zealot-class

[nimble fiber]

aren't swimmies the one's u put on your arms?

[ripe quest]

@coarse birch

[steep flame]

chat, am i cooking a little with this?

[royal vortex]

no idea

[sterile stone]

Is that terraria?

[steep flame]

yes

[ripe quest]

what are you saying no to

[sterile stone]

I await the final build

[royal vortex]

EXHILLIOUS NO

[coarse birch]

Wait what

[steep flame]

i'll make sure to show you

[coarse birch]

Is it cause your in my friends list

And im exhillious elsewhere

[ripe quest]

I'm doubtful.

[coarse birch]

Weird

[ripe quest]

You're just me now ig

[frozen glen]

yea cuz ur doubtful

[nimble fiber]

bruh

[royal vortex]

im so glad stan has not turned someone else into a clone of me

[nimble fiber]

dont jinx it pls

[coarse birch]

i wasnt going to change

but stan was fucking determined

[nimble fiber]

lol

[frozen glen]

its so sad that exhillious passed away at that bike rack 4 pm ago

[coarse birch]

moment of silence for exhillious

[ripe quest]

He will be mist

[sterile stone]

Lemon pepper wings

[nimble fiber]

crispy duck with noodles and peanut sauce

[native cargo]

nepals

[sterile stone]

What

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/nepal-gif-23460407

?

uuh melee maelstrom up

[obtuse stirrup]

well that was the craziest mission I ever actually won

highlight was me being the last person standing, and a dog flying over my head as I was picking somebody else up

that dog absolutely threw

nurgle should be ashamed of it

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animal-dog-jumping-jump-gif-16076546

[coarse dagger]

I miss Staniel

[frank night]

Fran

C

R

[royal vortex]

cr

[sharp zodiac]

That's not my name

[royal vortex]

maybe he was speaking to a ghost

[sharp zodiac]

The ghost of Europe

[frank night]

Frank Hobson be quiet

Hobso

[sharp zodiac]

Who the fuck

Are you drunk again

[royal vortex]

i see u have taken up an apprenticeship

[frank night]

I misspressed the buttons

[royal vortex]

frank hosbo is a stanism

[frank night]

Hail stanisms

[royal vortex]

thats my private eye alternate persona name

when i get to star in a noir film

[obtuse stirrup]

FraNCR

[obtuse stirrup]

Patrolling Marseilles almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter?

[frank night]

I shall one day wield the railgun again

Probably to snipe stan before he can crash my game

[royal vortex]

i am vindicated in every stan murder i have committed

for what he does to people

[frank night]

I was trying to negotiate with a terrorist

[royal vortex]

i told u many times to just put him down

the spirit of neville chamberlain won

[fading vale]

I can't believe they ruined it

Dead weapon

[drifting wolf]

bad gun 😡

[sterile stone]

This a new or old clip

[elfin steppe]

I just recorded this 15 minutes ago.

[sterile stone]

So this is post railgun nerf

Well ain't that something.

[coarse birch]

Dead weapon

Negative number in patch notes

[elfin steppe]

It's still much harder to kill Chargers.

[sterile stone]

Using the mech to kill Chargers is fun

A waste of ammo sure

But fun

[north sedge]

use the stomp

now that it's fixed

i mean forget that it's insanely risky

but 2 stomps is a dead charger

[sterile stone]

I didn't even know the mech could melee

I tried hitting F and nothing happened

[north sedge]

it was a bit buggy before

but now

the stomp is flowing free

[sterile stone]

Word

I'm waiting on the apc

Atleast it'll incentivize people to stick together

[solar gorge]

one day people will realise that if you stick together and face the enemy, you don't need to run like a bitch

[sterile stone]

If there's anything I've learned about coop games

People hate sticking together

And want to be the hero

[spare talon]

Or just want samples (me)

[ripe quest]

Jump Pack + Arc Thrower is a goated roamer loadout.

Like sticking together as a group is nice but also like, sometimes it's just not needed.

[nimble fiber]

definitely changes from game to game

[solar gorge]

arc thrower is stupidly powerful in general

[bitter anvil]

People solo do objective

I means side objective

[solar gorge]

so strong it crashes the game now

glad to see arrowhead managed to balance it

[ripe quest]

I do think it should get the 50% damage thing with AP but only with stuff above 4 AP. Still murders most enemies but you can't just kill Chargers, Tanks, and Hulks in a matter of seconds.

[solar gorge]

it's definitely weaker for bots, but charger with the somewhat recent head health nerf are really feeling it now

[ripe quest]

It's pretty nutty for bots too.

[bitter anvil]

I bet they crunch the updates

[solar gorge]

i'll try it perhaps

[fossil crag]

can 1-3 tap titans

[solar gorge]

not reliably

[ripe quest]

Literally any problem can be solved with a Arc Thrower due to inf AP, unlimited ammo, decent firerate w/ good timing, and good damage that arcs.

The Bile Titan thing from my understanding is the PS5 bug.

Which isn't indicative of actual performance.

Same with how Railgun can 2 shot Bile Titans w/ the bug.

[bitter anvil]

I am a machine gun user

I always bring mg

[fossil crag]

@solar gorge from what me and my friends finding is that if you are equal or higher ground to the titans head you can one tap it. You can also be bellow it but you have to between its 2 front legs and hope your charge shot goes to the head

[ripe quest]

I'd love to take MG more but not having a 4+ AP weapon makes me sad.

Same with Stalwart, shit is 2 AP

It's just a Knight but with lower firerate, slightly higher damage, and more ammo

[solar gorge]

i take stalwart with eat sometimes

[bitter anvil]

That caliber same like pistol round is very sad

[solar gorge]

but any mg without ammo backpack runs out fast

[ripe quest]

MG atleast is 3 AP, which is a nice BP on bugs.

against bots it's just some QoL if you can't hit heads

[bitter anvil]

What BP?

[ripe quest]

breakpoint

[solar gorge]

breakpoint

[bitter anvil]

Man breakpoint is everywhere

I hate it

Infested from Darktide

[ripe quest]

Anything with number comparisons in video games usually has a BP related subject.

[coarse birch]

I think it existed before DT

[ripe quest]

It's just kinda intrinsic to how numbers work

Yeah that shit was around way before Darktide

Early MMO days

probs before I was born lol

[bitter anvil]

Number breed breakpoint is astrocies concept

War thunder I believe have breakpoint concept too

[ripe quest]

but yee 3 AP is nice because it allows you to damage Hive Guards at 50%, and Brood Commanders at 100%. Somewhat sure that it's also full damage against Stalkers.

[bitter anvil]

I cant use MG against automaton that’s so sad

[ripe quest]

w/ bots the main feature would probs being able to damage Devastator chestplates. Though, non-berserker heads are 125 health and MG does 75 damage so it's only a 2 shot.

