#zealot-class
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Tell me why some dude asked me
"Aye man you play high school football"
I had to look at bro and tell him I'm almost 30

ban any% speedrun
ok i'm going crazy cause i saw 3 femboys a woman and a man
I fucking love dogs with no sound cue or animation
you can't just drop something like that
LISTEN THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS
who is popularizing lacerate on knife
wtf are we on about
youtubers
seen way too many uncanny lacerate knives
why did bro think u would play football?
even tho it is strictly inferior to flesh tearer for bleed
little late to that party boss
he said you gon make it big lil bro
we've been bitching about that for over a year
just keep doin chin ups
Dw incan me go to another server and send you this knowledge
nah it wasn't this bad before this patch
In the words of a customer when I worked at 7/11
"Dude you're built like a grizzly bear"
tomorrow ill get the last 2 auric missions
I'll say it again, One 8floz cup of gasoline has all the energy you need for the rest of your life
and precog, riposte, and executor are just better than bleed
lmao what
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/28Wo6X60HzIs7y/d1337Raa4HRF?invite=cr-MSx4S3MsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA thank you snarktide
Watch Dog moment and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
darksnide
all the shitty youtubers came back with the patch
I think we should explode content creators
like, virally, or
finish the mission anyway
God decided he wanted to hit randomize during my character creation, so I got the body of a brick wall but the face of a forever stuck high schooler.
WHO PINGED
One cup of death cap mushrooms will provide all the nutrition you need for the rest of your life
and they just talk really loudly, never admit wrongs, and just don't stop talking
ping
ngl
I hate you

your fault for using the dagger

Okay
dagger in this economy
god forgive me
Now Argus and Incan were informed of the basics of my spring break
I left out like 50 key details
nah smite is busted rn
I'm be real
yeah that tracks
you were the psyker?
i might never do this
I walked away for whatever nonsense you posted to grab a blanket
But I'm glad I missed it
i just can't forgive it
smite was busted last patch idk why they buffed it except support mercy mains dropping the winrate down a hole
i am whoever you think i am
and they buffed smite?? gods why
your smite usage robbed me of many a kill

