this is so cursed
#zealot-class
coarse birch
delicate shadow
what I thought the goal here was to concetrate on the image
rocky marsh
delicate shadow
so I concentrated the image down
stone fern
i can't believe you are joining the bullying
screenshot bullying is part of my childhood
fossil crag
what do you guys think about my last game
delicate shadow
i can't believe you are joining the bullying
tbf the bigger crunchy screenshot is actually readable lol so it's nbd
rocky marsh
Trooth
rocky marsh
what do you guys think about my last game
at this rate im sure some of u put it to shutter encoder or something similar to compress the image
vast basin
then we will just judge every aspect of your gameplay
delicate shadow
it could've been worse
north sedge
it could've been worse
rocky marsh
stone fern
then we will just judge every aspect of your gameplay
Ummm actually the way you slid to the ammo was too inefficient you wasted .1% stamina
delicate shadow
this one gave me whiplash
north sedge
this one gave me whiplash
Well buckle up
hushed agate
https://tenor.com/view/monkey-sad-monkey-monkey-sad-awkward-shy-gif-172802602422...
I FUCKING LOVE MONKEYS GRAAAAHH
north sedge
delicate shadow
Stan is german I suppose...
rocky marsh
isn't that the old british uh... queen?
rocky marsh
stone fern
and they are not bad
when she was young like 399 cycles ago
rocky marsh
rocky marsh
I FUCKING LOVE MONKEYS GRAAAAHH
i only like the monkey memes
north sedge
stan is definitely not talking historically
delicate shadow
I wish I was the german PM, my first act would be renaming Berlin to Doofenlanden
frosty herald
lusty turtle
tight scroll
classic guilty gear strive moment
hushed agate
god I really want another injustice
Id like that aswell. I dont like fighting games but i enjoy injustice two
ornate bone
I FOOOOKING LOVE THE FOOKING CHAINAXE (also there's a lacking of zealot emoji)
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/injustice-deadshot-take-your-shot-make-it-count-make-your...
Who is this
He’s hot
hushed agate
Who is this
Deadshot is a dc villian
hushed knoll
Oh
hushed agate
Mainly a flash and batman villain i think?? Idk i fogor
ornate bone
if the psyker is clearly under the inflence of tzeetch...with whom is fucking up Khorne? zealot or vet? (because the plot is essentially Gods fucking each other....)
hushed agate
if the psyker is clearly under the inflence of tzeetch...with whom is fucking up...
What?
ornate bone
What?
psyker: beloved, zealot: blood for the emperor skulls for the golden throne, vet: the psyker calls him shard of hatred
hushed agate
Im going to be honest i have no idea what you are trying to say
spare dome
boutta destroy this box of toaster strudels
gonna draw lil happy faces on em with the icing too
ornate bone
Im going to be honest i have no idea what you are trying to say
i'm trying to saying the plot hints to the great game in the characters dialogues, the 'beloved' the psyker talks about may be the Emprah, may be a daemon or Tzeentch himself. There's hints of Khorne's influence as well around the game...the gods hate each others is expected an effort to fuck up with Nurgle's plan
hushed agate
i'm trying to saying the plot hints to the great game in the characters dialogue...
Okay. Fanatic zealot
I really think thats its just cool dialogue tho
ornate bone
BLOOD FOR THE EMPEROR
so you say zealot.....there's still the cadian vet called 'shard of hatred' by the psyker in some of the dialogues
hushed agate
so you say zealot.....there's still the cadian vet called 'shard of hatred' by t...
Thats because cutthroats a prude
ornate bone
I really think thats its just cool dialogue tho
mmmmmh...idk have you tryed counting the number of skulls around in the game
?
hushed agate
mmmmmh...idk have you tryed counting the number of skulls around in the game<:wa...
Skulls are everywhere
But thats sort of a imperium thing as much as it is a khorne thing
Servo skulls, decor, symbols
ornate bone
But thats sort of a imperium thing as much as it is a khorne thing
true
even if they aren't totally alike: skulls of the imperium are symbolic, part of the iconography, skulls of khorne are trophy; and there's a cosmetic for the zealot with a skull hanging from his belt, worn almost like a trophy....
hushed agate
Most zealots do take skulls as trophies
Enemies of the imperium
It could be heretical influence but alot of the emperors fanatics practice that
So who knows
coarse dagger
Khorne must be doing it as a mockery of the Imperium's practice, turning their skulls as Chaos's own trophies like reclamation and how they don't truly intimidate them or have that power over them. "We're so cool and you want us so bad..."
hushed agate
Khorne must be doing it as a mockery of the Imperium's practice, turning their s...
I believe they do it for the skull throne
Khorne worshippers collect not only skulls but about anything
Skin teeth other bones
coarse dagger
i want bones 😍
hushed agate
Nasty
coarse dagger
when you like them so much you wanna keep their teeth
ornate bone
I believe they do it for the skull throne
yeah it' literally the only religious practice required to Khorne's followers
coarse dagger
I believe they do it for the skull throne
First and foremost. Keep that throne boned
ornate bone
yeah it' literally the only religious practice required to Khorne's followers
and it's not so religious💀
coarse dagger
or is it........
ornate bone
or is it........
oh it is for sure, it's just more simplier than the liturgy of the other gods: u kill someone, u take a piece of him and BOOM, Khorne pleased....and it's like that all along your cultist career, until u ascend to deamonhood or become a choas spawn
fleet zealot
roses are red, ferrets aren't blue, I just stole your wallet, and your keys too
hushed knoll
Did you guys know that up to 700,000 people are thought to be physically dependent on decongestant nasal sprays in Norway
fleet zealot
Did you guys know that up to 700,000 people are thought to be physically depende...
