#zealot-class
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literally says it right there
Is there a baby out there named Harold, because that would be funny
Relatable
you weren't in the trenches ok
Came out of the womb and already filing taxes
i did miss the super early days
The P in darktide stands for patchie
ive only been here like a year

and i wasnt actually active that long
I wanna practice something again but I said I'd only do it for 30-1h
You didn't miss much tbh
it says you joined in June but I only remember you showing up since like, patch 13ish times
The mods here don't get enough credit for making a 40k server that is tolerable to be in.
I can express my truest self
no you cant
No flip you're the resident drunk
Watch
youd get banned
Aw

and
man I got really annoyed when that dude kept yelling hate speech and shit job at the mods
The bard
How can you remember most of it
🧢
probably
Wonder how much it costs
although she has so much money at this point she doesnt need to
i got headshot through a broken wagon a fence 3 trees and a dirt mound today 😔
30 dollars
I will get banned
the vac ban on [][][][][][][][][][][][][]'s account was probably just a coincidence

I am currently speaking through filters
tbf we would all be banned with stricter mods
@hushed knoll should quit teaching and sell bathwater
ew what - stan
Where the fuck was he
Well at least they don't try to enforce on topic convos
I could see the mods being more strict if there were more players
We leave that to the green leaves lmao
they were more strict when patch 13 came out and there were more new people
Getting the anime girl bodypillows we're not a mistake
also its not like the channel doesn't focus up when necessary and people ask good questions
if people ask stupid shit ass questions im ignoring them and continuing to shitpost
photoshop
but now it's literally just all the same people that have been here for ages
holy shit the yari launcher melted the floor 1 boss duo xD
but thats their fault for asking stupid shitass questions
you dont have to share everything with use you know
Probably due to the fact it ignores the boss dps cap
photoshop
The tank
ur a roomba so it checks out
Not irl
ah
I wouldn't buy an irl bodypillow
Back to square one
unless it's texas
really makes you think about the people who do manage to get banned
1984
she has brain damage :))))))
photoshop
Before I ask why you're named that, I'm just gonna say, Stan isn't it
arco would you survive 1984
why doesnt someone name stan
He's patient 0
its taboo
Stan won't rename himself
it has happened
Ark Ham
but mostly we can type
i'm built diff
Wait..
I think skelly changed his name and he changed it back soon after
....like a duck
Arko Ham..
GET IT RIGHT HE'S A GOOSE
ArkoHam aslume...
ok stan
Oh my god..
no.
you can save yourself
get yourself out the door and immerse yourself in the nature, never touching a computer again or making your presence known to me
I have two brainrots fighting for control of my brain
damn
you too
wow insider knowledge much
Ltg but Latino
