Do it
#zealot-class
still quartz
median steeple
why does he hold it like a 6th grader preparing to throw a dodgeball
zinc talon
buy me dinner first
median steeple
https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531
visual blade
not for somebody suggesting i get a chain axe
still quartz
No more dinner dates
visual blade
even after reading my name
still quartz
Straight to fuck
zinc talon
that vid shows what my current axe can do to a crusher
still quartz
Nah get a Chainaxe
zinc talon
I had to name it Jackson Pollock Picture Generator
still quartz
Your personal preferences have no matter here
You run what we tell you or live kneeling
zinc talon
still quartz
The saws are made of gelatin
still quartz
Conform to the hive mind
visual blade
🤮
still quartz
All roads lead back to Eviscerator at the end of the day
visual blade
i get horny for big sword
frosty herald
such a scandelous weapon
zinc talon
it routinely flabbergasts me how weird the darktide server is on its rules
you have to be an adult to buy the game
nobody here should be under 18
and yet, startlingly puritanical about anything remotely sexual
visual blade
nsfw - not safe for WORK
zinc talon
body horror? a okay
visual blade
some people don't enjoy seeing others pleasuring themselves
south ledge
what is a good attack set for thunder hammer mk 4. Not sure when to charge up or when to use light/heavy ect
visual blade
and let's not turn ourselves into an actual slaaneshi cult by spamming porn
still quartz
nsfw - not safe for WORK
god I love violating OSHA guidelines
lucid dune
i had my mom buy Ultima Online when I was a kid... =)
frosty herald
some people don't enjoy seeing others pleasuring themselves
damn im getting banned for finding pleasure in the game
visual blade
to add to thos
obsidian prairie
nobody here should be under 18
I met someone who sounded like they were 10 or something the other day in a low int hunting grounds diff 2
still quartz
what is a good attack set for thunder hammer mk 4. Not sure when to charge up or...
You talking Crucis or Ironhelm?
If Ironhelm, I'm about to write an entire essay
south ledge
You talking Crucis or Ironhelm?
ironhelm
frosty herald
to add to thos
peak godroll
obsidian prairie
I met someone who sounded like they were 10 or something the other day in a low ...
4 dogs was too many for them
still quartz
Oh boy
zinc talon
that's the disconnect for me I guess, that was just a 2 panel comic with a single punchline and zero actual revealing visuals
and yet, lumped in with triple x penetration by association
south ledge
just got this which is not bad
zinc talon
I mean I abide by it I just don't get it
visual blade
life's simple
visual blade
put thrust on that IMMEDIATELY
visual blade
is it not activate - push attack - heavy - push attack repeat?
still quartz
Or, Push Attack -> Heavy (or Push Attack -> [ Heavy Light ] loop)
visual blade
what's heavy light
south ledge
when do I charge
zinc talon
or SELL THAT THING AND USE THE PROCEEDS TO TRANSCEND TO CRUSHER ENJOYMENT
still quartz
Heavy into Light
visual blade
brother out here making up attack types
still quartz
???
zinc talon
(don't, it's a great roll)
frosty herald
just got this which is not bad
thrust on it asap
still quartz
I literally main Ironhelm smfh
south ledge
thrust on it asap
need to get good rng first lol
still quartz
when do I charge
The Special? When you want something dead
zinc talon
(but crusher is objectively more enjoyable to use in-mission and better for everything excepting boss damage and one shot meme chuckles)
visual blade
heavy light is a different thing than heavy, light
ironhelm activation is nice for dealing with hordes faster
zinc talon
(but follow your heart)
still quartz
You can also do the Special Heavy onto a horde of small enemies to clear them
visual blade
gives more damage and cleave on enemies with lower hitmass
still quartz
heavy light is a different thing than heavy, light
Just for you I'm not using commas anymore
visual blade
it stops on all elites and specials
still quartz
Read me or don't
south ledge
From Neutral: Light Heavy Heavy into [ Light Heavy ] loop
so I do light heavy heavy, then what?
visual blade
Just for you I'm not using commas anymore
idc, you'll be the illegible one
still quartz
so I do light heavy heavy, then what?
Do Light the Heavy loop
frosty herald
Do Light the Heavy loop
what
still quartz
Heavy Light Heavy Light
visual blade
what's its first light from neutral?
frosty herald
kal theres a much easier way to use the ironhelm
visual blade
is it not the smackdown?
visual blade
very slow
visual blade
you're getting hit if spamming activations
visual blade
Everyone loves Crucis anyway
hate crucis, personally
frosty herald
it works for me with hordeclear
visual blade
can't deal with hordes for shit and can't pick up a horde clearing ranged because all of them are slow as fuck
still quartz
Anyway the first Light after the second Heavy in a chain is a Vanguard
This is assuming after H1 H2 you don't end the chain with a Block or a Push
visual blade
have i never light attacked with the ironhelm?
still quartz
No you have not
spare talon
south ledge
I keep doing an overhead on light heavy heavy
visual blade
cuz they garbage anyway
still quartz
H1 H2 -> L1 H1 loop right after
Honestly though just fuckin do Push Attack -> Heavy loop
So much easier anyway
Rip Stamina but no one cares about that
Who blocks in this game
Fuck defense, just kill them first
frosty herald
south ledge
sorry not that good at melee combos, im more shooti shooti
south ledge
have to wait for rng shop lol
still quartz
Good luck
lucid dune
Who blocks in this game
devil's claw...but they're really parrying...except the bots, they block
visual stream
cuz they garbage anyway
still quartz
Rager nerfs have turned me into a god
south folio
mfing bots cheating with infinite stamina
lucid dune
Mk I is my jam
lucid dune
light spam can do almost anything...heavy spam can shut down 20 shotgunners
clear knot
arrrco
spare talon
this is the same mission where this happened
bear in mind that i am not good with thammer
still quartz
Because it's a PIN
still quartz
this is the same mission where this happened
bear in mind that i am not good wit...
