#zealot-class

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left iron
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The insane skill ceiling of knife: Heavy special spam/heavy light spam while dodging

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Wow

outer parcel
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I don't think I got the kind of skill to make knife be that good

spiral anvil
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Knife skill ceiling comes from movement and positioning

sterile stone
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I mean everything is a learning experience

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And experience comes with time

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And practice

outer parcel
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I will try it as I am leveling up

queen oyster
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Just saying knife has highest survivability ,and if u dont die u win ez

outer parcel
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got to start with nothing first

left iron
outer parcel
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i mean knife has shit ton of dodges and movement speed

queen oyster
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U do u man

outer parcel
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better dodges too

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so probably easier to avoid being hit at all

left iron
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Thats the thing knife has, true. It having no cleave requires it to have something you can do to avoid getting mauled by hordes

outer parcel
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hopefully your other gear can handle the hordes

left iron
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Hows that help with hordes PepoG

cerulean moth
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....

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thats the joke

delicate shadow
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ur the joke smh

cerulean moth
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DAMNNN

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CHILL

cerulean moth
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joompscare

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The only game with archery im good at with is skyrim.

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Give me a goat standing virtically 100M away

frozen glen
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the game where everyone does a stealth archer build

cerulean moth
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ill snipe that fuck any time

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Or a goat on a cliff face

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goats generally

outer parcel
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what you don't destroy hordes with throwing knives?

cerulean moth
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READ WHAT I POSTED

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IT WAS A JOKE

outer parcel
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also elder scrolls and their ability to make stealth archery way too easy

cerulean moth
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REEEEEAAAD

left iron
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Reading is hard

outer parcel
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every enemy in those games have short term dementia

spare talon
cerulean moth
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thank god someone finally made a gif of that scene without subtitles

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I can actually use it

spare talon
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every other time i just said "yeah swords are cool"

outer parcel
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the only time I don't do something like stealth archery is when I play it in vr

spare talon
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stealth archery was fun but i think only playing it would be fucking stupid

outer parcel
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I prefer oblivion anyway

sterile stone
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Still waiting on that supposed oblivion and fallout 3 remaster

cerulean moth
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i-i like all da games Sitgryn

outer parcel
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I doubt oblivion would get an official remaster

cerulean moth
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skyblivion mention incoming

outer parcel
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the one remade in skyrim is coming along great tho

cerulean moth
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CALLED IT

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ye im so ready for skyblivion

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its gonna be amazing

outer parcel
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kind of obligatory mention really lol

cerulean moth
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yeah haha

outer parcel
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but yeah I despise skyrim story

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but it's gameplay is definitely a step up from oblivion

spare talon
cold patrol
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Oblivion > Morrowind > Skyrim, fight me

outer parcel
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no fighting required it's just the truth

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unfortunately those two are old af

zealous basin
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knife goobers in the year 2024

drifting wolf
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we need these kinds of deaths more often

distant galleon
drifting wolf
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true

ivory marlin
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That looks pretty cool ngl

zealous basin
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whoah i didnt know its time for destiny 2

zealous basin
ivory marlin
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Hi flip

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Im currently nodding in and out of sleep

zealous basin
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sounds perfect for onslaught

ivory marlin
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Oh god

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Im free Wednesday so thats a confirmed day i can play but ever other day is iffy on when

ivory marlin
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Same with Saturday but this Saturday i might be busy

vernal terrace
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SB no never

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surely another series

spare talon
vernal terrace
spare talon
vernal terrace
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you ignored me all night so i now factually hate you

zealous basin
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bitch ass how could u

spare talon
vernal terrace
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could have answered my dm

spare talon
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i was gonna tell you that but i forgot fumble

vernal terrace
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who wants to join my cole hate club

spare talon
ivory marlin
zealous basin
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i decided i want a trust

vernal terrace
zealous basin
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good news i've been schizo for ages

ivory marlin
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When i started playing destiny 2 i didn’t have guidance so all i played was gambit

vernal terrace
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we played it in a stack when breakneck came back

ivory marlin
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When my friend found me it was like finding a dumpster cat

vernal terrace
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and it was so trash

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Me flip and cole gambit game when?

vernal terrace
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after the nova bomb changes the x kills with a super in x seconds was impossible and i had never played the other two classes

spare talon
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thats how i did it

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tho nowadays you get those medals piss easy

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cuz powercreep

vernal terrace
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so cause you had to kill the full wave to get enough numbers that would only work if you were there as they spawned and your team wasnt good at killingh anything

spare talon
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i just predicted the spawns cuz im a fucking goblin
so i was already there casting my super right when the first enemy spawned

vernal terrace
spare talon
drifting wolf
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there might've been some tweaks but we're significantly stronger than we were in 2018 with better ways to deatomize hordes of enemies

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problems can't be solved with just outlaw/rampage anymore, i'm afraid

zealous basin
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dont worry guys they're getting rid of sunsetting i can bring back all my super op weapons like

vernal terrace
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tbf for that entire year i exclusively used moutaintop, recluse, 21% delirium, izanagis burden and a couple of other guns I forget

zealous basin
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yeah and now im only using mountaintop again

vernal terrace
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and destiny kind of still has that problem if you are a regular player

