the terrible creature is you
#zealot-class
south folio
visual blade
sell it. don't even earn the rampage
spare talon
I will stab myself 28 times to frame him
visual blade
hah
fossil crag
what is this btw 
south folio
I will stab myself 28 times to frame him
i would be thoroughly owned!!!!!
south folio
what is this btw <:hehe1:642380415037865994>
a joke about chastising trappers and totally winning it 100% of the time
you lose 100% of the bets that you don't take
spare dome
100% of the time, it works none of the time
spare talon
i would be thoroughly owned!!!!!
Haha serves you right
I win
visual blade
unbelievers
spare talon
I will be fair
I do win that duel majority of the time
Anytime I lose its cuz I hesitate
visual blade
ye of little faith shall never know the warmth of the master's blessing
spare dome
ive yet to lose throwing a knife
vast radish
i know nothing about autopistols, how's this roll?
fleet zealot
i know nothing about autopistols, how's this roll?
powder burn is okay but the rest sucks
stats are bad you want lower collateral (just knockback/stagger) and higher stopping power and damage
i'd peel off powderburn at hadron
spare dome
damage is w/e pretty sure it caps at like 67 or smth
even the stopping power isnt a big deal cause it's frankly always going to suck against everything stopping power boosts, EXCEPT for maniacs which it will always wildly overperform against
it's really secretly a shotgun that you can run zoomies with
all it has is stagger power and totally okayish damage
still happy it's been nerfed into the dirt tho
drowsy steppe
you do not have the forearm strength to commit 28 stabbings
bitter yoke
Wait til you dash in and you realize you dashed into a poxwalker outta nowhere
fair igloo
that sounds like a challenge
drowsy steppe
my home is across the pacific ocean, between the cracks of the earth and the land of the upside down
bitter yoke
Ugh pen dump kills my inner zealot
visual blade
cuz they're never stopping?
or, better yet, i don't want to spend 40 minutes on one damn assassination mission
south folio
no u
last plover
south folio
i was doing some testing with dodge DR and i was taking 50% (some melee attack), 75% (some melee attack), 82.5% (bomber nade, I think? I'm pretty sure it was 82.5%), which would correspond to them doing 100%/200%/400% toughness damage or whatever
damn time to start up darktide
oh wait wtf does the plague ogryn stomp have a 4x toughness multi
south folio
there's some weird math going it seems?
I take 25% less damage from an ogryn stomp during a dodge but take 50% less damage from a groaner
ogryn stomp does 4x which means that i should be taking 1 - 3.5/4.0 = 12.5% less damage if my additive theory was correct but that doesn't line up then
what is this crap
maiden path
fading vale
there's some weird math going it seems?
I take 25% less damage from an ogryn sto...
did you try testing with just health
delicate shadow
coarse dagger
have you tried hitting it many different times
sharp zodiac
Am I, 19 year old female, the asshole for letting a guy break his ankle
coarse dagger
no because he shouldn't be breaking his own ankle
ripe quest
Am I, 19 year old female, the asshole for letting a guy break his ankle
There's a lot of context needed for smth like that. Did you just watch them smash their ankle w/ a bat or did you let them fall or smth?
sharp zodiac
I let them fall
coarse dagger
but he still let it break so it's not your fault
runic grotto
Which eviscerator is better? Or how are they different?
fossil crag
wait can you try doing block attacks with the knife
drowsy steppe
Mark 3's push attacks have the same dmg profile as regular heavies
ripe quest
Which eviscerator is better? Or how are they different?
Mk II is more of a generalist and handles crowd damage better than the XV, the XV leans into being a single target weapon by having easier access to 1 shots and a really solid Unyielding damage profile.
Either are fine. On the II SS + Rampage/Shred is the goto depending on build, and the XV likes Rampage + Anything except bloodletter, rev it up, and perfect strike.
ripe quest
I let them fall
Did you like, let them let them fall or was it an accidental freeze causing the obliteration of their ankle?
maiden path
how does this
come frfom this
dat is not the same type of weapon
ass weapon design!!!!!
sharp zodiac
Did you like, *let them* let them fall or was it an accidental freeze causing th...
Let them
ripe quest
Let them
I'd say that'd be rude to somewhat asshole-esque. Takes a lot to warrant that, let alone risking breaking other, more vital, stuff if they're unlucky.
