zealot-class

[spare dome]

Reddit mobile is so dogshit

[ember yew]

am i reading it right

[drowsy steppe]

This is all partly, well mostly FS's fault for being so slow with their content updates

[ember yew]

modding is dead in vt2

[spare dome]

Buddy I didn't read any of it

[ember yew]

but in DT its the best

[spare dome]

No a human adult took the time to do this of their own volition.

[ember yew]

my hat off to the modders

[spare dome]

I really wish we'd stop blaming any company for the actions of their most negatively self obsessed nerds

And companies suck.

[drowsy steppe]

I mean the game isn't exactly dying but there's nothing to grind either once you reach end game

[ember yew]

farmin'

[spare dome]

But nerds obsessed about companies?

Beneath the dirt.

[ember yew]

There's a lot of stuff to grind, but RNG isnt exactly merciful

like all weapons with perfect combos

[drowsy steppe]

Last major content update was the orthon offensive which was like late November iirc

[ember yew]

december*

we are now at 4 months

seems not that big if we look at vt2

[drowsy steppe]

I wish content updates come out faster than the current pace

[ember yew]

not saying its that good, yeah

[north sedge]

I think my favorite bit is that vt2 versus was announced what, 4 years ago?

[ember yew]

5

i went to check

2019

[north sedge]

I merely forgot it was 2024

[ember yew]

so you know

4 MONTHS IS NOT THAT BAD

also, since its kinda related
f u blizzard and overwatch 1 - 2.5 years zero updates

[north sedge]

I am indifferent, just that post is formatted insanely and is pretty incoherent

[ember yew]

[spare dome]

Even if formatted well it, to me, purely presents an exercise is one man's desire to remain feeling negative about a video game.

[ember yew]

that post is still beyond saving

[spare dome]

And I don't know why people waste that kind of energy at all.

[south folio]

yeah some people just hold onto any reason to shit on darktide and fatshark

[ember yew]

maybe that guy just want to vent

[north sedge]

I've played maybe once since December and I'm like, not crying about it. I'll hop back in when new shit

[ember yew]

and he vent to nirvana after

[spare dome]

Literally, sincerely, do anything else.

Masturbate. Blow bubbles in a bathtub. Go for a walk.

Do all three.

[royal vortex]

Premium shop being the first new content they added! (V) (D)

[south folio]

i got my hours on darktide and my expectations about the fatshark update cycle has been well settled by prior history

[north sedge]

(V)enereal (D)isease

[south folio]

people keep their standards permanently high for no reason

[frozen glen]

darktide is so fun i wish darktide was real

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/sit-back-relax-sit-back-and-watch-linus-tech-tips-linus-ltt-gif-25675514

[royal vortex]

Limited number of careers - (V) (D) Vermintide had 15 unique classes at release, all with their own talent trees, perks, ults while darktide had four with both the zealot and orgyn having a similar charge ult. Now darktides talent tree have been greatly expanded, more like three careers in one! Still that means currently we have 12 careers in darktide which is still three less then vermintide…

[south folio]

i wish redverse was real so sad

[royal vortex]

i hate this guy

[ripe quest]

Sounds like they just don't actually play Darktide and have a hate boner.

[ember yew]

yeah

[frozen glen]

rebders

[royal vortex]

i would take darktide's skilltrees over the vt2 career system any day

the old 6x3 shit was so BLAND

[south folio]

all that remains is the dredges of redverse

[south folio]

nah 15 > 12

[north sedge]

Rose tinted glasses also often play a part, took a long time for vt2 to accumulate all those maps and modes

[spare dome]

Why waste all this fucking time justifying an opinion lmao

[royal vortex]

No chaos spawn - (V) (D) fatshark has almost the exact same model now in darktide but here’s the kicker in promotional material and the opening cutscene a chaos spawn is clearly shown as a monster you be up against in the game but took over SIX months for fatshark to add finally into the game.

the bosses don't even function the same

[spare dome]

Have your opinion. Own it. It's yours.

[drowsy steppe]

god 5 years for versus mode to come out

[spare dome]

Darktide could be 10x better than VT in some weird objectivism scale but if you don't like it THAT'S FIIINE.

[drowsy steppe]

downright god awful pacing

[south folio]

good thing fatshark doesn't have a prior history of a slow update cycle (and the fact that the game released fairly unfinished so they had to work on core stuff)

[ember yew]

for Alpha version of it to come out*

[drowsy steppe]

no fucking terrible

stupid

[ember yew]

a correction

[royal vortex]

i hate redditors

i hate everyone with an opinion on tide games

we all suck

good lord why would u write all of this

[north sedge]

Any game really

[ember yew]

many years ago i had a nice bro moments with a lot of redditors when we shit together on Last of Us 2

[royal vortex]

Multiple levels reuse other parts of levels and felt bland (D)

[ember yew]

salut to former comrades

[rocky marsh]

can you send link im bored so i want to read

[royal vortex]

not a single guy who has said this has ever put any thought into why the maps are the way they are

me included i used to complain about this

i think the most egregious one is the throneside bridge

because the throneside bridge is fkin boring

[drowsy steppe]

playing games for hundreds, even thousands of hours accumulating more and more game knowledge does will indeed make you start having very in depth opinions abotu it

[ember yew]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1bo8bp5/comment/kwn3t01/

[drowsy steppe]

I still will not read this

[royal vortex]

but p much every reused area paths to different stuff and is often presented from a different angle which completely changes how u approach the map layout

and are also relatively short sections

[north sedge]

You'll get (V)(D) from it

[spare dome]

Map sections are reused without feeling reused when playing through them. Mostly.

