#zealot-class
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I'm convinced all zealots are a bit crazy
the fact that there's no input queueing going on under the hood messes with me so much
Crazy.. for the emprah
what you don't like inputs being eaten constantly
yes
Inputs a euphemism
Is eating Indiana a euuojeisk
Delicious
Arguably
I love randomly L1ing into a pack of ragers after failing to swap to a shredder
fighting games have input queing
why god
I love blasting 2 shots into nothing after I try to swap to melee
Wieso
Wieso
Queso
Im gonna cry
vt2 had input queueing as well
This is the 3rd time hes renamed me in 24 hours
Wieso
also, unrelated
When did I rename you
That means why in German lol
Oh
add grumgar the breaker
I forgot
but can you even make the help, yes or no callouts without mods or whatever
Wieso Queso
I think I might pick v2 up next week
because the callout menu only has location pings, cheer, need ammo, need health, thanks
Do you ever pretend to conduct an orchestra inside your shoes with your toes
I feel like we’ve talked about this before
no and no
I thought I was the only one
Wait are you serious
Sometimes I breathe to the beat of songs too
stan
How do you grind to boston
Ayo
Bruh
Stan bot encountered an error
Skelly getting fucking killed

what the hell
This is so fucked up
Your gonna hit the Character limit
This but chattering instead
when did i get this
with the 10% melee damage node in the vet tree
A new slur every day
I think when Stan does stuff right, that's the error
T2 BM wtf
Truly a Josho weapon
?
are you fucking high
Not Austrian
Bro what
FUCK I HATE FORTNITE
the last time i rolled a taxe on vet my highest tier of bm was 2
Of course not I am a responsible mother
now i have all the taxe blessings at t4 apparently
STOP
is that a fucking Hitler reference?
Dodge
Home
Dodge
Doubh
Home
Dough
Doubh
Home
Dodge home
Doubh
beautiful

Stan on a rampage


why does this all exist
Fortnite
Fortnite moment
cause fortnite is Ready Player One but real

Why are you doing this


wow stan that's toxic
Damn stan
I’m not a toxic person
Youre not in need
Anngak is mean to me
These pain meds I'm on + legal Cannabis (Canada, yay)=super drowsy all the time 😦
Stan your murdering everyone and telling ice they arent in need
Is it smart to smock weed when you’re on pain meds
smocking weed helps with pain
Meh, pharmacist said it's fine, I'll just get sleepy
Stop
Stop what
These fucking annoying Fortnite kids who waste their holidays
lol
waste their holidays

what
What does that mean
I stopped the bag yet you continue to antagonize me p
I stopped the bag?
The bag Boise
That sounds bad
MOMMY V BUCKS
Stan you need a nap or something
But Anngak legit hated me
I've seen better dance moves in grade school
Smock
smock
Wow
Ivey
the mermaid scene
I experience a mermaid scene every day
hragh
Ew I hate him

because ur on all kinds of ungodly drugs
we know
i wish you were
Me too lol
I just love experiencing life like zesting a lemon into your lips
stan u frechdachs
It makes you want to get up and move