Wouldn't be very jazzy if they fell and hit their head.
maiden path
i dont think sid did anything wrong in toy story
how did he know the toys were alive
not his fault he's creative as shit
maiden path
how does this
downloaded a mod
south folio
did you try testing with just health
ye i compared to verify that the stomp was indeed 4x toughness damage
this some weird shit
fleet zealot
maiden path
chat what do we think
spare talon
start mission
instantly loading in
pre mission dialogue tells me its ascension riser
get me outta here
at least it loaded at the end event
free money
maiden path
chat what do we think
some cute ones :3
burnt bobcat
not the best anyway but nonetheless, what to replace?
actually flamer just feels buckin awful to use, i want a horde clear melee
hows this?
spare talon
hows this?
usable cuz of the blessings, but definitely keep an eye out for a better one
stats are also okay, but finesse is always good since its headshot/crit damage scaling, and more damage is more damage
plus both of the perks are really bad honestly, stamina shouldnt be an issue with a chord and how the math turns out for the weak spot damage perk makes it really really bad, way worse than you probably think (that perk increases 8% of the INCREASE in damage gained from hitting the head, not the total damage of a headshot, so its way smaller)
drifting wolf
replace mercy killer with flesh tearer and carapace with crit chance
north sedge
no
spare talon
but like i said, the other important stats are high and rampage and ss are great for general use so you shouldnt feel terrible using it for now till you get a better one
north sedge
do not fucking do that
drifting wolf
spare talon
not the best anyway but nonetheless, what to replace?
for this knife
i would change lacerate to uncanny strike and carapace to flak
this is with the assumption that you are already running a crit build and can get easy bleed stacks from crits already with scourge
burnt bobcat
for this knife
i would change lacerate to uncanny strike and carapace to flak
th...
yee alrighty
fossil crag
Mark 3's push attacks have the same dmg profile as regular heavies
I guess they are similar enough
spare talon
yee alrighty
this way you can always aim for the head, which the knife does like 3x-4x damage to (which is why lacerate is memed on, it is way worse than it appears)
plus with uncanny, this allows you to basically deal full damage to maulers, crushers, and anyone else wearing flak with almost no effort
this also applies to your bleed
which a crit with scourge gives 2 stacks, and anything that would actually benefit from bleeding can reasonably be stacked up to max (16) stacks with crits alone
fossil crag
ESAsdig
spare talon
yee alrighty
definitely not me bombarding you with my thesis paper of buildcrafting and shit
even tho sprint efficiency isnt really that good, i think youll enjoy it on the knife cuz zoom fun and the mobility is a huge thing for the knife, and id say itll do more for you than the carapace would since you already got uncanny
fossil crag
not the best anyway but nonetheless, what to replace?
Ill just say change Sprint efficiency to Unyielding if you want it do to more dmg to bosses if not can go for crit chance for the crit gods or you can just go flak. as for the blessings it looks bricked, since now i run flesh tearer and uncanny strike, and from the scoreboard board mod i do more dmg now then compare to before, which was uncanny strike and mercy killer
spare talon
using an entire perk for 5% crit is honestly a waste
that is literally 1/20 hits that becomes a crit
and youre using the perk slot that can be used as 25% more damage against like half of the enemies in the game
fossil crag
This is the max crit chance, ngl i just have it on just incase i dont have it proc and i ahve no charges for some reason
spare talon
thats not including scourge iirc
fossil crag
it has 3 scourge
spare talon
oh im stupid im thinking of some other setup
fossil crag
it doesnt have the blazing piety crits
if it has the cury crits ill change the critchance to crit dmg or something else
spare talon
cuz it can be like 80% with shred but thats not a knife thing
north sedge
crit dmg is also a bad perk
fossil crag
crit dmg is also a bad perk
👀
spare talon
way worse
spare talon
crit damage is a % increase on the damage bonus from a crit, not the total
so its way smaller than you think it is
a 100 damage hit that ends up being a crit for 150 does not become 165 damage with 10% crit dmg
it becomes 155
and crits are typically not that big of a damage jump as in that example
north sedge
the armor perks, flak and so on
fossil crag
im guessing weakspot is in the same situation right
spare talon
yes
north sedge
yes
fossil crag
time to grind new set for 2 class 
median steeple
chat what do we think
I hate that GS so much
I hate how it looks
but Acidic glav armor goes har
at least the beta version
night path
Eyo Peddler blessed me with a good base. Praying Hadron doesn't fuck me.
but few blessings to craft with. oh well, not bad to hang on to.
spare talon
<:squintyeyes:706325779495125033>
listen
it was that or leaving carapace on there
fair igloo
zealous basin
ripe quest
listen
it was that or leaving carapace on there
On a Knife with Uncanny I'd take Cara over anything other than Flak and Unyielding.
esp if it's a Mk VI.
maiden path
I hate that GS so much
it is model from ds game
sterile stone
some cute ones :3
THis is weird
To see you with a character that isn't wearing trash bags
burnt bobcat
definitely not me bombarding you with my thesis paper of buildcrafting and shit
...
ye i dont mind the Extreme Meta suggestions, its just a matter of whether i can actually understand them as a lowly zealot who only reads the pictures on the scriptures
burnt bobcat
Ill just say change Sprint efficiency to Unyielding if you want it do to more dm...
