yeah its any armored enemy right?
#zealot-class
calm salmon
sterile stone
Any enemy wearing flak or carapace counts
calm salmon
Reaper, Mauler, Crusher, Bruiser, Rager
sterile stone
So even the trash mobs
calm salmon
weird that bulwarks wouldn't count
but I guess they're not really armored
just a carapace shoulder pad
and a shield
Telling veterans to not nade bulwarks though is actually fucking stupid
median steeple
Wait are you fucking kidding me
misty mason
If only the krak had a little more aoe
median steeple
You mean I've been wasting krak nades on bulwarks for this penance
median steeple
I hate this so much
misty mason
Good to know I can just yeet nades at scabs tho
sterile stone
It doesn't even always 1 tap them anymore
Well here's something you should know
If a bulwark sticks it's shield in a wall when it's staggered
The explosion won't damage it
woeful pecan
Any suggestions for weapons to use for the two backstab penances? I've found that my usual chain weapons don't seem to count
calm salmon
Any suggestions for weapons to use for the two backstab penances? I've found tha...
heavy sword, combat axe, knife
woeful pecan
Backstab 200 ranged enemies while not in coherence, backstab 150 elites from stealth
sterile stone
woeful pecan
heavy sword, combat axe, knife
I'm using my Rashad with mixed success. Seems very picky about what counts
fleet zealot
Backstab 200 ranged enemies while not in coherence, backstab 150 elites from ste...
chain weapons dont work with stealth
should work with the first one tho
woeful pecan
the backstab hitbox is just super jank
So much fun. Did all of my weekly contracts and got 81 elite backstabs and 54 ranged w/o cohesion.
spare dome
man did they change anything with brain burst, cause i swear it wasnt always this snappy at casting back to back
spare dome
yea lmao but between then
calm salmon
I'm too lazy to go crawling through the last 4 months of updates
misty mason
Yeah I used rashad for backstab
spare dome
cause EP + reduced time to cast on ult is a veritable machine gun now
misty nova
Are you sure you're not using Kinetic resonance
calm salmon
But I'm pretty sure the casting speed of BB was buffed this year
misty mason
It was very slow
misty mason
But I don't think there was a better weapon for the job
spare dome
where your guy is just gripping their brain balls tight
misty mason
Maybe ironhelm?
spare dome
a little too long
fleet zealot
But I'm pretty sure the casting speed of BB was buffed this year
they buffed the buffs for it iirc
basically have to go vent+ BB talent that makes it quicker after ability+EP
calm salmon
makes sense
fleet zealot
and just chain eltie kills
spare dome
and it is pretty damn fast
calm salmon
I still hate that you get cuckballed by teammates with BB though
spare dome
scriers BB EP meta????
calm salmon
You can't gain warp charges if a teammate kills an enemy out from under you
which is infuriating
when fatshark already solved this issue once already
onyx lodge
so many new penances that i just dont feel like doing. just going to wait for pleasant surprises along the way.
fleet zealot
scriers BB EP meta????
i do love exploding myself
calm salmon
yeah. . . 300+ penances just means that a lot of them are going to be absolute drags
5k explosive barrel kills? Duhfuq
100 books? Naw
misty mason
I honestly expect a balance pass to some of them
onyx lodge
that one is taking forever
calm salmon
75 grimoires? Won't catch me
median steeple
most of them being worth 5 instead of 10 is killing me
misty mason
A few of the blitz penances are super unbalanced
calm salmon
yeah, ogryn only needs 75 rock kills
onyx lodge
hestias prescence in killing me, just gimme a fucking list man
calm salmon
though his nuke one is fucking stupid
misty mason
Took me as long to so the knives as it did to so almost all the other zealots
calm salmon
"kill 25 enemies with one nuke, 50 times"
spare dome
i do love exploding myself
im gonna do it, unironically. once these penances are done anyway
calm salmon
is just telling people to use nuke badly
that shit should've been "Kill 6 elites with one nuke, 50 times"
sterile stone
Listen here buddy
spare dome
but first i gotta find out if it even gets any new breakpoints
sterile stone
Just cause I nuke 10 maulers
spare dome
you dont gotta worry about blowing yourself up cause an EP'd BB is free
misty mason
50 is too high anyway
royal vortex
that shit should've been "Kill 6 elites with one nuke, 50 times"
5k heavy attack kills at 5 stacks of heavy hitter vs 2500 at 7+ stacks of fnp
onyx lodge
i still want to do karnac bells damnation but going in quickplay for it is just...
calm salmon
5k heavy attack kills at 5 stacks of heavy hitter vs 2500 at 7+ stacks of fnp
at least shield makes that easy
misty mason
75 for rock, which you get 3 of and passive reloads
50 for nuke. Which gets 1 and needs a pickup
opal sparrow
What is a good ranged weapon to use with a crit build?
calm salmon
I've been getting around 800 melee kills a match or so
sterile stone
Quick play for the Orthus offensive is dead as fuck I swear
misty mason
What is a good ranged weapon to use with a crit build?
Revolver
sterile stone
The only people playing it are pre 30s
calm salmon
now they're not ALL at 5 stacks of HH
misty mason
With handcannon
onyx lodge
columnus is the new favorite for everything
fleet zealot
What is a good ranged weapon to use with a crit build?
revolver
calm salmon
but it's a decent chunk of progress every match
median steeple
they should throw orthus into the normal quickplay pool
royal vortex
at least shield makes that easy
troo
ripe quest
What is a good ranged weapon to use with a crit build?
