#zealot-class
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I just did
All I saw were hulks
Weird
Do you not have the warbond?
How many SC do you have?
cole was here
Id love a bomb vest like that for vet or ogryn
I trust cole with my life
He showed me pictures of cats
User error
Gonna have to wait and see what the loyalist mobeian 6 armor looks like then
Understandable
whats the eviscerator 2 like is it much different than the xv?
Easier attack patterns
Heavies are overheads lights are side swings
Oh skendmsosn i dont remember the names
Theyre both pretty similar green has more over the place attack patterns and attacks slightly faster if i recall
Both are good and its generally just a preference thing over which one you want
As they perform very similarly
Mb forgot to reply
Man why is noone on discord at 3am smh
Ikr! Its bonkers
Anyways good night
previewed the vt2 server
click on saltz channel
20 messages across the whole day


And some say that DT is the dead game 
VT2 is definitely past due, but I appreciate the devs still working on “small” content patches for it
I need to ask Amelia, do you find these ferret-based images on the get-go or do you keep a folder 
Foolish creature chases the one thing it can not have
mixed sources
sometimes the gif search in discord, sometimes google, reddit, twitter
sometimes i get sent new ferrets via acquaintances and friends
and of course I have my own stashed saved
I see. Complex logistics have been applied.
what do i change
Sprint to Flak damage and Perfect Strike to Shred(which can be changed into many things later, it's a flex slot, only Rampage is core).
There's also a crit build around Perfect Strike for memes, but it's hard for me to say how effective it is.
is everyone in the kerillian channel
not really
Perfect Strike is absolutely viable, it gives more CC in mixed hordes or stagger large groups of ragers, which the standard Shred/Rampage can struggle with
achlys caxe bad?
brunt brought me this and i'm just wondering if it's something i want to try
It’s janky, and works only if you surrender yourself to H1 spam 
Time to find out if my colonies will still be the most horrifying things to exist 
ICE OMG ICE ILY 😍😍😍😍😍

No thanks
Some people love the achlys axe
It looks awkward as fuck but I kinda dig it
I feel like I'd rather take the mark 2 evis for the same playstyle though
Ancient child
i actualy have 1500 penance points
https://youtu.be/kMHT2X8Xw_o?si=HvmkwbSRH7oyH_yJ never played VT2
Warhammer Vermintide 2 loot system is a confusing mess of RNG. Today, we explore how nonsensical the loot system is in Warhammer Vermintide 2.
The Pervious Nonsense Installment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC_Tw2R_feE
The Nonsense playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCfJYa6asRZPvOFuWcP1NF5AD1WV8DtfE
is it still as bad as the video showcase 
well not really
you can obtain
5 useless red items
and then convert them into 5 red dust and get whatever weapon you want
posted 1 year ago
Probably, yeah
the system didnt change past 2+ years or so
I’ll see what’s that about, but there is an extremely high chance that nothing has changed since then
you just play legend difficulty, loot boxes and get reds, the droprate is pretty high these days
can also play lower difficulty on champion, but need General/Emperor box quality (all grims/tomes) to get a chance for red
for legend difficulty any kind of box has a chance of red and the better the quality, the better your chances are.
Cata difficulty dont have cata boxes, just harder challenge for same Legend boxes.
A well rolled orange is just as good as a red, its just the QoL of always rolling max that makes reds desirable
I have 4 perfect roll oranges
Yeah. This is one thing the person in the video didn’t touch upon I think
and that's why that video is either trolling or the guy didnt even play the game
No. The guy just doesn’t have full info on the matter 
Not that it matters, that’s what nerds (like me) are for 🤓
yes
i have 600 hours on VT 2, and have 1 (one) full set of red items on a character and its not even weapons i like
as hard as it is to believe, the DT loot system is better somehow 💀
It’s different
VT2 at least allows you to “steadily” (loot drops
) progress towards reds
this is also after VT2 has had 6 years to improve its loot system
it used to be worse
(lower drop rates AND blue/green dust shortages for rerolls)
Jfc the times when you had to play on low difficulties, to get green dust to reroll things on weapons, because higher difficulty settings didn’t drop green dust (or you had to get low level loot boxes)