[maiden path]

hello darktide chat

someone buy me this now

and this

[bitter anvil]

Small melee guy or big melee guy?

[ripe quest]

Berserkers are the chainsaw arm Devastators.

They have the same AP head but it has higher health.

[bitter anvil]

What’s small guy name I forgot

[ripe quest]

I just call them bruisers

[bitter anvil]

Like from Darktide

[safe tusk]

Groaners are the smallest humanoid enemies.

[north sedge]

breakpoint is just a basic video game design thing

[bitter anvil]

It create meta concept

[north sedge]

take it up with mathematics

[bitter anvil]

The meta this and meta that

Getting enough with it

[north sedge]

well you'll have to time travel and stop pong from being invented or something

delete video games forever

[coarse dagger]

Good morning zealot chat

[bitter anvil]

Pong don’t have numbers damage and enemy health

And weapon damage

[north sedge]

it has score

[bitter anvil]

Score just cosmetic

Something ape get ape it up

[north sedge]

you're getting annoyed at the mathematics based systems, aka all video games ever

[bitter anvil]

Design is annoyed

Time travel back to who create first stuff that create meta need to stop it

[north sedge]

oh ok, then yes all enemies in games should die in one hit always

get rid of breakpoints

[bitter anvil]

Pretty much like space invader

[south folio]

kill mathematics

[drifting wolf]

borderlands loot system giving me the worst possible roll imaginable after 400 hours of grinding

kill mathematics

[north sedge]

no not loot systems

[south folio]

kill anyone who thinks about math

[elfin steppe]

in terms of enemy health and weapon damage, I would say Helldivers2 is much better than DT.

[north sedge]

we're talking breakpoints

the simple concept of x dmg required to kill y target

do away with that

all enemies die one hit

[drifting wolf]

randomly generated loot involves math therefore it must die

[obtuse stirrup]

Or all weapons are near enough to continuous beam damage

[north sedge]

no

all enemies die one shit

no breakpoints

[obtuse stirrup]

Compare how much you have to worry about breakpoints with plasma vs ciag

[north sedge]

also you can't die because your health hitting 0 is also a breakpoint

[ripe quest]

Metas are also intrinsic to game design. It's just, a symptom. It's difficult to create a balanced environment, which leads to something always being top tier.

[bitter anvil]

Is all across video game nowadays

[north sedge]

and that's not just video games

that's just the concept of games

[obtuse stirrup]

Breakpoints are always something that impacts slowest weapons most

[north sedge]

the second the concept of a win/loss state was invented, the concept of meta followed

[obtuse stirrup]

All metagaming means, is approaching the game analytically

It's not an intrinsically harmful concept

[spare dome]

There's a meta to fkn Settlers of Catan. It's just how it is.

[north sedge]

there's stickball meta

[ripe quest]

I mean it's always been around, same with breakpoints. It isn't something that the creator of the game can remove, only way to avoid it is to make a game that lacks numbers as a main mechanic (ie. visual novels, certain adventure games, outlier stuff like workout games).

[north sedge]

there's kicking the can meta

[hasty path]

...shhhh dont spoil their rant

[spare dome]

You play a game enough times you will start to cut out all the wasteful moves you used to make as you recognize them.

[obtuse stirrup]

That's a good point actually

Attack strings are probably the most important part of meta that you learn partly intuitively just from playing

Like, beginners might spam lights at weaklings and heavies at big guys

Until you learn that you can do a particular sequence to favour horizontals or verticals

[bitter anvil]

I play fallout 76 and getting legendary weapon effect is super grindy including time gating getting resource to roll legendary effect

[obtuse stirrup]

And then you learn that for maulers you want to horizontal them anyway probably, and for some weapons against some armour types it's actually better to do the horizontal (e.g. bully club I/II heavies vs unyielding)

[spare dome]

Or staged reloads being a big thing you should be taking advantage of.

[ripe quest]

It's always so funny teaching newer players about the Plasma reload stuff

It's always just like "wtf this is insane"

[spare dome]

Right? Or Bolter, but less dramatically.

[obtuse stirrup]

I mean being able to speed run reloads is kinda bullshit lol

But yeah

[spare dome]

Some guys watched me clutch two nights ago and they were so curious as to how I was quickdrawing the Bolter on my Vet without using Volley Fire

And I was more than pleased to show it off

[obtuse stirrup]

When I touch my sword 3 times, I reload 20% faster

[obtuse stirrup]

How, may I ask?

I'm not familiar with this tech

[spare dome]

Reload cancel into sprint cancel

Lemme find it h/o

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/18ymggy/everyone_can_quickdraw_the_bolter/

Takes practice tho. Sometimes you just end up starting the reload instead lol

But once you get the tempo down it's really just tapping your reload key twice and then a split second pressing sprint

https://youtu.be/dvqnixyv0Pk?si=GQxLoXicRgtRZkX1

Reload tech as well if you want it

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cpDwSNzIdo

[still quartz]

Fatshark definitely gonna remove that Bolter tech now

[nimble fiber]

watching blue eye samurai now for the first time, hopefully its peak

[placid fiber]

I actually got a lot of luck this rainbow run and managed to get all 5 master rounds the 1st time I did the rooms... I had the clone so after beating high dragun and I suicided to go back to loop 1 so I could get even MORE loot. >:3

Now that I know I can do this, and that I can get multiple instances of the same master round... I want to see just how much hp I can get and how long I can keep this run going lol

[coarse dagger]

boobs is not for zealots

[coarse dagger]

true ....

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-birds-good-goodmorning-flowers-gif-27085269

[placid fiber]

Dough... I got a minigun on like... my first floor when I started this rainbow run... I now got it so it has +100 ammo and a higher fire rate... my Enter the Gungeon Hunter might now be an honorary ork... <.<'

[sterile stone]

Still waiting to get my hands on the arc shotgun

I just haven't been in the mood to play HD alot

[royal vortex]

i forgot about this

[ripe quest]

Arc Shotgun is a diff kinda weapon to the Arc Thrower. Super fun to use w/ the roamer loadout just for the CC on medium enemies but it has 3 AP instead of inf.

