zealot-class

[sterile stone]

Let me give up my current life

And be born as a successful twitch streamer

I wanna get paid talking to a screen and play video games for a living

[ivory marlin]

Real

[ornate bone]

Yeah but then you have to scream 10 hours a day and kill your vocal cords

[cerulean moth]

23.23 is the minimum wage here iirc

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/zombie-land-comedy-crying-upset-sad-gif-3457380

[fleet zealot]

I need to get my own place and do vtubing and make bank

Right now i just cant stream here and i hate it

[ivory marlin]

I wish

[fleet zealot]

Gotta get that neetbux

From other neets

[sterile stone]

Real

[cerulean moth]

so thats like...15 bucks an hour in freedom money

[ivory marlin]

Almost livable

[sterile stone]

Lemme get that red bull sponsor ship

[median steeple]

Must.... Scam..... Online.... Boomers......

[ornate bone]

Easiest way to make money they don't tell you is to melt down US coins to take them out of circulation and therefore increase the value of the US dollar

[fleet zealot]

Freedom dollars are so fuckin ruined

[ornate bone]

Simple as

[fleet zealot]

Companies keep artificially inflating prices while making more and more profit

[cerulean moth]

Oh shit wait

they are raising it again

YOooo

Aussie aussie aussie

[ivory marlin]

Bruh the redbull car might stop by where i work soon

[fleet zealot]

So many companies are being sued cause they are artificially raising prices. The big pork company just got hit with a fine for it

[fleet zealot]

Unless you can outpace everyone jacking up their prices for maximum profit that won’t budge it

Circulation and inflation sucks but the primary cause rn is corpo greed

[ornate bone]

Go to a bank wearing a mask n stuff and just burn all the money, then once prices are very high you can convert everything into Euros or whatever and live somewhere with a good economy

[fleet zealot]

Most banks don’t carry a large amount on site anymore

[cerulean moth]

just rob multiple times

[ornate bone]

Hit every bank in the US and you're golden

[fleet zealot]

Any amount over a certain $ has to be told in advance

[sterile stone]

Most places work on a bartering system as long as you have a gun.

(This is a joke)

[fleet zealot]

Reminds me of the mcdonalds cash trucks

Armed guards, armored truck/van

[sterile stone]

Wait Ell

Did you see the stories some odd years ago

[fleet zealot]

Maybe?

[sterile stone]

Of random cash trucks just busting open

And spilling cash everywhere

[fleet zealot]

Lol lmao

[sterile stone]

It's happened like a few odd times through out the past decade

[ornate bone]

Actually the best way to get money is to convert everything you have into Euros or some other currency then crash the US economy then convert back to US dollars and you're suddenly rich

[spare talon]

he says dsword but he means dclaw, kez is just a little special

this was after a game went sideways really quick and i was the last one

as per usual

[ornate bone]

I think it's called like Forex or something

[cerulean moth]

u should have died as well.

[sterile stone]

Kez?

Kezikstan?

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-saltzpyre-no-warrior-priest-no-saltzpyre-warrior-priest-no-vermintide-gif-24413806

[cerulean moth]

loool yeah

[sterile stone]

The bar clocking the name at the bottom

Had me thinking it was a vivzepop clip

[cerulean moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398974818046705664/1230941863138295818/RDT_20230620_083048_1.mp4?ex=663526f1&is=6622b1f1&hm=55069fb66b559132eedddb1c90d7fe09ab42d20a4e410cfdc9e60098d3956945&

[cerulean moth]

awww hell nah priest got the anti tank weapon

[spare talon]

half of the versions of this ive seen have not been family friendly and it scares me

[median steeple]

Pretty versatile video

[sterile stone]

Cole proving his degeneracy

Send him to the Sarlacc pit for cleansing

[median steeple]

That's fucking loud

Me playing poxburster wave maelstrom

[sterile stone]

That clip of the dude opening the door

[cerulean moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1227019874493272336/child_protective_servcie.mov?ex=6626e24f&is=66146d4f&hm=ad1ecded5821411dcf3be0318112de182537dc93a57f9836492d834bc50e4a93&

[sterile stone]

And the explosion to his stream cutting

Will always kill me

[cerulean moth]

chaos spawn grab animation

[median steeple]

Yeah I have that video some where

[median steeple]

Peak movie btw

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-godzilla-x-kong-skar-king-king-kong-monsterverse-gif-14985676165515296192

[cerulean moth]

LMAO

fuck I should have watched it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/480811817308782607/1225823056610721823/ssstwitter.com_1712164530360.mp4?ex=662481ef&is=6623306f&hm=6e1b0b3e4c2807127dd338132fe8d87bc984854b183eac7744ea073f5f19394e&

Memes not even related

it just made me learn that i fuck with lada gagas music

[sterile stone]

Scarlet Dawn hasn't released for home consoles yet

Pain

True pain

[median steeple]

I'm tempted to fall to the darkside and try stealth vet

[sterile stone]

Dew et

[median steeple]

Someone used for the drip and made a banging outfit

Using I think a re-colour of the moebian armor

[sterile stone]

How tho

How the fuck did they get 4500 in twod ays

[median steeple]

That's why I think it's different but it has the same shape

[sterile stone]

Showeth me

I won't lie, the scion helmet in black and gold looks nice

[median steeple]

Hold on before I become stupid does anyone have a screenshot of the vet moebian chest

[ivory marlin]

Dinner tonight is kettle chips and a brisk ice tea

[sterile stone]

Is anything open near you?

[ivory marlin]

Unless i want to walk for an extra hour no

[sterile stone]

What about door dash?

