#zealot-class

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south folio
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a map that has 100 boss triggers in a row

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maps where bursters can dive from the sky

stone fern
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i dont think well be alieve by the time we get mod tools

south folio
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overriding the special limit and letting 100 mutants spawn

frozen glen
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a modifier that has 100 boos triggers in a row

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boos

south folio
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raft boooo

frozen glen
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s

stone fern
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who wouldnt love to inherit an account with only psyker and zealot built

frozen glen
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arco are u planning to give birth to children soon

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so they can play darktide 2

stone fern
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he can take his time

south folio
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it is a good reason to bring people into this world

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i could also adopt or steal children

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many options before me

frozen glen
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why did you have steal children as an option

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when you can freely adopt

royal vortex
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in case his eggs fail to hatch

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or the ducklings drown

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or get ran over

south folio
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...

frozen glen
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do ducks lay eggs on the road

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arco dont lay ur eggs on the road

stone fern
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if you're already stealing the kids might as well steal whatever their parents got for them

royal vortex
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arco stared at the sun as a child

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do not overestimate him

stone fern
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you can save up money for important stuff like premium skins

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
ember yew
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i didn't, but yeah, i remember they are cookin big update

lusty turtle
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AmeliaApprob figured i'd say cause some of the chats have been getting actually unhinged

frosty herald
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erm

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⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

ripe quest
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What were they saying? Is it just stuff us dataminers have talked about? Like Ogryn pick, 2h psword, blessing changes, n whatnot?

lusty turtle
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they said they can't confirm yet

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but theres stuff for now and in the future being cooked

ripe quest
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Oh like Catshark was in there or smth?

frozen glen
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bobl barrel botgun

ripe quest
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Ah I can see what you said now

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Left eye was foggy mb

frosty herald
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if 2 handed powersword was talked about i wouldve seen it

lusty turtle
solar gorge
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i'll anticipate something when the people who playtests start saying they playtested something

royal vortex
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stra what

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god i love bolter

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
frosty herald
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my spider sense would go off

royal vortex
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aggressively mid

frosty herald
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josho would like the dominator

royal vortex
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the dominator is ok

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does not feel nearly as fun to shoot as a bolter

ripe quest
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Dominator is fun. 3 AP and 200 base damage make for a fun wep

frozen glen
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dominator and scorcher r epic

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shut up exhil

royal vortex
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i am like 170 medals away from getting the scorcher including its cost

lusty turtle
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its a shame raft isn't epic, hes CRINGE

solar gorge
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scorcher is actually epic

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tho

frozen glen
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raft

royal vortex
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the realization that focus target is better for deadshot bolter because u can take target down for constant stamina regen while ads'd

lusty turtle
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keeping this for prosperity

royal vortex
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and marksman has no equivalent stam regen

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made me very sad

ripe quest
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I'd have to use Scorcher first but it literally looks like a 1:1 Dominator with better ergonomics and half the damage

frozen glen
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maybe u should take the stam booster so u can recover stam faster

lusty turtle
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truuuu

royal vortex
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i was running around with 3 stam curios and deadshot columnus iag

junior vortex
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It also makes you swing faster

royal vortex
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it was weird

solar gorge
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scorcher has secret armor pen

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don't tell..

junior vortex
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Stamina and Tougness are all I use on ogryn

lusty turtle
royal vortex
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i think i like the vague keystone theming stuff where u get different upgrade nodes with the same concept like stam regen being present in all 3 vet keystones in some form

ripe quest
solar gorge
ripe quest
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Is it like, AMR AP?

solar gorge
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like the slugger

junior vortex
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All weapons that are explosive do that

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Expect with shields

solar gorge
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dominator doesn't

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it hits with the explosion

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but doesn't pen

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like the scorsha

ripe quest
steep flame
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this is so hype

ripe quest
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Explosives don't affect the AP stat afaik.

solar gorge
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it doesn't

ripe quest
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They just can kinda bypass the need for it

solar gorge
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but scorcher kills faster i'm p sure of that

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feels way better to use than dom

ripe quest
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Well that's probs due to the better ergo, you aren't lugging around a 40 ton brick when you aim with the Plas

solar gorge
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yeah, plus it reload quicker

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i don't know what's wrong with the dominator but it's just a worse scorcher, i think they should make it hit even harder

ripe quest
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It might be a BP thing. From what I can tell 200 damage on bots is only hitting cooler stuff on weakspots

solar gorge
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probably bp's yeah

ripe quest
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I haven't gone through bugs yet though.

frosty herald
steep flame
ripe quest
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Dominator folds walkers though it's so peak

frosty herald
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maneater is also really fun if you want to have some dumb fun

solar gorge
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because with bugs it's very shit

ripe quest
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Well like, unless the Plas has an unlisted 100 extra damage that isn't adding up.

solar gorge
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as you said, it's probably bp's

junior vortex
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Mudrunner got a new game looks pretty fire

solar gorge
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it just doesn't reach any different bp's than the scorcher on bugs

ripe quest
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Well like, 100 damage isn't enough to 1 shot some bugs that the Dominator can for sure

solar gorge
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like which one ? both one shot a warrior in the head

ripe quest
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It might just be an ergo thing since you'll be slower to react to stuff

solar gorge
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none can one shot one in the body

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same bp's on the little shits too afaik

ripe quest
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I'm talking like Brood Commander limbs and Charger legs

solar gorge
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oh talking about charger legs

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punisher's probably the goat now

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it's like 3-4 shots

ripe quest
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SnP kills them in half a mag

solar gorge
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what's that

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oh spray and pray

frozen glen
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breaker spray n pray

solar gorge
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yeah i remebr

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it's decent now

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but i'd still take punisher

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one shot brood commanders meatshot to the head

ripe quest
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Ehh the front leg kill speed is more valuable. You can 1-2 tap the head at closer range with a few weapons but it doesn't kill them instantly.