both of you can go dance around a fairy ring or something
no.
I'm sorry nvm
ill dance around your grave arco
Oh my god just fucking kiss
even if i were hypothetically a duck, i would take you down
i could make you into a great dinner
no.
What in the fucking toxic yaoi
this is the funniest thing ive read all day
apparently im already married to josho
nothing new anyways
arco would you rather fight 100 ducks or 1 horse sized duck
he loses either way
He's gonna pick the horse
100 ducks probably
You son of a bitch
what are ducks gonna do to me
I'm gonna drill your fucking toenails into the floor to engrave you
they might have bread
I mean I can't imagine he has more meat on his bones than josho
i can just punt them and they're fragile anyways since they're built for flying
Ok
100 is a lot tbf
Better question
like if they can actually harm you it could get bad
what if 100 ducks dive bomb you
Would you rather fight 100 5 year olds or 25 12 year olds
im gonna be honest you're fucked in both of those scenarios
prolly 5 year olds so that i can at least just outpace them
and just kite them
like how bloodthirsty are they
whereas it'd be harder with the 12 year olds
holy shit your such a nerd
yeah i think ultimately the 5 year olds are going to be more doable
just kite them lmao
just that ez
Lead em to a bathroom and stand by the door and start kicking
"yeah id kite them"
because either way you're going to need an extremely clever way to win that fight
They can't come in
and 25 12 year olds are much more likely to figure out your plan
one day im going to actually piss off arco and i will feel bad
anyways, bring up some more dubious hypotheticals to put me into
like what is the arena
you know yourself so well
how big is it?
be nice to me or mankar
Hmm
because i promise you i can outmarathon a bunch of 5 year olds
until they all pass out and then i can systemically stomp on their heads
what character would you play in toy story
wait what does this mean
wow i wonder why you would bring this up
anything other thank slinky dog is the wrong choice
Would you rather 1 per day fight a pissed off goose or once per year fight 12 snakes
Venomous
??????????
that you know that you're so terrible that you'd inevitably piss me off
the latter
you wont even make it a year
with the first one
you might not even make it a week
former cuz that's easy and a free meal
at least antivenom exists they dont make anti goose pecking out ur eyeballs
unless the goose has a gun or something
i think its less so that im that terrible and moreso id eventually toe over the line out of running out other original ways to call you terrible
you don't have to sound so disappointed OwO
alright definitely the goose
oh okay 12 snakes in my bedroom is so fucking easy
this bedroom already has a king snake
hol up
i'm feeling p chill nowadays so i prob won't get pissed
Would you rather spend 500 dollars on overwatch 2 or make league of legends your entire personality
if im being annoying
league of legends already is my entire personality
wtf
500 bucks on OW