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like there is no reason for most of us to want new guns they add

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brave weapons are an exception

drifting wolf
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the only weapons that caught my attention from unsunsetting for PvE were 21% delirium and the OG breakneck roll as the new one can't roll rampage

vernal terrace
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cause its old toys

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the game also fails to keep my interest now outside of day 1 raids or doing new hard content like once

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me and cole helped with a RoN the other day and entire time i was like this game is ass

spare talon
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ive completely lost interest in flawless raids and even dungeons now

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my raid report used to be really fucking good but you can look at it now and its clear my interest in engaging heavily with endgame is waning

vernal terrace
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my raid report used to be crazy good for old raids then i had to start it again cause bungie banned me for keeping payday 2 cheats running and said they dont negotiate bans lol

vernal terrace
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then they unbanned the account 3 years later

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lol

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its almost like i told you the thing had nothing to do with your game

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thanks guys

drifting wolf
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i don't know how they're able to do it

spare talon
drifting wolf
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why bring such agony to yourself like that

vernal terrace
zealous basin
spare talon
vernal terrace
sterile stone
zealous basin
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what the]

sterile stone
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Is this what we're doing in the modern day

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Posting cringe?

zealous basin
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yes

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mtop is literally the best special weapon what is wrong with u

zealous basin
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witherhoard can't rocket jump lol

drifting wolf
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you can rocket jump with it now so it is my favorite primary thing

vernal terrace
spare talon
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i havent booted it up since it was reintroduced so lol

spare talon
zealous basin
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sorry im goated

ivory marlin
sterile stone
zealous basin
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its even shiny peepoWow

ivory marlin
spare talon
zealous basin
spare talon
ivory marlin
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Huff your copium gramps i need to rocket jump

vernal terrace
zealous basin
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i even did the sparrow part on my flawless run

vernal terrace
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and missing the day 1 badges

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madge

sterile stone
zealous basin
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cuz ur a boomer

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?

ivory marlin
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Flips drip is silly goofy

sterile stone
zealous basin
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my drip is goat tier

ivory marlin
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10/10

zealous basin
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everyone wishes they had my confidence

spare talon
ivory marlin
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15/10 cuz flip called argus old

drifting wolf
sterile stone
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Being confident

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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and being wrong

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Wild

ivory marlin
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This is my drip

vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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😔

zealous basin
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lmao warlock player

spare talon
# ivory marlin

remember the fact that you somehow stumbled across me on my titan before

ivory marlin
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I did?

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Oh shit yeah i remember that

spare talon
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ah it was someone else but you were there

vernal terrace
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if you see HP Office InkJet Pro 6978 in the wild

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DO NOT INTERACT

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he smells

ivory marlin
vernal terrace
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my destiny names have all been art and arent just cringe @spare talon

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:3

vernal terrace
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the first one had lore

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sword logic permits it

left iron
ivory marlin
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Yall will never guess my d2 name

vernal terrace
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people got really mad about it though

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so we are now tradwife (male)

vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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Close

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Argus

sterile stone
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No

ivory marlin
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What were the dinosaurs like?

ivory marlin
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I make these jokes because your older than me

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But im 90% sure most people in this server are

sterile stone
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I'm pretty sure there's someon in here in their 60s

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There's lotsa people in their 30s

ivory marlin
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I just stubbed my toe on my metal waterbottle so hard it dented

spare talon
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still one of the younger people here at 21 which surprises me

zealous basin
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sorry im goated

ivory marlin
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In 2 weeks you can

sterile stone
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I gotta find a better social group

ivory marlin
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May 11th baby

spare talon
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kez is one of the older people in this server at about 84 years old

ivory marlin
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Going gambling

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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I thought you couldn't gamble til 21

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Didn't they change laws

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Or something

vernal terrace
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in another server if you ask about my age the range varies from 13 - 65
cole and a few friends used to joke about me being like 50
and i got a dm saying i should keep myself safe and get off discord cause it was weird i was that old lol
when i explained to said person it was a joke they said no one makes jokes like that

ivory marlin
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Like native owned

spare talon
zealous basin
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i joke that i am ancient and crumbling into dust because i am and im just coping

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👍

ivory marlin
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Darcy im convinced was 60 and 5 at the same time

sterile stone
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I coulda punched low

polar nexus
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Probably 17

sterile stone
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But I'm being nice.

vernal terrace
zealous basin
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its not low its just true man idc

ivory marlin
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Flip you give me 23 vibes

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Argus i get 36 vibes

zealous basin
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coincidentally thats the age at which i stopped developing

spare talon
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youre actually 83

vernal terrace
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lol

sterile stone
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Grandma kez

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Ain't that some shit

ivory marlin
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Cole maybe like 27ish

sterile stone
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Cole said he's 21

delicate shadow
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people here genuinely thought I was like fuckin' 40

ivory marlin
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Fuck

zealous basin
sterile stone
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Hard nah