[median steeple]

By u/gbous_

[ivory marlin]

Probably but im fine with what i got

I like brisk

[sterile stone]

That's fucking fire

[fleet zealot]

Olleh

[sterile stone]

Smol teef

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bGON2.gif

can immaging doing that to it

but with finger

[median steeple]

It looks slightly different aswell since it doesn't have the reefs on the right shoulder like track version

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-running-away-running-escape-animal-gif-14844387

[median steeple]

So maybe it will be a shop item

[delicate shadow]

australia is $15 minimum but that didn't stop dominos from paying me $12.99 an hour when I was a young desperate uni student

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/3919.gif

[median steeple]

Fucking cardboard pizza

[sterile stone]

🫂

[delicate shadow]

they got class action'd for doing that to tons of employees recently tho

[ivory marlin]

Hi darktide premium currency

[fleet zealot]

Dominos has ass pizza sauce

It is too sweet

Like ketchup

[ivory marlin]

I hate pizza sauce

Tomato nasty

[fleet zealot]

I hate u (not really)

[ivory marlin]

Real

[cerulean moth]

had dominos call me because they ran out of large pizza bases and I never heard someone sound so relieved when I said thats ok and ill just cancel the order. The poor guy must be shouted at alot

[fleet zealot]

But dominos somehow has a really good alfredo sauce

[delicate shadow]

domino's au is ok-ish

but as I understand it, it fuckin' blows in NA

[fleet zealot]

I get a chicken alfredo pizza with extra olives and maybe bacon if im splurgin

[sterile stone]

People think I'm crazy

[fleet zealot]

It is cheap in NA

[delicate shadow]

but NA is good in that there's a shitload of small family ran pizzerias

[sterile stone]

But I swear Dominos had a alfredo bread bowl

[fleet zealot]

Cheaper than little ceasars for carryout

[median steeple]

I FUXMINF LOVE VREAD STICKS!!!!!!!!!

[cerulean moth]

YOUR CHEAP

https://tenor.com/bFQQ3.gif

[fleet zealot]

They still do in some locations

[sterile stone]

Ur-oh-ey

[shy hull]

I want to abuse the stun grenades with the flamer because of the 12 years long AOE stun but it feels like shit to have nothing but melee weapon against specialists

[delicate shadow]

I tried lil caesar's crazy bread or w/e for the first time ever a couple weeks ago

shit kinda slaps

[sterile stone]

Lil Caeser's enjoyers

Bleh

[fleet zealot]

They cancelled doing breadbowls with custom pasta tho

[sterile stone]

Ugh even

[median steeple]

If you run fury the flamer will melt specials

[sterile stone]

I didn't know that was a thing

[median steeple]

Bread sticks are peak

I fucking LOVE CARBS

[delicate shadow]

main place I go to is some local chain (might not even be a chain idk for sure)

[fleet zealot]

So im stuck with either boring chicken alfredo in a breadbowl or chicken bacon olives alfredo in a foil dish

[sterile stone]

Short Canadian feller

[median steeple]

I ain't short

[sterile stone]

Don't tell me it's a Mr.Jims

[shy hull]

Not all of them, try getting a sniper with a flamer for example

[fleet zealot]

A lot of places have stopped doing breadbowls entirely

[shy hull]

I mean I can work do even like that but it feels awful

[median steeple]

Ok but thats when your teammates comes in

You can't deal with everything unless you abuse revolvers

And heavyswords

At the local Brewhouse we have pizza sticks

[fleet zealot]

Little ceasars crazy bread when i was in high school and it costed 1.75$ probbaly saved my life

[median steeple]

Just cheese bread and bacon bits

Absolute peak

[fleet zealot]

My family was broke asf at the time and i was skin and bones cause of my meds

[shy hull]

Yeah I know, I just don't like having absolutely no option if the rest of the team can't deal with it

Talking about dealing with everything, did they nerf bolter's stagger ?

I can't break bulwark Shield anymore with it

[fleet zealot]

No didnt nerf bolter stagger

Buffed bulwark

[shy hull]

Oh

[fleet zealot]

Cause they nerfed shield

So he doesnt have a force field anymore

[delicate shadow]

no wtf

[shy hull]

Oh I see

[delicate shadow]

who the hell is jim

[median steeple]

That really isn't a nerf and more of a fix no?

[fleet zealot]

Well he got compensation for it

Crushers are also more steady now

[shy hull]

So stronger shield but with correct hit box

[sterile stone]

It's like

This really greasy ass pizza

[fleet zealot]

Dont instantly stagger if i open with activated l1 with crusher

[shy hull]

The thing is, bolter just feel like a really shitty revolver now

Or am I missing something

[fleet zealot]

It has been for a whole

[sterile stone]

Like shit will put you in borderline cardiac arrest eating it

[fleet zealot]

Its a mag dump weapon with shit ammo and precision statline

[shy hull]

Yes but before it was kinda good vs walls of bulwarks

Now it doesn't even do that

[fleet zealot]

I’m just waiting till they release the two bolter marks

[median steeple]

Give

[shy hull]

The what now ?

[median steeple]

Melta

NOW

[shy hull]

I love bolter's they're the best thing about 40k

[fleet zealot]

Every weapon type is supposed to eventually be in a family of 3 variants

[shy hull]

Custodes are the most boring shit ever thought

[fleet zealot]

Besides some exceptions like staffs, rumbler/kickback/thugshot group

[shy hull]

Oh wow i.never realized it was such a specific rule

[fleet zealot]

Yee there isnt a weapon family with more than 3 variants

[cerulean moth]

actually its 7.

7

777

SEVEEENNNN

[shy hull]

Can't wait for more bolter content indeed

[fleet zealot]

So we’d probably end up with the mag dump bolter, the semi auto dmr like bolter, and the middle child bolter

[cerulean moth]

aka the ginger.

