#zealot-class
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You can’t taste cold ice cream
its literally just a bowl that looks like its got a layer of craft singles on top of it
we didnt know it was rice untill he told us
okay actually stop
this has to be a bit
Unfriend him
It’s not lol

If you want softer icecream just make a milk shake in a blender
one more ice cream crime from you stan and its time out
What Blessings do you go for on a Dash Zealot Knife, with Blazing Piety? Lacerate with Uncanny Strike?
That’s abuse
Is this liquified incontinence?
same thing
Or perhaps the result of Biggus Dickus having some fun with his wife, Incontinentia Buttox?
Rude
Skelly you need to learn manners
Like ships that go out to sea I spoon my soup away from me
Hey, I just put into words what you all were subconsciously feeling about that water cream.
Uncanny strike, precog or riposte
It’s not water cream
Stan you're not a real person sometimes
If you are dead set on bleed blessing
Dont take lacerate, take flesh tearer
stan isn't a real person ever
It absolutely is. You microwaved ice cream to turn it to water cream.
I sent it like half a month ago
Lacerate is shit and counter intuitive to what is good on knife
Can you forgive me

I don't really need to forgive you but I'll definitely judge you.
No
in actually good food news
No
How so? Extra Bleed on Crits? Do you then recommend Flesh Tearer?
im eating smoked haddok fish cakes
That sounds good
with tartar sauce
Which one’s Precog? Extra Crit Chance on Dodge, right?
why you leaking future nurgle objectives in next missions stan
dont forget the salt
right, im never eating tartar again now that stan has agreed
I recommend flesh tearer well below precog and riposte. Fact is knife is a precision high damage weapon
Precog is 60% crit and weakspot damage on dodge, riposte is crit chance dodge
Anngak

Can yall shut the fuck up
True.
That’s rude the fuck
Trying to talk about zealot here
What you expect from Stan?
Hmm. Alright, I will go for the Precog if I get it.
It’s not just stan it’s everyone who is doing the same song and dance
bleed isn't worth it vs the better finesse dmg and the like
🙅♂️
@lusty turtle im going to try to roll a riposte knife
Roger.
good luck josho
3 million ordos will be sacrificed
Riposte or Precog. If you had to choose one.
🤔
riposte
im forgettin the blessing numbers
You’re the one taking notes
Precog is +60 per cent Finesse Damage, vs Riposte being + 20 per cent Crit Chance, after a Dodge.
What do you think of the Manga Carta
Riposte lasts longer
Magna*
So it can get more consistent and active
So again, I ask. Which one?
Preference
Alright, Riposte.
They both perform about the same over the course of a map
probably also depends on the build a bit - on a judgement build i'd probs take riposte just for more consistent crits but with bp u crit enough anyways so id take precog
Roger. And for Veteran Stealth Knife? About the same Knife build?
if ur taking serrated blade mercy killer is ok but its only ever on the 2nd hit and beyond
Blazing piety scourge is also pret good for a knife executor build but you wont have momentum speed
This is why I was asking. Mine is a bit of right tree, left tree, till it ends up in Blazing Piety.
God I miss OG Hand-Cannon and uncapped Rending that allowed you to Martyr knife and kill a Crusher in 3 lights
It was the wild west
im bored tell me a weapon and I'll try getting a good roll
2 handed chainaxe
What happened
Manga Carta
XII?
never happenin, i'll make sure of it
I meant Magna
idk its no longer in effect so i dont even remember what its about
Vin won't be happy
good
I love changing my personality and then just seeing this
I got banished from the ship
is that a chihuahua
yea
he's still young tho, he's a mix with something bigger
i forgot which
not my dog
an appropriate name for a chihuahua
he's actually really fucking polite
which shocked me, i thought a chihuahua puppy would be all bitey
he was very gentle, sniffed my hand, stretched out for pets
i mean realistically macho man is actally a decent guy i heard the behavour is mostly showman ship
a lot of wrestlers are really nice off camera
It's usually the inverse for people in media from what I hear
yee
Nice people on camera are usually awful irl
James cordon
People who are assholes on camera are usually nice
kinda like funny people are people who are hurt inside....
I gotta try the FTD mod

