#zealot-class

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coarse birch
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Thats a new one from arco

red mesa
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was a while ago for sure

south folio
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bad opinions are stored in the balls

coarse birch
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Do you want to eat the bad opinions

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Also your spending too much time with josho

south folio
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so true

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why would josho do this to me?

coarse birch
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Dont worry ill do it next

red mesa
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im also still unsure what the best loadout on knife is since bleeds been changed. I still kind of like my Uncanny + precog. But uncanny + bleed talent is good too and is noticeably helpful on mixed hordes

nimble fiber
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arco wants to eat balls with bad opinions in themHes_Note2

south folio
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stacking crit also lets you take alternative sets of blessings on knife

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e.g, it means you can abandon uncanny for riposte + fleshtearer

south folio
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flak gets bumped from 90% adm to 115% adm on crit

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maniac from somethjng to 150%

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unyielding from 100% to 175%

red mesa
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these are my 3 knives, have some room to swap out blessings too

south folio
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carapace from something to 80%

spare talon
red mesa
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def my most used

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i love unyielding on it even if its not ideal

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big boss dmg

spare talon
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It's in the same position as my dclaw
Amazing perks so you can just change to whatever blessing combo whenever and not have to worry

red mesa
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fun on monstrous maelstrom + spec waves

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ya ive just gone back and forth on bleed blessing vs no bleed blessing

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hard to say which i like

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insertjoshotheshiningbleedgif.gif

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someone quick

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post it

south folio
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I like fleshtearer on knife with a crit build

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cuz it makes it much more usable as a main weapon

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if you opt for riposte + fleshtearer instead of uncanny + whatevs on crit builds, you trade in performance against carapace for performance against everything else

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and it becomes non-depressing to use against hordes

red mesa
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found it

red mesa
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never tried riposte on knife actually

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always went precog instead for dmg

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you dont think that would be overkill crit at that point? lmao

south folio
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not at all

spare talon
south folio
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crank that fucking crit chance up

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you can't exceed 100% crit chance no matter anyways even when stacking everything

spare talon
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My personal knife is uncanny and riposte cuz I just am not a fan of precog, but that's just me

south folio
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if you stack everything including a +5% crit chance perk, that gets you exactly up to 100% crit chance
(well, you could take smackdown + riposte for 120% but you're a psychopath if you do)

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precog also has relatively less benefit if you're running duellidt

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since the finesse bonus is additively stacking with the +crit/weakspot dmg

red mesa
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due to precog + a strength stim

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  • chastise
verbal marlin
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Question: best blessings on a Rashad Mk II?

coarse birch
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Honestly knife never felt that terrible to me into hordes with any amount of attack speed

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Its not good

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But i can manage

south folio
red mesa
coarse birch
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Maybe my standards are too low

south folio
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headtaker since you'll usually need it to reach the bruiser oneshot

verbal marlin
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Ah ok

red mesa
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its fun

coarse birch
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Yeah its slow af

south folio
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unless you decide to take unarmored but I'd just take headtaker so that your perk options aren't restricted

red mesa
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but you click 100 times and kill 20 zombies while dodging and pushing 50 times each

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exaggeration but

spare talon
coarse birch
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If pa didnt exist tho

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It would take hours

red mesa
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lol

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is usually my playstyle

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why i played crucis only after josho showed me how to use it for like 150 zealot levels

south folio
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fucked up of josho to do this

red mesa
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for real

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like getting someone addicted to crack

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ok gonna go with this for funsies try the crit max and bleed strat was gonna go stealth but chastise is easier to build around with piety and should be pretty dope with so much crit cooldown reduction

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i could probably shift some things around on that build im sure

lusty turtle
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dw im just going to remove all crit bonus from knife

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that should fix it

south folio
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god bless

spare talon
# red mesa UNGA BUNGA

I also find it crazy that my damage output with my solo speedrunning build is better than my actual knife build

Cuz I have 3 +3 Stam curios and the iv push attack is ultra fast and does almost as much as a heavy attack stab

red mesa
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you can really tell thats a good balance suggestion, because of the way it is

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lol

red mesa
lusty turtle
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i'm also going to give knife heavies TH special stun

red mesa
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i thought i remember testing that a while back when i used to actually play this game

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then i got addicted to tarkov for a few months but

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devs in that game sucks so

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im back here lol

red mesa
south folio
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drug addict

south folio
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patch: dulled the edge of the knife

red mesa
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"adjusted the grip on the knife so it wasn't so secure in your hand, which was overpowered. You now have a chance of fumbling the knife with every crit"

spare talon
south folio
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10% chance per sec to trip while running with knife

lusty turtle
coarse birch
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Skele

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You were cooking

red mesa
coarse birch
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But you burnt it

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Why do you hate all the weapons i use

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I stopped using ds4 and now you come after knife 😭

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Deimos deserves it tho

south folio
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it is morally correct to despise all aspects of yoshi

coarse birch
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Wtf

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After everything ive done for you

lusty turtle
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im sorry but the best way to balance the game is to nerf anything you use yoshi

