#zealot-class

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ivory marlin
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Play robot missions

sterile stone
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I just did

ivory marlin
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Robots are more fun imo

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Do more

sterile stone
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All I saw were hulks

ivory marlin
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Weird

sterile stone
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I'm about to go lay down

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Am ti-red

ivory marlin
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Real

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Did you get raided in rust yet?

sterile stone
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Nah

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Stayed in a area no one really goes to

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Just unlocked page 3 tho

ivory marlin
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Wanna buy me some super creds (joke)

sterile stone
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Do you not have the warbond?

ivory marlin
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Not the new one

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It looks hella dope tho

sterile stone
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How many SC do you have?

spare talon
ivory marlin
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Killroy reference

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Cole is based now

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Congrats cole

rough galleon
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cole was here

sterile stone
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Cole is a contstruct

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Do not trust cole

hushed agate
ivory marlin
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He showed me pictures of cats

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Huh?

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Your old man humor confuses me sometimes

sterile stone
ivory marlin
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Understandable

onyx lodge
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whats the eviscerator 2 like is it much different than the xv?

hushed agate
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Heavies are overheads lights are side swings

onyx lodge
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thats the xv yah?

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whats the 2 do?

hushed agate
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Oh skendmsosn i dont remember the names

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Theyre both pretty similar green has more over the place attack patterns and attacks slightly faster if i recall

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Both are good and its generally just a preference thing over which one you want

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As they perform very similarly

hushed agate
hushed agate
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Man why is noone on discord at 3am smh

ivory marlin
ivory marlin
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Anyways good night

hushed agate
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NOO DONT LEAVE ME HERE😭

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(Gn)

cerulean moth
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Dont worry bro

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imm here

spare talon
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previewed the vt2 server
click on saltz channel
20 messages across the whole day
sadge

nimble fiber
oak ermine
oak ermine
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VT2 is definitely past due, but I appreciate the devs still working on “small” content patches for it

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I need to ask Amelia, do you find these ferret-based images on the get-go or do you keep a folder whatthefuck_heresy

hushed agate
fleet zealot
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sometimes the gif search in discord, sometimes google, reddit, twitter

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sometimes i get sent new ferrets via acquaintances and friends

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and of course I have my own stashed saved

oak ermine
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I see. Complex logistics have been applied.

wind heron
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what do i change

ember yew
# wind heron what do i change

Sprint to Flak damage and Perfect Strike to Shred(which can be changed into many things later, it's a flex slot, only Rampage is core).

There's also a crit build around Perfect Strike for memes, but it's hard for me to say how effective it is.

drowsy steppe
drifting wolf
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not really

cold patrol
visual blade
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achlys caxe bad?

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brunt brought me this and i'm just wondering if it's something i want to try

oak ermine
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It’s janky, and works only if you surrender yourself to H1 spam whatthefuck_heresy

left iron
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Time to find out if my colonies will still be the most horrifying things to exist HYPERNODDERS

hushed knoll
left iron
hushed knoll
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Why tf are you taking notes

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😠

left iron
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I must study

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The cube demands it

hushed knoll
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You don’t need to take notes to study

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Just use your brain

left iron
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No thanks

hushed knoll
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People in the Middle Ages studied without noted

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Let’s

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Notes

obtuse stirrup
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Some people love the achlys axe

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It looks awkward as fuck but I kinda dig it

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I feel like I'd rather take the mark 2 evis for the same playstyle though

left iron
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Ancient child

frosty herald
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i actualy have 1500 penance points

drowsy steppe
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is it still as bad as the video showcase shadowheart_laugh

ember yew
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you can obtain

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5 useless red items

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and then convert them into 5 red dust and get whatever weapon you want

oak ermine
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Probably, yeah

ember yew
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the system didnt change past 2+ years or so

oak ermine
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I’ll see what’s that about, but there is an extremely high chance that nothing has changed since then

ember yew
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you just play legend difficulty, loot boxes and get reds, the droprate is pretty high these days

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can also play lower difficulty on champion, but need General/Emperor box quality (all grims/tomes) to get a chance for red

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for legend difficulty any kind of box has a chance of red and the better the quality, the better your chances are.
Cata difficulty dont have cata boxes, just harder challenge for same Legend boxes.

left iron
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A well rolled orange is just as good as a red, its just the QoL of always rolling max that makes reds desirable

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I have 4 perfect roll oranges

oak ermine
ember yew
oak ermine
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No. The guy just doesn’t have full info on the matter dogkek

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Not that it matters, that’s what nerds (like me) are for 🤓

lusty turtle
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i have 600 hours on VT 2, and have 1 (one) full set of red items on a character and its not even weapons i like

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as hard as it is to believe, the DT loot system is better somehow 💀

oak ermine
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It’s different

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VT2 at least allows you to “steadily” (loot drops Servoskull ) progress towards reds

lusty turtle
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this is also after VT2 has had 6 years to improve its loot system