Noway 
median steeple
roses are red, ferrets aren't blue, I just stole your wallet, and your keys too
Can you at least make sure my credit score doesn't get too bad
hushed knoll
Noway <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Are you Scandinavian
hushed knoll
What
north sedge
What
frosty herald
royal vortex
what do you think
coarse dagger
oh it is for sure, it's just more simplier than the liturgy of the other gods: u...
simple, easy, rewarding - and people wonder why heretics are still around huh
fleet zealot
Are you Scandinavian
my non blood related grandpa is (he adopted my father)
hushed knoll
Is he physically dependent on nasal sprays
royal vortex
what the fuck does that mean
ornate bone
simple, easy, rewarding - and people wonder why heretics are still around huh
considering that if you stick around in the imperium and you aren't a noble best case scenario u'll be turned into sludge someday
fleet zealot
Is he physically dependent on nasal sprays
no he's dead
royal vortex
shouldve nasal sprayed
hushed knoll
Did you guys know that up to 700,000 people are thought to be physically depende...
@royal vortex
coarse dagger
considering that if you stick around in the imperium and you aren't a noble best...
let's rise up........
coarse dagger
What are dark Kegel tricks
Stan don't do this to yourself
royal vortex
<@445566734255259648>
what does "physically dependent" mean in this context
south folio
Did you guys know that up to 700,000 people are thought to be physically depende...
damn i thought there were only 10 people living in norway
stone fern
Did you guys know that up to 700,000 people are thought to be physically depende...
ye its true you can get addicted to that stuff i know someone
fleet zealot
Idk I was just reading the Wikipedia page about Africa the nasal spray
africa the nasal spray
ornate bone
let's rise up........
that's why cults rise up
fleet zealot
stan don't look up what nestle did to africa
hushed knoll
damn i thought there were only 10 people living in norway
There are actually around 8 million noob
coarse dagger
that's why cults rise up
Can I join yours.....
coarse dagger
ASTERIX LIKE THE VIKING??
fleet zealot
asterix
coarse dagger
guess this is me now
delicate shadow
based
coarse dagger
QUIRTLA
median steeple
My name hates his typing scent
Please... Stop saying scent
north sedge
oh hey Jo Quirtla
delicate shadow
Hi Diet
median steeple
Makes me feel icky every time I read it
delicate shadow
you should get some nasal spray
fleet zealot
north sedge
delicate shadow
how the fuck
murdered in broad daylight
hushed knoll
coarse dagger
https://tenor.com/view/angry-warrior-chaos-blood-gif-13932012
GIGGLING NEFARIOUSLY....
hushed knoll
What is a spawn grab
royal vortex
dude ive literally never been grabbed more times in a game
my soul progressively got further and further out of my body as it happened
delicate shadow
What is a spawn grab
when a chaos spawn grabs you and starts to nibble on you
hushed knoll
dude ive literally never been grabbed more times in a game
You were probably begging to be grabbed seeing as how you were dressed
coarse dagger
I hope I taste bad
hushed knoll
Oh a chaos spawn
royal vortex
i would not want to be touched that way by a chaos spawn
coarse dagger
It's going to touch me regardless so I want it to taste me and throw up everywhere
royal vortex
i had a couple really cool moments where i was doing something that only works on like 200 ping
north sedge
royal vortex
to save myself from getting trolled by said 200 ping
hushed knoll
KFC nobody here has their original name
coarse dagger
Spawn 😍
hushed knoll
Jfc
coarse dagger
KFC
hushed knoll
I feel like Josho and I should go into the taffy business
north sedge
what
hushed knoll
I feel like pulling candy on a fishhook is fun
ornate bone
to save myself from getting trolled by said 200 ping
get a decent net ffs
royal vortex
my internet isnt even that terrible its compounded by the dogshit netcode this game has
hushed knoll
What is a net code
royal vortex
it's the serial number they put on nets
hushed knoll
W#fat
still quartz
Cope?
hushed knoll
What
royal vortex
whats confusing about that stan
they produce nets at the net factory. then they put a serial number on em to track it
north sedge
What is a net code
hushed knoll
Youre# gaslighting me
still quartz
Everything except insults and bad food pictures are confusing to Stan
royal vortex
im informing you about nets
hushed knoll
delicate shadow
hushed knoll
My friends think it’s ok to leave like dominoes pizza sitting out on the table overnight and then to just eat it in the morning
How can someone be so wrong about food
That’s fucking gross
north sedge
This coming from floppy bacon boy
still quartz
hushed knoll
They’re like “it doesn’t go bad”
I’m like bruh
I watched my friends gf do it this morning
delicate shadow
I had a beef bowl yesterday
royal vortex
im gonna level with u stan ive eaten pizza left on a table overnight like hundreds of times
its p low on the list of health concerns unless the house is absolutely filthy
hushed knoll
I had a beef bowl yesterday
Was it bulging beef
delicate shadow
btw having worked for domino's, I can tell you they leave shit just out in the open for hours all the time
delicate shadow
Was it bulging beef
ground beef
north sedge
Now that is bait
royal vortex
hardcore bait
royal vortex
sometimes i feel bad about being a picky eater due to the tism and then stan hits us with shit like this
north sedge
Stan you live in NY, there's a team of assassin's being dispatched to your house for that
hushed knoll
I think the last time I went was in 2009
royal vortex
so when u were like a kid
delicate shadow
Mr Cheese is gonna show up at all your doorsteps tonight
north sedge
Chuck e cheese pizza is just bad frozen pizza
median steeple
Reminds me of a creepypasta back in like 2012
median steeple
What fries?