Praying for a remaster of Oblivion
it was busted last patch but i think ppl cried that it 'didn't kill anything' cuz shit players use warp charges cuz they think smiting forever is useful
Praying
but now going the soulblaze vent smite with EP i'm getting killfeeds that look like i'm hacking
90/500 krak kills
warp charges was fine with smite as long as you weren't taking shield
considering ending it all rn
Morrowind first
and knew how to swap weapons when needed
well doesn't that mean you can never touch it once, ever
Just throw kraks into hordes of bruisers
ngl its straight up worse than ep, even pre buff
do a backflip on the way down
I need to see the sonic movies
and eventually get it just having a smite psucker in the team
you have to be the one smiting
smite is ok if the mission is really tough but when smite robs me of my kills its annoying
you could so some silly things with the other cdr talent and the aura where you could smite very, very long
this bit tho?
while you are smiting
rather just kill the entire room with 1 ep cast personally
leave it to FS to not make the distinction on how
you have to be the one smiting
hitting the nastiest heavy attack on my powersword and the enemy stops dead in its tracks
ah gotcha
cuz that could've just as easily been, team mates killing enemies with their smite also give credit
I won't lie
signalis posted
and not, team mates killing your smited enemies count
I use ogryn shield for thaet
i cant keep doing pubs im at my limit
Only thing I know about this is
i'd let both of them hurt me
Lesbian robot game
cica seems to be excited about it
And that's my extent of my knowledge
considering cica changed his name to STAR for like 2 weeks yeah
signalis : robot scifi horror
signalis community: ahahah sesbian lex
What the hell is that thing
its uhhhh
a totally normal malzeno
What the hell is a malzeno?
time to run it back
sunbreak
You're giving me very vauge answers
that's my OC, drakkar fluffscale, he likes sunny-side up and is a wolf-lion-kobold hybrid, king of the junjle
[Interlude During Your Regularly Scheduled Shitposting]
Malzeno hitting the griddy looks so goofy
The furries got him to
It won't be long before everyone I know is a furry
It's all over
im joining the mobian 21 1/2
It's okay I'll never be a furry
dude the turkic creation myth is literally like a furry fanfic
Wait huh
i'm not a furry yet
Oh look a cat ears headband, that can't go wrong
always had to eat in rl after the palicos cooked something
Anyone who's played MHW can't tell me they haven't looked at some of the shit these cats cooked
And hasn't wanted to take a bite
dude I wanna eat an elder dragon
god i cant WAIT for wilds
me everytime I watch delicious in dungeon
Bro my bucket list is to cook whatever the hell they made in World and Iceborne
put laios into monster hunter
shits expensive
That shit is SO good
Yall ever just
and not a lot of ferret artists out there
laios will probably eat fatalis
Yeah me
no, leux
Leux violent
when new dungeon meshi episode
yeah the carpet cleaner and power washer is a surprisingly expensive part of the total package everyone everywhere gets to clean out their suit
because I'm not clincally insane
yes im surrounded by gnomes
Wild
every thursday
You got Rome with the lads suckling from a she wolf
Then there's turkey
Womp womp
hopefully capcom treats wilds like an anniversary title
You ainβt that short Argus
Short ass
i wanna see it be the greatest monster hunter game ever
just google the turkic creation myth
I don't think I can actually post it in here lmao
Wilds is gonna have more original monsters iirc
@calm salmon If there's any person who is out there that creates video game food
It's Binging with Babish
i know
wait how tall is argus I forgot
I hope it's mostly original monsters anyway
I'm 5'8
HAH
but if my boy astalos and malfestio arent in it i will explode
Tired of seeing Zinoge return for the 50th time
im an inch taller than you
Brother they HAVE to bring back Gammoth tho
OK short kings
short kings stand up to recieve your π
5'7 GANG
they wont
Shut
Sheeeeit
Wait nvm I like incan more
Pls
Baby face and 6ft tall
if wilds map is pseudo open world the map is big enough for it
I could punish you by putting you on the countertop
Yes
I'd make a killing out here
thats not a punishment i have things to dust up there
Put the Nutella on the top shelf
We can punish you with a nursing home smh
jesus
brUh
I'll be dead long before that matters, don't worry hunny
going straight for the kill
Puri im sorry the double space just
why are you double spacing
dude I found greys in my beard for the first time
Fucking cracks me up
His space bar broke
lmao
just pretend its an ogryn working a computer
Silver Fox moment
I got something you might wanna see
Babish Cookware available now!
https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/cookware
The Chefβs Choice Platter has haunted me for years. A glorious, cross-cultural mishmash of cuisines piled high and deep, devoured by a warrior and downed with a flagon of ale. Then it dawned on me: it was a βchefβs choiceβ platter, and Iβm the chef! So Iβm making what I w...
Yes
Oh lord
more og monsters for wilds is ok if the weapon design actualy looks good
it's happening in real time, I'm not even 30 yet 
Iβd kill fourteen people to eat that
Bro can cook
How's that hairline treating you bud
I aspire to cook this well
my hairline is fine, I ain't got them baldylocks
why 14
I'm just going white haired
Yet
a lot earlier than I planned
Ngl my hair rn looks fire
modding a discord is causing it
nahhh no one in my family has gone bald somehow
I for the love of god can't find any hair care that stops my hair from drying out
Wolf cut gang
Wish granted
More monster parts on bone base weaponry it is
bald
I love wolf cuts but they look horrible on me
Treseme Conditioner
I woulda been bald 5 years ago
trust
the norwood reaper will get you someday
Not likely to bald gang π€
Word
ity may be "women's conditioner"
A barber told me to put baby hair shampoo in my hair
but that shit is liquid gold
Idgaf bruh
Womens body care products are goated
no
They give ment shit like
you need a prescription from a doctor
Women ruffle my hair and I get called a nasty bitch
"Fresh tire smell"
did u put baby shampoo in your hair?
Damn...
if its "major"
except the razros
women's razors are trash
I couldn't find any
I got pantene
Maybe I'm just a nasty bitch
ok but that shit smells awesome
Axe body wash shampoo conditioner and energy drink all in one

