zealot-class

[elfin steppe]

what about it

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-this-guy-pirate-plunder-kill-this-guy-with-hammers-yeah-kill-this-guy-gif-16001117164320842992

[frosty herald]

The 1 medal reward

[drifting wolf]

you deserved a medal

[hushed agate]

Please do not plunder my valuables it took a long time to steal them

[hushed knoll]

What

What’s wrong

[elfin steppe]

I'm just sad that I ever came to the US.

[hushed knoll]

From where

[elfin steppe]

China

[hushed knoll]

Oh

How old were you

[elfin steppe]

28

[hushed knoll]

Oh gotcha

How long have you been here

[elfin steppe]

3 years

[hushed knoll]

Do you want to go back to China or are you in general looking to move somewhere else

Also just in general I’m pretty sure the EU has a pretty strong IT field

[elfin steppe]

I don't want to go back, it's kind of a personal and family issue. But I don't know where else I can go.

[hushed knoll]

You won’t make the salary that you can in the US tho

AFAIK

But don’t take my word for it

[elfin steppe]

Nah, I can't even find a proper job in the US, because I'm not an American.

[hushed knoll]

Aw sorry man that’s tough. Is it a residency thing?

[lusty turtle]

Berlin and munich are pgud, outside of germany london is also great but expensive

iirc dublin, amsterdam and stockholm are also pgud

[hushed knoll]

Are you in IT

I forgot

[elfin steppe]

Most recruiters who called me told me they can't sponsor me, as I already expected.

[lusty turtle]

i'm in IT ye

basically any major country in europe that isn't france or spain

[hushed knoll]

For a work visa?

[elfin steppe]

Thx for the advice, having to move to another country also sucks.

[lusty turtle]

although i think france still has decent IT in paris 🤔

[elfin steppe]

Yeah, I'm currently under my first year opt, I have a master degree in computer science,but guess what, turns out it's easier to get a job if you're,ew,"refugee"

[hushed knoll]

Germany is def a decent place to live but I’m not sure how strict the requirements are for foreigners wanting to work there

[lusty turtle]

if its like the rest of europe, not bad

buuuut i do know germany has some issues i won't get into because politics, so it could be annoying or it could be fine

[hushed knoll]

I would imagine the UK has similar issues, no?

[lusty turtle]

i think most people go to the UK or sweden

[elfin steppe]

I have no doubt if you want to live a peaceful life,most countries in Europe can give you that, so does the US.

[hushed knoll]

Do you like living in the US and it’s just a matter of getting a visa?

At first I thought it’s because you didn’t like it here

[lusty turtle]

eeeeeeeh its kinda complex but for the most part we are a cultural melting pot still and have people coming from all over the world

the big issue is honestly just cost of living if you are doing it for IT

[hushed knoll]

If you like North America you could also look into Canada as well

[lusty turtle]

especially like, bristol or london, the housing market is awful

[elfin steppe]

TBH, I only enjoy the peace, the US has much less population than China, also a larger degree of freedom.

I've considered Canada, but they don't like to sponsor foreigners too.

[lusty turtle]

ye NA is pretty rough

[elfin steppe]

It's not a secret that if you don't have citizenship you are basically a modern slave for these countries.

[lusty turtle]

europes a lot more just, as long as you have a visa and can prove you can do the job most places will hire you

one of my co-workers i think is from romania? and they go back home semi often

[elfin steppe]

Yeah, that's why I thought about German, they do have better policies for foreign workforce.

[lusty turtle]

yep

you also can't be fired on the spot in most of europe so thats pog

good luck with w/e you move to 🫡

[elfin steppe]

Thank you! I really appreciate it. not to mention three years in the US this is the only community I joined.

I know it sounds sad.

[steep flame]

hype

[elfin steppe]

When I graduated from college, the IT market had already been hit by several massive FAANG layoffs, and none of us could get a job. At that moment, I actually realized I had made a big strategic mistake. Many Chinese come here not because they love freedom or something, but because the US pays very well. At the same time, they are also part of the toxic culture that cultivated them back in China. I don't want to be part of it; that's why I left in the first place. I just happened to go to the same country as them without giving it careful thought.

[frosty herald]

the automatons are using me as a pinball using explosives

i cant die but i cant stand up either

[pseudo relic]

Embrace the ragdoll life

[maiden path]

bro why is the moon so fucking big 😭

[pseudo relic]

I'm about halfway through my Zealot, like lvl14/15, and it's turning to be just a worse off version of my Veteran

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/final-level-shoot-return-gif-14074574

[maiden path]

???

are you playing zealot like a fucking vet 😭

[fossil crag]

[pseudo relic]

Can't find the style that fits me

[maiden path]

melee!?!?!?

[drifting wolf]

might just not like what zealot has to offer then ig

[fossil crag]

would you like to know the way of the knife

[pseudo relic]

Got a big mace and a mk12 lasgun

[nimble fiber]

uhm

[pseudo relic]

I have the 12 knives

[fossil crag]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxdjnrxOuHpiVet26HjYOAPYztGzzYTkOK?si=Ex2vx06cLrn5bHNN

[maiden path]

mods kick this man

[fossil crag]

i use mk6 now since the push attack with mk3 and 6 are the same

[maiden path]

appoint me discord mod i wont ban every stealth zealot trust me :^)

[fossil crag]

plus mk6 has the horde combo of heavy push attack repeat

[pseudo relic]

What's that inquisition symbol that I see some players hold up to repel nearby enemies? When do I unlock it?

[fossil crag]

watch the clip it aint even stealth

[nimble fiber]

what

[maiden path]

tomato tomato

if ur weapon aint 30 feet long i cant trust yoyu

[frosty herald]

yeah were only succesfully defending menkent

[maiden path]

big ass sword zealots rise up!!

[pseudo relic]

Big ass chainsword or the big fuck off mace?

