zealot-class

[coarse birch]

SORRY I WAS YELLING AT SOMEONE BEFORE

LEFT CAPS ON

[placid fiber]

MAKES SENSE I GUESS

[fading vale]

NO PROBLEM

[coarse birch]

IT WAS WARRANTED

[placid fiber]

That was fun lol

[left iron]

WAS IT ARCO?

[fading vale]

the one I'm watching right now is called Nodame Cantabile

[coarse birch]

not this time

[fading vale]

it's really nice

[coarse birch]

i was yelling at skele

[placid fiber]

Not Silky!

as Stan named Skele this morning...

[coarse birch]

because the combat axe code actually names moves in a way that makes some amount of sense despite being grouped in with shovels/taxes which made me very happy

because it was much harder to tell what moves were what in the combatsword code

[drowsy steppe]

Stole this from Reddit

Thammer discussions be like:

[jagged aspen]

what do with it

ive got mercy killer i think

[placid fiber]

Over flesh tearer, right? lol

Also I would just steal uncanny strike on that

[drowsy steppe]

you wanna just replace flesh tearer for mercy killer or riposte

though precog is Finesse, which buffs your weakspot and crit damage so,

[left iron]

Riposte is crits you doofus

You're thinking about precog

[jagged aspen]

Really? I thought flesh tearer would be better

[drowsy steppe]

oh shit you right

[jagged aspen]

Not that I'm informed

[left iron]

Bleed sucks ass

[jagged aspen]

If only I'd known

[drowsy steppe]

nah bleed on zealots like

used to proc crits from scourge, and by extension for piety keystone

[left iron]

Bleed is a crit enabler for zealot, nothing more

With scourge from the talent tree

[safe tusk]

Yeah

Bleed is for crits

And marginal boss DPS

But then again

@fading vale shows up with his thunder hammer

And you're like :)

[drowsy steppe]

otherwise bleed is pretty lame and shouldnt be really build towards

and anyone who says its good is just having placebo

[safe tusk]

Bleed is niche and doesn't actually kill things well

Vets trying to make me take bleed grenade

In the old system

That was a fun meme

[jagged aspen]

Oh okay then

[fading vale]

regardless the first target on that knife is too low

[drowsy steppe]

bleed nades are whatever

[jagged aspen]

I just imagined bleed was good on the knife since it really wants you to build into it

[fading vale]

take uncanny and roll a better one

[drowsy steppe]

good cc tool tho

[safe tusk]

You'd think so but sadly this game

[fading vale]

flesh tearer is acceptable if you have uncanny it's just not the best

[drowsy steppe]

you like

[left iron]

You're better off killing the thing rather than bleeding the thing and waiting for it to die

[drowsy steppe]

kill things faster than what bleed can do for you

[safe tusk]

Bleed back in beta though

[left iron]

Executor/precog + uncanny is what you should aim for

Uncanny is non negotiable

[fading vale]

but 48 first target is just too low

[jagged aspen]

I wasn't really relying on bleed anyway

[coarse birch]

yeah sadly 48 FT will REALLY hurt

[jagged aspen]

Yeah ill roll a couple more

[coarse birch]

but uncanny still good to have

[fading vale]

which is sad cause otherwise that knife is perfect

[drowsy steppe]

FS crafting system be like:

and the defenders will say

[safe tusk]

Maybe in 3-6 months

We can fix it

[drowsy steppe]

"YOU DONT NEED TO CHASE THE PERFECT WEAPON"

[safe tusk]

I mean they're not wrong

IT's just an ass argument

[coarse birch]

tbf you dont but it doesnt fix the crafting

it makes it slightly less miserable if you arent going for perfect

but its the same issues

[drowsy steppe]

its a FS created problem and we had to suffer for it

[safe tusk]

"You don't NEED it" "Okay but what the fuck is the point of crafting then"

[jagged aspen]

Something to do between content updates?

[safe tusk]

Truly

At least it's improved over the

Nearly two years now?

[drowsy steppe]

last content update was back in december and now we just wait till late march and see what FS has been cooking

[safe tusk]

Playing on release

When we had NO CRAFTING

That was life

RNG your way into a decent weapon

[nimble fiber]

ye honestly just binge a show or something

[jagged aspen]

Meh, flawed games are made to be drifted between

[frosty herald]

play another game

[safe tusk]

I like DT

[nimble fiber]

learn skills like

fighting bears

[jagged aspen]

Play destiny for a day, play dark tide for a day

[safe tusk]

But man does it not feel fun to grind

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-metal_gear-hand-drawf_gekko-gekko-gif-23006770

[safe tusk]

I just like playing the game

[frosty herald]

play smelldivers

[fair igloo]

The problem is that you WANT good weapons to come out of ur crafts and that's why the game refuses to give them to u

u need to trick it

[drowsy steppe]

playing other game doesnt fix this game man

[meager turret]

ye olde desire sensor

[nimble fiber]

drink away the pain

[safe tusk]

I don't get the perfect weapon I want, but I do get the perfect weapon I don't want and just made to try it.

[fair igloo]

"Honestly. I don't care if this godroll revolver gets handcannon/surgical/flakiac. I wouldn't even be disappointed if it didn't get it honestly, I don't care"

[fair igloo]

see the desire sensor is real!!