I love the smell of tires and hardware stores
A man's man right there
what how isn't there always a big ass baby section
i love the smell of gasoline
I love the smell of incense
I be huffing the smell of wood and rubber
I love the smell of bread ngl
Get better lungs
Fresh baked bread do go hard tho
weak
fax
Just waiting for cyberpunk 2077 to hit walmart with the robot replacements
i'll get them jacked robot lungs
men's care products be like "yeah bro just put this fuckin' engine grease in your hair and pump like 30 ccs of tren"
ez clap
When a nose gets clogged, you:ll cry for taking breathing for granted
With how that brain chip Elon has
are you also saving up for cyborg legs turd blossom
smelling salts deoderant
I wouldn't be surprised if in the next 10 years we get recreational cybernetics
no but it'd be nice to have a cyborg right knee
heh it's a line from grandma's boy
never been right since surgery on it when I was 20
well that brain chip has achieved nothing except killing people
Word?
so I doubt we're getting any of that shit in our lifetimes
All I saw was some dude controlling a laptop with his mind
oh fucke..
Using one
narcan calone
well idk if they've done any human trials, but last I heard it was not going well lol
what do you mean somehow have you seen your hair
of course not it's luxurious
I mean one guy has it now and all he does it play CIV
Realest shit
Incan got luxurious hair
what the fuck does this even mean
bro took all the white man hair genes in his own bloodline
realest dude ever
My hair is dogshit in comparison
God genes
you're the reason the rest of em start balding at 29
lmao
aquila is a hair vampire
I alone cause tooth decay.
lol
looked fabulous doin it
yep mine is thicker than it was when I was getting outta college
god emperor rbe like 'give him the shittest thammer possible
I'm getting hair back and whites are turning dark
that's a shitty super power
i didn't take the risk, my bio. father started balding in the 30's so i'm thinking ahead and started macrodosing estrogen /j
preciate you bro
you should get that checked out
See that's one thing I'm glad I never got in my almost 30 years alive
when I get a haircut I'll use the clippings to make fur coats n shit
And I use to eat nothing but sugar
Your gut?
Dad bod gamer
ah, shouldn't have mentioned that. Go to a dentist soon.
ed gein type shit man
Oh yea Incan what ya think of da cut
Man I fucken hate gettinf haircuts
well I don't have kids so I'm not really a dad bod per se
noice
They always fuck it up lmao
more of a father.......figure?
Oh nah mate I take care of my teeth now that I'm older
I need to get mine cut back down to shoulder length, I'm at back length now and it's becoming a hassle
short of the side and long on top
argus sometimes I forget that you're old
I always figured your hair was silver
Wait how old is Argus
dinner first
Go to a dentist. Trust.
27 isn't old
I prefer a platinum blonde yes

argus and I are same age
but its almost 30
You are near a decade older than me
thats pretty old
see you later boomer
See you at bingo
Argus about to go through twink death
You're a zoomer tho
i said no sexual.....
Bruh

I turn 29 in a month and a week 
Last time I had it "cut to shoulder length" it was like 4 months ago and its only just getting to shoulder length again
I hate all of y'all
argus you were one year off of becoming a zoomer
i buzzcut my hair in my bathroom
You luv us
fuck all that noise
bro really said all of you all.
I wear ballcaps 24/7 anyway
Not how yall works
not like it matters what my hair looks like
"just a lil off the top" is when the barber gets out the hedgeclippers
i love hats but it makes me think I will look like tim pool
you should not be able to get sub 350 if your level 30
why you got a video of my house
I CANT USE THESE FUCKING THAMMERS
Oh yea @delicate shadow im a model now
timothy puddle
just no guard buzz
my barber when I say im here for a shape up
watcha modellin'?
also I hope the pay is solid
Damn is that why you got that mess on ya head? (Joking)
man hadron can go fucking turn into an oil stain
I fucken warned him that my hair curls a little at then end if it gets cut much above shoulder
20/hr and just modeling for art stuff
Is pre cool
GIVE ME THRUST 4 BITCH
huh that's actually neato
your hair roams the estate at night like a guard dog
don't talk to me
I should get into that
Itβs a wolf cut no shit
Itβs a literal mullet
lmao I assumed clothed dw
Too?
i almost got banned she's too crafty
as in "also"
I like the ambiguity
what should I replace
Ah ye
Dm it
the pay is better for the other stuff I'm assuming tho
As much as I ain't a fan of em
Nope
regen speed
Same
Some bald women can rock that shit well
I'd need like 45/hour to stand around naked for people
but why
its bad on every class but ogryn
If itβs for private stuff
ah fairo
More is reasonable
and even ogryn needs to build into it with his skill tree
regen speed
iok two people saying regen
it only works for coherency toughness
wait regen what..........
Iβm sorry incan I forgot this place has rules
Leux out here advertising their OF
your mother
whatever you want
You can be a open book with too many chapters
mods krinkle his nuts
sniper if you're bad at dodging them
puri is your spacebar ok
Crease his jays
uh
stamina regen for push attacks and what not
mods put a drop of ketchup on his timberlands
Or am I losing it
mind games
mods crease his jordans
this curios looking like it fucks hard huh
sometimes quadruple
WHY ARE YOU SO POOR
just to spice it up a little bit
toughnes scould go for something else imo but yeah that thing shows up to work
wait what the fuck is the max for health
you are forever tainted
i have not once seen a 21% health curio what the fuck
Didn't gamble hard enough
WTF I donβt have one
Breh
sounds like you're throwing away free money
Autism fr fr
chat should I use marty build
im always at low health
gaze upon perfection
Nope canβt have that on taxes
martyrdom is a bad ability and you should feel bad for using it
I wanna know what a autistic lumberjack is like
yeah I said it call the cops I'll tell them too
Like do they cut tree different
marty isbased
Uh Iβve met one
Or some shit
Really chill
Word
Just really efficient tree cutters
They really like trees man
Idk what else
They love em
Cutting trees
same
One gets eaten by skin walker
I also love trees
Continues cutting trees
such is the power of nagash
I just like marine life and technology
should I take trauma off this
trees are the shit
Mainly numbers
boy scouts taught me that
or just sell it
i like dopamine
I was thinking
(this has been a lifelong problem)
god why cant I just fucking buy dockets
Right hip area
To much can dull the senses
Or something
I'm not a doctor
Nor a scientist
uhhh
stingrays are sick
Word
you a dentist tho?
Hmmm
penguin
I mean with a strong enough punch, anyone can be a dentist

