(no)
#zealot-class
south folio
hushed knoll
Artist
north sedge
royal vortex
lmfao
hushed knoll
Josho go kiss ur pillow brah
coarse birch
what
coarse birch
yeah you kinda did
royal vortex
why would i do that
north sedge
you did student
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18135887
This is not martial arts
coarse birch
what is it
hushed knoll
you did student
hushed knoll
what is it
Not martial arts
north sedge
This is not martial arts
hushed knoll
DOUGH NO
hushed knoll
NO I'M NOT
royal vortex
i told stan i had a speech impediment and he immediately made fun of me
i was lying, but still
south folio
don't worry stan i always knew you were ableist
hushed knoll
I DIDN'T JOSHO WTF
south folio
this event has not changed my opinion of you
hushed knoll
this event has not changed my opinion of you
Mittins is your enemy, not me
south folio
i can have multiple enemies at once
coarse birch
everyone is arcos enemy
south folio
nuh uh
coarse birch
who are you nice to arco
south folio
i'll get back to you later
coarse birch
ive heard that one before
north sedge
stan the most abelist person
south folio
lmao
coarse birch
pastas probably cold btw
hushed knoll
What's wrong with that
south folio
makes you think if it's just a food allergy and stan becomes delirious from it or whatever whacky symptoms may manifest from it
frosty herald
Stan roasts everyone so much he could invite the family for a bbq
coarse birch
i would be terrified of a stan BBQ
north sedge
and let us not forget https://streamable.com/1x6uij
coarse birch
i do not need your rubs
south folio
damn stan makes some mean rubs
north sedge
brugers rubs
coarse birch
damn stan makes some mean rubs
hushed knoll
and let us not forget https://streamable.com/1x6uij
Is that Yoshi or Arco in this clip
hushed knoll
I know
coarse birch
its neither
hushed knoll
Wait
coarse birch
i am not
hushed knoll
Are you fucking with me
north sedge
yoshi and arco do not sound alike
coarse birch
also that
north sedge
and it was arco
hushed knoll
lemme hook up my headphones
Why are you hooking up with your headphones
Sussy baka
Pervert
REFRIGERATOR SENPAI NO
south folio
oh that was me
hushed knoll
south folio
REFRIGERATOR SENPAI NO
WHAT
south folio
stan went through an entire romance arc in a nanosecond
maiden path
coarse birch
i like how he just doesnt elaborate
spare dome
the only thing i can romantically go through in a nanosecond is a bag of spicy chili heat doritos now available at circle k's across the country
coarse birch
what is a circle k
spare dome
like a 7/11 but shittier
coarse birch
ah
spare dome
also available at 7/11's
sterile stone
REFRIGERATOR SENPAI NO
hushed knoll
the only thing i can romantically go through in a nanosecond is a bag of spicy c...
I've never been romantically attatched to food
north sedge
yea its purely sexual for stan
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/god-hand-come-on-come-here-show-me-your-moves-gene-gif-16...
Is this solid snake
Dough shut
maiden path
Is this solid snake
hushed knoll
Who is that
spare dome
stan approaches every meal like it's a one night stand
maiden path
gene from godhand
hushed knoll
Does he make fire
sterile stone
Isn't that the game where you fight gorillas and strippers and other wacky shit
hushed knoll
stan approaches every meal like it's a one night stand
Technically every dinner is a one night stand because you can never eat the same exact meal twice
maiden path
Does he make fire
no he punch hard
coarse birch
I've never been romantically attatched to food
sure
hushed knoll
Yoshi did you finish your homework
coarse birch
yeah
frosty herald
God hand is the funny game where you can punch dudes in the nuts and suplex a gorilla
coarse birch
hes right
royal vortex
What the fuck
hushed knoll
God hand is the funny game where you can punch dudes in the nuts and suplex a go...
