zealot-class

[worldly nebula]

🤦‍♂️

And I’m wearing my calculator watch today too

[acoustic dune]

lads how much armor is too much armor

[frosty herald]

you can never have enough armor

https://tenor.com/view/juggernaut-mw-modern-warfare-cod-call-of-duty-gif-3214228519352779694

[acoustic dune]

ok then

how much napalm is too much napalm

[worldly nebula]

When you can’t land at your own base because oops all fire

[drowsy steppe]

You can never have too much napalm in your life

[sterile stone]

All fun and games til you collapse

After walking 10 feet

Carrying like 120 lbs of extra gear

[nimble fiber]

real

[placid fiber]

Hehe

[placid fiber]

All the napalm

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-automaton-ko-punch-devastator-gif-17309311234866658824

[sly mauve]

i have a boltgun with unarmoured and reload speed, what should i change?

[hushed knoll]

HELLO

[hushed knoll]

[hard nexus]

unarmored to either unyielding, flak, or carapace (or maniac)

it’s preference

do some testing in the psykanium

see what u struggle with the most

[nimble fiber]

hi there stan

[sharp zodiac]

Flights almost time

Could've stayed for the other 6 pets but I gotta head back for the job interview

2 cats and dogs with 2 Ferrets

[hushed knoll]

What is that emote

[royal vortex]

mandala

[frozen glen]

like the effect

[royal vortex]

you are disgusting

[frozen glen]

atleast I'm not whatever u are

[royal vortex]

wow

i am hurt

[frozen glen]

I apologize

maybe

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-anime-cry-tears-gif-10893043

[frozen glen]

don't just post some fuckin anime gif

josho would NEVER

[nimble fiber]

sassy the sasquatch making a mandala

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/power-power-chainsaw-man-gif-9702684088708475287

[fading vale]

remember when someone reported dough for the vomit gif

[placid fiber]

Wait what?

[fading vale]

that scene from chainsaw man

where they are drinking

[placid fiber]

Also: How did your game go last night?

[fading vale]

and there a kiss where one of them throws up and it's censored

[placid fiber]

Oof

[fading vale]

oh it was like riding a bike

[placid fiber]

Heh

[fading vale]

only things that hurt me were like

3 or 4 poxbursters

[placid fiber]

Yeah they do that

[fading vale]

at least one of them was silent

[placid fiber]

Silent bursters are annoying

[fading vale]

incredibly

[placid fiber]

Doesn't matter how good you are if you can't hear them

[royal vortex]

idk how we won when i was using such a shit gun 😔

[fading vale]

silent enemies are the #1 thing that piss me off

[fading vale]

every time I go to melee an elite pack - feed says JOSHO JOSHO JOSHO JOSHO

[placid fiber]

ksing mf

[fading vale]

and if you didn't kill them the other awful totally not OP vet weapon did

[potent shuttle]

zealot things

[royal vortex]

exe stance bolter is some shit

[fading vale]

bro but exe is terrible

[royal vortex]

it needs some qol help

[fading vale]

obviously the only viable option is shout

[royal vortex]

the problem is its competing with incredibly stupid stuff that makes the game a lot easier

like shout largely invalidates the need for positioning

but on a gun like bolter where 2 big downsides are handling and drawtime ur performance w/ it just skyrockets

[sterile basalt]

What should I spend the 3 points left on

[royal vortex]

what weapon are you running

or weapons ig

[sterile basalt]

Was running Rashad

If heavy sword I’d prob put 1 point for vicious offering

[fading vale]

duelist

[royal vortex]

for sure grab anoint and duellist

[sterile basalt]

Is duellist rly important for Rashad tho

[fading vale]

I mean it's a pretty big general damage buff

[royal vortex]

it's a pretty decent damage buff in general

[fading vale]

that also works on ranged

[royal vortex]

also nice for a large portion of guns w/ decent finesse scaling like iags or laspistols

[sterile basalt]

Is duelist the same finesse scaling like normal or is it some weirdly worded +50% dmg

[fading vale]

no and no

[royal vortex]

it's better than you may initially think but it still uses the standard scaling

it's an individual +50% weakspot and crit

[fading vale]

it's 50% weakspot and 50% crit

[royal vortex]

so if u hit crit weakspots it's 100% crit/weakspot damage

[fading vale]

and on crit weakspot it's 100%

[sterile basalt]

Oh so it’s a little better for crit weakspot but outside of that it works like normal scaling

[royal vortex]

chastise can proc it from ranged enemies or u can just like dodge a dude and get a big damage swing on a plogry/cspawn etc

[fading vale]

yeah it's normal weakspot or crit scaling

but the number is big enough that it's good

[sterile basalt]

So if I grab duellist and anoint in blood

What should I spend the last point on

[placid fiber]

100% of 25% is 25% which is nice

[royal vortex]

id probs do purge

it's mostly going to help with bosses but theres nothing really else worth a point

[fading vale]

desperation is kind of funny I guess but yeah purge is always nice

[frozen glen]

do the funny piety duelist dance of death ciag build

[sterile basalt]

If heavy sword I’d prob just go vicious offering as simple solution to infinite toughness

[royal vortex]

real men do it with bolter

[frozen glen]

but that gun sucks

[sterile basalt]

I’m a boltgun zealot enjoyer

1 mag half boss is neat

[sterile basalt]

Is punishment worth running on its own

[royal vortex]

shotgunner packs are completely harmless but a bolter magdump is the most satisfying way to dispose of them

https://streamable.com/wmolq5

[gray whale]

Question what blessings are good for zealot knife?

