zealot-class

[polar nexus]

i was wondering if there was some kind of secret tech, but no, it's just flexing

lol, i was waiting for someone to say exactly that

[ember yew]

autopistol buffs or bust

[delicate shadow]

I refuse to be known as Captain August

[agile pivot]

officer balls

[polar nexus]

Ok Sir Awful

[fading vale]

there's only one Sir around here

[polar nexus]

🫡

[polar nexus]

Interestingly cavalcade shredder works well with the crits nodes in the psyker tree

So sad there's not point to a criting AP beyond that

Oh wait. Maybe I can pump up soulblaze stacks with blaze and the crits too?

[minor sage]

Not really lol

The build is dead

Blaze was changed so it's no longer time based it's clip based

So its much harder to get max stacks

And pinning fire got essentially removed

From 100% power to 25% power

In addition, crits on a shredder, despite being a 4 string

Are completely useless

The damage multiplier is 1.14x iirc

[polar nexus]

yeah i know

but what if blaze while the stack are burning?

i thought power blessings could still affect the sb

like unstable

at least the give toughness back works but at that point better run a columnus with crit perk

[minor sage]

It can but the nerfed power numbers are no longer that good

Plus now i think you can get 6 stacks of burn baseline?

You'll frankly get more value out of the uncanny trick with deimos

Or a thunderous caxe

[polar nexus]

Yeah 6

Or skullcrusher claw

godamn, i wish there was more broken stuff to exploit

[ivory marlin]

Almost 4 am echo posting

I was doing school work and saw her tryna sleep so i got off for the night so she could

[zealous basin]

LEMME SLEEP IM TIRED

[drifting wolf]

lizardcore

[ivory marlin]

Hi flip

[ivory marlin]

Hehe lizard

[sharp oyster]

I got a question: Which blessing/perk I should replace?

[quaint verge]

what do ult do you use?

[sharp oyster]

Fury

[quaint verge]

fire frenzy to no respite and flak to 25%

[ivory marlin]

Are you a real cat?

[quaint verge]

since the 25% cara can be used when you use fury on cara

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[sharp oyster]

Hmm

What are good blessings on Heavy Swords?

[quaint verge]

the armour values goes to the same value as flak, while still being cara

[ivory marlin]

How do i know this isn’t just a video you made to throw people off?

[sharp oyster]

specially this one

[quaint verge]

BM

[sharp oyster]

BM?

[quaint verge]

or whatever the name is for the HS

the brutal momentum for heavy sword has a different name

flak and maniac for hs

[sharp oyster]

Death Blow?

And what else?

[quaint verge]

deathblow and headtaker

wait

savage sweep

and deathblow

[sharp oyster]

I have that one saved

[quaint verge]

idk

i cant remember

its not savage sweep

[sharp oyster]

So this can be saved

[quaint verge]

its the ravage

[sharp oyster]

Ah rampage

[quaint verge]

im been away from the game for too long

i cant even remember what the names on the blessings are anymore

[south folio]

dementia

[sharp oyster]

So this cannot be saved

[south folio]

headtaker's the other blessing you want on heavy swords

[quaint verge]

[south folio]

no.

[sharp oyster]

I see

[quaint verge]

[sharp oyster]

So can I salvage this heavy sword has no use?

[south folio]

it has flak at least

[sharp oyster]

That at least didn't sound enticing

I'll just throw it

[south folio]

😔

[ivory marlin]

Hi arco

Oh sorry

Onion router wifi ash arab

[south folio]

hi jake

[ivory marlin]

😔

[south folio]

i appreciate you calling me by my real name (onion router wifi ash arab)

[ivory marlin]

Yeah no problem

[sharp oyster]

Second one

[obtuse stirrup]

Heavy Swords need Headtaker, want Deathblow but can settle for Rampage

[ember yew]

both blessings (Bloodletter and BT) for
Rampage + Shred
or
Rampage + Savage Sweep

almost top tier evisc2

if you are not using crit CDR, may go rampage + SS

but you can always change them anytime

and this one save till fatshark changes crafting system

either in late april or may or god knows when is that patch

[sharp oyster]

Melk just sold me 2 lmao

[solar gorge]

where's my sickle

[inner cargo]

Fellas, what's y'all opinion of shotguns?

Agri/Kantrael seem interesting

[polar nexus]

@royal vortex i think i have found a bug

[fading vale]

for zealot kant is just best, lawbringer second, agri eh

[worldly nebula]

I like em. I get my “drunken priest with a boomstick” on

Whip out that holy sigil and get midieval on their ass

[polar nexus]

by using that on the bolter, sometime i need to press reload twice

[inner cargo]

What's so bad about agri?

Doesn't it have elite/special sniping potential?

[worldly nebula]

Needs ammo efficiency

[fading vale]

the special is not great, the primary is worse or no better than the other shotguns

it only does 1 thing

[inner cargo]

So basically kantrael takes the W

[fading vale]

kant can fill every role and is also strong at close range and the special clears lots of enemies and pens bulwarks

[worldly nebula]

Also it’s kinda been left behind a bit in the power creep.

[fading vale]

agri just wants to be a zarona

and it's just way worse at that rn

[worldly nebula]

But that’s not to say that it is the reason why you lost a particular mission

[inner cargo]

Not any worse than recon lasguns right?

[fading vale]

agri was better when scattershot was bugged I guess but it's not bugged anymore

[worldly nebula]

I’d call it on par with the recons, creep-wise

[fading vale]

vets can get away with agri cause all their bonus damage

and crit stuff

[worldly nebula]

But my old nickname was “Malice prisoner” so you oughta listen to SIR FRAT, or whatever Stan’s calling him these days

[fading vale]

lol

[ember yew]

dont sweat it, check melk shet shop daily, not like 3 and 4 makes a super big difference, just change later when you get it

[polar nexus]

ok that nothing to do with the reload talents, it's when i reload just after adsing

[frosty herald]

The cutting edge warbond is out

[solar gorge]

let's go

time to sickle

[worldly nebula]

HD2 discord is that way
👈🏻

[solar gorge]

it's right here

wdym

[fading vale]

the nobody cares about that discord is right here

[worldly nebula]

Literally swipe that way, that’s where the list of servers is

Okay, I’m being an asshole, I’ll stop. It was just for the bit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapping-level-today-catastrophic-yapanese-gif-13513208407930173397

[hushed knoll]

HELLO TODAY IS THE DAY THE TANK IS CLEAN

[worldly nebula]

Shiny Sherman

[south folio]

fish tank?