Huh
This looks like anime drake
Like an apple
Tf
The way I see it, life is basically a realistic version of hell. Just enough little good bits sprinked inbetween the soul-crushing horrible to keep you going but not enough to make life awesome.
i wish stan was on medication
Whole lemons delicious
Idk
a strange world we live in
next u gonna tell me she eats water melons without peeling them
Do you peel watermelon
watermeloj
Not orange either
kiwi?
Yea but everyone eats kiwi skin
wat?
who is this everyone
I don't...
Just wash/rinse the outside first
No
Should be doing it with all your fruits and veggies
what
Rinse first
the lemon is 100% edible but should not be eaten like an apple
Kiwi skin is 100% edible
oh hell nah
watermelon is also 100% edible
Oh, it's Zealot. That's why. Zealot's like a Redditor with that everyone phrase. What they mean is that's just what they think and they know a few others who think the same way.
hi ell
Slurs u
yall ever take an onion and just bite into it like an apple
😉
bro everyday (joking)
Anyways kiwi skin has fiber and nutrients so its good to eat
when did Tanner take over your account
It would be like peeling an apple before eating it
you ever eat an avocado like an apple
Pit and all
No i eat it like a mango
🤯
u ever ate a coconut like an apple
Eating an apple is an experience for me
lol
An experience?
I ate a coconut crab like an apple
Yeah
Stan out here grinding his fruit eating level
i gotta do that because my dumbass allergies thinks apple skin is poison
The juice gets everywhere
he has to get the bib out
You ever eat a grapefruit like an apple, rind and all?
Okay thats one thing
dont do the crab
And he gets all hyper
Im allergic to cabbage
You need to microwave ice cream
stop
And its relatives like brussel sprouts
what a lame thing to be allergic to
But i can eat a small amount of raw cabbage fine
You poor soul. Cabbage is amazing in salads. Same with baby spinach
But cooked cabbage makes me sick
lol
THE FUCK
Yea my limit is a side salad with a bit of raw cabbage
But cooked cabbage, brussel sprouts
Nope
If you look up food.delicious68 crab this Chinese guy goes on the beach with a glass bowl of sauce, dips live crabs into it, and eats them
My family has that european mixed descent too so corned beef and cabbage was super popular growing up
Ewww. I can't stand brussel sprouts. Only way I can get them down is if they're freshily cooked and piping hot.
Otherwise, I gag
i cant have a lot of fruits because my mouth gets really puffy and itchy and my throat closes up, which sucks ass becuase I love fruit
That sounds like
An allergy
Or like, acidic sensitivity?
A serious allergy at that
almost definitely is, just cant be asked to check it out
My step dad is deathly allergic to strawberries
That's a shitty thing to be allergic too. RIP
At least it doesn’t suck fruit ass
to*
He cant even have naturally flavored strawberry syrup
stan what
Huh

pictured: fruit ass
stan would
So, I finished my modded Skyrim install. 150gb. It has seasons in it, lol. Almost looks current gen. Almost.
damn im now in the google images fruit ass rabbit hole
It really hurt me as a kid
theres a lot of these
When ice king was made into a sympathetic character
And thats how stan is
adventure time be sad af at times
nature is beautiful
in the beninging
Not with the taxe tho
Mister jliug
i am not buying more crushers
Can you buy more taxes
Can you buy my taxes?
no
I'll give you a good price

i feel like ive died to a crusher or boss dying to my teammates before it could bodyblock a sniper shot more times than normal
should i take this to be a threat against me

probably
Yeah taxe crits are very nice
europeans
The tax man cometh
enduring faith
so sad
u take duellist anyways its a finesse weapon
All or nothing i need to play with on taxe 4
- u need to dodge to extend all or nothing and desperation
All or nothing shred maybe
oh i just noticed the all or nothing
I also probably need to stop trying to get taxe 4 to work on psyker but you know
dont give up sibling
give up
Arco
Why do you hate me
Psyker does at least have some crit finesse stuff
I just need to figure out what to take with it as well cause purge feels wrong
Cause im not specced into it very well
and i'm playing zealot now
im just out of reach of a deterministic dreg rager 2 shot
the bm is an identical swing to the heavy so yea
Nice
Too bad you probs still cant melee fight rager packs
Maybe chastise will let you get away with it
Tbh my main issues with taxe is the hitboxes being a little wonky
Could probably argue for a numbers bump
I'm adamant that Taxe will be perfectly fine as-is if BM ceased to be a blessing that plagues weapon balance.
If you wanted to make Taxe a good contender for a Caxe it'd probs be a finesse bump along with QoL stuff. Unfortunately you're competing for BPs due to BM.
It would only lead to power creep and general sadness.
Yeah bm is really cancer
I mostly want a little more hs prio on stuff like taxe h2 and PA to be a little more reliable after a push
uhh
You know what we need? A blessing for the Flamer that adds 1 stack of Bleed on non-weakpoint hits. Kind of like the one the Knife has.
salvageable?
They could just make the chance to explode elite on kill blessing not ass
You know you want it, lol
We need to replace flamer with a conflagration cannon
Trust me, I'm a fairy
i was told never to trust fairies
Tooth fairy
Cursed to Recon pugs for all eternity
Flamer does not need bleed, no
demonstration of why not to trust fairies
And would make no sense
It's not about need though, it's about want. 🙂
😎
Just explain it by saying it's Dark Age technology. Works every time. 🙂
Phospherex weapons UwU

