zealot-class

[lusty turtle]

the OG big reddit/steam info posts were managed by me and zherlum

[sterile stone]

Whos Zherlum?

[royal vortex]

this dudes facial expression

[hardy gull]

He do be looking

[royal vortex]

me as FUCK

[sterile stone]

Josh is a bald british guy?

[median steeple]

me looking at all the unguarded stims

[royal vortex]

spiritually

[lusty turtle]

old server member, used to help me gather all the info from all the interviews and stuff and corolate them into a big blog post

[sterile stone]

Word

[sterile stone]

Ain't that somethin.

[royal vortex]

i have the soul of an alcoholic mid 40s british man

[sterile stone]

Now look at you

Testing updates

Hiding info from me

[lusty turtle]

[sterile stone]

You've come along way Skelebones

I will say this though.

It's nice to get a armor set that doesn't look like it came fresh from the dumpster

[lusty turtle]

theres some other cool stuff

[median steeple]

haha found it

[lusty turtle]

lookin forward to you guys havin it

[median steeple]

the masked version

[hardy gull]

Now that looks like a real vet skin

[lusty turtle]

miguel the goat

[median steeple]

great art

Love every piece

[coarse birch]

We dont deserve it (josho)

[lusty turtle]

ye dw im stopping the update from getting to josho specifically

[royal vortex]

horrific

[coarse birch]

Hell yeah

[frosty herald]

a single title specifically for josho

[royal vortex]

u cannot comprehend my greatness

[sterile stone]

🅱️ eteran

[nimble fiber]

[lusty turtle]

getting joshos account removed now

[coarse birch]

Your doing us a great service skele

[royal vortex]

y'roue*

[coarse birch]

If you cant remove the update at least lock in his account names so he cant change the psyker name

[royal vortex]

ur the worst

[ember yew]

i just want

new weps

and maps

[sterile stone]

You're gonna get new drip

AND YOU'RE GONNA THOROUGHLY ENJOY IT

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-2813086212540319582

[sterile stone]

The upside to all this

Now the next update will more than likely being the crafting rework

Right guys?

[frosty herald]

well

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[hardy gull]

God can only hope so

[ember yew]

highly likely

[frosty herald]

my guess is maps and weapons inbetween the crafting rework

[royal vortex]

yea

[lusty turtle]

they did say crafting was after, but i wouldn't be surprised if we get like

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/superstore-jonah-simms-thats-high-thats-a-high-chance-high-chance-gif-24135803

[lusty turtle]

a small update between

[royal vortex]

they should add an orange stim that does nothing

[ember yew]

enable friendly fire

[hardy gull]

Only way ill get my teammates to drop the medpack

[frosty herald]

i give everyone my stims

except celery

[lusty turtle]

you know when you've been tango'd

[frosty herald]

cause its very amusing activating scrier and celery at the same time going nyoom

[royal vortex]

they should add 4 crusher variants

[lusty turtle]

dude

if i could

[royal vortex]

[frosty herald]

if i was on the devteam we wouldve had powerfists and power greatswords already

Path of Redemption Update, Coming Late April 2024

bro what about april the 16th is late

[lusty turtle]

well

its over half way through april

[royal vortex]

this is p typical for fs

[fleet zealot]

if i ever see a bulwark crusher hybrid i'm jumping off the nearest ledge

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-goku-frieza-fighting-slap-gif-7338763

[hardy gull]

Just have to round up to the end of the month

[royal vortex]

they release the actual updates somewhat earlier than anticipated

happened with carnival

[frosty herald]

fatshark doesnt do roadmaps but updates always come out early

[hardy gull]

Now that I think about it those next week memes were kinda right oddly enough

[ripe quest]

A reddit post told me to not expect updates for another 6 months after this one.

[royal vortex]

amazing

[frosty herald]

ngl

i expect the crafting rework way sooner

like 2 months

[fleet zealot]

nah, 4 months min

i hope it comes sooner but

fatshark

[nimble fiber]

banana smoothie

[ripe quest]

My assumption is Sept to Nov for the crafting update. I do expect normal smaller updates in between though, stuff like weapons, maps, probs even a new boss map.

[fleet zealot]

bold

i'm expecting the weapons for sure to be tied with the crafting update

maps, might be sprinkled about

[frosty herald]

nahh

i expect a new weapon drop inbetween

[sterile stone]

It's to throw you off

[fleet zealot]

idk, why release new weapons if you are going to rework itemization a couple months later, maybe some variants

[ripe quest]

Super dated but I'll never forget being a kid and Scott Fnaf Cawthon was like "oops sorry game is delayed by a few months, here's a paragraph on why" and then at the bottom he said the game was out as of that message being released.

[fleet zealot]

god i love rfertets

[sterile stone]

rfertets

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[ripe quest]

Based on the source code it wouldn't be really conflicting. By far the largest hurdle with them making weapons is the weapon itself, which isn't going to be changed with the crafting update.

[fleet zealot]

anyways. i need to avoid social media cause if i see anymore "fatshark should have delayed this and did the crafting update first" imma commit a crime

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-angry-goku-goku-stare-death-stare-kid-buu-gif-7537122150460177467

[ripe quest]

Like 50:1 in terms of the amount of file space between the weapon file and the blessing/perk stuff.

[sterile stone]

[sterile stone]

I can't wait to see what the full release of this iwll be

[sterile stone]

My eyes

[red pollen]

???? Telepots plz wtf

[fleet zealot]

anxiety really be the skyrim enemies nearby bug

[sterile stone]

Trying to sleep

[nimble fiber]

did u leave the images out in the sun for too long?