[hushed knoll]

Did you just call me fat

[worldly nebula]

Tidy T-72

Crisp Crusader

[hushed knoll]

What would you do if you were at a diner and slipped on dropped banana cream pie

[worldly nebula]

I would probably go to the restroom (which is likely to be where I was going before I slipped), then pay at the register and never go to that diner ever ever again

[south folio]

i would eat it

i always eat my enemies

[hushed knoll]

Logical

[hushed knoll]

Illogical

You can’t eat pie off the floor that you’ve slept in

I mean stepped

Also how is pie your enemy

[south folio]

it presumably was the object that made me trip

for that, it must pay

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-up-puke-vomit-gag-barf-gif-17408237

[quaint verge]

Oh the irony of you calling someone illogical.

[hushed knoll]

Blame my brain not me

[quaint verge]

You junkie

Your brain is you, damn junky

[hushed knoll]

I’m not a junky

[quaint verge]

you are

[hushed knoll]

I take medication because I have mental disorders

[quaint verge]

and you blame everything to the meds, the junkie way

[fast ember]

tempted to test this on Daemonhost

heacy attack + charge + matrydom

[hushed knoll]

No I don’t

[fast ember]

or does momentum stacks also help?

[quaint verge]

"I don't remember saying it", "Im sorry for how i behaved while high on my meds." etc.

[hushed knoll]

I don’t think I’ve ever said the second one

I’m not sorry for things I can’t control

Would rather be a little wacky than not be on the earth anymore

[quaint verge]

and im not sorry for doing what im doing to you.

i response back on how people behave at me

[hushed knoll]

I’ve done nothing to you

You have some idea about me that’s completely untrue

So it’s a you problem, not me

I’m not worrying about it

[quaint verge]

i still have an issue in my right ear, and the attitude you had when you did showed me who you are

so idc about what you use as a defence mechanism

[hushed knoll]

I already told you I was sorry about that and it was completely unintentional. Idk what else to say man

That was so long ago

Meanwhile you’ve been very rude me

But it doesn’t matter, I’m not trying to discuss this anymore since it’s a you problem at this point

[quaint verge]

[quaint verge]

And the injury is permanent and you are in fact, not sorry at all

if i were an american, i would had sued you

[polar nexus]

there is no bromentum stacks

[hushed knoll]

Whatever you want to believe that’s up to you. Like I said I’m done talking about this, this is not the place and this is a you problem at this point. I would have loved to not make this public and talk about this privately but you’ve made that impossible

[quaint verge]

[quaint verge]

i think he is talking about the momentum talent

not the blessing

[ember yew]

my momentum on your momentum by momentum, we need more momentum to preserve the momentum

fs need to rename either the stacks or the blessing

[stable cypress]

I want even more name overlap give vets a new talent called headtaker

[ember yew]

talent name headtaker

and it procs slaughterer stacks

[polar nexus]

Wait until they realize their mistake

[simple smelt]

The tea spilleth ☕️

[naive star]

Thrust IV in Melk store, any tips on creating Thunder Hammer, which one and what other blessing?

[royal vortex]

slaught or headtaker

either will work depending on what u want it to do (as far as marks go)

[naive star]

Well first priority is to bonk down monstrosities, but i dont wanna be one trick pony either so preferably should work otherwise too

I could put Thrust on that and change groaner also

Flak probably

[fading vale]

yeah that's basically a perfect ironhelm with thrust over skullcrusher

and flak

[naive star]

Then gotta look up talent build too and learn how to swing that thing

Oh well, off to grind some Melk coins so ill get it today before rotation

[fading vale]

the ironhelm is the easy one to use cause the special cleaves

crucis is the one that requires aim and stuff

[naive star]

Ironhelm still bonks well enough bosses?

[fading vale]

more or less yeah, just does like 25% less than crucis

[naive star]

Ok sounds good, thanks for advise

One last thing, should i pick the stealth ability to make those oneshots possible?

[fading vale]

not if you don't want to be a one trick pony

chastise is just all around way better for hammers

but you can play around with stealth, also the one shots are harder on ironhelm I think

[frozen glen]

arc shotgun arc shotgun

[fading vale]

the sickle is dope

haven't unlocked arc shotgun yet

[royal vortex]

the plasma punisher is unmitigated dogshit

the sickle is nice

[frozen glen]

the punisher is nice against bots

[royal vortex]

i refuse to use it until they give it a sight that isnt completely useless in ads

[frozen glen]

do u be adsing a gun that shoots lobs of plasma that have the bullet drop of jupiter's gravity

[royal vortex]

i ads'd once hoping the scope would be like a grenade launcher type thing

[frosty herald]

Cap asf

Its got a small splash

So you need to aim it better

[frozen glen]

o yea the gl scope would be nice for the plasma punisher

[royal vortex]

the splash on it is almost completely useless

when u factor in the fire rate and projectile speed i dont think it is ever doing better than other guns for trash clear

[royal vortex]

it is so obvious i thought of it within 10 seconds of adsing i dont know why they gave it a fucking useless red dot

[frosty herald]

It does have alot of ammo

[royal vortex]

the ammo is an almost negligible upside when u factor in the other stuff

they could cut the mag count in half and speed the projectile up and it would at least not feel so fucking stupid to use

it will also throw around a lot of mid tier bugs

like you will shoot them, they jump to the right, shoot them again, they jump to the left

and its just like bro what the hell

[frozen glen]

use it on da bots

[frosty herald]

I copped the sickle from red and its hella fun

[royal vortex]

it suffers from having absolute terrible range

anyone who likes this weapon is not a human being

[naive star]

Crits good with Ironhelm or better go Momentum? Really like the 50% DR with crits

[frozen glen]

josho has been sponsored by big robot to not use the plasma punisher

do not believe his lies

[frosty herald]

Like increase the splash radius a lil bit

[fading vale]

don't use piety with hammer

momentum also buffs your dodges so it's nice with hammer

[naive star]

Ok fair enough, momentum it is then

[obtuse stirrup]

I'd go momentum or martyrdom I think

I just don't have wound curios to actually test martyrdom

[fading vale]

I never really vibed with marty on hammer especially cause I want fire nades

and then you lack the points for sustained

[frosty herald]

Red blew himself up

[frozen glen]

30 more medals

[frosty herald]

For what?