what mod is that
what the fuck i didnt know there was a submod that lets you take NPC clothes
for the drip
https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1ca68nl/no_mechanicus_class_no_problem_ill_just_make_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Nah I need that mechanicus drip
Mans saw that modded mob6 armor and couldn't sleep
Started thinking of he possibilities
eyeing up rannicks coat
Rannick, Marrow, Howlette, and Brahms
Being the only ones not wearing shredded clothing
Or clothes with missing laces

i want morrows drip
i need his revolver skin
fuck rannick fancy revolver, give me that old ass webley
Agreed
Surprise with all the community asking or it
We never got a skin like Ranny's for the revolver
rage
lol
still mad that cod got actual karskin armour before we did
I don't think the sister of battle bundle released yet
But the Kasrkin and other bndle have
looks decent
it did
like a month ago
Lack of file compressions
cant wait for black ops gulf war to be 300gbs
140GB of 4K resolution skins and textures, of which only 5% aren't an MTX
Gonna need a whole seperate hard drive just for gta 6
lol
belive i found all the carnvial skulls
last night
this little puzzle adventure has been fun
im willing to take some funky textures and audio for smaller file sizes
this is getting ridiculous
I like tw wh3 attention to detail tho
yeah it pretty cool
Didn't the game get a dlc recently
like the nurgle units are on point
yeah but i ont think there doing so hot
after the scandle
i think tw wh3 is a game that can get away with large game size
it has a metric ton of content
and well detailed, polish graphics, crisp sound and TONS of sound too
it's games like the starwars battlefront classic remaster
I've been seeing nonstop videos about GW getting flak about the female astartes thing
that I find unacceptable
Shits infested my feed at this point
they are legit quoting a 4chan post that ended with "trust me, my dad works at nintendo"
its not even astartes and people are malding
its funny how sad some hobbyist can be
i really hope they keep burning themselves out and leave the hobby, assuming any of them are actual hobbyists and not just culture war tourists on their way to protect IPs from the "wokes"
like i dont personally care if their are or arnt
custodes and most of the people complaining arent even in the fandom
we've had to ban a few here
90% of them are grifters moving from thing to thing because "woke"
but honestly less than expected
Oh fem astartes is canon now
no costodes i think
Aah
which custodes can be since they dont follow a template like astartes
no it's custodes, some right wing grifters called custodes super augmented astartes and I think that is where the misconception started to come from?
Big E literally turned himself into a queen during the solar wars,
they dont read or interact with the IP at all
Some neckbeard sees a problem with this?

It's the modern era, people find issue with anything.
like, fem astartes had canon models in 1987 they just sucked so bad and didn't sell (not cause people didn't like women but because the models were legit terrible)
I'm happy people use the word woke cuz any time someone says it I know instantly to disregard anything they say, ez self report
I find it hilarious that these so called fans are getting mad over this retcon and calling it lazy
why did freddy murcury come to mind when you said that
XD
like thats what GW does dumbass
is the push pox hounds penance bugged or something? doesn;t seem to count
there is no logical way to think that there is an all encompassing "boys only no girls allowed" shield protecting precious astartes
Oldcrons and squats being prime examples
yep

Freddy Mercury just rising up out of a crowd of guardsmen
Mid battle
if it's chromosome based, there is a substantial amount of women born with XY and not XX
So true
Astartes are different when it comes to the whole gender thing
if it's performance based, their is no gender discrepancy in strength in the 40k universe
but custodes are hand made so they can come from anywhere
I like my women fighting the good fight too
the pinnacle of humanity baby
and assuming there is one, there would still be the occasional woman who passes the pre reqs
issue mainly come down to the fact that either or not it be aeffective to say their large production of them since the cration is secreat and very rare based on lore iheard
you can even say oh, it's like HRT, the astarte's geneseed literally transes you into male