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just how it be

coarse birch
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πŸ˜”

lusty turtle
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crusher is next

red mesa
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i swapped my deimos (after being a dueling sword mk4 addict for a long time) to uncanny strike i thnk yesterday?
poked an entire crusher patrol down was so sick lol even had our ogryn stop and type something like "damn was that all melee mamox?" guess he had never seen deimos in action lol

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deimos is nasty

coarse birch
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(To be fair i want half the shit i use nerfed anyway)

red mesa
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i know knife has become popular but ive been playing it since patch 12 or 13 or so and i would be so sad lmao

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it might be too safe tho, could deserve it

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im not the best player and play risky tho so, i do well with it but i def still die lmao

coarse birch
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I just want the mobility nerfed, the damage isnt the worst thing ever although i think they could generalize the damage a bit so crits arent 8x damage

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Not like dumpstered

lusty turtle
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mobility and uhhh

south folio
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hiyaaaaah 175% adm!!!!

lusty turtle
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unyeilding a bit

coarse birch
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But i probably shouldnt turn off the ai with shift

lusty turtle
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oh and ye crits

south folio
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yeah the mobility is nutty af

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I don't mind gambling weapons but it's not gambling anymore the moment you exceed 50% crit chance

red mesa
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adm = attack damage?

coarse birch
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80% uptime πŸ™‚

south folio
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armour damage modifier

coarse birch
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Armor damage modifier

red mesa
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ah

south folio
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i.e., the multiplier applied to your base damage when hitting a certain armour type

coarse birch
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Base damage/damage into armor type

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What arco said

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Thats a better way to put it

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Also uncanny should just be shot

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But thats a different topic

south folio
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blam blam blam

coarse birch
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Wait that would kill my knife psyker

south folio
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good

coarse birch
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Eh bb exists

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Wait

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Id have to take ep

south folio
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stupid!!

coarse birch
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Fuck

coarse birch
south folio
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you

coarse birch
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I feel attacked

south folio
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you should feel that way indeed

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live in FEAR

coarse birch
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I think your just jealous

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Of my knife psyker abilities

south folio
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πŸ‡±

red mesa
# coarse birch Base damage/damage into armor type

gotcha, makes sense when stuff like this happens i know its weakened but still huge chunks per hit, and this was back before the weakened boss hp reduction i think? maybe not, was first patch with stimms

coarse birch
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I am courageous enough to try it

south folio
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knife has a >1x adm into unyielding on crit, meaning it deals more to unyielding than usual

coarse birch
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1.75 on crit so

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Almost double damage

red mesa
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crazy

coarse birch
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Double damage of normal crit hit evem

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Not just base damage

south folio
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grab all knifes on the morningstar and dull them against the whetstone

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that'll show em

red mesa
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whats the best drip

coarse birch
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Wait is that right

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Yeah

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Crit by crit cause WS and crit are diff on knife

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Im not going crazy

coarse birch
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Or left

red mesa
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thats what i was rocking too

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but i also like 2, top right a lot too

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we be knife pirate tho, thanks for the decision

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i usually pick 1 outfit and use it for a week or so lol

maiden path
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ooooooo

red mesa
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why do i see so many psykers running bloodthirsty on illisi

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is that newly good or something

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or just standard bad builds on matchmaking

ivory marlin
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Hey zealot chat reminder that this happened

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Ok back to work

coarse birch
red mesa
merry flume
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i wish there were more "spot enemy for x" effects in the game because people have two noob habits:

  • they don't spot
  • they focus ONLY on what's spotted
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esp psykers

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they're so used to making the screen blue they don't every have the need to focus on one enemy that's not a damage sponge

polar nexus
clear knot
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my balls

south folio
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yum

red pollen
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Average penance completionist (it’s me)

coarse birch
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Why did it never occur to me people play dt on a tv

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I have used a monitor for too long

spare talon
bleak ice
spare talon
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Literally just running a purgatus staff with warp nexus is just as good

red mesa
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was wondering if maybe its better now bc i keep seeing it

coarse birch
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Its still p meh

red mesa
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just did pretty good in an auric maelstrom top dmg of 2 other knife users lol, went down a couple times tho it was a wild match but we won.
Im not sure if blazing piety felt better than Momentum but it didn't feel bad

coarse birch
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If your running knife id def do piety

south folio
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degenerate crit cdr

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if nothing else, the clear advantage it does have is having chastise up 24/7

coarse birch
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Momentum works but crits are just too much value

south folio
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your ass will never be caught lacking

coarse birch
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Ur always lacking

south folio
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wh

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how could you do this

meager turret
south folio
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insulting people like this

red mesa
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are you saying my ass is lacking?

coarse birch
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Man how could i

spare talon
coarse birch
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Yeah i think it matters a bit less with stealth

spare talon
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I do have crit cdr cuz scourge and riposte, just not piety

spare talon
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Plus backstab cdr

coarse birch
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Skele did you finish watching josho and i's duo run