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Also just saw the Arrowhead CEO response to people whining about HD2 balancing. I pray that they don't buckle and buff a bunch of shit up.

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T9 is super fun rn

solar gorge
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the whole situation is just a reminder how dogshit 80% of the playerbase is

fading vale
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no I want every weapon in every game ever to be a BM Rashad

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why should I have to interact with the games I play

junior vortex
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Understandable

lusty turtle
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surely arrowhead will add T5 powercycler

slate notch
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So, evisc fans here, what's the build you use to go with? Momentum? Crit? Martyr perhaps? I'm gonna give it another chance, not a fan, at all, it is clunky and slow, but hey, now we do not have anything else to do I'm giving second chances to my most hated weapons

solar gorge
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t5 railguncycler

frosty herald
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I want 5 chargers and 3 titans at any given time and if anyone complains about weapons not being viable they are just bad at the game :)))))))

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Also charger weakpoint not being a weakpoint and having armor

solar gorge
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i'll only agree that charger should take more dmg on ass shots

fading vale
solar gorge
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in the meantime learn this

frosty herald
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The spear and laser cannon are now decent at killing chargers

ripe quest
solar gorge
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but still janky to lock on target

ripe quest
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H1 L2 bc will put out decent damage.

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Laser Cannon is kinda cool for bugs but that shit shines against bots

frosty herald
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Autocannon is good vs bots

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And you dont have to deal with those disgusting stalkers

solar gorge
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worst mob in the game is

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the fat green cow bug

frosty herald
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Bile spewer

solar gorge
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i hate it

frosty herald
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Cant count how many times it oneshot me

solar gorge
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there's so many of them and they're armored too

ripe quest
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Unless they're artillery spewers they die so fast though

solar gorge
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regular nursing spewers are fine

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the green ones are annoying

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fat ass cow

ripe quest
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Both are just as easy to kill

solar gorge
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nah

ripe quest
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Hit head with a normal weapon, they die in half a second. Hit butt with explosive weapon, they die and explode in a few shots

solar gorge
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only reliable way to make them disappear is one shotting them with an impact nade or railgun headshot

ripe quest
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I think the only support weapon that doesn't outright nuke them is the Flamer

solar gorge
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now it kinda does

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but you have to get too close for comfort

ripe quest
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If you don't have an angle it takes too long.

solar gorge
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you need to have the jet of flame directly hit the head

ripe quest
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Thankfully every small arm can kill a spewer fast

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Unless they're artillery. Idk what steroids they gave those bugs but sometimes they live through 3 AC shots and I get scared

solar gorge
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yeah that's the ones i was talking about

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the green cow as my group calls them

ripe quest
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Well like there are green ones that don't shoot artillery

solar gorge
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uh

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i don't think so

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they do both

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p sure it's the same unit

ripe quest
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I've had missions with green spewers and 0 artillery from them. The artillery ones are notably tankier, you can tell when fighting them because you'll always have a handful alive like 100 meters away by extract.

junior vortex
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Why do you think of my Zealot?

solar gorge
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according to the wiki, they go into mortar mode when helldivers are too far away from them

junior vortex
solar gorge
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i can't find any mention of them being separate units

ripe quest
solar gorge
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i think u have gone schizo

ripe quest
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They will go into artillery next to you too

junior vortex
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Schizophrenic or just extremely autistic

solar gorge
ripe quest
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I've gone through a load of T7+ missions with green spewers in them and 0 artillery happened. On a few occasions a mission will be swarming with artillery bugs.

solar gorge
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or they target one ur teammate that's far away

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but every source online says they're one and the same

ripe quest
solar gorge
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it's just a different engagement behaviour from this particular enemy

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oh nvm

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my bad

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i just found one quote

ripe quest
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I'll test it later once I'm at my PC. Doesn't seem right if I'm getting bile spewers frequently but uncommonly getting artillery

solar gorge
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so there is a variant with no mortar attack

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but the mortar one can also chase you

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or is that just the brown spewer

ripe quest
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Yeah see that lines up way more with what I've seen

solar gorge
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the brown one is called the nursing spewer right ?

ripe quest
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Should be yee

solar gorge
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ah so disregard the nvm sorry lol

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the wiki just doesn't mention they're a different color

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bad wiki

ripe quest
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Can't believe I got called schizo 2x and autistic over this smh my head

solar gorge
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being a schizo is a compliment in post 2020 online spaces

frosty herald
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The fuck

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I killed a bile titan but the daily order didnt update

junior vortex
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Talking to yourself isn't Schizophrenia

stone fern
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yeah but getting answers back is the real schizo

junior vortex
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I don't get answers back

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It sounds like I do but I just give myself answers back

solar gorge
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hope next major order is for the bots, i miss them

junior vortex
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It's not any voices it is myself being eccentric

junior vortex
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Nothing wrong with being eccentric

stone fern
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i hope the next update gives us solo play

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it would be so sick to play as a squad formed only from my own chars with my own builds

frosty herald
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The laser cannon is now cracked against bugs

stone fern
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what are the chances of getting thrust 3 3 times in a row

polar nexus
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Better than getting thrust4 once

stone fern
placid fiber
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Yesterday was rough lol

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Heh, despite the rough days I still love this job

zinc talon
placid fiber
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I kinda like that psyker one

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the ogryn armor is cool too

zinc talon
placid fiber
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not a fan of the headgear tho

zinc talon
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yep the other one is one of my most-used headpieces

placid fiber
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The zealot one is "meh I'm an executioner"

zinc talon
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isn't terrible tho

placid fiber
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Vet one is "i'm the sarg"

zinc talon
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this one is gross and gritty

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with scar tissue and whatnot

placid fiber
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I mean isn't 40k about the gross n gritty?