well they improved like in 3 years
And it will remain like this til the end of days
first it was red, but droprate was insanely low and then added red crafting in somewhere around 2021
or maybe earlier, i dont remember
Unless they decide that “hey, maybe there is some opportunity cost in porting Athanor over to base game”
they are probably afraid that people will craft red weps or perfect weps in darktide and then quit
want to get that RNG grind going on
we'l see what will be that "crafting rework", but emperor knows when
hopefully darktide reds are a steady thing to work towards
cause reds are the best gear with 100% stats
supposedly this year
from the statement they did
i'd guess we'll get other stuff between now and then
Well it's either that, or people will drop exactly because they can't be bothered to get perfect weapons in DT (it's not like they have to do that, but they wouldn't have stayed for long anyway, regardless of red weapons being in the game)
i doubt that they'l do 100% stats for reds, because that would render everyone grinding pointless (all these years) and weapons will go into trashcan, but maybe all 80 is legit
The game being starved for new content or more variations of old content doesn't really help its retention, either.
but why even have a stat cap then
Facts
VT2's loot system has the absolute infinite ass that is manually rerolling perks with randomized percentages
So you might have 2 billion dust to reroll and obviously will get capped percentages at some point
But you still have to do it
One by one
Like we used to in Darktide
not until they introduced reds
It's been fixed a couple of years ago to always go through a list of properties, so you will eventually get what you want
That's part of the problem, yeah
The lootboxes also kinda suck, love to sift through piles of total Garbage for doing missions
It's just annoying to keep clicking and clicking and clicking and clicking and clicking
5 random reds for one of your choice shouldnt take much time
getting reds wasn't ever really a thrilling "task"
and the fact you can't reroll perks individually it rerolls both
Yeah
In the most objective and literal sense, it allows you to roll anything you want with any talent you want
Except it makes that a pain in the ass for perks and talents aren't a pain in the ass just because the pool isn't high enough
It could easily be just picking a perk like we have here
i love crafting in vermintide 2 i love rerolling my perks seventy-six times and hearing the forge anim slam and play out every single one of those times and then running out of green dust so i have to scrap other weapons to make more but only nine at a time or downgrade other dust but only ten at a time and boy that forge door keeps slamming and now i am all out of dust and still dont have two proprieties i want so i guess i have to open some chests but only five at a time and gotta watch a whole new anim while it does gosh golly this is so interactive and fun i really love crafting in vermintide 2 it totally doesnt waste my fucking time nope sure doesnt
back to the forge to dust all the trash those chests gave me oh boy very exciting system KERCHUNGGGGGGCHK, KERCHUNGGGGGCHK
Omg hi
hi stan
My brother in the emperor
IM 34,000 PLASTEEL IN THE RED
First time?

Stan time
I literally have 9/10 III blessings and 8/10 IV Blessings and neither of them are riposte
Pure agony
just check melk daily and forget about till it procs

