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Go to sleep Stan
Woooow bro
Game crashes just as I enter the extract cutscene

It better not have screwed me out of my streak
i am ready for war
I'm gonna tell your mum if you don't go to bedge stan

You don't know her
I'll tell her

You don't know her 
= you rn
Me rn actually
Me rn telling Stans mum how he is up past his bed time
Fallout 4 pipe weapon modding be like


How would you know my bedtime
tell his grandma he called her a slurper
the urslurper
Isn't it like 2am there. Obviously past your bedge time
dey get the job done....
Fuck man I tried playing survival mode fallout 4 and got goofed so bad
To be fair I've heard early game survival is brutal but yeesh
Use one stimpack, you are parched, get shot once by a shitty pipe auto rifle, 1/3 health gone
Cant believe im bottlenecked by plasteel in Rimworld as well 
Ultrakill update is absolutely jamming
I had to up my graphics for my video because I'm 90% sure I'd get obliterated if people saw how I play normally
show
Damn, looks just like your and Arcos Dorktide
360p a/ 270% dithering
incredible
Now for the 5 flawless aurics when they fix it
woahhh what weapon is that
u can count the pixels
Jackhammer, shotgun alt found in 7-2
neat
It does more damage the faster you move and has the alt fire of each shotgun, I personally enjoy the chainsaw.
The resemblance is uncanny
Got that Mortal Sin eye destroyer
what is that supposed to be
the weapon
It's the arm of a big robot that made trenches and blew up walls
Speak like true gamer
Only people who do not have a job can have that much time playing games and be very good at them, so should the developers appeal to such players or consider a wide range of other players?
I imagine I'd need context but just because 1 low level can handle it doesn't mean all of them can. I've never seen a player below level 30 perform well.
I mean, I was never proud of spending so much time playing games, and I'm actually ashamed of it. That's why I stopped using true level mod. The game industry makes kids these days feel like they should put an honor badge on their chest to tell people how good they are at playing games.
the last match of randoms i had was when i was helping a friend on difficulty 4 and two people around like level ~10 joined and brought a mortar, tesla tower and 380mm barrage
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hoho, finally, a player who can challenge Stan.
A weapon to surpass Staniel Gear
The automaton is clearly overtuned, I don't get why they say it is fun.
bro was fkin crashin people's games borderline on purpose because he refused to stop using the arc thrower
i dunno bro
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The OP reeks of just like, not using their brain against bots.
yeah, that's me
I was wearing heavy armour and got hit once or twice by Hulk, and I instantly died.
The only bot that's objectively hard to kill is a Factory Strider and that's just due to big health and the newness of them.
Supposedly you can 2 shot combo them with a rocket and eruptor though
which is kinda funny
Factory strider is actually the easy one
brought in the mobile stationary turret with 2 gatling lasers
hmm it is true that i tend to judge people by their true lvl and i probably shouldn't
Because you can shoot off their turrets easily
Then go underneath them and use support weapons to kill them, it's very fast.
It's much like a Hulk but with more of a lolipop before you get to the center.
Hulk is much faster though, and they come with a bunch of devastators
And sometimes randomly spawn behind you without a sound, by the time you see the flame you are already dead.
Yeah I mean, Factory Striders are the bigger ones why wouldn't they be harder to kill
so helldivers chat, how is the new patch?
solid, good 8/10 imo including the bugs present.
Also, the hulk's red visior is much harder to hit when they are moving
They should probs dedicate a patch or two to bug fixing since it's kinda a weird state rn
do we have a list of bugs?
ems strike or just aim.
yee they have a list of known bugs on the patch notes
i am more interested by broken stuff and stealth changes
The only main bug that I absolutely despise is one not listed, where rockets won't damage tanks or cannon turrets at times.
groundbreaker has the intended armor perk now, the game is saved
i always use stun nades
aight so hit them with that or just aim
You'd better just aim for the legs or arms
AC and AMR 2 shot Hulks and you have more than 2 shots in a mag, Railgun 1 shots after a 1.5s chargeup, Rockets and HMG work too but are slower.
i use the anti-materiel rifle and because my aim is bad and the sights are misaligned i generally waste several rounds before two tapping the hulk head
HMG is not really ideal though
how it feels to forever stunlock multiple hulks
Bro that's insane it's like I said it's slower.
smh
At this point it feels like you're complaining just to complain.
did they ever explain why the 75 round comically large machine gun has no third person reticle
if you can't hit the visor is gonna take a whole clip to kill it.
so like, hit the visor
it's a 4 AP weapon aim for the head
With that recoil?
burst fire and pray it hits
i'm so soulcrushed
I'm merely suggesting nerfing the range and damage of these enemies, In the current state they can blast you 80+ meters away and one-shot you, that's not reasonable.
we teamwiped on my 10th auric just before the penance
make it 50 meters, and can't one shot you
kill your teammates for deliberately throwing
ik they were trying their best but i just
i don't even knowww how to feel rn lol
each mission takes sooo long and now i have to start back from the beginning
The rocket devastator can tank three Eruptor shots to the chest. It's already quite insane I feel.
Automaton projectiles follow damage falloff, afaik the only enemy that can 1 shot at those ranges would be anything with rockets (with light armor and a bad hit) or command bunker turrets. Tanks and Cannon Turrets by proxy. I get frustrated with 1 shots too but it usually is from getting bursted at close range or a rocket hit with light armor.
maybe i'm just way too salty over this but i'm not sure if there was really anything more I could have done
maybe i should just take a break and try to start it again later