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I prefer the non-gross ones, tho

zinc talon
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I am diggin the chestpiece tho you were right

placid fiber
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Yeah

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It's awesome

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The skull on the belt really sells it

hushed knoll
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I’m sorry please forgive me

hushed knoll
frosty herald
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How does the vet page look

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Same with zealot

solar gorge
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bad

placid fiber
solar gorge
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bad

placid fiber
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Yeah the zealot and vet ones are generic

frosty herald
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Mf just post the damn page

solar gorge
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it's based on this

placid fiber
frosty herald
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The entire individual page

placid fiber
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Oh I'm not in game

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I'm busy stewing over how I am going to get murdered today lol

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And I can't wait

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This is the month of giving, for Jersey Mike's

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on the 3rd wednesday of the month we donate 100% of our profits that day to whatever charity we're supporing

red pollen
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Made a new Zealot named TheEmperor just to anger people with the audacity and to hear him constantly speak in the third person “The Emperor demands you die!”

fading vale
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gotta make one named Ferda

zinc talon
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yknow I bet there was a time period during all those lost years

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where he did just this

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either masquerading as one of his own champions, or completely batshit insane from having been alive dfor 20,000 years

drowsy steppe
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4D Emperor

sharp zodiac
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"how to win 4D chess with 1 emperor"

zinc talon
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zealot chest is male-only

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they stole my boobs

stone fern
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just wait for the vet fix™

zinc talon
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just goin topless to protest then

stone fern
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you need armor guardian

zinc talon
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probably, I do worry someone will eventually steal all this gear

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or is that an app / mod

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so the chestpiece, boob theft aside

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has some good mix and match potential

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and I am a fan of them working fur/hair into the armor sets, it's a nice touch

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but the pants are a recycle, I already had them

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and the mask might as well be cuz I have ten of those already

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2/5 overall this cycle

north sedge
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Why would there be boobs, that shit is practically a chest binder

zinc talon
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if any of yall missed this one the first time

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it's an accessory this cycle

placid fiber
zinc talon
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is the pizza, on the bagel

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or is the pizza the bagel flavor

placid fiber
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I'm thinking like a calzone

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where the pizza is inside of the bagel

zinc talon
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I think einstein brothers sells that

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like, a pizza - flavored bagel

placid fiber
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I'm talking a bagel with pizza filling

zinc talon
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einstein brothers

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if you're in the mood they're top tier

placid fiber
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and by filling I mean pizza stuff like sauce n cheese n like pepperoni

zinc talon
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IIIIIIII seeeeeee now

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yep

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they're real good

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wear a bib tho and maybe kitchen gloves

placid fiber
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Obviously

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Need the bib

zinc talon
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I've never eaten something that so much of it ends up on you instread of in you

placid fiber
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xD

fading vale
placid fiber
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I have, mike's way subs do that lol

zinc talon
placid fiber
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with all the vinegar and oil

zinc talon
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now I simply have to see how you go about eating apples

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like, the whole process

fading vale
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oh it's not me it's stan of course

zinc talon
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ah

placid fiber
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Stan has a way with food...

zinc talon
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now things make sense again

fading vale
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I swear every time he has been in voice with a smoothie he has spilled it on himself

placid fiber
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lol, not surprising

hushed knoll
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Last night I had to rush to get my smoothie that was delivered to the wrong house and I fell in a puddle

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I was so wet

fading vale
hushed knoll
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Like legit dripping

fading vale
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drippings

hushed knoll
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I sucked that smoothie down like I was in Las Vegas

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If you know what I mean

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It was so good

fading vale
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what flavor

hushed knoll
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Beach bum

fading vale
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is that from tropical smoothie Cafe or smoothie king

hushed knoll
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Tropical smoothie

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Wait how do you know trop smoo

fading vale
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I have one near me

hushed knoll
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WTF????

fading vale
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and remembered beach bum

hushed knoll
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I didn’t know they were Nauru’s waisted

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Nationwide

fading vale
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who is Nauru

hushed knoll
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Idk

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My phone typed it

fading vale
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I had an acai peanut butter bowl for breakfast

hushed knoll
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God I would love to dump blueberry pie filling all over myself rn

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I need pie

fading vale
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bro

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you have to stop saying things like that

placid fiber
north sedge
placid fiber
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Tru

fast scroll
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Whar? Doesn't even cover what I just read

placid fiber
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And that's why we love Stan, right?

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It's Stan, what do you expect? He's me, but, without the filter lol

fading vale
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as if you have much of a filter

placid fiber
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Compared to Stan...?

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You don't know how much I do filter out xD

fading vale
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fair

hushed knoll
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I just want pie so badly

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I need an outback’s

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Outlet

placid fiber
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Who doesn't want a good cherry pie, am I rite?