You can do that irl too
hushed knoll
Shut up ho
sterile stone
Who do you know irl
royal vortex
u are extremely predictable
south folio
absolutely read like a book
hushed knoll
<:O_shaggywtf:992662440632406097>
Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy
south folio
who's building the stan AI
frosty herald
sterile stone
who's building the stan AI
Idk but they need to be arrested for domestic terrorism
south folio
tragic
maiden path
hushed knoll
What
north sedge
north sedge
que?
coarse dagger
Mexico
sterile stone
royal vortex
Si
sterile stone
What the fuck is this comment
coarse dagger
I know I did
north sedge
What the fuck is this comment
he meant sit, and well
hushed knoll
What the fuck is this comment
I meant sit on your chest
north sedge
the rest is history
sterile stone
coarse dagger
Stan's most unfortunate typo luck
sterile stone
My oxygen has been depleted from laughter
nimble fiber
nimble fiber
hello
hushed knoll
Mushrooms can't teleport
nimble fiber
teleport?
hushed knoll
<a:theseshroomsaintshit:1205874067790503997>
Like this one is doing
nimble fiber
lol
sterile stone
nimble fiber
sterile stone
I love this emote os much
coarse dagger
is it edible
sterile stone
is it edible
That's one way to describe it
maiden path
do u guys want the god hand iso
lusty turtle
https://streamable.com/krxlom
frosty herald
do u guys want the god hand iso
God hand remake
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
<:GatorWhatAmIReading:1042104014533312522>
lusty turtle
stan what crimes against language have you been comitting
coarse dagger
shit instead of sit
hushed knoll
stan what crimes against language have you been comitting
Nothing!
Do not listen to these insenitive quarrels, my Lord
coarse dagger
get giggled at, sillyhead
north sedge
south folio
hushed knoll
get giggled at, sillyhead
I'll giggle ur timbers
hushed knoll
You are about to be glue solvent
coarse dagger
hushed knoll
south folio
You are about to be glue solvent
and you will be the glue
north sedge
oh no
north sedge
south folio
wh
north sedge
what
hushed knoll
The queen knows they are into each other
spare dome
the entity known as Stan is not soluble
hushed knoll
Shit is getting real
nimble fiber
spare dome
lmao
hushed knoll
<a:pepeblazed:778281740916490280>
lusty turtle
does stan ever come in here and make sense
spare dome
i understand him
hushed knoll
I am reading a novel where there is a forbidden romance
nimble fiber
lmao
nimble fiber
argentina
hushed knoll
Skelly wtf
north sedge
hushed knoll
Ahhhhhhhh
left iron
nimble fiber
you're doing what
hushed knoll
HI ICE
hushed knoll
you're doing what
Do you ever get so excited reading a book that you give your pillow CPR
lusty turtle
Omg I'm performing the heimlich on my pillow
nimble fiber
uh don't think I do no
hushed knoll
Sleke?
coarse birch
yeah my brain short circuited
lusty turtle
But yes hello yoshi
sterile stone
Do you ever get so excited reading a book that you give your pillow CPR
It's reading shit like this
That's gives me constipation
hushed knoll
Drink orange flower water
royal vortex
Do you ever get so excited reading a book that you give your pillow CPR
not even once
hushed knoll
It already happened
visual stream
Do you ever get so excited reading a book that you give your pillow CPR
Scythe book had me like that
royal vortex
the fucking english teacher when the plot isnt just the climax
royal vortex
coarse birch
stan when no instant gratification
hushed knoll
have patience and also not read spoilers for the book directly into chat
You have no idea what book it is
spare dome
whats a book
royal vortex
what book is it
coarse birch
he seems to be aware of what the book is
drifting wolf
paper with letters on it
hushed knoll
I will encrypt all my books with lemon juice so Skelly can't read them
visual stream
When you think about it we're giving dead trees tattoos when we write on them
lusty turtle
When you think about it we're giving dead trees tattoos when we write on them
you have been spending too much time with stan
coarse birch
does lemon juice like kill skele
hushed knoll
does lemon juice like kill skele
Have you never seen National Treasure
coarse birch
no
hushed knoll
😒
coarse birch
dont unamused m e
coarse dagger
hushed knoll
Wtf
coarse birch
rude
maiden path
hushed knoll
is smarts working now
Huh?
maiden path
drifting wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFtKlgFpfd4
ooh ooh ooh
hushed knoll
i think im getting sick
With what?
south folio
schizo
south folio
no I don't want to be ice
coarse dagger
you would be too if you bled against your will, stinkhead
maiden path
you would be too if you bled against your will, stinkhead
its not against ur will
maiden path
its gainst ur brains will
coarse dagger
tru
maiden path
da body wills it...
south folio
kill ice
maiden path
u must bleed
coarse dagger
can't wait to be on man chemicals
hushed knoll
can't wait to be on man chemicals
What does this mean
coarse dagger
What does this mean
hrt
coarse dagger
soon.
