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dont forget to get elianora's tear for the fight'
aesthetically its great but fighting it is a snooze fest
hmm so full of bleed
his second phase is so cool
but when he goes Nihil I just
I actually like mogh esp phase 1 hes not over the top in moveset
legit use the tear
Phase 2 can be a little cringe
you can outheal the nihil if your fast enough with a flask
otherwise the second nihil will kill you
my only problem with the tear is that its out of the way to get and it fucks with builds that need two specific tears
I think I'll do rannis questline for the DLC since the painted world DLC had unique dialogue for specific endings you chose
i could even go and grab comet azur quickly use cerulean hidden tear magic scorpion charm magic damage tear lusat's staff
and I hope they have that here
just respec my whole build and then go back
I wouldnt be shocked if they didnt the endings are pretty uneventful minus like 2
no with like miqilalla
i meant radahn
oh yeah
oops dumb brain but I dont like radahns first phase at least the run up to it
I mostly like radahn
nah the sister? daughter? her quest ends in the main game
His phase 2 or 2.5 w/e you call it has some funky moves
I think I did it once and its a pain in the ass
And his gravity magic can get caught on stuff in the arena which isnt my fav
I remember before they nerfed him and it was a pain in the ass since his meteors would one shot and they were incredibly hard to dodge
i dont think you can still cheese him with the roots
You can make him fly off the edge of the arena when he meteors
You can also loop him in his first phase transition
i briefly got back into warframe last september but i was on xbox originally, so duviri was half of the time like a slideshow, i liked the roguelike mode though
Titania
titania and mirage are extremely tanky
just one shot them
well time to start and int strength build
deep rock survivors kinda fun
huh
turns out the entire time i've been playing my MF exe vet with people i'm not playing with iron will
pog
vet bad
so that match i was complaining gunners aren't a threat anymore
i wasn't even high DR

Tug and me
it took like 5 seconds of shooting from a gunner in a corner to get me to 0
it was so sad
i forgot he existed
an alternate name to grapes of wrath
they need to add more achievements to darktide
but why
habdreyko 5000 runs

so that there are more shitty penances to complain about
i want the unreleased penance armors more than anything
"shoot poxwalkers with your flamer"
TRUE
killing like 3 crushers and 4 ragers in a bolter mag reminds me of how agri revolver with speedloader would do better

Hi Tug
hi stan
waiting
Don't think I don't remember what you did to me
๐

what did i do
You know
Laz Josho murdered me and then we couldn't extract with the samples
Sounds like a you problem
you said "i dont like you"
The Fargo
you made me very upset
Fuck
the fargo
making WHO fry 
Sir fry
I mean do we need to count the number of times you have refused hugs?
Hi Cent Socks 
I have not
one time i offered a hug and he started punching my shield so i had to shoot him dead
lmao
i DID NOT offer you a fucking tug