[fleet zealot]

Im a ginger

I think our family is cursed or something

[median steeple]

I will not hear slander about my golden boys and girls

[cerulean moth]

yes we know your disabled.

i feel mean

im sorry

[shy hull]

But it's TRUE tho
Maybe golden girls will make them less rofl

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/van-darkholme-gachi-gachimuchi-fuck-you-ghistiannotfunny22no-gif-18383308

[cerulean moth]

imagine trying to flirt with a custodes

[shy hull]

It would go horribly bad, which is exactly what you did that for

[median steeple]

Custodes weren't even a faction until recently

So they need more time

[fleet zealot]

Basically no one is my family is a ginger except the first born of my mom and all her sisters, including her half sister

[median steeple]

They used to be naked space marines

[fleet zealot]

Only the first born is ginger

And that is it

[shy hull]

Spaces marines in general are so meh

[median steeple]

Whar

Genetics are wacky

I'm so vanilla with space marines

[shy hull]

The mechanicus is on the opposite spectrum of the absolute coolness

[median steeple]

I love ultramarines, salamanders, and space wolves

[fleet zealot]

My younger sibling isnt ginger, none of my first born cousin’s younger siblings are ginger

It sounds line a cusr ngl

Curee

Curse

[median steeple]

Fuck your toaster and stay off my tomb world

[shy hull]

Their religious rituals imply coding

How is that not the coolest thing ever

[median steeple]

Ginger genetics makes no sense

My aunt and all my cousins are gingers

[sterile stone]

I'm reading a very weird mix of messages here

[median steeple]

But my mom and I are both brunette

[shy hull]

I wish we get mechanicus as the 5th playable archetype

Skittari goes brrrr

[sterile stone]

There's been portraits alluding to it.

Unreleased ones.

[median steeple]

Fuck 40k return to whfb

Also me asf

[shy hull]

Don't get my hype up for lies

[fleet zealot]

God now i want pizza tomorrow

Big stuff crust

Extra olives

[sterile stone]

Let me activate my mod...

[fleet zealot]

(I am as i was told in this server, pregnancy cravings for olives)

[sterile stone]

I still wanna know who the fuck bluebeard is

And what this event pertained

[median steeple]

IDK but we are getting new characters in missions

[shy hull]

The only cosmetics I care about are the one with gold names because I'm stupid

[sterile stone]

Aw shit

[median steeple]

Maybe a new character will be added for events

[sterile stone]

I try clicking on certain portraits now

It crashes the game.

[shy hull]

Lmao

[sterile stone]

The developer portrait goes hard tho

[shy hull]

Overweight dolphin quality

[sterile stone]

It's like a shark mouth

[shy hull]

Noice

[median steeple]

Who tf is the new guy in dreyko now

[sterile stone]

There's multiple people

[shy hull]

I just hit lv 600

[sterile stone]

It's the royalty

[shy hull]

I need 66 more level and my life is complete

[median steeple]

All I remember is them being a part of a house

So it's either atoma royals or Brahms group

[sterile stone]

Just so you know

[sterile stone]

I ain't bullshittin you

I can view all unreleased portraits

[shy hull]

Damn that's cool

[sterile stone]

There's shit for valentines day, halloween

Easter

[shy hull]

You can equip them ?

[sterile stone]

Lol no

[shy hull]

Sadge

[sterile stone]

I don't know wtf FS did

But clicking on certain unreleased things crashes me out now

[median steeple]

Maybe we'll get a Halloween event this year

[shy hull]

As usual, tons of stuff in the background with a nonexistent communication

[calm salmon]

lol

[sterile stone]

I think it was Skell who said it, but FS aren't known to do shit like this until the game is in a good state

[shy hull]

And they're god awfully bad with timing

[sterile stone]

As of now

crafting is dog shit

The story is still dead in the water

So they got a bit to work on before tackling events

[shy hull]

Penance and crafting reworks coming soon, except it's 6 month after the last bits of gameplay content

[median steeple]

See you guys in 2030

[calm salmon]

I hope to god the weapon rework has something for long term players too

[shy hull]

"live service"

[calm salmon]

I really don't wanna be stuck with "Yeah, we solved most of the issues but for perfect weapons its still a casino"

[shy hull]

The devblog suggest we'll be able to slowly build up toward perfect rolls

[sterile stone]

There's still this unreleased gem

Wonder what this was about

[shy hull]

But might be me being optimistic

[calm salmon]

Whatever the case may be, we won't until October or so

that's my guess anyway

I doubt we get something at the beginning of summer

[shy hull]

I think we'll get it this summer

[median steeple]

August is the earliest I bet

[sterile stone]

These are the ones pertaining to a possible mechanicus class

[median steeple]

Watch these be bait for a new mission

Gonna cry

[sterile stone]

I wouldn't be surprised

[calm salmon]

I dunno. I'm not really holding out hope for the weapon rework, whatever shape it takes.

Mostly because I don't think fatshark will abandon the system we have now.

[sterile stone]

There's book club portraits aswell

[shy hull]

My toxic trait is thinking it'll come with tier 5 blessings and 100% stats modifiers for weapons

[sterile stone]

But clicking on them crashes my game

[calm salmon]

Lotsa people would get gigamad if their currently perfect weapons get completely reworked

[median steeple]

Huh so that's how you do the shower puzzle

[shy hull]

I'd also like it if Santa give us a blessing rework

[sterile stone]

The red markers on the wall

[calm salmon]

Granted I only have like 10 or 15 missions so far this patch

ish

but I haven't done any of the puzzles

[shy hull]

So many blessings are just kinda shit regarding how you interact with them

[sterile stone]

You know, I'm honestly surprised darktide doesn't have cheaters.

[median steeple]

Yeah but I turned on all of those before unless someone in my games was pressing random buttons

[calm salmon]

I've seen ONE

[shy hull]

I want more blessings that turns weapons into something fun and weird

[sterile stone]

[calm salmon]

it was some dude with a fragrant aimbot on enclavum baross

[sterile stone]

When was this

[calm salmon]

and I saw another one on reddit with a dude that had a spinbot

Oh, well before the rework of last october

[sterile stone]

I guess the interest in this game ain't there

Cause it doesn't have a active anticheat

Not like that would matter

[shy hull]

Tbh idc about people cheating, last time I died in auric was last week anyway

[sterile stone]

Easy anticheat is shit anyways

[median steeple]

Oh the skulls talk to you.....

[sterile stone]

[cerulean moth]

what was that reject?