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That cost us 20 years of life expectancy

red mesa
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im so sad they nerfed kantrael fire mode. man, last time i used it it felt so mid and i wondered why. then heard yesterday they nerfed it while i was not playing lol

spare talon
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I never knew they did

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Unless you're talking about it no longer shooting through walls

red mesa
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ya apparently its not like infinite cleave anymore

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its quite finite

coarse birch
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It stops on armor and stuff now

spare talon
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OH CRINGE

coarse birch
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Bulwarks

red mesa
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ya cant shoot through a bulwark and burn everything behind it

coarse birch
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I forget if elites stop it fully

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But ik bulwarks do

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Will still go through poxwalkers

lusty turtle
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it was awful

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never send me knife content again

coarse birch
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I dont think we are going to do double knife again

spare talon
lusty turtle
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its honestly slightly unhinged

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like, sure you can't fight a horde super well, but that doesn't matter when its mobility means you basically have infinite space and time to win any fight

spare talon
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I think that's kind of the issue with it tho

south folio
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becomes less depressing with a fleshtearer knife cuz crits means that you can skip out on uncanny strike

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3x slower than chainsword poxwalker clear

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which is good nuff

spare talon
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With invis I have a method of saving a teammate who is down in a really bad group

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Without it I'm in the same position as dclaw

south folio
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run it run it run it

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also run ordo dockets

coarse birch
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I probably wouldn't try it on psyker cause i cant crit as reliably

spare talon
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Which is yeah I won't go down, but I don't have the tools to save anyone else

coarse birch
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But i see the idea on zealot

fleet zealot
coarse birch
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Ok now your baiting me

south folio
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imagine being poor

spiral anvil
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Are you supposed to do the side swipes with mk6 knife for horde clear or just spam PAs

south folio
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side swipes have 6 cleave at least

coarse birch
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Heavies if you can get them off

south folio
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and the horizontal attack pattern does matter

coarse birch
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H1 h2 block cancel

meager turret
spiral anvil
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Yea I either do H2 L1 or H1 H2 L1 L2

south folio
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o 6.5 cleave so 5 poxwalkers

south folio
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well, the cleave itself is fine

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but the cleave damage distribution is whatevs

spiral anvil
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It's okish but you still get nailed by bruisers if you try it with a bunch of them

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Because they have higher mass

fleet zealot
south folio
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fleshtearer + riposte is essentially the ogryn bleed melee experience with the caveat that you don't have infinite cleave

spiral anvil
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Imagine brumo knife, unstoppable

south folio
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i think mk6 heavy fleshtearer/riposte spam was slightly faster than lightspam but that was on standing targets

south folio
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reeally fucked up that we don't get brutal momentum

coarse birch
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Oh wait if i take that on psyker i have no anti armor unless i do something dumb

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Id try it on zealot tho

south folio
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stupid!111

spiral anvil
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Just learn to crit at the right time

coarse birch
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Big words from a man who wont try normal knife on psyker

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Well actually

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Hmmm

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Probably not worth

south folio
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that's what i thought

coarse birch
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Not talking about you

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Dummy

spiral anvil
south folio
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i will never miss an opportunity to throw insults at you

coarse birch
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Im wondering if i can get my crit chance up reliably enough to not run not uncanny on psyker

coarse birch
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Wait riposte precog

south folio
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what's the baseline crit that you can get?

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7,5% base, 5% frrom prescience, 5% frrom the grey node

coarse birch
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7.5 + 15 for heavies

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Base

south folio
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OH right perk

coarse birch
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5 from aura ye

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Scriers is 20

south folio
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so 42.5% from riposte

coarse birch
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Which i shouldn't count ig

south folio
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62.5% total

coarse birch
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Not awful

spiral anvil
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I installed the crit chance mod and it shows that you get +15% crit on heavy knife swings hmmgryn

coarse birch
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Although it would be lower into a horde

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Cause im not doing heavies

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Can i rely on 42.5%

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Would be gambling

south folio
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oh yeah knife has innate crit cahnce

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so 57.5%

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not shabby

coarse birch
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Does the 15 not take that into account

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On heavies

bleak ice
south folio
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22.5% psyker + crit chance perk, 20% from riposte, and +15% from knife

bleak ice
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also purg staff feels icky to use, not satisfying

coarse birch
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Ok not bad

hard nexus
coarse birch
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Im actually curious if precog riposte is enough juice to make me not notice no uncanny into cara and stuff

spiral anvil
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Activate TH and (not even kill one crusher) KEKW_ogryn

coarse birch
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I dont mind holding horde clear cause assail

hard nexus
south folio
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for reference, zealot would have 35% baseline w/ fury & crit chance perk, 30% from scourge, +25% from fury, +20% from riposte, +15% from knife (all adding up to 100%)

hard nexus
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bring back the thrust bug

south folio
coarse birch
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Arco

