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i had a dude in a strike team chat call me a "god" because of my performance on knife zealot
i peaked then and there
i bet you remember everytime a rando gave you a compliment
i print the screenshots out and hang them on my wall
I'm not fucking with you, you literally can lol
so im not the only one that saves what teammates say now and again
my favorite one was the dude in an eu lobby who recognized me and insulted me
tf is the cotext
there is none which is the funny part
i still dont know what he disliked about me
all he said was "dumb takes, dumber person"
(by the end of the match he had lost his grudge)
Sounds like a real piece of work :/
secret tanner alt account
it was probably one of the guys who came in here to get corrected about their god tier build
this was many moons ago
he pinged me with scoreboards like twice in zealot chat after to prove he wasnt a bad player
lmao
ive only been recognized like
I mean you probably kicked ass like normal, so it's not too surprising lol
was he a zealot?
actually maybe a half dozen times but four are the same guy lol
i think so
but one was darcy
ah that explain it
a very spooky day
we the zealot seek aproval
i havent made a name for myself in the darktide community ingame
ive seen a very even spread of toxicity in this game
with my voip off it doesnt even exist
play like a crack cocain
i swear to god there was a running joke for a long time where people would recognize me in a match and then be like "im a big fan"
like wtf are u a fan of
im some dipshit on the internet
i play my vet like a goddamn maniac
"they like my jokes ๐ฆ "
the only person who keeps recognizing me and its cyra
the matchmaking just keeps putting us together
"my jokes are terrible"
if i play bolter vet i will go absolutely insane with my powersword
im not a fan
i play a zealot with crack cocain
made out of paper
and kantrael vet i will go insane with kant ads sniping
what does that statement even mean
holy shit its the author of the indignatus crusher guide on darktide discord zealot class channel
and none shant stop the pain train
yes the kantrael is a sniper
nobody has ever recognized me for the crusher guide thankfully
despite ren's best efforts ๐
your waht?
he's a goddamn menace
"no way that idiot wrote a coherent document like this"
it is a guide on how to recognize the crusher enemy from darktide
ur crusher guide ofc
(they are very stealthy)
only maniacs use the steam forums so if one recognized you it should be horrific
this only happened before i wrote it
dats an ork
Who, me?
i can't believe our micro e-celeb josho faded into obscurity

you do know you have to write an entirely new section when a new mark drops right
i will now turn to a life of drug use after my time in the spotlight
da zealot class microcelebrity john osho
nah he just painted himself purple
fell off
it depends entirely on how interesting it is
our local mister of battle
(he has become an ogryn main)
yeah bro hes like a mister of battle
the crusher guide exists because there's enough information about the weapon that isn't readily apparent if they release like a fuckin slop XV evis reskin with a crusher name i am NOT touching it
miser of battle๐คซ ๐งโโ๏ธ
What about if it has the bret longsword moveset?
im glad the crusher got a moebian 6th skin 
the ogryn moebian sixth drip looks cool at least
mister of battle? sounds woke idk
would end it on the spot
i know almost nothing about vermintide weapons
i played that game very casually
i will not let a blunt weapon have the bret longsword moveset
bret longsword is one of the only interesting vermintide weapons, that isn't a sienna staff
Here, have some spice to calm your nerves. x.x
i know it has the block mechanic and thats about it
how could you say that in front of my son, the halberd?
high risk high reward weapon
bret longsword wasn't high risk high reward...?
you will hear about this at the next PTA meeting
i am still mad about that dude who said the ogryn shield and crusher are very similar
fatshark had a hema instructor teach them about proper longsword combat
i have it on good authority from ogryn chat that the light 1 block light 1 of glaive is actually very complex
bret longsword was legit the most powerful weapon on Kruber :/
it has a parry built into its heavy wind up frames since it borrows from actual ox stance
It could do everything
if your guard is broken during the heavy you die on the spot ngl
I mean... if you got hit during a heavy you would also die on the spot...
You were taking spice
i dont think so
hmm
being unbelievably straight
Right here, Josho
I gave it to you
orienting?
๐
tingus is the mvp
edging
edging being a mister of battle
Hi skele
hi yoshi
you havent seen my illisi edging skills...
