#zealot-class

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coarse birch
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were you hungy

royal vortex
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no

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i did it out of shame

hushed knoll
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Michel Lotito (French pronunciation: [miΚƒΙ›l lΙ”tito]; 15 June 1950 – 25 June 2007) was a French entertainer, born in Grenoble, famous for deliberate consumption of indigestible objects. He came to be known as Monsieur "Mouth" Mangetout ("Mr. Eat-All"). He started eating this unusual diet at age 9.

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The fuck

drowsy steppe
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would the seats eject downwards

hushed knoll
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No

coarse birch
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id hope so

royal vortex
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ejection sneeds

fading vale
hushed knoll
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What about a submarine with screen windows

rose flower
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What type of enemy is DH?

fading vale
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unyielding

drowsy steppe
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why does he look ai generated

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
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hello luna

sharp zodiac
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Hello Schwartz

hushed knoll
sharp zodiac
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I'm not bothering typing the name

coarse birch
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that is ok

south folio
royal vortex
sharp zodiac
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The ark ham disease has spread to my lower brain cavity

fading vale
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ark ham

royal vortex
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brain cavity

coarse birch
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i was corrupted by that a long time ago

sharp zodiac
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Why did jingleverry spill his cure, is he gat

ripe quest
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You're totally the kind of person to blow into a bong and/or drink it.

royal vortex
sharp zodiac
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Officer balls

royal vortex
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be prepared

coarse birch
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stan just blows bubbles in the bong

fading vale
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I broke a $200 bong by accidentally kicking it like a month in

coarse birch
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F

maiden path
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they are very sensitive

sharp zodiac
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Who is calling me at this time I should find out next time on Dragonball Z

south folio
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the IRS

coarse birch
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its arco

fading vale
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rest in peace

coarse birch
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🫑

sharp zodiac
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Oh it's just a lady hearing my application

maiden path
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COLUMBO

sharp zodiac
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Gonna have an interview next week

sharp zodiac
coarse birch
fading vale
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I wonder if they are gonna release his last works or anything

north sedge
sharp zodiac
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Kobayashi's dragon maid but actually good

fading vale
rose flower
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I’m bored. What melee weapon should I play today : )

maiden path
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i hate not being able to play a game cause if I do i will get angrier and break something

south folio
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taxes

sharp zodiac
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Jonkler

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AEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEFECECECEGEGEGECECEGE

south folio
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nhngnhfbfhfawfawggh

fading vale
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for a second I thought that could have been a DNA sequence

rose flower
coarse birch
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ducks attempt at speaking

hushed knoll
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Arco needs some milk

south folio
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that'll be the sound me chewing on the lasagna that will made from components related to your body

hushed knoll
coarse birch
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why do you chew like that

hushed knoll
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I love lasagnad

coarse birch
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this is a very funny mental image to me

hushed knoll
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Lasagna

south folio
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just my mental illness!!!!

south folio
hushed knoll
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Why are you butchering good food arco

south folio
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i just have a different way of eating it

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i shouldn't be held to societal standards in cases like this

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i have the right to thrash my head around and make rabid noises as i eat lasagna

coarse birch
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if your gonna make me into a lasagna cant you at least eat properly

south folio
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lol no

hushed knoll
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I love it when you have salad and lasagna on the same plate and the dressing gets into the lasagna

coarse birch
south folio
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you have no right to make tier lists

hushed knoll
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Why did I read that as bottom tier list

south folio
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stan please

hushed knoll
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It's not my fault

royal vortex
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because you are incapable of processing visual or audio information properly

coarse birch
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well arco would be top on that tier list

south folio
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NO

royal vortex
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you were born with what people call stupid

south folio
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shut your mouth schwur

hushed knoll
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Josho wtf

coarse birch
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make me

hushed knoll
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Josho are you a railfan

coarse birch
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stupid binch

south folio
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do i want to know what a railfan is

coarse birch
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all i have to do is unplug the router and you are a non issue

hushed knoll
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LOL

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REKT

royal vortex
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when i was a small child

south folio
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i'll tap into my neighbor's line

hushed knoll
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Trains

royal vortex
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it is a mystery how nobody recognized the autism

hushed knoll
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Wait are railfans usually autistic? PES_Think

coarse birch
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tf is railfan

royal vortex
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hanging this on my wall

hushed knoll
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NO

coarse birch
royal vortex
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it is too good

hushed knoll
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I feel like we've had this conversion before

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Conversation

royal vortex
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we have had a conversation similar to this before

coarse birch
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yeah this has def come up before

royal vortex
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trains are one of the stereotypical things for autistic people particularly children to be interested in

south folio
hushed knoll
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I mean

south folio
coarse birch
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wha

south folio
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what is the wisconsin flag for