[sterile stone]

Enemies nearby

Inside of town

What.mp4

[frosty herald]

Your broke ass wont join my game

[sterile stone]

I can't

[red pollen]

Yes the images are very bright now can we talk about telepots build

[sterile stone]

I'm stuck in a infinite loading screen

I wanted to get a screenshot of the skull backpack

[coarse birch]

Y'roue*

[sterile stone]

There we go

[frosty herald]

Can vent purge fuck off

[hardy gull]

No you will play it and be happy

[ripe quest]

Obligatory "Darktide Youtubers are often good enough to run the most dumpster of builds and the builds they use shouldn't be the standard for all players". The bar isn't very high so peeps like ChocoB and Telopots hit it and they just run whatever is fun.

[red pollen]

I’m literally begging someone to explain to me why this generally best (so I hear) Darktide player doesn’t take attack speed on martydom and only runs 4 wounds total with health and toughness curios

[red pollen]

I see

But is he on to something or memeing

[sterile stone]

I tried following a claestetics build over a year ago

Everyone

admins included

[hardy gull]

Looks more like a meme build imo

[sterile stone]

Bullied me

[median steeple]

Heh

[sterile stone]

[ripe quest]

100% looks like the typical "it works for me" build.

[left iron]

Are you sure it was because of the build?

[frosty herald]

Just make your own build

[sterile stone]

Yes

[frosty herald]

Youll like it more

[sterile stone]

I was told I should not follow Clae's builds

Then bully insued

[ripe quest]

The framework of the build is fine since it's just like, Martyr Thammer w/ Zarona but then little stuff all over it odd.

I can confirm the two times that I've played with Argus his builds have reeked (ignore that I ran meme builds both times).

[left iron]

What do i make for dinner

No Stan concoctions

[nimble fiber]

something with noodles

[sterile stone]

turkey and bacon sammich

[ripe quest]

Meat melon. Cooked at a crispy 450 in an oven for 30 minutes. Make sure it's alive for added flavor.

[jaunty lava]

That looks disgusting. Why is it called "goo"...?

[left iron]

This sounds like half of a staple poor mans dinner

Just missing the garlic baguette

[jaunty lava]

I cant even eat whipped cream because of the texture and that's worse

[modest mica]

Might have a similar texture to mashed potatoes

[quaint verge]

That is "mashed potato"

[north sedge]

It is instant mashed potato mixed with cheese

[modest mica]

and protein goo?

[north sedge]

Coom

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/food-gif-26394877

[north sedge]

I believe it's specifically instant mash with added protein powder or something

[modest mica]

https://tenor.com/view/rockos-modern-life-rocko-heffer-bull-steer-gif-25620121

[quaint verge]

Show "ice-cream"

[modest mica]

we'll find out soon

[jaunty lava]

I hope not

[modest mica]

xD, probably the same with the twins

I hope the "more" means a new map and more balances

[north sedge]

Don't have that saved

[jaunty lava]

Yeah its the same gas. That now explains the green eyes in the level

[quaint verge]

[modest mica]

We might be near to a DLC though

[modest mica]

Deep fried sausages?

[quaint verge]

Sewer sausages

[north sedge]

Baked

[quaint verge]

Floppy bacons

[frosty herald]

This is the meat from the nasty patty

[solar gorge]

this looks like if you took out the meat out of the lard

to just keep the fat

[ember yew]

there's only fat there

[gilded geode]

why y’all sending sausages to the zealot class channel

https://tenor.com/view/king-king-baldwin-king-baldwin-4-rikoamv-riko-amv-gif-8479237540916603760

no embed… 😪

[sterile stone]

This made my stomach hurt

I feel like I'ma be sick

[sterile stone]

I cooked this exact food in Stalker anomaly

From one of those mutated creatures

[solar gorge]

most refined slavic delight

[quaint verge]

It's canon

Unfortunately

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-over-scared-gif-11664159

[sterile stone]

You ever wonder what it'd be like

To have a 120 lb pet catfish

[ripe quest]

I'd have a full meal for a week or two.

[ember yew]

Probably not as much dangerous as my friend's pet cat-tiger with 18kg weight that can end your life with 1 claw swing

once i asked where he got X injury, because its looked like 1 meter combat knife injury

he said kitty jumped wrong

he got one of these

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/found-love-gif-21039553

[median steeple]

Holy shit mega fish

[quaint verge]

How about a wolf fish?

[drifting wolf]

i worked at a pet store that had an electric catfish once, shy little dude with weak electrical shocks since it was probably only a juvenile

[sterile stone]

What?

[quaint verge]

https://youtu.be/li_yS0C27U8?si=w3ygaXmAdjva4Or1

[sterile stone]

See

This si why I avoid the ocean

[ember yew]

now thats ugly

[quaint verge]

They taste decent

[drifting wolf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921906718806515763/1145463302735003679/image3.gif

[quaint verge]

My big brother almost lost his toes

[quaint verge]

When it took a bite at his boots

[zinc talon]

context will not be provided

apologies will not be forthcoming

also

legendary flying bappak

[median steeple]

the ocean is horrifying for no reason

[zinc talon]

the alien movies were based off the moray

[median steeple]

gulper eels are fucked have you seen those?

[drifting wolf]

little bro evolved like four sets of teeth in his main mouth and then another pair of jaws in his throat

[zinc talon]

fish are teeth all the way down

oh also since you mention

if it helps you

[zinc talon]

you can think of the beast of nurgle, as a fleshlight

with teeth

[median steeple]

NO

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/248972334327791616/1227296567904436264/image_V3-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[zinc talon]

hope that helps tune in next time for more tips and tricks

[median steeple]

they're goofy when infalted but

when not its awful

[median steeple]

female angler fish are beings from hell

the dudes however

[zinc talon]

deep sea creatures are best left fuckoff down at the bottom

[median steeple]

just vibing little parasites

[zinc talon]

this aint the fuckin year

oh look up cichlids

[median steeple]

did you see the new ones found?