No way he evolved from being a meta slave to being a Parry spammer
clear knot
hi jum cantorrrrrpe
r u tidingdarkly
still quartz
The character development
south folio
r u tidingdarkly
nah am grinding out assignments
spare talon
No way he evolved from being a meta slave to being a Parry spammer
wdym
south folio
ignore me being on discord
lucid dune
maybe he saw my parry martyr with a columnus
clear knot
understandable, i wish you luck on those
smart serial killer you are
literally killed three men
south folio
so true
clear knot
@.@
spare talon
Did I stutter
this video was like 10 minutes ago
cuz i wanted to use something besides dclaw for a bit
still quartz
maybe he saw my parry martyr with a columnus
I run stupid Blazing Piety crit build with Infantry AG on my DClaw
spare talon
ive always been bad at hammer
clear knot
so like
still quartz
this video was like 10 minutes ago
cuz i wanted to use something besides dclaw f...
I didn't mean the video
I meant you
clear knot
i cant start darktide with medal open or it will always crash, if i open medal after getting past login and into mourning star then it doesnt crash LOL
spare talon
i mean yeah ik im a parry addict now but wdym by the meta part
OH WAIT MY PREVIOUS NAME
south folio
so sad that dclaw leads to early mental decline
clear knot
brian werms
still quartz
so sad that dclaw leads to early mental decline
I see a group of any Elites, I WILL parry them
I WILL parry Crushers and lose doing it
south folio
this is so sad
south folio
how will society help these people
still quartz
how will society help these people
A small donation of a billion dollars
south folio
so that you can buy more DCLAWS? i think not
still quartz
No it's for my taxes
coarse birch
i dont use dclaw very often can i have a billion dollars arco
oak ermine
this is so sad
Alexa, play Despacito
still quartz
Wait I can just parry those, nvm
spare dome
still quartz
More DClaws it is
misty nova
how will society help these people
By imprisoning them on the indie game where you can parry a nuke
south folio
i dont use dclaw very often can i have a billion dollars arco
no.
frosty herald
maiden path
https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-smoking-hot-vylerria-you-wont-be-missed-gif-2542...
no aura
that is not a rip bozo
this is a rip bozo
misty nova
I guess you're trapped on a neverending war
zinc talon
maiden path
it hurts being this swag
zinc talon
you may not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like
inb4 this is too suggestive for the chat as well
median steeple
that ork got an ass on em
misty nova
Talk about bad posture
zinc talon
I'm trying to wear purple and sneek up on da yumies but da clapp of my ass
fleet zealot
zinc talon
nimble fiber
god damn the cereals slapped
spare dome
these unrealistic male body standards have gone too far
im just gonna stick to having a big dumpy
misty nova
I gotta get his workout routine
leaden pebble
kay now what voice do i want for me ogryn
zinc talon
the russian is a solid choice
misty nova
Fan of bodyguard myself
zinc talon
the one that sounds like bardin is what gave me my inspiration for okri's name
leaden pebble
yea i was leaning towards bodyguard
brawler is a bit silly tho
zinc talon
he's a gigantic teddy bear lunk with the wide eyed wonderment of a child
it's so endearing
but yeah not to everyone's taste
median steeple
i love bodyguard
frosty herald
misty nova
he's a gigantic teddy bear lunk with the wide eyed wonderment of a child
Yeah he keeps reminding himself of what to do
median steeple
butt the one that isnt bully or bodyguard I forgot
has funny lines
mostly involving food
zinc talon
yeah it's almost a litl too much for that to be his schtick
it's prolly every other or every third line is some one-off about rashins
it could start to grate I feel it
leaden pebble
wait brawler has a lot of food lines- oh thats perfect for my name then
frosty herald
https://www.reddit.com/r/HellDiversLeaks/comments/1cf9zku/new_player_cards_updated/ seems like the 3rd or 4th warbond is a free long track one
leaden pebble
bodyguard is sweet but it doesnt match what im going for
zinc talon
I think you can change your voice in the new barbershop kiosk thing they just added
so it's not permanent I'm almost sure
frosty herald
ok the helldiver leaks subreddit has some very juicy stuff
ripe quest
@elfin steppe After testing they changed which enemies are hybrids for durable and base damage dealt, notably tanks and cannon turrets no longer taking base damage and hulk heads now factoring durable damage. AC has higher durable damage output so it leads to AC killing vents faster.
lusty turtle
i hate the loner quest i hate the loner quest
spare talon
i know my edc was low but god damn you can even see the direction the trapper shoots doesnt line up
i hate these hitboxes
burnt ivy
i know my edc was low but god damn you can even see the direction the trapper sh...
