zealot-class

[royal vortex]

it's not really difficult in the style of DT the game just spams enemies at u but the chaos is p enjoyable

[hushed knoll]

It can get difficult

[north sedge]

its fun for listening to laz and josho lose their minds across the map while me and derpy clear bases

[coarse birch]

ill see if it still has issues with my gpu

[delicate shadow]

sounds kinda like drg in that regard

[coarse birch]

i probably wouldnt play with randos though

[hushed knoll]

What is drg

[north sedge]

eh

the shooting is more complex than drg

[delicate shadow]

ah, yea meant enemies wise

[north sedge]

and gets much harder

[royal vortex]

DUDE

[delicate shadow]

just big ol' massive spam of big bois

for diff

[royal vortex]

THERE WERE SO MANY ROCKET DEVASTATORS

[royal vortex]

yup

[lusty turtle]

its a fun campy party game

but def not a challenge ye

[lusty turtle]

imagine DRG with no disablers

[coarse birch]

tbf i probably could use a more goofy game

[delicate shadow]

play lethal company

[coarse birch]

yeah some of my other friends are into that

well

were when it was new at least

idk about now

also @south folio ready whenever

[delicate shadow]

yea it was a very fotm type of game lol

[royal vortex]

lethal company was p fun

[delicate shadow]

oh I had fun for sure

[royal vortex]

https://streamable.com/qfs0eh

[delicate shadow]

hell I'm still down to play it with people

it's just most people are busy with other gams rn

[coarse birch]

yeah helldivers 2 is all id be able to add prob

[lusty turtle]

Amazing

[coarse birch]

if i wanted to play it somewhat often

[royal vortex]

the satisfaction of helldivers is roaching ur way through 60 fkin enemies (half of which fire instakill rockets) to get to extraction for a measly 200 xp

[delicate shadow]

I watched someone get gunned down right in front of me and I don't think a game has ever made me hit the deck harder

[north sedge]

I have terrified josho with my sentries in hd2

[calm salmon]

samples are the real thing you need anyway

and I guess req but like

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[royal vortex]

it doesnt help that sometimes your gatlings make a fucking pass across a room within half a second to fire at nothing

[median steeple]

Tuesday moment

[royal vortex]

so if im not careful i get cut in half at random

[median steeple]

sentries are hilarious for doing that

[calm salmon]

I don't like sentries

they hurt everything

and everything includes helldivers

[median steeple]

Autocannon sentry bangs

best one

pens heavy armour unlike the normal AC

[calm salmon]

I like the rocket sentry more

pens heavy armor

kills hordes with splash

it does everything wrapped up in one turret, just less ammo than the AC

[royal vortex]

the mortar is good until the mortar is dropping 3 bombs on a guy you already shot to death and then forgot you had a mortar

[median steeple]

Holy shit

its real

the one piece

https://youtu.be/qLZenOn7WUo?si=n_IL3ziUyU590W1r

ITS REAL

[north sedge]

I prefer autocannon turret over rocket as well

[calm salmon]

its definitely a bugs v robots thing

autocannon for terminators

rockets for bugs

[median steeple]

Auto bangs for both

its mostly personal

[calm salmon]

Charges and bile titans just aren't that dangerous

[lusty turtle]

autocannon slaps both ye

kills bile titans

[calm salmon]

what matters more is the fuckin trash everywhere

[median steeple]

it only comes down to which faction on mortar turrets

since you do not want to be using them on bugs

[calm salmon]

I don't need the jumpy rat fuckers to stab me in the butt cause there's 35 of them

[median steeple]

hunters yeah

fuck em

[light holly]

Stalkers be the REAL threat

Which is why I'm always scared of "Stalker Nest"

[calm salmon]

rocket sentry will obliterate hordes of small trash

[light holly]

[calm salmon]

which is based

No, not the stalkers.

The tiny ones

[light holly]

Oh hunters

[calm salmon]

Ye

[light holly]

Or the pouncers

[calm salmon]

I fuckin hate hunters

the actual stalker is whatever

bitch made in detroit

[light holly]

Really, that's wild

[calm salmon]

easy enemy to deal with

its the waves and waves of hunters that get under my skin

[light holly]

Because I can unload abit into stalkers and SOMETIMES, they just get away and go invis

And then come back to get instant damage off with their tongues

[calm salmon]

I ONLY use railgun

[north sedge]

So does ac

[calm salmon]

2 taps em

[light holly]

[calm salmon]

Railgun:

Brood Warriors

Brood Commanders

Stalkers

Chargers

Bile Titans

[drifting wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-hak-jabb-gif-16377067107010538347

[light holly]

well there's yer problem

[calm salmon]

And sometimes regular trash if I misjudge a death timing

[light holly]

Railgun is inherently kinda stank vs small tresh

[calm salmon]

None of those are small stank trash though

that's what my guard dog rover is for

[light holly]

A hunter is smol

A stalker is just an evolved hunter

[calm salmon]

No, I'm saying these are who I use the railgun on.