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
south folio
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i must have forgotten out of my 1000 insults towards you

coarse birch
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hmmm

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maybe a sign

south folio
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anyways, since i forgot about them, those insults never happened

hushed knoll
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I bet ur an onion router

south folio
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i've only been kind to you

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WHA

royal vortex
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gunned down in a public space

coarse birch
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arcos not cool enough to be onion

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arcos like

south folio
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don't rank an onion above me

coarse birch
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duck duck go

south folio
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you lil shit

hushed knoll
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You connedcyt to the dark weeb

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Weeb

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Weeb

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Web

south folio
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STAN PLEASE

royal vortex
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ur not allowed to correct urself after the 3rd try

south folio
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you are decrying me to a terrible fate

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i am not connected to the dark weeb

coarse birch
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onion weeb

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this could be

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many things

royal vortex
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anyways

hushed knoll
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Do you even know what an onion router is

royal vortex
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the ironhelm saddnes me

south folio
proven orbit
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I have a question for yall about zealot

south folio
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highly sane breakpoint

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hit us with it

coarse birch
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cause it sucks

royal vortex
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hitting or missing the l1 has no bearing on bps

proven orbit
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should i go with the 15% reduc or the corruption purify passive

royal vortex
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so u miss it for style purposes

coarse birch
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doesnt the l2 work better here

south folio
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the auras end up being whatevs so i'd pick 15% reduc because the nodes above it are better

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e.g., duellist and until death/holy revenant

coarse birch
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yeah 15%

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nodes above it are cracked

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goes into chastise

royal vortex
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l1/l2 have the same impact values to my knowledge

hushed knoll
south folio
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unless you want to save on some points for going into Chorus

royal vortex
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guess

coarse birch
royal vortex
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attempt to solve

hushed knoll
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Benis per second idfk

proven orbit
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alright thanks I have been running with both I just never knew which was better

royal vortex
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breakpoints.

coarse birch
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stan

hushed knoll
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Oh

proven orbit
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id switch ofc

coarse birch
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surely you know BP

hushed knoll
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Blood preassure

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Speuaber

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Preasure

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What the fuck

coarse birch
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you have to be fucking with me

south folio
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yeah i consider the auras inconsequential besides corruption heal being nice against bonbons and bursters but that's it

hushed knoll
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Pressure

royal vortex
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speuaber

south folio
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i'd rather have the until death/holy revenant line on the left branch

hushed knoll
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Forgot how to fuckin spell blade pleasure lmao

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Nlood

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Pressure

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I give up

royal vortex
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some things to consider

coarse birch
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assail is very cool

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neat

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balanced

south folio
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why would they ruin it

hushed knoll
south folio
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RUINED

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can't believe kos would speak chinese
in my AMERICAN game

craggy python
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left earphone: the codex astartes in chinese. right earphone: prayers to the god emperor

hushed knoll
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Isn't blendy a game with an ink dude

craggy python
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i dont understand those words

maiden path
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patches has been made

craggy python
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but i am named blendy and i am an inked dude

south folio
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it was some horror game riht

inner cargo
hushed knoll
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@royal vortex Fan you help me

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Can

coarse birch
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i dont think it was a horror game

royal vortex
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with what

craggy python
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best patches is bloodborne patches

south folio
hushed knoll
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What is the blendy ink gamre

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Oh

royal vortex
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i dont know

hushed knoll
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Thanks Ash

maiden path
hushed knoll
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Arco

maiden path
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he is a spider..

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he does not cont..

royal vortex
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ash

coarse birch
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F

south folio
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you have killed me

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my identity has been struck down upon

craggy python
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spider patches is good

south folio
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the foundation of which i build my identity on has been crumbled again, to be built anew with nothing

maiden path
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there is no proof spider patche sis even real

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he just a nightmare.........

hushed knoll
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Arco wtf is your name

south folio
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you're right lemme fix it

coarse birch
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its what you named him

hushed knoll
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Shut it sock man

south folio
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there we go

hushed knoll
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What

south folio
fair igloo
coarse birch
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that doesnt count as a name

brisk raft
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Ash as in the 40 year old boy?

hushed knoll
coarse birch
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i dont think

hushed knoll
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What

coarse birch
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its a saying

south folio
coarse birch
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like

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pouring salt on the wound

hushed knoll
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God why is this so SOFT

south folio
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you don't need to twist the bullet, but you did so to put some more pain into a wound inflicted and onto an opponent that's already defeated

hushed knoll
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I love my bed

fair igloo
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why is stan screaming sock man at ppl when his pfp is a sock

hushed knoll
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It's not a sock wtf

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It's a spider toe

fair igloo
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what

south folio
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u fool!!!