sterile stone
@ripe quest You fella
royal vortex
im happy for ur grandma
sterile stone
Get ova here
median steeple
That shouldn't be combined
royal vortex
dude do not ask his whole family is like this when it comes to food
hushed knoll
Horseradish sauce I think
ripe quest
<@239404785453760512> You fella
What
hushed knoll
EXHILLIOUS
royal vortex
EXHILLIOUS
ripe quest
EXHILLIOUS
coarse dagger
Was it bulging beef
Bulging beef!!1 🤤 🥩
hushed knoll
Exhillious what do you think of chicken end cheese Lao a
Chuck e. Geese pizza
Cheese
royal vortex
Laos
royal vortex
chicken end cheese
delicate shadow
Chuck e. Geese
north sedge
Chicken end cheese lao a
delicate shadow
royal vortex
Chuck e. Geese
@south folio new name
median steeple
Too many geese!
sterile stone
Chuck e. Geese
Charles Entertainment Cheese
hushed knoll
Is it necessary to retype my mistakes
median steeple
sterile stone
Internet is shit atm so no.
delicate shadow
Charles Entertainment Cheese
hushed knoll
I fucking hate that danish
royal vortex
u will often shit out a sentence that is literally impossible to parse
hushed knoll
Dance
ripe quest
Chuck e. Geese pizza
It's at best cardboard with plastic on top. The ubereats copycat is like 6/10 though.
sterile stone
I fucking hate that danish
AYOOO
hushed knoll
It's at best cardboard with plastic on top. The ubereats copycat is like 6/10 th...
That’s not true
sterile stone
What did the stroodle people do you you
royal vortex
i have mixed feelings on the danes
ripe quest
That’s not true
Stan I don't want to hear that from someone who likes their crust burnt and gray.
hushed knoll
I would have loved them in the 700s 🤤
hushed knoll
Stan I don't want to hear that from someone who likes their crust burnt and gray...
I DONT
sterile stone
Mans out here eating the Danish like they're finger ofod
delicate shadow
eating a dane with a cup of coffee 😋
north sedge
Stan likes floppy crust
sterile stone
Hannibal lecture
hushed knoll
Whatever his name is
north sedge
Hannibal lecture
delicate shadow
Hannibal Lecture has a phD in biology
north sedge
who is hannibal lecture
He talks people to death
ripe quest
guys. I need to know the best perks and blessings for bolter
Check pins.
royal vortex
flak + an armor type that isnt infested/unarmored and pinning fire/cavalcade generally
sterile stone
Is this what a upclose shot of a volcano looks like on the inside?
south folio
<@297182781346152448> new name
nope
north sedge
Tbf to stan, that is an actual style of pizza he is not responsible for
ripe quest
Tbf to stan, that is an actual style of pizza he is not responsible for
He likes his pizza like that
sterile stone
That looks like it taste of charcoal and 1920s depression
hushed knoll
IT’S HERE TIME TO BECOME NORWEGIAN
median steeple
Where's the cheese, it's unda da sauce
hushed knoll
Ignore the fluffy sock
north sedge
Well now that's all I see
royal vortex
Ignore the chlorine in the background
delicate shadow
I didn't know the citizenship test for Norway was just huffing afrin
hushed knoll
My friends call those socks h*tler youth socks cuz they go up to my knee almost
They’re like hiking socks that are way too big
royal vortex
what
sterile stone
Hiking socks?
ripe quest
IT’S HERE TIME TO BECOME NORWEGIAN
stan your floor looks warped and wrinkly.
royal vortex
stans cant sleep in beds
sterile stone
That blanket looks like it has the texture of those large square paper bags you can get at the grocery
drowsy steppe
My friends call those socks h*tler youth socks cuz they go up to my knee almost
Makes sense ig
hushed knoll
See it’s way too big
misty nova
Where's the cheese, it's unda da sauce
Where's the cheese?
north sedge
I mean he does bring an air matress to hotel rooms
hushed knoll
Ignore the medicine on the floor
frozen glen
oh my
royal vortex
i didnt need to see this
north sedge
See it’s way too big
drowsy steppe
Well
sterile stone
Ignore the medicine on the floor
frozen glen
reminds me of joshos weird leg pic
royal vortex
but im glad u felt comfortable sharing
heavy arch
sorry but knee high socks are gamer socks
ripe quest
See it’s way too big
royal vortex
reminds me of joshos weird leg pic
that is a work of postmodern art
heavy arch
NOT Hitler socks
coarse dagger
See it’s way too big
You absolutely wear those Nikes with them socks
frozen glen
its a cognitohazard
drowsy steppe
See it’s way too big
Feels like this went high above the knee from the POV
frosty herald
See it’s way too big
what are those pills
coarse dagger
wow none of you wear tube socks :/
hushed knoll
You absolutely wear those Nikes with them socks
I wear socks and slides all the time
sterile stone
Stan seems like the type of fella to wear soccer cleets in doors
royal vortex
its a cognitohazard
same thing
frosty herald
stan took 3 benadryl
hushed knoll
what are those pills
Expired Benadryl that I use to help me sleep
royal vortex
it isnt art if u arent hurt by it
coarse dagger
I used to love Benadryl
frosty herald
Expired Benadryl that I use to help me sleep
north sedge
hushed knoll
The fuck that’s creepy
royal vortex
ur creepy
drowsy steppe
Are there any hatman when you took benadryl
royal vortex
BRRR BRRR BRR BRRR VENEZUELA
coarse dagger
you smell
sterile stone
https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-21892017
The hat man comes for all
royal vortex
GOTTEM
coarse dagger
Are there any hatman when you took benadryl
no just the backs of my eyelids and weird dreams
royal vortex
me
frosty herald
stan is going to be molested by the hat man
royal vortex
hannibal lecture
drowsy steppe
The hat man is one of the man stuck inside the benadryl
sterile stone
I SAW THAT
heavy arch
no content got all y’all’s minds working funny
royal vortex
what was said
drowsy steppe
Ayo Stan
coarse dagger
I think I scare the Hat Man because he knows I wouldn't be afraid to try and flirt with him. THe same reason why I don't get sleep paralysis demons
drowsy steppe
It's OK to be upfront
hushed knoll
LOL JOSHO FAIL
royal vortex
one of the rare stan deletions i did not catch
hushed agate
no content got all y’all’s minds working funny
Discords slowly turning into the arkham asylum sub
delicate shadow
royal vortex
stan my success rate is like 90%
frosty herald
coarse dagger
no content got all y’all’s minds working funny
I think this is us normally but the lack of content makes it more prevalent to see
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/hello-guest-hello-neighbor-hello-neighbor2-secret-neighbo...