Dodged too early
You gotta dodge when you hear the cranking noise
burnt ivy
Tragic
spare talon
yeah this is the shit im talking about
zinc talon
burnt ivy
Like I said, you gotta dodge when you hear the cranking noise
Otherwise you'll get nabbed
south folio
i hate the loner quest i hate the loner quest
L
spare talon
You gotta dodge when you hear the cranking noise
im more than fully capable of dodging trappers from audio alone
misty nova
You gotta dodge when you hear the cranking noise
Got it, dodge at Soulja boy
ripe quest
ok the helldiver leaks subreddit has some very juicy stuff
It's just enemy models and the next warbond no?
south folio
fucked up
burnt ivy
The only time I've outran a net is with knife Zealot heavy attack sprinting
south folio
why would you say about me?
burnt ivy
Got it, dodge at Soulja boy
Ye bro
frosty herald
It's just enemy models and the next warbond no?
Order stuff new armors new warbond
spare talon
also if you watch the video
i DO dodge at the cranking sound
thats quite literally when i dodge idk what youre talking about
ripe quest
Order stuff new armors new warbond
mmm but everything there is like old
south folio
im more than fully capable of dodging trappers from audio alone
dclaw L dodging the rager attack and thus not parrying
frosty herald
New stuff was leaked
lusty turtle
why would you say about me?
because i've seen u running purge knife psyker 🤢
burnt ivy
also if you watch the video
i DO dodge at the cranking sound
Not instantly like right when it starts lol
south folio
because i've seen u running purge knife psyker 🤢
you're right i'm a zealot player, not a ps*ker player
visual blade
you're right i'm a zealot player, not a ps*ker player
what did you just call witches?
spare talon
Not instantly like right when it starts lol
the moment they start firing it up is the moment they stop changing their aim
visual blade
grendyl will hear of this
south folio
what did you just call witches?
******
spare talon
so yes
any time between them starting to charge it up and them firing it is a good time to dodge
lusty turtle
sorry arco, i'm casting you back into the fires from whence you came
burnt ivy
so yes
any time between them starting to charge it up and them firing it is a go...
I always thought you dodge parallel to where they aim otherwise you get nabbed no matter what
south folio
it's cuz dodging breaks their tracking
visual stream
still not ps*ker
You can not be leaving in the hard k like that
spare talon
I always thought you dodge parallel to where they aim otherwise you get nabbed n...
you mean perpendicular?
burnt ivy
Then again I always try to prioritize Trappers and Hounds
south folio
so you can dodge early and be fine unless you somehow go back into the path of their net
since they'll keep aiming at where you dodged from
burnt ivy
you mean perpendicular?
Yeah something like that
ripe quest
New stuff was leaked
I'm sorting by new and this is older stuff, the illuminate stuff is ongoing by the datamining community but has been in the game for a long while. I can try to find it but we had several months of warbond images back at launch.
obsidian prairie
I can’t wait to see how they redesigned illuminates gameplay wise
frosty herald
an antimatter bomb is pret new
median steeple
if bots are anything to go by
get ready to be stunlocked by a cloaked enemy from range
obsidian prairie
Waiting for the oneshot laser lightshow
frosty herald
cant wait to kill them with laser and plasma weaponry
obsidian prairie
It used to just be rounds per minute
spare dome
still quartz
still not ps*ker
Mage (derogatory)
clear knot
the emp gave me this
ornate bone
ornate bone
the emp gave me this
it reset?
coarse birch
emp usually means the end of mission reward
elfin steppe
<@869225759259103282> After testing they changed which enemies are hybrids for d...
Yes railgun bad
clear knot
i mean....not rly but go off king
leaden pebble
railgun was never bad but its been mid ever since they buffed up the other support weapons
clear knot
and now its in a pretty nice place imo
maiden path
leaden pebble
and *now* its in a pretty nice place imo
havent tested it yet
probably gonna take a break til next content drop tho
maiden path
got my piggies out fr
median steeple
the brain chair
maiden path
dude i really hope they dont go on another 3 month vacation
just to add a single weapon thats just a animation difference
misty nova
Homie got that
maiden path
ok the game didnt change my name
misty mason
Surely crafting update next
sterile basalt
Surely crafting update next
Next major update should be crafting yes
misty mason
Although yes, hopefully no 6 month vacation in-between
If ever they were going to add reds, either a DLC, or the crafting update would be the time to do it
Since they will most likely need to rebalance stuff as they go
ornate bone
sorry arco, i'm casting you back into the fires from whence you came
"Hark ye kindred, the freak be returnin' to ye segregation corner"
minor sage
fleet zealot
Is bromentum actually useful on psword with pcycler4?