This the typa shit that can implode an entire fandom
can't believe GW made a model so bad it ruined female astartes
lol
LIKE WHYY DO THESE PEOPLE DON't UNDERSTAND
astartes boob armor
I want big bulky women
Like that one-time the FO4 writer said that one of the intro soldiers in the fo1 intro was actually Nate
the trick is that when nonsensical culture war bullshit hits your feed, you hit the triple dot and tell youtube to fuck off
So it made Nate canonically a war criminal
I want them indistinguishable from the men besides when they take they take the helmet off
that tracks tho
90% sure thats a joke he made but people saw the guy who helped make Fo4 and starting feinding
this seem to be a good standard
many soldiers do terrible things and live to regret it
Truth ain't it
What the fuck
like every time i'd watch a monthly tolarian college video youtube would immediately blow my feed up with, "maybe you'd also like The Quartering and his associated friends??"
and it's like no
no i would fucking not
white dwarf 99. 1987. Space marines Gabs and Jayne
Manliest generic action hero guy female astartes I've seen
but terminally online dingdongs bloat the youtube viewership algorithm such that their shit gets pushed way to the front at all times
Stuff like this would happen when I looked at world events
the writer for master of mankind also wanted to put female custodes in back then but GW said no because models
yea i feel that
basically can't look at trans creator/trans positive content on youtube
man I need one more mission to finish this penance but I keep crashing
my will is draining
AIUHG
the fact people use this as an insult from both sides of this argument means i can no longer take you seriously , sorry yama
where were you when yam was kill
It's over
cause youtube thinks oh this much mean you want to watch the people who hate your guts! I am a very smart algorithm
if you watch a five minute video dunking on jordan peterson youtube will immedately send you to Destiny's Greatest Twitch Clips and also suggest you a three hour incomprehensible Jordan Peterson lecture
Send yammer toes to the sarlacc
sorry but anytime i see muscle woman used for female custodes its always a porn addiction argument
it's completely shameless
literally banned someone in gen chat earlier who was going full transphobe and was calling everyone a porn addict 
What in the holy terra is happening here
Where's my Stellar Blade PC announcement, i hope it's not an entirely PS5 exclusive

i hate how rightwing made up "safe horny" no we just like our hot characters having depth and not being cardboard cutouts
if you ever feel a strong emotional reaction to a subject on your square pocket computer, immediately disconnect yourself
I avoided all chats now but zealot
This is hypocritical
sorry
You're in zealot chat
disconnect
Weirdly ironic
cant
zealot chat is a safe haven, mostly
perpetual motion generator
we're safe horny
@lusty turtle bring back meme channel
idk what that means but its totally us

god no
zealot chat is too gay, all the larpers who want to unironically hate others are gatekept out
i'm not putting up with people posting videos of people actually dying again
only reason really poped in when i joined
XD
had enough of sifting through that for one life
instagram reels type beat
Again?
no skele thats not violenece is just for the jokes bro its ironic torture videos its totally not the same learn to read the context bro god mods are so uptight
NEVER look in an instagram comment section
theres a reason we closed memes channel
actual clan meetings in there
There's was that one guy who just kept posting sus memes on meme channel
what actually was posted there to warrant a closure
some racist stuff?
whatever you are thinking
Man I just want darktide disscussion
mf did you just not read people dying
the answer is yes
i just said 
i posted in the memes channel once. that's grounds for immediate deletion of the entire server
oustide of the racism actual fucking deaths recorded on video
Memes turned into liveleak
"me when hit by poxburster lmao"
-video i will not even fucking describe-
"chat arent i le funny"
deranged individuals that shouldn't interact with society
Average WH fan 😎👌
im going to make my own chudtide garmhammer server with blackjack and unmoderated meme channels
(online WH fan)
wait warhammer cant be racist now?
orkz are my nonbinary representation i need
most people are chill irl besides actual nazis but those people get beat in most communities
we love nonbinary boyz and if you don't agree you are a git
like my elf army cant stand those green skin army on the boarder....
holy shit giggles the clown
The worse of humanity on display
I hate elves.
Gork and Mork are literally the non-binary allegory, don't @ me
some people are just sick in the head i guess 
pretty sure the gaz book or another ork book had a convo about non-binary stuff
If there's one thing gaming discords has taught me
There's alot
rainbow pox gas
why would we need pride
New class just dropped everyone
the fermi paradox for chuds
no bro thats not the problem the problem is darktide doesnt have enough content thats why i have to post puppy torture videos thinly disguised as jokes
it already ok to be gay in 40k
goes hard
i'm willing to sacrifice it all to rainbow capitalism if it means extreme levels of chud salt
🫡 damn right it is
pride coloration is now canon to 40k
god i hope
in the 41st millenium mankind has evolved into its ultimate biological form, the femboy
but he glow gold i cant help it
To be faaaaaaaaair
Apologies if this is the wrong place to ask but could somebody assist me with Just A Flesh Wound a little later because I have no friends
hate femboys
nah hes a skeleton
love muscle boys
i truly wish you the best of luck if this happens
wdym, it means we get to take safetys off and just ban anyone that speaks out
Can' the emperor project himself as whatever the person speaking to wishes
Lil Nas X lap dance reference???? 
Mayne Ogryn chat will get a 2nd purge
the great ogryn purging part 2
this is more class advice, might be worth trying the match making chats down in #vox-lfg-lexicanum
Thanks
40k is so gay
You mean to tell me this all male regiment is a fully celibate organization?
dude why does the reaper chest armor just barely not cover one of his nipples
I feel like the emperor is the type of guy to join the sea people during the bronze age collapse
tactical nipple
the fact this was everyones response is worrying 
you telling me a shrimp fried this rice
Yall telling me the Emporer wasn't clapping cheeks during the age of Terra? 🙄
You staring at greasy ogryn nipples
idk if ogryn chat can ever live it down