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wait...

hushed knoll
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Cherry pie is not based

placid fiber
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True, apple n blueberry is the way to go

hushed knoll
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Bloomberg onions suck so bad

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Blooming

north sedge
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what

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how

hushed knoll
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Gloved

placid fiber
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loved xD

north sedge
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because every hand deserves love

fading vale
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they are so good

hushed knoll
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FOR FUCK’S SAKE DORIS

placid fiber
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At least Dough isn't Dora...

fading vale
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do you not like onions either

hushed knoll
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I just quoted an shit people Facebook quit lol

placid fiber
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I'm not a huge fan of onions, tbh

hushed knoll
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Old people Facebook

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Onions are fucking amazing

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I put like 5 onions in soups

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And 10 cloves of garlic

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Well it depends on how much I make

placid fiber
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That being said I did take a bite out of an onion just cuz, a couple times

north sedge
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how do you not like a bloomin onion

hushed knoll
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Onion rings are terrible

fading vale
placid fiber
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They are meh sometimes

hushed knoll
fading vale
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you said onion rings are terrible

placid fiber
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I've had some meh onion rings

hushed knoll
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Onion rings are like the worst fried food

placid fiber
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I've had great onion rings, tho, as well

fading vale
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ones not cooked properly are meh

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but good ones are good

placid fiber
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Yeah

hushed knoll
fading vale
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yes or I did at one point but it's not like I go out of my way for them

north sedge
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onion rings are great

placid fiber
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I've never had funyons before, but, I've also never been curious about them

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I stick to snacks I know I like >.>

fading vale
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I'll eat them but it's not like I'm gonna buy them

north sedge
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they're fine

placid fiber
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"fine" lol

north sedge
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it's no onion ring

placid fiber
frosty herald
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DO NOT USE TERRAIN ALTERING STRATAGEMS NEAR A MINERAL COLLECTOR

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We legit cant finish the mission

placid fiber
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Rip

frosty herald
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Because we cant reach the interface anymore

fading vale
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simply get a jetpack

frosty herald
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Nope

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You cant climb up it anymore

drowsy steppe
hushed knoll
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Cold onion rings with sauce are better than like hot ones

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Hot ones just make me thirsty

fading vale
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die

hushed knoll
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Cold cooked onions are great

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Laz please

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Less violence

drowsy steppe
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cold cooked onions what

fading vale
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its not my fault you said cold onions

north sedge
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stan you just described how salty food works

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yes it makes you thirsty

placid fiber
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Know what's funny, Lazorr? My wife offered our kitty a little bit of our fish sandwich... and she sniffed it and got a look of disgust on her face

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She legit doesn't like human food >.>

hushed knoll
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That’s why I like saltless fried

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They taste better

placid fiber
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saltless fried fish?

hushed knoll
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Fried

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Fries

north sedge
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its ok to be wrong all of the time stan

placid fiber
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oh

hushed knoll
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Dough please

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Why are you betraying me

placid fiber
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It's dough...?

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Dough still remembers my countless zealots >.>

left iron
placid fiber
left iron
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Wow, look at the time, its time to do math homework again!

placid fiber
fleet zealot
hushed knoll
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OMG ICE HI

hushed knoll
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I missed ice

placid fiber
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Ice is so busy with their "math" homework

hushed knoll
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Probably code for cooking meth

fleet zealot
placid fiber
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exactly

fleet zealot
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NOOOO

hushed knoll
fleet zealot
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oh okay it's not me

placid fiber
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Oh hi!

hushed knoll
placid fiber
fleet zealot
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playing world of warcraft classic

placid fiber
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What are your thoughts on pizza filled bagels?

left iron
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Curse of algebRA

fleet zealot
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need to farm gold for consumable since i am the main tank tonight

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and rogue tank lowkey sucks

placid fiber
# left iron

Okay we were joking about in being a code for meth, but, now I am not so certain...

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I remember algebra, tho... good times

placid fiber
# left iron

Wouldn't x be 1/2 of the difference between 127 and 20 added onto 127? same for y being 1/2 of the difference between 84 and 30 added onto 84?

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I fixed it lol

left iron
placid fiber
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Oh boy

coarse dagger
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why not have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with hot sauce and butter?

placid fiber
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vector math lol

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That's a pain in the ass

left iron
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Its fine, we're past that now and im now in the more pleasant world of complex numbers

hushed knoll
placid fiber
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NO! ADD MORE!

hushed knoll
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METH WAS MY WORST SUBJECT

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METH

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MATH

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Sorry caps

placid fiber
left iron
violet hornet
placid fiber
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Stan is bad at Meth, confirmed

hushed knoll
violet hornet
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meth meth math, the duck duck goose of the adult world

placid fiber
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Tru

violet hornet
placid fiber
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I think that's something we don't want Stan practicing

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The explosions would be epic, tho

coarse dagger
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start off with introductory meth (cocaine)

placid fiber
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So that's A, what's C?

lusty turtle
placid fiber
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I'm with Skele on this

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Not enough caps is the real issue

coarse dagger
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not enough hats

coarse dagger
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HELL YEAH HOMIE

placid fiber
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My poor kitty

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I got her laying on my legs, but, I have restless legs lol

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I shook her senseless

coarse dagger
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My cat just supervised my air frying activities

placid fiber
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What is your cat's rating, for your cooking?

