zealot-class

[tropic pelican]

The blood is diluting

[north sedge]

consent is important

[full nebula]

is the mk2 eviserator a servicable weapon?

[delicate shadow]

we live in interesting times

[full nebula]

i know its not busted like the 15

[north sedge]

yes

15 isnt busted either, it's pretty good

both pretty good

[full nebula]

idk

being able to dump ability and no brain swing for the fences is pretty op

[delicate shadow]

tbf Joho couhligc sounds like a bosnian designer brand

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-darkest-timeline-community-gif-18212973

[fleet zealot]

both are good mk15 is just easier

[delicate shadow]

I do love the lottery of zelchat

very tzeentchian

[fleet zealot]

i dare say mk2 has a higher potential but it just takes more work which isn't necessary imo

[tropic pelican]

Quack

[north sedge]

there were times it was more slaanesh

[delicate shadow]

indeed

[hushed knoll]

It's a pillow

Dough have I told you about my chillow

[royal vortex]

lmao

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-james-franco-liz-lemon-30rock-take-a-bow-gif-21961875

yes you have stan

there was a whole chillow saga

[hushed knoll]

NO NOT THAT KIND OF PILLOW

[delicate shadow]

is that james franco in the middle?

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-love-with-and-common-law-married-to-a-japanese-body-pillow-james-franco-30rock-im-in-love-with-a-body-pillow-gif-21916372

yes

as himself

[delicate shadow]

hilarious

I love how he literally doesn't age

bro has looked the exact same ever sicne the spiderman movies

[north sedge]

the whole episode is about him faking a normal relationship while he's actually in love with and married to a bodypillow

then has a threesome with tina fey and the pillow

[delicate shadow]

based

[north sedge]

great episode of 30 rock

[lusty turtle]

hi zealot cha-

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-darkest-timeline-community-gif-18212973

haha

[delicate shadow]

things have been hectic

[sterile stone]

I got second hand flashbang

[delicate shadow]

look at these scars

[hushed knoll]

HI SKELLY

Don't listen to these hopes

Hoes

[delicate shadow]

there's no hopes

[royal vortex]

u missed the strike team rando calling me a god after witnessing my knife gameplay

[north sedge]

but my hoes and dreams

[fleet zealot]

who unironically likes lima beans here

[delicate shadow]

wait you can call him skelly but I get fuckin INDIAN EXETER aksngkasnhkfdhn

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/qEgUFcxIR4o?si=-jWmQNLANo1veJ_t

[delicate shadow]

ngl never tried them

[hushed knoll]

He was Sweden for a wbiile

Silky

While

[lusty turtle]

im sorry he had to suffer like that

[sterile stone]

Most beans are gross ngl fam

[north sedge]

what

beans are great

[royal vortex]

i farmed plasteel for him

[hushed knoll]

Ligma beans

[delicate shadow]

sweden silky sounds like a fatshark socks marketing pitch

[lusty turtle]

🥹

[hushed knoll]

What does the single e stand for

[lusty turtle]

why

[delicate shadow]

nah man chilli beans, kidney beans and black beans go hard

[hushed knoll]

Remember when I thought FS was French Canadian

[delicate shadow]

mexican food without beans ain't the same

[sterile stone]

Aren't chili beans just kidney beans?

[lusty turtle]

stan hates me

[hushed knoll]

Plain greek yogurt is basically the same as sour cream

NO I DON'T

[sterile stone]

I'm sorry what

[hushed knoll]

I've put greek yogurt on Mexican food before

[delicate shadow]

no for the purposes of making it sound like there's more than only 2 beans I can think of, they count as different

[sterile stone]

I don't know a single soul who would just gulp a spoon full of sour cream

Yogurt sure

[lusty turtle]

indian forgetting jumping beans 😔

[hushed knoll]

I dip tortilla chips into plain sour cream

[delicate shadow]

I've never seen jumping beans irl ok

so I cannae comment

[hushed knoll]

Are you scoruyurhg

Scotusi

Scotish

Scottish

[lusty turtle]

they're beans with bugs in em

its why they jump

[delicate shadow]

nah, part Irish tho

[fleet zealot]

i like a lot of beans besides lima and black

[delicate shadow]

I love black beans

[royal vortex]

i am

[delicate shadow]

black bean and beef burrito my beloved

[hushed knoll]

😒

[lusty turtle]

gotta add scotusi to the end of ur name incan

[hushed knoll]

Pink beans are way better

[lusty turtle]

sounds exotic

[hushed knoll]

Ponto

[delicate shadow]

refried beans also go hard

[hushed knoll]

Pinto

[royal vortex]

ponto

[lusty turtle]

pink beans are pretty great

[delicate shadow]

pinto beans are also good, I forgor about them

[hushed knoll]

Ur pretty geyat

Grat

Great

[delicate shadow]

geyat af

[hushed knoll]

why can;'t; I type

[lusty turtle]

josho adopting a name over being joho joho joho joho

smh

[delicate shadow]

Joho couhlgic

[hushed knoll]

In't joho a ruegoon in Porkmeon

[royal vortex]

incan's pretty gyatt

[hushed knoll]

Oh my god

[royal vortex]

i

i guess

[hushed knoll]

I meant a region ikn Pokremto

Poropmeon

[sterile stone]

[hushed knoll]

I CANT

[delicate shadow]

if my zoomereese is up to date and I've interpreted this right, this statement actually is true

[north sedge]

porkmeon has to be a german pornos

[hushed knoll]

Pokemokn

[lusty turtle]

stan is dying

this is fucked up

[hushed knoll]

Pokemon

[royal vortex]

the beast is suffocating me

[sterile stone]

Stan is running off a used tesla battery

[north sedge]

jesus

[fleet zealot]

do you smell burnt toast

[sterile stone]

He needs to eat more lithium

[hushed knoll]

NO

[fleet zealot]

do you have feeling in your arms and face?