[zinc talon]

and the tongue replacing paracyte louse

[drifting wolf]

https://imgur.com/3TKQ2xr

[zinc talon]

a bug get sinto the fish's mouth, eats its tongue, then burrows into the recess

and lives there forever

[median steeple]

deep sea creatures have two looks

[zinc talon]

lol that fuckin lobster

[median steeple]

goofy ass or nightmare

[ripe quest]

Scrimble or Harthgort.

[sterile stone]

Remember when the world thought the colossal squid was just a myth

[median steeple]

what is this colossal squid erasure

[drifting wolf]

missing the colossal squid with its nightmare hooks lining its arms and tentacles

[zinc talon]

japans hard at work eating them if that's what you mean

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-sad-blob-fish-gif-15806450

[median steeple]

PUT HIM BACK

[zinc talon]

that's what the bends looks like

naw he long dead

[median steeple]

my bro fucking exploded

[zinc talon]

they didn't keep the cage compressed on the way up

and he blew outwards

[sterile stone]

Eating octopus and squid gotta be the most devious thing ever

[quaint verge]

Ye

[median steeple]

isopods are the devils work

[zinc talon]

I can do calamari RINGS well enough

but if I catch you eating the whole babies

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/ZOEaUD82GlI?si=_ACanhmfvbHauPtt one of my favorite videos

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-eating-fish-prey-predator-gif-7975485

[drifting wolf]

gloomp

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer-40k-warhammer-40k-darktide-darktide-oryx-gif-14283469670598028816

[frosty herald]

Yknow what else is big

The us debt

[sterile stone]

Nothing beats the volcano snail

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/greenland-shark-the-meg-megalodon-fr-fr-bro-gif-25852912

[zinc talon]

oh yeah baby pump it up more lets see how big it gets til it won't fit in my tight little global economy

[median steeple]

cant believe some greenland sharks have lived up to 512 years old

[zinc talon]

were yall aware

[quaint verge]

Fun fact, people used to use their skin as sand paper

[zinc talon]

over eighty percent, of every dollar in circulation

80%

[sterile stone]

That's almost as old as you gamer

[zinc talon]

of those dollars have been printed in the last five years

[sterile stone]

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-lmao-mind-blown-squad-gif-17265113

[median steeple]

some of them have been found with elk parts in their stomachs which is scary to realize how bodies can just end up down there

[nimble fiber]

ay dont insult my garlic baguette like that!

[median steeple]

I know you want to pass off your age to others but man it would be easier if you accepted it

we're worried about you

[quaint verge]

It's easy to picture

[sterile stone]

Shut

Your

[quaint verge]

They cross between islands/fjeld

[sterile stone]

Vocals

[frosty herald]

Hmmmm lights out

[sterile stone]

I swear if you que us for lights out

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/lights-out-supernatural-horror-david-f-sandberg-james-wan-gif-14658026

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna go take a nap

[drifting wolf]

that makes sense given shark skin is just teeth

[sterile stone]

Wait

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-葬送のフリーレン-sousou-no-frieren-sousou-beyond-journey's-end-gif-13214487266596803271

[sterile stone]

@quaint verge Have you eaten haukarl

Or however you spell it

[quaint verge]

Wha

[sterile stone]

The fermented greenland shark

[drifting wolf]

do not eat the greenland shark fermented

[quaint verge]

Ah that's Iceland specialty

So no

[nimble fiber]

have u eaten it argus?

[median steeple]

he would explode if he did

[sterile stone]

I'ma be real

I'm not a big fan of the ocean life

[nimble fiber]

yeah I know

sad about this fact

[sterile stone]

Everything in the ocean is just

So slippery

And slimy

[median steeple]

you would be if you were in the water all the time

[drifting wolf]

hagfish

[quaint verge]

I've caught a 1.5meter cod tjo

[zinc talon]

mine was bigger

had to see it tho I didn't get pictures

[nimble fiber]

vile

[median steeple]

idk why people eat the things

[zinc talon]

yeah it's called 'marine snow'

by the time things hit the mud flats at the bottom

they've been filtered through upwards of five miles of water at steadilg increasing pressure

and then when whales and whatnot finally stop bloating and sink

talk about get your party panties on

that may be the only real meal an animal down there eats in its entire life cycle

not the long lived stuff ofc

[left iron]

Rip my colony

[median steeple]

I know marine snow but like these were actual moose and reindeer parts which is goofy too me

whale falls are cool to witness tho

[drifting wolf]

what a cool fish, eyeless, jawless, secretes decades worth of mucus to deter predators

[nimble fiber]

thats why I dont go into the ocean

[zinc talon]

obviously

the fish pee there

[median steeple]

is that a pilot whale?

cant tell

no i am wrong

has no dorsal

[quaint verge]

That's just a whale

[nimble fiber]

whales that fly planes

[zinc talon]

good ole japanese 'science vessels'

[quaint verge]

That's my uncles catch. He is a license hunter

[nimble fiber]

could also swallow u on accident

[drifting wolf]

they cant do that besides the cachalot/sperm whale

[zinc talon]

yeah baleens can't

plus, the caloric expenditure of a whale opening and closing its jaw against ambient water pressure

[median steeple]

the biggest whales have very small throats besides like sperm whales yea

[zinc talon]

sperm whales when krilling in alaska can use a million and a half calories taking one gulpful of skrimps

[nimble fiber]

any good shows out rn Im bored

[zinc talon]

falldoubt

amazon

they released the whole season I heard

so bingable too

[median steeple]

actual battle of the titans happens every day while we just chill here

yes the fallout show is pretty good

[zinc talon]

I'll catch it after the hype

[drifting wolf]

dungeon meshi if you like watching a dungeons and dragon party kill and eat every non-human lifeform they encounter

[zinc talon]

new vegas is hands down the best game ever made I will die on this hill

so I'm gonna wait til after the sweaties have donefinished sweating

[nimble fiber]

I was thinking of watching it but wasn't sure

[quaint verge]

The serie is good

[drifting wolf]

it's a very good anime

[zinc talon]

blue eye samurai is good

shogun I hear is great

[quaint verge]