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it used to be worse

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(lower drop rates AND blue/green dust shortages for rerolls)

oak ermine
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Jfc the times when you had to play on low difficulties, to get green dust to reroll things on weapons, because higher difficulty settings didn’t drop green dust (or you had to get low level loot boxes)

ember yew
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well they improved like in 3 years

oak ermine
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And it will remain like this til the end of days

ember yew
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first it was red, but droprate was insanely low and then added red crafting in somewhere around 2021

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or maybe earlier, i dont remember

oak ermine
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Unless they decide that “hey, maybe there is some opportunity cost in porting Athanor over to base game”

ember yew
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they are probably afraid that people will craft red weps or perfect weps in darktide and then quit

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want to get that RNG grind going on

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we'l see what will be that "crafting rework", but emperor knows when

frosty herald
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hopefully darktide reds are a steady thing to work towards

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cause reds are the best gear with 100% stats

lusty turtle
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from the statement they did

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i'd guess we'll get other stuff between now and then

oak ermine
ember yew
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i doubt that they'l do 100% stats for reds, because that would render everyone grinding pointless (all these years) and weapons will go into trashcan, but maybe all 80 is legit

oak ermine
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The game being starved for new content or more variations of old content doesn't really help its retention, either.

frosty herald
ember yew
ornate bone
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VT2's loot system has the absolute infinite ass that is manually rerolling perks with randomized percentages

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So you might have 2 billion dust to reroll and obviously will get capped percentages at some point

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But you still have to do it

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One by one

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Like we used to in Darktide

oak ermine
ember yew
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with reds you easily roll what you want

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both in % and perk

ornate bone
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Well, reds yes

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But not everyone swims in reds

oak ermine
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That's part of the problem, yeah

stable cypress
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The lootboxes also kinda suck, love to sift through piles of total Garbage for doing missions

ornate bone
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It's just annoying to keep clicking and clicking and clicking and clicking and clicking

ember yew
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5 random reds for one of your choice shouldnt take much time

oak ermine
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getting reds wasn't ever really a thrilling "task"

lusty turtle
ornate bone
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Yeah

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In the most objective and literal sense, it allows you to roll anything you want with any talent you want

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Except it makes that a pain in the ass for perks and talents aren't a pain in the ass just because the pool isn't high enough

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It could easily be just picking a perk like we have here

cerulean jewel
spare dome
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i love crafting in vermintide 2 i love rerolling my perks seventy-six times and hearing the forge anim slam and play out every single one of those times and then running out of green dust so i have to scrap other weapons to make more but only nine at a time or downgrade other dust but only ten at a time and boy that forge door keeps slamming and now i am all out of dust and still dont have two proprieties i want so i guess i have to open some chests but only five at a time and gotta watch a whole new anim while it does gosh golly this is so interactive and fun i really love crafting in vermintide 2 it totally doesnt waste my fucking time nope sure doesnt

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back to the forge to dust all the trash those chests gave me oh boy very exciting system KERCHUNGGGGGGCHK, KERCHUNGGGGGCHK

upper tiger
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Is riposte supposed to be difficult to get on knifes

spare dome
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its exactly as difficult as any other blessing

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it just has too many

lusty turtle
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hi stan

upper tiger
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IM 34,000 PLASTEEL IN THE RED

left iron
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First time?

upper tiger
coarse dagger
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Stan time

upper tiger
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I literally have 9/10 III blessings and 8/10 IV Blessings and neither of them are riposte

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Pure agony

ember yew
upper tiger
umbral kindle
ember yew
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that's how i got most of my blessings, since he's always selling i330 crap

upper tiger
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I have like 50k+ Requistion tokens

ember yew
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mine are always within 25k range

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i just buy good IV blessings for the weapons i use

fleet zealot
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I em sped

median steeple
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Infinite energy source

median steeple
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ferret clone machine time

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soon the world will be fluffy noodles

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ooooo a dev blog

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gasoline with lead as a condition is cool

bitter anvil
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hey zealot i got this gift

sterile stone
split ibex
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cleave targets doesn't really matter on the heavy sword, right? because of Deathblow?

still quartz
frosty herald
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why does the h2 have a lingering hitbox

lusty turtle
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i think most stabs might 🤔

frosty herald
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the h1 doesnt do it

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only h2

sonic zodiac
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ha yes the zealot class the only discord in which you have chainsword betweeen pic of ferret and memes (i love it in here)

next crow
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which heavy laspistol is better? i think they trade off fire rate for damage? not 100% sure

weary glacier
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only ever used the kantrael mkX but that's because I've only ever heard anything about the kantrael mkX

fossil crag
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@next crow is that texas?

next crow
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i have no idea, i saw it on the internet a long time ago

fleet zealot
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i hate vt2 crafting rose tinted goggles

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enjoy getting 3 red longbows in a row dingus

spare talon
fleet zealot
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also more unique

spare talon
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me looking on the rinalds gift site to see what traits there are
oh wow
every weapon in the game has the parry trait

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and like
also the same 6 pool of traits

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wow

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how unique

fleet zealot
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nearly every build for weapons is identical, and every weapon basically only has one build

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i think DT needs more of the game changing blessings