i have heard that the eruptor usually takes out most devastators when aiming for the hip or leg but that needs to be verified by true and real patriots
Tried riot shield?
with this one you're just hitting the chest, which is 3 AV and 600-630 health. Aim lower or higher.
yee I love it. I don't use it a lot since I cycle between everything.
ballistic shield is my crack cocaine
I thought it would be utter garbage and then saw a clip of someone eating a tank round
A knight w/ it turns gunner devs into paste
Revolver my beloved
Anyway, the damage and shooting range is my main complaint. I'm fine with them having a high health pool
also surprisingly makes the Dagger decent due to the laser and being able to kill stuff at a kinda ok pace with accuracy.
i watch all my friends get gunned down with their personal shield generators by laser fire while i walk in with my swag shield and ignore any lasers firing from in front of me
They can also slow the damn gunship down, it shoots too fast.
But it's super niche since it requires a whole backpack slot just to make the dagger ok
My poor tanto
Rip lightsaber
me in my big bubble shield on a ~80 second cooldown that still breaks in 3 hits 
It's like, less lethal than any elite Devastator.
Iāve learned the bubble is decent for free hp
bubble shield can prevent you from being juggling around, it saves life.
But other things are better
I'm talking about the big bubble shield, not the personal shield gen
That's when you are not targeted by two gunships.
If you are it's basically guaranteed death.
oh wow it's less lethal than 2 elite devs 
It's kinda ok but it needs a health buff from what I've used of it. Feels a bit flimsy.
Not true, there is no outrun of two gunships.
Probably decent with the insta deploy I donāt have yet
As an instant source of āoh fuck I need to thinkā
Like a couple Devs or a patrol of inf will pop the shield in a few seconds. It recharges but by the time it recharged the thing shooting you has come closer. Feels like it'd be good in big open areas but not good enough to rely on.
It's still overall better simply because in most cases if you got knocked out it's over.
I do prefer the rover for bugs
You don't need to run away from them, you're supposed to like destroy them or smth (I dunno maybe they aren't enemies I can't tell
). It's a side objective so you just pop them or plop a hellbomb in a spot they can't see.
again I'm talking about the bubble shield and not the personal shield gen
the orbital defensive one
Oh, that thing, never mind.
It can't even defend you from a patrol.
I stopped using it once I realised it could break so fast.
Unless they are distracted by your teammates, you are gonna get wrecked by two of these things in most cases.
Josho dropped one on a tank once by accident and then the tank was driving around with a bubble shield
RIP scramblies
that tank was the strongest one ever made and it didnt even know it
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
We're going in circles because you aren't considering what I'm saying. Just shoot them, bomb their spawn, or if you can't do either rely on teammates who can. They aren't particularly lethal outside of changing what cover works and what doesn't.
If you for whatever reason skill issue all over the place with them present, take a shield gen backpack and bam they have like, far less potency.
or take any form of anti-gunship weapon, AC and any rocket (Spear is my fav) ruin them, Plasma weapons can kill them too.
So... how bad did Hadron screw my mk 7 vraks?
You clearly didn't experience these things suddenly spawn in close range and start blasting you nonstop. there is no skill, you just die. it's that simple.
cover works wonders
also I snuck through several packs by jogging rather than sprinting
if their backs are to you they're deaf and dumb
yeah, that's when you can find one
talk about tense
sometimes it's just a big open ground
I tried to charge to the fabricator and drop the hell bomb yesterday, I got one, or two shots by the gunships literally three times in a row,
oh in that case
the more fire you put towards them the worse their accuracy gets
so if you're sprinting through open ground magdump back at them
it'll ruin their accuracy
yeah idk about gunships
they're still fresh and the ai prolly isn't hashed out fully
You see, it wouldn't happen if my teammates are not a bunch of pussy just hiding behind cover instead of helping me.
but, that's what you do tho
cover til they come into your LOS, pick them off as they do
then EMS or gas or napalm, get moving, and shoot while you get from a to b
I guess I lost my patient.
oh for sure
I mean, and one of them charge to the location would do
I'm not saying this like I pull off what I preach lol
I'm a headless chicken or confused screaming most matches
It's not like we ran out of reinforcements.
What's the best weapon y'all think to do the unseen assassin penance with?
although I did get through my first run with 0 deaths and a fuckton of samples, in a 7 no less
And chain weapon special kills count?
laspistol, eruptor, quasar cannon, 500kg, eagle airstrike, walker mech
that eruptor has so much more boom than you'd think watching it detonate
I've killed ATSTS standing next to the ATST I shot, both through their frontal armor
and it can onetap hive guards if you put it right underneath them, and don't hit them with ti
Eruptor?
new warbond primary weapon.
Bolt action sniper rifle
Shoots explosive rounds
Turns like shit
Massive explosion aoe though
I barely know her
It's very good against medium armour in medium and long range.
Can destroy the factory with one or two shots.
it closes bug holes too
get your team to distract what's coming out and find an elevated spot
and bip bip bip bip done
The only weakness is close-range combat.
new high score tonight by far
laspistol put in overtime there too, I was impressed
since it's 100% accurate, infinite range
That's why you carry the redeemr
if you get caught up in smols you just las em
and you can swap to the pistol too if they close on your teammate
so you don't pop em with the eruptor
also, with the quasar cannon
if you fire the cannon, swap to the eruptor, fire off a round, then swap back to the cannon
it's ready to fire again
I don't like all the secondary weapons in this game. but they will have to do.
people dog on the laspistol but it's given me real good results
