yeah dc1 is literally just the sweeps and then a worse PA
#zealot-class
coarse birch
coarse dagger
DETROIT CLAW!!!
coarse birch
like tf
royal vortex
at least it has the l3 strikedown parry follow up
hushed knoll
yeah dc1 is literally just the sweeps and then a worse PA
Pennsylvania?
royal vortex
instead of the shitty one like the 4
coarse birch
push attack
median steeple
hushed knoll
Is that your toe zone Yoshi
delicate shadow
the Detroit Claw 1 has a worse Pennsylvania confirmed
coarse birch
i am not from Pennsylvania no
frozen glen
I hate us geography!!!!
royal vortex
the weapon in the game with the most butchered moveset is a tossup between achlys caxe and paul though
hushed knoll
Who yhe fuck is paul
median steeple
your father
royal vortex
powermaul
hushed knoll
That reminds me
coarse dagger
Paul
frozen glen
the weapon in the game with the most butchered moveset is a tossup between achly...
josho hates heavy horizontals
coarse birch
ayo
median steeple
What
royal vortex
this is the 2nd time youve mentioned them today
hushed knoll
They are sitting in my libigh room
median steeple
its his one thought today
royal vortex
josho hates heavy horizontals
they both have entirely redundant move chains
hushed knoll
Liberty
frozen glen
stan just flirt with them
hushed knoll
Living
delicate shadow
liberty room 
coarse birch
yeah i will admit achylys being like literally 2 moves essentially
is sad
and i like achlys
coarse dagger
Why does my roommate have to have attractive cow Rick thg
so that way you have exactly one reason to tolerate them otherwise you'd be too busy wanting to complain about them
frosty herald
josho hates heavy horizontals
he wouldnt like vt2's greatsword on kruber
exclusive horizontals on every attack
delicate shadow
achlys caxe is peak meme
royal vortex
achlys caxe is peak meme
its so fkin close to being good dude
delicate shadow
exclusive horizontals on every attack
the PA is a vertical
frozen glen
I love the achlys caxe I've been using it since week 1
delicate shadow
but otherwise yea lol
hushed knoll
so that way you have exactly one reason to tolerate them otherwise you'd be too ...
Why would I want to complain about them
This one guy is Chinese marble holy shit
frozen glen
back when da rashad was bugged
coarse birch
i have been running a HT Thrust/all or nothing caxe on psyker for peak achyls gaming
quaint verge
fading vale
I love the achlys caxe I've been using it since week 1
you mean weak 1
royal vortex
like a caxe with h1-PA hordeclear combo is sick
hushed knoll
Laz hi 
delicate shadow
royal vortex
and then u can do cool stuff with the strikedown chaining
frozen glen
go away laz I'm taking away hammer cleave dmg
hushed knoll
AQUILA NO
delicate shadow
(I can't keep this pinned jsyk)
hushed knoll
YOU HO
median steeple
why is it so small
nimble fiber
u what
coarse dagger
Why would I want to complain about them
I've only ever had mostly annoying ones. Not sure what the ones you guys have are like. I've had to get one fired for sexual harassment at my last job even
delicate shadow
I'll grab my food and then unpin it so it has it's time in the sun
royal vortex
i think a big issue the achlys has is that there's no connection between the light and heavy strikedown
hushed knoll
I'll grab my food and then unpin it so it has it's time in the sun
There is no sun here
coarse dagger
Ohhhh they're friendly/allied coworkers alright
royal vortex
like the heavy strikedowns just chain into each other ad infinitum
hushed knoll
Ohhhh they're friendly/allied coworkers alright
I'm confused
coarse dagger
Most of my coworkers are shit
royal vortex
im not even going to bother stan is going to just stan all over the place
hushed knoll
They're my friend's coworkers he invited to watch match Mardness with him
coarse birch
i feel like the heavies shouldnt even be vert unless for a very specific reason
hushed knoll
March Madness
royal vortex
i feel like the heavies shouldnt even be vert unless for a very specific reason
damage profiles
maiden path
i was trying to cut down an iron maiden song i didnt see dat
coarse birch
yeah ik they have different damage profiles but
coarse dagger
They're my friend's coworkers he invited to watch match Mardness with him
but they're friends as well as coworkers
fading vale
I hate march madness
hushed knoll
I mean they're friendly
frozen glen
fixe da caxe admes
hushed knoll
They're not like bet friend
royal vortex
i think the awkwardness with chaining sweeps on it is good
royal vortex
because there's a bunch of weapons u can faceroll horizontal horde clear sweep KILL bad guy
nimble fiber
u can definitely befriend bats
hushed knoll
I hate march madness
I like sports but I can't talk about sports 24/7
coarse birch
the ADMs on lights vs heavies are just very odd
royal vortex
but really the single target should be a more involved thing than the other 2 caxes are atm
coarse dagger
I'm only chill with like, 5 of my own coworkers if that. The rest could quit/vanish and I wouldn't know and if I did know it's none of my business
hushed knoll
u can definitely befriend bats
Have you ever had a bat friend
fading vale
I'm more of a solo sports enjoyer
nimble fiber
bro is CHOMPIN
coarse dagger
BATS ARE AWESOME
hushed knoll
I'm more of a solo sports enjoyer
Like golf?