[maiden path]

idk i used the new chainsowrd when i played

[frosty herald]

show the knife cause what is this gameplay

[maiden path]

that thing fucks

ZEALOT NEEDS A FUCKING FLAME GRENADE LAUNCHER

like re2

[frosty herald]

the fleshtearer hurts so bad

[fossil crag]

keep in mind i have a diffrent build now

[nimble fiber]

[fossil crag]

i use something like this at it crits pretty frequently

[maiden path]

why do our zealots take the drugs

dont make no snese

[nimble fiber]

bless u beb beb

[maiden path]

bless ur mama

[nimble fiber]

bless your cousin

[frosty herald]

mamacita plzz listen to me

please use executor on mk6 knife

[maiden path]

need book weapon for zealot

[fossil crag]

no

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-reaction-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-gif-613275461876515673

[maiden path]

this how im tryna play

[frosty herald]

i would main the book

[fossil crag]

actually ill try it

[frosty herald]

itl skyrocket your raw damage

[fossil crag]

since i thought it was executor was the blessing with the instant kill human size enemies

[frosty herald]

your attacks sweep anyway so youll hit multiple heads

the instakill blessings sucks ass

ive never had it proc

[fossil crag]

ye that why i said no at first but when i looked the blessing it was diffrent

[frosty herald]

do mind that executor goes away on a miss or non weakspot hit

[fossil crag]

wait

so if i sweap attack and lets say it hits a balwalk shield its all gone?

[frank quail]

Yes

[frosty herald]

yup

[fossil crag]

https://tenor.com/view/meow-neko-arc-gif-11195226753545301445

[frank quail]

executor my beloathed

[frosty herald]

you can also stab with the mk6 by doing a punch heavy heavy attack

[fossil crag]

welp ill still try it. i can finnaly start aiming my stuff instead of just flinging my mouse around

[maiden path]

is there an actual date for the april update

or is it just 'late april'

[frosty herald]

late april

[fossil crag]

30th of april best case senario

[frosty herald]

fatshark doesnt do well with specific times

[maiden path]

that shit is NOT coming out in april

[frosty herald]

it aint LMAO

[maiden path]

next month the 20nth i bet

i stil stand by with my theory that fatshark consists of 3 dudes and its all one working on one game when the other isnt

all 3 are on vt2 rn

[fossil crag]

btw is there any significant dmg increase with precog? its the 60% finese dmg for 2 sec

or is power/executioner just better

[frosty herald]

just crit chance increase i believe

but executor is more consistent

knife has a x2.0 or x1.9 crit multiplier

so you could go executor and pick scourge

[obtuse stirrup]

Precognition is really powerful, but short

[versed badge]

So FS is inconsistent with being late. Patch #12 with Auric and Maelstroms dropped suddenly a few days after the dev blog

[ember yew]

that's why i prefer mercy killer or flesh tearer(you cant remove uncanny from knife), precog is too short to my taste and riposte is a bit of an overkill, even if the uptime is close to 100% in combat.

[fossil crag]

btw do you know if mercy killer procs when you proc bleed

or do you need to pre proc bleed before it activates

[ember yew]

probably not, need to apply bleed

[fossil crag]

since executioner, i kinda dont like it since when im fighting at stairs i dont get a clean cleave at the head

[ember yew]

the way i play it when i spam lights to apply bleed

to push stab to the head

damage boost is really noticeable

[frosty herald]

ngl

how many times are you fighting on stairs

not to mention you can change your character height in the future

[fossil crag]

i charge > heavy >spam block attack at crushers

[fossil crag]

depends on the map

[ember yew]

you need to get 5 stacks of uncanny(or at least 4), heavy spam or push stab comes after getting uncanny going

so thats light attacks then either heavy or push stab with mercy killer damage boost

if uncanny already at max stacks

then its charge -> heavy/PA

[fossil crag]

not going to lie ill just stick to flesh tearer since all i need is 2 crit on a crusher and it dies if i have uncanny stacked up (without dodge dmg bonus forgot what it is called)

[frosty herald]

Duelist

[ripe quest]

iirc they fixed it going away on a miss or putting the weapon away but it still goes away on body hit.

[ember yew]

In a miracle scenario where your team is godlike, bleed has little value, but since the pugs are bad for the most time, Flesh Tearer it is

im gonna remade it into a better one when crafting rework arrives

[fossil crag]

5 uncanny + crit push attack: max executor 2013, flesh tearer 1611, mercy killer 2290 this is what i found when testing it on a pleague ogryn, no charge

[fossil crag]

im trying to get my mk6 perfect knife#

but out of duckets

[ripe quest]

Use Precog for a first hit high finesse bonus.

I don't quite recall the setup but I've hit 10k on Plague Ogryn on a live boss.

w/ knife

[fossil crag]

invis zealot bot path or top path

i remember when i run top path im chonking bosses

[ripe quest]

It used Fury of the Faithful and Martyr.

[fossil crag]

but i found that charge just does better overall

[fossil crag]

eh nvm you lose me i dont like running martyr dom

[ripe quest]

[fossil crag]

i run 3x3 stamina curios and i can never go back

[median steeple]

what why

[ripe quest]

There's no reason to ever do that

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tbh-spectrum-cat-kanan-gif-13771207549506682910

[ember yew]

i checked my FT knife vs my Mercy Knife

used reaper as test target

FT knife highest push attack was 1900

with 1600-1700 average

[drowsy steppe]

I like to imagine this is how you look

[ember yew]

Mercy Knife highest was 2750

overall feels much stronger

i like the consistency of Mercy Killer, compared to precog, you are not relying on RNG or trash mobs to proc it

[austere grail]

God among men

[fossil crag]

this 2 knife has the same stats so they kinda closer but ye, mercy does more dmg, i just preffer the bleeedge left is mercy right is exo

[fossil crag]

if you see me play its either im speedrunning killing and dodging everything or im getting caught/ random chip dmg. there is no in between

[ripe quest]

It's not far off, I am indeed a chibi anime girl irl.

[frosty herald]

Woe barrel upon ye

[ripe quest]

I do think that this and captures my identity the best.

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/black-frieza-frieza-black-dbs-dragon-ball-z-gif-26881715

This is me asf

[fossil crag]

lemme know when you wanna sprint it down together

[ripe quest]

nah this is you fr

[frosty herald]

Imperfect cell is hella freaky

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hal-speedwalk-malcolm-in-the-middle-walkathon-race-gif-11658428

[merry spade]

Today I banished 3 demonhosts by knocking them off a ledge with the chorus ability.