fair igloo
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WHAT

coarse birch
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wait

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did you not know

hushed knoll
fair igloo
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I never closely examined it
why would I want to 😭

hushed knoll
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Why would I have a picture of a suck as my pfp

fair igloo
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i thought it was like someone wearing weird spider themed socks oir something

hushed knoll
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Dock

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Sock

coarse birch
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stan its really not that hard

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to type sock

hushed knoll
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Shut up Yosemite

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Yoshi

coarse birch
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bruh

hushed knoll
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I have to go to bed

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Cat fucking type anymore

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Can't

north sedge
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Cats can't type

coarse birch
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stan you have made me hit the character limit

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IN ONEDAY

hushed knoll
hushed knoll
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BRING

north sedge
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You killed her

hushed knoll
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No I dab to

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Didn't

north sedge
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you dab

hushed knoll
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No

coarse birch
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there

hushed knoll
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GOD DAMMIT DOUGH I HATE YOU

coarse birch
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deserved

north sedge
hushed knoll
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Dough no

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Please

fair igloo
coarse birch
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stan why do you hate dabbing

hushed knoll
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Fucking lupus dabbing

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Luigi

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Worse than Anakin

hushed knoll
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Ok goodnight

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Gotta sleeop

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Sleep

coarse birch
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gn stan

maiden path
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and it always confused me why

coarse birch
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@royal vortex i think i inherited one of your names

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again

median steeple
north sedge
hushed knoll
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πŸ˜’

fair igloo
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just like you

maiden path
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guys

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look

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ok thats enough of that

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ik im awesome btw

maiden path
coarse birch
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today was not my day

royal vortex
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today is always my day

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for i possess the best hammer known to man

coarse birch
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happy for you

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wair

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carapace

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oh

maiden path
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i am a surgeon

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!

royal vortex
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a 25% cara hammer is basically the same as old crucis

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it takes full sa/slaught and 7 momentum stacks to one shot a crusher on headshot

coarse birch
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your forgetting about this one tho

royal vortex
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double impact blessings is ethical

coarse birch
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tbf back then i cant blame you

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for running w/e

royal vortex
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i didnt even know how to tell blessing tier

coarse birch
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super early dt was

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something

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i remember i had a 50% FT hammer and thought i was cooking

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just cause it was gold

royal vortex
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i had a t3 pf bolter with 80 in every stat except stability on my vet

coarse birch
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at least stability was w/e back then

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even now i dont care that much

royal vortex
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i mean mobility

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i am

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stupid

coarse birch
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oh

misty mason
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No no you don't understand, evisc is fine on t4 😒

zealous basin
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early darktide i was running evi/revolver

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now i still run evi/revolver

coarse birch
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well good thing you could stand still anyway

zealous basin
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crazy

royal vortex
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heresy was where old evis kept bps like mutie one shots w/o chastise

misty mason
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I remember the Josho rolls where everything was 80 80 78 77 10

coarse birch
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i think heresy i played the least

coarse birch
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i played a ton of malice and then a bit of heresy

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before jumping to damn

royal vortex
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i played heresy to get used to classes that were fresh 30s

coarse birch
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i just picked shit

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i was generally more or less used to classes by 30 although i hated zealot back then

desert bough
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Remmember when ulgo was level 1

coarse birch
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i just ran vet mostly, and some psyker

royal vortex
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i played only zealot for a long while

coarse birch
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i liked ogryn for a bit too

royal vortex
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in the days when 90% of missions were low5 (maybe even dogs)

desert bough
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Notvfor everyone

coarse birch
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and fuckin pre patch mk6 knife for some reason

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the fact i played through low 5 dogs when it was all that was up still surprises me

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thank god for this games gameplay

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or i would not have put up with the occasional iceskate experience

royal vortex
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hell on earth was low5 autopistol u kill all 5 enemies on the map and then its done

coarse birch
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or pin chain

misty mason
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I member mostly playing psyker

coarse birch
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yeah every vet brough ap or bolter

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so you just got all your ammo back

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although zealot and psyker also brought aP

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AP for everyone

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everyday i am thankful that i didnt run bolter/ap back then

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i think i would be much worse at the game now if i did

maiden path
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everyone in zealot chat who cant do a backflip

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LEAVE!

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NOW!

coarse birch
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first target

hard nexus
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oh

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lmfao

coarse birch
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yeah i was not gaming

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900 hours ago

coarse birch
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i simply brute forced things into my head until i understood what was good

hard nexus
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armor pierce?

coarse birch
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auto pistol

hard nexus
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ohh

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so many acronyms

coarse birch
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yeah game has a lot of them lol

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you see that acronym less now cause its not one of 2 guns in the game

hard nexus
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lmfao real

hard nexus
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ive got 700 hours in theg a e

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game

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i just havent heard them befor

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e

coarse birch
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yeah not everyone uses them