The blitzer

[ornate bone]

To my vague memory, inexorable judgement doesn't affect the hit that triggers the damage buff, which can make it annoying on hammer depending on if it hits a specific breakpoint or not

[drifting wolf]

the blitzer looks so cool greuuuuuuuuh

i wanna make a literal shock trooper setup

[hushed knoll]

Sickle? I hardly know her

[stone fern]

easily the scariest moment in darktide for me

imagine a naked angry version of yourself that only says "COOLING ROD" running at you

[fading vale]

WcDonalds sauce is terrible btw

[hushed knoll]

Cuz it was made by wiccans

Hence the name

[fading vale]

[hushed knoll]

Why else would it be naked like that

Named

[violet hornet]

Naked ass wiccan sauce

[south folio]

i don't know about you but my wc sauce came clothed

[fading vale]

ok stan who makes WcDonalds sauce

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/im-thinking-im-back-john-wick-keanu-reeves-gif-13729874

[hushed knoll]

Land

Land

Lame

[hushed knoll]

McDonald’s

But idk what the W is for still

It sounds like Wiccan

You can buy ouija boards from them

Also from witches and vegans

[fading vale]

could you perhaps consider

[fading vale]

that it is very close to mcdonalds

[hushed knoll]

Oh they turned it up sound down?

Upside

Why

Did they set it to Wumbo?

[inner cargo]

I wonder if dclaws are good against bosses

[hushed knoll]

WAIT IT’S AN ANIME?

[south folio]

wh

[frosty herald]

This mf red

Spawns in the middle of a heavy nest

[polar nexus]

You can parry then to no end

[fading vale]

we did already mention that anime likes to change one or 2 letters of mcdonalds

[frozen glen]

arc shotgun arc shotgun

[south folio]

oh the context was an anime?

[fading vale]

someone told me it's a reference to anime but I didn't look it up myself

[ornate bone]

I heard the zealots needed some inspirational music

https://open.spotify.com/track/2DMxXBUiCTp3oa6NAimrEX?si=-ENhTaGNQcCq_LiEv3Yd-Q

[south folio]

yeah they usually change spellings in some mild ways

[fading vale]

MgRonalds

[ornate bone]

Anime remake of Coming to America with McDougals when?

[fading vale]

anyways the important thing here is the sauce is terrible

it's like soy sauce + vinegar

[frosty herald]

@royal vortex the plasma is insanely good vs bugs

It penentrates armor

[quaint verge]

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/baldurs-gate-3-bear-gif-6464352777550966581

[quaint verge]

[ember yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckaorfLlEaE

[visual blade]

which do i swap to blaze away?

[ember yew]

showstopper

Quickflame is fine since overpressure is not working

[visual blade]

which perk do i change to unyielding?

i genuinely have no way of dealing with crushers, do i

[placid fiber]

@hushed knoll I found your spirit animal, Stan.

Cause you're bold and you stick out like a sore thumb. :3

Which... I do as well on that latter part...

[ember yew]

the only way is to use chastice when dots maxed on crushers

with this

[placid fiber]

Alternatively you use the sadge damage tech: Heavy 1, special attack, rinse and repeat

[visual blade]

special resets heavy combo? cool

[nimble fiber]

[hushed knoll]

You did?

[hushed knoll]

[vestal spade]

Swap wrath to rampage and groaners to flak?

[hushed knoll]

@lusty turtle it's pie day are you going to bury your face in a pie

[ember yew]

yes

[lusty turtle]

no

[hushed knoll]

IT'S PIE DAY

🤤

[oak ermine]

That’s a fancy name for pizza day 2.0

[hushed knoll]

Wtf is this

I googled swimming in pie and this is what I got

[spare dome]

idk but i feel like you'd eat it

[hushed knoll]

@lusty turtle Help me I'm scared

[lusty turtle]

good

[vestal spade]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-pie-pie-the-simpsons-simpsons-homer-gif-18994355

[hushed knoll]

Tf

You take that back right now

[frosty herald]

it annoys me so much that if you want to look up concept art or fanart on google images you get ai generated garbage

[desert bough]

AI art not really art. Yes maybe some creator work hard on making exact image in mind. Rest not so sure

[frosty herald]

it just runs your search result through some random ai website and puts it inbetween the images

[desert bough]

Agreed. Feel bad for real artist

[granite minnow]

try it with ranch

[desert bough]

Spend time drawing. To get copy of drawing instantly

[hushed knoll]

Why must you do this

[granite minnow]

[granite minnow]

is that when you tried it with ranch?

[quaint verge]

Ranch as lubricant

[next jacinth]

do zealots run 30% toughness regen on their curios?

[quaint verge]

Regen bad

[next jacinth]

really

[quaint verge]

Bad for every class

[next jacinth]

what do you run

[quaint verge]

Toughness increases and a hp

[next jacinth]

what about blessings?

stam + tough + ?

[quaint verge]

Been so long since I last played, so someone else could answer it

[oak ermine]

Toughness Regen is not bad, but Zealot doesn’t really need it

[next jacinth]

maybe 2 tough? because i have enduring faith up all the time

[oak ermine]

Triple toughness is what I feel comfortable with

[desert bough]

Ulgo kill heretic before being hit but only with heresy. Damnation regen vad yes

Bad

[quaint verge]

Regen is only active when you are not in a combat

[desert bough]

Oh... did not know

Learning new thing everyday

Tought it was if not hit

[granite minnow]

dmg reduction and dmg increase on self blessings is the only thing i run

[mossy scarab]

Regen is terrible, it only affects passive coherency regen. Which sucks.