at least over what another handgun would've done in the situation
you just can't be afraid to burn a heatsink, reload, and keep on trucking
you've got 3 plus the one in your gun, each one lasts like maybe 8 seconds
that's half a minute of fire if you need it
But it has like 3 heatsinks?
yes
each one lasts a lil under ten seconds, reload takes a second or two
so you've got 30 seconds of almost uninterrupted fire
that'll put down a pack of smols and get you free to safety
plus it reaches across the entire map if you need to help a teammate if the enemy's too close
and you can't use the eruptorf
People complain about it, but all secondary weapons are merely complementary to cover small cases.
yep, and in this case it's a. getting smols off you to get away and b. helping teammates too close to use the erupto
it pairs beautifully
I'm surprised nobody complaining about the devastators and hulks.
oh lol, also if you see a wrecked hellbomb somewhere on the map you can pop it instantly with no trouble wit h the laspistol
see a pack walking by a hellbomb? you won't in a second or two
Everyone and their mothers complain about devastators and hulks. Where have you been hiding out?
fwiw so the room knows
They really are, but redditors will tell you if you die to rocket devas you are just bad 
the flamethrower arm on that hulk variant is very very explosive
nah, Reddit people say you should play lower diff, they don't want to change it.
the eruptor will pop the arm off in a single well placed shot, usually two
then it's just avoiding the sawa
"If you don't like earth, move to Mars, get it?"
which, they either overhead and stop moving, or slice horizontally and keep moving
you can dive under the horizontal and they'll run past you
and dive sideways when they stop and be moving before they are
What are the chainsaw bois called? They probably have a bit too much health
berserkers
Unless there's elevation, then the flame stream headshots you and you just DIE
yeah fire damage is borderline insulting
I never said to change anything. I just think itās annoying as fuck when devastators pull up in a phalanx and you actually canāt do anything about it other than cry if your stratagems are on cooldown.
you mean to tell me I'm in a three inch thick carapace of the same alloy my destroyer space ship is mad eof
and if I step one foot in a grass fire I have three seconds to stab myself or die?
Three seconds?
Don't complain, they think this is a skill issue, a sign of weakness.
Feels more like one 
I think thatās a sign of stupidity. Among other things.
Hulk scorcher damage is nuts, Iāll give you that. But ambient fire damage? You have a frame 1 cleanse option in the form of diving. Itās really only an issue if you get ragdollād into it or lit on fire while already prone.
look guys it's simple
just don't let them hit you
it's just one fkn thing how hard can it be jeez
just, like, dodge when you should
lol I said that while the mission was loading earlier tonight to some randos who were all talkin about setups and whatnot
'oh what really helped me, yall, huge qol boost, when you get surrounded and they're all about to pounce on you'
'...just don't let them do that'
The game clearly has a balance issue, I don't know why there are some edge kings who don't want the nerf, why don't you spend your energy solving climate change, that should give you some challenges you need.
cuz these people are playing a stress inducing horde body horror video game at midnight on a weeknight
I doubt they're exactly ecological phd's
People who have jobs won't spend that much time playing games.
Ragdolling is so fcking fun, I dive onto a corpse then I go limp and eat 40 rockets up my tiny crack
I've learned it's less stressful to drop a napalm nade at my feet when I get caught up in rocky terrain
rather than dive into a rock and spend the next ten minutes ass in the air for the bugs to eat
cuz I wear the fatsuit more often than not
that, the white servo heavy armor, and the tan explosive heavy armor
I am not exactly speedy
so when I get pounced and it's rocky terrain I just pop as many napalms as I can and introduce them to the second amendment while I go full buddhist monk
The only conclusion is they want you to play hit and run, never directly engage, just finish the objectives and leave.
In that case, it's actually better if you just go solo
But muh samples
I mean that tracks
If you're forced into an overwhelming odds type of situation, you should avoid standing and fighting at all costs
That angels and demons Ewan McGregor scene lol
You need to get in and out and gone ASAP, any time you spend gathering loot or fighting is a luxury
that's the only thing you could do in solo play
you think those solo players head on to fight three striders
Having team mates mean you can do fighting retreats at least
Providing you have a little coordination
Let's see if Arrowhead will nerf them in the future. I'm gonna delete my Reddit account now.
I'm fine with striders until they eventually nerf the scorcher
Unless you mean the factory strider
Autocannon goes brr
Then lmao
yeah, I mean factory striders.
the problem is fighting these things is fun, if you play stealth you just lose that part.
I can go stealth but is this really a stealth game though, there are many great single players stealth games out there
Stealth game with a side of orbital support
Guess what those modifiers are for.
They nerf your orbital support
I am genuinely curious: am I the toxic one or are those players who play solo on the high difficulty in an online game?
No one should expect stealth in a HD public lobby
Isn't darktide essential 4 solo players trapped in a room 
I've at most experienced 8-10 of them due to team splittage, and them spawning 4 of them right as we entered a mission in-range to a double gunship fab. Both times were managed due to just shooting them and blowing them up. With the latter case the ambient hulk and tank posed a greater threat, even a Factory Strider popped in at one point. Alas I was in a premade so maybe that skews it?
Loner zealot intensifies
Corporate is much more important for automaton missions.
Good god I never realized how fun the indignatus crusher is
Unless you are the kind of player who leaves your teammates to the enemies, goes solo, drops the eagle strike, finishes the objectives, and runs
You won't really get samples playing like that
