zealot-class

[ripe quest]

The thing with the XV is due to Rampage, even at 0% CT you can still proc it against Scab Bruisers and with it up you hit 4 bruisers, which is the full damage cap worth. If you have >10.3 cleave you can hit 5 with Rampage up.

[proud scroll]

I’m running shred/ perfect strike on it. So I’m wondering if the extra is worth it but I guess so if it still counts as a crit

[ripe quest]

mm, I'd probs just go to Savage Sweep since you can consistently hit the 3 enemies required due to high base cleave, and having up to 33 cleave consistently is more than enough for crit CDR. If you have >10.5 cleave you can get half an ult (assuming Fury of the Faithful) back per swing against scab bruisers, which is also enough to get a full ult vs. fodder.

[ivory marlin]

Stan have you seen me talk about my decks?

[charred trellis]

hello folks
looking for someone who can 100% surely do the twins mission on damnation and do so with me in their party
I only ask here bc I see there is activity here

[ivory marlin]

There are some lfg chats if you want a better response

#vox-lfg-nasa is probably your best bet

[charred trellis]

thx hermano

[hushed knoll]

No why

Have you sent an unsolicited deck pic

[ivory marlin]

I did accidentally send a unsolicited deck list to my friend but no

I’ve spent roughly 2k on my decks

[hushed knoll]

Oh wow

[ivory marlin]

Yeah

And i will buy more

Working on a grist deck

And another green black deck

And a wubyrg mry deck

And maybe a blue black deck

Oh and a bolas deck

Possibly a dragon deck too

[hushed knoll]

Oh god

All I see are dollar signs

[royal vortex]

get ur eyes checked

[frank night]

Hostility

[frank night]

Short man syndrome

[royal vortex]

height has nothing to do with it. i just want you dead

[frank night]

Mankar shoot him

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-horrors-beyond-our-comprehension-low-tier-god-mods-banned-gif-8530537273735940092

[ripe quest]

yee the chain weapons have a bit of a hard time getting bit hits in on the Chaos Spawn if you don't have the timings down.

In an actual game a bulk of your damage w/ a chain weapon is gonna be hitting them while they are aggro'd on another player.

[frosty herald]

Let your teammates agro the chaos spawn

[ripe quest]

Your best bet would be w/ a Thammer if you aren't super confident with your skills. Crucis can 2-3 shot it and Ironhelm has less hitstun when you land a big hit.

[ember yew]

you could try to kite it with a ranged weapon if you cant get a feel in melee, he's pretty annoying for melee, compared to something straightforward like Ogre

Bolter probably the best, but the timing for reload could be quite small which could catch you in a really bad situation, flamer - not sure, you can test that one, as i dont have a good flamer to test, i solo'ed him with Columnus 5 and all Braced autoguns available, so these work, but i can't say that it's fast.

In the actual gameplay situations, with MK15 try not to agro him first (let someone other get the agro on it)

so you can slap his back with heavy revved attacks

[south folio]

yeah p much just spam non-sticky attacks on cspawn if it's aggro'd onto you
at least on chainsword it's less painful cuz i just run a crit build so i'm not dying to the cspawn at least

[ember yew]

getting toughness back with second wind (on dodge) and chastice

[frosty herald]

bait the chaos spawn into jumping over a ledge

it will 100% work

[south folio]

yeah enduring faith + second wind alone is just a lot of toughness economy

and zealot having +50% toughness DR during dodges

so even if you get hit during a dodge, you still get the benefit of the DR

[nimble fiber]

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-react-fish-react-him-thanos-gif-26859685

[nimble fiber]

im confused, why we shooting againts arco?

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796795318129131582/1125385784380375180/image0_9.gif

[quasi marsh]

wut

[nimble fiber]

[quasi marsh]

oh

the tree

[visual blade]

i told sb about a build you made for me and told them to thank you

cuz it's your build, really

[quasi marsh]

no problem

stealth fun

[south folio]

wtf did i do u lil shit

[ripe quest]

https://imgur.com/YiLoVg1

[south folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/772475843510796320.gif?size=80&quality=lossless

[nimble fiber]

[ripe quest]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/487387789814661121/866129230977957898/image0.gif

[royal vortex]

you're welcome

[left iron]

[left iron]

The better question would be 'why arent we shooting against Alco more often?'

[nimble fiber]

because u put away the gun, and fight the goose with your bare hands

alco?

[left iron]

Alcotash

[nimble fiber]

is arco secretly an alcoholic?

[left iron]

Maybe

[median steeple]

bug

[nimble fiber]

smash

[quaint verge]

he is latino

[nimble fiber]

ah stan shenanigans?

[frozen glen]

arco is the demon in ur ear

he will tell u to consume obscene amounts of alcohol

[nimble fiber]

and that he will turn u into lasagna

if u dont do it

[left iron]

Elp

They took my ability to move

[quaint verge]

[frosty herald]

it is a suit of steel armor

[left iron]

Tungsten steel armor* you bozo

[royal vortex]

couldn't've happened to a better person

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-when-i-get-you-grab-hagscraft-hoarah-loux-gif-11194373446447194887

[left iron]

I attached 3 additional tungsten steel plates to it when i made it

Gotta make sure i cannot be hurt

When my movement is 0

[frosty herald]

just spam like 20 mines and bear traps

[left iron]

Im throwing incendiary grenades at everything that moves

Especially if they're right next to me

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-jackass3d-explosion-flying-jackass3d-ending-gif-24900912

[left iron]

Lmao somehow i get to go first

Throw better next time

[sharp oyster]

Got a dumb question

Zealot/Veteran guns don't share from different operatives right

[coarse dagger]

don't thbink so

[left iron]

If you mean if you have access to the shared weapons between the classes, no. If your zealot, for example, has a great lasgun, its stuck on your zealot and you cant use it on vet. With blessings though, they are shared between all classes