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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You're too fucken short

ivory marlin
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Oof

sterile stone
delicate shadow
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look

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you don't get taller as you age beyond 30 ok

ivory marlin
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Wait aquila aren’t you like 10 years older than me

spare talon
ivory marlin
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You are 28 rn

delicate shadow
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I'm 27

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28 this year tho yea

ivory marlin
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So yeah

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Cuz i turn adult next month

sterile stone
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The slow but inevitable wheel of life

delicate shadow
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virgo grindset Guarded

vernal terrace
ivory marlin
spare talon
sterile stone
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at

ivory marlin
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My coworker who is like 25 people think im older than her

sterile stone
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Like bruh

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I'm almost 30

vernal terrace
sterile stone
ivory marlin
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I have the exact opposite problem

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People thought i was in my late 20s a few years ago

delicate shadow
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we out here

sterile stone
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To be fair

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Doesn’t help that when I dont shave i look like a divorced dad who’s trying to stay hip

delicate shadow
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the tolerances are decidedly loose

spare talon
# vernal terrace i aint complaining

like i was recently doing a REU at a university (i know you know kez but just context for everyone else)
and one of the masters students that was there when we were on campus, in the math department office's library,
asked me what high school i was from
when we were on campus

vernal terrace
sterile stone
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Genetically I can't beard so it looks like scruff on my face

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So I can choose between

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Look like 18yr old stoner

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Yall some old mfers

sterile stone
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Or look like 17 high schooler

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Plus shaving feels nice

delicate shadow
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when I don't shave I just

sterile stone
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I can't see how people deal with face scruff

ivory marlin
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With my glasses off i go from 22 passing to 30 passing

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  • beard and no glasses
delicate shadow
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become jesus

sterile stone
spare talon
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when i dont shave i just become the same person but more homeless looking

sterile stone
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I'm lmost 30

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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I flat ironed my hair recently

ivory marlin
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Whats it like reaching grandpa status argus?

sterile stone
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My hair actually goes down my back if I straighten it

vernal terrace
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@spare talon did i tell you my new favourite one the COO of my new job asked me if i was there for high school work experience that happens at 15 or 16 lol

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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This doesn’t apply to aquila hes cool and young and fresh/hip

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My hair is awful

sterile stone
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We're the same age

ivory marlin
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I know

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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He’s young and hip

sterile stone
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You little turd

ivory marlin
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You’re old and decrepit

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Ok grandpa

delicate shadow
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they say you're only as old as you feel and I feel like a mummified 19 year old

sterile stone
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And yell to the top of your lungs

ivory marlin
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Guys im too tired to drink my brisk ice tea but i can’t remember if Ive ingested any liquids today

delicate shadow
spare talon
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i feel like a 15 year old who has manifested the back problems of a 70 year old

ivory marlin
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Im cooked guys

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Actually tho

left iron
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This mans zooming

left iron
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Almost 300 initiative

ivory marlin
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With closing tonight i was in charge

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I accidentally left pizza boxes out

sterile stone
spare talon
sterile stone
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The dagger of ankle stabbing

left iron
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This is a average initiative

ivory marlin
sterile stone
ivory marlin
spare talon
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nuh uh
apple juice

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apple juice is my favorite hard drug

ivory marlin
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I miss brisk ice tea blood orange

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I legit bought the entire stock from the 7/11 on my way home

left iron
delicate shadow
ivory marlin
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So now i gotta get……

left iron
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He runs at people and shanks them

sterile stone
ivory marlin
sterile stone
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How is he light armor

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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But a tank

vernal terrace
spare talon
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theres a meme i cant find anymore that compares the cost of herion, cigarettes, and mott's apple juice and motts is the most cost efficent addiction

left iron
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He also has nimble

sterile stone
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Bro isn't even drinking the good apple juice

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Wild

ivory marlin
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Motts is mid ngl

spare talon
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i just loaded into a normal damnation

delicate shadow
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wtf is motts

spare talon
spare talon
delicate shadow
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ah I seee

spare talon
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their apple juice is really sweet

ivory marlin
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Not bad but id rather have store brand over motts

sterile stone
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hold

ivory marlin
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Guys thoughts on the drink called “wassel”

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Or however you spell it

sterile stone
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So this stacks with the -80%?

left iron
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Yes

vernal terrace
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most apple juice and cole have something in common

spare talon
sterile stone
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So your guy had 140% damage resis

left iron
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Unless your initiative is 150+ you cant harm him unless he is fatigued

sterile stone
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That's the right math right

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80+60

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140

vernal terrace
sterile stone
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Yeah that's the right math

spare talon
ivory marlin
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My friend just told me “Kissing men is your god given right” how do i respond

sterile stone
spare talon
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but it was just the joke and the base context tneeded

sterile stone
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Wait for the reaction

ivory marlin
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Oh true

left iron
ivory marlin
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So idk if that would work

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Its a whole thing

sterile stone
left iron
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Can openers NODDERS

sterile stone
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Wooooord

vernal terrace
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ill be home in like 30 minutes @spare talon do you wanna help with that penance or you go bedge?