[calm salmon]

oh yeah, argus

this is my favorite outfit now

I didn't give it the chance cause "lol fat boi"

[cerulean moth]

GET THIS

HD2 SHIT

OFF MY SCREEN

[calm salmon]

no

[sterile stone]

Don't see many people wearing the suit, mostly the helmet

[cerulean moth]

https://tenor.com/bKkTp.gif

[median steeple]

I wish it had fire resistance

[shy hull]

I think it's pretty sad to cheat in darktide tho, it's not like it's very hard to be completely op with legit ways

[calm salmon]

comes with a super good passive

no idea why they aren't using it

[burnt ivy]

Who be cheating and how lmao

[sterile stone]

Engi is so ehhh

[calm salmon]

its amazing for bugs

[sterile stone]

Like why use that when you have medic armor

[calm salmon]

for bots you probably want explosive resistance

[sterile stone]

OR explosive resis

[shy hull]

Some scrubs use aimbots and stuff like that

[calm salmon]

1 second argus

[median steeple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/s/pnh3eka9R8

THEY SPEAK AND WE MUST LISTEN

[cerulean moth]

erm i was RPing erm

[burnt ivy]

What??? The enemies don't move crazy, it's not hard to track them lmfao

[cerulean moth]

WHAT

DIE

[calm salmon]

I die 1.72 times a mission

[sterile stone]

One day we will get the black version of this outfit

[calm salmon]

And I don't use medic armor

literally just a case of "gitguditis" if you're relying on the medic armor

[sterile stone]

I mean medic armor isn't solely for dying

It's a infinite stam cheese armor set too

[median steeple]

No glove on the left hand

Aughhh

[sterile stone]

FS have this weird fetish with not making complete normal looking outfits

And leather for some reason

Lotta leather pants and tops in this game

[shy hull]

Hense me saying it's sad

[sterile stone]

Shame we never got this

[median steeple]

God I can't do tier 5 penances, not after the aids that were tier 4

[calm salmon]

speaking of complete outfits, this is my vet right now

[median steeple]

Also it's not symmetrical, amazing

I'm just waiting for heavy armor to come out or something to really make a vet outfit

I just use the penance gear and commissar hat

[sterile stone]

Who knows when that will be

There's that armor with the neck guard

The red one

That's got a green variant

[median steeple]

Neck guards in my dark tide?

Pretty sure that re-colour came out a while ago no?

Unless it's a different model

[sterile stone]

The chest piece has never come out

[median steeple]

Oh that one

I was thinking of the other red chest piece that is a re-colour of one that looks pretty similar

[sterile stone]

Hold

[median steeple]

Yeah I need that chest piece

[sterile stone]

You mean this

[median steeple]

No it has the wrist things

[sterile stone]

This?

[median steeple]

No wait it is the fucking same

The legs are different tho

[sterile stone]

It's rotated in shop like two times

[median steeple]

I hate the red

Give me blue

Or black

[sterile stone]

You're only gonna get camos that don't match the enviorment

And you're gonna like it

[median steeple]

The Moe's beat us in drip

Yeah the shop set has the shit non symmetrical legs

[sterile stone]

I don't understand why they released the top part of the armor sets

But not the bottom parts

[calm salmon]

money

double dipping, essentially

if you're talking about premium cosmetics

[sterile stone]

These are the title art pants

[median steeple]

Despise all my rage

Aren't those just a reskin of the penance gear

[sterile stone]

Yep

[median steeple]

Also can you see zealot stuff

[sterile stone]

What in particular

[median steeple]

Every time anyone talks about armor in the files it's always vet or og

IDK helmets

Why did AC make it all caps

[sterile stone]

There's still the circlets that haven't released

[cerulean moth]

the zealot version of this set is so shit

[sterile stone]

Oh this is funny

The Elysian headgear has 3 seperate versions

[median steeple]

Holy shit it's man

Theres a lot of helmet with bandages isn't there

[sterile stone]

Lotta rebreathers

This looks nice actually

[median steeple]

No knightly esq headgear

It's so over zealot bros

[sterile stone]

Fraid not

It's mostly rebreathers

And leather gimp masks

[median steeple]

Any interesting chests?

Or more of the same

[sterile stone]

Mostly reskins

That red robo cop helmet has a matching red chest piece that enver came out

[median steeple]

Man...

Now I'm sad

Hopefully there is a lot more stuff hidden

Since I don't think no one leaked the Elysium stuff

[sterile stone]

I was gonna say there's a chance something gets added between now and the next shop rotation

But as it stands

Alot of Z's stuff is just reskinned cvs knuckle wrap

[median steeple]

Don't you want to be wrapped in paper

[sterile stone]

I want to be clad in explosive resistant kevlar

But we can't hav what we want in life all the time

[median steeple]

Give us knight gear please

[sterile stone]

I think they have a poll up

Some stuff got released

Granted it looks shit

And some of the colors don't match

But I mean we take what we can get

[median steeple]

Sadness

But it's time to die

[quaint verge]

[calm salmon]

now that's a funny image

[ornate bone]

man pain

poxburster sent me flying out of map

[agile plank]

what's the difference between MKII and MKXV eviscerator

[polar nexus]

moveset

[nimble fiber]

I am awake

[arctic geyser]

Hello

[nimble fiber]

[arctic geyser]

is this okay ?

or is melk , as usual, a useless kidbaby with the shit tier inventory ?

[calm salmon]

Mk2 Eviscerator: Light 1, Light 4, Heavy 2 are all vertical overheads | Light 3, Light 4, and Heavy 1 are horizontal attacks

Moveset for hordes: Heavy>Light>Light>Light>Heavy | Heavy>Light>Heavy>Light

---

Mk15: Light 1-4 are horizontal attacks | Heavy 1 and 2 are vertical overheads

Moveset for hordes: Mash mouse 1 to spam light attacks

[nimble fiber]

if u have enough melk bucks go get it

[arctic geyser]

I am making the purchases then , thanks friend

[calm salmon]

You'll wanna change unyielding to flak and scattershot to full bore

[arctic geyser]

might tweak the perk

[arctic geyser]

it does make sense 🤔

[nimble fiber]

I would keep unyielding actually and change unarmoured

[nimble fiber]

u still alive my homie

[agile plank]

and what's the dump stats for eviscerator?

[ornate bone]

the bad ones

😼

[nimble fiber]

send your evis if u have one

[ornate bone]

isnt eviscerator maniac dmg and unyielding

🤔

[agile plank]

i have one sitting right here but im gonna reroll a new one soon

[nimble fiber]

generally I would say mobility, but dont let it be too low

[ornate bone]

mobility.