[sharp oyster]

Hmmm

[ember yew]

TL;DR It's stupid, but that's how it is

[sharp oyster]

I want to create a new operative, is Veteran a fun class

[left iron]

As in, you unlock blessings for lasgun on your zealot. You can use those on your vet and psyker as well

[ember yew]

but you dont want to experience the pain of rolling new stuff

and that's understandable

[sharp oyster]

Well that's something at least

[spare talon]

wow ogryn really is just easy mode

[sharp oyster]

I already have 150 hours with ogryn

More than enough

[spare talon]

but im still learnin him

[sharp oyster]

I like the kettle helm so much

[sharp oyster]

Karnak twins are empty

[sharp oyster]

nobody's playing that anymore

[sharp oyster]

So blessings are shared

[left iron]

Yes

[sharp oyster]

That's good at least

[left iron]

So you can use all your shotgun blessings on vet if you do decide to make one

[sharp oyster]

I don't even know what people build on veteran

[left iron]

Vet is fun, it takes a bit more effort than zealot though

[coarse dagger]

veteran is more utility

[sharp oyster]

Tbh the most painful part of Zealot was getting the good rolls on weapons

[left iron]

It'll be the same for vet unique weapons, because they're good

[sharp oyster]

[left iron]

Plasma, peesword, shobels etc

[sharp oyster]

I'll just grind plasteel until they keep their promise of improving rng

[spare talon]

i just built my veteran like i built my zealot
toughness junkie revolver and dclaw user with melee buffs

[frosty herald]

mk6 powersword and botler is a good pick

just good luck on power cycler 4

[sharp oyster]

On what

[ember yew]

power sword blessing

[left iron]

Peesword

[sharp oyster]

And what does that do

[left iron]

2 extra powered attacks on the T4, T3 is 1 extra attack

[misty nova]

Gives you more swish

[south folio]

not be confused with swoosh

[sharp oyster]

I don't know what the powersword does so

I didn't even create veteran

[south folio]

activation gives more damage and cleave for a single attack

power cycler lets the activation stay around for 3 attacks

[ripe quest]

It gives you access to Chainsword cleave profiles for a limited number of swings per activation.

[frosty herald]

power cycler is very strong with the push stab

[south folio]

something like the ironhelm special

[frozen glen]

i wish ironhelm had a variant where the special doesn't cleave but has better dmg

[formal umbra]

I didn't really get the psword until I started using the push attack and it quickly became one of my favorite weapons with weapons specialist

[ripe quest]

yee they should revert the changes it got so it has like maybe 1-2 cleave but then boost the damage by 20%

though it might be strong on the H3 so only like 10% maybe

[frosty herald]

im still coping for power greatsword

[south folio]

🤔

[frozen glen]

that's a great idea exhil

[south folio]

2h force sword 2h force sword

[frozen glen]

we should indeed kill arco

[royal vortex]

1 handed shock maul release just a week away! wooho! i am so excited about this information.

[left iron]

Where new force staves

I've waited since 2022

[royal vortex]

psyker deserves NOTHING

[ripe quest]

From what I can tell the weapons we'll be getting in order of how finished they are is 1h power maul that is a taser, and then Ogryn pickaxe and 2h power sword releasing together.

[left iron]

Fuck off Josho

[frosty herald]

erm fatshart when penance news

[left iron]

Your opinions are garbage

[south folio]

I think we should dig a big hole for redverse's body to inhabit

[frosty herald]

power pickaxe

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-kneel-aiiieee-gif-25204089

[frozen glen]

I can't believe they are releasing the 2h power axe next patch

this is amazing news

[coarse birch]

🙏

[south folio]

can't believe they let ogryn mains have opinions

[ripe quest]

Yes, I will now demand FS to release this obviously finished weapon. I cannot believe they're hiding content from us, probs will be for the battlepass smh

[left iron]

TRUE

[royal vortex]

im deleting my ogryn

[coarse birch]

Unnecessary

[royal vortex]

dead class

[placid fiber]

tfw you want something, but you know that if you abuse it... you're gonna be left with ~1 full heart and a lot of enemies to fight still...

[nimble fiber]

grab lil skeleboy

[royal vortex]

only zealot and vet deserve new content

[ripe quest]

Psyker is literally rotting in a corner it's so funny

[placid fiber]

Goddamn it... I knew I was gonna do it lol

[frozen glen]

it's time for the 10th tree rework

[royal vortex]

TRUE

bringing back the old weapon specific keystones

[coarse birch]

You are impressively wrong at all times

[south folio]

psyker's choice of weapons 🥲

[formal umbra]

"do you want a force sword or a dueling sword"

[royal vortex]

i am correct in every opinion i hold sincerely 🙂

[nimble fiber]

ay I mean u can grab Illisi, illisi or illisi

[south folio]

gib single target precision staff

[frozen glen]

psykers utilizing the power of the warp to stab harder

[south folio]

pls fatshark

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[royal vortex]

i genuinely want them to make staffs that fill the niche of different gun archetypes

[frozen glen]

this is just the ds4

[royal vortex]

like we need a shotgun staff

[coarse birch]

[royal vortex]

yesterday

[frosty herald]

psykers exploding into daemons at 100% peril when?

[royal vortex]

it's so easy. they took shotguns away from psyker in the beta. GIVE THEM A SHOTGUN STAFF

[south folio]

I'm riding the warp

[nimble fiber]

that would be the end

[frozen glen]

psykers should have the vets plasma or the zealots flamer as a staff

[ripe quest]

Wouldn't entirely mind this if they were weapon specializations instead of unlocks. Could do some fun stuff with it.