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT MELK
that's how i got most of my blessings, since he's always selling i330 crap
I have like 50k+ Requistion tokens
Infinite energy source
ferret clone machine time
soon the world will be fluffy noodles
ooooo a dev blog
gasoline with lead as a condition is cool
hey zealot i got this gift
What
cleave targets doesn't really matter on the heavy sword, right? because of Deathblow?
Bro had a bit too much corpse starch
ha yes the zealot class the only discord in which you have chainsword betweeen pic of ferret and memes (i love it in here)
which heavy laspistol is better? i think they trade off fire rate for damage? not 100% sure
only ever used the kantrael mkX but that's because I've only ever heard anything about the kantrael mkX
@next crow is that texas?
i have no idea, i saw it on the internet a long time ago
i hate vt2 crafting rose tinted goggles
enjoy getting 3 red longbows in a row dingus
from what i can see
a god roll weapon in vt2 is nothing compared to how good some bricked weapons can be in dt
also more unique
me looking on the rinalds gift site to see what traits there are
oh wow
every weapon in the game has the parry trait
and like
also the same 6 pool of traits
wow
how unique
nearly every build for weapons is identical, and every weapon basically only has one build
i think DT needs more of the game changing blessings
like adhesive explosive, or blazing psyker
stuff that fundementally changes the role of your weapon
tbh darktide is still winning out in terms of variety across the board even now
like you actually have to think about the weapon and what its used for
BM kinda fits the descript but it turns a useless weapon into one of the best weapons
Vt2 builds are basically crit attack speed blessings
"waow savage sweep! more cleave!!! time to put it on my heavy sword" said the moron
ignore them all, grab swift slaying
the only good trait
Me enjoying my uncanny deflector illisi
also i ran an xp farming bell run but chose to do it as sigma priest instead of zealot
can someone explain to me how the flail and shield is balanced
want to take the crits refund ability cooldown on 100% crit chance saltzpyre? don't, swiftslaying still generates you more cooldown than the dedicated cooldown traits
: )
guys veteran can be built like a zealot, though more squishy and less dmg (when dualist is proc or they use momentum) but it has a plasma gun
ye vets pretty fun
power greatsword (somewhere in the future hopefully)
yes
dont u get it bro its because reds were maxed that meant there was an endgame bro thats what crafting is about its about endgames the decisions inbetween dont matter bro its about getting the 100% best of something so you can endgame bro
this adjudicator is quite frankly fun as fuck
i just wish it had two more magazines or even four
plus it looks like a sad aardvark
look at it
it's fucken adorable
right now i feel dirty using the eruptor because you can skip the bolt anim between shots very easily
i shot the eruptor at the feet of 4 bots, they all died
it's like soldier tf2 all over again
and just weaving in a quick and dirty shot inbetween salvos of your stalwart is way too easy and very effective
i assume it is not an intended thing
even without cancelling the cycling of the bolt it's disgusting
those tight groups of rocket devastators, 3 shots and they all die
and it's a primary
yea but right now you can eruptor > grenade pistol > eruptor > stalwart > eruptor > repeat last two endlessly and never worry again
i love that it sends u forwards
like a rope has been tied around me and attached to the round
@royal vortex darktide? (with yoshi maybe if they live)
i think my internet is having a seizure rn
the vacum gun
finally tried the new defence mode for helldivers last night
u can also deflect it off an enemy to dome a teammate
no one told me the ai just doesn't work on that game mode 
the maps also have varying levels of fuckery
one has a ramp that u can clip into and get stuck inside
the other u can see invisible walls
i was on the invisible wall one
and just
the enemy ai was turned off
for half the run
they'd drop and just wait for you to shoot them
dropshit stealth dropped 2 berserkers on top of a cliff near the generators and they merced them
everything vulnerable to mortar cheese
game doesn't actually tell you when the generators take dmg
i just find im not vibing with HD2
think imma wait a year and hope they clean it up like DT has
Yee they added Lib Pen 2.0.
it's a p fun game to mess around with friends in
and thats about as far as i think about it
i just get really annoyed with the scope misalignment
and the bugs
and the crashes
and the enemy balance
Double the damage per shot and second, slightly less total damage. Also the sfx are baller as fuck.
its just >insert tide game launch< again
i am blessed to have not chose the wrong hardware
although stan made me crash with his refusal to stop using the arc thrower while it was bugged
sounds like stan
yee the game is a bit flawed w/ the issues. They got a nice stack of current problems, quite laughably half of the new content added with the warbond recently is unfinished or outright not working.
@royal vortex btw the DoT bug isn't for the lobby's host, it's for the network host. It can change between games.
the ai not functioning at all i was not expecting
yea i heard about this
thermite grenade bros in SHAMBLES
isn't thermite in shambles anyway
Oh w/ this it's been great for me outside of 1 map w/ the new mission and the shit you can do to the bots w/ Punisher Plasma
new maps sometimes enemy ai is just turned off
they drop and stand still until they take damage
its a funny sparkler if you attach it to the pelican right before it takes off
If you manage to get a working supply of Thermite it's pretty decent. 7 AP is good enough for 99% of enemies and it lasts a while.
i was like "man this game could use like a krak grenade equivalent" and then i throw it at a berserker and it does not kill the berserker and i become depressed
literally had 5 hulks AFKing under a rock
yee that's the PP or Scorcher doing it. If you stagger them when they're in the dropship they break. Can do it with other weapons but not with the same coverage.
It's super fun to just turn off a load of hulks
was a 2 man, neither of us had those weapons
might have been the autocannon turret maybe
That'd do it yeah
From what I've seen I haven't been able to get them to drop like that unless I stagger them.
cica did this multiple times