[placid fiber]

Also: the next time I am offered Casey I'm gonna grab the baseball bat and start unleashing the Emperor's Fury on these hapless enemies >:3

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-attorney-phoenix-wright-objection-capcom-gif-20965907

[sterile stone]

I feel like roaming is only viable if you are aware of your enviorment

And know how to handle situations

[north sedge]

Alot has happened in the last hour or so

[coarse dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-neat3-gif-20745645

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/left4dead-left4dead2-ellis-ellis-l4d2-l4d-gif-26791637

[placid fiber]

Okay, fine, you caught me... What casey really does is it fires a very short range invisible projectile, that makes it look like it is a baseball bat... it also can reflect projectiles back at enemies <.<

[ripe quest]

The faction countered by kiting when I kite them

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/i-feel-the-cosmos-katamari-damacy-gif-20671095

[coarse dagger]

How do I get my friends to stop hating me for hating on ABBA and Hozier? I trust fellow zealots to be sane about the answer

[sterile stone]

People not believing me when I say you can counter BTs by just running around a decently sized rock

In a circle

[placid fiber]

Some items actually can make Casey's projectile visible, from what I've read on it... also it does 100 base damage per swing and it can hit multiple enemies at once or even launch enemies into other enemies killing both <.<'

[delicate shadow]

just use thammer on the bile titans lmao

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/picopico256-visual-novel-dating-sim-cute-anime-girl-gif-23618393

[nimble fiber]

what
the
actual
fuck

[placid fiber]

I mean, for all intents and purposes, Casey is probably the closest thing in Enter the Gungeon to a Thunder Hammer... And that's not even including the 2 items Alpha Bullet(1st ammo in mag does 1.8x damage) and omega bullets(last shot in the mag does 2.0x damage)...

[nimble fiber]

does anyone have unsee juice?

I want to forget badly

[placid fiber]

God I wish lol

[placid fiber]

Do you know how much that would sell for? Same for something that makes you forget stuff as well...? They would probably be thousands to millions in usd each use...

[coarse dagger]

I told you boobs isn't for us

[nimble fiber]

the thing that scared me was who the boobs belonged to

[coarse dagger]

let me look this up real quick

[nimble fiber]

dont

[maiden path]

zealot chat do not look up boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvRMNlUN06M

[nimble fiber]

also, u still have to give gunther a try

[coarse dagger]

nice

[nimble fiber]

wouldn't really call that nice but ay whatever floats your boat

[coarse dagger]

I'm gonna draw men's boobs out of spite now that you linked Metallica 😡

[coarse dagger]

69

[placid fiber]

Not until I get Alpha Bullet, Omega Bullets, Casey(I had an eyepastch so I got that upgrade for casey), and hopefully as many as 3-10 instances of each master round. :/

[coarse dagger]

I don't find real people attractive

[maiden path]

metallica is fucking badass

i love metallica

[nimble fiber]

but
gunther

[coarse dagger]

I'm their #1 hater

[maiden path]

gota make sure i dont fit in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXLQDZjpp0U

this is my favorite metallica song

also da guy that does these actually makes them 10x better

[nimble fiber]

if u play rainbow mode
just get gunther, every bullet upgrade u can get and clone

trust me

[coarse dagger]

They sued their fans and their music is quiet. If I could bring their retirement I would

[nimble fiber]

once u go gunther
u can never go back

[maiden path]

wah wah wah

[placid fiber]

Woot, I made it to the altar to the abby this time without getting hit... That was the only room I missed on my 1st time doing all the way to high dragun before suiciding

[coarse dagger]

No I just hate them. I'm definitely not alone in it

[maiden path]

once u let go of stupid shit u like da wsorld 10x..........

everythign u thought was cool as a kid is cool

[coarse dagger]

Man I'm on a rampage today. First Hozier and ABBA, now reminded of Metallica

[maiden path]

avenged sevenfold fucks..............

[frozen glen]

metallica gotta be the most generic heavy metal ever

[maiden path]

Im cringe, and thats based. I'll never be based and thats not cringe.

[maiden path]

thrash

[left iron]

[maiden path]

its thrash metal not heavy

[coarse dagger]

No I find just about everything I've listened to as a kid to be mostly unsubstantial

[maiden path]

u lack childlike whimsy

[coarse dagger]

I used to think I hated music until I was older 😭 then I discovered Eluveitie

[placid fiber]

I really like that the black hole gun also pulls the like likes that are already getting ready to try to eat you... x.x

[maiden path]

next ur gonna tell me conan the barbarian is lame

[coarse dagger]

Eluveitie was my gateway into folk, Wolfmother into stoner

[maiden path]

ah hell nah stoner rock fan

[coarse dagger]

He's simply okay

HE'LL YEAH

https://youtu.be/Az2Ge6-sObY?si=yssLRkuwVDaIGZ-Y

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[frozen glen]

https://tenor.com/view/grand-theft-auto5-grand-theft-auto-v-gta5-gta-v-ragdoll-gif-26485892

[nimble fiber]

beans

[coarse dagger]

also Zeal and Ardor, avant garde black metal 🫶

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbG0FV9vk9U

saint anger fucking sucked

but frantic fucks

[coarse dagger]

Kvelertak with the black 'n roll

[placid fiber]

1 more thing: idk if I even have that unlocked... I think I do, but, I haven't seen it yet this run despite already being on the 2nd floor on my 2nd time going down

[maiden path]

wheres that image

where its like

'what genre is this'

[nimble fiber]

thats normal
the description literally says
,,jealous gun"

[maiden path]

and its normal people = 'turn this shit off'

[coarse dagger]

Makes me wanna listen to some psychedelic doom metal soon

[maiden path]

thrash metal is the only real form of metal

[nimble fiber]

wich is why I never really play enter the gungeon again, unless I have gunther (my beloved)

[maiden path]

unless its blue oyster cult

[coarse dagger]

Metal is music for idiots anyway, according to The Hell 🤘

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlfS-oakUxM

UNLESS ITS DIAMONDHEAD

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[placid fiber]

I mean I would think about seeing how Gunther does... but I have a soon to be servere addiction to Casey that I am going to end up massively fueling <.<'

[coarse dagger]

Smart people seem miserable

[maiden path]

THATS WHY I HAVE A LOBOTOMY

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

DIAMONDHEAD IS THE COOLEST

[nimble fiber]

replace casey with gunther
(trust me)

[placid fiber]

No

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/metallica-meme-really-rocks-metallica-really-rocks-gif-21197356

[placid fiber]

I like the baseball bat

[nimble fiber]

I was once in your shoes
until I met gunther

[placid fiber]

and it shoots nails rn as well

[maiden path]

i cant get into rougelites

[coarse dagger]

https://youtu.be/YjO5PuXJO48?si=mwSAbMS0jn7eQjrf

[maiden path]

or rouguelikes

dont know what it is

[nimble fiber]

same

[maiden path]

i am not listening to stoner rock

[coarse dagger]

Listen to the psychedelic doom metal

[maiden path]

your gonna have to strap me into the fucking clockwork orange machine to make me listen to it

https://tenor.com/view/spec-savers-drop-scared-gif-16121297

[coarse dagger]

These guys make stories about serial killers

[placid fiber]

I'll fucking replace Casey with Gunther as soon as I completely and permanently stop doing rainbow runs for fun(aka probably never)

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJ34bQduU_I

[nimble fiber]

this is not the way

[placid fiber]

I don't care

[nimble fiber]

u do u

[placid fiber]

My way is: Fun for me, and screw metas

Welp, time to probably almost get the 2nd master round again but somehow I ended up getting tagged by something I didn't see <.<

Before heading to the abby

[coarse dagger]

these guys are fun

[maiden path]

you dont have to tell me that

graaaah

diamondhead fucks!!!!!!!!

