Bear
#zealot-class
hushed knoll
placid fiber
What?
hushed knoll
I’m not a bear
placid fiber
Can you prevent forest fires?
unreal edge
How is shock and awe? Seen thunderhammer can get it. Duration seems very low but I assume it could work out similarly to opportunist?
placid fiber
Yeah
hushed knoll
Can you prevent forest fires?
I apparently ask my friends this when I am super drunk
unreal edge
Is this because of some hit cap or smth? 60% less enemy mass seems like big cleave increase on its face
coarse birch
oh can you buy it already
placid fiber
I haven't pre-ordered something since darktide
frosty herald
its 40 bucks dont mind the pricetag
unreal edge
Im mildly hypecontained over dragons dogma 2. Dragons dogma was just amazing good. Hope it surpasses it.
frosty herald
lets be real
coarse birch
i doubt ill wait and see what people think esp since i only care about if bosses are good which is subjective anyway
frosty herald
were all getting it
unreal edge
I tend to wait a few months before getting games. See if they are shit, servers will hold up, some QoL mods may be released. Just a much better experience.
ripe quest
Fuck, they fixed Scattershot
placid fiber
I'm not, but, that is because I have stopped liking that type of game
coarse birch
i usually just pre order stuff ive been waiting on
like FF7r 2
or ff16
like no chance i dont pre order those i dont even really need to think about it
but not much else
unreal edge
Ive enjoyed vtide 1, 2 and darktide so much. Rate fatshark highly. But after darktide release and prerelease no way I wanna preorder from one of the better gamedevs out there.
stuck aspen
Oh Hel yeah. The gunners and shooters push was finaly removed. Time to take revenge.
coarse birch
had i known how much i would enjoy DT i may have preordered it
well i think it was just the push of basic shooters
unless i read wrong
i think like reapers still wind tunnel y ou
south folio
yeah there's still ice skates for them
feels less pronounced than before
more than 1 is definitely wind tunneling you
coarse birch
chainaxe rolled
damn it took that long
unreal edge
Do mods have to be updated for this patch?
royal vortex
i did a little bit of psykhanium crack
coarse birch
Do mods have to be updated for this patch?
yeah prob
royal vortex
they do
unreal edge
oofers
coarse birch
just gotta run the patch file
man i swear i played more zealot
guess i really did psyker binge for a while
frosty herald
the psykarium lady gossiping might also be related to future content
cause why else would they add it in
north sedge
Jortstealers coming for sure
lusty turtle
on with an irl friend atm
fading vale
Fuck, they fixed Scattershot
rip
rigid trellis
messmer looks sick
royal vortex
the agri revolver pub experience is watching a guy miss a magdump on 2 specials
fire into 3 bruisers
and then take an ammo pack
ripe quest
rip
Now it's super conflicting because Scattershot on Agri cannot run DoD and stability should be dumped
north sedge
his surgical speedloader doing god's work then
frosty herald
there wasn't a single godskin
the omen lion removes all of his clothing revealing 4 tiny godskins
south folio
Now it's super conflicting because Scattershot on Agri cannot run DoD and stabil...
solution: run DoD and don't ever dodge
ripe quest
solution: run DoD and don't ever dodge
I cannot believe I looked up to you.
frosty herald
you already know im using the kicks ash of war
ripe quest
/s
south folio
L
median steeple
https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/1awecia/official_dlc_pictures_from_e...
so we seem to be getting at least two new crucible incantations
ripe quest
frosty herald
so we seem to be getting at least two new crucible incantations
the porcupine one and the wings
south folio
i have to visually decipher that emoji every time i see it
median steeple
yeah which the wings look sick
ripe quest
i have to visually decipher that emoji every time i see it
It's very info dense yeah
frosty herald
i think this is one of the first crucible enemies weve seen besides knights
median steeple
also a new rot incant
rigid trellis
i think this is one of the first crucible enemies weve seen besides knights
misbegotten are tied to the crucible
median steeple
in the trailer we saw the butterflies when they were flying around
zealous basin
frosty herald
it might not be a rot incantation
it might also be a charm incantation like the one branch item
median steeple
some of the new armor sets we saw look great
south folio
horrifying
frosty herald
miquella also dipped shortly after getting kidnapped by mohg
to the shadowlands
so hes been simping over a husk
fading vale
why do all the names start with m
ripe quest
So like, what's up with the powersword activation thing?
frosty herald
why do all the names start with m
malenia marika melina and miquella
ripe quest
Is it like, activate again and it changes what move it throws out?
rigid trellis
someone just put a clip in vet chat
north sedge
horrifying
ripe quest
someone just put a clip in vet chat
Looks goofy as shit
coarse birch
@royal vortex let me reset my game one of my mods is being goofy post patch
ripe quest
<@445566734255259648> let me reset my game one of my mods is being goofy post pa...
which one
coarse birch
loadout monitor
ripe quest
Ah fuck
coarse birch
ovenproof is giving me messages for burster kills too for some reason
but less big of a deal
fading vale
the real question is do we get a maiden
south folio
https://tenor.com/view/hololive-gura-egg-guregg-gawr-gura-holomyth-gif-25091352
where do you find this stuff
frank night
south folio
https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-21589275
why do you exist
frank night
Look at him go
north sedge
where do you find this stuff
south folio
at what time and place have you been put in this world, and by who, so that i may prevent your existence entirely with a time machine
wow
you're literally just searching up "dancing egg"
you sick fuck
fleet zealot
https://tenor.com/view/duck-gif-21589275
north sedge
where do you find this stuff
that little gif button
south folio
binch
frank night
If you could make a time machine you wouldn't be running darktide on a world war 2 radio
frosty herald
the dlc area also seems to take place in present time
fading vale
you're literally just searching up "dancing egg"
frosty herald
since marika step foot there but also because its hidden by the shadow of the erdtree
frank night
frosty herald
so it might not be a dream world
fleet zealot
since marika step foot there but also because its hidden by the shadow of the er...