[royal vortex]

probs not on a weapon like caxe

[sterile basalt]

Uncanny + riposte/precog/mercy

[sterile basalt]

Would be good for smth like crusher tho right

[royal vortex]

you already hit a lot of stagger bps on heavy vs most targets, push attack staggers ragers no stuff

[gray whale]

Heard I have all of those at tier 4 thanks

[placid fiber]

Dar, the magnificent

[sterile basalt]

Most popular is uncanny + precog

[gray whale]

I can see precog because all the dodge buffs zealot gets

[fading vale]

mercy is meh

[frozen glen]

he does not know the all or nothing build 😦

[royal vortex]

nobody is running all or nothing

[frozen glen]

decimator but u have to spam push attacks to gimp ur stam

[placid fiber]

Except maybe that 1 reddit moron

[sterile basalt]

Decimator sucks sorry

[royal vortex]

crusher actually hits all the relevant stagger BPs from blessings too

[placid fiber]

[royal vortex]

i think punishment sometimes lets you open a bulwark without activating but its so inconsistent and u can just special l1

i only really run it on hsword/dclaw/hammer

[sterile basalt]

Is shield of contempt good

[royal vortex]

yea

[coarse birch]

Ye

[frozen glen]

busted

[sterile basalt]

How does it really work

[placid fiber]

Yes

Does it still individually proc per person?

[fading vale]

yeah

it's basically an aura

[placid fiber]

so 60% dr like 4s out of 10s?

[fading vale]

everyone on the team gets their own cooldown

[fading vale]

and it procs on health damage

[sterile basalt]

Wait so

[fading vale]

and it cools down while active

[sterile basalt]

SoC can activate on all 4 people at the same time from 1 zealot?

[frozen glen]

jup

[fading vale]

but it's their own cooldown

[sterile basalt]

So it never really gets “consumed” for myself if teammate gets jumped

[placid fiber]

☑️

[fading vale]

pretty much better than any aura zealot has

[sterile basalt]

I think I’ll forego duellist + anoint in blood + purge the unclean for shield of contempt then

[fading vale]

is a bit silly

bro is sacrificing damage for survivability smh

[sterile basalt]

It’s a martyrdom Rashad

Do I rly need more than +65% melee dmg

On a Rashad

[fading vale]

do you really need more survivability on a rashad

[sterile basalt]

Unironically getting shot by 6 shotgunners around a corner was a bit of a jump scare

[ripe quest]

4 SoC Zealots casually throwing a 97% DR buff around

[sterile basalt]

Thx for the help guys

[placid fiber]

Wait, who is doing my stupid tech? Tell them off immediately

[spiral anvil]

Does duellist proc for ranged fire?

[placid fiber]

Yes

[spiral anvil]

[placid fiber]

Erm it works for it

[sterile basalt]

The avg quick play psyker is not standing on their toes for longer than 20s in a horde and I figured juicing Rashad beyond +65% melee dmg is maybe a tad bit overkill

[ripe quest]

From CommissarTyr, the buff popping up is SoC being applied.

[spiral anvil]

Oh you mean the damage boosts your own ranged fire

[placid fiber]

the crit weakspot damage affects ranged attacks yeah

Okay who tf put skyrim out in front of my window?

[lusty turtle]

banning you for non mf bolter gameplay

[coarse birch]

Based

[placid fiber]

@royal vortex Was this you who put skyrim outside of my window?!

[fading vale]

I am literally going to apply for a job at discord so I CAN FIX THE FUCKING EMBEDS ON MOBILE

it's so annoying

how can it possibly still be a problem

I only want one thing

click video, video plays

[misty nova]

Cheers

[left iron]

<@&735928989146939404>

[sharp zodiac]

Oh I fucking HATE Philadelphia this is why people should fucking prepare more so shit like being stuck in a city DOESN'T HAPPEN

Can't wait to get this job so I don't have to rely on others EVER

[elfin steppe]

what does it even do?

[native cargo]

Crazy.

[sharp zodiac]

Finally gonna arrive at the airport

With my liz and all

[sharp zodiac]

Delays spawns by the looks of it

[elfin steppe]

wow, that's

[coarse birch]

you went to philly?

my condolences

[native cargo]

you at the airport fr

Also idk why you went to philidelphia but that was a mistake people survive in that place

[sharp zodiac]

I DIDN'T..want to

It was SUPPOSED to be straight to the airport

[native cargo]

Then just go to the airport

drive around the city

[sharp zodiac]

But situations happened where people didn't prepare and that took around a DETOUR

[native cargo]

Shoulda killed them

devoured their souls

[sharp zodiac]

God I just want to get home and just temporarily drop dead for the next 6 hours

[native cargo]

Devour them for putting you through Philly then sleep

It is a just punishment for their sins

[sharp zodiac]

I can't eat people

[native cargo]

Lies

You got teeth

[sharp zodiac]

Too long

[native cargo]

I think

Open mouth wider

elongate esophagus

yes

[sharp zodiac]

Rat I'm no snake

[native cargo]

Well

Become one

[sharp zodiac]

I can't

[coarse dagger]

Gater

[sharp zodiac]

That involves changing dna

[native cargo]

Well tell Dana to fuck off cus she isn't involved

Wait thats dna.

[sharp zodiac]

Who is dana

[native cargo]

Just woke up daym

Dana is the lady you gotta change according to me eepy brain

[sharp zodiac]

Nuh uh

[native cargo]

Yuh uh

[coarse dagger]

You made my cat fear for my well being

[sharp zodiac]

She's some random southeastern Asian friend how am I supposed to change her

[native cargo]

I am feral

[coarse dagger]

He checked on me in the bathroom after I laughed, the toilet gargoyle

[native cargo]

Inject 500 ounces worth of burger grease into her veins and turn her into an American

Thats one way

[sharp zodiac]

She quite literally asked for a cardboard cutout of skadi to dip salt onto and lick I am NOT going near her

[native cargo]

Get her the Skadi skibidi dip

To lick

Luna you are cruel

[sharp zodiac]

Hell no

Do you know how much that costs

[native cargo]

I am glad to provide entertainment in these trying times on Tertium

[sharp zodiac]

Or outright hard to make

[native cargo]

It costs nothing cus its a skadi skibidi dip salt. I assume it involves a toilet which is strange but she is southeast asian.

