know you can just go to the store and buy milk or creamer
stan you're not asking specific questions, what else would I put in my tea
Please Keet
wait what???
Milk? Sugar?
it's true??
Reciprocity uptime is really inconsistent in my experience depending on weapons used that I consider CQKZ even though conditional is still a little better since it’s more in the player’s control
Desperado is a good pairing for it and it’s more often the combination of +melee DMG & desperado for breakpoints rather than reciprocity’s crit chance buff
Plasma gun crit value primarily manifests in 1 tap bodyshot breakpoints. It doesn’t have many crit-related breakpoints outside of that
Sorry I buy actually good tea so I don't need either of them.
What good tea
i was burning my schlong so hard to stir the tea
nice. I just got it as a mission reward
KEET WTF
idk I like the tea so it's good tea
This whole time you have activated my trap card
You said I could only ask helldivers questions
And now we had a conversation about tea
I’ll also add that I’m generally more leaning towards non-crit breakpoints over crit breakpoints
And veteran can be very consistent with non-crit breakpoints
(Also reciprocity is much better with weapon specialist’s dodge distance buff)
there's a nice two-shot on crushers if you roll a crit on one of the mk6 PA-L4 combo, though you get that consistent non-crit two-shot anyways if you reach into desperado and something else
totally sane
plus desperado sounds vaguely cowboy-y and that gives it a lot of flex
Are u talking abt mk6 power sword or mk6 knife
mk6 psword
arco says be quiet dough as if he wouldnt kneecap mk6 psword
Power sword 2 tap crusher is a pretty generous breakpoint actually
yeah it's generous
Doesn’t have to go desperado for it
Holy shit I love Bavarian cream
yeah i was unclear i just meant sufficient melee buffs that don't necessarily involve desperado
and that it's for an overly specific crit bp against crushers in particular
good
hm, I wonder if it's just a Zealot habit thing but farming dodges is automatic for me. When playing Vet it's up whenever enemies are available. As for BPs it's a topic that I'm not prepped for on Vet, but as for Zealot I'd imagine it'd be most prevalent in weapons that already hit max crit (HH, Surgical, reducing time/procs needed for crit) and cleave profiles/crit mods. Having the typical ~10% damage buff + a .3 crit mod on various ADMs on a 50% crit chance would be more valuable to me than a 15% close damage buff for example, unless the 15% hits BPs already.
Also the Plasma Gun comment was to point out that having the guaranteed crit is valuable, esp since building to that nets you 50% bonus crit damage and whatever other finesse related buffs are up. Maximizing cleave value reduces weakspot % so having bodyshot 1 shots is nice there.
are you ok
i need to redo some testing with a carapace psword since i've been running a +elites one for the longest time
that's perfectly in-character for me
arco is either violently hating or saying things like UwU and stanny wanny
god I'm still so fucking sad about my near perfect god roll Mk 1 clobber on Ogryn and it misses the Crusher 1 shot by 14!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
is that just with the weapon or does it hit it with any talent help
That was with a full build, but was a good while ago.
I imagine the BP has shifted since, haven't touched Ogryn in a very long time.
i like disdain to help vanguard strikes hit harder when spamed 
For zealot I think dodge related stuff is a lot better (especially with momentum giving dodge buffs)
Zealot also has baseline 1.5/s stam regen (vet with triple +12% stam regen is 1.36/s) so that’s also a big difference. I find myself not needing stam regen on curios on zealot whatsoever most of the time
And yea veteran is very breakpoint min-max, part of why my guide is taking all this time is because I’m checking what I can hit and what I can’t. Veteran has a lot of permanent or near-permanent +Dmg talents that stack up to make breakpoints very different from baseline
stan you cant do most things without moaning
Like, for zealot, precog + duellist is hilarious for knife, but on veteran I really did not find precog worthwhile
Mercy killer even though very point heavy (because having to go serrated blade) ended up being the significantly more consistent option
Don't lay a finger on my butterfinger wtf
That sounds off just out of principle of Mercy Killer requiring 2 hits to proc
Mercy killer for vet is permanent crusher 3 non-crit weakspot hit at max uncanny stacks and is pretty lenient with perks
Dammit IG otg pastry crumbs on my blanekt
i don't mind creating a psn account, i mind not having the possibility to do so based on japanes company inability to read a fucking map
Was your region not covered?
With crit (both crit) it’s 2 weakspot hit kill
What
hades twoooo
Without mercy it’s a little bit below the 3 hit kill breakpoint
Requires some extra juice
not sure how i feel about linkin psn n steam tho since playstation get hacked every 2 days or so