let the record show
There is no record
it's written in my brain
I'm honestly disappointed you are running bubble shield
Before and afterwards perhaps, but never mid mission
Ignis and hall of malevolence carried it for me
I was trying to smack you one time and.... bubble shield 
i have to defend myself from the likes of you
Which was surprisingly effective
stan ran around with a clusterbomb to try to get me not to slap him
titania has her passive avoidance when midair + 50% DR
lol
shes a lot tankier than a lot of 'tanky' frames
i just slapped him and ran away because it was doubled deployment time
somehow asegeir died to it despite being like 40 meters away
did stan die to it
no
Stan would you accept a hug from me?
Yeah but in terms of enjoyment best I could do was ivara for cheesing the void flood
Wrong image
I need to play baby shark Octavia again
like you can say you';re not a fan of them but going 'they're fragile' simply isn't true
Well my titania isn't build for the tankiness, she exists for speedrunning relics, I'm not SAYING she's weak it's just my titania is
Now this I can handle
Octavia if they let you make more than four bars of music ๐
I wish octavia wasn't an overpowered mess that is also the least fun playstyle in the game
I dunno why they gave perma invis + many multiplicative dmg buffs + energy regen to teh frame that can AoE turn off enemy AI
The enemies can only handle so many bars of E1M1.
like if she only had mallet + resonator she'd still be in the top 3 warframes strength wise
I mained Octavia mostly just for the music shit
but can any other frame play baby shark? no
The enemies vs. my breakcore sample buffs
I think I had baby shark and megalovania
I got into Warframe to play Octavia, but after shilling I only have enough energy to use two abilities until I upgrade ๐ซฅ
ofc u did laz 
I had E1M1, Megalovania, and a bunch of homebrew stuff.
I recall buying all of the instrument packs or whatever they were called
Oh also Counting Stars.
chill and enjoy the song
If you want to recreate then follow these steps:
Percussion: Horos
Bass: Epsilon
Melody: Epsilon
I've shared screenshots of the notes in here :
https://imgur.com/gallery/gCPckjY
this shit was my jam back in the covid days
Meme music to genocide random working class soldiers to
Just spam notes and abilities and you're good to go
Well this is an obvious choice
The bad music will kill the enemies faster
dies of cringe
respect decreasing
dw I haven't played Warframe in like 3 years
I've started making my own music during that time
no no, counting stars being your jam is the problem
Yeah skele must be like actually dying rn
that would be like saying fireflies is my jam
Fireflies as your jam ๐ญ
ehh, I was at the age where I can comfortably say I was dumb as bricks so like whatever. If it means anything I was a Daft Punk, Danger, and Justice kid.
Thic
finally a thick enough crusher
When I saw the icon it looked like a 1h and got me confused with how big the head is.
no you have to be cool like me and be in the era where MCR, Linkin park, and soad were the jam
oh ye tbf
exhil is baby
I barely liked music till i hit college honestly
Yeah I probs wasn't even fully sentient when that was booming. System of a Down is goated though.
I have listened to so much MCR and system of a down lol
used to get picked up by a friend driving to high school and just blare system of a down
These are quite simple
Tbf im not the biggest nu metal fan
Its not bad tho
I started with nu metal admittedly
twsift though
i can't tell if thats what you meant to say or a typo of twist
I dont think anyone here escaped tswift
bro I can belt some blank space
These two are quite good
I haven't listened to anything after 1989 really
Then there's Grendel
the girls in college loved 1989
I'm not that old geez
I never had an opinion on Taylor until I found out she's #1 celeb in carbon emissions
Well you can listen to stuff from 1989 and not be from that time
I have a record from like 1993
And i was born in 2001
I wasnt trying to call you old ๐ญ
I like 80s music
fucked up you'd do that to him
I would like to report a break of rule 1

But yeah there is some good older stuff out there
the new crusher skin is LARGE
a new skin???
it is quite large
the new crusher skin means we are totally getting crusher variants
surely
Seems like ill have to check out the shop
Fatshark still hasnt fixed the godamn eye bionic
With the neck wrap
like bruh
didnt mew hard enough
oh dw i just do that sometimes
i call josho by his edited names
ah nvm then
Sample of pumped up kicks named "Don't come to Hydron tomorrow"
skel
Josue
i think both stan and luna didnt know who i was for a bit
even though stan named me....
i have confused people many times with my stan names
i can tell by your pfp
easily
arcos easy to tell because he tells me to explode or something
although id probably catch onto the way people talk at some point
if i didnt just check the profile
i have an easier solution to keep track of people
rude
The 2nd one was a joke ๐
rip josho
was good knowing you

(just report it on the forums its about as likely to get through there, they don't exactly test cosmetics haha)
Hope the Warframe I get isn't ass
Tell them your cosmetic was brokken in the package when it arrived so they refund it
in before skele makes joke about how they are all ass
My lucky day
what are?
the warframes
what's a tswift?
warframes
oh lmao didn't even see that msg
just kinda zoned out the warframe posting 
but you are right, all the warframes are caked up
Thinking ab that time I off-hand mentioned the clip of the devs talking about warframes getting pregnant and Cole posted it in no less than 5 seconds
sounds like the warframe devs
They said "...yet"
The frames themselves or the children they have piloting the frames? Was this before the fucking children piloting the frames thing was lore?