yea
i just haven't bothered to make a new powersword after my pc4/slaught4 sword
misty mason
I would have thought it'd still be pcycler and slaught for meta
fleet zealot
nah BM rework
made it good
especially since they nerfed the cleave on activated attacks so having 4 targets of no cleave loss is super good
misty mason
Wild
clear knot
my psword has pc and bm and it be pswordin
south folio
i think the cleave is the same besides the relative consequence of the cleave being less because of enemy hitmass buffs
so you have a very good baseline cleaving weapon that can trivially reach the bruiser one-shot with either the +30% weakspot dmg on the left side or the +25% finesse damage on the right side
spare talon
I would have thought it'd still be pcycler and slaught for meta
Yeah I kinda just made one of these with the mk6 yesterday and slaughter is locked 
fleet zealot
slaughter is perfectly fine
it's like, using mk7HH with no respite opening salvo
it's not as good as surgical deadly accurate
but it's good enough to clear most anything
south folio
at least on vet, opening salvo is pretty good because it lets you reach gunner one-shot breakpoints without requiring any perks or needing to go out of your way to take certain talents
spare talon
Thanks milkman
misty mason
Fug mang, I don't even have cycler 4
south folio
meaning that you can completely forgo taking marksman with mk7
spare talon
Fug mang, I don't even have cycler 4
I only just got it which is why I only recently started to pay attention to them again
maiden path
so why cant we have spaces in our name
misty mason
Devious melkman
spare talon
Just put a dash -
south folio
e.g., going down survivalist and dipping into the left side with +30% weakspot damage and+15% elite damage on the left side is enough to reach the gunner one-shots without any perks if you have opening salvo
maiden path
you wouldnt get it
ripe quest
the emp gave me this
Swap rev it up to Headtaker or Thrust based on preference, you can leave the 2nd mod for future proofing. If you wanted to swap a perk I'd probs go with a Thrust + Slaught and then swap Unyielding. Look for @fleet zealot's input since they also enjoy Chaxe.
spare talon
I need to remake my chaxe build
Attempting to fix the crashes since the patch obliterated all my saved loadouts
misty mason
I just run rashad and peegun usually with the right capstone
But thought psword might be better for marksman focus penance
Since its hard to hit heads while crouching
frosty herald
welp
ripe quest
Yes railgun bad
It's difficult to say that. It has the access for quick Dev 1 shots anywhere and Hulk 1 taps. It's just AMR but if you wanted bigger hits per shot. Also now on bugs it has a good deal of merit, already handled medium bugs and now it kills Chargers fairly fast. Bile Titans are really weird rn since sometimes I get 3 shots and others I get upwards of 15, they did something really weird to them.
frosty herald
im once again home alone for a month
maiden path
ok whats wrong with this name
misty mason
Railgun just got buffed didn't it
maiden path
i just wish to be ciaphas grain
ripe quest
The AP went from 4-6 to 5-7.
frosty herald
i dont think the little stripe is allowed
maiden path
i dont think the little stripe is allowed
IT IS!!!!!!!
frosty herald
WAIT AP 7?
maiden path
i have it in nino-rata
frosty herald
isnt ap7 enough to pierce every type of armor
ripe quest
WAIT AP 7?
yee. Not that it's super needed since 6 AP does full damage to everything already.
ripe quest
They probs did it so that we could have the big damage a stage sooner, the last charge stage just being used to squeeze durable damage out and get extra cleave.
maiden path
kai-kai-kai-a-fass KANE hero of the imberium
ripe quest
Only other weapons that go that high are Spear and Arc Thrower.
frosty herald
They probs did it so that we could have the big damage a stage sooner, the last ...
isnt it enough to chunk factory strider armor
arc thrower penentrates right?
median steeple
the way you say ciaphas
count your days little man
ripe quest
isnt it enough to chunk factory strider armor
Factory Strider armor is 5 AV, but it takes only durable damage so it's not grand.
maiden path
count your days little man
i am in no relation to ciaphus cain
frosty herald
what in gods green super earth is armor 7 lmao
maiden path
i am kai-a-fass-kane
frosty herald
also the centipede and hive lord sightings are 100% because of the terminid system
frosty herald
once we get to meridia all hell breaks loose
ripe quest
I don't know, buildings probably. Not that it matters for Railgun since it doesn't hit durable damage BPs. I imagine maybe future enemies will sport 6 AV.
frosty herald
I don't know, buildings probably. Not that it matters for Railgun since it doesn...
the cyborg abomination tanks
fleet zealot
the emp gave me this
swap rev it up to headtaker (better horde clear) or thrust (mk12 BiS, helps your signle target) then you could probably just upgrade unyielding for that fat boss damage
fleet zealot
thanks reads username exigshkeisu
frosty herald
I shouldnt say liberate hehe
delicate shadow
this post was made by fuckironhelm gang
based based based
misty nova
Nice bleed
frosty herald
Were nuking the planet with an antimatter bomb
frosty herald
this post was made by fuckironhelm gang
frosty herald
automaton hounds
median steeple
man
elfin steppe
It's difficult to say that. It has the access for quick Dev 1 shots anywhere and...
it kill chargers faster, but i don't think it's acceptable performance for hi diff. you need three charged shots to the head when you are being chased around by other bugs
ripe quest
it kill chargers faster, but i don't think it's acceptable performance for hi di...
Or the classic 2 shots to the leg. Takes 6 seconds.
frosty herald
Or the classic 2 shots to the leg. Takes 6 seconds.
counterpoint
eat or recoilles to the head
ripe quest
eat or recoilles to the head
yes but this is 6 seconds of sustained killing. For reference you get 2 EATs per call-in, RR takes 6 seconds to reload, and even old Quasar had lower sustain. If we were to be generous for the rockets we'd be looking at upwards of 10 seconds per Charger kill (either you fumble the shit out of your primary or you just shoot the head 3 times), it'd still be competitive.
elfin steppe
You still want a weapon that can also deal with Bile Titan
median steeple
1.2m and this was the best I could roll
ripe quest
Yeah the Railgun trades the consistency of the rockets for more ammo to use on medium enemies.