IAG, Boltgun, Flamer can be fine, Agri and Lawby Shotgun with Scattershot and an optional Man-Stopper.
sterile stone
I'm assuming Orthus is gonna remain as is, til we get the "Hunt for Wolfer" quest
misty mason
Also, after using momentum while doing most of these penances, the people who said it was strictly better than fury can ligma
spare dome
imagine if zealot got recon lasgun, thatd be amazing
to live in a world where three classes are ignoring a weapon class
opal sparrow
I've been trying to use the revolver but I am getting so much input delay its annoying to use
My internet isn't cooperating with me at the moment
delicate shadow
columnus is the cookie cutter option
misty mason
Switching back to fury has been greeeeat
spare dome
if u enjoy missionary ull love the columnus
onyx lodge
revolver is my favorite you just need to get a decent one it dosent even need to godroll
ripe quest
Agri Railgun
Agri Railgun
Agri Railgun
calm salmon
One day fatshark will nerf IAGs
ripe quest
calm salmon
one day
misty mason
I mean
calm salmon
One day fatshark will buff recons, one day
sterile stone
Agri Railgun
Agri Railgun
Agri Railgun
misty mason
IAGs have only been good recently
sterile stone
One day fatshark will buff recons, one day
Released a whole ass weapon skin for a gun almost no one uses
solar gorge
i think recon will remain trash for at least 2 years
calm salmon
still no excuse for how blatantly overpowered the CIAG is
sterile stone
Gotta be the biggest joke so far this year
solar gorge
but i'm suprised they didn't buff it for the elysian cosmetic drop yeah
calm salmon
Released a whole ass weapon skin for a gun almost no one uses
Grenade Gauntlet still has no free camo btw
solar gorge
missed opportunity to farm
ripe quest
IAGs most likely will just eat a crit string reduction to like 221, 211, or 111, and then might also take a small finesse drop. Ideally Graia gets buffed up a touch with that change.
onyx lodge
those pistols are all crap to me
calm salmon
Oh, and two of those premium camos haven't been in the store since last year
because it was the 800 aquila camo pack
median steeple
god we need the catalog system back
ripe quest
In a perfect world IAGs have far more of a difference between weakspot and crit damage so it has a more focused strength.
sterile stone
god we need the catalog system back
Just because you said that
calm salmon
In a perfect world IAGs have far more of a difference between weakspot and crit ...
I just want fatshark to scrap the mark system altogether
median steeple
im ending it all
delicate shadow
ngl the mark system feels like it exists purely as some marketing bullshit to justify the "72+ weapons" or w/e from pre-release bullshit
median steeple
I think we should level throneside and put a walmart there
calm salmon
^
NOW
Because I don't wanna bust fatshark's balls too hard
Rippers and Stubbers are fine in the mark system
bastard child that is krourk stubber aside
it just needs to be given the same stat spread in stability as the other two stubbers
median steeple
yeah some weapons are fine in the mark system
solar gorge
ngl the mark system feels like it exists purely as some marketing bullshit to ju...
i mean, that's p much confirmed, with their modular system that allows them to put together a "new" gun in 10 minutes
ripe quest
It 100% just looks like their temp fix to convert the weapon customization system into something usable for launch.
ripe quest
i mean, that's p much confirmed, with their modular system that allows them to p...
I wish it was that easy.
solar gorge
you really get to see how it works with the weapon customisation mod
spare dome
it was a good move tbh
sterile stone
Hadron about to abandon the inquisition when she finds out they're allowing us to add scopes to our guns
ripe quest
That mod is visual only, and doesn't reflect their actual weapon production.
solar gorge
I wish it was that easy.
visually at least, it's very easy to do for the model, which is what i meant
misty mason
Surely the weapon mods will come out with crafting
solar gorge
so making new marks would be piss easy
olive raven
i still got it
solar gorge
the hardest is stats and shit
olive raven
hd2 is 10x harder than darktide
calm salmon
My brain is almost. .. bored. . . with the pacing of Darktide now
calm salmon
the big thing is that dying in darktide is basically impossible as long as you don't have complete potat teammates
olive raven
if you play right yea
nimble fiber
olive raven
for me i can do max difficulty fine
calm salmon
hd2 you can just fall over
calm salmon
because a bot headshot you
solar gorge
dying isn't an end in helldivers
calm salmon
(Which is a stupid mechanic, but whatever)
solar gorge
it's just a formality
ripe quest
so making new marks would be piss easy
I mean copy-pasting a weapon is easy, actually making an interesting weapon takes more effort. Some weapon variants are just old weapons with slight flips. Lots of the new variants we've gotten over time have been models sitting around since launch, so they didn't even need to do half the work.
sterile stone
Reminded me of this
calm salmon
it's just a formality
I die 1.72 times per match in helldivers 2
which is a neat statistic to know
median steeple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0grVgvBK_DY
do you think this is what he saw when he was ODing?
calm salmon
getting stepped on against my will by a bile titan
because I'm baiting it into an orbital precision strike
median steeple
that or hammond is burned into his brain
sterile stone
do you think this is what he saw when he was ODing?
calm salmon
olive raven
ok time
calm salmon
example
olive raven
to
sterile stone
You're going to hell for that one
solar gorge
I mean copy-pasting a weapon is easy, actually making an interesting weapon take...
yeah that's what i said
olive raven
go get my friend boba cuz she is currently dying
nimble fiber
Reminded me of this
wa did he actually die?
spare dome
i mean at this point for me HD2 needs a new difficulty, and that difficulty should involve having 0 reinforcements right at the start and the 2min cooldown
sterile stone
YEah
median steeple
You're going to hell for that one
sweet I can beat his ass when I die
sterile stone
Bro died from a OD
solar gorge
the appearance part is extremley easy to do thx to the modular system they have
sterile stone
Playing overwatch of all games
nimble fiber
oh damn
sterile stone
nimble fiber
rip I guess
solar gorge
i mean at this point for me HD2 needs a new difficulty, and that difficulty shou...