[coarse dagger]

I do because you listen to Metallica

[placid fiber]

I will, however, change my casey to slot 4 so I have the upgraded minigun as my back-up to my black hole gun... x.x

[maiden path]

i listen to real rock

u listent o STONER rock

i am ABOVE YOU

[coarse dagger]

rolling up to the function in my breaking down car with gutrot beer listening to Master of Puppets: can I see the kids yet

[maiden path]

I LOOK DOWN ON YOU

[placid fiber]

Nvm, I absolutely melted the anaconda boss lol

[maiden path]

divorced fathers know what music fucks and what music doesnt

what else do they do with there freetime

listen to music all day

i be on my big ivory pedastool going 'hmmm throw them down a blue oyster cult cd'

[coarse dagger]

You look down from your mountain of squalor as a sickly fiend longing for my vigor, and the vivacity of my fervor and passions

[placid fiber]

Question: What the fuck does this mean? x.x

[maiden path]

im a chinese emperor to u farmers fr

[placid fiber]

OH is that hte cellar? (or is that below the elevator?)

[coarse dagger]

Well, we don't have Chinese emperors anymore
😉

[placid fiber]

for when I have the gnarled key?

[maiden path]

yes we do

me

:)

[placid fiber]

I still got 266 bullets to go on the key x.x

[nimble fiber]

jump down the elevator

thats the room

[placid fiber]

Also: why tf would I replace Casey if I can 1 shot the abby boss by smacking his councelor into him?

[coarse dagger]

You would wish upon yourself such an unobtainable and obsolete fate for it would make up for all you find lacking everywhere else here and yonder without true whimsy and dreams to guide and ponder

[maiden path]

wah wah wah

big words

metallica fucks

stoner rock SUCKS

[coarse dagger]

And you're a smart person you dare claim

[maiden path]

mods tie him up by his feet and swing him around like a pinananta

[left iron]

Counter point

Hes a zoomer

Case closed

[maiden path]

counter point im swag

[maiden path]

i wish i knew of all the dinosuars u old ass mfs would of met

[coarse dagger]

You can't use that word without understanding the significance of its downfall and return. Back to utero with you

https://youtu.be/VTgGTLys078?si=wtvXmMEXWE4BwmOS

[maiden path]

erm nirvana reference

[coarse dagger]

Hmm 'tis true

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgI2h35Pcc

[coarse dagger]

Thanks. Nirvana was alright, grunge needs to come back a little

[maiden path]

i am not giving u anything to be thanked for

[sharp zodiac]

I think today I should threaten the lives of children on videogames

[maiden path]

get in line pal

[sharp zodiac]

NUH UH

I have a senior membership

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/oppenheimer-cillian-murphy-cillian-murphy-peaky-blinders-gif-1787947313354313976

[sharp zodiac]

Been here since the 18's

HOO HA HOO

[drifting wolf]

do not think, just do

[coarse dagger]

Makes sense that you'd be unthankful for the true bounty of art that lay beyond the tired and worn, content in stagnation and the mediocrity easily fed to the mouths of the complacent and uninspired

I need to kill more things with my combat shitgun let me outta bed.....

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-is-down-the-hall-gif-16217874748283718723

[lavish portal]

Greetings. Crucis or Ironhelm thunderhammer? Is there a significant difference between them?

[sharp zodiac]

Do not Reddit me you halfway Grease licker

[drifting wolf]

take pride in your duty to harass and traumatize hundreds of children over video games

[spare talon]

crucis beeg damage
ironhelm better all rounder but still good damage

[coarse dagger]

If I wanted to traumatize children I'd reinstall Fortnite

Let me scare adults

[spare talon]

the crucis has the higher single target damage, but will immediately use the charged hit on the first thing it comes into contact with
ironhelm will cleave its charged hit through fodder until it hits something like an elite or boss, the thing you actually want to hit

[maiden path]

opk pal get off ur high horse

jarvis pull up the 6 year old cranking 90';s

[spare talon]

crucis has easier attack patterns and ironhelm has more complicated ones

[coarse dagger]

The high horse is bullying other adults?!

[spare talon]

you build them both the same way though

[coarse dagger]

I'd say that's honorable combat

[maiden path]

erm its a saying

but u wouldnt know that........

:eyeglases:

😎

[lavish portal]

omg, really. My thanks!

[coarse dagger]

Smart people when they can't read the sentence:

You really are a Metallica fan

[maiden path]

wah wah wah

[sharp zodiac]

I think we should all live in the woods and become my slaves

[spare talon]

oh no i dropped my phone! i hope it isnt cracked

the phone:

[coarse dagger]

I sense here rests one with much loss to tend wounds from

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/90s-fortnite-gif-20411714

[sterile stone]

I know some pubs can be outright dumb

But why

WHY DO YOU REVIVE SOMEONE COVERED IN FIRE

[coarse dagger]

looked tasty

[maiden path]

he will never crank 90's

[spare talon]

cooked reject
yummy 😋

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-26205596

[coarse dagger]

delicious and fresh

[sharp zodiac]

Holy shit fortcraft

Augh

[maiden path]

minenite

[left iron]

[spare talon]

man i remember when i actually was considered good at fortnite

then i realized pve games were just better

so i stopped playing it

[sharp zodiac]

He can no longer crank the 90s

boil him

[spare talon]

oh no i still can
its just the fact that thats the bare minimum now lol

[sharp zodiac]

you have been spared from the boiling

[spare talon]

thats like the equivilent of knowing how to block in darktide

[sharp zodiac]

For nwo

[maiden path]

proof?

such a big statement but no proof

[spare talon]

play 1 game and watch them rebuild the twin towers when you start a fight

[maiden path]

mods... this man cannot crank 90's...............

mods dont do anything funny with him

[median shoal]

Having the time of my life with this build

[maiden path]

just murder him!!!!!!!