idk maybe he s apsycher and that where he focuses warp energy
Emperor definitely had sex
😛

theres worse sights
why would you say this
There are emperor offspring scattered in the imperium
I just wanna know why crushers have wire based face dreads
Fuck, the YouTube algorithm got me 😔
Like what did that armor look like before it spiraled down the toilet
i never consciously realized theres multiple reaper models
he still make videos....
lol
man, imagine if we got it all cleaned up in 21st recon blues
i rather make my own choices
Asmond with the roaches in his house
Mans a whole millionaire and living with roaches

I keep getting recommended these 40k is over videos but every forum or chat room I’m in no one gives a shit
Nah nah
lmao get fucked banished to chudposting
Grey or black
I’m actually a bit miffed I wanted to partake in internet drama
Peak internet
Surely he at least cleans his room right
i'd love that but also i kinda want it to match with the existing loyalist stuff
I mean
Did you see the xqc clip
Lmao
Bro had to hire maids mid stream to clean his room
Funniest and most xqc thing ever
i just want headgear with helmets
Type: "blood on wall Asmongold"
On Google
this is my fav one
the facking WOKES
RUINED MY MANLY GAME
so glad my ogryn could have a fucking sock on his head
One day we will get a cosmetics rework and we will get color sliders
Ogryn sock
I prayge
The fact that apparently millions of people actively watch react slop consistently is too depressing for me
do you think they have socks in 40k
i do not believe we ever will
Man these people don't understand the appeal of.... Women
BROTHER DO I HAVE SOME DEPRESSING NEWS FOR YOU
Man twitch had this brie period of time where alot of female streamers were streaming bare ass naked
And using black bars to cover their bits
So it was assumed they were naked atleast
remember these are the same type of people who bullied jo-cat for liking women
And the viewer count on these twitch channels
i ll have the tech priest look into this
I know this might blow everyone's minds, but I don't actually think anyone actually gives a fuck about the design of women space marines.
A grifter on YouTube who had the self esteem of a 12 year old doesn't represent a "culture war" 💀👌
Would be in the 10s of thousands
very illogical
I love the "culture war" just a bunch of weirdos complaining that women and minorities exist
time for more darktide
I'm tired
Slep
sleep well
It's like 2 am where you are ain't it?
1:30 am yea
im so tired of archivum
Brevver
sleep NOW
mimimimimimi
If you think about it right
Sleeping in the car while traveling
Is just fast traveling
Man
heaven speedrun
but daddy Elon said I could in my tesla
every single cybertruck was recalled btw
Wait is that going on anywhere else?
We have self driving taxi experiments out here in Tex
im sorry taxi drivers I will take the death of your jobs if it means I dont have to talk to you
Its fast traveling depending on where you want to go
man im still pressed that they cut the choir version of mothras theme
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
the self driving or the recall?
Damn dog messing with my keyboard
The sel driving
bro is having a stroke
Ye its being tested places, i dont think itll stay
Nah I was cleaning my laptop keyboard
And my dog just stretches his arms out
And hits enter
dog wanted to tell us something
Some people calling it a saftey hazard
For multiple reasons of course.
man
woman
life
Looks like you click m1 a lot
I mean if you fine with having two level 3 blessings you could changing elites to maniac or you could keep elites and upgrade one of the blessings
elites or maniac are both decent
Isn't this the one that's good with shred too
Since m1 is all sweeps you can just stack bleed crits
it is the definitive m1 warrior build