[frosty herald]

We should also play together when the update comes out

[maiden path]

wtf is up with finaly fnatasy

why is sephiroth good guy

[frosty herald]

Hes goated like that

Dont forget theres a third game coming

Square enix somehow splitting ff7 into 3 games

[maiden path]

i aint playing any of them

waoooooaaa

wtf u mean 3 ff7 games

how da fuck u make a 30 hour game into 3 seperate games

[lost patio]

Found a Zarona revolver with Damage-80, Mobility-79, Penetration-61, Reload Speed 80, Critical Bonus 80. That any good?

kinda wish mobility and penetration were reversed but alas

[frosty herald]

Padding with retcons story additions minigames and dungeons

[left iron]

The original was 3 discs as well, so they are defo using that as a excuse for making 3 games

[maiden path]

sephiroth gay sex sidequest that lets u access the seceret dungeon that lets u unlock the max level bypass

[maiden path]

(30 dollars)

[fossil crag]

just dm me / ping me anytime you want to play, you have me added in discord

[ember yew]

You need to get Handcannon and Surgical blessings for it, and somewhat useful perks (Unyelding, Flak, Carapace, etc, not stamina or sprint)

[frosty herald]

do you also have a steam cause the helldivers thingy?

[fossil crag]

ye

i just have darktide on xbox

since i tried it out on the xbox game pass to see if i would like it

but then later on i realised i couldnt transfer the data to steam so i just bought the game on xbox

[frosty herald]

904069563 is my steam code

just drop me a request

[drowsy steppe]

bro thinks hes Cole Phelps

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gus-los-pollos-hermanos-cursed-gif-24436293

[maiden path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/605892332851560451/1224103268658184292/dune_kiss.gif

[frosty herald]

Have you watched a single dune movie

[nimble fiber]

gimme part 3 pls & thank u

when do new invincible episodes come out again?

[frosty herald]

Season 3 hasnt been revealed yet

[steel agate]

Omg leaks of akimbo stub gamin?!

[median steeple]

I have seen the new TW DLC

the cycle of abuse continues

[solar gorge]

thunderbage

...

at last

[median steeple]

thank god the community beat CAs ass with SoC

[solar gorge]

idk

with how CA works on stuff

can't say how much of ToD was already done when that happened

[median steeple]

they delayed it and remade a bunch of stuff iirc

[solar gorge]

probably

[median steeple]

at least the price is reasonable

[solar gorge]

only thing that matters is the thunderbarge

[ember yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ft2WbyJzkXA

i'm so sad

this was cancelled

[nimble fiber]

ah so season 2 is completed, but ay shogun!

[solar gorge]

is it ?

[nimble fiber]

I guess?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-mark-grayson-allen-the-alien-steven-yeun-seth-rogen-gif-13222217544860369399

Season 3 will break the internet

[solar gorge]

in 5 years

[nimble fiber]

mf thought he was stronger

[solar gorge]

i wished i hadn't watched season 2 now

so i could chain into 3

because not that much happened when i think about it

[nimble fiber]

I will probably gonna rewatch it multiple times until season 3 comes out

[frosty herald]

season 2 was more setting up

season 3 will probs be early 2025

[nimble fiber]

how much more episodes will shogun get?

[solar gorge]

i'll be too old by then to watch it

[frosty herald]

well get the viltrumite menace next season

[nimble fiber]

lmao u the same species like his brother ?

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/blue-color-gif-26141033

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shogun-shogun-fx-shogun-tuesday-thiccord-gif-13284492083194466799

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yabushige-shogun-bow-samurai-gif-12609433615724977940

[nimble fiber]

the show has such a good f cast I love it

[placid fiber]

So: what have I missed, while I was at work?

Besides copium and disappointment

[nimble fiber]

@quaint verge wanted to do a backflip but hasn't done it yet sadly

[placid fiber]

Can you believe I've kept 4 glass guan stones for the past 3 chambers, in Enter the Gungeon, with only these weapons and items? @nimble fiber

[nimble fiber]

ggs

[placid fiber]

As you can see I've had them since chamber 2... but I got all 4 in the oubliette

[nimble fiber]

dog

[fleet zealot]

Balrog, Destroyer of the Deep ( i made up this name)

[placid fiber]

Old Goldie is a hell of a good fucking shotgun

I learned that because of the blessed runs I did recently >.>'

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/shogun-vasco-rodrigues-nestor-carbonell-holding-gun-pistol-gif-2700461493259812293

[placid fiber]

It's probably the Gungeon equivilent to the Kantrael shotty in Darktide imo

[flint sable]

Was at 10 hp all game

[quaint verge]

Idgaf

[vast basin]

Did you consider healing?

[placid fiber]

What is this heresy that you speak of?!

[vast basin]

I mean if ur Marty that's fine

But otherwise it's cringe

[flint sable]

Had no corruption so it was a bit of a waste was waiting for a healing pack

[flint sable]

Yea i'm martyrdom

[maiden path]

yea but are yo-

yo what the fuck

dude what the fuck are you looking at

stop staring at me

[placid fiber]

Welp, my yari took care of phase 1 and 2/3rds of phase 2 of the lich. Still got my dark matter gun, gungine, and old goldie :3 @nimble fiber

[maiden path]

👨 👊 🐱 BAM

[placid fiber]

Ow, went from like... 8 armor to 4 during the last phase... but I finished him off quick! >:3

I only went to the lich since I didn't have the ancient hero's bandana to help with the past fight x.x

[frosty herald]

https://youtu.be/hgZGPfxOM_I?si=WJO28VNeP7i2MJ7c REVENGE 2 DROPPED🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[maiden path]

souless

thats not steve

thats johnm..........

[frosty herald]

beating your ass

[maiden path]

theres no passion........

[nimble fiber]

ayoooo

[fleet zealot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mOA-ymFPmsc?si=Skh3GyjnRN9grAFX

pickle

[median steeple]

+1 def -5 int

[spare talon]

destiny 2 puts out a good update
then rewards and quest progression is like 10-idk how long behind

guess ill go back to leveling in vt2

been waiting for 10 min to get a reward from an activity and an hour for a quest to progress

[median steeple]

woe server problems upon ye

im just waiting until all the goobs go to bed

[frosty herald]

Maybe i should get sparking zero

I have never played a tenkaichi game and my only dragon ball knowledge is youtube clips and watching the broly movie

[true mantle]

Yabushige is my fav

https://tenor.com/view/yabushige-shogun-oh-no-gif-3226736912766877408

Haven't watched today's episode yet. Waiting for my wife to get home

[maiden path]

no shogun spoils

[spare talon]

pov
0 talent points

[maiden path]

i will watch it

in 30 years

[true mantle]

Is his name a spoiler to you?

[maiden path]

idk

is it

[drifting wolf]

bungie is known to make bangers whenever they're being held at gunpoint by their boss

i despise them for it and i hope what happened today doesnt make me relapse

[spare talon]

trust me
i know

[frosty herald]

Dont play destiny 2!!!