I highly suggest injecting the 500 ounces of burger grease into her veins

[coarse dagger]

thank you for your service

[native cargo]

[sharp zodiac]

I'm not doing that

[native cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-gif-13674633028161831364

Then pay your tithe

I am in need of cheez-its

[fading vale]

another day of stan using an arc thrower

[native cargo]

spooky

[fading vale]

you would have to know what the armor does that everyone else is wearing to get it

electrical resistance to prevent team kills lol

[south folio]

god damn wusses

[fading vale]

you don't understand how deadly stan is with it

[visual stream]

I would underestimate the armor's value if I did not experience this tbh

[south folio]

and i'm glad to throw rocks at you from the sidelines

[fading vale]

ok goose

[left iron]

Alcotash approves friendly fire

I will keep this in mind

[nimble fiber]

[maiden path]

chat

bob dylan appeared to me in a dream

and told me to do a sick guitar lick

[maiden path]

*jimmy hendrix

[south folio]

hgnahgagnahghggahghhg

[merry pelican]

there is a reason the new armor sets from the cutting edge warnbond negate 95% of it

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdOkQ6THDVw

[visual stream]

I wonder if arc damage can headshot you like other things, and if the armor is then made useless if it does

[merry pelican]

im actually not sure i know it does a lot of damage but with both the arc shotgun and thrower they dont target anything specific

but from my own friendly fire experiences it looks like body shots with a lot of damage

[obtuse stirrup]

Any advice on how to build an Ironhelm?

[sharp oyster]

Same, I'm an advice leech

I need to know everything

[visual stream]

Thrust is a must, then either headtaker or slaughterer depending on preference. I think slaughterer is a little better. For perks you want unyielding/flak/elite

I go flak/elite for better mauler breakpoints but unyielding is better boss damage and slightly easier bulwark/reaper one shots

[visual stream]

I just wonder because I've seen people talking about the explosive armor doing nothing if you're hit in the head, pretty sad

[hidden verge]

heavy sword is useless against armor, what gun do u bring with it?

[dense field]

(i dislike arc-users)

[obtuse stirrup]

Zarona is best zealot ranged for basically everything imo

but you can make heavy sword work ok against armour with the special H1 loop

[merry pelican]

which explosive armor?

wait i remember nvm

idk i think its a thing with most armors because yk if lightning hits you in the head you are probably gonna die same with an explosion

[fleet zealot]

bolter, zarona, mk3 headhunter,

any gun with chastise

[fading vale]

yeah you still get 1 shot

but the arc armor

is 95%

[visual stream]

I've heard that it's moreso that your head isn't covered by the armor passive, rather than it just (still) being too much damage to matter

Idk how it actually applies but I'm curious

[fading vale]

idk

mechs seem affected by arc resist

[maiden path]

chat i woke up sick

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase give me your prayers

i am going to die in 30 minutes

[opal sparrow]

Anyone know what the cap on plasteel is? if there even is one?

[hidden verge]

bruh, you gotta go to psyker section for help. they are specialized in thought and prayer

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/possum-opossum-scared-ахуй-freaked-out-gif-14267767681427156165

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/awesomepossum-gif-22089739

[obtuse stirrup]

seems ok right

[north sedge]

yea

[obtuse stirrup]

What's the combos on this?

never used one before

I guess I want fury of the faithful and inexorable judgement with this like with a crucis

[stone fern]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how the hell did you get thrust 4

[obtuse stirrup]

been playing for a longass time

I want power cycler 4

[stone fern]

im legit making a second zealot just to hunt for more melk blessings

[obtuse stirrup]

that's my white whale

[stone fern]

took me one day to get flurry and nexus 4 for truama but thrust 4 for shovel and hammer are non existant

[still quartz]

Holy grail?

[placid fiber]

sounds like it makes enemies spawn slower

I've lost out on power cycler 4 before cuz I wasn't interested in it

[elfin steppe]

Judging by the price of this thing, it's probably not good, though I do want fewer enemy encounters.

[still quartz]

Oh this is an interesting one in here

It's the slower Laspistol though, hm

[obtuse stirrup]

give it a try tbh

[nimble fiber]

Shoulda been there shoulda seen it, shoulda felt it shoulda heard it

[edgy basalt]

Worth buying from Melk? Apologies for the phone photo.

[violet root]

guys what do yall recommend as a good horde clear melee

[sage river]

Lucius poke

Oh wait

[violet root]

this is zealot my man

LOL

[sage river]

Eviscerator is pretty good

[sage river]

Yeah I never come here lol

[violet root]

XV ¿

[sage river]

The green one is my favorite of the two

[nimble fiber]

I can recommend the crusher, good horde clear and also good damage

also fun af

[violet root]

which mark tho?

one i used just had strikdown moves mostly

[nimble fiber]

uh

yee do heavis for bigger targets and l swings for horde

[violet root]

howre heavy swords i never see people use those tbh

[bitter anvil]

It doesn’t have shred

[sage river]

Theres one thats really good, I forget marks though

XI or something

[violet root]

the spearhead boltgun in my back pocket

[bitter anvil]

Running cavalcades?

[violet root]

was that

[bitter anvil]

Build Crits on continuing firing

[violet root]

never seen that perk tbh

[bitter anvil]

You should roll it, it give you that particular crits

Rather surgical

[violet root]

i seee

thank ya

[obtuse stirrup]

IX

[sage river]

Yeah that one

[placid fiber]

I have found Josho's homeland

@royal vortex I found your homeland

[fading vale]

why would his homeland look anything remotely close to pleasant

[placid fiber]

That's the fascad

It "looks" pleasant

[fading vale]

I was thinking it looked more like Mustafar

[placid fiber]

like this?

