zealot-class

[sharp zodiac]

By tickling your toes

[royal vortex]

stay away u freak

[sharp zodiac]

that wasn't a request

[hushed knoll]

https://voca.ro/1gpQGDAl3CIi

[royal vortex]

all those ppl who bought the welders mask with it facing up are in SHAMBLES

[coarse birch]

hes too far gone luna

[sharp zodiac]

Stan this is the second time you've linked this

[drifting wolf]

bioshock

[hushed knoll]

What

[delicate shadow]

lmao

[hushed knoll]

It's dofferont

Difierint

[sharp zodiac]

The vocaroo

[hushed knoll]

Different

[sharp zodiac]

Alright

[fair igloo]

it's a diff message probably

[fading vale]

it's impeccable French this time

[sharp zodiac]

Ok

[fair igloo]

This chat is like an emotional rollercoaster except i'm strapped to the tracks

[sharp zodiac]

It wasn't as bad as I had imagined

[hushed knoll]

Impeccable remidns me of peaches

[sharp zodiac]

Honestly

[coarse birch]

you clicked on a stan link

[sharp zodiac]

Can see that

[hushed knoll]

Cuz of the two c's

[coarse birch]

what

stan how many C's are in peach

[sharp zodiac]

Like I think I know what he's getting with that

[hushed knoll]

When I see the word politicians pop into my head

Peaches

[fading vale]

peaches - the two c's

[sharp zodiac]

But moreso with a corn flavored fruit

But that doesn't exist

Thankfully

[fair igloo]

i literally can't understand anything that's being said

[hushed knoll]

Corn cannot grow on other planets

[coarse birch]

do you know that

[fair igloo]

How do u know that? Are u corn?

[hushed knoll]

Yes

WAIT NO

[sharp zodiac]

You see when food cold out eat food the cold it not out oven hot so when hot in oven food you out hot food eat and of cold out food, whereby food hot is

[nimble fiber]

how is it like being corn?

[hushed knoll]

I am not corn

[royal vortex]

stan is constantly mid-stroke

[coarse birch]

bars

[delicate shadow]

corn can't grow on other planets because corn requires a flat plane to grow on

[hushed knoll]

[delicate shadow]

and other planets are round

[coarse birch]

so true

[sharp zodiac]

Oh yeah?

[royal vortex]

u fkin FREAK

[sharp zodiac]

Minecraft flat world

Checkmate liberals

[hushed knoll]

You're the one who said it

[delicate shadow]

shit tru

[hushed knoll]

STOP

[coarse birch]

lol

[nimble fiber]

WHAT

[delicate shadow]

....

[sharp zodiac]

What was that

[fading vale]

josho.....

[hushed knoll]

Yhou'e ogint to makem me comuit slip and slide

[nimble fiber]

I wish I didn't see that

[sharp zodiac]

Josho this is the second time

This has happened

[delicate shadow]

I checked the logs

I regret everything

[vocal pulsar]

Ban josho

[coarse birch]

josho knows what he can and cannot get away with

[hushed knoll]

MAKNAR

Missed u dude

[vocal pulsar]

Maknar

[hushed knoll]

Mankar

[royal vortex]

lmfao

[coarse birch]

maknar

[nimble fiber]

wild

[delicate shadow]

Maknar Caomran

[vocal pulsar]

Maknar also sounds like an elder scrolls npc

[sharp zodiac]

Maknar sounds like a yellow lantern

[hushed knoll]

Maknar gro-Bazul

[coarse birch]

skele you know what to do

[jagged geyser]

Maknarmaxxing

[royal vortex]

maknar sounds like the noise a goblin makes

[sharp zodiac]

Goblin gang

[vocal pulsar]

Sounds like a Pokemon

[sharp zodiac]

Sounds like a monkey

[hushed knoll]

Goblins are oddly hot

[sharp zodiac]

Pokemon

What

[nimble fiber]

huh

[coarse birch]

oh god not this again

[royal vortex]

stan

[nimble fiber]

how

[jagged geyser]

Let’s not skip this one

[fading vale]

no that's more like uh RAKANISHU

[coarse birch]

stans into werewolves and goblins

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck do you mean again

[nimble fiber]

pls elaborate stan

[vocal pulsar]

What in the god damn

[hushed knoll]

Bubbles are not werewolves

[jagged geyser]

Send the hot goblin pics

[hushed knoll]

Bugbears

[royal vortex]

go on stan

[delicate shadow]

insightful

[jagged geyser]

I want to see what you see

[fading vale]

so how about yesterdays patch

[royal vortex]

tell the class what your "ideal shifter mate" is

[sharp zodiac]

So uh

[hushed knoll]

Stop

[coarse birch]

we know stan

we saw the message

[jagged geyser]

Staniel

[delicate shadow]

probably someone that keeps me off opening shifts

[hushed knoll]

I would hare to be a shutuyg because myc loth would ruip

Shifter

[coarse birch]

oh yeah

[delicate shadow]

closing shifts I can at least tolerate, opening fuckin' sucks

[sharp zodiac]

Shape Shifter?

[hushed knoll]

Clothes would rp

[jagged geyser]

Dude

[hushed knoll]

Rip

[nimble fiber]

same honestly

[royal vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[jagged geyser]

What are you drinking

I need it

[coarse birch]

dont make josho post the image

[hushed knoll]

I'm lying on my side and my computer is couching my chin

Touching

[jagged geyser]

Show us the image

[royal vortex]

is the computer also on its side

[drifting wolf]

watching a rapid descent into madness

[hushed knoll]

So I need to spread my arms out like I have eagle wings

[nimble fiber]

uh yeah my computer does that too

[hushed knoll]

No I mean

I'm not typing on my computer

I'm watching something

[hushed knoll]

I

[hushed knoll]

I'm texting

[coarse birch]

there it is

[hushed knoll]

Over my computer

[hushed knoll]

Ok this is valid tho

[delicate shadow]

how does stan feel about american werewolf in london?