"bricked" is a strong word for "one blessing is slightly suboptimal on that weapon"
lol
you can tell by the stats that im not exactly going for the Ultimate Peak Performance yet
maiden path
To see you with a character that isn't wearing trash bags
i am drippy all da time
never disrespect me again
spare talon
ye i dont mind the **Extreme Meta** suggestions, its just a matter of whether i ...
yeah i just tend to explain and elaborate on what im saying quite a bit
cuz nothing is more annoying than asking for help with your build and weapon and someone says "put X blessing on there" then just fucking leaves and you dont even know why that blessing is good
better to understand whats good and why so you can understand the game as a whole better than just this thing on this
sterile basalt
What does heavy sword’s special actually do
Does it make the next heavy atk come out faster?
Or am I just tripping
safe tusk
Does it make the next heavy atk come out faster?
It does
polar nexus
so you can do h1 > special > h1 > special > h1
sterile basalt
Besides higher stagger and faster H1, it doesn’t seem very great
ripe quest
What does heavy sword’s special actually do
SA bc is the best Carapace damage combo the Hswords have. Otherwise it's just a higher stagger utility move.
sterile basalt
this is how you bully a rager / a mauler
If I already 1~2 hit ragers I don’t feel like ever using special
polar nexus
you don't 1 shot a scab rager
without stacks at least
and the pb is not one or two but more
sterile basalt
I play martyrdom and use PA + H2
polar nexus
the special will stagger them long enough to do your heavy
sterile basalt
PA kind of comes out faster tho
polar nexus
i mean if you are using martyr well...
sterile basalt
And what kind of ranged weapons should I consider if I play martyr HS
I have a pretty general purpose Agrip8 braced rn
polar nexus
agri brauto is very goo
i like cavalcave + pinning fire bolter
graia brauto is quite good to
spare talon
?
sterile stone
i'd like 2 see u try buster
It will be when least expected
Like when you're making breakfast
Or watching tv
Or drinking water
Or something
austere grail
Wat ranged to use with hsword
heady sinew
Does the dodge part of swift certainty do anything?
fleet zealot
Does the dodge part of swift certainty do anything?
It isn’t a true dodge basically all characters evade gunfire automatically while above 0 stam and sprinting at an angle
heady sinew
It isn’t a true dodge basically all characters evade gunfire automatically while...
Yeah that's what I figured from using creature spawner
fleet zealot
Swift certainty just means you continue this evasion at 0 stam
maiden path
parrying with that one sword
fleet zealot
Seems shit
It’s niche asf imo
storm crypt
parrying with that one sword
Devils claw swords
Love them, minus the bad armor damage
They should make a 2h variant that works like Grail Knight Krubers Bretonnian Bastard Sword
Heavy attacks that can parry :)
minor sage
It’s niche asf imo
Doesnt it also give you 10% ms
safe tusk
Sprint speed
fleet zealot
Doesnt it also give you 10% ms
as difficulty goes up you are going to be spending more and more time walking and fighting and only using sprint in short bursts
Not saying it is a dead point but it isn’t needed
minor sage
Which difficulty 😂
In 5 histg and maels all I'm doing is sprinting and sliding all game
Maybe i gotta do some 6s
maiden path
menu lighting makes me fit look 10x harder then it is ingame
fleet zealot
In 5 histg and maels all I'm doing is sprinting and sliding all game
Cause of strong zealots like me that just meat face the enemy
Sliding yes
Sprinting more than stamina bar? Not really
maiden path
strong enough for dis bigass sword but not for this fatass pig
ember yew
Swift certainty just means you continue this evasion at 0 stam
I am TWBS adept in all builds due to my "always frontline" gameplay, without TWBS it would be near impossible to dive into any amount of gunners/shotgunners mix, because knockback can F up your dodge timings and that could result in death. WIth TWBS it becomes easy peasy YOLO.
and that's dance of death is also like one of the best talents to take for ranged wep
ember yew
sterile stone
menu lighting makes me fit look 10x harder then it is ingame
Mans wearing the oblivion glass armor
fleet zealot
Yea but we are talking about swift certainty not twbs
spare talon
i nearly vomited from the smell of ferret shit today
just thought itd be cool to tell you 
fleet zealot
Thy wrath be skibidi
ember yew
Yea but we are talking about swift certainty not twbs
sorry, 38.2 celsius degree now, cant read
but SC is shet i confirm
fleet zealot
i nearly vomited from the smell of ferret shit today
just thought itd be cool to...