median steeple
kill golf
hushed knoll
Or tennis?
median steeple
I HATE GOLF
frozen glen
Have you ever had a bat friend
mine constantly complains about his dead parents
median steeple
SHIT SPORT
frozen glen
it's annoying
coarse dagger
Badminton
fading vale
Tennis is probably my favorite
median steeple
boring ahh state
hushed knoll
DUDE YES
nimble fiber
Have you ever had a bat friend
we have bats that fly around our house almost every night for as long as I can remember
fading vale
I miss Federer
hushed knoll
I'm kind of sick of the big guys
Like we need new blood
All over the court
That sounds weird
royal vortex
the ADMs on lights vs heavies are just very odd
i do not particularly understand why this is the case beyond an attempt at enforcing some target differentiation for certain attacks
hushed knoll
I'm not ritually sacrificing tennis players
royal vortex
like the maniac damage is just kinda an odd choice
coarse birch
thats my guess
delicate shadow
there's a lot of younger talent up and coming, takes time to get recognition and develop tho
frosty herald
what u need
dd2 soon
nimble fiber
I'm not ritually sacrificing tennis players
we know
coarse dagger
the only fun sports to watch are baseball and Japanese wrestling and with baseball that's only in person
hushed knoll
there's a lot of younger talent up and coming, takes time to get recognition and...
Yeah
delicate shadow
I like watching tennis
royal vortex
tinnitus players
delicate shadow
some of the matches are legit exciting
royal vortex
lmfao
coarse dagger
teehee
fading vale
There's a couple younger dudes near the top rn IIRC
hushed knoll
some of the matches are legit exciting
placid fiber
the only fun sports to watch are baseball and Japanese wrestling and with baseba...
except when they go into over time with a 0-0 score, in baseball... x.x
coarse birch
like the heavies are significantly better into cara/unyielding but thats like the main one
hushed knoll
I wish tennis were broadcast more
frosty herald
broke ass
coarse dagger
except when they go into over time with a 0-0 score, in baseball... x.x
but then there's at least beer, food, and looking at their butts
nimble fiber
Only thing I know about tennis is that they scream every time they hit the ball
hushed knoll
Are you Canadian
median steeple
hmmm whats it to ya
hushed knoll
I LOVE CANADIANS
fading vale
I'm very tired of seeing Nadal and Djokovic play though
royal vortex
like the heavies are significantly better into cara/unyielding but thats like th...
the problem i have with caxes is everything
really
hushed knoll
They are so collectable
placid fiber
but then there's at least beer, food, and looking at their butts
I was under-aged at that time... and I didn't really have any money on me either <.<
nimble fiber
what
royal vortex
such awkward weapons to do anything with
median steeple
hushed knoll
I love it when Canadians say "eh bud" and stuff
coarse dagger
I was under-aged at that time... and I didn't really have any money on me either...
I only went to my first and only baseball game because it was free since my mom's company was sponsoring it
hushed knoll
Adorable
coarse birch
the PA is also 0.9 into flak at best which is really weird to me as it is one of 2 horde clear moves on it and also costs stamina
nimble fiber
stan collecting humans
placid fiber
I only went to my first and only baseball game because it was free since my mom'...
I had gone with my youth group, that time... which was the one and only time I ever saw baseball live <.<
royal vortex
the push attack on every caxe has just bad damage outright
theyre all control moves which is sad
fading vale
the PA is also 0.9 into flak at best which is really weird to me as it is one of...
I just don't understand the purpose of a lot of push attacks
coarse birch
Antaxs is decent actually
median steeple
I love it when Canadians say "eh bud" and stuff
hoser detected
south folio
yeah the quality of push-attacks varies quite wildly
delicate shadow
cor blimey
fading vale
it's ok but like, you just don't need to push attack
median steeple
coarse dagger
I love making Canadians farm maple syrup for long hours of the day unpaid
coarse birch
Antax has over 1.0 ADMs into everything but cara on PA
royal vortex
Antaxs is decent actually
its like half the damage of a light
coarse birch
on like crit headshot
south folio
Antax has over 1.0 ADMs into everything but cara on PA
the forbidden knowledge
coarse dagger
I had gone with my youth group, that time... which was the one and only time I e...
Yeah I haven't seen a lot unless it's something I can go to for free LMAO
coarse birch
yeah the base damage is low still
placid fiber
I just don't understand the purpose of a lot of push attacks
You should see how bad the Executioner sword's push attack is, in vt2... Darktide's push attacks look good compared to that(except on the crucis)
fading vale
crucis push attack is at least usable now
coarse birch
I just don't understand the purpose of a lot of push attacks
yeah idk either
royal vortex
on a weapon that p much rides or dies on one shot breakpoints its just worthless
coarse birch
they are there
placid fiber
crucis push attack is at least usable now
Did they at least give it some cleave?
hushed knoll
THEY FORGOT MY DIET DR. KELP
fading vale
yeah
placid fiber
Thank fucking god x.x
fading vale
I think it's push attack is the ironhelm L1?
placid fiber
Having the push attack bounce off of a poxwalker was so fucking underwhelming <.,
ripe quest
THEY FORGOT MY DIET DR. KELP
Oh you would be a fish.