If there's a trick to it that argument wouldn't make sense since sometimes it's a 3 shot for BTs.
elfin steppe
I'm fine with that since it's not supposed to be a weapon that can kill Bile Titan, the main problem is it can't deal with gunships.
ripe quest
I'm fine with that since it's not supposed to be a weapon that can kill Bile Tit...
Well I mean, that's a bot thing for one. Also I've dropped gunships before with it, same as stuff like AMR and HMG.
elfin steppe
It's taking too long.
It suppose to be able to like two shots gunships when fully charged.
ripe quest
Sounds about right, are you hitting the main body or the thrusters?
median steeple
God this makes me so sad, it was so close
calm salmon
I will never understand why fatshark chose +25% for armor classes, and 10% for enemy classes
fatshark pls
elfin steppe
Sounds about right, are you hitting the main body or the thrusters?
thrusters
elfin steppe
let me try
spice wren
Working on these penances right now, any tips for the backstab ones?
They feel like SUCH A SLOG
Like what's the best weapon to go backstabbing with? I assume it's the knife
any preferred difficulty to do this on? I've been doing it on Auric Damnantion hoping to find bigger groups of enemies but maybe I should try something lower for farming purposes.
fleet zealot
heavy sword, maybe caxe
spice wren
fleet zealot
i'd go heavy sword, just big cleave potential wtih backstabs
spice wren
Okay heavy sword it is then
fleet zealot
swap rampage for deathblow
spice wren
Can't right now already in a mission lol
I decided to try and run a malic high intensity
hopin the lower difficulty but high intense will make it a bit easier
shy river
as long as you dont look at that one stat its good
fleet zealot
as long as you dont look at that one stat its good
low penetration,
some people in chat have that problem as well
cursive cloak
Has anybody found a good way to get the zealot, behind enemy lines penance?
I think I found a good way to get it
spare dome
you just gotta be deliberate
it does happen naturally but not very often
so it means actively seeking out your opportunities
strange jasper
i should make the slowest zealot build ever, thammer relic flamer zealot
spare dome
i honestly think its the worst penance of the patch
strange jasper
then i can be deadly like falling into a vat of molasses
cursive cloak
Yeah, I found a good opportunity to get it
Enclavum Baross
the Skybridge lowering part
spare dome
nothing about loner implies backstabbing other than its vague position in the tree
cursive cloak
grab stealth, grab a weapon with good damaging sweeps, I'm using the eviscerator
spare dome
and wasting your time finangling for backstabs on fodder shooters is silly
cursive cloak
camp a spawn cliff
when the ranged enemies come up, stealth, and they turn away from you. Get them all in one sweep
strange jasper
does it have to be melee backstabs or can you backstab with a gun?
cursive cloak
I think it has to be melee backstab?
strange jasper
doesnt specify sadgly
misty nova
With a gun? Shooting? Idk if it counts
ripe heron
It doesn't count scab stalkers or shotgunners.
Just in case you though ranged enemies meant something.
spare dome
i made no such assumptions
spice wren
It also doesn't count the uh...
Whatever the trash mob type that LOOKS like scab
but isn't scab
even though they are ranged
spare dome
thats the stalkers
spice wren
yep it does NOT count stalker lasgun trash mobs
as ranged mobs
Which is beyond.. I can't use the word I want to use so uh stupid
Like actually no joke..
If the RANGED lasgun Stalker mobs counted.
I'd be done with this penance already
I feel like the BEST way to do this penance might be to find a maelstrom
with Scab enemies only
So you don't keep getting the 0 credit stalkers
Which sounds SO STUPID to me
maiden path
i wish i wasnt BROKE
and got these
when the heck is fatcat gonna let us just buy any set we want
verbal marlin
My disappointment of a combat axe... Should I switch both blessings to Decimator and Headtaker? Or should I switch out AoN for Decimator and switch Block Efficiency for FLak damage?
cursive cloak
It doesn't count scab stalkers or shotgunners.
I'm almost sure it does though?
maiden path
why did they never add a neckguard to this lol
fleet zealot
Help I accidentally froze my pillowcase
don't you have a dryer
just throw it in hot thing till not frozen
misty mason
Stan
First
That is something only a sleepy person would do
Second, it is something only Stan would do and HUH
misty nova
Whoever told you to have cold sides to sleep kinda overdid it
misty mason
Isn't it warm in deutschland by now
hushed knoll
That is something only a sleepy person would do
I'm not sleepy 
south folio
stan go to bedge
hushed knoll
Isn't it warm in deutschland by now
I'm not in Deutschland
hushed knoll
stan go to bedge
No u wtf
south folio
wtf
south folio
phones don't misname people
people misname people
spare talon
My disappointment of a combat axe... Should I switch both blessings to Decimator...