coarse dagger
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Orange and white /10

placid fiber
placid fiber
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Hungry kitty

coarse dagger
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messy old man

placid fiber
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My cat sometimes sloshes water into her food

coarse dagger
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He slurps up his mushed pate then seeks me out to burp at me

placid fiber
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Hah

coarse dagger
#

It's only fair. He gets farted on a lot on accident so

placid fiber
#

aw man

coarse dagger
#

IBS parent moment

placid fiber
#

My kitty found the cheez its

coarse dagger
#

that's a cheez it

#

omg looks so amazed

placid fiber
#

that kitty looks like "why tf are you bothering me, right now?"

coarse dagger
#

yeah that was his grumpy face when I was brushing his belly

#

He slurps when he's mad when I gotta clip his claws or get to hard to reach places for brushing so he doesn't get mats 😭

placid fiber
#

My kitty doesn't seem to mind belly rubs >.>

#

idk about a brush on her belly, tho

coarse dagger
#

He don't like his belly touched but I gotta keep him mat free. Sorry, son

#

spicy about not having mats

placid fiber
#

Heh

#

That is one unhappy kitty

coarse dagger
#

He's happy the rest of the time dw

placid fiber
#

I bet

#

My kitty just purrs when you lay next to her

coarse dagger
#

He's watching me draw in his bed now purring loud

placid fiber
#

Aw that's so sweet

#

She likes to lick your nose, tho, so... well... kitty breath lol

#

smells like cat food xD

coarse dagger
#

I use a dental gel for mine that you just put on their mouth for them to lick up. Mitigates the smell a bit

placid fiber
#

Might have to try something like that, she isn't keen on trying anything new tho lol

#

I let her sniff my food and she just looks at it like "ew"

#

Yet she likes biting on phones and glasses

#

and the metal frame of our fans...

#

Behold: the first victim of the day

#

rip squirrel

coarse dagger
#

RIP in peace

#

Mine just bats at his jingly balls

placid fiber
#

Mine likes chasing around the little tuffs of fur with a tail

#

These things

coarse dagger
#

I gotta get mine more balls since he likes to roll them around, might see if I can get something that dangles too to see if he'd like batting at that

placid fiber
#

We have balls that dangle from our scratch posts and she just sits and bats them around a bit

#

It's so silly when I pick her up and hold her like a baby and she is purring

#

She doesn't mind that much

coarse dagger
#

Mine doesn't like being picked up but I could pet him for ages

#

He loves chin scratch

placid fiber
#

She isn't keen on being held long

#

Cats love chin scratches hehe

#

@hushed knoll Next thing you gotta try, for food: Bacon and Mac n Cheese

#

Maybe stan it up with some ranch or mayo

coarse dagger
#

especially mayo

placid fiber
#

Hell maybe really stan it up and add maple syrup

#

Maybe even Jelly

#

or peanut butter

coarse dagger
#

Did some math. There's about 619+ mentions of "mayo" in the entire server. The zealot chat alone has 353 (and counting). That's over 57% of the total mayo mentions in the entire server in one channel alone. So cute

placid fiber
#

Hah

sharp oyster
#

What's the difference between Kantrael and Agripinaa shotguns

placid fiber
#

Kantrael has more damage per shot, a wider spread, and dragon fire rounds for the special ammo

#

agripinaa has a tighter spread, less damage, and the slugs for the special ammo

sharp oyster
#

So Kantrael is more useful generally?

placid fiber
#

I wouldn't say that, but, it's generally prefered

#

The agripinaa can snipe enemies tho

#

with the slug

sharp oyster
#

Sniper or short range huh

#

What about blessings, Full Bore and what else works

placid fiber
#

full bore for the slug

#

on agripinaa

#

for the kantrael no respite and I think fire frenzy

#

I think it's no respite and full bore for the agripinaa

#

full bore procs from the slug

sharp oyster
#

Are the bleed stacks from Flechette useful

placid fiber
#

It's a niche way you can use it

#

it's not generally advised for the "meta" blessings

sharp oyster
#

Hmmmmm

placid fiber
#

I don't know if this is still the case but I think it requires another blessing to have the bleed affect other enemies

left iron
#

Just need flechette + scattershot

#

Its based on crit chance

placid fiber
#

Ah

#

I'm not very knowledgeable on the shotguns

#

I know some things tho

#

cause I listen to people talk about the meta all the time lol

sharp oyster
#

What is the purpose of a flamer and what's the best way to use it

#

blessings and perks as well

oak ermine
#

You want Blaze Away, and probably at least a Flak perk

sharp oyster
#

BA and what else

#

or anything wors

oak ermine
#

Role: universal short-medium range DPS/control option

oak ermine
#

IB is also probably viable

#

Overpressure would be good if it improved burn damage, but it doesn’t sadgery

sharp oyster
#

IB?

oak ermine
#

Inspiring Barrage

sharp oyster
#

Hmm

oak ermine
#

It’s mostly for mitigation of any chip damage you might take while actively shooting

fading vale
#

flamer is best at deleting packs of elites

#

and quick horde clear with little ammo

oak ermine
#

Flamer is indeed good at disposing many packed elites

ripe quest
#

The weakness is Bulwark shields

#

kinda

fading vale
#

also it's range is 23m which is far

#

longer than you expect

#

idk who in their right mind thinks the helldivers patch was bad

#

my laser cannon was gloriously deleting bots

#

oh right its power sword users that think its bad

fading vale
#

though I will say heavy armor is still pretty pointless

fleet zealot
sharp oyster
#

Looks like a great Horde clearing weapon

ripe quest
#

It is

fleet zealot
#

but deleting an entire "horde" of crushers?