[coarse birch]

that is not valid

[royal vortex]

"slight limp from previous trauma"

[sharp zodiac]

A co what

[royal vortex]

stan likes em crippled

[coarse birch]

stan would you do the rhino thing for a british werewolf

[royal vortex]

NO

NO

[drifting wolf]

what

[royal vortex]

WHY

[sharp zodiac]

Cripple em till they

[hushed knoll]

What is the rhino thing

[sharp zodiac]

What

[royal vortex]

NOOOOOOO

NOT THAT

[nimble fiber]

josho has seen things

[potent shuttle]

does ranged and melee both count?

[coarse birch]

idk if i can post it actually

[royal vortex]

yes

[vocal pulsar]

yes

[coarse birch]

yes

[fading vale]

yes

[sharp zodiac]

No

But actually yes

[royal vortex]

i fkin forgot he said that

[coarse birch]

dude that was so funny

[potent shuttle]

😄

[royal vortex]

oh my god my life was so much better before you erminded me

[drifting wolf]

ace ventura?

[royal vortex]

no

even weirder

[sharp zodiac]

Ermineded

Hnnrrnng

[coarse birch]

i actually cant fathom typing that out

[sharp zodiac]

Airplane

Aaaiurrrrrr

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[frozen glen]

luna r u ok

[royal vortex]

that was the most out of pocket shit ive ever known of posted in a public space

[sharp zodiac]

No

[coarse birch]

it was so specific

[fading vale]

I like how desperate everyone was to respond to a dt question

[delicate shadow]

I hate that I know this exact scene lmao

[coarse birch]

skele didnt even respond with a gator emote he just said what on gods green earth

[nimble fiber]

just proofed the point from before, doesn't matter how much chaos is in zealot chat, questions always get answered

[coarse birch]

thats how you know you fucked up

[royal vortex]

did u manage to get a screenshot

[coarse birch]

yeah i have it

[royal vortex]

send it to me

[nimble fiber]

I kinda wanna know what it was

but at the same time Im scared

[sharp zodiac]

I just spend 3 minutes laughing at my own laugh which looped into me laughing at my own laugh which looped

[coarse birch]

that is

you know its been too long since i laughed like that honestly

[nimble fiber]

like a dog chasing his own tail

[sharp zodiac]

My father had to check in on me

My whole family did

[ripe quest]

I was hoping my thirst for playing Darktide would go away after a few days but unfortunately here I am looking at my ideal game sit in a box I cannot reach.

[frosty herald]

Luna has a lobotomy

[ripe quest]

https://tenor.com/view/this-sucks-this-fucking-sucks-danny-devito-clap-clapping-gif-16178642097105159325

[royal vortex]

im fucking crying man

oh my god

The Rhino.

[nimble fiber]

is it really not suited for zealot chat?

[sharp zodiac]

I don't think it is

[royal vortex]

i don't think you wanna see it

[coarse birch]

its so fucking funny

i only wont post cause skele deleted it

and i dont wanna post what a mod deleted

[frozen glen]

zelchat doesnt need to know the rhino

[nimble fiber]

true better be safe

[frosty herald]

oioooohh

yeah the ace ventura rhino

[frozen glen]

not that

[frosty herald]

guh

[coarse birch]

this was a stan moment

[royal vortex]

it's so much fucking funnier

[frosty herald]

i need to know

[royal vortex]

it's legitimately out of this world

because nobody prompted him

[coarse birch]

dude he just said it with his full chest

[frozen glen]

prompt????s tain is ai/???

[frosty herald]

tell me you got a screen

[jagged geyser]

Let me see it

[sharp zodiac]

Oh fuck

Wrong chat

[nimble fiber]

woim

[coarse birch]

oh god luna not you too

[sharp zodiac]

No no you don't get it

How do you think a goon says worm

Like think of the average Gooner voice

[coarse birch]

zealot chat goon or normal definition

[sharp zodiac]

Normal

[frosty herald]

josho is a certified gooner

[nimble fiber]

a moon gooner tho?

[sharp zodiac]

When I say goon or anything Gooner I mean the gang stuff

[coarse birch]

ok

[maiden path]

https://medal.tv/games/the-punisher/clips/1WT6wwPPId8khO/d1337BswQIUH?invite=cr-MSw1WXMsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

[frozen glen]

yes boss

u got it boss

[maiden path]

frank strong as fuck

wtf

[sharp zodiac]

Exactly

[frosty herald]

beb always posting the most random stuff

[sharp zodiac]

What is he even playing

[hushed knoll]

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your barley apple celery crumble

[frozen glen]

something that can fit in a 256gb hdd

[hushed knoll]

Omg red

Red

Guess what

[nimble fiber]

oh god

[frozen glen]

yes stan

[hushed knoll]

Idk I just wanted to say hi

[frosty herald]

punisher game emulated probably

[hushed knoll]

I am Heuyuvop

Hypwr

[frozen glen]

hello stan

[hushed knoll]

Hyper

[sharp zodiac]

I didn't even know the punisher even got a game

[coarse birch]

did you drink a smoothie

[hushed knoll]

No I will get ice cream and melt it

[coarse birch]

its an old ps2 game

so its fair

[hushed knoll]

I can show you if you want

[sharp zodiac]

Explains it

[coarse birch]

no im all set

[sharp zodiac]

Never had a ps2

[hushed knoll]

Ok I'll send pics

[nimble fiber]

no pls

[sharp zodiac]

Stan there is no need we believe you

[hushed knoll]

The sweet spot is usually 1 minute

[coarse birch]

you better not put fuckin tomato sauce in it or w/e you did that one time

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[sharp zodiac]

Wha

[hushed knoll]

Why would I put tomato sauce in my ice cream

[nimble fiber]

he did what

[maiden path]

he got

4

coolest game ev er btw..