[frozen glen]

😐

[royal vortex]

i prefer talents that have in-built preferences for certain weapon archetypes rather than being weapon specific

those forms of progression need to be kept separate

[coarse birch]

I just want more melee weapons, staves would be nice tho

[royal vortex]

weapon specialist is cool because the guaranteed crit works way better with certain weapon types than others but it isnt a talent that literally only works for lasguns

[royal vortex]

tbf i think staffs are more popular as like the psyker weapon cuz theyre the way in which u get powers

[ripe quest]

yee that's what I was thinking. Some talents that we have rn would fit right in w/ certain keystone ideas.

[royal vortex]

doesn't change the fact the only new psyker exclusives have been melees

[south folio]

aasaaaaahshdeojrjdjdhhfntnhnfnjg

[coarse birch]

Yeah overall staves should come first i just want more melee stuff personally

I dont think my playstyle is what the average person wants out of psyker

[frosty herald]

force claymore now

melee psyker will reign supreme

[coarse birch]

I will finally be at peace the day we get more melee stuff + 5 assail shard nerf

[south folio]

2h force sword OwO

single target warp staff + 2h hordeclear force sword

give it to me fatshark

you mrorhebffj

[coarse birch]

Theres more that i want for psyker thats just that like attack speed somewhere

[coarse birch]

Hey stan

[south folio]

it was intentional unlike stan

a masterfully crafted word

[coarse birch]

How am i supoosed to tell

[south folio]

this is an art, unlike what Stan is doing

[south folio]

consider having a more appreciative eye for art

[coarse birch]

Wow

I defend your set up

And this is how you treat me

[south folio]

everyone is an enemy

[coarse birch]

Only for you

[frozen glen]

like the imagine dragons song

[coarse birch]

Arco would like imagine dragons

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-goose-omg-hi-goose-gif-25611702

[south folio]

I don't think I've ever listened to any of their songs

[south folio]

hiiii whooore!!!!

[coarse birch]

Good

Youll be happier that way

[placid fiber]

Any time I see my 1st option of spice I forgo all logic and take it... even if there's something like a yari launcher <.<'

[frozen glen]

raadioooooooo

activvvv

eeuuuuuu

[fading vale]

also psyker guns are just so uninteresting

[south folio]

doesn't remind me of anything

[fading vale]

oh the misery

[frozen glen]

goddammit

we have to get the tiktok songs out for arco

[south folio]

old ass bitch

[royal vortex]

arcotash has never used a social media in his life

his goose appendages do not allow him to

[fading vale]

have you not seen Arcane

[south folio]

kids these days on tiktok

the league of legends show?

nah

I don't watch movies

or shows or anything of that sort

[fading vale]

what do you do

[frozen glen]

why

[south folio]

books or playing games

[royal vortex]

harrass people in parks

[coarse birch]

Spare arco do not show him tiktok stuff

[south folio]

I don't like movies because I'd rather have my own pacing for enjoying a story

e.g., I prefer books

[coarse birch]

Tbf i dont watch movies or shows that often either

[south folio]

or comics

[frozen glen]

we need to go back in time and find what went wrong with arco

so like

5 minutes ago

[south folio]

oh only 5 minutes?

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/goose-gif-5452772

[royal vortex]

My desk is so smooth

[south folio]

my housemates occasionally show me tiktok stuff and it's the deranged stuff

[south folio]

u know what's also smooth

[royal vortex]

ur graphics?

[south folio]

your brain

[fading vale]

GOTTEM

[royal vortex]

im setting myself on fire

[south folio]

did you recently clean your desk or get a new one or what

[royal vortex]

its a stan quote

[south folio]

or is this a sudden realization about your desj

[misty nova]

thought it was one of those mom jokes

[south folio]

oh

[royal vortex]

i am channelling his energy

[frozen glen]

get a better monitor

fix the holes in ur wall

[royal vortex]

theres not that many holes in my wall

[frozen glen]

adopt ur cat

[royal vortex]

well theres the one i made with my foot

[frozen glen]

clean out the battery drawer

[royal vortex]

the cattening occurs in a little under 48 hours

[south folio]

throw the meth out

[frozen glen]

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

[fading vale]

CARL

[south folio]

oh right the cat

[coarse birch]

Josho cat pog

[south folio]

48 hours until pics

[royal vortex]

dude llamas with hats was so fkin funny the first time i watched it

and then it struck me the cat looks like a carl

[frozen glen]

josho gonna pop up in chat wondering how to deal with the cat incidents

[royal vortex]

huge carl energy from this dude

[coarse birch]

"Guys he took my seat"

[fading vale]

house plants

[royal vortex]

LMFAO

HOUSEPLANTS

HAHAHAHAHA

oh that looks deranged

[frozen glen]

not out of character

[coarse birch]

Yeah dont worry

[royal vortex]

no u dont get it thats a stanism

[coarse birch]

Nothing changed

[royal vortex]

also what the fuck

rude

[south folio]

stanism

sure whatever schizo

[royal vortex]

i dont even remember the full story

[coarse birch]

It probably is a stanism

[fading vale]

where's the animal crossing guy dancing

[royal vortex]

OH YEAH

[fading vale]

oh it is

[south folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/772475843510796320.gif?size=80&quality=lossless

it's the first gif in my favorites list

[royal vortex]

i have so many favorited gifs

[coarse birch]

Arco only sends this to anger me

[frosty herald]

ayo why he breaking it down

[royal vortex]

i got rid of like 50 unmentionable gifs and theres just so goddamn many

[south folio]

I would never

[royal vortex]

theyre all random nonsense

[hushed knoll]

Why did I read that as favorited yiffs

[south folio]

why would I intentionally antagonize yoshi

[royal vortex]

man i dont fkin know

[south folio]

hi stan

[left iron]

[fading vale]

stan delete this

[hushed knoll]