sterile stone
spare talon
sterile stone
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Boofer

left iron
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The background type is extremely rare though, and they fold against mass groups of spooders

ivory marlin
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So guys when does the hatred for being an adult go away

sterile stone
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I mean

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How often are ye fighten spidors

ivory marlin
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Argus you are the oldest here so you shouldknow

sterile stone
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That's it

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I'm going to bed

ivory marlin
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No wait

vernal terrace
left iron
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Once in 5 contracts, maybe? Depends on the contracts given by the settlements

vernal terrace
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you have the freedom to be a fucking idiot and play darktide all night if you want

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Guys ima buy a shit box for my first car

sterile stone
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You're just hoarding more sets?

sterile stone
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Buy a crotch rocket

ivory marlin
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A decently priced shitbox that runs well and looks nice

sterile stone
left iron
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I can give whoever i recruit

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A full plate armor

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Their favourite weapon

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And a named shield

ivory marlin
sterile stone
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For real tho

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My eyes are turning into shriveled raisins

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So I'll talk to yall later

ivory marlin
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Blink then?

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Jesus grandpa dementia is really getting to you

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(Gn argus sleep well)

ivory marlin
vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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I plan on moving out the second i can ngl

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Saving for a car rn so i can work more hours

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  • the promotion once i finish training
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18 an hour with like 30ish hour work weeks is pretty livable

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I think i might be wrong

delicate shadow
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I've done 1 and a half of those things (live with my partner but no kids as of yet)

spare talon
ivory marlin
vernal terrace
delicate shadow
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I would be, I was a chill teacher at least

ivory marlin
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Also wait holy shit

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I’ve been working for roughly 1 months

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And im already getting a promotion

ivory marlin
# spare talon

First auric i ever played after a checkpoint room the door opens to roughly 15 of the scav gunners or whatever they are called

vernal terrace
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cole gets mad about my new job cause i work from home, get paid full time and work at most an hour a day but boss is like omg you are so good great company asset

ivory marlin
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Fun times

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You work salary?

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From home?

left iron
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Work from home gang peepoHappy

ivory marlin
left iron
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Im self employed

delicate shadow
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great asset, great great asset

ivory marlin
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Damn

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Yall see the burnt ass cones i made today

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Im one of the best cone makers currently and thats the first time it happened

vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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Lucky fucker

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Aquila look at these mfs

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I pride myself on my good cones

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Look at how perfect these are

vernal terrace
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not very cone like

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omg

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cone

royal vortex
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im not sure what

ivory marlin
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That’s actually 2 cones

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Stacked on top of each other

royal vortex
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huge

ivory marlin
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But also severely burt as well

ivory marlin
delicate shadow
ivory marlin
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We got matcha cones today

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Divine

misty mason
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oof another shitter

ivory marlin
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We are also testing out a lavender cone for a lemon ice cream

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Which i had one today

delicate shadow
ivory marlin
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They are so fucking good

cerulean moth
misty mason
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Kept running ahead, triggered the end event before anyone else had even got to the room, I had to sprint to keep up with him and then, of course the people we left behind who werent ready went down

vernal terrace
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work paid for an ice cream van to be on site all day as a reward for something i deleted the email about last time i was on site

misty mason
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Giving zealots a bad name smdh

ivory marlin
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Technically we weren’t supposed to give them out but i only learned that after i gave the ok to the others working so we sold a few

vernal terrace
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and the guy looked like his family was being held hostage

nimble fiber
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wait cones with flavor

vernal terrace
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good ice cream though

misty mason
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And then I, a smite psyker, wound up doing as much damage and kills as him

ivory marlin
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Its part of our gimmick

nimble fiber
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hell yeah

misty mason
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So he wasn't even worth the bs he was putting the team through haha

royal vortex
nimble fiber
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pls let every ice cream store in the world do that thank u

ivory marlin
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Rn we have matcha, red velvet, and orange

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Idk if we’ll start selling the lavender ones yet

nimble fiber
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now I want ice cream

ivory marlin
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Im so sick of it

nimble fiber
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I can imagine

ivory marlin
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I make myself a Dr Pepper shake some times but its still too much

nimble fiber
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is it the same thing as working as a cook and not wanting to cook at home?

ivory marlin
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We also sell rice crispies

ivory marlin
ivory marlin
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Cant eat the reeces one and the fruity pebbles one is mid

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Classic is just classic so good

vernal terrace
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wonder if you need to be insane to do the job

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or the job makes you insane

ivory marlin
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Probably both

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Im pretty sure im going def from my work

vernal terrace
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cole tells me im bad at darktide and should uninstall it whenever we play

spare talon
misty mason
ivory marlin
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Cole why don’t you do that with me :(

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Also

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Auric snipers

left iron
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Mans arguing with himself

ivory marlin
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Fucking hate them with every fiber of my being

spare talon
# spare talon

also ignore me almost being launched off the map at the start here
you didnt see that

ivory marlin
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I once got jumped by like 10 snipers