[hushed knoll]

[nimble fiber]

[drowsy steppe]

the biggest cope is just accepting that there isnt a way to get what you want out of the crafting system for the longest time and just roll with it

[hushed knoll]

I'm sorry but mushrooms can't dance

[nimble fiber]

imma roll until Im poor

always

[meager turret]

I go for something "perfect enough" and start cleavin heretics

[fair igloo]

Then why is the mushroom dancing right there?? it's proof

[hushed knoll]

IT'S NOT PROOF

[fair igloo]

IT IS PROOF IT'S RIGHT THERE

[nimble fiber]

u see stan doesn't work like that

[maiden path]

when u break into a house but they trying to roll a god roll thammer

[placid fiber]

The proof is in the pudding

[nimble fiber]

u can send him some stickbugg dancin

[formal umbra]

I'm gonna horde my mats now that I know they're gonna do something to the crafting system and once they do whatever it is they do I'll be ready

[nimble fiber]

and he doesn't accept it

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-gif-18910704

[meager turret]

I can't believe you've done this

[fair igloo]

i didn't care about my weapons but the game kept giving me godrolls when i first started crafting and it permanently skewed my weapon standards for the worse

[hushed knoll]

'

[placid fiber]

The game does shit like that

[hushed knoll]

wu\jf

Fuck

Stickbugs

[placid fiber]

Stan are you okay?

[hushed knoll]

Don't

Dance

[placid fiber]

YES THEY CAN

GOD

HE's STICKBUGIST

[nimble fiber]

[fair igloo]

"Okay I just want a decent grenadier gauntlet to use on my shieldgryn I hope i get something nice"

[hushed knoll]

Impossible

[placid fiber]

HE'S BUGGIST AGAINST STICK BUGS

The nerve, Stan

[fair igloo]

stickbugs DO DANCE ok

[hushed knoll]

Buggist isn't a thing

No

[fair igloo]

speciesist

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[meager turret]

yes

[hushed knoll]

No

[nimble fiber]

[fair igloo]

helldivers are buggist so it's possible

[placid fiber]

This argument is so dumb and I love it

[hushed knoll]

Helldivers are the good guys

[nimble fiber]

and now don't tell me penguins cant dance

[maiden path]

if whatsapp was in zealot class chat

[hushed knoll]

I've never seen a penguin dance

[fair igloo]

that's positive helldivism

[formal umbra]

Don't worry we'll be buggist too once they add Genestealers finally

[placid fiber]

Have you ever seen a penguin?

[nimble fiber]

have u never seen happy feet?

[meager turret]

I saw a movie about one

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/helldiver-helldivers-helldivers2-chestbump-flag-gif-2708234001444907997

[fair igloo]

Have you nrever watched happy feet????

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[placid fiber]

Was it living?

[hushed knoll]

Happy feet isn't real

[meager turret]

why not

[maiden path]

chat remember what word fits in infantry

infant

[fair igloo]

If it's not real then why have we watched it

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[nimble fiber]

true

[placid fiber]

HERETIC!

[fair igloo]

if it wasn't real it wouldn't exist

[nimble fiber]

u wanna say that is a mandela effect?

[maiden path]

one child soldier creates more child soldiers and I recruit them to my private army for an un-ending cycle of child soldiers

i am the willy wonka of the war economy

[drowsy steppe]

kenshi vibes

[placid fiber]

Stan, why are you a heretic?!

It's because they offer mac and cheese isn't it!

[nimble fiber]

bro what are u even saying

[frosty herald]

mgs5

[hushed knoll]

It's an animated movie

[maiden path]

no..............

mgs1

but like

not mgs1

i mean metal gear 1

like the original

[fair igloo]

you're just digital words on my screen that doesn't mean you aren't real

[maiden path]

wait no its the second one with the actual speech from boss

[placid fiber]

Boom, Stan destroyed

[placid fiber]

Stan's argument in a nutshell

[hushed knoll]

I am real

[placid fiber]

Next thing you know Stan will say Classical Music isn't real...

[fair igloo]

i thought u were stan?

[hushed knoll]

nou

[hushed knoll]

Fite me

[fair igloo]

Duck this one

[maiden path]

dont curse

[nimble fiber]

fite

[placid fiber]

fite

[maiden path]

jarvis play zanzibar into everyones ear canals

by billy joel

[nimble fiber]

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll What about egg nog, is that fake as well?!

Because eggs can't nog

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[maiden path]

yea they can???

have you just not seen an egg nogging

[hushed knoll]

acid

acid

[jagged aspen]

i got a decent knife it just took away my will to live

no maniac is the issue

[fair igloo]

I was so close

[jagged aspen]

bu its too late

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

I mean do you hear classical music right now?

[maiden path]

https://youtu.be/X3kpaSJtaDE?t=56

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

That's not classical music, lol

[maiden path]

maybe if your LAAAAAAAAAME

[placid fiber]

Ooof

[maiden path]

billy joel fucks!

[coarse birch]

you know you can just choose the emote right

[placid fiber]

... Stan...?

[maiden path]

what

[placid fiber]

[maiden path]

arent u like 50

[placid fiber]

30

[maiden path]

billy joel is ur favorite artist

!!!