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the people i talk to the most do so i just picked them up

hard nexus
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fair

maiden path
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who up watching creepypastas

desert bough
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Ulgo is

maiden path
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ulgo the goat

desert bough
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Walton file creepy

maiden path
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erm fnaf

desert bough
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Cheesy? Maybe. Has lotsa po- not cheesy only scary

maiden path
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but analog...

royal vortex
hard nexus
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hey i was one of those

coarse birch
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i did like hammer back in the day, i just ran very little zealot

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i couldnt figure out how he was meant to be played

south folio
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imagine playing classes other than psyker

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cringe

hard nexus
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crucius should oneshot crushers with thrust and a headshot

coarse birch
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yeah i played psyker/vet

misty mason
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I remember thinking Zealot was pretty bad early on and saying that we didn't have any good weapons

coarse birch
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ironically psyker taught me to melee

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cause i ran void

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and surge

misty mason
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Then being told how to build an Hsword

coarse birch
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so i actually had to melee

hard nexus
misty mason
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And things clicking

royal vortex
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the crucis setup to one shot a crusher is p much identical to p12

hard nexus
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gunker to be specific

coarse birch
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gunker is based

royal vortex
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with 25% cara at least

hard nexus
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its so strong

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i consistently have the best offensive stats overall

coarse birch
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yeah gunker gives me very funny damage numbers

hard nexus
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what melee do u guys usually use on gunker

south folio
coarse birch
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deimos

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but i also like dc7

hard nexus
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i run illisi

royal vortex
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ds4

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u need the groundhog movetech

hard nexus
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i couldnt like the DSs

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the crowd clear feels so weak and tedious

coarse birch
royal vortex
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me when 10 assail shards

coarse birch
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tbf my gun is my 3rd weapon on gunker builds

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its mostly melee and assail

south folio
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same

hard nexus
coarse birch
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any

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like

royal vortex
south folio
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i don't play psyker anymore cuz i realize that it's just assail all the time

hard nexus
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i run columnus

coarse birch
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i cycle through all of them

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ill swap between both revos/all iags/all HH/laspistols

royal vortex
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having shitty horde clear is the quickest way to make the game more fun for me

south folio
royal vortex
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because hordes are less of an ambient state of being and more of a genuine threat

south folio
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op

south folio
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sending down the fury of 40 shards

coarse birch
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tbf assail is fine enough horde clear in its self, it can at least remove pressure

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so you can run literally w/e

royal vortex
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laspistol pre fire rate nerf

coarse birch
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if i dont have horde clear melee its such a non issue

royal vortex
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true beauty

ornate bone
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Josh perpetually shitting himself trying to not blow up without shriek

royal vortex
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at about 2:30ish in that video i commit the biggest positioning error known to man

south folio
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it's not josho if he's not stress screaming

coarse birch
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hes gotta release somehow

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i go dead silent when im clutching

hard nexus
coarse birch
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(and then fuck it up)

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unless its hopeless randos then ill clutch so they can die in the next room

royal vortex
coarse birch
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josho is simply cracked at video games

south folio
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i have push-to-talk on an inconvenient key so i can't even speak during clutches

hard nexus
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my only question is why didnt u pop scriers gaze more

south folio
hard nexus
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or was it just panic

royal vortex
south folio
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it was patrick

hard nexus
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oh yeah

coarse birch
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i can keep up in DT for the most part but in Hd2 i am along for the ride

hard nexus
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autism!!!

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LMAO

royal vortex
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i routinely forget it exists when solo because popping it invokes the elder gods of the netcode to fire an extra assail shard

coarse birch
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yeah i run scriers but dont pop it as much as i should

hard nexus
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i use it when theres more than like

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3 enemies

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and it works out most of the time

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only time i dont have it when i want it is when theres a boss

royal vortex
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its a vibes thing

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u feel cool using it

hard nexus
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yeah u get it

royal vortex
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thats what matters

coarse birch
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i remember to pop it at 90% peril and then josho makes fun of me

hard nexus
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now i crave darktide

polar nexus
coarse birch
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i also like knife if i am in the mood

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as it is less dumb ds4

polar nexus
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i should try to become good with ds2

coarse birch
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shred devils claw fucks with scriers/DD

polar nexus
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ohhhh yeah

coarse birch
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ds2 is neat

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i also like the 5 as its the most mobile

polar nexus
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i did a run today, with taxe + graia

coarse birch
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but you really feel the heavy damage being 40% less

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why is it 40%

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i blame arco

polar nexus
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well, even with 2 psykers... it was hard with the stubbergryn

coarse birch
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actually arco is a ds2 stan nvm

maiden path
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ds2 is goated

south folio
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binch

coarse birch
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i like graia taxe i havent tried yet

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well

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i have a taxe 4 build

maiden path
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are we talking about dark souls 2

coarse birch
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on psyker

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but its deranged

south folio
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i like the sweep animation on the h2 but too bad the h1 is just worse than on the mk4 for no reason

polar nexus
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i can live with it

coarse birch
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even with the h2, its not significantly faster at horde clear