you always want brutal momentum on a chaxe
headtaker and decimator are both great but its never worth it to take both of them when brutal momentum exists
misty mason
I'm not sleepy <:im_angy:962977879984054282>
Exactly what a sleepy person would say
spare talon
stan isnt sleepy
he didnt say he was sleeby or sleevjy or any other misspelling
so he literally cant be
misty mason
Implying Stan needs to be sleepy to fuck up words
fleet zealot
you always want brutal momentum on a chaxe
chaxe
ur sleepy too
imagine out eepying a ferret
couldn't be me
lusty turtle
phones don't misname people
people misname people
hi laces
misty mason
Epic cope, chaxe enthusiast
south folio
kill
spare talon
no
nonono you cant do this to me
misty mason
If you love chaxe so much why don't you marry it
fleet zealot
If you love chaxe so much why don't you marry it
😳
spare talon
bandit likely would
misty mason
inserts guts copy pasta but it's kharn the betrayer
misty mason
Yeah it sucks
spice wren
I have die more in the past 2 days of trying to progress this penance
than I have in the past month
misty mason
I would contend that the ogryn penances are worse tho
Cause they take so fucking long
spice wren
Long isn't as bad as just
hushed knoll
You rn
fleet zealot
bandit likely would
i don't think a chaxe can consent to such an act
hushed knoll
SEE
fleet zealot
it's okay, my relationship with my chaxe will stay strictly professional
spice wren
you see those stalker mobs shooting you with lasguns from ranged? They're not ranged enemies
fleet zealot
you see those stalker mobs shooting you with lasguns from ranged? They're not ra...
that hasn't been true for a while hasn't it
didn't fatshark do a pass on stalkers so they actually count as ranged now? like a few patches ago
misty mason
STI
Stan Transmitted Infection
spice wren
didn't fatshark do a pass on stalkers so they actually count as ranged now? like...
NOPE
south folio
it was fixed for exe's stance but tyr popped in just recently and remarked that they aren't counted as ranged enemies
spice wren
I shit you not
I backstabbed atleast 40 of them
Not 1 progress on behind
I would GENUINELY be done with behind enemy lines already
misty mason
We're you lonered
spare talon
this is gonna take a while
spice wren
if stalkers count
yes I was lonered
I was like 50+m from my team
I was on the other side of the map
I couldn't be anymore lonered
stalkers do not count for behind
spare talon
i do know backstabs are really incosistent tho
leaden pebble
agrip braced is aaaaaaaaaamazing
misty mason
Yep
spice wren
They are inconsistent but stalkers do not count for it at all
Stalkers are not progressable
misty nova
Maybe it's because stalkers can swap weapons
spice wren
dregs can swap weapons
they still count
It's literally fartshart in this infinite wisdom and spaghetti code
probably forgot to check a box next to stalkers as being ranged enemies.
misty nova
I was about to say "Fatshark moment"
hushed knoll
stan why would you infect dan with your sleepiness
I can't take man named laces seriously
Please direct your inquiries to my secretary
south folio
WOW
polar nexus
probably forgot to check a box next to stalkers as being ranged enemies.
I wonder if it impacts only the penance
polar nexus
I can't take man named laces seriously
natS!
spice wren
I wonder if it impacts only the penance
I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact they never gave Stalker enemies their own kill contracts but gave them to Dregs and Scabs.
Considering how many stalkers there are in missions.
polar nexus
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991> are you ok
Lot of workge
But I'm off tonight
north sedge
maiden path
ah hell nah why dey got that ogryn in the back
north sedge
My favorite arco name is still Bulky Bell Katie
hushed knoll
But I'm off tonight
'
)00-s
FUCK
I meant yaaas
What are you doing with your free time
hushed knoll
My favorite arco name is still Bulky Bell Katie
Hello Doughthony
north sedge
Hello Doughthony
polar nexus
What are you doing with your free time
Helping my wife move to Italy 😄
maiden path
why the fuck did i get such a good roll on vet
should I buy this to rip shred off it
polar nexus
Then more dt
polar nexus
why the fuck did i get such a good roll on vet
Holy
north sedge
<:NO:809904965543133216>
delicate shadow
Not 80% cleave, trash and try again smh
spare dome
just a night out enjoying the best stinkiest winkies money can buy
hushed knoll
Holy
Why is your web gub mtogu to itIaly
The fuck
Why is your wife moving 5ot Italy
To
misty mason
Typical Stan asking about people's web
spare dome
shes chasing her pasta
misty nova
Why is English so hard today huh
hushed knoll
Typical Stan asking about people's web
What is this supposed to mean
misty mason
Web gub mgotu sounds like an African dictator
spice wren
Behind Enemy Lines really gonna make me stop playing this game I stg
north sedge
Stan is an English teacher btw
spice wren
it's so ass
hushed knoll
Lol
misty mason
Your name is spider toe Stan, of course you're interested in web
polar nexus
Why is your wife moving 5ot Italy
Yeah found a job there at the UN
north sedge
maiden path
ive figured out why I never have plasteel guys
its cuase no one picks it up other then me ingame
polar nexus
So I'll be moving too at the end of the year
maiden path
ive seen these fucks look at plasteel, ping it, and just walk away
spare dome
flex
hushed knoll
Yeah found a job there at the UN
Oh wow that's amazing!
Oh wow
Itallalaug Keet aka Doris
Itlaian
Italian
maiden path
my charms are so perfect and awesome and coordinated
hushed knoll
WHY
maiden path
ok dont look at my windows bar
polar nexus
Itallalaug Keet aka Doris
Still need to learn the language 😛
hushed knoll
You tell me!