absolutely the former
i can get 500 back
what a sick, dastardly hypothetical
my housemate, who plays LoL constantly, considers it the worst game
i have actually never heard of a happy league player
they all hate it
and put 8k hours in
based on this expert information, i have made the decision to pick the former
would you rather own a PS5 or an Xbox
p much i mainly hear about people getting angry in it
ps5
ps5 for the controller
The controller is the only thing saving it
wrong
ive got PC anyway
your existence is wrong
Hmm
the only correct choice is neither
TRUE
wha
don't worry about it
i literally just told myself i would back off
it was directed to laz
other insults are saved for you
Just kiss already
Would you lick the back of a homeless guy or drag your toes on pavement for 12 minutes
no.
MODS ARE HERE HIDE
WHY IS EVERYONE TRYING TO GET ME TO KISS ARCO
Hi auqloofikakbd
skele already said josho and i were married
lick because dragging my toes on pavement is definitely going to strip some flesh
Alright alright
Look if anyone is married its Josho Arco and Mankar
Lick I suppose
whos josho
Stan overexposure at work
lol
mfs need to go satisfy with some toxic romance harlequin novels
fr
damn i love chili peppers
I hope an Irish guy blows up your car
Lmao Mort
Yeah they’re a good band
wait did arco and i just agree on somethign not darktide related
Lil green midget lepperchaun
terrifying
wrong timeline or something
i got a pack of gardettos and its just fucking pretzels
its like 98% pretzels
this is fucking bullshit
What is a gardetti
Man I'm eepy
O
what are u!!!
i too am eepy
I'm Lazorr
Powerful
there was one point where i saw man so many times normal batman made me do a double take
joining that sub was the worst mistake of my life when i did it way back
MAN MAN MAN JONK JONK JONK
mods
MAN WHO JONKS
wow.
earlier in voice stan asked what the joker has to do with laughing
well i think he was confused about the gas
cause he didnt know joker had the laugh gas
GEGEGEGEHEHE
I mean it just sounded more like he had no idea who the joker was
and the gas came after lol
Why did stan not know who Joker was?
I had to lick the steering wheel
the dark knight is required watching
why
How was it
The suspense is killing me
That was a stan reference I suddenly remembr
it was 2 seconds
TOO LONG
well I'll just say this also happened at nearly the same time "I didn't know Joe Rogan wasn't a basketball player"
stans knowledge of people is uh
something
he can name every commercial ever
and no people
I swear he has face blindness
he has to
So he’s Jerma
the megan fox thing really sold it to me
I keep thinking your name is quinoa
what's funny about that
Quola sounds like some shitty off brand cereal
is stan has renamed him to quinoa in the past
I am NOT a pseudo cereal
quinoa always makes me think of the final fantasy character
I remember that
Right, you are the Swedish cereal people wake up to in the morning
Good enough
Swedish cereal isn't real
Man I need to get a job I think I'm going crazier
cereal cant be swedish
you think
What 3 job rejections does to a person
job searching some ass
WHERE
that is not what i meant
What did you mean then
Truue
did you apply for anything else yet
I did but they're not hiring till 2 weeks
Some say they don't like my "creepy attitude"
It's not even creepy
what are you putting on your resume
Just stuff I do with animals
Good day residents of zealot chat. Planning to buy helldivers 2, does game spawn a lot of enemies?
yeah
The problem apparently is the interview
Ok good
ah ok
They don't like it when I smile
Sell your soul
you better not be setting me up for a joker joke
i only brought it up because it is a very unusual thing to hear from interviewers
God fucking damn it... I underestimated how tanky the abbey of the true gun's boss was... and I had to slowly tank non-jammed hits until I widdled him down from 1/3rd hp to dead...
I think it's the fact I don't shift my tone
I still at least have 1 full heart left x.x
So I still have the solemn talk
are you monotone
Yes
oh yeah thatll probably throw some people off
Been trying to raise my voice and all but not to where is sound immature
i dont think its the biggets deal
I'm not very good at that
unless your like help desk
I can't belive I dodged all of his jammed attacks... especially since one constantly tracks you x.x
One of the jobs was customer service
Jammed attacks do 2x the damage, in case you don't know x.x
Booo
cause you gotta talk to people (potentially idiots)
Good point
I think it's better I work with dogs
Already named one that I saw
Steve
i will say given what i know of you customer service seems hard
and i dont mean that in a mean way
It took me 5-6 minutes to widdle the boss down from 1/3rd hp with the marine's starter pistol x.x
you just dont like people
i like some people
People are the weird crust bread you have to eat
i can agree animals are generally better
To get to the good part
Yes
I can get behind that. Every day I look into the mirror and I'm like "Oh fuck it's that guy that I hate..."