HI ICE

HIBARCO

[frosty herald]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/738ee1fbf147c2d229139d4b88752b86/tumblr_pbmfj4u8CQ1ufyue6o1_540.gif

[hushed knoll]

HI ARCO

[royal vortex]

dont do it to me stan

thank u

[coarse birch]

I dont deserve this 😭

[hushed knoll]

I have freeze peach

[royal vortex]

its been a minute since i shaved my face and i am very strangely aware of my actual hair touching my face now

i blame stan

[frozen glen]

because ur an evil spawn

[hushed knoll]

What

[royal vortex]

you did this to me

[hushed knoll]

Are you saying I lit up your nerves or something

What

[south folio]

a false statement

[royal vortex]

u poisoned my food

[hushed knoll]

Arco is cute as a baton

Button

[royal vortex]

baton

lmao

[south folio]

I disagree

[frozen glen]

u mean the baton that's used to commit numerous acts of violence

[frosty herald]

i can never ever imagine that you have facial hair

[placid fiber]

sigh I want it so bad... but I'm just too goddamn poor...

😦

[hushed knoll]

Is this candy crush

[south folio]

true he's a baby

[royal vortex]

god has cursed me so

[frozen glen]

the twink death approaches

[placid fiber]

Enter the Gungeon, and that's Spice. Which... basically makes you better, at the cost of potentially buffing enemies...

[frozen glen]

it is inevitable josho

[fading vale]

my beard can currently reach over my eyeballs

[hushed knoll]

Laz what

[royal vortex]

what kind of measurement is this

have you made it reach over your eyeballs

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

i have a few years at least

[coarse birch]

Mine definitely cannot although i also dont let it get too long

[fading vale]

I mean I don't have a better measurement

[hushed knoll]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT call Josho a Twink

[frosty herald]

i shave my facial hair regularly cause i look better shaven clean

[royal vortex]

why????

[south folio]

my dad had some sick ass side burns and I'm sad I didn't inherit that

[hushed knoll]

You’re not a twink

[royal vortex]

how would you know???

[coarse birch]

Ducks cant have sideburns

[frozen glen]

rude

josho can be whatever he wants to be

[royal vortex]

please dont say something out of line

[south folio]

youre as bad as stan

[hushed knoll]

You just don’t give off twins vibes

[placid fiber]

It's, more or less, drugs. <.<

[royal vortex]

what vibes do i give off then

[hushed knoll]

Not twins

Twink

Not Twink

[coarse birch]

Only for you 😇

[royal vortex]

i was supposed to be a twin but the other guy pussied out before birth

what vibes do i give off stan

[placid fiber]

Once your curse gets above a certain point there's a chance of a cleansing shrine to spawn, which lets you cure your curse... at the cost of 5 bullets per curse point

[frozen glen]

I would never commit a stan

[quaint verge]

[nimble fiber]

hi stan

[hushed knoll]

HI ASRIVAL

[hushed knoll]

Southern otter

[royal vortex]

wow

[hushed knoll]

What's wrong

[royal vortex]

im going to have to kill you

[hushed knoll]

WTF why did I think your pfp was anime Mount Rushmore

[quaint verge]

[royal vortex]

i mean i can kind of get that one

tbh

[hushed knoll]

I'm just kidding lol

I'm not that dumb

[coarse birch]

Although hes had it for months

[coarse birch]

Hmmm

[royal vortex]

i was fully willing to take you at your word

[coarse birch]

Yeah ngl i believed it

[hushed knoll]

Goddddd this pillowcase is so cool and crisp

Money well spent

[nimble fiber]

eh close enough, I feel relieved

[hushed knoll]

Was it not asrival

[royal vortex]

dont rip ur sheets this time

[nimble fiber]

wait the pillow is crisp?

[frozen glen]

why is the pillow crisp

[hushed knoll]

You've never had crisp bedding?

[nimble fiber]

no

never

[hushed knoll]

I feel like we've had this conversation before

[nimble fiber]

isn't crisp like crunchy

[coarse birch]

@south folio you are unfunny and your sins continue to grow. You serve no purpose.

[hushed knoll]

NO

[nimble fiber]

ok stop yelling

[quaint verge]

thats a sensory thing, move on

[royal vortex]

why are u like this

[frozen glen]

why is yoshi talking to arco like josho does

what have u done

[coarse birch]

He assaulted me in dms

[royal vortex]

have u considered being nice to him

[coarse birch]

Have i

[royal vortex]

why are u asking me

i dont fkin know

[coarse birch]

Have you considered using your critical thinking skills

[royal vortex]

the situation has not called for it

[coarse birch]

ive tried to be nice to arco many times

it never works

[hushed knoll]

Why doesn't he understand

[nimble fiber]

stan do u know bärchenwurst?

[hushed knoll]

I wish I didn't

[royal vortex]

kindness is a weapon

[nimble fiber]

u hurt my feelings

[royal vortex]

utilize it

[coarse birch]

i have even mentioned me being nice to arco and him not reciprocating

[royal vortex]

to quote a vile man

he is a sonderry

[hushed knoll]

Noooo wtf

[coarse birch]

he is a demon spawn incapable of more than one emotion

[frozen glen]

u guys have corrupted yoshi

[nimble fiber]

I like bärchenwurst but only the chicken flavor

[left iron]

[coarse birch]

hey im still nice to people who do not wrong me

[hushed knoll]

HI ICE

[frozen glen]

it is too late

they have brought out the worst in u

[hushed knoll]

ICE IS LIKE THE RARE RALTZ THAT APPEARS IN THE BEGINNING OF SAPPHIRE

[left iron]

He is gone

[coarse birch]

this is triue

[hushed knoll]

NOOOOO

[nimble fiber]

raltz?