or like one of those old sharks
true
that have scars and shit
Needs to be feminine
I gotta say, the crusher is pretty fun
Orca
Cuddlefish
well then dolphin is obvious answer
A shark but with lipstick
blobfish
real
wait
the best laugh is always the one were u almost die
i think so
so what exactly do you have to do for that beacon on the gunktree mission?
fuck yeah I forgot I had a cheese sandwich
Just poison it
i also have 0 clue
with the orbs
move the ball til it turns white
click on a circle
same no idea
you must seek teh balls
Mmmm not a fan of the sexual assault whale
hmm
again, PENGUIN
leafy seadragon?
Hkmmm
Seahorse?
penguins be dancin
We still on this?
Walmart shopper
how do you go to the orb when you cant even do anything when your using the tree objective thingy
wouldn't be the first person I've seen with an octopus tattoo
its broken
uuh or a beluga whale
Argus you have horrible ideas, go back to the special classroom
Sounds like a skill related issue doc
Listen here paste sipper
i cant move a single thing when im using it
The rich ppl submarine
its explained nowhere ingame
and deadly
BEAUTIFUL IDEA VIN
Describes me well then
leatherback
fuck jellyfishes I hate them
Don't people eat them shits
i still love em
In some part of the world
what
even tho i got stung by one
huh
Yea im doing jelly fish too
say sike rn
Just gotta figure out how to balance those with my Medusa
I have to find an artist I like tho
how can u eat the jelly fish
eeeewwww
if it exists someone has tried to eat it
mfs saying good soup while eating the jelly
I'd eat an jelly
Yall ever eat tide pods
Jelly fish is tasty
is it tho
are we back in 2016?
No
I wish
I bet you do eat tide pods
I was with my friend hannah
brisket
The things you can find across the world
is that a baby hammerhead
Look like you
please do that sounds amazing
Listen here biscuit head
you get diablo or hunt yet
I'm sick of yah nonsense
I love big fresh water fish
Itβll take me multiple days
Itβs on old laptop
i fux with these crabs man
I'ma be honest
Real
cant wait until we finally discover atlantis 10km under the sea
I forgot
y'ain't shit
THE FUCK YOU MEAN
And Vin isnβt an answer
y'ain't neva been shit
y'aint eva gon be shieeet
Bad answer
hater aura
Mans out here talking tripe
Oh yea good news vin
I just smoked and I'm listening to schoolboy q
I'm starting to enter that smoke type timing
My fiances dog doesnβt want to kill me now
Eastern timezone ain't shit
get a real timezone
Fuck outta here
bro gon tell people he live in TEXAS with his chest
I'm sick to my core
have some shame

I don't think Argus is human but a big truck with a cowboy hat
that boi a sentient pair of boots
Y'all mfs gotta be the absolute worst
Argus go get a functioning power grid before you start yapping
Fucking only gulf coast having ass
Wait hold on
Get an actual ocean for a coast
New Hampshire bitch, live free or die
New Hampshire
Population of 5 total people
From Comedy Bang Bang Episode #616 "Memphis Kansas Breeze with YACHT"
Hosted by: Scott Aukerman
With special guests: YACHT, Shaun Diston, Carl Tart, Drew Tarver
Listen here: https://h.earwolf.com/cbb
Songs by Nick Ciarelli & Brad Evans
photoshop art by @TheNotFatJew on twitter
huh
bro gonna have GREG ABBOTT as a governor
and have the caucacity to speak
they play this when a new texan is born
I'm appalled
Mfs living in the north crying cause snow keeping them locked in their house like Amish parents
flabbergasted even
Oh listen all the way through
He on his way out
Something like that comes into play
HUMAN SKIN
At least they be locked in with power
Ain't y'all got ole boy DeSantis
RON
Snow had your whole state in a grip for 3 months a couple years back 
HMM HUNGWY
yea why you think im leaving LOL
Whole ass state of Florida
I have no loyalty to this state
The insane asylum for the rest of America
florida could sink
Ok calm down Florida
Hey Chris Sununu called
He still stands by trump
why don't you sit down pipsqueak
okay i'll stop now before someone takes this seriously
what happend to flo rida he ded?
sunk
I don't even know if homie still makes music
Nah he does I think