do you not like the crust of the bread
did you get your crust cut off the sandwich when you had them as a kid
how do you nearly choke to death on bread crust twice
once i can see
but twice
how are you eating it
I thought they were small enough
did you chew it
I didn't know how big the throat was
I choke on oxygen on the regular
its yours
Yes
you know what nvm
Of course the person who gets mad at red and black chokes on bread crust bro
I got used to it
sorry I can't hear you
Is that Albania
Looks like it
I may be color blind but it kinda looks like the flag.
and there he is again
that guy who names all his characters (animal)clubber
i keep seeing him
maybe i just play too much
ah yeah ik who you are talking about
Wydm by this?
He should club himself
Is that means he’s say something about animal aboose?
I fucking hope not because if so unironically fuck that guy
Any autocannon lovers in chat rn
It kills shrieker nests in ~10 shots ez
I'm glad I get to act like the new enemy was never added in the first place
Like his characters are just named (insert animal) clubber
like puppyclubber or sealclubber
As likely an edgy joke or w/e
Oh
You know sealclubbing is means high level killing low level constantly
I heard that term from war thunder and thought it was that
It is
Bring low tier tank medium good tank against low level tanks
When you mastered the war thunder game
You seal clubbing low level players
Never experienced it, I skipped to 3.7 because I accidentally bought a french premium tank
Well..
Ok there was that one time on Stalingrad
But that was it
I wish we have naval assault battle ground
Just lock on middle spam
Wish they did more with naval
Wait... what? You can get another rainbow chest on the same floor?
Naval is fun for me
I wanted to try it with the Japanese
Japanese tanks are very unforgiving
Aircrafts are very strong
Naval is exactly what you would expect of the Japanese navy
Wait... I can take ALL of the loot!
China: 🐱
Ah
Only factions I see moreso of are Germans, Russians and Americans
1% of other factions
Those are og
8% Sweden
Ug German and Russian are og design tanks
Israel somewhat using same tank??
Borrow from other county
Until modern they made by themselves I think
It's basically just using the tanks you already used before
But they have some differences in ammo
That's it
From what I heard
Yeah like China Sherman tank
Yep
Italy I rarely see but either it's fast vehicles or the very tiny car
Yeah I could see that
Was thinking about buying a premium for modern Germany and a tiger premium for WW2, grind the first half with WW2 before doing the rest modern
I can’t play casually
This one
Made me think crossout is least worse than warthunder
I only enjoy playing it with light tanks
The current setup of tanks are my least favorite
Tank destroyers are odd, some are great, others make me want to lose it
One of them has really good ammo but I have to get through bad ammo that makes me free German food
I just use the amx-13, then if it dies I have to deal with the Sherman
And it's SLOW turning turret
Seriously why is it so slow
Reload is slow
Painfully slow even with the reload speed maxed out
Yeah I’m half Chinese I can’t read
Only the essentials
Like targeting and loading speed
And tank commander charisma
I forgot what did I train my crew skill
I recently uninstall after reinstall played a bit
Ah
Wish I bought the sumoa instead of the AMX, came with an autoloader so I wouldn't need to use the points
That's fair
Only PvE the game has are those lil events of dealing against bombers and planes
Pvp suck for me with competitive.
And like one mission of air and tank arcade battles before being online only
Air assault?
Somehow my team lost when we were all modern jets
The AI were still just WW2 planes
Guh
is there any melee weapon that need stamina curio to be better?
Suddenly getting 6 more weapons/items in a rainbow run on floor 1 is really helpful...
Sorry to hear that
play game, talk to people in party, make new friend 
I’m very quiet when in vc
Specially playing game
try text chat then
I’m just quiet
and that's ok
Nah I’m just generally quiet person
I have no humor or anything to say
When come gaming
I made bad look
But just okay person
And that's perfectly fine, ok is better than nothing
doesn't need to be humor. just try to talk more, alone at first. like when you are playing, talk to yourself "pox burster behind" "nice work bruh" "i need to git gud" etc...
then open that mic later
Everytime I speak out anything I word up gibberish English made listener confused.
I still communicate when people need something
That’s alright thing I do
that's a good start, now try to do it more
Tbf English isn't your first language so it's understandable
like when you see someone fly off the edge and hanging, ask them "training ur biceps huh?"
(also english is not my first language)
use it more would help
That’s the problem when I say it out try bantering my mouth doesn’t word correctly
Neither is mine, but I had to learn it because I have two families living on two different sides of the ocean
I stutter when I talk
Ah
I gave up when I can’t speak it out
Say never mind most time
Bantering is failure for me
you need to talk moooooooooooore then. talk to yourself in front of a mirror, or when playing game
Yeah I isolate myself at home a lot.
Using text chat
Perhaps I wasn’t too interest to talk people
I still do talk to people and socialize
That's something at least
kinda good for shooting in fury 
Become Kriss vector
"kinda good" i see what you did there