[quaint verge]

Increase in toughness is better than Regen, more ranged survivability

[desert bough]

Noted

[mossy scarab]

Max toughness and gunner resist

Actually, triple experience curios. Best build

[quaint verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[mossy scarab]

Give me one valid reason why I'm wrong

[vestal spade]

docket curios so you can waste more time at brunts

[desert bough]

Not level up after level 30

[quaint verge]

Non-user of true lvl can't see your hard work

[mossy scarab]

Give me 2 valid reasons why I'm wrong

[oak ermine]

There are people who think that levelling their reject as much as possible is the thing they should be chasing. This is a curio property for them.

[desert bough]

Ulgo like brunt's club

[ember yew]

i run this in all 3 slots, i also have one exact same, but with 21% max HP

[mossy scarab]

My level 10,000 zealot is peak skill

[granite minnow]

hp blessing, curse resistance, gunner resist, (optional perk) is the most forgiving for me atleast

[ember yew]

I did that when i started DT, you can pump up leveling a bit

just grab any curios (when slots unlock) and get that +10%/20/30 exp rolled

[oak ermine]

Yeah, but people unironically use these properties to level their rejects beyond lv30

[mossy scarab]

If you ran 3xp curio's from level 1 (which isn't possible) all the way to 30 you might save yourself like... 3 or 4 games of playstime

[oak ermine]

Excessively

[ember yew]

when you unlock slots

[oak ermine]

Honestly? Good enough

[mossy scarab]

I thought xp was like 3 or 4% per curio

[ember yew]

its probably more than 3 or 4 games if you do it when its available

[oak ermine]

Levelling is always a not very fun part of the process

[vestal spade]

zoom zoom

[ember yew]

[mossy scarab]

I mean when leveling, curio's dont matter anyway so I'm not arguing against it. Im just suggesting it's not super helpful

Most people leveling solo will probably be on 3 so gear just doesn't matter

[vestal spade]

I also run ones like this, i like the cdr

[ember yew]

i usually tank 250 gunners from all directions, cant live w/o gunner resist

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-it-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-4883506

[vestal spade]

Sprint at an angle or take swift certainty?

[delicate shadow]

swift certainty still requires sprinting at an angle

[ember yew]

chastice and slide

[vestal spade]

yeah but you dont have to manage your stam

[fading vale]

does anyone ever manage stam in this game on zealot?

it's the most free thing ever

[ember yew]

i would like some on knife, but can live w/o it

[vestal spade]

I like push attacking

on a bunch of weapons

[fading vale]

especially since sliding is stam neutral without any additional stuff

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/im-feeling-a-little-bit-like-i-might-stab-you-in-the-fucking-eye-stab-you-in-the-eye-angry-gif-15733323

knife gameplay

[fading vale]

I think there's only what 2 weapons that benefit from frequent push attacks, knife and crusher

[north sedge]

mk12 chaxe push attack is weirdly strong, but you're not spamming it

[vestal spade]

tac axes have some nice push attacks

[desert bough]

Agreed

[fading vale]

I still hate the wording on all or nothing, it reads like as stam decreases you get power

[quaint verge]

The PSword mk6 benefits from pushattacks

[fading vale]

well yes

that things push attack is cracked

[quaint verge]

And the follow up light

[vestal spade]

One of the chainswords has a good push attack straight stab for faces.

[visual stream]

How does it actually work?

[brave summit]

The lower you go in stamina the more power. 0% stamina = 40% power.

[burnt granite]

its 10% at tier 4, actually a decent amount

[fading vale]

I swear people argued with me that it was high stam = more power

and I thought it was the opposite

but it's not like anyone ever uses it which I guess is why it's a question

[ember yew]

im gonna make Antax 4 with Shred/Headtaker later

at this point gonna wait for that August patch with crafting rework

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[frosty herald]

When red and i play HD2 its shenanigans bit somehow we complete the operation

[runic blaze]

Someone else has blessings level four?

🗿

[oak ermine]

Is it really that rare to have Lv4 blessings?

[runic blaze]

Enough

In general, it does not matter what level it will be

The main thing is to keep it simple ☝🏻

[vast basin]

I feel like once you hit 30 lvl4 blessings arent that rare. its getting the one you want that is the issue usually

[frosty herald]

Very true

[runic blaze]

Hmm. But it's true

Real🤫🧏🏻

[elfin steppe]

Why would they hire Spiderman's voice actor for a trivial character

[next jacinth]

guys ever since i made a knife zealot i can't go back to my other classes

[ember yew]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-knife-predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-26736001

[icy ice]

is this good

[worldly nebula]

No but it’s fine for leveling

(Anything is fine for leveling)

[fleet zealot]

it's fine for levelling

wait till you are level 30 to worry about gear tbh

[nimble fiber]

[zealous basin]

[molten steeple]

i loved it but the left click spam was driving me nuts lol

[frank night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1197145597430468668/1213142351128694845/GHX7MSIXsAAn3b_.png?ex=65fda05b&is=65eb2b5b&hm=f7c3d6b3b9c9d7fda77a9dfc4eaf6dc31fc9677f691ea8b8d3c0756c88f72a52&

[sharp zodiac]

Emb

[frank night]

ed

[hushed knoll]

Do you like spotted dick

I want to try it

It looks good

[frank night]

[north sedge]

Dicks can't be spotted

[hushed knoll]

😒

[median steeple]

250 medals spent and im already on the last page of the new warbond

yippie

[hushed knoll]

Dough do you like irradiation soda bread

Irish

[frank night]

what in the goddamn

[hushed knoll]

You didn’t answer my question

[mystic ether]

Irish soda bread is pretty neat.

[frank night]

is that a real thing

not a stanism

[hushed knoll]

I feel like it would make great bed material

[mystic ether]

Made it a few times.

And yes it is.

Err.

Not for bed material.

[hushed knoll]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_dick

[frank night]

you're not supposed to sleep on perishable food stan

I ave not eaten spotted dick no

I am aware of spotted dick

[mystic ether]

Look it up m8 it taste nice.