Step foot
frosty herald
just shrouded in shadows
ripe quest
If I had a time machine I would've murdered the nexus event that ultimately handed this shitty ass internet to me on a golden platter.
visual stream
"Sefoni will now gossip to rejects in the Meat Grinder" WOOOOOO new Sefoni lore
fading vale
wow are you still downloading the patch
fading vale
I think I could download it in sub 2 minutes
zealous basin
ripe quest
It's been out for like 3 hours
ripe quest
god fucking I hate this
median steeple
bros fiending
frosty herald
ripe quest
You know what sucks too? I can play any other online game okish to perfectly fine. I can no longer watch movies though.
south folio
i'd probably drown in the sorrows of rhythm games with internet like that
ripe quest
Helldivers 2 right? Same engine as Tide games yeah? I only lag out maybe once every few games.
south folio
damn really?
ripe quest
Yeah it's like, perfectly fine most of the time.
It's why I'm picking up Mortal Sin because I have to wait until I can play Vermintide or Darktide with my friends.
visual stream
Oh god they made it so trapper shots actually get aborted when they're interrupted instead of that dreadful ass interaction before 
rigid trellis
I'm trying to order the collectors edition but the website breaks when I try go to the checkout
coarse birch
Oh god they made it so trapper shots actually get aborted when they're interrupt...
wym
like they dont keep trying to shoot
thats an older fix
or is there a new one
royal vortex
mutie grabbed me on a staircase and then immediately stopped charging
pulling me into an overhead
coarse birch
you have very bad mutie luck
rigid trellis
or is there a new one
they added a sound cue for when you successfully interrupt a trappers shot n they gotta run off instead of just refiring
"Changed so Scab Trapper aborts their shoot net sound and plays a stop sound if interrupted while shooting, to better interface that you successfully triggered its shooting cooldown."
coarse birch
ah
i didnt actually see that
i did see the new interaction for fire being absorbed through toughness
visual stream
wym
By aborted I don't mean interrupted, like they need to reload instead of refiring once the interruption is over
The dreadful interaction being when a trapper keeps getting staggered in the middle of a horde so it keeps trying to shoot
Aneurysm moment
rocky marsh
"Changed so Scab Trapper aborts their shoot net sound and plays a stop sound if ...
you could interrupt their shot?
i thought t hey had stagger resist while shooting?
south folio
nah they made trappers easier to stagger some time ago
frosty herald
I'm trying to order the collectors edition but the website breaks when I try go ...
Youd be lucky if you can get through and it wont be sold out
rigid trellis
they reduced the stagger resist in a previous patch
visual stream
A little resistance, but not immunity
rocky marsh
they reduced the stagger resist in a previous patch
big patch or small patch? so sorry, kinda weird question
rigid trellis
Youd be lucky if you can get through and it wont be sold out
thats why I'm still up at 1am trying 
smaller patch i think
south folio
you can pretty comfortably run up to trappers and push them to stagger them nowadays
provided you have the requisite stamina for enough stagger
rocky marsh
oh? while they are shooting?
south folio
ye
rocky marsh
thats much better
south folio
is very nice
rocky marsh
i was still palyting wuith assumption that you cant stagger them
rigid trellis
blessed trappers are still quite stagger resistant but it's still possible to interrupt them now unlike before
south folio
yeah i lived in fear of trappers for quite some time until i noticed it recently
frosty herald
Its laying groundwork for the next update
rocky marsh
havent played mael since i came back 2 weeks ago
rocky marsh
Its laying groundwork for the next update
are the ygoing to bring the power level down?
rn dt balance seem to be kill it before it does anything
rocky marsh
ngl i think dt would greatly benefit from a cte
they could do seriously crazy stuff too just to see how people would react
something like, when mommentum at 10 stacks , you now ahve omni directional ranged dodge
or smite staff causing chainnable explosions on kill
north sedge
cte?
rocky marsh
community test environment\
north sedge
overhaul had that
royal vortex
smite psyker rq and we got a smoke recon vet in return
@coarse birch ill probs be back on in 30 if ur around
royal vortex
he made the most of them
north sedge
always is
open echo
car
violet hornet
Stan's allowed to drive?
hushed knoll
Jfc
north sedge
hiverat
hushed knoll
open echo
hivevrat
violet hornet
Hivevrat
ivory marlin
Do we trust stan to drive?
open echo
no
coarse birch
what kind of car is a hivevrat
hushed knoll
That Mac needs ketchup
ripe quest
I would kiss them
Those people are at the "we're poor but we're a big family" level of poverty and I'm joining them for dinner.