[north sedge]

Stalker goes down to normal gunfire

[light holly]

oh oh

[median steeple]

Breaker my beloved

[light holly]

It does take sustained fire at least... that's what I have to deal with

[calm salmon]

Breaker or regular assault rifle for everything else

[drifting wolf]

i dont use railgun because i don't want to get used to something that's probably on their radar but i have heard it's pretty much hell without one on your team in 8-9 difficulty

[calm salmon]

dmrs suck ass against bugs

[light holly]

yeah

[calm salmon]

las 5 sucks if its not on the rover

[median steeple]

They need to buff other primaries and strats

[light holly]

DMR is prettyy good against Automatons though

But the breaker is... also very good against automatons

[calm salmon]

2900 dps is 2900 dps

if you can hurt it, it WILL die

breaker could probably stand to be nerfed a lil bit

[light holly]

Yeeahh

[calm salmon]

while everything else buffed a lil bit

[drifting wolf]

i would agree on that

[calm salmon]

the las-5 scythe having 300 dps vs the breaker having 2900

😅

[drifting wolf]

isn't the las-5's gimmick not having to reload, as with most other lasguns?

[median steeple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1209547467301851246/malevelon.mp4?ex=65e751dc&is=65d4dcdc&hm=b7278379db44c0c724f958adfb3b5060dd9e6fee578b21502a5050476c1bf75e&

[calm salmon]

correction

[drifting wolf]

it's an overheat mechanic yeah

[calm salmon]

its damage is so ass you need to reload anyway

[drifting wolf]

bhruh

[median steeple]

Scythe needs a buff

since the plasma is decent

[drifting wolf]

i haven't gotten the slugger yet but i've heard it's pretty good besides its ammo economy

[calm salmon]

All of the guns have what I'd call "Mediocre ammo economy"

which is kind of the point

That said, the breaker has the best because you can just full auto a horde and all the small trash is immediately dead, or one shot from a pistol close to dead.

Which is. . . problematic for the joy to be found in other weapons.

[median steeple]

other weapons need more damage or something

[calm salmon]

I can sit there burst/tap firing everything with the stock liberator and do fine, but I can also just turn on the fun switch on the breaker and get the same performance with 10% of the brainpower

[median steeple]

I think ammo is fine for the most part

[maiden path]

guys its ryan gosling in punisher 2004

[calm salmon]

the AR liberator is kinda feelsbadman

[median steeple]

the normal Lib feels decent

the pen

is

augh

[calm salmon]

I guess it kinda helps with my personal railgun ammo economy because I don't need to shoot brood warriors with it(Shielded small enemies)

[median steeple]

lower mag stuck to burst and less dmg

[solar gorge]

let's go

[calm salmon]

But needing a whole mag to kill a single brood warrior is okay on like. . . dif 4

[solar gorge]

tomorrow elden ring dlc trailer

[median steeple]

can you believe it guys

[maiden path]

elden ring dlc never coming out

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-chopper-chopper-one-piece-crying-crying-meme-gif-26577246

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/tears-of-happiness-relief-facilitation-ease-consolation-gif-26333287

[median steeple]

SoTET IS REAL

[drifting wolf]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/rMTaa1CwUuWETrJnXjJ8xDsXaxgi4Xb-lThHuFD4nsY/https/pbs.twimg.com/media/GGzzHVRaEAAqrcw.jpg%3Alarge?format=webp&width=1001&height=910

[maiden path]

nice photoshop pal

[calm salmon]

maybe once the dlc releases hd2 will finally come down a lil bit

[maiden path]

i am miyazaki

[drifting wolf]

give me robux

[median steeple]

oh god its been 2 years already

[solar gorge]

i have killed many civilians in defense missions

[maiden path]

maybe the dlc will make elden ring good

oooo

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/businessmen-handshake-handshake-businessmen-business-gif-23760387

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-daring-today-spongebob-spongebob-meme-daring-today-arent-we-gif-23808696

[maiden path]

wake me up when they remaster ds3

until thenm..

[solar gorge]

don't need remasters

[maiden path]

nothing will top ds3

yes it does that game looks like fucking mud

[solar gorge]

eat ur nostalgia slop

[maiden path]

art direction is carrying it so hard

and i love it for that

but give that game a facelift

[solar gorge]

nah

focus on new stuff

[median steeple]

the only improvement needed is darkmoons getting their blue balls back

[coarse birch]

Ds3 is mostly fine as is

[maiden path]

just up the textures thats it

everything else in ds3 is pristine

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/go-to-sleep-hl2-gif-23669224

[coarse birch]

Well pristine might be a stretch but yeah its very good

[maiden path]

ds3 is peak..

[coarse birch]

Despite most bosses being great there is stuff like great wood

[maiden path]

da only memories i have in that game are good ones

[north sedge]

They need to make ds3 fit on to my 1 gb microsd card

[median steeple]

save me gothic horror

[maiden path]

great wood was a gimmick so i give it a pass

[median steeple]

gothic horror save me

[drifting wolf]

bloodborne?