stam wouldn't apply as much unless you're relying on PA spam. Zealot hits the sweet spot for that which is fair, Vet would need a stat node to hit it. Dodges pausing stam gen is rarely ever an issue.
Zealot’s dodge recovery just feels a lot safer than vet so I get where ur coming from
yep, it's the same for Martinique, a french department in the Antilles
If I play weapon specialist on vet I’d take reciprocity over CQKZ
But if I’m going hybrid and only dip into right side for desperado then I’d only consider reciprocity for maybe 3 weapon types
Ok on a completely related note why is the Frech word "donc" a thing
hmm yeah i forgot about that but what kind of access does that psn account gives to your steam?
🧱 ?
savage sweep to shred or rampage
Mk13g wants wrath + shred/rampage
Can prob swap unarmored for flak
or keep unarmored and change crit
Still waiting for them to change mk13g to have a coherent moveset
It’s just so cursed

Btw I can send u the link to my guide if u want
No
bc of first target and penetration?
gotcha, was gonna try ironhelm but don't feel like rolling for one
Fair, hammers suck balls to roll
Worst weapon to roll bar none
indeed they do. took me like a week to get an incredible crucius
I hope they give us an indication of what they're planning to do with the crafting rework before they launch it, so I can gauge whether I want to throw my resources into a hole chasing Pcycler 4, or save them for the update
Spent most of my resources trying to get my "just right" hammer and still haven't
brutal
It's okay enough to get a deeeecent hammer, but yeah tough to get a 4/4 with good stats
ye red items from auric maelstrom would be cool
Or even 3/4 if unlucky
having to deal with the 700 useless blessings is the worst part
If they at least make red ironhelm able to one shot maulers with only thrust and make red crucis able to one shot crushers without chastise in some way, I'll be happy
Dunno how that math'd math out though
Def not the second part
ez penance
Sure, if I had someone to do it with :v
Yeah I'll have to
Do oubliette assassination, try and find a low int
i just joined an lfg group for an onslaught activity in destiny
this is the first thing i read
lol
should of typed ok bye
mf wants to set the ground rules for a destiny activity
oh hes basically just saying the general strat he wants to run
what a weird fucking way to say that
"Everyone in the fire team must call me Mr Daddy, if you don't like it, leave."
It's thankfully more interesting than just H1 L2, L1 H2 combos.
Still not sure if I wanna spend dollah on that new vet chest
I feel like it'll come back with a recolour eventually anyway tho so...
Yeah if you don't acknowledge me as the better person, I will literally ugly cry
Loudly and obnoxiously
Over the mic
You are good at game, but not literally the best in the world
Literally the exact gif I was gonna post
this is why i have played darktide for so long 
Brains aligned
Its ok Cole, you'll always be trash to me ❤️
Cole going from meta slave to "hehe Devil's Claw parry go shing" is still my favorite character arc
Finally carved out a path for himself
i dont even remember what i was meta slaving with
Anything you could get your grubby hands on
Getting Abhor the Mutant was so satisfying
i started out as a vet with the mk12 lasgun and pre nerf psword vet
then moved to deimos purgatus psyker
both ofc when old feats were what we had
so yeah very meta back then honestly

i miss the old smite glitch lol that could smite forever
Which lasgun is the best Lasgun right now?
give em the tang, rickie
I still like current smite
Lets you carry your team through basically anything
Provided your team aren't absolute shitters
Combine it with bubble and its ez mode
I haven't tried it with purg staff, but I imagine they'd pair quite well together
Burn them then stun lock them
XII
The word triggers me 
Me reading some guy’s actual meltdown in game chat as a dedicated lurker
It’s like, secondhand embarrassment
Is that the one to kill a mutie during your charge?
It was satisfying when the game finally realized I’d done it 
To long of a name, Mr is better
If its french, shouldn't be donq
melk trying to act like hes not selling a fat brick, its not even cocaine..
oh that would be interesting. psyker has become boring so i might try that
holy shit
Melkman, pushing fucken garbage since release
Shame its an ironhelm, but breddy gud
Ayeee, pretty good
i already have a crucis fully maxxed out. wanted to test out the ironhelm
Ironhelm based
Basic*
More like Sleepy Toe Stan
the crucis is my beloved
Bugged thrust, my beloved
Problem was you'd get shitloads of phantom hits back then too

ironhelm good, crucis meme
What's for lunch?
broccoli, cauliflower, chicken curry (home made)
That's not for you to decide
You will never get to sleep
I once ate off a stranger's plate after they left at 3am at Denny's cuz I was drunk

Did the plate taste good
New Stan lore just dropped

Drake the type mf to be the antagonist in a Yakuza side quest
The bar had $3 pitchers of Long Island Iced Tea, what was I supposed to do?
Drake and Kendrick should just smooch already