Frogs can’t be wizards and they can’t dance
sterile stone
Discords slowly turning into the arkham asylum sub
north sedge
delicate shadow
Frogs can’t be wizards and they can’t dance
and yet here they are
drowsy steppe
Man I
frosty herald
Frogs can’t be wizards and they can’t dance
drowsy steppe
Omg the glue solvent lmao
royal vortex
stan would make a powerful antisemitic conspiracy theorist
north sedge
Frogs can’t be wizards and they can’t dance
hushed knoll
No
sterile stone
Stan's grammar with the mental state of Alex Jones
royal vortex
he gives off strong mid 20th century right wing nutjob vibes
coarse dagger
hushed knoll
he gives off strong mid 20th century right wing nutjob vibes
The fuck????
north sedge
stan would make a powerful antisemitic conspiracy theorist
She never would have survived 1945
hushed knoll
DOUGH NO
maiden path
chat
drowsy steppe
1984
maiden path
what does gag mean
coarse dagger
e what
drowsy steppe
Maybe hitler
hushed knoll
I swear I wasn’t wearing hitler socks when I said that
coarse dagger
what does gag mean
what's the context.
maiden path
what's the context.
i won a roblox talent show against a bunch of children
and they all went 'GAG'
delicate shadow
this is why everyone thinks (knows) we're unhinged
royal vortex
i cant be unhinged if im a completely open doorway
hushed knoll
this is why everyone thinks (knows) we're unhinged
Ur perfect
south folio
OwO
delicate shadow
truuuu
hushed knoll
You deserve to have aloe gel infuse your skin
coarse dagger
i won a roblox talent show against a bunch of children
Hm, in Roblox terms? I'm not sure because I've been over 18 for almost 11 years now but I'm guessing they either mean "You have to be joking" or something along those lines
royal vortex
u just let anyone in huh
times are hard 😔
maiden path
drowsy steppe
That sounds like an ominous threat
maiden path
they loved me
coarse dagger
Disbelief
delicate shadow
aloe is pretty based
maiden path
im gag af
coarse dagger
what
frozen glen
aloe from forbidden west
royal vortex
theres gay slang terms
frozen glen
out on pc now
royal vortex
homosexual exclusive vocabulary
drowsy steppe
To gag is a new gay slang I have not heard before
coarse dagger
glang
sterile stone
aloe is pretty based
Until you drink it
hushed knoll
I have a Turkish friend named Ali and my phone corrects his name to aloe all the time
maiden path
chat im gag af what are u guys
coarse dagger
I'm cunty
frosty herald
Im uhh
royal vortex
how many dicks do u have to suck before u get to say that
delicate shadow
Until you drink it
yeah I only use it topically lmao
coarse dagger
hi guys how is your afternoon today
frosty herald
Stop talking
royal vortex
i should not have posed that question
delicate shadow
sterile stone
yeah I only use it topically lmao
Was hanging with my sister earlier at our family biz and she just grabs a handful of it and puts it in my hair
royal vortex
i apologize
frosty herald
Be quiet for 100 years
sterile stone
Something about aloe helping hair or whatever
hushed knoll
Was hanging with my sister earlier at our family biz and she just grabs a handfu...
OOOO was it mayonnaise
delicate shadow
Was hanging with my sister earlier at our family biz and she just grabs a handfu...
based
hushed knoll
Oh nvm
delicate shadow
no it was ALOE
hushed knoll
Dammit
royal vortex
OOOO was it mayonnaise
why are you like this
coarse dagger
Stop talking
sterile stone
royal vortex
- weird and 2. unable to comprehend sentences
frosty herald
Stan puts mayo in his hair like ed
sterile stone
There's only 1 person I know of on this planet that puts mayo in their hair
maiden path
hushed knoll
😠
sterile stone
And it's Big Ed
frozen glen
i cant believe stan put ranch in his hair
royal vortex
stan loves his hair sand
coarse dagger
1. weird and 2. unable to comprehend sentences
That's most of this server though 😭
hushed knoll
I read that wrong
delicate shadow
conditioning with a nice garlic aioli
hushed knoll
Nvm
royal vortex
stan asked me to go to the beach and put sand in my hair the other day and its like mf i have 20x the hair u do
i aint fkin puttin sand in it
itll take DECADES to get it out
austere grail
is there any reason to take loner for an average skilled player
frozen glen
sand in hair is vile
hushed knoll
stan asked me to go to the beach and put sand in my hair the other day and its l...
