#zealot-class

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sharp zodiac
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I get them confused like with Harry and Terry

zealous basin
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literally says it right there

sharp zodiac
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Is there a baby out there named Harold, because that would be funny

spiral anvil
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Relatable

drowsy steppe
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Man I wonder what things to look forward to when I play Darktide. Oh wait

fading vale
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you weren't in the trenches ok

sharp zodiac
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Came out of the womb and already filing taxes

coarse birch
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i did miss the super early days

spiral anvil
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The P in darktide stands for patchie

coarse birch
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ive only been here like a year

zealous basin
coarse birch
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and i wasnt actually active that long

sharp zodiac
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I wanna practice something again but I said I'd only do it for 30-1h

drowsy steppe
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You didn't miss much tbh

zealous basin
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wtf

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the early days were sick

fading vale
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it says you joined in June but I only remember you showing up since like, patch 13ish times

formal umbra
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The mods here don't get enough credit for making a 40k server that is tolerable to be in.

zealous basin
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wtf

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its not the mods

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its us

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enforcing the vibe

sharp zodiac
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I can express my truest self

coarse birch
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no you cant

drowsy steppe
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No flip you're the resident drunk

sharp zodiac
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Watch

coarse birch
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youd get banned

sharp zodiac
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Aw

drowsy steppe
zealous basin
fading vale
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man I got really annoyed when that dude kept yelling hate speech and shit job at the mods

sharp zodiac
drowsy steppe
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How can you remember most of it

zealous basin
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based

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my memory is huge bro

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it comes back to me in waves

drowsy steppe
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🧢

sharp zodiac
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The bath waves

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I wonder if Belle is still selling that bathwater

coarse birch
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probably

sharp zodiac
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Wonder how much it costs

coarse birch
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although she has so much money at this point she doesnt need to

zealous basin
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i got headshot through a broken wagon a fence 3 trees and a dirt mound today 😔

sharp zodiac
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30 dollars

drowsy steppe
zealous basin
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the vac ban on [][][][][][][][][][][][][]'s account was probably just a coincidence

drowsy steppe
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I am currently speaking through filters

coarse birch
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tbf we would all be banned with stricter mods

zealous basin
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yeah and this channel would be a bunch of sissy loser shit

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wait a minute

fading vale
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@hushed knoll should quit teaching and sell bathwater

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
drowsy steppe
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Well at least they don't try to enforce on topic convos

fading vale
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I could see the mods being more strict if there were more players

drowsy steppe
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We leave that to the green leaves lmao

fading vale
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they were more strict when patch 13 came out and there were more new people

sharp zodiac
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Getting the anime girl bodypillows we're not a mistake

zealous basin
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also its not like the channel doesn't focus up when necessary and people ask good questions

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if people ask stupid shit ass questions im ignoring them and continuing to shitpost

south folio
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photoshop

fading vale
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but now it's literally just all the same people that have been here for ages

placid fiber
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holy shit the yari launcher melted the floor 1 boss duo xD

zealous basin
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but thats their fault for asking stupid shitass questions

coarse birch
placid fiber
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Probably due to the fact it ignores the boss dps cap

south folio
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photoshop

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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Not irl

coarse birch
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ah

sharp zodiac
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I wouldn't buy an irl bodypillow

zealous basin
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SUNBUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sharp zodiac
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unless it's texas

south folio
zealous basin
south folio
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1984

fading vale
zealous basin
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she has brain damage :))))))

south folio
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photoshop

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
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arco would you survive 1984

zealous basin
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why doesnt someone name stan

sharp zodiac
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He's patient 0

coarse birch
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its taboo

zealous basin
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why

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just do it

fading vale
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Stan won't rename himself

coarse birch
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it has happened

sharp zodiac
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Ark Ham

coarse birch
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but mostly we can type

zealous basin
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which is crazy given

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yknow

south folio
sharp zodiac
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Wait..

fading vale
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I think skelly changed his name and he changed it back soon after

sharp zodiac
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Arco...

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Ark..

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Ham..

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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Arko Ham..

fading vale
sharp zodiac
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ArkoHam aslume...

coarse birch
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hes a duck so tme

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wtf

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thanks stan

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hes a duck to me

fading vale
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ok stan

sharp zodiac
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Oh my god..

coarse birch
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luna

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please

south folio
coarse birch
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you can save yourself

sharp zodiac
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I'm trying

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But the brainrot is consuming

south folio
sharp zodiac
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I have two brainrots fighting for control of my brain

south folio
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you too

sharp zodiac
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Ltg but Latino

south folio
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both of you can go dance around a fairy ring or something

south folio
sharp zodiac
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I'm sorry nvm

coarse birch
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ill dance around your grave arco

south folio
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fucked up

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fucked up to think that i would die before you

coarse birch
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life expectancy of a duck is lower