[hushed knoll]

You asked if it was real

I also feel like cheesecake would be a great memory foam mattress

[nimble fiber]

interesting

[frank night]

looking at irish soda bread I think I have eaten some

I just didnt know the name

[north sedge]

Never had irradiation soda bread

[mystic ether]

Mhm.

[frank night]

I'm p sure my sister almost killed me with an attempt at some too

[hushed knoll]

Why are you being churlish 😠

[north sedge]

What that's what you asked me

[hushed knoll]

An attempt at spotted dick

[frank night]

cos she misread '3 tsps of salt' as 'three tablespoons of salt' instead of 'three teaspoons of salt'

[hushed knoll]

?

EW

[mystic ether]

I just don't remember what it tasted like. Had to make it for commissions before.

Oh.

Oh...

[hushed knoll]

You are a saucy knave

[nimble fiber]

I am confused

[frank night]

and I took a massive bite out of the bread

[mystic ether]

Yeah. Take your time with bakery recipes that are consistent.

[frank night]

and nearly passed away on the spot

[mystic ether]

Augh...the salt.

Damn

I made a mistake like that with a huge Danish order.

Was mortified.

[hushed knoll]

What is your opinion on trial mix

Trail

[mystic ether]

It's great

[hushed knoll]

I’m eating it rn

[frank night]

bad experience when a kid on a hike ONLY brought trail mix

cos their parent thought that was all they needed

for two days

[mystic ether]

Decently cheap to make, variable protein and fiber supplemental snack food.

[hushed knoll]

[north sedge]

Amazing

[mystic ether]

Also not bad with certain meals.

[frank night]

it's the mix

for the trail

why would you need annnnnnnything else

[mystic ether]

:^)

[north sedge]

Yea

[nimble fiber]

aaah just now realized what trail mix is lol

[mystic ether]

I mean if you had water and all at least you're not having s terrible time passing it.

[frank night]

here's your bottle of water here's your trail mix have fkn fun kid

[mystic ether]

I think...?

Oh.

Ahhmh...

Ggs.

[frank night]

other kids with actual sandwiches and packed meals

neglect nigel with his bowl of trail mix

[hushed knoll]

Here we call it gorp too

Based on a popular brand of trial mix back in the day I think

Trial

Trail

[fleet zealot]

gorp

[north sedge]

Especially when gets to the end and it's just the raisins left

[hushed knoll]

I wouldn’t take a sandwich on a hike

[hushed knoll]

I love raisins

[frank night]

what would you take stan

[nimble fiber]

raisins are ballin

[hushed knoll]

Idk protein bars

Trail mix

Sandwiches are oredidhablr

Perishable

[frank night]

it's a 2 day hike

you're not perishing them in that timeframe

[north sedge]

Stan slipping into the old norse there

[hushed knoll]

[frank night]

ALARM

[hushed knoll]

I wouldn’t eat a sandwich if it sat out for more than two hours

[frank night]

sandwich for lunch on day 1

[hushed knoll]

No

[north sedge]

Is oredidhablr the god of sandwiches?

[frank night]

packed meal for day 2

[nimble fiber]

lol

[north sedge]

What

[hushed knoll]

I did eat a raw bacon sandwich my friends mom packed for me in Germany once while I was visiting

[north sedge]

A sandwich 2 hours out is perfectly fine

[frank night]

not 6 bowls of trail mix

[hushed knoll]

I ate it in a nude park in Munich

[nimble fiber]

a nude park?

[delicate shadow]

....raw bacon??

[frank night]

you ate some raw pig in a nude park

interesting

[hushed knoll]

And I left a piece of it in my bag for 6 mo this and it turned to soil

[hushed knoll]

It was cured

[frank night]

to soil

[north sedge]

Saw alot of floppy bacon that day

[frank night]

return to the soil

[delicate shadow]

ah, cured

[nimble fiber]

there are nude parks? thought there were only nude beaches

[frank night]

you left a piece of meat in a bag for 6 months

and the biohazard team was never called

???

[north sedge]

Did oredidhablr approve of this bacon sandwich

[hushed knoll]

I noticed a weird smell in my bag but I had no idea what is was

[hushed knoll]

[frank night]

perhaps it was the rotting meat stan

[hushed knoll]

I ate raw bacon in the Nazi party grounds too

It’s a park now

[frank night]

that pig didn't make it through 1945

[hushed knoll]

In Nuremberg

[north sedge]

Good german citizen

[hushed knoll]

😠

I’m salty I left my mic on

I had left the room and said that after I got back

[nimble fiber]

salty because of the pretzels?

[north sedge]

Lol

[frank night]

...pretzels

[hushed knoll]

No they think I have something against colony blind people

Color

What’s wrong with pretzels

[frank night]

they seem to drug you up stan

[nimble fiber]

nothing

[hushed knoll]

Have you ever had a good hard pretzel salt suck session

[nimble fiber]

huh

[frank night]

this is now what is wrong with pretzels stan

[hushed knoll]

What

[frank night]

they have been used in a sentence containing

'good hard salt suck'

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/1x6uij

[nimble fiber]

salt duck*

[hushed knoll]

You suck the hard ore twelfth in your mouth

[nimble fiber]

fixed

[hushed knoll]

Pretzel

[frank night]

the hard ore

[coarse birch]

No stan we just eat them

[frank night]

rock and stone

[nimble fiber]

lmao

[hushed knoll]

Soft pretzels are bad with salt tho

[nimble fiber]

we're rich!

[north sedge]

Stan was rolling on pretzels hard, no sense of time

[hushed knoll]

I rub it off

And then put mustard or nacho chess on it

Cheese

[nimble fiber]

ay man whatever floats your boat

[hushed knoll]

The area under my seat looks like a snow storm

[coarse birch]

I find that more acceptable than just sucking the salt out of hard pretzels

[hushed knoll]

That sounds weird

[north sedge]

What

[hushed knoll]

You suck on it till the salt melts away and the pretzel gets soft

[stone fern]

the fuck is this

[nimble fiber]

[coarse birch]

Yeah i get the idea

[coarse birch]

However i do not want soggy saltless pretzels

[hushed knoll]

They’re not soggy if they’re in your mouth

[frozen zephyr]

Are Pretzels good build for Zealot?

