#zealot-class
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Michel Lotito (French pronunciation: [miΚΙl lΙtito]; 15 June 1950 β 25 June 2007) was a French entertainer, born in Grenoble, famous for deliberate consumption of indigestible objects. He came to be known as Monsieur "Mouth" Mangetout ("Mr. Eat-All"). He started eating this unusual diet at age 9.
The fuck
would the seats eject downwards
No
id hope so
ejection sneeds
yeah this guy
What about a submarine with screen windows
What type of enemy is DH?
unyielding
why does he look ai generated
hello luna
Hello Schwartz
LOOK AT THIS DUDE ROAST MASS EFFECT TRY NOT TO LAUGH ANDROMEDA MEME
I'm not bothering typing the name
that is ok
as in armour type? unyielding
what
The ark ham disease has spread to my lower brain cavity
ark ham
brain cavity
i was corrupted by that a long time ago
Why did jingleverry spill his cure, is he gat
You're totally the kind of person to blow into a bong and/or drink it.
you are enticing him to reveal a tangentially related horrific fact
Officer balls
be prepared
stan just blows bubbles in the bong
F
please dont be rude to bong drinkers
they are very sensitive
Who is calling me at this time I should find out next time on Dragonball Z
the IRS
its arco
π«‘
Oh it's just a lady hearing my application
COLUMBO
Gonna have an interview next week
I'm still petty they gave him a hat and he doesn't have it in the real skin
gl
I wonder if they are gonna release his last works or anything
This is "SNL Kobayashi show" by Kinetiscope on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
Kobayashi's dragon maid but actually good
did you ever see the hot dog eating contest of him vs a bear
it is one of the greatest videos of all time https://youtu.be/HgqbCq_sxmo?si=VYsSi5sj9IAQkqu2
Iβm bored. What melee weapon should I play today : )
i hate not being able to play a game cause if I do i will get angrier and break something
uh, crucis
taxes
nhngnhfbfhfawfawggh
for a second I thought that could have been a DNA sequence
One shot build time
Arco needs some milk
that'll be the sound me chewing on the lasagna that will made from components related to your body

why do you chew like that
I love lasagnad
this is a very funny mental image to me
Lasagna
just my mental illness!!!!
me too
Why are you butchering good food arco
i just have a different way of eating it
i shouldn't be held to societal standards in cases like this
i have the right to thrash my head around and make rabid noises as i eat lasagna
if your gonna make me into a lasagna cant you at least eat properly
lol no
I love it when you have salad and lasagna on the same plate and the dressing gets into the lasagna
you are the bottom of the tier list
you have no right to make tier lists
Why did I read that as bottom tier list
stan please
It's not my fault
because you are incapable of processing visual or audio information properly
well arco would be top on that tier list
NO
you were born with what people call stupid
shut your mouth schwur
Josho wtf
make me
Josho are you a railfan
stupid binch
do i want to know what a railfan is
all i have to do is unplug the router and you are a non issue
i'll tap into my neighbor's line
it is a mystery how nobody recognized the autism
Wait are railfans usually autistic? 
tf is railfan
hanging this on my wall
NO
tap into some bitches
it is too good
we have had a conversation similar to this before
yeah this has def come up before
trains are one of the stereotypical things for autistic people particularly children to be interested in
no
wow stan i can't believe you would be this mean
wha
what is the wisconsin flag for
You're the one who said you wanted me to get a splinter
I messed up
i must have forgotten out of my 1000 insults towards you
anyways, since i forgot about them, those insults never happened
I bet ur an onion router
gunned down in a public space
don't rank an onion above me
duck duck go
you lil shit
STAN PLEASE
ur not allowed to correct urself after the 3rd try
Watch "grievous wounds ironhelm is awesome for ragers in the world WHERE THE L1 DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST" on Streamable.
anyways
Do you even know what an onion router is
the ironhelm saddnes me
W
I have a question for yall about zealot
having to miss the l1 on purpose sad
cause it sucks
hitting or missing the l1 has no bearing on bps
should i go with the 15% reduc or the corruption purify passive
so u miss it for style purposes
doesnt the l2 work better here
the auras end up being whatevs so i'd pick 15% reduc because the nodes above it are better
e.g., duellist and until death/holy revenant
l1/l2 have the same impact values to my knowledge
The fuck is bps
unless you want to save on some points for going into Chorus
ah fair
attempt to solve
Benis per second idfk
alright thanks I have been running with both I just never knew which was better
breakpoints.
stan
Oh
id switch ofc
surely you know BP
you have to be fucking with me
yeah i consider the auras inconsequential besides corruption heal being nice against bonbons and bursters but that's it
Pressure
speuaber
i'd rather have the until death/holy revenant line on the left branch
some things to consider
why would they ruin it
Casual Chinese in the background
left earphone: the codex astartes in chinese. right earphone: prayers to the god emperor
Isn't blendy a game with an ink dude
i dont understand those words
patches has been made
but i am named blendy and i am an inked dude
it was some horror game riht
Gone woke (not clickbait)
i dont think it was a horror game
with what
best patches is bloodborne patches
i dont know
Thanks Ash
erm false..