Just a minor issue

[median steeple]

both are really good

[drifting wolf]

heard about that one from friends and they enjoyed it a lot

[nimble fiber]

dont wanna watch it in og language and dont have vpn

[zinc talon]

there's another one on netflix with quality levels like BES

[nimble fiber]

also shogun is lit

[zinc talon]

can't remember the name

mushashi-shi

[quaint verge]

Go watch love, death robots

[zinc talon]

about the famous character fighting demons with a demon gauntlet, he captures said demons inside

ghostbuster style

[nimble fiber]

already watched it multiple times

[zinc talon]

so the more he hunts the stronger the glove gets

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/love-death-and-robots-oh-man-tiny-robot-this-is-so-excited-gif-17306308

[zinc talon]

didn't get very far but every episode I saw was excellent

[median steeple]

LD&R MENTIONED

the goat

[zinc talon]

fit and finish, dialogue, scene and scenery, hell even the humor translates really well across subs

[quaint verge]

My fav is the yogurt since its goofy af

[zinc talon]

I would not know about dubs people who watch dubs aren't people

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-love-death-robots-attack-aim-to-shoot-love-death-and-robots-gif-25781616

[drifting wolf]

bad travelling

[median steeple]

castlevania anime is really good

[zinc talon]

oh yeah

tip top

did they ever end it end it

[median steeple]

i think

[zinc talon]

cuz it carries well after the guy has the thing happen to him

[median steeple]

but there is another one coming out soon

[zinc talon]

I left off on the finale where alucard has his two frens in the sack

[nimble fiber]

we should make a pin with all the shows that I need to watch

[zinc talon]

and pretty vampy girl puts the ring on bitch dude

I was like, I'm loving this but what they fuck are they writing towards

so many new characters and plot arcs in a finale?

why are we spending ten minutes talking about two sisters and some other country they came from

and the political intrigue there

but the brother sister threesome

very classy, tasteful

https://tenor.com/view/fun-harmless-inoffensive-jokes-saturday-night-live-snl-weekend-update-funny-jokes-wholesome-jokes-gif-19746916

[median steeple]

once dungeon meshi ends I will be lost with nothing to do

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-warhammer-no-meme-gif-15084429411958404464

I really enjoyed the pilot

in that same vein food wars! is great

good god don't watch that show hungry

actually it won't matter you'll want to stuff yourself with those dishes will youre stuffing yourself with that slop you call food

[frosty herald]

Frieren

[median steeple]

I dont watch that much anime all that much

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/m4kktruck-getintoitya-hasbulla-gif-2415743079225801183

also

was scrolling as you do and saw this

is that person 6 or 60

[nimble fiber]

yes

[frosty herald]

Hasbullah has a growth defect

[median steeple]

the only ones I've actually watched and enjoyed were AoT, OPM, Dungeon Meshi, and jojo (still need to finish stone ocean)

[median steeple]

ohno

I love seeing weirdos in other discords saying 40k has been "invaded"

[sterile stone]

I love these comics

[zinc talon]

each new chapter of jojo did less and less for me past Joseph and Jotaro

diamond was pretty good, more of a death note kinda mystery thriller

fleshlight hair blondie was disappointing but the action sequences were the best he's done

[nimble fiber]

ok watching dungeon meshi

[frosty herald]

Eldrid did not cook

[zinc talon]

and I straight lost interest in jolyne

[frosty herald]

The dish was burnt

[zinc talon]

cuz it was some new thing he was teasing out past stands

WHEN HE NEVER FUCKIN ANSWERED ABOUT THE ARROW

AND REQUIEM

[frosty herald]

Classic araki forgot that thing

[zinc talon]

plus, the long thought monologue mystery thriller that very lil happens in from diamond

all we're doing is standing still right here and if we clench our left asscheek instead of our right, our jugular will burst

better put an alligator in the sewage main

https://tenor.com/view/lost-what-lost-what-hurley-hugo-what-gif-15631439

I just love the idea of stands tho

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-alligator-gator-gator-pet-croc-pet-gif-1725073760742601482

[zinc talon]

completely fuckin original and unique in its thematic showcasing

[spare dome]

the good news is that they are all pretty much standalone stories

[zinc talon]

Jojo: where hairhats meet astral plane life or death card game combat

[spare dome]

so you can just go right ahead and read Steel Ball Run

[median steeple]

I heard Steel Ball Run was really good

[zinc talon]

and you're just sitting there sipping a beer while two slightly concerningly muscular men wearing slightly concerningly revealing dinner formalwear stare at each other and sweat

silently

prolly what araki does on the train when he sees a cute dude

[spare dome]

i just love the complete absurdity of every Jojo situation

[zinc talon]

oh it's fantastic

the stand themes and descriptions in stardust are just mind expanding

one guy's was the SUN?

another's was a GORILLA?

[spare dome]

it'll be four dudes in a pool hall discussing how to get to algeria by electric scooter, and then one guy will be like "hey does anyone else's toes feel a little chilly?" and all three of his friends get reaction panels before shouting "ENEMY STAND ATTACK!" and punching the air violently

[median steeple]

holy shit speaking of beefy men beating the shit out of each other in goofy situations

[zinc talon]

NO IDIOT IT IS THE GORILLA

[median steeple]

Baki is so fucking hilarious every clip I see of it is amazing

[zinc talon]

if he doesn't do drugs recreationally he should be committed to an asylum

[sterile stone]

I cast

[zinc talon]

cuz that is diseased thinking lol=

[sterile stone]

Artifacting on your pc

[nimble fiber]

never finished baki

[sterile stone]

For making me play lights out

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-gif-12370673

[zinc talon]

nothing against it at all but for me baki was too

again nothing against it

just I aint gay so

[sterile stone]