[solar gorge]

only thing these mofos need to do is giving us bloodborne on fucking pc

[median steeple]

that shit aint ever coming out on PC but I cope every state of play

[maiden path]

i cant find any good photos of ds3 muddy graphics

but if u played u know it muddy

looks great otherwise

[median steeple]

like one area

[maiden path]

setpieces and atmosphere make it look 10x better then any textures could

[median steeple]

the boreal valley is beautiful

[maiden path]

yeah cause its a setpiece

[drifting wolf]

very cute dragon

[maiden path]

do not puill up dis bullshit

this is meant to look good

at a distance

WOAH MAMA

[median steeple]

Mf it looks good walking around the streets

[maiden path]

the textures are UGLY

THEY ARE GROSS

[median steeple]

the only areas that are dog are the cathedral and swamp

[solar gorge]

ur ugly

[north sedge]

Ds3 looks fine

[coarse birch]

Im not the biggest fan of ds3 areas tbh

The bosses are amazing

[maiden path]

those skyboxes make u think it looks GOOD

[coarse birch]

Minus all the gimmicky ones

[maiden path]

replay that game and look at it fr...

its got some ugly textures

[ripe quest]

Am I missing something both of those images look great

[maiden path]

they are SETPIECES

[ripe quest]

Ok?

[median steeple]

MF THATS ALL AREAS

[solar gorge]

you NEED to smear ur face in the textures

[maiden path]

THEY LOOK GOOD CAUSE THEY ARENT MEANT TO BE VIEWED AS ANYTHING OTHER THEN THAT

[median steeple]

ALL AREAS ARE SETPIECES

[maiden path]

IT DOESNT COUNT

[ripe quest]

It's nice to look at

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-punch-gif-19248454

[maiden path]

A RANDOM FUCKING AREA SHOULD LOOK FINE NOT LIKE PISS

[ripe quest]

It's like, a bit under a nice looking painting

[solar gorge]

who gives a shit anyway, shadow of the erdtree trailer tomorrow

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-dance-gif-19944303

[ripe quest]

Neither of those images look like piss

[median steeple]

you wanna know what area looks like piss?

Blight town

[maiden path]

GIVE THIS AREA A TEXTURE UPLIFT

[solar gorge]

XD

[coarse birch]

tbf im pretty sure its supposed to be kinda depressing at firelink

[maiden path]

i cant find any IDEAS of what im saying wthout installing the game

[ripe quest]

200 gig harddrive having-ass

[solar gorge]

yeah textures are dated we get it

doesn't mean it looks bad

[median steeple]

archdragon peak my beloved

[coarse birch]

i need to learn ds3 i keep putting it off

[maiden path]

im not saying it looks bad

[median steeple]

the textures look as because the game came out almost 10 years ago

[maiden path]

im saying the textures are dated

[solar gorge]

yes

[maiden path]

give it a facelift

[coarse birch]

well yeah

its old

[rigid trellis]

fromsoft’s art style has always carried them visually, all their games looks shitty up close

[maiden path]

GIVE IT A FACELIFT

[solar gorge]

no

[maiden path]

they have the technology...

[buoyant pecan]

listen

[solar gorge]

ok maybe after they're done with the next game i'll allow it

[coarse birch]

yeah they probably just have higher priorities than make it look nicer atm

[buoyant pecan]

all they gonna do

is use the technology the same way they did in MGS5 phantom pain

[maiden path]

mgs5 looked great

[buoyant pecan]

Scan some women's feet

[maiden path]

idfk how they did it in like 2016

[buoyant pecan]

and not tell her why

[maiden path]

mgs5 just looks good and runs fucking great

[buoyant pecan]

till she sees the scenes of Quiet

[solar gorge]

you don't understand kojima is a genius

[maiden path]

even with denuvo

kojima is a genius

[solar gorge]

he is

[maiden path]

when he made emma emrich piss herself

it was peak

trust

[solar gorge]

he is like tarantino

[buoyant pecan]

https://youtu.be/BIftASJZi4E?si=hyhSKlq0K4US55dw

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-2-higgs-jamming-guitar-hideo-kojima-gif-9893333372790913133

[median steeple]

you see this shit? the product of a mastermind

[maiden path]

i gave quiet clothes

7

i cannot stand

seeing WUIERTS

BOOBIES

in ym face

[buoyant pecan]

Kojima sees americans

as Japan sees us

[maiden path]

ds2 trailer looks fucking BADASS

[rigid trellis]

kojima made 1 sick game and now gets geoff kieghly or whatever as a personal sex robot

[maiden path]

cant wait for that game

[maiden path]

i think he deserves it

after making 6 fucking mgs

he deserves it

[solar gorge]

ds2 trailer is probably the best trailer evermade for any media

[maiden path]

mgs is just back to back swag

do u guys think the nameless king is faraam

on the topic of ds2

[rigid trellis]

probably

[maiden path]

its weird its never mentioned but practically said that he's faraam

[rigid trellis]

but it also goes against gwyns naming convention

[maiden path]

no like teases at it

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-skill-issue-gif-23859816

[solar gorge]

no madds mikkelsen tho

https://tenor.com/view/three-piece-suits-mads-mikkelsen-gif-25236742

[rigid trellis]

level adp scrub

[maiden path]

how did u guys beat dancer

im fine without madds

his story is over at this pint

point

i wanna see more of uhhhhhhh

[solar gorge]

i just love the actor

[maiden path]

troy bakers character

he was fucking great in death stranding

[solar gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/hannibal-eating-meme-gif-27688516