Only more redstone colored?

[placid fiber]

Are sure he wasn't born on Mars/Venus?

I think Venus has temperatures appropriate for his temperament

[placid fiber]

but it looks like a pleasure place, until you pan the camera around and see the rock and death

They hook you with the 1st half

Then when you arrive...

it's nothing but rock n death

[fading vale]

that just looks like a good spot to swan dive in helldivers

[placid fiber]

Kinda does, u rite

[hushed knoll]

More like p*nis

[placid fiber]

STAN!!!

:3

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

👋

[hushed knoll]

What’s gucci

[placid fiber]

Cheese

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

Or do you mean what's good?

[hushed knoll]

Like the moon?

However you want to interpret it

[placid fiber]

I like cheese

[fading vale]

like the psych ward you are messaging from

[placid fiber]

[hushed knoll]

Hey no joke, my mind is messed up! 😌

[placid fiber]

No shit

[hushed knoll]

Padded cells look bouncy like cheese

[fading vale]

you are the one saying padded rooms look like cheese

[hushed knoll]

Exactly

Glad you agree

[fading vale]

I do not

[placid fiber]

Lazorr dont' do it

Don't agree with the Staninator

[hushed knoll]

Laz don’t back track on me now

[fading vale]

I didn't back track

[placid fiber]

Did you track back?

[hushed knoll]

Whatever helps you eat at night

[fading vale]

I just referenced your statements

[hushed knoll]

Sleep

[fading vale]

whatever helps you eat at night

[placid fiber]

Usually cheese

Cheese is life

[hushed knoll]

Oooo I still have cold leftover jalapeño cheesy bread and extra ranch cups

[placid fiber]

Cheese is soul

[fading vale]

I just salt my food with my tears at night

[hushed knoll]

[placid fiber]

HAH

[hushed knoll]

Laz are you ok

[placid fiber]

Use pepper as well

[fading vale]

the honest answer would be no, but so it goes

[hushed knoll]

:(

[placid fiber]

😭

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[hushed knoll]

Can you talk to someone?

[fading vale]

anyways

[placid fiber]

Like a therapist?(not STAN FOR GOD'S SAKE)

[hushed knoll]

I could be a they’re sie

Htetyaot

Oh my god

[placid fiber]

Uh

[hushed knoll]

Therapist

[fading vale]

I don't know about that

[placid fiber]

Stan the Therapist...?

Sounds... uh... lucritive

[hushed knoll]

I give life advice to my students

[fading vale]

what's the last life advice you gave to a student

[placid fiber]

Cheese is the meaning of life

And then we played Descent for 5 hours

[hushed knoll]

“In life you’re gonna have to do things you don’t want to do. You should start practicing now. If you avoid things that make you uncomfortable, you’ll only feel more uncomfortable the next time it comes around”

[fading vale]

hey that sounds like solid advice

[placid fiber]

It does

Are we sure Stan was the one who typed that? >_>'

[south folio]

this then segues into stan talking about how people should try his food

[placid fiber]

Arco!

[south folio]

hi

[placid fiber]

Welcome to pain simulator 4000

[drifting wolf]

exposure therapy

[south folio]

thank u i'll enjoy my stay here

[placid fiber]

Good, Good!

[nimble fiber]

[fading vale]

speaking of arco, how come I never hear about eating geese

[placid fiber]

Why would you want to eat a goose?

[south folio]

beyond my scope

i am a purebred chef of lasagna

[fading vale]

people eat ducks

[south folio]

too bad

[placid fiber]

Yeah ducks, but, a goose?

[nimble fiber]

ducks are so f tasty

[placid fiber]

More like you get murdicated by the goose

[fading vale]

I mean a goose is like a big duck

[placid fiber]

Tru

[south folio]

you're insane

[nimble fiber]

hm kinda yeah

[placid fiber]

I haven't actually had duck before

[nimble fiber]

try it sometime

[placid fiber]

I'm not the best of cooks >.>

I'm just a rookie winging it

[nimble fiber]

dont cook it yourself

[hushed knoll]

Exactly

[nimble fiber]

go to an asian place that has it

[hushed knoll]

It’s my job

[fading vale]

wow you edited a message

[ripe quest]

The one and only time Stan has edited a message to correct himself

[drifting wolf]

geese are probably too obnoxious and aggressive to raise in big farms

[placid fiber]

He's growing

more powerful

[hushed knoll]

I didn’t even realize I did it p#

[placid fiber]

Stan will soon be at the power... of a goldfish...

[nimble fiber]

can also recommend eating it with peanut sauce, some people dont like it, but i think its tasty af

[fading vale]

a good peanut sauce slaps

[hushed knoll]

I love trying to fit as many goldfish in my mouth as possible and then use sucking force to crush them

[drifting wolf]

they turned the peanut into a sauce

[placid fiber]

What tf...?

[south folio]

yeah i've had roast ducks by consequence of being chinese and my family going to chinese restaurants
i didn't like it too much but i am an extremely picky eater so i'm no reference to go by

[fading vale]

animal cruelty?

[south folio]

sadistic bastard

[fading vale]

AINL

[nimble fiber]

thats totally alright

[south folio]

i am totally latino

[nimble fiber]

u are?

[hushed knoll]

The dusky tonsils

Wha the fuck

[royal vortex]

the what

[nimble fiber]

like fr?