hold up
the frames themselves
OH GOD I forgot about that
But pretty sure the frames themselves
What did they mean by this
ye maybe not just randomly assume, warframes canadian
warframe is shit tho
it is
Did I look in here at a bad time???
Not the worst of times tbh
Did you look in here? Then yes
So its not a cultural thing and its purely a we are fucking weird thing

people are fucking disgusting, yes
just drop this topic
ayo what did i come back to
anyway...
had some noodles with fried duck and peanut sauce today and it was f good
peanut sauce is pgud on poultry ye
honestly one of my favorite foods
That sounds disgusting
what does?
Peanut sauce
well snails sound disgusting 2
ikr, i had to get it
I've been told to take Surgical on my revolver, but what would that really get me? I use it presently in Damnation to good effect killing snipers, ragers, poxbursters, flamers, trappers, and sometimes gun ogryns and dogs. For crushers and maulers I have my eviscerator, which is sufficient as long as I don't fuck up and allow myself to get bonked.
Maybe I'm incorrect in my thinking here, but it seems like the only place Surgical would really help me would be against the nurgle slug boss.
I'm tempted to grab that thing where killing a special gives you +25 percent toughness instead.
yes it is good
it stacks really fast
Doesn't it take a full 3 seconds of aiming to get a guaranteed crit?
And what would I even really use it on? With ragers I normally have to get shots off really fast to save team mates, or to hit them while also properly blocking and dodging enemies I'm currently fighting.
With pox bursters, flamers, trappers, etc, it seems unnecessary. I normally headshot them or if I don't do that, two-tap them with a torso.
torso shot*
but for zarona it's basically needed
Also what does crit mean in this game? It doesn't offer any additional armor pen, does it?
it does, and it also gives rending with handcannon
At least it doesn't come from nuts
and there isn't much other options to take, crucian is effectively worse on zarona, you dont really need toughness on elite kill
trickshooter just doesn't function well
I've already got handcannon, so I suppose that would synergize. I wasn't aware that crits = armor pen though, that does sound like it could be useful for crushers and maulers.
Though that brings me back to the question, if I did slap on Surgical, what would I even end up using the crit increases on? Most things seem slow or stationary enough that I don't think I really need to crit those enemies, or they're moving so fast and I need to shoot them so quickly that I can't really stack the crit chance.
revolver has large crit bonus so it's just free damage
you just ads and hit them in the head, I need someone to go check revolver's base crit
but you don't need to wait a full 3 seconds each time
Yeah, though my alternative of +25 percent toughness regn for a special kill seems like it would be pretty useful
closer to 2 if you want to guarantee it
it's elite, not special
Especially when I'm in an intense melee and spot a rager I can one or two-tap, which happens often.
and zealot doesn't need it
Oh? What defines Elite vs Special?
you have chorus or fury + other talents
elite= can spawn on the map idle, ragers, shotgunners, ogryns, gunners, maulers
specials= have their own spawning lines and always spawn in active
Ah, so not pox bursters or flamers or trappers then?
trappers, mutants, dogs, flamers, bombers, sniper (doesn't have a spawning line but is a special)
Well that still seems like it might be okay, I pop ragers all the time with my revolver.
And yeah I could slam F and get a partial toughness refil, but I only get one of those every 15 seconds, where as at points I've killed 4 or 5 ragers with my revolver in less time than that.
also it is just more valuable to get more consistent crit headshot one taps, then risking having to double tap, or more
if cooldown is an issue and you aren't spec'd into martyrdom, you should take backstab cdr, or crit cdr if you have a crit melee
I've thought about it but at least prior I was enjoying the momentum option, which I forget the name of presently.
Been thinking about switching to the crit build though.
do u have a nut allergy or something?
its actually fucken good imo
I liked the momentum thing a lot when I was running evis and bolter, but with my revolver it seems less useful.
momentum is right below the backstab cdr
which is easier than you think to get off even against enemies attacking you
No, just the idea of peanut sauce is just
Hard to describe really
Isn't peanut sauce very popular in a lot of asian dishes?
peanut yee
eat enough asian food and you start associating peanut with savory, not sweet
peanut sauce is quite default imo
I don't even associate it with sweet really.
and then you just get, farther into the peanut butter meta
Skippy peanut butter - whatever the brand is with the distinctive blue cap to it at any rate - tastes like shit to me as compared to proper natural peanut butter.
with stuff like the goober burger
the what
Peanut sauce is used in some dishes in Africa too
pls elaborate
The only thing ik about what goes with peanut it is just peanut butter
peanut butter burger
What the hell
regional burgers are fuckin weird
i highly recomnend you watch george motz burger scholar episodes on youtube
goober burger still sounds a little strange tho
missourians are a little strange
Lmao nice
I need to double check this, if I put a blessing on a weapon I'm able to switch it out with another blessing at any time, right? It doesn't lock that particular blessing in, right?
the slots you change can be changed an infinite amount of times
Incidentally, the blessing I wanna remove is Sustained Fire
That seems kinda shit to me on this revolver, but I've been wrong before.
n you are right
How the hell
sustained fire is a joke
try food u never tried before, I would say u try peanut sauce and I snails but, I ain't eating no f snails
Escargot is good tho
But if I don't like it then it's just a waste of food
So is peanut sauce
then go with a friend that likes the food and if u dont like it, they can eat it
or give it to the homeless or something
That's gonna be tricky
don't tell me u got no rl friends
I do, it's just idk any that would like that
next time I eat it, imma send u some per mail 
I've tried peanut chicken and it just never seems right to me
peanut savory anything really
some day imma turn u to the good side
I need a cup of coffee Jesus Christ
never tried it with beef/pork before, I def need to try it at some point
@lusty turtle voidstrike/assail bad btw can we get a buff ๐
oh 100%
like i had to go so far out of my way to make like an "honest" build
and then it didnt even feel that diff
Bro what is this not even 1 mil+ damage
you right
Someone please buff