agreed
median steeple
he went like 0/52 or something like that
he played ball for his final match
what a way to go
sterile stone
Bro's discord thing said he'd been on overwatch for 5 days straight before someone turned his pc off
calm salmon
i mean at this point for me HD2 needs a new difficulty, and that difficulty shou...
you need to play with randoms more
nimble fiber
bro said he would go to bed and never came back
calm salmon
I routinely watch randoms burn 20 reinforcements in 10 minutes trying to take one objective
median steeple
dude I love the helldivers reddit community starting to gatekeep boosters
spare dome
yea but those dipshits almost certainly wont be playing this difficulty
median steeple
goes hard
calm salmon
I had to memorialize this scoreboard
spare dome
and them being dead does not affect me being alive
median steeple
I've seen level 20s in helldive
sterile stone
Wasn't it a fent OD that got him?
calm salmon
due to the sheer insanity of the death counts on the team
spare dome
so its no loss
median steeple
yeah it was
sterile stone
That's fucked
nimble fiber
shit now I feel bad
median steeple
nah rest in piss bozo
nimble fiber
here have this
median steeple
smallraffe
ripe quest
because I'm baiting it into an orbital precision strike
just don't get hit
calm salmon
bro said he would go to bed and never came back<:SadSupremePepe:7385522429735731...
I have a friend on steam that hasn't been online in like 4000 days
sometimes I wonder what he's up to
median steeple
just don't get hit
that vomit hitbox was insane
calm salmon
the last conversation we had was about weight lifting and my experience with middle school football
sterile stone
just don't get hit
Ex voice reveal?
nimble fiber
I wonder what happened to my old destiny 1 clan
wonder if they all stilll alive cause some of them were pretty old
ripe quest
Ex voice reveal?
Debatable.
median steeple
if you go to the remembrance thing in D2 you can see
frosty herald
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO HAB DREYKO NOW
median steeple
it shows which accounts are still active and shit
ripe quest
Ex voice reveal?
frosty herald
THE EVENT IS IMPOSSIBLE
sterile stone
wonder if they all stilll alive cause some of them were pretty old
I still have the old conversation from the first person who got me to download discord
calm salmon
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU DO HAB DREYKO NOW
click on circle
if white - click again | if red - find new circle
sterile stone
Wonder where bro is
median steeple
frosty herald
Uhu
calm salmon
have team delende est pestilence bois while you do that
frosty herald
Even though you cant interact with the scanner
nimble fiber
I still have the old conversation from the first person who got me to download d...
thats nostalgic as hell
frosty herald
Fatshark remove this dogshit new event
calm salmon
I mean, they nerfed the spawn rates
frosty herald
It fucking sucks and no FUCKING ONE KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO DO IT IN PUBS
calm salmon
what more do you want
sterile stone
thats nostalgic as hell
Nahhhh bro
frosty herald
REMOVE IT
nimble fiber
bro is now the new ceo of discord
sterile stone
You know nostalgic
ripe quest
It fucking sucks and no FUCKING ONE KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO DO IT IN PUBS
avg. darktide veteran vs. a new change
sterile stone
I still talk to my old UK friend from when I met him on Reach
median steeple
look for the balls
bold dirge
One message removed from a suspended account.
delicate shadow
I spent 4/20 playing the OG star wars battlefront lmao
sterile stone
I spent 4/20 playing the OG star wars battlefront lmao
Before lootboxes
drifting wolf
I had to memorialize this scoreboard
average light armor users still dying while having an advantage fighting bugs, and the one heavy armor user flawlessly clearing the mission
delicate shadow
Before lootboxes
a trip down memory lane back to 2006
spare talon
do you guys think that using the lfg here for atomas elite guard is viable
maiden path
WHEN CAN I MAKE MY ZEALOT LOOK LIKE THIS
median steeple
do you guys think that using the lfg here for atomas elite guard is viable
no
calm salmon
average light armor users still dying while having an advantage fighting bugs, a...
Yeah I don't get how people die so often.
nimble fiber
anybody still know the game were u played a bear that killed other bears?
calm salmon
I won't say that HD2 is easy
maiden path
anybody still know the game were u played a bear that killed other bears?
SPORE.................
calm salmon
but if you can just control your trigger finger, its not too bad
sterile stone
do you guys think that using the lfg here for atomas elite guard is viable
I mean if I can corall a group of randoms to get atoman elite guard
maiden path
anyone else start getting deadlock crashes
sterile stone
Anything is possible
calm salmon
Now, I will admit
median steeple
its a roller coaster of difficulty going from piss easy to omg who thought this was balanced
calm salmon
I die way more often against bots
but that's usually due to tilt
The first time I'm staggered while shooting, I can immediately feel my mood hit rock bottom
median steeple
losing mental against bots is the real threat
median steeple
they fucked charger or bile spawns again
median steeple
extermination missions are so much pain now
calm salmon
extermination missions are objectively dogshit
bold dirge
One message removed from a suspended account.
calm salmon
and arrowhead is digging in their heels and being really bullheaded about it
they just need ground-up redesigns
median steeple
man the mood change when playing loose cannon from professional is real
everyone hates you lmao
calm salmon
HD2 just plays really badly in death domes
Naw
Ogryns love loose cannon vet
and that's all that matters
median steeple
ogryns love all vets
drifting wolf
they absolutely fucked bile spawns somehow because I did a hellpod defense mission with friends and had like 3-4 bile titans spawn at a time, and whenever those died another batch spawned, the entire match had to have had at least 20 total. this was difficulty 7.