south folio
kill
left iron
Hello Alco
maiden path
why isnt edward norton in anything anymore
same with miles teller
is he in anything
south folio
I don't know who alco is
maiden path
edward norton and miles teller need 2 be in the same movie it would make 1 quintillion dollars
coarse dagger
who are they
hushed knoll
Hello Alco
I WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THIS FOUL BEAST
hushed knoll
hey gamers
ivory marlin
hi stan
left iron
Damn Alco, looks like you have Stan protecting you
maiden path
who are they
edward norton
maiden path
who are they
miles teller
nimble fiber
fightclub
polar nexus
American History X was chilling too
maiden path
he was in red dragon too................
nimble fiber
was he also in one of the hulk movies?
polar nexus
i totally forgot about that
polar nexus
yeah
maiden path
i think
nimble fiber
not mcu
polar nexus
no?
ripe quest
New lethal company update is good
coarse dagger
miles teller
i don't know either of them I think
hushed knoll
New lethal company update is good
ripe quest
polar nexus
i don't know either of them I think
how old are you? 😦
maiden path
it is not a stupid self promo but if i tell u waht it is the humor is lost
its so funny
nimble fiber
only if u do a backflip with 4 spins rn
sterile stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFtKlgFpfd4
Heard this show slapped
ivory marlin
spare dome
where the fuck did you get that barbell
maiden path
where the fuck did you get that barbell
the sky
spare dome
mad
maiden path
god is a known deadlifter
maiden path
i looked up during a thunderstorm and I saw gods outline doing the zyzz pose
nimble fiber
God is Arnold
coarse dagger
how old are you? 😦
almost 29 but I'm not good with faces and I don't really watch movie
s
maiden path
almost 29 but I'm not good with faces and I don't really watch movie
did u know him
left iron
Sure thing zoomer 
nimble fiber
stan do u like maggi?
coarse dagger
did u know him
he was on keto before it was cool
hushed knoll
stan do u like maggi?
The seasoning?
coarse dagger
Bake mode, set to temperature required, preheat for 5 minutes, insert food, wait for timer to make sound
nimble fiber
yessir
nimble fiber
Im so disappointed in u stan
nimble fiber
a spice that is very popular in germany
its THE spice
also a big company and they own a lot of food products
coarse dagger
Looking at Miles Teller career I've never heard of any of his movies beyond maybe Top Gun but that was only because of memes
nimble fiber
never seen project x?
sterile stone
also a big company and they own a lot of food products
Isn't orange soda popular
In Germany
nimble fiber
yes fanta its called here
coarse dagger
never seen project x?
heard of that and Fight Club, but I've seen Fight Club back in the early 2000s
i believe we had that on VHS
my elderly nature makes me sexy and you hate it
nimble fiber
I just heard like Germans go nuts for the stuff
I put even more cheese in my food to drown the awful taste of the avb
nimble fiber
fleet zealot
coarse dagger
noodle....
coarse dagger
Wereweasel would be cool
nimble fiber
wolf u say
fleet zealot
wolf u say
no, a wherewolf
nimble fiber
no, a wherewolf
spare dome
a whatwolf?
jaunty lava
Now i'm going to show that to anyone who says he got hit by a net that wasn't aimed at him
coarse dagger
whywolf
nimble fiber
howwolf
coarse dagger
https://youtu.be/LtH7l-dhHZQ?feature=shared
the worst part about this video is that they apologized for being a part of it and were pestered about it for so long 😭
spare dome
"man, assail is just always available. i should probably not really waste a talent point on the recharge node."
-go to edit tree-
-already not using the recharge node-
"oh my god"
nimble fiber
Let me go turn my main pc on
have u turned on your main pc yet? I just created a second dish, this time its cereal and almost the same amount that I put in the other dish
sterile stone
What about mac n cheese
You gotta mix it in there
Gotta go light with cooking ingredient
Little goes a long way
coarse dagger
put Mayo in it
nimble fiber
sterile stone
I'ma be real
nimble fiber
in the cereal
nimble fiber
how do u call granola cereal?
sterile stone
Like the granonla cereal bar?
nimble fiber
yes
south folio
"man, assail is just always available. i should probably not really waste a tale...
top 10 horror stories
coarse dagger
It's grains, which is just cereal
sterile stone
It's just a cereal bar
maiden path
nimble fiber
doesn't taste that bad so far
(the cereal dish)
coarse dagger
Like the scent
imagine the smell.....
nimble fiber
sterile stone
imagine the smell.....