yeah rampage/shred if you want a crit build iirc
I've been out with work for like 8 months on this game
yeah i still need to pick up shred
How do the 2 lazpistols and 2 revolvers compare to eachother
pretty sure revolvers will out do any of the other sidearms at least the original version since the fanning one isnt that good iirc
The fanning has the quick loader though right
But lowered stats on what mattered on the original
But if you're pretty much just using it to 1 tap a special it's kinda null
Ahh alright
yes but the zarona is a crazy good weapon still
I've only ever seen the fanning one used on vet
The fan one has less weak spot and crit bonus. So trash
If you’re gonna mag dump high damage just use bolter
So the talent tree update is also completely new to me, are the bonuses in there like purge the unclean additive or multiplicative
I believe multiplicative
I still have the old evisc with 25 unyielding, this 50% DMG add or 56.25% mult
Jeez
Meh. I think that mobility is just a bit too low for the dodges
its additive damage
the fanning revolver just isn't all that good.
sadly
Wonky breakpoints, bad blessing selections
I couldn’t remember which damage is what honestly
I remember the first and only time I've seen it used and it was someone killing a boss instantly with sharpshooter
all around a weird gun that doesn't really feel like it should be sharing the same blessing pool as the OG volvo
Thanks for that
I have a Zarona addiction
Use the knife. Join the cult
NO
My toxic trait was vraks semi auto headhunter on zealot
Speeeeeed
But serrated edge works well with mercy killer
Plus weapon swapping for big attack speed bonus
I also just like hearing my vet flex his amazing cause and effect knowledge by saying that severing the head makes the body die
man....
dreaming
The tongue
what's the best things to slap on a bolter if i am just looking to magdump it into monsters
Had that happen earlier on ogryn. Got a godly club but it had stamina block efficiency thrust 3 and haymaker. I wanted to alt f4
shattering/cavalcade?
Shattering blaze away right?
Calv pinning
oh yeah
pinning? does it stagger monsters
You get stagger procs on bon weakspot
It'll stagger monstrosities even
And shattering aint doing shit for you
I require your assistance
with
I gotta give a boss a aneurysm as psyker
Need s shield gryn to keep boss distracted
isn't it only 25% now?
50%
okay so not as steep of a change as I thought
but far more bearable
I had to sit there and solo a chaos spawn 
Try not to fall asleep challenge
Why not just do it on a dh
chaos spawn happened to spawn
i could help you with a plague ogryn
mf i solod one yesterday with specialists
I don't think anyone besides a ogryn has the staying power to block a DH
100%
but hosts can just be ignored now
you can block in bursts with zealot
Fair
oh someone just triggered a host well too bad guess well catch you at the rescue spot
You can't sit there and face it forever though
Get duelled I guess lol
3141240565
fatshark friend code
Someone posted a video long time ago of them just tanking it and the stam regen was out pacing the attacks
Block efficiency goes nuts too
stamina? Blocking? Couldn't be me
I was considering getting block efficiency on my shield ngl
i dunno. have fun viewing this
world war 2 space tarkov?
Yeah
Game just kinda coasted on by
Almost forgot about it if it didn't show up in my twitch feed
Copying Tarkov's gameplay loop is a monumental task
all of the copies so far have died hard deaths
Ehhh
There's Grey Zone
People are liking that as of now.
Though time till be the great decider.
I suppose I should point out comparatively speaking. Tarkov peaks at something like 1 million individual players every single wipe