Doesn't this explain Jojo's Bizarre adventure

[zinc talon]

okay I will say the stone men

[spare dome]

hell ill just say the random allusions to male rape turning its victims into perfect submissives could really do with some fucking off

[frosty herald]

Big beefy men beating the dogshit out of eachother is baki basically

[median steeple]

I hate that word filter shit but I understand why its there

[zinc talon]

ifg they weren't so hilariously weird that woulda done it for me

but the sheer absurdity of like the way they fuckin stood there during their intro song

I was like what is this

[spare dome]

and i use the term 'allusion' pretty generously since some chapters just out and say it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jojos-bizarre-adventure-fights-punch-jojo-anime-gif-25386676

[zinc talon]

when one finally trumps the other

ten minutes standing still staring, and one of em cocks an eyebrow

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jjba-barrage-punch-pummel-gif-26691028

whatever I love it I unironically wish there were spinoff franchises

like ghost in the shell did stand alone complexes

[sterile stone]

What

[spare dome]

dont read the manga

or i guess mangas plural

[sterile stone]

What the hell is going on in the animes y'all watching

[zinc talon]

huh. glad I dipped before that first scene

[nimble fiber]

argus pls read this manga and tell me about it thx

[frigid kite]

Come to this channel to see Zealot discussion, see Jojo convo. Checks out hahahaha

[sterile stone]

I can't read

I'm Amish

[nimble fiber]

bro same

[zinc talon]

AND

THEY BOOKS GO BACKWERD

[median steeple]

tmr we will have at least like something to talk about if not much

[nimble fiber]

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-thats-deep-cody-ko-wade-the-real-bros-of-simi-valley-gif-16476225

[zinc talon]

HOW IM SPOSED TA READ START TO FINISH

[spare dome]

so u can build a barn to fit all that bullshit ur spewin

[zinc talon]

IF THEY GO FINISH TO START

[median steeple]

prob penances will take the prio since no new weapons and abilities are coming out

[frosty herald]

Imagine reading manga in arabic

[sterile stone]

It will last 2 weeks max before everything goes back to normal

[median steeple]

yea

[zinc talon]

inb4 people with as many hours as we have just auto unlock half the list on login

[frosty herald]

That would be so extremely confusing

[spare dome]

it's what i expect lmao

[zinc talon]

oh you mean johnny chimpo

[sterile stone]

I'm still confused as to how the penance points thing work

Do we spend the penance points?

[frigid kite]

If it's like some of the other penances you'll have to do them again anyways which is stupid

[sterile stone]

Or is it like a battlepass

[frosty herald]

its a reward pass

[sterile stone]

So battlepass lite

[median steeple]

vegetables arent real

[frosty herald]

you do penances for points where youll get cosmetics and the penance track is general cosmetics for a class

let me put it this way

[frigid kite]

Not in the least lol, there's no paid aspect of it whatsoever, you just unlock penances and get stuff

[nimble fiber]

bro they eating slimes?

[sterile stone]

I'm gonna go cry in my sink

brb

[frosty herald]

if you do fleshwound youll still get the armor

[zinc talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtQhv9dp9o

[nimble fiber]

ayo how big is your sink

[frosty herald]

but the 20 penance points count towards the reward track

[median steeple]

I do wonder how much points in total will be required for the full pass

idk even remeber how much I have

[lusty turtle]

its an old style score track basically, the higher ur penance points the more rewards you get

[median steeple]

fack

[zinc talon]

so just, have a lot

[frosty herald]

i have almost 1600

[zinc talon]

super simple stuff

[lusty turtle]

ur current however many points u have count towards it

i have ~2000 ish

[frosty herald]

you get the rewards retroactively

[median steeple]

its like

[frigid kite]

They're adding a ton of penances as well so that will help

[median steeple]

frames, poses

oh yeah how much again?

200+ or something like that

[frosty herald]

200+

[zinc talon]

I'm at 1890

[median steeple]

crazy cant wait for half of those to be super simple

[zinc talon]

cuz I've never played a veteran once

[frosty herald]

i wonder how much ill unlock when i go ingame LMAO

[open pollen]

Looking forward to the new condition/enemy myself. I am glad the new one is like, a support type enemy.

[lusty turtle]

i'd say "i'll see if i can find out" but like, they are off work now and the updat eis tomorrow so a bit redundant haha

[median steeple]

oh boy the notifications are gonna be ASS

[open pollen]

or, as supporty as an enemy in darktide can be, I suppose.

[zinc talon]

pass me their digits I'll call them and ask

[frosty herald]

if the new penances are retroactive and not from this point onwards

[zinc talon]

and call and ask and call and ask and call an

[median steeple]

yeah dont worry about especially since its so close to release lmao

was not expecting tmr to be the date

[zinc talon]

need to ask about the progress of my chainfist anyway

[spare talon]

I see a reddit post showing the new sets and now yall are talking anout the update
Did I miss something

[median steeple]

augh weapon customization is just broken

augh

[median steeple]

trailer

[zinc talon]

the last time I talked to them about it from the parking lot with a megaphone they said it was almost ready

[lusty turtle]

update tomorrow

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/OnyIdRfgdmo?si=S3a4YGxLK3uM3X27

[zinc talon]

you'll be the first to use it, we'll let you know, you can go home please go home

[spare talon]

Ah that's why I didn't see the post on the forums

I should sub to fartshart on yt

[frosty herald]

people really dont reed tweets or news bulletins

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/elected-to-lead-not-to-read-the-simpsons-president-schwarzenegger-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-16361128

[median steeple]

I turned off darktide twitter notifications after the billionth "guess the pokemon" post

[zinc talon]

git lerndt

[frosty herald]

can we destroy the corals

[lusty turtle]

gas bomber is prob my 2nd fav part of the update

[frosty herald]

plox skele

[lusty turtle]

just behind the puzzles

[frosty herald]

oh yeah

[zinc talon]

yeah so 'puzzles'

[frosty herald]

i forgot about puzzles

[median steeple]

dont be bad or we put you in the BRAIN CHAIR

[nimble fiber]

was stan ever in the BRAIN CHAIR?