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:)

sharp zodiac
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Oh my god just fucking kiss

south folio
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even if i were hypothetically a duck, i would take you down

coarse birch
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i could make you into a great dinner

south folio
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no.

sharp zodiac
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What in the fucking toxic yaoi

coarse birch
coarse birch
south folio
fading vale
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arco would you rather fight 100 ducks or 1 horse sized duck

coarse birch
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he loses either way

sharp zodiac
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He's gonna pick the horse

south folio
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100 ducks probably

sharp zodiac
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You son of a bitch

zealous basin
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how does the fight end

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like is it a fight to the death

south folio
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what are ducks gonna do to me

sharp zodiac
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I'm gonna drill your fucking toenails into the floor to engrave you

coarse birch
fading vale
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I mean I can't imagine he has more meat on his bones than josho

south folio
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i can just punt them and they're fragile anyways since they're built for flying

sharp zodiac
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Ok

coarse birch
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100 is a lot tbf

sharp zodiac
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Better question

coarse birch
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like if they can actually harm you it could get bad

fading vale
sharp zodiac
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Would you rather fight 100 5 year olds or 25 12 year olds

zealous basin
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im gonna be honest you're fucked in both of those scenarios

south folio
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prolly 5 year olds so that i can at least just outpace them

zealous basin
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well

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it depends

south folio
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and just kite them

zealous basin
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like how bloodthirsty are they

south folio
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whereas it'd be harder with the 12 year olds

coarse birch
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holy shit your such a nerd

zealous basin
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yeah i think ultimately the 5 year olds are going to be more doable

fading vale
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just kite them lmao

south folio
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just that ez

sharp zodiac
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Lead em to a bathroom and stand by the door and start kicking

coarse birch
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"yeah id kite them"

zealous basin
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because either way you're going to need an extremely clever way to win that fight

sharp zodiac
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They can't come in

zealous basin
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and 25 12 year olds are much more likely to figure out your plan

coarse birch
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one day im going to actually piss off arco and i will feel bad

south folio
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anyways, bring up some more dubious hypotheticals to put me into

zealous basin
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like what is the arena

south folio
zealous basin
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how big is it?

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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Hmm

zealous basin
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because i promise you i can outmarathon a bunch of 5 year olds

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until they all pass out and then i can systemically stomp on their heads

fading vale
coarse birch
south folio
coarse birch
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anything other thank slinky dog is the wrong choice

sharp zodiac
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Would you rather 1 per day fight a pissed off goose or once per year fight 12 snakes

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Venomous

zealous basin
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??????????

south folio
zealous basin
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the latter

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you wont even make it a year

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with the first one

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you might not even make it a week

south folio
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former cuz that's easy and a free meal

zealous basin
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at least antivenom exists they dont make anti goose pecking out ur eyeballs

south folio
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unless the goose has a gun or something

sharp zodiac
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Both take place in your bedroom

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Can't leave

zealous basin
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bro an angry goose

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will FUCK u up

coarse birch
fading vale
south folio
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alright definitely the goose

zealous basin
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oh okay 12 snakes in my bedroom is so fucking easy

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this bedroom already has a king snake

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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Ok new non

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What the fuck

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Anyways new non animal question

south folio
coarse birch
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what is that 😭

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you can also tell me

sharp zodiac
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Would you rather spend 500 dollars on overwatch 2 or make league of legends your entire personality

coarse birch
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if im being annoying

zealous basin
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league of legends already is my entire personality

coarse birch
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500 bucks on OW

south folio
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absolutely the former

coarse birch
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i can get 500 back

south folio
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what a sick, dastardly hypothetical

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my housemate, who plays LoL constantly, considers it the worst game

zealous basin
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yo check this out

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im just built diff idk

coarse birch
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i have actually never heard of a happy league player

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they all hate it

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and put 8k hours in

south folio
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based on this expert information, i have made the decision to pick the former

fading vale
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would you rather own a PS5 or an Xbox

south folio
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p much i mainly hear about people getting angry in it

coarse birch
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ps5

south folio
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ps5 for the controller

coarse birch
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as an FF fan thats free

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not even a choice

sharp zodiac
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The controller is the only thing saving it

fading vale
coarse birch
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ive got PC anyway

south folio
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your existence is wrong

sharp zodiac
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Hmm

fading vale
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the only correct choice is neither

south folio
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TRUE

coarse birch
south folio
coarse birch
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i literally just told myself i would back off

south folio
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it was directed to laz
other insults are saved for you

coarse birch
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and now you do this

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ah

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ok

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nvm

delicate shadow
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Just kiss already

sharp zodiac
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Would you lick the back of a homeless guy or drag your toes on pavement for 12 minutes

south folio
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no.