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cause the lights on the 4 are so good

polar nexus
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once you start playing taxes, everything is acceptable

coarse birch
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so theres no trade off

polar nexus
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ds4 and ds2 lights are identical

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in terms of dmg and cleave

coarse birch
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ds4 has the looping overheads is the main benefit

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ds2 goes into uppercuts iirc

polar nexus
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ds2 has l4 tho

coarse birch
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on lights 3 and 4

polar nexus
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hmmmm

coarse birch
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which make light spam at least more awkward

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however you can just l1 h2

south folio
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yeah ds2 loops into all four lights which has uppercuts mixed in

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why on fucking earth do finesse weapons have uppercuts like this and on the hordeclear duelling sword

coarse birch
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uppercuts could be cool

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but they are all awkward except crusher PA

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ive even had ds2 light 3 knock stuff over

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like

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?????

south folio
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i just noticed the other day that the 13g chainsword's l2, the sweeping uppercut, has a better first-target damage than the other sweeping lights (overhead diagonals), which is cool

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which they need to implement right now for every upper cut in the game

coarse birch
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yeah if i need to do camera magic at least reward me

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obscurus l2 will be on my suicide note

south folio
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same

hard nexus
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the obscurus makes me sad

south folio
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i've only ever willingly used it on dogs

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and it's very nice against dogs

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but MAN whenever i accidentally throw out the l2

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MISINPUT TAKE ME BAAAAAAACK

coarse birch
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ah yes let me flick my camera into the ceiling for uhhhh

#

dogshit finesse

north sedge
#

officer arco on the case

coarse birch
#

thanks

south folio
#

you bastard

maiden path
south folio
#

you'll be chopped up with an uppercut

coarse birch
#

that would be rather difficult

south folio
#

i'll make it happen nonetheless

#

it's what detroit deserves

north sedge
#

i need to be kept alive to document josho's crimes in hd2

coarse birch
#

what weapon would you use for chopping with an uppercut

#

not a sword apparently

south folio
#

so true

#

a sword can work if i uppercut while doing a front flip onto a chopping board

coarse birch
#

how would you uppercut and do a frontflip

south folio
#

and then i repeat this until he is reduced to pieces over this excruciatingly long process

coarse birch
#

that sounds very difficult

fading vale
#

onion router wifi ash

north sedge
south folio
#

hi sir frat

coarse birch
#

stan took no prisoners today

south folio
north sedge
#

ah well tbf i was spectating mittins, who is the victim

coarse birch
#

josho is open about his crimes in hd2

fading vale
#

crimes for democracy

royal vortex
#

most of what i do is collateral damage

#

that clip above is an accident

#

i was shooting at a brood commander or smth

north sedge
coarse birch
#

chainswords are just deranged

south folio
#

13g l2

#

x13 l3/l4

royal vortex
#

what

#

i thought it was just finesse

south folio
#

stupid bith

royal vortex
#

why is it base damage too

coarse birch
#

the lights on 13 are GROSS

fading vale
#

why does chord have good cleave curve on crit

south folio
#

huh the finesse is actually mildly higher

#

delightfully devilish

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

and like 30 fuckin cleave

south folio
#

somebody on the dev team really likes chainsword

royal vortex
#

that should realistically be a properity of low cleave finesse weapons with horde-oriented attacks

#

like ds4

#

or the 2's h2

south folio
#

they sure snuck in an absurd strength in an aspect that a good portion of people wouldn't notice

fading vale
#

isn't it one of if not the only weapon with that property

royal vortex
#

its the only one ive heard of

south folio
#

as far as i know yeah

royal vortex
#

unironically i think a really cool thing for the mk6 knife would be giving it better cleave distribution on finesse but only for a crit weakspot hit

coarse birch
#

yeah i agree

fading vale
#

arco when are you playing HD2 with us

royal vortex
#

so u have to do both

coarse birch
#

the cleave on it feels underwhelming to me

south folio
fading vale
#

yeh

royal vortex
#

i think the problem is the mk6 is a knife

coarse birch
#

arco is not a helldiver

south folio
#

you also will not be pulling a ren on me

royal vortex
#

it inherently cant be too cleavy

south folio
#

i am immune to your conniving words

royal vortex
#

but like

#

eh

south folio
#

that the likes of you frequently use

coarse birch
#

it should be a devils claw but idk

fading vale
#

just think of how we could gloriously commit murder

coarse birch
#

it feels like a weird middle ground

south folio
north sedge
#

but arco it's the same engine as dt, you can make it look like buzz lightyear took a shit