#

that's in high demands

violet hornet
#

People who were using breaker / railgun as a crutch who don't realize unsafe railgun, autocannon, or slugger exist

#

Imo it's likely the same demographic that hasn't figured out helldivers, and starship troopers which inspired it, are satire

hushed knoll
#

DIET XOKE DIET COKE

#

WOOOOII

fleet zealot
violet hornet
hushed knoll
#

Ja way Hawaii

#

Kasus

#

Kansas

#

Fuck

#

John

#

I can’t

#

Jawa

#

There we go

violet hornet
#

oh shit lmao

left iron
#

Stan

#

Please

sharp zodiac
#

Am I really about to reinstall ow2 for a cowboy beepop collab

#

Oh who am I kidding of course I am

fleet zealot
violet hornet
#

Been a hot minute since I had a true Stan-word-blender name

sharp zodiac
#

Or should I say crossover, eh who cares

solar gorge
#

the robots are trying to stop the men, women and children over 7 form working in the factories

#

😔

violet hornet
sharp zodiac
#

The children yearn for the blood mines

solar gorge
#

they're being deprived from their freedom of being crushed by an industrial press

#

these socialists have no limits

sharp zodiac
#

Bring back the good old days

#

Make em slaves to the factory

#

To the work

#

They earn the right to work

elfin steppe
#

gunner spam again

sharp zodiac
#

See this is why the economic system of tertiam never worked

#

Too many gubbers

#

Oh sweet baby Jesus

fleet zealot
fast ember
#

question: is thunderhammer the only viable option to burst a daemonhost?

#

wat about combat axe + momentum + charge

sharp zodiac
#

Seems so unless you want to go the chaxe way but it won't OS or do as much but still a nice alt

fast scroll
sharp oyster
sharp oyster
#

Why did I respond to that message anyway

fleet zealot
#

and the perk is good

#

upgradable

sharp oyster
#

But how are knifes meant to use usually

fast ember
fleet zealot
#

always aim for weakspot, abuse the 55% crit chance you get from talents

fleet zealot
#

and i might tkae some flak from the "knife mains" here but chastise> stealth

sharp oyster
#

Idk I'm just starting to develop from what I could call Basic Zealot itself

fast scroll
sharp zodiac
#

Pretty nice but I dont think it needs thunderous

fast ember
sharp zodiac
#

Ah

fast ember
#

DAMN YOU SIRE

#

STOP GIVING ME KNIVES!!!!

sharp oyster
#

And what people use on curio sub stats for Zealot

#

Usually

#

besides resistances

fast scroll
fast ember
oak ermine
#

Toughness is good. Corruption resistance is decent. Gunner resist is good. Anything stamina-management (regen, sprint) related is… probably a little redundant

sharp oyster
oak ermine
#

HP is also OK

sharp oyster
#

Idk what to use though

oak ermine
#

Combat ability regen mostly doesn’t do anything unless you want to cut down as much downtime from Chorus as possible (Invocation of Death is still a better option)

sharp oyster
#

I'll reserve curios for that

fast ember
#

petition to ask devs to provide SLOW resistances from bombers

stone fern
#

give us pox burster resistance

fast ember
#

dmg from bobmers is one thing but the slow is unfair at times

fast ember
#

who thought its a good idea to add slow once the bomb explodes

oak ermine
#

There is a string text for Poxburster resist values, but it’s unused KEKW_ogryn

stone fern
#

the same guy who made hab dreyko

#

hes our enemy

fast ember
#

made me use charge jsut to get out from the center of it

stone fern
#

why do we have shit like curio instead of weapon on curios

#

can i have the complete opposite of this

#

like chance to not get a curio

oak ermine
#

Because somebody might want to do that to improve their odds at getting something else

stone fern
#

who

oak ermine
#

IDK

stone fern
#

SHOW ME THAT PERSON

#

ILL FIGHT THEM

oak ermine
#

I’m sure there are people that find it handy

stone fern
#

Ill fight all of them

fast ember
stone fern
#

ah gee i really want a 19% health curio with t2 sniper resist thanks emperor

oak ermine
#

Poxburster resist is not going to happen, I fear

#

It would be “mandatory”

#

And the devs typically have bad history with “mandatory” attributes

stone fern
#

psyker is legit unplayable without +3 stamina

oak ermine
#

It used to be resist against poison globadiers in Vermintide, for instance, because they dealt obscene damage

stone fern
#

like you actually cant keep up with the team

oak ermine
#

2 stamina bars doesn’t do it for me

fast ember
#

cant outrun?

stone fern
#

+3 wont let you out run anything

#

it helps a bit but the main reason i run it is so i dont stay an entire level behind my team

fast ember
stone fern
#

tell me about it

indigo quartz
stone fern
#

now zealot with +3 stamina is just stupid

#

i can run across the entire map KEKW_ogryn

fast ember
indigo quartz
#

yeah its mandatory in the same way poison was

#

dunno how its gone on as long as it has

oak ermine
stone fern
#

just like 4 months ago with flamers

oak ermine
#

It's fine, one can live without Gunner resist, at least on Psyker and Vet

stone fern
#

remember when one flamer could nuke an entire team in 2 ticks?