i will try harder next time
spoken like a true and faithful loyalist of the Imperium
real
(i just wish game was balanced)
no man it is you just have to take no talents taxe 4 and recon
awful
i was trying so hard to make a psyker build yesterday that i didnt feel bad about
i was like oh knife purg BB sounds fun
fuckin
uncanny purge
ruined my day
We need the Mechanicus added to the game as a playable class so i can scream the Hymn of Hubris into the mic when my teammates die
God I fucking hate winter
dont you also like your room at like 80
I like me some winter if it actually snows
I love not being able to do anything because you're trapped at 60 degrees under 4 layers and a blanket shivering
how thin are your blankets?
nvm u never said what type of layers and just said ,,a blanket" 
60 degrees is too cold?
what should I swap out to make this eviscerator better?
the eviserator
why is someone speaking to me in the psykhanium?
hard choice b/c momentum is not ideal but the perks are really cheeks so you might wanna can those instead
Patch17 update, Sefoni now speaks gossip to rejects in the meat grinder
feels like teasing the new class.
To me it is ๐
Also, has anyone noticed the new map changes and special voicelines?
I did some stuff in the testing ground and just played a full damnation match with it. I didn't really notice much of a performance difference at all.
To be fair to the build I'll run it for a few more matches but at this point I'm p. convinced I'll end up swapping it with the toughness on special kill thing.
I'm thankful everyday for a heat lamp keeping my room at a 5ยฐ
My brother used to hate it but he got used to the warm temperature, unfortunately everywhere else is fucking COLD
Mb, I was hot micing
I keep my house at 62
...where do you live? That's cold
THANK YOUUU
i heard excise vault has a changed mid event but no one will explain what the change is
My house is about that much and I live in a very hot area of California.
well, I guess it was 50 out today and I went around without a jacket, so I can't complain
Winters don't get cold-cold here, but they're still not great.
I don't live anywhere particularly cold, but like why heat my house more
There's walls where the medicae station is where you enter the arena and that one area on the right with the stairs now has stairs on both sides but there's no walls and roof anymore
Also the 3 windows were changed to 1 where enemies drop down
Even if itโs like 20 degrees F I still open my room window all the way at night lol
I keep mine 68 during the winter, and 75-80 in the summer
We 75-80 is too hot wtf
Also I might not just be used to cold weather cuz i've always lived in hotter areas like cali my whole life
Ew
75-80 is normal for us
I would sweat my ass off at night
It's mostly because my AC is too good
It's not too bad
My room is 75 rnnn
yeah I ain't tryna sleep above 70
Then again I'm more suited for warmer temperatures hence why summer and spring are my pref seasons
Low temperatures make me too lazy
i am very dumb so i need screenshots of it
i'm not in the mission anymoreee ๐ญ
i heat my room with my body temparature and pc heat
I used to have a roommate that would complain that we made him too late to class cause it was hard to get out of bed if it was too cold
It's why I go down 5 times per game as a vet, I'm too lazy to play well.
Anything like 65 or below I can barely function because it's just way too cold ๐
THIS IS TRUE
Hard to explain ๐ญ
The only thing worse than waking up and getting out of bed is waking up cold and getting up out of bed
Low temperatures just make me angry
Just get in the shower idk
Even something like tying my shoes makes me annoyed
Hence why I stopped and just made it right enough so I don't have to ever tie
Nor worry about them untying
that's a fair point but then once u get out ur hit with a blizzard
what's considered the best small axe?
do you mean tactical axe
I only had that because my dog decided to barge in the bathroom
Because I didn't close it all the way
yall are lazy as fuck
HOW IS DISLIKING COLD LAZY WTFF ๐
i walked to my shitty grocery job in a blizzard
I literally put my shower on cold at the end to cool off
idgaf
I hope u get hit with a heatwave so u can know how it feels
this is the way
I don't actually mean that
already have
I just walk out and stand
ive been burned severely 2 times
Completely still
yep
Those make you even colder!
not the 7 cause the 7 is buggy
generally the least recommended weapon class, but people seem to use the 2 if anything recently
actually quite the opposite if u shower cold at the end
I forgot this was a darktide server
MK2?
yeah
yeah it felt somewhat better than the 7, think has longer range too
the 7 has some no regs and range issues
dont worry were always off topic
I mean there can only be so much on topic dt talk
true
and our community isn't so large that it's an issue
So long as people get their questions answered its fine imo
which they always will
unless its the most goofy shit imaginable
the fabled 111111 build
BUT WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A ZEALOT GUIDE
WHERES ZEALOT OGYRNOMICON
I'm kind of happy that we don't cause I just get too pissed off over time about people asking for builds and guides without doing anything themselves
and then you spend 20 minutes explaining something and they respond "but where build at"
I dont get why people dont at least try a build first
Like there own build
Like ig if your worried about clearing histg as soon as possible
or you spend 2 days giving advice to a new console player and they get banned
i dont think people should use websites to make their build
like just experiment what you think feels right
cause the build is made by someone else that likes it but not you
gameslantern is fine for posting and discussing builds
but the build ratings and shit
are so bad
btw how is non TWBS gaming now if anyone has tried it
youll still get fucked in melee if you mistime a heavy right
I died yesterday cause a shotgunner pushed me back into a net
But in terms of not getting gunner memed its better
I mean I'll still always take TWBS cause it's impossible to bonk a lot without it
but for other weapons
ive died a few times cause i tried to heavy in a horde on vet
Yeah id still take it
Its just nice
I dont even hate melee stun honestly
Feels more earned than ranged stun
Minus like 80 ragers
one game I don't take TWBS on hammer - try to bonk an ogryn in a horde and proceed to be hit by 7 poxwalkers
(and staggered out of hitting the ogryn)
to be honest there's no longer a compelling reason for hammer to have a delay as long as it does
but I don't know if I'm cool with that in terms of game design overall
tbf if a room is too cold I freeze in place
like -40C and below is just a non-starter for me y'know
....