royal vortex
the achlys push attack should legit just be a rashad/antax l3 from the other side of the screen
coarse birch
yeah
south folio
weapons with a 2 bar push cost also make me sad
coarse birch
idk why its so awful despite being designed to use it
misty mason
So store broke huh
median steeple
THEY FORGOT MY DIET DR. KELP
calm down bubble bass
royal vortex
because its a weapon that has not had a real update since launch
ripe quest
So store broke huh
It'll be up later than usual.
misty mason
breddy funny
coarse birch
it would also be cool with all or nothing if it did something
nimble fiber
bread
coarse birch
the PA i mean
frozen glen
because its a weapon that has not had a real update since launch
become a tidetuber already so u can get into the playtest
royal vortex
become a tidetuber already so u can get into the playtest
i have opted for the bribery route
frozen glen
u can't do that ur gonna have a cat soon
royal vortex
i will pay to get my achlys rework proposal pushed to live
maiden path
royal vortex
how is the cat gonna stop me
frozen glen
it will take all of ur funds
misty nova
become a tidetuber already so u can get into the playtest
My followers will be nicknamed as nonbelievers
royal vortex
as the resident carolinian i deny you your ranch
nimble fiber
how could they
placid fiber
weapons with a 2 bar push cost also make me sad
What about this weapon trait, from Vermintide 1?
nimble fiber
thats better
frozen glen
small claims court over denied ranch
misty mason
Whats Vorher Court
hushed knoll
German autocorrect fucked me
misty mason
Raw?
nimble fiber
I guess
dusky chasm
become a tidetuber already so u can get into the playtest
a tidetuber? why are we tying up potatoes?!
south folio
What about this weapon trait, from Vermintide 1?
i'd prob just straight up reduce all push costs by 0.5x by default
hushed knoll
If it’s not raw then you can’t eat your slaw
nimble fiber
huh
misty mason
median steeple
that has to be the whitest thing ever said ngl
misty mason
Thanks for clarifying stan
south folio
or at least tune all 2 bar cost weaopns down to 1 bar cost
and have a stamina rebalance
hushed knoll
I am Latino
nimble fiber
are u
royal vortex
stamina existing as a system for like a handful of talents and otherwise being pointless in gameplay is so bizarre
@south folio hear me out
coarse birch
yeah it drains so fast too when your sprinting
royal vortex
rebalance skirmisher to give stacks based on stamina spent in the last x seconds
frozen glen
stamina exists for 9x stam on ogryn shield
nimble fiber
but what are u actually stan
royal vortex
and u may ask
misty mason
Implying Stan isn't a busted chat bot
royal vortex
"isnt this just desperation"
hushed knoll
Ich bin Deutscher
royal vortex
and the answer is NO because u have to regain stamina to spend it to keep the stacks up
hushed knoll
Batürlich
misty mason
nein
hushed knoll
Natürlich
nimble fiber
brotschneidemaschine
south folio
stamina maxxers would eat well
royal vortex
well also like
south folio
i'd personally like stamina stuff to be baked into an inexorable remake
and just delete skirmisher
hushed knoll
Ich hab nen deutschen Pass
royal vortex
weapon specialist has a stam regain-on-swap upgrade
why would u remake inexorable on VET
median steeple
misty mason
We all know Stan is Austrian
south folio
oh i just mean to delete skirmisher and throw that stuff to zealot
frozen glen
vet has inexorable?????
south folio
a rework i mean
nimble fiber
stan stop!
they cant understand u like that
frozen glen
zealot has skirmisher???????!!?!!!
royal vortex
sounds lame
south folio
ur lame
hushed knoll
stan stop!
they cant understand u like that
But you can
south folio
inexorable deserves better!!!
royal vortex
vet needs more interesting stamina interactions outside of deadshot
frozen glen
can u guys take this to marriage counselling
nimble fiber
But you can
true
south folio
true, they do have the most stamina economy stuff
royal vortex
the right side of the tree needs its own deadshot equivalent thing
frozen glen
they'd provide better dt reworks
royal vortex
and u could remake skirmisher into a real talent instead of something fake
hushed knoll
We all know Stan is Austrian
royal vortex
because like
hushed knoll
I am not a chair gay
royal vortex
nobody takes skirmisher atm
hushed knoll
The fuck
royal vortex
I am not a chair gay
u stand up?
hushed knoll
A painter*
placid fiber
Man... at least vermintide 1's defensive weapon traits felt like they actually did something... :/
misty mason
Why is stan
maiden path
why does it take youtube 10 minutes to check for copyright
hushed knoll
u stand up?
Can you do stand up comedy if you’re in a wheelchair
royal vortex
im not in a wheelchair
nimble fiber
bruh
royal vortex
i wouldnt know
frozen glen
lots of self deprecation jokes to be had there
frosty herald
Man... at least vermintide 1's defensive weapon traits felt like they actually d...
improved guard and second wind look hella good
coarse birch
do you think josho is in a wheelchair
nimble fiber
stan pls go to the shame corner
hushed knoll
im not in a wheelchair
Not yet
south folio
if he isn't then we can make it so that he is
frozen glen
that is very threatening
coarse birch
stan throwing out threats damn
placid fiber
Man... at least vermintide 1's defensive weapon traits felt like they actually d...