[royal vortex]

yeah

[drowsy steppe]

actually true

[north sedge]

Thematically it also lends to the feeling of being in a highly manufactured city

[royal vortex]

there's some that are handled poorly or have a bugged interaction that makes me hate them

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/pp1h1y

do u know why this happened to me

because its a pathable area on a different map in the same tileset

so the mutie is like "i can throw this guy here" but the game is like "u shouldnt throw this guy here" and the mutie does it anyways

assassinated by swedes yet again

[drowsy steppe]

most unfortunate

[spare dome]

some sound is also cut off by walls that only exist in certain tilesets

[north sedge]

Because you sinned

[rocky marsh]

i mean, this isn't like a "new" thing
they just have a modular approach to making maps to save on resources.
I feel if people wnt to complain same areas of maps thats fine

[royal vortex]

but i bet u that guy hasn't put any thought into why a reused map area might actually be bad

[royal vortex]

completely pointless when theres more unique assets in maps that are completely bland or look borderline unfinished

the reused areas often have the most thought put into them funnily enough

[rocky marsh]

i mean save resources as in save time
You don't have to create brand new area.

[coarse birch]

I didnt even notice maps got reused at first cause it felt different

[royal vortex]

like they function as map areas and look cool to fight in way more than some of the other shit like the warren end event room with the huge tank where it's a completely grey blank wall

and nothing going on

[coarse birch]

Both sides of the room are the same too

Functionally

Minus like that one side spawn ig

[royal vortex]

the entire first stretch of warren is a series of square or rectangular open areas with minimal interesting geometry

[rocky marsh]

at least they are smart enough to know, make the modular ones as nice as possible

[drowsy steppe]

the reused sections of a map on a certain 'zone' does help reinforced the idea that you're fighting a district that is overrun/abandoned. And helps with continuity as opposed to whats in VT2 imo

[royal vortex]

i would say the entire torrent area is a huge letdown if you've seen the concept art for it

and most of that isn't reused anywhere

[rocky marsh]

i think map detail, i like the map with the ones where they have the tanks at the start the most
(like actual detail not atmosphere)

[spare dome]

who replied to my comment

[royal vortex]

ppl complain about reusing certain sections but they do it almost purely from a visual standpoint rather than taking in any gameplay considerations

[spare dome]

which one of u did tha

[rocky marsh]

me i was asking for link

for the reddit post

[spare dome]

oh i meant the reddit one

[rocky marsh]

but someone sent it

[spare dome]

like in reddit

[royal vortex]

and its dressed up as a "lazy game dev" thing

[rocky marsh]

oh not me

[coarse birch]

I dont think people realize/appreciate map design relative to gameplay

And only how it looks

[royal vortex]

which i simply do not believe because fatshark takes fkin FOREVER to make these maps and puts in so much detail that most ppl will never see

[spare dome]

people dont appreciate the time it takes to develop games period lol

[ember yew]

actually with DT, FS could try something better, that VT2 cant do, for example 8 people event raid, with vehicles, turrets, interactable objectives, maybe some big chaos demon as a boss + side objectives to make fight easier, can make it a (something useful) weekly reward

[royal vortex]

like there are a huge amount of areas where if you orient the camera a certain way you get a really cool visual

[rocky marsh]

i wouldn't say lazy but probably efficiency
As a player of course i want each map to be totally unique and cool you know

[royal vortex]

but u cant really do that because ur playin the game and stuff is happening

[royal vortex]

it's pretty much a non-issue people overblow

especially when you consider how much time you spent in the reused areas

[spare dome]

weapon mods continue to be a point of conversation. we know how slow fatshark can be. now imagine if every weapon also had a dozen+ mods that also needed to be rebalanced before doing anything.

im sure that would totally improve their workflow

[royal vortex]

throneside's bridge is annoying but also like it's an in-between area that u get through very quickly

[rocky marsh]

idk these are all valid complains
doesn't feel too farfetched
I guess its weird that he bought up current AND past stuff into a post that basically describes what makes DT bad

[royal vortex]

a lot of these complaints are also borderline trivial

this videogame is bad because it doesnt have the cosmetic i want

like not having certain penance gear has 0 impact on whether or not ppl are on darktide rn

[south folio]

when are they adding sex to darktide

[spare dome]

fatshark is bad because they want my money for cosmetics, fatshark is also bad because the cosmetics they make dont make me want to spend money

[south folio]

sex update when

[spare dome]

this is your brain on Gamer

[coarse birch]

This would improve the lore

[frozen glen]

shut up u cock starved beast

[ember yew]

idk, that guy looks like he's smoking something

player run cash tournaments where more then 4 players can compete in crazy wacky modes against other teams.

[north sedge]

I will play again once they add my "for the emperor" thong

[south folio]

`LMAO

[royal vortex]

penances suck and i hate them. i want more penances

[rocky marsh]

i think he just means competitive VT2

[coarse birch]

Give cosmetic
Why cosmetic cost money

[spare dome]

Also love how so many complaints about 'no new content', when pressed, always involve ignoring all the new content.

[royal vortex]

weapon marks do not count as real weapons u know

[south folio]

so true

2h force sword

[royal vortex]

both the new maps were in the same tileset so theyre basically the same map

[south folio]

2h force sword

[ember yew]

then it means that guy want a modded realms for Darktide so he can run custom real cash DT tournaments

[coarse birch]

People will run one build and ask where the sub classes are

[spare dome]

these maps are just reused assets DONT COUNT

[royal vortex]

the karnak twins are both basically just scab captains

smh

[coarse birch]

2h force sword or sex update which one

[south folio]

game's pretty good after 1k hours but i wish they'd add a weapon besides chainswords

[south folio]

why would you force me to make this decision

[rocky marsh]

i guess different people have varrying degree of tolerance towards different stuffs
maybe he one of those people that don't like a nicely wrapped game

i agree with you its trivial.