[agile plank]

aight

[ornate bone]

id try get one with higher dmg

[nimble fiber]

may rng bless u

[agile plank]

yeah

out of ordo as always ;-;

[ornate bone]

im lovin turtolsky

[nimble fiber]

back into the pit with u!

[ornate bone]

got near godroll one

except. specialist dmg

[cerulean moth]

That’s it. I’m gonna say it

[nimble fiber]

say it

[cerulean moth]

Power maul

IS TRASH

[nimble fiber]

HOW COULD U

[ornate bone]

crusher bis fr fr no cap

[nimble fiber]

crusher is pretty fucken good og og

[cerulean moth]

Paul users are NOT human

[cerulean moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1231132552987676692/galvanize_thyselves.mp4?ex=6635d889&is=66236389&hm=becfd0a065a2b6522d7ed7c2aabc0692c51414814db3bc6530d647faec4726f0&

[nimble fiber]

that is correct, because I am a sasquatch

[arctic geyser]

go do some maeltstrom

[agile plank]

dont have damnation maestrom rn 😐

[nimble fiber]

we should play at some point my fellow big lez show enjoyer

[arctic geyser]

it's litteraly the funniest toy

[spare talon]

Incredible

[arctic geyser]

electric Bonk

[cerulean moth]

I’ll show you damnation in a minute fucko

[arctic geyser]

sadge 😦

[cerulean moth]

[agile plank]

auric has it but i rarely play auric xD

[ornate bone]

auric only gang rise up

[cerulean moth]

I’m playing auric for this penance

[spare talon]

Rise up? How can I rise any higher than I am currently at as an auric player

[nimble fiber]

auric really is the way if you're good enough

[cerulean moth]

It’s weird losing games again.

So that’s what the defeat screen looks like on this map

[nimble fiber]

play with only 1 eye open

[spare talon]

That would be so annoying but I kinda wanna try lmak

[ornate bone]

after running malice earlier for some quick plasteel i dont think im ever going back

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[spare talon]

malice
quick plasteel
Pick one

[nimble fiber]

what stops u, dont let your dreams be dreams

[ornate bone]

3 teammates lvl 30

and they kept dying/getting downed

[cerulean moth]

Listen Cole

[ivory marlin]

I cant sleep

[cerulean moth]

Your origin story for getting this far is too funny

[agile plank]

welp time to try out auric maestrom

[spare talon]

What

[ivory marlin]

Anyone got a brick to hit me over the head with?

[cerulean moth]

Ogryn player carrying then saying to keep yourself safe

[nimble fiber]

hello I asraval

[cerulean moth]

I remember you saying that

[ornate bone]

its basicaly constantly being swarmed by elites etc

[spare talon]

OH YEAH

[agile plank]

rip

[ivory marlin]

Howdy

[cerulean moth]

Suprised you didn’t turn into the joker

With that fucking orgin sorry

Story

[nimble fiber]

what if u can finally sleep, but all your dreams will be random bullshit that make no sense what so ever

[spare talon]

Yeah it's really funny how I fucked up so bad early on that I fully died 5 times in the hab drayko end event on normal damnation which made the ogryn tell me to kill myself

[ivory marlin]

Then my dream consists of me drinking brisk ice tea while watching youtube

[cerulean moth]

LMAOOO

That gets me still

[spare talon]

And that was what made me strive to become good at the game

[cerulean moth]

If only your sensei could see you know

Now

[nimble fiber]

but wouldn't that make sense? I mean more like a talking tree that guides u trough a big ass aquarium while telling u about the great war of the penguins against tractors

dreams like that

[ivory marlin]

Guys on my first auric i accidentally caused us to wipe

I thought i could solo a BoN and almost did until 2 snipers went “nuh uh” and wiped everyone

[nimble fiber]

if I was the sniper duo I would have celebrated that

[ivory marlin]

We were so close to beating it too

[wind bluff]

I was going to ask. How does a Zealot deal with a horde of elites in Auric. Looks like everything is either a wall of armour or guns

[nimble fiber]

happy 420 btw

[wind bluff]

I guess that Is the reason why people play the game. To go full Khorne on mobs

[next crow]

i think generally the plan for elites is to hit them until they die, while not being killed by them

how exactly you carry that out depends on your arsenal

[wind bluff]

Damn, need to play a different game. I thoughts this was Stardew Valley.

[next crow]

like with flamer you can hose them down, then chastise for armor downgrade and everything will die

or bolter magdump

[nimble fiber]

nah this is the crusty crab

[spare talon]

Yeah that's generally how it goes

[next crow]

with crusher you used to be able to perma stagger them, idk if it's still possible

other melees you gotta hit and dodge until they die

[ivory marlin]

Cole

Im half awake rn

Wanna run an auric?

[nimble fiber]

the teammate being wiped by the dh in the background

[wind bluff]

Ah, so it's NOT! just get good weapons and tree. but I actually have to be good?
I think my heart would give out seeing that.

[spare talon]

Oh you mean seeing something like this

[spare talon]

I would but I'm literally in bed
I work in 8 hours

[ivory marlin]

Damn

Fair

[cerulean moth]

So your on discord talking?

[nimble fiber]

on saturday

[cerulean moth]

[ivory marlin]

I work sundays

[nimble fiber]

my condolences

[cerulean moth]

L

[ivory marlin]

Its fine

[cerulean moth]

Hope they find a cure

[ivory marlin]

If i didnt want to i wouldn’t

[wind bluff]

It feels weird not see sew a hammer or big chain sword.

[ivory marlin]

Wednesday and Saturday are my 2 days off and once i get a car ill probably pick up Saturday shifts

[spare talon]

Oh as in like the weapon of choice?

Yeah I'm the resident dclaw crackhead

[nimble fiber]

when u have the car pls bring some chocolate milk thx

[wind bluff]

Aye. I guess you use it due to how much faster it feels?
THe other bigger weapons a bit clunky

lol

[ivory marlin]

Ok

[spare talon]

I use it due to its reliable moveset, blessing pool, and the parry

[ivory marlin]

Cole i unironically think I don’t have you on darktide

[spare talon]

I don't think you do

Skill issue!