You already know that when marathon fails bungie is going to monetize destiny 2 even harder

[median steeple]

the decade long addiction

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-sundae-gif-25035574

[median steeple]

i think im somewhere close ot that but I cant see my xbox hours

[spare talon]

thats time on steam only

not including when it was on battle.net

[autumn dome]

d2 bad

[spare talon]

or my second account (which is a speck in comparison but still)

or d1
or when i was doing recovs

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-sped-up-jarvis-gif-19148596

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-patrick-dead-explosion-gif-25717447

[spare talon]

in total it would probably be closer to 7800 hours

[median steeple]

Godzill X Kong is that literal coolest thing ever

absolute peak

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/atomic-breath-godzilla-minus-one-gif-7911376342674037576

[spare talon]

bro visited his friend

[median steeple]

best movie of 2023

[spare talon]

no one is joining me in vt2

[bleak ice]

I would legitimately rather be shot in the intestines several times than play 5000 hours of bungies forever slop

I pray for your soul kindred

[desert bough]

First thing Ulgo sees.

[maiden path]

ulgo advert thine eyes

for these are the ramblings of one with a ping pong brain

[desert bough]

You think you beat Ulgo at pong!

You right. Never played it

[desert bough]

[maiden path]

[desert bough]

Ferret is only thing Ulgo like of zealot chat. That and nice shouties...

Ulgo miss seeing them lots

[visual blade]

how much synergy does bolter have with crits?

[fleet zealot]

surprisingly better than average

hence why cavalcade>shattering impact now

[obsidian prairie]

I managed to randomly roll my first vet bolter as a zealot bolter

Cavalcade and inspiring barrage

[tender river]

How’s this sword?

[fleet zealot]

bloodletter off

take rampage instead

also low cleave targets that low might affect mk15s already cleave cap at 4 units

[calm salmon]

me fr fr 😴

[nimble fiber]

[pale spindle]

least addicted Destiny player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PK2hyaCNj8&list=PLUBEmYuWHUx3oTCf5p2SS_ABwnUSujtQz&index=4&ab_channel=zanny

[fleet zealot]

parents were right

[spare dome]

man i suck at ratgame now

[misty nova]

Zanny mentioned

[sterile basalt]

One mag half boss hp is pretty neat

Boltgun has good finesse and you can take it further with cavalcade + blazing piety

[calm salmon]

am i not allowed to be tired like the ferret

[ornate bone]

Weird ass ferret

Looks like a bitch

[maiden path]

you are not chad..

you are SOY!

[spare talon]

is there a weapon in vermintide 2 that can parry akin to the dclaw

i need to fulfil my title

[north sedge]

bret long sword is the closest thing but it's pretty braindead easy, timed blocks also are a thing in general

[misty nova]

Timed blocks

[north sedge]

yea, saltzpyre starts a stop watch and admonishes kruber for not blocking fast enough

[misty nova]

You won't be doing much of it when you get overwhelmed

[ornate bone]

I am the pepega pogchamp basedpilled turbosigma chadset grindcore and you WILL address me as such

[misty nova]

Witch Hunter can block forever as long as the attack comes from the front side iirc

[north sedge]

yea but he wants some hot parry on sword action

[spare talon]

huh, so it would seem

[spare talon]

yea

[north sedge]

the bret long sword you basically just hold strong and then profit

[spare talon]

its the bret swords a saltz weapon

or a kruber one

[north sedge]

kruber

[spare talon]

fuck

[north sedge]

is dlc i think?

yes its from grail knight

[misty nova]

💀

That accent

I just can't

Good luck trying to parry those quick attacks

Would not recommend practicing against Plague Monks, but who knows, you might get good at it

You might even play Chaos Waste and pray for the boon of parrying

Or whatever the name

[obsidian prairie]

I once got all parry boons on Brett sword grail knight

On citadel too

[fair igloo]

Also i wish VT2 had clearer audio cues for enemies about to attack behind u cuz i didn't realize how thankful i was for darktide's audio design until i played vt2

i still don't know what sound i'm supposed to be looking out for

[maiden path]

u telling me u not turning around every second

[spare talon]

yeah i cant stand it

[fair igloo]

LOOK i can't turn around when i'm charging up a heavy to cleave 20 enemies in front of me

[maiden path]

erm get used to it pal

[fair igloo]

and then i die to the one enemy that didn't die to my first cleave that ended up behind me

[maiden path]

footknight spear and shield

[fair igloo]

IKR in darktide you can be blasting music and be like "Oh there's a trapper and dog about to try and disable me and 3 melee grunts are about to hit me behind me" while shooting someone through audio alone and then in vermintide 2 i actually just can't tell

tried playing vt2 while listening to music never again 💔 💔

[maiden path]

not goated enough

[fair igloo]

i started playing like 4 days ago ok!!!! im trying!!

my goat is too washed

https://tenor.com/view/goat-washed-my-goat-washed-lightning-mcqueen-mcqueen-gif-13084113942314445304

[maiden path]

footknight spear and shield

[misty nova]

It's almost as a reversed cymbal or a whoosh

[maiden path]

im a bloodey battering ram das what oi am

[misty nova]

And skaven will rattle

[fair igloo]

ik darktide has like a woosh thing but it's like really really loud and has alot of bass

[misty nova]

Yup

[fair igloo]

but even listening back to that clip i literally cannot tell if there was a noise over the ambiance

also i might need to actually rebind a dedicated dodge button cuz i always jump by accident now since i can't dodgeslide spam like in darktide

time for the classic space bar to dodge mousewheeldown to jump

wait oh my god i just googled it i'm gonna see if i actually just have this issue and if this fixes it

[misty nova]

Might be worth a shot

[spare talon]

i see that option

i still dont know what the sound cue is though so idk what im supposed to be listening for

unless its the same as darktides

[fair igloo]

if it's a reverse cymbal/woosh i'm gonna assume it's like darktide's

cuz I SWEAR in that clip there was literally no sound cue

but in my darktide clips you can hear the FWOOSH clear as day

I set it to stereo so i'm gonna go into a mission and see if I hear anything

[misty nova]

It sounds like a reversed cymbal

[fair igloo]

it'd help alot if I could find some kind of clip with the sound

[spare talon]

ok now that im out of a mission i can look this up

[spare dome]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtHa7FTz-A

[fair igloo]

THANK YOU

[proper gyro]

What's up cream team?

[fair igloo]

Okay so that's definitely alot subtler than darktide's but now i know what i should actually be listening out for

[spare talon]

also what exactly do perfectly timed blocks DO?