Herbs and cereal
Two things I really don't think I'd like to imagine together
coarse dagger
snffffffff.....
nimble fiber
coarse dagger
Herb
sterile stone
https://youtube.com/shorts/3c26-humVv8?feature=shared
Was such a good series
Shame it was so short
nimble fiber
right? way too short
second season would have been so awesome, where it plays in the current brown town and sometimes they visit the lez from the other universe and just chill together 
sterile stone
Yeah
Lez realizing it wasn't real and he was just K.O.'d for a bit was wild
Like imagine spending what you think are YEARS
Of your life
Only to find out you've been out for maybe a few minutes to a few hours
misty mason
The three genres of 90s/2000s villains
hushed knoll
<a:pepeblazed:778281740916490280>
misty mason
Johnny Evil, a woman, steroids man
nimble fiber
spare talon
Johnny Evil, a woman, steroids man
the most dangerous kind of evil
females
misty mason
them dang scary woms
hushed knoll
<a:dancyshroom:886411802756390973>
Pilze können nicht tanzen 
misty mason
Pilsner King is not Tarzan
hushed knoll
Pilsner King is not Tarzan
misty mason
I sprachen good dutch
hushed knoll
@nimble fiber what is wadiya
nimble fiber
<@352212660709883914> what is wadiya
wadiyatalkinabeet
hushed knoll
misty mason
south folio
or else
misty mason
Josho is a known gremlin
hushed knoll
Arco why are you always threatening violence
misty mason
Bedge time is like 4am
maiden path
i will become best boxer world has ever seen
north sedge
sterile stone
<a:dancyshroom:886411802756390973>
royal vortex
https://tenor.com/view/wet-hot-gif-21485988
Vegetables can't be canned
nimble fiber
<a:dancyshroom:886411802756390973>
north sedge
Vegetables can't be canned
sterile stone
misty mason
i will become best boxer world has ever seen
I also love putting things in boxes
vocal pulsar
@royal vortex
royal vortex
@vocal pulsar
maiden path
I also love putting things in boxes
no
da sport...
not da casual job.....
i must become him
vocal pulsar
@south folio
sterile stone
Mans will never be good enough to beat Matt in wii sports
maiden path
DO NOT SPOIL!!
i havent even finished the first ippo series
eheheh it was ok
idk who those characters were anyway
no harm no foul
tropic pelican
What i meant to say was to hit them with a completely normal punch
maiden path
i want 2 do this
24/7
unironically coolest move so far
even though that fucker should no be in feather weight
hushed knoll
<@297182781346152448>
MANKAR HI
royal vortex
a lifetime of traumatic events
hushed knoll
a lifetime of traumatic events
Have vegetabels traumatised you?
royal vortex
in many ways
south folio
<@297182781346152448>
ugh
stop reminding me of your existence
lusty turtle
Does stan ever have good food takes
coarse dagger
chicken dipping sauce on rice is good
maiden path
roblox games are fucking peak dude
im getting into arguments with children
and losing
north sedge
Does stan ever have good food takes
polar nexus
I would go judgement for the hidden bonus to dodges
north sedge
Piety is pretty bad on chaxe
polar nexus
Because the chainaxe is not really the most mobile weapon
You won't have any synergy between chaxe and bp as diet said
pale spindle
will cut throat get a good chunk of cooldown reduction?
polar nexus
Yes it's good
pale spindle
is eviscerator better with piety or judgement?
polar nexus
Evis with shred is better with piety
Because of Crit CDR
Evis with rampage + whatever can do everything
coarse birch
<@297182781346152448>
hi mankar
austere grail
why is piety bad on chaxe
it attacks fast enough and has good horde clear with slaughter
it even has sprint speed and sprint cost modifiers?
south folio
not the best crit damage multi
only 1.3x
pale spindle
what about the crusher?
hushed knoll
Does stan ever have good food takes
YES WTF
coarse birch
(No)
south folio
stan stop lying
spare dome
i think it just fell through
landed on a dead pixel
nothing seems to have hit it lmao
pale spindle
did thy wrath be swift got nerfed?