zealous basin
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MODS ARE HERE HIDE

coarse birch
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WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET ME TO KISS ARCO

fading vale
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Hi auqloofikakbd

coarse birch
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skele already said josho and i were married

south folio
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lick because dragging my toes on pavement is definitely going to strip some flesh

sharp zodiac
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Alright alright

fading vale
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Look if anyone is married its Josho Arco and Mankar

drowsy steppe
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Lick I suppose

zealous basin
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whos josho

delicate shadow
fading vale
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lol

south folio
coarse birch
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fr

zealous basin
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damn i love chili peppers

sharp zodiac
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I hope an Irish guy blows up your car

drowsy steppe
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Lmao Mort

delicate shadow
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Yeah they’re a good band

coarse birch
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wait did arco and i just agree on somethign not darktide related

sharp zodiac
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Lil green midget lepperchaun

south folio
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terrifying

coarse birch
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wrong timeline or something

zealous basin
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i got a pack of gardettos and its just fucking pretzels

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its like 98% pretzels

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this is fucking bullshit

sharp zodiac
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What is a gardetti

drowsy steppe
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Man I'm eepy

sharp zodiac
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O

zealous basin
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what are u!!!

coarse birch
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i too am eepy

fading vale
zealous basin
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im fucked

sharp zodiac
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I'm Man

delicate shadow
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Powerful

coarse birch
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there was one point where i saw man so many times normal batman made me do a double take

sharp zodiac
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Hnn

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Hnnerrhn

coarse birch
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joining that sub was the worst mistake of my life when i did it way back

sharp zodiac
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MAN MAN MAN JONK JONK JONK

coarse birch
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mods

sharp zodiac
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MAN WHO JONKS

zealous basin
coarse birch
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you know what to do

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i have seen things on that sub i literally cannot talk about

fading vale
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earlier in voice stan asked what the joker has to do with laughing

sharp zodiac
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Joker

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Heeheeh

coarse birch
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well i think he was confused about the gas

sharp zodiac
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Must be some sort of...Joker then

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AAAAAAA

coarse birch
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cause he didnt know joker had the laugh gas

sharp zodiac
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GEGEGEGEHEHE

fading vale
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I mean it just sounded more like he had no idea who the joker was

coarse birch
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thats possible

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and tragic

fading vale
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and the gas came after lol

sharp zodiac
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Why did stan not know who Joker was?

drowsy steppe
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I had to lick the steering wheel

coarse birch
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the dark knight is required watching

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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The suspense is killing me

drowsy steppe
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That was a stan reference I suddenly remembr

coarse birch
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it was 2 seconds

sharp zodiac
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TOO LONG

fading vale
coarse birch
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stans knowledge of people is uh

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something

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he can name every commercial ever

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and no people

fading vale
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I swear he has face blindness

coarse birch
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he has to

delicate shadow
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So he’s Jerma

coarse birch
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the megan fox thing really sold it to me

sharp zodiac
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I keep thinking your name is quinoa

fading vale
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what's funny about that

sharp zodiac
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Quola sounds like some shitty off brand cereal

fading vale
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is stan has renamed him to quinoa in the past

delicate shadow
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I am NOT a pseudo cereal

coarse birch
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quinoa always makes me think of the final fantasy character

sharp zodiac
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I remember that

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
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well their name isnt quinoa

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but close

sharp zodiac
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Good enough

fading vale
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Swedish cereal isn't real

sharp zodiac
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Man I need to get a job I think I'm going crazier

coarse birch
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cereal cant be swedish

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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What 3 job rejections does to a person

coarse birch
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job searching some ass

sharp zodiac
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WHERE

coarse birch
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that is not what i meant

sharp zodiac
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What did you mean then

coarse birch
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i meant it is ass

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not good

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unfun

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0/10

sharp zodiac
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Truue

coarse birch
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did you apply for anything else yet

sharp zodiac
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I did but they're not hiring till 2 weeks

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Some say they don't like my "creepy attitude"

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It's not even creepy

coarse birch
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what are you putting on your resume

sharp zodiac
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Just stuff I do with animals

inner cargo
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Good day residents of zealot chat. Planning to buy helldivers 2, does game spawn a lot of enemies?

coarse birch
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yeah

sharp zodiac
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The problem apparently is the interview

inner cargo
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Ok good

coarse birch
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ah ok

sharp zodiac
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They don't like it when I smile

coarse birch
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uh

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i see

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i mean i cant say ive interacted with you in person but that is odd

inner cargo
coarse birch
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you better not be setting me up for a joker joke

sharp zodiac
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Well now that you put it in my head

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If I did

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You'd brought it up

coarse birch
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i only brought it up because it is a very unusual thing to hear from interviewers

placid fiber
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God fucking damn it... I underestimated how tanky the abbey of the true gun's boss was... and I had to slowly tank non-jammed hits until I widdled him down from 1/3rd hp to dead...