[royal vortex]

such as i

[left iron]

[coarse birch]

your nice to me generally

[hushed knoll]

You can find a Raltz that early but it's rare

[royal vortex]

y'roue*

[nimble fiber]

I believe u stan

[frozen glen]

do not utilize the lovecraftian apostrophe

[left iron]

He is comparing me to a little dweeb

Its over for me

[sharp oyster]

Is the veteran chat good to trust

Just to learn about Veteran

[royal vortex]

u are not allowed to dictate my actions

[nimble fiber]

shit good question

[royal vortex]

the quality of ur advice will depend on the ppl who answer

[nimble fiber]

I was never there so I wouldn't know

[frozen glen]

shave ur facial hair

[royal vortex]

just take stuff with a grain of salt

[sharp oyster]

Huh

[royal vortex]

away evil spirit

[nimble fiber]

oh no

salt mentioned

[coarse birch]

josho grow out your bear

[nimble fiber]

RUN

[coarse birch]

beard*

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[quaint verge]

just default dance on him

[royal vortex]

what was i doing

oh yeah

[frozen glen]

being ugly

[quaint verge]

on a specific holiday

[royal vortex]

thats uncalled for

[coarse birch]

that is in fact uncalled for

[royal vortex]

there was another separate thing i have also forgotten

fuck

[frozen glen]

it is warranted for u have an evil personality

[coarse birch]

josho when presented with more than 1/2 a task

[frozen glen]

true beauty lies in the kindness u share to one another

😊

[royal vortex]

my fuckign brain does nOT work right shut up

[left iron]

Channeling his inner ogryn

[royal vortex]

better than yesterday though

[coarse birch]

yeah you were gone yesterday

[royal vortex]

god knows why

[coarse birch]

"dhsdadiosadhs helbore" - josho yesterday

[frozen glen]

timed out in the bad boy cage

[royal vortex]

what matters is it worked

[coarse birch]

it did work

[royal vortex]

i could watch myself miss shots in real time and know i was going to miss before i started moving my mouse

it was amazing

[coarse birch]

as opposed to watching yourself miss in fake time?

how do you usually miss

[royal vortex]

im not explaining myself that does sound stupid when phrased that way

[sharp zodiac]

Wow what a fucking idiot

[royal vortex]

warthunder

ew

[coarse birch]

josho hates all of lunas games sad

[royal vortex]

i cant play that game

[coarse birch]

although tbf the only one ive played you play is MH

[royal vortex]

the monetary cost of smashing my keyboard

is too high

[left iron]

I mean, most of them so far have been terrible

SO thats kinda understandable

[frozen glen]

did josho play mhw

[coarse birch]

well and DT ig

i doubt it

[royal vortex]

no

[sharp zodiac]

Skill issue

[frosty herald]

isnt this world of tanks?

[sharp zodiac]

Never played that

Hated that one

[coarse birch]

you never played it but you hated it

[royal vortex]

u dont have to interact with something to hate it

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[coarse birch]

ok but phrasing something as "hated that one" sounds as though you played it and disliked it

as opposed to not liking the idea or concepts behind it

[frozen glen]

my hungry ass could never play tank games

[royal vortex]

what

[frozen glen]

u heard me

[coarse birch]

"my hungry ass could never play tank games"

seemed pretty clear to m,e

[royal vortex]

i read you

i did not hear you

idiot

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

what

[frozen glen]

that's pretty much the same thing

[coarse birch]

remember when josho said that he was nice to people who were nice to him?

[hushed knoll]

Why what

[coarse birch]

or is red exempt

[frosty herald]

he was lying

[royal vortex]

why why what

[nimble fiber]

what what what

[frozen glen]

am I exempt from what

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

HUH

[left iron]

Taxes

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

You are exempt from taxes

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-happy-cat-dancing-cat-dance-cat-meme-cats-gif-18148399523684423227

[frozen glen]

I wish I was

[hushed knoll]

Cats can't twerk

[nimble fiber]

[left iron]

Just dont pay them and tell your government thats how it is

[hushed knoll]

ASRAVAL NO

[left iron]

They'll believe you

[royal vortex]

this cat is busting it down

and u cant stop it

[nimble fiber]

but why not stan

[frozen glen]

stop looking at other cats

[hushed knoll]

Do you bust it down

[royal vortex]

not once

no

[nimble fiber]

[coarse birch]

josho can you teach your cat to twerk just for stan

[royal vortex]

also no

[sharp zodiac]

If it doesn't have planes

[hushed knoll]

Asia rn no

[sharp zodiac]

It's equivalent to a starving homeless guy

[hushed knoll]

Asraval

[royal vortex]

asia rn

[sharp zodiac]

I'm going to ignore it

[coarse birch]

asia rn

[nimble fiber]

ah damn

[coarse birch]

peace can only last for so long

[nimble fiber]

I was so happy being me again

for how long, a few minutes

[hushed knoll]

I think I accidentally took an extra benzo today

I am so sleepy

[coarse birch]

ngl if im yoshi it feels weird at this point

[fleet zealot]

"and I'll do it again"

how did fatshark fuck up the shop timings, or well, who did cause they said it is out of their control

daylight savings?

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah probably

[nimble fiber]

then go to sleep stan

[sharp zodiac]

Or they're dum

[royal vortex]

is this an often occurrence

[hushed knoll]

I already took a n7et

Nap

[median steeple]

fuckinnn flying charger

augh

[nimble fiber]

drink coffee

[hushed knoll]

No I am very careful with my medication

[hushed knoll]

Already did

[frozen glen]

are u comfywomfy stan

[nimble fiber]

go outside and take a short walk

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile instead of getting some sleep, myself, I was plagued by insomnia... so I went and beat the past for the hunter in Enter the Gungeon... x.x

[hushed knoll]

Yes

Are you reading

Redberse

[royal vortex]

what helps keep me awake is reminding myself that i must outlast my enemies

[hushed knoll]

Redverse

[frosty herald]

fatshark rotation is weird

[hushed knoll]

What is a gungeon

[nimble fiber]

can a fat shark even rotate?