I do that
They don't need it
ATSA LAD
Esp if you leave people to die
The premades I'm in usually we do 2 groups of 2 just by habit since it makes objectives really fast and enemies aren't that much of an issue.
man can the ballistic shield soak incoming fire
those two ATSTs at the start stopped shooting at me because it wasn't worth the effort
and I didn't evne notice the shield gunner on the left
I just ate everything he threw at me
But with the former case I mentioned it just kinda happened prior to us knowing how gunships were handled, so 2 unprepped people built up a shitload of gunships.
I think I got full samples about three days ago.
Chainsword? Or evisc?
sword *
I think you don't want SS on chord
Never use SS
wait no evic sorry
evis's have enough cleave as is
Then depends on mk
ok
the new one doesn't need it for sure
that's a heavy sword
pairs with rampage like peas and carrots
You trade damage for stagger, think about that.
I'd rather everything be on its ass unable to take a cheap shot at my lidlwuns
understood yes
What if I told you Wrath and Savage actually account for more of the cleave damage than Rampage.
they get shot in the earlobe and bleed out before the next MediDave
what? how
3x cleave is potent on Chainsword.
Rampage would be better if you're just spamming into small elites though, just due to damage. Ideally you take both Rampage and +Cleave.
Still, I'm using Rmapage
Power being multiplicative with the +cleave is just too funny in practice
if you hit the cap, the cleave damage is negligible.
ok so i have rampage 4 on a evic would that be considered ok, its 36% inc
Chainsword doesn't have a target cap on cleave profiles. Evis does.
And even then it only factors in w/ the XV Evis since you don't have an uncapped attack to leverage having both Rampage and Savage
idk. I've not used SS for a long while since I mainly focus on dealing with elites and specials.
also works with elites because of scab ragers and maulers having 10 hitmass
and chainsword having nontrivial cleave damage profiles
for ragers you basically never just light or heavy melee them though.
whaddya mean
you can fight a small pack of them with chastise or a larger pack if also running a crit build
Well with the Mk II Evis you can since you can take advantage of the 0.75x cleave mod on Flak with the H1, on the Chainswords you can get some nice hits in.
if you mean two ragers then you can try to do it
chastise stuns enemies in a local area
and crit CDR means you can spam it
i don't get why you are putting down chastise this much
i know.
do you now
the Evi deals very low damage to ragers with light and heavy attacks, you shouldn't melee them.
at least from me i'll be talking about the chainswords in particular
just pull out your range weapon and shoot them.
you could do that sure
it's an option
i'm not banning you from using your ranged weapon against them
but the option to melee them without getting owned is there
I merely suggest is not a very good option.
and i'm suggesting that it is indeed a good option if you have your ult up and a crit cdr build with chainsword
They nerfed Ragers this patch
You can solo an entire pack of Ragers and come out barely scathed now
I dunno, Mk II with Savage and Ramp up should be able to hit 6 Ragers with an H1. Tied with Punishment and that's some freebee shit.
mk4 chaxe been wrecking ragers since like patch 14
Yeah attacks can be dodged and hitstun was significantlky reduced
for two ragers, you just use special attack to one-tab them, In many cases they come with like 6 or 8, you just don't melee them.
or just light spam even, stunlocks them.
i didn't see it in the patch note
Then read again
Also harder to stunlock big guys now in case anyone else didn't notice
Oh no wonder ragers haven't felt like shit to fight
yea
that's probably Ogryn's problem.
a crusher ate my activate crusher light
Devil's Claw basically became the prominent anti-Rager in melee imo
Zealot can only stun them with relic anyway.
Thammer?
Zealot's Relic stunning doesn't fully go through at times
I think what they did was basically just prevent constant stagger spam in very short bursts
Cause I've seen Crushers attempt overheads in the middle of Relic
Emphasis on attempt
You can tell there is a short window that they can't be staggered with consecutive hits.
That makes sense
It's not too huge a deal tbh
Well at least for me, I'm not sweaty enough to be doing Auric Maelstroms on an half-hourly basis
Probs still Mk IV Chaxe and Martyr BM/Deathblow.
Oh I had a funny moment yesterday where we knocked a plogryn off a ledge which would ledge a pc, but was apparently still in bounds so it just ran its ass up the stairs and came back over the course of like 30 seconds.
Twice
Probably yeah
I just enjoy Devil's Claw parrying safety net
Ironically enough, dodging in the middle of a Rager combo while trying to Parry has made me not get parries off compared to before and it's like suffering from success xd
Evisc should chunk ragers pretty effectively now too I would think
Evisc should one-shot them if anything
Dclaw is fun but I dislike the disparity between me mulching fleshy enemies and then feeling like pre-13 with anything that has armor. Esp since Chainsword and Hsword pop off in similar ways but just without the parry.
If not then the Lights can keep a Rager kinda staggered
Unless you use special attack
My DClaw build doesn't struggle with armor thankfully*
Evi has one of the lowest damage in melee weapons against maniacs.
I do NOT want to see what you do to enemies that can be referred to as "struggering"
That doesn't sound right
Its actually fun to fight berserkers in melee now
xd
struggering
Pretty sure a heavy sweep 1 taps a mutie
My dumbass be typing too badly
Well CAN 1 tap a mutie
It's like, 1:1 with unarmored on the heavies.
a lot of things can 1 tab mutie.
Spoken like a true vaper
weren't muties changes to take a lot more melee damage
it's honestly easier to name the weapons that can't one tap a mutie to the head consistently
Evi is an armour-piercing weapon believe it or not.
No a Mutie still dies pretty fuckin fast
You guys probably don't remember Evi's special attack can't even one-shot mutie before.
ah yes prior to it's substantial buffs hmmm
It was a barely usable weapon until the patch.
The weapon is bad because it used to be bad very cool take
And then new Evisc came out xd