it says only "melee attacks" but I heard that it still gives you immunity for ranged fire
olive raven
it's always been that way
fuck you bitch.
median steeple
Came out swinging
south folio
p much intentional at this point
before it was presumably affecting both melee and ranged just because they never made it differentiate, but it's been a hot moment since the inception of this game and i bet a lot of playtesters would not like TWBS getting nerfed
south folio
https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-24788965
360 no scoped
olive raven
https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-24788965
oh.
absolutely nothing
that was intended for stan.
delicate shadow
ah
olive raven
im sorry incan i love you
delicate shadow
understandable
south folio
lmao
olive raven
ok back to rambling in someones dms
delicate shadow
based
royal vortex
it wasnt meant to be
delicate shadow
you can get disabled during chorus, yeah
misty mason
It pushes every second pulse iirc
spiral anvil
It pushes every second pulse iirc
I think that's only for bosses
ivory marlin
I just got scammed by the cat distribution service
You cant just show me this cat and then put a collar on him :(
minor bluff
sterile stone
You cant just show me this cat and then put a collar on him :(
I won't lie
I thought that was a pocket racoon
ivory marlin
So did my friend
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/ferret-watermelon-funny-gif-15831987
is he aware that wadermelone be too big for him?
fleet zealot
is he aware that wadermelone be too big for him?
ferrets will haul the silliest things regardless of size
including their humans
sterile stone
is he aware that wadermelone be too big for him?
Looks like someone opened all their loot boxes
ivory marlin
Looks like someone opened all their loot boxes
Buddy i wanted the clown thing
sterile stone
Buddy i wanted the clown thing
ivory marlin
Thanks
sterile stone
Gotchu fam
ivory marlin
No thats just me
sterile stone
ivory marlin
Real
fleet zealot
big fan of your streams big tonka t
sterile stone
Gale is waffling again
I'm surprised you're awake this late
Isn't it like 2 am by you
sterile stone
That is a struggle meal if I've ever seen one
ivory marlin
Its all i can afford rn
frosty herald
Aint no way
ivory marlin
And will probably be the only thing i eat till tomorrow after work
sterile stone
bruh
ivory marlin
Which i will spend my tip money on dinner at the 7/11 on my walk home
fleet zealot
i don't wanna sleep i wanna play autogladiators tinker
until my brain epxloders
so fun
ivory marlin
That's a bad of salted tears in the shape of a thanksgiving cone
I love bugals
sterile stone
i don't wanna sleep i wanna play autogladiators tinker
Huh?
fleet zealot
okay this is gonna sound crazy
ivory marlin
I usually get kettle chips but i didn’t have 4$
fleet zealot
but dota 2 has an arcade for custom games,
fleet zealot
that's how the auto battler genre started from,
and basically some of the people that made autochess made a new game called auto gladiator
ivory marlin
You hurting my heart
Im livin best i can lmao
fleet zealot
which isntead of managing an army that fights automatically, you manage a single unit
sterile stone
which isntead of managing an army that fights automatically, you manage a single...
Sounds like enlisted
sterile stone
Im livin best i can lmao
All I can hear is "In the arms of an angel" playing when I read this
fleet zealot
you may have heard of the autochess spinoffs like, teamfight tactics or dota underlords
ivory marlin
All I can hear is "In the arms of an angel" playing when I read this
LMAO
sterile stone
you may have heard of the autochess spinoffs like, teamfight tactics or dota und...
TFT I've heard of yeah.