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like adhesive explosive, or blazing psyker

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stuff that fundementally changes the role of your weapon

spare talon
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like you actually have to think about the weapon and what its used for

fleet zealot
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BM kinda fits the descript but it turns a useless weapon into one of the best weapons

frosty herald
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Vt2 builds are basically crit attack speed blessings

spare talon
lusty turtle
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the only good trait

frosty herald
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Me enjoying my uncanny deflector illisi

spare talon
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also i ran an xp farming bell run but chose to do it as sigma priest instead of zealot
can someone explain to me how the flail and shield is balanced

lusty turtle
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want to take the crits refund ability cooldown on 100% crit chance saltzpyre? don't, swiftslaying still generates you more cooldown than the dedicated cooldown traits

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: )

fossil crag
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guys veteran can be built like a zealot, though more squishy and less dmg (when dualist is proc or they use momentum) but it has a plasma gunKEKW_ogryn

lusty turtle
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ye vets pretty fun

frosty herald
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power greatsword (somewhere in the future hopefully)

fossil crag
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yes

spare dome
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dont u get it bro its because reds were maxed that meant there was an endgame bro thats what crafting is about its about endgames the decisions inbetween dont matter bro its about getting the 100% best of something so you can endgame bro

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this adjudicator is quite frankly fun as fuck

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i just wish it had two more magazines or even four

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plus it looks like a sad aardvark

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look at it

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it's fucken adorable

solar gorge
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eruptor so fun

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i love to shoot at something and accidentally kills 6 things

fleet zealot
spare dome
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right now i feel dirty using the eruptor because you can skip the bolt anim between shots very easily

solar gorge
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i shot the eruptor at the feet of 4 bots, they all died

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it's like soldier tf2 all over again

spare dome
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and just weaving in a quick and dirty shot inbetween salvos of your stalwart is way too easy and very effective

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i assume it is not an intended thing

solar gorge
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even without cancelling the cycling of the bolt it's disgusting

royal vortex
solar gorge
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those tight groups of rocket devastators, 3 shots and they all die

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and it's a primary

spare dome
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yea but right now you can eruptor > grenade pistol > eruptor > stalwart > eruptor > repeat last two endlessly and never worry again

solar gorge
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destroy objectives and spawners

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so much utility for a primary

royal vortex
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i love that it sends u forwards

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like a rope has been tied around me and attached to the round

lusty turtle
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@royal vortex darktide? (with yoshi maybe if they live)

royal vortex
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i think my internet is having a seizure rn

lusty turtle
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finally tried the new defence mode for helldivers last night

royal vortex
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u can also deflect it off an enemy to dome a teammate

lusty turtle
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no one told me the ai just doesn't work on that game mode AmeliaSMHHD

royal vortex
royal vortex
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one has a ramp that u can clip into and get stuck inside

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the other u can see invisible walls

lusty turtle
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i was on the invisible wall one

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and just

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the enemy ai was turned off

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for half the run

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they'd drop and just wait for you to shoot them

royal vortex
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yea

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also very vulnerable to mortar cheese

solar gorge
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dropshit stealth dropped 2 berserkers on top of a cliff near the generators and they merced them

lusty turtle
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everything vulnerable to mortar cheese

solar gorge
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game doesn't actually tell you when the generators take dmg

lusty turtle
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i just find im not vibing with HD2

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think imma wait a year and hope they clean it up like DT has

ripe quest
royal vortex
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and thats about as far as i think about it

lusty turtle
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i just get really annoyed with the scope misalignment

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and the bugs

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and the crashes

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and the enemy balance

ripe quest
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Double the damage per shot and second, slightly less total damage. Also the sfx are baller as fuck.

lusty turtle
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its just >insert tide game launch< again

royal vortex
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i am blessed to have not chose the wrong hardware

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although stan made me crash with his refusal to stop using the arc thrower while it was bugged

lusty turtle
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sounds like stan

ripe quest
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@royal vortex btw the DoT bug isn't for the lobby's host, it's for the network host. It can change between games.

lusty turtle
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the ai not functioning at all i was not expecting

royal vortex
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thermite grenade bros in SHAMBLES

lusty turtle
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isn't thermite in shambles anyway

ripe quest
lusty turtle
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they drop and stand still until they take damage

royal vortex
ripe quest
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If you manage to get a working supply of Thermite it's pretty decent. 7 AP is good enough for 99% of enemies and it lasts a while.

royal vortex
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i was like "man this game could use like a krak grenade equivalent" and then i throw it at a berserker and it does not kill the berserker and i become depressed

lusty turtle
ripe quest
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It's super fun to just turn off a load of hulks

lusty turtle
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was a 2 man, neither of us had those weapons

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might have been the autocannon turret maybe

ripe quest
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That'd do it yeah

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From what I've seen I haven't been able to get them to drop like that unless I stagger them.

lusty turtle
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ye idk was my first match back

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and it was so awful i uninstalled again

frosty herald
lusty turtle
frosty herald
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alongside another teammate

frosty herald
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the pathing is fucky on the missions