sharp zodiac
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I think it's the fact I don't shift my tone

placid fiber
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I still at least have 1 full heart left x.x

sharp zodiac
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So I still have the solemn talk

coarse birch
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are you monotone

sharp zodiac
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Yes

coarse birch
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oh yeah thatll probably throw some people off

sharp zodiac
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Been trying to raise my voice and all but not to where is sound immature

coarse birch
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i dont think its the biggets deal

sharp zodiac
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I'm not very good at that

coarse birch
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unless your like help desk

placid fiber
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I can't belive I dodged all of his jammed attacks... especially since one constantly tracks you x.x

sharp zodiac
placid fiber
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Jammed attacks do 2x the damage, in case you don't know x.x

coarse birch
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yeah people will probably want you to be more energetic

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via your voice

sharp zodiac
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Booo

coarse birch
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cause you gotta talk to people (potentially idiots)

sharp zodiac
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Good point

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I think it's better I work with dogs

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Already named one that I saw

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Steve

coarse birch
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i will say given what i know of you customer service seems hard

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and i dont mean that in a mean way

placid fiber
coarse birch
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you just dont like people

sharp zodiac
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I fucking HATE people

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Animals are where it's at

coarse birch
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i like some people

sharp zodiac
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People are the weird crust bread you have to eat

coarse birch
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i can agree animals are generally better

sharp zodiac
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To get to the good part

coarse birch
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what is weird crust bread

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like

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normal crust

sharp zodiac
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Yes

placid fiber
coarse birch
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do you not like the crust of the bread

sharp zodiac
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Nuh uh

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Almost chocked and died once

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Twice

coarse birch
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did you get your crust cut off the sandwich when you had them as a kid

sharp zodiac
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Not used to

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But after that incident yzs

coarse birch
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how do you nearly choke to death on bread crust twice

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once i can see

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but twice

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how are you eating it

ripe quest
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Remember, chew your food.

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It'll save your life.

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
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did you chew it

sharp zodiac
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I didn't know how big the throat was

delicate shadow
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I choke on oxygen on the regular

coarse birch
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its yours

sharp zodiac
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Yes

coarse birch
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you know what nvm

ripe quest
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Of course the person who gets mad at red and black chokes on bread crust bro

sharp zodiac
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I'm gonna touch your eyeballs

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And sell them

coarse birch
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i forgot about that

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the colors thing i mean

sharp zodiac
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I got used to it

ripe quest
bitter anvil
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Is that Albania

sharp zodiac
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Looks like it

ripe quest
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I may be color blind but it kinda looks like the flag.

spare talon
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and there he is again
that guy who names all his characters (animal)clubber
i keep seeing him

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maybe i just play too much

ripe quest
sharp zodiac
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Probably

coarse birch
sharp zodiac
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He should club himself

bitter anvil
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Is that means he’s say something about animal aboose?

sharp zodiac
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I fucking hope not because if so unironically fuck that guy

bitter anvil
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Dm me the word

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I wanna know

visual stream
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Any autocannon lovers in chat rn

bitter anvil
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No

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I am Mg guy

visual stream
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It kills shrieker nests in ~10 shots ez

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I'm glad I get to act like the new enemy was never added in the first place

coarse birch
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Like his characters are just named (insert animal) clubber

spare talon
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like puppyclubber or sealclubber

coarse birch
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As likely an edgy joke or w/e

bitter anvil
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Oh

spare talon
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yeah

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i think on his zealot he used a crusher which was funny considering the name

bitter anvil
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You know sealclubbing is means high level killing low level constantly

sharp zodiac
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I heard that term from war thunder and thought it was that

bitter anvil
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It is

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Bring low tier tank medium good tank against low level tanks

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When you mastered the war thunder game

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You seal clubbing low level players

sharp zodiac
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Never experienced it, I skipped to 3.7 because I accidentally bought a french premium tank

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Well..

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Ok there was that one time on Stalingrad

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But that was it

bitter anvil
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I never touch scared battle ground

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I’m a assault arcade battle ground

sharp zodiac
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Fair enough

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I'm more rgb and simulation air

bitter anvil
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Pve suck in general

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I still in tier 3

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As German faction

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They quite good

sharp zodiac
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I'm tier 3 with French

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Not fun

bitter anvil
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I’ll never reach modern tanks

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Stuck in ww2 stuff

sharp zodiac
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Only made it to modern with planes

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It is

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And I can't express it enough

bitter anvil
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I wish we have naval assault battle ground

sharp zodiac
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Just lock on middle spam

sharp zodiac
placid fiber
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Wait... what? You can get another rainbow chest on the same floor?

bitter anvil
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Naval is fun for me

sharp zodiac
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I wanted to try it with the Japanese

bitter anvil
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Japanese is somewhat wack tank

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Aircraft nice

sharp zodiac
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Japanese tanks are very unforgiving

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Aircrafts are very strong

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Naval is exactly what you would expect of the Japanese navy

placid fiber
bitter anvil
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China: 🐱

sharp zodiac
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Tbh...ik nothing about their arsenal

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Same with Israel

bitter anvil
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China just copy same other faction

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Like just a cosmetic country

sharp zodiac
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Ah

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Only factions I see moreso of are Germans, Russians and Americans

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1% of other factions

bitter anvil
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Those are og

sharp zodiac
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8% Sweden

bitter anvil
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Ug German and Russian are og design tanks

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Israel somewhat using same tank??

