zealot-class

[sterile stone]

Orochi ain't even that annoying anymore

He's not like highlander

https://tenor.com/view/for-honor-gudmundr-kick-video-game-attack-gif-17691755

[maiden path]

they nbeed to add more moves like this for reworks

[visual stream]

Do people still spam lights with him or have they made that less rewarding

[maiden path]

not just slapping a dodge attack on everyone

and saying they fixed it

[visual stream]

Haven't played in years since PS4

[sterile stone]

I really don't think warlord would ever get Gundmundr's hug

[maiden path]

everytime they rework someone they just make it into another stupid copy paste character

add some cool grabs

[cerulean moth]

@ornate bone wtf

[sterile stone]

I mean Kyoshin is just Tozen

[burnt ivy]

Man, For Honor makes me mad, so much wasted potential

[sterile stone]

But more femboyish looking

[cerulean moth]

Just get that title damn

[maiden path]

kyoshins so cool

more characters need odd gimmicks like him

[sterile stone]

What do you mean

[visual stream]

Shugoki should have an automatic counter where he just slaps him bc size diff

[maiden path]

FUICKING SPINNING BLADES SO FAST YOU CAN BLOCK EVERYTHING

shit makes no sense

[sterile stone]

Kyoshin is just a mix of orochi and like ...... warden

With some of his attacks sped up

[maiden path]

if we saying that

centurions the only unique character out of everyone

[sterile stone]

Mans forgetting Shinobi

[maiden path]

shouldr bash

[sterile stone]

Litterally right there

[maiden path]

light top heaby

shibnobi

kick move

top light

kick

top light

[sterile stone]

Mans is a sub par shinobi player

And it shows

[maiden path]

shinobi fucking sucks dick

tell me when he gets more then 90 health

[sterile stone]

CAPITAL

Bro can't hang

Shinobi is a great hero

[frosty herald]

me and my terrorist ogryn

[maiden path]

i dont play for honor as a fighting game

i play it as guitar hero

[visual stream]

When I'm in a swamp ass game design competition and my opponent is a For Honor developer

[frosty herald]

the ski mask is essential

[maiden path]

parry on reb

heaby

[sterile stone]

The ogryn from Chiraq

[calm salmon]

uh

[frosty herald]

O block ogryn

[maiden path]

sah told me to blow up the train station

hitokiri

charb heavy

charb kick

charb heaby

win

why does for honor

have fucking bouncing attacks

[frozen ibex]

It's Lisan Al Gaib but thicc.

[maiden path]

JUST GO THROUGH A WALL

[sterile stone]

I bet you're a pirate player

I can smell it

[cerulean moth]

Hating on pirate after all the nerfs

Pleb

[sterile stone]

Bum with a gun

[cerulean moth]

I ain’t even play that shit ass character

[sterile stone]

Can't change my mind

[cerulean moth]

And I’m not that WEAK

[maiden path]

WHO.......

im too poor to afford pirate

15k steel for a shitty blackbeard

ill just keep spamming charge heavy

[spare talon]

which region title goes the hardest

[fleet zealot]

cyber falcon sounds like an 80s movie

[median steeple]

Cyber falcon, ring master, shift leader primus all go hard

[north sedge]

Rong master because it's the silliest

[median steeple]

rong

[north sedge]

Leaving that typo cause it's even funnier

[median steeple]

I wish it was rong in game now

[unreal summit]

is there like a build site for the zealot too like the ogranomicon

[north sedge]

No

[median steeple]

no we dont have a super generalized thing like that, we have a crusher guide and a weapon table

[north sedge]

There's some bits and bobs in pins otherwise ask

[coarse birch]

Shift leader primus

[unreal summit]

F

[coarse birch]

Sounds super over dramatic but its 40k

[spare talon]

the thing exhil is making is pretty solid, keeps it short and sweet and says all important information about weapons and such
also its funny cuz the notes for dclaw is just a picture of my profile

[median steeple]

SLP reminds me more of transformers than 40k

[frosty herald]

archivum sage

[astral hound]

Ok so zealot guide is take zarona revolver, dclaw if cool heavy sword if not, grab all of the good nodes, kill stuff

It's not that complicated

[spare talon]

shift leader primus is what a nerd would say their job is when in reality theyre just a shift supervisor

[spare talon]

so true

[median steeple]

press F and win

[astral hound]

If you do take dclaw what you're gonna wanna do is unbind m1 and m2 and keep spamming special & scream at the vet if he even shoots a single groaner because it staggers it so there's no attack to parry

[shy river]

I'm the stereotypical zealot smooth brain chasing this dumb loner penance, I'm sorry to the pub players who are matched with me

[astral hound]

I hate that penance so much it's got me hoping my team mates die so i can just get it over with

[spare talon]

honestly zealot builds are very reliant on keystones, meaning theres 3 main ones

piety build which is all about crits and reducing your ability cooldown by landing them
martyrdom which is gaining buffs as your health gets drained over the course of the mission, like a safety cushion
judgement is literally just the weapons platform build, the keystone gives a wide range of good buffs for almost no effort but doesnt do anything crazy, everything works with it

making a zealot build honestly is either choosing a keystone then a weapon that compliments it, or the other way around

[frosty herald]

played ogryn for 1 match

i could feel my brain melting

[spare talon]

i used the mmt mod to solo queue into a mercantile and just the data interrogator room at the start to get those done

since they dont stop spawning

[astral hound]

Never tried mmt

Back in my day we matched into china servers so the matching algo couldn't find any teammates

[spare talon]

thats what i did originally for dream team

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/auuggghh-ugh-eeughh-eaogkdaogh-snoringaneurysm-gif-25678805

[spare talon]

but with this i can always choose mercantile for maximum efficiency

[median steeple]

damn a 2022 throwback

[frosty herald]

i was so goated posting that meme

also 1 frame of loona

[median steeple]

thanks bricky

[fleet zealot]

basically a sleeper agent activator for furries

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-whatever-yes-don't-care-shrug-gif-14605373170115720073