Arco
ash
F
spider patches is good
the foundation of which i build my identity on has been crumbled again, to be built anew with nothing
your sins will carry on
Arco wtf is your name
you're right lemme fix it
its what you named him
Shut it sock man
there we go
What
twisting the bullet right into his wound
that doesnt count as a name
Ash as in the 40 year old boy?
You don't need to twist a bullet into a wound, whay
i dont think
What
its a saying
yeah that's the point
God why is this so SOFT
you don't need to twist the bullet, but you did so to put some more pain into a wound inflicted and onto an opponent that's already defeated
I love my bed
why is stan screaming sock man at ppl when his pfp is a sock
what
u fool!!!
WHAT

I never closely examined it
why would I want to π
Why would I have a picture of a suck as my pfp
i thought it was like someone wearing weird spider themed socks oir something
bruh
Cats can't type
BINGE DORIS BACK
BRING
You killed her
you dab
No
there
GOD DAMMIT DOUGH I HATE YOU
deserved
stan why do you hate dabbing
It's deeply ingrained
Ok goodnight
Gotta sleeop
Sleep

gn stan
π
pro bably becauseee it's awesome and cool.
just like you
π
today was not my day
a 25% cara hammer is basically the same as old crucis
it takes full sa/slaught and 7 momentum stacks to one shot a crusher on headshot
your forgetting about this one tho
double impact blessings is ethical
i didnt even know how to tell blessing tier
super early dt was
something
i remember i had a 50% FT hammer and thought i was cooking
just cause it was gold
i had a t3 pf bolter with 80 in every stat except stability on my vet
oh
No no you don't understand, evisc is fine on t4 π’
well good thing you could stand still anyway
crazy
heresy was where old evis kept bps like mutie one shots w/o chastise
I remember the Josho rolls where everything was 80 80 78 77 10
i think heresy i played the least
good times
i played heresy to get used to classes that were fresh 30s
i just picked shit
i was generally more or less used to classes by 30 although i hated zealot back then
Remmember when ulgo was level 1
i just ran vet mostly, and some psyker
i played only zealot for a long while
i liked ogryn for a bit too
in the days when 90% of missions were low5 (maybe even dogs)
Notvfor everyone
and fuckin pre patch mk6 knife for some reason
the fact i played through low 5 dogs when it was all that was up still surprises me
thank god for this games gameplay
or i would not have put up with the occasional iceskate experience
hell on earth was low5 autopistol u kill all 5 enemies on the map and then its done
or pin chain
I member mostly playing psyker
yeah every vet brough ap or bolter
so you just got all your ammo back
although zealot and psyker also brought aP
AP for everyone
everyday i am thankful that i didnt run bolter/ap back then
i think i would be much worse at the game now if i did
first target
AP?
i simply brute forced things into my head until i understood what was good
armor pierce?
auto pistol
yeah game has a lot of them lol
you see that acronym less now cause its not one of 2 guns in the game
lmfao real
yah i know
ive got 700 hours in theg a e
game
i just havent heard them befor
e
yeah not everyone uses them
the people i talk to the most do so i just picked them up
fair
who up watching creepypastas
Ulgo is
ulgo the goat
Walton file creepy
erm fnaf
Cheesy? Maybe. Has lotsa po- not cheesy only scary
but analog...
the trick is to be one of the oldschool hammer hipsters
hey i was one of those
i did like hammer back in the day, i just ran very little zealot
i couldnt figure out how he was meant to be played
crucius should oneshot crushers with thrust and a headshot
yeah i played psyker/vet
I remember thinking Zealot was pretty bad early on and saying that we didn't have any good weapons
Then being told how to build an Hsword
so i actually had to melee
ive been playing solely psyker lately
And things clicking
the crucis setup to one shot a crusher is p much identical to p12
gunker to be specific
gunker is based
with 25% cara at least
yeah gunker gives me very funny damage numbers
what melee do u guys usually use on gunker
you and your autopistol gunker (ignore the assail in the background)
i run illisi
surely assail is not doing most of the work
me when 10 assail shards
same
with what gun?
