zealot-class

[placid fiber]

I did a more in depth show of it since I know the patterns

Let's see if this video is too long lol

Might have to do 480p for it

Nevermind, this is the bret longsword

it's light 3 heavy 3

then light 1 light 2 block cancel, rinse and repeat for hordes

Nothing will out-do the dual swords for critting like a mf tho

Asside from maybe the dual axes

Each swing from the dual swords, on the heavy attack, can crit so you can get 1 that crits and 1 that doesn't

and if you want carpal tunnel simulator... go to the slayer

[frosty herald]

its so bootiful

[placid fiber]

See how fast slayer can attack? xD

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-crying-stress-tears-of-joy-gif-14770464

[placid fiber]

That actually kinda hurt my wrist to do

[frosty herald]

slayer macro

[placid fiber]

There might be a macro, but, I'm too lazy lol

I also use 2h weapons so I don't have to worry about carpal tunnel >.>

Sword and dagger is the way to go for Kerillian

[placid fiber]

Bret longsword was the culmination of all swords to make the perfect one

It took the heavy 3 from the executioner sword, the heavy 1 and 2 from the greatsword, the light 3 from the 1h sword, and the lights 1 and 2 from generic sword swings

and the push attack from the greatsword

[maiden path]

what the fuck is that quote from vagabound

where its like

"the dishonor of cheating is washed away by the honor of winning"

wtf is it

[frosty herald]

its better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss

myamoto musashi

[maiden path]

which one

[placid fiber]

Yes

[maiden path]

i hope its this one

[frosty herald]

bruh myamoto musashi from vagabond

[maiden path]

baki one wipes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGuqFDLGm40

one piece

madworld

amv

from 2011

https://tenor.com/view/crocodile-one-piece-sir-crocodile-impel-down-shichibukai-anime-smoke-gif-27527392

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-frieren's-funeral-frieren-at-the-funeral-frieren-beyond-journey's-end-gif-14321694336963260870

[open falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-sad-sad-gosling-blade-runner-snow-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-sad-gif-10329809086636681181

[sharp zodiac]

Time for this interview, I sure hope it goes well and an evil floating eyeball doesn't show up

[open falcon]

Me realising I’ll never complete the penance

[frosty herald]

i would report it as a bug on the forums

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-beholder-monster-gif-14710054

[coarse dagger]

are they single?

[placid fiber]

Taquitos, my wife got some >.>

I like them, but, I just haven't had them in a long time

[desert bough]

If is quote then is bad one! Cheating dishonor!

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-eyebrows-eyebrow-raise-elf-gif-16064660344970148020

[placid fiber]

Remember: Fear the Qwertopteryx

[placid fiber]

I've seen worse?

[zinc talon]

I can't remember the last time hadron didn't skullfuck me

on a high 370 consecrate

I actually closed my eyes while I upcycled it

[placid fiber]

and you expected worse

[zinc talon]

I've lost maybe 5 17% toughness curios to her over the last week give or take

[placid fiber]

oof

[zinc talon]

it's more learned helplessness than anything else

[sharp zodiac]

Well that fucking sucked

Least I have another option

[placid fiber]

Banana pudding? :3

With uh

Maple syrup?

and maybe some uh

hashbrowns?

with uh... mustard

[frank night]

wharf

[sharp zodiac]

Wharf?

[hushed knoll]

I LOVE BANANA PUDDING

I WANT IT

[placid fiber]

I HAVE SUMMONED STAN

[hushed knoll]

Shut it 😠

[sharp zodiac]

Turns out I went to the WRONG company

[placid fiber]

The Lethal one?

[sharp zodiac]

And the one higher is an hour away

I'm not doing that shit

[hushed knoll]

I want to float in a suspension of banana pudding

[frank night]

the one hiring?

[hushed knoll]

Mittins why are you not working

[frank night]

im eating lunch u fkn slavedriver

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

In America we don’t get to eat lunch

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/get-back-to-work-gif-1126008344771276194

[sharp zodiac]

Yes

[hushed knoll]

What are you having for lunch btw

Shhhhh

[sharp zodiac]

The one I went to would be hiring in a month

[frank night]

ramen with broccoli and cheese

[placid fiber]

Needs more cheese

[frank night]

do NOT moan

[hushed knoll]

Ramen? I prefer my men cooked

[frank night]

do NOT moan

[hushed knoll]

WTF

[placid fiber]

huh?

[hushed knoll]

Why would I Monday

Moan

[frank night]

[placid fiber]

Oh

God

[frank night]

[zinc talon]

https://tenor.com/view/keenan-snl-hmm-somethings-off-not-right-gif-8220520

[placid fiber]

Stan prefers his Men to be Cooked instead of Raw

[hushed knoll]

Mittins no

[frank night]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

No

All@is calm

[placid fiber]

[placid fiber]

SUMMON THE POLICEW

STAN IS HERE

[hushed knoll]

Deep breast

Death

Breath

[placid fiber]

breast?

[zinc talon]

so it seems like, maulers and crushers are my only really slow point with this new crusher

[placid fiber]

Death Breast lol

[zinc talon]

everything else is dead before it can get up

so I'm thinking flak over block efficiency

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[coarse dagger]

deep breast

[placid fiber]

DEEEEP breast

[coarse dagger]

chicken or turkey?

[placid fiber]

Yes

Cause it's Stan

Hell he'd probably say Beef

[coarse dagger]

this is how everyone should greet each other

[placid fiber]

exactly, Astral gets it

Then again... we did bond over cannibalism >_>'

[coarse dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-man-eating-and-running-cartoon-eating-cartoon-man-running-gif-24721662

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/soylentgreen-people-cannibalism-soylent-food-gif-5486936

I was hugging my kitty a bit tight and she kept going back and forth between meowing and purring

like she couldn't decided if she didn't like it or if she loved it

it was adorable, since I was still holding back on the hug and not actually hurting her

[coarse dagger]

I'm petting my beast in his bed and he's just purring while sleeping

[placid fiber]

Awww

So cute :3

[coarse dagger]

world's slowest biscuits

[maiden path]

chat

[coarse dagger]

beb

[maiden path]

eat this mans buffalo dip

[placid fiber]

beb the 2nd

[coarse dagger]

what it look like?