ripe quest
That'll taste like vague colors but with some salt and pepper it'll be edible.
violet hornet
Fucking unsauced macaroni
coarse birch
or sauce
median steeple
nude noodles
coarse birch
even some parm
violet hornet
How did they get a tomato that red and pickles / cucumber that pale lol
pine tartan
Is flamer good? which stats must priotize for them?
violet hornet
Beans def from a can
violet hornet
Nudels
coarse birch
ok im biased cause i love cucumber so just cucumber is fine
honestly most of the stuff is fine on its own
i just wouldnt want like potatoes and tomato
rocky marsh
whos the guy that stores all of stan's quotes?
hushed knoll
It’s not
ripe quest
I miss Exowk thru old
You piece of lard
hushed knoll
My autocorrect didn’t work
rocky marsh
then how did it get autocorrected to Exowk
coarse birch
we all have stan quotes
rocky marsh
where did the H go to
i understand i becomes o
why is there a w
guessing k comes from l
coarse birch
but dough or laz probably have the most
south folio
where did the H go to
i understand i becomes o
why is there a w
guessing k comes...
don't question it
rocky marsh
stan are you missing letters on purpose so that you can type less and get autocorrect to do the work
bro you should go work at the court recordings
they type shortform words so that the machine autocorrects it from them
ripe quest
but dough or laz probably have the most
It's simply a numbers game yeah
ripe quest
but stan has messed up my name a lot
rocky marsh
ripe quest
like, very dense fuckups
coarse birch
tbf like all our names are stan names
but exhil and josho have gotten a lot recently
rocky marsh
is that why josho change hsi name every 2 days
south folio
so sad
rocky marsh
arco
south folio
hi
north sedge
rocky marsh
argo stan?
south folio
ye
ripe quest
hi argo hii argo
coarse birch
socks was a good name
north sedge
Bulky bell Katie is my favorite arco name still
rocky marsh
i don't know out of Colombia makes sense and is contextually funny
coarse birch
and then skele abused his mod powers to change my name
its the rules
shrimple as that
as you would say
south folio
unfair
rocky marsh
i don't know out of Colombia makes sense and is contextually funny
like stan is secretly a modern family enjoyer
Out of Colombia
north sedge
north sedge
Day
coarse birch
day
north sedge
rocky marsh
i request to join that server, you guys can perm mute me.
i just want to read the messages.
south folio
ok the y->g i understand
maybe he typed "dag" and the phone autocorrected into "dog"
coarse birch
that would make sense
rocky marsh
is his phone like a hua wei from 2009?
north sedge
Iphone
south folio
i think he got a new phone recently right
coarse birch
i think he has just typed wrong so many times his auto correct auto corrects to stanisms
south folio
since there was that talk about his phone not having his typing scent yet
north sedge
It's user error
rocky marsh
no but dag shouldn't autocorrect to dog
rigid trellis
Youd be lucky if you can get through and it wont be sold out
I got it 
rigid trellis
right
median steeple
frosty herald
hushed knoll
IT NEEDS MY TYPING SCENT
lusty turtle
and then skele abused his mod powers to change my name
hushed knoll
Why are you being mean to me
royal vortex
Why are you being mean to me
royal vortex
an ancient and powerful spell
rocky marsh
how do you spell it
rocky marsh
i think whats so suspicious about stan is that
the stuff he types seems like the stuff you type on purpose just to make afriend laugh
rocky marsh
fuck you stan
rocky marsh
hushed knoll
I miss Skelly
south folio
so sad that he's left this world
royal vortex
Soft serve ice cream still needs to be microwaved
i hope you are imprisoned
hushed knoll
How comfortable do you think prison beds are
frosty herald
Stan stop putting radioactive ion waves on your icecream
hushed knoll
I would want to see if they are candidates for bed angeling before I accept the judge’s verdict 
royal vortex
How comfortable do you think prison beds are
significantly less cozy than a crab
stan u can't just deny the judge's verdict they like
force u
hushed knoll
Do you think chocolate ice cream would keep mosquitos away from you skin
royal vortex
?????
hushed knoll
It’s basically mud
visual stream
Is point blank a decent blessing for revolver?
hushed knoll
Don’t people smear mud on themselves
visual stream
I would imagine it would be unless it only means melee kills with the bash
royal vortex
what kind of fucking chocolate ice cream are you eating
royal vortex
Is point blank a decent blessing for revolver?
unfortunately still just outclassed by surgical
hushed knoll
Honestly ice cream would probably be good for sunburns
visual stream
Do you think chocolate ice cream would keep mosquitos away from you skin
The mosquito getting 10,000% of the daily nutritional value worth of high fructose corn syrup:
visual stream
Honestly ice cream would probably be good for sunburns
Sticky? Good for sunburns? 