i don't play psyker anymore cuz i realize that it's just assail all the time
i run columnus
having shitty horde clear is the quickest way to make the game more fun for me
i just remember the fact that you refilled your shards from the ammo box of this clip
because hordes are less of an ambient state of being and more of a genuine threat
skillz
op
thats why i run bb
sending down the fury of 40 shards
tbf assail is fine enough horde clear in its self, it can at least remove pressure
so you can run literally w/e
laspistol pre fire rate nerf
if i dont have horde clear melee its such a non issue
true beauty
Josh perpetually shitting himself trying to not blow up without shriek
at about 2:30ish in that video i commit the biggest positioning error known to man
it's not josho if he's not stress screaming
ur so absurdly good at darktide
(and then fuck it up)
unless its hopeless randos then ill clutch so they can die in the next room
any mechanical skill i have is balanced out by shitty internet
josho is simply cracked at video games
i have push-to-talk on an inconvenient key so i can't even speak during clutches
my only question is why didnt u pop scriers gaze more
perfectly balanced
or was it just panic
forgot it existed
it was patrick
i can keep up in DT for the most part but in Hd2 i am along for the ride

i routinely forget it exists when solo because popping it invokes the elder gods of the netcode to fire an extra assail shard
yeah i run scriers but dont pop it as much as i should
i use it when theres more than like
3 enemies
and it works out most of the time
only time i dont have it when i want it is when theres a boss
yeah u get it
thats what matters
i remember to pop it at 90% peril and then josho makes fun of me
now i crave darktide
lmfao
shred taxe / shred claw
i should try to become good with ds2
shred devils claw fucks with scriers/DD
ohhhh yeah
i did a run today, with taxe + graia
well, even with 2 psykers... it was hard with the stubbergryn
actually arco is a ds2 stan nvm
ds2 is goated
binch
are we talking about dark souls 2
i like the sweep animation on the h2 but too bad the h1 is just worse than on the mk4 for no reason
i can live with it
even with the h2, its not significantly faster at horde clear
cause the lights on the 4 are so good
once you start playing taxes, everything is acceptable
so theres no trade off
ds2 has l4 tho
on lights 3 and 4
hmmmm
yeah ds2 loops into all four lights which has uppercuts mixed in
why on fucking earth do finesse weapons have uppercuts like this and on the hordeclear duelling sword
uppercuts could be cool
but they are all awkward except crusher PA
ive even had ds2 light 3 knock stuff over
like
?????
i just noticed the other day that the 13g chainsword's l2, the sweeping uppercut, has a better first-target damage than the other sweeping lights (overhead diagonals), which is cool
which they need to implement right now for every upper cut in the game
yeah if i need to do camera magic at least reward me
obscurus l2 will be on my suicide note
same
the obscurus makes me sad
i've only ever willingly used it on dogs
and it's very nice against dogs
but MAN whenever i accidentally throw out the l2
MISINPUT TAKE ME BAAAAAAACK
officer arco on the case
thanks
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you'll be chopped up with an uppercut
that would be rather difficult
i need to be kept alive to document josho's crimes in hd2
so true
a sword can work if i uppercut while doing a front flip onto a chopping board
how would you uppercut and do a frontflip
and then i repeat this until he is reduced to pieces over this excruciatingly long process
that sounds very difficult
onion router wifi ash
hi sir frat
stan took no prisoners today
somebody forgot to turn off their bodycam
ah well tbf i was spectating mittins, who is the victim
josho is open about his crimes in hd2
crimes for democracy
most of what i do is collateral damage
that clip above is an accident
i was shooting at a brood commander or smth
better finesse you mean
chainswords are just deranged
stupid bith
why is it base damage too
the lights on 13 are GROSS
why does chord have good cleave curve on crit
i have no idea
and no crit damage fall off
and like 30 fuckin cleave
somebody on the dev team really likes chainsword
that should realistically be a properity of low cleave finesse weapons with horde-oriented attacks
like ds4
or the 2's h2
they sure snuck in an absurd strength in an aspect that a good portion of people wouldn't notice
isn't it one of if not the only weapon with that property
its the only one ive heard of
as far as i know yeah
unironically i think a really cool thing for the mk6 knife would be giving it better cleave distribution on finesse but only for a crit weakspot hit
yeah i agree
arco when are you playing HD2 with us
so u have to do both
the cleave on it feels underwhelming to me
noh
yeh
i think the problem is the mk6 is a knife
arco is not a helldiver
you also will not be pulling a ren on me
it inherently cant be too cleavy
i am immune to your conniving words
that the likes of you frequently use
it should be a devils claw but idk
just think of how we could gloriously commit murder
it feels like a weird middle ground
don't worry i'm thinking about that right now