[drowsy steppe]

fuck all yall talkin about

[placid fiber]

Aviators

[left iron]

The zoomer is trying to establish communications

Quick, run away

[nimble fiber]

big dancing penguins

[placid fiber]

Meanwhile all it is doing is drawing blanks

[maiden path]

i wish i could have this much fucking swag

HIGH RES

[hushed knoll]

@nimble fiber wait how tf did I get here

I didn't even click on it

[drowsy steppe]

upping the brightness isnt high res

[maiden path]

wah wah wah

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[hushed knoll]

HI ICE

[left iron]

[maiden path]

mods turn his eyeballs high resolution

[left iron]

Hey Stan

[hushed knoll]

Guys let's all heartily greet Ice

[nimble fiber]

u inspected my emote I think and fell into the server

[hushed knoll]

[left iron]

Please no

[nimble fiber]

through a portal

[placid fiber]

Stan is saying classical music doesn't exist

[hushed knoll]

I never said that wtf

[placid fiber]

Yeah u did!

[hushed knoll]

[maiden path]

where my oingo boingo fans

at

[drowsy steppe]

dink

[placid fiber]

U profaned the name of classical music!

[left iron]

What am i supposed to do about that

[hushed knoll]

I studied clavicle music

[placid fiber]

idk lol

[hushed knoll]

Classical

[nimble fiber]

clavicle

[placid fiber]

[drowsy steppe]

clavicle

[nimble fiber]

imma name my child that

[placid fiber]

He was spelling so well, as well

[hushed knoll]

What do you mean

[placid fiber]

Ice is our bouncer

[hushed knoll]

He is not cheese

[placid fiber]

He's gonna

put you on ice

[nimble fiber]

huh

[hushed knoll]

Cheese is bouncy

[nimble fiber]

how is cheese bouncy

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

I... I should show myself out after that one

[hushed knoll]

Wow racist

You're racist against frozen water

Against ice

[somber drift]

Thoughts?

[placid fiber]

Says the one saying Ice isn't bouncy

GOd

So rude

[formal umbra]

LOL

[placid fiber]

Saying Ice can't bounce

[sharp zodiac]

NOT THE COUGHING BABY

[left iron]

...What the fuck is happening

[placid fiber]

idk lol

[sharp zodiac]

HOW WILL HE PAY TAXES

[nimble fiber]

he won't cause bonk

[sharp zodiac]

Everyone has to pay taxes

Not me tho

Fuck that shit lmao

[nimble fiber]

u bonk too?

[somber drift]

Crusher vs Power Maul is very one sided, so I just wanted to meme about it lmao

[placid fiber]

Stan is saying Ice can't bounce anymore

That's so rude

[hushed knoll]

Ice isn't a bouncy material

[placid fiber]

SEE?!

He's saying Ice couldn't bounce even if he wanted to be a bouncer

[left iron]

Keep them coming

[south folio]

let's test that

[hushed knoll]

Do you think ice can bounce

[drowsy steppe]

yeah ice

[placid fiber]

Can you bounce?

[drowsy steppe]

can you bounce

[left iron]

Its right there in my name

I cannot do that

[drowsy steppe]

PWOOF?

[placid fiber]

WHere's the video proof?!

[south folio]

pwoof

[hushed knoll]

You can't throw ice into a bouncy house

He will not bounce

[nimble fiber]

u can

[coarse birch]

wait why are we testing if ice can bounce

[nimble fiber]

it will

[coarse birch]

ice does not deserve this

[maiden path]

gave my character a ponytail and now he looks like elrics dad from full metal alchemist

[placid fiber]

I somehow got Ice into the spotlight

[hushed knoll]

Are we talking about ice the material or Ice the person

Or are they one and the same

[placid fiber]

Yes

[nimble fiber]

u tell us stan

[hushed knoll]

Do they even have bouncy houses in finger ru

Finnland

[drowsy steppe]

can they both bounce tho

[nimble fiber]

where????

[placid fiber]

Finger ru?!

[hushed knoll]

I meant Finnland

[drowsy steppe]

FINGER RU

[coarse dagger]

"toilet talk"

[drowsy steppe]

FINNLAND

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Ice do you have bouncy houses in your country

Please tell us

This is a matter of national security

[left iron]

I invoke diplomatic immunity

[placid fiber]

It is granted

[hushed knoll]

You're not a diplomacy

[drowsy steppe]

for the safety of finger ru

[hushed knoll]

Diplomat

[coarse dagger]

blue eyes white dragon in attack

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-sleep-maid-dragon-cute-kawaii-gif-13512625

[hushed knoll]

If you drop ice it will break and not bounce

Bounty ice doesn't exist

[hushed knoll]

And that's final

Bouncy

[drowsy steppe]

how can you be so sure of your theory

[hushed knoll]

Because as an American I am educated in physics and chemisty

Cheistyr

Chemistry

[left iron]

Depends on where you bounce it off of, for example, a trampoline would bounce a cube of ice easily without shattering it

[hushed knoll]

ICE YOU RUINED IT

TF

Also I never thought of that

[placid fiber]

Boom, ice can bounce

[drowsy steppe]

the art of cheistyr never brought up anything about ice bounty

[hushed knoll]

Ia there a bounty on Ice now

What did he do

[placid fiber]

Not bounce hard enough

[left iron]

I have committed the gravest of sins

[nimble fiber]

wouldn't a bouncy castle do the same as a trampoline?