[fair igloo]

i'm assuming it just uses much less stamina

[spare dome]

stagger the enemy

[tropic pelican]

oh someone posted the video already, i was about to say you can hear it once before you get hit and then another time as you got hit

[spare talon]

and i assume i cant do that with mauler equivelents and the like

[tropic pelican]

personally i just have my back to the wall or spam side dodge while i have effective ones

[spare dome]

i think CW's, Ragers, and Monsters are the only exception

[tropic pelican]

since side dodging works unless things are directly to the side of you

[fair igloo]

It must be a skill issue then because even after watching the video I physically still can't hear it over the blaring fanfare

[spare dome]

yeah same as in dt, you learn a tempo

and unlike dt, you arent negating stamina regen when you dodge

you have both resources working independently

[fair igloo]

it def takes a bit getting used to since darktide has dodgesliding which actually makes such a huge difference in the combat

[spare dome]

so dodge away

[fair igloo]

I didn't think i'd miss dodgesliding until it was taken from me

[proper gyro]

Y'all can't hear the backstab noise?

[spare dome]

then fall back on blocking for moments of guaranteed safety when needed

[tropic pelican]

blocking also doesnt suck in vt2 so you can block everything except monster overheads

and troll attacks

[fair igloo]

AM I CRAZY?? can everyone else hear it except for me

[spare dome]

yeah the hardest bit for me is RELEARNING to block overheads

[tropic pelican]

including what is behind you

[spare dome]

it's actually kinda what you wanna do unless there's twelve CW's

[tropic pelican]

well, not really

[spare dome]

shit even then tbh

[proper gyro]

It's much easier to hear in Darktide

[spare dome]

but do wiggle some dodges in

[fair igloo]

yea in darktide it has a ton of bass and it's really loud

[tropic pelican]

dodge overheads and get damage in

[spare dome]

ye

[proper gyro]

I always dodge them

[misty nova]

At 0:05 I assume

[proper gyro]

I'm way better at Darktide than Vermintide

[fair igloo]

wait i can actually hear it now

[spare dome]

it feels super weird to deflect a CW's massive overhead with my dinky dual daggers

[proper gyro]

Though I'm still better than most Vermintide players in my experience

[spare dome]

"RRRRAAAAGH, SHE-ELF!"
WHHOOOMPH
~plink~!

[proper gyro]

Those guys suck

[fair igloo]

I CAN FINALLY HEAR IT NOW

i completely thought that was just part of the ambiance wow

it plays twice

[spare dome]

now you wont unhear it

and youll realize how much u suck

thats how it was for me anyway

"holy shit ive just been eating these the whole time?"

[proper gyro]

It took me awhile to get good at Vermintide

[tropic pelican]

the more you hear that noise, the worse your positioning and awareness is

[proper gyro]

Probably a little over 100 hours

[fair igloo]

I never realized like just how much easier darktide is compared to vt2

like there's just so many qol things i took for granted

[spare dome]

i suck now, it really hurts my ego

to go from a guy who would casually clutch cata to struggle at legendary

too many darktide habits to break

[proper gyro]

When I played VT recently it took me about 2 full rounds to get fully back into the swing of things

[spare dome]

like i tried to stage reload my kruber rifle

do u know how dumb i looked

i looked so dumb

[fair igloo]

How different is cata from legendary? The only dlc i have is the necromancer career so i can't play it

[proper gyro]

I play keri so I'm not built for clutching really

[spare dome]

cata is just legendary x 2 tbh, in a rough sense

[fair igloo]

likeee could u put that into darktide terms

[tropic pelican]

you get 6 specials instead of 5 per special spawns and the timers are shorter

[spare dome]

it sounds ridiculous but it's just about fundamentals

[proper gyro]

I don't think it's much harder from my limited experience

[spare dome]

cata is auric hi5stg

[tropic pelican]

so it's not too much more but you can get overwhelmed more easily

especially just coming from legend

[fair igloo]

i was going to say that doesn't sound THAT bad and then i remembered just how strong the darktide characters are

[proper gyro]

Yeah definitely

[tropic pelican]

i would say champ to legend is a bigger jump than legend to cata

[fair igloo]

would legendary just be normal damn then?

[spare dome]

thicker hordes, bigger enemy hp, one lone skaven pokes you for 80 damage

good stuff

[proper gyro]

Me and my friend were doing really well on righteous stand but we got surrounded by like 6 or 7 gas rats

[fair igloo]

Honestly, one thing I really don't like about vt2 is how much content is locked behind dlcs

[proper gyro]

Yeah

[fair igloo]

i didn't realize i was playing destinytide 2

Imagine if I had to buy a DLC to play aurics

[tropic pelican]

i would say elf is the character most built for clutching

[spare dome]

oh it's been pretty frustrating to see people point to VT2's content releases and then welch about DT, lol

[proper gyro]

It's really not much

[spare dome]

"VT2 had Winds of Magic by now!"

[north sedge]

they eventually backed off of it

[spare dome]

yeah, and you had to pay for it, and it SUCKED

[fair igloo]

The career + cosmetic bundle pack alone is on sale rn and it's still 40 dollars

😭

[proper gyro]

Winds of Magic isn't anything to write home about

[proper gyro]

Yeah on Xbox they're all $10

[fair igloo]

Each or altogether?

[proper gyro]

But if you're on PC they're only $4 without cosmetics

[tropic pelican]

waystalker can just ult and infinite ammo all her problems away, handmaiden has the 20 second dash invis, shade can still sorta invis backstab everything or nuke bosses

[proper gyro]

Each

[spare dome]

shade used to be way crazier

[proper gyro]

I never liked shade much

[fair igloo]

Yea idk I still definitely wouldn't call this cheap

[tropic pelican]

sister of thorn might struggle more but she still has access to elf weapons and on demand stagger everything twice

[proper gyro]

Stealth zealot is awesome though

Aw damn I can't send pics

[tropic pelican]

old shade got banned from tourneys

[proper gyro]

I got a really good knife earlier

[fair igloo]

Destinytide 2 💔

[tropic pelican]

new shade is still pretty busted

[proper gyro]

I think all of the VT dlc is worth

Except winds

That shit is cool but it's not $20 cool

[tropic pelican]

no cata without winds though

[proper gyro]

Oh yeah true

Idk I like legend enough

Rarely play cata so it doesn't matter much to me

[misty nova]

And winds adds like 1 weapon for each character

[tropic pelican]

fair enough

[spare dome]

my list of favourite maps used to be different until i bought WoM. then it quickly became "Any map where those fucking beastiebois cant spawn"

[proper gyro]

But I can see how that's annoying

[proper gyro]

Yeah but none of them are that great right?