[coarse birch]

Thats literally how they would get soggy

[hushed knoll]

I like when you can crush them just from the sucking force

[frank night]

good lord

[hushed knoll]

Like you pucker your lips and they break apart

Mittins don’t take this the wrong way

[nimble fiber]

out of context

[hushed knoll]

You have to have fun with your foot

Good

Good

Food

[north sedge]

https://streamable.com/krxlom

[coarse birch]

I prefer to just eat jt

[nimble fiber]

same tbh

[hushed knoll]

Where’s the fun in Kris

That*

[coarse birch]

In not being hungry

And being able to eat a bag of pretzels in less than 2 hours

[north sedge]

That video is what stan is like on pretzels

He went on to tell us where he hides his pretzel stash

[nimble fiber]

lol

[hushed knoll]

Omg I got this new patriot shampoo that looks so nice

Panties

Pantene

Jfc

[coarse birch]

Ayo

[north sedge]

Panties pro-v?

[frank night]

...pretzels

[hushed knoll]

YES DOUGH HOW DID YOU KNOW

[coarse birch]

Something you wanna tell us stan

[hushed knoll]

WAIT NO NOT PATTIES

PANTIES

NOY

NOT

[north sedge]

Lol

[hushed knoll]

****pantene

[nimble fiber]

crabby patties

[hushed knoll]

You guck

Suck

[coarse birch]

You guck

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/lazlo-what-we-do-in-gif-26556043

[hushed knoll]

Do you ever think shampoo looks delicious

Line pre foam

[nimble fiber]

no

[coarse birch]

And no stan

I do not want to eat the shampoo

[hushed knoll]

It’s Pantene pro v

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-inspect-binoculars-eyes-gif-25483688

[coarse birch]

This does not make me want to eat the shampoo

Im sorry aquila

[nimble fiber]

plays with his food, thinks non eatable things look delicious

[frozen zephyr]

Are there any good builds for Big-bonk-hammer or middle tree path? I kinda don't want to use big sword non-stop

[coarse birch]

you think he applies shampoo normally

[nimble fiber]

shampoo on them pretzels

[coarse birch]

hammers good middle tree assuming you mean above beacon is pretty mid

outside of shield of contempt

[tribal bolt]

I got tired of that middle ability

And when people use it I get annoyed like "great now I have to kill everything while you stand there"

So I mostly just use the assault ability so I can swing fast and kill stuff fast and restore my own toughness

[frozen zephyr]

Well it's something different than simple dash or stealth so I prefer it lol

[tribal bolt]

It's a great support ability it's great to play support ultimates if everyone did that teams would almost never lose

if every vet played the spotter or toughness, if everyone zealot did the middle ability, if everyone ogryn used taunt, if everyone psyker used the shield bubble

I've noticed the games where I'm down and wiped I am observing knife wielding zealots who are left to fend for themselves

And its usually because of the stealthing or running to the opposite map that I got rushed with ragers or crushers

[frozen zephyr]

Also it kinda fits with class fantasy, how being preacher

[hushed knoll]

You don’t have to put things in your mouth to eat them

[nimble fiber]

huh

[coarse birch]

🤨

[nimble fiber]

trough a tube?

[open pollen]

The only thing I don't like about it is that you're giving up doing anything else for what feels like way too long. Would rather it be shorter/more powerful or like, a flag you plant down. But 3 good pulses would be way better imo than 7 weaker ones.

[frozen zephyr]

Agreed.

I just got into game where 3 zelots are middle tree. Fml lmao

[hushed knoll]

You can eat them with your eyes

[nimble fiber]

so like a feast for the eyes

I thought u meant like actually consuming

[open pollen]

You're not supposed to put shampoo in your eyes.

[hushed knoll]

[runic blaze]

For the Emperor

By the way, guys. Advise a good build with a flamethrower

[north sedge]

have chastise, profit

[coarse birch]

yeah talent tree wise chastise is the big one

blessings perks are just flak/maniac and blaze away/like quickflame or something, just dont run showstopper or overpressure atm

[fleet zealot]

76% minimum burn stat

and high as cloud radius as you can get

closer to 80 the better

[safe tusk]

76% is also funny enough the max you want

Enjoy

[rapid bough]

for crusher T4 trauma or T4 Hammerblow to pair with T4 skullcrusher

[delicate shadow]

I'd go hammerblow but it's nbd either way tbh so long as you've got skullcrusher

[stone fern]

what perks are best for a hammer for twins? flak/carap?

[coarse dagger]

Inject it to cleanse the pox

[maiden path]

hello chat.

[still quartz]

goodbye chat.

[fair igloo]

I like this idea!! imagine if instead it was a flag the zealot just threw out the relic and it just floated there with holy power

but then i guess it would just be a better voice of command

[safe tusk]

Except it's got an 80s cooldown and not 30s

But it would make crit builds actually wild with it

[native chasm]

imo unyielding with flak/cara/maniac is the best all around @stone fern

[slow galleon]

How else am I supposed to clean my eyes

[drifting wolf]

rinsing them with saltwater from the ocean

has to be from the ocean specifically so all the cool ocean microbes eat the bad eye microbes

[maiden path]

man chat

im playing guilty gear

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/testament-guilty-gear-testament-guilty-gear-faust-special-gif-26681129

[maiden path]

get dat beast out of my sightes!!!!!!!!

[frosty herald]

beb is playing mid

[maiden path]

pherhaps

[visual stream]

Hammer isn't a great weapon for twins from what I've heard, but yeah you'd want flak and cara

[maiden path]

untill dragons dogma 2

i just wanna play a grappler

and i dont own tekken 8 or sf 6

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-king-thumbs-down-disagree-you-lose-gif-17669976

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/potemkin-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-taunt-respect-gif-27320589

actually i have tekken 7

but

i do not have a fighting stick

[frosty herald]

you can use a controller

[maiden path]

also i am not in the mood to decode the controls again

this shit just hurts my head 😭

[visual stream]

Carapace doesn't do anything for you outside of twins mission on hammers

[maiden path]

tf does two up buttons mean 😭

i need an arcade stick!!