TRUE
i love stroking my illisi
man
i wish force swords were cool
Man I wish swords were real
me after 1 psyker match of edging
thoughts? ๐ค
I actually dont mind deimos h2 is just dumb and the special doesnt do anything
But i think its fun at least
ye they just like
Although i also think illisi is but that one has more glaring issues
they're close to being great
does overpressure stack with less ammo or is it higher ammo?
getting to change crusher has broken me as a person
it doesn't work on the fire dot, only the direct damage, which makes it useless
probably a dumb question but you never know...
Yeah they could probably use some crusherizing
How does someone reload a sword
stroking it
pressing r
it does scale the less ammunition left in the tank but it doesnt end up mattering
this too
Esp obscurus
hmmm ok so the only notable power blessing would be blaze away then?
Weapon isnt real
mattering is crazy
the only blessing you really want atm is blaze away
Reloading the sword destroys nearby bullets, as well :3
and im guessing blaze away affects the dot?
indeed
Why
ooo ok sweet. thanks
I cant even run it for shits and giggles
i REALLY like h1
rework deflector into the titanfall bullet shield
I like the light moveset (buff l2)
Signed
But nothing strings together properly
the comboing ๐
you have single target combor or single target combo
good luck fighting a horde fucko
Why am i block cancelling on a force sword
block canceling on the weapon that blinds you for pressing rmb
amazin
Its awful
yes
like, sometimes i go to block a backstab and get hit anyway
there's something fucked about it ask crab for more details
cause theres no sound effect for it
At least the push is good
i think theres no baseline for forceswords cause theres nothing to compare it to
we did it we implemented realistic blocking
which is weird cuz psyker should be the one to block from behind with their magic
psyker has laspistol unique pushes but what else
pretty sure its just laspistol due to it having a unique alt in its own right
which Im hoping we get more cool shit like that

using columnus cause im clinically insane
i refuse to use columnus on psyker while it has 4 crit strings
infinite crit is disgusting
how much weight do think horah could squat
Could be ping
recon lasgun
Iโve had instances where Iโve 180โd with my block up and still got hit
soon i will put IAG to join them at 2 crit strings
1 runebear
Try block tap
Aka push
this is why i use graia mainly
still really good
but slightly less gross
It's a reliable stagger
give them a crit string of 20
oh i know but i specifically mean for blocking backstabs just off audio
the block feels very unresponsive
na ogryns already have that
which is the real keating
dodging
i don't always need to dodge since u can block some shit
its about that cool factor of timing ur block
then turnning around n killing them ๐ค
i dont believe so as they arent considered melee damage
the only thing that buffs bleed are adm debuffs/buffs
yeah that makes sense... otherwise revolvers would turn into fucking railguns lmao
if only any of their weapons had any finesse bonuses
doesnt straight power also increase it
Oh, I see, it's not the same sfx
dont think so
Once upon a time that was the case
not even the knives?

surely 5% is good enough
surely
huge.
good thing you cant stack 80 other stat bonuses so it doesnt matter anyway
heavy hitter and its consequences for ogryn melee
ogryns should get a """revolver""" weapon but its actually just a bolter/plasma gun lmao

one day they'll fix all this nonesense
Hi skeleton
hi
Hows modding the darktide server
the ogryn skullbreaker tree really is just an absolute disaster for designing weapons
dude
if they want it to exist
ogryns can't have thrust on theri weapons
having both is just ๐
๐
Crunch plus thrust 
i am so saddened that like not a single ogryn weapon has a push attack good on the merit of just being a good attack
surely they dont also get BM
because the pushes are like goofy with how forceful they are
you are flingin trash away
and then u bonk a dude
the shield clearly
spam it

What's the best/optimal melee for Zealot for horde clearing? What about a great versatile weapon that is decent at both clear and single target?
heavy sword mk9, and heavy sword mk9
chainsword and heavy sword are both good options
Brutal momentum on shield is very silly
h1 block cancel is basically the same as pa h2 l3 h2
-ogryn chatter

i mean
the basher push attack is funny
you can push a dog and then just bonk it and bonk it again with a light
its comedy
hmmm I see... My favorite thus far has been the crusher, love the lightning attack paired with CTW, can clear really well and ST really well + most of all I like the moveset a lot, not too simple, not too complicated, just like it a lot
Evis15, the Crowd Clear is tricky but the Single Target is almost unrivaled
yeah I love that, always hated weapons that either do 1 or the other. I get it, I do, but it's just not for me
enjoy drip
welcome to the club
i'm not there yet but i've been takin it slow
IT's time you use one of these boyo
would have been done last night but presentation thing needed work
this dude has nerd energy
"you didnt ask us about yesterday's homework" energy
erm i saw this guide on the discord erm erm
im a little over 4k but a lot of the penances left are annoying or ogryn related
i already did all the class ones
tragic
i cracked 3k today
but ill probably go for them anyway
honestly I like the red armor set better, with the hood and black symbols (whatever you call them)
the zealot chestplate would be perfect if it actually covered the back
zealot's 3500 reward looks the best
2500 kills with the explosive barrels exclusively is torture
fire barrels do NOT count
amazing
ogryn is killing me already help
Ogryn has some of the most dog water penances
OH RIGHT
i forgot how close i am to enjoying the mk19 shovel as a weapon
clubs have punch right?