alongside another teammate
basically
the pathing is fucky on the missions
and spawns 3 million enemies next to the landing pad
instead of the gates
ive had some people get the game and the first match we load into we get like 3 game breaking bugs back to back that ive never seen before or since
its so sad
I'm loving it. I got another game to break down but like, different challenges present and no code to cheat with. I hate the randoms though, I'm essentially locked to just waiting for a cool person to play it because everytime I QP in 7-9 I get soap guzzlers.
man i wish there was a more clear indicator of the fact that i was about to die in vt2
evverytime i played with zoe and violet its been a blast
i can even complete helldive
1 or 2
2
i know there are the voicelines but they get overridden in the heat of the moment
like i just go down and im like "wait i was that low??"
i wanna go back and play vt1 again honestly
think i've realised i prefer it over VT2
if i had known id have cast the sigma shield and either went balls to the wall or repositioned
but i just didnt realize i was in that bad of a position
I like 9 a lot since it feels decently hard but not unfair usually. There are some rough scenarios but they always start with a bad decision. When they buffed command bunkers on bots it was dope too, it feels challenging to approach them instead of DDR on a terminal for 2 minutes.
I want an objective where we fight the cows, they're super cool.
the cows are sick
Time for medicine
Walking command bunker w/ a fab built into it. Truly baller.
Walking gunship spawner
gunship factories made me realize that hellbombs can be destroyed
and if you dont have any weapon to destroy gunships with your fucked
Paon
man every time i see vermintide stuff im like "wow thats cool" and i start playing again and when i do im just like "man now i just wanna be playing darktide cuz this just aint it"
i wasted like 7 revives trying to get a hellbomb to activate
The cycle of tide games
Thankfully the gunships can be destroyed by like so many things
yknow whats even worse
they can destroy the bomb after you activated it with no explosion
I've started running auto cannon turrets on bot missions
simply just play darktide

Plays darktide and dies
Darktide doesn't have cool magic shotgun
smh
Dear lord
those are baby house 😤
oh fuck i forgot i can sprint
Baby house
thank god
1 hour per crusher purchased
i really should make them revert the crusher
zealot chats had it too good for too long
I have over a thousand i think, but have not played in months
Hey like 3 people would love that
(this is about the crusher)
Calm down norm MacDonald
oh ye theres people that don't like crusher cause its technically got low dps
send me the link to the comment section, i wanna read 
like how some people dislike crucius because it is "bad into hordes"
Devil's claw now decimates bosses
these people don't know what they are talking about
crab has gone too far this time, he must be destroyed
slap uncanny on a dueling sword and its instantly cracked
but ye these people are wrong and i will be telling john fatshark to corrupt their hard drives