[median steeple]

fuck

I sneezed and now my body hurts

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mexican-standoff-freddiew-key-and-peele-america-murca-gif-23556306

[median steeple]

melitn

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-on-prime-fallout-prime-video-bethesda-maximus-gif-341377901427165611

[median steeple]

hes so real for that

[frosty herald]

as much as the show irks me i love maximus

massive goofball with negative intelligence charisma and insane luck

[median steeple]

I love thaddeus

[maiden path]

psyker mog

[frosty herald]

james is such a memelord

[fleet zealot]

this is cannon

[median steeple]

peak darktide media

[spare talon]

for those who havent seen the full thing

[burnt ivy]

The 1 frame of the furry woman is crazy lmfao

[median steeple]

my fav frame from that video

should've been a sticker

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-mewing-mewing-meme-think-thinking-gif-8986451654826218658

[frosty herald]

@lusty turtle you have a job to do

[ornate bone]

What's BiS Blessings Columnus?

[nimble fiber]

I got u

[spare talon]

its too small as an emote
it has to be a sticker

[spare talon]

send it in its own message

so its larger

[nimble fiber]

[fleet zealot]

text too small

gotta be a stikcer

[spare talon]

yeah it needs sticker

[nimble fiber]

how do u make stickers?

[fleet zealot]

no idea

[misty nova]

Private server probably

[frosty herald]

easily in a private server

you need to have gotten permision for it from the owner

[astral hound]

dumdum is #1, 2nd is debatable but i like deathspitter

[burnt ivy]

I swear, Heresy randoms give you IRL Peril % for how stupid they are lmfao

[calm salmon]

[cerulean moth]

[calm salmon]

[ivory marlin]

look at my awful aim

everyone on the steps that was dead i killed

[fleet zealot]

that body

lmao

[spare talon]

then why are you on heresy

[burnt ivy]

It's like going to the zoo to see the animals

[placid fiber]

Why do you think we have to take a break, or risk exploding?

[ivory marlin]

yeah i cliped it cuz the legion who flung but my softwear isnt letting me edit it

[burnt ivy]

I mean, it's amusing but sucks when I'm trying to level other characters that aren't max level lol

[frosty herald]

i was on lesath for helldivers looking at the helldive diff board

and i see a random mission

with a lvl 23 player

[calm salmon]

I just stuck to malice to level my characters.

It's not impossible to play damnation with garbage weapons and not all of your character skills, but its not fun.

malice gaming is best gaming for big chillax hours

[spare talon]

ideally a malice or heresy maelstrom shows up

[burnt ivy]

Chill gaming is a full lobby of people that I know

Not randoms

Randoms are good for content farming

[calm salmon]

I dunno. I can carry auric damnations on my back if need be

so just hopping down to malice to actually turn my brain off is fun every now and again

[spare talon]

malice is so sleeper that you dont even ahve to worry about randoms

[lusty turtle]

IM FREE

NO MORE PSYKER PENANCES TO DO

[calm salmon]

You do need to worry about trappers and dogs though.

But like

that just never changes

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[lusty turtle]

@coarse birch YOUR CLASS SUCKS

[spare talon]

but at this point im literally hard wired to lock in for the 3 seconds i need to when i hear them

[calm salmon]

ayup

and since its malice, you're not getting face fucked by 92 crushers and all their homies

while 4 trappers are chillin in the backline

[spare talon]

psyker penances honestly were the least miserable

[frosty herald]

reporting you for throwing several games with smite

[lusty turtle]

na vet ones are easy

psyker bar scriers DD is

[calm salmon]

Ogryn ones are definitely the easiest

they're just

fucking tedious

[spare talon]

FUCK marksmans focus

[calm salmon]

"Hey, do this incredibly simple action, but a FUCK TON of times"

[lusty turtle]

i plan to not do ogryn at all

[lusty turtle]

MF is easy

literally 6 second grace period

[spare talon]

yeah but i dont like using guns

[calm salmon]

finally MF allows me to potato aim

[spare talon]

[calm salmon]

:praisebe:

(i don't actually have potato aim)

(I've just practiced shooting centermass my whole life)

[spare talon]

i do
its why i use revolver

[calm salmon]

(MF makes that a non-starter)

[burnt ivy]

Revolver is a banger

[calm salmon]

revolver needs its projectile size nerfed into the ground

make it the same size as the throwing knife

and dumpster the penetration

call it a day

[burnt ivy]

Hell nah

That shit bangin

Keep it good

We need better revolvers in games

[misty nova]

Talks about MF but not WS

[calm salmon]

what the fuck is WS

[misty nova]

Weapon Specialist

[frosty herald]

projectile size will never get changed

[calm salmon]

Weapon Specialist is braindead shit

[burnt ivy]

Mother fucker but not Weapon Specialist?

[frosty herald]

its one of the core mechanics in darktide to make headshotting easier

[burnt ivy]

What?

[calm salmon]

(Its really good, but arguably too strong/too narrow)

[spare talon]

it also doesnt help that any time i was trying to shoot something, someone else would kill, stagger, suppress, and id either miss, not get the kill, or body shot them

[calm salmon]

WepSp is amazing for the revolver and plasma gun.

It's. . . super ass for everything else.

[burnt ivy]

What's MF lmfao

[spare talon]

weapon specialist took me 2.5 games

[burnt ivy]

Motherfucker?