Actually wait

I use the spear and shield

That's winds isn't it?

[fair igloo]

I honestly just think it's really weird how much content is locked behind dlcs, like weapons and classes I can kinda understand but an entire difficulty is a bit much for me

[spare dome]

maps, too, which is pretty poopy

[proper gyro]

I have the collectors edition I think

[tropic pelican]

elf spield, krub spear, billhook, throwing axes, flaming flail

[misty nova]

Won't remember rn

[spare dome]

"- Kerillian has a shield and spear.

• Sienna can swing her flames with a flaming flail.
• Bardin has a new set of throwing axes.
• Saltzpyre now has a billhook.
• Kruber can use a heavy spear."

yeah those are all kickass weapons

[proper gyro]

Ah

[spare talon]

each dlc is like 5-10 bucks on cdkeys and the career bundle is like 15 dollars without cosmetics
everything else is pretty much cosmetics

[proper gyro]

I still think it should've been $10

Or maybe $15 at most

[tropic pelican]

yeah i got em off sale sites as well

[fair igloo]

ALSO. like, was apalled to learn that the DLC cosmetic upgrade packs actually contained ALL cosmetics for that career and weren't just exclusive singular special cosmetics you could buy if you wanted to support the devs

[proper gyro]

Does that come with the game too?

[fair igloo]

Like I get all cosmetics are technically optional but it's weird having literally no cosmetic options for the dlc career if you don't buy it

[tropic pelican]

the only thing i really still want is the footknight bird suit

[proper gyro]

Or just dlc

[fair igloo]

That's just dlc

[tropic pelican]

but $15 bucks for one skin

[fair igloo]

cuz i already have the game so that price is removed from my price on the store

[proper gyro]

Ah

Yeah I guess it was better for me

On Xbox the shit is constantly on mega sale cause no one plays the game

[fair igloo]

actually let me double check that just to make sure

That might be misinfo

[proper gyro]

So I got all of it cheap except for winds

[north sedge]

its on sale on pc alot

[proper gyro]

I got the game plus all of the bonus maps for $10

Then I bought sister for another $10 and winds for $20

So I only spent $40 in total

[fair igloo]

that sounds more reasonable

[proper gyro]

I think that's worth it

Oh did you guys see the new map?

Looks sweet

[fair igloo]

yaa i can't wait for that

[proper gyro]

Sucks in a consolecel so I can't play it

[maiden path]

its insane that vt2 is still getting content

[fair igloo]

but also BACK TO THE COSMETICS TOPIC

i can't believe they unlocked all unlockable cosmetics behind a pack

[proper gyro]

Do you guys read the lohner diaries or nah?

[fair igloo]

i thought it'd be one of those normal cosmetic packs where you just buy a like cosmetic set and then you get it like in DRG or something

[spare dome]

reading is for nerds, im here to kill

[fair igloo]

i didn't think the dlc packs just included every single cosmetic you have to buy with the in game shillings

[tropic pelican]

i read the one where he admits he writes krub x kerillian fanfiction

[fair igloo]

So i've been playing only necromancer sienna and having literally nothing to spend my shillings on

[proper gyro]

I've read most of them

[spare dome]

the fanfiction?

[proper gyro]

They're all really fun reads

[proper gyro]

Yeah man

Lohner is a great author

[spare dome]

sick

[proper gyro]

A tier shit really

[spare dome]

he can really work an adjective

[fair igloo]

I'm actually not really interested in warhammer itselfff i just like the tide games

[misty nova]

The hoodie ? Do you have it

[proper gyro]

Lol

[fair igloo]

Nope I just have the default necromancer cosmetics

[proper gyro]

Same here for the most part

[fair igloo]

cuz all of the cosmetics are in the cosmetic upgrade dlc pack

[proper gyro]

I like reading lore sometimes but for the most part I just like the games

[fair igloo]

vermin/darktide are the only pieces of warhammer media i've ever touched xD

[proper gyro]

I wish FS would make a chaos marine

I know they won't

But it'd be sick

I'd love to see what a space marine made by them would look like

Their designs are usually pretty sweet looking

[proper gyro]

I played Boltgun

[fair igloo]

I've never even heard of boltgun i'm sorry D:

[proper gyro]

It's like doom

[misty nova]

Boomer shooter

[fair igloo]

oooh

[proper gyro]

When can I start sending pictures here?

[proud scroll]

anyone know the best psyker duelinng swordr?

[proper gyro]

I like the first one you unlock

[tropic pelican]

yeah it's called the rashad combat axe

[north sedge]

ds4

and no idea, the image restriction stuff wasnt a thing until fairly recently

[misty nova]

Become red

[proper gyro]

How does one become red?

Guide me on my path to redness

[misty nova]

Just keep chatting

[north sedge]

looks red to me

[misty nova]

Oh, there you go

Nice

[fair igloo]

u became red

:D

[spare dome]

fak

too bad i REALLY care about mobility

[proper gyro]

Oh hey I'm red now

Awesome

[misty mason]

I wonder what the chances are for red items to come with the itemisation update

[proper gyro]

Check out this knife I got

[spare dome]

im guessing low since adding that extra 20% to weapons when we're already this strong is just gonna flatten the game

[proper gyro]

I don't think it's impossible but the only thing I can think of it doing is maxing out the modifiers

[north sedge]

oh no take his image rights away

[proper gyro]

Yeah

Unless they make the game harder somehow

[spare dome]

i hope so

[proper gyro]

I want more map variety

A lot of the maps blend together in my mind

I wont even know what level I'm playing until I get to the end half the time

VT maps were awesome

[rugged tree]

more boss variety beyond "human guy with sword/maul and plasma pistol, protected by bubble shield"

[proper gyro]

That'd be great too

[misty mason]

Yeah I guess the only real time they can do it without breaking the game is if its at the same time as a blessing/general itemisation overhaul

[proper gyro]

I liked the Karnak twins fights but I wish they had more uniqueness to them

[rugged tree]

twins were nice but they were still baseline that same content.

[fleet zealot]

lacerate flesh tearer until it is done 😔

[proper gyro]

They just feel like buffed up commanders with a better arena

[proper gyro]

Ayup

Works great in practice

[misty mason]

I'm surprised they haven't given us a sorcerer boss yet

[proper gyro]

It's not ideal for shit like crushers but it's good against the vast majority of hoards

[north sedge]

(it's actually pretty bad!)