[placid fiber]

Stan likes sucking on goldfish, you've heard it here first

[hushed knoll]

The crackers I meant

[south folio]

(it's an inside joke because stan has mistaken me to be latino on two separate occasions despite there being no possible prior information that he could go off to think that i would be latino)

[nimble fiber]

ah ok

[placid fiber]

Oh, hi Josho. Welcome to this accursed discussion lol

[hushed knoll]

Arco Is Not Latino. AINL.

[nimble fiber]

dinosaur

[south folio]

i do not condone this sentence nor the acronym

cease

[hushed knoll]

But you’re hot

NOT

JESUS

[south folio]

yeah i'm p hot

[nimble fiber]

Ahahah

[placid fiber]

Hey, how'd you find a live cam of me?

[nimble fiber]

stan

jesus is not hot?

[royal vortex]

u shouldve just rolled with it dude

[drifting wolf]

the last living member of dunkleosteus terrelli

[placid fiber]

Stan makes every time a good time

[south folio]

his phone caught him lacking

[nimble fiber]

fr

[hushed knoll]

I don’t think Jesuit is hot

Hesus

Jesys

I can’t

[placid fiber]

xD

[south folio]

this is so sad

[nimble fiber]

latino jesus lmao

[placid fiber]

Jesuit, Hesus, Jesys

He was so close...

Next thing you know Stan will tell us about how he eats wild boar every Tuesday

[fading vale]

hmm what is for pre 5pm sleep dinner

[placid fiber]

by mixing ketchup and mac n cheese with it

[fading vale]

[placid fiber]

Pudding

[fading vale]

what

[nimble fiber]

what

[placid fiber]

You asked

[fading vale]

I had firehouse last night and I gotta say

definitely mid

[placid fiber]

Get Jersey Mike's

Get the 56 no shrooms with CPR

[drifting wolf]

the chili was okay but i haven't been there in a decade i think so

[fading vale]

I got the uh

BBQ one

[placid fiber]

BBQ can be pretty mid, tbh

[fading vale]

well it was dry

[placid fiber]

Have you ever had a big kahuna with cpr, tho?

[fading vale]

what is cpr

[placid fiber]

cherry pepper relish

Delicious

[fading vale]

I have not

[placid fiber]

It's great

[nimble fiber]

holy driest mouth

[placid fiber]

I have cpr on almost all of my sandwiches

It adds the right amount of zing

[fading vale]

man I hate where I live, they give good ratings to bad restaurants

[placid fiber]

Oof

[fading vale]

this ramen place with dry chashu and a hard boiled egg

is at 4.9

[placid fiber]

Are they giving mcdonalds a 4.8?

[fading vale]

4.6

[placid fiber]

Jesus

I know my mcdonalds ain't that quality lol

[fading vale]

and there's a "Greek" place with a 4.9

and I've tried it 3 times

[hushed knoll]

What’s firehouse

[fading vale]

fucking gross

[placid fiber]

those are so mid

[drifting wolf]

sandwiches

[placid fiber]

a subs place

[fading vale]

good Greek food is really good

[placid fiber]

Yeah

[fading vale]

but shitty American Greek is just

[hushed knoll]

I love white sauce

[placid fiber]

but you usually get mid af greek places...

I've don't even eat out that much, and I know that a lot of places like that suck

What are they giving burger king, a 4.5?

[fading vale]

also this Korean place with giant servings

the most dry beef bulgogi on the face of the planet

has a 4.9

[north sedge]

we know

[placid fiber]

drier than the sahara?

[fading vale]

it's weirdly bad

and I tried it twice

[placid fiber]

Ugh that sucks

[nimble fiber]

stan what is your favorite bread?

[placid fiber]

All you're doing is confirming my bias against eating out at places I don't know, Lazorr xD

I find the places that serve breakfast to be okay, at least...

[fading vale]

I mean usually the ratings aren't that misleading

but sometimes

[placid fiber]

I honestly don't look at the ratings of a place

I either know it's good, my wife knows it's good, or something like that

Or I am torturing myself by forcing more mcdonalds down my gullet...

[nimble fiber]

sometimes its helpful to look up where you're eating

[placid fiber]

even tho Jersey Mike's would be cheaper... since I get half off...

[nimble fiber]

not always tho

[placid fiber]

I get that, but, some people are stupid

"some" lol

[nimble fiber]

indeed

[fading vale]

if a place has like

4.2 or lower you know it's not great

I have decided on some noodles and sushi

[placid fiber]

gl

remember, Laz: Don't feed the yao guai

[nimble fiber]

fuck yeah, have a nice meal

[placid fiber]

Hah I just jump at my kitty yelling "KITTY!!!", giving her a giant hug and then she starts purring

[fading vale]

as Steve climbs up my shirt

onto my shoulder

[placid fiber]

"TAKE ME WITH YOU" Hehe

[nimble fiber]

nah

he wanted u to bring him some too

[placid fiber]

That too

[fading vale]

as if im leaving my house

[placid fiber]

Honestly running out and getting some Jersey Mike's sounds good to me...

I mean the half off is a pretty nice incentive >.>

[nimble fiber]

the running out part is what bothers u?

[placid fiber]

Nah, I'm just lazy

[nimble fiber]

real

[placid fiber]

And I don't always feel like bothering my co-workers

especially if it was a bad day and I don't know that

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg8_7SfwdfY

[nimble fiber]

yeah how would u even know if they dont tell ya

[placid fiber]

I mean I could call, but, I don't feel like that

That and I am kinda poor this week lol

bills n all >.>

[coarse dagger]

was that ramen with ketchup on it

[nimble fiber]

mac n cheese

[placid fiber]

Mac n cheese yeah

[coarse dagger]

with ketchup?