There's just not another game that can maintain that kind of player base with updates
I saw general sam making a video on marauders but legit no news after it
No ones making videos on marauders
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Marauders Steam charts, data, update history.
yeah its dead asf
That's rough dude holy shit
Shits dead
Song from the game Let it Die. Couldn't find a good quality version so I thought I just upload one instead.
This song been stuck in my head all day
when the preacher forgot his prayer book
so drop trooper dilvers it
XD
delivers it
really wish we got something that look like a jump pack from the unit
but nope
tox bomb is like, old scab bomber where the flames would last forever and cover a ton of area
I wish I could assign personalities to loadouts
One message removed from a suspended account.
oh hell yea
make that suggestion
For the kieg
yes
as long as you don't have allies in coherency
but it likely won't matter
coherency regen shuts off in melee combat
and you are the only target they will go for
https://medal.tv/games/warhammer-40000-darktide/clips/28TSCRPC0u_bsb/d1337PQLczw1?invite=cr-MSw3NzIsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA using the devils claw for a real first time and I just flounder with it
Watch total dog destruction and millions of other Warhammer 40,000: Darktide videos on Medal, the largest Game Clip Platform.
I cant get a grip on it
Bro said
After hours of vet play I am finally moving on (aka I ain't got no friends and I got bored), so I make an angry old zealot named Chaplin
wield deh knife
Nah he's way to old and petty, im grabbing the biggest weapon in the armory
That's the path we all go
Pick Vet due to being white bread, find out it's boring and we need violence, pick Zealot, make em angry, grab large melee weapon
I just wanted an excuse to engulf everything in flames and to be needlessly senile
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWOXw7CWlUYpGxJ-qbgAtozTViC_u3uR8?si=TbjYR0xw8K3oU_06 it allows you to make sushi out of a fresh Beast of Nurgle
15 seconds · Clipped by Xevra Fallen · Original video "Leh Charge Knife" by Xevra Fallen
I still clutched the mission
Well I'm done with knives but I think vet actually has it rougher with krak kills
its very rough
500 kills is insane 
the grenade needs to be ontop of an enemy to kill it
He's not lovin' it.
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#...
Yeah I mean in the time it took me to do all but two of the other penances, I managed to do the knife one
But you get 12 knives
And they don't have a fuse
does Big E have his own McDonald's like the british monarchy does
they also come back faster as well no?
it's just in some building on terra xd
lol
its in the dark cells
Custodes.... my loyal guardians... I require a Big Mac, a large fry, and 10 piece nugget
Oh... and an orea mcflurry
they only have smartie
💀
Its kinda disappointing that the final reward for the class is a barely distinguishable badge
Probably should have been a unique weapon skin or something
not even the emperors personal mcdonalds has a working ice cream machine
Actually did we get any weapon skins at all?
we did
gonna start swearing out the custodes behind the counter cuz my fries arent crispy and salty enough
He has the ONLY one that works
They need fresh mcpromethium to cook the good fries
damn losing connection to the lobby
"Please sir, I may be super human, but that means I have super feelings too."
do you think custodes have super mood swings
no
Aren't they jacked with hormones
super acne
jacked with the bestest balance of hormones
im kind of just staring at character selection