ok dad
he had me for a second
BOOOO
BOOOO
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
BOOO
dude thinks hes captain america
captain australia ackshually
saxton hale
can mods ban themselves
lemme check
What the fuck is that anatomy on the legs
lol
bro it's dragonball they are thicc
I've never watched Dragonball ever
me either
that anatomy is push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice
however i do think everyone has massive arms and legs
they have muscles on their muscles
and then you got shit like baki where everyone is just roided the fuck out beyond belief
Where build at
I Jesuit made sir fry 
Just
post pics of sir fry
It's already in the tumtum
the zealot guide will be constructed when i hit 1000 truelevels of zealot
In the next two years
tbf stir fry is straight up one of the best easy meals you can do
I'm sorry you got kicked from my name
Sorry
how do you eat all of a stir fry
Game
20
its ok that was gonna be my last one anyways
stir fry is quite good
I will make the zealot guide and put lacerate at S tier
Because I don't eat anything else all day except protein bars
Oh I did have eggs this morning
Just to make the zealots in this chat suffer
stan did eat 7 fiber bars in one sitting yesterday
stan wtf
No
That was 14 years ago
wym no
how anyone can see lacerate and be like, HMMMM yes this is a good blessing
damn i wasnt even alive 14 years ago
like go to a mental hospital please
bro you literally have enough recipes you can just meal prep and not need protein bars for meal replacements lmao
What did I do
surely knife isnt a weakspot weapon
your toilet must be a hellscape if you eat multiple bars a day
I probably buy $300 worth of protein bars a month
bruh