[left iron]

Eating without a table

[placid fiber]

That too ^

[maiden path]

i pull da ice cord on ma chest

and i am da ice demon (chainsaw man)

[hushed knoll]

The gravest of sins is to not rub salt off your pretzels before eating them or dipping them in nacho cheese

[placid fiber]

wat

[maiden path]

i try to walk and imminently turn into water as it is 90f outside

[nimble fiber]

stop rubbing the pretzels pls

[placid fiber]

stop rubbing your pretzel out in publ- wait...

[nimble fiber]

huh

[sharp zodiac]

(he freezes all 40 year old's toes in a 7km radius)

[hushed knoll]

You have to rub the salt off

[drowsy steppe]

how can you discriminate against the salt enjoyers

[nimble fiber]

u do not

[hushed knoll]

Saltless pretzles are way better

[nimble fiber]

no they are not

[hushed knoll]

Yes they are

[coarse dagger]

pretzels with peanut butter 😍

[nimble fiber]

no times 100000000

[hushed knoll]

As long as it's not chocolate

Chocolate needs to sit down

[placid fiber]

I'm on the side of salty pretzels

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

Okay I am not

[nimble fiber]

what do u have against chocolate stan?

[placid fiber]

o_o'

Stan hath spoken...

I can no longer enjoy pretzels... with salt...

[drowsy steppe]

saltful pretzels 😍

[placid fiber]

Stan says I am no longer allowed to enjoy salty pretzels...

😭

[hushed knoll]

Hard pretzels can have salt

Soft pretzels cannot

I love a hard pretzel salt suck session

[nimble fiber]

pls stop

[hushed knoll]

I’m sorry

[placid fiber]

God

[left iron]

[hushed knoll]

Can you forgive me

[tropic terrace]

fixable?

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

As Rico’s please

Arrival

[nimble fiber]

oh no

[placid fiber]

More fixable than we are after Stan...

[nimble fiber]

what have I done

[hushed knoll]

Festival

God dammit

[coarse dagger]

what has STan done to you

[nimble fiber]

STOP

[coarse birch]

F

[nimble fiber]

is that 3 names now?

[placid fiber]

@coarse dagger

[coarse dagger]

oh me too ty

[hushed knoll]

I mean aerial

God fa@mit

Asrival

[coarse dagger]

I believe in you

[placid fiber]

asrival?

You can do it Stan!

We the people believe in you ingenuity

and uh

[coarse dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/insane-mental-asylum-asylum-tiktok-im-insane-tiktok-mental-illness-gif-23721283

[placid fiber]

um

intelligence

ish

ism

....

Repeat after me, Stan

[nimble fiber]

I wanna cry

[placid fiber]

ASTRAL

[coarse dagger]

wait was he trying to say my name

[placid fiber]

Yes lol

[coarse dagger]

I thought he was saying Pretzivals name

[placid fiber]

no lol

[nimble fiber]

bro what

[left iron]

Another one falls

[placid fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907948619376766979/1102378533256450088/2FA4296C-344B-4C13-AD15-C6FFF8C14A85.gif

[drowsy steppe]

39% ft is kinda sad

[nimble fiber]

pretzival is wild

[drowsy steppe]

ill just take that t4 mercy killer

[coarse dagger]

petzal

[drowsy steppe]

holy fuck I looked to another server and wth happened to your name

[placid fiber]

Stan

[nimble fiber]

stan

[placid fiber]

Don't you love it when all you gotta say is 1 word? lol

[coarse dagger]

Sa

fuck

San

[placid fiber]

Sandwich?

Sandcastle?

Sand Tomb?

Sandshrew?

Sandy?

[nimble fiber]

do u wanna apply for name giver or something?

[coarse dagger]

no i'm tyring to type!!!

be nice to me

[placid fiber]

USE MORE AGGRESSION

:3

[coarse dagger]

KARK OFF N ROT

[placid fiber]

xD

[nimble fiber]

im always nice what do u mean

[placid fiber]

That's the spirit!

[coarse dagger]

no your not #zealot-class message

(joking)

[coarse dagger]

beast grappled

[drowsy steppe]

cutie

[placid fiber]

Now pin it to the ground!!!

[sharp zodiac]

Im gonna eat your toes

[placid fiber]

saying that made my nose bleed...

[sharp zodiac]

Wtf

[placid fiber]

ikr?

wtf indeed

My nose has odd timing for bleeding

[coarse dagger]

that made my lung hemorrhage

[placid fiber]

That or I'm into toes being eaten...

[coarse dagger]

I didn't even know I had lungs

[sharp zodiac]

Good

[nimble fiber]

[placid fiber]

I mean Astral and I bonded over cannibalism so stranger things have happened

[nimble fiber]

I was there when that happened sadly

[placid fiber]

Yes you were lol

[coarse dagger]

Yeah you were the meal idk how you resurrected

ROUND 2

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/shadowheart-gif-11699858625441123776

[nimble fiber]

[coarse dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-eating-food-cheese-dog-eating-gif-12285621

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-dog-gif-4951401

[coarse dagger]

FartShart may have deleted memes but zealots are full of memes anyway

[placid fiber]

Zealots are the memes

[drowsy steppe]

shes so cute

[placid fiber]

The one on the left or right?