[calm salmon]

Marksman Focus

[burnt ivy]

Ah

[calm salmon]

Veteran Keystone

botton left

[burnt ivy]

Close enough

[calm salmon]

yeah pretty much

[burnt ivy]

Imma call it Motherfucker

[calm salmon]

"MUTHERFUCKER AM I BAD AT AIMING"

[misty nova]

Nah you lyin', really? Nah you lyin'

[burnt ivy]

Get shot at, proceed to use motherfucker

Kill enemy

[spare talon]

surgical revolver

ez

[burnt ivy]

Yell motherfucker at them

[spare talon]

literally 80/250 on my first game

[calm salmon]

I'm still not sure how I feel about Veteran's immunity to suppression being moved from Executioner's Stance to a stand-alone talent further down the tree

it kinda feels like that should be a veteran passive

[misty nova]

. build

[burnt ivy]

I'm going to make a schizo edit of Heresy randoms

My peril percentage will now skyrocket as I get footage

[calm salmon]

and you can just bypass it with plasma gun/helbores anyway

so I dun get it

[burnt ivy]

_ _

[calm salmon]

my experience with randoms has been overall fine

[lusty turtle]

i think suppression just needs a rework

[burnt ivy]

Don't play Heresy with randoms

[fleet zealot]

then stop playing there

[calm salmon]

I've had I think two or three outbursts pointed at my teammates?

[lusty turtle]

its current implementation sucks

[calm salmon]

and one pointed into this chat

[burnt ivy]

It's funny to watch them walk off of the spawn and off the map

[calm salmon]

I didn't actually hate my teammates, they were just super fucking bad. Like "Why are you in auric damnation" bad

[burnt ivy]

I've literally sat there before and gone on a groaning rant of "how do you wake up in the morning and get out of bed? Do you need a squad of 3 other people to help you? Do you get lost on the way to the bathroom?"

[calm salmon]

Doesn't really feel like there's a good way to overhaul suppression in a way that'll ever feel good. I'd almost be happy with fatshark just removing the mechanic and slightly buffing ranged enemies damage in exchange.

[misty nova]

Homie got the

[burnt ivy]

_ _

[median steeple]

Ah he's the

[burnt ivy]

Lmao

[lusty turtle]

i mean, the best way is have suppression build up on the player the more they are shot at instead of

[spare talon]

GUYS
HES LYING

[burnt ivy]

_ _

[lusty turtle]

"one gunner sniffed at you you cant aim"

[calm salmon]

remove suppression

Give us back release darktide dreg stalkers

[burnt ivy]

My words go beyond human understanding

[median steeple]

Fucking FIBBER

[spare talon]

what were they like
i only started playing in january

[calm salmon]

~100ms cooldown between salvoes

[frosty herald]

Launch shotgunners

[spare talon]

january of 2023 i mean

[calm salmon]

60-100 damage a salvo(it was 1 shot = 20 damage, and they have three salvoes of 3/4/5 shots - the salvo shot mechanic remains the same to this day)

[fossil crag]

᲼

[burnt ivy]

I shall collect Schizophrenia inducing mashup songs and record footage of Heresy randoms doing the dumbest things imaginable

[misty nova]

Damn

[calm salmon]

and they just spawned in gigafuckoffhuge packs

[spare talon]

‌‌

[burnt ivy]

Man, he really

[fossil crag]

alt 225

[burnt ivy]

_ _

[spare talon]

i have the superior

[calm salmon]

So fatshark nerfed their quantity and replaced them with more melee enemies, and nerfed their DPS

[spare talon]

‌‌

[ivory marlin]

Guys

[burnt ivy]

Nuh-uh

[ivory marlin]

Guys

[burnt ivy]

_ _

[burnt ivy]

No way, it's a Heresy quickmatch random

[fleet zealot]

gals

nonbinary pals

[ivory marlin]

Oh true my apologies

[ivory marlin]

No she’s pretty smart

[burnt ivy]

Ah I see

[calm salmon]

ûÿÖDšÖÑ←↔≥≥*Ω?≥☺☻$♦♣♠•◘○♂}♪♫☼►◄↕‼

we love alt codes

[burnt ivy]

(⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)

[misty nova]

Understandable, have a nice day

[fleet zealot]

i dont care i just awnted to say it

[burnt ivy]

I found a perfect title for this new video of mine

"The Imperium's worst"

[calm salmon]

"The Imperium's Rejects"*

[median steeple]

Trash people

[burnt ivy]

Worst Rejects

[spare talon]

the rejected rejects

[median steeple]

That's me asf

[burnt ivy]

Lmfao bet

[misty nova]

Tertium's Latrine Guards

[burnt ivy]

They'd fall in probably

"man I lagged"

[spare talon]

"emperor protect us" bitch you cant protect your healthbar

[fleet zealot]

tbf my first boot of the day of darktide always lags the fuck out

constnat hitches

[burnt ivy]

My first match of the day is always a win

[fleet zealot]

i just have to start the game, load up meat grinder, then exit and re open

[burnt ivy]

For no reason

Then I find the scum

[calm salmon]

pain

my darktide just runs like shit in general

30-72 fps

for no reason

I have no idea why I have such a wide ranging fps, but its fuckin annoying

[burnt ivy]

I mod my game and I've had one bug that caused a massive FPS drop

[fleet zealot]

as long as my fps isn't dropping too hard I can ignore fps drops

[coarse birch]

what happened

[fleet zealot]

i was raised on 240p monitors with 15 fps and 200 ping

[lusty turtle]

i played psyker

[burnt ivy]

It was someone's title got corrupted and covered my screen ending in me having to not look at them the entire match or id freeze for a few seconds.

[lusty turtle]

for 30 matches

[south folio]

LMAOOOO

[calm salmon]

yeah I played world of tanks at 5-15 fps for 2 years

[spare talon]

a mod dropped not to long ago that raises darktide higher in the cpu priority and using it has made my game run better and dips below my fps cap of 90 way less often

[fleet zealot]

that's was me with dota 2

[south folio]

yeah yoshi your class sucks imagine playing that class

[fleet zealot]

what's the naem

[south folio]

pretty cringe to play psyker, like???