But seriously, I think that might just be the most overpowered thing you could do to the flamer lol.
Flamer needs to be brighter
Add the Men Of Iron as an enemy type
"Upgraded" Skitarii UwU
Each map has a 0.0001% chance of spawning one. He is a boss with 900000000000000000000 HP and insta kills you if you get hit, to keep to somewhat true to lore.
Don't worry they're the Ironwing so they're Imperial c:
No
You know what I feel is a bit of a wasted opportunity for the pay shop and FS?
Cosmetic weapon attachments
Keep the price low. Like $1 a pop, offer complete kits as bundles and keep plopping out attachments that support any cosmetics you've purchased or earned.
D:
no you will wait every month for 4 new outfit options that aren't weight painted properly and clip and you will like it
I need more games to play wtf
enter the gungeon
100% all of half life, from black mesa to EP2
p rank all of ultrakill
things i've done everyone should
Starsector c:
We knew that once you started talking about warframe
I'm taking a break with Warframe
Warframe player...all hope lost
1 day break
I frequently have an issue with needing more games to play
Guess I can play some GG
It never showed up in my library for some reason
do drugs
After I changed up some shit
God I love speedrunning the twins
Play bg3 geez
I do need to play bg3
I own it
dragon bogma 2 soon, more important
My fatherrrr
I hate turn-based top down games, mostly...but bg3 is simply so good it doesn't matter.
Played the first one
couldn't overcome my hatred for turn based top down games
When The Vermintide community and the Helldivers Community unite.
I hate luck based games, it was so good I ignored it too
Also, technically. You can turn off the turns and make it all action-y. But the game gets obnoxiously hard if you do that
Plus you can fuck a bear
Though I did play a Halfling with like +26 proficiency
another reason not to play
Coward
Can we all agree that cold pasta is poggiewoggies
My friend picked that route, but explicitly told me not to watch him do it so I can experience it without spoil
Stan cold pasta is not pog
It is
cold pasta is a depression meal
There is a Lawful Evil dark elf mommy who will bang you if you murder the innocence.
I did not romance halsin, but funny that it exists
the kind of food you eat while crying
Cold pasta and warm ice cream, the stan story
Cold pasta fucking slaps
the shame i would feel from eating would be like a slap in the face yea
u got that part right
Cold pasta is like,i woke up middle of the night starving and can't be fucked to reheat but still regret not reheating the leftovers
Stan even i am not sad enough to eat cold pasta
depression meal 🙂
Its not even hard to warm up
non-humans
I'm not sure if cold pasta is worse than some guy I saw eat rice with ketchup
Lambda wants the bear instead
That's a homeless person meal
College student so not wrong
please do not bring up condiments around stan
:p
Its too late
Condiments make Stan a cognito hazard
we are going to have yet another "honey mustard is not mustard because apples and pears" conversation
Is that the legend
Its mustard because its in the name. Why would the dictionary lie to me?
Stan thinks honey mustard is not mustard because he doesn't like mustard
I believe this