Now they just need to fix the stagger
Oh mman
But from what I've seen, I don't think they will ever fix it even though they've acknowledged it.
yeah I remeber evis being bad
I kinda enjoy the stagger on the XV. It's an interesting sidegrade.
that was crazy
You still have access to proper stagger on the L4 but then you get the light-capped stagger on L1-3
remember evis and chaxe being bad
was amazed that fatshark somehow flopped chain weapons but it has been mostly redeemed
It's probably not that important now, since I also feel they nerf the rager spawn.
At least I didn't see 8 ragers coming at me yesterday.
I still see a lot of Ragers but maybe I'm remembering wrong
Remember when Chainsword got buffed into insane levels and bugged Rampage to give way more damage than normal?
Yep
So much clear
xd
chsword the ultimate pool noodle
AAAHH fuck
i remember that youtube random darktide clip that showed up in my recommended and the dude playing somehow played chsword the worst way possible vs horde
just constant overheads and stabs it was like he was destined to light when supposed to heavy, vice versa, or block canceling the wide swings
it was like, the worst combo'ing ever, but it was attempted combo'ing too, and block cancelling at the worst times
I still feel a little bit sad the Evi does not have power blessings.
rampage

Rampage + Shred
I want thrust.
That would be interesting
But then no one runs Thrust anyways on that
Not even Chainaxe