[spare talon]

please please please take that next node in piety

[coarse dagger]

Fortnite was too easy but like... I was probably being such a dickhead mowing down children in there 😭 I uninstalled after a few matches with friends hoping it would get better but it didn't

[drifting wolf]

i was a god at roblox armored patrol, my skills came from using the most obnoxious and overpowered vehicle in the game and shooting off all the wheels on the tanks so they couldn't do anything

[maiden path]

is armored patrol that game

where u can get in a helicopter

and get fucking blown up

[drifting wolf]

yes

[maiden path]

and do circles down

that game fucks so hard

i be going 'IM GOING DOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN'

shit feels like vietnam

no one talks ingame though

[sharp zodiac]

Play a REEEAAAL game

[frozen glen]

like world of tanks

[maiden path]

i haet true crime videos

wheres its like

'and dis is the story of this man getting turned into a couch'

'but first'

[sharp zodiac]

I would rather kill 78 children then play world of tanks

[maiden path]

'a word from our sponsor'

[drifting wolf]

you get to kill 78 children in armored patrol

[sharp zodiac]

Go on

[frank night]

U play warthunder u fkn yeast

[maiden path]

i want it to be real adults

that will fucking scream when they go down

i be repairing my tank on the spot like its life or death

[drifting wolf]

the entire playerbase is probably children and a few adults obsessed with military vehicles and curbstomping the children

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-vietnam-helicopter-vietnam-war-gif-24690485

me trying to get back to point A to defend it from 30 children in tanks

[sharp zodiac]

Time to become William Afton

Minus the suit stuffing

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7nRTF2SowQ

this is what that game is like dude

[bitter anvil]

Are ya talking about Roblox armored patrol?

[maiden path]

yes

[drifting wolf]

shooting the cockpit of a helicopter and watching it crash is cathartic

[bitter anvil]

Roblox kinda mid and I play for pass time when im very bored to play any games

I use for social hangout game

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czliJLsUYNI

THIS

THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN U GOT LIKE 4 HELICOPTERS ABOVE A SINGLE POINT

[sterile stone]

Lies

[sharp zodiac]

Peter griffin main probably

[drifting wolf]

roblox is good for hanging out with friends and genociding the server with them like a professionally coordinated hyper-lethal strike team

[coarse dagger]

The most my friends will hang out in is Minecraft or WoW

[median shoal]

Which node, and what should I drop?

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[drowsy steppe]

oh I love this game

[median steeple]

put the baby in the oven ass decision

[spare talon]

ik it changes up a lot of what youve got, but this is what i am running currently with my dclaw build

this is the mandatory node for piety

this allows you to keep up crits at all times, without the need for an enemy to die, so it cant fall off unless youre literally not fighting even a single enemy

allowing you to even spam cdr against a boss without any other enemies around

due to scourge giving a 30% chance and piety being at least 15% more

the main thing thats getting you in terms of points is how often you need to walk around the tree

and the reason is due to your combination of major nodes like grenade and ult

idk how youre using shroud and all that so this suggest may completely break your entire build, but id suggest going with chastise instead

youd be surprised how big of a difference the attack speed buff makes for the dclaw

plus it also gives a forced crit like shroudfield so youre not missing anything on kickstarting scourge

plus with its ranged armor downgrade, its never not a bad option, especially with your uptime with it

on top of that toughness wont be an issue since it gives half of your toughness back instantly

this pathing also gives you holy rev which is always nice too

and you have 3 talent points for whatever else, like an extra charge, +10% to piety, whatever

[placid fiber]

Welp... I wasn't offered the Clone, again... but: I managed to get all 5 master rounds both times I went through each floor. >:3

[spare dome]

Peeps keep saying this but it's been in since launch so idk

[placid fiber]

That was a rainbow run, just in case you were wondering <.<

[spare dome]

Also I hate Clone. I am usually so exhausted by the time I reach the end of a run, death or no death, that the thought of immediately having to start it over, even with a boost, is so tiresome.

EtG is so good.

[placid fiber]

Well since I managed to get all 5 master rounds on the 2 times through the floors I got that run... I'm gonna go learn the gungeon theme song lyrics >.>

Woo beat the hunter's past as well, again. :3

[inner vigil]

I once tried EtG, but I was so trash at it because its too "dont get hit lol" for me to like it.

Basically, the fact healing is very scarce made me ragequit after the first few attempts...

its not like some other roguelikes (primarily Risk of Rain 2), where even if I am trash at the whole "dont get hit" thing, I can still potentially win by just getting healing relatively easily...

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-WRihrquec

[ember yew]

https://youtu.be/P9yK5E1iw4o

[sterile stone]

What kinda dolphin is that?

[spare talon]

thats a falcon actually

[sterile stone]

Oh word

[spare talon]

https://new.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1bla6hh/i_can_add_1_more_thing_should_i_wait_for_surgical/

PLEASE
SOMEONE STAB ME

THESE COMMENTS

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-resident-evil-re4-dies-dies-from-cringe-gif-26283396

"dont put surgical on there, swap sprint instead since gloryhunter isnt bad"
"surgical is only really for deadshot, youd want crucian for zealot"

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

[ripe quest]

Swap Hand-Cannon to Surgical

[spare talon]

TRUE

then swap glory hunter to handcannon

perfect gun

insane crafting workaround!!

[stone fern]

"reddit opnions"

[drifting wolf]

tannercore

[tropic terrace]

what do

[stone fern]

why the hell do you get so much curruption if you get downed in a trapper net

this shit feels like adding insult to insult to injury

[north sedge]

rope burn

[austere grail]

Physical manifestation of the humiliation

[coarse dagger]

have any of you ever eaten the shell of a shrimp on accident

[lusty oar]

sometimes i do it on purpose for the extra texture

[stone fern]

no but i sometimes fry it a bit in the oil/butter before using it to give it extra flavor

[coarse dagger]

and neither of you had bad consequences from it

[stone fern]

oh no i dont eat the shells

i just fry them in the oil then take them out

[sterile stone]

https://tenor.com/view/bwah-scared-shocked-surprised-king-of-the-hill-gif-5547828

[tropic pelican]

I eat the shell when I'm lazy

I cannot peel them, I am a duck you see

[coarse dagger]

I could peel you .....

🫦

[spare talon]

tab into this chat
this is the first thing i see
tab out of this chat

[coarse dagger]

baby come back

[median steeple]

Night lord spy detected

[coarse dagger]

Prove it

[tropic pelican]

Maybe you should a-peel-agise

[coarse dagger]

teehee

are you saying I should make an ap-peel for my transgression

[sharp zodiac]

The jinkler's brother

The whiteler

[coarse dagger]

where's the stinkler

[sharp zodiac]

In New York

Sleeping with the fishes

And uncle Keaton

[coarse dagger]

that's what he's sleeping alongside

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[polar nexus]

The small fried one yes.

It's not by accident

[coarse dagger]

okay so it's safe to eat in tiny butts

buts

bitd

come the fuck on!!!

bits!!!