Not behave like a feral racoon??
Is smooching good for the environment
Yes
Yeah, lots of sexual tension in the "I hope that you die"
Unlike taking notes 😠

They sound nice. Great even
with some chili pickles from fidji island
I love pickles 
what is the drama between drake and kendrick?
All I know is that I saw a Drake eggplant video
when i was young rappers were shooting each other, not dissing like little bitches
Beats me, Kendrick getting deep about it though
They've always been dissing each other
Are you nostalgic for rivalry murders? 
maybe?
Who is your biggest rival Keet
hmm i wonder, probably myself

Enemies to lovers trope
yes
So there is an arc where he breaks up with himself in order to create tention and angst in the story?
In the month of November, yeah
Why November
what?
Google no fight november
my god
maybe spelled a word wrong
Must have gone to the Russian politician school of not killing onesself
I saw this headline the other day and it doesn't even surprise me anymore xd

BEDCEMBER
Google "Nearest cozy stranger bed I can sleep in, because I got drunk at a Dennys"
Oh yes thank you
Wtf
I didn't get drunk at denny's
that's like, iffy
fishy
I went to Denny's to eat after getting drunk
Fuck Boeing honestly
everyone hates boeing
that and blowing up boats owned by green peace
they've been openly offing people and like nothing happens cause america is a shithole disguised as a normal country
Classic French spies - commiting acts of terrorism and murder in New Zealand
And then having the French government lie in order to extradite them back to France and promptly release them
What does this mean
Astucieux
I was just about to say its how you sneeze in french lmao
😏
it's atchoum
yeah
communism in what used to be called Françafrique
basically the French Colonial Empire
Why black africa tho
oh dear haha
No way in hell whoever did this didn’t for a second look at it
Algeria was a french department for like 100 years
UP ⬇️ 
Nonono
what does dn stand for
It's dN
so there is quite the distinction between what was considered France and just countries to plunder
deez
So non former-French colonies just get called black africa?
Non former-French African colonies
ARCOOOO OMG HIIIII heavy breathing
I wouldnt have thought Quebec was called black africa
Françafrique was more like countries under the dominion of France