The made it a crit weapon, but it does not deal high crit damage
It's the fact that it can exploit Crit CDR on Zealot
Especially with the big cleave
everything can exploit crit cdr on zealot
Evisc is a strong contender
yea
you use chain axe?
yes I am amelia aka chainaxe cultist or whatever my name used to be
chainaxe is practically meta I just get to be the hippie who used it before it was cool
You're nobody now
Trust me, if Evi has thrust it will hit like a Thammer.
I am variety gamer now
fucking evi with thrust looking ass
I take DClaw for everything
mf
Even doing my taxes
Just Parry em 5head
Lived by the Thunder Hammer, died by the Devil's Claw MK7
im going to be real..massive hot take everyone
But, lore-wise, the Evi can cut through tank armour, it should hit hard.
me parrying the irs agents they locked me up and called me insane brotherman
stealth knife..is not good
Can you be fake
IT's funnier that way
xd
You should try Thrust on chainaxe.
thrust is for thinking and you don't play chain axe to think
It's the second-highest single-hit damage weapon in the game.
you embrace your inner khornate berserker and just slaught headtaker that shit
anybody who is playing bliz games at this point
it's their own fault
what is mk4 heavies
SC2 - dead
HotS (great game) - dead
OW2 - not dead yet, but it's was a huge scam
HS - ????
Only WoW is still alive
Evi is basically sacrificing single-target damage trade for horde clear.
Diablo 4 dead soon
wow is giga shit lmao
d4 was DoA
i can't believe people are still playing it
WoW is in limbo
its still makes them most money tho
NOT using it
I would definitely use Chainaxe if not it looks like a chicken leg on my hand.
got it?????
I kind of feel the ChainAxe would be much more popular if they made it a two-hand weapon.
yea idk, 1handed chaxe is still way too clunky, can't imagine it being slower and clunkier as a 2hander
yeah, it's just awkward holding a one-hand chainaxe.
You either do dual wielding or two hands, nobody does one hand chain axe, it doesn't make sense.
Even the maulers know that
exactly
also chaxe still has shit gore
i've been complaing about that for over a year now at least
it needs to be way gorier, like how the power and force swords leave bodies
vet being able to oshs parry both rager types w/o a crit is some crackhead shit
It's still funny to see when you do the vertical cut the enemy splits horizontally.