Like... Improved guard reduced block cost by approximately up to 65%... :/
nimble fiber
what
median steeple
coarse birch
you hear that arco
nimble fiber
u holiday
nimble fiber
and also bolivia
south folio
no
coarse birch
that would explain a lot
south folio
no
nimble fiber
wait arco is german too?
frozen glen
both of them failed in that regard
south folio
Anatomy fail
i'm going to throw fireants at you
placid fiber
wait arco is german too?
Arco is what ever he damn well pleases.
hushed knoll
wait arco is german too?
Er hat den Test bestanden owo
placid fiber
hushed knoll
Arco is a small Bolivian girl with a dream of becoming an accountant and opening up her own ice cream shop in Valencia
south folio
Arco is a small Bolivian girl with a dream of becoming an accountant and opening...
ni bu shi hao ren
frosty herald
WHAT
hushed knoll
ni bu shi hao ren
-500000 social credits
south folio
reality is being rewritten as we speak
sharp zodiac
Chinese?
nimble fiber
its canon
south folio
no i'm latino
frozen glen
no
nimble fiber
arco
median steeple
multiple timelines are converging
nimble fiber
u are so many things
nimble fiber
will it tho
placid fiber
no i'm latino
Meanwhile I'm as ghost white as the dead... x.x
sharp zodiac
no i'm latino
My condolences
hushed knoll
Josho Is Not Latino
sharp zodiac
Arco
Is
Not
Latino
...ainl
left iron
nimble fiber
three
sharp zodiac
Thought it was written like anul
median steeple
piza
sharp zodiac
That'd a relief
frank night
french
median steeple
hmm chesburg
sharp zodiac
Hoedog
nimble fiber
what
fair igloo
childog
nimble fiber
calmdowndog
sharp zodiac
Child po
nimble fiber
ayo
frozen glen
luna
fair igloo
whats updo
frozen glen
delete
placid fiber
Two what? Hotdogs? Pizzas? Subs?
What about 2 Jersey Mike's #13s with turkey on them? x.x
median steeple
nimble fiber
anyways
sharp zodiac
I wish jack black was real
nimble fiber
same
misty mason
Stan turns up and within 5 minutes chat has descended into slop
median steeple
jack black is the god dionysus
fair igloo
misty mason
Jack Black has spongebob personality
median steeple
i had that on full volume
nimble fiber
thanks for blinding
median steeple
my eardrumbs
fair igloo
i 'm sorry
nimble fiber
my eyes
fair igloo
it was a necessary evil
sharp zodiac
WHAT THE FUCK
median steeple
bug
nimble fiber
smash
sharp zodiac
median steeple
actual jumpscare
placid fiber
What about 2 Jersey Mike's #13s with turkey on them? x.x
I mean... provolone cheese, boiled ham, prosciuttini, cappacuolo, salami, pepperoni, and turkey isn't bad
nimble fiber
there is a jerma cat?
sharp zodiac
One with a jerma sus face cat that fucking shatters into pieces
nimble fiber
arco as a cat
sharp zodiac
How it feels being a CAS main
misty mason
maiden path
b bave bo bnemies 👽
median steeple
bo
ripe quest
my 2 cents on the Achly's PA is they should make the weapon the goofy one and give the PA an uppercut with a like, 2.5x finesse mod and 0 cleave. Give it a good gib modifier too. Then make L2 and L3 high stagger like 4-6 cleave bashes like the PA currently is. Chains into the H1 as well, L1 chains into the H2 and H3 then make the H2 and H3 non-loopable. Finally, as a finishing touch to the weapon, sneak in as many bugs as possible so it has tech. Give it a couple hidden lights and heavies too. Maybe even a hidden PA if you land an 8 long setup.
placid fiber
Meanwhile my only enemy is time... due to time almost always moving very fast for me... x.x
misty mason
tldr
misty mason
im not asking, im telling
placid fiber
hollow moat
how do we feel about the mk vii Tactical axe
nimble fiber
bread
misty mason
Butter
ripe quest
As a Taxe, it's a bit malnourished. The H1 PA is fun on it w/ BM.
ripe quest
im not asking, im telling
median steeple
hollow moat
nimble fiber
just gimme a garlic baguette and Im happy
misty mason
https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-you-merely-lack-the-proper-skill-lockstep1-rh...
I can't read
signal harness
why does finesse and penetration have to be so shit 
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/street-fighter6-street-fighter-luke-ken-street-fighter6-k...
Have you been to the cloud district often?
Oh what am I saying
Of course you don't
misty mason
That sounds like a *you* problem.
What does this say? I can't read
sharp zodiac
Something evil
placid fiber
Have you been to the cloud district often?
Every day of the year, my head is always in the clouds...
sharp zodiac
Something sinister comes
fair igloo
Impending Doom Approaches...
misty mason
Go cast your fancy magic somewhere else
signal harness
What does this say? I can't read
🫵 
frosty herald
# **Impending Doom Approaches...**
fair igloo
https://tenor.com/view/terraria-moon-lord-josh-hutcherson-whistle-gif-1127891775...