south folio
#

oh wait

#

you mean my graphics

fading vale
coarse birch
#

surely its cleave

north sedge
#

the hell did you think i mean

south folio
#

VICIOUS

south folio
#

i saw some nerf armour that crab posted

coarse birch
#

wait

#

arco

#

what

#

stan moment

south folio
#

what

north sedge
#

well sure there's that i guess

south folio
#

NOT a stan moment

coarse birch
#

what else could he have possibly meant

#

in mentioning DTs engine

south folio
#

my context sensors had a temporary shutdown

north sedge
#

only bit squid is capable of rendering ugly clothing to this degree

south folio
#

they have been rebooted

coarse birch
#

i am starting to doubt your lasagna making skills

south folio
#

don't worry

coarse birch
#

despite your claims

south folio
#

you'll personally experience them yourselves

royal vortex
coarse birch
#

TRUE

#

i avoid PA and H3

#

for this reason

south folio
#

less damage = scourge uptime

#

that's value

coarse birch
#

huge value

bitter anvil
#

Scourge knife flesh tearer

south folio
#

this is one aspect of the mk4 chsword that makes me so sad

#

it's TOO GOOD at killing trash mobs

coarse birch
#

maybe thats why people run lacerate flesh tearer knife and light spam

south folio
#

i can not for the life of me maintain scourge

coarse birch
#

no overkill

north sedge
coarse birch
south folio
coarse birch
#

crouch horde clear gaming

south folio
coarse birch
#

damn

coarse birch
#

if only it procced on push

fading vale
#

crit pushes

south folio
#

and i swear i'm hitting targets that are bleeding but scourge isn't proccing for some reason

south folio
coarse birch
#

crit push on chord would just be shout

fading vale
#

did they ever fix the scourge bug where when you kill a bleeding target it doesn't proc

coarse birch
#

uhhh

royal vortex
#

probably not

coarse birch
#

not sure actually

#

i dont run it often

south folio
#

ah fuckin hell

coarse birch
#

that would fuck you over

south folio
#

getting scammed out of my 30% crit chance

#

can't have it up against valuable enemies like poxwalkers

coarse birch
#

good thing you dont have what

#

50 something percent regardless

#

actually probably higher with the nodes

south folio
#

so sad, boohoo

fading vale
#

it's 50% with shred

#

and piety

coarse birch
#

yeah im assuming shred piety

#

then the passive nodes take it to 60?

south folio
#

and I could have my fair and balanced 80%

royal vortex
#

i wish scourge didnt exist

south folio
#

zealot has no passive crit chance nodes

fading vale
#

what passive nodes

royal vortex
#

its such a criminally stupid crit chance talent

coarse birch
#

wait i thought he did

royal vortex
#

but its so overtuned u cant have other crit talents

south folio
#

u fool!!!

coarse birch
#

im tripping then

#

nvm

frozen glen
south folio
#

p much

#

why is it so free

coarse birch
#

yeah honestly

#

very slightly conditional

fading vale
#

someone like a month ago tried to convince me that piety stacks drop often

royal vortex
#

wh

south folio
#

not only does it stack on kills to any enemy, it stacks on ally kills
not only does it stack on kills, you get a node that stacks it on hits

coarse birch
#

what does it drops stacks often even mean

#

like

#

what was the argument

north sedge
#

They should make piety like how warrior priest was on launch where by the time you stacked the buff everything was dead

fading vale
#

they would drop too often between enemies or something idk

#

like what game are you playing

south folio
#

stacks gained in a match go towards a buff in your next match

coarse birch
#

i think people are playing a diff version of the game than we are

#

like actually

polar nexus
royal vortex
#

blazing piety is too cool of a name for such a stupid buff

coarse birch
#

25 matches for max piety stacks

south folio
#

I tried to block it

#

I was too late alas

coarse birch
#

destroyed

royal vortex
#

devastated

polar nexus
royal vortex
#

im p sure the l4 on mk15 is identical to the sweep lights on the mk2

polar nexus
#

checking

coarse birch
#

didnt arco post the l4

fading vale
#

why is the M a circle

fading vale
#

and everything else is a square

polar nexus
#

l2 and l3 on mk2 have the same profile as l4 on mk 15

royal vortex
royal vortex
south folio
coarse birch
#

oh mk2

#

why did i read mk13

#

jesus

fading vale
bitter anvil
#

Chainsword mark 13g?

inner cargo
#

Yay or nay rashad?

coarse birch
#

good

royal vortex
#

so that i may hold it in my hand as a tool of deterrence

polar nexus
#

my god

south folio
#

am I high or do those lights have a higher crit dmg multi for the 2nd and beyond targets compared to the 1st

fading vale
#

in my defense I didn't mean to directly hit you

polar nexus
#

H1 VS H2 on og evis

polar nexus
#

h2 has less cleave and worse carapce dmg

#

everything else is identical

coarse birch
#

wait

#

what

#

bro

#

what are chain weapons

royal vortex
#

wait a fkin minute what

fading vale
#

what if we threw random numbers at a wall

royal vortex
#

the h2 is the strikedown

#

how could u fatshark

polar nexus
#

it's worse on carapace...