but arco it's the same engine as dt, you can make it look like buzz lightyear took a shit
wh
oh wait
you mean my graphics
what if a cool blessing like vicious slice existed to help cleave damage errrr uh impact
surely its cleave
the hell did you think i mean
VICIOUS
idk some clown vomit colour armour
i saw some nerf armour that crab posted
what
well sure there's that i guess
NOT a stan moment
my context sensors had a temporary shutdown
only bit squid is capable of rendering ugly clothing to this degree
they have been rebooted
i am starting to doubt your lasagna making skills
don't worry
despite your claims
you'll personally experience them yourselves
the biggest upside is the lower damage means less overkill
huge value
Scourge knife flesh tearer
this is one aspect of the mk4 chsword that makes me so sad
it's TOO GOOD at killing trash mobs
maybe thats why people run lacerate flesh tearer knife and light spam
i can not for the life of me maintain scourge
no overkill
what if you dont headshot
stupid bith
crouch horde clear gaming
crits are too good π
damn
if only it procced on push
crit pushes
and i swear i'm hitting targets that are bleeding but scourge isn't proccing for some reason
so true
crit push on chord would just be shout
did they ever fix the scourge bug where when you kill a bleeding target it doesn't proc
uhhh
probably not
ah fuckin hell
that would fuck you over
getting scammed out of my 30% crit chance
can't have it up against valuable enemies like poxwalkers
good thing you dont have what
50 something percent regardless
actually probably higher with the nodes
so sad, boohoo
and I could have my fair and balanced 80%
i wish scourge didnt exist
zealot has no passive crit chance nodes
what passive nodes
its such a criminally stupid crit chance talent
wait i thought he did
but its so overtuned u cant have other crit talents
u fool!!!
blazing piety might as well be one
someone like a month ago tried to convince me that piety stacks drop often
wh
not only does it stack on kills to any enemy, it stacks on ally kills
not only does it stack on kills, you get a node that stacks it on hits
They should make piety like how warrior priest was on launch where by the time you stacked the buff everything was dead
they would drop too often between enemies or something idk
like what game are you playing

stacks gained in a match go towards a buff in your next match
x15 evis l4 has less cleave and more dmg too
blazing piety is too cool of a name for such a stupid buff
25 matches for max piety stacks
destroyed
devastated
im p sure the l4 on mk15 is identical to the sweep lights on the mk2
checking
didnt arco post the l4
why is the M a circle
and everything else is a square
you are right
l2 and l3 on mk2 have the same profile as l4 on mk 15

to cause introspection
nah I posted about the x13g chord
I am going to play ring around the rosy with you in a mech and then shoot you with a rocket
Chainsword mark 13g?
Yay or nay rashad?
good
this is why i am bringing a 380 whenever we play
so that i may hold it in my hand as a tool of deterrence
my god
am I high or do those lights have a higher crit dmg multi for the 2nd and beyond targets compared to the 1st
in my defense I didn't mean to directly hit you
wh
my god
wait a fkin minute what
what if we threw random numbers at a wall
it's worse on carapace...
why are shrimp so good
shrimp slap
Good rashad has been bricked
might be my fav seafood
fuck
you are right
wtf...
between 1st and 2nd the curve is steep then it's flatish
all like 2 people who did the push into h2 are in shambles
alright
oh this reminds me
oh yeah i did like a whole deep dive one time into figuring out why my evis was hitting stuff less hard and i couldnt intuit why
the single target damage of the h2 is only higher if the h1 wouldn't catch on the enemy
nice use of intuit
thank u i learned it 5 minutes ago
HUH
WHAT
arcotash
if you want single target damage on the mk2
you dump cleave targets
wha
wow are you two on a first name basis
wait you mean if the h1 does catch on an enemy or it doesn't
what is this fucking deranged
if the h1 catches it does more damage
wat da hell
because it stops cleaving and does the shred tick
thats the worst thing ever
this means the h2 only does more damage on a wildly inconsistent basis
OwO
but what if the 15 strikedowns just did more damage
what an intuitive mechanic
evis has something like uhhh
what is it
3x maniac hitmass modifier 0.75 flak
so u actually dont catch on a first target scab rager
but u do on a dreg
before rampage/ss
chaingate
the tl;dr is that the way the mk2 evis works is fucking deranged
in general i think the eviscerators are too slow and the mk2 feels bad to do the actual intended attack combo stuff with because its an unbearably annoying weapon to use and the crusher is just faster
@south folio another thing to consider is the fact that you cannot get around weird damage distribution like if you had the ironhelm
because the first tick of damage before the shred is still subject to cleave target falloff
HMMMMMMMMM
alright does any one in the classroom have anything jank to share about the chaxes
is this another case of infested being higher than unarmored
yes
oh COME ON it has a damage cap
i can live with 4]
i seethe
not the 4 target cap π π π π π weapon is ruined π π π 
ruined
kill this man
interestingly...