WHY ARE ONE OF HIS SETS OF EYES NORMAL AND THE OTHER SET IS ELDRITCH
frosty herald
dont question it
left iron
Curse of matrix upon yee
maiden path
sharp zodiac
How it feels waking up at 2am without your fan
maiden path
left iron
maiden path
sharp zodiac
Haters and those people will say it's fake
maiden path
Haters and those people will say it's fake
those people???
fleet zealot
Haters and those people will say it's fake
Those people
maiden path
sharp zodiac
The goatmen
maiden path
what do you mean those people
sharp zodiac
Demons
sharp zodiac
I don't know what you're talking about
delicate shadow
mephistopheles
delicate shadow
Beelzebub
sharp zodiac
Can't think of any Beelzebub other than the helltaker one
delicate shadow
they're all demons smh
sharp zodiac
Bug, goat, uh
fleet zealot
Oh fuck
I forgot justice
Ok i will concede
Most of the helltaker gals are great
sharp zodiac
True
fleet zealot
So i wont fight to the death
nimble fiber
sharp zodiac
FOR GOTHAM
frosty herald
sharp zodiac
I'm the god damn Batman
frosty herald
goontaker
nimble fiber
https://tenor.com/view/imman-yeahimman-man-batman-man-batman-gif-162224897080795...
why tho
just why
sharp zodiac
Holy shit it's man
frosty herald
sharp zodiac
OFFICER BOLES(BALLS)
frosty herald
OFFICER BOLES(BALLS)
this meme is so stupid i cant bring myself to not laugh at it
median steeple
Have you been to the cloud district often?
frosty herald
its just so hilarious
sharp zodiac
It just makes me cackle
median steeple
holy shit is that MAN
nimble fiber
https://tenor.com/view/murderer-pillow-gif-25218991
was he essential I cant remember
frosty herald
the crongler
sharp zodiac
Jingleberry
frosty herald
jerma
median steeple
holy shit its
frosty herald
oh my god i cant wait for season 2 of the
sharp zodiac
It'll be peak, when he fights reverse
delicate shadow
it was me, barry
sharp zodiac
I still don't get how he gets shot by Thomas
median steeple
frosty herald
imagine being a supervillain and your entire existance is to be the biggest hater of a dude that was better than you
sharp zodiac
Paradox
maiden path
it was my fault you failed the clutch to a berserker
nimble fiber
plot armor
sharp zodiac
I love owl man
median steeple
thawnes whole existance is a paradox or something
sharp zodiac
The only evil batman I like
sharp zodiac
Which means if he does kill flash he doesn't exist
But that doesn't mean he can't be a inconvenience
frosty herald
reverse flash wakes up early for his 7 to 22 grind at the hater building
delicate shadow
I love reverse flash
maiden path
I love reverse flash
what about reverse reverse flash
ornate bone
Thawne deez nuts
delicate shadow
he exists for no reason but to be a cunt
median steeple
sharp zodiac
He's like that one guy in your workplace
median steeple
Bro what is this gif
misty mason
Is that where you pretend to flash someone but you have clothes on
sharp zodiac
Who just exists to be a dick
maiden path
you guys like reverse flash but when i like dung eater its an issue
when will this discrimination stop
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/the-flash-flash-the-flash-season8-fusionanimations-negati...
What the fuck
solar gorge
Bro what is this gif
i have a friend who used to watch flash, apparently it's dogshit
frosty herald
you guys like reverse flash but when i like dung eater its an issue
yeah but dung eater steals your soul out of your butthole
delicate shadow
Who just exists to be a dick
but somewhat charming and funny instead of just a useless prick
median steeple
the despicable ass muncher
sharp zodiac
i have a friend who used to watch flash, apparently it's dogshit
It was good for a bit
maiden path
he's so fucking cool
ornate bone
Flash is ass
solar gorge
i like dungeater because his face matches his name
sharp zodiac
And not Batman
median steeple
Bro is in the area between predator and prey eye placement
delicate shadow
why's his armour covered in weird sphincters
ornate bone
Anus armor
fading vale
those are bananas
solar gorge
he's an omen larper
misty mason
Cause he's the dung eater
maiden path
yea
median steeple
Omen horns
maiden path
he kills omens too so it doesnt make sense half the time
maiden path
his sword is the spine of an omen
median steeple
maiden path
dungeater is the goat
delicate shadow
he's so fucking cool
he's got kinda small hands too
maiden path
he just wants to be part of the minority
solar gorge
goat of goobers
violet root
IM JUST KENNNN
ornate bone
ANYWHERE ELSE I'D BE A TEN
maiden path
he's like the malcom x of the elden ring world
sharp zodiac
Oh but if I rip out some teenager's spine anf use it as a weapon I'm not goated I'm "a fucking monster"
Thanks society
misty mason
Hug wife is best girl in ER anyway
sharp zodiac
And Baki
maiden path
Hug wife is best girl in ER anyway
SHE'S EVIL
sharp zodiac
Apple fritter
misty mason
All the Rani simps can go eat dung
solar gorge
best char in elden ring is goldchad the everbased
median steeple
fuck you
maiden path
atleast dungeater isnt scared of being evil
misty mason
SHE'S EVIL
She's perfect
median steeple
i am fucking the MOON
sharp zodiac
All the Rani simps can go eat dung
I'm gonna blow your house up
frosty herald
D is the goat in elden ring
maiden path
hug girl is too scared to be evil
solar gorge
and d too yeah
sharp zodiac
nothing better than banging the Moon
frosty herald
all my homies love D
solar gorge
best armor set in game
maiden path
'erm im not evil just let me hug you (debuff)'
sharp zodiac
Call me gru
solar gorge
i killed fia for my homie d
median steeple
shout out bernahl
misty mason
Except the goth hug wife
frosty herald
the best character is obviously kenneth haight
sharp zodiac
Shout out to boc
solar gorge
here's the elden fit
median steeple
im sorry but patches is in the game so he is the best
sharp zodiac
Died because I didn't call him beautiful
maiden path
D1 swag meiser
frosty herald
D1 swag meiser
he stood on business
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/twerp-dark-souls3-dark-souls-ds3-point-down-gif-23863376
Vicky seeing a 10 year old with depression
solar gorge
i really hope the bosses for the dlc don't have absurd resistance to holy
maiden path
people who kill lautrec are the people who kill patches cause he ruins their power fantasy with a single kick
sharp zodiac
Wait who's Lautrec again
frosty herald
people who kill lautrec are the people who kill patches cause he ruins their pow...