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You hate it too

south folio
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n

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nuh uh

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it's great

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ignore the knife holding my family hostage

coarse birch
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Now i wanna test precog riposte

hard nexus
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do u not fuck with the knife zealot

coarse birch
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What have you turned me into

bleak ice
south folio
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the anti-uncanny shadow government is rising up

coarse birch
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Tbf ill take any excuse to not run uncanny

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Can i bp calc uncanny precog

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Er riposte

bleak ice
hard nexus
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just like

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get faster

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:3

bleak ice
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what if

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the zealot gets faster again?

hard nexus
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also get faster

bleak ice
hard nexus
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particle accelerator

bleak ice
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^ slowest zealot when a heretic breathes within 3000 kilometers

lusty turtle
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playing zealot sets crit chance to 0%

south folio
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the first update is to disable crit noises and effects

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and then the next to disable crits

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and we wait to see how long it takes for people that you can't crit on zealot anymore

lusty turtle
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Im making it so crits sound play for all players in session, with escalating overlapping audio

coarse birch
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@south folio this is probably dumb but do you think emp evasion could proc riposte/precog

south folio
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it does yeah

coarse birch
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Ive never really tested that sort of thing

south folio
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i tested it a while back

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beholden to the same limitations of dodges (can't proc against gunners and whatnot) but works all the same

coarse birch
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I wonder how much id feel no uncanny that into non melee elites but that helps

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Given my crit chance

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If shooters are about

south folio
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i was gonna say psyker doesn't have duellist but then i remembered disrupt destiny so whatevs

coarse birch
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Yeah id imagine scriers or DD will let me destroy maniac and shit anyway

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We might be cooking

south folio
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cooking a warm grease fire

coarse birch
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Skele might ban me for precog riposte knife psyker tho

south folio
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he should

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it's morally correct

coarse birch
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I will try this when i get home

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Your a bad influence you know that

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Ignore im older than you

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By a bit

south folio
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lmao

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don't worry

coarse birch
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The only thing i wanna see is crusher damage and whatnot

south folio
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i too like to conveniently ignore truths for the sake of a narrative

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crushers will prob be depressing yeah

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esp since you don't have chastise to crank up an attack

coarse birch
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Im wondering if crit + precog damage will get me by

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Could pop scriers

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But ill have to see

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If its really bad that puts me in an awkward spot

south folio
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probably

coarse birch
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Cause i do not want to take BB just for crushers

south folio
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it certainly would be a build that i'd only willingly bring into a premade

coarse birch
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Sadly the only way to fix it really is uncanny

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Could take revo or something ig

ornate bone
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Riposte uncanny is poggers

south folio
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knife ADMs for reference (stab heavy)

coarse birch
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Wait

ornate bone
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Push attack spam is goateded

coarse birch
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You have the knife adms

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What move is that for

south folio
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ye i just looked at the weapon calculatore

ornate bone
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Calculatti

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Va bene

coarse birch
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Only asking cause i remember leaving off my sheet on knife

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Code was a bit annoying

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For knife

south folio
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p much

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simply bash your head in the psykhanium instead

coarse birch
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That is what i was doing

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Think i just burnt out

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Plan on going back soon tho

south folio
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so sad that he's willingly going back to the mines

coarse birch
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Need to double check stuff anyway for my own sanity

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The quest to find new ways to continue hating myself never ends

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Precog better be locked in on my good knife

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Wait iirc its not

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Cause i have uncanny 3

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Fuck

sterile stone
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Has the cycle begun again

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Have we come full circle

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And talked about knife again

coarse birch
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Its not the usual knife talk

lusty turtle
coarse birch
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But yes

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I have like 4

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One might be precog locked in

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Skele ik you of all people arent laughing at me

lusty turtle
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its wild to think DT has got to the point some weapons have multiple ways u can build them

south folio
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the table i have comparing precog and uncanny

coarse birch
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Truly

coarse birch
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1.3 isnt great

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Hm

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Given base damage to cara isnt great

lusty turtle
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ye honestly my weapons are

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awful and no one should look at them

south folio
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crab was reminiscing about pre-patch 13 vraks 7

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let's peek into history shall we

lusty turtle
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i was running a shotgun that had rank 2 something on it yesterday

coarse birch
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Old vraks 7 was funny

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But it was the only sniper autogun

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So i made do

south folio
lusty turtle
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do people prefer new vraks 7?