[lusty turtle]

porkmeon sounds like a dish i'd order while i was in newzealand

[hushed knoll]

ACT FAST

FACE

ARMS

SPEECH

TIME

[sterile stone]

[fleet zealot]

[royal vortex]

stan is a 3 times stroke survivor

[delicate shadow]

did you go to a hangi pit

[hushed knoll]

That's how you know you have as stork

torek

Stroke

[north sedge]

stork

[royal vortex]

torek

[north sedge]

torek is a star trek character im sure

[sterile stone]

Sounds like one

[hushed knoll]

I'll star your trek

[delicate shadow]

so true

[hushed knoll]

God my feet are so warm from fiction

Friction

[delicate shadow]

form over fiction eh

[sterile stone]

I can't feel my liver I'm laughing so hard

[lusty turtle]

I AM TOREK

[hushed knoll]

Liver I hardly know head

Hr

Her

[delicate shadow]

[lusty turtle]

https://youtu.be/JUcMCOytBnY

[royal vortex]

i thought u were a head expert

posin ass bitch

[hushed knoll]

I am

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/spock-star-trek-may-the-force-be-with-you-may-the-force-star-wars-gif-26007065

[hushed knoll]

Is this Lara craft

Croft

[lusty turtle]

yes turok is lara craft

surely

[sterile stone]

Lara Craft, Laura Croft's artist cousin.

[royal vortex]

he says his name

[hushed knoll]

U can't do the fuckin Spab hand

I

Spock

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lara-croft-tomb-raider-angry-gif-13282398

[royal vortex]

why cant he do the spab hand

[lusty turtle]

see, the same person

[hushed knoll]

God why was she still hot in w001

2001

Or 199y

[delicate shadow]

the polygons

[hushed knoll]

Or whenver

1992

[sterile stone]

Stan attracted to polygons

[delicate shadow]

a polygonist

[hushed knoll]

I sweat what you dd there

See

Did

[delicate shadow]

[royal vortex]

stan sweats polygons

[lusty turtle]

stan sees through his sweat

[north sedge]

3d graphics didn't even exist in 1992

[lusty turtle]

thats fucked up

[hushed knoll]

OK SWEATY

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

I CAN'T TAKE AN UBER THAT'S TOO EXPENSIVE

NEEEEEXT

[delicate shadow]

drive

[lusty turtle]

what did he mean by this

[hushed knoll]

I'm refrencwibg somehting feom my mind

[delicate shadow]

never change stan

[sterile stone]

Mans speaking in brain freeze

[fleet zealot]

you've lost your marbles

[lusty turtle]

did stan ever have them

[delicate shadow]

the goose is loose and the loose is goose

[hushed knoll]

Marbles are a chess going hazard

Chokign

Choking

[sterile stone]

Chess with marbles

[delicate shadow]

I used to play marbles in school, it had a big popularity spike for some reason

[fleet zealot]

chess going hazard

[royal vortex]

everything's a choking hazard if u aint a bitch

[hushed knoll]

@north sedge CHINESE CHESS CHINESE CHESS

God my legs won't stop

[fleet zealot]

stan

okay seriously

stretch, make sure you are hydrated, not too hot or cold

[hushed knoll]

Have you ever been in a sleeping bag and pretended you were a grub or a larva

[fleet zealot]

and if you are hungry eat a few bites of filler of your choice

[fleet zealot]

nvm you a lost cause

[hushed knoll]

Filler?

I like salary crackers

[sterile stone]

[hushed knoll]

Caitlin

Saltine

[royal vortex]

"it's not a sensory thing"

[hushed knoll]

It's not

[fleet zealot]

caitlin crackers

[hushed knoll]

Where's your sense of adventure

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/caitlyn-caitlyn-league-caitlyn-arcane-caitlyn-kiramman-league-of-legends-gif-23793193

[hushed knoll]

My computer is sliding down my chest towards my face

And it is oddly scary

[sterile stone]

Wait

[fleet zealot]

germans broke gravity

[sterile stone]

How the hell are you laying for that to happen

Unless you're laying down

With your back arched

[hushed knoll]

I have it on my chest

Lying on my back

[sterile stone]

Stan do you drink mustard

[hushed knoll]

No wtf

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/la-noire-gif-22863215

[hushed knoll]

I’ve bed angled too much and now I am exhausted

Angeled

[versed turtle]

I heard yall liked Rending

[tropic harbor]

Is there a gif of a beast of Nurgle eating someone?

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-darktide-stop-wait-cease-gif-2247250952699468598

Stop right there

[tropic harbor]

It’s not that, My older brother fosters kittens and sent me a Snapchat of one trying to eat the water bowl. I wanna say “om nom nom”, send the gif,

Then say “☝️ kitten”

[daring chasm]

hmm this melk buy is pretty sweet right?

[dense anchor]

Forgive me God Emperor for I have sinned....I played knife zealot for the first time and really enjoyed it

[proper gyro]

Knife zealot is fun

I really like bleed knife even though meta losers tell me it sucks (I'm still cracked out of my fucking mind)

[dense anchor]

One shotting crushers is fun

[proper gyro]

Literally carried another team on my back yesterday playing bleed knife zealot

[proper gyro]

I'm not built for that with bleed knife but yeah that is fun

That's why I like my thrust hammer build

Kills everything quick as fuck

[misty mason]

Can someone explain this meme to my zealot

[dense anchor]

Man that chest is drippy but I love my candle armor

[royal vortex]

double knife duo

[sterile stone]

I thought this was over

But seeing knife gremlins in my auric maelstrom getting rolled like zoomer ice cream

Hurts my soul

[royal vortex]

the shit knife i used for it

[spare dome]

alright fatshark hear me out

precog

for the tac axes

[royal vortex]

my pipe dream is all or nothing (but just cleave and damage, no impact) for crusher

[sterile stone]

Altruism kills folks

[north sedge]

Bleed knife never truly dies,it merely hibernates

[fleet zealot]

lacerate and flesh tearer until it is done

[coarse birch]

legendary

thank god for psyker push stam or doing those last objectives might have gotten weird

[royal vortex]

u can do it with vet too

granted normally u have a weapon with cleave

[coarse birch]

yeah this is a very particular situation

[maiden path]

chat..

i crashed godhand by gambling too hard (setting my game speed to 500 and save stating when I won and lost)

https://tenor.com/view/gamba-gif-25945486

i think if you say you carried your team

you should be forced at gunpoint to upload said match

[fleet zealot]

or at least scoreboard mod with the equipment

[proper gyro]

I run auric maelstroms with bleed knife and go down like maybe twice in a round

If you can't cut it with a non meta build it's literally just a skill issue

I'm out here being jolly and shit with my bleed knife not giving a fuck what some meta build dweeb yaps in my ear

[fair igloo]

that doesn't sound jolly 😭

[proper gyro]

It's amazing how much better this game is when you don't have some bitch in your ear telling you that your build is trash

[coral trellis]

Just got this off Melk. What I do?