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and spawns 3 million enemies next to the landing pad

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instead of the gates

lusty turtle
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na they all spawned at the gates

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but with their ai just not working

royal vortex
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its so sad

ripe quest
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I'm loving it. I got another game to break down but like, different challenges present and no code to cheat with. I hate the randoms though, I'm essentially locked to just waiting for a cool person to play it because everytime I QP in 7-9 I get soap guzzlers.

spare talon
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man i wish there was a more clear indicator of the fact that i was about to die in vt2

frosty herald
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evverytime i played with zoe and violet its been a blast

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i can even complete helldive

spare talon
lusty turtle
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yeee

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just keep an eye on ur health

spare talon
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like i just go down and im like "wait i was that low??"

lusty turtle
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i wanna go back and play vt1 again honestly

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think i've realised i prefer it over VT2

spare talon
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if i had known id have cast the sigma shield and either went balls to the wall or repositioned

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but i just didnt realize i was in that bad of a position

ripe quest
# frosty herald i can even complete helldive

I like 9 a lot since it feels decently hard but not unfair usually. There are some rough scenarios but they always start with a bad decision. When they buffed command bunkers on bots it was dope too, it feels challenging to approach them instead of DDR on a terminal for 2 minutes.

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I want an objective where we fight the cows, they're super cool.

royal vortex
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the cows are sick

median steeple
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Time for medicine

ripe quest
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Walking command bunker w/ a fab built into it. Truly baller.

median steeple
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Walking gunship spawner

ripe quest
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maybe like smaller drones

frosty herald
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gunship factories made me realize that hellbombs can be destroyed

median steeple
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You just found out?

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It sucks

frosty herald
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and if you dont have any weapon to destroy gunships with your fucked

median steeple
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Paon

spare talon
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man every time i see vermintide stuff im like "wow thats cool" and i start playing again and when i do im just like "man now i just wanna be playing darktide cuz this just aint it"

frosty herald
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i wasted like 7 revives trying to get a hellbomb to activate

median steeple
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The cycle of tide games

ripe quest
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Thankfully the gunships can be destroyed by like so many things

frosty herald
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yknow whats even worse

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they can destroy the bomb after you activated it with no explosion

median steeple
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I've started running auto cannon turrets on bot missions

median steeple
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Plays darktide and dies

ripe quest
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Darktide doesn't have cool magic shotgun

spare talon
ripe quest
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smh

median steeple
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Dear lord

lusty turtle
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those are baby house 😤

median steeple
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Time for the Pitt dlc

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Augh

spare talon
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oh fuck i forgot i can sprint

royal vortex
north sedge
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Baby house

median steeple
frosty herald
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and here i am with my meezly 350 hours

lusty turtle
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thats too much time

royal vortex
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thank god

north sedge
royal vortex
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it was necessary

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i should count my crushers

lusty turtle
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i really should make them revert the crusher

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zealot chats had it too good for too long

royal vortex
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you are disgusting

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oh skele

north sedge
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I have over a thousand i think, but have not played in months

royal vortex
north sedge
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Hey like 3 people would love that

royal vortex
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(this is about the crusher)

median steeple
lusty turtle
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oh ye theres people that don't like crusher cause its technically got low dps

fossil crag
lusty turtle
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like how some people dislike crucius because it is "bad into hordes"

ornate bone
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Devil's claw now decimates bosses

lusty turtle
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these people don't know what they are talking about

lusty turtle
frosty herald
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slap uncanny on a dueling sword and its instantly cracked

lusty turtle
# royal vortex

but ye these people are wrong and i will be telling john fatshark to corrupt their hard drives

royal vortex
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i get recommended dt youtube videos all the time and i dont watch any of them

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the crusher rework was phenomenal and even still ppl hate it

lusty turtle
# fossil crag send me the link to the comment section, i wanna read <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322...

Who needs a Psyker to break open Bulwarks? Not a Zealot with the Crusher!

Build: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb938f7-9bb4-4915-bec6-90a1935cf27b/earthshaker

0:00 Showcase
0:37 Run Starts
7:25 Chaos Spawn
8:15 Solo Starts
10:34 Bots Gone
15:37 Final Event

#darktide #warhammerdarktide #warhammerdarktidegameplay

▶ Play video
fossil crag
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ty

frosty herald
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or am i stupid

lusty turtle
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the vid author was in the comment so i knew where to look GatorProud

lusty turtle
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the special got its AOE more than halved, and we entirely gutted its suppression AOE (used to be 13m)

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so under the hood its just some number tweaks, but the weapon feels very smooth and combo-ey

frosty herald
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that is certainly true

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but my brain is not big and it feels hard to use like the new chainsword

royal vortex
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i have 26 crushers (after deleting all the ones i didn't want)

lusty turtle
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wait what

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the new chainsword is just light spam

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as much as i want its AS reduced slightly to try and emphasis PA>light2>heavy3

frosty herald
lusty turtle
frosty herald
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the swings have goofy patterns

lusty turtle
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you'll get used to it AmeliaApprob

royal vortex
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and then at some point someone asked me if CC had any noticeable losses if dumped (it doesn't really)

lusty turtle
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i want skullcrusher killed, and some of hte impact blessings altered to not just be 3 identical but some worse impact blessings