wh
I mainly eat protein bars at work

what the fuck
what kinda protein bars?
I never bring meals
you could save like so much money
Expensive ones that I like
HWAT
stan i was like, half joking when i said when im going through a depressive episode i still eat better than you
And natural
STAN
ffs stan you could order doordash and save money at that point
im not joking when i say that anymore
ah no specific flavor?
Yeah, get on the corpse starch like the rest of us
protein bars for breakfast and lunch and smiley mac and cheese for dinner
stan
So I usually eat 3 protein bars between 6am-3pm
Protein bars are dangerously heretical
And then I have dinner
get tupperwear you dumbfuck
burger salad
what about spaghettios
And I thought my eating pattern was erratic
Why is zealot chat always a fucking madhouse though
I'm not hungry during the gay when in working
Are we stupid?
Cuz we're zealots
during the gay
it's in the name
like I graze on seeds and mixed nuts if I don't have meals available
cause we have the most friends
No zealots arent stupid, thats being generous.
Are you a zebra
and I probably get the same overall protein content without the cost
"i eat 3 protein bars and then i have dinner" IS THE START TO A SUICIDE NOTE STAN
If you graze
You eat..seeds?

hehe
sunflower seeds and pepitas are delicious
Eating things like sunflower seeds are normal right?
Found on Google from reddit.com
you munch on nuts
ya see
What are you a bird
lmao
it's normal to me at least lmao
it is normal
yeah seeds are normal
what do you need all this protein for
I won't lie I only used to suck on sunflower seeds never eat them
YA idk how that's like an uncommon thing
Then I just spit them at my siblings
based
I was a child
like you'd just suck on the seasoned shell??
I love sucking the salt off things
remind me to never become your sibling
Yes
Like popcorn kernels
I used to suck on batteries
What
WHAT
Oh
I used to collect batteries
shocking stuff
I swear to god if that was a pun
I kept them in a decorated box
You had a battery graveyard
peashooters confirmed real
was battery acid part of your diet
Live footage of me of age 5
do you really think it wasnt
drink the forbidden battery juice
I legit collected them like stamps
I wanted to see how many I could get
it's energizing :)
please dont tell me gangam style came out when you were 5
battery acid slaps idk what you guys are on
drinking the sarcophagus juice to channel dark powers
No
Ik it dropped after 2004
Isn't that just mucous
Oh nvm
I have no idea
Esophagus
drink the forbidden corpse juice
LOL
Drinking it with the ancient egyptian cheese
stan
I read that wrong
Sarcophagus ?
I'd try it
stan being stan
bet it goes great on crackers
Consume the maggot cheese
I am very familiar with the functions of a throat
are you now
Maggot almost autocorrected and I got a heart attack mini
I don't think I ever had any pharoahs in my throat before
What
Wait
AYOOOOOOO
huh
Wha
This is not news
cursed
esophagussy
What the fuck is even happening