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Borrow from other county

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Until modern they made by themselves I think

sharp zodiac
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It's basically just using the tanks you already used before

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But they have some differences in ammo

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That's it

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From what I heard

bitter anvil
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Yeah like China Sherman tank

sharp zodiac
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French also have a Sherman at rank 2

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It's..yeah

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It's ok

bitter anvil
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Wuh

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Sherman tank in frenvh?

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That’s no way

sharp zodiac
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Yep

bitter anvil
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I haven’t check all nation

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What about Italy

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The have decent vehicle

sharp zodiac
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Italy I rarely see but either it's fast vehicles or the very tiny car

bitter anvil
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German tank I like sawed off naval cannon.

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150mm shell

bitter anvil
sharp zodiac
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Was thinking about buying a premium for modern Germany and a tiger premium for WW2, grind the first half with WW2 before doing the rest modern

bitter anvil
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I can’t play casually

sharp zodiac
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This one

bitter anvil
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Made me think crossout is least worse than warthunder

sharp zodiac
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I only enjoy playing it with light tanks

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The current setup of tanks are my least favorite

bitter anvil
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I play tank destroyers or AA tank

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Autocannon tank doesn’t penetrate on some armor

sharp zodiac
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Tank destroyers are odd, some are great, others make me want to lose it

#

One of them has really good ammo but I have to get through bad ammo that makes me free German food

bitter anvil
#

I have good tank destroy German tank at tier 2

#

I rarely use now

sharp zodiac
#

I just use the amx-13, then if it dies I have to deal with the Sherman

#

And it's SLOW turning turret

#

Seriously why is it so slow

bitter anvil
#

Reload is slow

sharp zodiac
#

Painfully slow even with the reload speed maxed out

bitter anvil
#

Fr?

#

You grind your crew training to max?

maiden path
bitter anvil
#

Yeah I’m half Chinese I can’t read

sharp zodiac
#

Like targeting and loading speed

#

And tank commander charisma

bitter anvil
#

I forgot what did I train my crew skill

#

I recently uninstall after reinstall played a bit

sharp zodiac
#

Ah

bitter anvil
#

Game too boring for me

#

I’m pve player

sharp zodiac
#

Wish I bought the sumoa instead of the AMX, came with an autoloader so I wouldn't need to use the points

sharp zodiac
#

Only PvE the game has are those lil events of dealing against bombers and planes

bitter anvil
#

Pvp suck for me with competitive.

sharp zodiac
#

And like one mission of air and tank arcade battles before being online only

sharp zodiac
#

Yeah

#

Never bothered looking at the name

bitter anvil
#

I haven’t try play air assault

#

I been once

sharp zodiac
#

Somehow my team lost when we were all modern jets

bitter anvil
#

Just stale

#

Lol

sharp zodiac
#

The AI were still just WW2 planes

bitter anvil
#

Guh

sharp zodiac
#

The bomber turrets rip you to shreds tho

#

Learned that the hard way

hidden verge
#

is there any melee weapon that need stamina curio to be better?

placid fiber
bitter anvil
#

I’m genuinely too lonely to play games

#

Depressed

sharp zodiac
#

Sorry to hear that

hidden verge
#

play game, talk to people in party, make new friend thumbsup_ogryn

bitter anvil
#

Specially playing game

hidden verge
#

try text chat then

bitter anvil
#

I’m just quiet

sharp zodiac
#

and that's ok

bitter anvil
#

Nah I’m just generally quiet person

#

I have no humor or anything to say

#

When come gaming

#

I made bad look

#

But just okay person

sharp zodiac
#

And that's perfectly fine, ok is better than nothing

hidden verge
#

doesn't need to be humor. just try to talk more, alone at first. like when you are playing, talk to yourself "pox burster behind" "nice work bruh" "i need to git gud" etc...

#

then open that mic later

bitter anvil
#

Everytime I speak out anything I word up gibberish English made listener confused.

bitter anvil
#

That’s alright thing I do

hidden verge
sharp zodiac
hidden verge
#

like when you see someone fly off the edge and hanging, ask them "training ur biceps huh?"

#

(also english is not my first language)

#

use it more would help

bitter anvil
#

That’s the problem when I say it out try bantering my mouth doesn’t word correctly

sharp zodiac
#

Neither is mine, but I had to learn it because I have two families living on two different sides of the ocean

bitter anvil
#

I stutter when I talk

sharp zodiac
#

Ah

bitter anvil
#

I gave up when I can’t speak it out

#

Say never mind most time

#

Bantering is failure for me

hidden verge
#

you need to talk moooooooooooore then. talk to yourself in front of a mirror, or when playing game

sharp zodiac
#

I talk to myself, that helps

#

But only in private

bitter anvil
#

Yeah I isolate myself at home a lot.