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and by killed i mean not 80%

royal vortex
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80% skullcrusher is carrying some weapons in strange ways

lusty turtle
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its super unhealthy

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i will save powermaul another day

frosty herald
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someday josho will get the perfect purple skullcrusher crusher

lusty turtle
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SK needs to be changed first

royal vortex
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it at least is relatively more interesting than other absurd damage blessings

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but stagger blessings are also super lame and basically only having a single blessing on a weapon is kinda

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strange

lusty turtle
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i basically want to like

frank night
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like

frosty herald
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(why do swords have multiple impact blessings)

frank night
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just wanna live laugh love

lusty turtle
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i mean what i really want is a full impact rework

royal vortex
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part of it is also that crusher is super easy to roll crafting wise so it being the way it is more of a net positive

lusty turtle
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a full rebalance of all stagger values, both on weapons and on enemy stumble thresholds

royal vortex
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(and this is why all problems lead back to crafting)

royal vortex
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i have no idea what the numbers themselves mean

lusty turtle
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i mean technically i think

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the blue lightning is ur stagger

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on ur weapon table

royal vortex
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yeah but like

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god fkin knows what that translates to

lusty turtle
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but also its not accurate there

royal vortex
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yea it lies too

lusty turtle
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and it means nothing when all enemies stagger thresholds are so fucking low

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i think crushers are like 20 💀

royal vortex
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at the very least everything that isnt a boss has an in-built stagger immunity timer after

frosty herald
lusty turtle
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FS PA is its own issue i don't even want to think about

lusty turtle
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which is why oggy can stun lock all bosses with melee

royal vortex
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😔

vocal pulsar
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@royal vortex

royal vortex
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mankar

vocal pulsar
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He falls for it every time

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@south folio

royal vortex
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mankat

vocal pulsar
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Stansho

royal vortex
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explode

vocal pulsar
quaint verge
maiden path
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CHAT DO NOT

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chat what the fuck does this mean

maiden path
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chat watch this

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ippo is so badass

fleet zealot
maiden path
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chat watch this

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its an hour 12

lusty turtle
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thats basically a full movie we can't exactly have that posted here TeamateLmaoFuckMyLife

maiden path
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when frisk undetale uses determeniation its 'epic and swag' when ippo the fighting uses determenation its 'plot armor'

frosty herald
#

baki sweeps unfortunately

fast scroll
small fjord
#

Just scrapped my 8th hammer in another failed attempt to get thrust. Emperor save me

frosty herald
lusty turtle
#

mr fatshark himself is denying you thrust

frank night
#

they had never once seen veins that big

maiden path
#

ok this fucking image wont send

frosty herald
#

the baki author making jack 2.40 metres for some reason

maiden path
#

MY IMAGES WONT FUCKING SEND

lusty turtle
#

thank god

coarse birch
maiden path
#

piece of shit app

frank night
#

bro is sending his memes by floppy disc

frosty herald
#

LMAO

lusty turtle
maiden path
#

baki when ippo hits him with the power of determination and some images of a guy he fought 300 chapters ago

coarse birch
#

asleep probably

#

if it was earlier today

frosty herald
#

luckily baki still has a coherent story vs kengan omega

lusty turtle
#

ye it was a while back

#

was gonna do some DT

#

but someone assassinated josho

coarse birch
#

i can still do DT

#

mr skel

#

e

#

stan corrupts me by the day

frank night
#

mr skel

coarse birch
#

hey i dont have that power

lusty turtle
#

just sortin some stuff then i can game

coarse birch
#

should i be honored

frosty herald
#

aint no way they got the dragonslayer in a baki isekai manga

lusty turtle
coarse birch
#

fair

median steeple
maiden path
#

but he aint ricardo MARTINEZ

#

DA GOAT

frosty herald
#

aint no way

maiden path
#

no baki character can counter da ghost..

#

mayb jack

#

jack gonna get his getbacks and break all of pickles teeth

#

i still think its fucking stupid how baki got all the good shit while jack got fucked

#

guy trained day in day out to the point he didnt eat just to get strong to kill yujiro but baki gets all the glory!!!

frosty herald
#

jack is getting a redemption arc rn

#

if itagaki doesnt make like 50 filler pages of doppo slicing random stuff

royal vortex
#

unless ted suffocates me to death

lusty turtle
#

@twilit ferry am joinin vc now

fleet zealot
#

can't believe netflix flopped stone ocean so hard

lusty turtle
royal vortex
#

presumably

#

u pinged the wrong man

maiden path
coarse birch
lusty turtle
#

i blame josho

fleet zealot
#

i didn't even know the second half of stone ocean came out until i saw youtube clips popping up