[drowsy steppe]

the left one is mid ig

(its me)

[coarse dagger]

the treant in the back

the two in front are too pretty for me

[placid fiber]

Don't sell yourself short

[nimble fiber]

isn't that legolas from lord of the rings?

[sharp zodiac]

God

[coarse dagger]

I'm not into pretty women sorry

[drowsy steppe]

nah 💀

[sharp zodiac]

Do NOT put her in the same room as I am

[placid fiber]

Who is?

[coarse dagger]

who what

[drowsy steppe]

no

put me in the same room as her

[coarse dagger]

I mean there was a guy who got mad at me for saying I want Hadron

who was that...

[placid fiber]

Put Mall in the same room as Astral

[coarse dagger]

Nothing would happen

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[coarse dagger]

best outcome probably

[placid fiber]

Causing the inevitable heat death of the universe

[sharp zodiac]

One of us will be carrying a child

And it will not be her

[nimble fiber]

wha

[coarse dagger]

alright time to gather more statistics rq

[nimble fiber]

how even

[hushed knoll]

What are your thoughts on creamy cheesecake bites

[maiden path]

chat quiet...........

[placid fiber]

Needs more cheese

[maiden path]

i am thinking

[hushed knoll]

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-thinking-life-contemplate-contemplating-gif-5043602

hm,.......................

[placid fiber]

THINK HARDER

[hushed knoll]

It's easier to type

[maiden path]

i am pondering not thinking

[placid fiber]

YOU CAN DO IT BEB BEB

[maiden path]

two different things!!!!!

[nimble fiber]

is it tho stan?

[placid fiber]

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

[nimble fiber]

is it?

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[placid fiber]

You asked

[nimble fiber]

somehow I don't believe u

dont know why tho

[maiden path]

u ponder a joke u didnt get, u think about da breakfast u ate

[hushed knoll]

The proof is in the pudding

[placid fiber]

Why can't you ponder about what you were thinking about the breakfast you ate?

[nimble fiber]

no proof

[hushed knoll]

What

Did you delete something

[nimble fiber]

no

[placid fiber]

Totally not

[nimble fiber]

I would never

[placid fiber]

Certainly we don't have picture proof of it >_>

[elfin steppe]

any news about new patch?

[coarse dagger]

creamy 🤤

[placid fiber]

No, just a crisis about Ice and Stan

And... Stan doing things to his hard pretzels...

[elfin steppe]

i only saw the announcement but i didn't see any info related to new content.

[coarse dagger]

Zealot chat has 39% of all mentions of "pregnant", 34% of all mentions of "pregnancy", and 50% of all mentions of "mpreg" we're doing great guys

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[placid fiber]

fallout new vegas

[coarse dagger]

https://imgur.com/socchQU

[nimble fiber]

sometimes I forget that this is the discord server from the game warhammer 40k darktide

[placid fiber]

same lol

[spare dome]

its been a month should i just jump right into auric or should i at least pretend to warm up

[coarse dagger]

I never forget because I know my zealot would say a lot of this insane shit if he was in this contemporary place

[placid fiber]

We're pretty bright considering the dark atmosphere we're supposed to be about

[drowsy steppe]

firner

former

[spare dome]

i cant wait to press all the wrong buttons

[coarse dagger]

It's what happens when you're American

[placid fiber]

Tru

[drowsy steppe]

shit at least it aint the larian discord

where one of the rules is to stay on topic

[placid fiber]

oh God

[elfin steppe]

I want to discuss Darktide, but it's been like what, 4 months since the last update?

[drowsy steppe]

theres nothing to discuss about darktide currently

[coarse dagger]

we can discuss something insane

[junior vortex]

Yes there is

[placid fiber]

The plague spawn host of nurgle?

[coarse dagger]

why does hte plague ogryn's ass have a crazy hitbox

[placid fiber]

Cause it's so goddamn big

😏

[junior vortex]

Nah

[nimble fiber]

I like when ogryn's sit in the mourning star, every time I see them, I have to keep them company for a bit

[coarse dagger]

I like sitting next to the ogryns on my zealot

[nimble fiber]

this is the way

[ripe quest]

We're waiting on the news for specifically the Penance update, supposedly by the end of this month. Otherwise, it's just waiting.

[junior vortex]

Even though I am more tanky then ogryns

[elfin steppe]

I think Larian discord is fine, you should see the Owlcat discord, the most authoritarian discord I joined.

that's why I basically never talk in that discord.

[placid fiber]

Makes sense

[junior vortex]

I mean all politics are banned in helldivers

[drowsy steppe]

oh larian discords pretty chill yea, I just have an issue with that ruling tho

[placid fiber]

Even the politics of democrisizing the planets?!

[drowsy steppe]

lmao

[elfin steppe]

I'm expecting new maps and enemies

[junior vortex]

That's in game

[placid fiber]

It's still political!