#

Using text chat

#

Perhaps I wasn’t too interest to talk people

#

I still do talk to people and socialize

sharp zodiac
#

That's something at least

bitter anvil
hidden verge
#

kinda good for shooting in fury Yay

bitter anvil
#

Become Kriss vector

ember yew
#

someone was looking for this a few days ago

hidden verge
#

I meant, it's not the bestest meta combo of flak maniac

ember yew
#

after Mk2 revolver

ivory marlin
#

I feel like my lock screen and home screen are two very different vibes ngl

hidden verge
#

that's a fat screen

fair igloo
#

Why is he so fat?

#

Oh, the 2nd wallpaper is too i guess

ivory marlin
#

My phone is small

ivory marlin
fair igloo
#

i'm sorry it was a joke he looks adorable :)

ivory marlin
#

He is adorable

#

I wish i could hold him again

#

Ex fr ruined my life

#

I should sue

#

Get my boy back

#

My son

fair igloo
#

lost custody 😭

ivory marlin
#

No he stole him then went super toxic lmao

#

God putting it that way is hella funny tho

placid fiber
#

Huh, got unity when I used my clone to start back on the 1st floor, when I got to the Oubliette... on top of getting the triple shot on my guns... in this rainbow run... where on the actual 1st time I was on the 1st floor I got a secret room with a rainbow chest in it which let me take every gun and item from it... o_o'

ivory marlin
#

What

#

Game?

placid fiber
#

Enter the Gungeon

#

on top of the 5 spice I have used this run

ivory marlin
#

OH SHIT

placid fiber
#

oh and the candy

ivory marlin
#

I could never beat that game

#

Only rough like i cant beat

placid fiber
#

I'm doing a rainbow run

ivory marlin
#

A what?

placid fiber
#

so normally I can only choose 1item at the start of each floor

#

it gives a rainbow chest which poops out 4 weapons and 4 items

#

You can only choose 1 of them

ivory marlin
#

Oh ok

placid fiber
#

All chests and item/weapon drops are rendered null and void

ivory marlin
#

I see

placid fiber
#

except apparently if you get a rainbow chest spawn...?

#

which I think is only supposed to spawn 1 item

#

but this is a rainbow run and it was a rainbow chest... so it spawned 6 or 8 weapons and items altogether

#

Rainbow runs are Gungeon, if you want a more casual feel to it

ivory marlin
#

I see i see

#

I should pick up gungeon again

placid fiber
#

but, uh... yeah I'm stacked so far... I suicided on the level with the dragon after ufll clearing it, since I had clone, with put me back on the 1st floor with all the loot I already had(including master rounds)

ivory marlin
#

Need to find my switch charger

placid fiber
#

Kind of funny, tbh, to see the 1st master round after the 3rd and 4th ones xD

#

I am playing on the pc :/

#

And if I wonder what an item/weapon does I just go ahead and look it up, so I know what I am getting myself into <.<

#

Normally I only could have gotten like... 7 or 8 more weapons max(at the cost of no items) this run... but getting that random bonus rainbow chest that let me take all the loot has set me up for success even if I am playing dumb, stupid, recklessly, trying to get hit, etc

#

When I read what Unity did, I was like "shut up and take my money" x.x

#

What it does is uh, this

placid fiber
#

Welp I learned the hard way if your curse gets too high it summons an invulnerable reaper that chases after you

polar nexus
#

Good luck guys.

nimble fiber
inner cargo
#

So far so good

polar nexus
#

Looks like they made a good game yeah

placid fiber
#

Yeah, but, how else am I going to learn not to do that? :3

nimble fiber
#

only choose gunther, hes a jealous gun and worth it every damn timewhatthefuck_heresy

#

also infinite bullets

boreal cedar
#

whenever i get a spice i just get 80 curse

polar nexus
solar gorge
#

xenobite looking ass

coarse dagger
#

I need that.

#

I hope it's still in the shit on April 5th

#

shop

#

fuck

solar gorge
#

stays a month roughly

coarse dagger
#

awesome.....

hollow moat
#

What revolver should I use

ember yew
hidden verge
#

shame, the new zealot set is just recolored of an old one sad

stone fern
#

ayooooo

obtuse stirrup
#

so I'm trying to tweak my chorus eviscerator build a bit

#

Do I need to take Purge the Unclean for it to work?

#

It's an XV to be clear

#

and the damage stat on it is a little low

#

(as in 61% lmao)

stone fern
#

purge the unclean is still great regardless

drowsy steppe
obtuse stirrup
#

How much HP do poxy bois have again?