[spare dome]

why is fatshark ungrateful towards their community all we do is shit on everything they do and dont do

[rocky marsh]

actually, thats how i felt xD

[south folio]

smh

[drowsy steppe]

Man I wish we get a sex framework mod

[royal vortex]

Are you really arguing with the guy who has used the same flamer for 800 hours? I know my kit bruh

[coarse birch]

Youve been corrupted

[ember yew]

i mean i play VT2 since day one, its the first time i see the stuff that some people playing real bookmaker gamba in modded VT2 realms

[south folio]

why can't fatshark just communicate!!! (and then the community finds things to pick with)

[royal vortex]

rinda is legitimately awesome to fight

rodin is uh

cancer in human form

[spare dome]

i forget which is which

[royal vortex]

fatshark communicates
everyone malds

[rocky marsh]

so sorry, which one is gun man which one is melee man

[royal vortex]

rinda is sword girl

[spare dome]

i only fought them twice

[royal vortex]

rodin is the gun dude

[coarse birch]

Imagine showstopper fan the flames + 11111

[royal vortex]

i know them on a first name basis because i have had to bring many people of varying quality through that fight

[spare dome]

i won the secret hard fight on the second try and decided that was enough for me lmao

[rocky marsh]

smh giving underserving people the badge
- coming from someone who doesn't even remember when he got it

[spare dome]

just never went back

[royal vortex]

unrelated but ppl say an ogryn is "meta" in that fight and ive literally never had an ogryn in the runs we beat it

do not believe their slander

[north sedge]

I remember when they did a smaller post announcing thr update for adjustments to locks last summer people were frothing mad because the post was 5 sentences instead of 10 pages

[south folio]

(coincidentally, none of us play ogryn)

[rocky marsh]

i will play ogryn after i finish my two vet builds

[coarse dagger]

I love when Rinda is right on me trying to kill me so bad but she just stabs herself on my claw sword for me and she keeps chasing me around really dangerous and trying to hit me really hard 😍

[ember yew]

i beat it with with randoms and one was shieldgryn

[south folio]

can't believe fatshark would do this

[ember yew]

i just ignored the stuff and went yolo on boss damage

[rocky marsh]

what are locks?

[ember yew]

and during intermission i popped mines and whatever went my way

[rocky marsh]

damn i sound so stupid out of context

[south folio]

like sure fatshark is slow and that contributes to it, but at the same time, this is legitimately not something to be surprised by at this point

[north sedge]

The crafting locks?

[rocky marsh]

is this a VT2 thing?

[north sedge]

What

[rocky marsh]

what crafting locks

[south folio]

only being able to modify two blessings/perks

that type of lock

[rocky marsh]

oh.

[coarse birch]

Tbf people still say its live service

[rocky marsh]

see u could have explained like arco

[coarse birch]

And expect that

[spare dome]

the way i wanna frame it is

[south folio]

mfs continuing to hold their expectations so high

[spare dome]

is any of this

something you would call and talk to your mom about

[coarse birch]

Me when no battle pass

[royal vortex]

i do

every day

[rocky marsh]

i mean, would you tell your mom ANYTHING about a game?
Maybe unless you won some tourney

[coarse dagger]

ME WANT CONTENT ME WANT IT NOW DON'T CARE HOW BAD OR BUGGY GIMME CONTENT RIGHT NOW GIMME

Sarcasm by the way

[rocky marsh]

deep down we all know thats how you feel.

but you cannot express that
so the mockery is just a proxy

[oak ermine]

If she wanted to listen - yeah

[spare dome]

Here's your tendies sweety have they updated your videogame yet?

[royal vortex]

i cant wait for the 1 handed shock maul

[rocky marsh]

make tiny ogryn, take 1h maul
Dwarf.

[south folio]

when will fatshark partner with mcdonalds so that the employees can tell me when the update is out

[coarse birch]

I hope it has mk3 knife moveset

Sorry that was mean

[royal vortex]

horrific

[coarse dagger]

I don't care because I play other games and don't expect Fatshark to do Epic Games or Activision paced content updates. Also the gameplay loop is still fun to me regardless of how long it takes

[coarse birch]

Ok but dt sponsored nuggies

[coarse dagger]

I think I already have 200 hrs in DT and I only really started playing in January

[rocky marsh]

am joking bos

[south folio]

i got 2k hours but man i'm gonna refund if fatshark doesn't add X!!!!

[coarse dagger]

Can't tell

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/x-gon-give-it-to-ya-dmx-earl-simmons-x-gon-give-it-to-ya-song-he-will-give-it-to-you-gif-21700804

[rocky marsh]

you darktide biggest slave

[coarse birch]

Quitting after 1.2k hours if no 2h force sword

[lusty turtle]

I gotchu fam, removin the force swords

[south folio]

WHAT

[coarse birch]

Thatll be it

Skele i dont deserve this

Arco does

[south folio]

you fking silky puma pie

[drowsy steppe]

please

[south folio]

you're disgusting

[drowsy steppe]

remove power sword next

[south folio]

so true

[coarse birch]

Arco you use ds anyway

(And not psyker)

[south folio]

nuh uh

so true

who plays psyker anyways

[lusty turtle]

Im also cutting all DS in half

[coarse birch]

Good

Wait

[north sedge]

This was the dev blog people lost their minds over last year (this was the patch that loosened the locks, merged account currencies and added auric/maelstrom, basically alot of stuff people wanted)

[coarse birch]

Can mk2 be saved

[south folio]

can't believe we have to kill skele

[lusty turtle]

Their reach will be tiny and their damage negligable

[rocky marsh]

dats gud

[drowsy steppe]

Skele? whos Skele? I thought his names Scalp

[north sedge]

Skele? I only see silky puma pie

[frozen glen]

arco irl

[south folio]

WOW

[coarse birch]

Hes right

[oak ermine]

Will they also be renamed to Dueling blades or Combat swords ?

[south folio]

you can't help but be a worser person with each passing second, can't you

[oak ermine]

Or combat toothpicks

[coarse birch]

Combat swords......

Nononono

[lusty turtle]

No we already have combat swords

[coarse birch]

Fucking

9 OF THEM

[frozen glen]

i am but one of the pillars to channel your evil

[north sedge]

Yea gimme peace swords

[frozen glen]

i am saving the world from the terrible fate u bring upon it

[stone fern]

merge inventories hello hello?!?!