[junior vortex]

And it's not real politics

[drowsy steppe]

some mfs cant seperate works of fiction and reality

[placid fiber]

I wonder who that is

[junior vortex]

They mean real life politics

[placid fiber]

did they specify real life politics?

[nimble fiber]

was there a case where a frog tried to run for president somewhere?

[ripe quest]

New maps, maybe. I'm doubtful of enemy stuff. Most likely thing is the tox thrower, no clue when that would be even considered to be released.

[hushed knoll]

Frogs can't be president

[elfin steppe]

Yeah, gaming discords should not get into politics, it's very easy to get people started arguing.

[junior vortex]

It should be obvious it's a rule they made so yes.

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious hi

[north sedge]

finally jortstealers

[placid fiber]

screenshot? ;3

[nimble fiber]

come on stan, give em a chance

[hushed knoll]

Hi doiygh

Dough

[coarse dagger]

I mean rule 11 here

[elfin steppe]

Then I shall keep playing Helldivers

[nimble fiber]

oof

[junior vortex]

It's all over the internet

[nimble fiber]

he just got here

[hushed knoll]

Dough needs to sleep

[placid fiber]

Doiygh?

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-sassy-molassy-gif-25074369

[hushed knoll]

Dough

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-gif-18219884

[drowsy steppe]

mmmm sussy

[placid fiber]

sussy baka...?

[junior vortex]

Identity is considered political too, so it has been banned because while good intentioned many use it to start arguments. So, that's the reason they banned it because people get crazy about it.

I could consider it controversial as many argue about it.

[elfin steppe]

Yeah, get these stupid topics out of my gaming discord.

[drowsy steppe]

Im sure its all a pretty productive conversation

[junior vortex]

Usually it isn't

[placid fiber]

What about this conversation?

Is it productive?

What are we producing?

[drowsy steppe]

babies

[placid fiber]

I have no clue where I am going with this btw

Oh God

[drowsy steppe]

were making babies

[placid fiber]

😳

[frank night]

mfs sole activity in here will to be complain that ppl arent talking about a game that the devs left to go buy cigarettes four months ago

[placid fiber]

Okay apparently me and Mall are making babies...

This is weird

[nimble fiber]

anyways, Im very hyped about summer ngl

what about u guys

[placid fiber]

Not really, I don't like bugs

mostly spiders(which aren't bugs), but, also wasps n stuff

[drowsy steppe]

wth

[placid fiber]

You said it

[drowsy steppe]

it was JOKE

[coarse dagger]

zealot pregnancy

[drowsy steppe]

JOKE DARKPILL

[ASJFOPSAHJF0SAIHNFSAFA

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[placid fiber]

I was rolling with it

😉

[coarse dagger]

ok

[junior vortex]

I didn't make it unhinged

[placid fiber]

I roll with things alittle too well sometimes

[junior vortex]

You don't say

[coarse dagger]

sometimes you gotta lay an egg

[placid fiber]

I tried

Adhd is a curse lol

[coarse dagger]

ADHD makes you lay eggs? How do I get diagnosed? (joking)

[placid fiber]

Just go to your local zoo.

[coarse dagger]

NO WAY

[placid fiber]

IKR?!

[coarse dagger]

no way as in I'm not going there to get egg

[placid fiber]

Besides: I'm happily married, I don't need a side chick. x.x

[coarse dagger]

I'm married in my mind only

[junior vortex]

To the omnissiah

[coarse dagger]

true...

[left iron]

[junior vortex]

I mean you made it bad for yourself mall

[drowsy steppe]

rude

[placid fiber]

It's time I go to bed, before I make this worse

[drowsy steppe]

I am no ones side chick

Im the main attraction

[placid fiber]

I know, you're too good for me

😉

[junior vortex]

Gonna get yourself into trouble

[drowsy steppe]

anyways

boutta commit crimes fr

[junior vortex]

Criminal scum

[placid fiber]

As you should

[nimble fiber]

why is bro in the background so enormous?

[placid fiber]

I got 4 hours of this to watch

[coarse dagger]

I wanna be married to Hadron

[placid fiber]

You don't just ask a girl why her background is so big...

[drifting wolf]

that would be a very toxic relationship

[coarse dagger]

are you sure

toxic yuri time

[nimble fiber]

huh?

[drifting wolf]

you will be emotionally abused, constantly degraded, and then she'll end up cheating on you with one of the mechanical house appliances

[coarse dagger]

polycule it is

also I wanna make her worse

[placid fiber]

So in other words... like real life?

[junior vortex]

Just take all those augments

[coarse dagger]

I'm not taking her stuff. What do you take me for? A traitor?

[drowsy steppe]

criminal scum indeed

[nimble fiber]

nooo the enormous bro, couldn't u befriend them somehow?

[placid fiber]

10/10 gameplay

[drowsy steppe]

unfortunately they stand in my criminal ways parz

there is no other choice

[placid fiber]

Well

9/10

Not enough crime

[drowsy steppe]

true

about to commit more murders fr

[placid fiber]

Good

Get that 10/10

I'll eat more cheez its

[ripe quest]

They ruined the game Railgun now instakills you and your whole team when you equip it and steals your spouse and the Breaker nerf bankrupted me ingame and irl.