so he's the new age limp bizkit
lmao
LMAO
hey im tryin to get rid of the fuck
how is this allowed
also
I heard Flo on some type of important awards ceremony
30% fucking damage
and take
He performed a few years back
500mg tonight
Squeaky hammer
so he still alive huh
you should ask someone who knows what tf that means
for all i know my advice could kill you
get me a transfem.
did you not take 6th grade biology
i take
I went to public school in newark my guy
my condolences for being in newark
do we have a northerner here
hmmm tren
this dude is canonballing to the beat of the song im listening to
and it's making me laugh
bro probably broke his ass and u laughing
gimme warm weather too
vin u wanna trade weather?
it just stopped snowing on friday
I cant with this cold ass freezing weather am not made for this shit
dw, I ignore the no australians allowed rule all the time
love ya
Can you say it a little louder I couldn't hear you down there
bro
does my collges gym
really just
paste my deadname everywhere
can i not get personal training without that
wtf
lmao ogryn called wide
funny
widetide
you guys know the civil war movie
the most unrealistic part of it is that the canadian dollar is worth anything
Oh word
My roommate said it was a good movie
I donβt plan on going to theatres to see it
me pulling up to the auric damnnation to say "watch this" and throw myself off a ledge
what about the new planet of the apes movie
planet of the nuts
I saw an orangutan fucking bulldoze a chimp while riding a horse in the trailer
peak movie already
hell yeah
Depends
god bless
really wanna watch this one and king kong
My work schedule is the most inconsistent thing to exist
rip
So if I can catch it I might
GxK is the best movie ever made
hope u have time when u wanna watch the movie
that from the new one?
yoooooo ashlands is available on ptr
what monsterverse movies have you seen
its time to install valheim again
because they are all really good
not enough
KoTM has some of the best music from movies
really wanna watch the one godzilla movie were godzilla bleeds
both can exist shawt up goofy
but yeah minus one is amazing
what's kotm?
I gotta see minus one
King of the monsters
ok now I gotta see 2 movies
I just need to find minus 1 in a language I understand or a site that gives me usable subtitles
its not even out on digital or physical
obv shin godzilla
King of the monsters and gxk are English minus one is Japanese
I dont know my godzilla movies
I'm still surprised people watch those godzilla movies
I can't tell if it's a nostalgia thing or a zoomer thing
Or just an everyone thing, but just not me
idk big monsters are cool
Troo
is there literally anything that stops the 50/50 chance of the game crashing upon starting or finishing a mission
airbag
Listen when the atomic dinosaur suplexes a giant monkey it's worth a watch
To be fair people were def probably saying the exact same shit about marvel movies
everything after endgame is kinda slop tho
Marvel movies are just bad at doing it
Boring ass action most of the time
Godzilla has been doing this for 70 years and it's still peak
Fatshark please give this to me
Can you still make a Zealot bonk hammer instakill build this patch?
Obviously with a good enough hammer with Thrust and all the sauce
yes nothing has changed on that
Epic
I enjoyed the Dr strange movie, but haven't watched anything since
But even that was kinda slop
Thammer 1 shot isn't as good as when it was bugged so it's very rare to 1 shot
But still can delete massive chunks of health if built right
Well done filet mignon π
it looks like charcoal
mmm tire rubber
man the game seems to run a lot better now
We passed well done
ur not part of rare gang?
I am saddened
I havent looked in this channel in months. And this is what I come back to. FUCK. YOU. STAN.
The first thing Stan has cooked that doesn't look like it was cooked from a body part of a creature of the zone
And y'all roast him
Where is the indeterminate grey potato slop Stan?

we're making him well done
Mfs eating corpsestarch on a hiveworld: "at least were eating better than Stan"
And chicken, extra rare
Stan is independent of the space time continuum
Go to bedge Stan π
if you think of him, he will exist
NO U
Mans the culinary Freddy Kreuger

WTF
I dumped sauce on it
lmao
Bear bait sauce

Stan confirmed to be winne the pooh
who decided to make this asymmetrical
and who decided to make the pants requirement 500 armored kills with frak
There's some docket pants that match well
GO TO BEDGE YOU ARE SO TIRED