[coarse birch]

i am being attacked

[calm salmon]

I don't really mind low fps. I just hate how inconsistent the frames are in darktide

[fleet zealot]

name

[south folio]

what bet did you lose to do this

[calm salmon]

name please

[spare talon]

i did paid recoveries in destiny 2 on a pc that would crash if more than 3 tabs were open

[coarse birch]

when you say sucks do you just mean

[ripe quest]

Time to perform some framesmaxxing

[coarse birch]

unenjoyable

[spare talon]

i forgot the name but you can easily find it by looking at recent mods on nexus

[ripe quest]

I bet I can get Darktide to hit 600

[south folio]

shoot yoshi

[lusty turtle]

ofc

[spare talon]

thumbnail is a mutant with a cpu plastered on its face

[coarse birch]

😔

[vocal pulsar]

yoshi is good

arco is bad

[calm salmon]

oh yeah, that same computer(It was a laptop) would routinely give me first and second degree burns on my left middle finger because the CPU was right under the W key.

[coarse birch]

cant blame you

[vocal pulsar]

arco is bad and sucks

[lusty turtle]

if we were talking power scale psyker is crazy good

[ripe quest]

yoshi is good at the game, arco doesn't have teeth

[spare talon]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/295

[lusty turtle]

but i never mean that

[vocal pulsar]

dislike arco. hate arco, arco horrible

[coarse birch]

yeah i knew what you meant

[lusty turtle]

i had to choose one:

do psyker penances
do ogryn penances

[coarse birch]

not powerscale

[spare talon]

i thought geese had teeth

[lusty turtle]

i chose the lesser of 2 evils

[coarse birch]

i just had a stupid psyker game

[ripe quest]

He rolled a 99/100 and failed

[south folio]

you motherfuckers

[coarse birch]

why plural

i didnt say anything

[indigo basin]

is this penance bugged?

3 missions now using my fury it hasnt gone up

[spare talon]

show me your skill tree

[vocal pulsar]

i heard arco doesnt have teeth

[misty nova]

I don't remember fucking no mother (bad joke I know)

[vocal pulsar]

arco is all gums

no teeth

[coarse birch]

psyker balanced btw :)

[indigo basin]

oh that fury lol

[lusty turtle]

: )

[south folio]

three people here are currently harassing me in vc

[indigo basin]

my bad

[lusty turtle]

based

[south folio]

mods please ban mankar, yoshi, and exhillious

[indigo basin]

thought it meant this fury lol

[coarse birch]

owned

[spare talon]

way to go guys, lets see if we can keep this up

[south folio]

mods can we ban the dclaw from the game?

[spare talon]

it says "while in fury"

[spare talon]

WHAT

[indigo basin]

i figured "in fury" was during the swing after initiating

[ivory marlin]

Arco getting bullied?

[spare talon]

2000 enemies with it

[indigo basin]

yee

[ivory marlin]

Man if i wasn’t going to work rn id join in

[spare talon]

that would suck ass

[drifting wolf]

would you recommend this for an i7 11th gen 11700k or is it gonna give my game a stroke

[indigo basin]

i use the tigrus its not so bad you get like 6 in 1 swing

[spare talon]

idk

[indigo basin]

but yeah thanks for the info lol

[spare talon]

they poster said it may or may not work but you can just disable it if it makes it worse

[drifting wolf]

i've had this cpu for 3 years and have never found a proper consensus to its effectiveness besides "it alright"

[spare talon]

its literally just two registry edit files
one enables it and the other disables it

[fleet zealot]

ty

[burnt ivy]

It has begun, I shall collect footage

[fleet zealot]

fatshark hasn't responded to my request yet through support

i must wait till monday

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/sully-walk-monsters-inc-gif-16339267

[burnt ivy]

What's that supposed to mean lmfao

[misty nova]

How they pull up knowing they are the worst

[burnt ivy]

They certainly don't know they the worst, they constantly act like they the best lmfao

It's always the cocky ones that jump from Malice to Heresy and end up being shit stomped into the ground

[ornate bone]

https://streamable.com/mkxq1z

[worldly lagoon]

The thing fixing my FPS issues was fixing the memory leak

https://imgur.com/a/k5iOzfp

[burnt ivy]

That's a large amount of sniper

[neat hatch]

goofy ass clipping

gj fatshart

[maiden path]

erm do u still have the piety build somewhere......

[spare talon]

yes

[maiden path]

thank u

this outfit fucks when its symmetrical;

[ripe quest]

I love installing mods

such a dopamine hit each time

[maiden path]

why the fuck do you need so many mods

[maiden path]

i used that fucking cpu priority mod

shit started deadlocking my game

[ripe quest]

Your computer sucks ass I don't doubt it.

[maiden path]

mods fault at that point

shit made it worse

ma cpu is shit!!!!

[ripe quest]

If I wasn't supposed to install that many then why did they make so many good looking mods?

[maiden path]

said mod it supposed 2 make it not suck!!

it sucked worse!!

[maiden path]

mod addict......

[burnt ivy]

Erm director AI sir, can you not make my penance so difficult?

Director AI: haha 20 Crushers and 5 Ragers with a dash of Maulers and 2 Trappers and Pox Bombers

[ripe quest]

What...? noooooooooo

totes not

[burnt ivy]

Fart

[ripe quest]

typical behavior

[burnt ivy]

Real

[maiden path]

why must i use krak grenades......

i will die.....

if i use krak grenades i die/.........

[burnt ivy]

It's not as bad as what I nabbed from my friend

[ripe quest]

I caught a CM saying x3.