I won't lie, it's entertaining to live spectate matches
fleet zealot
tft is just fun
sterile stone
Like I'm sure it'd be fun to live spectate a shootout in PZ
fleet zealot
the best thing to come out of autochess
sterile stone
But that's alot of involved risk I dont' wanna take
fleet zealot
remix rumble was absolutely amazing both gameplay and design wise
and inkborn fables set is looking great too
ivory marlin
Im very hydrated
God i do sound pretty pathetic ngl
Hey at least im not addicted to anything
drowsy steppe
Trenches's most expensive dinner
fleet zealot
freshly made business
drifting wolf
shingleback
skink with a dumpy and the one of the few lizard species to engage in monogamy
cool little guys
fleet zealot
I want a hairless ferret
ferrets lose fur as they enter old age as well as adrenal disease
ivory marlin
Hehe lizard
frosty herald
Side eye
frosty herald
She doesnt
frosty herald
She is an evil spirit that comes to haunt me (tries to get into my room) and harass me (lays on her back and begins to roll around)
ivory marlin
Evil fiend
frosty herald
Shes goofing around like she pays the bills around here
ivory marlin
Oh she’s a cute little thing
fleet zealot
me trying to wake up
ivory marlin
Real
rough galleon
i just wanna lay down for a bit longer without having to worry about falling back to sleep
ivory marlin
Hi flip
ivory marlin
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:(
ivory marlin
What
zealous basin
ivory marlin
Fair
ivory marlin
Goodnight flip
drifting wolf
arc thrower range nerf from 50m to 35m but stagger increase
austere grail
so torn on what perk to replace
drifting wolf
gonna feel that one
drifting wolf
very welcome indeed
shame about the thrower and slugger but w/e
wanted an excuse to use default punisher, hopefully it'll be more viable now
oh, they buffed fire damage by 50% from all sources
frosty herald
shame about the thrower and slugger but w/e
they gave the dilligence medium penentration
drifting wolf
and now i'm reading that fire tick damage only applies to the host of the game
obtuse stirrup
so torn on what perk to replace
I think the advice is usually to keep Elites on that
frosty herald
Anyone else got a hd2 fps boost from the update?
drifting wolf
i wouldn't know i just play at 60fps to avoid fluctuating
paper pine
Is the flamer any good with crits?
oak ermine
It does benefit from crits, yeah, as Crits with it make it apply 2 Burn stacks instead of 1, and it has Crit strings of… 3? (or 2?)
coarse birch
Anyone else got a hd2 fps boost from the update?
yeah im holding over 100 now
paper pine
Does it have good crit chance though
Just cuz
Throw knife and dash works well with it
frosty herald
We have gunship fabricators now
oak ermine
Does it have good crit chance though
It doesn’t have any extra Crit chance, if that’s what you’re asking - it just uses Zealot’s base 5%
onyx lodge
is there supposed to be this update like, any moment or something?
obtuse stirrup
Not sure what the relevance is of its specific crit chance tbh
I don't think Zealot gets any special properties from ranged crits?
(Like with Mettle and Empathic Evasion for Psyker)
Iirc for a zealot ranged crits are just crits
paper pine
Well it counts towards fury rising
But yeah unless I get revolver I cant really increase ranged crit chance
Apart from piety itself
Ideally I want tactical axe too but they are trash
onyx lodge
hehe i have alot of fun with the rashad
paper pine
I don't particularly want to play blades but the talents leading up to it are amazing
Am I correct in saying hammer is best single target?
frosty herald
frosty herald
Am I correct in saying hammer is best single target?
yes
paper pine
Does it have good crit modifier thoug🤔
obtuse stirrup
Does it have good crit modifier thoug🤔
Terrible. One of the worst crit weapons in the game.
paper pine
Well then😭
obtuse stirrup
If you want a good single target crit weapon try knife or evis XV
paper pine
Okay ty
obtuse stirrup
If you want a bad single target crit weapon try tac axe lol
paper pine
I dont like mk2 evic
obtuse stirrup
Mark 2 is not great at single target iirc
frosty herald
the crit on knife is like a 1.9x multiplier
obtuse stirrup
15 is a totally different animal
frosty herald
the knife is pretty good
if you need to rapidly kill a cluster of gunners or shotgunners
paper pine
I mean the blades of faith
You can use funs
Guns
And they are easier to hit
It's good with flamer and bolt because the setup time is so long for them
frosty herald
I mean the blades of faith
i also mean blades of faith
trust me theyre pretty nice
south folio
depends cuz you can just throw them at gunners and one-shot them
since gunners just stand and you can also just chuck it at their head pretty easily
frosty herald
getting a blade headshot on a sniper is also very dopamine inducing
obtuse stirrup
They're genuine precision weapons
They wanna hit heads but they arc and have travel time
obtuse stirrup
I want to like them more than I do tbh
coarse birch
getting a blade headshot on a sniper is also very dopamine inducing
bosyshots killing snipers is nice too
since they can be so far
frosty herald
A small part of me does wish that you can hold and aim knives
oak ermine
It’s what I’m playing extensively right now on my Zealot 
heady hornet
Background: I am very medicore player (around 80h, still learning weapon patterns and skills).