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I should have clipped that shit

vernal terrace
spare talon
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i know

ivory marlin
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Cole are you gonna yell at me if i play bad?

spare talon
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95% of this video is literally me being chill but the fucking chain moment had me What

vernal terrace
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ive heard cole yell once in the 3 years ive known him

ivory marlin
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Dw ill make it a second time

spare talon
ivory marlin
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To quote my psyker “im good like that”

spare talon
vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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Thanks dad👍

spare talon
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i think you may be thinking of chase?

vernal terrace
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nah ill never forget the chase one

ivory marlin
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I once adopted a person in a game of siege

vernal terrace
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that was great

ivory marlin
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I was his dad

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He was playing kaid

vernal terrace
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that servers down fall will always stick with me for a reason a bunch of those people where like 30 something and had been in the military

ivory marlin
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And went 7-0

vernal terrace
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and acted like little school boys chasing drama

ivory marlin
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YO

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I’ve had the exact same thing happen

cerulean moth
ivory marlin
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Was the server called pumpki?

cerulean moth
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wait

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im stupiod

vernal terrace
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nah

ivory marlin
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Damn

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Insane freak

cerulean moth
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hello

ivory marlin
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What kind of ice cream do you like

spare talon
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SICILIAN ORANGE ICE CREAM

cerulean moth
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as in my favourite ice cream combo or just flavour

ivory marlin
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Orange dreamcycle my beloved

cerulean moth
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my fav is mint vinalla close second

vernal terrace
ivory marlin
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Wanna hear the worst part about my work?

cerulean moth
#

vanilla comes first if it has sprinkles and a chocolate flake in it (:

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has it ruined ice creme for you

ivory marlin
cerulean moth
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sadge

ivory marlin
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Or chocolate chips

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Or cookie dough

delicate shadow
#

wtf, no mint is heresy, no choc chip or cookie dough is unimaginable tho

vernal terrace
#

apparently all the ice cream stores that opened in the UK are used for drug money laundering

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not sure how true it is

ivory marlin
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The way our gimmicck works is we like legit make the ice cream

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With funky blenders

spare talon
ivory marlin
#

And chocolate chips and mint and cookie dough kinda fuck with our blenders

delicate shadow
#

ah I see

ivory marlin
#

We are working on getting thin mints tho

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So that should make up for it

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Also once we get the stuff to make lemon ice cream its jover

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Ima be so cooked

ivory marlin
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In which case i can bring in whatever i desire for myself

spare talon
vernal terrace
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fine

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cole MAYBE does not have a praise kink

ivory marlin
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I once brought in ice breakers cuz they were yummy but in the ice cream the flavor was so strong i almost vomited the second it touched my tongue

spare talon
#

thats the best im likely to get from the likes of you kez

ivory marlin
#

Cole is would never disrespect you

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(Lie)

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Guys i just realized smth awful

nimble fiber
#

lol

royal vortex
#

no u didnt

ivory marlin
#

My ex has my ratfink shirt

royal vortex
#

ignorance is bliss

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do not think

ivory marlin
#

But my ratfink shirt

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It was my favorite

royal vortex
#

dont think about it

nimble fiber
#

stay hydrated SCwater

ivory marlin
#

And ratfink died so its hella rare now

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Im sad now

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It was a nice shirt

nimble fiber
#

get it back

cerulean moth
#

go ask for it back

ivory marlin
nimble fiber
#

so he a snake huh

ivory marlin
#

The whole situation was awful

cerulean moth
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u know what u have to do

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knit ur own shirt

ivory marlin
#

But my ratfink shirt

nimble fiber
#

sorry that your situation was like that homie, I wish u that he loses the shirt somehow and that some merchant near your location sells it for way cheaper, so that u get it by chance and have it back

cerulean moth
#

that merchant?

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Ratfink

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(they faked death)

nimble fiber
#

(I like chocolate milk)

ivory marlin
ivory marlin
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Im fr a victim

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Jesus

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Welp

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Live and learn i guess

ivory marlin
#

Fun times

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Look at this silly miata i found

cerulean moth
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that cars going

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Oh.

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u know what i mean

ivory marlin
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Id so buy it if it wasn’t 195k miles

nimble fiber
#

didn't u wanna buy a different car?

ivory marlin
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Yeah

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Dis one

cerulean moth
#

Whats ur dream car

ivory marlin
#

1969 Mustang boss 429

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Wby?

cerulean moth
#

check ur drive way

nimble fiber
#

lol

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insane freak is actually oprah

ivory marlin
cerulean moth
#

hah funny you should..um..say that.ah

ivory marlin
#

My uncle did smth similar abd was like “oh i was out today and found a really cheap boss 429 and got it for you”

nimble fiber
#

mustangs are cool afsassyok

ivory marlin
#

Its a model car

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He got me a model car

cerulean moth
#

im scared of driving, don't really have a dream car

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whatevers safest

nimble fiber
#

a motorcycle

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lmao

cerulean moth
#

TRUE

ivory marlin
#

I love losing 6 months of my life expectancy just by owning it

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So safe

cerulean moth
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yeah

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thats based

ivory marlin
cerulean moth
#

..ah

ivory marlin
#

Fuck safety id rather die looking dope as shit then be safe in a cringe car

cerulean moth
#

a mercedes bens

ivory marlin
#

Is your name perchance ralse?