coarse birch
#

thats so fucked

#

yet another reason to not pay attention to attack types

fading vale
#

why are shrimp so good

coarse birch
#

shrimp slap

inner cargo
coarse birch
#

might be my fav seafood

inner cargo
#

fuck

royal vortex
#

oh my god it is

#

WHAT

coarse birch
#

its like

#

notably worse

royal vortex
#

wtf...

polar nexus
#

between 1st and 2nd the curve is steep then it's flatish

royal vortex
#

all like 2 people who did the push into h2 are in shambles

royal vortex
#

alright

#

oh this reminds me

#

oh yeah i did like a whole deep dive one time into figuring out why my evis was hitting stuff less hard and i couldnt intuit why

#

the single target damage of the h2 is only higher if the h1 wouldn't catch on the enemy

fading vale
#

nice use of intuit

royal vortex
#

thank u i learned it 5 minutes ago

royal vortex
#

if you want single target damage on the mk2

#

you dump cleave targets

south folio
#

wha

fading vale
south folio
#

wait you mean if the h1 does catch on an enemy or it doesn't

royal vortex
south folio
#

what is this fucking deranged

royal vortex
frozen glen
#

wat da hell

royal vortex
#

because it stops cleaving and does the shred tick

coarse birch
#

thats the worst thing ever

royal vortex
#

this means the h2 only does more damage on a wildly inconsistent basis

south folio
#

OwO

fading vale
#

but what if the 15 strikedowns just did more damage

south folio
#

what an intuitive mechanic

royal vortex
#

evis has something like uhhh

#

what is it

#

3x maniac hitmass modifier 0.75 flak

#

so u actually dont catch on a first target scab rager

#

but u do on a dreg

#

before rampage/ss

polar nexus
#

chaingate

royal vortex
#

the tl;dr is that the way the mk2 evis works is fucking deranged

#

in general i think the eviscerators are too slow and the mk2 feels bad to do the actual intended attack combo stuff with because its an unbearably annoying weapon to use and the crusher is just faster

#

@south folio another thing to consider is the fact that you cannot get around weird damage distribution like if you had the ironhelm

#

because the first tick of damage before the shred is still subject to cleave target falloff

south folio
#

HMMMMMMMMM

#

alright does any one in the classroom have anything jank to share about the chaxes

polar nexus
#

heavy on ogchaxe

#

check that nice adm

royal vortex
#

is this another case of infested being higher than unarmored

polar nexus
#

yes

south folio
polar nexus
#

i can live with 4]

south folio
#

i seethe

polar nexus
#

but ogcaxe with ht + sluaghterer and spam heavies

#

is probably the way to go

frozen glen
#

not the 4 target cap 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 weapon is ruined πŸ’€ πŸ’€ πŸ’€ Skull_cap

south folio
#

ruined

royal vortex
#

kill this man

polar nexus
#

interestingly...

south folio
#

another poxwalker L

polar nexus
#

unarmored and maniac heavies are identical

#

but ligths do more dmg to maniac than unarmored

#

because

#

juste because

dense field
#

Because specials must die

royal vortex
#

lmao

merry flume
#

just press f

polar nexus
#

i think they totally fucked up everything chain related

#

evis and chaxe were horrible

ripe quest
#

At least it's justifiable on the Chaxe.

polar nexus
#

ST?

ripe quest
#

single target

polar nexus
#

i think og chaxe is legit good

#

it has mobily problem tho

ripe quest
#

It's crowd damage isn't but everything else is solid.

south folio
#

ye i'm fine with it since it's a single-target class of weapons

#

i just don't like seeing zeroes in my cleave damage distribution

ripe quest
#

Doesn't it have the same dodge stats as the Evis and Chainsword, outside of dodge count

polar nexus
#

dodge distance is comparable to psword

#

so horrib le

ripe quest
#

I'm flabbergasted at the 2h iconic Eviscerator having any target cap to begin with

polar nexus
#

chword is good mobility wise

south folio
#

chord

polar nexus
#

hmmm

royal vortex
#

chsword

south folio
#

i think you mean chord

royal vortex
#

cord

south folio
#

did you misspell chord?

ripe quest
#

mm yee Chaxe and Power Sword have the same dodge stats. Should be perfectly fine on Zealot.

polar nexus
#

so nuchaxe ligths have same cleave than ogchaxe heavies

#

and better dmg as well

ripe quest
#

The crowd damage on the XII is worse. The lights are almost ST in nature.