You're missing vital context
hushed knoll
Still need to learn the language 😛
Mamma mia ferarri
misty mason
Ich libbe der stroopwafle
north sedge
misty mason
There's no stronger anti Italian than Italians
gray ice
hushed knoll
Ich libbe der stroopwafle
gray ice
someone take a picture
hushed knoll
What
hushed knoll
I caught my phone before it changed it to vine
gray ice
and only the phone
coarse birch
stans never typed a day in his life
coarse birch
what am i implfuong stan
gray ice
actually I'd also like to know what you're Impkuing
hushed knoll
what am i implfuong stan
I am going to make a go kart out of your bone cartilage
coarse birch
stan you are the least threatening person ive ever met
when its impressive you typed out your threat correctly it dampens the impact
maiden path
entering my bald scottish ginger zealot era
hushed knoll
stan you are the least threatening person ive ever met
Wtf
coarse birch
i am sorry stan but it is true
your both too nice and also just generally non threatening
spare talon
i, however, am the most threatening person here
hushed knoll
your both too nice and also just generally non threatening
You're
spare talon
you never know what i will do or say next
hushed knoll
DAMN REKT
spare talon
tax evasion
hushed knoll
WHO SAYS I'M NOT THREATENING
outer parcel
agreed
coarse birch
me
spare talon
me
coarse birch
how did it get further away
hushed knoll
Your head is about to be further away from your shoulders
coarse birch
i beg
hushed knoll
What
coarse birch
i am saying that doesnt sound like a bad time
spare talon
as much as we make fun of stan for spelling
he is far from the worst offender ive seen
like what is this person saying
coarse birch
i can name many metal bands better than metallica
but im also biased as thrash is not my favorite metal genre
maiden path
i can name many metal bands better than metallica
impossibruh..
median steeple
Crab spawner vs crab factory
maiden path
if u say slayer... im taking ur man card away.......
median steeple
Who produces more crabs
coarse birch
i will not say slayer
fleet zealot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPUCEz-RCg0 i've been getting into Japanese metal, wouldn't say it's the best but it's probably the most unique
thanks chainsawman btw
coarse birch
i cant name all the bands i think are better than metallica though
spare talon
im weird cuz i like electronic metal
fleet zealot
i like music or i don't like the song, i don't even know my own tastes
but in general i just like music
maiden path
idk what the fuck this album cover entails but i'd wear it on a shirt
put beavis in a slayer shirt
fuck da metallica shirt
put butthead in a cannibal corpse shirt
sterile stone
I'm starting to think you have a thing for anything utterly disgusting.
maiden path
just make them the worst people ever
maiden path
I'm starting to think you have a thing for anything utterly disgusting.
i like nurgle that should of been apparent
coarse birch
despite listening to nearly exclusively extreme metal i cant get into cannibal corpse
maiden path
that is mans cruel mimicry of a phesant you cannot fool me
coarse birch
Yeah CC isnt terrible they are just very like
Idk they dont do anything for me, its p standard death metal
royal vortex
thats why i only listen to crab creation machine
coarse birch
Im glad you got shot behind cover
maiden path
i still want a game where you can play a nurgle marine
marble grove
what kind of builds can zealots do viably?
fleet zealot
what kind of builds can zealots do viably?
pretty much anything
cerulean moth
Gun zealot pls
spiral anvil
Gun zealot is fine but they don't have any ammo sustain talents 
Not even ammo reserve boosting ones
cerulean moth
sainted gunslinger should be at the top of its tree man
gray ice
cole trying to be threatening
fleet zealot
well yea, gun zealot is just, a meme, you got gun supporting stuff but besides chastising or pick offs, you don't use ranged much
cerulean moth
Unremitting is like...a tax node at that point
gray ice
the best way to do ranged zealot is to run at them with an eviscerator
if you're far enough ahead of your team it's like having a range since everything is dead
I mean we have momentum anointed and some other stuff
marble grove
whats wrong ong with gun zealots?
cerulean moth
No sustain
gray ice
enough to buff range to a decent degree for a class that is pretty clearly meant for melee
fleet zealot
whats wrong ong with gun zealots?
no ammo
cerulean moth
You do damage but then run out of ammo hella quick
fleet zealot
we have buffs but they are all short term
spare talon
zealot literally has the least amount of ranged based buffs
south folio
it's p fine to shoot guns
set your expectations below vet and you're gucci
gray ice
They give enough buffs for guns to be strong for periods of time but not generally
which imo is fine
just don't ammo dump and that's basically it
south folio
zealot has dance of death to avoid having to ads on guns that otherwise require you to, and duellist also applies to ranged attacks
sterile stone
make it base kit.
gray ice
dance of death S+++ tier
cerulean moth
What
gray ice
best node
spiral anvil
Dance on death on my lawbringer shotgun (im smart)
misty mason
I thought josho exclusively listens to Albanian rap
gray ice
I thought josho listened only to the melody in his head
marble grove
is there a way to make light attacks auto swing, it hurts my hand to keep pressing 
spiral anvil
Yes
marble grove
how can i do that?
fleet zealot
is there a way to make light attacks auto swing, it hurts my hand to keep pressi...
if you are on pc there is a mod for that
marble grove
im on xbox sadly
fleet zealot
rip
fleet zealot
yea, best to focus on heavy swinging weapons maybe?
gray ice
I don't think I should be telling you to use 3rd party hardware/software tho 
marble grove
gun zealot it is
gray ice
marble grove
what does this scripture book do?
marble grove
Guys are snickers good?
only if you like black veiny things in your mouth
fleet zealot
what does this scripture book do?
makes the enemies do a little jig
ivory marlin
butterfingers are the best imo
Cant have those either
fleet zealot
and gives your team overtoughness
ivory marlin
only if you like black veiny things in your mouth
Damn im missing out than
gray ice
Guys are snickers good?