Skill issue
ember yew
i can get that point somewhere else
like anoint in blood
or purge
or duelist
even Good Balance is ok
and for my rashad2, hs6/9, chainaxe4 getting backstab cdr is enough
altho its not that reliable sometimes
fleet zealot
A lot of weapons have a backstab combo iirc
ember yew
oh yeah
both hammers, yeah
im running hammers like 2 times a week for monstrocity+ maelstrom and that's it
maiden path
Mans wearing the oblivion glass armor
not anymor
sterile stone
waiting on the next MH game to release
ember yew
wilds gonna be wild
will purchase day 1
even tho in the genre my first games been all God Eater games and that PS Vita exclusive (Persona-like looking, name Freedom Wars)
got platinum trophy in all of them, i like the gameplay
and story
for MHW i got 250 hours out of it i think
Freedom Wars deserve a PS4/5 and PC port tbh
ivory marlin
How goes
sterile stone
Trying to copy this build I saw someone do
ivory marlin
Nice
sterile stone
Made a nice little base out of shipping containers
And I have no idea how he did it
ivory marlin
In what game?
sterile stone
Rust
ivory marlin
Ah
sterile stone
sterile stone
I got killed by a random person raiding a base near the ocean
Like I spawned in and not 5 seconds later
Gunned down before I could even stand up
ivory marlin
Sounds like a red flag game ngl
Good on you for sticking through what sounds like hell
👍
Idk how to talk to rust players
sterile stone
The chances you meet someone that isn't gonna scream racial shit or just shoot you
Is like 2/10
sterile stone
So do i shoot you or?
That depends
ivory marlin
Sounds like a great and healthy community
ivory marlin
That depends
On?
ivory marlin
Ah fair
Rust seems like an ok game
Idk if id ever play it tho
I feel like if i do play it ill just die tho
I already play siege and destiny 2
humble dome
Good old rust . You'll hear there the most racist things a man say lmao😂😂
ivory marlin
Thats like 2 strikes before i gotta be put down
ivory marlin
Good old rust . You'll hear there the most racist things a man say lmao😂😂
Damn
Whats the goal of rust?
humble dome
Make people cry
sterile stone
And take more stuff
ivory marlin
Wow
sterile stone
Rust is what you see in most zombie survival shows
Tribalism
Violence
Ignorance
ivory marlin
Is there any pve or just pvp?
sterile stone
Literally the worst traits you can find in humanity
humble dome
Don't buy it's not worth
sterile stone
You find it
ivory marlin
Don't buy it's not worth
Im not dw
sterile stone
Is there any pve or just pvp?
There's pve yeah, but there's also pve servers
That doesn't make it any better cause in pve if you leave anything unlocked and unattended
The moment you turn your back
ivory marlin
If i play rust i get my third red flag game strike and have to be put down
sterile stone
some fresh spawn will steal it
ivory marlin
Damn
humble dome
Play Darktide make the Emperor proud
ivory marlin
I played darktide yesterday
ivory marlin
I saw someone doing something wild with a stim and thought it was enough for the week
humble dome
You believe it or not but i have almost 500 h on Darktide and only yesterday i discovered on the knife you have a special animation when u spam that inspect button
It's kinda rare 😂😂
ivory marlin
Really?
fair igloo
..there's an inspect button?
ivory marlin
Wait there is an inspect button?
fair igloo
wait but F is my ability butotn
humble dome
I saw it yesterday when i made my stealth zealot
fair igloo
i'm lkogging on right now just to try this
ivory marlin
I had no clue there was an inspect button
humble dome
He really likes to play with that knife
ivory marlin
Damn
humble dome
sterile stone
Wait what
ivory marlin
I saw someone doing that with a stim in dt yesterday
ivory marlin
<:O_shaggywtf:992662440632406097>
Listen man it wasn’t me
sterile stone
Listen man it wasn’t me
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/uh-um-hm-adam-workaholics-gif-5161074
Lets be honest here
If i knew how
Id do it constantly
sterile stone
There's hills everywhere
ivory marlin
Good or bad thing
sterile stone
And I can't find a flat surface to place my foundation
sterile stone
I have a rock skin
I wanted the skull skin for the rock
But I'm not paying $27 for a skin
sterile stone
You'd be surprised
ivory marlin
No i wouldn’t
sterile stone
People have a gun skin listed for like almost $400
ivory marlin
I once had the option of a mtg card that was 0.05$ or 15$ for a cooler art
You’ll never believe which one i bought
sterile stone
the $15
ivory marlin
Yeah
To be fair
I originally bought the first one
But it got stolen
Like someone stole my mail and all it was was like 30 cents of mtg cards
So i thought id rebuy the cooler arts
God clearly wanted my deck to look cooler
sterile stone
Did you get the fallout cards?
ivory marlin
No
Hell no
Those are expensive as shit
Im waiting on those
This is an old story
When i took money for granted
fair igloo
it took me 20 minutes but OH MY GOD THERE'S AN INSPECT BUTTON
humble dome
sterile stone
When i took money for granted
Hmmm
fair igloo
it's not even like a source game inspect either u can like move ur mouse around and it changes the pose
humble dome
Now did you got the animation i was talking about?
fair igloo
and u can run around while doing it!!
ivory marlin
it took me 20 minutes but **OH MY GOD THERE'S AN INSPECT BUTTON**
Whats the bind
humble dome
Yes hold the X
humble dome
And move your 
sterile stone
Hmmmmm
ivory marlin
I will
fair igloo
cursed revolver
humble dome
Ew job?
ivory marlin
12k
ivory marlin
Ew job?