I wanna make buffalo dip with mayo in it

[placid fiber]

Not until you buy me dinner first 😉

besides it wouldn't go very well with these trolli sour brite crawlers :/

[coarse dagger]

You don't know unless you try

[placid fiber]

tru

[coarse dagger]

Like maple syrup and white rice

[placid fiber]

Or taco casserole with ranch, ketchup, salsa, tartar sauce, and mustard

(don't try that btw)

What's actually pretty descent is a slice of american cheese with 2 jalapeno slices in it and a piece of bacon

[hushed knoll]

Maple syrup sucks ass

It tastes so bad

[placid fiber]

Now that's a hot take

[frozen glen]

have u tried drinking one straight from a maple tree

[fading vale]

Stan is an Aunt Jemimas man

[drifting wolf]

nah nah you should just straight up eat the tree

[royal vortex]

stan can't enjoy things unless they are racist in some way

[fading vale]

what against Canadians?

[placid fiber]

mac and cheese with ketchup is racist...? actually that checks out

[frozen glen]

wat da hell

[royal vortex]

me

[fading vale]

the great maple syrup heist is one of the best things of all time

[royal vortex]

i think most stan foods are an elaborate form of ethnic cleansing

[placid fiber]

next thing you know... he'd eat tacos but with hotdogs as the meat and lettuce as the tortilla

[fading vale]

enemies block you

[placid fiber]

No, is the short and long answer

[fading vale]

this includes if they are on the floor

it's not something you can do in this game

what

[placid fiber]

shroudfield

[fading vale]

yeah it's just an odd take I guess

I've never even considered dodging through enemies

[placid fiber]

I can see that take, but, I don't care either way

[fading vale]

it can be slightly annoying when they are on the floor

[placid fiber]

mostly cause of Shade in vt2

[fading vale]

but other than that

[placid fiber]

Lazorr... imagine getting 2 bullets back for every headshot

[frozen glen]

poxwalkers walking thru u and stopping u from dodging in any direction

[fading vale]

you mean survivalist

[placid fiber]

I mean huntsman

[lusty turtle]

praying for survivalists downfall 🙏

[fading vale]

🙏

[placid fiber]

🙏

I'll join you for that one lol

[fading vale]

is VT really that arcadey

like everything I hear makes it sound arcadey

[placid fiber]

I mean sorta, for some of the blessings

[lusty turtle]

laz strength potions in VT make you entirely ignore armour

[fading vale]

hmm

[lusty turtle]

and speed pots increase movement speed as well as attack speed

[fading vale]

well I'm glad DT is not VT

[placid fiber]

Same

[lusty turtle]

i wish DT was more like VT1

[placid fiber]

throwing swift slaying on all weapons is bs >.>

[lusty turtle]

but its landed somewhere in the middle

[placid fiber]

Hell yeah

[lusty turtle]

which isn't bad, but i wish we didn't have all the like

[placid fiber]

Skele is speaking the truth

[lusty turtle]

super powers

[fading vale]

yeah if they could stop with the super powers

[royal vortex]

ogryn should be able to or should get a talent that lets u dodge through trash enemies

[fading vale]

or stop trending that direction

I could see that

[placid fiber]

Same

He's just so big, why are poxwalkers stopping him?

[royal vortex]

there'

u know what

i hit enter too soon

that thought will NEVER be finished

goodbye

[placid fiber]

xD

rip Josho

He died too young

Flew too close to the sun, or whatever the saying is...

[fading vale]

I would say psykers could get some sort of magical thing but uh their dodges are already insane

[lusty turtle]

finish it

[frozen glen]

reminds me of the time it took josho 5 hours to figure out orientation

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/n3ong-contraption-creation-crab-gif-20593075

[placid fiber]

Don't you love creating crabs?

[vast basin]

Wym? Aren't psyker dodges pretty much the same as everyone else since infinite dodges was changed?

[hushed knoll]

What the fuck

[fading vale]

5 dodges = infinite dodges

[hushed knoll]

SILKY HI NOTICES YOU

[royal vortex]

anyways ogryn is one giant missed opportunity because he's supposed to play radically different from humansized mandude

[fading vale]

also dueling sword dodges are silly

[hushed knoll]

SKELLY

[lusty turtle]

siiigh

[hushed knoll]

I missed skelly

[royal vortex]

but in most ways he's a human class that's slower, more restricted, and less accuracy dependent

and that's it

[placid fiber]

Hi Silky

[vast basin]

Well all human sized knives have 5 dodges though

[fading vale]

who cares about knife

[vast basin]

A lot of people actually

[placid fiber]

Knife mains

[hushed knoll]

Delta P: Once it’s got ya, it’s GOT ya

[placid fiber]

Ugh it makes me sick to say that

[fading vale]

though it's dodges are also probably a bit much

[lusty turtle]

thei're weapons generally have better dodge counts, distance and they have a talent for +1 dodge count

[placid fiber]

So, Silky, how are you doing today?

[hushed knoll]

@lusty turtle you remind me of pumpkin pie now wtf

[fading vale]

I was forged in the fires of 2 dodges

[lusty turtle]

[hushed knoll]

Puma pie is silky

[placid fiber]

And now you have 3

[royal vortex]

puma pie

[hushed knoll]

Pumpkins

[placid fiber]

puma pie?

[lusty turtle]

worse now that stan is harassing me 😔

[hushed knoll]

NOOOO

[placid fiber]

Real

[frosty herald]

a fair exchange for being built like a paper tissue

[hushed knoll]

Skelly do you like Yosemite pudding

Yorkshire

[lusty turtle]

yup

[placid fiber]

yosemite?