#

is it 400?

oak ermine
#

375 IIRC

drowsy steppe
stone fern
#

i can work with this

obtuse stirrup
#

yeah I definitely need purge then either way

stone fern
stone fern
oak ermine
obtuse stirrup
#

All I have to do on this is uprank the shred right?

oak ermine
#

Oh, hold on, is it on Zealot?

stone fern
#

yeah

oak ermine
#

Cavalcade might be a better idea than Surgical, then

stone fern
#

i dont have it

#

but since its the same slot it can change it later anyways

obtuse stirrup
#

also have this sitting in my bags but I think the 61 damage one's still better?

#

although not really sure now I'm looking again

oak ermine
#

It’s close, but I would use the second one, personally

stone fern
#

try it out that ones better

obtuse stirrup
#

elite damage is pretty good I guess, comparable to maniac

#

probably better since I run zarona

#

which takes care of the vast majority of maniacs for me

#

so just uprank the rampage and wrath -> shred, correct?

stone fern
#

mk15 is a little bit too easy to use tho so its not that great

oak ermine
#

That’s what I would do

stone fern
#

i wanna say keep practicing with other stuff though

obtuse stirrup
#

I've got more technical builds too

#

I want to have at least some where I can just turn my brain off and still contribute

stone fern
#

yeah i feel you

obtuse stirrup
#

my psyker's got my big brain stuff mostly

stone fern
#

thats why i do braced gun mk15

#

disable brain
magdump

#

press F

#

still help out

obtuse stirrup
#

ah I see why I was holding onto this now

#

My old evis has rampage/shred but I don't have either of those saved on hadron yet

#

so I was waiting to find another weapon with hopefully shred 4 to rip so I could perfect this

stone fern
#

this is the one i use

obtuse stirrup
#

do you get much use out of wrath?

#

with the 4 target damage cap

#

well the moment I find shred on another weapon (or another rampage IV) I'll try the new one anyway

vast basin
#

The reason some people like a cleave blessing on the mk 15 is so that you can damage multiple(3+) ragers at once

#

Otherwise the cleave stops at 2 ragers

#

But yeah I generally agree that cleave blessings are not the best on mk15

drowsy steppe
stone fern
obtuse stirrup
#

I'm happy to ice ragers with my revolver tbh

daring sorrel
#

What's the dump stat(s) for the Turtlesky Mk VII heavy sword? defences? cleave targets?

vast basin
#

Defences

fading vale
#

every weapon that has defences or mobility, those are the dump stats

#

some ranged can dump stability a bit

#

and also collateral is a dump stat

vast basin
#

Rippers can also dump ammo for some cheesy mag size blessings

obtuse stirrup
#

Mobility is only a bit of a dump stat, you still want it at 51+

fading vale
#

and crowd control is also a minor dump stat, wouldn't go too low but a bit is fine

obtuse stirrup
#

Dodge count, yo

fading vale
#

and yeah ammo is OK to dump a bit in the current state of the game on many weapons

obtuse stirrup
#

Don't dump ammo on a stubber :)

#

Thirsty fuckers

spare talon
#

What the hell you can make polls now?

ember yew
#

Let's do a crafting rework poll, i vote for 2026

spare talon
obtuse stirrup
#

narrows eyes at other person who voted

#

better.

daring glen
#

Zealots wish they could be as great as Ogryn

obtuse stirrup
#

voter intimidation ftw

daring sorrel
#

Ogryns are zealous for sure.

#

Who else is so faithful to the emperor as the Ogryn? No one

daring glen
daring sorrel
#

The beta zealot constantly needs to affirm his faith...sounds insecure to me

#

the chad Ogryn is grateful for rations, and turns demons into paste

obtuse stirrup
#

Krag like telling zealots they strong like ogryn

#

Krag lies but makes shouties feel happy

#

Shouties stupid but good hearts :)

daring sorrel
#

Grutting great!

nimble fiber
left iron
humble ocean
#

was it just a hotfix for random bugs today?

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

God dammit

#

Asrival

nimble fiber
#

huh

#

how

#

stan honestly

#

how

left iron
#

Hey Stan

nimble fiber
hushed knoll
#

I don’t know

#

I always thought Finland had two n’s

drowsy steppe
left iron
nimble fiber
#

hello there stan, good 2 see ya

nimble fiber
frozen glen
#

finnlaidicuye

hushed knoll
ripe quest
#

@nimble fiber warframe discord member spotted

nimble fiber
#

what the

nimble fiber
#

I played warframe once

#

and I didn't like the beginning

ripe quest
#

The huhcat emote snitched on you

nimble fiber
#

ooooh

#

nah I just like emotes lol

left iron
hushed knoll
#

I miss Exhillious

drowsy steppe
#

he was the best of us

ripe quest
nimble fiber
#

may he rest in pieceBeru_cry

ripe quest
nimble fiber
#

feels like yesterday when he thought I was playing warframeSitgryn

drowsy steppe
ripe quest
sterile stone
#

First match after not playing for months

#

Team fails heresy with no modifiers

#

Pain

solar gorge
#

it was in the most recent update and moderation teams haven't taken measures against it yet