calm salmon
maiden path
trapshooting vet fucks hard
sterile stone
Zealots calling Ogryns stupid but effective
median steeple
Im used to melk praising me so it was shocking to hear him basically saying "fuck off dumbass"
nimble fiber
do they love judge zealots?
median steeple
judge loves ogs iirc
delicate shadow
agitator zealot seems to be on good terms with most of the staff
sterile stone
Melk like the psyker cop
delicate shadow
but gets roasted 24/7 by the other archetypes
calm salmon
none of the staff have anything kind to say to bully ogryn 
median steeple
melk likes professional, enforcer psyker, idk about og, and I think agitator and judge
calm salmon
apparently melk is cool with bodyguard
median steeple
melk fucking HATES loner psyker
stable cypress
melk likes my 2nd og with bardin VA, idk why lol
thats also not the case for my loner idk
I think its all background choices
median steeple
nah its def personality
my loose cannon and prof have the same background but melk hates loose cannon
nimble fiber
u think the backgrounds have an actual impact besides eye color
calm salmon
yeah, none of the background choices seem to really matter right now
other than "MUH CADIA THIS"
and "MUH CADIA THAT"
sterile stone
Melk calling LC a blockhead
median steeple
only reason to choose cadia is the schola choice
still quartz
Background was supposed to have more dialogues I guess
drifting wolf
melk likes suckups
sterile stone
I think the only personality that likes LC is Howlette.
calm salmon
Background was supposed to have more dialogues I guess
Apparently there's some new dialogue based around your background choices now
added a month ago or so?
median steeple
I love the purple eyes
still quartz
Interesting
maiden path
errors would be fixed
calm salmon
and loves praise from veterans
maiden path
and documented
median steeple
staring at the penance screen and feeling dread
sterile stone
you'd think after what
Return of the pudding veteran
delicate shadow
I chose incron for all my dudes because "Incan from Incron" sounded funny in my head
median steeple
im lost without my melta and helgun
still quartz
My Judge Zealot would love a bowl of tana
sterile stone
You still look like a pudding man
median steeple
I chose incron for all my dudes because "Incan from Incron" sounded funny in my ...
maiden path
You still look like a pudding man
and pudding man got that shit on
deal with it
sunglasses
like the old meme
sterile stone
Bro got the weakest camo drip
calm salmon
I chose incron for all my dudes because "Incan from Incron" sounded funny in my ...
I don't even remember what my background choices are
sterile stone
Step
sterile stone
Outta here
calm salmon
Woulda been cool if the character creation had meant anything
but like everything else with darktide, not even half-baked
still quartz
My Judge Zealot would love a bowl of tana
Heard this line once, "The journey will be long and arduous... I could go for a bowl of tana."
maiden path
chat should I respec to get focus on vet
still quartz
Never felt a killing machine so humanized
maiden path
or just go into damage
sterile stone
but like everything else with darktide, not even half-baked
Ngl woulda been kinda fucking weird to had a Kasrkin be arrested
maiden path
why is vets skill tree so fucked up
sterile stone
But here we are
still quartz
Ez
maiden path
im not gonna run any nodes fuck dis
still quartz
GIVE EM THE OL KASRKIN DOUBLE-TAP
jolly musk
you'd think after what
wait how dod you get the + lvls
sterile stone
wait how dod you get the + lvls
Mod
calm salmon
wait how dod you get the + lvls
True Level mod
sterile stone
I don't care how toxic it would be
calm salmon
Like my ogryn is level 488
maiden path
wait how dod you get the + lvls
Imod
sterile stone
True level should be base game
still quartz
My Zealot is +300 I think
median steeple
IP grabber
maiden path
i wish
calm salmon
here we go
maiden path
ah hell nah his mothers maiden name is beatrice
calm salmon
all my characters
visual stream
You gonna tell me where I live? Like I don't already know?
calm salmon
boudicca the brit queen
aye
fleet zealot
calm salmon
cute
median steeple
this game drains my will to play so like none of my characters are above 100 doesnt help I remade two of them
sterile stone
man I have no drip to fit stealth vet
The steath penances?
median steeple
nah just a build in general
calm salmon
man I have no drip to fit stealth vet
you rang?
maiden path
did u know when the romans were trying to land on britannia they couldnt because they went the side with the huge salt cliffs
spare dome
why are you cosplaying my dad in 1981
calm salmon
yep
maiden path
these giant fucking things
median steeple
the dover cliffs?
spare dome
cause i took after my mom
maiden path
yuh......
median steeple
or cliffs of dover
maiden path
white cliffs of dover
delicate shadow
the dutch landed in western australia long before the brits had arrived
sterile stone
just to make chat even angrier
That's the first non-ugly character I've seen
maiden path
deserved
sterile stone
That's female
maiden path
thats why they sent all the criminals to australia
delicate shadow
it does have plains
sterile stone
Imagine if Australia had internet
maiden path
i wish kill zone was 'no elites or specials in 8m' 15+ ranged damage
sterile stone
median steeple
imagine if Australia was real
delicate shadow
Imagine if Australia had internet
bro they upgraded to fiber literally a month after I moved countries
go fucking figure
calm salmon
this outfit is probably my favorite
sterile stone
Inc was holding the Aussies back
maiden path
is deadshot still good?