[rocky marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-shocked-gif-10872430

[lusty turtle]

Revolver will have its adms into all armour types except infested halved, and HC removed

[hushed knoll]

I read that as ranch

Let me tell you sir

Ranch is far reaching and powerful

[coarse birch]

Josho

[south folio]

wh

[coarse birch]

You know what to do

[hushed knoll]

WHERE IS JOSHO I NEED TO SEE HIK

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ranch-dressing-salad-gif-25572095

[south folio]

good morning stan

[hushed knoll]

HIM

[coarse birch]

Ty dough

[rocky marsh]

is this stan?

[lusty turtle]

All psykers will be replaced with ogryns

[drowsy steppe]

oh my god is that Stan

[coarse birch]

Skele

[drowsy steppe]

based

[hushed knoll]

No wtf

[north sedge]

Yea absolutely

[coarse birch]

I will commit things

[hushed knoll]

Instead of a winter coat I want a mail coat

[south folio]

from which depths have you gotten these suggestions out from

[lusty turtle]

Ogryn will have no weapons and is now a spectator class

[coarse birch]

Your entire bloodline will vanish

[hushed knoll]

A coat made out of envelopes

[south folio]

based??

[hushed knoll]

Like they wore in the Middle Ages

[coarse birch]

I am ok with this

[rocky marsh]

I believe you

[drowsy steppe]

I love you

[rocky marsh]

why you hate ogryn

[coarse birch]

Ogryn blows

[rocky marsh]

i hate pub vet more than pub ogryn

[north sedge]

Still have a gun on screen so they can pretend to shoot, like a child with a toy gun

[lusty turtle]

Thats a long list, id be here all day

[drowsy steppe]

we can start by talking about how absolutely brainrotting the Kickback is

[hushed knoll]

JOSHO OMG

[royal vortex]

skele are u the evil bastard who got kant shotgun infinite cleave killed

[hushed knoll]

MISSED YOU

[royal vortex]

hi stan

[lusty turtle]

Kant shotgun inf cleave was killed?

[hushed knoll]

You are the balm my soul needs

[royal vortex]

yes

[rocky marsh]

only pub vet go to my a5histg/mael games and can't dodge dogs because shout on cooldown.

[coarse birch]

Kant deserved it

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/n433ma

[drowsy steppe]

racist

!!!

[frozen glen]

as a perma kant shotgun user the nerf is warranted

[spare dome]

someone said that the guy who made that post probs has more hours than me

should i even embarrass myself

[royal vortex]

(it was deserved)

[spare dome]

because they probably do not

[frozen glen]

but also

[south folio]

warranted

[coarse birch]

Josho: remove player power
FS: removes player power
Josho: >:(

[frozen glen]

just use immo nades LMAO

[rocky marsh]

idk maybe he does have like 6k hours

[south folio]

time to kill immo nades

[royal vortex]

i declare myself the agri shotgun expert as i have completed one (1) match of it on zealot

[lusty turtle]

Replacing throwing knifes with a tiny confetti shooter

[royal vortex]

it was a duo which makes it slightly more impressive

[hushed knoll]

Josho you’re such a name wh*re

[royal vortex]

wtf

[coarse birch]

Too bad our runs after that descended into madness

[lusty turtle]

Agri shotgun is poggers

[hushed knoll]

You change names like the weather

[lusty turtle]

And whos fault is that stan

[royal vortex]

it feels quite cool to shoot until u have put 6 shots into a mutie and he is still breathing

[hushed knoll]

His

[coarse birch]

Skele can psyker have agri shotgun

[royal vortex]

but u probs shouldnt shoot muties with a shotgun in most cases anyways

[royal vortex]

the ping

my god

all the disconnects

[drowsy steppe]

we should force all power sword players to use the knife aka high skill weapon

[royal vortex]

that and the stupid fkin ledges

[south folio]

(heavy spam)

[coarse birch]

Im still mad i blew myself up i felt like an IDIOT

We were on that end event for HOURS

And then i ledge

[coarse dagger]

Staniel

[hushed knoll]

This Uber driver is playing explicit music

[lusty turtle]

[royal vortex]

that was like a 50 min game

i hated it so much

[lusty turtle]

I'll consider it

[south folio]

give psyker braced autos

we hit the gym

[hushed knoll]

I’ve never seen this from you before

[drowsy steppe]

how do you know

[coarse birch]

Abuse

[south folio]

skele robbed a homelass man for that emoji just yesterday

[hushed knoll]

I’m in an Uber

[royal vortex]

knife bolter in a duo with fkin constant dcs was not the way to go

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-tell-me-where-is-gandalf-i-want-to-speak-to-him-elf-gif-9965177

[royal vortex]

i shouldve played unwavering focus autopistol

[hushed knoll]

Hi mittins ily owo notices you

[lusty turtle]

Agri shotgun scriers psyker sounds fun tbh

[south folio]

who are you

[coarse birch]

I have never run around smelter end event so much

[coarse birch]

YEAH

[hushed knoll]

Isn’t agri bad

[coarse birch]

IMAGINE WITH DD FINESSE BOOSTS TOO

AND TRUE AIM

[royal vortex]

its ok

[hushed knoll]

I read that as finesse boots

[spare dome]

i strongly desire shotguns for psyker

[royal vortex]

i like the feel of it

[hushed knoll]

PREACH

[royal vortex]

i dont think any of the shotguns are bad atm despite what redditors tell you

although id probs get more out of it on a blazing piety build

[frozen glen]

whar.....