[maiden path]

please dont get off to melk

i think its a crime

[coral trellis]

Only if he knows

[maiden path]

i think its a crime both ways

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-21st-century-humor-taha-korkmaz-gif-25248475

[north sedge]

🦻 your build is crap

[coral trellis]

Oops, forgot to add pic

[maiden path]

mfs with real shitty builds never tell anyone its shit

[sterile stone]

Flashbacks to the guy that had a mental breakdown when he was told his build wasn't that good

[maiden path]

like me

[sterile stone]

And he said he was better than everyone at the game

[maiden path]

or is it like me

[sterile stone]

Good times

[maiden path]

mods pull up my build

i posted it once

[coral trellis]

Mmmm, I think I'm up there skill wise

[maiden path]

DELETED AFTER 30 DAYS

[coral trellis]

Builds that depend on other player's builds is worthless. What you gonna do if you last one standing

[maiden path]

SWAG?

[sterile stone]

I mean like half the skill gap of darktide is just being aware of your surroundings.

[maiden path]

sounds like your not as good as you think pal!

[north sedge]

thunderstrike to hammer blow, infested to flak/maniac/cara...kinda preference

[coral trellis]

Thanks, appreciate it

[maiden path]

i can off kilter make my build hold on

[coral trellis]

Me?

[maiden path]

nvm fuck that

[coral trellis]

Facts

or making smart choices

[maiden path]

yea you!

haha

jk...

[coral trellis]

Ah

[maiden path]

or am i not joking and do not wish to engage in conflict

[coral trellis]

Was gonna say, we can get a match going

[maiden path]

i do not own this game

[north sedge]

dont mind beb beb, he's an idiot constantly shadowboxing with himself

[maiden path]

no

i am not

[coral trellis]

Pfft

Noted

[maiden path]

they are attacking me because they know i am above them

they are alike monkeys formulating a plan with their combined intelligence to escape

and i am the zoo keeper

they claw at my ivory tower and i hit them with a long stick

[north sedge]

(every monkey is himself)

[coral trellis]

Interesting metaphor

Just want to double check, I make this right for Zealot?

[north sedge]

surgical instead of crucian

[coral trellis]

Thanks again

[north sedge]

🫡

[maiden path]

dude the hunters in divison 2 look so badass

i wish the game didnt suck so hard

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ogryn-fly-darktide-explode-goodbye-gif-16510274390543607132

[sterile stone]

I'M SO GLAD THEY FINALLY REVEALED WHAT THEY ARE

[maiden path]

what are they?

i still operate under the theory its a bunch of goverment agents killing agents

or whatevrt

[sterile stone]

1st and 2nd wave agents tasked to kill other divison agents that divert from the mission.

[maiden path]

wtf 1st and 2nd wave.........

[sterile stone]

Yes

[maiden path]

what about the divison 2 ones!!

those fuckers just kill you for no reason!!

[sterile stone]

You literally meet a 2nd wave agent

He's a manhunt

That you don't find out about

[maiden path]

wtf are manhunts

[sterile stone]

Until you get the mission to kill him

[maiden path]

i saw them like once

can i redo them

[sterile stone]

Manhunts are like seasonal kill list

[maiden path]

i want some of the cosmetics from them

wtf

[sterile stone]

I think like 2 seasons ago

Was the Recruiter

[maiden path]

my fuckinG INTERNET

WONT LET ME SEND IAMGES

[sterile stone]

Tl;dr

Hunters kill agents cause their directive is to obey the president

Or current body of government power

The division as of right now is classed as rogue since they are diverting this mission

By helping civilians and dismantling terrorist groups

So hunters get activated to kill these agents

[maiden path]

FUCKING FINALLY

how do i get his outfit

[sterile stone]

To steer the division back to obeying th epresident

[maiden path]

how do i get the backpack.,..........

[maiden path]

ik u can get the hunter backpack but i dont remember!

[sterile stone]

It looks like the legendary backpack momento Mori

[maiden path]

divison 2 doesnt have fucking cross save

why are game companies so fucking STUPID

i want them all to BLOW UP

this is not the fucking 90's anymore why cant i just do cross-progression

[sterile stone]

I dunno man

I ask bethesda that all the time with fallou t76

[maiden path]

i think its egregious the amount of games with cross-play but no cross-save

what are new cosmetics

in divison 2

free

FREE

i dont wanna pay like 40 bucks for an outfit

i wish divison 2 had the same aesthetic as divison 1

snowy new york with an m16 and bundled up to my fucking neck with tactical gear under is badass

this shit was so hard

[sterile stone]

D1 cosmetics are ass

The armored up brick shit house aestetic is much better in D2

[maiden path]

ok pal

keep da cosmetics to the pros (me)

[sterile stone]

Aren't you the same guy who thought wearing trash bags on zealot was style

[fair igloo]

if a potato sack is good enough for marilyn monroe a potato sack is good enough for me

[delicate shadow]

yo nice firefighter fit

[maiden path]

yes because it is

people always attack waht they dont understand........