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i hope they do

coarse birch
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Smh fs RUINING darktide with their WOKE propaganda

south folio
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crab was remarking on some people apparently preferring the old vraks 7

lusty turtle
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and dodge/crouch spam

coarse birch
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I dont think anyone liked old vraks 7 more

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It was just on old vet

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So it worked

south folio
coarse birch
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Because old vet is one of the most busted things i have experienced

south folio
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for the sake of their sick masochistic fantasies

coarse birch
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What

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When did i deny people the joy of a usable weapon

south folio
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yeah old vet could just make anything work though whether you'd want to use the weapon is a different matter altogether

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i was so lost in the fact that i wanted to insult you that i changed the sentence and it made no sense anymore

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but let's conveniently ignore the truths for the sake of my narrative

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you sick bastard

fleet zealot
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old vet was rambo

coarse birch
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Hes losing his touch

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Must be the post false insults clarity setting in

south folio
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fucked that i actually have to move when playing vet and even have to press my dodge key when aiming

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insulting

fleet zealot
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laces are you okay

south folio
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can't just tank everything with 75% DR and 50% toughness regen confirmed kill

coarse birch
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No dude it was balanced

fleet zealot
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it was balanced

coarse birch
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His melee sucked

fleet zealot
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bring back 7 power cycler swings

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just buff everything else

south folio
fleet zealot
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stop ruining my fun

coarse birch
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Arcos best luna impression

south folio
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lmao

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luna taking potshots

coarse birch
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Undeserved but

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I saw the opportunity

royal vortex
coarse birch
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On it

south folio
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alpha male (josho) taking control of the relationship

coarse birch
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I know calling josho an alpha male hurt you

royal vortex
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truth hurts, doesn't it?

south folio
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lies also hurt

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you doing just duos or can i join this sick knife + graia brauto fantasy

royal vortex
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still not over the failed duo runs

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so i am not playing

coarse birch
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I can play in an hourish

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Arco

south folio
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kk

royal vortex
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still not over the fucking trapper

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on another floor

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THROUGH A FUCKING STAIRCASE

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netting me

coarse birch
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I experienced joshos mental state come full circle

south folio
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alpha male behavior (anger issues)

coarse birch
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The 5 stages of grief

royal vortex
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cried myself to sleep

north sedge
south folio
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alpha

coarse birch
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First time?

royal vortex
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no

royal vortex
coarse birch
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Many good screenshots fron that game

north sedge
royal vortex
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the abe lincoln one was so good

south folio
#

having no context, this is all very deranged to me

north sedge
#

4 pumps and 7 strokes ago?

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

Wait till you see the others

royal vortex
south folio
coarse birch
#

(They cannot be posted here)

royal vortex
#

the pizza shirt

coarse birch
#

Yeah most dont have context

#

Well they do

#

But they work regardless

#

I could not handle the pizza shirt

#

That thing had immense energy

royal vortex
#

it was too good

coarse birch
#

That thing haunts my dreams

#

Did i eat today

#

Oh yeah

#

You know arco for someone who hates being reacted to you react a lot

nimble fiber
#

@spare talon
vibin

polar nexus
coarse birch
#

Infinite cleave

#

Bleed*

south folio
#

i don't like it when i am wrongfully compared to a goose

nimble fiber
#

lol

south folio
#

speaking of which

coarse birch
#

I do not react with goose images

south folio
#

kill asraval

nimble fiber
coarse birch
#

Ill have you know

coarse birch
#

Dead

#

Ayo skele ban this guy

south folio
#

the dclaw users huddling in the corner

#

loitering and dirtying up the place

coarse birch
#

Im surprised you dont like dclaw

nimble fiber
#

whats wrong with flak lol

coarse birch
#

Im kidding

#

No flak on dclaw is sad

south folio
#

dclaw has the probablistic element of having teammates who don't bring stagger

#

and is depressing into carapace

coarse birch
#

Simply build up 45 buffs and parry

south folio
#

hnnnnnnnnng

south folio
#

a new emote this time

lusty turtle
#

my arsenal is endless

elfin steppe
south folio
#

funded by a shadow government

#

sick bastard

coarse birch
south folio
#

i like to enjoy my power fantasies while they last (for months)

coarse birch
#

plays knife

bleak ice
#

cbt is more enjoyable than running base bb

coarse birch
#

Oh i meant like i don't want to use it

hushed knoll
#

Hi LACES

#

Hi Yoshi

coarse birch
#

It would do the job

#

Hi stan

hushed knoll
#

What's the word on the street

coarse birch
#

Being greeted properly by stan is like surviving russian roulette with 5 bullets loaded

hushed knoll
spare talon
south folio
#

the gun misfired

spare talon
#

And will leave them at 1 hp if chastise was active

#

Which in that case, a revolver or chastise + knives takes care of crushers easily

hushed knoll
#

Arco go to bed

south folio
#

it's 7pm

#

stan, go to be

#

d

hushed knoll
#

Oh Goodness

#

I forgot you're in the wrong toe zone

south folio
#

wh

hushed knoll
#

Ask @ripe quest

#

He knows all about toe zones

south folio
#

by insulting my toe zone, you are also insulting exigshkeisu's toe zone

lusty turtle
hushed knoll
#

EST is the best toe zone

#

Hi Mr. S. Lirhary

#

Library

lusty turtle
#

why me

hushed knoll
#

Please don't hate me

south folio
#

why not

hushed knoll
#

I'm listen to 80s remixes of modern songs

#

Listuenign

#

Listening

lusty turtle
#

its getting harder by the day

hushed knoll
#

Wtf

south folio
#

you can hold on

#

i believe in you

hushed knoll
#

Hold on to what

south folio
#

his willpower

hushed knoll
#

Might be easier to hold on if I had some laces

south folio
#

no.