[spare talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752156106071081021/1200653623802216508/gufjdhd.gif

[maiden path]

i really wish the cool pants werent locked behind unfun shit

man i dont wanna use fucking smoke grenades 😭

[sterile stone]

She will be missed

[burnt ivy]

The sound of the warp

[burnt ivy]

After I toss in voicemod

[vocal pulsar]

feel like a womanlet

[ripe quest]

yoshi caught lacking yet again

[sterile stone]

That vet drip is depressing

[burnt ivy]

100% what the fuckin Eye of Terror sounds like after consuming a world with a copy of voicemod on it

[coarse birch]

Wym lacking

[burnt ivy]

Jesus Christ

[maiden path]

hmm

[burnt ivy]

That man is beef

[maiden path]

i need industrial camo

where the military freaks at

[burnt ivy]

Guh

[maiden path]

you use squares for industrial camo dont you

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[burnt ivy]

The fuck is a square

[frosty herald]

SHUT UP

[maiden path]

hold oin

[fleet zealot]

i really

want to call teh wardens on this

you know what

momma didn''t raise not bitch

[burnt ivy]

What, from Minecraft?

[maiden path]

these

[cerulean moth]

WAIT

[fleet zealot]

<@&735928989146939404>

[nimble fiber]

[cerulean moth]

EXCEPT EXPLAIN

[burnt ivy]

Damn that's crazy

[cerulean moth]

EXPLAIJ WHY FIRST

Oh

Nvm

[maiden path]

i think you use squara camo for industrial

[burnt ivy]

He called the yellow police

[severe patrol]

Be normal please lol

[cerulean moth]

The piss police

[fleet zealot]

[maiden path]

mgs5 taught me that

[burnt ivy]

But this is Zealot chat, we aren't normal, we are very special

[severe patrol]

[maiden path]

did you guys know your not supposed to wear black at night if your being sneaky

[sterile stone]

I'm starting to realize why body armor in this game doesn't have a camo pattern

[maiden path]

your supposed to wear grey

[sterile stone]

And is just a flat color

[maiden path]

exactly

[frosty herald]

erm camo isnt supposed to hide you

[maiden path]

ill have to fidget around to change it

[maiden path]

🤓

[spare talon]

but professionals have standards

[frosty herald]

its akshually supposed to break the shape of your body so its harder to identify you

[maiden path]

erm bro think he the boss.....

[burnt ivy]

Do I look like a professional?

[cerulean moth]

Erm

[lusty turtle]

that doesn't make you immune to the rules. behave

[cerulean moth]

The professional is a vet personality

Erm

It’s not apart of zealot chat

Erm

So your wrong erm

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/kotte-animation-ratatouille-gif-5094620746421680125

[fleet zealot]

lmao

[maiden path]

DUDE

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-cat-gif-12994496725234862405

[maiden path]

why doesnt vet have a fucking beret

[sterile stone]

Better question

[cerulean moth]

There was

[sterile stone]

Why doesn't vet havea cigar

[maiden path]

i need a beret

[cerulean moth]

It looked@hella cute on one fem vet I saw

[cerulean moth]

I was like that Lego Batman gif

Someone post it for me

[frosty herald]

we should beat big boss's ass

[maiden path]

if i ever get a cigar ill just be rtghinking of this 24/7

tony soprano smoking

24/7

smoking on that sniper opppack

[burnt ivy]

Finally, I found the breakpoint of the server of what I cannot say or do

[frosty herald]

smoking that crusher pack

[lusty turtle]

"wow i found out breaking the rules is bad"

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-smoking-a-cigar-tony-soprano-cigar-tony-soprano-cigar-gif-7705468042119447259

[frosty herald]

brainrot royalle

[burnt ivy]

Mmmm crayons

[maiden path]

beaming a sniper from 80m

[sterile stone]

All he wanted

Was some gabaghoul

[maiden path]

dont say

alright man

ur on thin ice

!

tony soprano is a patron saint of the italians

[sterile stone]

I ain't gonna lie to you chie

I wouldn't want a balding fat guy as my patron saint

[sterile stone]

But das juss me

[maiden path]

u aint seen him smoke a cigar

[sterile stone]

I seen the man devour a pack of deli meat

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-cigar-gif-23128361

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna see no more

[maiden path]

holy shit he's so cool

[misty nova]

Really? You have Yosuke and you want to use makajam

[maiden path]

if you had someone prying into your private life they wouldnt want YOU as a patron saint

[burnt ivy]

Eat a bag of shredded cheese raw

[maiden path]

dont attack tony soprano for what he does behind closed doors

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

do not post audios of characters beating their schmeat on to discord

[cerulean moth]

The sapranos be like

If she doesn’t have back problems by the time she’s 20?!

I don’t want none of it

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1233549015006838795/VID_27620811_193656_840.mp4?ex=662d7f8b&is=662c2e0b&hm=050af179f307cfdc1e97e1cb9b5aea753b314e3375b97da5cc8bcdbf2cae7b2f&

[cerulean moth]

(I have never watched the show)

[sterile stone]

This is why I'm not a fed

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-26735768

[cerulean moth]

Shut up GLOWIE

[sterile stone]

You're Australian

You don't exist

[cerulean moth]

1980266 sleeper agent code

Wake up

Wake up

[burnt ivy]

Damn, he isn't being fed

Get him a sandwich

[median steeple]

shameful

[burnt ivy]

Must be starving smh smh

[sterile stone]

I'm putting vegan cheese in your milk the next time you make cereal

[cerulean moth]

AND ILL EAT IT

[burnt ivy]

That's major sucksville

[sterile stone]

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-monday-left-me-broken-cat-talking-cat-gif-4255367456898854409

[cursive cloak]

whats the zealot opinion on the heavy swords?

[burnt ivy]

Ngl being told to "be normal" in a Warhammer Darktide discord is crazy lmfao

Definitely going up on the wall of funny

[north sedge]

🤔

[cerulean moth]

Good!

I enjoy them on a Marty build with max swing speed

[fleet zealot]

great weapons

[cerulean moth]

Chasity the wicket

Wicked

Eat boards

[fleet zealot]

yea cause we aren't posting JO audios

[ripe quest]

They're great, Deathblow is really potent. Solid generalist option with a glaring Carapace weakness.