spare talon
#

im driving a mercedez benz

cerulean moth
#

I don't get reference

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am sorry

spare talon
#

my name is mercedez benz

ivory marlin
#

I love niece internet references

spare talon
cerulean moth
#

I was making a refernce to the shananigoons DBZ videos

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hence master roshi

spare talon
#

wait i thought you just forgot the i lmao

ivory marlin
#

Time to check Facebook marketplace for shitboxes

spare talon
#

the hell is a shitbox

ivory marlin
#

Old car that breaks down

cerulean moth
#

well to make a shitpost you gotta put it in the shitbox before hand right?

#

how else can you send it

ivory marlin
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I need to borrow some money

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Look at this goofy ahh

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Argus type car

noble ingot
ivory marlin
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Is that a dodge i spy?

noble ingot
#

nah, that a 1969-1970 Chrysler Newport

ivory marlin
#

FUCK

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Im bad with cars besides fords and dodge darts

noble ingot
#

Too bad there aren't many of these outside of the US. And I'm not inside the US

#

They're fairly cheap even in great condition

ivory marlin
#

Import fees are usually around 150ish

noble ingot
#

also the 1972 Ford LTD is among my favs

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tho the 4-door looks better

ivory marlin
#

Beautiful cars

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Bruh the galaxie that im looking feels way too good to be true

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Runs great

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In my budget

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60k miles

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No issues

hushed knoll
#

No airbags

ivory marlin
#

Hi stan

ivory marlin
hushed knoll
ivory marlin
#

How goes the life of stan

stuck citrus
#

It still had the stencilling from when it was the WAG's car too, haha.

nimble fiber
#

bread

vocal pulsar
#

Annihilation is coming. For you.

open pollen
#

Strange, I just had a map skip the intro ride.

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Like, lobby, bird for half a second, slow walk map start.

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Was actually quite nice.

noble ingot
#

they don't make them like they used to

frosty herald
#

but it looks hella good

noble ingot
#

american cars until the mid 70's are hella good looking in general (even the Edsel, but don't tell anyone I said that)

stuck citrus
# noble ingot oh shit, like this beauty? stunning machine

Yep! I paid $700 for it in 2007. 6 morons in 2 benches and slow as hell. I wound up having to part with it though. If I was going have another Chrysler, I'd be looking for a 68 300 or a 70 Imperial, the bodylines hit the right notes for me, better face too.

noble ingot
stuck citrus
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The nose on the 300 is what sells it for me, but I'd fucking hate to have to do the bodywork if I hit something with it.

frosty herald
#

700 dollars for an ex state governor's car???

stuck citrus
#

This 67 Belvedere is still in my driveway though, I think this was taken in 98? Been in the family a while.

stuck citrus
frosty herald
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You could probs sell it for good money to a historian or collector

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If you still have it

stuck citrus
#

Oh no, I couldn't afford to keep that thing. Insurance saw "V8" and "male under 25" and went nuts, and gas wasn't getting much cheaper with the recession going into 2009.

noble ingot
calm salmon
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sure most are V10 or V12s

stuck citrus
calm salmon
#

But its not uncommon to see a supercar or muscle car with a V8 outputting 600+ hp

calm salmon
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Bugatti Veyron with 1200 whatthefuck_heresy

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Or Formula 1 with 600+600 for their gas/electric hybrid engines

noble ingot
#

we're talking around 60-70 year old land yachts and this dude just pulls out a Veyron KEKW_ogryn

stuck citrus
#

I mean, the original 426 Street Hemi was pushing 425 as publicly advertisted, and that's "just" a naturally aspirated V8

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and they very commonly dynod 475+

calm salmon
#

Of course shitboxes are gonna shitbox

noble ingot
calm salmon
stuck citrus
frosty herald
ember yew
fossil crag
#

Isnt it 250

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Or did they imcreSe it again

frosty herald
#

you need 150 bucks

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btw

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theres another hotfix coming later this week for helldivers 2

ornate bone
#

its over

#

they nerfed quasar

spiral anvil
#

quaso

ember yew
#

3 copies

frosty herald
#

They gave the hmg a crossair in third person

fossil crag
frosty herald
#

I am very dumb its indeed 750

violet hornet
frosty herald
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They fixed the grenade pistol 2 shots

ornate bone
#

dont think i used dominator didnt rlly like it

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are redditors complaining about every weapon so they get nerfed or smth

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they probly dont even play on hell dive difficulty

frosty herald
#

They are

north sedge
#

Omg they released a patch? Time to review bomb

ornate bone
#

wonder if its usable now

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senator might be ver gud now

north sedge
#

They buffed the senator, omg I'm demanding a refund

frosty herald
#

the hmg crossair is extremely welcome

safe whale
#

Anyone else notice a bug with throwing knives not interupting a pox hound?