[coarse birch]

laz has the screenshot i swear he fucked with ice cream

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hoarah-loux-gif-27415783

[hushed knoll]

What

[coarse birch]

@fading vale what was the stan ice cream image

[frosty herald]

PEAK!!!

[sharp zodiac]

The qua whatever of punisher games

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-dlc-shadow-of-the-erdtree-gif-6838072572792470302

[maiden path]

there was a pc port

and im just using that

[frosty herald]

oh

[maiden path]

was gonna emulate it on ps3

but its only on ps2

[sharp zodiac]

More like

Hehe..

Heheh

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-dragon-boss-fight-battle-gif-13858812648846782396

[sharp zodiac]

Hehehe

Pee es tu

[coarse birch]

gottem

[maiden path]

looks like a shadow of the colossus boss

with its eyeballs

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken8-next-gen-fight-ultimate-gif-27608264

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-of-the-collossus-gif-9853523

[sharp zodiac]

Bro those fucking feet

[frosty herald]

this is elden ring goofy

[nimble fiber]

luna and feet

[coarse birch]

that first attack looks oddly similar to the demi human queens phase 2 jump attack

[maiden path]

who u talking 2 🤨

[coarse birch]

luna is big into feet

[maiden path]

also its two people in a coat i think

[nimble fiber]

I noticed

[sharp zodiac]

Only lil feet tho

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-shadows-of-the-erdtree-elden-ring-shadows-of-the-erdtree-elden-ring-dlc-dlc-gif-9217772615295913679

[coarse birch]

do lil feet tickle better

[coarse birch]

ty

[sharp zodiac]

Wouldn't you like to know

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/chavo-rezo-asustado-el-chavo-del-ocho-chespirito-gif-17716704

[fleet zealot]

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyy

[sharp zodiac]

Bopit twistit spinit pullit shoutit

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-shirogane-noel-the-ring-ring-circle-gif-25437449

[coarse birch]

i was probs thinking of the potatoes then

[maiden path]

where my avenged sevenfold fans

[nimble fiber]

...weather boy?

[frosty herald]

avenged cringefold

[sharp zodiac]

I'm gonna fucking rob you

[hushed knoll]

This dude is low key hot tho

[hushed knoll]

Get this off my screen

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/zentreya-pray-blessed-vtuber-vshojo-gif-17559449987033011651

[coarse birch]

stan what is it with you and everyone being hot

[maiden path]

he is literally just a big buff dude

[sharp zodiac]

He is quite literally like the big dude who's sweat doesn't even survive his moveset

[sharp zodiac]

From street fighter

[maiden path]

most convenitally attractive thing ever

his moveset makes him the best boss

just pile drivers

[frosty herald]

Hoarah loux my favourite boss

[sharp zodiac]

Erhm ranni?

[nimble fiber]

stan what is your opinion on shrek?

[hushed knoll]

Oh dude I should sub one of my protein bars in for this

[maiden path]

only boss i think is balanced really well

makes him my favorite

[frosty herald]

Loved not fighting him an using comet azur

[maiden path]

fun to fight and fun to retry

[coarse birch]

stan i think youve had enough protein bars

[maiden path]

PUSSY

[frozen glen]

the only balanced boss is malenia

[coarse birch]

based

[maiden path]

that bitch is not balanced

literally heals on attack

[frozen glen]

thats cuz u suck

[sharp zodiac]

I remember using comet azur and mohg just fucking dies before he can even hit you

[maiden path]

impossible to do with a shield

[frozen glen]

ur bad

[nimble fiber]

honestly, understandable

[frozen glen]

terrible

[maiden path]

I HAVE BEATEN HER

stupid fucking sekiro boss

[sharp zodiac]

He walks so slow

[hushed knoll]

Idk what you mean

[coarse birch]

malenia good boss

[frosty herald]

Why does malenia even have healing

[sharp zodiac]

I prefer the dragon bosses

[coarse birch]

dragon bosses stinky

[sharp zodiac]

Don't make me

[frosty herald]

Literally 0 points in the lore where its even notioned towards

[coarse birch]

luna weve discussed this before

[frozen glen]

shut up yam

u suck

[maiden path]

hoarah loux would pile drive malenia into the fucking dirt

[sharp zodiac]

I KNOW you don't like fighting the camera and the dragon

[maiden path]

guy fought the fire giant

[sharp zodiac]

BUT STILL

[coarse birch]

the camera isnt even my issue

[frosty herald]

Malenia was a pussy for inflicting radahn with rot

[coarse birch]

i am used to the camera

[maiden path]

the only thing that makes malenia hard is her stupid healing

[coarse birch]

just dont lock on

[frosty herald]

Couldnt even accept defeat

[sharp zodiac]

I never used the lock on

[nimble fiber]

u have to fight a camera?