[cerulean moth]

Shut up ferret I spoke forest

[fleet zealot]

ok lorax

[median steeple]

elgi

[cursive cloak]

melk sold me one today, 20 maniac, 20 carapace, wrath 4 and savage sweep 3

[ripe quest]

VI and VII are more geared towards ST with 2 hard hitting heavies, the IX trades the 2nd heavy for 2 lower damage cleave profile heavies that chain into eachother.

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bardin-slayer-vermintide-gif-24272560

[cursive cloak]

the mk 6

[ripe quest]

W/ that you'd swap both blessings. Deathblow + Headtaker ideally.

[burnt ivy]

It ain't real of course lmfao

[sterile stone]

The hell is JO audio?

[ripe quest]

+Cara isn't recommended imo since you're better off taking an anti-Crusher ranged weapon, but it's not the worst.

[cursive cloak]

oof, wrath isn't good I suppose?

figured I'd keep manic and wrath

[maiden path]

hmmm

[burnt ivy]

Lmfaooo

What have I started

[sterile stone]

Nothing.

[north sedge]

the sweep blessings are unnecessary on heavy sword

[ripe quest]

+Cleave could be interesting but the problem is you can get a lot of value out of Deathblow and Headtaker helps it a lot. Rampage as an alt if you want the extra cleave and stagger at the cost of a tiny bit of damage and a different proc condition.

[cursive cloak]

gotcha

[maiden path]

oh shit actually kindof badass\

[burnt ivy]

Blue

[median steeple]

this pisses me off astronomically

[ripe quest]

If you ever want to rock a +Cleave Hsword just to try it best bet would probs be the IX w/ Savage + Rampage.

[maiden path]

blue would break your silhouette

[median steeple]

fuck

I just saw the grammer mistake

im cooked

[maiden path]

erm what does....

[ripe quest]

Oooh actually, forgot that Headtaker is +Power and not damage. mb. Rampage would just be a small downgrade.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-more-you-know-gif-26317296

aw it got edited

[median steeple]

I refuse

[maiden path]

hey can u guys fuck off im trying to do a photo shoot

bald ass head

[frosty herald]

Bros going to the navy

[maiden path]

i wanna do black and white camo

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/in-the-navy-village-people-music-video-point-recruit-gif-5312242

[maiden path]

but it doesnt look good with the blocks

[maiden path]

also the coat looks fucked

[hushed knoll]

@misty mason @lusty turtle lemon chicken orzo

[cerulean moth]

I’m NOT a tree hugging, leaf loving, in wood munching seed planting wreath weaving, soil feeding, and water purifying, shit recycling, carbon capturing, tree shitter knife ear

Never call me that AGIN

[lusty turtle]

that looks

[burnt ivy]

How do you shit a tree

[lusty turtle]

vaguely normal for once

[frosty herald]

Its just black on the bottom

[median steeple]

mush

[steel agate]

punishing bird jumpscare

[ripe quest]

bro you have whole fucking lemons in there get the skin out and squeeze that in there like a normal person

[cerulean moth]

My dogs puke had the same colour once

[coarse birch]

stan has posted normal food recently

[cerulean moth]

What about the zeast bro

But the zest

[burnt ivy]

It loose in the facility, big scary

[ripe quest]

That's not a zested lemon and you know it

[lusty turtle]

did someone kill him off screen?

[coarse birch]

unsure

[ripe quest]

That's an entire lemon in 1/4ths just sitting there

[coarse birch]

i think he is conjuring up the worst creation yet

[coarse birch]

getting our guards down

[split ibex]

Is Hsword IX still the best one?

[maiden path]

CHAT I FOUND THE OTHER GLOVE

[north sedge]

tbf he did post that charcoal the other day

[ripe quest]

It's like the great Jerma drama where he got replaced at some point in 2019 with a lunatic alien.

[coarse birch]

on a good cut of meat 😭

[frosty herald]

Stan badly burned his hand while cooking

He has yet to respond as to what he did when cooking

[cerulean moth]

Stand is a weird guy

[ripe quest]

It's good but the VI and VII have ground over it for ST.

[cerulean moth]

Or is he

What if stand doing a bit

[split ibex]

ST?

[ripe quest]

single target

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/l7pzlz

[split ibex]

Okay gotcha. Well I've gotten pretty good at block cancelling to speed up the special on the IX so that hasn't become much of an issue

[sterile stone]

If I go to bite my food

And it's cake

I'm sending you to god

It's as simple as that

[cerulean moth]

What’s special attack do on HS again?

[split ibex]

It's a high stagger high ADM swing with the back of the sword

[cerulean moth]

Damage wise

Oh ok

[split ibex]

At least for the IX

[cerulean moth]

Should have made it a can opener

[median steeple]

my fav part of this clip is that he sounds like he is on the brink of tears

[lusty turtle]

better into carapace

[north sedge]

stan is pretty much always on the brink of something when he's getting pounded by something

https://streamable.com/dnnoh6

[split ibex]

fire emblem armorslayer sword when

[frosty herald]

The soundboard is foul lmao

[coarse birch]

Remember when can opener was unique into making you stronger into carapace

Good times

[cerulean moth]

Can opener on ripper gun

My beloved

Still going strong

[spare talon]

i just got grabbed mid dodge by a chaos spawn (still hate how inconsistent it is)
gunner next to me just kept swinging away as it held me
beast of nurgle kept vomiting on me while i was held
immediately grabbed by beast of nurgle mid air when thrown
beast carries me to a room off to the side and just sits there while a crusher slams on me deleting my remaining health and continues to do so until my invunerability wears out and i fully die
im so sick of this shit
also amd replay decided it no longer wants to capture audio anymore

[lusty turtle]

never speak again dough

[north sedge]

lol

[median steeple]

mr electric KILL HIM

[north sedge]

you've heard it before skelly

you know

[coarse birch]

I think something got messed up on cspawn in the most recent patch the grab feels way less consistent to dodge

[north sedge]

i exposed you to it before

[median steeple]

it has always been ass ime

[lusty turtle]

that doesn't mean i like to be reminded!