#

i am not being used as emotional leverage

hushed knoll
#

Asraval go to bedge wtf

nimble fiber
#

no

south folio
#

permanently, at that

hushed knoll
#

It's like 4am in Getmany

#

Germany

south folio
#

...

#

you're in america

nimble fiber
#

ye 4:19

hushed knoll
#

Asraval isn't

south folio
#

oh he's german

#

the g in goose is for german

#

makes sense

hushed knoll
#

He lives in BΓΆblingen

#

And eats Schnitzel

royal vortex
#

hungry
make food
not hungry

#

i will have revenge

hushed knoll
#

HI JOSHO

nimble fiber
south folio
#

@nimble fiber i dislike that emote

coarse birch
hushed knoll
#

You

nimble fiber
#

I dont care goose

royal vortex
nimble fiber
south folio
#

i don't know who goose is

hushed knoll
#

He isn't goose

#

He is laces

#

Josho-senpai notice me kudasaiiiii

south folio
#

i'm waiting for josho's name to be misspelled

coarse birch
#

One day arco will snap

south folio
#

come on

#

do it

hushed knoll
#

I almost did before but I caught it lol

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

What

#

You

hushed knoll
coarse birch
#

You caught it

#

Excuse me

south folio
hushed knoll
#

What's wrong Yoshi

coarse birch
#

You never do that

royal vortex
#

it was so bad i couldnt even hard carry

lusty turtle
#

ogryn moment

south folio
#

ogryn moment

coarse birch
#

Ogryn moment

royal vortex
#

ppl say ogryn has clutch potential

#

but this clutch potential evaporates the moment the dead players actually die

#

and you have to rescue and not revive

hushed knoll
#

Josho is banned from Ogryn

#

He has commited sins

south folio
#

i agree

royal vortex
#

ogryn is the punishment itself

south folio
#

don't worry josho is doing it for his sins and not because he enjoys ogryn!!!

north sedge
#

He filled his diaper too much

royal vortex
#

im like a martyr

lusty turtle
#

josho ogryn'd for our sins

coarse birch
#

A true hero

spare dome
#

i still dont know when that mauler snuck in

#

my bafflement tho

hushed knoll
sterile stone
#

You never said you were a ttv

delicate shadow
#

that's because he's a PERSON

sterile stone
#

Is he a tall person though

hushed knoll
#

Hi Aquila blobwaver

delicate shadow
#

STAN

#

hi

south folio
#

perform d20 rolls to keep your current name

delicate shadow
#

got a 19

lusty turtle
#

oh so when its aquila its spelt right

#

but when its me

delicate shadow
#

skelly

#

do you see my name rn

south folio
#

lol mr. s. lirhary

delicate shadow
#

so what does a 19 get me?

lusty turtle
#

incan you don't understand

#

he has got EVERYONE CORRECT TODAY

spare dome
#

why couldnt brutal momentum be like

lusty turtle
#

except me

spare dome
#

200% extra cleave

south folio
#

he caught himself before misspelling josho's name

spare dome
#

why did it have to be

spare talon
#

I changed mine back from wool from a few days ago

spare dome
#

special

south folio
#

but couldn't catch yours

south folio
hushed knoll
#

Your name sounds Irish

#

I never asked before

royal vortex
#

you gave him that name

lusty turtle
#

WDYM MY NAME SOUNDS IRISH

#

ITS LITERALLY JUST A SKELETON

hushed knoll
#

Top o the mornin Mr. Lirhary

south folio
#

aren't all the irish wiped out

hushed knoll
#

The fuck

royal vortex
#

every single one of them died

lusty turtle
hushed knoll
#

Wrap your laces around your mouth so you can't say things Atco

#

Arco

spare dome
south folio
#

sigh

sterile stone
#

Gave a follow

hushed knoll
#

Cheese

coarse birch
#

🫑

spare dome
#

well thank ya

hushed knoll
#

I hate the saluting emoji

sterile stone
#

Get my mans to 75 followers so he can hit affiliate

fleet zealot
#

gotta hit em with the side eye

bleak ice
#

absolutely adorable

lusty turtle
hushed knoll
#

Doughthony why do you do this to me

hushed knoll
south folio
#

kill me

hushed knoll
#

Go back to your potato famine

hushed knoll
south folio
#

wh

royal vortex
lusty turtle
hushed knoll
#

:cid

#

:acif

south folio
#

a trainwreck in motion

hushed knoll
#

Don't talk abour yourself that way

#

OOOO GOT HIM

#

DAMN HOPE YOU GOT AIRBAGS AND A WARRANTY

south folio
# lusty turtle

if this is supposed to be a gif it doesn't play
i sure hope nothing bad happens to the gator based on the name

hushed knoll
#

Cuz you just got rekt

south folio
#

you've crumbled my entire person

#

shattered me

hushed knoll
#

Good now I will use it as a salad toping

south folio
#

thrown me through the laundry machine

#

wha

hushed knoll
#

Crumbled stuff is great on salad

south folio
#

this is my person that you are talking about

hushed knoll
#

So?