[placid fiber]

Yes

[coarse dagger]

my mom does that

[nimble fiber]

yes

[placid fiber]

Stan does that too

[coarse dagger]

I need to try it

[nimble fiber]

is your mom stan

[placid fiber]

o_o'

[coarse dagger]

STAN MPR-

[nimble fiber]

plottwist

[coarse dagger]

no... not here

[placid fiber]

Lol Stan and Astral...

the new mother and son...?

[nimble fiber]

maybe idk

[coarse dagger]

mpreg

[placid fiber]

your preg?

[coarse dagger]

you don't know what it is? good

don't learn

[nimble fiber]

or adoption

[placid fiber]

Oh lol

[coarse dagger]

woe to the fool who adopts me

[placid fiber]

Male pregnancy?

[coarse dagger]

correct

[nimble fiber]

the face looks so depressed honestly

[placid fiber]

Goddamn it my curiosity could not be stopped

[coarse dagger]

That face reminds me of when I had covid

[nimble fiber]

like its smiling away the pain

[fading vale]

that is from stan and is the source of the standespair emote

[placid fiber]

🤢

[fading vale]

[coarse dagger]

it's so good

[fading vale]

[placid fiber]

When I got covid it was extremely mild and just annoying

[coarse dagger]

Mine gave me brain damage and I got sick with other stuff 6 more times the same year

[placid fiber]

Oof

[frosty herald]

the worst thing about covid is not being able to taste stuff

[placid fiber]

I could still taste stuff iirc

but it was a short period

and really mild

[coarse dagger]

I had headaches so bad that I almost called 911... As an American (I had Medicaid at the time)

[nimble fiber]

fuck I burned myself

[coarse dagger]

it lasted 2 weeks

[placid fiber]

NO!!!

That's my job!

STOP IT!

[coarse dagger]

go on... eat it

[nimble fiber]

[nimble fiber]

wadiyatalkinabeet?

[placid fiber]

You know

Eat what you burned

Don't waste good food >_>

[nimble fiber]

[coarse dagger]

HAVE A BITE....

[placid fiber]

It's still fresh

This is horrible

I'm over here giggling like a psychopath lol

[coarse dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/telepathy-telepathic-psychic-mind-reader-meld-gif-13614415

twisted fucking cycle path

[placid fiber]

And we understood eachother perfectly xD

[nimble fiber]

fucken bonding trough cannibalism

[placid fiber]

[coarse dagger]

[placid fiber]

My wife said "Lovely, just what I wanted to know..."

[coarse dagger]

about what

[placid fiber]

the fact we're bonding through cannibalism xD

[coarse dagger]

tell your wife she can join us in dinner time

[nimble fiber]

your wife understands me I think

[placid fiber]

"why because I have plenty of meat?" was her reply lol

[coarse dagger]

LMAO

I mean we weren't gonna eat her

unless

[placid fiber]

How did she know? lol

[nimble fiber]

word?

like og?

[coarse dagger]

Australia, better fight for your life

[placid fiber]

Tru

[nimble fiber]

lmao

thats a wild sentence

like u declaring war on australia

[coarse dagger]

if the emus can win so can I

[nimble fiber]

but what if

u had to fight the emus

[coarse dagger]

🤔

[nimble fiber]

and all the other shit

[coarse dagger]

I could do it.

[nimble fiber]

every spider there is

[coarse dagger]

spiders? Just eat them

[nimble fiber]

huh

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/maya-twitch-stompy-emu-attack-gif-27111771

[placid fiber]

Behold: Dustpan kitty

[coarse dagger]

dust cat

[placid fiber]

That's her little corner and my mother in law just happened to put the dustpan there lol

[placid fiber]

What about Dolphins?

[coarse dagger]

I politely request not to see more of this particular dolphin joke 🙏 (not mean, serious)

[placid fiber]

Got it

Better?

[coarse dagger]

ty

[placid fiber]

o7

[coarse dagger]

Sorry I haven't been having a good week ty for understanding

[placid fiber]

NP

That's a bit much for anyone

[fading vale]

Spicy salmon roll goes kinda hard

[coarse dagger]

salmon anything

[brave summit]

Please Omnissiah don't brick this one..

[fading vale]

showstopper fan the flames incoming

[north sedge]

well, at least it's pretty hard to brick flamer

if not impossible

[fading vale]

yeah pretty much

[coarse dagger]

Hope this helps

[placid fiber]

What about this @fading vale? Does this go hard as well?

[placid fiber]

Salmon itself goes hard

Sadly almost nowhere where I live serves it

[coarse dagger]

Salmon is my favorite fish

[placid fiber]

Salmon is the best fish I've had

[coarse dagger]

It's just so perfect.... that and freshwater bass

[placid fiber]

Ooo freshwater bass sounds good

I tried catfish once and it was kinda meh, so many bones...

I was eating like... a freaking chicken wing, shaped like a fish

[coarse dagger]

I like catfish fried

[fading vale]

just get fried catfish filets

[coarse dagger]

takes a lot of time to clean though yeah

[fading vale]

that's the standard

[placid fiber]

Ooo catfish filets do sound good

I like the fish side of sea food, myself

Never tried crabs or anything fancy tho

[coarse dagger]

I love crab and lobster

[placid fiber]

I bet they taste good

I'm more into sea food than my wife is

[radiant nacelle]

How is Eviscerator nowadays?

[placid fiber]

Amazing

[coarse dagger]

Fun

[delicate shadow]

I like baramundi

[placid fiber]

Is that a fish?