That kills with suppression penance is fucking stupid
Knives have the wallops
the club 2 has the special -> light followup that is a punch
all ogryn weapons instant suppress so its easy
Yeah I'd love to believe that
you just do it at the same time as the penance for killing 50 dudes in pbb or w/e it was
groaners get suppressed
If my meter ticked upward even a smidge
so you just shoot at hordes with an achlys
the Ogryn slap is BiS... But also please give Zealot the Warrior Priest hammer punch
I've been doing that
and you will get it faster than the bottleneck (the lucky bullet penance)
ur not being racist enough to be a real ogryn then ig
Sadge
I really don't wanna subject myself to doing zealot penances
TO make up for ogryn ones
I think ogryn specials should cycle through the 3 stooges attacks, slap, bonk on head, poke eyes etc
its so stupid
some games id get 33/7500
and other games id get 1900/7500 when there werent even that many enemies in the fucking mission
What would be a good secondary for Zealot, spesifically for picking off far away enemies/specials that are a problem for Zealot?
Accatran Laspistol? Revolver?
When you career skill you just spin in a circle on the floor
Accatran makes me sad
laspistol or revolver are pgud ye
Zarona is really good for the purpose you want and las also works
bad or good? For me I like it a lot, it shoots fast, yet does decent damage... I feel good picking off enemies with it, can do specials and horde clear with it
revolver
very fast pullout time
can hit through multiple poxwalkers so you can take out specialists in a horde
also very good against armor and can be made to 3 shot crushers with the ideal roll
Brunt's Pride has a follow up punch, special>light
ayo that pullout game tho 
yeah i have to at least compensate with something
true brother... too true
it can punch through carapace well? What are the pros and cons of it compared to the MkII laspistol?
it stops upon hitting carapace
it deals good damage to carapace but will not hit anything behind
Big knives = uppercut
Standard shovel= punch front and center
It's.... Not that good
Plus
There are wayy better options
You can run it on most diffs tho
oh and the Agripinaa revolver or the Zarona?
Zarona
zarona
is it just faster?
I canโt choose between the crusher or thunder hammer
agrip has 0 punchthrough, less accuracy due to being braced instead of ADS, but fires faster
also does less damage
zarona is just better for what youd use a revolver for
agrip revolover is soley for meme builds while listening to big iron
It's high tide
Revolver Zealot best zealot
Ranger maxing
oooh I see, for perks maniac damage and carapace damage? or?
If it had pierce it would be the best revolver in the game ngl
Don't fall to temptation brother
flak/maniac/carapace
dealers choice, whichever you want to deal more damage against
There are only two revolvers
I won't lie, the biggest wedge in my door way are the
Complete x mission x times
That shit is boring enough to put a person to sleep
if it could just get half the cleave the other revolver has and maybe a touch more damage and/or ammo it could at least have some specific uses
I hate how the ones that require over 100 missions are only worth 5
Yeah that's a issue aswell
The upside is you don't have to do all the penances to get the 4500
But you're def gonna have to slog through some dog shit ones
mrw shotguns do 2/3 of those things
yeah but why use something that does less when you can use something that does more 
I feel this way with zealot
plus revolver firing and reload are actual crack
Like I can play Ogg and PSyker relatively well
But my brain just for the love of god
Cannot click with zealot
this is reason enough to use it honestly
idk I don't see a Revolver w/ Man-Stopper.