I can do Damnation without death, but sometimes i die a lot- depends on the day.
Wanted to make a damnation Twins last night, but TWICE in different teams was asked to change a class from zelot...
Why is zelot not wanted in a twins damnation runs? dont get it. There is hordes of enemies so horde clearing should be a wanted "atribute". any ideas?
tropic pelican
They've probably just had bad experiences with zealot, I wouldn't think about it too much.
paper pine
It’s what I’m playing extensively right now on my Zealot <:whatthefuck_heresy:10...
Knife for trappers, snipers bombers, gunners
Bolt for carapace
Evic + dash for horde clear
oak ermine
Background: I am very medicore player (around 80h, still learning weapon pattern...
I don’t think you playing Zealot has anything to do with succeeding at defeating the Twins, or any other class for that matter.
Why are they not wanted? Well, it depends on what you’re bringing to the table, and Zealots are often viewed in the community as the one class occupied by selfish/rushing players
heady hornet
interesting....second team asked this even before starting a mission
so they didnt even see what playstyle / player skill i have
oak ermine
Knife for trappers, snipers bombers, gunners
Bolt for carapace
Evic + dash for...
There isn’t a strict list of what you can and can’t do with a certain weapon. Bolter can just as well kill specials, if you have the time to pull it out, so I wouldn’t go as far as to say that its only role is killing Carapace. Bolter can kill many other things very quickly, again, if you have the time to pull it out of your pocket
Evis can just as well kill a lonely Crusher if you stick a revved attack to its head twice, or once with a Crit/FotF
paper pine
I hate boltgun but it works in this build
I'm still too low level for evic xv, what's the main difference between evic and chainsword?
quaint verge
oak ermine
I'm still too low level for evic xv, what's the main difference between evic and...
It’s the middle ground between chainaxe and chainsword in terms of killing power v elites and hordes.
It has a straightforward moveset, with light attacks typically being intended for horde/swarm clear and heavies/rev attacks for anything bigger than a bruiser
(In case of Mk15 Evis at least, Mk2 is a little more flexible and less specialised)
paper pine
Does it have a better cleave on light attack?
oak ermine
No, I don’t think either Evis can beat regular chainsword in terms of how much cleave damage it can deliver per swing
Both Evises have a cleave damage cap - chainsword doesn’t, it will deal some damage to any target hit, as long as their sum of mass fits within cleave value of your attack
oak ermine
It’s… debatable, probably in the territory of subjective takes
paper pine
And they have same impact?
oak ermine
I don’t think they do, but don’t quote me on that
I never dabbled in the impact/stagger values of individual weapons to answer accurately
paper pine
Yeah, it's just I want piety keystone, which has punishment that increases impact, and suppression boost, idk if thats good for boltguns low rate of fire
polar nexus
BP likes cavalcade boltgun
steep flame
solar gorge
you seen the factory striders yet ?
solar gorge
does hmg pen gunships ?
merry spade
Bro, i spent a 2 hours rolling grey agripina's for solid base stats, gave up, and quit... then the next morning brunt sells me this...
let's hope hadron doesnt brick it
Needed hand-cannon for this to be salvagable (doing a meme loadout)... rip me i guess.
placid fiber
Wow, I found live footage of me
paper pine
Needed hand-cannon for this to be salvagable (doing a meme loadout)... rip me i ...
Rip
Are there any weapojs with high cleave low damage?
placid fiber
I mean more or less the catachan devil's claw and heavy sword
but those can hit decently hard, when needed
trim zenith
Nothing beats hammers for cleave to damage ratio
placid fiber
Wow, I found live footage of me
Dough, what do you think of the live footage of me?
It even looks just as derpy as me
desert bough
Dough, what do you think of the live footage of me?
Was funny!
paper pine
I busted
paper pine
It’s what I’m playing extensively right now on my Zealot <:whatthefuck_heresy:10...
I swapped out for chainsword
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb4998d-48ca-4bd5-8caf-1564594ac9dd/zealot-30
oak ermine
I swapped out for chainsword
https://darktide.gameslantern.com/builds/9bb4998d-4...