Why are you eating them?!

YOU CANNIBAL!

[hushed knoll]

I meant workhorse

Yorkshire

[placid fiber]

workhorse lol

[lusty turtle]

i just wish block did anything so each class could have a defined defencive specialisation

[placid fiber]

Stan you make conversing here a lot more entertaining

[hushed knoll]

I’m trying to multi class

Multitask

[fading vale]

yeah blocking is weirdly useless (for the most part) in this game

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[frosty herald]

if only there was a weapon with a moveset that includes blocking heavies

[royal vortex]

i think the main problem is blocking is so low down the priority list you only do it when shit is so bad you're basically at the point of running away anyways

[placid fiber]

Blocking was a bit meh in vt2, somewhat, as well

[hushed knoll]

I block so I can do the push attack

[royal vortex]

dodging will inherently always win out because u dont have ur other actions taken away from you while doing it

[lusty turtle]

its not even that josho, its like

[placid fiber]

even with 60% block cost reduction

[fading vale]

blocking is for when enemies teleport behind you and you hear the noise

[lusty turtle]

if you block, what can it even save you from?

most weapons struggle to stop bruisers without extra stam

[placid fiber]

life...?

[stone fern]

they should buff the block attacks that can help blocking

[frosty herald]

You block once in a horde and you get guardbroken and the stun kills you

[placid fiber]

Heh

[royal vortex]

i don't think you can ever really make the decision to block viable over any other defensive option because of the fact it removes your ability to do other stuff

[stable cypress]

idk the peak of blocking in vt2 was Some Shit, like handmaiden getting stamina from blocking elite patrol or just, ironbreaker

[royal vortex]

it's good that you're more rewarded for being able to stagger and move effectively rather than relying on it but you can't ever rely on it it for anything is the problem

[placid fiber]

I use block coupled with my action which is a dodge generally

[lusty turtle]

blocking will never be preferable over dodging but it needs to atleast function

[placid fiber]

And for sounds I think I hear

but not as a real defensive option

[lusty turtle]

its the gateway defence, as a new player you hear "can block attacks" and assume this is the default state, when its just a trap that gets you killed

[placid fiber]

There are very few instances where blocking is a viable strategy in Darktide

[fading vale]

yeah there's lots of new people that seem to run block efficiency at first

[frosty herald]

In vt2 blocking was alot more useful

[lusty turtle]

im not asking for it to compete with dodges, it never will, but it needs to be atleast situationally beneficial

[open falcon]

I’ve submitted a support ticket

[placid fiber]

even with 60% block cost reduction is still was meh

[open falcon]

With FS

[frosty herald]

W

[royal vortex]

the big irritation i have is that blocking isn't even a niche offensive tool vs ragers unless u have like crusher

[lusty turtle]

depends, if u had a shield with high stam u could do some goofy stuff at half block costs

[placid fiber]

I mean yeah with shields, but, it was still a trap in some cases

[lusty turtle]

or saltz literally making timed blocks cost 0 stamina

[royal vortex]

if you could time a block with roughly the same timing as a dclaw perfect parry to add stagger to a rager that would be sick

[frosty herald]

Ragers will just break your block and then you die from the attack combo

[maiden path]

phew

[fading vale]

yeah ragers also make blocking useless

[maiden path]

45 in march

its getting a little chilly

[royal vortex]

so that u can universally do push counters to ragers and have them stop fucking you up

[stable cypress]

yeah berserkers in vt2 kill you faster but you can actually block their shit

[lusty turtle]

ragers are the only enemy in the game you block against, and its only so you can dodge to get distance from them

[maiden path]

berserkers in darktide are easy as shit to tcounter

just backup

[frozen glen]

u think ragers care if u dodge

[royal vortex]

ragers unironically should have the bell curve meme applied to how u handle them

[frozen glen]

with their dumb dodge catches and 5 million attacks

[lusty turtle]

thats why u block

[royal vortex]

both ends are "i block ragers" the middle is "i dodge them"

[lusty turtle]

plz read

[royal vortex]

u should be able to style on them

but u cant

[maiden path]

stupid players..........

dodging

blocking

[frozen glen]

i cant b blocking those 500 rager spawns

[maiden path]

just m1

[frozen glen]

its IMPOSSIBLE

[maiden path]

whats the berserker gonna do

kill me?

[lusty turtle]

skill issue

[maiden path]

i have dat second life perk for a reason

[frosty herald]

Beb the 900 iq player here

[frozen glen]

i am now going to play the underrated vet psword6 and ciag crit build

(with survivalist)

[sharp zodiac]

Serval

[lusty turtle]

[frosty herald]

If a rager is within my range and i get guardbroken or my dodges run out

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[hushed knoll]

Why are you going to bedge

[lusty turtle]

because playing P6 ciag is a snooze fest

[fading vale]

god I'm still annoyed by the powersword from playing 1 game after 5 months

[placid fiber]

Power sword got nerfed... but they ended up re-buffing it right?

[royal vortex]

power sword is cool when ur fighting in a wide open space with disablers and the shitty dodges have a real impact on gameplay but ur playing vet so like

disablers do not exist anyways

[fading vale]

yeah I forget what all the buffs are that they gave it

but also vet talents help now

[lusty turtle]

i think equipping the PS should unbind your dodge button

[fading vale]

lol

can't dodge when activated

[placid fiber]

Or dodging cancels the activated state

Then again people would frame perfectly time the dodge to get the activated strike before it gets canceled...

[open falcon]

Fuck this class

[placid fiber]

You mean one of the best survivalist classes in the game?

Question: Are you dodging?