I feel like that's the opposite
fading vale
so how are the audio changes
coarse birch
they seem fine
but i need to play more
bursters still do the funny not blowing up thing
fading vale
notice any silent enemies?
fading vale
that's pretty pog
coarse birch
i have not been caught off guard by random burster
visual stream
In my first match I played a burster was still silent
coarse birch
one was a little funky but i think it was because it was changed spawn doors
royal vortex
bursters inside spawn doors are still silent
fading vale
damn
royal vortex
blew me up with an insta-leap
unreal vale
Silent enemies are not a problem if you can't hear about it.
royal vortex
generally i didnt get completely silent ones otherwise
coarse birch
yeah doors are sketch
visual stream
bursters inside spawn doors are still silent
I feel like this was an intentional decision a while back, they noticed people camped spawn doors and went 1000% in the direction of making sure that doesn't happen
royal vortex
it's i think specifically ones that have just spawned
fading vale
maybe "zone" would be better to say
royal vortex
because i had like 3 inside a door that were all ticking
visual stream
That's my guess, because why else would they randomly start spawning more often when you get closer to doors
royal vortex
which was equally confusing because only one went out at a time
meaning i was living in FEAR
fading vale
well it's not just spawn doors that have audio issues, it's potentially any door connecting two different spaces
visual stream
I'll tell you what, there are at least 4 choke points in this game where you HAVE to exist near a spawn door and the director does not care if you need to go there, you are still door camping to it
royal vortex
it's a per-map issue so there's probably changes that haven't been listed as per tradition with fs
fading vale
yeah
fading vale
that's what we are saying
royal vortex
the general vibe i got was that stuff is more consistent now because there's far less instances where i turn and surprise disabler
frosty herald
Btw
fading vale
cool
frosty herald
How is the push force reduction
visual stream
At least it's a little more reliable
royal vortex
since there were audio issues with just enemies existing in the same area and cancelling out each other's sounds
coarse birch
i ran zealot so i dont actually know
visual stream
Good fixes in this patch, plus minor QoL and a tad new stuff
queen oyster
I just want red weapons to have a reason to farm missions again
frank night
meaning i was living in FEAR
Nothing unusual
royal vortex
hi mittins
coarse birch
its h mittins
frank night
Greetings
frosty herald
I want to have new penance cosmetics
frank night
Did u say please
jagged geyser
royal vortex
its h mittins
my apologies
coarse birch
its ok its only been like an hour
queen oyster
anyone got the combat blade with 550 rating of perfection?
frank night
my apologies
Accepted
coarse birch
i dont have any 550s
jagged geyser
I’m thinking unyielding and maniacs for perks, am I stupid?
coarse birch
maniac unyielding is alright if you really need boss damage
royal vortex
swap out one of the blessings for dumdum
viral hare
Having a 550 is just a flex tbh most weapons don’t need that high stats in everything
coarse birch
unless your making a funny gun
visual stream
Unyielding could be good for killing reaper faster as well
coarse birch
yeah 550 can be the same as a 510
jagged geyser
i woudnt run those blessings
Also what I’m looking for help on
queen oyster
550 means you beat the game xD
coarse birch
swap one out for dum dum
jagged geyser
I can do that
coarse birch
and then one perk
visual stream
550 means you beat the game xD
Until they add red weapons 
coarse birch
id swap weakspot
viral hare
if they add red weapons I WILL cry
but that means I have more reason to play the game so it’s ok actually
queen oyster
hype for red weps one day
coarse birch
i wouldnt mind red weapons although it would probably be smarter to do a crafting change before a blessing/red weapons update
rocky marsh
i have not been caught off guard by random burster
wait so did they fix the burster silent ledge bug?
frosty herald
Red weapons will be 650
coarse birch
tbh i assumed red weps was just higher stat rolls
unless they add something new to what you can put on weps
frosty herald
It has to break the 80% stat cap
frosty herald
Didnt vt2 do that
hushed knoll
Omg hi yoshi
coarse birch
i think so
hushed knoll
I forgot you were twist lmao
coarse birch
hi stan
frosty herald
Where your stats would automatically go to 100
queen oyster
its be happy if red weps were 380 ratings but no locks
coarse birch
you named me twist lol
hushed knoll
Why did I read that as red wasps
viral hare
I don’t think red weapons would be healthy for the game tho tbh, it would make current difficulties too easy
queen oyster
we just need 2x harder endgame
frosty herald
Stan gave me a new name
viral hare
we just need 2x harder endgame
poxwalker smacks me with a stick he found
I break every bone in my body
queen oyster
just dodge behind team they can handle poxbursters with their faces always fun
coarse birch
what is to ham
coarse birch
oh no
fading vale
what are you celebrating
queen oyster
hes celebrating becoming older
hushed knoll
I’m getting a new car
fading vale
@lusty turtle prepare yourself
coarse birch
my ALARM is at the ready
hushed knoll
I am going to take tequila
frosty herald
What are you celebrating @hushed knoll
royal vortex
I am getting butt drunk
so you're ingesting the alcohol through an enema?