idk what to do
all sons of noble houses in terra so probably top of the line implants and gene cocktails
How's this?
dante is living proof of how long space marines can live
bros 1.5k years old and could be back in his prime if he drank blood
pret good
what
Imagine getting a nurgle diffuser
explain cause idk what you mean
It's a scent diffuser
ohhhh
pox bomber about become ever worse
gas modifier bout to smell like a 3 week old corpse ngl
So's my clacker
clacker?
The ad for that thing is fucking hilarious
My ass
play need for speed and the device just starts dumping nitrous oxide into your room
Each day we stray further from senpais gods light
Whole room smells like a old muffler
Like leaking oil
Like gasoline
Like old car seat

Play any car game and it dumps carbon monoxide in your room
Speeding kills
beast of nurgle swallows you OOHHHHHHHHGGFGFG
your diffuser just melts on the spot
boot up terraria
walk over to the corruption
vomit profusely
Getting that fresh nurgussy fragrance
talking about nurgussy - how would beast of nurgle wear pants?
playing hitman and it fuckin' chloroforms you
hop in bioshock 1 and your room smells like wet dog
play payday 2 cookout and you end up with the DEA knocking on your door
yknow their mouth hole
thats where the waist will be, and the singular pant leg will go all the way down to the tail
step into tox gas in DT and it just goes ahead and gives you lung cancer
IMMERSION
I'm dead
Hop on helldivers
And also smell of tea, because bri'ish cast
stardew valley probably smells amazing
Entire room is filled with oil
I wonder what fallout 4 would smell like
Haley's room would smell like perfume
Fallout 4 smells like iron
fallout 4 starts dumping radioisotopes of xenon
Fallout 4 wouldn't smell at all as this game has no soul
REAL
it'd smell metallic and you get thyroid cancer
You'd have to buy a creation club mod to get the smells
stalker probably same deal
Because Todd loves money
1 play session of fallout and you've got stomach tumors
Go to the brotherhood of steel in fallout 4 and smell FREEDOM
I'ma be real
i have sadly started playing this game again
whats new
understandable
A BoS base probs smells just like oil and metal
it would've been that or new vegas
I'm like 85% positive fallout doesn't actually have fans
only New Vegas has fans
not much wrong
new vegas has trans people and those who dont realize
Apparently from the dude who used one of these devices, the scents smells fucking awful.
Fallout 3? Shit on
Fallout 4? Shit on
Fallout 76? Shit on
Fallout 1 and 2? If you care about these, you're 30+ and your back makes weird noises in the morning
He played league
it's a stupid gimmick
And the sweat radiated from the device
well yeah it's some shitty ass difuser with an AI that's probably like "yeah bruv I'ma give you petrichor and ammonia now"
just like "muh realism" there is a point where people don't really want to be immersed
I gotta see how much these costs
@delicate shadow bitch.
Real fallout fans are wasteland fans
NEW AI TECHNOLOGY SIMULATES HITPOINT LOSS BY JUST FUCKING KNEECAPPING YOU
not too bad
Stimulate getting shot
coolio
By having a solid metal ball fly through your arm
Argus and puri leaving me in the mission
how are you girlie
enjoy viewing this
Alright to be fair right
Even though i clutched it went through 2 teammates again
Whenever I play with friends, I suddenly become the most needed person in America.
I celebrated 4/20 very thoroughly and legally for the first time ever
so pretty good
oh cool cool
im sadly sober
sadge
Like I said. I'm 85% sure fallout doesn't actually have any fans whatsoever
there's only fans of New Vegas
(You know, despite the overwhelmingly critical success of every fallout title since 3)
mycology is based
wait wtf are these
surviving 5 maelstroms in a row without dying
auric maelstrom, specifically
they're called titles
mushrooms and fungi out here being these primordial entities that either have huge benefits or just outright kill you
i eat both.
it has zero challenge because the alt-f4 trick works
people are alt-f4ing left and right now 
is ti
die or downed
as soon as shit goes even halfway south
Dead dead
downing doesn't matter
there's one for no one going down in auric
and one for no one going down in auric maelstrom
but that's one singular mission so /shrug
Well since it's so easy everyone will have it soon and the problem won't be so bad
I wouldn't say that
There is?
Yep
That one is a ribbon though
Both survives and downs have auric and auric maelstrom versions
Not a title
omw to get downed in everyone's games for the next 3 months
You really underestimate how fucking stupid the average player is.
You really are.
I got forced to solo a demonhost today 
every time someone complains in chat about struggling to get the achievement I will simply snipe your one good lobby and barrel myself
Nah, I know how braindead people are. But those people will get the title and stop that behavior
Pain
tfw your teammate just leaves because the person who aggroed the DH alt-f4ed
How's the afterlife

noice
I learned the pattern though
DH has a 5 attack pattern
simply plant shield during the combo
dodge the single attacks
it's really easy to get because altF4 works
the problem is that people altF4
If you're saying it's not easy then okay I guess?
I am the proud owner of the minitorum seeker title
I dunno
Or just not leave at all
I'll get my 10 and 5 at some point
I already got 5 auric survives
bricked the aurics on mission 7
The 5 auric survives is easy
That was already a problem though
due to said demonhost match
The 10 is just an endurance run
I'd almost say its just luck of the draw
just get a premade for 10 games
Like can you do 10 reg aurics without dying of boredum
10 missions is a long time for nothing catastrophic to happen
fuck no, I get bored after 1
Imagine having premades
unless you sit there and farm like. . . hab dreyko or something
which is this
QP all day
Aren't assassination missions the shortest?
like last time I played I legit launched game, won an auric warrens qp and then shut the game
Usually yeah
TRS-150 Relay Station, Magistrati Oubliette, and Hab Dreyko are the shortest missions in the game.
Can relate tbh
They can all be complete in 15-20 minutes, enemy spawns willing.
You can miss me with stealth knife zealot runs
enclavum baross in 7 minutes is fucking re[dacted]
Lot of the penances I'm missing to get to 4500
Are just endurance runs
Kill x
Complete x mission
I'm just gonna go through and re-100% all the classes
and probably go back on hiatus until the wepaon rework
destroy x totems
At some point I'll make a maximum krak nade build for the scab only maelstrom
That penance is so grindy
Bruther
there's somethin about the fits for the big man at 3500 and 4500 points that are just gigagood