coarse birch
#

valid

frosty herald
royal vortex
#

i am takung house slide

#

u will not disrespect my name

frosty herald
#

and the production quality is worse than part 5

#

they used cgi for the weather boy fight with that gravity dude

lusty turtle
#

i will be either suffering ogryn or psyker

#

apologies in advance

coarse birch
#

hey i play psyker so i cant say anything

#

josho are you playing or is your internet still mostly dead

#

let me grab a drink rq then i can play

royal vortex
#

presumably

coarse birch
#

ill boot in the meantime

fleet zealot
fleet zealot
frosty herald
#

oh no i meant like the first episode

fleet zealot
#

oh first episode

frosty herald
#

weather report vs jumping jack

fleet zealot
#

yeee

frosty herald
#

hopefully part 7 gets the love it deserves

fleet zealot
#

it's a shame cause stone ocean had to follow up golden wind

#

part 7 is like a decade away with all the horses

#

they did tease it tho so i'm pretty sure it is being worked on

#

but part 7 is the peak

#

part 8 is interesting and bizarre but part 7 is just the best

frosty herald
#

part 8 was imo dreadfully boring

#

also didnt help that it took a long time to make

fleet zealot
#

i think part 8 is good, it's just following the best part

#

then again, I read part 8 after it was finished

#

so i didn't need to wait

#

and i need to pick up jojolands i've just been busy so i stopped on like chpt 3

#

but it seems to be the most based series but i can't elaborate on it

nimble fiber
maiden path
#

pucci was da coolest villian ever

frosty herald
#

hearing about jojolands

maiden path
frosty herald
#

araki used to make peak

maiden path
#

keep ur bunny ears to yourself

fleet zealot
#

pucci was pretty good

#

but also you got kira and WoU

maiden path
#

funny valentine was A FREAK

#

pucci was just goated...

#

kira was a FREAK but in a goode way

fleet zealot
#

funny valentine was a classic american politician

#

aka a massive hypocrite and liar

#

and it's soooo good

#

especially when idiots online think he was correct

maiden path
#

erm i meant he was a PEDOPHILE

fleet zealot
#

yea

#

classic american politician

maiden path
#

not jfk..

frosty herald
#

valentine was freaky...

#

hes gonna touch u...

maiden path
#

LAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frosty herald
#

shadow dio is the hardest thing araki ever produced

#

also dio casually forgetting he has vampire blood lasers in part 3

fleet zealot
#

dio is a loser but he's aight

maiden path
frosty herald
#

Bro was getting freaky over a dead little girl

maiden path
#

erm only cause he wanted to murder her again or something..

#

dont mention dat part..

frosty herald
#

Can you even kill ghosts in jojo?

maiden path
#

yea

#

in dead mans tales

#

kira ghost could die if he entered a room with a person i think

frosty herald
#

Is that a rohan graphic novel?

maiden path
#

idk!!

#

dead mans questions

#

not dead mans tales

frosty herald
#

Iunno if the graphic novels and short stories are canon

#

Like rohan at the gym

maiden path
#

dey ARE

frosty herald
#

DAMN

#

I know they animated all of rohans shorts

maiden path
#

u know who is canon

void bison
frosty herald
#

Is that heritage to the future

maiden path
#

yes

#

ok my fucking internet keeps going out

maiden path
frosty herald
#

my ancestor

#

<3

fleet zealot
maiden path
median steeple
#

Big money

cinder tartan
#

Big prizes

cinder tartan
maiden path
cinder tartan
#

How else am I supposed to type GG

royal vortex
#

knife gaming\

frosty herald
#

gunnar is the mvp

vast basin
#

just went through the maelstrom with 43 damage taken whatthefuck_heresy

frank night
sterile stone
#

This show seems like a bad acid trip

#

And everyone is just experiencing their own acid trip

royal vortex
median steeple
#

did you break it down?

fleet zealot
median steeple
#

I have to finish stone ocean

sterile stone
#

Without finishing the prologue

maiden path
#

of real COMBAT

sterile stone
#

Premature declaration of surrender I see.

maiden path
#

i nevah exploit video games

#

and i never will.....

sterile stone
hushed knoll
#

I love KCD

#

Can't wait for the story to continue

maiden path
#

kcd had the stupidest story ever 😭

#

i liked it but holy shit

#

just went 'nah u not getting ur daddys sword back lol'

#

i hope they expand the combat a ton

#

it got boring when it boiled down to reaction perfect parrying

#

i remember perfect parrying black tom i think and his health instantly dropping to like 20% cause I did the perfect parry that strikes your face

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

We can agree to disagree

maiden path
#

no

#

i will be correct..

frank night
#

Praise the lord henry's come to see us

maiden path
#

end SUCKED!!