[sharp zodiac]

Besides a cleanrot knight accidentally

[maiden path]

hoarah loux doesnt need a second phase he just started trying

[coarse birch]

i like lock on for normal bosses

[sharp zodiac]

"oh yeah I could do this"

[frosty herald]

"I have never known defeat" you were dragged back to the haligtree by a cleanrot knight and radahn was still standing

[maiden path]

malenia should of been a pushover boss to illustrate how much of a bitch she was

[frozen glen]

so many copers

just say u suck at the game

smh

[sharp zodiac]

My least favorite Elden boss was definitely

Actually I can't remember

[frosty herald]

I will proudly use summons for it

[coarse birch]

its gideon

[sharp zodiac]

I wanna say duo but I've grown tolerate

[coarse birch]

valiant gargs are close

[frosty herald]

Duo is easy

[sharp zodiac]

Yeah it's the gargs

I don't like the duel gargs

[frosty herald]

Legit just sleep pot night maiden's mist and you win

[maiden path]

all im saying is hoarah loux needed a tiger to hold back his insatiable want to fight

malenia only had a flower

[sharp zodiac]

It's

[coarse birch]

yeah sleep pots invalidate them

[sharp zodiac]

It's a lion

[maiden path]

no

[sharp zodiac]

Fym no

[frosty herald]

Mf it was a giant armored lion

[maiden path]

wtf..

tiger doesn thave manes

[coarse birch]

its a lion

it has a mane

[maiden path]

stupid fucking cats

this is why they're being hunted

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/gofrey-godfrey-gif-2404197796214837873

[maiden path]

just go bald already

[sharp zodiac]

Receding hairline

The 3 biggest tragedy

[frosty herald]

God i hope we fight serosh's physical form in the dlc

[nimble fiber]

dont do the cat pls

[sharp zodiac]

In from games

Next to going hollow and giving patches a hickey splixkey

[coarse birch]

giving patches a whatnow

i just kill him

[maiden path]

oceiros is the coolest dark souls boss ever..

[sharp zodiac]

NUH UH MIDIR

[frosty herald]

Cringe

[coarse birch]

coolest like design wise?

[sharp zodiac]

FUCK

[coarse birch]

hm

[maiden path]

OCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOT

[sharp zodiac]

YOU AND YOUR ANCESTORS

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/slave-knight-gael-dark-souls3-ringed-city-gif-24181378

[obtuse stirrup]

You're Pretty Good

[sharp zodiac]

I knew it

I knew you were gonna say him

[frozen glen]

coolest souls boss
dragon no. 256

ok

[coarse birch]

exactly

[sharp zodiac]

I have a thing for dragons

[maiden path]

are u hiding from me

dear ocelotte

squish sonds

[coarse birch]

mmm i love that dogshit dragon fight

[obtuse stirrup]

I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber.

[maiden path]

sound

[frozen glen]

u dont even have a pfp of a dragon girl

[coarse birch]

oh boy i hope ER doesnt have 45 identical ones

[sharp zodiac]

Mainly because of some things that turned from ironic to unironic that I will not say

[coarse birch]

i think we know

you better not be in that car subreddit

[frozen glen]

its the car subreddit

[maiden path]

we need mor fucked up oceiris bosses

[frosty herald]

Shadow of the peaktree

[sharp zodiac]

2nd for me is

Uhh

Hnnrrnng

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/messmer-the-impaler-messmer-the-impaler-elden-ring-dlc-gif-9423447944728819911

[sharp zodiac]

Nernnernnernenrn

[frozen glen]

people under 20 shouldnt be allowed to have opinions

[earnest yew]

Worth it or nah also sorry for quality

[maiden path]

the reincarnation of a dragon who killed all other dragons cause he had no scales crushing a dragon human baby that might not even be real is baller..........

[nimble fiber]

bless u

[sharp zodiac]

Free deadly accurate

[maiden path]

erm ok boomer 🤓

[earnest yew]

True

[frozen glen]

u should be grateful to boomers considering u got a pc from one

[sharp zodiac]

Well if we were to exclude every dragon boss..

And factor the 1

[maiden path]

erm its my sisters 🤓

[sharp zodiac]

Ah I got it

The 4 kings

[frosty herald]

Broke ass

[maiden path]

oceiros is still the coolest dragon boss

[frozen glen]

u really just took ur sisters pc

[maiden path]

nuh uh

only the drive

[earnest yew]

Kalameet tho

[sharp zodiac]

I love you

[coarse birch]

You stole a drive that you complain about

[sharp zodiac]

Platonically

[maiden path]

didnt steal....

donated..

also its 200gbs im allowed to complain

[coarse birch]

Luna i think you just agree with dragon opinions

[sharp zodiac]

I do

[maiden path]

oceiros is still the coolest dragon boss lore wise

[sharp zodiac]

Even if they're the craziest

Because I was attracted to them

Not weridly

[maiden path]

being connected to priscilla and seth is cool

[coarse birch]

Wym was

[maiden path]

ocelotte is the reincarnation of pricilla and oceiros is seth

[sharp zodiac]

I'm not elaborating

[coarse birch]

It sounds like you still are

[sharp zodiac]

Well that was different

I used to be a dragon racist

[frosty herald]

Hes an anorexic blind fucker that goes feral mid bossfight

[maiden path]

smough is my favorite boss

[maiden path]

yea

on da surface..