No a good job
Its ice cream
I’ve already worked at an ice cream place so im pretty good at it already
humble dome
I though there was only war and fighting nurgle things for a living 
ivory marlin
Nah im actually a follower of nurgle
humble dome
fair igloo
hi actually a follower of nurgle
ivory marlin
I got the candle and everything
ivory marlin
hi actually a follower of nurgle
Hello
fair igloo
:)
ivory marlin
humble dome
Need to burn this heretic
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/uh-um-hm-adam-workaholics-gif-5161074
I need a car
And a place to live
And like money for a trip im planning
sly mauve
fug this shit
ivory marlin
Nice mobility
sterile stone
And like money for a trip im planning
Word word
polar nexus
this is fine
polar nexus
rashad
ember yew
darn, with weapon mods i forgot how weapon looks in original
ember yew
yeah
polar nexus
it has bugs and perf issue so i stopped using it
ember yew
mandatory for those who wish to replace ADS
something like this should be in base game
its an amazing addition
Xbox peasants are suffering
frank night
Just sniff it back in
hushed knoll
Just sniff it back in
Mittins you need to bedge
@nimble fiber why are you taking notes
frank night
Its 11am you fool
hushed knoll
Excuse me? Am I really the fool here
nimble fiber
<@352212660709883914> why are you taking notes
because mittins gave good advice
hushed knoll
No he didn’t wtf
nimble fiber
Its 11am you fool
r u european ?
hushed knoll
He’s from Canada
frank night
Why do u think I am Canadian
nimble fiber
stan do u like canadians that much, that u think everyone is canadian?
frank night
I dont dwell on the things you think stan
hushed knoll
stan do u like canadians that much, that u think everyone is canadian?
Canadians are very collectible
frank night
Theres some cthulu stuff in there
hushed knoll
What
Your accent obviously makes you not Canadian
And the fact that you think a monkey can dress up in a fancy jacket
Canadians are practical people
hushed knoll
also monkeys can totally rock jackets stan
I disagree
When have you seen a monkey “rocking” a jacket?
nimble fiber
and thats your every right, but it still doesn't change the fact, that mokeys, can In fact wear jackets and look stylish af doing so
frozen glen
never been to a canadian ikea before huh
obtuse stirrup
stan u can't collect humans
Confederacy intensifies
nimble fiber
lol
hushed knoll
and thats your every right, but it still doesn't change the fact, that mokeys, c...
Can srickbugs go to a disco?
Stickbugs
hushed knoll
😐
nimble fiber
has probably happened before
nimble fiber
if they meet another female there, maybe
because they might try to get their attention
hushed knoll
Oh god
cold patrol
so, would making a taller Zealot make it easier to hit headshots in melee? And if so, is it worth making yourself a bigger target?
nimble fiber
yes
tawny linden
Aint the worst roll, I think
obtuse stirrup
<:acid_do_mathematics:684519255798185991> kilogram wtf
NO I'VE AVOIDED YOUR TYPOS FOR MONTHS
YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ME
nimble fiber
ok kilogram
hushed knoll
It’s my phones fault
tawny linden
Aint the worst roll, I think
unyielding -> flak, momentum -> rampage would make this pretty handy no?
craggy python
so, would making a taller Zealot make it easier to hit headshots in melee? And i...
my zealot is too tall and i swing above a lot of enemy's heads. make sure your religious muscle mommy isnt as tall as mine
nimble fiber
u are never too tall against a crusher
frank quail
my zealot is _too tall_ and i swing above a lot of enemy's heads. make sure your...
i have never had such issues
neither with short psyker nor with tall vet/zealot
obtuse stirrup
Tbh the taller the better for heads imo
Apart from ogry
My ogryn is max height and I regret it
cold patrol
unyielding -> flak, momentum -> rampage would make this pretty handy no?
keep Unyielding, the Mk XV is a superb boss killer
craggy python
i have never had such issues
i am simply too tall
but fr, its probably just me aiming too high. i usually swing at head level anyway
frank night
Slenderman looking type guy
obtuse stirrup
Unyielding is the top perk for XV imo
tawny linden
lol oops
well it runs really well, but maybe I'll pick up an upgrade sometime
How exactly does one do the shocking stuff penance? Do I need to kill them while they're stunned, or do they just need to have been stunned?