[lusty turtle]

the puzzles aren't like, complex, they're kinda cute if anything, lookin forward to seeing people fuck about with this

[frosty herald]

they changed every single map to put in secret puzzles so thats cool

[median steeple]

cant wait for randos to run ahead while I try to do 5th grade puzzles and failing

[frosty herald]

not like hit x bells x times lmao

[lusty turtle]

just wait for them to add the basic maths puzzle, you're all doomed then

[nimble fiber]

do a dance battle against the new enemy type

[frosty herald]

or the puzzle where you need to make an image by sliding tiles

[spare talon]

I forget about those somehow despite being excited about them

[spare talon]

[median steeple]

first time im back on this game in forever and this is the first name I find

its good to be back

[frosty herald]

i got my psyker up to speed

and i play like a goddamn crackhead

once i activate scrier i go at mach 5

if i set up correctly i can demolish hordes

carapace isnt an issue

only ragers

[lusty turtle]

scriers psyker is

[median steeple]

the voicelines are peak

[lusty turtle]

i do kinda want them to stop DS being so unhinged for it tho

[frosty herald]

that 20% speed boost is way faster lmao

[median steeple]

I have 1875 for my penance score

oh boy

[lusty turtle]

crit speed, scriers and DD

for that sweet 60% MS crackhead gameplay

[frosty herald]

DD?

[sterile stone]

Digeradoo

[sterile stone]

Rookie numbers

1905 here

[lusty turtle]

disrupt destiny, has an upgrade node that gives 20% ms on target kill

[frosty herald]

scrier psyker might be tied to knife zealot for fastest speed

ms>

?

[lusty turtle]

movement speed

scriers is faster than zealot

[frosty herald]

i also absolutely love that activating scrier has an unique animation for holding a ranged weapon melee weapon or blitz

hmm

[lusty turtle]

but psyker needs you to actually be killing to keep the movement up

[frosty herald]

i like my warp charges tho

[lusty turtle]

(zealot is 30% ms, vs psykers 60%)

[nimble fiber]

but chasing the blue man is funny

[lusty turtle]

if you are running dueling sword or force sword, they have so much finesse that DD is a good option

not saying you have to run it, but its pretty fun

[frosty herald]

disrupt destiny is the marked thingies right?

[lusty turtle]

ye

kill marked target

get stack

[frosty herald]

but what if my teammates are more cracked than me

[lusty turtle]

stacks last 15 seconds max of 15, can upgrade for 30 stacks or 30 seconds duration

go for 30 second duration if ur worried about stack loss, gives you a lot more leeway

[nimble fiber]

just be the ultimate crackhead

[frosty herald]

hmmm

ill have to think about it

charges give me better survivability and damage

[median steeple]

this got me thinkin

[sterile stone]

[median steeple]

lmao what teh fuck

[nimble fiber]

huh

[lusty turtle]

iirc because of the finesse disrupt destiny actually provides more damage for dueling sword and force sword

AND you don't lose the stacks on activating scriers

but they just focus on different things

[nimble fiber]

playing sg with force sword and staff is based

[royal vortex]

i always lose stacks on activating scriers because i am contractually obligated to throw one (1) assail shard as scriers ends

[lusty turtle]

(he explodes)

[royal vortex]

💥

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

yeah idk I hopped on and idk what to do

the lure of new shit tmr is draining

[frosty herald]

waiting for tomorrow lmao

and duelist sword is so incredibly dumb

[median steeple]

back to staring at a wall for 8 hours

[frosty herald]

2 shotting crushers if you have a single uncanny

[nimble fiber]

new shogun episode tmr right?

[median steeple]

yes

[nimble fiber]

hell yeah

[median steeple]

I think its #9

so second to last week

[nimble fiber]

good that I ate before watching dungeon meshi

the expressions are god tier so far

[polar nexus]

New trailer out wooho

[misty mason]

Can't wait to see more beautiful deaths

[sterile stone]

You can carry Yams

🙂

[frosty herald]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN CARRY

[sterile stone]

I'm just sayin chief

I saw them last few matches

[misty mason]

Are you all excited for 200 recolours tomorrow?

[frosty herald]

not my fault

[nimble fiber]

lets link up next time cause Im tired of being the one that has to carry

[spare dome]

im not even a little excited cause its not stuff for me

[misty mason]

Title unlocked: The Unenthusiastic

[quaint verge]

If there is a "x amount of game time" achievement. I would get it instantly

[frosty herald]

2k playtime LMAO

and it doesnt work retroactively

so you have to start from scratch

[quaint verge]

[frosty herald]

My dumbass farming penances tomorrow knowing full well im going to wipe 20 times

[sterile stone]

Gotchu

[sterile stone]

Still haven't hit 1k hours

Can't make a "This is what 1k hours of darktide looks like" youtube video yet

[quaint verge]

I've made it to 1.5k since Dec

[sterile stone]

Hold on lemme check somethin

[quaint verge]

Hyper fictation be like

[sterile stone]

@royal vortex How many hours on danktide

I figured if anyone has the most amount of hours it Jash

[quaint verge]

2.6k

[sterile stone]

Lort

[quaint verge]

But he did a lot of testing in the test ground

[sterile stone]

762 hours

Since the beta

Word

[frosty herald]

Probs tied between josho and laz

[nimble fiber]

drake and jash

[sterile stone]

Dronk and Jash

[ivory marlin]

Im here fellow gamers

The long awaited return of jellypost

[nimble fiber]

yog is it u

[ivory marlin]

Damn

What happened to yog

[nimble fiber]

nah just kidding

[sterile stone]

Didn't Yog leave the server?