[coarse birch]

Wait what caused the 180

[maiden path]

he's badass in lore

not him

but the idea

[coarse birch]

You used to hate dragons now your attracted to them

[sharp zodiac]

Fortissaxx

[earnest yew]

Nah best fight was midir

[sharp zodiac]

Ever since

[earnest yew]

Fuck fortisaax

[coarse birch]

Fortisaxx is why you gooning over dragons

TRUE

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/ornstein-and-smough-ornstein-smough-dark-souls-boss-fight-gif-23855321

[ripe quest]

It's always such a mixed bag whenever I look here

[sharp zodiac]

I was gonna say something nice but nvm fuck you

[fair igloo]

wtf is happening now

[maiden path]

smoughs badass cause he's such a jackass

even if oreinstein wasnt technically there

still smushed him

[sharp zodiac]

Ever since I used a dragon lightning build

[earnest yew]

Nah fortisaax obliterated me for existing I have a right to cus that dragon a bit

[sharp zodiac]

Should've existed harder

[coarse birch]

Fortisaxx is just annoying

[maiden path]

the audacity to just immidetly smush your partner in war to get power is baller

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-bbw-warrior-gif-57956358647112198

[earnest yew]

Partysnax was fun tho

[sharp zodiac]

I wish I was Aldrich sometimes

[coarse birch]

Placi is better

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_L21E7Z2U4

i wish i was smough

[coarse birch]

What are you implying here

[sharp zodiac]

Placi is old and boring because hes an old man

[earnest yew]

I wanna see partysnax at full power

[coarse birch]

I dont like it

[sharp zodiac]

Hingedingedurgin ass bitch

[frosty herald]

Placidusax is annoying

[sharp zodiac]

I'm not elaborating

[frosty herald]

WHY DOES HE FLY AROUND AND TELEPORT SO MUCH

[sharp zodiac]

They couldn't think of anything else

[coarse birch]

🤨what you trying to devour

[nimble fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/catjam-vibin-vibing-60fps-cat-gif-20014565

[frosty herald]

Doesnt sit still for long enough so i can pull off a stars of astel

[sharp zodiac]

That god fruit

[maiden path]

never got why theres so little lore on smough and ornstein

[sharp zodiac]

Ornstein got some

But smough at best got like

An armor description

[maiden path]

smough was a cannibal that got ate by another darkness worm

ornstein just left and went to go find the nameless king

[earnest yew]

We don't talk about ds2 ornstien

[maiden path]

smough was big as shit cause he ate a bunch of people

not fat

[sharp zodiac]

I think that one was a pretenfer

[maiden path]

but big

[sharp zodiac]

Felt like it at least

[earnest yew]

It was a shadow or some bullshit

[sharp zodiac]

Idk shit about ds2 other than you get naked from a slug man

And the ROYAL

RAT

AUTHORITY

[maiden path]

i just want more lore on smough

[sharp zodiac]

that looked more like a dog

Than a rat

[maiden path]

a cannibal executioner forced to defend something he hates and work besides someone he hates even more is interesting

[earnest yew]

Nah elden ring doc better have a weapon like the bone fist from ds2

[sharp zodiac]

Enemies to lovers arc

[coarse birch]

Dragons

[frosty herald]

Haha luna we should get married like in ds3 (you are anri)

[sharp zodiac]

Hnnnngg

[earnest yew]

We ain't had bs like that in for ever

[maiden path]

smough fucking hated orinstein

[sharp zodiac]

Fuck no

I have to mope about some partner then fucking die

[maiden path]

dung eater is badass

[frosty herald]

Mf he steals people's souls out of their butthole

[maiden path]

badass

[frosty herald]

And defiles them whatever that means

[fair igloo]

I get whiplash every time i check this chat wtf 😭

[maiden path]

your favorite character wouldnt rip someones soul out of their ass to permanently fuck up their family tree

mine would

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-caelid-crying-seal-gif-25032935

Dung eater is a kappa

[sharp zodiac]

I went at lvl 5 🦶

[maiden path]

i just like bad guy characters

[sharp zodiac]

Spell pebble only

[maiden path]

i used to cosplay dung eater in elden ring and invade in the sewers

[frosty herald]

Used to be the strongest spell in the game

[sharp zodiac]

I remember using rock sling up until renalla

[coarse birch]

Yeah i went to caelid very early

[frosty herald]

Whoever gave milos's sword barbaric roar was a real one

[coarse birch]

Rock sling is p good

[maiden path]

dung eater ripped the spine out of a begotten guy and made it into a greatsword

[sharp zodiac]

But I switched to bleed for like a bit then for bored of it

[coarse birch]

As someone whos never used it

[maiden path]

thats metal as fuck

[sharp zodiac]

Too bad dungeater is dungeater

[buoyant pecan]

He eata shit

[frosty herald]

I should do a elianora playthrough with god of blood exultation

[maiden path]

HE DOESNT EAT THE DUNG

FUCKER

he just rips it out through the doodoo hole

[sharp zodiac]

I WASNT THE ONE WHO SAID IT

[maiden path]

HIS NAME WAS GIVEN TO HIM BY THE PUBLIC

HE DIDNT EAT SHIT

[frosty herald]

Also how is rykard a bigger sinner than dung eater

[sharp zodiac]

Something devouring gods related

[earnest yew]

Also his sword was made from a small giants spine unless they changed the description again

[maiden path]

rykard wants to kill all demi gods by eating them by a snake

[fair igloo]

"I know his name is dungeater but he didn't eat the dung I swear"

[viral hare]

he was hungry how can u blame him

[maiden path]

dungeater wants to rip your soul out your ass and destory your bloodline

[maiden path]

he literally DOESNT EAT SHIT

IT'S A NAME

A TITLE

[frosty herald]

He eat poopoo

[maiden path]

HE DOESNT EAT SHIT

[earnest yew]

The caca consumer

[coarse birch]

He eats shit

[sharp zodiac]

He could've just went to a burger king or something

[frosty herald]

The doodoo engorger

[earnest yew]

The guano gobbler

[maiden path]

dung eater is the realest mf alive but u guys too scared of him to see it

[frosty herald]

Goldmask is the realest

[sharp zodiac]

I don't want someone defiling me

[coarse birch]

Dung eater is not the "realest mf alive"