doesnt he put honey mustard on pizza
Yes
Wait what
🤢
whats wrong with mustard stan
Probably cold pizza
What in the god damn
This is how we learned about the mustard paradox
mustard paradox lmfao
But I would take a Lacerate shotgun instead of a lacerate flamer
Flechette
Something only stan can create
Reminds me of hacked BL3 weapons
Now those ruined people's fun and would crash consoles
when uncanny flamer
I remember bl2 black rarity weapon hacks
Stan it's moldy
mmmm
I don't think a shattering impact flamer would be the best thing ever, you'd hit cap on brittleness stacks insanely fast and lose out big time since it does loads of tiny amounts of damage, not fat numbers which is where brittleness gets good.
🤔
it doesn't matter whether you deal damage in small but fast increments or big but slow increments
well, rather, it does matter if the attack is the one stacking it, in which case it's better to deeal damage in smaller and faster increments
give flamer old pinning fire.
...Skullcrusher flamer
+150% power flamer OwO
now that's the good shit
Weak
Why flamer so weak
flamer clearly needs a buff
flamer doesnt actually bother me that much but it probably does its job a little too well
took 4 seconds to kill a single scab gunner
smh
it does bother me as it's an infinite cleave weapon
and consequently it has the potential to scale up to stupid amounts
melee clumps are just annihilated
it really should be reworked for its cleave to be made finite and whatnot
FS really just tossed cleave around in this game
if they wanted to even keep infinite cleave but you can only apply burn to X enemies id be more ok with that
I get plasma having inf cleave (that needs to be looked at) but does the flamer really need it
prob a simple way of implementing a flamethrower weapon but boy it does needs some shackles
yeah
people dont like flamer though so it's fine
infinite cleave probably shouldnt exist
just in general
or essentially infinite cleave
@south folio i cant even make good use of all or nothing on psyker cause the stam regens to fast
its so over
so sad
mayhaps taxe 4 psyker just wasnt meant to be
fatshark HATES psykers
the only benefit i can get is a lot of crits and finesse which is really good still
hmm
maybe i need to test more with stacks of stuff up
rather than raw testing blessigns
DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD DD
im running DD you goof
good
i like only run DD do you really think i wouldnt run DD on taxe of all things
josho is this like your new favorite gif
you ran WC one time which deeply traumatized me
other than THE DEFILER
remember to run DD or you will be put into the jar
this man is too short to jar people
i am not going in your jar
jar
man bat
why is his face so expressive
it's uncanny
thats how he is in real life
ultrawide is so fucking ugly 😭
I dont get how people play on UW
did you get stanned?
everyone got stanned
he cannot be stopped
skelly got stanned like 6 times
he
he's on a god damn killing spree
do you
Play SCP with ultrawide so Peanut can't molest me 😎
i survived
same
stan might not realize im still yoshi and therefore doesnt say my name
but he keeps disagreeing with animals dancing
they dont
they just use it to take screenshots
nah mfs use UW as an advantage on some games