What about Haiti?
Can you understand Quebecois
Can you understand Belgian?
I heard belgian and swiss french were pretty much the same as France french
Oh
Dutch has similar word order and some similar words so some things yes but mostly no
I guess Quebecois is closer to a dialect
Napoleon's forces were defeated by Louverture's successor, Jean-Jacques Dessalines (later Emperor Jacques I), who declared Haiti's sovereignty on 1 January 1804, leading to a massacre of the French. The country became the first independent nation of the Caribbean, the second republic in the Americas, the first country in the Americas to officially abolish slavery, and only country established by a slave revolt.
so former french colony
i think hes just happy to see you
I just mean are they considered francafrique
Just like American English is actually closer to 17th/18th century English than current British English
yeah it is
i can understand Quebecois of course
the accent is not the problem
Probably similar to someone speaking Romanish vs the venetian dialect
the slang is
Ah
Or maybe not
I've heard from French speakers that the accent is weird
it is, for me
somehow i think it goes beyond that
and the accent disappears completely when they sing
it's crazy
Swiss German is actually a completely unintelligible language compared to standard German
It's mainly Bavarian dialect
Can be hard to understand
Some subtitles required
Dan ''In international relations, Françafrique (French pronunciation: [fʁɑ̃safʁik]) is France's sphere of influence (or pré carré in French, meaning 'backyard') over former French and (also French-speaking) Belgian colonies in sub-Saharan Africa.[9] The term was derived from the expression France-Afrique, which was used by the first president of Ivory Coast, Félix Houphouët-Boigny, in 1955 to describe his country's close ties with France.''
Bavaria / Austria form a dialect continuum of "Austo-Bavarian" which is basically also another "language" per se
I understand all this, but like I'm just trying to work out the phrase black africa
You have a diglossia where people speak dialect and official writing and communication is in standard German
I have a relatively good understanding of the colonial period
Switzerland is also a more extreme version of that
that must be good for the brain
should i congratulate you
Standard German and Swiss German are like two separate languages
oO
Whereas Austro-Bavarian/Standard German are closer
probably like the german spoken in Alsace or Lorraine
Luxembourg too?
Aka "swiss German"
Nah
Most people are trilingual there
Luxembourgish is the language most people speak at home which is also in the German dialect continuum
Then there's standard German as an "Amtsprache"
How do I translate that
:ike
Like
"official language"
And also french
Swiss German is Swiss German, German and Austrian German is High German yeah?
Oh man, when I heard Luxembourgish I 100% thought it sounded more French based than German
The High German languages (German: hochdeutsche Mundarten, i.e. High German dialects), or simply High German (Hochdeutsch) – not to be confused with Standard High German which is commonly also called "High German" – comprise the varieties of German spoken south of the Benrath and Uerdingen isoglosses in central and southern Germany, Austria, Lie...
It sounds German to me
I mean I only speak English
I know someone from Lux that can speak to one shopkeeper in German than another in French and then speak Luxembourgish to another
But it sounded like a French derivative just by the sounds they make
Like the sounds that english doesn't make, the throaty noises you Europeans do
😂
High german is a weird saying btw
Cuz it can either mean that group I posted
But also "standard german"
Usually when someone says standard german they say "Hochdeutsch"
And what is the best eviscirator?
But you can also say Standarddeutsch
Dammit german
Just put a space between some of your words
tbf tho, if you guys used more spaces we wouldnt get absolute bangers like antibabipillen
Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Some kind of meat?
GUYS GUYS GUYS I just entrated hadron and got this, it looks good is it good?!?!?!
Basically a law about beef labeling lol
What??
Like in French, the ending quoix or however its spelt
Quoi
The throaty noise that english speakers dont have
Nope but rip bloodthirsty
Do you have an example?
/ʁ/or [x]
Like the R sound if fromage
Americans like, you mean a BAADDL a WAAADEe?
My accent is so americanized now
So is mine lol
My flap T are D
Fucking american Tv shows
east coasters and their damage on the American dialect
Gooten taaag
Ohhhhhhhh I hear
Yeah French and German both do it, but in different ways
French has that I'm pretty sure
It's a harder sound in German to my ear, and Luxembourgish sounds more like the French version
So I thought it was a French derivative
Why is French so hard
Because it has a fucked history
Cause its a germanic language wearing a latin language's skin
imagine trying to learn english
Old french looks like latin and Middle french sound like Spanish
Did you practice that in the mirror
I couldnt imagine
English is a German language except with both our arms and legs replaced with French
Also Greek is there
Its all natural stand
English changed so quickly because of two things:
- The Norse invasion of 865 which caused a lot of our inflection (like what German has) to be dropped for easier communiction
- Norman invasion of 1066
It's really insance how fast it changed
My favourite German to English word is Sword
Schwert sounds cooler
Svard in German?
Schwert
Or old german or something
Oh idk about old German
I'm sorry but ambulance in German is hilarious

Ah maybe I'm thinking Anglic
Aka old english
Nah man, abortion pill is the best German word

I feel like english isn't that special though, lots of pidgin languges are formed from the contact between several languges and cultures no?
Look at Old English vs. Middle English and it's like a completely new language within 250-300 years
oh yeah thats cool i get that
So imo it's significant
It's got German and Latin roots, with a bunch of Greek origin vocab so thats basically all of central and western europe covered, as well as South America
So it kind of made sense it'd be a decent inbetween language
If you go down the rabbit hole of how Indo-European languages decended from a single language it's mind blowing
Lmao
Stupid Uralic languages, having to be special snowflakes
literally just lost a legend onslaught run literally right near the end in destiny cuz the two people i were with just got mad at each other for no reason and the guy with the healing support left the group so we just flat out died
Imagine playing Destiny
thats 55 minutes down the drain cuz people dont know how to not be toxic, we were literally doing just fine
(I can and I wish I couldn't)
I refuse to touch legend onslaught after getting the emblem
Have they added a matchmaking system that is actually functional yet?
There are some SERIOUS shitters in that mode
Dammit I should bedge
go2bedge
Fucking people wanting to spend 10k on trip mines
I blame Doris
Yeah the french language is hard. And then as a French you realize those fuckers in the upper half of the country cannot pronounce some sounds
its 3pm here

Like brun and brin is pronounced the same for them
just having 2 orpheus tethers and a phoenix well makes it a snooze
unless yknow
they fucking leave
Jam Apple stan. Jay voodray un baguette por favor
Do people still speak dialects in France? Like not just it sounds different, like, Romanish vs Venetian
Imagine being in the wrong time zone
Imagine having to wait an extra day for it to be Saturday
Yeah
I once went to Montreal and I drove around the city yelling "BONjer!!!"
Like an idiot
Gooten Tahg - Eyen Beer

Britanny, Corsica, Basque country, Occitanie
beeten einer beeren
My grandmother wasn't speaking french at home
Keet can you please write the French government and have them change the word for water
Only at school
What what
Eau
So triggering
L'eau
youll love the word for bird
l'eau is the water I think
Yeah
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