frosty herald
#

i dont think throwing knives have any stagger value

safe whale
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Thank you, i thought it was just damage

ornate bone
desert bough
spare dome
#

Seeing the term 'artificial difficulty' a lot again today lol

radiant nacelle
#

If a green weapon has T1 of a blessing, and I replace it right away, can I get higher tiers of the original blessing if I level it up?

visual blade
#

how do i make a 13g chainsword work on zealot?

steel agate
visual blade
radiant nacelle
visual blade
#

example: this is a ciag i'd like to roll to gold in hopes i get a good blessing and a good perk. let's say i want a higher tier of raking fire without having to waste 1 of the 2 changes i get. i change it to, say, dumdum. now, when rolling for 2nd blessing, i can get raking fire again, because i replaced the original one with dumdum, but since dumdum is already on the gun, i can't get dumdum anymore

ornate bone
#

u can change 2 things

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and u can always change those later on

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but lets say u changed raking fire and elite dmg there u wouldnt be able to change other ones ud get

visual blade
#

the thing here is that, because we don't want to waste a change, we're hoping to roll a better tier of a blessing by taking it away at first and rolling for the upgraded one as the 2nd one

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if i really wanted raking fire but wanted to keep 1 change for a possibly shitty perk on the ciag up there, i'd change the raking fire 2 into, say, dumdum, and hope i get raking fire 3/4 as 2nd blessing

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this way we only hopefully use up 1 change for both good blessings

calm salmon
#

God damn is it useless against bots though KEKW_ogryn

dreamy quail
#

hello, what are the best perks \ blessing for chainsword tigrus mk xv (15) ?

open pollen
spare dome
#

Helldivers 2

visual blade
open pollen
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Isn't all difficulty in games artificial?

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I don't follow

visual blade
#

wrath + bloodthirsty @dreamy quail

dreamy quail
calm salmon
# spare dome Helldivers 2

Looking through the patch notes, I think the only "change/nerf" that I don't like is the explosive crossbow. It. . . already wasn't good.

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Everything else is fine though.

visual blade
#

artificial difficulty is when developers make something difficult by ramping up numbers of things, either damage or enemies

calm salmon
#

No, Artificial Difficulty is changing HP values, generally speaking.

visual blade
open pollen
#

Ah, so 90% of hard modes then?

calm salmon
#

Enemies get way more HP, players get way less.

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See: Scrolls/Fallout games

spare dome
#

artificial difficulty is when you csnt make cogent arguments against changes so you just say it's fake

visual blade
#

elites is good because many enemies are elites and even if it's only 10% max, it gives you that damage to many enemies at once

dreamy quail
visual blade
#

maniac is for mutant oneshots and dealing with dreg ragers

calm salmon
#

But like I said, the only that change that made me go "hmm" was the explosive crossbow.

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It already wasn't a good weapon. So I don't understand why it got hit so hard.

visual blade
#

and unyielding boosts the eviscerators' incredible heavy special rip damage

north sedge
#

Cause it was good

visual blade
calm salmon
# north sedge Cause it was good

While community sentiment is largely a bad way to balance items, literally no one used the explosive crossbow. That should kind of start the basis for "What is wrong with this weapon"

cerulean moth
#

You fucks made me think they added a crossbow into the game. I hate you all.

north sedge
#

I mean people also thought the dominator was dogshit when it wasn't remotely

left iron
#

L

cerulean moth
#

Yeah and your missing FATHERS in the files too

#

And we STILL don’t have that shit

north sedge
#

To be clear i don't really like the crossbow but i also don't think it was bad either

cerulean moth
#

Do we?

#

DO WE???

calm salmon
#

which. . . everything else did better

ornate bone
#

maybe i shud upgrade dis

calm salmon
#

The excessive ballistic drop off of the crossbow bolt trajectory over range made it impossible to effectively maximize the high weakspot damage on bots.

left iron
# cerulean moth DO WE???

I mean, it'd be weird if he did come back, i'd have to find whichever necromancer did such a thing so i can learn the secrets myself Peepo_SipSpin

cerulean moth
#

What game is this?

calm salmon
#

So you were stuck shooting clumped groups of enemies.

cerulean moth
calm salmon
#

Helldivers 2

cerulean moth
#

Mfs talking about hs2

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In my zealot chat

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Grr

radiant nacelle
calm salmon
#

every chat is general chat in this server

visual blade
#

only roll to blue

calm salmon
#

with a general want to mostly keep conversations on-topic

visual blade
#

if rolling for blessings

radiant nacelle
#

Why not gold?

visual blade
#

WAY too expensive to roll to gold

calm salmon
#

if someone asks a question and it doesn't get answered, I swap gears

visual blade
#

you could get 3x as many rolls for the same plasteel price

radiant nacelle
#

Isn't gold a higher chance at t4 tho? Or does the math not favour it?

calm salmon
#

If you miss that, scrap the weapon.

north sedge
radiant nacelle
#

I just want the t4 blessing

calm salmon
#

then roll 500 bolters

radiant nacelle
calm salmon
#

and upgrade all of them to gold

#

to fill out your sticker book

#

I don't really know what you're asking after here

north sedge
#

Dunno

radiant nacelle
#

I'm saying I want savage sweep 4 to put on my other main weapon.

calm salmon
#

Its a good base, congrats - upgrade it as far as you want to to get whatever it is you're looking for(Cavalcade and Pinning Fire, I believe, for zealot)

radiant nacelle
#

I want to maximize chances of that.