#

middle was ok

#

start was great

fleet zealot
#

hai

maiden path
#

the whole siege was the worst

hushed knoll
frank night
#

helo stan

austere grail
#

I didnt mind cus the rest was so awesome

frosty herald
#

going back to your starting village and getting a random skirmish event and now you have endgame level plate armor

#

i also headshot the dude that killed your parents cause i didnt know how the combat worked at all

split ibex
#

cleave targets doesn't really matter on the heavy sword, right? because of Deathblow?

royal vortex
#

u dont super want it dumped but between deathblow and a power blessing it won't be a huge concern

split ibex
#

makes sense

#

thx

desert bough
#

Always like seeing ferret

royal vortex
native cargo
fleet zealot
desert bough
sterile stone
median steeple
#

No because they are EVIL

delicate shadow
#

they only know how to be intimidating

fleet zealot
#

sounds pretty evil to me

ripe quest
fleet zealot
#

we need to invest in our tech tree

median steeple
#

Of course we're stuck with the worst of the dinosaurs

#

Microraptor my beloved I miss you

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

If that IS your real name.

ripe quest
#

No it is not my legal name.

median steeple
#

Deep state spy

delicate shadow
ripe quest
#

However I am the only person with the name Exhillious so ig you could say it's my real name.

north sedge
#

my legal name is diet

hushed knoll
#

DOUGH ILY

delicate shadow
#

at least your legal name isn't Jo Quirtla

ripe quest
delicate shadow
#

hi jealous

north sedge
#

my full legal name though is "a fufiijg sexo face, the sojourn"

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
#

kidney beans are good shit

north sedge
#

formerly "the defiler"

royal vortex
#

i go to florida and get sunburnt once and stan hits me with "why are you sin burnt"

#

idk stan maybe its cuz god hates me since i like men

#

or

#

u know

#

the fucking SUN

delicate shadow
#

I made a potato omelette just earlier

north sedge
#

rise, sin burnt, and reclaim the aloe vera

median steeple
#

How does a potato omelette work

tropic pelican
#

I imagine you would put potatoes in an omelette

delicate shadow
#

omelette loaded with potato

median steeple
#

Huets

#

Brain

royal vortex
#

you eat a whole potato raw and then lie on the internet and say you cooked it

median steeple
#

I hate it

delicate shadow
#

I guess it's more like a frittata

fleet zealot
ivory marlin
#

Hi gamers

median steeple
#

Someone in here is the type of person to eat a raw potato

#

And I think I know who

fleet zealot
royal vortex
#

credit to dj foivh

ivory marlin
fleet zealot
#

ahead of me

delicate shadow
#

the potatoes are definitely not raw, fried them up with some onions

#

and then fuckin' buried it all in parsley because parsley is based

ivory marlin
#

Wait

#

Aquila

#

You eat raw potatoes?

north sedge
#

yes i put it together minutes after sin burnt dropped

median steeple
#

Yes

royal vortex
#

yeah incan eats raw potatoes

#

ive asked him to stop but he mutes me every time

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
north sedge
#

who is incan't

royal vortex
#

i have no idea. why did i mention him?

delicate shadow
royal vortex
#

im confused

#

What

delicate shadow
median steeple
#

That's a yes

hushed knoll
#

Who is incan

royal vortex
#

nobody tell him

hushed knoll
#

It's a simple question

median steeple
#

Such denialism isn't healthy

hushed knoll
#

JOSHO WTF

ivory marlin
median steeple
#

Embrace dirt egg

ivory marlin
#

Sounds like smth a raw potato eater would say

#

Oh hi stan

ripe quest
delicate shadow
#

yea 'twas all cooked

#

I kinda overcooked the egg a bit but that's ok

ivory marlin
median steeple
delicate shadow
#

practice shall make perfecto

ivory marlin
#

Anyways time to go to work bye gamers

#

Don’t die or anything

ripe quest
#

It's so sad that my long-vid has made me unable to enjoy multiple aromatics and egg.

delicate shadow
#

see ya jelly, hope work is smooth

ivory marlin
#

Cook your potatoes

ripe quest
#

all egg is burnt

#

even raw

#

it makes me so sad

delicate shadow
ripe quest
delicate shadow
#

oh

#

that still blows

ripe quest
#

it's practically seasonal, comes and goes

#

but I've had it for a year

delicate shadow
#

huh well at least it's not 100% of the time

ripe quest
#

so annoying when I bite into a sandwich and just taste bitter at random

delicate shadow
#

yeah that sucks

#

like covid is annoying enough without having lingering bullshit

ripe quest
#

Plus side: I am forced to rotate my meals for a more diverse diet so that's cool

delicate shadow
#

variety is the spice of life

ripe quest
#

yee. I am truly blessed that it hasn't yet hit oatmeal or bread

#

I think I'd actually die if I was forced into a bread-less diet

delicate shadow
#

dude same

#

I'd just be donezo

royal vortex
#

that honor goes to cocaine

delicate shadow
#

cocaine doesn't even work on us properly due to adhd smh

royal vortex
#

i am advertising for my new business venture

#

it doesnt have to work on me i just have to lie to people about its effects

#

being a snake oil salesman would be so cool

delicate shadow
#

like first time I didn't try it because I would never do anything illegal

royal vortex
#

but not like in the modern day when u just lie on the internet

north sedge
#

i had a friend who calmed down after not trying it

delicate shadow
#

it hypothetically just made me feel normal and I, in minecraft, thought that was the hype. Again this is all just a made-up story and didn't actually happen, based entirely on untrue events