calm salmon
the new pants for ogryn are :chefskiss:
maiden path
wrong chat
sterile stone
this outfit is probably my favorite
I've been meaning to ask the meaning behind your Ogryn's name
calm salmon
Character from Gaunt's Ghosts novels
delicate shadow
it's true, I was making sure australia remained obscure and in the background
spare talon
this outfit is probably my favorite
i like the simple outfits
calm salmon
Bragg is a man approaching 7 feet tall, and as wide as a sycamore or whatever
drifting wolf
it's true, I was making sure australia remained obscure and in the background
stop doing that, they have cool lizards
calm salmon
he's Gaunt's heavy weapons specialist
royal vortex
zealot penances are done
sterile stone
Australia had to sacrifice some units to upgrade to the next tech cycle
calm salmon
but he can't aim for shit so the crew nicknamed him "Try-Again"
royal vortex
delicate shadow
stop doing that, they have cool lizards
I miss the lizards
median steeple
God I need a tanith cosmetic
median steeple
who hurt you
maiden path
u'd fucking hope not]
royal vortex
who hurt you
myself
spare dome
we have some snakes
median steeple
canada is like 100% winter all the time true
can confirm it snowed last week
delicate shadow
Inc going into Canada and not seeing plants that can kill you
it actually has been weird not needing to worry about random poisonings
nimble fiber
it snowed today
median steeple
it actually has been weird not needing to worry about random poisonings
bro is confused he doesn't have to fear for his life every day
nimble fiber
I hate it
delicate shadow
bro is confused he doesn't have to fear for his life every day
tbf I still do, but that's because of the drivers
median steeple
dont get me started on drivers
delicate shadow
Canadians drive like it's fuckin' GTA out here or smth
spare dome
drivers ed in canada is a fucken joke
sterile stone
and just because I can
The helmet woulda went hard if it had a face plate or cover
calm salmon
literally no one anywhere knows how to drive
median steeple
Ontarians dont single when merging
calm salmon
that's just a fact of life
delicate shadow
driving back home is wayyy easier
median steeple
Quebecois dont know how to drive on a good road
delicate shadow
because people actually signal when they're doing things
sterile stone
that's just a fact of life
I dunno chief
Imagine getting road rage from a Frenchman
That shit would have me weak
delicate shadow
Canadians signal, if you're lucky, after they've started doing something
nimble fiber
bro is confused he doesn't have to fear for his life every day
I mean aren't elk's in canada
they're pretty scary
median steeple
elks are big babies
delicate shadow
I haven't seen any bears or moose yet
median steeple
its moose you have to worry about
nimble fiber
whats the difference
median steeple
up in banff you can find deer and elk just walking around the town its amazing
sterile stone
Moose are super aggressive?
delicate shadow
but if I see a moose I will simply befriend him and he shall be my noble steed (he will shatter my skeleton into 2 billion pieces)
calm salmon
The helmet woulda went hard if it had a face plate or cover
I'm still waiting for a matching outfit for this helmet
median steeple
well moose are some of the biggest land creatures on earth
calm salmon
it's been literally over a year
median steeple
that can tank cars
calm salmon
and fatshark still hasn't made one
nimble fiber
they big af
sterile stone
it's been literally over a year
There's literally two chest pieces with that camo pattern
delicate shadow
ngl I find it weird that fantasy settings don't embrace the idea of moose cavalry
shit'd go hard
visual stream
what a waste of a continent
At least it is far enough away that none of the evil stuff can get over on its own
median steeple
spare dome
good luck keeping a moose
calm salmon
There's literally two chest pieces with that camo pattern
and they're both the wrong color
nimble fiber
ngl I find it weird that fantasy settings don't embrace the idea of moose cavalr...
hm I feel like I've seen mooses in some fantasy movie
delicate shadow
At least it is far enough away that none of the evil stuff can get over on its o...
i did 
sterile stone
Imagine some Canadian mounty charging you on moose-back shouting "For the beaver"
median steeple
I wish the RCMP were that cool
delicate shadow
Imagine some Canadian mounty charging you on moose-back shouting "For the beaver...
tbf, lots of men do many things, for the beaver
median steeple
now they're a bunch of hosers
sterile stone
tbf, lots of men do many things, for the beaver
frosty herald
And now only silo cluster remains
median steeple
argus are you down to clown on darktide or something
delicate shadow
yeah I thought mounties would be like actual mounted police but they seem to do even less of that than police back home AND they're just more american which is like...I got fuckin' lied too
median steeple
im just staring at this and im losing my mind
I mean if you count cars as mounts they are still mounted
delicate shadow
lmao yeah I suppose
frosty herald
I also had the first mission with house nobles
delicate shadow
but back home, even in my small fuckin' surfer town, you had police on horseback pretty often
here they're just cops that also don't know how to drive
median steeple
the only time you see RCMP on horses and wearing scarlet is during ceremonies and shit
delicate shadow
sad
frosty herald
is the emperor telling me something
median steeple
dear god
delicate shadow
actually something else hilarious from back home: bicycle cops
burnt belfry
is the emperor telling me something
That ain’t the Emperor speaking….
sterile stone
argus are you down to clown on darktide or something
Drank too much water
Am ti-red
median steeple
what are you, a plant?
sterile stone
I photosensitize
median steeple
burnt belfry
I’m thinking of channeling my inner knife zealot
north sedge
delicate shadow
they say you are what you eat, and thus I am titanium dioxide
delicate shadow
heavy arch
my city has riot police on bikes
sterile stone
How the fuck
Riot gear is heavy as shit
Who would willingly ride a bike with riot gear on
median steeple
looking like a payday 2 heister
heavy arch
Sounded like I was being facetious but im not!
cops on their little bicicletas and their rubber bullets
sterile stone
Wait
Dude to the right
Is mans wear riot gear cargo shorts
I'm weaketh
Bro said these dogs gotta breathe
median steeple
nah man if I died wearing that burn my body and tell my loved ones I exploded or something
nimble fiber
gotta flex his bicycle legs somehow
sterile stone
probably rolled his pants up
With how riot gear works
YOu shouldn't be able to roll your pants up
Cause of the shin guards
delicate shadow
here's what I don't get, police will use tear gas and rubber bullets to clear a crowd when literally all they need to do is just plant a darktide premium shop in any place they want people to leave
heavy arch
idk he’s an adult and capable of taking shin guards off
delicate shadow
work smarter not harder smh
sterile stone
here's what I don't get, police will use tear gas and rubber bullets to clear a ...