[spare dome]

lawbringer still the best 😎

[frozen glen]

redditors are.... wrong???>

[royal vortex]

i only play lawbringer on weapon specialist vet

as a treat

[royal vortex]

old shovel + lawbringer = fun

[spare dome]

my one wish for shotgun buff

[lusty turtle]

Agri no respite full bore on marksman vet with all 3 reload boosts

[spare dome]

reduce sprint cost

[lusty turtle]

[spare dome]

why it gotta be 1.75

just make it 1

[royal vortex]

u simply murder

[coarse birch]

Imagine a 4 man all running agri

Gaming

[royal vortex]

my top three picks for sharpshooter vet are agri iag, agri shotgun, and bolter

[lusty turtle]

One day 🙏

[royal vortex]

each one is simply sublime

[drowsy steppe]

I miss Arco

[south folio]

is this a local warehouse that you made the active effort to take a picture from another angle from

[drowsy steppe]

[royal vortex]

me laz and mankar did a run where we had one of each shotgun

[lusty turtle]

Agri truely the poggers forge world

Even makes the superior revolver

[royal vortex]

it was great until i got everyone but laz killed with a very unfortunate krak grenade

[rocky marsh]

agri is the sniper shotgun or the spreader shotgun

[royal vortex]

the sniper one

[south folio]

if only josho could withhold his natural instinct to kill his "friends"

[hushed knoll]

What does the lyric “if you’ve got a big [elephant noise] let me search it” mean

[south folio]

i don't know stan

what does it mean

[royal vortex]

i don't know

[hushed knoll]

This singer keeps saying it

[south folio]

why are you finding more

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/sy3y0g

[hushed knoll]

DAMN ARCO HAS SPREAD HIMSELF SO MANY PLACES

[lusty turtle]

Arco is an oil baron?

[south folio]

don't word it like that

[rocky marsh]

sometime i feel stan knows what he is asking, or at least knows the nature of it but is just asking to fuck with people

[hushed knoll]

Time for America to invade Arco

[royal vortex]

(we did not survive much longer)

[south folio]

no.

[spare dome]

Arco is spread so wide

[north sedge]

I dunno about find since i live in Cali and already knew of these

[royal vortex]

laz had to clutch for like 10 mins

[south folio]

no.

[drowsy steppe]

damn Arco

didnt know you swing like that

[royal vortex]

Dough can't be californian

[north sedge]

He just gassy

[south folio]

no.

[lusty turtle]

Why not

[south folio]

always a mankar L

[royal vortex]

it is written in the primordial laws of the universe

[south folio]

glad to see it

[hushed knoll]

I want to put Arco fuel in my car

[lusty turtle]

Going back to only correct balance changes

[hushed knoll]

I bet it helps the engine perform better

[lusty turtle]

Since the bolter is so bad we'll remove it from the game

[hushed knoll]

Just like Arco helped Toy Story designers perform better

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

@north sedge you’re up

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/9egpxc god its so sad the bolter is unusable

[hushed knoll]

Dammit where is dough when you need him

[south folio]

no

[hushed knoll]

YES

[coarse birch]

Ayo

[south folio]

i've not harmed you

[spare dome]

Arco was the inspiration for that kid who violently abused his toys

[coarse birch]

Wait a minute

[south folio]

i see this as a cruel and unusual campaign againstme

[hushed knoll]

Didn’t you say mittins needed to cut of his thumbs and wear them on a gold neck chain

[south folio]

wh

[frank night]

wh

[coarse birch]

Wg

[spare dome]

its called fashion

[hushed knoll]

Seems like you’re the cruel one here

[south folio]

i would say that to him if i thought about it

but no i haven't

this is slander

[frozen glen]

arco only knows jar or lasagna

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait maybe that’s what I dreamt of

[frank night]

why are you thinking about mutilation jewellry stan

[south folio]

WHAT

[frank night]

why are you DREAMING about it

[south folio]

KILL MITTINS

[hushed knoll]

You have to dream about something

Why not that

[frank night]

you can dream about ANYTHING stan

[royal vortex]

i dreamed about nothing because ted's fat ass kept waking me up last night

[frank night]

god the fkn germans

[hushed knoll]

I’ve never seen mittins so in my dreams he’s just an amorphous English blob

[south folio]

(such as mutilating mittins)

[royal vortex]

18 pounds of cat perched on your shoulder at 3 am is startling

[south folio]

damn

[spare dome]

you get used to it

[frank night]

heavier than u

[south folio]

lazorr foresaw you getting crushed

[hushed knoll]

Good thing it’s not at ram ranch

[south folio]

so true stan

[drowsy steppe]

[south folio]

so true

[royal vortex]

go AWAY u sick fuck

[drowsy steppe]

this is not the way Puma

[frozen glen]

josho getting the cat owner initiation

[drowsy steppe]

oh hello kitty

[frozen glen]

having ur ribs caved in by cat

[south folio]

josho when are you changing your profile pic to a picture of ted

[hushed knoll]

I loved it when my cat kneaded me

[royal vortex]

never

[lusty turtle]

We are going to remove plasma light attack ofc to balance this change

[royal vortex]

delete the plasma

[spare dome]

im ok with this

[hushed knoll]

Why are you speaking like a dev

[drowsy steppe]

oh fuck yea

[frozen glen]

josho does need to change his pfp to ted

[south folio]

and to balance removing plasma light attack, we remove the secondary from voidstrike

[drowsy steppe]

an....acceptable tradeoff

[royal vortex]

hell yeah

[coarse birch]

remove plasma

voidstrike too

[lusty turtle]

Psyker already replaced with ogryn

This was resolved

[coarse birch]

no

[rocky marsh]

where trauma

[lusty turtle]

Ur all ogryn mains now

[coarse birch]

no

[royal vortex]

kms

[coarse birch]

i have not spent a week

[south folio]

no

[coarse birch]

on a spreadsheet

[south folio]

i play zealot now

[coarse birch]

to made into an ogryn

[clear knot]

ur so weird achie

[south folio]

you were already an ogryn main

i don't know who achie is

[clear knot]

🫵

[south folio]

no.