[frosty herald]

Doesnt say a single thing has the best ending in the game

[maiden path]

yes he is

literally the biggest hater alive and for no reason

[sharp zodiac]

Personally I believe ranni is my favorite for I can go to the moon with her and play with her feet

[frosty herald]

WHAT

[coarse birch]

Based

[fair igloo]

okay that's enough for me

goodbye

[frosty herald]

You sucking on them dawgs

[sharp zodiac]

What do you think the moon ending implies

[maiden path]

bro just wants to look like a monster for no reason

[sharp zodiac]

Freaky shit

[coarse birch]

Yeah fr

[maiden path]

certified number 2 nibbler

[coarse birch]

What you think the 4 arms are for

[sharp zodiac]

Dishes? FUCK NO

[drifting wolf]

he's literally a murderer that desecrates the corpses of his victims

[maiden path]

proof in the pudding

thats why he's so real

[sharp zodiac]

The chocolate pudding

[maiden path]

doesnt give a FUCK about anything

[frosty herald]

They modeled dung eater after disortion2 cause fromsoft was annoyed he broke their games

[coarse birch]

Hes just a typical edgy character

[frosty herald]

Ranni doesnt have boobs

She has rope

[maiden path]

pull your soul out your ass to further his own weirdo ending

[viral hare]

essentially ranni replaces marika and fucks off, leaving the lands between without any lords or influence from the greater will

[maiden path]

no one that wants their edgy character to be cool names them the dung eater

[coarse birch]

"Oh fuck people just cause" bros idol probably Sasuke

[sharp zodiac]

Now you'd be right

[maiden path]

just admit u cant see the vision fr..

[sharp zodiac]

IF THE GOVERNMENT WEREN'T TRUCKING YOU

[viral hare]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon4-ford-f150svt-raptor-drifting-spinning-ford-gif-27326584

[frosty herald]

Ranni is kind of a dick for just leaving the lands between without a lord

[viral hare]

me:

[maiden path]

dung eater just hates on a mf for no reason

[sharp zodiac]

Democracy or something

[frosty herald]

Radahn stopped the stars for a reason

[sharp zodiac]

Wait I don't think that's how that works

[coarse birch]

Idk the lore but doesnt she give people free will at least

[sharp zodiac]

Free to do as they please

Melt icecream

Fight 2 year olds

[coarse birch]

That's just stan

[sharp zodiac]

Throw bricks at homeless people

[frosty herald]

Honeybuns*

[drifting wolf]

brick solid honeybuns

[sharp zodiac]

Where are they going to find honeybuns

Patches

[coarse birch]

I dont think ive ever had a honeybun

[frosty herald]

Craft them

[sharp zodiac]

That's how

[viral hare]

frenzied flame ending is based and yall cant tell me otherwise

[frosty herald]

Burn everything

[maiden path]

all im saying is

[sharp zodiac]

Oh you're one of those people

[maiden path]

dung eater ending is the best

[sharp zodiac]

Not in a race way

[coarse birch]

Its literally the same as like 4 other endings

[maiden path]

yeah!

[sharp zodiac]

The anarchist way

[maiden path]

but its green

and gross

and thats badass

turn everyone into an omen fuck the greater will

[sharp zodiac]

I meant to do fia's but accidentally did toe goddess again

[drifting wolf]

the r/athiesm nihilist ending

[coarse birch]

Toe goddess better anyway

I did the endings for the achievement

[sharp zodiac]

I wanted to experience fish boy ending

[coarse birch]

Thats it tho

[viral hare]

suffering cant exist if theres nobody to suffer

[sharp zodiac]

But what if life springs anew and with that more suffering

[frosty herald]

Goldmask is unironically the best

[viral hare]

nuh uh

[maiden path]

why not just turn everyone into an omen then

no one suffers when they literally cant discriminate

turn em all into orangutangs

[viral hare]

i like 3 finger dude more than 2 finger dude

he has 1 more finger than him

[maiden path]

i do not care about the fingers

[coarse birch]

True

[maiden path]

go get a hand

[sharp zodiac]

Hnnnngg

[maiden path]

and keep them fingers away from my butt

[sharp zodiac]

No one is..

What

[coarse birch]

Idc about the lore at all actually i just think rannis the most baseline interesting as someone who knows nothing

[viral hare]

kinda sad there was a scrapped ending where they combined both the three fingers and the two fingers and made a hand

prob lore changed

so they couldnt keep it

[sharp zodiac]

The hand of marigon

One side ginger

The other blonde bitch

[fading vale]

how do dashers spend 5 minutes finding my house WHEN THE MAP CLEARLY LABELS THE NUMBERS

AND EVERYONE HAS GPS

[frozen glen]

tip them higher laz

thatll do it

[maiden path]

elmer of the briar ending when

[coarse birch]

Didnt exhil have a guy drive to the wrong end of the state

[viral hare]

as a jimmy johns driver i would move heaven and earth to get a 5$ tipped order to someone

[sharp zodiac]

Jimmey whoo

[frosty herald]

Fromsoft fumbled not giving his sword the swipes when using it

[coarse birch]

If they were gonna make 6 copies of him yeah

[fading vale]

bro they have been in front of my house for over 5 minutes now

[coarse birch]

Elmer could have been different

[sharp zodiac]

Elmo

[drifting wolf]

setting up an ambush

[sharp zodiac]

The goons

[frosty herald]

the charlatons

[lusty turtle]

the poxers have finally found laz

[sharp zodiac]

The zombies

Are coming

[coarse birch]

Laz will be missed

[lusty turtle]

putting an end to his thunderhammer reign

[ripe quest]