So buzz it like me
sterile stone
conditioning with a nice garlic aioli
Ground beef hair massage
drowsy steppe
This is a visual hazard
hushed knoll
Dude I love putting hot sand in my hair
frosty herald
is there any reason to take loner for an average skilled player
Fastest way to get stealth
north sedge
hushed knoll
JOSHO SHUT UP
delicate shadow
stan asked me to go to the beach and put sand in my hair the other day and its l...
long hair gang 🤝
coarse dagger
I have rockhead myself
royal vortex
i will not be silenced by a registered republican
maiden path
royal vortex
long hair gang 🤝
hushed knoll
Just because I have buzzed hair, blue eyes and speak German and suspiciously long socks doesn’t make me a skinhead
ripe quest
long hair gang 🤝
sterile stone
Dough do you still have the rice al dente one
hushed knoll
Wait
north sedge
hushed knoll
I don’t speak long socks
royal vortex
where does suspiciously long socks fit into that
hushed knoll
I mean I have them
frosty herald
hushed knoll
I told you my friends call them hitler youth socks
drowsy steppe
long hair gang 🤝
Oh hell yea
coarse dagger
more long hair havers yaay 🩷
maiden path
coarse dagger
Growing out my hair was such a good idea after having it short for 10 years
delicate shadow
we out here forgetting to book a haircut for 4 years in a row
royal vortex
we out here forgetting to book a haircut for 4 years in a row
this is how it happened to me
north sedge
Dough do you still have the rice al dente one
Deep from the archives
drowsy steppe
I have not visited any Barber in months
hushed knoll
I bought a pair of clippers and I get one of my bros to shave my head on my deck
coarse dagger
Yeah I'm due for a trim 😔 but just a trim... no more short hair
delicate shadow
adhd takes over and says "you will have long hair"
frosty herald
going to the barber tomorrow cause a brother gotta stay fresh
north sedge
I'm not sure I'll ever make anything worse than peanut butter wilson
ripe quest
I stopped cutting my hair when covid hit and I now just like my hair long.
sterile stone
I have not visited any Barber in months
Forgot I was suppose to even go today
coarse dagger
dunno what I'm gonna do if I start growing a bigass beard when I go on T
sterile stone
Still on the fence if I just shave it all off
north sedge
And i made an abstract painting of goatse once
coarse dagger
does anyone here have a bigass wizard level beard
hushed knoll
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE LONG HAIR WTF
royal vortex
I'm not sure I'll ever make anything worse than peanut butter wilson
the great zealot chat creation was making the stan.mp4
where arco got the audio
hushed knoll
And i made an abstract painting of goatse once
coarse dagger
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE LONG HAIR WTF
Makes me feel like I have a mane like my sona 
drowsy steppe
Still on the fence if I just shave it all off
Bro don't lmao
hushed knoll
Who is sona
maiden path
where my mgs fans at
sterile stone
The MK lady
north sedge
Laz did not know what he unleashed when he asked for cast away peanut butter
median steeple
Donot
ripe quest
HOW DO YOU GUYS LIKE LONG HAIR WTF
On-demand jesus look + I have good hair so like why not
frosty herald
where my mgs fans at
woe norwood reaper upon ye
median steeple
hushed knoll
The only time I would want long hair is if I were locked in a stone tower so I could climb down
delicate shadow
tbh I prefer having short hair for practical purposes but my partner and pretty much everyone I know thinks I look better with long hair so alas I keep it long
I'm also just incapable of going to the barber on any sort of regular timetable
royal vortex
wait thats the wrong version
maiden path
woe norwood reaper upon ye
coarse dagger
Who is sona
My monstersona/fursona
royal vortex
wheres the fkin finished one
delicate shadow
so I just jesus cosplay 24/7 nowadays
drowsy steppe
The only time I would want long hair is if I were locked in a stone tower so I c...
Do you have blonde hair too
north sedge
sterile stone
so I just jesus cosplay 24/7 nowadays
Turkish Jesus
hushed knoll
Do you have blonde hair too
I do
sterile stone
delicate shadow
Turkish Jesus
I allow people to pray for a thicc wife
coarse dagger
Moder from The Ritual, please 🙏
hushed knoll
Geralt
frosty herald
sterile stone
Wait huh...?
north sedge
White like germany
drowsy steppe
White like Germany
coarse dagger
Moves like Erin Jaeger
sterile stone
Sounds like something Darcy would say
coarse dagger
you all need a nap
royal vortex
stan
delicate shadow
Stan you really gotta wrangle the autocorrect
north sedge
Fetish of rivia
royal vortex
Stan you really gotta wrangle the autocorrect
the problem is he is dragging his tongue across the keyboard
delicate shadow
the problem is he is dragging his tongue across the keyboard
that explains a lot
heavy arch
you can’t go through your whole life with bad spelling
delicate shadow
u'd b zurprized
heavy arch
it is you because you hit the enter button
north sedge
It's you
royal vortex
it happens on every platform you use to communicate
heavy arch
have you considered fixing typos before pressing enter
royal vortex
including your shitty fkin mac
heavy arch
SHAKING MY HEAD
north sedge
You've typod in voice too
drowsy steppe
I would not have this problem thx to autocorrect
royal vortex
u legit called me "chihuasho" with a straight face in vc one time
drowsy steppe
Voice typos is another matter entirely
coarse dagger
the phone autocorrect is vicious and you'll never understand the shame until you call a penance run a pregnancy run on accident
maiden path
where my true detective fans at
hushed knoll
You've typod in voice too
😒
sterile stone
Stan isn't even real, man's a whole AI
hushed knoll
I called Gandhi jabba the hut one time
north sedge
This was from voice chat
hushed knoll
😒
hushed knoll
This was from voice chat
OF SNOW FOR CONTEXT
drowsy steppe
This was from voice chat
I feel like I remember this but I choose not to
sterile stone
I can't fucken breathe I'm laughing so hard
north sedge
This is verbatim what you said
coarse dagger
STAN.