If you love a mouth full of nuts have I got the product for you
marble grove
is there a bonus for collecting all 3 scriptures
ivory marlin
Money
gray ice
yes
it tells you that actually lol
it's the sub objective, collect em for money and xp
it should show the rewaards just below the sub-objective on mission select if it has any
marble grove
does this game have cross save? i should see if its on pc gamepass too
gray ice
save? no
ivory marlin
It is on pc gamepass
gray ice
orrr actualy
marble grove
cross progression or whatever - can i get my xbox zealot on pc
ivory marlin
Thats how i played it back before it had cross platform
fleet zealot
is there a bonus for collecting all 3 scriptures
oh the map things, you get bonus rewards but it's honestly it isn't worth going out of your way for. they used to be good but fatshark buffed mission rewards but didn't buff books. scripts pick up if you find em, but grims you wanna ask team first
gray ice
sometimes games have weird save based shit in em, and it wouldn't surprise me at all if this is one of those games
fleet zealot
yes, it has cross save with pc gamepass, just not steam
gray ice
see this is why we have people smarter than me
median steeple
Don't worry vin there is a whole channel of people you're smarter than
ivory marlin
Vin do a backflip rn
median steeple
Just go look in genchat
ivory marlin
Real
sterile stone
gray ice
Vin do a backflip rn
gray ice
Just go look in genchat
I have limited brain cells to dispose of
ivory marlin
I took an autism test today
gray ice
I did it once last year, thats enough
median steeple
My condolences
ivory marlin
My actual autistic friend got a 114
ivory marlin
Am i cooked?
ivory marlin
I will
median steeple
What the fuck does the last thing mean
sterile stone
It's only a matter of time before you start getting a interest in trains
median steeple
Sweet
misty mason
Taking an online autism test is a 100% guaranteed autism signifier
ivory marlin
It's only a matter of time before you start getting a interest in trains
I got lizard interest
And warhammer
And mtg
And cars
misty mason
And being on darktide reddit
gray ice
Time to go download this shit for PC
welcome to the real game
ivory marlin
Its gotten better
Haven’t bought cards in at least a month
Mainly cuz money is tight
sterile stone
I swear that mod never worked for me
sterile stone
Word
gray ice
I played exactly 2 games of knife, audibly went "fuck this" and got this damn thing
and then uninstalled after a couple more games
marble grove
https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/87?tab=files
thanks
is installing mod hard
gray ice
nawww not in the slightest
modding is super simple, create the proper folders, drag shit in, add it to a load order txt doc
start with this and follow all it
sterile stone
True level is nice too
marble grove
cool thanks
gray ice
is installing mod hard
fleet zealot
gray ice
cool thanks
when you extract DMF it'll have a readme with the instructions in the location you extract
which is the game folder
marble grove
the game supports xbox play anywhere if any of you wanna go from console to pc
thanks google
sterile stone
How does this game even play on controller
gray ice
having tried it, it's really not that bad
I could see myself playing it on ps5 if it was available when I didn't feel like using pc
wouldn't shake out to that much difference
sterile stone
Mans stuck on that Sony Mindset
marble grove
melee just gives me carpal tunnel 
gray ice
only real difference is sometimes you're a little slow reacting stuff which can be fixed with sens
marble grove
on controller
gray ice
most people i know play on low/med sens
sterile stone
melee just gives me carpal tunnel <:pogryn:961977701533614130>
A keyboard is gonna make that worse
gray ice
not with an autoclicker lmao
gray ice
Mans stuck on that Sony Mindset
now what does this mean
marble grove
most people i know play on low/med sens
i play on medium i aint no cod red bull smg tweaker
marble grove
console wars are so 1992
gray ice
I'm just sayin big fella
nah nah speak your piece
free speech in this country, even for you
marble grove
i own all three consoles every generation, play what makes you happy
sterile stone
free speech in this country, even for you
Nah nah
Ain't got nothing positive to say
Say not the words
still quartz
First match of Darktide in forever and teammate sends me off the fucking map with the worse Poxburster kill ever
gray ice
cuz im better at console and pc than you, so I dunno what this mindset does
still quartz
Thanks teammate
sterile stone
cuz im better at console and pc than you, so I dunno what this mindset does
See this is cope
marble grove
they brothers
gray ice
See this is cope
aight but how
cuz you seen the things I've done in the finals and hunt
you don't know me on console, but that's fine you're not ready for that anyway
marble grove
ive done nothing im bad at psyker so im trying a new class
gray ice
no fool
delicate shadow
I used to be on the console grindset
gray ice
go back and look at them clips lmao that would just be xim if i was on console
I mean you wouldn't believe what I've done on console
sterile stone
I remember that weak ass shit
gray ice
cuz im far better at console than pc
gray ice
to beat up console players cuz they're trash