someone was looking for this a few days ago

what did I do 
I meant, it's not the bestest meta combo of flak maniac
no, i mean the gun itself is like 2nd broken weapon in the game (for Zealot / crit build)
after Mk2 revolver

I feel like my lock screen and home screen are two very different vibes ngl
that's a fat screen
My phone is small
Don’t be mean to him he’s my little baby boy and ill miss him till the day i die
i'm sorry it was a joke he looks adorable :)
He is adorable
I wish i could hold him again
Ex fr ruined my life
I should sue
Get my boy back
My son
lost custody 😭
No he stole him then went super toxic lmao
God putting it that way is hella funny tho
Huh, got unity when I used my clone to start back on the 1st floor, when I got to the Oubliette... on top of getting the triple shot on my guns... in this rainbow run... where on the actual 1st time I was on the 1st floor I got a secret room with a rainbow chest in it which let me take every gun and item from it... o_o'
OH SHIT
oh and the candy
I'm doing a rainbow run
A what?
so normally I can only choose 1item at the start of each floor
it gives a rainbow chest which poops out 4 weapons and 4 items
You can only choose 1 of them
Oh ok
All chests and item/weapon drops are rendered null and void
I see
except apparently if you get a rainbow chest spawn...?
which I think is only supposed to spawn 1 item
but this is a rainbow run and it was a rainbow chest... so it spawned 6 or 8 weapons and items altogether
Rainbow runs are Gungeon, if you want a more casual feel to it
but, uh... yeah I'm stacked so far... I suicided on the level with the dragon after ufll clearing it, since I had clone, with put me back on the 1st floor with all the loot I already had(including master rounds)
Need to find my switch charger
Kind of funny, tbh, to see the 1st master round after the 3rd and 4th ones xD
I am playing on the pc :/
And if I wonder what an item/weapon does I just go ahead and look it up, so I know what I am getting myself into <.<
Normally I only could have gotten like... 7 or 8 more weapons max(at the cost of no items) this run... but getting that random bonus rainbow chest that let me take all the loot has set me up for success even if I am playing dumb, stupid, recklessly, trying to get hit, etc
When I read what Unity did, I was like "shut up and take my money" x.x
What it does is uh, this
Welp I learned the hard way if your curse gets too high it summons an invulnerable reaper that chases after you
Of course, the most popular missions are assassination... #📈player-polls message
Good luck guys.

Looks like they made a good game yeah
could have told u that lmao
Yeah, but, how else am I going to learn not to do that? :3
only choose gunther, hes a jealous gun and worth it every damn time
also infinite bullets
personally it doesnt make me learn anything
whenever i get a spice i just get 80 curse
OKKKK
xenobite looking ass
stays a month roughly
awesome.....
What revolver should I use
mk2, Handcannon/Surgical
shame, the new zealot set is just recolored of an old one 
ayooooo
so I'm trying to tweak my chorus eviscerator build a bit
Do I need to take Purge the Unclean for it to work?
It's an XV to be clear
and the damage stat on it is a little low
(as in 61% lmao)
purge the unclean is still great regardless
Lmao
375 IIRC
Oh lawd
i can work with this
yeah I definitely need purge then either way
shattering to surgical and unarmored to flak?
tbh i wanna say jeep looking for new melees
Sounds about right
All I have to do on this is uprank the shred right?
Oh, hold on, is it on Zealot?
yeah
Cavalcade might be a better idea than Surgical, then
also have this sitting in my bags but I think the 61 damage one's still better?
although not really sure now I'm looking again
that is actually very good
It’s close, but I would use the second one, personally
try it out that ones better
elite damage is pretty good I guess, comparable to maniac
probably better since I run zarona
which takes care of the vast majority of maniacs for me
so just uprank the rampage and wrath -> shred, correct?
mk15 is a little bit too easy to use tho so its not that great
That’s what I would do
i wanna say keep practicing with other stuff though
that isn't a downside lmao
I've got more technical builds too
I want to have at least some where I can just turn my brain off and still contribute
yeah i feel you
my psyker's got my big brain stuff mostly
ah I see why I was holding onto this now
My old evis has rampage/shred but I don't have either of those saved on hadron yet
so I was waiting to find another weapon with hopefully shred 4 to rip so I could perfect this
this is the one i use
do you get much use out of wrath?
with the 4 target damage cap
well the moment I find shred on another weapon (or another rampage IV) I'll try the new one anyway
The reason some people like a cleave blessing on the mk 15 is so that you can damage multiple(3+) ragers at once
Otherwise the cleave stops at 2 ragers
But yeah I generally agree that cleave blessings are not the best on mk15