[delicate shadow]

yees

[placid fiber]

It sounds tasty

[coarse dagger]

A type of sea bass I think

[radiant nacelle]

What makes it great? It used to have poor cleave and its rev didn't do anything special than chainsword couldn't do

[placid fiber]

They rebalanced it

[placid fiber]

and made it actually good

[placid fiber]

I'll take 20

Where I live fish is... canned or really rare

I live pretty far away from any real bodies of water tho

[maiden path]

the aquarium has fallen

billions must eat fish food

[placid fiber]

Yay

I want fish food

[maiden path]

fishmaxxing

[placid fiber]

Ooo, fancy

[maiden path]

bye bye 🗣️

[placid fiber]

Eh, not as fancy, but, cooler

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wZY6YmEH8E

[placid fiber]

That's not a fish

[maiden path]

goofy ahh cat

no negative canthal tilt

[coarse dagger]

fish

[maiden path]

barracuda eyes

certified fishmaxxer

[frosty herald]

beb do you have steam?

[maiden path]

yes

what do u think im playing mhw on

i dont pirat games that have multiplayer

i dont pirat at all

actually

[frosty herald]

bruh

[maiden path]

why u asking............

u trying to play mhw or soemthing pal.............

[frosty herald]

gimme your steam right now

nah

[maiden path]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198940048214/

heheh

already have it pulled up

don ramon...

[placid fiber]

I guess supper tonight is some pot pies

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/sorpresa-el-chavo-del-ocho-don-ramon-ramón-valdés-surprised-gif-17654262

[placid fiber]

Exactly

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/chavo-rezo-asustado-el-chavo-del-ocho-chespirito-gif-17716704

pray for dis man

[placid fiber]

Beef pot pies

[maiden path]

ok das not bad

[placid fiber]

My wife has a chicken one

I'm cooking them in the oven as well

[maiden path]

dont like chicken pot pie

not a fan of chicken in da first place

expec wings

[placid fiber]

I prefer beef pot pies, myself

[maiden path]

so real for that

[fading vale]

it is bed time

[frosty herald]

evil

you could almost call me a muslim or jewish

the only meat i enjoy eating is poultry

[maiden path]

pork is my favorite meat

im cooked

[placid fiber]

34 minutes to wait

on the pot pies...

[placid fiber]

lucky

the oven takes longer, but, the pot pies sure as heck taste a lot better

[maiden path]

BIOSHOCK HE LOKS LIKE THIS

WHAT

[placid fiber]

o_o

[maiden path]

did anyone play burial at sea

and understand anything that was going on

[frosty herald]

burial at sea

thats infinite right

[maiden path]

yea

[frosty herald]

ok so uhh

booker dewitt is actualy comstock

[maiden path]

yea ik dat

burial at sea is in rapture

not uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

rapture in the sky

[frosty herald]

its very very confusing

Episode One begins on December 31, 1958. Elizabeth asks the private investigator Booker DeWitt to investigate the disappearance of a young girl named Sally; Booker believes Sally is dead, but Elizabeth says she has information to the contrary. The pair confront the artist Sander Cohen, who tells them Sally is in the Fontaine Department Store. The store was sunk and cut off from the rest of the city by Rapture's founder Andrew Ryan to serve as a prison for the followers of his believed-dead competitor, Frank Fontaine.

Within Fontaine's, Booker and Elizabeth look for Sally, fighting their way through the crazed remains of Fontaine's followers. Booker finds Sally, but discovers she has been turned into a "Little Sister"—a mentally conditioned and mutated girl, trained to produce and gather the material that fuels Rapture's genetic modifications. Booker has sudden flashbacks to events he had previously forgotten. Booker once went by the name Zachary Hale Comstock, and was the founder of the floating city of Columbia. Childless, Comstock enlisted the help of the scientists Robert and Rosalind Lutece to steal the infant Anna (who would grow up to be Elizabeth) from a version of Booker DeWitt in an alternate universe, but Anna was accidentally killed. Comstock was shamed by his actions and had the Lutece twins send him to Rapture, where he lost his memories and reassumed his identity as Booker Dewitt. Realizing what he has done, he tries to apologize to Elizabeth, but she rebuffs him, and Comstock is killed by an armored Big Daddy.

[maiden path]

my reaction

[frosty herald]

basically burial at sea is a prequel to the original bioshock

[placid fiber]

Woo less than 15 minutes on my pot pies

watching Barb's youtube upload of his playthrough of Day at the Turkey Races which is a super mario world rom hack

[radiant nacelle]

Which is the good heavy sword again?

Is it the IX?

[ember yew]

6 or 9

[placid fiber]

^

those are the 2 prefered ones

I prefer the 6, myself

[north sedge]

any work, whatever moveset you prefer

[placid fiber]

True the 7 will work as well

I am not a fan of that moveset tho

[frosty herald]

@maiden path you dont have darktide

fakecel...

[placid fiber]

Fake "cel"...

hm...

Carniverous Evangelist... Limper...?

Loadrunner?

[north sedge]

fake celibate, means he fucks

[placid fiber]

Ah

That makes more sense

[frosty herald]

it means a fraud a trickster a charlatan and worst of all a liar

[maiden path]

i have it on xbox gamepas

i need it on steam

so modding is easier

[frosty herald]

oh

[placid fiber]

So in other words... Eviscerator mains before the big overhaul on them?

[frosty herald]

that explains alot

[frosty herald]

probably

[placid fiber]

my wife was saying okay to everything I said

so I made a joke that I have no brain and she didn't say okay to it

I feel betrayed

😭

Oven baked pot pies are the best

[patent patrol]

This worth copping? Idk if 69% penetration ruins the chainaxe

slaughterer is so good tho lol

[placid fiber]

MOAR

[placid fiber]

Not sure about on the 4, tbh

[patent patrol]

Is it bad or do you just not prefer it?

[median steeple]

watching everyone but me get rath plates every hunt

[frosty herald]

Use gold meld tickets

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-bizzare-adventure-rohan-kishibe-i-refuse-gif-26066583

[median steeple]

my hording behavior really fights me on using them since I wanna save em

[placid fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/sadcat-gif-25701972

[polar nexus]

Mine has the same pen it's ok lol. I have slaughterer and headtaker on it.