fast ember
#

of all the elites i hate dealing with, is just the bullshit, olympic accuracy, spamming, CC'ing BOMBER

oak ermine
#

And even in the ancient times of Vermintide 1 you could get away not using the poison glob resist trinket

stone fern
#

worst part about gunners for me is the range

#

like bro i have a braced gun just like you

oak ermine
#

You just suffered extremely hard when you had to push through a cloud whatthefuck_heresy

stone fern
#

how are you sniping me with it

oak ermine
fast ember
#

nurgle bullets

stone fern
#

my fault for walking on all those snail trails

fast ember
#

have they imporved/balanced trappers yet?

stone fern
#

yeah theyre not as bad

fast ember
#

i still get jumped on when turn to a corner

fast scroll
fast ember
#

or when a squad of crushers appear

stone fern
#

yeah usually one trapper isnt a problem but when two spawn together its rough

#

my previous game i had a team of flamer/trapper appear 4 times

#

luckly no one got caught but seriously

fast ember
fast scroll
fast ember
#

mid swing, net still get prioritised

#

@sharp zodiac by Khornethrone, Melk you're tearing my tokens appart

#

@stone fern

sharp zodiac
#

Didn't know you had slaughterer

stone fern
#

i got better curios from brunts

fast ember
fast ember
stone fern
stone fern
#

wounds are stupidly easy to get

#

because the rating of the wound doesnt matter you're more likely to get t4s in wounds

fast ember
lusty turtle
#

@royal vortex i am running MF bolter

#

wish me barrels

sharp zodiac
#

Alrighty

fast ember
#

ah sry "Thrust"

sharp zodiac
#

I knew what ya meant

fast ember
#

RIP 6k coins

#

now to dry my dockets

sharp zodiac
#

Ah, perfect for when I get home

drowsy steppe
#

Oh shit new DT cosmetics?

frank night
#

Oh no

#

@royal vortex purchases not permitted

sharp zodiac
#

And ogryn, idk how to describe it

drowsy steppe
ember yew
sharp zodiac
#

The bdsm mask returns

#

I could've called the vet Walmart Sargent Johnson tbh

frank night
#

Frnh

drowsy steppe
#

Wth the Psyker wins this rotation

sharp zodiac
#

That ironically isn't a good thing because the mesh on the goggles are complete ass I've heard

drowsy steppe
#

Lmao

#

Man I hate the bdsm gear. It's in character for zealots but still

sharp zodiac
#

Just some edgy bs to me

#

Usually it's ugly dirt clothing with ugly bandages

frank night
#

Be kind to the gimps

sharp zodiac
#

No sleeves

frank night
#

And also that bat

drowsy steppe
#

The bandages are cool

#

But fuck me I guess that I gotta put on the gimp mask

sharp zodiac
#

I'd like if they were in a better spot at least

#

Because their placements just feel like sore thumbs

north sedge
#

the bdsm gear is at least honest and healthy sexual exploration, unlike the candle freaks that are probably predators of some sort

sharp zodiac
#

The candle guys probably stalk people at Applebee's on Fridays

drowsy steppe
#

I don't like either types

north sedge
#

i wear hobo gear mostly

#

the candle stuff is just so ugly

drowsy steppe
#

Need more helmet gears and practical zealot clothing.

#

Or more sister of battle related stuff imo

sharp zodiac
#

Do they ever account for what happens when the candles finally melt, must be a nightmare to clean out

drowsy steppe
#

Want to sleep but can't sleep husk

fast scroll
stone fern
red pollen
#

I’m a simple man. Hadron says you will crit. I will crit.

fast scroll
red pollen
#

I’m away the crit damage does nothing but I’m keeping it for the flavor

red pollen
#

New Zealot set be like

drowsy jackal
#

MF doom

stone fern
#

still no good trinkets 😢

gray ice
#

Oi

#

All caps when you spell the mans name

drowsy jackal
#

sorry

#

MF DOOM

stone fern
#

why isnt this embeding

rough galleon
#

why is the zealot in the van darkholme stance

stone fern
#

nvm i could have carried this if i had a hammer 😭

gray ice
#

There's actually a red mask that looks close to the DOOM mask too

stone fern
#

I believe thats Dr. Doom

gray ice
#

That's Viktor Vaughn doing his daily grocery shopping

stone fern
#

i'm pretty sure he just buys motor oil and wd40

gray ice
#

Gotta keep the gears greased

coarse dagger
#

felt spicy today

lapis adder
#

zealot bros

#

im new to darktide and almost 30

#

should i go combat knife or hammer?

gray ice
#

Hammer

coarse dagger
#

hammer

rough galleon
#

hammer

lapis adder
#

alrighty ill try the hammer out, its good for monstrosities?

red pollen
#

Tiniest pp or giantest pp

lapis adder
#

plague ogryn kicks my ass in 1v1

gray ice
#

It's good vs about everything now

north sedge
#

Best boss dmg

coarse dagger
red pollen
lapis adder
gray ice
#

It's not a horde blender like hsword or anything, but crowd clearing is pretty good and you can forehead tap just about everything

lapis adder
#

the uhm revolver is busted

gray ice
#

I usually run with momentum and chastise

lapis adder
#

ive been using that for specials and armored dudes i cba to melee

gray ice
#

Yea revolver is still strong

#

I like kant/lawby with hammer a lot personally

red pollen
#

Love this set from every angle … if we can’t have breasts at least can have donk

coarse dagger
#

who needs breasts when you have might, armor, and swag

red pollen
#

Itty bittt are aok imo

lapis adder
#

me personally

coarse dagger
#

the real breasts are the swaths of enemies you've killed and the allies you've saved

lapis adder
#

i like itty bitties

sharp oyster
#

You don't need breasts

#

Only big guns

coarse dagger
#

tbh I like the lack of dimorphism with armor and clothing in this game for the feminine body type