royal vortex
coarse birch
<@1117340723692445746> what were u running for that duo game
Which
north sedge
Hahaha he said it
heavy arch
so no ok gotcha
sterile stone
hushed knoll
SHE’S NOT FAT SHE’S GAY
drowsy steppe
FAT GAY
north sedge
coarse dagger
;lj;sglhkjghl;jk
heavy arch
Sure buddy ok
coarse birch
Agri iag + deimos Scriers/DD assail
north sedge
Gay and gay
royal vortex
SHE’S NOT FAT SHE’S GAY
i mean, she must be pretty big if she got stuck in that elevator
sterile stone
Gay and gay the local clothing store
drowsy steppe
Oh man didn't know there's a difference between being gay and being gay
north sedge
i mean, she must be pretty big if she got stuck in that elevator
No just fat
hushed knoll
Josho I’m going to cover you in rhubarb pie
north sedge
Gay
hushed knoll
It’s not a fetish wtf
coarse dagger
Stan have you ever heard of forced rhubarb
royal vortex
i do not know what else you would call what you do to food
coarse birch
Why do you ask
hushed knoll
Stan have you ever heard of forced rhubarb
Isn’t that what they do to prisoners with bamboo
hushed agate
No way he actually fumbles this hard😭
royal vortex
Why do you ask
knowledge for knowledge's sake
sterile stone
i do not know what else you would call what you do to food
Acts of domestic terrorism
royal vortex
north sedge
No way he actually fumbles this hard😭
This is the man who mixed up Gandhi and jabba the hutt, in voice chat
coarse dagger
Isn’t that what they do to prisoners with bamboo
NO??? THAT'S BAMBOO TORTURE
coarse birch
Wha
coarse dagger
Rhubarb grown in the dark and it grows so fast it makes creaking and popping noises
delicate shadow
rebar pie
south folio
nice name
delicate shadow
thanks
hushed agate
Rhubarb grown in the dark and it grows so fast it makes creaking and popping noi...
Can you give an example
coarse birch
Did any of us
drowsy steppe
No
delicate shadow
I'M FUCKING JO QUIRTLA
coarse dagger
Can you give an example
delicate shadow
it reads like a weird rip off soprano's character
royal vortex
jo quirtla is sims shit
hushed agate
https://soundcloud.com/rhubarb-rhubarb-rhubarb/a-mass-of-popping-rhubarb
Bro thats someone shitting😭
north sedge
Or a super right wing sherrif
delicate shadow
coarse dagger
Bro thats someone shitting😭
someone shitting? or plants growing so fast they're ripping their own body up and bursting
drowsy steppe
https://tenor.com/view/thug1-tony-hawk-underground1-cutscenes-game-walk-gif-1901...
Mans put his soul into that
delicate shadow
tony hawk's underground is so funny to go back and watch
I wanna play it again
you legit run a security guard around until he has a fuckin' heart attack and that's the whole mission
hushed knoll
Rhubarb grown in the dark and it grows so fast it makes creaking and popping noi...
So why can’t it be used for torture then
hushed knoll
tony hawk's underground is so funny to go back and watch
DUDE THAT WAS MY JAM AS A KID
north sedge
you legit run a security guard around until he has a fuckin' heart attack and th...
This is the future joe lieberman was afraid of 😔
sterile stone
you legit run a security guard around until he has a fuckin' heart attack and th...
American wasteland was peak tony hawk
frosty herald
cant wait for tony hawk 3 to get a remake
coarse dagger
So why can’t it be used for torture then
Maybe psychological by putting someone near there to watch it grow and that's all they can do
frosty herald
so i can play as my boy the doom 64 marine
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/thug1-tony-hawk-underground1-cutscenes-game-walk-gif-1901...
Ngl I used to have a crush on Erik
delicate shadow
wHY
hushed knoll
Idk man
royal vortex
u seem to have a crush on everything with a pulse and vaguely masculine traits
hushed knoll
I was young
sterile stone
Now you're old?
royal vortex
ancient, even
hushed knoll
I’m 29
royal vortex
just like mittins
delicate shadow
I was young too, I didn't crush on every single character I laid eyes on
hushed knoll
I’m in my mid 20s
heavy arch
hushed agate
Late*
south folio
old ass
sterile stone
29 is late 20s doc
royal vortex
I was young too, I didn't crush on every single character I laid eyes on
i faked having a crush on someone in elementary school because i thought i would be weird if i didnt have one
delicate shadow
y'know what, I'm accepting this narrative because that means I get to be in my early 20s again
drowsy steppe
There will be new crushes for you in your 30s
hushed knoll
20-28 early twenties 29 mid twenties 30 late 20s
drowsy steppe
Give it 1 more year
south folio
i faked having a crush on someone in elementary school because i thought i would...
don't worry
you're still weird
royal vortex
well thats for only tangentially related reasons
heavy arch
being in your 30s as a male is awesome
sterile stone
20-28 early twenties 29 mid twenties 30 late 20s
heavy arch
don’t be ashamed
drowsy steppe
20-28 early twenties 29 mid twenties 30 late 20s
Holy shit I'm in my early 20s lessgoo
hushed agate
i faked having a crush on someone in elementary school because i thought i would...
I used to eat paper
south folio
as a representative of the 20s, i disagree
delicate shadow
I'm looking forward to when I get to really grow up and purchase a midlife crisis car and embarass my children
south folio
I'm looking forward to when I get to really grow up and purchase a midlife crisi...
hot pink
frozen glen
in elementary school i was already a millionaire from trading stocks
heavy arch
I bought my midlife crisis car at 31
sterile stone
I'm looking forward to when I get to really grow up and purchase a midlife crisi...
The smallest two door sports car to exist
royal vortex
you can have a midlife crisis at any age if your lifespan is short enough
heavy arch
best decision of my midlife
median steeple
Can't wait to be like Jim Gordon and become an alcoholic
hushed knoll
Should I eat al dente shells for dinner
south folio
anime car paint
sterile stone
you can have a midlife crisis at any age if your lifespan is short enough
This sounds like a threat
drowsy steppe
I'm looking forward to when I get to really grow up and purchase a midlife crisi...