This
sterile stone
idk he’s an adult and capable of taking shin guards off
I don't wanna get political or nothing
But given alot of people's perception on cops
I'd wanna be as protected as possible
If I'm going to a RIOT
In RIOT GEAR
sterile stone
Respect
It's like the modern day gladitorials
Just you can randmoly catch a stray
delicate shadow
I'd wanna be as protected as possible
look as long as there's no mud wizard you'll be fine
frosty herald
here's what I don't get, police will use tear gas and rubber bullets to clear a ...
better yet
noise
formal umbra
BASED MUD WIZARD
maiden path
they look so fucking goofy 😭
sterile stone
Mud Wizard vs armored bike cops
delicate shadow
bro hit 'em with that difficult terrain -50% movement
sterile stone
A battle of the ages
burnt belfry
https://tenor.com/view/mud-wizard-police-gif-7726846673995860872
Mud wizard…
median steeple
i love mud wizard
heavy arch
they look so fucking goofy 😭
It’s rly dumb too as the city is basically all hills
delicate shadow
they should add a mud wizard to the dregs in DT
burnt belfry
Mud wizard is spark ‘ead…
sterile stone
they should add a mud wizard to the dregs in DT
Plz no
Hit by mud grenade
Immobile for 10 seconds
The pox walkers close in
Spaghetti.mp4
frosty herald
I need 2 missions on auric
delicate shadow
"immobilized for 10 seconds, no corruption damage but you'll feel really silly"
frosty herald
Magistrate obliette and silo cluster
median steeple
god I forgot how fucking cool the immortal empires trailer was
sterile stone
Ob is a fast run
ripe quest
they should add a mud wizard to the dregs in DT
lobs orbs of mud and it makes your screen 1 unit browner per hit until you only see mud and you are legally blind.
frosty herald
Creative assembly did try their best to regain community opinion for thrones of decay
median steeple
god it looks so good
gotrex and felix becoming permanent and starting in malakais army is great
frosty herald
Legend of total war going back to warhammer lmao
spare dome
ow my balls theyre itchy
delicate shadow
CA really needs to just do medieval 3 or empire 2
but if they did they'd probably do it super shitty
gray ice
ow my balls theyre itchy
you caught a stray my apologies good man
gray ice
Ob is a fast run
you still slammin your head on a brick wall for that penance?
sterile stone
you still slammin your head on a brick wall for that penance?
Got it done 2 days ago
I had to herd my team
But got it done
gray ice
bro really brute forced it like a cattle farmer
sterile stone
I saw the ogryn on my team stray off to the left
"Nah nah big fella get back here"
"We a team"
gray ice
and what was your reward for the months of therapy you'll now need?
delicate shadow
lmao
sterile stone
To get those penance points
zinc talon
nice, coulda sworn chargers/hulks and bigger were exempt
so I Guess it's just 'and bigger' which is, like, two things
zinc talon
"Nah nah big fella get back here"
ATSA LAD
if you're lucky enough to just need completions and it's not a mission specific map
I floored myself the other day just taking a prebuilt to test how under the gun we were for that 20 minute low health penance
chose an assass job just to pick a type and beat it in just under thirteen minutes
gray ice
breathe
zinc talon
we told you that tree got nerfed but you're being stubborn about it
calm salmon
breh i have asthma thats a restricted skill tree
have you tried doing crack about it
gray ice
breh i have asthma thats a restricted skill tree
as someone with also asthma, howdy partner
spare dome
Scriers EP BB gets u only one breakpoint and its scab ragers in one burst
unfortunate
zinc talon
yeah just pick up a crackpipe drug addiction and then you won't need asthma meds
clear knot
LOL
zinc talon
cuz your lungs will be too far gone anyway
clear knot
two puffs like every 4-6 hours is where im at
zinc talon
I'm trying to quit vapes too
ivory marlin
Good morning zealot chat
calm salmon
i've been on that train for 5 years or something like that
gray ice
two puffs like every 4-6 hours is where im at
do you have a preventative inhaler or only rescue?
calm salmon
no ciggies in almost two years
zinc talon
MAWNIN SAH
calm salmon
so I got that going for me
gray ice
hi gale
zinc talon
impressive man congrats
ivory marlin
Hi vin
ivory marlin
well it seems like it worked
first try
Cole
olive raven
you still slammin your head on a brick wall for that penance?
Hey Vin guess what, I gave myself a concussion!
delicate shadow
I simply hook up a tire pump to my lungs
zinc talon
I've kicked heehaw's baccy for several years
gray ice
Hey Vin guess what, I gave myself a concussion!
please sit down and relax somewhere
ivory marlin
I’ve never smoked
gray ice
why must you worry me
olive raven
please sit down and relax somewhere
I am
zinc talon
but menthol 5% vape is just
olive raven
I just yknow
spare talon
now i just have to decide whether to wear the flawless maelstrom insignia or the hardmode twins insignia
zinc talon
ivory marlin
Ex tried to get me to vape and i hated it so i probably wont ever try
gray ice
7
zinc talon
how'd it happen?
olive raven
Uh
gray ice
SEVEN
olive raven
Me?
gray ice
?!?!
zinc talon
yes
ripe quest
Hey Vin guess what, I gave myself a concussion!