No matter how much I try
nor do I see one that lights enemies on fire
pew pew
oh so it is very close range western style
Yeah, probably best weapon for Emperor's Bullet
tbh I feel like I will use the pistol against far off enemies/specials who would basically have flak... and then the big carapace fuckers who come to my face, I would prob. just melee
Revolver is for popping specials in an instant. Forget ragers and and crushers. Go for the trappers and snipers and bombers.
exactly
the crusher damage is just a bonus
yeee, exactly what I was using my laspistol for previously
oh just testing it, got on this dogshit shop revolver the "handcannon" trait, so that's nice
Revolver with 78 damage and +25% unarmored gets you one shot snipers at any range on t5, and way more accurate than basically anything. Goes right through any trash in the way too
Cant you just juan tap a sniper with a headshot from a revolver
Without unarmored buff
Isn't a sniper so piss baby weak that anything can one tap it
Better than whatever other perks you go for. Who cares about crushers, they're always dead from team focus fire anyway
Have you seen my aim?
Lots of trash in hi5
I think snipers have the lowest health pool out of all the unique enemies
At like 500?
On damnation
Damage falloff means long range revolver can't secure a body shot kill without unarmored
Revolver issue
but you can with a crit
Those pixel perfect Snipers, love them
They're still standing still
surgical issue
But you aren't if you're in hi5
Yeah
Laugh at this man he doesn't have optimal blessings

It's insurance when you can't guarantee everything. Not like anything else is better anyway
The only time I've missed snipers is when using the bolter
Even when surrounded by hordes, unless you're standing in a open room
I hate those irons
You can stand behind things
To disengage a sniper
Your teammates eating shit from a sniper isn't a you issue
It's a them issue for having no area awareness
If it wasn't a sniper killing them
Yes that's right
A mauler/crusher overhead woulda done the same thing
Honestly
But again
Darktide players tunnel vision alot.
It's not like there's anything better
benficent emperor give me the streangth to destroy my opps
aquilla shop shiesty when
I don't like it when someone dodges into cover and the sniper whips around and blasts me in the head with an already prepped fully charged shot
Should've dodged
tbf the sound defeaning system works against players in such a scenario
silent sniper moment
Just like when players dodge when they hear a trapper even if it's not shooting them
sure but sometimes you don't have the mind to see the laser
and are simultaneously unaable to hear it because it was targeting another player
We stack over toughness out here to shame snipers
the amount of times my teammates died from being shot from behind
I got lucky a couple of times and saw the laser clipping through me, I do not appreciate it
i was particularly rumbled by a situation since i was facing in the direction of the sniper but the laser wasn't visible and he was targeting another player
the rumbling https://streamable.com/y06yzn
I wish Psykers in general existed that weren't using the shitty crystals to poke stronger enemies and not the intended crowd control or some Psykers that used their brains.
crystals are p good and aren't strictly for crowd control
don't put the blame on assail when it lies purely with the players
Tanking that sniper shot made you a stronger person
it sent me down the bad ending where i went back to vet
the future where i am a 2k level psyker is forever gone
im addicted to the speed and gameflow of dd assail
HUFFFFFFFFFF
That isnt carapace or unyielding
killing crushers/maulers with assail is joever ๐
It can CC but only using it for hordes is only using half of its potential
i love headpopping too much
the idea of overwhelming someones brain with fucking warp magic is cool
I didnt mean to react to that
and the cracking sound issuck
Oh well
sick bastard
Arco uncanny assail needed to die
You know it
Also how do you play like too much of a shitter for assail
Er psyker
If i can do it you can do it
i keep being way too aggressive and taking potshots in melee and getting owned
and being on a slower class like vet keeps me on a leash
Although if you assail as you approach your p safe
i am not cognizant of my mortality on psyker
they took this away from us https://streamable.com/c2jbm5
it's so joever
psyker is very swingy yeah
your find until you dont have max toughness and get chain hit a single time
Song: Afterlife
Album: Avenged Sevenfold
My Twitter: http://adf.ly/VQ6Ss
which is for the best probably
chain hits are not possible if u have flame staff..
all im saying
flame staff fucks so hard
bascially an inf ammo flamer
seeing as how psyker shits out 1mil damage on accident
psyker feels like the only class who's really balanced
and then immediately regret it because there's no 2h force sword
me having to play a heresy auric cuz theres literally no other mission on either board that has a modifier that counts toward penances
not to me because psyker has a bunch of infinite cleave options
if only someone told you you should go to bed when you were in here at 4 am
alas
yes
voice of command + feel no pain
@median steeple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y2-IRl_u5Y
Eleven Labs voice work
I own no artwork used, nor his voice.