[fleet zealot]

(it's actually pretty bad!)

[misty mason]

Man, I was on my vet and I went down and I spectated a knife zealot

[proper gyro]

I can't believe I got silenced

Let me try rewording it

[proper gyro]

Slobber on my shaft and balls bud!

[fleet zealot]

it works cause knife is dumb but you are wasting about 100x stacks of bleed every fight

[proper gyro]

There we go

[rugged tree]

the arena was great, the mechanics of the fight were interesting, but the bubble mechanics would've felt way better If we hadn't fought bubble bosses since launch

[misty mason]

To be fair I've been running rashad which is cracked as hell, but yeah, it was rough to watch

[fleet zealot]

cause bleed caps at 16

[misty mason]

They were a decent player too

[proper gyro]

Yeah and mfs are constantly bleeding

[north sedge]

bleed knife is one of the oldest memes in the game

[proper gyro]

Idgaf!

[fair igloo]

I still want a heretic psyker boss and i want it to be terrifying

[misty mason]

Bleed knife was meta for awhile

[north sedge]

it was good for the first two weeks because it was bugged, now it is doggy doodoo butter

[proper gyro]

It's fun and I was shredding cause I'm cracked out of my fucking mind

[spare talon]

ok saltz zealot is very familiar ground
like i expected as such but im blown away by how familiar it was lol

[misty mason]

Yeah, bugged bleed knife was great

[fleet zealot]

bugged bleed

[misty mason]

Yeah ik

[tropic pelican]

saltz zealot is very strong

[misty mason]

Yeeting a stun nade and watching a group bleed to death was neat

[tropic pelican]

can use some warrior priest weapons as well

[proper gyro]

Idk I like the bleed knife build

I kill the shit out of hoards of enemies very easily

[fleet zealot]

then swap lacerate for uncanny

so bleed actually deals some semblance of damage

[tropic pelican]

lacerate is locked in

[fleet zealot]

yea

😔

[maiden path]

hello chat..

[fleet zealot]

you know what else kills hordes of enemies even better

[tropic pelican]

me

[fleet zealot]

damage/finesse blessings with knife

[proper gyro]

Nah I'd win

[fleet zealot]

cause it has extremely high finesse score iaka crit and headshot damage

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gif-425053564746124910

[spare talon]

its like im back in skyrim

[proper gyro]

You know it

[maiden path]

is anyone gonna ever fix that image 😭

[proper gyro]

I don't run loner though

[fleet zealot]

yea this is why i suck at flesh tearer lacerate i had pre marital sex, I lost my wizard powers

[north sedge]

where's the modded in randy savage dragon

[proper gyro]

Cause that aura fucking sucks

[north sedge]

?

[maiden path]

phone cropping 😭

[north sedge]

its cropped that way for a reason

[maiden path]

so i cant see it............

[north sedge]

im directly referencing a meme that has that format

[proper gyro]

I use whatever the thoughness regen one is

[fleet zealot]

loner doesn't even suck I just hate it thematically, you don't need to be in coherency 24/7 like some whiners suggest but it literally gives no benefit when you are with your team like 🤷

[maiden path]

i know the damn meme

it does not have that shitty cropping!!!!!

[north sedge]

yea it does

[fleet zealot]

we don't have a toughness regen aura, we got toughness DR or slow corruption cleanse

[hushed agate]

Shitty crop?!? Bro were going to starve😭

[misty mason]

The truest meta is the build you find the most fun

[maiden path]

no it DOESNT

!

[north sedge]

it does

[proper gyro]

The DR then

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[proper gyro]

My usual zealot build is martyrdom with the maul or the hammer

[median steeple]

augh

[proper gyro]

The hammer has thrust on it but it's not max level

Still pretty effective at slaughtering bosses tho

[maiden path]

mods

make him use heavy evis

[proper gyro]

Evi?

[maiden path]

evisorator.......

evisierator....

[misty mason]

Eviscirator

[hushed agate]

Evisorator

[proper gyro]

Ah

Never a fan of that one

I like the hammer

Thud

Thwack

Bonk

Very fun

None of the chain weapons ever did it for me

[maiden path]

bro dont know how foolish he is 💀

[proper gyro]

With my vet I run the power sword

[maiden path]

mods duct tape two heavy evis to his hands!

[proper gyro]

A strong fool evidently

[maiden path]

is it the hammer that makes you strong or are you strong and you use the hammer

opr whatever the fuck gojo said

[proper gyro]

Strong and use the hammer

I'm just good at this gamd

Game

Across it and Vermintide I have like 14 days of playtime

[maiden path]

difficulty

[spare talon]

i dont like chain weapons either

[proper gyro]

Legend and Damnation

I can run cata I just don't really

I like legend more

Not getting bum rushed by 8 gas rats is nice

[proper gyro]

And it's usually Aurics

Not always but most of the time

[misty nova]

Geto said it

[maiden path]

geto is RACIST

[proper gyro]

I need run the other hammer again

Like thunderhelm or whatever it's called

[misty nova]

And yet you paraphrase him

[maiden path]

in this household we stan takaba

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-takaba-gojo-gif-16237125240460579642

[proper gyro]

Doesn't the jjk manga suck now or something?

My friends that like it were bitching the other day

[misty nova]

Doesn't matter Yuji and Yuta still goated

[maiden path]

ooo husband

u buy 3 trillion yuta figurines

now we are homeless

[misty nova]

The strongest sorcerer is proving that he's the strongest

Your friends are salty about it

Just like Naoya

[misty nova]

19 inches figurine

[maiden path]

(takaba)

[misty nova]

Go wake him up

He partied hard

[maiden path]

he's 2 tuckered out

[misty nova]

We need him rn

[maiden path]

all that comedy done brought him to his knees 😭

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-jojo-jojo-part7-jojos-bizzare-adventure-steel-ball-run-gif-20695545

[maiden path]

takaba is too much of a kind spirit and loving man

[misty nova]

Yuji can handle himself but damn we need him

[maiden path]

he cant kill 😭

bro is too joyus

[misty nova]

It's urgent

Plz

[median steeple]

the vibe gr

fr

[misty nova]

Gege if I catch you Gege if I catch you Gege if I catch you

[misty nova]

Pizza mozzarella

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gyro-zeppeli-jojo-pizza-mozzarella-jojo-steel-ball-run-anime-gif-17729028

[ornate bone]

Ok who shat my pants

[misty nova]