Even in my feeble state I am in I can show you how to play the class lol

[frozen glen]

50$ a pub zealot ruined their game

[maiden path]

mods

give this man

a godroll thammer

[placid fiber]

And a god rolled brauto

hell or flamer

[open falcon]

I’m not a man

[frosty herald]

bebe look at the bio

you fool

[placid fiber]

Give this Gal a brauto

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-dune-kiss-dune-feyd-dune-part-1-dune-part-2-gif-15202983623288892447

[placid fiber]

Where are you from, country-wise? I can show you how to play zealot better

I'm from the USA

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/america-eagle-sparkly-gif-17850055

[open falcon]

UK and I can play it, but the shocking stuff penance isn’t progressing

[placid fiber]

Penances are stupid

Don't hate the class because of the stupid

[maiden path]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1203402709848301648/1204471299804766291/This_transition_is_EVIL.gif

[placid fiber]

Is it kill ## shocked enemies?

in # seconds?

[frosty herald]

hazbin hotel gets destroyed by peakvincible

[maiden path]

sigh no armor goes with tobi kadachi longsword

guess ill just have to play sns

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-break-it-down-for-you-mark-omni-man-omni-man-meme-invincible-invincible-season-2-gif-13425332870050730577

[placid fiber]

Even with my brain failing on me I feel like I can adequately show how to play a zealot lol

[frosty herald]

just use the narcacuga sword and shield

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/the-witcher-geralt-of-rivia-geralt-white-wolf-gif-18933855

[frosty herald]

it looks great has good sharpness

[maiden path]

nop

chrome knight

for now...

i think......

also i DONT WANNA FIGHT SLEEPY HEAD NARCUGA

I DONT WANNA HAVE TO USE A SLEEP CHARM

[frosty herald]

which mr are you?

[maiden path]

I WANT MY HEALTH BOOST

like 5

eheheh

been skimping out on story

i need 2 farm rathalos armor

auuuuuuuuugh

jagras aint cutting it

[frosty herald]

you can also get the guild palace sword and shield

just do the last white knight quest

[maiden path]

waiting for that event

not ingame yet..........

i need its longsword

[frosty herald]

erm

what

[maiden path]

thats an event quest

[frosty herald]

how is it not ingame

[maiden path]

it cycles in with an event

its rose blossom now

[frosty herald]

your joking

last white knight is always available

[maiden path]

wtf u mean

it not

"Conditions: MR 24 or higher"

[open falcon]

I need it

[maiden path]

IF IM MR 245

24

DA STORYS DONE

[placid fiber]

ocd?

[maiden path]

I MIGHT AS WELL JUST FARM LIGHTBREAK

[frosty herald]

oh

[placid fiber]

I can help you get that penance done if you want

[maiden path]

also i dont wanna fight tempered barioth...........

[placid fiber]

It might even be easier with a private group

[frosty herald]

bebe are you stupid

[maiden path]

https://medal.tv/games/mh-world/clips/21KQPTJSXdOORf/d1337Z3CiyGP?invite=cr-MSxYTFQsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

[frosty herald]

the event quest is active

[maiden path]

and im not mr 24

[frosty herald]

only the safi jiva and kulve taroth quests rotate

[maiden path]

can dat fucking medal clip work

medal is da shittest video clip thing possibnle

its lucky its so easy 2 use

[placid fiber]

Okay I got gamer fuel and some type of resolve summoned

I'm working with a failing brain, right now, so I am prone to messing up or losing focus

@open falcon My steam name is DarkPillWarrior, if you want to add me as a friend. I can invite you to my group afterwards

[frosty herald]

you could get barioth sns

[placid fiber]

Ugh I think I am going to need believe for this

[frosty herald]

shes on xbox

[placid fiber]

Oh

Okay what's your in game name so I can invite you?

[open falcon]

Xaxhi

[placid fiber]

Never said I was smart

😉

[frosty herald]

i am also the big stoopid

[placid fiber]

Oh wait you should have a fatshark friend code

I think

in find player

[open falcon]

@placid fiber 3399331644

[placid fiber]

Invited hehe

[open falcon]

what strike team vc

[placid fiber]

Um

how about 2

[open falcon]

Ok

[sharp zodiac]

heeheeheehaw

[open falcon]

@placid fiber can hear. Also in strike team 2 Discord

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elixir-golem-clash-royale-purple-man-gif-24488061

[placid fiber]

Does it matter who stuns the enemies for the kill 40 stunned enemies in 10s?

[frozen glen]

no

[open falcon]

@hollow shore @potent shuttle I have to stun and also kill

@placid fiber

[plush ether]

I'd take devil claw 4 or eviscerator for it

Would it work in private game?

[placid fiber]

@potent shuttle@hollow shore

[open falcon]

@potent shuttle @hollow shore @placid fiber

[plush ether]

Well good luck on that

[open falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-crying-meme-gif-26327776

[royal vortex]

u have the famed hammersword. u are blessed on this fine day

[plush ether]

If it works in private game or if u find 3 other people it shouldn't be too hard to set up a big horde and do it

[frozen glen]

hammerblow skrusher dclaw

the crusher cosplay

[open falcon]

I’m in a 3 and I just killed like a tunnel of pox walkers, like I couldn’t see the floor for a while, with my bolter and didn’t get it

They were stunned too

[open falcon]

Huh?

[plush ether]

Still stuck at 22 then ?

The melee cleave should be more effective tho no ? Well idk 10 sec is tight

[south folio]

bolter is not quite a hordeclear weapon and is one of the weapons that do <100% damage to infested

[frozen glen]

getcha flamer

[open falcon]

Yes

I’m on 26 now

Bruh

This is pain

[plush ether]

Yeah get s good flamer I guess

Also unjust have to get the killing blow so if a purgatus psyker can help u lower their health that'd maybe be nice ? If u play with the Healthbare mod anyway

[hushed knoll]

ARCO OWO NOTICES YOU

[fading vale]

why does my discord keep reverting your pfp

[hushed knoll]

It be like that sometimes

[south folio]

OwO

[hushed knoll]

Yaaaas Arco slay queen

[ripe quest]

Fixes the fact that his pfp and name don't match.