my Tip jar
where my avenged sevenfold fans at

when i play with a shield psyker as a vet i pop off hard
ok arco you should try vraks 7 psyker tho
fucked up
actually itll probably just feel worse than your vet build
i would play so much vet if i had those
fucked up
only problem is that it seems like i need to take certain perks to reach gunner oneshots
said armor pierecing when it meets the wrath of a ballistic fist
its a vibe
get a girlfriend and force her to use shield psyker
joshua graham when i kill daniel anyways
no white legs allowed in my valley no sirree
darktide = no girlfriend
im p sure you can since ive done it in game they may have taken damage though
not sure about unarmored though
oh actually
hmmm maybe i should make a proper gunpsyker build with scrier's
i probably had HH DA up
they hear me talk about nurgle and know i got doo doo crumbs ๐ญ
i will admit that itll probably just feel worse than vet
i mean they probably did
I say yes
and you need to deal with suppression
wouldnt some marines remember jeans
but it does work
arent there some fuckoff marine librarians that are like 100k years old
that are there just to chronicle shit
my vet pulling up in jeans
the dingleberries
yall ezio is canon in for honor
jeans have probably regressed to factory worker and miner workclothes
I meaaan sheeeit
when will my cawador zealot be aallowed to wear jeans
i'd buy it just for scattershot
@frosty herald so.....it has potential then?
scattorshot can let you kill maulers pretty damn fast
@south folio this was vraks 7 ds4 psyker gaming and we failed this mission
for manstopper alone
its a very very good kantrael
he already has manstopper too
oh

i know the 600 means overall lvl but what does the 46 mean? how many times you've received enough xp to go from 1-30?
yes
i lied vraks 7 indeed owns gunners with dd stacks
i c i c
I guess the question is, does +Cleave on Crit good with Scattershot on Kantrael?
does Kantrael special ammo shot already have 100% cleave?
regular ammo now has cleave
its a bit silly to ask if a crit chance blessing is good with the blessing activated on crit
slip off ledge once
watch all 3 of them fail to handle a mutie wave for like 3 mins
thing is....I can replace Man-Stopper with Flechette
you played with randoms
you are not allowed to die
6 bleeds seems better than extra cleave
or become disabled
i couldve been much meaner
he's already failed
like literally the maulers just sat there swiping at me
the zealot ran off to get the dead teammates up instead of me
and this started the saddest series of events
all 3 of them were xbox players
literally me
joshua graham my beloved
cleave is better
its fuckin insane how bad some players are
you dont have rending on your kantrael so the bleed is useless
cleave is better
bleed is ass
especially only 6 stacks
wheres the fuckin bleed chart
I told a team this on Heresy because they each died 4 times, got told "oh yeah? Then why didn't you survive?" During a wave of 5 Crushers when everyone agro'd 5 rooms worth of enemies. I was a level 20 brain burst Psyker lmao.
I went down 1 time and it was the end when everyone was already dead.
where are these people and why cant i match with them
so i can hard carry
every day i discover new lows in the darktide playerbase
i got ego checked when i played with zoe
decisions decisions....
oh right im always in auric lmao
Do not hard carry these people, they don't deserve it
i thought i could just spam kantrael flame shot but got pancaked by a crusher next to me i didnt dodge
carrying is fun tho
Heresy mfers dying 5 times to a single pox walker and a rager.
the person who i got to spectate, i saw them line up a plasma shot on a bulwark, stop moving, then just miss anyways
the right one is straight up better
ever since you can dodge ragers i havent died to a single one
A fail compilation of Heresy mfers
its such a good change
See when I say this I get called a racial slur and a asshole

Dodge and just block, it's so easy
Yet I've seen a rager kill a team
Yes
if I decide to keep man-stopper, & change Hit&Run to Scattershot, the left has a higher score
yup
You can
how the fuck do people fucking die
Heresy mfers are a different breed
i only die when i get cornered cuz im too drunk to feel my fuckin fingers
Thx I hate it
your right
reminded when i met a fellow zealot who wasn't running thrust+power on his hammer
i really gotta start telling people who arent ready for the current difficulty that they arent
i rarely ever do
I actively play Auric Heresy and Auric Damnation and I don't find these scum suckers as often as just normal Heresy mission random lobbies
I don't understand
when you see a lacerate uncanny knife you already know your about to see the best plays ever made in darktide
Is Heresy like the quarantine zone for tards?