[frosty herald]

ok lemme tell you sumt

look at the graph like a button layout

[maiden path]

i will take that note if I ever buy tekken 8

for now

i am playing potekmin

[frosty herald]

its not that difficult

[maiden path]

its not!

just not in the mood

to do allat

its only like 6 days untill dragons dogma

I might just pick up mhw and play hh a bit

we will see how it all pans out

do u still have to pay for frame data

in tekken 7

[frosty herald]

yes

[maiden path]

jesus

[granite minnow]

Honestly I thought you were gonna suggest sticking it up ye bum

[heady hornet]

Hey. I need quick info as melk has a 378 shotgun. Is it viable option for support zelot ?

[granite minnow]

If it's the base rating then I'd buy it

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/lemme-tell-you-something-else-man-lemme-tell-you-something-shane-walsh-shane-walsh-shane-walsh-the-walking-dead-shane-walsh-roasts-daryl-gif-16085253335526053440

[north sedge]

whats the rest of it

[slow galleon]

I like shorty but it needs stopping power. Also lawbringer and is cool space maker

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-gif-11629714461182822381

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/walker-gif-25031021

[polar nexus]

truth

[heady hornet]

Yea it’s base stat

[north sedge]

yea but whats the rest of the weapon

base rating is only part of it

[fading vale]

just post a screenshot

[heady hornet]

Sry it’s not in English ( can’t change language on Xbox :(. )

[nimble fiber]

dont apologize for that lol, its alright

[fading vale]

the blessings aren't what you want for a kant

what are the perks

[heady hornet]

+8% for weak point

[polar nexus]

bad

[heady hornet]

20% unstoppable enemy

Not sure for translation on that

[fading vale]

that's scattershot and hit and run for blessings i assume

unyielding

the one thing you could do is make a meme shotgun with it

[heady hornet]

First blessing is immunity after close combat kill

(Distance shots)

[fading vale]

and swap hit and run to flechette and weak spot to flak, but it would be a meme shotgun

[heady hornet]

Second one crit chance for every enemy hit

[fading vale]

if you have plenty of melk coins might as well buy it for memes

[heady hornet]

No i don’t 😦

[fading vale]

kant has a lower finesse modifier than the other 2 which is why scattershot isn't good for it

[fading vale]

also crits don't buff special

[polar nexus]

center mass | weakspot | crit center mass | crit weakspot

for the kant

(assuming 80 everywhere)

[frosty herald]

laz i need some help

i use the breaker

but when i used the plasma punisher on nids it did alot more damage than the breaker despite having lower damage

am i not hitting all breaker pellets on enemies?

[fading vale]

it depends on the distance

not sure of the falloff properties exactly but breaker has a decent amount of falloff

[frosty herald]

hmmm

[fading vale]

also explosive damage has different penetration and cares less about weakspots in general

but breaker you need to shoot the enemy in the right spot

[zinc talon]

+++ B E H O L D +++

+++ T H E K N I F L E +++

[sterile basalt]

Scattershot is ok tbh

[zinc talon]

concussive lib is my highschool girlfriend

[fading vale]

did you see the damage breakdown, crits are not good on a kant

[zinc talon]

followed by scythe/lascannon duo

[fading vale]

crit weakspot barely does any more damage than a weakspot

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhF8AgBR8hM

[sterile basalt]

If he wants to run manstopper it’s not a bad choice

[fading vale]

right so, meme shotgun is the only option with it

with either flechette or manstopper

[sterile basalt]

What other major blessing would u suggest for Kantrael shotgun besides no respite

[polar nexus]

full bore / ds / ff

[fading vale]

fire frenzy or deathspitter, or full bore

[sterile basalt]

Full bore isn’t that great because Kantrael has the highest spread

Deathspitter & fire frenzy don’t get activated from fire dot kills

[polar nexus]

full bore is not that hard to proce tbh

[sterile basalt]

For boss Dmg ig

[polar nexus]

and you can use it to pump up the special

[sterile basalt]

Or ogryn enemies

[frosty herald]

the plasma did amazing damage against basically everything

[fading vale]

you can proc all of them reliably

[frosty herald]

i think it ignores armor like the scorcher

[fading vale]

yeah fire dot doesn't proc close range kills

[polar nexus]

T_T

[fading vale]

scattershot is also much less reliable now

since the bug fix

[sterile basalt]

If only they did

[fading vale]

also FF and deathspitter buff damage out to 30m

with falloff from 8m to 30

[sterile basalt]

Deathspitter doesn’t have falloff

Cuz it’s just +power

Fire frenzy has falloff

[fading vale]

did that not change in one of the last patches

cause FF did

[sterile basalt]

DS is same percentage increase across all ranges

[fading vale]

I see

[sterile basalt]

Cuz power has no range scale

It’s just a flat +X% across all ranges

[fading vale]

I assumed they made the damage component have the falloff

[sterile basalt]

“Close Dmg” is the one that drops off after 8m

[fading vale]

I just run no respite FF usually and have a meme flechette scattershot one

like I might run the flechette one for scab melee only

for pure special spam

[sterile basalt]

Did they fix flechette on fire shots

[fading vale]

the buffed it to 3 targets per pellet I believe

someone showed me a video of it

[sterile basalt]

Cuz I remember it being only applied to first target hit by fire shell

Enemies hit by fire shells’ infinite cleave don’t get bleed

[fading vale]

supposedly buffed in recent patch to 3 targets instead of 1

[sterile basalt]

That’s nice

Not meme anymore

[polar nexus]

lol whut???

[sterile basalt]

+power is +dmg, cleave & stagger

[polar nexus]

i know

[sterile basalt]

It doesn’t have a range falloff associated iirc

[polar nexus]

i assumed like Lazorr

[sterile basalt]

Only Dmg buff with falloff is “close Dmg”

[polar nexus]

@ripe quest dearest one is this the case?

[fading vale]

I know the cleave can't have falloff, but I guess they don't have anything for separating components of power

[ripe quest]

What's happening?

[fading vale]

oh we were talking about deathspitter not having range falloff

[sterile basalt]

Does DS’s +power have Dmg falloff like “close Dmg” from FF

[ripe quest]

I'll take a look. I've always assumed it didn't, just needed to proc it in close range.