getting the fap ring early vs getting his armor and other goodies
frosty herald
Wait who's Lautrec again
dude who kills the firekeeper in ds1
sharp zodiac
Oh yeah
maiden path
we need more npcs in fromsoft games that just fucking obliterate you at every level to humble you if you try to kill them
sharp zodiac
Honestly I never played ds1
median steeple
the dark souls world version of prime hater
maiden path
bloodborne goated
sharp zodiac
Pc port when
frosty herald
they shouldve put the mohgwyn palace invader varre as the overworld varre
maiden path
mods pull up me killing the wet nurse first try
solar gorge
the dark souls world version of prime hater
delicate shadow
maria my beloved
solar gorge
someone said prime
median steeple
maiden path
sharp zodiac
Oh do not let me and her in the same room
median steeple
fuck that boss
maiden path
first try dressed as micolash
frosty herald
bloodborne needs to be ported so i can experience the greatness that is the arcane logarius wheel build
solar gorge
sadly BB on pc will never happen
frosty herald
wtf we can make polls now
solar gorge
sony too stoopid
drifting wolf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOyoeM6CXdw
what kind of name is that for an enemy
median steeple
baby maid 3000
sharp zodiac
For a baby's nurse
maiden path
wet nurse is pretty easy as a final boss
sharp zodiac
That we kill
misty mason
Just gib blood borne 2
maiden path
just alot of health
frosty herald
what kind of name is that for an enemy
she saw your kirkhammer and couldnt contain herself
solar gorge
Blood borne pc...when the world finds peace
ornate bone
LADY KNIGHT MARIA MARIASON OF THE ASTRAL HOROSCOPE DATABASE TOWER PLACE STRUCTURE BUILDING
sharp zodiac
Yeah
frosty herald
mergo is legit just stand behind her and spam charged heavies
median steeple
ornate bone
I want to borne bloods
maiden path
THE GOAT
maiden path
mergo is legit just stand behind her and spam charged heavies
DID U
play
lboodborne
frosty herald
no
maiden path
excatly
median steeple
bloodborne has some banger osts
maiden path
she's too fast to spam heavies half the time
median steeple
holy blade my beloved
sharp zodiac
Bro that horse man
maiden path
bloodborne meta is stupid
sharp zodiac
Nnhh
median steeple
sharp zodiac
Giggity giggity goo
median steeple
I FUCKING LOVE MOONLIGHT GREATSWORD RAAAAAAAAAAAH
sharp zodiac
Best design of it too
misty mason
How bout that Rom the Vacuum spider
ornate bone
I bet Bloodborne is as fucking stupid as DS3, but the fact I can't play it makes me expect it to be a godlike game
median steeple
vicar isnt even the hardest enemy in that fucking room
median steeple
the fucking crow of cainhurst
maiden path
How bout that Rom the Vacuum spider
mos difficult boss ever.......
median steeple
FUCK that guy
sharp zodiac
CRRUUSH
maiden path
the fucking crow of cainhurst
he is easy just dont try to 1v1 him fairly
let him just keep using his bleed move
then parry the shit out of him
fair igloo
frosty herald
let him just keep using his bleed move
make him proc the katana and let the dot kill him
maiden path
its a battle of attrition.................
frosty herald
dumbass used sepuku whilst hes bleeding out
fair igloo
https://tenor.com/view/blue-eye-samurai-mizu-ibuprofen-gif-2721026662420073357
Is that when they take ibuprofen and it turns their eyes blue?
sharp zodiac
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/263161542697156608/1214812777219104839/DI...