yes
and all i did was ask why his hammer did so little damage to the boss
(i only play auric heresy)
*worst
It's like going to the zoo and watching the monkeys throw shit at the people
its a fine line between just stepping into a higher difficulty but also the worst gameplay in your life
Remember to be polite
yea i do
what were the blessings
๐
The worst are the absolute glue drinkers
it was skullcrusher and something else
Who get so mad they turn their mic on
and I dind't even flame him initially
And just start making as much incoherent noise as possible
Because someone typed something they didn't like
Like good job bro
i just asked why his hammer did low damage to a BoN
bro instinctively knew his hammer was ass but couldnt bare to accept it
how
did someone not deal high damage
with hammer
how the fuck
its the ONE thing it does
I just wanted to level my Psyker for the achievement and I run into the stupid bacteria eating fish licking the fishtank glass
but i did start listing off damage done/kills from the scoreboard, after the "you aren't killing anything" comment, that is what made him RQ
You ever play a auric maelstrom
And it's level 20s
That's fun
not using thrust xd
Yes, I don't do it anymore because I don't wanna waste my time with randoms
striketeam mfs carrying their extremely unprepared friends
me when the lvl 450 goes down 4 times to peril
premature exploding is a serious issue many psykers face
pls dont make fun of it...
listen
they should genuinely
take some blood thinners or something if their head is exploding that much
i wouldnt fucking mind it if it was a private game or a full party but jfc
some ambien maybe
i would like some context
I have a scenario like this
Guy on the mic shit talking his teammates
Calling us bad
I pulled up the scoreboard
if you bring your sub level 30 duo to a maelstrom, you are a massive dick, and they always suck just as much as their lowbie friend too
Bro was the biggest under performer on the team
above and below
By like 60k dmg
And he had the nerve to get mad we didn't bodyguard him when he runs off
he was swinging at a BoN and i noticed he barely chipped the health bar with an empowered swing so I just asked "why is your hammer doing so little damage to the boss"
Said this in general chat and how my personal experience is more or less the same with strike teams on here
beb your ass is never reaching 4500 penance points
i wanna play auric for the cash
Apparently, that's me wanting an elite team that full of tryhards and sweaters
but i realise how fucking underlelved i am
I know for a fact this isn't you
erm and what points are u at
hotshot
Where the hell did you get this feller
i never once said it was me
REDDDDDIT
3020 points
I BROOOOOOOWSE REDDIT
false
I feel like 90% of the people with Auric Storm Survivor cheesed it and didn't legitimately earn it
yea the majority of people here are dogshit
we play a warhammer game of our own free will
That's why anyone with it says Auric exemplar is much more impressive
they dont understand
dont throw rocks in a glass house
and space deniers
Dont let Sec here you say that
exactly
I literally use Auric Exemplar lmfao
lol
once again my genius shines through ๐
just keep walkin.
archivum sage is the coolest title
Ngl Auric Exemplar made me really selfish with my Zealot build, but I survived a lot and clutched a lot
chat drop da meta zealot build
What meta build
da meta......
Which one
but auric exemplar can be cheesed the exact same way
"They'll spawn in the next area"
Bitch you leaving a man behind to deal with everything
eh can be true but in general when there are 3 grenedier for some reason it can go south real quick
"meta Zealot build" there's like 3-4
Shoot them. Keep walking.
done.
this game is literally
point
click
move
so kill em i agree
ogryn should be able to grab teammates and throw em
dont even need to
just knock em down
"meta zealot build"
its literally harder to make a bad build than a good one zealot
Yeah pretty much
one will be the best
now hand it over
That daemonhost is looking real good rn
@olive raven knows all about the sweat and tears that went into my magnum opus
i still have it bookmarked babes
True but these ADHD racked gamers
Don't have the patience to do 10 back to back aurics
Long ago I already beat Souls 3 lmao
lies of p best souls game
fromsoft cannot compete
Exactly.