[ivory marlin]

And mort

[nimble fiber]

nah came back

[quaint verge]

Eh mort is probably having a melt down in said server

[frosty herald]

Yog is back

@shadow spruce balls

[median steeple]

gonades

[nimble fiber]

@void bison

[void bison]

[misty mason]

F R O G

[left iron]

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-big-nathan-jack-gif-18675724

[median steeple]

frog jiggle

[misty mason]

🐸

[void bison]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-frogs-frog-dance-cute-frog-pixie-frog-gif-3247309320219181848

[void bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/224204287985713154/1200517414715146282/ascend.gif

[quaint verge]

Did anyone see the momo metal show?

[sterile stone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046913589614747719/1083810392456831076/1_chensord_pls.gif?ex=65453415&is=6532bf15&hm=477b2f782537c1d28b00bb37f24a21c36785f83774efdc4cee65dbab95cf5259&

[sterile stone]

The what

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-scott-kennedy-resident-evil-re4r-re4-gif-27517782

[quaint verge]

Babymetal

[sterile stone]

Huh?

[nimble fiber]

know the band

group

person what ever

[sterile stone]

Wait

[nimble fiber]

oh yeah lol

[sterile stone]

Kpop star turned metal head?

What in the samhell

[quaint verge]

Ye

[nimble fiber]

anngak do a backflip pls

[sterile stone]

Ann to tall

[quaint verge]

Too fat*

[sterile stone]

Too American*

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[sterile stone]

You're a patriot bruther

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/spike-land-before-time-the-gif-25964904

[quaint verge]

I'm no patriot

I'm not falling for the nation brainwash

On any country

I go where there is good benifits and good work

[nimble fiber]

go to brown town they probably have good benefits and good work

[frosty herald]

To super earth you go

[sterile stone]

The democracy officer would like a word

[quaint verge]

There is no true democracy tho

[delicate shadow]

Nations be like gets made up out of thin air

[sterile stone]

If Sid Meier can do it

so can I

[quaint verge]

A true democracy would incl. Every person in the nation, but we know how dumb half the population is

[sterile stone]

That is the plight of humanity

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/monty-python-holy-grail-king-didnt-vote-gif-8051023

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/knights-ni-gif-23857214

[lusty turtle]

peak comedy

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken8-king-outro-flex-gif-27703003

[quaint verge]

They always find a way to bypass idiot proof

[sterile stone]

Reminds me of that KGB agent that defected

And gave a rundown about how stuff happens behind the scenes

But this ain't the place for that.

[quaint verge]

BTW have you read the tenets for uno_reverse-christians?

[sterile stone]

1st time hearing of it

[lusty turtle]

ye just a reminder this ain't the place for politics

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-dungeon-meshi-studio-trigger-delicious-in-dungeon-bread-gif-8005147423073286142

[heavy arch]

darktide hiatus is over

[quaint verge]

It's just a minor refresh

[heavy arch]

shh

let me boleieve

[lusty turtle]

banned

[sterile stone]

Skell is a oatmeal eater

Confirmed

[steep zenith]

Hey everyone, question about the mk 9 heavy sword

Is thrust a blessing on there?

[median steeple]

no

but you want headtaker deathblow on the heavy sword anyway

I think there is a third blessing you could run as well but I dont remember its name

[calm salmon]

rampage

[median steeple]

there we go

[sterile stone]

I been lookin fer you feller

[drifting wolf]

they made the oat into meal

[steep flame]

its like rolled oats soaked in milk

served hot

[misty mason]

I hope they do something about dailies at some point

[fleet zealot]

i think ferrets would be the perfect counter for chaos since they are so chaotic they out chaos chaos

[misty mason]

HD2s system is near perfect. It should encourage players to try a new build/weapon

[sterile stone]

So we throw you at the chaos spawn

[steep flame]

so like, is the update coming out today?

[misty mason]

E.g. kill 20 enemies from stealth
Kill 50 enemies while chastise is active

[royal vortex]

tomorrow

[royal vortex]

presumably coming with a crafting rework

[steep flame]

but its the 16th now

[royal vortex]

although i dont expect anything too crazy

[royal vortex]

not in the only timezone that matters (mine)

[fleet zealot]

i think it iwll be around NA/EU time

[steep flame]

tragic

[misty mason]

Yeah im not expecting a real change but it'd be nice

[sterile stone]

Given how the recent penances been

Simple but abundant tasks

Not to grating it puts you off

But not too tedious it becomes mind numbing

[royal vortex]

the big issue is that some contracts are simply awful

like books

[misty mason]

I just realised how great the design is behind HDs daily system

[sterile stone]

Scriptures aren't too bad

But I see no reason for anyone to ever use grimoires

[misty mason]

Getting me to try out Eagle airstrike and realising it was super good

And getting rewarded for it

[frosty herald]

1500 stunned kills

[misty mason]

That's excellent game design

[royal vortex]

they made grimoires even more redundant because before the contract changes they at least had a smaller target number

now scrips and grims go to the same total

[sterile stone]

I agree

[misty mason]

A simple rewarding encouragement to try new things on a repeating system is great

[sterile stone]

But there's really nothing you can do to change up grims for the better

[ivory marlin]

idk what to play

argus what game should i play

[sterile stone]

Unless it increased chances of getting legendary tier items

[royal vortex]

scrips should probably be like a 10% mats increased gain up to 30% based on how many u extract with and grims like 25% each

[sterile stone]

Which don't exist

[frosty herald]

Grims should be like vt2

[sterile stone]

Hearts of Iron

[frosty herald]

Just a flat health decrease for the person carrying

[nimble fiber]

dragons dogma 2

[misty mason]

They should definitely remove corruption creep from grims

Have a hard cap

[ivory marlin]

does it cost money?