royal vortex
#

so glad that u are a law abiding citizen who reacts normally to cocaine

hushed knoll
delicate shadow
#

anyway that shit is expensive and I'm happy to stick to my perfectly legal weed

delicate shadow
royal vortex
#

oh my god he figured it out

hushed knoll
#

Josho shut ur ho ass moth up

#

Mouth

royal vortex
#

don't you fuckin talk about my moth like that

#

i'll fight you

hushed knoll
#

You'd loe

#

Lose

median steeple
delicate shadow
#

Josho would loe pensivecowboy

royal vortex
#

fuck. i'd loe

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

If you can't handle me at my worst then you can't handle me covered in cloudberry jam

royal vortex
#

i REALLY don't want to handle you covered in cloudberry jam

hushed knoll
#

I feel like I've said that before

delicate shadow
#

you likely have

#

cloudberries do be great tho

royal vortex
#

stan has such hardcore dementia he gets deja vu constantly

hushed knoll
#

God I'm about to rip my sheets

delicate shadow
#

I miss my mulberry tree maaaaaan

north sedge
royal vortex
#

dough dont fkin remind me

north sedge
#

lol

royal vortex
#

i was so close to punching my screen

hushed knoll
#

Dough

#

🔨

#

I mean 🔨

#

FUCK

#

:heammer

#

There we go

north sedge
sterile stone
royal vortex
#

three strikes. ur out

north sedge
#

not the first time

delicate shadow
#

I can't believe this is how stan gets banned

hushed knoll
#

WTF

delicate shadow
#

(I would never ban stan)

royal vortex
#

:heammer final answer

hushed knoll
#

You never said your real name is Indian Exeter

#

Incan

#

Either

delicate shadow
#

AND I would never stan ban

royal vortex
#

oh my god

delicate shadow
#

fuck

royal vortex
#

im so sorry

median steeple
#

One life ends another begins

north sedge
#

lol

#

jo quirtla lasted a while too

delicate shadow
#

I've gone from Jo Quirtla; cooky, kinda charming, funny to Indian Exeter; possibly racist, weirdly specific yet not at all, disconcerting

hushed knoll
#

NO YOU ARE JO QUIRTLA

royal vortex
#

stan has forced me to wear the face of a british man in another server

median steeple
#

Stan is an insane god reincarnating people against their will

royal vortex
#

it is quite uncomfortable

#

but the british man is very mad i am slandering his name with some of the stuff i say

hushed knoll
#

You would love to wear Motiujnfs fave

#

Face

#

Mittins

median steeple
#

Calm down Hannibal

royal vortex
#

im so sorry

delicate shadow
royal vortex
#

he just threw acid on you

delicate shadow
#

it's like some weird penance we've chosen to take on, kinda like how catholics choose to just literally never enjoy life

royal vortex
#

my latest stan name wasn't even directed at me but its so fucking incredible i had to

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

it sounds like some sort of martial arts move

hushed knoll
#

ISn;t Joho couhligc

#

Joho catholic

#

Joho

ripe quest
#

Joho

hushed knoll
#

Josho

ripe quest
#

kek

royal vortex
#

when have i ever fucking said im catholic

hushed knoll
#

Oh wait you're not

#

Romano

royal vortex
#

im not changing my name to joho. i am takung house slide

north sedge
#

im hoping to hold on to a fufiijg sexo face the sojourn for a while

hushed knoll
#

Romani

royal vortex
#

romani is not a religion

hushed knoll
#

Romani Catholic

royal vortex
#

i am also not catholic

hushed knoll
#

Commue wafersio ar delciois

#

Cumuniosh

#

Communist

#

Communion

royal vortex
#

three strikes

hushed knoll
#

Wafers

royal vortex
#

you're out

#

final answer

#

communist wafersio ar delciois

ripe quest
#

The Communion Manifesto

hushed knoll
#

My grandma was a slurper

#

OH GOD NO

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

LIKE WINE

#

COMMUNION WIN

royal vortex
#

the FUCK???

ripe quest
#

WHAT

hushed knoll
#

WINE

royal vortex
hushed knoll
#

I fucking meant

royal vortex
#

@north sedge

hushed knoll
#

She'd slurp the wine

#

NO

#

SHUT UP

north sedge
#

hahaha

ripe quest
royal vortex
#

both ur aunt and ur grandma are fkin FREAKS bro

hushed knoll
#

Joho shut up

#

Joho

#

Josho

ripe quest
#

joho

#

4 times

royal vortex
#

i am not naming myself that you sick fuck

#

i am takung house slide

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

I hate the shaking hands emojo

#

Emoji

hushed knoll
#

DOUGH COME ON

#

GO TO BEDGE

south folio
#

the ripe sleeping time of 6pm

hushed knoll
#

God I fucking hate that

#

Makes me want to kiss my pillow in anger

fleet zealot
hushed knoll
#

You heard me

fleet zealot
#

i wish i didn't

hushed knoll
#

You have to take frustration out somehow

fleet zealot
hushed knoll
#

Why

tropic pelican
#

The grandma slurps, the boy kisses