[hushed knoll]

EXHILLIOUS NO

[left iron]

[nimble fiber]

it does the same for me sometimes

[fading vale]

do you have any other gifs

[left iron]

Yes

[south folio]

prove it

[left iron]

[nimble fiber]

ok but what about another one

[left iron]

Help

They're trying to dismantle my entire online persona

[frozen glen]

u cant do that

hes the cat stare guy

[hushed knoll]

ICEEEEEE

[drowsy steppe]

Your memories will be honored

[left iron]

Hey Stan

[atomic coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040753293351206994/1219316172496048188/4EE069C2-5899-42FE-81F9-9C20943BBF14.mov?ex=660adbad&is=65f866ad&hm=9426f9a57a96807506615b51390293df069d7c7f2873c6295ca23a8b7c678a31&

[placid fiber]

I feel sick...

[open falcon]

@placid fiber @potent shuttle @hollow shore my penance has not progressed at all. I solo’d 4 hordes.

[open falcon]

@placid fiber

@placid fiber which heavy sword is best

[fading vale]

all of them are good and the 9 is considered easier to use

if you are using a controller probably a 9 so you don't have to aim as much

[open falcon]

@placid fiber devs literally told me to do this

[fading vale]

I mean that's how everyone does it

[open falcon]

Yea but it hasn’t been working

[fading vale]

but it's cool they responded with real advice

[royal vortex]

the fatshark community team on the forums n stuff is surprisingly responsive

[open falcon]

I round up entire horde. I triple stun. Flamer or bolter (my bolter is op af). Kill whole horde in few seconds. Doesn’t progress

[fading vale]

your number went up from 22 to 26 so it's been registering the kills

[royal vortex]

like if u make a name change request post theyll do it unless theres an actual technical limitation or w/e

[open falcon]

Is that the kill record or do I have to do it 40 times

[fading vale]

that's the number of stunned kills

within 10 seconds

what does your flamer look like

[south folio]

the bolter is not a hordeclear weapon

and especially not against poxwalkers

use the flamer

[vast basin]

I mean if the penance progressed then it is clearly counting something. He said he throws 3 stuns, so maybe by the time he's got all 3 down some of the enemies have triggered their stagger res and don't count?

[fading vale]

pretty sure stun state is separate from stagger

[open falcon]

No no no. I know that I need to kill 40 stunned enemies within 10 seconds. I’m asking if I need to do that 40 times or if the “26/40” is simply my highest kill count

[placid fiber]

26/40 is your highest kill count

[open falcon]

It still says 26

[placid fiber]

Do you have to complete the mission too?

[open falcon]

You watched me kill like at least 30 enemies just now

[fading vale]

yes so you have killed 26 stunned enemies in 10 seconds

[open falcon]

That’s cap

[fading vale]

idk man you are the only person having issues with the penance

[open falcon]

Bro I’ve been killing stunned hordes for literally days

This bs fr fr

Finna retire Zealot

[south folio]

an easy way to benchmark is to grab the kill counter mod

[fading vale]

I think they are on console

[south folio]

tragic

[open falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[south folio]

and enemy density is often less than you expect

[vast basin]

Yeah try recording it with the kill counter mod, because as of right now this seems to be a skill issue

[fading vale]

did you not read

console

[placid fiber]

Ugh my brain hurts...

[vast basin]

No I can't read

I have a scribe sending these vox messages

[placid fiber]

I played Darktide for like... a hour without my meds... and it felt like when I play 12 hours of darktide with my meds... x.x

[fading vale]

I'm sorry I don't respond to your random ass mentions but also I'm not going to respond to your random ass mentions I know nothing about

[placid fiber]

I don't expect you to respond to me, I'm like an annoying thorn that keeps poking you constantly. :3

[fading vale]

like what the fuck is this

[left iron]

[placid fiber]

A totally "normal" human face (it's a doppleganger in the game)

[frozen glen]

lmao

[placid fiber]

Which kills you if you let it in

I was watching someone play the game on youtube yesterday and I was feeling chatty

[maiden path]

who up pulling an all nighter

[placid fiber]

Not me

I feel like I did after that session of darktide tho lol

[maiden path]

im at the tail end of that 'dopamine hit that gives u the energy you need' during a all nighter and now my brains getting fucking fuzzy

but now its too late in the day to take a nap

[nimble fiber]

u can always take a powernap

[placid fiber]

I say screw it and just go to bed for the day

[maiden path]

not real.

all naps are naps i am not an oil rig worker

i do not need powernaps

[ripe quest]

I am tempted to ask some testing questions to see if they pull from here or if they just actually know their game.

[placid fiber]

@fading vale By the way: I am sorry when I am annoying. I am never really trying to be, I just am due to my adhd.

[nimble fiber]

stay fucking fuzzy then idk

[fading vale]

it's fine I just ignore it when I'm confused by it

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNDbKu6t2-o

[hushed knoll]

Ice hi

[open falcon]

So like do I just kill myself or what

[nimble fiber]

drink some tea with honey

and watch a show or something

[fleet zealot]

Socket

[frosty herald]

Start another class

[sharp zodiac]

Now I'm just sitting here

[open falcon]

They’re all 30

I’m just doing endgame stuff now

[sharp zodiac]

Waiting for this damn 🆔 I'm gonna get rid of in like 8 years

[frosty herald]

I deez

[fading vale]

what if you just play the game for the fun combat

[nimble fiber]

real

thats what im doing og

dont give a shit about no penances

[open falcon]

I do

[open falcon]

I do

[sharp zodiac]

After a lot of French French French parler I got myself what I needed

[drowsy steppe]

You had to speak French

[coarse birch]

Did you malfunction

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/248972334327791616/1219282611420008542/sit_yo_ass_down.mp4?ex=660abc6b&is=65f8476b&hm=0c068ecd89531dd8144991a9e1f9fe57cef1354ccde0a93841929d7cef5ac997&