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/50cent-car-bye-gif-12996685

[zinc talon]

which is why I spend all my time killing heretics, bugs, robots, and my intrusive gay thoughts

[coarse dagger]

It's time to attack social cues)

[median steeple]

the event crate they were in iirc

[sterile stone]

D1 fits were mid

D2 was better

[fleet zealot]

I made a mistake and looked at reddit while scrolling

People legitimately saying go thunderous bloodletter chainaxe on veteran

I dont want to wake up

Just go power blessings and ramp up

[ripe chasm]

That ferret picture is adorable

[fleet zealot]

Thanks

[stable cypress]

have you considered not looking at reddit

[ripe chasm]

You're welcome, also your name is amazing. I got a good chuckle out of it when I first saw it

[fleet zealot]

My mistake truely

Simply dodging sleep by mindlessly scrolling

[stable cypress]

its important to not neglect self care

[fleet zealot]

My body didnt give 2 shits when i gave it proper self care

Months upon months of doing all these tricks to sleep better just for nothing to work so i just stopped caring

[sterile stone]

Weed helps

Just sayin

[stable cypress]

it was more of a joke about not looking at reddit but yeah I got chronic insomnia, can't do shit about it lmao

[ripe chasm]

I feel that, I have horrible sleep issues as well and a lot of things don't work for me

[fleet zealot]

It does

Not for sleep tho

Need to get some for the 20th

[sterile stone]

White noise isn't bad either

[fleet zealot]

White noise covered

Fans

Standing fan

[sterile stone]

I was meaning more like

A youtube video to watch

While in bed

[fleet zealot]

Too much noise bad

Makes my hyper vigilance pop off

[sterile stone]

ASMR?

[fleet zealot]

Tried that with radio before

One advertisement and ill pop up awake

Right now fan and earplugs

Nice and comfy

[sterile stone]

Word

Gameplay videos usually take me out

One moment I'm watching modded fallout 4

Next thing I know

It's 6 am

And a video about the lore of volcano sharks is up

[ember yew]

https://youtu.be/CccvuY_waNs

[sterile stone]

Seen nothin but people yapping about the explosive crossbow

[median steeple]

all I know is that the dmr and thermite is abd

bad

[sterile stone]

The bolt action explosive rifle?

[zinc talon]

just got that one

the radius of the blast on those bullets is impressive to say the least

I hit an ATST with it and killed the one standing next to it, both through their front plating

but if something closes on you your options disappear very very quickly

excellent accuracy even over distance, it's not on a firing arc

[ripe quest]

All three new primaries are good.

Thermite is just kinda goofy and doesn't work 1/4th of the time

[zinc talon]

new DMR keeps its shot group nice and tight even at medium range

even with rapid firing

but I don't mesh very well with it myself

[ripe quest]

Once they fix it it'll be the only grenade capable of killing Chargers and Bile Titans at a decent speed

[median steeple]

the most broken thing to even exist and I love it

[zinc talon]

yeah thermite is disappointing

not to mention the preternatural accuracy you need to stick something

[ripe quest]

Crossbow and Eruptor are both really fun. Adjudicator is an upgrade to Lib Pen which is super welcome

[zinc talon]

but a single thermite, when it works, will pop a tank

[median steeple]

people praising thermite for killing tanks in two when impacts do that aswell and are more useful

[zinc talon]

that's the whole thing about thermite IRL too so it jives

it burns so hot it just melts and sinks through

so stick tanks on the top, barrel or tread segments both

idk about sticking the sides tho

[median steeple]

my main disapointment is the armor passives

and the fireman armor having the wrong passive

[zinc talon]

I swear if you throw a thermite grenade at the side of a tank and you're right up on the tank, they like disappear

I do wish there was more interchangability with the passive duos

man I'd love 30% throwing and 50% explosive

but it's either throwing/recoil or explosive/limb

btw if you're not using the 50% explosive resist against ribbits you'reo doing yourself a great disservice

[median steeple]

I dont even care for the most part for passives

I wear armor for the drip 90% of the time

[zinc talon]

it turns those obnoxious cross map rockets from jump scare oneshots to ragdoll shenanigans

HA

[median steeple]

been meaning to try heavy armor for bots tho

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/culture-man-of-culture-cultured-gif-10903367

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/therussianbadger-liberal-sips-gif-20927369

[zinc talon]

I swear by it

[median steeple]

since heavy is ass for bugs

[zinc talon]

the white heavy armor with the servo arm and leg is my go to

and the fat suit is just chef's kiss

[ripe quest]

[zinc talon]

ALSO LEMME THROW YOU A CURVE BALL

[sterile stone]

The jugg suit is fucking ballin

[zinc talon]

ballistic shield.

like, the shield you carry in your arm

plus the slow firing SMG

you can hunker down in place and just soak everything except explosives

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/23EivSxPbnedbc/d1337xJ7V4DV?invite=cr-MSxpUHIsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

[sterile stone]

This is gonna the ban eof every pub lobby

[zinc talon]

and now, the shield stays in your hands when you get knocked around

most of the time anyway, there's something I haven't identified that'lkl still make you drop it

[ripe quest]

I caused someone to get mad when I hit them with it

[sterile stone]

Wait

It isn't even out yet

[zinc talon]

is that launcher a mod weapon

[median steeple]

no its in the files and offical

[sterile stone]

It's a upcoming stratagem

[zinc talon]

oh gawd a cluster explosive weapon is gonna make people salt the earth around their homes

[median steeple]

I was hoping it would come out when the gunships dropped but I guess not

[sterile stone]

I've seen the dual auto cannon mech aswell

[median steeple]

also

[sterile stone]

It seems nice

[zinc talon]

!