[ivory marlin]

I have you on like every other shared game

[spare talon]

Lmao

[ivory marlin]

Amazing how that works

[spare talon]

I have you on steam so it should show via that tho

[ivory marlin]

I play through Microsoft

Cuz i originally played through gamepass

[spare talon]

[ivory marlin]

Listen

I was poor

Then i wasnt for enough time to buy it

And i didnt want to restart on steam

[nimble fiber]

understandable have a great day

[spare talon]

Ok I go sleebjy bye

[cerulean moth]

We all know your aren’t gonna sleep

Your probably still reading chat

Or pretending not to have seen this

Sleep tight

Bitch

[nimble fiber]

good sleepy

ok while cole isn't here, lets talk about how he can't do a backflip

[cerulean moth]

Cole more like

Sh-shit

Yeah

Gotem

[nimble fiber]

got em

[ornate bone]

thammer

[cerulean moth]

The zamner

[nimble fiber]

he will never recover from this once he reads this

[ornate bone]

i struggle more on deciding what ranged wep to bring

[nimble fiber]

what should your ranged weapon do for u

do u want more horde clear or more quick kills

[cerulean moth]

Call me stud muffin

Oh

Ye what they said

[ornate bone]

depends what the randoms bring

[nimble fiber]

lmao, dont depend your weapon choice on the randoms u encounter

never trust randoms
(only once in a while when they show u that they can do a backflip)

[ornate bone]

might just stick with kantrael shotgun

cant trust randoms to take out sniper

[nimble fiber]

that or zarona

[ornate bone]

ahh that was the thingie i was tryina get b4 i stopped playing long ago

[nimble fiber]

https://youtu.be/-xqEABqaEuo?feature=shared

well time to breakfast

[frosty herald]

Good morning chat

[nimble fiber]

time to celebrate this day

[short dew]

Knife them in the head

[wintry herald]

whats your fav weapons to run on zealot?

[fallow ferry]

So I just discovered the glory that is Crucius Mk II Thunder Hammer with Thrust blessing

https://tenor.com/view/thor-thor-infinity-war-gif-25139201

[gritty geyser]

which type of voice does this helmet give, the regular mask one or the demon voice changer?

[nimble fiber]

the what
( I know what u mean )

[gritty geyser]

there's 2 different voice changers, the ones that have the voice slightly muffled and the one that comes with masks like the ogryn rebreather that gives a special demon-y voice pitch

want to know which one this mask gives

[nimble fiber]

never bought it so can't help u, but was in the situation a few times, because it doesn't actually say wich voice it gives

[gritty geyser]

yea exactly it's a bit annoying having to guess

[nimble fiber]

I wouldn't buy it until u actually know

[sly mauve]

is rev it up bugged on evis? not feeling any speeed

[rocky marsh]

is blood redemption like really bad

[ember yew]

well it works, i use it on my rashad and HS

cuz i dont need scourge there

and chainaxe4

[sonic totem]

Hey, is martyrdom bugged? I can't see my stacks

[sonic totem]

Nevermind, see my stacks now. Had to die for it to show

[cerulean eagle]

what do we all think of the crusher/stub revolver combo

[zinc talon]

I don't use the revolver, I didn't mesh with it very well

so I don't know any of the tricksy weapon swap reload stuff you can do with it

might I suggest calling the bolter and telling it you're sorry for how you acted last time you two were together

and that you've changed

[true mantle]

Great! If you mean the og revolver, it's OP

[zinc talon]

but the crusher is by far my most used weapon, I always love seein more people rocking it

and I prolly use the bolter for most of the same reasons you use the revolver

high damage, high accuracy ranged is excellent with the crusher

[fallow ferry]

Except the time it takes to ready it when you swap weapons

[zinc talon]

yep, and reload can be hairy when the combat is hectic

but it's one or two shot leet delete at any range and laser accurate, and has three times the ammo capacity of the revolver

it just becomes a reload between fights and ready the gun when you see the opportunity

if the opportunity goes away in the two seconds it takes to bring the bolter to bear, it wasn't a great opportunity

how quick do the revolvers get a round off after you press the swap key?

I know it's quick but

[cerulean eagle]

im p sureeee it one taps most low-level mobs

[cerulean eagle]

what like, less than a second?? it feels almost instant

[fallow ferry]

Spent some more time with the thunder hammer, it's good fun but having to heavy attack hordes gets annoying fast, and not hitting the intended target with the charge is also a pain

1shotting ogryns is af tho

[cerulean eagle]

im not levelled enough for the thunder hammer yet x.x

[cerulean eagle]

REAL

[fallow ferry]

And the Monstrosity damage too

Shame the light attacks are basically useless as soon as there are more than 1 targets

[cerulean eagle]

oh fr?

thats why i like the crusher sm its got nice aoe

[left iron]

[solar gorge]

cat stare

[left iron]

You weave in light attacks whenever you have slaughterer/headtaker stacks, because they are faster and they hit bruiser oneshot breakpoints if your thammer and talent tree are good enough

Just heavy attacking sends stuff flying around and doesnt kill as fast compared to weaving in light attacks

[zinc talon]

ther's a thing you can do with the new evis that is a godsend in this respect

it cleaves on rev and light 1 sure

but both heavy attacks are auto rev overheads, very easy to miss

if you rev then light swing, it will cleave smols until it finds a special hiding in the horde, and stick to them

I dunno if the hammers have something similar but worth taking a look

[fallow ferry]

Sadly hammer doesn't have anything like that

[solar gorge]

only ironhelm

[zinc talon]

the ironhelm wil beat me to it

it'll remember your combo counter at least

which WHY TF DOESNT ANYTHING ELSE THAT ACTIVATES DOOOO THATTT

[solar gorge]

crucis hits whatever you touch first with the powered up

[fallow ferry]

Yeah

[solar gorge]

but ironhelm will cleave until it meets resistance

[zinc talon]

oh huh

yeah I guess so you're right

[solar gorge]

allowing to bypass trash mobs

[zinc talon]

does it have a max hit threshold where it pops regardless

[fallow ferry]