Might have to reread part 7

I really liked Catch The Rainbow

[spare dome]

Steel Ball Run kicks ass

[fleet zealot]

SBR is peak

i don't even blame jojolion for not being as good as SBR cause obv lightning wouldn't strike twice

Civil War and love train were great

[placid fiber]

Well I found what I needed to cover my perception issues, when playing the Robot in Enter the Gungeon... Armor Synthesizer... which gives a 10% chance when you clear a room that it will drop an armor at the player's location

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/248972334327791616/1227296567904436264/image_V3-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[misty mason]

I wanna go bedge

[placid fiber]

@nimble fiber Why tf didn't you tell me armor synthesizer was so good? Moreso for the Robot, anyway? I mean I never said I was struggling with the Robot, but, even on Rainbow runs I have a difficult time on the Robot due to it only having armor x.x

😭

[placid fiber]

Uh... I did not know about this... or I had forgotten... oh boy, I got another floor to murdicate stuff on >.>

The lighting on the area looks somewhat familiar to me, though, for some reason

[frozen glen]

@royal vortex are u duoing rn

[desert bough]

Sorry shouty

[ornate bone]

Oh, Ulgo

[desert bough]

[ornate bone]

You're forgiven

I know how hard it is sometimes

[desert bough]

Thanking you!

[tame mirage]

i havent played

in so long

jesus

WHATS FUN TO USE

[desert bough]

HEAVY SWORD CRIT CLEAVE

[tame mirage]

OH GOD

FRICK

[visual stream]

Ironhelm, devil's claw, heavy sword, bolter, columnus mkV are my favorites

[tame mirage]

should i buy it

it will get insta bricked by hadron wont it

[visual stream]

That's a good roll if you'd want to try it in the future, good to take it since it's so cheap compared to forcing a roll

[tame mirage]

i still have this

from when i played

:3

[visual stream]

Always meant to try an evisc but never got around to it

[tame mirage]

MHM?>

[desert bough]

Need cleave more

[tame mirage]

waaaaaaah

[desert bough]

But will try this

More cleave blessing

[royal vortex]

yea

[misty nova]

I recommend the Mk15

[misty mason]

Not doing double the damage of the next best.
Have you ever even played this game Josho?

[frozen glen]

epic

[lusty turtle]

josho i played more ogryn 🥹

wanted to get penances done before the update

[misty mason]

I got my last class penance (that isn't play x missions)

For the same reason

[royal vortex]

that match i was havin a terrible time

[lusty turtle]

running an unoptimised shovel (random non-folding shovel i threw 25 flak, 25 maniac on and i think it had BM and confident strikes 3) with a kickback (literally no idea whats on the kickback) and just

and its just

heavy attack

[misty mason]

Gorg still gr8

[lusty turtle]

gorg is great except i think currently the kickback outperforms it every way and thats sad

[royal vortex]

yea

[lusty turtle]

it even insantly suppresses everything

[royal vortex]

kickback kills everything and CCs what it doesnt

[misty mason]

Huh ok

[royal vortex]

with like 47 shots of it

[lusty turtle]

i was surrounded by like 8 maulers at one point and they couldn't kill me

[coarse birch]

kickback is so disgusting its actually insane

[misty mason]

Here in Zealot chat we call that a target rich environment

Maybe I'll give it a hoon

[lusty turtle]

i killed a heavy gunner from 20m in 1 shot at one point i'm pretty sure

[coarse birch]

it needs such a heavy looking at

range, spread, min pellet count

[royal vortex]

this was the successful psyker game

[coarse birch]

oh my god i did 1 mil overkill

that one guy is going to fucking LOSE it

[royal vortex]

the one before i got instadowned by 2 bursters who refused to get pushed

[misty mason]

Oh kickback is the shotty?

[royal vortex]

and then i instadied from 3 bursters

[misty mason]

Not the nade tube?

[royal vortex]

losing us the run

[coarse birch]

its the blunderbuss looking one

rumbler is grenade tube

[lusty turtle]

rumbler is the nade tube

[misty mason]

skissue

[lusty turtle]

which is also broken in its own way

[royal vortex]

skele i have the best suggestion u will ever hear for warren end event

[lusty turtle]

(take all the rending you can, kill hordes of elites in 2 shots)

[royal vortex]

add a cryonic rod to it

[misty mason]

Thats already my build for my gorglugger

[coarse birch]

surely they dont get knocked over by the first

surely i need to aim

[lusty turtle]

[desert bough]

Heard ogryn gun talk

[misty mason]

rock

[lusty turtle]

just me complainin about rumbler/kickback

[desert bough]

They clunk somtim but otta then dat they fun

[ripe quest]

Ulgo the ___
Do you happen to light spam

[desert bough]

Sometimes.

Switch between hevy and light

[hushed knoll]

[misty mason]

go to bedge stan

[hushed knoll]

No u

[misty mason]

i wish

[hushed knoll]

You rn ^

[misty mason]

accurate

[hushed knoll]

Why can't you bedge

[misty mason]

cause its 3:20pm and im at work

On the plus side I have the next two days and thursday the 25th off

[hushed knoll]

Where in the world is it 3:20pm

Australia?

[misty mason]

ew no

[fleet zealot]

where in the world is carmen sandiego?

[south folio]

places that aren't west coast (America)

L

[misty mason]

America

L

[hushed knoll]

What

[misty mason]

🇳🇿

[hushed knoll]

Where is 3pm rn

Oh

[desert bough]

Is bestest part of this chat

[desert bough]

YOU MICROWAVE ICECREAM?

WHAT KIND OF MONSTROCITY ARE YOU STAN

[north sedge]

he likes cold burger too

[tropic pelican]

combine those two ingredients

[desert bough]

https://tenor.com/view/disapprove-disappointment-baby-judgey-judging-gif-26903319

[misty mason]

Stan is Luxembourgish, what do you expect

[fleet zealot]

confess your darktide sins kindred

[misty mason]

I can confess a good hd2 one

[desert bough]

Never brushed teeth inside mouth. Only one tooth on outside

[fleet zealot]

acceptable DT hasn't had new content for a while

[fleet zealot]

Remember, the Emperor promotes good hygiene. The bad heretics don't brush at all.

[desert bough]

So am doin better then them?

[royal vortex]

@lusty turtle this is the 2nd time my vet has yee-haw'd ever

[median steeple]

amazing

[median steeple]

every time I see stans machinations I think of this

[placid fiber]

Now I see why I miss the cape on them lol