[median steeple]

fuck cannon turrets

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/23nUlkLtMCaZW3/d13377mJvkbU?invite=cr-MSw2UHMsMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

[zinc talon]

yeah really

at least give it like, a sniper flash warning

jesus christ the jumpscare of staring at a cannon turret when it decides to fire at you

I yelp out loud

[sterile stone]

Towers are why I now embrace eats

Even tho it takes 3 to kill it

[zinc talon]

thankfully the eagle rockets will prioritize cannon turrets really nicely

[median steeple]

the quasar cannon has made them bearable but before that I used the AC to take them out

[zinc talon]

also, eagle rockets, wow

the blast radius is so tiny you can really rely on them when it's danger close

if it prioritizes say a tank, the shot grouping of the rockets is smaller than the dimentions of the tank

and if you just throw the beacon at a cannon tower's base all 6 land perfectly on top

they can be disappointing against hulks moving at a full clip

they land behind a lot of the time

[sterile stone]

Im gonna be real

Not a fan of gas

[zinc talon]

heh I just love gas because of the shenanigans it causes

[median steeple]

it does not work i feel like

[zinc talon]

but yes, EMS is a much better denial weapon

I take EMS prolly more often than anything else except the mech

luv me mek, simpl az

[median steeple]

mfs who run non ems mortars on bugs are asshats and will be reported to the democracy officer

[sterile stone]

Why not mix and match

[zinc talon]

but going from bugs to ribbits changes your playstyle from 40k dreadnought power fantasy to inner city mechwarrior 5 peek and pray

[sterile stone]

EMS and regular mortars

[median steeple]

thats the go to for bots

at least

for the old extermination mission

the new one is so bad

[zinc talon]

the number of times I've peeked corners, had the perfect line of sight on something, and left clicked with my launcher still behind cover

https://tenor.com/view/cliff-barnes-dallas-ken-kercheval-gif-21057651

[median steeple]

god the plasma is a the kingpin of this shit

[zinc talon]

oh speaking of that new mission

[median steeple]

especially on jungle worlds

[ripe quest]

I use Spear for peak 1 taps

[zinc talon]

we just totally aced a 7, like we had 12 reinforcements left

what we did is, we dropped on the SW edge of the base

[median steeple]

when it works

[zinc talon]

let them all start filing out the west exit

[sterile stone]

I was just about to say

Did they fix the spear

[median steeple]

no

[zinc talon]

then stayed on the outside of the base and curled around to the east side

[median steeple]

they buffed its ammo tho

[ripe quest]

Just aim it properly L

[zinc talon]

on the east, there's a lot of room for sentries

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/quick-shot-the-ghoul-fallout-gunslinger-sent-flying-back-gif-11543392434448609229

[zinc talon]

and the north/south bottlenecks are small and far from center

we did it by accident but we totally cheezed the mmission

[ripe quest]

It sometimes has issues when hitting the barrel of a tank or cannon turret but all rockets have that issue.

[zinc talon]

an ems will bottleneck half the enemies at the north entrance

and tanks can't fit through there so they pile up

[ripe quest]

But like Spear is goated for stuff like this

[zinc talon]

throw your sentries out of bounds but still with line of sight

and they won't hit the team in the center

like I'm still doing the math on all the ways we compltetly sidestepped the intended difficulty

and the job was a 7 so no slouch

[ripe quest]

Obligatory 7 is ez

[zinc talon]

honestly now that they've figured out the multiple spawn thing with their director

[median steeple]

7 is comfy to play

[zinc talon]

it's just being completely overrun on small maps that still grinds my gears

[humble dome]

Croissant cannon i like it more

[median steeple]

and helldive rn is just

woe

hulk upon ye

I play 8 for fast XP

[zinc talon]

yeah, point and laugh idc but 6 is my sweet spot

[median steeple]

since past 60 its pain to level up in a fashionable time

[zinc talon]

the tier I have the most enjoyment of the mission

reinforcements last a long time, only time you really run low is if you have a problem person on your team or people throw the beacon at a patrol's feet

plenty of downtime which good lord, is downtime important for enjoyment of the game

just, LET ME CALL IN A TIME OUT

[ripe quest]

I really want to play 9s since it's at least somewhat difficult but my goto groups stay at 7 a lot. Probs a bad habit farm for me since I do dumb shit all of the time since there's no way we go below 10 reinforces anyway otherwise.

[humble dome]

Reinforcement are needed when they put you to defend civils or destroy bug nest in 5 mins

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/go-on-ntc-gif-13226185

croissant you say

[humble dome]

Yesss is goated i love it

[ripe quest]

Just do the civi defence strat and you can do it with like ~3-4 deaths max

[zinc talon]

yeah I swear by localization confusion for extraction work

it may not work in all missions but man is it a godsend for those

[ripe quest]

If you all pile in there you just get dogged on and you can't keep up unless to go uber DPS on dropships.

[zinc talon]

oh speaking of

I nailed a dropship with a fuckin orbital precision strike

didn't pop it

[ripe quest]

You can drop them with it if you hit the thrusters

[sterile stone]

No one uses the mechs

Sadge

[zinc talon]

I guess quasar or anti tank on the corner engines are the only things that bring em down

I use the mech every chance I get that it's not a net liability for the map type

[ripe quest]

70% of randoms are shit tier bottom feeders tbf.

[zinc talon]

I've even gaslit my regular squadmates into carrying a spare mech in case I get punked or run out of em

[ripe quest]

Mechs are goated on bugs. Once the Emancipator comes out you'll see usage on bots more often.

[zinc talon]

so I can always be fire supporty

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-respect-that-thats-cool-alrighty-then-ink-master-gif-16616526

[zinc talon]

I just LOVE fighting bugs in a mech

[sterile stone]

@median steeple https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxOcYFEwYyoOs7Nw1IK3EM8wIdrA_tjzeh?si=cC5D4XpqneVJdJVs

[ripe quest]

Eruptor can from what I saw but you need multiple people to do it in time. Otherwise you need stratagem explosives (380 and 120 can do it from time to time), rockets, or mechs. On paper scorcher and punisher plasma should be able to too but they need multiple people probs.

[humble dome]

I like fighting bugs more than robots . And idk but i feel bugs are harder to deal with in higher diff.

[median steeple]

bro fucking died

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/jGU0-PBe-ug?si=u5CNsKr0M2drDT0y

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/laughexe-gif-20955944

Mans 360 no scoped with a snub nose revolver

[zinc talon]

the mech fire lasted longer than the breach

[median steeple]

I love mechs being usable in bots now but MAN

the missles being bugged pisses me off

[zinc talon]

oh?

[sterile stone]

What the fuck

Mech's have melee?

[zinc talon]

yes, with F

[sterile stone]

I've tried that

And it doesn't do shit

[zinc talon]

maybe it's a hold?

my melee button works on foot and in mech at least

[ripe quest]

Outside of the aiming nerfs they work great, what's the bug?