south folio
#

ban him

lusty turtle
hushed knoll
#

Do you even own boots

south folio
#

it's the 64 bit discord but i don't think it previously worked even on the normal discord

#

oh it plays on mobile

#

NOOOOOOOOOO

hushed knoll
#

Are you ok

south folio
#

no

coarse birch
#

No

hushed knoll
#

Why not

south folio
#

stan would be the most passive aggressive person on the scene of a car crash

hushed knoll
#

The fuck

#

What does that even mean

lusty turtle
#

i think stan has just somehow not processed why you are screaming

south folio
#

"are you ok" 'no' "why not"

hushed knoll
#

Well I was passive aggressive to the guy who ran a stop sign and totalled my car

coarse birch
#

I mean that is different

royal vortex
#

stan's white girl side is showing

hushed knoll
#

And also to the later who sideswiped my new parked car

south folio
#

πŸ˜”

hushed knoll
#

Lady

south folio
#

so sad

#

just park your car on your roof

hushed knoll
#

The lady who hit me is a friend of my best friend's mom so I've sent her a bunch of stuff like a bus hitting 3 cars and asked if it was her friend

#

I guess that is pretty passive aggressive

south folio
#

LMAO

spare talon
hushed knoll
#

I wasn't outright Karen though

south folio
#

maybe they don't believe in stop signs

hushed knoll
#

And my main concern was that they were ok

south folio
#

yeah that's fine

hushed knoll
#

In my driver's ed car in high school there was a kid who thought that if a stop sign didn't have a white border it was optional

south folio
#

p justified to be miffed about them hitting a stationary car

fleet zealot
#

i got one score wrong on my drivers ed test

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
#

it was the cattle guard things they put in the roads

south folio
#

oh i got the sideswiped and stop sign event mixed up

#

oops

hushed knoll
#

Topical Arco

#

Typical

royal vortex
#

i just saw a post where some kid is named fkin thailer

#

good lord

south folio
#

i'm not topical

hushed knoll
#

Isn't Mankar named Thailer

south folio
#

call mankar over

#

nah his psyker is "Theil"

royal vortex
calm salmon
hushed knoll
south folio
#

battle to the death

calm salmon
#

that's my only "Wat do" aspect of driving back in driver's ed, and today

hushed knoll
#

You just keep track of the order of who got there first

royal vortex
#

Yeah, arco

calm salmon
#

if you're talking to me stan, reread

#

"When all 4 drivers arrive at the same time"

#

thankfully there's all of one 4-way stop in my area

#

and then one I need to deal with going to my grandparent's house

hushed knoll
#

Oh sorry lol

calm salmon
#

everywhere else has stoplights

#

stoplights>stop signs

south folio
#

somebody missed the memo on roundabouts i suppose

hushed knoll
#

There's no real rule for 4 people getting there at the same time lol

calm salmon
#

welcome to america

hushed knoll
#

If I'm unsure I usually just wave the person forward and then go

south folio
#

wave a gun to establish dominance and go

calm salmon
#

my rule of thumb is blinkers

#

whoever has their blinker on automatically waves their right to go first

hushed knoll
calm salmon
#

so that usually fixes it

calm salmon
hushed knoll
#

Oh you mean straight traffic goes first

#

Yeah

calm salmon
#

yeah

hushed knoll
#

That is actually a rule

#

Homophobic traffic feelsbadman

calm salmon
#

fax

hushed knoll
#

Led by Arco

south folio
#

wh

hushed knoll
#

The arch homophobe

calm salmon
#

lmao

hushed knoll
calm salmon
#

new lore dropped

south folio
#

i can not believe this

hushed knoll
#

What are you going to do about it

misty mason
#

Hi stan

hushed knoll
#

Hi Dan

#

Why aren't you in bedge

royal vortex
#

the danster

misty mason
#

How's life in Denmark

hushed knoll
#

I don't ice skate to work

#

Oh those are the Dutch

#

Nvm

misty mason
#

Typical Dutch L

hushed knoll
#

Wooden clogs also

#

@south folio do you own wooden clogs

#

I bet Arco would try to rob a French chalet in wooden clogs

south folio
#

what's a wooden clog

misty mason
#

Wouldn't we all

hushed knoll
#

Wooden shoes

south folio
#

what's a chalet

misty mason
#

This guy

south folio
#

they look pretty loaded i suppose

misty mason
#

Owns a whole (non 40k) imperium

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

God I'm so comfywomfy

#

I should go to bedge

misty mason
#

Go2bedge

hushed knoll
#

You too

misty mason
#

I can almost go drink wine and go home

hushed knoll
#

Where are you going to drink wine

coarse birch
#

@south folio am gamign now

south folio
#

okie

hushed knoll
#

Spelling fail

coarse birch
#

let me try the knife thing rq then im ready

hushed knoll
#

Goodnight yall

south folio
#

gnite

coarse birch
#

gnstna

#

tf

#

gn stan

misty mason
#

At work

#

Friday we drink some wine and chill then go home

versed turtle
#

I genuinely hope Hadron has a nice and peaceful day, when she suddenly stubs her toe and can never stop it from hurting again