Which is why it's annoying to go for an ogryn on a huge swing then yeet a poxwalker standing right next to it

[zinc talon]

for sure

[solar gorge]

i mean

it won't cleave thru the ogryn

[zinc talon]

oh I meant on smols

[fallow ferry]

It also won't cleave through horde fodder either

[zinc talon]

does it detonate on like the fourth thing hit regardless so to speak

[solar gorge]

you mean crucis

[fallow ferry]

Yea

[left iron]

Ironhelm cleaves until it hits an elite or special

[fallow ferry]

Ah my bad if you weren't talking to me

[solar gorge]

yeah that one don't cleave at all

[left iron]

Or mostrosity

[fallow ferry]

So I'd imagine the ironhelm does considerably less damage on a special swing to offset the utility

[solar gorge]

not by that much

[frosty herald]

Ironhelm cleaves through trashmobs uncapped

If you wait long enough hovever and then attack itl explode on the enemy

[zinc talon]

rgr

oh really, waiting?

I gotta revisit those two

I heard ironhelm had its activation snare removed

like the crucis

or other way around

hammers don't slow you when you activate, crusher still does

[fallow ferry]

I just don't like heavy attack "spam" which is why I could never get into how the Ogryn plays

[frank quail]

did hadron just hand me the perfect knife

[nimble fiber]

[frosty herald]

Nahhhh

Get that lacerate off of that thing

[solar gorge]

i hate the moveset on this knife

og one better

[zinc talon]

some weapons are very deliberate, it's not all spam but I take yer point

bull butcher and bully basher just woke up in a cold sweat and don't know why

[solar gorge]

that's why i like crucis so much

need to think when using it

[zinc talon]

so we were trying to find a good mission to do that penance where you have to finish in under 20 minutes right, and I mistakenly thought it had to be an auric 5

so we do an assassination mission

less than thirteen minutes

no speedrun shenanigans

I was floored

[fallow ferry]

Yeah but you have the Dueling swords on Psykers that can still 1shot muties if you are accurate enough to do a heavy stab on the head, and can get the job done on hordes with light attacks still

[zinc talon]

are you not a crusher fan? it has great cleave vs single target attacks

[fallow ferry]

Haven't really tried it yet

[solar gorge]

crusher is extremely good

[zinc talon]

I highly reccomend you do

[solar gorge]

but you miss on the single target of thammer

[fallow ferry]

Honestly I'm only playing Zealot because I want to do more penances for the Psyker backpack

[zinc talon]

no beef against hammers, it's its own animal

but the lights and heavy attacks vary in their single/cleave nature and weave in and out of each other

[clear knot]

love my hammers

[zinc talon]

so you can build a perfect combo and change it on the fly when the situation needs you to

[solar gorge]

crusher doesn't even need to be powered up to bully crusher hordes

with the impact blessing

[fallow ferry]

I'll check it out

[zinc talon]

absolutely

[solar gorge]

you can spam light and have them sit down

[zinc talon]

and an enemy on its ass is even less dangerous than an enemy killed more quickly

that had the chance to get a cheap shot off

[solar gorge]

and there's a very nice combo mix of light and heavy to keep swining horizontally against horde

[zinc talon]

also, PUSH ATTACK

[solar gorge]

and then you have lot's of overheads for single

very good moveset

[zinc talon]

is by far the strongest swing the crusher has

don't sleep on the push attack

[clear knot]

yah it fuggs

[zinc talon]

can goodnight ragers before they even know they were hit and one or two shot all specials except ogri

lol I love that you love that image

[calm salmon]

i made it

that's me

[zinc talon]

oh!

[calm salmon]

its also a funny reaction image

like grond over here

[zinc talon]

this's mine

[solar gorge]

stop posting the new armors

[zinc talon]

covering up the rest of DO YOUR DUTY with my shoulder

[solar gorge]

only reminds me how much zealot got fucked in that department

[zinc talon]

(and also my pfp)

[fallow ferry]

aaaaaaa I need more plasteel

[zinc talon]

yeah but you got book.meme

[solar gorge]

book is peak tho yes

[calm salmon]

and

[CAGE FULL OF BONES]

for whatever fucked reason

[solar gorge]

ogryn backpack is awful btw don't equip it

it's made of jelly

[zinc talon]

the chests were pretty unexciting I feel it

[fallow ferry]

Still better than <generic backpack No. 3>

[zinc talon]

if you mean the one with the anchor, it's so WIDE front to back it covers okri up when he's swinging and I can't see what I'm trying to hit

[solar gorge]

nah the one in the progress bar

[zinc talon]

and the anchor goes BONKERS cuz the move physics they put on it are silly

ogri chests are real nice tho ngl

[solar gorge]

when you walk around it just twists and bends

it's not rigged properly at all

[zinc talon]

welp given this was the last backpack they made

[calm salmon]

Most of the armors aren't. You just don't notice it because you're in first person.

But almost all of the "solid metal" chest pieces bend and warp with your torso

[zinc talon]

or rather, how the last armors fit the backpacks

[solar gorge]

i know but the backpack it's extremely blatant

[zinc talon]

doesn't surprise me at all this one doesn't fit either

[solar gorge]

and i disagree the only terribly rigged metal armor i can think of is the ogryn krieg

that shit terrifies me

[calm salmon]

at least you don't get to see it. Only make your teammates suffer through it

[zinc talon]

playing in third person so often there are a ton of armors that your player's body clips through mid swing

[placid fiber]

Ugh, I woke up like 4 hours ago... and wouldn't you know it: Another kidney stone decided it wanted to escape alcatraz...

[still dock]

Is this usable? Or is the mobility too low

[zinc talon]

that SUCKS

Dark if they haven't suggested it already

if you find some PURE cranberry juice

not the blends

[calm salmon]

you're missing I think one dodge?

It might be low enough to be missing 2

[placid fiber]

I'm broke, sadly, hehe

[zinc talon]

that is so acidic that your kidneys processing the juice will have a high enough pH to melt the stones

and even if it doesn't break em up for you to pass them

it melts the spiky ones down to round ones

I saved a patient from needing surgery with cranberry juice

[placid fiber]

I'll keep that in mind

[still dock]

Would this one be better?