i dont think so but its better than the one i have with 70 damage
I'm happy to ice ragers with my revolver tbh
What's the dump stat(s) for the Turtlesky Mk VII heavy sword? defences? cleave targets?
Defences
every weapon that has defences or mobility, those are the dump stats
some ranged can dump stability a bit
and also collateral is a dump stat
Rippers can also dump ammo for some cheesy mag size blessings
Mobility is only a bit of a dump stat, you still want it at 51+
and crowd control is also a minor dump stat, wouldn't go too low but a bit is fine
Dodge count, yo
and yeah ammo is OK to dump a bit in the current state of the game on many weapons
What the hell you can make polls now?
Let's do a crafting rework poll, i vote for 2026
Zealots wish they could be as great as Ogryn
voter intimidation ftw
Ogryns are zealous for sure.
Who else is so faithful to the emperor as the Ogryn? No one
Ogryn too smart to do anything but love da Emp’rah
The beta zealot constantly needs to affirm his faith...sounds insecure to me
the chad Ogryn is grateful for rations, and turns demons into paste
Krag like telling zealots they strong like ogryn
Krag lies but makes shouties feel happy
Shouties stupid but good hearts :)
Grutting great!


was it just a hotfix for random bugs today?
Hi ice
Hey Stan

Yes

hello there stan, good 2 see ya
actually in german it has two n's, maybe thats why
finnlaidicuye
OMG YOURE RIGHT

@nimble fiber warframe discord member spotted
what the
The huhcat emote snitched on you

I miss Exhillious
he was the best of us
may he rest in piece
feels like yesterday when he thought I was playing warframe
man this poll feature is certainly a feature
I have no clue why it's available.
First match after not playing for months
Team fails heresy with no modifiers
Pain
it was in the most recent update and moderation teams haven't taken measures against it yet
It's like a time capsule, it's the exact same since you last played.
/poll
argus schmargus

Watching a zealot run into a horde and eat shit every time was pain
Damnation is where the good players are at still
The only other helpful person was the vet
heresy remains the hardest difficulty to pub
I wanted to do something easy
Heresy is full of heretical plays that deserves to be put on a watchlist
yes
Heresy pubs hurt the core of my soul
wich makes heresy even more difficult imo
too bad for damnation, too big of an ego to play on malice
/poll question: When will the next patch arrive? choice_a: Tomorrow choice_b: 2026 choice_c: Vacation. Vacation never ends.
darn
Inexpereinced players will always be your downfall

@calm salmon Where's all the ogryns
I will trade any zealot or psyker for a ogryn
what region
Ogryn pugs are kinda funny
and what diff
imo you either get a kickback abuser or a shield
europe/auric damnation
that's where you'll find the most
I love it when I get club ogryns
dictatorship
Tbf, misting groups of people nonstop is pretty fun
Ex smells like pickles

fr fr
What does this mean
You wouldn't get it.
music that makes you poop
same I always listen to skrillex when I poop
What
guten tag
guten nachmittag
Stan you wouldn't win that fight.
pls record it when it happens
My tag is just starting really
Says who
Gluten Nachmittag 🥖
Was this necessary
You will row the day
Rue

cream
HUH
WHAT
stan of all of the nerds in these circles I'm doubtful that you're an outlier amongst them.
I MEANT UNNECESSARY
STAN THERE IS A LINE
It’s my fucking phone
It's got Ice's typing scent.

Are you calling me a nerd
Every phone needs to latch onto its owners typing scent
ice owns your phone?
Ice owns a large chunk of ice in Fritos
Cribs
Omg
Finland
Finnland
Wha
Damn, Stan has a fat Fat Fat Gay sister. Oh my guck.
Stans sister is rather large

Family relations must not be very sound.
Family relations are however very round
You need to be doused in Himalayan sea salt
😠
SHUT UP HO
thats rude
I'm quoting what you said. Don't make me send that to your sister.
Shut up sea salt man
new super hero just dropped?
evil
josho isn't even here rn what the hell stan
i didnt even do anything to you
Oh hey Josho 
Goodbye, stan

josiah
fuck you
Fucking rude
I didn’t do anything
im gonna train carl to bite u
Alabama abuse
are u naming ur cat carl
he looks like a carl
What
Stan is having delusions again.
stans vienam flashbacks
Swimmies?
swimmies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swimmies are different