[frosty herald]

used to be friday then thursday last rotation was wednesday

[median steeple]

not like the shop was gonna be anything good

another hood with eye holes

[frozen glen]

why are u asking me this

[hushed knoll]

No I meant to type your game

[frozen glen]

obviously I've never learned to read

[hushed knoll]

Name

[coarse birch]

im so fuckin dumb bro

[royal vortex]

tell me something i dont know 🙂

[nimble fiber]

no you're yoshi

[coarse birch]

what the FUCK

[hushed knoll]

You can't aggresively slightly smile

[placid fiber]

I haven't the slightest clue, tbh... but it has to do with something in this game.

[hushed knoll]

That's Arco's thing

[frosty herald]

suddenly we get the most beautiful set ever graced upon darktide

[royal vortex]

i can and have

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[coarse birch]

yall are just hounds

[hushed knoll]

[coarse birch]

fiending waiting for me to say something

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/infinite-wealth-ichiban-kasuga-ichiban-by-the-nine-im-tweakin-like-a-dragon-gif-10336401465010050963

[median steeple]

if we do I will do one dare

[frozen glen]

this is what u get for associating with these creatures

[nimble fiber]

[median steeple]

because I do not believe that will happen

[nimble fiber]

literally so mean

[royal vortex]

yoshi one of like 4 notable qualities i have is being funny ur just gonna have to deal with my superior comedic skills

[frosty herald]

macabian jannisairies when

[coarse birch]

josho my dog would have made that joke

[royal vortex]

u have an exceptionally funny dog

[coarse birch]

ok ill give you that one

[nimble fiber]

is your dog a stand up comedian

[royal vortex]

[left iron]

Thats such a low hanging fruit im not going to make the joke

[coarse birch]

none of my dogs are stand up comedians

to my knowledge

one def isnt

[royal vortex]

u just said ur dumb

[median steeple]

wha

[royal vortex]

perhaps it is time to expand ur horizons

[median steeple]

how

[frozen glen]

perhaps even to the forbidden west

[royal vortex]

oh my god shut up

[coarse birch]

i mean im not home often i could be wrong

[north sedge]

I'm not sure anything has made me laugh harder than stan mixing up Michael j fox and jamie fox

[frozen glen]

wahoo horizon this week

wahoo wahoo pc port

[royal vortex]

rebders cant wahoo

[frosty herald]

formidden west coming out on the same day as dragons dogma 2

[median steeple]

ghost of tsushima soooon

[frozen glen]

shcbut the fuck ouopp

[frosty herald]

the game cursed to always be overshadowed by a bigger release

[coarse birch]

i could never get into horizon zero dawn maybe ill try it again

[royal vortex]

that game has been scrubbed from my memory

[coarse birch]

i got west free with my ps5 still havent tried it

[median steeple]

damn first it got hit by elden ring then DD

lmao

[royal vortex]

ps5 owner. laugh at him

[frosty herald]

nah

[coarse birch]

fuck ER

[frosty herald]

it was breath of the wild first i believe

[coarse birch]

i also own a PC you fuck

[royal vortex]

proof?

[frosty herald]

botw elden ring and now dd2

[coarse birch]

and a switch but tbh that doesnt help

[frozen glen]

lmao nintendo shill

[royal vortex]

nintendoid

[coarse birch]

it is literally just for smash

[frosty herald]

better see you not using anyone besides kazuya

[frozen glen]

owning a switch will get u anything but smash

[left iron]

[median steeple]

so HZD came out a month before Wilds, and FW came out 7 days before ER

[median steeple]

it got fucked and is gonna get fucked again

[royal vortex]

i bet u got this off google images

also why did u take that question seriously

[median steeple]

who ever is choosing release dates needs to be fired lmao

[frozen glen]

god the lighting

[coarse birch]

because i happened to have a picture

[nimble fiber]

yoshi hands reveal

[frozen glen]

what have u done

[coarse birch]

yeah the room had weird lighting

[frosty herald]

horizon 3 comes out and the expansion for monster hunter wilds also comes out lmao

[coarse birch]

cause its by a big window

[frozen glen]

turn off the window

[placid fiber]

I'm not sure what actual quality enter the gungeon is... but it adds 1 feature left out in countless games... the ability to pet the doge...

[coarse birch]

wil do

[median steeple]

god I cant wait for wilds

please

[fading vale]

lmao ps5 owner

[coarse birch]

trust me i hate the switch

WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED

[placid fiber]

I usually don't think about that ability, since I am more foucsed on surviving x.x

[frozen glen]

because u own an Xbox series x

[frosty herald]

no games

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1220451531648663572/copy_88AE051A-F9C1-4BAC-8EBB-C48C42D8759D.mp4?ex=660efd10&is=65fc8810&hm=43812b4320edd0e4394d8251410a8f814aba71efd5e86b0c179e1e8d5a8c68e7&

[frosty herald]

truly a sad fate for a console

[median steeple]

no games greentext

[coarse birch]

i have everything but Xbox

[frozen glen]

unlimited bacon

[frosty herald]

playstation legit only has ragnarok left and bloodborne

[median steeple]

they refuse to use bloodborne and its killing me

fucking PLEASE

[coarse birch]

i also got the ps5 for a good deal

[frosty herald]

sony refusing to port the game that will print money to pc

[coarse birch]

its really just a FF machine tho

for the ones not on PC

[royal vortex]

still dont know what it is 🙂

[frosty herald]

final fantasy?