[coarse dagger]

wish that was me

not saying which one

[drifting wolf]

i wish i was the metalpipefalling.sfx

[coarse dagger]

tag yourself

[drifting wolf]

@drifting wolf

[solar gorge]

this mf right here still playing games for the gameplay

https://tenor.com/view/lolol-gif-22899799

[bold dirge]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[ember yew]

especially games like Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball

[solar gorge]

isn't that the porn game posing as a sport game

[ember yew]

its tecnhically sfw

the strawberry content is on r34 though

since the ladies are top class

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-rat-stare-look-selfie-gif-17528653

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-the-boys-homelander-gif-26123854

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/482958702211497994/1219317545446805525/trim.0A7C756D-62C8-4348-85A6-D9F38217FFA1.mov?ex=660adcf4&is=65f867f4&hm=93749c2cde4abc8407f8f24bac4658cadc8edf508b87989a1ff550c1d1f7df49&

[fading vale]

flamer is one of the strongest weapons in the game, idk how you are using it but it shines in higher difficulty in particular

[austere grail]

Everyone uses the dash skill with it

[fading vale]

it has no ammo problems and it kills everything except bulwarks block the fire

[austere grail]

That degrades armor for ranged

Dash then fire with it and you melt everything

[fading vale]

you only need chastise for crushers

but also the mobility from chastise on flamer is huge

[radiant nacelle]

It's for bosses and emergency horde situations. Pop dash for crushers. Like was said earlier it really shines in higher difficulties.

Generally should only ever pull it out for problem situations and be living in melee the rest of the time. It's not a weapon you use throughout the level like a kantrael or sidearm or smth, so you'll have to not treat it like one.

[south folio]

or if you're running knife and have to pull out the flamer for any amount of density 😔

fire go woosh https://streamable.com/jcsx2w

[ripe quest]

num = enemy(count);
for (x < num, enemy(type) == patrol, x++){
func(fire);
}

[fleet zealot]

chastise

fury of the faithful*

[true mantle]

That was hot

[sharp zodiac]

Radical

[fleet zealot]

it's one of the best elite killers in the game right up there with plasma gun

[south folio]

thank u zealot dad

[royal vortex]

whens the zealot chat community crack smoking session

[fleet zealot]

group ferreting in 10 minutes

!

[left iron]

[true mantle]

It's pronounced Marijuana. Go to your room and think about what you've said

[royal vortex]

[nimble fiber]

fucken blinded

[median steeple]

I see that sassy emote

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-yeah-fuck-yea-big-lez-big-lez-show-gif-13938266

[nimble fiber]

nooo sassy! that money is for the orphans!

and the urangutans

[median steeple]

god I need to do another watch through

great show

[still quartz]

Imagine not optimizing the fun out of the game for maximum exploitation of mechanics

Smh

[nimble fiber]

oh definitely, I can highly recommend the sassy the sasquatch show that he added

its sooo good

https://tenor.com/view/badong-sloth-big-lez-big-lez-show-sassy-gif-26073676

[median steeple]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1095164389696491690/1126283332058095686/gWjKbxQa.gif?ex=6604a217&is=65f22d17&hm=5b02efe753e4496c1cda8127bca70ba59434a21395d4bd023bf6a1a04da7757f&

[sharp zodiac]

Bruh who the fuck

He is so Sigma

[median steeple]

Warthunder names are cursed

[sharp zodiac]

He almost friendly fired me

[frozen glen]

atleast the game got ur age range right

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna murder your family

Now I need to fly one sec

[nimble fiber]

[left iron]

What do i make for dinner

[nimble fiber]

bread

[left iron]

No Stan concoctions

[frozen glen]

oh no she's gonna meurtre my family

or whatever french word for murder is

[nimble fiber]

something were u can eat garlic baguette to

[spare dome]

le murdér

[median steeple]

my first game back into R6 and I get called a slur, god I missed this game lmfao

[left iron]

I approve of this

[sharp zodiac]

That is not my fault

[median steeple]

low tier moment

[sharp zodiac]

Now I am in rank 2

Mm

Gains

[fading vale]

Pierogi

[coarse birch]

please GOD

[royal vortex]

wh

[steep flame]

He has become john warthunder

[coarse birch]

anything to numb the pain

[steep flame]

I have an embarrassing amount of hours in warthunder

[coarse birch]

does crack even do that

idk

[royal vortex]

0?

[left iron]

The dinner shall be creamy salmon soup with a side of garlic baguette

[steep flame]

1.3k

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-darktide-hop-on-applejack-pony-gif-27115676

Who made this

[fading vale]

here in the US we just call all garlic bread garlic bread

[quaint verge]

Bread 👍

[fading vale]

yeah bread is just bread unless you are trying to be fancy or something

[left iron]

The bread in the US is also very sweet most of the time due to the excessive sugar added as a preserver

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hop-on-hop-on-darktide-warhammer-darktide-40k-darktide-gif-27106796

[sharp zodiac]

Just a scratch

[steep flame]

Next time you spawn in a plane set your fuel load to minimum

[fading vale]

why do I suddenly see like 3 tiny black dots that move with my eyes as of 10 minutes ago

[royal vortex]

the end is nigh

[median steeple]

bro didnt get his cookies its over

[steep flame]

It'll give you a noticeably smaller turning circle

[median steeple]

I have so many clips on war thunder that are just perfectly timed funnies

[heavy arch]

Old age

[steep flame]

I dont have a clipping software unfortunately

[sharp zodiac]

Didn't know that

[median steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/war-thunder/clips/1RUsbTchnY9QwW/d1337yCq8Frj?invite=cr-MSxwOFosMTk0NjM5OTEyLA

[sharp zodiac]

Oh I'm using the wrong plane this whole time

[left iron]

Baffled after finding out fuel weighs down a plane

Smh

[median steeple]

its called GAS for a reason smh

[royal vortex]

ur mom weighs down a plane

[median steeple]