[maiden path]

i wanna see what weirdo shit is going on with troy baker and the samurai

[rigid trellis]

at sl1

[delicate shadow]

just parry

[maiden path]

i got butt booty naked and fought dancer with two swords

[delicate shadow]

stab

parry

[maiden path]

like a chump

[delicate shadow]

stab

[maiden path]

parrying on ps4 is not an option

that game is a choppy 30fps

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-parry-gwyn-boss-gif-19051216

[delicate shadow]

just use ur eyes in 30fps

adapt, overcome

[solar gorge]

eyes don't see above 12 fps

[coarse birch]

parrying lame

[solar gorge]

it is proven

[coarse birch]

(not really)

[delicate shadow]

UR LAME

(not really)

[median steeple]

pretty sure its 60 but thats teh average

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJiO0tpbzKw

[coarse birch]

however ive never parried in souls games actually

[maiden path]

pull it up chat

watch me beat dancer

[solar gorge]

i see at 2 fps personally

[median steeple]

I one try dance everytime

[maiden path]

dont look at my health

[median steeple]

one of my fav boss fights in that game

[coarse birch]

people actually think im crazy for not parrying crucible duo but i find it harder tbh

well

not harder

but i just prefer dodging them

[maiden path]

i had to get my friend to kill vordt

[delicate shadow]

pontiff without parrying him into the dirt is actually a lot of fun

[maiden path]

i coudnt do it

[rigid trellis]

parrying is definitely easier for the crucible knight duo

[maiden path]

i was too WEAK

[coarse birch]

you

[north sedge]

I never parried much outside of bb and sekiro, obviously

[solar gorge]

same

[maiden path]

sekiro was fun

never beat it though

[solar gorge]

only roll

[maiden path]

i got curb stomped by the first real boss

not horse guy

[rigid trellis]

[maiden path]

lighting guy in the tower

[solar gorge]

sekiro's combat system is peak

[coarse birch]

yeah im just at 800 hours of muscle memory to not dodge them

at this point

[maiden path]

horse guy was piss easy

[coarse birch]

er

to dodge them

[maiden path]

i cant beat lighting guy

[north sedge]

There's quite a few bosses before that

[maiden path]

or armored knight

idk what it is

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ds3-dragonslayer-armour-dark-souls3-gif-23282118

[rigid trellis]

you parry and you keep parrying til they die

[median steeple]

dragonslayer armor goes hard

[rigid trellis]

armoured knight though you gotta ring him out

[solar gorge]

p ugly

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O_uYSJr35s

i ahd taht shit

ON LOCK

ON LOCK

i was going crazy for the first lik 1 hour of the game

[coarse birch]

DSA is great

yeah

[maiden path]

and all skill was lost

ill beat sekiro one day

[coarse birch]

sekiro is on my list

once im done with ER challenge runs ill prob learn DS3, and then maybe do sekiro

it does look good

[north sedge]

Sekiro is great

[rigid trellis]

gonna have to learn to parry

tbf it’s pretty lenient though

[coarse birch]

well yeah im more willing to parry in sekiro lol

[north sedge]

Well the parry is much easier

But you have to parry so

[coarse birch]

i did parry godskin duo in my level 1 +o weapons run of ER though

[north sedge]

And know when to jump or counter

[coarse birch]

cause normally fighting them was slower

so ig i shoudlnt say i never parried

just noble though

parrying apostle is not it

[polar nexus]

[maiden path]

ceasar salads

kinda fuck...

[north sedge]

beautiful

[stone fern]

everything is usable except recons

[north sedge]

Hsword is more than usable

[coarse birch]

bruh

how do people think hsword sucks

[frosty herald]

I JUST BEAT ELDEN RING FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YEARS AND I SEE THE DLC GAMEPLAY TRAILER ANOUNCEMENT

[coarse birch]

it fucking

MURDERS EVERYTHING

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-tears-of-joy-tears-crying-gif-4882468

[coarse birch]

do people just run around and push shit

[median steeple]

it was ordained

[coarse birch]

nice

i can understand some opinions

[frosty herald]

just when i beat elden beast

i see it

[coarse birch]

and then theres some where its like

bruh how

[frosty herald]

you cant imagine my happiness

this is also the first time i beat malenia in a run

[coarse birch]

ig if hes running fuckin like sweep perfect strike

[terse seal]

I've never seen a good opinion from the subreddit

[coarse birch]

and saying mk6 blade is better

bruh

mk6 blade is better if i forget to put blessings on my hsword and also use the one i got at level 15

and only use light 1

[median steeple]

nice

how was it the experience

[north sedge]

Not the first time someone has compared it to hsword either

[frosty herald]

it sucked dick

[median steeple]

so true !