hard image
thoughts
This candle light used to light up the whole loading screen wtf
lol, lmao
they buffed candles
new cosmetic meta
Wayyyy brighter in gamme as well. I forgot

I forgot
no numbers...
just bars
man i was broke as fuck back then as well
Posting old skill tree for nostalgia everyone
man patch 13 saved this game
LMAO people actually quit and review bombed when that got (rightfully) nerfed
now it is actually healthy and synergizes with martyrdom
where review bombs after vet aura nerf
gimme back my infinite ammo nau
now my melee damage is x3 of my ranged damage
how can i live like that
idk haven't checked
no darktide history only cat
Just don't nerf things in a pve game also very cute cat
remeber when they made us bald
The old days
exacctlllyyy
and then you've got helldivers 2
so many choices
but that game was 70 years in development
The good old days!!
and the devs never went on vacation
Wasn't darktide in development since 2018 or something
nothing will beat the fat bastard for me though
If rumors hold true yeah
so, granted, HD2 has been in development for a decade
In any case, I'm not at all surprised by Darktide's release state.
Fatshark has notoriously been bad at releasing games
not cat, but cute nonetheless
Real?
Real and true.
Damn, they started HD2 dev before HD1 was released, absolute madlads
Surely this is real and true
It was REAL
Okay, so not literally 10 years
but it started development basically right after hd1 released
I think I'm at 2650 or something
I just don't have it in me to pick darktide up again. I think I'm truly burnt out.
I'ma be real, a big chunk of the points post log in
Have been just beating maps again
75 grimms 100 scriptures lessgo
I think 6 of those points are tenners
but meh
not really a huge change in the grand scheme of things
it was still a better change
Kind of annoying that Fatshark didn't track mission progress with this new update though
Welp I spread the gospel about us being able to mod Darktide to some people lol
I guess I can kinda understand why. "Go play the game ya fuckin numskulls" instead of just letting long-term players skyrocket all the way up to 3000+ points
leaving little reason to grind
argus, look at these light armor stooges
Whos the enemy?
Old flamer FX!
Okay nah
i forgot they changed them after so many PCs melted
I was actually liking the grind, now it feels undeserving to have this border For me at least
Now this is what I call appropriate, for a zealot to carry with them!
Love me book
"You can outgun them,it just takes skills and good aim."
The thing literally killed me in 1 second.
woah the new vet cosmetic is pretty chunky
all you HD2 losers GET OUT OF MY CHAT
very

Whats the best blessings for the mk x heavy las pistol?
the kantrael one
blessings and traits
I used Flak damage + something like Maniac/Elite
For blessing you need Dumdum and then you can choose between Infernus (bonus boss/elite damage with crit build) or Raking Fire (backstab damage)
However, i suggest to get MK2 pistol and get Dumdum and Ghost blessings
not only will that make you immune to ALL enemy ranged fire
but it also procs Duelist talent nonstop as long as enemy is shooting at you
for weakpoint/critdamage boost
I've been trying to figure out wht this dance is called
man thats a good question cause I dont know either 
Its called the āwhip and naynayā
bet?
Yeah look it up
nah u trippin thats a different one
I know lmao
u silly bugger
Im just tryna remind argus heās old (idk how old he is)
I love spreading misinformation
Im assuming argus is older than u
Yeah
but probably so am I
I was but a wee lad when the whip naynay came out
were u even there when whip naynay came out
good times tho
I miss mgl edits
I miss vine ( I think)
no you don't
2016 was peak meme time
Oh baby a triple
whats your fav vine
hahah
or look at all those chickens!
I loved vine
FREE SHAVACADO ! ! ! Fast food sign fails
Found another old video I had stashed away from the good old vine days !
I did not create the recording of this video, this is a repost.
#freeshavacadoo #freshavocado #deltaco #oldvines #vines #vinevideo #fastfood #signfails #signs #fails #failvideo #hilarious #funnyvideo #funny #comedy #24hours #dr...
My favorites were probably obi juan kanobi
banger!
idk if that was part of the vine era but uh
God i miss 2016 humor
pls watch this
its not a vine
but its just so fucking funny
how long it goes on for
LMAO
ITS SO GOOD
He does EVERYHING but wake up
ah god I gave mmyself the hiccups watching it again
the ,,god damn"
Get outta here
well u know what silly fail of fail hair in a jail fail jail hair, ah fuck, I cant believe u have done this!
Nah i just woke up
9 am gang rise up
1 am
I fell asleep at like 10 and someone in a server im in spam @ed me for siege
i just hate myself and my roommates
sleeping with the tv on and loud
should be illegal
but if its on the first volume its ok cause I do that too 

Fuck if it was 1 day earlier it would have been Wednesday my dudes
I got my hair straightened
Nice
For the first time in like months
My hair is still gay
i dont own this video i thought that the original video was not shown enough so here is the original video'as i said i didnt make the video i just thought it was hilarious
I gotta take it to a conversion camp
Word
If i could grow a beard id have one of those too
Neckbeard
then buy a fake beard and glue it on your chin
Omg
Yall remember salad fingers?
but the kind of glue that holds for an eternity
Ew
I like hoodies
And not having a beard
My mustache is good tho
Do you also remember those really gorey mlp edits?
Cognito?