[sterile stone]

I dunno

[ivory marlin]

thats out of my budget rn

[sterile stone]

I don't play those kinda games

[calm salmon]

shalom

[ivory marlin]

oh is it that city sim

[sterile stone]

Wheres the Ogg game

I finally got my taunt shield flow going

[misty mason]

Manor Lords looking good

[sterile stone]

Shits cash money

[frosty herald]

Taunts the entire horde at once

[calm salmon]

I don't follow

but shield+taunt is fun

[royal vortex]

shield + block taunt is entirely too good at disabling enemies that already basically don't exist

stop the shooter oppression

make them deal damage again

[spare dome]

yeah maybe they could stand to revert how they divvy up enemy ranged damage

there used to be so many regular ol' shooters

but i swear they took those old shooter blobs and packed five of them into a gunner nowadays

[royal vortex]

i actually get depressed every time i see an event wave haphazardly mix stalkers and shooters

[calm salmon]

I dunno man. Stalker Goon Squads still delete my toughness if I play dumb.

[royal vortex]

they need to be DIFFERENT

yeah stalkers arent fully lobotomized ai wise and actually hurt

shooters do not

at all

[spare dome]

except for scab, when your toughness runs out

[sterile stone]

Listen here buddy

[spare dome]

and suddenly every volley is a sniper shot

[sterile stone]

I clutched up with that taunt

[royal vortex]

when ur toughness runs out everything is suffering tbf

[calm salmon]

Ogryn taunt is just good.

What, 45 second cooldown or so for +25% damage?

[royal vortex]

but shooters are just sad

[calm salmon]

based and taunt pilled

[misty mason]

Why taunt when you can dakka

[sterile stone]

Adjusting to support psyker

Is pain though

Like I for the love of everything holy

I can't wrap my brain around psyker nor zealot

[frosty herald]

I mean you did well with the bubble

[sterile stone]

Yeah but the name of the build is "Infinite bubble spam"

[misty mason]

How to be good at zealot
Git gud at melee

[frosty herald]

But you shouldve used your trauma more on armored targets

[sterile stone]

And I have no idea how that shit works

I tried

I panicked tho when I was getting swamped by crushers and ragers

[frosty herald]

Its basically stopping ranged attacks and regens toughness real fast

You could also try out the wall shield

Cause theres a talent node to make the shield block enemies or smt

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-anime-studio-trigger-senshi-gif-17502713401808021002

[sterile stone]

Yeah but wall sheild mean

No toughness regen and 360 coverage

[misty mason]

Luv me bubbles

[calm salmon]

me waiting on the microwave

[frosty herald]

Thats true

[marble flint]

Anyone out here still doing the karnach twins with bells on? Haven't managed to finish it yet

[nimble fiber]

I wanna eat big crab

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-lock-in-locked-in-serious-meme-gif-13189278796605253304

[nimble fiber]

this seems familiar

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-anime-studio-trigger-laios-touden-gif-13070616757457397613

[nimble fiber]

one more dungeon meshi or sleep

[sterile stone]

Gotta lock in my gamer

[coarse birch]

I just like it cause you can do some interesting stuff in terms of playing around specials with it

[misty mason]

That would make the sister a psyker

[sterile stone]

I mean eh

Wall seems interesting if you're in a hall

[nimble fiber]

ooooh

[lusty turtle]

walls great in general it just requires better timing and placement

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/parasyte-shinichi-satomi-chop-block-anime-gif-6185057

[lusty turtle]

you do get 2 tho

[spare dome]

wall lets me feel like im actually trying

[coarse birch]

Thank you skele

I dont see enough wall appreciation

[sterile stone]

I don't wanna have to think

[coarse birch]

Tbf dome is just easier

[sterile stone]

Just bubble

[coarse birch]

Also skele you were right knife mobility is too high

[royal vortex]

nothings easy if ur as stupid as me

[sterile stone]

You say this right

You say this

Then I get psykers who die 10 times in a match

And have the gall to tell the rest of the team

"Don't die"

[coarse birch]

Even you wont play ogryn

[lusty turtle]

ogryn

[royal vortex]

those guys are half as dumb as i am. i can die 20 times in a quarter of a match

[coarse birch]

Skele 🤝

[lusty turtle]

[royal vortex]

if u play ogryn consistently u have a malaise of the soul

[sterile stone]

I read that to fast

I thought you typed

Mayonnaise of the soul

[royal vortex]

amazing

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[lusty turtle]

im sorry args

[coarse birch]

One day dt will have 4 classes

[lusty turtle]

in place of ur brain, there is stan

[oak ermine]

Guess what

[royal vortex]

😔

[oak ermine]

It's terminal

[left iron]

[lusty turtle]

i'm sorry to hear that 😔

i will not be working on a cure

[sterile stone]

You're an evil alligator

They will turn you into nuggets

And you will be fed to the Floridians

[coarse birch]

Ogryns dont deserve the cure

[lusty turtle]

damn, args HATES crusher rework

this is fucked up

[lusty turtle]

its so over for you

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[left iron]

Ogryn main

[coarse birch]

My ogryn is 200 levels behind 3rd lowest

It will stay this way

Not even level 70

[left iron]

Im pretty sure mine is just slightly above 100

[raven saffron]

why didnt you cunts ever tell me the thunder hammer was this gnarly

im falling in love

[sterile stone]

Where's the level 1000 ogryns

[coarse birch]

Attempting to fix their bricked pcs that hopefully comes with picking ogryn in the new patch

[frosty herald]

Flexxing that 1mil kills frame

[coarse birch]

I think im finally close to 1 mil

[fleet zealot]

i remember I was camping with my family and there was a territorial as hell chipmunk that "barked" at us all the time

[coarse birch]

850k last i checked

[nimble fiber]

did u bark back

[royal vortex]

the malware is being sent en masse

[lusty turtle]

josho n yoshi wanna do a match or 2?

[fleet zealot]

no

[sterile stone]

Don't fall for his flexing

[coarse birch]

Sure

[sterile stone]

He still doesn't have the investigation portrait

[royal vortex]

i can unfortunately play darktide