[zinc talon]

right on

[placid fiber]

This is like my 4th or 5th stone, tho, so I knew the drill x.x

[zinc talon]

that is a BEAUT

[calm salmon]

by far

[zinc talon]

yea that one's fantastic, if I could get that rigged up properly at orange I wouldn't use anything else

[solar gorge]

now go to hadron and pray

[placid fiber]

Go to the er, get shot up full of toredole, get precribed flo max, prof- wait... not that one

[still dock]

time to pay and pray

[zinc talon]

ha

okay before you do, an idea

I know the curhser has fewer blessings in the pool, but

[placid fiber]

skullcrusher

[zinc talon]

I gamed tf out of hadron taking the blessing I didn't want and uptiering it to 4 at blue

because at orange, it wasn't in the blessing pool

it was already on the weapon

so I got a blessing I did want

and then just changed the blessing back after

I was able to get both blessings for one refine slot

you might think about doing that at blue

to remove one you don't want

[still dock]

for now... I'll need to get more mats

[zinc talon]

and since you're putting a t4 blessing on it

[calm salmon]

Momentum and Rampage is what I suggest

[zinc talon]

that might idk affect its blessing at orange

[calm salmon]

for the crit build Shred and Rampage

[solar gorge]

hey you have +cara that's good

[zinc talon]

yep

still a contender

well now I'm invested in this

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[still dock]

I'm looking for shred and rampage but I know perfect strike also works well with shred

[zinc talon]

it's not the worst thing, sure

[still dock]

aigh... imma get sum mats and be back

[zinc talon]

(lol)

[solar gorge]

this is mine

[placid fiber]

Goddamn it, I got myself hooked on Rogue Legacy 1 again...

[still dock]

I also have this but it doesn't really work that well with my crit chorus spam build

[eternal apex]

anyone know how Brutal Momentum works with the assault chainaxe?

does it go vroom the entire way?

[south folio]

it doesn't have brumo so we'll never know

[ember yew]

Brutal Momentum for everyone

[past jasper]

@south folio

[vocal pulsar]

spread the word

thank you

i am mai

@south folio bad person btw

[south folio]

wh

[past jasper]

Damn that shit crazy. He is also from Hungary 🇭🇺 🛖

Means I take his side x2

[vocal pulsar]

name a worse duo

[south folio]

society

[left iron]

Thats not a duo you dumbass

Thats a singular thing

[south folio]

shut up knots

[vocal pulsar]

arco low intellect

[south folio]

mankar low morality

lacking kindness, empathy, and all the other common virtues of a normal human being

[placid fiber]

What about my archmage, sir teddy the 6th?

[past jasper]

Damn, forgot my popcorn for the Zealot pitch fork fight.

[placid fiber]

My money is on the shorter one

[glossy cobalt]

so i've decided to look into heavy swords

what's everyones personal preference

[frosty herald]

thunder hammer

[vocal pulsar]

photo evidence of arco being rude

mods. its time to do something

[south folio]

when are we killing mankar

[past jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-4chan-meme-birb-funny-gif-12208339

That shit crazy.

[still quartz]

Devil's Claw

It's like Heavy Sword except I can embarrass Ragers

Mk IX Turtolsky Heavy Sword is aight tho

[sharp oyster]

Don't mind if I do

Bricked

it was expected

Eh is it better Lacerate or Flesh Tearer?

[tame mirage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1015943080328835122/1231232188561887243/DoqODYC.png?ex=66363554&is=6623c054&hm=094b28a135b5aa5bb7a7003e898902b703948fb1941a6062895b9ecc4fbc4a0b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=458&height=680

the meme axe

no BM

ecksdee

[ember yew]

FT is better in general, since Lacerate wont proc with weakpoint hits and this contradicts with uncanny

its still kinda close though and can be used to reliably proc scourge if running momentum keystone

[sharp oyster]

What stats should be dumped on VI knife

[ember yew]

flak + whatever (Unyelding, Elites) can use maniac or carapace too

[sharp oyster]

Meant to say stats xd

sorry

Modifiers if you call it

[ember yew]

only mobility i guess

others you want high

[sharp oyster]

both DMG and mobility no way

[ember yew]

thats whatever

okay to use

[sharp oyster]

Imma go let Hadron do her Jingle

smh

Broken SS

[ember yew]

rip

[sharp oyster]

Yeah I know I know..

[sharp oyster]

New Knife

[ember yew]

and the last blessing slot is flex

which is top

[sharp oyster]

What should I change

[ornate bone]

knife L 63 dmg L

[sharp oyster]

-1 damage

Unless I'm missing something

[ember yew]

maniacs for flak and blessings depends on what you want riposte - perma 20% crit (6 secs on dodge is huge), precog - 2 secs critdmg/weakspot dmg boost or Mercy Killer (weakpoint dmg boost after applying bleed, reliable on bosses and elites).

all works

[sharp oyster]

I tried consecrating a worse knife to rip a blessing

There is my Uncanny IV

[ember yew]

free IV

not like it needed

kinda stupid that there's no difference between 3 and 4 pretty much

[sharp oyster]

Honestly with the amount of plasteel you get per games now

I have more problems with Dockets than Plasteel xdd

[ember yew]

i would welcome this plasteel change

like 6 months ago

[ember yew]

time to use those Curios with +30%

its a huge boost

[sharp oyster]

Does Caparace perk works

[ember yew]

works

[sharp oyster]

Unyielding and Caparace

I don't know what to change xd

Many options

How good are the bleed stacks

[ember yew]

pretty good, but bleed works the best if your team is formed from idiots, otherwise anything dies pretty quick

2 flesh tearer (crit) hits = 16 stacks is like 230 damage per tick on crusher

which will kill him from like 40% hp or so

by itself

[ornate bone]

isnt flak n unyielding best

well depends wep ig

[sterile stone]

Just woke up

[nimble fiber]

happy 420

[still dock]

I see we are having a di- knife measuring competition

[gray ice]

Happy 420 my good man

gettin started right

its afternoon for you innit