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

[placid fiber]

I fail to see a downside to this railgun

this game looks so lame lol

Especially for a $60 game

Watching Barb play it is entertaining tho

[fading vale]

I've never liked Mario

I have watched some good players on occasion though

I like Ryu more than barb

[placid fiber]

I like Barb because he doesn't put on an act for us, he is himself

It makes it much more enjoyable for me

[fading vale]

best streamer is Northernlion

[hushed knoll]

Hi

[placid fiber]

Did you hear about the bounce ice stan crisis yet?

[fading vale]

I have not

[placid fiber]

It was wild

[nimble fiber]

it wasn't

[placid fiber]

It was funny tho

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

I think 3 people got renamed during it

Ice got renamed twice

I may have sparked it, but, Stan gave us a good time

[coarse dagger]

can I hear about it I'm smart and cute enough

[fading vale]

probably just normal stan things

[placid fiber]

This was the start of it lol

[merry spade]

Why is it that randoms are so eager to die in stupid ways...
The ogryn literally charged at a chaos spawn while on a bridge and fell off.
The psyker tried to 1v1 a nurgle-blessed crusher with a knife.

and the plasma-vet exploded himself 4 times

[coarse dagger]

they're feeling spicy

[placid fiber]

Randoms are... like customers... only dumber...

[merry spade]

It's like they just Know I'm 1 mission away from finishing the "Complete X missions with no player deaths" contract and decide to commit sudoku at the last second to screw me over

[placid fiber]

When you can play with mid players and say they are 100x better than the trash you have played with... it's really sad

[calm salmon]

still oneshots hulks in safe mode

[merry spade]

the cat is asking what happened to his.

[placid fiber]

^

My kitty found the perfect spot

[calm salmon]

ONE BRAINCELL

AND IT IS COMFY

[coarse dagger]

the optimized animal

so sad I missed the chance ot have a stan name :(

[placid fiber]

He messed up your name twice

[coarse dagger]

I THOGUHT HE WAS TALKINGF TO PARZAL

[placid fiber]

Here

[placid fiber]

here

[coarse dagger]

THART COUL HAV EB ENN PARZILVAL

[placid fiber]

It was you lol

Stan still can't spell

[coarse dagger]

Me neither.

It's okay it happens

[placid fiber]

I know, but, Stan makes it a great time

Everyone seems to love it

[coarse dagger]

deep breast....

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[ripe quest]

Isn't it 2 shots still? If it is 1 shot then one of the Hulks has higher health on the head. Damage should be able to 1 shot but you eat the 50% damage because the AP is the same as the head's AV.

[placid fiber]

Steve!

[fading vale]

I just love how he looks like he owns the whole thing

[placid fiber]

It is his, u may not have

[lusty orbit]

loner aura users should be marked as heretics for their crimes (like freddy fazbear)

[pliant palm]

so true

[placid fiber]

Before the toughness node below benediction didn't work

[lusty orbit]

how about i make your corpse starch dispenser not work

[placid fiber]

Eh, cannibalism sucks anyway

[placid fiber]

Wasn't duellist kinda mid back then as well?

[fading vale]

how is this relevant

[placid fiber]

For this

I can't remember, honestly

[placid fiber]

Because by taking loner for your shroudfield build it saved you 1 talent point

[fading vale]

duellist was never mid

[placid fiber]

I guess I never was on board with it

But that's because I do weird things

I can't even remember what tf I was doing back then anyway

[calm salmon]

oh right they nerfed the AP value

[placid fiber]

As soon as they fixed that toughness node I cut loner loose

[calm salmon]

still, you should only need one charge bracket above safe to one-shot

[hushed knoll]

How does that bed make even Steve seem small

[placid fiber]

It's a bag of holding in disguise

trapping and putting away 50% of steve's mass

[hushed knoll]

LOL

[placid fiber]

It's the mimic equivalent of a bag of holding

or smthing stupid like that...

[maiden path]

chat

explosive dino

😭

[placid fiber]

Put that thing away, there could be children here

Like Stan

[fading vale]

the after party

[hushed knoll]

Wait what

Did you have guests or something

[fading vale]

I have had friends in the past yes

[hushed knoll]

Oh I thought this was just now

How can that guy be sleeping on his stomach

[placid fiber]

I mean obviously, you're the thammer guy

[hushed knoll]

Does anyone actually do that

[fading vale]

it's called drinking

[hushed knoll]

What an honor to be chosen by Steve as a bed

[placid fiber]

Ikr?

[fading vale]

he is so in there

[placid fiber]

Steve > Life

[fading vale]

and looks so perturbed from being disturbed for a picture

[hushed knoll]

CHOOSE ME STEVE

[placid fiber]

How dare you disturb my naps?!

[hushed knoll]

I volunteer as tribute

[placid fiber]

As food?

[hushed knoll]

No

[placid fiber]

Good

[patent flame]

The

[placid fiber]

I'm watching donkey kong vs mario and it is so lame

Dk just wanted a toy

[fading vale]

this was Steve like 7 hours ago while I was laying on my side

[placid fiber]

10/10

Steve pictures are awesome

[fading vale]

[fading vale]

let's see... if I move to my side rn will he curl up immediately

[fair igloo]

please give us immediate updates on the results thank u :)

[placid fiber]

Dolphin on crack

[fading vale]

the answer is yes and he is purring like an eviscerator

[placid fiber]

💯

[stone fern]

I have an identical picture

i got so much shit for it "GUESS WHO GOT SOME PUSSY LAST NIGHT"

[fading vale]

you must pay the cat tax

after saying that

[placid fiber]

Tfw a $60 game looks like a mobile game...