But can you become a hobo with a big fuck off weapon that can instakill
just keep running
Nioh 2
im a zealot not a firefighter
sekiro
darktide players when obvious joke
The chinese dao is the better twin dragon sword lmao
i think
i said souls game
whether sekiro is one or not is up for debate
but lies of p and sekiro are on par with each other for the best if we do consider it
Not this again
i find it the easiest
sekiro, bloodborne, dark souls 3
PC players wouldn't know nothin bout no bloodborne

harharhar
i played it on ma ps5..
it was ok
i still like sekiro the most
the worst tac axe
stamina efficiency for both perks
flurry weapon with massive power boost only one of its bajillion attacks youre throwing every 5 seconds
power based on stamina depleted with stamina efficiency and all +3 stamina curios
sometimes my genius is frightening
it is quite literally as terrible as humanly possible
skin this guy
i show my lack of zealot experience every day............. humbled once again
ahh yes, stamina perks with a blessing that wants you to be at 0 stamina
genius
beyond our time
Bloodborne on pc would be a money printer
some fucking scrub is gonna pick up this build and use it unironically
That's the best tac axe though no?
Horizontal lights, vertical heavies
ive personally tested all of them
this one is dogshit
What more do you want
despite vertical heavies, they deal absolutely TERRIBLE damage compared to other single target swings on the other taxes
They are all bad ones lol
I bet Fatshark didn't increase the level cap or make the levels go further than 30 due to people being judged
Mods exist for this sole reason
Doesn't limbsplitter reset the timer with EVERY attack? Or am I misinterpreting the HUD icon?
Tbh people level 20-80 tend to be the most cocky and yet the worst ones lmao
@fleet zealot thought?
or are you too busy frothing at the mouth, should i call 911
They get confident enough that they just die
every 5 seconds
when its greyed out its not active
i dont trust youtube
tigrus.........
heavy evis......
thats all i use anyway
Yeah but when you don't have the buff and hit something, the timer resets or am I bugging
i just want something thats not momentum
6 talents to be used anywhere else you want
this assumes your using shred on your evis
cuz you should be if its a piety build
Uh, get a room
idk i dont use limbsplitter
Fair enough
Wrong
wdym wrong
You missing out on the free 20% damage against infested and Unyielding enemies
i'm not feeling so good
this should instantly give it away though
whoever stumbles across it on gameslantern and doesnt instantly know that its a joke probably would run this build unironically with that level of brain function
2 point investment and also not mandatory for the build to work
which would fall into the catagory of "used anywhere else you want"
the dumbest people can't understand satire the most
i dont use anoint or purge in my dclaw build, its not mandatory for me
also ill point out that purge the unclean is kinda oversold on zealot, outside of thammer builds
I've never seen Brunt sell a 380 just like that
infested are basically only dogs and poxwalkers, which arent a threat in terms of melee at all
and unyielding is only reapers bulwarks and monstrosities, which im not dedicating 2 points for a bit more damage against them considering how good so many of the talents across the tree are
now hadron bricks it
Get this player an Inspiring Barrage
post it
chat where is the piety build
i was playing roblox
but i got my ass kicked by a child
Does it have inspiring barrage?
common occurence
i can tell who hasn't been humbled in a fighting game by a 12 year old
its like a second sense
i can look in your eyes and tell you have the scars of being chaingrabbed by a 12 year old king player in tekken
pfft
That's why you do what I do and don't play fighting games

I've never been a huge fan of pvp, so fighting games kind of lose interest in my eyes in general
i like grapplers too much to not play fighting games
i suck at fighting games, its just generally how its played that makes me bad at it
how combos work, the general imputs, etc
I got the perfect game to ease you in to the genre
god that story was good
loved Apollyon
It was alright
Wouldn't call it good
Girl sees someone whos suppose to be a beacon of bravery
I'm a fighting game disliker but YOMIH whispers sweet things to me when I play it
Guys is a chicken shit
Girl has ptsd from this
Creates her own end of the world scenario to live out a fantasy
when you boil down any motivation it sounds bad dumbass
Holy shit I just got into the zone in Gungeon and got the Crest to the altar like it was easy xD
apolleoyonoy was a bitch!
The other zealot and the ogryn were doing some weird heresy to get us 31/2 grimoirs...
she was 'erm the sheep die' untill a weeb killed her
Which means I avoided all damage and I even cleared the mini boss lol
Dead ass
She's just living out a fantasy
Brought upon her by ptsd
That's the entire jist of the for honor story
Then got blue balled at the end
the fucking swamp levels were badass
By some turbo weeb
they just drop the fact your playing the fucking protector of the emperor of for honor japan
and never do anything with it
shoutout the goat
i forgot his name
the first boss in samurai campaign
i need his fucking helmet dude
holy swag
do NOT bell knocker his badass helmet
thgey need to stop bullshitting and add campaign cosmetics
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