I be huffing fumes

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna gas you

[left iron]

I mean, thats true

Do you not understand physics?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[coarse birch]

its josho

[left iron]

Right

Thats a good point

In that case

Aauugh, you got me

Well said

[steep flame]

My beautiful tank

[fading vale]

[coarse birch]

[steep flame]

The face i make when 183mm 🅱️ESH doesnt one shot

[royal vortex]

derogatory

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-skill-issue-gif-26627033

[coarse birch]

that was the idea ye

[maiden path]

FUCKERS LEFT THE BIG SWORD CLOSET OPEN

[steep flame]

Horrible mistake

[median steeple]

learning GS in world so I can be bad at it in wilds

[maiden path]

cant stand sword and shield rn

so working on gs

[median steeple]

I used to play GS but I didnt really get it

[maiden path]

erm

true charge

[median steeple]

I tried longsword finally, it's fun but doesnt give me a knight feeling

[maiden path]

tackle if attacked

longswords goated

thats why everyone uses it

really fucking useful

[median steeple]

the key words in that sentence is "used to" aka that was many years ago

[maiden path]

erm pick the game up again pal

thats waht im doing

[median steeple]

MF

[sharp zodiac]

Damn

[median steeple]

thats what im doing

[maiden path]

wtf do u want lady

[sharp zodiac]

Jammed weapons

Time to head back

But I did protect a base

[median steeple]

the pain of air RB

[steep flame]

The modification "new guns" or whatever should make it so guns jam less

[median steeple]

what the fuck we pushed back bots to their last two sectors

[steep flame]

Its a big problem on the early hispanos

[median steeple]

im afraid

[steep flame]

I like the little cat guys in monster hunter

[misty raven]

What if they added weapon jamming in DT

[sharp zodiac]

Upgrading to that

[steep flame]

Direct gunlugger nerf

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-dango-palico-gif-14361010111865139422

[sharp zodiac]

Tf happened to u

[misty raven]

0.5% chance for plasma to roll a 1

[steep flame]

Psyker will become op

[median steeple]

epic landing attempt

[steep flame]

I land without landing gear

[misty raven]

Random dice roll on psyker ability peril gain

[steep flame]

Its faster

[sharp zodiac]

Réal?

[steep flame]

Mhmm

It doesnt kill you

Try it out in the test flight thing

Just dont shoot any explosive guns at the ground if you do it

[sharp zodiac]

Damn

[spare talon]

yknow

idk why i bother even replying on the reddit

[frosty herald]

why do you have master rank lunastra armor

[sharp zodiac]

He is a

[maiden path]

transmog

i aint fucking waiting till guiding lands for some drip

and im not gonna go around with mix matched armor

[frosty herald]

im slapping the fuck outta you

https://tenor.com/view/goku-dragon-ball-z-goku-slap-goku-slaps-freezer-goku-slapping-gif-16556438

[maiden path]

nooo!! you can't dress how you wanna look with no affect on gameplay!!!!!!!!!

DAS WAHT U SOUND LIKE

I GOT THAT SHIT ON

[solar gorge]

u look cool don't listen to the goobers

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[frosty herald]

your ass is gonna grind tempered lunastra for the set

[solar gorge]

regal white and blue, too bad there's no hermine pattern on the fur but it's p good

[heavy arch]

DRAGONS

DOGMA

2

[solar gorge]

oh actually there is

damn

french nobility time

[sharp zodiac]

This french plane kicks and eats ass

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/dragons-dogma-2-walking-griffin-sky-fighter-gif-6021800879419195745

[solar gorge]

friday

the goty 2024 releases

[frosty herald]

absolutely a locked in goty

pre ordered the deluxe edition cause im real like that

[solar gorge]

i'mma still wait a few days after release to buy

it's a necessary step nowadays

[visual blade]

the emperor did not oversee me today

[placid fiber]

Oof

[visual blade]

either of the blessings good?

[placid fiber]

No

[visual blade]

i know thrust is best but

[placid fiber]

Thrust and Slaughterer/Headtaker

[visual blade]

;-;

[placid fiber]

Yeah

That was rough from Hadron

[left iron]

Lmao get fucked

[visual blade]

robbed me of almost everything

[left iron]

I totally havent spent 20 mil ordos to find a base only for Hadron to fuck it up

[placid fiber]

Yeah... I just take what little I am given

Then again I got a near god-rolled heavy sword 6 on my main zealot when my friend has been searching his entire life for it

[maiden path]

ill farm teostora

[visual blade]

i'm a hsword 9 enjoyer

[maiden path]

i mean i have to

for kaiser

[placid fiber]

I'm a 6 enjoyer

[frosty herald]

go hit the oil rig

[maiden path]

ill cross dat bridge when i get there

[frosty herald]

broke ass

[placid fiber]

So if a 6 heavy sword enjoyer and a 9 heavy sword enjoyer play together... are they a 69 heavy sworder?

😳

[left iron]

[visual blade]

._.

[maiden path]

me minking the shit out of this stupid dragon

[visual blade]

._.'

[placid fiber]

Just asking... for friend...

👉 👈

[frosty herald]

genuinely cant see what monster it is

also you have the pickup mod heehee

[placid fiber]

Ugh I had to turn my charm down to 0 to get my wife out of bed... by being a pain in the ass x.x

since she has an appointment and she didn't want to get up for it

[left iron]

Red, you can see the claws on the right. Clearly a Rathalos

[maiden path]

i got two rathalos mantles before a 1 fellwing

[frosty herald]

oh

[maiden path]

what the fuck rng

[frosty herald]

i thought it was safi jiva for some reason

[frank night]

arco unleashing the bowser fireballs

[stone fern]

im not gonna spend anything until the crafting system is updated

no more grinding hammers that shit is undoable

[drowsy steppe]

wth is this furry shit

[stone fern]

nah its valid the enemy would be too grossed out to attack

[placid fiber]

Tru ^

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/worried-scared-oh-no-stop-it-fearful-gif-12534009

[placid fiber]

I'd be more like "wtf am I even looking at?!"