[frosty herald]

i resorted to summoning 2 others and using ranged spells

lusats staff is VERY cracked with hidden cerulean tear

and stars of astel is stronger than comet azur

[coarse birch]

i dont use magic but ik stars is nice for dodging bosses

where they input read and dodge

whereas stuff like comet tends to miss

sometimes itll still clip

[hot jolt]

ogryn math

[frosty herald]

use night comet

[coarse birch]

yeah night comet is ideal

[frosty herald]

enemies and npcs cant dodge night sorceries

[coarse birch]

thats prob what id use if i use sorceries at some point

for a challenge run or something, casually id use w/e

see how stuff interacts

comet azur can do the funny mogh kill tho

i know that

[frosty herald]

i use ranni's dark moon terra magicka adula's frostblade stars of astel loretta's mastery and comet azur

[coarse birch]

those are pretty good one s

dark moon with carian regal in particular can put out some crazy damage

[frosty herald]

i use dark moon as a debuff tool

not relying on it for raw damage

[coarse birch]

Dark moon GS is also a good mage option

[frosty herald]

ehh

[coarse birch]

tbh i usually just use it on its own

not with other spells

but that thing is broken

[frosty herald]

ive used the knight greatsword with magic infusion and it was hella good

[rigid trellis]

moonlight greatsword is crazy strong in er

[coarse birch]

yeah its a little unreal

[frosty herald]

i dont like the movesets of greatswords except banished knight and knight

[coarse birch]

its poise damage from range + damage + frost bite

honestly you barely even use the moveset of dark moon GS you just R2 lol

[maiden path]

im fr just like the punisher

but not a murderer

[frosty herald]

i do miss the faith build for some stuff

but magic just does so much raw damage which can be boosted a shitton

kinda bummed i didnt get the magic scorpion charm

wouldve made it even more cracked

[rigid trellis]

i loved using inescapable frenzy when it was busted

was low key salty when they fixed it

used to invade people purely to grab them

[frosty herald]

its still really good tho

but it now scales differently

with your left hand weapon or something

[rigid trellis]

it doesn’t one shot gideon or any player consistently anymore

[frosty herald]

comet azur

[rigid trellis]

no fun

[coarse birch]

I mostly see faith used for like howl now

Which is fair buffs/buff stacking in er is crazy

[rigid trellis]

i want morgott’s conjured weapon arsenal as a miracle

[coarse birch]

Yeah that would be fun

Im glad we got hit sword but

His magic stuff would be neat

[frosty herald]

i want the troll knight sword to be infusable

love the design but dont like the ash of war

[coarse birch]

Yeah theres some really shitty aows stuck on somber weapons

As much as I hate finding 8 billion smithing stones

It is nice to change stuff if i want although i dont do it often

Esp since stuff like uchigata has a cracked aow by default

[frosty herald]

also very fun that millicent can use waterfowl on her shamshir

essentialy meaning that waterfowl can be put on katanas and curved swords as an ash

[coarse birch]

Sadly its not actually the best aow past traversal memes

Fun tho

I was kinda hoping for a 1:1 just for power fantasy memes

[frosty herald]

i really like sword dance

very little fp consumption is very fast moves you forward and does solid damage

you will roll catch with the second slice

[polar nexus]

you're talking about elden ring?

[frosty herald]

yis

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/malenia-elden-ring-cry-about-it-meme-from-software-gif-25386321

[rigid trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/969273475544019005.gif?size=48&name=DIESOFCRINGE&quality=lossless

[frosty herald]

I indeed used frost pots for the fight

[misty raven]

Dual whips

Smacking her out of the air with jump dual whip attack

[frosty herald]

Dual whips might be fun

[coarse birch]

I dont hate myself to use whips enough yet

[frosty herald]

Jumo hoslow is very effective with those whips

[rigid trellis]

they're good at roll catching

[misty raven]

Whips good. Whips funny. Bleed/Cold Whips make hate mail.

[coarse birch]

Yeah they can roll catch

And be used to stay just outside of a few bosses ranges

[misty raven]

Mimic tear dual whips against malenia was funny

[coarse birch]

Still p weak compared to the good weapons

However the good weapons are kinda crazy

Like fist weapons are not ok lol

[frosty herald]

I mean

The biggest upside to whips is the range

[maiden path]

https://medal.tv/games/the-punisher/clips/1WxRWIXkwTWHRZ/d1337r4F6Ueo?invite=cr-MSxpdDIsMjAzNDU3ODczLA

[rigid trellis]

where ds2 bone fist

[maiden path]

has anyone played the 2004 punisher game

ok F U CHAT!

[north sedge]

no we've moved on from those times

[maiden path]

u've moved on from being cool clearly

[drowsy steppe]

hell yeah brother

[frosty herald]

Ds2 bone fist is absolute peak

Love weapons with uniqe movesets

[coarse birch]

Yeah

[rigid trellis]

easily the coolest fist weapon they've made

[maiden path]

dis game badass..

dey need to re-release it

[frosty herald]

I also love the abyssal greatsword and the fact that they made an unique powerstance attack for it

[rigid trellis]

yeah the flip n spin

I got a mod to use artorias' boss moveset in ds3

pretty sick

[maiden path]

only reason i want ds3 on pc is for the boss mods

i wanna play as uhghh

the first boss

but darkified

forgot his name

[rigid trellis]

gundyr

[maiden path]

where he fucking combos you

yea

dark gundyr

[median steeple]

the farron GS is kind of ass but I love that moveset

[maiden path]

loved that boss

favorite boss

[median steeple]

champion gundyr

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-dark-souls-hehehehahahah-ringle-dingle-iudex-gundyr-gif-26585569