that's kinda dangerous stan
hushed knoll
NO
royal vortex
be careful
viral hare
tequila infused tequila
coarse birch
damn stan going to a college party
coarse birch
and why are you putting the tequila inside the tequila
north sedge
Holbrook brand holy water
coarse birch
that seems redundant
fading vale
why would you measure liquid in a square
viral hare
idk why are you a square
fading vale
royal vortex
i measure them in circles
lusty turtle
<@94406045148917760> prepare yourself
🥹
fading vale
lol
lusty turtle
he already fucked my name again before he even got drunk
coarse birch
nobodys name is safe
fading vale
I expect new names for everyone within about 7 hours
hushed knoll
and why are you putting the tequila inside the tequila
BECAUZE YOU DONT ASI QUESTIONS IN CANDACE LAND
CANDY
hushed knoll
Why are we talking about me doing an enema
royal vortex
because u said butt drunk
royal vortex
why are u giving ur enemies enemas
hushed knoll
I want to help their cologne health
frosty herald
Stan is smoking loud
ivory marlin
hushed knoll
Colon
lusty turtle
I expect new names for everyone within about 7 hours
Gentlemen, set your watches
I wish you all luck
frosty herald
Get them pinkertons ready
ivory marlin
LMAO
hushed knoll
SHUT IT CENT SOCKS
royal vortex
hushed knoll
SOCKET
coarse birch
F
median steeple
already have one
royal vortex
why didnt it embed
coarse birch
join arco
ivory marlin
Cent socks
median steeple
tropic harbor
Synths shouldn’t be artifact creatures, they should be abominations
median steeple
I bet josho is the first one to be murdered
royal vortex
please no
ivory marlin
Womp womp
ivory marlin
I hate auras but migt cop three dog
ivory marlin
Josue
median steeple
noway
lusty turtle
guys im reaching the character limit
royal vortex
NOOOOOOOOOO
coarse birch
welp
median steeple
ivory marlin
I dont think stan has ever written my name
lusty turtle
josue hubble
ivory marlin
Or addressed me
tropic harbor
It’s like how every ghoul is a feral ghoul. I’ve never spoken with a non feral ghoul and shoot all ghouls on sight. Ad Victoriam
fading vale
Hubble wrap, is that what they use for the hubble
median steeple
I dont think stan has ever written my name
there is a few he hasnt killed yet
the hubble smellascope
royal vortex
what
median steeple
What
lusty turtle
what
ivory marlin
What
hushed knoll
Like amber as oreservation
median steeple
Beauty of geayriful
hushed knoll
Preservation
ivory marlin
Beauty of geayriful
Real
hushed knoll
Like a mosquito from the 1900s
lusty turtle
and responding to you talking about preserving people in amber
median steeple
Before cheese
hushed knoll
Like the ice age
slate notch
Is the agripinaa Mk Viii any good?
royal vortex
and responding to you talking about preserving people in amber
lmfao
viral hare
I wish I could preserve myself in amber
hushed knoll
I want my body to be used as a piñata but instead of candy I want there to be ethically harvested coffee beans
torn stream
how is the patch? Doesn't look like they added much of anything, but are the changes good?
ivory marlin
I wish i could have all the fallout mtg cards
median steeple
Bro is talking about the first homo erectus
ivory marlin
But to want them now risks the pinkertons
coarse birch
I want my body to be used as a piñata but instead of candy I want there to be et...
you want your body to be full of coffee beans
and then broken open
to get the coffee beans
royal vortex
stan wants to be converted into a meat pie
ivory marlin
Stan is not human
lusty turtle
ivory marlin
No way they arent some ai
royal vortex
i also want to state
median steeple
stan wants to be converted into a meat pie
its made of stan !
lusty turtle
stan please, i'm not getting paid to moderate this
royal vortex
the first time i said "converted into a meat pie" in stan's presence he told me never to say that again
the last time i said it he said "that's kinda hot"
strange creature
ivory marlin
stan please, i'm not getting paid to moderate this
Stan sent a food pic a bit ago
Be glad you missed it
frosty herald
stan is german right
ivory marlin
Who knows what he wouldn’t do for 20
royal vortex
ivory marlin
Is he
royal vortex
that's one of the worst clips i still have on my hard drive
i dont know if i will ever upload it
median steeple
what would he do for a klondike bar
frosty herald
i keep forgetting if hes german teaching english or teaching german
hushed knoll
to get the coffee beans
Yes and then I want the coffee from my body to be ground and brewed and drunk at my rememberancr ceremrjeururt
ivory marlin
what would he do for a klondike bar
Are klondikes good?
median steeple
no
hushed knoll
Remembrance ceremony
ivory marlin
Remembrance ceremony
Stan are you german?
ivory marlin
Oh cool
frosty herald
hermann
royal vortex
Hermann
ivory marlin
Diet hermann
median steeple
Peewee
frosty herald
stan is literally hitler
ivory marlin
💀
median steeple
ivory marlin
Yall see the new dbd killer?