WEEEY
Hi cole
hello cole person that has good music in his clips
yes thats me
Can i borrow like 800 plat?
Ill take that as maybe
I want the dante collection
see gif above
I need to make a gnome fashion frame
for if u get it
crusher crit build any good? cause I see more and more people play with it
power has to be turned on for the other elevator too
high finesse knife got me ass up in bed)
I cant seem to fall back asleep anyone got a brick or smth
Crowbar or sledge hammer would also probably work
warm milk with honey
Donāt have access to either
Once you get the second power cell in you can go back up and take the second elevator down to access the skull.
this
after getting 2nd battery
installing it
and coming back - 2nd lift still dead
bugged then
Farkshart quality stamp

there is another lever on the second elevator
ground floor
where the battery is
it has to be held down to give power to the elevator button to be used
i did it earlier today
pov youre clutching an auric mission
heres the full video of that
lemme check
Is it viable to use Skullcrusher on claw sword?
where is the banger music at?
Why not, anything is viable
Well rampage and shred is the meta, but rampage only works in hordes
viable? probably. good? nah, much better options
rampage, wrath, savage sweep, shred
what's your build and sword? when I use dclaw it feels like a wet noodle
Idk i just feel like the sword is too weak given all of the perks
it's one of the better options now
aim for headshots, know your swing patterns and combos
for situations
Like I've pretty much got 100% crit chance, +50% damage, +30% attack speed, high finesse but it still feels qeak
I have flak and unarmoured and it still doesnt one shot bruisers lol
i forgot 
bear in mind my sword is like 380 with t4 of all of these
Mine is similaie
And you have to be godly to hit knife headshots at range while being shot at
i use a revolver for it cuz quickdraw for specialists at any range
plus armor piercer ez
plus a surg/hc revolver can make your knives rending too
2 shot crushers with throwing knives
I was looking for a trajectory preview mod for throwing knife
does throwing knife affected by suppression?
idk
I dont think so but being stunned messes up placement
twbs ez
get twbs
What do you to for monstrosities though
parry
Cant parry nurgle lol
if its a burgle, then i just give up
Lol
you can if youre behind him
Nurgle is easiest one though to be fair
thats what i try to do when aggro is on a teammate

Green flesh bag gives me nightmares
if it's beast, just kite, if it is any of the other ones, just parry
exactly
indeed a banger
if im alone, i just kite around and use crit shots with a revolver
How much stamina do you need to parry an overhead crusher?
burgle is the easiest for most builds
same amount as a normal parry
knife animation cancel 
its the timing that matters
Custode with thunder hammer vs man with parry
would i recommend actually parrying crusher overheads in game tho?
no not really
Not supposed to be able to parry a crusher overhead or at least with full stam all +3 curios I never have . Mauler yes
watch the video
if you fumble the crusher parry your done
something else could hit your parry just before the crusher does, youre going to get hit with the overhead
then wdym parry with a knife
With a mk3 dagger?
yeah like what are you talking about
Can you parry a crusher overhead with a mk3
what perk do I change?
you cant parry with daggers
Sure you can
It doesnāt have the follow up riposte that the sword does tho but isnāt that its special
Your guard ability if timed correctly will parry an attack. No riposte tho
what are you ON about dude
why are u gae
Here Iāll find a clip

got this booty beauty
i would replaced melee elites with flak though
and get more smack for unyelding
hmm I was thinking unyielding to flak
its fine either way tbh
thx for introducing me to a new artist, he has so many bangers
goes matter of preference
thats what i was thinking
but like he said, preference
ive grown to really like elites on melee
alright, now which one is better?
right one looks like it need unarmoured probably
or you already got #3 one
ooh I recognized a bullets per minute soundtrack
i forgot
still bashing my head on the wall trying to beat the game with odr
?
it was so hard but I had so much fun playing it
right after the sniper
Didnt you said a week ago like you already had other rashad with unarmoured
that was a regular block that broke your stamina
you can tell by the sound and the slow movement
no you're on crack I think
lol a block as in a parry?
someone else then, go and try left one then
like you can hear the same sound
do it with a bulwark
when he winds up
bring your guard up last seconcd
and it will open his guard and stagger him
\
I dunno works for me maybe too late? ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
you got one

Did you all see the new cosmetics
I just realised

why tf are blue cosmetics more expensive than red
Am I a veteran now
show other pages
blue is harder to get so it costs more
i thought that was a dclaw skin for a sec
but NOPE
ITS ANOTHER FUCKING KNIFE SKIN
See you in 2 weeks then