[rigid trellis]

you can play as almost every humanoid boss in the game

[median steeple]

you should watch chamption gundyr vs malenia

[rigid trellis]

can even be lorian and crippled but able to teleport everywhere

[median steeple]

shit is insane

[maiden path]

i HATED THAT BVOSS

fucking stupid disabled

guy

:V

same with glob blob eating the other dude from ds2

[rigid trellis]

he's my favourite base game boss

[maiden path]

that whole arena is hell

fucker revives his brother

[rigid trellis]

best ost too

[maiden path]

erm champion gundyr solos

[frosty herald]

Just use aoe stuff

[median steeple]

midir solos

[frosty herald]

You can hit both from the back

[maiden path]

champion gundyrs the coolest cause he doesnt get a big gross bug or anything pops out

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-midir-darkeater-midir-dark-souls3-ringed-city-gif-21004997

[maiden path]

he just starts kicking you

[frosty herald]

Gael is the best souls boss ever

[maiden path]

erm..

ok pal..

[median steeple]

https://youtu.be/3tN6Jj7opWU?si=J0FpZYozkCvq3wbl

[rigid trellis]

gael's moveset is easily my favourite to play with

[frosty herald]

Bleh garden of eyes

[median steeple]

his crossbow is so fun to use

sucks CBs arent that good in DS3

[maiden path]

i think u should get the model for the boss too 😭

skinny ass freak

[rigid trellis]

i do

it's just showcasing the moveset

[maiden path]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tN6Jj7opWU

WHAT THE FUCK

[rigid trellis]

you get armour that gives you the bosses model that you want to look like

[median steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-joe-goldberg-you-happy-joyful-gif-3511218224005274089

https://youtu.be/iWoIdcaypS8?si=hXx5rzdEC60abQR8

[frosty herald]

Imagine the lies of p dlc comes out on the same day as shadow of the erdtree

[maiden path]

horizon zero dawn situation

aint no one playing that lies of p dlc 😭

[steady void]

dang I cant paste img in here?

[maiden path]

NO

[maiden path]

u tryna post PORN?

[frosty herald]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-tone-watch-your-tone-mf-spongebob-spunch-bop-spunch-bob-gif-24287324

[steady void]

lol no, idk if I could cop or drop this weapon

[maiden path]

become uhh

orange name

idk how u do it anymore

[median steeple]

yeah you cant post until you get the convict role

[maiden path]

i think its really easy

[median steeple]

so just keep typing and shi

[maiden path]

u could just tell us the stats

[steady void]

79% dmg
80% penetration
75% mobility
80% cleave
36% shredder
MkII Heavy Eviserator

[coarse birch]

No

Shredder isnt a dump stat sadly

[steady void]

ah ok ty

[drifting wolf]

very cool

[maiden path]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[tropic harbor]

darn, deleted before I could ping wardens with a zing

I've seen The Beekeeper, I know what these crypto guys are like. The mods came to protect the hive.

[rigid trellis]

they were pinged in psyker chat

[tropic harbor]

Makes sense, they seem like the only chat that can get anything done.

[fading vale]

skelly and aquila hold down the fort pretty well here, much better than it was a while back

[coarse birch]

Yeah mods are p good

[sharp zodiac]

Not bad ceramic riven I'll say

[maiden path]

500 millipn platinum..

[north sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/bobbyhill-kingofthehill-purse-gif-5029005

[drowsy steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

[hushed knoll]

Cats can't play basketball

[coarse birch]

Yes they can

Its in the image

[royal vortex]

can i play basketball

[coarse birch]

Yeah

Well actually idk

Can you

I cant imagine you couldn't

[royal vortex]

i was asking the arbiter

@hushed knoll

[hushed knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/conch-spongebob-squarepants-magic-conch-no-nope-gif-17942465

[hushed knoll]

No

[ivory marlin]

hi stan

[coarse birch]

Damn so nobody can play basketball

[royal vortex]

wtf

[ivory marlin]

i can play basketball

[hushed knoll]

Sure

[coarse birch]

Who can play basketball stan

[hushed knoll]

You

[coarse birch]

Why cant josho play basketball then

Is he short or something

[hushed knoll]

He lost his citizenship by siding with the enemy

[royal vortex]

wh

[coarse birch]

Did josho blow you up one too many times

[hushed knoll]

No

He believes that chocolate should remain in the cookie

[coarse birch]

Hes correct

[ivory marlin]

josho seems too short to play basketball

no offense

[coarse birch]

It should be in a chocolate chip cookie

[hushed knoll]

No

[coarse birch]

There are non chocolate chip cookies for a reason

I feel like joshos fairly tall honestly

[hushed knoll]

I feel like Josho would be a great stilt walker

[ivory marlin]

real

[hushed knoll]

At a fair where people get to donate $10 to smash grapes into wine for charity

[drifting wolf]

slenderman

[coarse birch]

That is

Oddly specific

[ivory marlin]

stan what are your thoughts on cinimon crumble muffins

[hushed knoll]