Just have an early life crisis bro
delicate shadow
I ALREADY DID THAT
royal vortex
you can have a midlife crisis at any age if your lifespan is short enough
i made a joke about this to mittins and he told me i wasnt allowed to die as the crusher guide will need updating
fkin dickhead
south folio
mittins based!!!
ripe quest
Should I eat al dente shells for dinner
stan you don't need to put al dente infront of every food item for some of them it's a given and for others it's a tragedy.
delicate shadow
al dente's inferno
frozen glen
its the only culinary term stan knows
royal vortex
stan enjoys his bacon al dente (uncooked)
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-135...
The fuck does this mean
heavy arch
Stan the type of dude to overcook noodles and call it al dente
hushed agate
The fuck does this mean
Loud
delicate shadow
Stan undercooks everything
royal vortex
if my food is biting me i have skipped the stage where i kill the animal before consuming it
frozen glen
the bite comes from the parasites u left alive
royal vortex
which is problematic for multiple reasons
sterile stone
This man has a immune system to survive a zombie bite I swear
hushed agate
What are your thoughts on the Very Hunger Caterpillar
Very good book i like it
coarse birch
Stan are you saying you like cruchy pasta
sterile stone
With the chemical hazards he puts in his body
delicate shadow
he doesn't so much do cooking as he does pre-cooking
hushed knoll
Very good book i like it
Your pfp reminds me of him
drowsy steppe
Did you eat your instant noodles raw
hushed knoll
Stan are you saying you like cruchy pasta
No I like it very firm
delicate shadow
frozen glen
this is so not molto bene
hushed knoll
Did you eat your instant noodles raw
My aunt has a vinegar coleslaw recipe that uses crunchy ramen noodles
Aka not cooked
hushed agate
Your pfp reminds me of him
hushed knoll
It’s fantastic
hushed knoll
polar nexus
I’m in my mid 20s
so young
coarse birch
My aunt has a vinegar coleslaw recipe that uses crunchy ramen noodles
What
royal vortex
My aunt has a vinegar coleslaw recipe that uses crunchy ramen noodles
she also has an ass that won't quit on account of her similarities with that one minion
hushed knoll
SHUT UP JOSHO
royal vortex
lmfao
delicate shadow
white grandmas really be something else
coarse birch
Oh yeah
hushed knoll
YOUR ASS NEVER QUITS YOU HO
drowsy steppe
white grandmas really be something else
Istg
coarse birch
His aunts ass is unreal apparently
hushed knoll
Oh my God shut up
royal vortex
YOUR ASS NEVER QUITS YOU HO
💅
polar nexus
it means he's 30
😄
hushed knoll
it means he's 30
I’m not 30
delicate shadow
like if I said any of this shit to my Grandma I'd be beaten to death with a sandal
hushed knoll
Exhillious you need to be nicer to me
drowsy steppe
😱
hushed knoll
like if I said any of this shit to my Grandma I'd be beaten to death with a sand...
Is she Latino
delicate shadow
Turkish lmao
royal vortex
like if I said any of this shit to my Grandma I'd be beaten to death with a sand...
my grandma poured soap into my mouth cuz i was swearing
hushed knoll
Oh
hushed knoll
my grandma poured soap into my mouth cuz i was swearing
That’s legit animal abuse
I MEAN CHILD
frozen glen
woaah
ripe quest
Exhillious you need to be nicer to me
you don't meet the cooking level requirements for this conversation.
royal vortex
ANIMAL
coarse birch
Whay
hushed knoll
SORRY JOSHO
sterile stone
LMAAAAAAAAAAAO
frozen glen
too far stan
drowsy steppe
Animal abuse
sterile stone
IM WEAK
royal vortex
BRUH
hushed knoll
I legit meant child
hushed agate
I MEAN CHILD
That was on purpose no way
drowsy steppe
That's going to the compilation
sterile stone
My sides are in fucking orbit
royal vortex
OH MY GOD
delicate shadow
Josho demoted to bottom of the food chain
drowsy steppe
I should be asleep but ig I'm not this morning
frozen glen
is no chat sacred anymore
drowsy steppe
frosty herald
AINT NO WAY
hushed knoll
<a:OMEGALAUGHING:906806913759580160>
I call this coffee cup fave
coarse birch
🫡
hushed knoll
Face
delicate shadow
let's be real, we all tell Stan to get help but we all secretly hope he never changes
it's like the truman show
hushed knoll
you don't meet the cooking level requirements for this conversation.
Is this a RuneScape reference
royal vortex
i was gonna finish that joke and then stan hit me with that WAY funnier punchline
dude fkin stole the comedy from me
i cant believe this
heavy arch
cooking lvls?
hushed knoll
it's like the truman show
No idea what that is
royal vortex
u goddamn thief
frozen glen
remind me to never tell stan any of my childhood traumas
heavy arch
99
drowsy steppe
I call this coffee cup fave
Stan what
delicate shadow
No idea what that is
Jim Carey movie
sterile stone
remind me to never tell stan any of my childhood traumas
Mans gonna call you a vegetable
hushed knoll
Stan what
It’s a coffee cup face cuz the face looks like a mug and the open mouth looks like coffee
ripe quest
Is this a RuneScape reference
no but I find it funny that the first game you think of with cooking levels in it is RuneScape when you constantly claim you aren't old.
delicate shadow
u see things that no other human can see
delicate shadow
no but I find it funny that the first game you think of with cooking levels in i...
I fuckin' love runescape
frozen glen
somebody chain this man down
hushed knoll
That’s why I am a detective*
frozen glen
he needs to be sent to prison
royal vortex
im crying
drowsy steppe
It’s a coffee cup face cuz the face looks like a mug and the open mouth looks li...