[coarse dagger]

i need it

what the krill

[sterile stone]

What in tarnation

[coarse dagger]

one in a krillion

[tropic pelican]

It's actually quite shrimple

[coarse dagger]

shrimply delightful

[polar nexus]

Rampage 4 and unarmored to flak

[sterile stone]

Imagine grabbing a handful and just chewing on them like unpeeled sunflower seeds

[polar nexus]

Skrill issue

[coarse dagger]

ugghhh that sounds good

https://youtu.be/rY-FJvRqK0E?si=e54pGukAHArVCrSu

[hollow moat]

What ultimate are y'all preferring right now i'm really liking Invisibility because you can get good damage out of it And it has great utility I used to exclusively use fury of the faithful

[coarse dagger]

Fury bc I run in hit really hard fast not die run really fast

[placid fiber]

Welp... time to end up dying in the past as the Pilot, in Enter the Gungeon lol

[coarse dagger]

what if you don't die

[placid fiber]

Then I will have used all of my luck for the next 6 weeks <.<'

And... I would be okay with that outcome, tbh...

Damn, I got the boss to 1/3rd hp lol

That was really fun as well

[hollow moat]

Is savage sweep and rampage still the way to go on the eviscerator mk 2

[sharp zodiac]

This oughta be good

[nimble fiber]

[median steeple]

god my junior high french has failed me as I cant even read that

[nimble fiber]

its way past my bedtime

shogun is fire tho

[median steeple]

great show

[nimble fiber]

so far I like the spaniard

[maiden path]

ah hell nah U A FRENCH!?!?!?

https://tenor.com/view/creedarno-assassins-creed-crowd-gif-12565478

did u knoqw him

[sharp zodiac]

My uncle

[nimble fiber]

wait it only has 5 episodes ? noooo
are there new ones coming?

[sterile stone]

What language is that

Looks Non-American

[obsidian prairie]

French

[sharp zodiac]

Your mother's

[sterile stone]

I'm disgusted

[sharp zodiac]

If there were more hijack missions I'd unironically shoot myself these missions suck ass on SP

[sterile stone]

The hell is SP?

More French shenanigans?

[median steeple]

yes every tuesday

[spare talon]

average zealot

[median steeple]

so me fr

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nN-Yrt1EU

i am tired of people with mustaches not looking like this

[sterile stone]

I legit thought Garfunkel was a word I made up in a half lucid haze

That's wild to see it's someone's name

[maiden path]

if you have a mustache and dont look like this u should get it ripped off

[stone fern]

this guy was such a dick

[maiden path]

he was the least dick out of all of the homunculi

favorite character fr............

[stone fern]

hes literally an analogy for an austrian painter

[maiden path]

in the 2003 one

dat one lame...........

[delicate shadow]

big weeb energy

[sterile stone]

He looks like a mix between him

And Omniman

[maiden path]

hitler does not use 4 fucking swords

[stone fern]

NUH UHHH

[maiden path]

hitler cannot slice the treads off a tank

therefore

bradley wins

[stone fern]

Do you really want to power up hitler?

[maiden path]

power scale hitler

pull up the stats

[stone fern]

at least one combat stim's worth of power

bro was a real zealot main the way he was stacking stims

[maiden path]

bradley got lik 3000 stims of power at all times

[stone fern]

rip austrian painter he would have loved darktide

[nimble fiber]

yessir, I desperately need more good things to watch, all my current shows are about to end and its pure suffering

[median steeple]

have you've been watching invincible

[nimble fiber]

shit how do u do the spoiler thing again

where u cover certain parts

[royal vortex]

|| on both sides

[median steeple]

|| and nother one of those things

[stone fern]

|||||

[nimble fiber]

only to the part where ||the son meets his dad again and finds out that he has another brother||

Im really bad with names

[median steeple]

yeah they just started part 2 of season 2

so ep come out every thursday

[nimble fiber]

oh hell yeah, definitely gotta catch up on that aswell

[frozen glen]

|| clappin ant cheeks clappin ant cheeks ||

[median steeple]

ok but

hear me out

[nimble fiber]

||red smells like 4 pieces of bread that fight against a bear that can dance tango while rapping about shrek jesus||

[frozen glen]

ready for thanksgiving

[stone fern]

season your cat jeez

[nimble fiber]

ok I should really go 2 sleep, but shogun has got me hooked so uh

[sterile stone]

Mans look like a uncooked chicken

[maiden path]

stop bullying the fat cat

[burnt bobcat]

okay so what is the way to play zealot

uh

interesting gif

[maiden path]

?

[burnt bobcat]

i hear blades are cool, then benediction and i love me some chorus, then blazing piety?

and then what gear is the way

i want to be super utility lol

this tree + evisc & flamer? dont be shy to make massive changes to the build lol

[nimble fiber]

I can definitely recommend the crusher

[sterile stone]

Bruh what gives with the servers

Why are they so dog shit

Like this is the worst I've seen them since the beta

[polar nexus]

You can run that build. The problem is that the flamer is way better to deal with armored elites and crushers especially when you are using fury of the faithful

[nimble fiber]

they also been lagging hard 4 u?

Like I dodged shit, but still got hit so many fucken times its unbelievable

[sterile stone]

I've been disconnected like 2-4 times per match

I've never had it happen this much

[nimble fiber]

like ryan before?

that shit is wild

come watch shogun my friend, it got me hooked fr fr

[placid fiber]

Oh boy, for some reason I feel like leveling up my 2nd psyker some more... I had gotten him to level 12 before I got distracted by other stuff <.<

[sterile stone]

It's weird man

[sharp zodiac]

Steel path

[sterile stone]

Disconnected right at the end of a auric

Pain

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248972334327791616/1220953828841619578/rage.mp4?ex=6610d0dd&is=65fe5bdd&hm=24c78ef7a6442513562f6e34e8a9ebbf3ca4067c779c4a1fb8bde4cb4b231f9a&

[placid fiber]

Okay... taking a surge staff on a leveling psyker was definitely a mistake lol

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/alert-robert-e-fuller-shocked-whats-that-stoat-gif-24801489

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-one-shot-gif-14574844360591873989

[polar nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-mutant-warhammer-40k-darktide-mutant-gif-1118053842768353546

[sterile stone]

Looks like the inside of a banana

[placid fiber]

Hm well at least t2 uncanny strike definitely does something... when I have all 5 stacks I do ~700 damage to maulerss on headshots... whereas if I did a body shot with all 5 stacks it only does 300 damage :/

[maiden path]

warframe fans

actiate

activate

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LEheSUTGE

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/it-is-futile-futile-cat-kitty-kitten-gif-9977479459701079296

[jaunty nexus]

Best blessings for eviscerator?