[coarse birch]

you know my response

i cannot repeat it

[median steeple]

sorry but we're getting TLOU2 remaster dont worry

[royal vortex]

cowardice

[median steeple]

naughty dog is a fraud of a studio

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-anime-sad-future-trunks-gif-5185596

[coarse birch]

your a bad influence

[royal vortex]

im a very good influence

[frosty herald]

the fact that were getting that dogshit ported vs bloodborne

[royal vortex]

i have improved the lives of many

[left iron]

Y'roue*

[hushed knoll]

What if josho had to lay on a bed of seashells

[median steeple]

josho is too small to be an influence

[royal vortex]

i dont like either of these comments about me

[quaint verge]

[hushed knoll]

Ice why are you a rare pokeom

Pokemon

[left iron]

[coarse birch]

pokeom

[royal vortex]

god i want to say something so badly

but i cannot

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120299759316520960/1220461567171100702/NIl7UMtYM9VNgUDr.mp4?ex=660f0668&is=65fc9168&hm=d518723adb4f49984e586d34d3053fa3e8ae97518794fa6f7b0eb4242f5fc0b5&

[quaint verge]

just dm it

[median steeple]

just do

[royal vortex]

nope

[left iron]

Do it coward

[coarse birch]

cowardice

[frozen glen]

josho is darktide influencer........

[coarse birch]

:)

[royal vortex]

it remains in the recesses of my smooth brain

[left iron]

Ah, then it cant have been too funny

[coarse birch]

(it will be gone in 20 seconds)

[royal vortex]

one day i will get on the playtest

[left iron]

Carry on

[royal vortex]

its the security system

[frozen glen]

isn't telo like ur best friend

[frosty herald]

tanner's secret brother

[hushed knoll]

SAY IT CANADA

COWARD

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[left iron]

YEAH CANADA

[median steeple]

josho when will you start your darktide YT career

[royal vortex]

telopots got into the playtest and he has said some foul things

[royal vortex]

the chances of this have been destroyed since the microphone situation worsened

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/pmt-barstool-canada-boys-pardonmytake-gif-7382402

[frozen glen]

foul things like what

[hushed knoll]

would you only hve ice-type pokemon

[median steeple]

how tf did it get worse

does it combust when you scream?

[placid fiber]

OKAY I WILL: I think you are more mentally stable than a lot of people I have met in my life/online.

[coarse birch]

youd still peak a good mic

[left iron]

No, ice typing is terrible

[royal vortex]

things that may not be repeated here

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

I used to work in a dementia ward tho

<.<'

[hushed knoll]

But you are ice

[royal vortex]

the point is there is hope for me yet

[frozen glen]

what does that MEAN

[coarse birch]

you would be a good playtester

[quaint verge]

No wonder the bar was low

[frosty herald]

i will surely be selected for playtester after not having played the game since december

[coarse birch]

oh wait im not supposed to be nice to josho

[median steeple]

you know who else has

[hushed knoll]

Josho should be a steamer named banana swirlz

Streamer

[placid fiber]

If you want me to be honest... the demented residents that I used to work with raise the bar, at the end of the day...

[coarse birch]

is he worth an arbys card

[royal vortex]

i would not name myself that

tbh

[hot cipher]

you guys... I have been TRYING to like the heavy sword but I just can't

[royal vortex]

NO

DO NOT

[left iron]

Sure thing steamer banana swirlz

[median steeple]

dont make yourself like a weapon you dont like

real

[coarse birch]

i am sorry josho i had to

[royal vortex]

post ur hsword(s)

[hushed knoll]

Dude arby's is trashy

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-burnham-bo-burnham-inside-2021-gif-22033713

[hushed knoll]

Go to Panama Bread

Panera

[coarse birch]

oh thats what it was

[royal vortex]

we dont talk about that here.

[hushed knoll]

NO

[coarse birch]

ive never been to arbys

actually

[hushed knoll]

We're nott alking about sutituuhg on cheusts

[signal prism]

I went to Arby's once in college, never again.

[coarse birch]

idk if we even have it

[royal vortex]

STAN SHUT UP

[hot cipher]

this one I like the best of them all

[median steeple]

arby's blows

it sucks

[left iron]

[median steeple]

hell food

[hot cipher]

I've made like 5 different combos

[royal vortex]

perks on it are bad

[hushed knoll]

OMG it's cereal

Ceramic

[frozen glen]

stop eating fast food

[hushed knoll]

Ceramic

Cera

[median steeple]

stop eating

[coarse birch]

F

[signal prism]

Oh no...

[royal vortex]

weakspot is universally bad as a damage perk on weapons

[placid fiber]

I say this because... they at least had a reason for why they were acting they way they did... the people I've met from online... I am sure at least 40-60% did not have a good reason...

[hot cipher]

• crit chance and dmg?

[nimble fiber]

rip

[royal vortex]

because it adds to the additional damage gained from a weakspot rather than the total damage on headshot

[hushed knoll]

Fist food isn't really fast anymore

[royal vortex]

generally on hswords u go flak/maniac or flak/elite

[hushed knoll]

I waited like 10 mins for a fuckin hashbrown

Fast

[nimble fiber]

a what

[hot cipher]

combine with bleed build?

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Hah brown

Hash

[royal vortex]

uhhh you can but it's not necessary

[quaint verge]

So you are saying that we need to put stan in a dementia ward. Noted

[royal vortex]

hsword works with any keystone really

[nimble fiber]

oh

was it good?

[hushed knoll]

Like the fried potato thing that looks like a credit card

[hot cipher]

idk it just feels so mid

[hushed knoll]

They are always good

[royal vortex]

if im doing blazing piety crit stuff i usually use a hs7 because your horde clear is more light-oriented so you can build scourge easier

[nimble fiber]

huh

ok now im confused

[median steeple]

what age does dementia start showing symptoms again

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/330l1p

[frozen glen]

a credit card

[royal vortex]

when u slice... u slice

[hushed knoll]

Hash browns look like credit cards

[frozen glen]

where u getting credit card hashbrowns

[nimble fiber]

do they now

[coarse birch]

hashbrowns do not look like credit cards

[hushed knoll]

Yes they Dough

Do

[nimble fiber]

thats what confused me

[median steeple]

where is teh connection other than they're both square

[frozen glen]

stan do ur credit cards look like hashbrowns

[nimble fiber]

nah

[median steeple]

do you pay with hashbrowns?