Dude they fuckng ran away with my food

[sharp zodiac]

They will force him to play fortnite with 3 children

[ripe quest]

Bro was like an hour drive away from me

[maiden path]

your fualkt

chase them down

[sharp zodiac]

Yakuza

[ripe quest]

I doubt he was taking it home either because who the hell runs ubereats deliveries that far from your home

[coarse birch]

If yall ever catch me playing fortnite i give you permission to ban or kill me

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/flute-dome-jay-easy-mega-man-megaman-listen-gif-6959961882371481712

[sharp zodiac]

I only played it once with a few french guys and one french Canadia

[spare dome]

french canadia isnt real

[viral hare]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[sharp zodiac]

Only games I really play nowadays

[hushed knoll]

Time to microwave

[ripe quest]

Stan it's already visibly warm

just drink it ffs

[fleet zealot]

what the fuck is wrong with u

[ripe quest]

why would you ruin it further

[coarse birch]

Stan its melted

[hushed knoll]

It needs 30 seconds

[fleet zealot]

can't you simply just

let it melt

[coarse birch]

Just stir it

[fleet zealot]

why do it

[viral hare]

its dq ice cream its already ruined

[fleet zealot]

why are you the way you are

[viral hare]

leave the man

[fleet zealot]

wrong

their banana malts are great

and so is their uhh

[viral hare]

thats like the one good thing

[delicate shadow]

you're not microwaving it in that cup tho right

[hushed knoll]

Yes

[coarse birch]

Surely

[hushed knoll]

Why not

[viral hare]

everything else is mid

[fleet zealot]

freezes? the one where they mix the slushie and the icecream

[delicate shadow]

...jesus

[ripe quest]

That cup is turning into wet paper bro

[coarse birch]

Stan its a paper cup

[fleet zealot]

back when they had the mango slushie mixed with the soft serve

[delicate shadow]

it's likely not even vaguely microwave safe

[hushed knoll]

So

[fleet zealot]

omg stan probably has poisoning

[drifting wolf]

your microwave is going to explode

[sharp zodiac]

That cup is going to become a wetshlackin

[fleet zealot]

from doing shit liekt his

[coarse birch]

So dont put it in the microwave????

[ripe quest]

If it catches on fire it'll cook the ice cream faster

[royal vortex]

"so"

[fleet zealot]

plastic, lead,

who knows what else

[hushed knoll]

I’ve done it Eiffel

[coarse birch]

Your also def eating the paper and shit

[hushed knoll]

Before*

[drifting wolf]

abestos

[fleet zealot]

Eiffel

[ripe quest]

Eiffel?

[viral hare]

dont want to eat your ice cream raw, i see

[ripe quest]

WHAT

[delicate shadow]

mmm microplastiques

[sharp zodiac]

What the fuck did you do to the eiffal tower

[coarse birch]

Enhances the flavor

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ihykeon-math-spongebob-fish-sponge-plus-star-equals-clam-gif-24207116

[ripe quest]

absolutely not, Stan would neeeevver eat something that's raw

[fleet zealot]

eiffel=before

[hushed knoll]

The longest I’ve microwaved ice cream is 1 min 40 secs

[coarse birch]

We are concerned with the cup

[drifting wolf]

why do you microwave ice cream

[coarse birch]

Not the ice cream

[fleet zealot]

why like i udnrestand

[coarse birch]

Although its still wack

[hushed knoll]

It’s better that way

[fleet zealot]

if you have a cold freezer

[sharp zodiac]

HNNRRNNG I am getting CA CA CRAAAYY

[fleet zealot]

and the icecream is too hard

[sharp zodiac]

ZY

[fleet zealot]

you know what you do

instead of microwaving it

[coarse birch]

Are you ok luna

[hushed knoll]

Ice cream can be too cold too

[fleet zealot]

you just pull it out early

[ripe quest]

[fleet zealot]

yes

you just pull it out

a bit before you eat it

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God Exhillious I didn’t see you

[fleet zealot]

or you do what they do in coffee shops

[coarse birch]

I hate it when i pull it out too early

[fleet zealot]

they soak their spoons/scoops in hot water

[coarse birch]

Never

[fleet zealot]

then they tap off the water and use it to scoop the icecream

the hot metal makes it soft

[viral hare]

best way to soften ice cream is to put it under hot water

[ripe quest]

Stan, you don't get to capitalize the G in God.

[frozen glen]

best way to soften icecream is to squeeze it with your hands

[coarse birch]

This works very well

[frozen glen]

like a real man

[fleet zealot]

i avoided this cause I think stan would put the open tub right udner the faucet

[sharp zodiac]

My brother is trying to buy lady gaga from fortnite

I'm trying to stop him

[viral hare]

i am a man but i have the fingies of a child

[coarse birch]

Lady gaga is in fortnite now

[hushed knoll]

I wonder if soft serve applied to the skin would be good for sunburn

[fleet zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-hank-j-wimbleton-hank-fnf-friday-night-funkin-gif-21591675

[frozen glen]

luna you are not exempt from poor financial decisions yourself

why stop your brethren

[drifting wolf]

you are going to be ambushed by seagulls and crabs

[fleet zealot]

probably not

sugar would lead to infections

[ripe quest]

It's no better than an ice pack, but it's also not much worse than an ice pack.