UW helldivers to ensure I can see how fucked I truly am
Yeah I lied I'm back on that wolf mommy grind
Literally me
no i stole something stan said
On all levels including phsyical I am a ferret
ah ok was gonna say it's definitely a stanism lmao
the world needs more frog statues
desperately
like the sculptor from sekiro carving hundreds of buddha
fuck them frogs
T PAIN STATUE
ok wrong rapper
cheif keef statue
i wish I could make my discord profile play music like myspace
(no video, music only)
Lyrics:
Throw your dollar bills and leave your thrills all here with me
And speak but don't pretend I won't defend you anymore you see
It aches in every bone, I'll die alone, but not for you
My eyes don't need to see that ugly thing, I know it's me you fear
If you want me hold me back
Frail, the skin is dry and pale, the...
i'd make it play seether
when everyone starts listening to seether, offpsring, disturbed, 7 days grace
and acts like they didnt think it was lame
in like 5 years
u guys can look to me
i was doing this shit before it was cool
seethers fucking badass
Never heard of 7 days grace
how
u have to be like 11
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If you mean three day grace
FUCK
There you go
IVE FAILED
all i remember of 3 days grace is having the music video for animal i have bvecome being saved on my dvr
beb always posts real
did anyone listen to hollywood undead
all i remember is those guys having like 0 dollars
hollywood undead is like 4 white dudes trying really hard to act cool
and i fuck with it.............
i genuinely thought u were talking about like the zombie movie genre specifically and i agreed
we fuck with rob zombie and his terrible movies
his movies are alright
not great
not bad!
house of corpses was pretty cool
rob zombies my first introduction to white guys with dreads
he pulls it off doe
it's always been so cool to me how wildly music differs from each other with all the genres and stuff
like everyone is into music cuz there's just a type of music for everyone
still wondering what a fucking dragula is
living dead girl FUCKS
Rock artists making a great song and then naming it "Death Skull Reaper Soul Coffin" 🙏
LYRICS
Toxic minds
Poisoned brain
Unconscious actions shatter my heart
Ruining others, justify your goals
Channel the power to obliterate those below
To get ahead
You'll leave yourself dead
To get what you desire
You'll sing the bastards choir
I sell what you need
Sowing poisoned toxic seed
Take a look and you will see
Poison runs globally
Wi...
vinegoober jobel
wrong gif
where my joey fans at
LYRICS
I am choking in a mist of smoke
Polluted emotions that you cannot revoke
I know how you really feel
But the way you act is not quite real
Out with it already
Sick and tired of this
Why are you so silent
When your mind is so violent
what goes on inside your head
I will never know
But judging from how you interact
Your mind is lost and fi...
It's okay, I don't remember all of their songs, but I do remember the albums
One-X, Transit of Venus, Human and the other one where they are smashing some tvs
Track by Totsumal, Marushow, MEEBEE a.k.a Kazuhiro Abo & surapurutame
i hate having to tell people u listent o videogasme music
cause i dont mean undertale music
*Life Starts Now
https://youtu.be/G9mf2krOryg?si=sbPjqEMKqwi_nbxv we listen to peak around here
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LIKE A DRAGON 8 ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK
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I DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC
i dont turst no one that listens to guilty gear music
too many boobies..
not enough cocka jokes...
you should see granblue
GG does have some good music though
it's just gonna be dudes dressed like pillarmen
I don't play fighting games
exactlee
tekkens the only game i can really think of with more buff dudes then big booby women
well too bad
I still listen to these unironically
you will play as reina conveniently appearing into tekken 8
seether actually slaps lol
reina will never have a cool bear friend
thank you melk very cool
i only see them either arguing or talking about meta weapons
yeah thats way more cringe than whatever we do
from what is that?
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thank u
whoever keeps ferret reacting my posts
keep doing it
ty ❤️
Don't forget the age old debate of "is a psyker with a gun still a psyker"
,,great I dont have to go to work tomorrow" 
I thought it was Elden Ping
Oh hey a guy I played against messaged me
Oh that's a death threat
this warframe stuff goes far
to far even
no its not look at this
This was chivalry 2
dont ever post this shitass game ever again
Most people who message me about Warframe stuff want to buy stuff off me
oh yeah chivalry 2 players can be quite toxic lol
goated movie
the virgin chivalry 2 players vs the incel mordhau players vs the chad for honor gamers
This generation these days can't handle being stoned to death 🙄
wrong
idk i didnt play chiv 2
chiv 1 was fun
mordhau should be fun but actually its just hot ass
Chivalry 2 is fun
for honor is goated and sauced any disagreement is factually wrong
If you're not defending
For Honor was my overwatch
Very addicting
But I hated playing it
I'm gonna regret installing war thunder aren't I
Just play bg3 you weirdo
It's kinda fun but then I just mysteriously drop it a week or two later.
ITS STILL INSTALLING
turns out there was an update too
But once it's done I'm probably gonna be addicted to it
Dont play warthunder
Play uhh
Octopath traveler 2
Much healthier way of consuming your time
No it’s not
Yes