Is this a case of throwing 3 grenades and praying with a flamer?
coarse dagger
I wish I could keep the Stan name but then people would think I'm Aerial
coarse dagger
How exactly does one do the shocking stuff penance? Do I need to kill them while...
i think so
nimble fiber
I wish I could keep the Stan name but then people would think I'm Aerial
Im at the point where I almost forget that my og name was asraval
obtuse stirrup
Alpharius
drowsy steppe
NO I'VE AVOIDED YOUR TYPOS FOR MONTHS
OK Kilogram
lusty turtle
I got it
stone fern
should i bother upgrading one of these
obtuse stirrup
I got stanned.
stone fern
heresy has no excuses
obtuse stirrup
I will tolerate it for a week but I will change back
fading vale
Next time you'll be pounds
stone fern
nuh uh kilos are better
sharp zodiac
coarse dagger
grasp
solar gorge
meal pic
frank night
Release him
coarse dagger
Burger ass head
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
I like bread
Gluten tag
hushed knoll
Burger ass head
Would you like to know about burger salad
@north sedge squids I need your help
Squire
nimble fiber
Gluten tag
gluten mittag stan
placid fiber
Gluten tag
Is that where you run around with loaves bread and smack your friends with them before saying "TAG YOU'RE IT!!!"?
nimble fiber
that would be a huge waste of bread, what heresy
hushed knoll
Is that where you run around with loaves bread and smack your friends with them ...
I'm wishing Arabia a gluten filled day
Asroval
nimble fiber
bruh
hushed knoll
Asroval what are your pronouns
placid fiber
that would be a huge waste of bread, what heresy
I mean you could always use moldy bread... :/
nimble fiber
he I guess
hushed knoll
I mean you could always use moldy bread... :/
This is how I treat ear infections
placid fiber
This is how I treat ear infections
I'm so fucking glad you didn't forget the 1st 2 letters of treat...
nimble fiber
This is how I treat ear infections
wait what
spare dome
bacteria
royal vortex
what
hushed knoll
Fungi
frozen glen
where is the cat
royal vortex
hey stan
hushed knoll
Hi Redverse
royal vortex
where is the cat
he hides
nimble fiber
soil bacteria and fungi
frozen glen
is cat at home now
royal vortex
yes
frozen glen
Hi Redverse
hi staniel
nimble fiber
carl
frozen glen
i have been freed
frozen glen
aw hell yea
hushed knoll
SO CURE
frozen glen
ted is huge
hushed knoll
CUTE
hushed knoll
Josho nice groutfit 😎
nimble fiber
pet the cat pls thank u
frozen glen
why do your pants have stains
hushed knoll
they have seen much wear
Pun indented?
south folio
he had to duel a person eating beans
hushed knoll
Intended
royal vortex
no actually
hushed knoll
he had to duel a person eating beans
nimble fiber
BEANS
royal vortex
apparently the reason he was so fat is because while he was wild and free all the ppl in the neighborhood he would reside in would feed him
so he just kinda
royal vortex
turned into a fatass
hushed knoll
You have to get him to exercise
frank night
Tremendous ted
frozen glen
and u took him away from his free neighborhood buffet
royal vortex
no actually
nimble fiber
garfields cousin
hushed knoll
Tremendous ted
Is this your street name
royal vortex
someone took him in but they had health issues and couldnt keep him
frank night
What
hushed knoll
You know
royal vortex
so it was either someone would adopt him or he would be put down
hushed knoll
Your street name
nimble fiber
stan what is your street name
frozen glen
how old is ted
frank night
R u calling me a drug dealer
royal vortex
a year
hushed knoll
Like when you walk down the street and everyone goes oi oi that's tremendou ted innit
royal vortex
probably closer to 2
frank night
How small do u think the uk is
hushed knoll
It's bigger than a bread basket
royal vortex
he has been hiding under my bed for the past day
frozen glen
he be adjustin
royal vortex
if i go get on the floor and look at him he'll come out
hushed knoll
Aw so cute
south folio
How small do u think the uk is
too small to contain the likes of you
nimble fiber
oof arco
south folio
hi arabia
hushed knoll
Are you calling him fat
south folio
maybe
royal vortex
mittins did say he became pig
south folio
good
nimble fiber
hi onion wifi ash arab rambo toomba
fleet zealot
frank night
Warehouse
hushed knoll
Rambo Toomba sounds like a fat Mario Kart character
south folio
🥺
fleet zealot
Rambo Toomba sounds like a fat Mario Kart character
wdym by fat
frozen glen
are u calling rambo fat
hushed knoll
Like the ones that go really slow
frank night
Wowee
hushed knoll
I bims der freundlichste Mensch aller Zeiten owo
frank night
Ach nein
south folio
no.