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Because I've been looking forevet and darktide itemization sucks ass

calm salmon
#

Yeah, then roll 500 base greys

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and spam 150k plasteel into them

#

there's uh

#

nothing else you can do

radiant nacelle
#

Right

#

What I'm asking

#

Is if gold is better than blue for maximizing my chances per plasteel

ornate bone
#

:o

#

i shud find da thingie that show good blessings on shiet agian

visual blade
radiant nacelle
#

For a 360+

#

Are you sayingblue has the same chance to get t4 as gold?

calm salmon
#

Whatever the specifics are, I have no idea.

north sedge
#

No gold is higher

calm salmon
#

That math is closely guarded by fatshark.

#

But gold has a higher chance to roll tier 4 blessings, as do high rating weapons.

radiant nacelle
#

Okay if gold is 3x the plasteel of blue then do we know if gold is 3x the chances? Or less?

calm salmon
#

so if you're ONLY looking for tier 4 blessings to fill out your sticker book

radiant nacelle
#

No

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I only want savage sweep 4

#

I don't care about anything else in life

calm salmon
#

Your only option is shotgunning plasteel straight to the dome

radiant nacelle
#

Right and that's fine

calm salmon
#

which means mass upgrading weapons to gold

radiant nacelle
#

I'm just trying to get clarification on if running to gold is better long term than stopping at blue

#

I'm trying to be very plain here lol

calm salmon
#

stopping at blue is ONLY for once you've gotten the sticker book full

radiant nacelle
#

I don't care about sticker book

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I just want ss4

calm salmon
#

It saves plasteel rolling duds over and over cause they roll badly on first perk and blessing

#

holy fuck my guy

north sedge
#

Just roll gold

radiant nacelle
#

How are we on the same topic and missing each other completely

calm salmon
#

I cannot make this any clearer:

ROLL TO BLUE IF YOU ALREADY HAVE THE BLESSINGS YOU WANT - This maximizes plasteel to god rolls

ROLL TO GOLD IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR SPECIFIC BLESSINGS

cerulean moth
#

And if your built incorrectly spam melks mystery shop

calm salmon
#

i mean if you have 12 million plasteel like the fatshark devs

#

not a bad idea KEKW_ogryn

cerulean moth
#

😭

ember yew
#

which means plasteel(etc) cap is the same as ordodockets

#

25m

radiant nacelle
calm salmon
#

I'm not sure what the specific breakpoints are on weapon rating but its a good rule of thumb to only focus on 360+ rated weapons

clear knot
#

._.

radiant nacelle
cerulean moth
#

God just fuck already jeeez

radiant nacelle
#

Lol

#

Numbers important

clear knot
#

@calm salmon r u gaming todaye?

calm salmon
#

aye

#

what do you wanna do. Darktiddles or hd2

clear knot
#

After I eat probably some darktide

#

If that sounds good

calm salmon
#

works for me

ornate bone
#

💀

placid fiber
ornate bone
#

sad how this have gotten like nothing at all

#

some scuffed armors n wep skins that no1 care about and that it

median steeple
#

Yeah because fatshark can't make a good camo

open pollen
frosty herald
#

I was an ogryn named odon

median steeple
#

Apparently ||hive lords or centipedes|| have been sighted

#

Idk much about it

#

Prob not true just some propaganda from terrorists

frosty herald
#

Sighted or just molts?

cerulean moth
#

On tertium?

median steeple
#

Like sighted sighted

frosty herald
#

Oh fuck

cerulean moth
#

Or is this hd2

median steeple
#

Hd2

cerulean moth
#

I’m ending my life

#

Hate you hd2 fuckeds

#

Grrr

open pollen
median steeple
#

I'm waiting for a clip to be posted to confirm but the patch was so bad its gonna obliterate all news

leaden pebble
#

bruhhhh
i finally see an agrip braced in the shop extension so i open the game and its 2 levels higher than me so i wont be able to get it

median steeple
#

Brunt's? Or is that level locked

#

Just use brunt's to get a weapon you want

#

Not like you can get a super roll anyqa

leaden pebble
#

oh right

#

fair enough

placid fiber
leaden pebble
placid fiber
#

Yep, lol

#

Glad I could help, hehe

north sedge
cerulean moth
#

Weapon nerfs?

north sedge
#

probably! I just hate any change because I'm a g*mer! Grr

leaden pebble
#

they halved my favorite weapon's ammo

north sedge
#

(Yes and i agree with most of em, especially the eruptor)

leaden pebble
#

post-railgun nerf i have disagreed with many of their changes
alas im not a developer so what do i know about making games xd