[zinc talon]

they don't shoot lower than the horizon, as in you can't be above something looking down

their firing arc doesn't go lower than 0* level

also, your targeting reticle

shifts according to the last thing you fired

[median steeple]

I refuse to believe the missiles not being able to shoot more down is a intended and them firing to the left of the crosshair

[zinc talon]

to give you a true left/right angle

[ripe quest]

They can shoot a bit lower but they changed it to fix the turning and blowing yourself up thing. Now replaced with shooting while moving.

[zinc talon]

so firing the first missile after using the cannon is not the angle the missile goes

it will land left of your reticle center

[median steeple]

I am fine with the missiles needing more finesse to kill things like how they changed the need to actaul hit things to kill them

but man

once a charger gets close its so over and I have to back peddle so far just to even try to hit him

[zinc talon]

turn your mech sideways

the mech can't be staggered from the left or right

cuz of the mechanics of the legs

[median steeple]

they can be staggered?

[zinc talon]

also you can sidestep chargers in a mech but it's a tough thing to learn

[median steeple]

I've never noticed them being staggered

[zinc talon]

well when you get charged and you get the concussion effect

if you're sideways to a charger it'll still hit you but dink off of you

also if you're walking backwards it doesn't seem to concuss you

I thiiiiiink a well timed stomp at the exact moment you should will stun a charger before he hits you

I'm very likely wrong and it was something else though

[median steeple]

also have you noticed more bodies getting stuck in the mechs legs

I find it amusing

[zinc talon]

heh yeah it's hilarious when it lines up correctly

oh my god so my friend just got HD and is still in the headless chicken confused screaming stage

so I walk around showing him this or that

I found a single solitary robot landmine

and was like 'OOOH COME OPEN THIS SAMPLE BOX'

[median steeple]

its always fun seeing new people join the war

[zinc talon]

so he runs in full speed

[median steeple]

evil

[zinc talon]

and SHRIEKS when it goes off

[sterile stone]

Air burst gaming

[zinc talon]

he's still a lil mad at me and it happened two days ago

but, valid. deserved.

he was doin some pretty good work tonight with the lib pen of all things

[median steeple]

I want them to change and make warriors spawn more than hunters

I miss my little guys

[zinc talon]

hunters are the only enemy type in HD that have legitimately made me rage

[median steeple]

I hate hunters, hulks, and devastators

[zinc talon]

oh, hulks

[median steeple]

since heavy devs have aimbot that go sideways out of their gun

[zinc talon]

the flamethrower arm on a hulk is actually very explosive

you can pop it with one well placed explosive round

[median steeple]

yeah its funny

[zinc talon]

I had no idea, actually just did that by accident tonight

[median steeple]

I always shoot the arm off first

[zinc talon]

also they fire the flamer at chest height too

you can dive under it

[median steeple]

the new fire damage is fucking bonkers

[zinc talon]

provided terrain is level and the wind is blowing southeast at 2mph

and the stars align

yeah new fire damage is silly

I'm in metal alloy armor and I step on a shin high grass fire

[humble dome]

Kinda op actually

[zinc talon]

and I have two seconds to dive or die?

[median steeple]

I love dying instantly

also fire damage is still bugged for non host players

[zinc talon]

it's the capes, I know it's the capes

that's why we're so flammable

[humble dome]

If you see fire comming your way you dont think you just go prone😂😂😂

[zinc talon]

unless that fire is a tornado.

I've made that mistake

[humble dome]

Yeah i hate that planet

[zinc talon]

happy news then fren

[median steeple]

I just spam heal since it gives you invincibility for like 3s

[zinc talon]

there are two more on the boards tonight

both high temp, both fire naders

[humble dome]

[zinc talon]

what I've noticed though

[humble dome]

For the empreh!

[zinc talon]

I think the twisters are on a timer of some kind

when they all start hunting people

[humble dome]

Oh wait wrong sentence for democracy!

[zinc talon]

especially during events like extraction timers

cuz multiple will hunt every person on the team, then they just go away

I think it's a message-less timer that causes them to spawn and hunt

[median steeple]

helldive bug extractions/exterminations are back to the old spawns btw

so many fucking titans and chargers

[humble dome]

Yeah i saw that yesterday we had little time to extract and surrounded by bots on all sides and those freaking fire tornados all of them on our ship

[zinc talon]

that's four I think with a fifth behind the rocks

[median steeple]

yeah the new update fucked spawns again

like a week ago im pretty sure

so many titans and patrols of like 10 hulks

its bananas

https://tenor.com/view/martin-cabello-boop-banana-phone-bananas-captioned-gif-gif-22151606

[humble dome]

You use the tickle master 5000 i like it

[zinc talon]

heh there's a point at which that just stops being fun and even LOLWAT funny for video footage

and just becomes stressful

miss me with that shit

[median steeple]

cant wait for the blues to show up and be bots and crack

[zinc talon]

I hope they're communists or something

anti-super-earth-pseudo-fascism

[median steeple]

They're hippes

Iorc

Iirc

[zinc talon]

plus communists aren't technically people so there's no ethical dilemma to killing thenm

[median steeple]

They were intune with nature and shit

[zinc talon]

sounds treasonouts

[median steeple]

The bugs and fascists, bots/cyborgs are commies, and the illums are hippies or something

[zinc talon]

heh I do really enjoy how they saw all that goofy nonsense about how helldivers is somehow fascist or whatever those silly articles were trying to say

and changed their audio lines from democracy to MANAGED democracy

and added more chuckle worthy stuff to the tooltips

to make everyone know yeah it's not democracy we're fighting for

that's just the buzzword

[median steeple]

How dare you imply we as humans can be bad

[zinc talon]

well no it's the best system we've ever had

...until another system wins out and then that's the best system

truth is our republic is the worst form of government you can pick

except for all the other ones

can't remember who said that but solid gold line either way

anyway

how's the AI director for aurics tonight

he was salty af yesterday, was throwing multiples of the same enemy per spawn timer

like, every burster was 3 bursters, every dogpack was yes 3

[median steeple]