nimble fiber
wha
south folio
you are a cruel being stan
hushed knoll
How do you do it that fast
nimble fiber
why did I think of kebab when he said that
royal vortex
because i can tell when u say some degen shit u intend to delete
frozen glen
you just screenshot it stan
fleet zealot
I bims der freundlichste Mensch aller Zeiten owo
having owo on the end of a german sentence should be illegal
south folio
why did I think of kebab when he said that
go get some food
frank night
Have some goose
hushed knoll
having owo on the end of a german sentence should be illegal
Why
south folio
no.
royal vortex
germans cannot owo
nimble fiber
some crispy duck with noodles and peanut sauce would be fire rn ngl
frank night
Renane
royal vortex
change ur name
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
You guys both have blue pfp's
frank night
U have become mittens
royal vortex
You guys both have blue pfp's
if you've suffered a concussion yeah
frozen glen
arco using periods is funny cuz he only uses it to reply to things that make him uncomfortable
south folio
so sad that stan suffered repeated head trauma to the point of becoming colorblind
hushed knoll
<a:Catastrophe_extremesadcat:693598468702208041>
This never fails to be heartbreaking
royal vortex
arco do u know kung fu
hushed knoll
so sad that stan suffered repeated head trauma to the point of becoming colorbli...
I'll show you head trauma
frank night
The mittens multiverse has begun
royal vortex
its the determining factor in a fight between u and yoshi
i must know
to settle the score
nimble fiber
am I right?
Im just an innocent bystander and Im not allowed to say ,,owo" no more
thanks 2 u stan!
royal vortex
😔
frank night
The list of things Germany is no longer allowed to do grows ever longer
hushed knoll
Josho
frank night
Job hit
royal vortex
job hit..?
nimble fiber
lmao
royal vortex
HOW DO YOU AUTOCORRECT DAY 1 TO DAY 2????
frozen glen
did stan hire a hitman to eliminate the mittins multiverse
frank night
How tf do u typo 1
hushed knoll
I hit the wrong key
nimble fiber
I wouldn't be surprised
royal vortex
i cant even open my server profile
hushed knoll
I'm like a gazelle
frank night
Dios mio
nimble fiber
huh
frank night
Huh
royal vortex
technology is saving me from the stansformation process
hushed knoll
Mittins Is Not Latino
frank night
Yeah
nimble fiber
royal vortex
mittins is a strong arabic man
frank night
Wallahi
royal vortex
inshallah
frozen glen
@royal vortex do u have any more cat pics
royal vortex
mints
nimble fiber
mints
frozen glen
@royal vortex
frank night
Mints.
hushed knoll
I guess mints is the same thing as mince
frozen glen
it is not
frank night
No
royal vortex
i have this one
frozen glen
wonderful
nimble fiber
||red be looking like when a giraffe tries to make a backflip while cooking some shrimps in a swimming pool||
frozen glen
he is very rotund
hushed knoll
Sowo cuwute
hushed knoll
||red be looking like when a giraffe tries to make a backflip while cooking some...
What
nimble fiber
what
royal vortex
he is very rotund
he is quite the fatass
frank night
The damn gunrams
frank night
The fuck
nimble fiber
remember to not eat while stan is present 
nimble fiber
for various reasons
hushed knoll
NOTES
south folio
i love taking notes!!!!
frozen glen
nimble fiber
hushed knoll
NO
frozen glen
south folio
ah i've run out of paper time to chop a tree down
south folio
😎
south folio
wh
hushed knoll
Thunberg
nimble fiber
thumb
frozen glen
stan i hope u know paper is like the least of the planets concerns
nimble fiber
ahaha
south folio
yeah redverse and mittins are
hushed knoll
stan i hope u know paper is like the least of the planets concerns
Shut it liberal
🔨
frozen glen
wha
nimble fiber
pls anyone do a photoshop of greta as a thumb
hushed knoll
Ew like Spy Kids?
nimble fiber
of course
sharp zodiac
Release him
He will forever be rizzing you up
nimble fiber
that u pay attention to
north sedge
nimble fiber
NO
hushed knoll
DOUGH COME ON
frozen glen
thats some german patriotism right there
frank night
Greta thumb g
royal vortex
dough please help
nimble fiber
squid
royal vortex
he named me job hit and mispelled "day 1" as "day 2"
hushed knoll
Time is an abstract concept
hushed knoll
SPELLING FAIL
royal vortex
execute me
royal vortex
I have a way with cars
you crash them?
nimble fiber
car stan johnson
south folio
way = catnip and crack cocaine
hushed knoll
you crash them?