Ew no

[coarse birch]

What about josho tells you he would be good at that

[hushed knoll]

Cinnamon muffins are not good

[ivory marlin]

stan

[hushed knoll]

Bran muffins are the best

[ivory marlin]

stan

no

[coarse birch]

Cinnamon muffins are good

Wym

[hushed knoll]

Coffee cake is the worst

[ivory marlin]

stan food takes are horrible

well i wouldnt say the worst but im just not a fan of coffee

[coarse birch]

Coffee cake isnt bad

[drifting wolf]

ermm

[coarse birch]

Havent had it in forever tho

[royal vortex]

wh

[misty raven]

Have instant coffee as an excuse to drink cocoa in the morning

[coarse birch]

Yeah im not sure what stan was cooking with that one

[hushed knoll]

Why do you never type out the word

[hushed knoll]

What

[hushed knoll]

Do you want to see what I'm cooking

[royal vortex]

because i do not have to

[hushed knoll]

Yes you do

[coarse birch]

No stan

[hushed knoll]

You must follow the conventions of standard written Englush

Fuck

[coarse birch]

Englush

[maiden path]

where my punisher 2004 movie and game fans

[hushed knoll]

No idea what that is tbh

[coarse birch]

You dont know who the punisher is

[fading vale]

yes

[coarse birch]

Like in general

Laz why

[royal vortex]

he also doesnt understand 2004

[coarse birch]

He was there for 2004

[maiden path]

i wish u could like punisher without outing urself as a FREAK

[fading vale]

this is repeat and not even your food

[coarse birch]

We know this is a pre existing image

[royal vortex]

ur not cooking this

u fkin liar

god ur so lame stan

[hushed knoll]

It's the forst thong I found in my phone

First thing

[maiden path]

u trying to tell me this guy isnt flipping badass

[fading vale]

the first thong

[drifting wolf]

one bite dooms millions

[hushed knoll]

The punisher can punish me not gonna lie

[misty raven]

I do 1 tsp of instant coffee and 2 tsps of cocoa. Some caffeine in the morning as a my morning coffee

[coarse birch]

I mean i think you can like punisher and not be weird

[median steeple]

I forgot how insane garth ennis

is

[median steeple]

the boys comic is.... bad

[hushed knoll]

Why did I read that as insane girth

[median steeple]

like bad

[royal vortex]

u were too late

[hushed knoll]

[maiden path]

HE PUNCHES A FUCKING POLAR BEAR CAUSE ITS TOO NICE

[coarse birch]

Wait how did i not see that

Oh no

[hushed knoll]

I once felt like a superhero when I did a community theater show of beauty and the beast as a kid and I had to put on this spandex bodysuit with a goblin mask

[misty raven]

Most sane string of zealot chat

[coarse birch]

What

[hushed knoll]

I was the goblin that threw Belle's dad in jail

[maiden path]

nuh uh

[fading vale]

that is a sentence

[hushed knoll]

But I also had a black cape

[maiden path]

everyone likes the punisher but no one says they do

[hushed knoll]

So I had a bodysuit and a cape so I felt like a suwo9iuwytu

Wuprhoero

Superhero

[coarse birch]

Lmao

[royal vortex]

A NEW MARVEL HAS AWOKEN

[hushed knoll]

[fading vale]

suwo9iuwytu

[hushed knoll]

Laz do you like caramel corn

[coarse birch]

New boys character revealed

[fading vale]

caramel popcorn is a solid snack

[hushed knoll]

Do you like cheesecorn

[coarse birch]

Tf is cheese corn

[hushed knoll]

Cheese popcorn

[royal vortex]

he's not going to eat it over the sink with you, stan

[hushed knoll]

[misty raven]

Blue raspberry popcorn at the fair

[fading vale]

do you mean like, cheese powder

[hushed knoll]

Yeah

Do you like it

[fading vale]

yeah

[hushed knoll]

Ok next question

Have you ever been to Chicago

[ripe quest]

Are you in the toe zone yet

[fading vale]

no

[hushed knoll]

HI EXHILLIOUS

[coarse birch]

You might want to stop answering

[drifting wolf]

run

[hushed knoll]

Dammit you need to go to Garret Popcorn in Chicago

And get their cheesecorn caramel corn mix

[coarse birch]

That sounds like a very odd combo

[hushed knoll]

It's like heaven in your mouth

[fading vale]

[hushed knoll]

I almost needed to put a ball gag on myself to stop myself from making too much noise

[drifting wolf]

ok

[coarse birch]

You

[ripe quest]

Stan I'd genuinely rather eat an entire box of Beanboozled™️ jelly beans

[coarse birch]

You couldnt have thought of anything else

[hushed knoll]

Why do people wrap hankerchiefs around their captives' mouths to stop them from talking

[royal vortex]

"i will have to cover my mouth"

[hushed knoll]

Does that actually do anything

[royal vortex]

"i will put my face into a pillow"

no.