idr where i got it from
i get recommended dt youtube videos all the time and i dont watch any of them
the crusher rework was phenomenal and even still ppl hate it
Who needs a Psyker to break open Bulwarks? Not a Zealot with the Crusher!
Build: https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb938f7-9bb4-4915-bec6-90a1935cf27b/earthshaker
0:00 Showcase
0:37 Run Starts
7:25 Chaos Spawn
8:15 Solo Starts
10:34 Bots Gone
15:37 Final Event
#darktide #warhammerdarktide #warhammerdarktidegameplay
ty
isnt the rework just a damage boost in theory
or am i stupid
the vid author was in the comment so i knew where to look 
slight attack speed adjustments and chaining times, damage boost yes, but also changes to how attacks perform into armour types (the H1 and L2 overheads have boosted weakspot and armour damage)
the special got its AOE more than halved, and we entirely gutted its suppression AOE (used to be 13m)
so under the hood its just some number tweaks, but the weapon feels very smooth and combo-ey
that is certainly true
but my brain is not big and it feels hard to use like the new chainsword
i have 26 crushers (after deleting all the ones i didn't want)
wait what
the new chainsword is just light spam
as much as i want its AS reduced slightly to try and emphasis PA>light2>heavy3
i mean in terms of moveset
are you too attached to the rest to remove more?
the swings have goofy patterns
you'll get used to it 
i think i kept a bunch since i was looking for different perk combos
and then at some point someone asked me if CC had any noticeable losses if dumped (it doesn't really)
i want skullcrusher killed, and some of hte impact blessings altered to not just be 3 identical but some worse impact blessings
and by killed i mean not 80%
80% skullcrusher is carrying some weapons in strange ways
someday josho will get the perfect purple skullcrusher crusher
SK needs to be changed first
it at least is relatively more interesting than other absurd damage blessings
but stagger blessings are also super lame and basically only having a single blessing on a weapon is kinda
strange
i basically want to like
like
(why do swords have multiple impact blessings)
just wanna live laugh love
i mean what i really want is a full impact rework
part of it is also that crusher is super easy to roll crafting wise so it being the way it is more of a net positive
a full rebalance of all stagger values, both on weapons and on enemy stumble thresholds
(and this is why all problems lead back to crafting)
stagger values should also actually be readable from the weapon card
i have no idea what the numbers themselves mean
but also its not accurate there
yea it lies too
and it means nothing when all enemies stagger thresholds are so fucking low
i think crushers are like 20 💀
at the very least everything that isnt a boss has an in-built stagger immunity timer after
making a crusher fall down with a force sword push attack
FS PA is its own issue i don't even want to think about
an abusable stagger immunity timer that is to do with stagger stages
which is why oggy can stun lock all bosses with melee
😔
@royal vortex
mankar
mankat
Stansho
explode
This clip is from the movie "Hajime No Ippo Champion Road" and picks up where the English Dub version of the anime ends (There is another season but its still in English Sub.)
chat watch this
ippo is so badass
🍿
thats basically a full movie we can't exactly have that posted here 
das why ippo the goat
when frisk undetale uses determeniation its 'epic and swag' when ippo the fighting uses determenation its 'plot armor'
baki sweeps unfortunately
How's it going guy's
Just scrapped my 8th hammer in another failed attempt to get thrust. Emperor save me
mr fatshark himself is denying you thrust
they had never once seen veins that big
ok this fucking image wont send
the baki author making jack 2.40 metres for some reason
MY IMAGES WONT FUCKING SEND
thank god
damn
bro is sending his memes by floppy disc
LMAO
where were u when joshos internet was kill
baki when ippo hits him with the power of determination and some images of a guy he fought 300 chapters ago
luckily baki still has a coherent story vs kengan omega
mr skel
hey i dont have that power
just sortin some stuff then i can game
should i be honored
aint no way they got the dragonslayer in a baki isekai manga
usually but its been a while since stan last murdered me
fair
Please add big spoon to darktide
aint no way
no baki character can counter da ghost..
mayb jack
jack gonna get his getbacks and break all of pickles teeth
i still think its fucking stupid how baki got all the good shit while jack got fucked
guy trained day in day out to the point he didnt eat just to get strong to kill yujiro but baki gets all the glory!!!
jack is getting a redemption arc rn
if itagaki doesnt make like 50 filler pages of doppo slicing random stuff
rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated
unless ted suffocates me to death
@twilit ferry am joinin vc now
can't believe netflix flopped stone ocean so hard
well, are u able to internet now?
biggest reveal was jack being a catholic after he pissed his pants at jesus or whatever
das not me
i didn't even know the second half of stone ocean came out until i saw youtube clips popping up
valid
split the season into 2 parts
and the production quality is worse than part 5
they used cgi for the weather boy fight with that gravity dude
hey i play psyker so i cant say anything
josho are you playing or is your internet still mostly dead
let me grab a drink rq then i can play
presumably
ill boot in the meantime
split into drops instead of just doing a normal release schedule
weather (heavy weather) vs pucci (whitesnake) iirc
oh no i meant like the first episode
oh first episode
weather report vs jumping jack
yeee
hopefully part 7 gets the love it deserves
it's a shame cause stone ocean had to follow up golden wind
part 7 is like a decade away with all the horses
they did tease it tho so i'm pretty sure it is being worked on
but part 7 is the peak
part 8 is interesting and bizarre but part 7 is just the best
i think part 8 is good, it's just following the best part
then again, I read part 8 after it was finished
so i didn't need to wait
and i need to pick up jojolands i've just been busy so i stopped on like chpt 3
but it seems to be the most based series but i can't elaborate on it