[spare talon]

woah warframe reference

[fleet zealot]

Rampage

[jaunty nexus]

What abt the other one? Sorry idrk shit abt what to run on them

[fleet zealot]

Mk2 savage sweep, mk15 wrath or shred

Sweep and wrath are pretty much interchangeable and shred can go on mk2 as well

Mk15 can also go bloodthirsty rampage if you are into that

Hamburgler

[spare talon]

Ghost ping

[jaunty nexus]

Thanks man appreciate it

[dusky mountain]

this mask should not be 1400 or is it just me?

[polar nexus]

chains are expensive

[placid fiber]

Ow... I took so much damage, imo...

😭

That was only normal intensity on enclavum baross on damnation

I tried changing a toughness node for duellist, but, I was feeling the lower toughness a bunch that entire run :/

[drowsy steppe]

They're aight for the price of the cosmetic

[placid fiber]

Sure my damage did good, but, a little more overall damage doesn't mean much if you are getting killed for a 5-10% overall increase(through the course of the entire run) x.x

Still... I only had my death defy activate once, and I didn't go down that run. :/

[placid fiber]

Especially not when I am not really even killing the higher value targets much faster... it's generally the trash I am killing a little bit faster. :/

Don't get me wrong... I could feel duellist doing work in that run, but, I prefer the little bit of extra safety on my marty build, more than the bit of damage increase duellist gave me. x.x

[zealous basin]

hunt showdfowm

[placid fiber]

is a game that has a decent/major pvp aspect to it x.x

[zealous basin]

hunt showdown in 2024...

headshot trades are so goonie

its just like alright wp my man

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-good-morning-shadowheart-princess-bg3-good-morning-gif-16446018237564607125

[zinc talon]

GOT ME NEW EAD FOTOHS IN FRUM TH REMEM-

RMMUM

DAT LADYMAM WOT TAKES TH FOTOS

FEELIN KYUUT MYT DELEET

[ivory marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/baldur's-gate-3-gale-bg3-baldurs-gate-3-gif-2401196184417947677

[ivory marlin]

Looking very nice today okri

[rocky marsh]

@hushed knoll

[drowsy steppe]

Gayle of wa'ahdeep

[ivory marlin]

Stan on insta?

[zinc talon]

FANKYE SAH

[ivory marlin]

Gale is better then shart imo

[rocky marsh]

this is not stan, just reminded me of him xD

[ivory marlin]

I know lol

Stan do be typoing

[ivory marlin]

Have you seen my ogryn?

[rocky marsh]

stan typos look like those alien/prophecy language in games

[ivory marlin]

Grom the handsome

Bruh idk how stan messes up like he does

[zealous basin]

i would literally die for big boobs

i want to wafflestomp him so bad..

[drowsy steppe]

No

Objectively incorrect

[ivory marlin]

Gale isn’t dead in my playthrough

Which i havent beat yet

[delicate shadow]

The best character, objectively speaking, is abdirak

Bro is a gigachad

[lone pilot]

What's the zelly meta ?

Also what's the easiest way to collect 75 crit kills on stunned enemies?
I've been doing tactical axe + wasting grenades

For like 40 runs

[delicate shadow]

Tactical axe is not ideal

[polar nexus]

Cavalcade auto pistol + stun grenade

[delicate shadow]

Meta is most anything except uhhh tactical axe and achlys caxe

[polar nexus]

Tactical axe is fine. It's just not as competitive as other choices

You just have to remember to do push attack and spam heavies

[sterile stone]

Look at that

Murder gimp

[inner cargo]

That sounds funny out of context

[dusky mountain]

the item description is very deceiving thought it changes your voice :(

[delicate shadow]

Yea it’s workable just not meta™️

[zealous basin]

i love big boobs...

[sterile stone]

Isn't that the same mask we've had before

Just minus the goggles that the doc wears

[placid fiber]

Apparently I was starving, but, I was so busy gaming that I didn't actually realize it x.x

I made myself some beef ramen and I am already feeling way better :3

[zealous basin]

https://s7.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-7-0d75cddf55.gif

[placid fiber]

Being as hungry as I was definitely explains some of the feelings I was getting while gaming... I'm just stubborn x.x

Actually... it makes sense that I was so hungry... I've been awake for like... over 12 hours and I hadn't eaten that entire time x.x

[zealous basin]

let me introduce u to the concept of BREAKFAST

[placid fiber]

12 hours ago was 2 in the afternoon :/

[zealous basin]

u can have breakfast at ANY HOUR

[placid fiber]

I know

I'm eating my breakfast right now

which is beef ramen :3

[zealous basin]

avocado toast gang

its cheap af if u make it urself

[placid fiber]

I've been craving this both today and the day before yesterday x.x

[lone pilot]

ye tactical

hard on damn

made it like damn +1

[placid fiber]

I'm just a bit lazy... and I don't want to dirty up dishes >.>

[zealous basin]

i miss taxe

[zealous basin]

paper plates are ur friend

trust

[lone pilot]

That said - heavy is wide sweep on tactical axe
And it's REALLY fast to spam. Got used to it.

[zealous basin]

idk what ur grocery stores are like but i got trader joes and they got a nice resealable packet of premashed avocado with some spices and garlic its like $5 and lasts me a week

so easy to just throw some bread and the toaster and shmear that on

[placid fiber]

Heh, I was pretty busy yesterday with gungeon. :3

[lone pilot]

as opposed to Thammer heavy, where you have to dodge back when spamming heavy and find a good rhythm

[zealous basin]

i like some chilly oil

extremely goated breakfast

makes me game stronger....

[placid fiber]

for ramen that you have to cook in a pan...?

[zealous basin]

no i meant for avocado toast

but i mean fuck yeah put ramen on a paper plate idgaf

[fair igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

[zealous basin]

be a chad

[placid fiber]

Eh, I was craving the ramen

[zealous basin]

just reduce the broth into a pan sauce

[zealous basin]

BIG BOOBS

BIG BOOBS

[placid fiber]

so I made 3 packages this time

[zealous basin]

BIG BOOBSBIG BOOBSBIG BOOBSBIG BOOBSBIG BOOBS

https://tenor.com/view/unicouniuni-uni-uni-cat-big-boobs-boobs-gif-27150187

i would literally kill and die for big boobs

i would be tortured for big boobs

i will sacrifice myself to sustain the boobs

[placid fiber]

I've been listening to the theme song to enter the gungeon on repeat from 48 seconds in to ~4 minutes and 14 seconds in and I have been loving it. It's the theme that plays when you beat a boss or a run :3

I'm also trying to learn the lyrics for the song as well

[zealous basin]

ive been listening to the hunt showdown headshot sound on repeat and i have been loving it. its the sound that plays when you headshot someone :3

[placid fiber]

It is a bit difficult to sing them, since it is a bit different than the type of music I normally listen to

[drowsy steppe]

🤠

[placid fiber]

I love the 1st verse of the song quite a lot.