polar nexus
#

on flak only

#

everything else is lower

#

ah yeah

#

the dmg fallof is steep

#

it's almost like the evis

native cargo
fading vale
#

lmao I was just watching a video: "you have to remember we are going against esports players, the concept of fun is alien to them"

polar nexus
#

pa rashad on flak is lower than unarmored

maiden path
polar nexus
#

but pa antax is waaaaaay better in general and waaayy better on flak than unarmored

#

smh

maiden path
#

awesome fucking cell edit

fading vale
#

I miss cell

maiden path
fading vale
#

cell was such a badass villain when I was a kid

maiden path
#

ive had this in ma files since lik 2018

fading vale
#

beb I think skelly would warn you for spamming videos

maiden path
#

i think you should be torn in twine like a piece of bread

frozen glen
#

maybe stop reposting mid like ur a human subreddit

maiden path
fading vale
#

you did not just disrespect red like that

#

only like 4 people are allowed to do that

frozen glen
#

wtf

maiden path
#

(me)

fading vale
#

no

zealous basin
polar nexus
#

since when the illisis had a dmg cap of 3

zealous basin
zealous basin
#

wannabe xanthous crown ass

median steeple
south folio
#

also i just realized that the "Illissi MK I Balanced Knife" in the weapon calculator is assail

polar nexus
#

so hu why?

south folio
#

yeah there's no zeroes

polar nexus
#

an hsword

south folio
#

e.g., for unarmoured, a bodyshot deals

  • 117.48 to the first target
  • 82.5 to the second target
  • 36.5 to the 3rd/4th/5th/etc. target
fading vale
#

if there aren't zeroes then that is the minimum cleave damage

polar nexus
#

ahhhhhh

#

well, til

#

man considering the blessings available on illisi that sword is beyond broken

frozen glen
#

jup

south folio
#

jup

fading vale
#

jup

polar nexus
#

hmm mk3 knife l3 does 1.5 to almost 2 time the dmg of l1 and l2

native cargo
fading vale
#

and the other properties of knife get ignored

#

certain moves chain differently now too IIRC

polar nexus
#

i would like to know how to access that l3

south folio
#

it's part of the normal light chain

#

or after h2

#

it's the stab

polar nexus
#

and fastest access to h2 is h1?

fading vale
#

it also has different ADMs IIRC

#

particularly to maniac I think

polar nexus
#

l1,2,4 vs l3

#

yeah adm against flak and carapce is looking better

#

and maniac becomes better than unarmored

fading vale
#

also I think the l3 or something maybe combos into the heavy without moving the hitbox?

#

something like that

polar nexus
#

@ripe quest ?

fading vale
#

one of the lights should

polar nexus
#

we're discussing combos and adm on specific attacks... meanwhile zealot knife users are spamming lights with lacerate

#

T_T

ember yew
#

flesh tearer*

#

<-

fading vale
#

bro bleed so good

little thicket
#

Ez life

polar nexus
#

bleed is life

#

FLESHERATE

fading vale
#

I can ask crab but I think he is probably asleep

ember yew
#

but you've been discussing heavy attacks, while i just face stab crushers and sht with push attack

#

never used heavies once aside from niche situations

little thicket
#

The lacerate discussion will need to be brought up eventually

ember yew
#

as for flesh tearer or lacerate, you can basically circle around at max mobility and bleed them all to death, this works especially well when you are soloing bulwark patrols

fading vale
#

or you could just kill them

ember yew
#

since hitting them with push attack or heavies is a pain

#

when its 6 of them you get a lot of bounces + need to dodge

#

and its not like a single bleed significantly lower the dps

fading vale
#

a bulwark pack might be the sole situation where bleed is useful

#

but sure if you have uncanny flesh tearer then fine

little thicket
#

Lacerate is usefull vs hounds, bosses, mutants, bulwarks

fading vale
#

what

polar nexus
#

it's not

#

flesh tearer is better in every way

little thicket
#

They are targets that tend to not be hit in the head

ember yew
#

hounds are a oneshot either way, mutants die from 1 or 2 push attacks (luck dependent)

fading vale
#

I think a push attack has the same profile as a heavy

#

or similar

ember yew
#

but its fast and easy to aim for weakspot hit

#

since its a poke

ember yew
#

maybe its even higher than heavy in damage

polar nexus
#

pa vs h1/2

fading vale
#

similar but heavy does more then

little thicket
#

Lacerate is technically also alright against crushers but not ideal

ember yew
#

but its much faster too

little thicket
#

Unforunately ideal worlds dont always happen ingame

polar nexus
#

considering how fast pa is... well i think it's better

#

wilmer

#

flesh tearer is on critical hit

#

if you bring a knive you will be critting

little thicket
#

Depends on build

polar nexus
#

2 crits = max bleed stacks

fading vale
#

yeah lacerate is absolutely useless in comparison