[coarse birch]

are you asking for the corners of your hashbrowns to be cut off

[hushed knoll]

You could legit swipe a hashbrown

[median steeple]

no

[nimble fiber]

stan u can pay me with hasbrowns

[median steeple]

grease

[royal vortex]

the specific thing to keep in mind is its really goood into hordes/flesh targets, so unarmored/infested/maniac are all really good damage types for it, it's ok into flak but its noticeably worse, and then its not really ur main option for unyielding/cara

[hushed knoll]

Are tou saying credit cards cabn't have grease

[coarse birch]

itll work vs flak if you have rampage up but yeah overall its flak ADM isnt crazy

similar to dclaw

er

flak

not cara

[hot cipher]

combined with revolver for good results, but still I think I prefer a lot of other things --

[frozen glen]

credit cards shouldn't have grease

[quaint verge]

nor used tissue

[hushed knoll]

My credit card has some white scuff on it and I have no idea where it came from

I can't rub it off

[fading vale]

hsword is one of the stronger weapons in the game

[frozen glen]

it's gonna be slippery and u drop it into a sewer and next thing u know ur down 5k usd

[hushed knoll]

Credit card don't hold Monica

Money

[royal vortex]

i actually prefer a bolter with hsword. u can get much higher DPS into armor than a revolver does esp w/ a blazing piety build

[median steeple]

who is monica

is she nice?

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/mju5zg

[hushed knoll]

Your mom

GOTTEM

[nimble fiber]

why is monica being held?

[frozen glen]

holy moly bolter hsword

[coarse birch]

bolter hsword is pog

[royal vortex]

return to tradition

[frozen glen]

the most underrated zealot build pre patch 13

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248454

[coarse birch]

also pre patch 13 ass

loadout

[royal vortex]

it doesnt have stun grenades or martyrdom

[hushed knoll]

Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[royal vortex]

so its not REALLY p12 zealot

[median steeple]

fish school

what do they be learning

[nimble fiber]

now im the weather boy????

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ISbbSopXA

[hushed knoll]

Ong I'm about to dive face first into a ranch salad

[coarse birch]

everyone is weatherboy

[royal vortex]

"ranch salad"

[coarse birch]

oh god

[nimble fiber]

ah I feel at peace

[hot cipher]

I preferred bonk stick over hsword

[median steeple]

epic video unavailable

[quaint verge]

He is just projecting

[hushed knoll]

I Sam not a weatherboy

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/helldivers-2/clips/22kHAy1WF89z_5/d1337GpkR88a?invite=cr-MSxBV08sMTk0NjM5OTEyLA bug space program

[hushed knoll]

Am not

[nimble fiber]

hi sam

[hushed knoll]

No

[quaint verge]

ok, weather child

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-inspect-binoculars-eyes-gif-25483688

[hushed knoll]

OMG HI AQUILA NOTICES U

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/naked-snake-big-boss-metal-gear-solid-binoculars-checking-gif-17591950

[median steeple]

big ol eyes

[hushed knoll]

Pays ur mortgage

OwO

[royal vortex]

what weapon to are u referring to as bonk stick

[delicate shadow]

UwU

[frozen glen]

woah

[royal vortex]

theres a couple u can describe that way

[coarse birch]

crusher prob

[frozen glen]

can I have my mortgage paid too

[hot cipher]

maul* not hammer

[hushed knoll]

No

[royal vortex]

ah

[median steeple]

big STICK

[hushed knoll]

Cuz mort means death in Fronch

French

[delicate shadow]

love when people pay my mortgage which doesn't exist

[royal vortex]

yea crusher is p versatile and has significantly more cc

[frosty herald]

BEB!!!!!!!!

[hot cipher]

lol trying alt weapon combos after like... 1400 hours in game lol

[royal vortex]

its my favorite zealot melee by far

[frosty herald]

dd2 is almost out

[hushed knoll]

STICKBUGS CAN'T DANCE FFS

[nimble fiber]

fronch

[coarse birch]

that stickbug is clearly dancing'

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-gif-18045226

[median steeple]

fucking

WRONG

[delicate shadow]

crusher and dclaw are the only melees I can feel alive on any more

[hushed knoll]

No

[coarse birch]

dclaw is pog

[hushed knoll]

No

[quaint verge]

Hey Mort

[nimble fiber]

praise the dancing stickbug that can in fact dance

[royal vortex]

the non-parry attacks on dclaw all feel lackluster to me

[frosty herald]

you dont have enough faith

[median steeple]

Pool nooodle

[hushed knoll]

Stan taking notes stan taking notes odjaeojd 😒

[delicate shadow]

but they're MY lackluster non-parry attacks y'know

[coarse birch]

i also have been liking ds2

4 is stinky

[royal vortex]

i just cant vibe with em

[quaint verge]

aquila wanna pin it?

[hushed knoll]

No KFC

Jfc*

The fuck

[delicate shadow]

yeee fair, I can vibe with dclaw

[coarse birch]

once i got used to it it felt very nice

idk about one tho never used that thing in a real match

[hushed knoll]

I've neer been able to ue the Detroit clw

Devil vclae

Claw

[royal vortex]

the dc1 is literally just not a real weapon

[delicate shadow]

you just have to accept you aren't killing crushers any time soon with it (outside big boy parry plays)

[frozen glen]

Detroit CLAW,!!!!

[royal vortex]

it does not have an original moveset