Wow! You should go to sleep. (don't)
spare talon
why cant we wear 2 insignias, one on each side of our portrait
olive raven
Me happened
zinc talon
how long ago and doing what
olive raven
Happened yesterday 1am
ripe quest
Ex tried to get me to vape and i hated it so i probably wont ever try
No I didn't.
ivory marlin
why cant we wear 2 insignias, one on each side of our portrait
Cuz thats too much code
ripe quest
calm salmon
i'm automatically assuming it involved a headboard
olive raven
Seven times
calm salmon
and you can't change my mind
ivory marlin
No I didn't.
No like my ex partner lmao
olive raven
Okay so with the new penances
ripe quest
No like my ex partner lmao
Still wasn't me.
zinc talon
yes but were you drunkenly playing stairs hurdles or in a car accident or what
olive raven
Is there actually anything cool to grind for
maiden path
Is there actually anything cool to grind for
yo mama
olive raven
yes but were you drunkenly playing stairs hurdles or in a car accident or what
THE VERB IS I HIT
Like PUNCH
ivory marlin
Still wasn't me.
Yeah i know you wouldn’t actively try to fuck me over
zinc talon
I ask cuz I'm a doc
delicate shadow
I once smashed my head about that many times against a pipe
ivory marlin
Oh hi okri
zinc talon
ha okay
ripe quest
Is there actually anything cool to grind for
There are some good cosmetics, the auric title and insignia are pretty baller.
maiden path
emrpah be like 'put him in the empty loby'
olive raven
Okri I alr went to a doc
ripe quest
Yeah i know you wouldn’t actively try to fuck me over
Debatable.
ivory marlin
Fair
zinc talon
MAWNIN SAH/MAAM/PERSUN/FING
olive raven
There are some good cosmetics, the auric title and insignia are pretty baller.
Any decent homeless person ones
zinc talon
they're part of the global points grind
calm salmon
Like PUNCH
you need to chill with boxing the homeless population past midnight
zinc talon
you'll pick em up for past completions
sterile stone
emrpah be like 'put him in the empty loby'
Hihachi ahh haircut
olive raven
you need to chill with boxing the homeless population past midnight
I wish it was from that
ivory marlin
Hi argus
olive raven
Vin hates me guys
clear knot
do you have a preventative inhaler or only rescue?
atm only rescue,
maiden path
Hihachi ahh haircut
didnt even spell it right
olive raven
clear knot
my lungs when i pump them with albuterol sulfate
olive raven
do you have a preventative inhaler or only rescue?
Oh shit I should get one of them
calm salmon
anime pfp detected 
clear knot
feel like gods
olive raven
Puri stfu Frieren is awesome
zinc talon
also pal hit your head could mean a brazilian different things just concerned cuz now'd be the fallout time
ripe quest
Any decent homeless person ones
Not particularly on the same level as the OG homeless cosmetics from what I've seen. Just the trailer/main menu armor and some enemy armor.
zinc talon
and you slept on it I'm sure
delicate shadow
1400 psi lungs 😤
gray ice
atm only rescue,
You need a preventative, my life changed when I got one
calm salmon
Puri stfu Frieren is awesome
you know
olive raven
also pal hit your head could mean a brazilian different things just concerned cu...
The verb to hit smh
gray ice
ask doctor about symbicort
olive raven
Like punch
ripe quest
1400 psi lungs 😤
ivory marlin
Vin hates me guys
Welcome to the club
zinc talon
like bang, like bonk, like
misty mason
Puri stfu Frieren is awesome
Frieren gud
olive raven
i'm sad you missed the joke
Explain
zinc talon
anyway did you space out
clear knot
noted, ill try that
misty mason
Anime pfp bad
zinc talon
or black out
zinc talon
olive raven
look at my pfp
I mean yea but like
delicate shadow
one of our cats has asthma and we gotta give him a lil puffer every now and then
calm salmon
they're all
delicate shadow
he's surprisingly good about it
misty mason
I think its more that some anime avatars are OK, but all the worst people are anime avatars
spare dome
meanwhile, mine throws a fit if i try to put her harness on for the walk she definitely wants to take
calm salmon
I dunno. I don't even look at the mission board, I quickplay only.
so I'll get pox gas eventually I suppose
misty mason
meanwhile, mine throws a fit if i try to put her harness on for the walk she def...
My dog is like this.
Put on collar? Hide.
Go for walk because collar is now on? Fuck yes
maiden path
can all loner zealots fucking explode
olive raven
Oh yea
olive raven
What the fuck is that new gas fuck
delicate shadow
how long has he had it for
a few months now
misty mason
can all loner zealots fucking explode
There is a penance, it's illegal to be mad at loner zealot for the next month or so
zinc talon
I'm trying to broker the whole 'let me get in your face and clean you' stage with my 1 1/2
she has just the one eye that's always a lil leaky
misty mason
What the fuck is that new gas fuck
It splits the area you're in in half usually
olive raven
Okay so what the fuck how do penances even work now
Is it not just a list
Why is hestia fucking weird
gray ice
it's penances with a ui update and more of them
maiden path
misty mason
Yes it's a list, change to grid display
zinc talon
but I'm at a loss for how best to pester them with something they don't want and gain their trust doing so
like giving medicine and cleaning up close
delicate shadow
penances usually require some form of self-imposed chastisement as an expression of repentance
zinc talon
resident expert
gray ice
penances usually require some form of self-imposed chastisement as an expression...
like using loner aura
zinc talon
penances usually require some form of self-imposed chastisement as an expression...
oh I'll chastise myself alright
delicate shadow
eternal apex
reject stealth zealot
embrace Martyr Relicspam zealot
olive raven
No there’s no weapon really
misty mason
penances usually require some form of self-imposed chastisement as an expression...