pucci was da coolest villian ever
so goated they had to pull out da biggest bullshit to stop his swag
erm ok pal
keep ur bunny ears to yourself
funny valentine was A FREAK
pucci was just goated...
kira was a FREAK but in a goode way
funny valentine was a classic american politician
aka a massive hypocrite and liar
and it's soooo good
especially when idiots online think he was correct
erm i meant he was a PEDOPHILE
not jfk..
LAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shadow dio is the hardest thing araki ever produced
also dio casually forgetting he has vampire blood lasers in part 3
dio is a loser but he's aight
Bro was getting freaky over a dead little girl
Can you even kill ghosts in jojo?
yea
in dead mans tales
kira ghost could die if he entered a room with a person i think
Is that a rohan graphic novel?
dey ARE
u know who is canon

Is that heritage to the future
what the fuck is yakub doing here
Big money
Big prizes
ah hell nah not the xbox keyboard
soulja boy recently took his time to explain the xbox 360 microphone and keypad function.
How else am I supposed to type GG
knife gaming\
gunnar is the mvp
just went through the maelstrom with 43 damage taken 
high tier roombing
As a non anime watcher
This show seems like a bad acid trip
And everyone is just experiencing their own acid trip
i must use the mobility for good
did you break it down?
monch
PERSONA 5 REFFERENCE!!!!!
henry has come to see us!!
Let's see you max out all his stats in the first town
Without finishing the prologue

maybe if ur SCARED
of real COMBAT
Premature declaration of surrender I see.
yea on UR PART
i nevah exploit video games
and i never will.....

kcd had the stupidest story ever 😭
i liked it but holy shit
just went 'nah u not getting ur daddys sword back lol'
i hope they expand the combat a ton
it got boring when it boiled down to reaction perfect parrying
i remember perfect parrying black tom i think and his health instantly dropping to like 20% cause I did the perfect parry that strikes your face
No it didn't 
yes
We can agree to disagree
Praise the lord henry's come to see us
the whole siege was the worst
MITTINS HIIIII 
helo stan
They kinda ran out of ideas on how to do the seoge it felt like lol
I didnt mind cus the rest was so awesome
going back to your starting village and getting a random skirmish event and now you have endgame level plate armor
i also headshot the dude that killed your parents cause i didnt know how the combat worked at all
cleave targets doesn't really matter on the heavy sword, right? because of Deathblow?
not overly
u dont super want it dumped but between deathblow and a power blessing it won't be a huge concern
Hi Joshowo
Always like seeing ferret
whats up stan

fuzzy lookin birds
I raise with death dino bird
but can it dance
No because they are EVIL
they only know how to be intimidating
death dino birds can oneshot humans idk
sounds pretty evil to me
Humans can 1 shot the dino bird it aint shit
we need to invest in our tech tree
Of course we're stuck with the worst of the dinosaurs
Microraptor my beloved I miss you
We already have that down, those birds are 100 million years too late

Hello Exhillious.
If that IS your real name.
No it is not my legal name.
Deep state spy

However I am the only person with the name Exhillious so ig you could say it's my real name.
my legal name is diet
at least your legal name isn't Jo Quirtla
I'm jealous.
hi jealous
my full legal name though is "a fufiijg sexo face, the sojourn"
You sound like the name of a sentient kidney bean who is is a spy
kidney beans are good shit
i go to florida and get sunburnt once and stan hits me with "why are you sin burnt"
idk stan maybe its cuz god hates me since i like men
or
u know
the fucking SUN
rise, sin burnt, and reclaim the aloe vera
How does a potato omelette work
I imagine you would put potatoes in an omelette
omelette loaded with potato
you eat a whole potato raw and then lie on the internet and say you cooked it
I hate it
I guess it's more like a frittata
sin burnt sounds like something i'd hear in a souls-like game
Hi gamers