[drowsy steppe]

I will delete my account

[royal vortex]

my zealot and vet will outpace him

my zealot is almost 500

[clear knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1079108929797242931.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[south folio]

still an ogryn main at this moment of time

[royal vortex]

oh my god i just watched 5 secs of my gameplay when i had screenshake on

how the fk

[coarse birch]

my psyker has simply overtaken all other classes now

[royal vortex]

did i play like this

[coarse birch]

by a lot

[lusty turtle]

Vet def my most played

Then zealot

[coarse birch]

next closest is 200 levels

[south folio]

so sad that i loaded so much of my playtime on psyker that not even my vet has caught up

[coarse birch]

yeah your psyker do be uh

like level 1200

[clear knot]

my ogryn most played tbh

[south folio]

sparkles

[clear knot]

sparkles

[coarse birch]

sparkles

[royal vortex]

my psyker will forever be neglected unless they make the class cool

[clear knot]

im waiting for a nuke staff to do the megu build 1 day

trauma/ vs doesnt count

[lusty turtle]

Psyker cant be cool

Class for nerds 🤓

[coarse birch]

rude

actually

i can agree with that one

[lusty turtle]

You just rounded up all the adms into a chart

[royal vortex]

my last 100 levels on vet has been exe stance with like 1 of 3 ranged weapons

[royal vortex]

he is scope creeping himself into doing it for zealot

[coarse birch]

dont say all

i still have all ranged weapons left and i few melees i need to go back to

/finish

[drowsy steppe]

maybe its the limited selection of the staves, which is my main draw to Psyker. That made me not want to play the class as much

[coarse birch]

i just really really like psyker melee + assail gameplay loop

for some reason

[lusty turtle]

Its a good weapon swap feel

[coarse birch]

Scriers DD ofc

[fleet zealot]

assail is comforting

[coarse birch]

that being said fuck assail

[royal vortex]

assail is cool but the rest of psyker doesnt have enough draw for me

[fleet zealot]

love my angry bees

[coarse birch]

it is gross

[lusty turtle]

Its like vet weapon spec but u have the darts from guardians of the galaxy

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-nicholascage-bees-bite-gif-4944634

[lusty turtle]

100% agreed caster psyker is gutted by this

[hushed knoll]

I feel like Arco would be perfect for a pagan ritual

[fleet zealot]

void staff for big things, dueling sword mk4 cause it's OP, and bees

the perfect combo

[royal vortex]

i also dont really like non-dd psyker keystones

[coarse birch]

i could probably finish my spreadsheet faster if i wasnt so insane about double checking shit in game

yeah

other key stones are painfully boring

[royal vortex]

which leaves u limited options when warp charges feels like shit and is also like 6 fkin points

warp charges is just criminal

[coarse birch]

EP is a crime

[royal vortex]

because the 4 pathing nodes are ones i would never take

so im stuck with a gigantic point cost that eats up most of my build if i take it

[fleet zealot]

warp charges is just dumb cause

[coarse birch]

do i do ADMs or actually play DT

decisions

[fleet zealot]

why was quicken ever fucking

made baseline

no one liked quicken when it was a feat

[royal vortex]

warp charges is no longer a damage keystone baseline because they made a different damage keystone

i think it should probably just do something else entirely because free cdr for playing the game when u have venting shriek is just stupid

also needs to have its tree restructured because the upgrade pathing on it is just terrible

[south folio]

?

[coarse birch]

psyker tree is a mess

im just stupid enough to enjoy 1/3rd of it enough to always play it

more like 1/2

[lusty turtle]

I want scriers to have reload speed and psyker needs attack speed in the tree somewhere (but then we'd have to rebalance all psyker melee 💀)

[royal vortex]

this is something ive been griping myself about because its like

[coarse birch]

yeah melee speed over base damage somewhere

would be great

[royal vortex]

u shouldnt have zealot 50% attack speed basically on demand

[coarse birch]

but youd have to rebalance ye

i just want like

10%

[royal vortex]

its a lil too much

[coarse birch]

at most

something

[royal vortex]

u cant reasonably make the psyker weapons much faster

like imagine ds4 on zealot

[coarse birch]

to make the melee build feel more

melee

[south folio]

OwO

[royal vortex]

i think at most 10% would be fine

i think scriers could use a redo on the upgrade nodes

[south folio]

yeah and just having any buff that applies to melee

[royal vortex]

but the whole stacking damage buff is like

taped on

[south folio]

cuz warp rider is basically the only one

[coarse birch]

tbf DD does work

if you are using a finesse weapon

[south folio]

oh yeah the keystones and whatnot

[royal vortex]

what DD needs imo is like

make it 15 stacks always and when u drop the 15s timer it halves them

[south folio]

depends on how much distance they want between the warp melees and the general melees

[coarse birch]

yeah i do agree with that

[royal vortex]

and then the 2 mutually exclusive upgrades do different things

[coarse birch]

i dont think you should get stacks on ally kill

[royal vortex]

1 for melee 1 for ranged

that'd be dope

[coarse birch]

ok that would be cool

actually

[south folio]

OwO

[royal vortex]

and then the last one is 3 stacks on weakspot still

because i like that one

[north sedge]

OR, everytime you hit F you lose all your dd stacks

[royal vortex]

and it gives u CDR per stack

ofc

[coarse birch]

bad dough

[south folio]

we should turn him into bread

[north sedge]

Oh yea, sure i guess

[royal vortex]

but DD would be cool if like

u could use it to sort of specialize which type of non-staff psyker u are

instead of having 1 good upgrade and one pretty shit upgrade + the peril quell thing

[coarse birch]

30 stacks is very fun but uh

good luck getting 30 stacks

oh i could probably try it in duos actually lol

[royal vortex]

i dont want to play 30 stack dd ever

[north sedge]

nothing was funnier to me than how warrior priest was in vt2 where by the time you got your cool "i killed dudes" buff the fight was over

[coarse birch]

it at least lets me move to the next target faster

but people have to really be doing nothing

'

[hushed knoll]

Why do you always question me

[coarse birch]

to even get 15

like im aggro and keeping 15 can be hard

[hushed knoll]

What is DD

[coarse birch]

disrupt destiny

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

me averaging like 8 fkin stacks of dd when playing 30 stack if the map doesnt spawn enough shit

[hushed knoll]

Is that a perk

In darktide

[coarse birch]

"i know about DT" btw

its a psyker keystone

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck yaiude

Yoshi

[coarse birch]

bruh

[hushed knoll]

How dare you

[royal vortex]

yaiude

my condolences

[coarse birch]

its been long enough

i will reset

[hushed knoll]

Now you’re gonna sound like a Frenchman with gout who lived in the mountains

[lusty turtle]

Does stan even play darktide

[coarse birch]

yeah

hes actually good lol

[hushed knoll]