By Beholster eye, Dragun tooth,
Gungeon wind do whisper one truth,
body the floor, bullet through roof
ammo willin', PastKillin' gun shall shoot

Non stop hammercock
violent mannered shots land a lot
keep cannon hot, can it not cease,
granted rot peace rest handed,
got beast, best last man standin
gun speak, fleece boss head handed

[zealous basin]

my favorite one goes

space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd
space jam dvd

[drifting wolf]

come on and slam welcome to the jam

[zealous basin]

stfu

thats not part of it

[drifting wolf]

no

[placid fiber]

Welp, time to go play Gungeon runs until I beat the Pilot's past lol

[zealous basin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWPJ25JSTH4

[drifting wolf]

that is part of it you're just crazy

[placid fiber]

Meh... I'm not, generally, a fan of lyrics where instead of making a whole set of them they repeat a lot of the lines for the verses :/

It just feels... somewhat disingenuous

[zealous basin]

SPACE JAM DVD
SPACE JAM DVD
SPACE JAM DVD
SPACE JAM DVD

[drifting wolf]

this is lyrical art

this is superior to what the average person would deem a masterpiece

[placid fiber]

I could pull up the chorus for almost any song of Aviator's and all(or most in some rare cases) of the lines are unique

[drifting wolf]

beethoven was a fraud

[zealous basin]

stfu

beethoven was insanely goated

mozart was a fraud

[drifting wolf]

beethoven a hack and so is mozart

[zealous basin]

mozart makes shitty piddly weiner music for shitty piddly weiners

beethoven was literally the first rockstar

he invented heavy metal

[drifting wolf]

real music enthusiasts listen to twist by korn, objectively one of the best songs ever, period.

[placid fiber]

I'm also not a fan even when Aviators does it... and he's my absolute all time favorite musician

[zealous basin]

he was the first person to break classical/baroque harmony

and no one ever managed to reassemble a standardized CorrectTM formula ever again

beethoven was LITERALLY the singular guy

[drifting wolf]

that's nuts but he's actually a fraud because i said so

[zealous basin]

who unleashed the concept of multivariable genres

upon the world

[placid fiber]

This is what I mean for when the lines aren't unique in a chorus(for what I don't like)

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-exploding-exploding-hog-funny-idiot-gif-13702011850125732811

[zealous basin]

the only value of lyrics is in their subjective interpretation and repetition can sell a certain concept

if you're looking for unique word count read a book 😤

[placid fiber]

I get you repeat the chorus

[zinc talon]

I have not, I don't think

PHOTO ALBUM TIME

[placid fiber]

but the same exact line you had a bit before in the chorus? Did you have no creativity to make up unique lines each time?

[ivory marlin]

Oh shoot lemmie see if i got photos

[zealous basin]

okay but

the real guy

stravinsky

i wonder who the most important composer of the last century was

was it stravinsky?

it might very well be

[placid fiber]

Almost all of the songs that I listen to, that Aviators made, have unique lines in both the chorus and in each verse rather than just repeating a lot of the same lines over and over(and I don't mean repeating the chorus, but, lines in the chorus/verse)

[zealous basin]

log in to hunt showdown

[placid fiber]

It's probably part of the reason I vibe so hard with his music

[ivory marlin]

I don’t own it silly flip

[zealous basin]

omg it was literally on sale for like 8 dollars just 2 days ago!!!!

fool.

[placid fiber]

And I was as broke then as I am now...

😭

[ivory marlin]

Im poor

I start my new job on monday tho

[zealous basin]

me too but even the brokest bitch can find $8

[ivory marlin]

Youd be surprised

[zinc talon]

I mean I'm not gay, but

[zealous basin]

no i wouldnt

[zinc talon]

$20 is $20

[ivory marlin]

Im like broke broke

[zealous basin]

i walked around scrounging up $30 in quarters for like 6 hours

to afford destiny 2 forsaken

[ivory marlin]

If someone offered me 20$ for something id probably do it

[placid fiber]

I would rather spend it on more bottled water or something else we need x.x

[zealous basin]

if ur willpower is there u can DO IT

[ivory marlin]

Thats food money

[zealous basin]

why the fuck would u need bottled water

buy a brita filter freak

bottled water is possibly the biggest waste of money ever

[ivory marlin]

Or just live in an area with clean tap

[zealous basin]

i mean yeah i just drink my water straight from the tap its good

but i had to presuppose the argument yknow

[placid fiber]

Well yeah... if I wanted to spend the money for it I would have... but I didn't want to

[zealous basin]

weak

damn why my potatoes taste cheesy

they aint have any cheese on them i just fried them a lot

[placid fiber]

It's weak to not want to spend money on something you don't want? I'm glad that I am weak, then. :3

[zealous basin]

[ivory marlin]

Flip if it was so cheap why didn’t you buy it for me hm?

[zealous basin]

idk if u asked me to when it was on sale i would have

dingus

[ivory marlin]

(Joke)

[ivory marlin]

[placid fiber]

All you're doing it selling me on wanting to stay "weak" as it was being stated. :3

[zealous basin]

i love potatoes

[placid fiber]

Want an orange? :3 @zealous basin

[zealous basin]

no im eating potatoes

🍊

[ivory marlin]

How are they cooked?

[placid fiber]

How about a Yari Launcher(which is a full auto rocket launcher, more or less) >.>'

[zealous basin]

i took my left over waffle fries and air fried them with bonus spices

[ivory marlin]

Yummy

[placid fiber]

I can unlock an entire clip in less than 2 seconds at the base fire rate, on the yari launcher... and the mag holds 20 rockets...

I think it takes less than 1.5 seconds, actually...

This is what I mean

If you fucking had that gun, in Darktide, you could kill probably 2 chaos spawns in 1 mag(In Enter the Gungeon it ignores the dps cap against bosses, as well) <.<

[placid fiber]

Despite being very ammo inefficient... I do love melting bosses in 3-4 mags :3

[zealous basin]

guys im ngl

i just had a gamer moment in hunt

i won but i said some shit

i aint say no slurs but i said some shit

[drowsy steppe]

the dawg come out

[zealous basin]

okay tell me this wouldn't tilt you

[drowsy steppe]

I mean, thats a voice comm report/mute moment right there

[zealous basin]

well yeah

i said Gamer moment

but also 0 fucks about vpning weirdos in 2024

you know what you're doing at that point

[placid fiber]

Hey, Flip, is it just me or does my game's fps seem to be randomly tanking?

I have an item that severely slow down time whenever I stop moving, btw, in case you don't know what's happening