#

so slay

sharp oyster
#

Immortal Imperium or Light of the Imperium

gray ice
#

I don't care about body much, just wish half the faces didn't look like they were beat half to death with a crack pipe

drowsy steppe
#

Vin

#

I can't sleep

coarse dagger
#

I like the roughed up faces :(

sharp oyster
#

Idk I wish you could mix certain cosmetics such helmets and goggles or some augmentations

gray ice
#

There's roughed up and theres force fed to a belt sander

coarse dagger
#

🤤

#

hey, I didn't mean that

gray ice
coarse dagger
#

me @ myself every night

drowsy steppe
gray ice
#

Go listen to some lo-fi and put brain to rest

coarse dagger
#

There's no way my zealot will look smooth and pretty anyway due to all of the Predicaments

#

I SUFFER SO MY COMPANIONS MAY MOVE ON...

gray ice
#

I recommend dodge

zealous basin
#

i dont

coarse dagger
#

There's no dodging in the middle of a crusher party

gray ice
#

That's exactly when you practice the right to remain dodging

#

And probably cry a tad

coarse dagger
#

There was no crying, but there was frothing spittle and rage

gray ice
#

I played a game a couple nights ago with a double bonbon spawn man

coarse dagger
#

a double what

gray ice
#

Beast of nurgle

zealous basin
#

beast of deez

gray ice
#

Shame Steve jobs died of ligma

coarse dagger
#

slugy

gray ice
#

Bonbon

sharp zodiac
#

I think I just passed an "injured? Good" billboard

#

Is this the American medicare at its finest?

coarse dagger
#

Yeah probably, they want that $

south folio
#

maybe a lawyer advertisement billboard?

lusty turtle
lusty turtle
polar nexus
lusty turtle
#

win-deez nuts

fair flax
coarse dagger
#

Boob cupping armor is generally less safe than regular armor anyway. Less structural integrity

sharp zodiac
coarse dagger
#

It's so dorky I love it

median steeple
#

also gives me Mr. Freeze vibes

sharp zodiac
#

Mr freeze if he didn't give a shit about his dying wife and said fuck it

sharp zodiac
#

And didn't be reduced to a head in the future

#

For some odd reason

winged whale
#

I don't and probably won't use the MK XV, but what do you guys think of the stats and consecration rolls?

sharp oyster
#

Question too

#

which modifier is more reliable

winged whale
#

What's the difference between 'Sawing' and 'Ripping' damage?

stable cypress
#

rip is the final hit on special, sawing is the hits before that

winged whale
#

Ah

inner cargo
#

Sawing are hits between

inner cargo
#

Because teammates are always "busy" with something else

sharp oyster
#

Explain to me

spare talon
# sharp oyster Explain to me

people tend to say the damage buff one is better, because it helps clean up whatever is going on that made you cast it in the first place, but also makes up for the fact that youre not doing any damage yourself when casting it

#

the defense one is just not really needed what with how effective the regen when casting is, and how impactful +100 toughness is

sharp oyster
#

Hmmm

spare talon
#

but bear in mind, the most important part of the ult is still the base function, you dont have to take one of those nodes

#

i personally didnt when i ran relic cuz there were too many other nodes i wanted

winged whale
#

Is there a resource somewhere that lists the different movement speeds with different weapons? I presume I'm moving slower with my evis out than I do with my revolver, regardless of their respective mobility stats, but I have no easy way to test that atm.

winged whale
#

And your speed with these weapons is effected by only that, with 0 hidden stats or modifiers involved?

spare talon
#

as far as im aware
if there is anything else influencing it, its too small to care about

fast scroll
spare talon
#

exhil would know about that if there is something like that cuz he skims through the code

#

like the fact that momentum stacks also give minor dodge buffs, but you wouldnt notice unless someone told you

spare talon
winged whale
#

Mm, good idea.

spare talon
#

it should be very noticable because max sprint speed for evis is less than half the bonus of revolver

winged whale
#

What I'm trying to do right now is determine if I can get similar overall speed by removing my 'rev it up' off my evis, which I enjoy even if it's not actually optimal, and switching to my revolver for those times when I need faster movement speed.

#

I suspect I can't achieve a similar move speed, that being said.

spare talon
#

there are nodes in the talent tree that are speed related

winged whale
#

Yup, and I have'm. Or most of them anyway.

spare talon
#

if youre wanting to just be silly and be fast, knife is the best way to do that

winged whale
#

I've just had occasions where it at least seemed that I was gaining a lot of benefit from that 20 percent speed boost on my evis, and I'm pretty reluctant to ditch it.

#

Eh, I hate the knife, and knife tech. Hated it since VT1.

#

Plus having to click a thousand times a second makes my right hand hurt after a day of gaming.

maiden path
#

guys

#

iron maiden is badass

#

ill never forget this fucked up m16 though

#

do u guys remember when master roshi blew up the moon

#

so goku couldnt become an ape

fleet zealot
#

the digimon soundtrack in the dub is completely insane

#

it has all star on it

#

and this ska-ish song

maiden path
#

but it dont got metallica

solar gorge