Rip Ichiban
I'm gonna slap you with cold pasta
gunker = badass, forget the staffs
I don't think I can
Fast food places don't put 8 fucking pounds of syrup in your sweet tea challenge
smh just get in
real shit
buy and upgrade for the meme
i did buy it anyway
agony
not a real bolter
doesn't use caseless high explosive armor penetration ammo
there are 6 blessings for tac axe and i still cant get what i want this is so sad
Sam Lake, you hack
I haven't yet gotten BA on a Flamer.
I've been passively farming for it for half a year.
F
i dont even need the blessing its just QOL headtaker over deci
oh nvm i calculated wrong deci does give me better BPs
L
Ill take it means i can keep my current taxe
Dont need to many deci stacks either which is nice
Dd/scriers should give me some leniency as well
That being said i dont dare try this in a public lobby
i like your funny words magic man :)
Also no need for this rudeness
Weak.
Run what you want in a public lobby. What're they gonna do? They literally cannot stop you unless you suck balls to begin with.
On paper it should be fine, ill have to see how often i can maintain crits
As this relies on crits a bit
whens gta 6 coming out
Oooh dude I have bad news for you
I think id probably do fine
GTA 6 is gonna be huge on the file size
Beb never escaping the harddrive size jokes
its like a layup
GTA 5 is 111 GB. That's over half your entire storage.
ive got da yo mama brain worm
Tryhard bug abusers with VoC chorus somehow always going down first anyways
Dude face checks a BoN in a choke point and goes down to some random melee units, ally gets BoN aggro so i try to side step to pick up chorus abuser
Eats a net through BoN
Aaaaaa i hate darktide
Darktide does have the players of all time
this is what happens to the tiders in the dark
she dark on my tide
sometimes wut happens in this game is just weird 😭
Gta6 should fit on my 2gb sd card i bought 15 years ago
I should be able to fit it on my Nikon camera
Literally why i have it, lol
I was practically on the damn ship
I wore my explosion proof spray
I'm too addicted to my cybernetic throwing arm
also how did I not realize autocannon destroys bug nests
I forget that alot too
it'll do it to fabs
you have to shoot the top part of the vent to make the round bounce in
lmao
and I always have autocannon
easy, team kills count
less easy than the other two it seems
I knew the barrel
Gives me flashbacks
Isnt it like a pipe section
I was just in a game with infinite ammo ogyrn and it was amazing
so much that just shouldn't have happened just happened in that clip 😭
trapper traps a teammate midair and pulls him back up the ledge
Teammate hits barrel
Barrel blows 2 of us off of the ledge, puts me into ledgegrab state for a 4 ft drop and it just autokills me
The one who got blown too far to ledgegrab didn't even take fall damage iirc
where my bloodborne fans at
reminds me of fallout 4 vertibirds

reminds me of the 500 games that have an aircraft inspired by the osprey
Ok guys but have you considered
I've accidentally done it with a Railgun but I was at an elevation and it ricocheted in.
yes actually
now that got me out of nowhere ngl
that rock looks way too much like a hunk of meat
exactly
more like fish
its her heat rock
with sand on it
did you just say fish isn't meat
cuz she wanted to put sand on it
uh no

probably not

most forms of fish are knows as light meat
except for like
tuna
cant think of any others
Breakdance
any fish that needs lots of oxygen to travel far or some shit
idk
i dont study fish meat
is stan really needed for discussion of meat?
you have brought your own doom
He's the most experienced with eating raw meat that happens to be red.
red doesnt really refer to the color
just darker meats
like salmon is white meat but its reddish
Pork is a red meat and Stan eats rare bacon.
I wish I were kidding.
💀

unsee juice
:(

i no no wanna :(
run!
guys my gecko turns 3 in like 3 months
what's your geckos name
is you feel like getting her anything she really likes when i have money
Echo Evangeline Salazar
👍
hi mal
Does her right hand come off?
LMAO