[spare talon]

this psyker died and i had a plogryn on me

[sharp zodiac]

Delicious

[spare talon]

tried to see if i could get an opportunity where he luckily wouldnt overhead me to rez him

but 2 snipers showed up

so i just said fuck it we ball

and killed the boss before he died and picked him up

this psyker quite literally did not leave my side for the rest of the mission

even when i was breaking off for plasteel looting

1 small issue

he was a smite psyker and im a dclaw user

[placid fiber]

xD

Can't parry them when they're stunned

[spare talon]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

i know

[placid fiber]

At first I failed to make the connection

then I realized the problem

[autumn briar]

Zealotbros, going to give Evis XV a proper try for the first time. Rolled this at Hadron's casino, what should I improve/change on this?

[spare talon]

wow

[autumn briar]

I am assuming keep Rampage and Maniac? But what about the other two? Flak and Momentum?

[spare talon]

rev it up to shred or bloodthirsty, personal preference, im partial to shred

then then flak iirc yeah

momentum isnt really needed what with how much toughness you can get anyway as zealot

[placid fiber]

Even I don't try to shill momentum, and I'm the type of guy to take a safety blessing on my guns

[autumn briar]

noted

[placid fiber]

THey know the eviscerator better than me as well

They've been fine tuning it ever since it sucked

and now it doesn't suck anymore

Honestly I get people like the OG eviscerator... but what's really OG to me? The executioner sword, which the new eviscerator has the moveset of

[stone fern]

I like momentum

[heavy arch]

benefit of momentum outweighed by benefit of shred or bloodthirsty

rampage + bloodthirsty lets you 1shot crushers infinitely with minimal setup

rampage + shred will make it super comfy for cdr

[sharp zodiac]

The chat of all time

[coarse birch]

this is what i would expect from war thunder roughly

[placid fiber]

I understand this, I used to as well... until I saw the pro's side of things

"Huh, this thing they said is useful... actually is useful... who would have thought..." you know?

[coarse birch]

momentum is good but only if you want to be REALLY safe in melee

[placid fiber]

My kitty is like "wtf you do to me?!" when I held her upside down for a bit heh

[fading vale]

I ran momentum in December 2022

when I was scared of the game

[placid fiber]

when you couldn't reroll blessings

[fading vale]

also that

[placid fiber]

Heh

That was a wild time, man

[fading vale]

also ranged enemies were pain back then

aka shotgunners

[placid fiber]

yeah they could shoot through enemies

[fading vale]

also I think normal ranged did more?

[placid fiber]

I remember that pain

Yeah I think it did more as well

Gunners oddly feel right, for where they are at if you ask me

the elite ones

[fading vale]

eh

they are balanced by spawning 10-30 at a time

[placid fiber]

Tru...

Otherwise they are weak sauce

Then again we are running huge gunner resist generally

[fading vale]

if only there were other curio perks that did anything at all

[placid fiber]

Yeah

I wish cdr was more viable

[fading vale]

4% is so good

[placid fiber]

"so" good...

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-bowling-ball-karen-stomach-pain-stomach-gif-14409347637963431154

[fading vale]

1.2 seconds on chastise

incredible

[placid fiber]

such wow

Don't you hate it when a ragtag cannonball runs into you?

It makes soup of your precious meat organs

[fading vale]

looks like a bowling ball to me

[placid fiber]

Either way it hurts

[fading vale]

I'd simply catch it

[median steeple]

just parry

[placid fiber]

Tru

rorr merc taught me: Just parry it, you filthy casual

Falling damage? Parried. Unblockable damage? Parried. Lava damage? Parried

When you can parry lava, you know it's legit

[frosty herald]

in blasphemous you can dodge poison clouds

[drowsy steppe]

i like men

[sharp zodiac]

My condolences

[placid fiber]

As you should

I danced with my kitty, she did not like it lol

I give her some pets and she follows after me like I am her savior... I dance with her and she mews like I am punishing her

She keeps giving me this wide eyed look

"Pets?"

https://tenor.com/view/puppy-dog-eyes-sad-saint-innocent-shrek-gif-5956398

It's like she's almost trying to leap into my arms

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im gonna pose with all my monsters like how you'd pose with a bigass fish

ignore the child

named gnorp gnorp

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BILLION PETER MARCHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i wish lebron was still balding

[frosty herald]

Calling my palico nutsack in wilds

[placid fiber]

Good luck

[placid fiber]

Remember: Don't feed the Yao Guai. :3

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horsege

[placid fiber]

Gotta love it when you use messenger on facebook for the sole purpose of calling someone

and then never use facebook again unless it's for that exact same reason

[coarse birch]

havent used messenger since HS

although back then it was my main form of texting people

[placid fiber]

Messenger is the only reason I use facebook, and it's so I can call my wife lol

That's what you do when you're poor lol

[drowsy steppe]

I still use Whatsapp

[coarse birch]

i used whatsapp for a brief period with a few friends

now i just use discord really, theres a few i still message via snapchat since thats what we used for years

[placid fiber]

Why are you eging that horse?

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sad horsege...........

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[placid fiber]

Woo, Mario vs Donkey Kong... and it's 4 hours, 20 minutes, and 14 seconds of content

[open falcon]

Can 2 people come help with penance please

[fading vale]

I don't really play anymore or I would help but there are lfg channels and they run penance groups and stuff

why are classical music animes so good

man they get me every time

[placid fiber]

Because, they have the power of classical music backing them up

[fading vale]

I think I just really like piano

[placid fiber]

Piano is a good instrument

[fading vale]

and idk it's very good at conveying emotions

[coarse birch]

IS THIS A GENRE

oh

sorry

is that its own genre

[placid fiber]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

[fading vale]

MORE OR LESS YES

[placid fiber]

xD