royal vortex
https://streamable.com/a5uvme @coarse birch i found this on my desktop
median steeple
Yeah it's a little goof ball
royal vortex
it was in a different folder because i alt-tabbed as i hit the clip key
presumably to mald in a different chat
ivory marlin
Yeah it's a little goof ball
He says hello when you load up the game
coarse birch
dude he was shooting that burster for 10 minutes
frosty herald
i wonder whats going to happen to dbd when the liscenses start to run out
ivory marlin
And that hell send you a post card
median steeple
Graaah you don't need to explain it to me I've played it a bunch
royal vortex
dude he was shooting that burster for 10 minutes
actual fucking lobotomite
ivory marlin
No im not explaining it i just think he’s a silly little guy
frosty herald
https://streamable.com/a5uvme <@1117340723692445746> i found this on my desktop
what the fuck
ivory marlin
i wonder whats going to happen to dbd when the liscenses start to run out
Hooked on you gets an update
hushed knoll
Why does match tea taste like grass
median steeple
actual fucking lobotomite
Nah he's just RPing as an og
frosty herald
how do people this dumb play auric
hushed knoll
Matcha
royal vortex
what does grass taste like
median steeple
Sour
ivory marlin
No
frosty herald
median steeple
No
ivory marlin
Stan
coarse birch
josho why did you show him that
royal vortex
"bread is grass"
median steeple
I love him
frosty herald
the boi
frosty herald
ass y
royal vortex
josho why did you show him that
what
ivory marlin
Wheat grass and wheat are different things im pretty sure
viral hare
I love his tiny little hands
coarse birch
the weatherboy clip
frosty herald
now elden ring has its own studio gibli cute little creature with a goofy face
median steeple
Deathblight swamp deathblight swamp
frosty herald
me asf
hushed knoll
I knew of wbrhsuboy fling before Josho told euer y
viral hare
playing Elden ring running into the jellyfish mini quest not expecting a wholesome little moment
misty mason
Aw, mostly tweaks and bug fixes
median steeple
Oh god it's begun
hushed knoll
I meant I knew of weather boy long before Josho told me
coarse birch
stans still sober im p sure
misty mason
Not the update I was hoping for, but the update I should have expected
frosty herald
Deathblight swamp deathblight swamp
miyazaki legit said that in retrospective he really likes putting poison swamps into the games he makes so its nostalgic for players when they encounter one in the dlc
patch
not update
update is yet to come
median steeple
Sad
misty mason
That is a weird splitting of hairs
royal vortex
u can split hairs in weirder ways im sure
median steeple
Spoon
misty mason
I'd believe it, ask Stan to split a hair and who knows what you'll get
clear knot
josho are audio qs actually fixed?
royal vortex
they seem better
misty mason
Someone did say that they were expecting a patch, mostly so they could add new premium cosmetics in 😐
royal vortex
less poxburster jumpscares
royal vortex
i havent played enough/on enough maps to give a solid verdict
viral hare
miyazaki legit said that in retrospective he really likes putting poison swamps ...
hot take I really like the lake of rot area in ER
frosty herald
if people havent figured out by now that they rotate every 2 weeks theyre dumb
frosty herald
hot take I really like the lake of rot area in ER
jaunty lava
Mutant oneshot isnt patched 😦
median steeple
if people havent figured out by now that they rotate every 2 weeks theyre dumb
MFs who've been playing since launch asking when the shop resets
viral hare
I really like how it looks and having to make a path through the area myself
Also the area at the end is pretty neat
ripe quest
MFs who've been playing since launch asking when the shop resets
You just know those mfs are eating the fomo shit up
viral hare
Fuck Astel tho that boss can suck a fat one
ripe quest
Willing to bet a non-zero number of people here have purchased every cosmetic
coarse birch
ill rot myself on purpose after rolling in it to get the weaker version
and then sprint through
its like not offensive
viral hare
You just know those mfs are eating the fomo shit up
the amount of krieg psykers I saw when those cosmetics came out is staggering
then they fell off the face of the earth
median steeple
The only thing I like about the shop is the ability to buy Individual pieces
Still too expensive tho
coarse birch
ill buy stuff if i like it
it do be a little pricey
which is why i usually just buy stuff i really like
ripe quest
I bought what I wanted half a year ago
median steeple
Can't believe Micheal Zaki added a new twink that has snakes
viral hare
I like to get one good set of cosmetics for each class then I’m good
ivory marlin
I saw the word twink so im back
ripe quest
Metal cage for my head, knight armor for my chest. That's all I need.
royal vortex
some of the sets are really cool and other sets are generic bodyarmor with some chainmail in a new paint
ivory marlin
Whats up what we talking bout
royal vortex
dont apologize
ivory marlin
Don’t apologize
ivory marlin
https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-hl2-gif-23669224
Its noon
hushed knoll
Ramen? I prefer my men cooked
ivory marlin
Thanks stan
frosty herald
the scion set was only a helmet dont hmui rn
median steeple
god I wish they just released the whole set
frosty herald
In Famitsu's interview he says:
">Eight new weapon TYPES. Tachi (great katana), sword held backwards, a monk style melee weapon, "dueling shield", throwing dagger which turns all regular attacks into ranged attacks."
for the elden ring dlc
viral hare
In Famitsu's interview he says:
">Eight new weapon TYPES. Tachi (great katana),...