I lost the image I was looking for

Amn

Well it's time for me to die for 8 hours

[zinc talon]

the frech call sleep le petit morte, the little death

[median steeple]

The french are weird but I still love em

[zinc talon]

I will forever credit them for giving the best name to the combat blade

of anylanguage, ever

https://tenor.com/view/the-emperors-new-groove-perfect-just-right-perfecto-okay-gif-17713931

[ripe quest]

Flamer being the new Charger obliterator is fire

[zinc talon]

hulk flamers are the result of the team setup/defense not being up to the task

like, idk, a gut is the proof you drink too much kinda thing

if the team gets flamed it's time to see what failed to cause it

[ivory marlin]

Just got home from work

[junior vortex]

Hi zealot chat

[ivory marlin]

Hello

[proper gyro]

Fine

Ran an auric as a level 22 ogryn and didn't go down at all

Also ran one has a bleed knife zealot and did fine

Only went down like 2 or 3 times

[nimble fiber]

[bold dirge]

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[sonic totem]

Do you have brutal momentum? And what's your character height?

[bold dirge]

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[sonic totem]

Mmm, can't help ya then chief. Maybe just stack more damage and crit talents? From my experience, combat axes don't usually clean hordes like eviscerators or heavy swords anyway. They're more anti-armour with okay-ish horde clear.

[polar nexus]

A good caxe with headtaker/decimator+ BM basically one shot 5 targets every swing, it's better if you have some stacks beforehand. You just have to mash m1

[ember yew]

Rashad mk2 - flak damage + unarmoured damage
For perks as already mentioned Brutal Momentum + Headtaker
Get a feel how light attack go and just slam heads, im using default height on my character. Example perfomance (fresh from yesterday) below:

Adjust your camera to the situation so you are always swing at the heads

Im sure it could feel awkward at first, but just get accustomed to the weapon.

Also for the talents go for Momentum node

For heavy attacks use them against Crushers, Bulwarks, Reapers (aim for da head) and Bosses. You can slam Maulers too, but light attacks also works fine on body against them.

Never use push attack, its shet.

You can technically combo push attack into swings, but its so much shet, why even do that.

TL;DR Getting right blessings and perks is important to reach 1shot headshots on attacks for common enemies just to wipe the floor with them. And with Chastice(20%) + 10% passive + 20% from Momentum (50% atk speed in total) your light attacks obliterates.

[polar nexus]

There's also lazydom for total snooze

[bold dirge]

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[hushed knoll]

Lazy Town fucking sucks

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sportacus-confused-lazy-town-what-huh-gif-17227448

[hushed knoll]

No 😠😠😠

[nimble fiber]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-rotten-silly-stefan-karl-lazy-town-gif-12379046

[hushed knoll]

I fucking hate this guy

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/robbie-rotten-lazytown-robbie-rotten-robbie-rotten-lazytown-dancing-haha-gif-19819393

[hushed knoll]

The visuals of lazy town just look off

And creepy

Like the uncanny valley

[royal vortex]

i could say the same about you

[drowsy steppe]

uncannily adroit

[sterile stone]

Weird to think this same guy

Was the voice of berzerker in for honor

[fossil crag]

just a quick question can we actually parry overheads 🤔

[frosty herald]

yes

[lusty turtle]

He was genuinly great, actual shame hes gone

[lusty turtle]

With devil claw? Yes but you need to time it perfectly to not get guard broken

[tawny tangle]

If you time it last moment you can parry for almost no stamina cost

[sterile stone]

Always takes the best of us

[tawny tangle]

Worst case if you can't dodge the overhead you will just get guard broken instead of eating the hit so worth it regardless

[quaint verge]

Sweden wbiile

[sterile stone]

[obtuse solstice]

just spam left click, use heavy on crushers and maulers. That's literally it, axe is honestly the best weapon I've ever used and I can't even remember the last time I didn't top in damage and kills

kinda broken how good it is

[tight fog]

ya, left clicking and dodging

[drowsy steppe]

he is number one of us all

[quaint verge]

"acthually, it takes everyone"

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/forhonor-kyoshin-tozen-kick-gif-22739199

[quaint verge]

Except the turtle senator from the us congress

[sterile stone]

I still think Vermin should be our president

That man promised everyone a free pony

[quaint verge]

How about a tomahawk missile?

[sterile stone]

Wut?

[quaint verge]

Did any candidates offer an tomahawk missile to everyone?

[ripe quest]

Stan you've for once actually called upon my anger. You will notice this throughout your life in minor inconveniences that are suspiciously targeted right at you.

[ripe quest]

"Vote early, vote often" and "I'm a friendly fascist, I'm a tyrant you can trust" are the hardest lines ever spoken by a candidate.

[sterile stone]

"I know what is best for you, let me run your life."

I stand by a man who wants mandatory toothbrush laws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lVoROQxAg

[nimble fiber]

[visual blade]

should i try to make the gray bolter work? the upgraded one is my current one

thought the moobility dump stat was a good idea but with a hammer melee, it's painful

[quaint verge]

[lusty turtle]

dont dump stab on bolter

its bad enough at ~80

[visual blade]

the only thing i'm using it for is to just mag dump a horde if it's a mix of smalls and bigs cuz ironhelm would take too long there

still not getting cavalcade

[flint imp]

Better off getting a better stat bolter imo

[visual blade]

i only get bolters which are horrible all around or ones with everything good and one dump stat

[red pollen]

Why would you take a bolter with a hammer is question 1, basically the only weapon that negates any reason to take it

[visual blade]

cuz i want to 😈

[red pollen]

That said I think you need collateral at like 75 to open bulwarks with the first shot, I’d keep the orange one with shattering impact and put cavalcade or pinning fire

[visual blade]

me fr

[red pollen]

Anyway I came here for a question of my own lol. Is brutal momentum pointless on tactical axes

[visual blade]

i shall consult the sheet

[red pollen]

Tactical axes aren’t great but they are fun especially the mark 2. It’s kind of insane on a melee veteran with weapon specialist.