versed turtle
#

SHE RUININ MY FIRST 380 THAMMER ON MY ZEALOT

misty mason
#

It's OK, it's an ironhelm, it was already trash

coarse birch
#

aight precog riposte is about 6 heavies to kill a crusher although thats no DD no scriers or anything

lusty turtle
ripe quest
lusty turtle
#

Waitin for me to go to bed before gaming

fleet zealot
#

it's okay

coarse birch
#

wait why was i trying that anyway

#

you can still join skele

#

i was busy sadge

south folio
#

we HATE skele

coarse birch
#

arco why was i testing precog riposte

misty mason
#

Not me

#

Skele gud

south folio
#

because i was raving about how crits can mitigate the need for uncanny

misty mason
#

Except their lungbd

south folio
#

and you were swept away by it

coarse birch
#

oh right

south folio
#

so sad that skele has lungbd

coarse birch
#

i forgot the original idea behind it

south folio
#

stupid!!!

coarse birch
#

fuck it ill try it

#

ur stupid

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

rip

lusty turtle
#

But its fucked up you and arco hate me

#

After all ive done for psyker

#

Like uhhhh

#

Uhhhhhhhhhhh

south folio
#

where's my 2h force sword

lusty turtle
#

Yeah

south folio
#

kill

royal vortex
#

psyker is doomed to never get unique content again

lusty turtle
#

Im making sure of it

south folio
#

just you wait

#

wh

coarse birch
#

wait fuck

#

uncanny is locked

#

i can put it on a 6

#

but 6 is sad

lusty turtle
#

Psykers merging into ogryn it doesnt need new content

south folio
#

NOOOOO

coarse birch
#

youll need a new friend

#

πŸ™‚

#

i am not spending all my resources on a precog riposte knife

#

oh well

south folio
#

or are you

coarse birch
#

i can put it on a 6

#

but i dont like the 6

south folio
#

the other point is that fleshtearer makes it bearable to fight trash enemies

#

this is pure masochism that you are choosing to run precog instead of fleshtearer

#

i suppose this is psyker

coarse birch
#

precog is cool

royal vortex
#

putting unarmored on my knife and building to kill dreg ranged elites

south folio
#

as the arch homophobe, i declare it gay

royal vortex
#

as the arch homosexual i declare it straight

coarse birch
#

thank you josho

#

arco would you vouch for flesh tearer over precog on pysker ven

#

i am built for crits

lusty turtle
#

Precog finesse or crit?

coarse birch
#

finesse

#

riposte is crit

lusty turtle
#

Oh ye that ones based

#

I never dont take precog

royal vortex
#

i do not like precog on psyker because u have no attack speed

south folio
#

double negatives

#

i knew you were uncultured

royal vortex
#

people are like "it's hard to get a swing off with precog" when talking about knife zealot when its like bitch

coarse birch
#

its really just for bosses and crushers

royal vortex
#

when u have like 35-50% attack speed

#

its ez

south folio
#

this targeted harassment will not stand

royal vortex
#

there is no movement punishment

#

u are basically never caught in a stupid situation

coarse birch
#

i can try flesh teater

#

tearer

#

on psyker

royal vortex
#

so u just run around letting enemies hit u

coarse birch
#

although i have assail anyway

royal vortex
#

or trying to hit u

little thicket
royal vortex
#

and its always up

#

precog haters can get stabbed

little thicket
#

Absolute fools.

south folio
#

kill

misty mason
little thicket
#

An object can be both gay, straight.

misty mason
#

Schrodingers sexuality

hushed knoll
misty mason
#

bedge

#

at once

#

Or no porridge for you

spare talon
#

I really do question what the fuck is going on at the distribution center for my store
Why is this a box that we recieve, this is everything that was in it

fleet zealot
#

we burning the ozone

north sedge
#

when i worked stockroom years ago at marshalls we once got a box that was a single piece of pottery that was absolutely drenched in bird shit

#

and i wanna be clear here, the bird shit was inside the box, not outside

spare talon
#

Oh but don't worry
We care about the environment, so we charge the customer 10 cents for plastic bags
In texas
That always goes over well with the customers

calm salmon
#

IE: easier to use the same size box 500 times, even if the boxes aren't used 100%

royal vortex
fleet zealot