[coarse birch]

It's too late for him

[sharp zodiac]

Name one

[viral hare]

more likely many ants

[frozen glen]

your 5 gacha games

[fair igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/when-your-goat-is-washed-gif-16455088871344437051

[sharp zodiac]

ITS ONE

5

[hushed knoll]

I used to like watching infection draining and packing videos on YouTube

It’s so cleansing

[ripe quest]

oh dear

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/mag-agent-v2-mag-agent-madness-combat-jebus-hank-madness-combat-gif-25012177

[coarse birch]

I bet you do stan

[fair igloo]

OK im leaving again i dont even want to see where this goes

[viral hare]

i dont wanna know what that is

[sharp zodiac]

Oh my god

[potent shuttle]

wifi legs

[viral hare]

it sounds gross

[sharp zodiac]

Handkerchief

[hushed knoll]

Also like jammed thumbnail relief compilations

[coarse birch]

I didnt even know that was a thing

[sharp zodiac]

What even

[hushed knoll]

Yeah if you jam your nail people heat up paper clips

To release the pressure

[sharp zodiac]

Funny how he kinda just, gained eyes all of a sudden

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-helldivers-surprised-shocked-scared-gif-14616193401603705407

[coarse birch]

That sounds fake

[hushed knoll]

I assure you it’s not

[sharp zodiac]

Least visible eyes

At least*

[hushed knoll]

Like ships that go out to sea, I spoon my soup away from me

That’s how I remember proper etiquette

[coarse birch]

What

[hushed knoll]

What is not clear

[coarse birch]

All of it????

[frozen glen]

ships dont go out to sea

[hushed knoll]

What

[frozen glen]

yeah

[coarse birch]

Wait i might kinda see what your saying

[frozen glen]

do not fall for the stan propaganda

[frosty herald]

I ship it

[coarse birch]

It still seems like something he made up tho

[frosty herald]

Via american express

[coarse birch]

Please do not ship me and stan

[sharp zodiac]

I like mine via the polar express

[oak blaze]

worth it?

[sharp zodiac]

I should watch that movie again

[frozen glen]

no

[nimble fiber]

yes(polar express)

[frozen glen]

that hammer is bricked

[coarse birch]

No

[sharp zodiac]

I have bad news

[royal vortex]

this powerDI thing is fucking cursed

[oak blaze]

spill

[oak blaze]

y

[sharp zodiac]

It's shite

[hushed knoll]

Thank god I’m here to make sense

[oak blaze]

what is

[royal vortex]

(this isnt mine)

[sharp zodiac]

You typically want thrust

[hushed knoll]

Because rebders says the darnfest things

Darndest

[coarse birch]

2 bad blessings

[frozen glen]

why are u operating darktide excel

[sharp zodiac]

And headhunter or another one I'm thinking

[royal vortex]

u can analyze exactly what ppl are doing wrong

[coarse birch]

Damage kinda low

[hushed knoll]

Redverse

[oak blaze]

i have a tier 3 thrust

[frosty herald]

Whats this?

[sharp zodiac]

Imposter Luna..

[oak blaze]

should i get that instead

[royal vortex]

i dodged as much as these 2 vets combined

[vocal pulsar]

its my pic

its darktide di

[sharp zodiac]

Who the HELL is that faker

[frosty herald]

Explain in caveman

[coarse birch]

I need to grab that

[frozen glen]

god we have gone beyond scoreboard

[hushed knoll]

Why is your screen so wide

[frosty herald]

WAIT

[nimble fiber]

find them and fight them in rl

[frosty herald]

NAH THIS IS BEYOND SWEATY

[sharp zodiac]

Reminds me of the old fallout games

[frosty herald]

NOT A SINGLE RAY OF LIGHT TOUCHES YOUR SKIN IF YOU LOOK AT PLAYER MOVEMENT

[sharp zodiac]

Like f1

Of 2

[coarse birch]

Tbf player movement is important lol

[viral hare]

bro evaporates in the light like a vampire

[vocal pulsar]

https://www.nexusmods.com/warhammer40kdarktide/mods/281

[oak blaze]

cooked?

[vocal pulsar]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DarkTide/comments/1auovp5/power_di_v10/

[sharp zodiac]

I feel you could slap brutal momentum over decimator but other than that it's nice

[frosty herald]

Luna drop the steam profile

[coarse birch]

Yeah you want BM

[frosty herald]

Or friend code

[oak blaze]

word

[coarse birch]

And unarmored to proc BM on bruisers

[maiden path]

ok christ

took me like 30 minutes to find

[coarse birch]

But i think you need flak too

[maiden path]

i think dis looks badass

[sharp zodiac]

1145704583

[viral hare]

did someone run his face over

[coarse birch]

Wow you actually did it

[maiden path]

fuck u...

[viral hare]

he looks like a baki character

[frosty herald]

Why does he look like that dude from berserj

[coarse birch]

I figured you wouldn't lol

[maiden path]

he just looks like that

[oak blaze]

which one would u guys choose and what would u guys change

[frosty herald]

The really ugly one

[frozen glen]

yam sees woman yam adds woman

[coarse birch]

Left change nothing

[maiden path]

loioks like dis dude

[coarse birch]

Other than upgrade to rampage 4

[maiden path]

and ugly shit looks badass

[oak blaze]

word i have momentum 4 but cant add it

[viral hare]

damn he really is ugly asf

[frosty herald]

Monkey see monkey do

[frozen glen]

dont just accept it yam wtf

[coarse birch]

Its not a perfect evis but its good

[maiden path]

u wouldnt get it..

[frozen glen]

also beb stop chasing ugly people

[maiden path]

always make ugly characters cause everyone in rpgs make their characters pretty and barbie faced

[coarse birch]

Yam your not supposed to accept that 😭

[maiden path]

i make ugly characters

[delicate shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/angel-biblically-accurate-angels-gif-25043050

judging u all rn

[viral hare]

no u

[maiden path]

got my shit looking different fr

[coarse birch]

What did i do