[north sedge]

lol

[cursive cloak]

whats the best weapon to do this stupid loner backstab penance with?

[coarse birch]

Or drinking seltzer

[spare talon]

and every fucking time i get grabbed
it always results in instant and unavoidable death

[north sedge]

lol

god

[spare talon]

like literally nothing could have been done there

[north sedge]

me and josho had to hear him go all "sloppy oral" on some veggie cream cheese a couple weeks ago

[spare talon]

like they shouldnt be able to do this honestly

[median steeple]

chain grabs go hard

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/y77ys8

[median steeple]

So annoying

https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/29srHAyrsSaqjA/d1337gVt9EDl?invite=cr-MSxIS1UsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

this has been my experience with Cspawn throws

[spare talon]

like a chaos spawn HOLDING YOU UP IN THE AIR and a fire bomb on the ground still damages you, checks out
enemies on the outside of a beast of nurgle can still stab and swing at your while youre on the inside, checks out

[coarse birch]

I do agree other stuff shouldnt damage you

[spare talon]

like genuinely what the FUCK

[median steeple]

Pillar hitbox

[coarse birch]

For cspawn in particular

[median steeple]

I really hope hitboxes can be fixed soon because holy shit there are some really bad ones

[north sedge]

i think you should automatically be lit on fire and shot at if you get grabbed

[cerulean moth]

LIKE GUNNER HEAD HITBOXES

[median steeple]

nah you should combust

[lusty turtle]

off map snipers shoot you

[cerulean moth]

I swear if I had a mod to see them I could stop this psyop

[spare talon]

id say beast is worse
it makes 0 sense for any form of damage
i wouldnt be complaining about pox gas still affecting you when youre grabbed

[cerulean moth]

Then they shoot most of the head is covered by the shoulder hit box

You have to aim to the left of their head

[median steeple]

trying to shoot a gunner but the game says no

[cerulean moth]

It got better recently

THATS WHAT IM SAAYING

it’s noticeable with knifes

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/36hf50 like this but from a grab

[spare talon]

but for major forms of damage like fire and enemies, you really shouldnt be taking damage from them while disabled like that, both are yellow disables and not red ones

[median steeple]

holy shit he got executed

[lusty turtle]

josho fucking dying, both ingame and laughing, will never not be funny

[north sedge]

oh i was the one who got sniped

[lusty turtle]

not nearly as funny as him envoking the power of his spirit animal to strike down his foes

[north sedge]

lol

[coarse birch]

Speaking of bon bon he carried me through an air lock spawn door the other day

[lusty turtle]

the clip of him jumping down the staircase shrieking on sycorax i will probably recall on my deathbed

[coarse birch]

That one is so good

It was away from my team too

[misty nova]

5 star Uber

[coarse birch]

So i just skipped the elevator

[spare talon]

i think this strike team should be put to death

[median steeple]

you included?

[spare talon]

yes

[median steeple]

brapocalypse

[coarse birch]

https://streamable.com/nc7fzj

[lusty turtle]

its fucked up they added jerma to the game as a special enemy type

[maiden path]

boutta slice this dudes fucking leg off at the knee

[lusty turtle]

its so good

[coarse birch]

10/10

[median steeple]

bro started evolving

[sterile stone]

Level 39

[north sedge]

the bat shriek?

[lusty turtle]

ye, yoshi just posted it

[maiden path]

yea

i dont be playing 24/7

[sterile stone]

Mans out here duking it out on ps2 games

[north sedge]

oh no i was thinking of the other one

[sterile stone]

I get it tho

[north sedge]

where he just does a weird shriek for like 10 seconds

[lusty turtle]

other one?

that doesn't really narrow it down

[north sedge]

lol

it's a pretty distinct shriek

[coarse birch]

Ik the one

Let me find it

[hushed knoll]

It’s garnish

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/dy8c5g

heh found it too

[fleet zealot]

i reserve the right to not answer

[ripe quest]

ZEST

IS A GARNISH

A WHOLE FUCKING LEMON IS NOT

[spare dome]

youre just jealous of his constitution

[ripe quest]

If I put a pile of meat scraps on top of a fresh cooked steak and called it a garnish I'd cut my arms off. I'd sooner eat tar than give a real chef an entire lemon on top of a [-whatever that is-] instead of just having it on the side for the customer to squeeze into the meal itself, if I for whatever reason wanted to give the customer that right.

[lusty turtle]

i'm almost convinced stan is radioactive

[median steeple]

bro is a new version of godzilla

[hushed knoll]

Dude

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/1x6uij

[hushed knoll]

Its presentation

You squeeze the lemon when you take it

[ripe quest]

You don't get to call me that anymore.

[hushed knoll]

Why

[north sedge]

i am indifferent to the lemon, there are some dishes where you would do that

[delicate shadow]

I like lemon

it's zesty

citric acid my beloved

[hushed knoll]

[spare dome]

the trick is to wedge a lemon slice under your tongue so that it permeates every bite

[delicate shadow]

best tricarboxylic acid

[ripe quest]

Your crimes have gone on long enough.

[ripe quest]

I am displeased with specifically Stan's dish and the way it was handled.

[hushed knoll]

OMG AUIEUJT HIET

AQUOA HI

[delicate shadow]

....

[hushed knoll]

AQUILA

[coarse birch]

jesus

oops

didnt mean to reply

[ripe quest]

auieujt hiet and aquoa

[north sedge]

lol

[coarse birch]

my favorite part of that clip is it looks like your missing context but you arent

[delicate shadow]

I compliment stan's lemons and he murders me

[median steeple]

a man has been murdered and you're laughing out loud?

[north sedge]

that and that the 1945 bit happens the second i solve the pipe puzzle

[hushed knoll]

Why can’t I call you dude

[north sedge]

like a neuron just connected and 1945

[delicate shadow]

also hi stan

[hushed knoll]

Ily

[hushed knoll]

[cerulean moth]

Buff throwing knifes

[coarse birch]

what

[ripe quest]

You know why.