[patent patrol]

As a person who used to have a pet ferret

I would like more please

[patent patrol]

no thrust?

[polar nexus]

Not on the 4

[patent patrol]

what, is thrust bad on the 4?

[polar nexus]

I would put thrust on the 12

Because you got those big single target heavies

4 has single target lights that will stagger your opponent

So you can just chain them on a crusher

The heavies are sweep and I found more success using HT + slaughterer

Bit if your second blessing is thrust well keep it, it's still power and just change the perks

[patent patrol]

Remind me, what's required on the spearhead to make it good blessing wise?

[sharp zodiac]

Finally back home

[stone fern]

anyone have problems with chorus randomly cancelling after one pulse?

[nimble fiber]

pretzel

[raven dragon]

What is the best melee weapon to have for the stealth build?

I normally go left side with my eviscerator, but I am curious to try the stealth build

[visual stream]

Depends what you want. Crucis hammer for example can get some funny one shots on bosses with stealth

[raven dragon]

Oh ok. Tbh I dunno what I want. I just am curious how it feels, I tend to be the rush in, slice and dice person, but I've never tried stealth

[coarse birch]

Nice

[open falcon]

Is there a build list for zealot?

[north sedge]

Chain weapons don't work with stealth, so whatever you do not that

[zinc talon]

sure they do, nobody hears the saw fire up if nobody's alive to hear

and by the time the saw fires up, well

https://tenor.com/view/soon-cat-peek-gif-10008520

[zinc talon]

Transcend to bible thump/stun grrrrnades/corruption eater with crusher and bolter

[open falcon]

Ok doing the flesh wound thing right now

[hushed knoll]

How are you playing Helldivers while chatting in the Darktide discord

[polar nexus]

Boltgun? Pinning fire + cavalcade

That's more a hip fire setup

Surgical + pf can work too but it's easier on the vet with talents to mitigate the sway

[coarse birch]

i mean there is time between missions

[patent patrol]

I got pinning fire 3. That's a start.

[polar nexus]

Pinning fire + shattering impact still works but it has seen better days

[patent patrol]

so pinning fire + shattering impact at least lol

[polar nexus]

(it's also a way to conserve your ammo on crusher without chastising)

[patent patrol]

shattering impact?

[polar nexus]

Yes

[patent patrol]

Hm... that IS what I plan to use the spearhead for.

Mostly crushers

cause I'm running Heavy Evisc.

[polar nexus]

Cavalcade in a Crit build has better results

[patent patrol]

I run martyrdom but I am working on a crit build

slowly.

[polar nexus]

Well if you can Crit reliably the crits will be better

[patent patrol]

just need my curios

[patent patrol]

I don't know if I really can. Idk if my 'build' lets me do that

[polar nexus]

The zealots I know that did solo hi SG (no stealth) used a pf + si bolter

[patent patrol]

my crit build probably will

once it's complete.

[patent patrol]

PF?

[polar nexus]

Pinning fire

Also. Don't chastise against flak, like maulers body or scab ragers

[zinc talon]

oh hey good deal

[polar nexus]

You'll do less dmg

[zinc talon]

I have an absolute BLAST playing with that^ talent setup

[patent patrol]

This is mine. literally the most min-maxed spearhead lol

[zinc talon]

you feel like a traditional heavy armor wearing DND cleric/priest

[polar nexus]

Hope the second perk is ok

[zinc talon]

plus the added comedy gold of easily being able to shoo field bosses off bridges and cliffs

[patent patrol]

I am not going anywhere if this turns out to be good

[patent patrol]

even if it's not second blessing could be good

[polar nexus]

Yes

[zinc talon]

just to put it out there

[patent patrol]

luckily this weapon doesn't have an INSANE amount of blessings if I recall

[zinc talon]

the bolter already has the damage to oneshot horde

so I feel like you're not gaining very much taking that perk

[patent patrol]

i'm waiting to get it to yellow to see what it looks like

[zinc talon]

where it counts, is the damage it does on multi target punch through

[patent patrol]

then go from there

[zinc talon]

right on

luv me bolta, always av, simpl as

a thing that really helped me with my shot placement

[patent patrol]

Do you think it'd pair well with this? Working on getting rampage 4 but.

[zinc talon]

is I realized early on, the bolter as you see it in your hands, is not a flat UI texture

[patent patrol]

i was gonna run this on my crit build

[zinc talon]

like it is in say counterstrike or STALKER

when you fire a round, the gun moves in all 6 directions

updownleftright and rotation

where that gun is pointing while recoiling

is where the next round will go

so if you can do the math on how the gun is pointed while you're bringing it back down to center

[patent patrol]

you think the spearhead will pair nicely with this on a crit build?

[zinc talon]

you can place shots where you want them without having to wait

oh I swear by my bolter on my current crit build

[patent patrol]

but does it pair nicely with the devil claw

that's my question

cause I know Devil Claw doesn't do great against crushers n shit

[zinc talon]

that, I do not know

[patent patrol]

idk how both do against bosses

[zinc talon]

I run crusher primarily with chain weapons when I want a change of pace

I have not put much time in to the devil claw at all

my current bolter

surgical would be a great pairing for hadron to give you when you consecrate

I don't really think the crit build as it stands helps you with your ranged fire very much

but surgical makes up for that

you'll already oneshot snipers and shotgunners, and twoshot gunners ragers and maulers

but you'll already be delaying at least a little bit just to aim your next shot

and that crit is bigly yuge on reapers and gunners

[patent patrol]

My bolter is too heavy. I'm literally going nowhere if I pull it out 💀

[zinc talon]

something something sex joke

[vast radish]

hey guys don't tell anyone but im bringing a blue knife into auric damnation

[obtuse stirrup]

Every time I use the crusher I like it more