Oh no, I hope Hestia and Hadron don't punish me for a penance.
I'd really feel chastised.
Haha
zinc talon
I like doing one weapon self challenges with the gauntlet
gray ice
I appreciate the chutzpuh
when they can aim
olive raven
I only hold the knife to run by things
maiden path
embrace heavy evis m1 spam
sterile stone
Still waiting on the rock only ogryn
olive raven
Still waiting on the rock only ogryn
You already exist
gray ice
if I see you whiff 3 knives at the stationary bomber I'm initiating a fuckin vote kick
sterile stone
You already exist
I know I'm not hearing nonsense
zinc talon
if they'd give me a faster recharge on em I'm your huckleberry
sterile stone
From a damn pokemon
zinc talon
Cousin Rockri is handsome and strong
olive raven
I know I'm not hearing nonsense
POKÉMON?
olive raven
Oh yea vin my hrt dose is fixed
olive raven
OH YOU USING THE APOSTRAPHE E
AUTOCORRECT MOTHERFUCKER
ivory marlin
I ordered a chicken sandwich and its almost here
olive raven
EVER HEARD OF IT
ivory marlin
This is huge
zinc talon
got me some bread zepplin I just unpacked
olive raven
Oh yea vin my hrt dose is fixed
@gray ice
misty mason
Bonjour
nimble fiber
I want a crispy duck sandwich
zinc talon
I have to be in a real mood to want duck
ivory marlin
I’ve never had duck
olive raven
Duck is good
nimble fiber
its pretty good
delicate shadow
duck is great
zinc talon
can be real tasty yeah
olive raven
Especially foie gras
misty mason
Imagine chicken but a bit worse
sterile stone
Duck eaters out here
olive raven
(I prefer Asian styles of cooking duck)
delicate shadow
don't eat foe grass
nimble fiber
have something against duck argus?
misty mason
don't eat foe grass
Fucken enemy lawn
sterile stone
I can't eat the bread gang enthusiast
zinc talon
get a load of richie rich eating fwa gwa and not noticing
sterile stone
I'm civilized
zinc talon
prolly had a bowl of caviar for breakfast
olive raven
Yknow what tastes really good
nimble fiber
bread
olive raven
87 octane gasoline
sterile stone
The fuck
gray ice
<@206267213303382017>
congrats
delicate shadow
no it fuckin' doesn't
olive raven
Yes it do
sterile stone
I'm calling the pope
zinc talon
one 8ounce cup of gasoline has all the energy you'll need for the rest of your life
olive raven
Tastes better than 93
gray ice
are we going back to some semblance of normal then
delicate shadow
siphoning gasoline is something I never wanna do again
olive raven
Also
zinc talon
scientific fact^
misty mason
Nah man I only drink Roundup
sterile stone
siphoning gasoline is something I never wanna do again
I love how this is just a Australian thing
nimble fiber
they dont sound eatable
delicate shadow
I love how this is just a Australian thing
it really do be
nimble fiber
sterile stone
I'm surprised y'all go to doctors when y'all get sick and not ato mechanics
olive raven
Don’t eat random shrooms yall
olive raven
I'm surprised y'all go to doctors when y'all get sick and not ato mechanics
Listen
Taking a shot of gasoline with no reaction
Amazing party trick
zinc talon
did you steal the gasoline from the truck
olive raven
Maybe
zinc talon
I saw that
delicate shadow
I'm surprised y'all go to doctors when y'all get sick and not ato mechanics
bruh listening to mechanics' horror stories is fucking hilarious
one dude had someone that was absolutely obstinate their tire was, in fact, not blown the fuck out and just needed some air in it
sterile stone
This the type of shit they warned me about when watching Bear Grylls survival tactics
olive raven
oh yea @delicate shadow I sorta shattered my brain over spring break
And sorta experienced ego death
calm salmon
Don’t eat random shrooms yall
yo if they can give me synthesthesia
you can't fuckin stop me
delicate shadow
ego death is based
olive raven
yo if they can give me synthesthesia
Why are you double spacing
olive raven
ego death is based
I ate 5g of the funny fungi
calm salmon
I'll eat a truckload of em so I can understand what my best friend means by her favorite song makes her feel red
olive raven
I was gone
calm salmon
broken spacebar
ripe quest
nimble fiber
huh I wanna eat some beans
misty mason
bruh listening to mechanics' horror stories is fucking hilarious
one dude had s...
You don't understand, having no tread on my tires means there's more tire touching the road and therefore it has MORE grip
calm salmon
huh I wanna eat some beans
yessssssss
olive raven
broken spacebar
Horrifying
gray ice
i left for 4 mins and come back to this
calm salmon
Horrifying
eh
delicate shadow
You don't understand, having no tread on my tires means there's more tire touchi...
they legit just pumped the tire (which obvs didn't do anything) and then just watched the dude pay and leave
actual madness
olive raven
Vin did I tell you what I did over spring break yet @gray ice
oh you prolly forgot how fuckin hyper I can be vin
misty mason
I hate that I know what kerning is
sterile stone
and you have told me
Oh bruh
olive raven
I don’t think Incans heard