SHUT UP YOU ASS
royal vortex
🙂
hushed knoll
You can't slight smile me
royal vortex
t-boned a family of 4. only 1 survivor
hushed knoll
That's Arco's job
frozen glen
himself
hushed knoll
Stop that was actually not a fun experience 😒
royal vortex
i will cease
stone fern
cursed post
frozen glen
what are you doing step sign
royal vortex
help me step sign im stuck~
stone fern
though there are topless pictures of angela merkel
royal vortex
"unanme
hushed knoll
I miss Exhillious
royal vortex
@ripe quest
hushed knoll
When will his pilgrimage be over
royal vortex
he joined the navy
north sedge
nimble fiber
so sad when he died
nimble fiber
stan
hushed knoll
he joined the navy
Did he actually
nimble fiber
are u doughs mom?
royal vortex
ask him why he joined the navy
frozen glen
to defend the isle of man
north sedge
drowsy steppe
Not the navy
nimble fiber
frank night
i will cease
The too real zone
ripe quest
To meet other seamen?
to defend the isle of man
drowsy steppe
4D Emperor
south folio
i'll send you 2D emperor
nimble fiber
what about 6D emperor
ripe quest
60 EMPERORS?
stone fern
nuh uhhhhhh
hushed knoll
Why would you do this
spare dome
lmao
"lets do helldivers today"
-launches game, crashes as soon as i reach the ship-
"oh, okay. actually lets do some DT"
-exact same thing-
hushed knoll
They’re banning you for using exploits
spare dome
they fukken found me, oh shit
hushed knoll
spare dome
i just wanna defend mantes
placid fiber
Welp, Stan, I get to try to fly a ship while surviving a bullet hell in the Pilot's past again... hopefully this time I won't die. This boss is really fun, imo, tho. @hushed knoll
This is what I am piloting, lol.
drowsy steppe
placid fiber
the bosses ship is like... 100x bigger <.<
drowsy steppe
Good night
placid fiber
<.<'
fleet zealot
me when i accidently type finger
placid fiber
Here I go. :/
Yes! I did it. This time instead of trying to time the dodge to get through the giant lasers, when I failed the 1st time, I said fuck it and went inbetween them. I then just glued my eyes to my ship and the on-coming bullets so I could dodge them
I only lost 1 out of 3 of my full hearts. That fight is so fun, tho, in Enter the Gungeon... I love it!
I am so happy to have done that 2nd try. :3
3 more past bosses to kill... 1 on a character I don't have unlocked, yet... :/
This time I am picking this game back up is feeling like when I picked Rogue Legacy back up. I suddenly feel like I understand something that I didn't before and I am playing much better. :3
ripe quest
I was told you were turned into gelatin
Indeed, the military has gooped my muscles and now I am but a slime crawling across the ocean floor
placid fiber
Oh boy, I love it when I get offered the full auto rocket launcher. It's so fucking fun to use! :3
coarse dagger
Would you like to know about burger salad
YES PLEASE sorry I'm at work
hushed knoll
@north sedge can you please work your magic
coarse dagger
my back fucking hurts and I'm about to shove the next person who makes me stop suddenly
i need Burger salad
royal vortex
<@714244267786240030> can you please work your magic
why don't you just explain it
coarse dagger
hurry i only have 10 minutes
hushed knoll
YES PLEASE sorry I'm at work
You use salad mix and cut up leftover cold burgers and then add tortellini, onion, chickpeas, feta cheese, hard boiled egg, cubed Monterey Jack, almond slices, craisins and blue cheese dressing
coarse dagger
LMAO
north sedge
The fuck now there's almond slices
hushed knoll
There were always nuts in it
hushed knoll
Those would work
royal vortex
Says the man who hurts ur face
what?
rough galleon
God burger salad would hit rn
north sedge
Ew
coarse dagger
I need it RN
I'm so hungry because what I thought was gastritis was actually an upper back injury so I haven't eaten much
I want ice cream.....
sharp zodiac
Steal some from a child
stone fern
steal a child and trade it for icecream
sharp zodiac
Even better
fleet zealot
lusty turtle
They got places to be
ripe quest
I want ice cream.....
buy some
left iron
sharp zodiac
I think society would be better if 80% of Russians didn't exist
left iron
ember yew
ouch, thats kinda racist
left iron
What a time to get back on the pc
ember yew
meanwhile i got with a fight with my relatives in Israel, because they are full of sht, but lets not go political
umbral kindle
TBF 80% of Russia looks like an absolutely miserable place to live
You can't really blame them
ember yew
nothing to do in darktide, so people go and review the politics
but i told you that end of the month will be earliest we get an info about new patch
and then late april for part 1 release
coarse dagger
steal a child and trade it for icecream
i could make it do child labor for free ice cream
sharp zodiac
Gotta teach it hoW to make icecream
coarse dagger
i gotta teach it wageslave labor