I saw a man throw a pot
frosty herald
YEET
viral hare
that’s all I care about
viral hare
there will be a non zero amount of people cosplaying sephiroth with those great katanas
calling it now
median steeple
all I want is the new weapon that gives wings
viral hare
I think that’s an ash of war maybe
frosty herald
perhaps
median steeple
I think its a linked ash since the weapon looks like a crucible weapon
misty mason
all I want is the new weapon that gives wings
Red bull weapon art
frosty herald
this just takes place on another landmass
median steeple
or the past since people t hink we saw young godrick
frosty herald
monk style melee weapon and dueling shields
median steeple
land of reeds
viral hare
I ran strength arcane my first playthrough and then dragon cult caster my second, idk if I should run pure int or faith hybrid when the dlc comes out
frosty herald
its most likely the land of the numen
since marika first stepped foot there
you could always respec with larval tear
coarse birch
all I want is the new weapon that gives wings
this could just be the crucible knights phase 2 flying move tbh
viral hare
yeah but starting character does matter a little
I don’t want to curse myself over it later
coarse birch
ive never found it to be a huge deal honestly
probs different on first playthrough though
even in like ds1/3 though
misty mason
Everyone is literate in the land of reeds
median steeple
this could just be the crucible knights phase 2 flying move tbh
I mean yeah that was obvious
its a spear and shield
it seems
coarse birch
oh i didnt even watch the trailer yet
i didnt realize it was shown lol
like the AOW
i knew the trailer came out
frosty herald
its a spear and shield
dueling shield and a twinblade
misty mason
I do like that more people are talking about an elden ring dlc trailer rather than a patch that just dropped for the game that this discord is for
coarse birch
no
frosty herald
my guess
median steeple
My darktide died updating for some reason
frosty herald
is that mohg will be nerfed by 6 area levels
lusty turtle
what on gods green earth
placid fiber
What...?
frosty herald
or rebalanced to be easier
lusty turtle
im gonna delete that one for user mental safety
coarse birch
i fucking cant dude
hushed knoll
SKELLY IM SORRY
coarse birch
holy shit
hushed knoll
PLEASE FORGIVE ME
median steeple
Or make the item you need to counter his best move more accessible
stan has went too far
lusty turtle
yoshi u still doing DT?
coarse birch
yeah
hushed knoll
yoshi u still doing DT?
Can you forgive me
misty mason
Stans fursona is a rhino I guess
coarse birch
i think josho might be playing too he said he would return
lusty turtle
Can you forgive me
no 
placid fiber
im gonna delete that one for user mental safety
It's too late for me...
hushed knoll
no <a:AmeliaSMHHD:854361805233193020>
WTF why 
placid fiber
viral hare
also you need to kill mogh to enter the dlc
I think many many people predicted and expected this
placid fiber
I saw it...
coarse birch
that was the greatest message ever
viral hare
It kinda seemed like a “that’s it?” Thing after you killed mogh
coarse birch
i gotta admit
median steeple
I think many many people predicted and expected this
I mean it was obvi
coarse birch
stan will say things with his chest
median steeple
but its outright confirmed here
frosty herald
maybe the basegame will have been overhauled besides the dlc
median steeple
so now people will have to commit mohg and ball torture
coarse birch
@royal vortex are you playing i think skele wants to play
royal vortex
sure
coarse birch
ill try new BB
lusty turtle
i can't believe stan turned josho french
viral hare
This was a theory people had about the towers scattered about, that the middle would be some place for dlc, was anything ever revealed about that
median steeple
This was a theory people had about the towers scattered about, that the middle w...
nah it doesnt seem like it
the map seems almost as big as the normal one
viral hare
the map seems almost as big as the normal one
got damn
if that’s the case then a full playthrough not rushing easily would take 120-140 hours
median steeple
I think like limgrave, the lake, and the captial sized with some underground areas maybe?
frosty herald
miyazaki said it was the size of limgrave
fleet zealot
@void bison
frosty herald
dunno if that includes weeping penunsila as well
viral hare
miyazaki said it was the size of limgrave
That’s more manageable
median steeple
yeah but im trying to figure out where the blightswamp is
and I think
underground
viral hare
Prob
frosty herald
and miyazaki is known to downplay his games
viral hare
regardless of what it is I’m beyond excited
frosty herald
like elden ring being 30-50 hours long
placid fiber
<@357649338530398208>
Oh no, it's trying to escape!
viral hare
like elden ring being 30-50 hours long
Maybe I’m slow but first playthrough I took like 70-80 hours I think
median steeple
yes there is 1000% more underground areas
frosty herald
my first took 110 hours
placid fiber
https://tenor.com/view/goodafternoon-hi-gif-21083736
💯
frosty herald
the most recent one i did was 70
median steeple
yeah most playthroughs for me take 60-100
placid fiber
Everyone wants to be a frog...
median steeple
yes there is 1000% more underground areas
I think I shall return to snarktide soon
frosty herald
this has to be an aulbinauric
viral hare
So I’m assuming this dlc is gonna take place right after the ending of the game? Or is it gonna be like ashes of ariendel where you can just do it whenever
The spooky erdtree makes me think the former
misty raven
Looks like Mohg's arena is the entrance
median steeple
Melina is still alive so she either lived or this takes place beforehand
viral hare
what’s with the erdtree in that case
frosty herald
its the shadow of the erdtree
this area is veiled unter the shadow of the massive tree
and supposedly there is another tree there
median steeple
the crucible maybe?
frosty herald
nah
viral hare
so erdtree part 2 electric boogaloo
frosty herald
the crucible is under the erdtree
burnt gust
So I am VERY new to this game. Like, maybe a week? I am not quite sure how to know if a weapon is good in the meta or not since it feels like the meta keeps changing? Like, I just saw this weapon at Sire Melk's and am not sure if it is worth purchasing.
Kantrael MG IV with modifier gear level of 378. Damage 78%, Mob 80%, Stability 68%, Ammo 72%, Stopping Power 80%
Thanks in advance 🙂
median steeple
are you level 30?
burnt gust
are you level 30?