credit to dj foivh
:(
ahead of me
the potatoes are definitely not raw, fried them up with some onions
and then fuckin' buried it all in parsley because parsley is based
yes i put it together minutes after sin burnt dropped
Yes
YAAAS SLAY WHERE IS THE KETCHUP
Who is incan
who is incan't
i have no idea. why did i mention him?
nah I used sour cream lol
FUCK NO
That's a yes
Who is incan
nobody tell him
It's a simple question
Such denialism isn't healthy
JOSHO WTF
You sure?
Embrace dirt egg
you gotta fully cook them Mr. Darktide Premium Currency
Wow you full named him

practice shall make perfecto
It's so sad that my long-vid has made me unable to enjoy multiple aromatics and egg.
see ya jelly, hope work is smooth
Cook your potatoes
shit you can't enjoy spices n stuff?
no stuff like onion, garlic, etc.
huh well at least it's not 100% of the time
so annoying when I bite into a sandwich and just taste bitter at random
Plus side: I am forced to rotate my meals for a more diverse diet so that's cool
variety is the spice of life
yee. I am truly blessed that it hasn't yet hit oatmeal or bread
I think I'd actually die if I was forced into a bread-less diet
cocaine doesn't even work on us properly due to adhd smh
i am advertising for my new business venture
it doesnt have to work on me i just have to lie to people about its effects
being a snake oil salesman would be so cool
like first time I didn't try it because I would never do anything illegal
but not like in the modern day when u just lie on the internet
i had a friend who calmed down after not trying it
it hypothetically just made me feel normal and I, in minecraft, thought that was the hype. Again this is all just a made-up story and didn't actually happen, based entirely on untrue events
so glad that u are a law abiding citizen who reacts normally to cocaine

SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INCAN
anyway that shit is expensive and I'm happy to stick to my perfectly legal weed
Since roughly 2019
oh my god he figured it out
Josho would loe 
fuck. i'd loe
Sometimes I envision you as Johnny Depp lite just based on your life's world building.
If you can't handle me at my worst then you can't handle me covered in cloudberry jam
i REALLY don't want to handle you covered in cloudberry jam
I feel like I've said that before
stan has such hardcore dementia he gets deja vu constantly
God I'm about to rip my sheets
I miss my mulberry tree maaaaaan
dough dont fkin remind me
lol
i was so close to punching my screen

three strikes. ur out
not the first time
I can't believe this is how stan gets banned
WTF
(I would never ban stan)
:heammer final answer
AND I would never stan ban
oh my god
fuck
im so sorry
One life ends another begins
I've gone from Jo Quirtla; cooky, kinda charming, funny to Indian Exeter; possibly racist, weirdly specific yet not at all, disconcerting
NO YOU ARE JO QUIRTLA
stan has forced me to wear the face of a british man in another server
Stan is an insane god reincarnating people against their will
it is quite uncomfortable
but the british man is very mad i am slandering his name with some of the stuff i say
Calm down Hannibal
tbf we not only enable it, we embrace it despite ourselves
he just threw acid on you
it's like some weird penance we've chosen to take on, kinda like how catholics choose to just literally never enjoy life
my latest stan name wasn't even directed at me but its so fucking incredible i had to
I was gone for 2 minutes how did this happen already
it sounds like some sort of martial arts move
Joho
Josho
kek
when have i ever fucking said im catholic
im not changing my name to joho. i am takung house slide
im hoping to hold on to a fufiijg sexo face the sojourn for a while
Romani
romani is not a religion
Romani Catholic
i am also not catholic
three strikes
Wafers
The Communion Manifesto
WHAT
the FUCK???
WHAT
WINE
I fucking meant
@north sedge
hahaha
WHAT
both ur aunt and ur grandma are fkin FREAKS bro
🤝
the ripe sleeping time of 6pm
huh
You heard me
i wish i didn't
You have to take frustration out somehow
did you ask the pillow first?
Why
The grandma slurps, the boy kisses