[sterile basalt]

Same here

[heady hornet]

Thank you guys btw

[fading vale]

[polar nexus]

tbh you can use whatever you want and still do auric

we just like nerding

[fading vale]

well if you don't have melkbucks

[polar nexus]

oh wait

[heady hornet]

I’m still bad in damnation

[fading vale]

then I wouldn't spend them all on that

[polar nexus]

please do not waste plasteel or melks unless you have everything you want

maybe need

not want

[sterile basalt]

I’d even suggest just saving all ur plasteel from now on for their crafting overhaul (eventually)

[ripe quest]

yee Fire Frenzy uses "damage_near" which has close range falloff past 8 meters and fully drops at 30 meters, Deathsplitter is just a power buff like normal.

[calm salmon]

Yeah, until you're comfortable in Hi-Int Specialist Trooper Gauntlet Damnation I wouldn't suggest moving up to auric

[heady hornet]

That can be in half a year

[calm salmon]

heresy difficulty or not

[polar nexus]

you tell me that just after i have sunk 20k plasteel on mk2 duelling sword

[sterile basalt]

Start saving now is what I meant

[sterile basalt]

Just start saving bit by bit

[heady hornet]

I wanted to try knife zelot so@much but I lack uncanny bleessing. Also it seems bleed knife is a meme also?

[drowsy steppe]

alright let me do double bleed knife and piety

watch me do that crit cdr babyyy

[sterile basalt]

Bleed knife is very funny but would not recommend

[polar nexus]

on thing they could do is give you a total number of point to spend on a weapon to buy perks and blessings

[sterile basalt]

U can run uncanny + flesh tearer tho

[fading vale]

if you want to run bleed knife, uncanny + fleshtearer

[sterile basalt]

Zealot has better melee crits than veteran

[drowsy steppe]

[fading vale]

do not run lacerate

[polar nexus]

so you have the choice but some blessings are costlier than other

[drowsy steppe]

good to know, is Deathspitter better than FF?

[sterile basalt]

(I’m biased) usually yes

But not by a lot

[fading vale]

FF has higher damage potential for close range blasting but I really doubt you would notice a difference between the 2 in practice

[polar nexus]

i wonder if ff+ds is just overkill 98% of the time

[ripe quest]

I don't think it matters a whole lot between the two, mechanically they'll play the same.

[polar nexus]

especially on an agri braced

[fading vale]

I don't think it is given they also multiply against eachother

[fleet zealot]

it's fun to blast through a horde and kill whatever is on the other side

IE reapers or specials

[fading vale]

it's like a 100% damage increase

[sterile basalt]

FF+DS is not that bad for Graia braced ngl

[fading vale]

like what else are you gonna run on a brauto

[heady hornet]

Is it good or still meme? 😉 not sure if you joke or not

[fading vale]

it'll do the job

[polar nexus]

ff/ds + a utility blessing

[fleet zealot]

it's worse performatively but we gave up trying to warn people away from bleed, just give them the best current bleed build

[fading vale]

never been a fan of any of the utility blessings on brautos

[sterile basalt]

Stripped down and hit & run aren’t bad

[polar nexus]

i mean yeah but there's some diminishing returns at some point

[fleet zealot]

much better to go uncanny+ precog or executioner

[fleet zealot]

what utility blessing

[polar nexus]

i like stripped down

[fleet zealot]

i run faster? wooo

[polar nexus]

and speedloader now

no that has been nerfed

[fleet zealot]

speedloader ehh, I barely notice the reload speed

as is

[fading vale]

I liked stripped down more when it was just a movement speed buff

[polar nexus]

same

[sterile basalt]

If u want to optimize knife, go uncanny + riposte/precog/mercy

[polar nexus]

hu akshually i can feel it

[sterile basalt]

Bleed is not as good usually but is playable

[fading vale]

I would not run mercy killer given that it is never possible to proc it on the first hit

[heady hornet]

People@told me riposte is bad for zelot as it has plenty of crit chance bonus 🤷‍♂️

[polar nexus]

oO

[fading vale]

riposte is better if you aren't running piety, but it's never bad

[sterile basalt]

You do have plenty of crit chance but going from 75% to 95% is never bad

Also 6s uptime for 20% crit chance is quite good in practice

Precog is only 2s

[heady hornet]

And then which active skill ? Rage or hide ?

[fading vale]

you can fairly reliably get to where you are 1 shotting most things with duellist precog and uncanny and what not

[sterile basalt]

If u play stealth, probably swap uncanny to ruthless backstab?

Uncanny is better for fury

[fading vale]

eh

you don't even need backstab rending when you have stealth up

and it's way worse for normal play

[sterile basalt]

Right

[fading vale]

my suggestion would be to get good at the game, or better anyways, with a standard build that uses the zealot charge

and then mess around with other stuff

[sterile basalt]

My suggestion is to give up knife (for now) and play martyrdom Rashad

[fading vale]

do not

[heady hornet]

Haha. K. I play support build as for now with evisc

[fading vale]

support build might be one of the reasons you struggle sometimes

cause it's not so great at doing everything yourself

[heady hornet]

Hmm. Ok.

[sterile basalt]

The best kind of support is killing everything by yourself
Dedicating ur build to counter a wipe usually makes that a lot harder

[fading vale]

also if you didn't know, chastise aka the charge downgrades armor on your ranged weapons for 3 seconds too

so you can use it to shoot crushers

[sterile basalt]

If u can quickly handle every enemy on ur own, ur teammates won’t even need to worry about what you’re fighting and can focus on what they’re fighting instead

[delicate shadow]

I'm a chorus shill but chastise is just flat out better for bullying the game into submission

[heady hornet]

My biggest struggle are shooters which eat my toughness for breakfast in a second or two

[sterile basalt]

I will say tho if ur playing orthus offensive hard mode, relic is usually more valuable than fury

[fading vale]

chastise in this case usually we just see ranged enemies and charge 20m at them and shut them all down

you shouldn't be engaging in ranged battles often

should be shutting them down, also run gunner resist on curios