Yep
Zealot crit build with blazing piety
I was originally running a boltgun but read on a guide that they aren't very effective??
median steeple
meta doesnt really matter unless you wanna play auric or hard mode twins
burnt gust
The stats are good though (I think)
ripe quest
That's an ok Mk IV Lasgun but Lasguns in general are hard to use on Zealot and Psyker due to suppression.
viral hare
You can make absolutely anything work in this game if you try hard enough
burnt gust
That's an ok Mk IV Lasgun but Lasguns in general are hard to use on Zealot and P...
Thanks. Is there anywhere where I can read up on this sort of meta knowledge? It feels hard to know what is good
ripe quest
I was originally running a boltgun but read on a guide that they aren't very eff...
Boltgun is fine, it takes some effort to make it viable though. It's really effective when used as a DMR but Vet can lean into that.
viral hare
generally it’s better to get a good set of weapons first and then build your skill trees around their strengths and weaknesses
burnt gust
meta doesnt really matter unless you wanna play auric or hard mode twins
I do want to try auric and endgame stuff.
burnt gust
Boltgun is fine, it takes some effort to make it viable though. It's really effe...
And zealot?
burnt gust
generally it’s better to get a good set of weapons first and then build your ski...
Gotcha.
ripe quest
Thanks. Is there anywhere where I can read up on this sort of meta knowledge? It...
We have stuff in pins for weapon blessings and perks, otherwise an actual proper Zealot guide isn't available yet.
burnt gust
I am thinking of just running crit build with evi and boltgun
burnt gust
We have stuff in pins for weapon blessings and perks, otherwise an actual proper...
Thanks 🙂
viral hare
Imo best zealot ranged weapons are the zarona revolver for single target or flamer for horde clear
ripe quest
And zealot?
It's fine on Zealot, it's our best non-Flamer option for Crushers. It's got absurd DPS in general and is a finesse weapon, so crits and weakspot hits are your best bet.
The issues come with the handling which some people can't get past, and how easy it is to waste ammo.
burnt gust
Okay!
This helped a lot
thank you
So evi for horde control and boltgun for elite/special kill sounds okay?
viral hare
gl, most peeps here are always willing to help with whatever
ripe quest
You'd be better off with a different melee weapon if you're looking for specifically horde clear.
burnt gust
Thanks! It's always daunting when you don't know if a community is willing to help 🙂
burnt gust
You'd be better off with a different melee weapon if you're looking for specific...
Any suggestions? Thunder hammer? Crusher?
viral hare
The evi mk15 is a fantastic horde clear option with a crit build and rampage
ripe quest
Mk IV Chainsword with Shred + Savage Sweep.
median steeple
the crucible is under the erdtree
nah thats the greattree not the crucible
viral hare
Heavy sword 9 is also great
ripe quest
The evi mk15 is a fantastic horde clear option with a crit build and rampage
It's like, one of our worst horde clear options.
viral hare
It's like, one of our worst horde clear options.
I don’t think so
median steeple
Micheal zaki/GRRM storytelling at its finest
ripe quest
I don’t think so
lmao ok
burnt gust
It's like, one of our worst horde clear options.
haha
viral hare
hey man I use it and it works wonders I’m not arguing
burnt gust
I guess people can make anything work
ripe quest
It does fine but again, it's one of our worst horde clear options.
burnt gust
Like, to get past the arming animation of boltgun, I use throwing knives to cancel anim
burnt gust
Mk IV Chainsword with Shred + Savage Sweep.
But the chainsword doesn't have good crowd control, right?
ripe quest
Chainsword has just about the best horde clear in the game rn.
With Martyr it'll compete with a Flamer.
burnt gust
I'll give it a shot at least!
coarse birch
6 and 7 are also good ye
burnt gust
6 and 7 are also good ye
I have a 6 with all stats about 70% except for Cleave Targets which is at 46%
viral hare
Heavy sword 6
er yeah forgor the mks, I don’t use the hswords too much anymore
burnt gust
Is that an issue?
ripe quest
All three of the Hswords will mulch hordes, the IX does it best but all three do it well.
viral hare
I don’t like em as much as either heavy evis but they good
burnt gust
Sweet 🙂 I'm excited to test some builds.
steep hound
These stats 💪 Hadron plz
viral hare
These stats 💪 Hadron plz
Incoming 🧱
ember yew
stamina +2
viral hare
but yeah realistically I just have three core zealot builds that I just swap out weapons for whenever I want to switch it up, it’s not like other classes like psyker where you need specific skills to make a staff work it’s magic
frosty herald
if myazaki means limgrave with the weeping peninsula then this is the landmass
still quartz
Wow no way they actually released a new patch for Darktide
placid fiber
Question, what do you guys think of the monster that sleeps on my couch?
viral hare
if myazaki means limgrave with the weeping peninsula then this is the landmass
Pretty large, slightly smaller than the lakes but pretty substantial
still quartz
Question, what do you guys think of the monster that sleeps on my couch?
Yeah I'd let it stay there
frosty herald
again miyazaki downplays his games
so it might be as large as liurnia
since is larger than limgrave
placid fiber
Yeah I'd let it stay there
Might rip me limb from limb...
placid fiber
still quartz
I fuckin knew something was wrong KEK
placid fiber
I saw that, earlier
placid fiber
You'll be fine
famous last words...