You’ve played with me skelly wtf

[lusty turtle]

Who are you

[south folio]

could've been your twin

[hushed knoll]

finally the recognition I deserve

[coarse birch]

who invited me

to a ST

[hushed knoll]

You ate yours in the womb

[south folio]

that's josho

[royal vortex]

that's yoshi

[coarse birch]

joshos not on

some rando ig

w/e

[royal vortex]

he saw u had a cool portrait

[hushed knoll]

You know in German the placenta is called Mutterkuchen which literally translates to “mother cake”

[coarse birch]

im literally using my testing loadout with a default portrait

maybe saw my level

[hushed knoll]

Fun fact

[royal vortex]

i dont wanna know stan

please keep ur satanic tongue to urself

[hushed knoll]

That’s Ravioli

Rauet

Racist

[royal vortex]

i suppose it is, indeed, ravioli

[coarse birch]

i am hungry

[hushed knoll]

Dude have I told you my ravioli recipe

[royal vortex]

conveniently for u i am an adequately sliced loaf of bread

[lusty turtle]

I cant believe josho is ohio ravioli

[coarse birch]

pog

[south folio]

i wonder how many times stan would go off on a tangent if he murdered somebody and was interrogated about it

[hushed knoll]

You boil the ravioli, put them on baking sheets, brush italian dressing on them, then bake them in the oven

Then dip them in sauce

A crowd appetizer

[royal vortex]

do u feed it to the ppl u fatten up before consuming

[coarse birch]

why does this actually sound half decent

what am i missing

[hushed knoll]

My sister lit an oven mit on fire trying to get it out of the oven once

[coarse birch]

how tf

[hushed knoll]

Oh wait that was stuffed mushrooms nvm

[south folio]

WHAT

[royal vortex]

rare moment of lucidity

[royal vortex]

why

[south folio]

did she have oil on the oven mit or what

charcoal

[coarse birch]

did she hold it there for 10 hours

[hushed knoll]

She accidentally held the mit against the heating coil

[coarse birch]

HOW

[royal vortex]

HOW

[coarse birch]

ITS LIKE

[hushed knoll]

And then she dropped the moshrooms all over the floor

[coarse birch]

NOT EVEN IN EASY TOUCHING RANGE

[hushed knoll]

Mushrooms

[royal vortex]

moshrooms

[hushed knoll]

And stamped it out

[coarse dagger]

what music do you guys listen to in order to prepare to be a force of reckoning

[hushed knoll]

She’s lucky she didn’t get burned

[north sedge]

moshroom moshroom

[south folio]

ultrakill i suppose

[royal vortex]

ramleh 1982

[coarse dagger]

I trust zealots to be the most normal with their music

[hushed knoll]

Bachs well tempered Klavier

[royal vortex]

(do not listen to it)

[coarse birch]

uh i like metal but i dont listen to stuff in game

[south folio]

otherwise i just listen to j/k-pop

[coarse dagger]

can be before you play

Here's part of my routine
https://youtu.be/ypuaJLHK_LQ?si=fjc5-PR6FUSjAD2k

[coarse birch]

deathgrind is probably my favorite genre

[hushed knoll]

It annoys me how k pop puts like random English words in their lyrics

Like all of a sudden you’ll just hear “tomato”

[north sedge]

https://youtu.be/LTrk4X9ACtw?si=Ka-Ek7vwXGF7-BfJ

[coarse dagger]

also depends on the day

[coarse birch]

i cannot send deathgrind here

[hushed knoll]

Just to be trendy

[royal vortex]

i also cannot send ramleh 1982 here for two different reasons

[coarse dagger]

Enya ‼️

[royal vortex]

one of which is significantly funnier than the other

[coarse dagger]

I mean I have a band I like called The ---shots, guess the blank

[hushed knoll]

Fuck

Oh wait

I get it

[coarse birch]

stan

good job

[coarse dagger]

three letters Stanropher

[royal vortex]

hahahahahaha

u fkin cranial dented ass motherfucker

[hushed knoll]

Who

[royal vortex]

the fuckshots

U

[coarse dagger]

giggles nefariously

[frozen glen]

back

[coarse dagger]

three letters

[frozen glen]

bak

[hushed knoll]

OwO senpai will be mine forever

[coarse dagger]

one of my favorite songs by them is Punchdrunk On Death

have fun

[hushed knoll]

Is that space marine wearing socks

[coarse birch]

you cant see his feet

[hushed knoll]

Wait this is a valid lore question

Do space marines wear socks

[coarse dagger]

you want to see his toes so bad

[coarse birch]

i mean

[royal vortex]

do u wear socks

[coarse birch]

probably

[hushed knoll]

I feel like it would be weak sauce for them to wear socks

[coarse dagger]

Techpriests wear programmer socks (lie)

[hushed knoll]

“Hold on I have to put on my Hanes crew cut”

[royal vortex]

stan u are not allowed to discuss socks

[frozen glen]

chat is it gay to wear socks

[royal vortex]

after the incidents

[south folio]

men don't wear socks

[coarse birch]

only for stan

[hushed knoll]

What incidents

[royal vortex]

u know.

[hushed knoll]

I don’t

Please explain

[royal vortex]

cant bait me

[coarse dagger]

Stannifer why do you want space marine socks huh....

[hushed knoll]

I legitimately have no idea what you’re talking about

[royal vortex]

sure buddy

[royal vortex]

i believe you

[hushed knoll]

Stannifer?