[visual blade]

sheet says no

vet doc says take it, too

[red pollen]

Seems to say don’t take it

Light attacks are wayyyy better on tac axes

Heavy is virtually pointless to use

[visual blade]

if flak + unarmored, take

if flak + maniac, in this case, don't

[red pollen]

For some reason heavy does nothing

Tested a ton in the meat grinder, time to kill is far longer with heavies on every single enemy

[frosty herald]

You could remove taxes from the game and noone would notice

[visual blade]

i thought you said taxes and not short of tactical axes and i was so confused

[frosty herald]

If actual taxes were removed people would be overjoyed

[north sedge]

and then all infrastructure would crumble instantly

[ember yew]

fact

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-youre-an-evil-genius-wes-hall-dragons-den-evil-genius-youre-a-genius-gif-23760667

[nimble fiber]

[jagged aspen]

short

[ripe quest]

"Like a combat knife" 🤨

[ripe quest]

You use heavies on the Mk II and VII.

Mk VII in particular w/ the H1 PA combo goes hard

[coral smelt]

whats the optimal flamer setup?

[full nebula]

blaze away and something else

[red pollen]

I like tac axes because makes me feel like an Apache warrior but they’re definitely among the weaker choices

[full nebula]

most of the flamer blessings are broken mechanically btw

[coral smelt]

what perks for flamer?

does it also apply two stacks on crit?

like purgatus

[north sedge]

yes but it's pretty irrelevant

[coral smelt]

i am running a piety taxe build and i am considering flamer

[north sedge]

flak/unyielding (cara is an option if you're running chastise)

[ripe quest]

Piety gives you enough crit to make the gains from +crit chance not matter.

[coral smelt]

i am struggling to reach 1 shot headshot heavy on crit with taxe

on scab gunner

like 70 damage off

maybe bromentum 4 will push it over but i dont have it sadge

[median steeple]

Can you post your taxes pretty please

[ember yew]

i dont have even one

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-need-that-no-need-refuse-no-need-for-that-decline-gif-14244758

[median steeple]

And for that you are banished to the BOG

[median steeple]

Yeah need BM 4

Personally I would like a little lower mobil spread and those stats spread amongst the rest

But such is the way of this crafting system

[flint imp]

Hmm why use taxes when u have rashad?

[coral smelt]

cuz bored

rashad op

[median steeple]

Rashad kills every thing

It's the heavysword of axes

Or close to it

I rarely use axes now at this point

I gotta get back into using the normal ass weapons

[coral smelt]

i cant get used to hs

[flint imp]

Crusher is my goto nowadays

[median steeple]

Yes after getting a god roll (or close to it) I can't put it down

[flint imp]

It's godly when used with martyr build

[coral smelt]

i cant get used to the horrendus dodge distance and count

[median steeple]

I use martyr on my zealot like 90% of the time so I can shut my brain off

[fringe jacinth]

[sterile stone]

We will get helgun soon

Trust

[fringe jacinth]

Soon

[sterile stone]

Helgun and plamsa pestel

Trust

[modest mica]

XV eviscerator for hordes, Orestes XII for enemies with armour o larger health bars

I like the Orestes better

[north sedge]

🤔

[modest mica]

The bad thing is that activating the orestes doesnt increase the number of simultaneous enemies hitted

[fringe jacinth]

Orestes fun

[north sedge]

different uses

[modest mica]

With the right stats and build I prefer it over the XV eviscerator

At least on higher difficulties

I need to compare a bit more

[north sedge]

i prefer chaxes in general

[maiden path]

album covers will never have this kind of swag again

[modest mica]

xD

[maiden path]

he's about to axe satan dawg this shit is baller!!

[misty nova]

Orestes does have better pen against carapace

[open pollen]

This is how Zealots see themselves.

[visual blade]

it's how zealots are

[austere grail]

Doesnt it do more saw rip dmg

[open pollen]

Fair

[misty nova]

Not compared to the Mk15

At least not against carapace

[north sedge]

what

no

chaxe is straight better against cara

[misty nova]

Oh, I phrased it wrong

Mb

[sharp oyster]

Got a question

Abhor the mutant you need to kill a charging mutant with mele right

While using fury

[north sedge]

During charge, cannot collide

[sharp oyster]

During charge but

I'm doing something wrong...?

I'm using the Crusher to one shot them

The penace says Chastise the Wicket but Fury works as well right?

[median steeple]

fury is just the upgraded version of chastise

it should work

[misty nova]

Also, both Eviscerators and the XIIIg receive more ticks on a revved HEAVY Crit

I believe 7 instances of damage instead of 4

[hushed knoll]

[misty nova]

Except that the Orestes mk XIII has 5 ticks of damage on rev heavy

Why are they so inconsistent on chain weapons behavior

It's ruining all my notations

Shit, now I have to recap and correct a bunch of stuff

[fleet zealot]

this is official kfc ES

[misty nova]

Always delivering

[fleet zealot]

https://twitter.com/KFC_ES/status/1778704740261437868

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Twitter · Apr 12, 2024, 8:40 AM

has a checkmark, must be real

also I see chain axe conversation

as the chainaxe boomer of this chat

i must be involved

[misty nova]

Feel free to do so

[sterile stone]

This looks ai generated

[misty nova]

💀

[fleet zealot]

idk im too lazy to scroll up and process what i read

[north sedge]

Chaxe rev more dmg etc etc

[misty nova]

Orestes mk XIII vs Evisc 15

Comparison

And how pen affects rev dmg

[maiden path]

MAN WHO'S KITTYS ARE THESE

[median steeple]

Speaking of ai did you see what Pink Floyd did

It's horrific

[sterile stone]

Did not

Only thing I know of

[lusty turtle]

Beb, just gonna ask you tone down the off topic spam with a new update on the horizon. Gonna be new peeps comin through

[misty nova]

It was a competition, PF chose AI stuff

[sterile stone]

That got someone in hot water for basically only posting yt videos that's entirely ai generated

[median steeple]

PF held an art contest and with a prize, in the runnings were beautiful hand made art and an amazing animated short

[maiden path]

sigh you got it boss...