[stone fern]

i just play with my friends cats too much responsibility for me

[stone fern]

what game?

[delicate shadow]

An offering

[placid fiber]

Mario vs Donkey Kong

[fading vale]

thats the I'm semi fine but id rather be cuddling look

[stone fern]

thats your fault for buying nintendo slop

guess how i felt after starfield

[delicate shadow]

He’s a massive lap cat so yea lol

[placid fiber]

I didn't buy it

[fading vale]

lol

[placid fiber]

Barb did

Saved a lot of people $60 lol

[hushed knoll]

HELLO AQUILA

[delicate shadow]

Heya Stan

I’m getting Thai food

[hushed knoll]

Holy shit this soy candle is sending me to the moon

DUDE I love thigh door

Thigh food

Thai

[delicate shadow]

Thigh food slaps too

[hushed knoll]

What kind of Thai food are you getting

[coarse birch]

ayo thigh food

[placid fiber]

He's evolving!

[delicate shadow]

Luv a nice thigh y’know

[coarse birch]

who doesnt

[hushed knoll]

I stg I'll use this

[placid fiber]

Stg?

[polar nexus]

Aquila Tequila

[delicate shadow]

Swear to god

[placid fiber]

Ah

[visual stream]

How striped is that lad

Because he looks a little like mine

[delicate shadow]

Not that stripy

He’s overweight af too

[polar nexus]

Wut

[hushed knoll]

DORIS

[placid fiber]

My wife's gum from Amazon is fresh

[hushed knoll]

How dare you take the Lord's name in vein

[placid fiber]

Unlike the brittle ass shit from the store

[hushed knoll]

Vain

[placid fiber]

You're not chewing wood chips

[delicate shadow]

I take the lord’s name in arteries too

[ripe quest]

Perfect, you have food for the next climate disaster.

[polar nexus]

Hey 🙋

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious hi

Why aren't you in bedge dude

[delicate shadow]

We do NOT eat the cat

[hushed knoll]

When Aaron walks outside it's gonna be a climate disaster owo

Aaron

[ripe quest]

Go to sleep or I get Mr. Bones to dropkick you into a muted channel.

[hushed knoll]

Quila

I can't

[ripe quest]

We eat cat.

[polar nexus]

The cat eat you.

[ripe quest]

[hushed knoll]

Who is Mr. Bones

Oh you mean Skelly

[placid fiber]

You were doing so good...

:3

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/correct-mr-bones-thres-hold-kids-skeleton-gif-17856936

[placid fiber]

I'm just being a smart ass Stan, I am not actually being mean on purpose

[sharp zodiac]

Worth

It was 50% off n everything

[coarse dagger]

OPEN UP????

[ivory marlin]

Hey gamers

[gray ice]

Gremlins

[coarse dagger]

beast tangle

[gray ice]

the flight of the braincell

(they share one)

[hushed knoll]

Omg Vin

Long time no see

[hushed knoll]

[gray ice]

It hasn't been that long really

[hushed knoll]

[gray ice]

how doin

[hushed knoll]

I am about to become wrapped in softness

Hbu

[gray ice]

Osha cert class for a few hour s

otherwise doin alright

[hushed knoll]

Noice

Osha is so tedious

[sharp zodiac]

I accidentally became a Japanese pilot on some poor tank

"accidentally"

[gray ice]

indeed

[sharp zodiac]

Railed him

Then crashed right into em

[sharp zodiac]

Hello

Silly Muse of Jake

[ivory marlin]

Winter picks rn

[sharp zodiac]

She's asleep

[ivory marlin]

🔫

[sharp zodiac]

First thing in the morning you will receive the ghost of winter's...feet

[ivory marlin]

Ok

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck is this shit

It's obviously my secondary

But wow

It's fast

Faster than a guy evading his baby mama

[sharp zodiac]

I'm not elaborating

[gray ice]

that's a paddlin

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-gang-nocturnal-possums-gif-27341313

[gray ice]

[sharp zodiac]

Ok I don't like having 3 batches of ammo around

That's just easy targets for any Germans

[coarse birch]

u what

[lusty turtle]

no need to discuss ur private life like that

[sharp zodiac]

I'm talking about dogfighting

[north sedge]

Woah

[lusty turtle]

talking about whating

[coarse birch]

ok so first you railed them and now we dogfighting

jfc

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-24788965

[fleet zealot]

yummy condensation water

[sharp zodiac]

Don't judge my career

So..I may or may not have spent money on a plane that..sucks

Real money

[coarse birch]

like real money

F

[sharp zodiac]

But I will simply pull the classic

"fuck it, we ball"

Strategy

[vast radish]

so am i supposed to be as chunky as a wet noodle as a martydom zealot?

i get their whole shtick is less health = bigger kaboom but i feel a little too squishy for my liking