[coarse birch]

stan trying to get josho banned

[hushed knoll]

Josho don’t patronize me

[royal vortex]

u would never pretend not to know something in order to bait people

surely not

[coarse dagger]

I'm adding other name halves to your name because it sounds funny

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-kitagawa-marin-sono-bisque-doll-wa-koi-wo-suru-sono-bisque-doll-my-dress-up-darling-gif-24624217

[hushed knoll]

Fuck you

Fite me

Dammit diet

Dough

[coarse birch]

F

[royal vortex]

he is staniella

[hushed knoll]

Josho shut up

[royal vortex]

no

[coarse dagger]

Stanephine

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/alface-lettuce-bitcoin-soneca-gif-26220184

[royal vortex]

what is the significance of broccoli dancing

[hushed knoll]

What vegetable is that

That’s too thicc for broccoli

[north sedge]

he put me on a diet

[coarse dagger]

it's sexy

i want to dismantle it

[hushed knoll]

Vegetables can’t dance

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

ableist

[hushed knoll]

It’s obviously Swiss chard

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/eggplant-gif-4718129

[hushed knoll]

Ugh

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-smiling-duck-duck-getting-tickled-gif-17747986920529036543

[coarse birch]

holy shit its arco

[royal vortex]

chard

[coarse birch]

arco reveal

[south folio]

no

[frank night]

https://tenor.com/view/quackduckflower-gif-25482704

[south folio]

no.

[frank night]

arco

[south folio]

what

[frank night]

hand me a...

CERVEZA CRISTAL

[hushed knoll]

Whoa for a minute I thought that that was a very different gif

[royal vortex]

what

[coarse birch]

wha

[frank night]

BWUH

[royal vortex]

Not rly,.

[hushed knoll]

Josho when are you gonna start selling gamer girl bath water

[royal vortex]

why would i ever do this

i am not even a woman

[south folio]

can you rp as darcy for me

[royal vortex]

no

[hushed knoll]

You can be a broker

[coarse birch]

arco one day you will find someone to darcy RP for you

[royal vortex]

im not doing that

[coarse birch]

when you need it

[frank night]

I sided with the NCR cos the legion does christianity wrong

[royal vortex]

lmao

1984 is when something bad happened, maybe hitler

[hushed knoll]

Ew but Arco is in carrinis

California

[royal vortex]

carrinis

the land of the ducks

[coarse birch]

maybe one day

we will meet him there

[hushed knoll]

What

My sister got stuck in an elevator two days ago

In California

[royal vortex]

she's that fat?

[hushed knoll]

WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT

SHUT UP

[coarse birch]

and gay

dont forget

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[frank night]

fat

fat

fat

[coarse birch]

he did say it 4 times

[hushed knoll]

I legitimately said have a good gay to the cashier at Dunkin’ Donuts once

Instead of day

I think I’ve said this before

[royal vortex]

framing this on my wall

[coarse birch]

was this dunkin

like

[royal vortex]

don't

[coarse birch]

why would you do that

im not

[hushed knoll]

Because it was a mouth typo

[royal vortex]

this is what u get for doing the suck inhale tasting method

[hushed knoll]

It’s called nasopharyngeal breathing and it’s elegantly classy

[lusty turtle]

[coarse birch]

this was unrelated to the suck in hale method

[hushed knoll]

That happens to everyone

[coarse birch]

but it made me remember this

[hushed knoll]

Spelling fail

[lusty turtle]

[royal vortex]

don't forget The Rhino

[lusty turtle]

No it doesnt

[coarse birch]

the rhino is legendary

i couldnt breathe

when i first read the rhino

[fleet zealot]

fat fat gay

[south folio]

GUCK GUCK GUCK

[royal vortex]

its so out of nowhere

[lusty turtle]

I was in discord with you and had to read it to you

It was so fucked up

[hushed knoll]

Spelling fail

[south folio]

this is so sad

[royal vortex]

knowing the context of when stan sent it makes it even better

[hushed knoll]

Who did you read it to

[hushed knoll]

What

[south folio]

hmm

[coarse birch]

me and josho

[south folio]

i wonder who he read it to

[coarse birch]

i mean i saw it

josho did not

[south folio]

if only he specified it in his sentence

[hushed knoll]

What do you mean where I was

[royal vortex]

crush stan under a hundred falling cinderblocks

[south folio]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999285413833363546/1071437462838198292/bubuh.gif

[hushed knoll]

I’m not into vore

[royal vortex]

what does that have to do with anything

[coarse birch]

what

[south folio]

i don't think that falls under vore

[lusty turtle]

Stan you have talked about eating people

[south folio]

i'm an expert on this as well so i would know

[coarse birch]

ofc you are

stan

[south folio]

🙂

[hushed knoll]

That’s what I wanted to say

[royal vortex]

no man u did not just

[coarse dagger]

You've never gotten stuck on an elevator due to a physics engine error? talk about privileged... 😒

[lusty turtle]

Whats stan done

[hushed knoll]

Nothing

[lusty turtle]

Im on my phone

[royal vortex]

look in the deleted log

[lusty turtle]

Oh i can check logs

[coarse birch]

yeah

i cant like

[hushed knoll]

NO SKELLY IM SORRY

[coarse birch]

relay it

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

[hushed knoll]

IM SICK IT WAS A LAPSE IN JESUIT

JUDGMENT

OF

[lusty turtle]

Stan.....

[hushed knoll]

I’m sorry it won’t happen again

I had forgotten all about the rhino

[coarse birch]

what does this have to do with the rhino

[hushed knoll]

I had to think about what Josho meant

[royal vortex]

im fkin crying

[coarse birch]

HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO THIS

[royal vortex]

u killed skele

[coarse dagger]

rhino pills

[coarse birch]

goodbye stan

it was nice knowing you

[hushed knoll]

What does this mean

[coarse dagger]

What is that bullet.

[hushed knoll]

They look like my Nike gel caps

NyQuil

[royal vortex]

nike gel

[coarse dagger]

Nike gel caps make you move faster. How it does is for you to find out

[hushed knoll]

Gel is a really fun word to say

[coarse dagger]

you can sleep on it, die from it, bite it, eat it

[hushed knoll]

Why would you die from gel

[coarse dagger]

Too much of the wrong one

[hushed knoll]

I love aloe gel

It’s so addicting

[coarse dagger]

me too 🤤 cools in all the right corners

[sly mauve]

YEAH

[viral hare]

my condolences

[coarse dagger]

nice shootie

oh boy I have a question for #ogryn-class brb

data collection in progress

[hushed knoll]

It’s time

[north sedge]

what am i looking at