I mean
What????
delicate shadow
how the hell
drowsy steppe
HUUHH
royal vortex
i cant breathe
ripe quest
I just got called a fetus r what do I do with this info
delicate shadow
royal vortex
help
median steeple
I just got called a fetus r what do I do with this info
Embrace it
coarse birch
Try breathing
median steeple
Become the boss baby
coarse birch
Oh my god shut UP stan
hushed knoll
I FUCKING HATE BOSS BABY
frozen glen
why do u hate children
delicate shadow
Josho's oxygen levels have an inverse relationship with the activity of chat
drowsy steppe
frozen glen
have u not spread enough hatred in one day
royal vortex
Spelling fail
royal vortex
Josho's oxygen levels have an inverse relationship with the activity of chat
ive almost been killed by ppl so many fkin times
coarse birch
Hes what
hushed knoll
I don’t hate children
drowsy steppe
HUH?
sterile stone
I really hope I never have to go back lol
sterile stone
Mans looking like this after he typed that
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/crying-little-boss-gif-alisa-gif-13848696231450068241
I have this so much
hushed knoll
https://tenor.com/view/smh-cigarette-gif-24294903
Smocking inside triggers me
royal vortex
my stomach hur ts now
hushed knoll
Smoking
drowsy steppe
Incan has suffered enough fools (children) in his lifetime
delicate shadow
https://tenor.com/view/smh-cigarette-gif-24294903
parents will be like "why is my kid failing" and I'm not allowed to tell them that it's because they're terrible parents
hushed knoll
delicate shadow
agony
hushed knoll
parents will be like "why is my kid failing" and I'm not allowed to tell them th...
Or you’re not allowed to say it’s because your kid is a terrible lazy ass
delicate shadow
Incan has suffered enough fools (children) in his lifetime
the kids are stressful at times but really it's 99% burn out caused by parents, other teachers and shitty admin/department bullshit
sterile stone
parents will be like "why is my kid failing" and I'm not allowed to tell them th...
I've seen too many videos of teachers getting swung on and cussed at
delicate shadow
like you do not get paid enough
hushed knoll
Wait Aquila how old are you
sterile stone
I woulda sent one of them lil bastards through a desk
delicate shadow
27
delicate shadow
wait how old did you think I was????
hushed knoll
What type of school did you teach in
frozen glen
30
hushed knoll
I thought you were 35 lol
delicate shadow
royal vortex
i wouldve gone with like 32
north sedge
Jo Quirtla is wise beyond his years
coarse birch
I would have guessed 30
delicate shadow
What type of school did you teach in
public, mostly with special ed units
royal vortex
jo quirtla is one of those lsd shamans
frozen glen
you need to say skibidi gyatt rizz more
drowsy steppe
the kids are stressful at times but really it's 99% burn out caused by parents, ...
Pain.
sterile stone
Isn't someone in this discord in their 50s or 60s
royal vortex
i tell ppl my age and they always think im at least 5 years older
hushed knoll
public, mostly with special ed units
I gotcha. Was that your initial career path after school
royal vortex
thats gonna suck when im actually old
coarse birch
you need to say skibidi gyatt rizz more
Nobody needs to say this
heavy arch
make sure you regularly stretch your hands so you can game while you’re old
drowsy steppe
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
frozen glen
im da ohio rizzler
ripe quest
Nobody needs to say this
skibidi gyatt rizzler
drowsy steppe
You're so skibidi you're so fanum tax
hushed knoll
Josho’s vitality can be put to good use. Just make him ride a stationary bike 24/7 to power the town’s energy grid
drowsy steppe
Thats
coarse birch
Josho are you younger than me
ivory marlin
hi gamers
coarse birch
I forget
frozen glen
make him ride men instead
north sedge
Jake
drowsy steppe
Sound like torture stan ngl
royal vortex
i am 20
delicate shadow
I gotcha. Was that your initial career path after school
nah I originally went into finance and accounting (hell), bowed out of that and got into teacher aide work and was working towards teaching but had a mental breakdown at the end of 2019, then covid hit and the aussie bushfires were happening too
royal vortex
y'roue*
delicate shadow
so I was like a year(?) off completing my degree, was doing casual teaching and special ed stuff
hushed knoll
nah I originally went into finance and accounting (hell), bowed out of that and ...
Oh yikes. I hope you are doing better now
heavy arch
Im in accounting
heavy arch
It’s stupid
frozen glen
stan
heavy arch
ok
royal vortex
bro
north sedge
Special head is hard
coarse birch
Thats what he gives the pudding
drowsy steppe
Special head UwU
median steeple
Slaanesh
hushed knoll
Up
royal vortex
https://tenor.com/view/cat-hedgehog-mrfresh-cat-feeder-mr-fresh-gif-655355301843...
what the hell
heavy arch
can’t believe you all enable him like this one day Stan is gonna say the wrong thing and get himself on a list
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/jump-window-sadness-gif-8292401
:(
delicate shadow
special ed work is soooo hilariously under-resourced that your job description more or less amounts to being thrown under the bus for a living
royal vortex
no u thought i was like 25 the last time i said this
north sedge
can’t believe you all enable him like this one day Stan is gonna say the wrong t...
One day?
hushed knoll
no u thought i was like 25 the last time i said this
You said you were 22
median steeple
Mr fresh
frozen glen
isnt josho 25
heavy arch
kek
royal vortex
i did not ever say that
hushed knoll
can’t believe you all enable him like this one day Stan is gonna say the wrong t...
Bike stfu
drowsy steppe
I'm 22
hushed knoll
Bole
drowsy steppe
Bike
north sedge
Bike
heavy arch
Excuse you
delicate shadow
yeah it actually kinda floors me seeing all the zoomers rising up