Eminem's been real quiet since this dropped
maiden path
sharp zodiac
Eminem Prime
maiden path
chat watch me kill owl father
median steeple
god they should've made it so RoB fucking killed you once you spammed it
maiden path
owl father is harder then the final boss
fair igloo
I remember the leviathan's heart p-2 theory
sharp zodiac
https://tenor.com/view/blue-eye-samurai-mizu-ibuprofen-gif-2721026662420073357
Is that that one blue eyed Samurai film
frosty herald
fuck
sharp zodiac
That was peak
median steeple
im so sad
frosty herald
dragons dogma 2 is coming out at 1 am
frosty herald
i really should play sekiro again
frosty herald
high monk is so insanely peak
fair igloo
Just fight rinda with a devil's claw that's basically sekiro
polar nexus
Just fight rinda with a devil's claw that's basically sekiro
which claw?
median steeple
bloodborne fans and sekiro fans have one thing in common
we aint ever getting something new
fair igloo
which claw?
i dunno :)
frosty herald
we aint ever getting something new
sekiro was supposed to have lady tomoe as a boss
sharp zodiac
we aint ever getting something new
One game lets me shove my hand inside of a pig's rear and shoot it
The other doesn't
frosty herald
never forgiving fromsoft
median steeple
fromsoft cutting peak from their games is a tale old as time
remember the cut archstone
fair igloo
beetlejuice when i drink him
sharp zodiac
You will become a beetle
median steeple
weevil
nimble fiber
median steeple
maiden path
oh yhea
sharp zodiac
Bro does not need to do allat
maiden path
the twitter hashtag for beetlejuice 2 said 'the juice is loose'
and i thought oj simpson killed again
median steeple
lmao
sharp zodiac
That's funny
maiden path
sekiro was supposed to have lady tomoe as a boss
it was probably just blade bitchs move from elden ring
forgot her name
frosty herald
malenia
maiden path
yuh
median steeple
I am malenia blade of miquella
using the goofy ahh darkmoon blade build she aint that bade
besides
healing
frosty herald
goofy ass stealing the entire moveset from a good boss
cant wait to demolish her after exploring the entire dlc
median steeple
yeah why doesnt she become a good boss
like gaping dragon
or royal rat authority
frosty herald
or miquella will make malenia an ally
sharp zodiac
She could never be covetous demon
maiden path
or royal rat authority
Those who choose to serve the Rat King must have the courage to face His challenges.
sharp zodiac
Do not let me and the royal rat authority into the same room, I WILL be making rat stew
maiden path
Do not let me and the royal rat authority into the same room, I WILL be making r...
said rat when it has a dogs moveset
and fucking bow legs
maiden path
that is sif
median steeple
im begging
sharp zodiac
That is a canine that was adopted by the rat people
median steeple
the founding mythos of rome
frosty herald
throw me to the royal rat authority and ill come back as an established chef
maiden path
median steeple
drowsy steppe
delicate shadow
ornate bone
Me raiding a very dangerous and deadly tomb with Quinoa
calm salmon
wtf is going on in here
maiden path
ornate bone
Me when I sleep with my head pointing ever so slightly downward
frosty herald
stone fern
did he die or did half life alyx retcon that?
nimble fiber
median steeple
solar gorge
instead alyx is captured by gman
this mf spoiling HLA
misty mason
too many gifs
solar gorge
and it's peak writing
frosty herald
this mf spoiling HLA
its been 4 years😩
median steeple
Gman you hack
stone fern
and to think if people didnt buy cs knife hats we'd have half life 3
solar gorge
its been 4 years😩
it has yet to be surpassed
last plover
maiden path
you mean the dude from skibidi toilet?
skidobopdopdopyes
full nebula
whats better for the mark 6 knife? lacerate?
frosty herald
executor uncanny
ripe quest
Uncanny + Precog/Executor/Riposte
merry flume
maiden path
get the seliana commander coat mod
i saw dat
was gonna install it but didnt think too
i hate all shotgun hbg users
forgot 2 say dat
fucker came in and just stunlocked a monster to death
wasnt fun at all
hbg would be 10x better if it was focused around big damage and good positioning
like a sniper
greatsword but ranged
jaunty nexus
Best heavy sword variant?
north sedge
preference
drowsy steppe
you mean the dude from skibidi toilet?
Die
polar nexus
Mk7 is for distinguished gentlemen and pro golfers, MK6 is fake Katana and MK9 is your average lawnmower
full nebula
how are any of those better than bleed if it needs to crit from bleed stacks tho
polar nexus
???
polar nexus
lacerate is bad
full nebula
not on mark 6
fossil crag
Bleed is bad
polar nexus
max bleed stacks is 16, you get that in 2 crits with flesh tearer
fossil crag
Bleed to proc crits good
ignore that emoji i like the way you think
coarse birch
Bleed is a means of proccing crits which you can just get through scourge ye
full nebula
fleshtearer also requires hitting weakspots and the mark 6 isnt all stabs like the 3
coarse birch
Its not a damage source to be built into
polar nexus
but the real pb with lacerate and that you have to not hit a wp to proce it... on the weapon where you want to hit WP
fossil crag
Bleed to proc crits good
wait bleed as in crit to give 8 bleed stacks 👀
polar nexus
fleshtearer also requires hitting weakspots and the mark 6 isnt all stabs like t...
no, it's crits
coarse birch
Yeah knife is all finesse not hitting WS/critting is actively taking the worst weapon
polar nexus
happen more from weakspots?