ripe quest
ember yew
#

/poll

nimble fiber
#

argus schmargus

ember yew
sterile stone
#

Watching a zealot run into a horde and eat shit every time was pain

drowsy steppe
sterile stone
#

The only other helpful person was the vet

solar gorge
#

heresy remains the hardest difficulty to pub

sterile stone
drowsy steppe
#

Heresy is full of heretical plays that deserves to be put on a watchlist

nimble fiber
#

yes

sterile stone
#

Heresy pubs hurt the core of my soul

nimble fiber
#

wich makes heresy even more difficult imo

solar gorge
#

too bad for damnation, too big of an ego to play on malice

sterile stone
#

For real though

#

Like Idc how good you are

ember yew
#

/poll question: When will the next patch arrive? choice_a: Tomorrow choice_b: 2026 choice_c: Vacation. Vacation never ends.

#

darn

sterile stone
#

Inexpereinced players will always be your downfall

ember yew
#

how do i use it

solar gorge
ember yew
sterile stone
#

@calm salmon Where's all the ogryns

sterile stone
#

I will trade any zealot or psyker for a ogryn

solar gorge
#

ogryns don't exist in pubs

#

it's a known fact

drowsy steppe
nimble fiber
nimble fiber
#

lies I met plenty ogryns when I played

#

but also a lot of shroud zealots

solar gorge
#

what region

drowsy steppe
#

Ogryn pugs are kinda funny

solar gorge
#

and what diff

drowsy steppe
#

imo you either get a kickback abuser or a shield

nimble fiber
#

europe/auric damnation

solar gorge
#

that's where you'll find the most

nimble fiber
sterile stone
#

My reaction

ripe quest
solar gorge
visual stream
sterile stone
#

Ex smells like pickles

nimble fiber
#

ex is not here anymore

sterile stone
drowsy steppe
#

😭

nimble fiber
#

fr fr

ripe quest
hushed knoll
ripe quest
frozen glen
#

music that makes you poop

nimble fiber
#

same I always listen to skrillex when I poop

hushed knoll
#

Exhillious fight me

#

Bike rack 4pm

#

After school

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

OMG DOUBLET HI

#

FOUGJ

#

DOUBH

#

I CANT

north sedge
#

What

hushed knoll
#

Hi dough

#

How is your Tag going

#

Day

frozen glen
#

guten tag

nimble fiber
#

guten nachmittag

ripe quest
nimble fiber
#

pls record it when it happens

north sedge
#

My tag is just starting really

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

You will row the day

#

Rue

left iron
hushed knoll
#

Ice

#

That emote is underaged

nimble fiber
#

cream

hushed knoll
#

UNECESSARY

#

JFC

nimble fiber
#

HUH

left iron
#

WHAT

ripe quest
# hushed knoll Rue

stan of all of the nerds in these circles I'm doubtful that you're an outlier amongst them.

hushed knoll
#

I MEANT UNNECESSARY

nimble fiber
#

STAN THERE IS A LINE

hushed knoll
#

It’s my fucking phone

ripe quest
#

It's got Ice's typing scent.

hushed knoll
left iron
#

Please no

hushed knoll
#

Every phone needs to latch onto its owners typing scent

nimble fiber
#

ice owns your phone?

north sedge
hushed knoll
#

Cribs

#

Omg

#

Finland

nimble fiber
#

Finnland

coarse birch
#

Wha

ripe quest
coarse birch
#

Stans sister is rather large

left iron
ripe quest
#

Family relations must not be very sound.

rough galleon
#

Family relations are however very round

hushed knoll
#

😠

hushed knoll
nimble fiber
#

thats rude

north sedge
ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

Shut up sea salt man

nimble fiber
#

new super hero just dropped?

hushed knoll
#

Josho is going to he covered in sea salt once he gets his cement shoes

#

Be

drowsy steppe
#

evil

nimble fiber
#

josho isn't even here rn what the hell stan

royal vortex
#

i didnt even do anything to you

ripe quest
hushed knoll
#

Oh hey Josho blobwaver

royal vortex
#

Goodbye, stan

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
#

JOSHO

ripe quest
#

josiah

royal vortex
#

fuck you

coarse birch
#

Fucking rude

hushed knoll
#

I didn’t do anything

royal vortex
#

im gonna train carl to bite u

hushed knoll
#

No

#

That’s Alabama abuse

#

Animal

north sedge
#

Alabama abuse

frozen glen
royal vortex
#

he looks like a carl

hushed knoll
#

EXHILLIOUS NO

#

QUICK THROW HIM A FLOATING RING ON A ROAP THING

#

ITS QUICKSAND

north sedge
#

What

ripe quest
#

Stan is having delusions again.

nimble fiber
#

stans vienam flashbacks

frozen glen
#

are you talking about swim rings

#

aka lifebuoys

north sedge
#

Swimmies?

royal vortex
#

swimmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

frozen glen
#

swimmies are different