Some immediate points of concern:
- ability cool-down on curios doesn’t make sense for this build,
- devstrike blessing for Chsword is garbage when compared to Wrath or Savage Sweep; Crit chance perk is also redundant and can probably be substituted by Maniac or some other damage property,
- 10% small health node at the bottom of the tree can probably go some place else,
- Surgical on Bolter doesn’t make sense, do definitely take Pinning Fire over anything else,
Also Disdain is not a very valuable skill point
paper pine
Free melee damage no?
oak ermine
I’d personally move both Disdain and small Health node to Anoint in Blood and Purge the Unclean
oak ermine
Free melee damage no?
On every second swing, and it’s not even a very significant amount of damage
And you have to cleave several targets to get good value out of it
paper pine
What about swift certainty?
oak ermine
Redundant, I don’t think highly of this skill
It’s basically a 10% sprint speed increase
paper pine
Doesnt it make you immune to ranged attacks while sprinting?
oak ermine
So does regular sprinting while you have stamina, so what gives?
oak ermine
The game doesn’t tell you this, but if you run turned away at a certain angle from shooters, you will dodge their shots
oak ermine
well i dont have stamina perks
Sliding conserves stamina, and gives you an identical effect as if you were running away from enemies’ shots
royal vortex
The game doesn’t tell you this, but if you run turned away at a certain angle fr...
(the angle atm is actually whenever you're not looking at them)
oak ermine
(the angle atm is actually whenever you're not looking at them)
Noted, cheers
royal vortex
yea its a bit absurd rn
paper pine
I'll make some tweaks
royal vortex
simply run away from the gunfire
hushed knoll
Hi Josho
royal vortex
hello stan
royal vortex
isnt that like a clothing brand
royal vortex
i too feared such a fate
paper pine
Do I take the time to hit weakspot hits with bolt or do I just spam?
royal vortex
depends how u use it
for magdumping probs not (unless for instance you're chastising into maulers, in which case its betters to go for heads because your flak damage is higher than unarmored slightly anyways)
if you're shooting a couple specials its more helpful
coarse birch
cavaclade?
your doing overkill damage dude
dont listen to this guy lmao
(do not take this seriously)
lusty turtle
ye you should never crit
it looks bad on the scoreboard
which you should really care about 
nimble fiber
coarse birch
surely its not generally the same damage as WS
lusty turtle
nuh uh
coarse birch
how are you skele
lusty turtle
alive, i've almost hit the weight i need to hit for medical stuff 
royal vortex
your doing overkill damage dude
i am wanted in 17 different nations for my crimes involving wasted dps
lusty turtle
i've put on 2 stone (12 kg) since dec
coarse birch
nice
paper pine
Does the shredder stat affect heavy attack on eviscerator? Since it sort of shreds
lusty turtle
na just the special
paper pine
Okie
ornate bone
i am wanted in 17 different nations for my crimes involving wasted dps
I recycle my DPS
oak ermine
na just the special
That's not enitrely true - it does affect Heavy attack damage once cleave value of that attack is expended IIRC
ornate bone
As in I toss it away so someone can make a coffee mug out of it
oak ermine
As all Heavy Evis attacks do a "small rev"
lusty turtle
guess it depends what ur doin with it then
oak ermine
It's a miniscule amount of damage that is affected, but yeah, it also depends on what you're cleaving against and whether you hit the cleave cap in the first place (and whether it matters for a breakpoint of some sort)
lusty turtle
im runnin mk2 if i hit my 24 cleave limit with the cleave buff up i've done something wrong
oak ermine
It's probably relevant on things like Mutants and maybe in extremely dense crowds of bruisers or somesuch
spare dome
day four of the same dude hitting us with a no call no show
once he does show he is presumably just out the door lol
hushed knoll
alive, i've almost hit the weight i need to hit for medical stuff <a:dance:94857...
You need to gain weight for an operation? Never heard of that before
lusty turtle
i was massivley under weight to the point that they wouldn't do further surgeries or provide me with the one experimental drug that might benefit me
hushed knoll
Oh jeez sorry man
lusty turtle
6 ft 2 and 8 stone (roughly 55kg)
hushed knoll
Holy shit
lusty turtle
na its fine my bodies always been weird
hushed knoll
I was that weight when I had anorexia but I’m 5’10
lusty turtle
at that weight there was no guarantee i'd survive anything more intrusive than what i've had done
so they want me to hit 11 stone ish and see how it goes from there
hushed knoll
Are you working with a nutritionist to gain weight?
lusty turtle
Are you working with a nutritionist to gain weight?
ye
hushed knoll