no
polar nexus
you don't crit because you hit a wp, that's totally separate
full nebula
i have uncanny fleshertearer and uncanny lacerate on mark 6
drowsy steppe
wait bleed as in crit to give 8 bleed stacks 👀
Yes which is why flesh tearer is objectively the better bleed blessing to have
full nebula
on seprate
polar nexus
you crit because of crit chance
full nebula
ive also heard fleshtearer isnt as good because of the hit registration
polar nexus
i use uncanny fleshtearer on zealot most of the time
coarse birch
Flesh/uncanny is your better bet between those 2
Lacerate is like bottom 5 blessings in the game
Given the context of the weapon
full nebula
but what about on the mark 6
coarse birch
Yeah still on mk6
fossil crag
Yes which is why flesh tearer is objectively the better bleed blessing to have
yep i agree with that 
top dmg 9/10 times in my lobbies with charge zelot with sometimes being out dmg with a pysker named Rossel
polar nexus
ive also heard fleshtearer isnt as good because of the hit registration
wait, what, how?
full nebula
it sweeps bodies half the time tho
tropic pelican
Aim higher?
coarse birch
Both are still heavily built into finesse
left iron
ive also heard fleshtearer isnt as good because of the hit registration
What has hit reg got anything to do with flesh tearer? It procs on crit, which are not weakspot hits. Crits roll on the strike and can happen on bodyshots as well, weakspot hits is hitting the, well, weakspot
ripe quest
ive also heard fleshtearer isnt as good because of the hit registration
few weapons have this issue anymore. Knife isn't one of them.
polar nexus
coarse dagger
the psyker trying to hold back the mutant flood really ties it all together
polar nexus
the psyker trying to hold back the mutant flood really ties it all together
that gif is so funny lmao
coarse dagger
it's so good....
polar nexus
and the explosion with the guy
left iron
Give me another matrix which, combined with this one, only multiplies the top numbers by 10
frosty herald
you would do so much more damage with executor...
polar nexus
Give me another matrix which, combined with this one, only multiplies the top nu...
ask exhil
full nebula
yes stabbing crushers perfectly in the head is ideal but in huge groups its not practical
im not a stand around and watch zealot
left iron
Its something something
|10 0 0|
|0 1 0|
|0 0 1| im pretty sure
full nebula
its like dodging 10 overheads at the sametime
sounds like you need to play higher difficulty
left iron
Nah bro sedition is too hard for me
coarse birch
Its still p predictable like
polar nexus
i only play auric sedition
full nebula
man people really love talking about theoretical
coarse birch
Its not that theoretical you just hit them in the head, you can still hit it even after they swing
left iron
I, too, find it difficult to aim at the head level of the enemies
maiden path
left iron
We're in this together brother
coarse birch
Not like they have tricky movement
coarse birch
Aim higher?
calm salmon
I, too, find it difficult to aim at the head level of the enemies
Its not even really difficult to aim at head level. It's that there's 75 enemies on screen and they have about the jankiest animations on the planet because of how chaotically they move.
Especially shit like Dreg Stalkers and Scab Shooters who react insanely to incoming fire thanks to suppression mechanics.
left iron
Fair, but their argument is against crusher rn, which are very easy to single out through hordes
full nebula
lmao
calm salmon
scab stalkers are at least kind enough to ignore suppression and walk straight at you.
coarse birch
Yeah im talking about crushers in particular
full nebula
my horde dealing is running around in circles and stabbing not breaking the group apart
calm salmon
You need to go back to aimlabs
and go dedicate 4 hours a week to practicing your aim
cause holy shit
frosty herald
the mk6 knife is just easier to use
full nebula
christ you guys are so condescending lmfao
polar nexus
the only problem i have with elites in a horde is with the claw because my parry will be eaten by some random mob
full nebula
im sure you're all chill people irl
ripe quest
full nebula
not disliked at all lmao
christ people on the internet really insufferable, no wonder this is all yall do lmaoo
polar nexus
what?
still quartz
Yeah I know
coarse birch
If you wanna base your opinion of me off me saying you can hit a crusher in the head go ahead ig
coarse dagger
Bulwarks move around a lot with that stupid shield in the way. Crushers have long reach. Sometimes it really do be a challenge to get head shots on them
polar nexus
sorry but isn't that a bit condescending?
left iron
Nah bro, hes the bestest of us all
still quartz
Nah everyone knows that being better than everyone else for internet brownie points is the most important
He's gonna argue that he's right and you're wrong
Watch
full nebula
its not condescending to say "LOL BRO GET BETTER AIM WHILE YOU'RE FRANTICALLY RUNNING AROUND FOR YOUR LIFE LOLOLOL"
no wonder people get turned off to this shit lmao
fading vale
is there another bleed idiot here
median steeple
coarse dagger
its not condescending to say "LOL BRO GET BETTER AIM WHILE YOU'RE FRANTICALLY RU...
You're also being rude about it which makes people not want to listen to you
ripe quest
Most people here are just Auric HiStG or Maelstrom nerds who have played too much of the game. You'll see advice or comments that matches that.
median steeple
what the fuck is goin on
coarse dagger
Gamer moments dw
frosty herald
full nebula
if you scroll back a bit you'll see i was asking legit questions and everyone else is making me out like im blind with aim or something