[hushed knoll]

What why?

[hushed knoll]

I don’t

[coarse birch]

also hi stan

[ripe quest]

Cap knives at 6 and then make it so if you hold the button you charge up multiple.

[cerulean moth]

I said buff throwing knife’s

If u shoot elite u get one

Or

[coarse birch]

i do think we should have less total

[cerulean moth]

If you land knife kill

[coarse birch]

6 or 7

[hushed knoll]

Why vaguely normal

[cerulean moth]

It refunds knife

Only head shot

[hushed knoll]

I burned my hand really badly

[ripe quest]

Cap at 6 and add an addon that significantly buffs the attack speed w/ new animations so you can burst them

[fleet zealot]

it's a sign from god

[coarse birch]

you did mention that

[cerulean moth]

Genji type shit

[ripe quest]

bro is not cooking

[cerulean moth]

Alt fire

[hushed knoll]

I had the skillet in the oven and I took it out and then grabbed the handle cut I forgot it was in a 400 degree oven

[north sedge]

yea that's gonna hurt a bit

[sterile stone]

What

[coarse birch]

you will in fact feel that

[hushed knoll]

Dude I’m in agony rn

It feels like wasps are stinging my hand over and over

[fleet zealot]

i learned that when i was 4

[coarse birch]

you may want to get that looked at if its bad enough

[hushed knoll]

I’m not used to putting pants in ovens

[coarse birch]

you dont usually

[hushed knoll]

So my mind just said “oh I can grab the handle”

To move the pan

[coarse birch]

whyd you put the pan in the oven anyway

[north sedge]

I too typically don't put pants in the oven

[coarse birch]

unless you mean like

a tray

[north sedge]

For the chicken im guessing

[coarse birch]

yeah im just wondering if it was like a cooking pan or a try

[median steeple]

fastest way to dry them after a wash

[coarse birch]

tray

[median steeple]

try it some day

also leave the door open

[frosty herald]

Erm what the sigma

[north sedge]

I hate soggy chicken

[sterile stone]

project zomboid mindset

[hushed knoll]

Some recipes have you do that

Like skillet recipes

[cerulean moth]

Why would you want to lower the amount of knifes we get

[coarse birch]

we kinda just have too many

[hushed knoll]

I made the sauce in the skillet after searing the chicken and then you put it all together and bake

[cerulean moth]

As in it’s just too forgiving?

[coarse birch]

forgiving and lets you like

kill rager packs with it

[cerulean moth]

That’s unironcially my fav part

Don’t take it away

[coarse birch]

i think they are a little too strong to have 12 esp since they inherit 90% of blessings and perks

[cerulean moth]

I always forget that

[north sedge]

they should nerf knives to railgun level

[cerulean moth]

Hand cannon knife my beloved

If I had Max stacks of a rending talent like uncanny strike

Throw one

It inherits that?

[ripe quest]

yee give it cleave

[cerulean moth]

I wish we had talents in the tree for knifes

Throw them in a fan

Hoard clear for the hoard clear character tho

Prob useles

[ripe quest]

them in a fan + a Man-Stopper shotgun would be hilariously good at horde clear

[sterile stone]

Genji main detected

[cerulean moth]

Genji was the only good thing to come out of that game and it’s a fact

Gameplay wise

[median steeple]

I gotta do the fan penance

goofy ass shit

[cerulean moth]

Dude when that map first came out I lift thought we had to jump into the air flow they were making and fly up

So disappointed

[sterile stone]

This is a first

Game just froze and hard crashed

[misty nova]

Yeah it happens

[maiden path]

opium fit

[cerulean moth]

The best part of the update is everyone actually@looks good

Well not everyone but teams look varied

[sterile stone]

Bro has a talent

For making the most hideous outfits

[maiden path]

those who dont understand, hate

its only natural

ur fits crack

ma fits opium

u wouldnt get it

[ripe quest]

I just realized I installed For the Drip and I can't even properly view cosmetics

[sterile stone]

They really did Ogryn down bad with the helmet

[coarse birch]

yeah that helmet is awful

but its funny

so ill allow it

[maiden path]

dont hate on the skull shape correction helmet

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/bernie-mac-smh-gif-27571314

Ogryn gonna eat good one day

[coarse birch]

ogryn has some good cosmetics

[sterile stone]

When they release the closed face helmets

[frosty herald]

The fit goes kinda hard ngl...

[spare talon]

i havent checked materials since i started playing the patch

whoops

[maiden path]

erm what the sigma

my zealot outfit being the first one loaded

opium fit.....

[coarse birch]

yeah you get a bunch of plasteel now

im only at like 80k plasteel since i spent a bit the other day

but you can get a good amount per mission now

[spare talon]

i was at this much 2 months ago

which i have crafted weapons since then

[cerulean moth]

O block ogrny

[spare talon]

i wanna see what heresy difficulty is like since the patch
what kind of goobers do we find here

[sterile stone]

🧼

[sterile stone]

What gives with the skin flap at the top of your head?

Is that apart of the haircut?

[cerulean moth]

Bro cut the hair off man

It’s gone bruh

[spare talon]

the stench will never leave

[frosty herald]

Gimme zola's hair on zealot

[sterile stone]

We have Zola's hair

[frosty herald]

Not on zealot

[sterile stone]

Starting to see more of people with the 4500 chest piece

Looks nice ngl.

[spare talon]

i have it
but that requires me to take off my normal looking clothes and i aint havin that

[maiden path]

scar

uhh

lemme find it

its just the angle

[sterile stone]

There's a upper skull scar?

[maiden path]

yh

yuh

[cerulean moth]

I want halluqietts hair

We don’t have enough black hair styles

Hers is better than what we have

[spare talon]

i forgot how boring heresy was