Go home
im banning stan for this
valid
father epilepsy
WHAT DID I DO
you know what you did

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
hi banning stan for this
GOD I hate the saluting face
You are his 13th reason
ok lets not go that far

stan you did not do nothing
so proud of u
I never saw Silver Lining's Playbook
๐ซก
STAN

Which one was with the girl who had cystic fibrosis
What.
definitely not the one with a 13th reason
it's a series
je ne peux pas gรฉrer รงa
and I would have zero way to explain this to anyone not here rn
Doesn't she kill herself cuz she has cystic fibrosis
you... what...
notice how when stan joins chat it explodes
ok stan you go in timeout
????????????????
Idfk man
stan what does that even mean
Jennifer Lawrence
Ok unironically I'm fucking confused
i
ah yes
whaaaaaaaaat
stan just saying shit at this point
The one with Jennifer Lawrence
Stan is just popping out an AI generated screenplay rn
luna could perfectly have a conversation with you in french and we wouldnt know wtf yall are saying
Can you just explain to me what I'm missing
confused sounds like one lucky varlet
I now know what u mean (I dont)
I'm gonna put stan's messages into chatgpt and see what it responds with
Silver linings playbook is some semi cheesy romance right
Oh 13 reasons why is a show I just looked it up
that you watch with a girl
The fuck?
Yeah
football romance movie
it's not a good show so you're at least not missing out on anything
he's right
I thought it was a romance where the girl has cystic fibrosis
it has nothing to do with someone killing themselves over cystic fibrosis...
Well first I'd have to make sure he properly speaks French, because I don't want to know how he'll accidentally butcher the words
ok so I watched superbowl for the first time this year and holy moly it felt like some boomer shit
Jay voodray un baguette por favor
rude
stan gonna say some racist shit on accident
That hamster looks like The Rock
or on purpose
Kinda
stan says racist shit on purpose
seรฑor, por favor
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how does that hamster look like the rock
stan rn
yeah I don't get all the football hype except for getting together, drinking, and eating shitty good food
yes
juice
It's over stan the allegations are coming out
Why is he so close
Cuz it's got the ship tiers and the head
And why is it kinda funny
Shoulders
Usher doing the halftime show and all the camera focus on taylor swift I was like "oh I didn't realise footballers are stuck in 2013"
well halftime show is just
w/e
its some random shit
tswift is new to football this year
I didn't know usher sang
?????????
superbowl now is just the biggest advertisement event in america
I thought he just wrapped
wtf did you think he
Rapped
LOL
WRAPPED
he's one of santas elves
.....
WHAT DID YOU THINK HE DID
Idk man I never really listened to him
Oh..
I hope usher gives me a pony for christmas
stan hes a music artist
So
what does this mean 99% of the time
stan does not know a single music artist
okay well to be fair not every rapper sings i think
also american football commentary is so hilarious to me, shit's cheesy af
I went to a conservatory for composition but I didn't sing
feels like WWE but then you realise it's not ironic
A religion
Like pasta
he thought it was a song called "geraldine" by LED ZEPPLIN
WHAT
Oh
yeah commentary can be pretty mid
as someone who watched every game from my team
Skelli is gonna fucking explode if this continues
Vocaroo is a quick and easy way to share voice messages over the interwebs.
he also thought lynyrd skynyrd was a guy named leonard skinner
the actual football was pretty neat to watch tho, close game n all
and the rules were simple enough to pick up
yeah football only has a few complex rules

???
I thought that's how that Vietnam song goes lol
it's super stop and start tho compared to rugby which takes some getting used to
what even is that link
rugby is very continuous
yeah its 2 hours of not game and 1 hour of game
an infohazard
aussie rules football is also pretty much constant play
they do all wear short shorts so...
VUVUZELAS
I'm at home
i cant stop myself from purchasing ogryn cosmetics
I'm gonna stop you
but man this face looks funny in the frame