another poxwalker L
unarmored and maniac heavies are identical
but ligths do more dmg to maniac than unarmored
because
juste because
Because specials must die
lmao
just press f
i think they totally fucked up everything chain related
evis and chaxe were horrible
What do you expect they're one of the best ST weapons available rn
At least it's justifiable on the Chaxe.
ST?
single target
It's crowd damage isn't but everything else is solid.
ye i'm fine with it since it's a single-target class of weapons
i just don't like seeing zeroes in my cleave damage distribution
Doesn't it have the same dodge stats as the Evis and Chainsword, outside of dodge count
I'm flabbergasted at the 2h iconic Eviscerator having any target cap to begin with
chword is good mobility wise
chord
hmmm
chsword
i think you mean chord
cord
did you misspell chord?
mm yee Chaxe and Power Sword have the same dodge stats. Should be perfectly fine on Zealot.
The crowd damage on the XII is worse. The lights are almost ST in nature.
on flak only
everything else is lower
ah yeah
the dmg fallof is steep
it's almost like the evis
lmao I was just watching a video: "you have to remember we are going against esports players, the concept of fun is alien to them"
pa rashad on flak is lower than unarmored
but pa antax is waaaaaay better in general and waaayy better on flak than unarmored
smh
awesome fucking cell edit
I miss cell
cell was such a badass villain when I was a kid
beb I think skelly would warn you for spamming videos
maybe stop reposting mid like ur a human subreddit
who da hell are u
wtf
no
ur mid
since when the illisis had a dmg cap of 3

wannabe xanthous crown ass
nevah
also i just realized that the "Illissi MK I Balanced Knife" in the weapon calculator is assail
yeah there's no zeroes
an hsword
e.g., for unarmoured, a bodyshot deals
- 117.48 to the first target
- 82.5 to the second target
- 36.5 to the 3rd/4th/5th/etc. target
if there aren't zeroes then that is the minimum cleave damage
ahhhhhh
well, til
man considering the blessings available on illisi that sword is beyond broken
jup
jup
jup
hmm mk3 knife l3 does 1.5 to almost 2 time the dmg of l1 and l2
there are several combos and what not and different moves are different but I think it doesn't matter cause you can just heavy spam
and the other properties of knife get ignored
certain moves chain differently now too IIRC
i would like to know how to access that l3
and fastest access to h2 is h1?
l1,2,4 vs l3
yeah adm against flak and carapce is looking better
and maniac becomes better than unarmored
also I think the l3 or something maybe combos into the heavy without moving the hitbox?
something like that
@ripe quest ?
one of the lights should
we're discussing combos and adm on specific attacks... meanwhile zealot knife users are spamming lights with lacerate
T_T
bro bleed so good
Ez life
I can ask crab but I think he is probably asleep
but you've been discussing heavy attacks, while i just face stab crushers and sht with push attack
never used heavies once aside from niche situations
The lacerate discussion will need to be brought up eventually
as for flesh tearer or lacerate, you can basically circle around at max mobility and bleed them all to death, this works especially well when you are soloing bulwark patrols
or you could just kill them
since hitting them with push attack or heavies is a pain
when its 6 of them you get a lot of bounces + need to dodge
and its not like a single bleed significantly lower the dps
a bulwark pack might be the sole situation where bleed is useful
but sure if you have uncanny flesh tearer then fine
Lacerate is usefull vs hounds, bosses, mutants, bulwarks
what
They are targets that tend to not be hit in the head
hounds are a oneshot either way, mutants die from 1 or 2 push attacks (luck dependent)
maybe its even higher than heavy in damage
similar but heavy does more then
Lacerate is technically also alright against crushers but not ideal
but its much faster too
Unforunately ideal worlds dont always happen ingame
considering how fast pa is... well i think it's better
wilmer
flesh tearer is on critical hit
if you bring a knive you will be critting
Depends on build
2 crits = max bleed stacks
yeah lacerate is absolutely useless in comparison