[coarse birch]

No you could still talk

[hushed knoll]

The fuck

[royal vortex]

"i have to put a fucking ball gag in my mouth"

that's what we're going with

[coarse birch]

I would think

[hushed knoll]

Do you know what I'm talking about tho

[coarse birch]

Yeah

[light holly]

I mean, put a handkerchief in their mouth and get duct tape

Boom

[hushed knoll]

Not in their mouth

[royal vortex]

can we duct tape stan's mouth and tie up his hands

[hushed knoll]

Like it's a thin line around myself

I mean the mouth

[royal vortex]

"not in their mouth"

"i mean the mouth"

????

[light holly]

Oh

[hushed knoll]

I meant to say I tried it on myself with a pillowcase but I could still talk

[light holly]

Uh it looks funny

😌

[hushed knoll]

My mind is ahead of my typing

[fading vale]

STAN

[ripe quest]

I think it'd be funnier to shove a bunch of 1-ply toilet paper into someone's mouth then duct tape it shut

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious why are you asking about a toe zone

[hushed knoll]

What

It's pure shower thought curiosity

[coarse birch]

Yet another to the collection

[hushed knoll]

[royal vortex]

stan pls stop there are children

[hushed knoll]

Doesn't toilet paper melt in your mouth

[fading vale]

behave

[royal vortex]

do you know from experience?

[hushed knoll]

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING

[royal vortex]

please dont fucking tell me

[coarse birch]

But you just know

[maiden path]

that'd choke them

[coarse birch]

No way

[maiden path]

its just gonna get wet with spit

[fading vale]

I saw what you did

[coarse birch]

Dont make skele get involved

[hushed knoll]

Ari you're delusional

Laz

[coarse birch]

F

[fading vale]

I refuse to change my name to ari

[hushed knoll]

If you bed angel to much could you light your bed on fire

[royal vortex]

you can't refuse

you know the rules

[coarse birch]

There is no refusal

[coarse birch]

This would be quite impressive

[fading vale]

this is my one refusal

[hushed knoll]

You can refuse

[fading vale]

my pizza hath arrived

[hushed knoll]

OOOO WHAT'S ON IT

[coarse birch]

What kind of pizza

[hushed knoll]

RANCH RANCH RANCH

NO

You bitch

[coarse birch]

LOL

[ripe quest]

That's the best part, either they lick the toilet paper into slime and eat it or they just sit their with a schtoogi in their mouth.

[hushed knoll]

Exhillious how often have you been Beanboozled

[royal vortex]

did stan break

[coarse birch]

Kinda rude stan

[ripe quest]

I've eaten an entire box in one sitting.

[hushed knoll]

This is ghaslightung

Gaslighting

[fading vale]

I got a thin crust with pepperoni and onions

[ripe quest]

That's my only experience w/ it

[coarse birch]

Ghaslighting

[fading vale]

and a hand tossed "Wisconsin 6 cheese"

[royal vortex]

it's gaslightning, actually

[ripe quest]

Dominos moment

[hushed knoll]

I do likje jealous beans

Jelly

[royal vortex]

jealous beans

[hushed knoll]

Like

[royal vortex]

@north sedge

[ripe quest]

No.

[fading vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jet-bean-killer-bean-ragdoll-ragdoll-fall-gif-23762382

[zealous basin]

are u guys seein these dbd killer

freak ass i love him

[hushed knoll]

Oh my God is this the Chinese bean man cop thing

Isn't that a show from China

[coarse birch]

Mmm jealous beans

[ripe quest]

Wha

Where did you get china from?

[fading vale]

stan....

[zealous basin]

friend

[hushed knoll]

Is it not?

[next flare]

ninja kamui

[ripe quest]

That's just killer bean bro

[coarse birch]

Oh no

[hushed knoll]

[coarse birch]

Here we go again

[zealous basin]

i love him

[ripe quest]

Would.

[fading vale]

sees jet bean: this is a Chinese show

[zealous basin]

[royal vortex]

stan is lowkey racist as hell

[coarse birch]

Actually

[ripe quest]

Seeing what he does to the various food cultures around the world I think that's a given.

I'm still fucked up after the pizza

IT WAS FUCKING GRAY

what the fuck

[fading vale]

what pizza did you get

[ripe quest]

No the pizza stan showed a while ago

[fading vale]

oh

[royal vortex]

that aint his pizza

[hushed knoll]

Sht up wharf

Wtrf

Wtf

[royal vortex]

?

[coarse birch]

Idk where that image Actually came from

Rip

[fading vale]

Wharf

[coarse birch]

Wharf lmfao

[hushed knoll]

I kind of want to sit in it like a hot tub tbh

It looks cozy

[fading vale]

PIZZA CAN'T BE COZY

[ripe quest]

stan do not sit in a pizza

[coarse birch]

Stan do not the pizza

[ripe quest]

This shit

[hushed knoll]

Like I would go to Chicago and climb inside a deep dish pizza to keep warm like Han Solo with the taunton so he didn't freeze on Hoth

[ripe quest]

mf was eating a lava sample

[zealous basin]

stan

[ripe quest]

Stan that wasn't han solo

also what the fuck

[hushed knoll]

It was hard to control myself in the chicago pizza restaurants

I wanted to jump and shout

It was delicious

[zealous basin]

stan realizing that han solo wasnt the jedi protagonist this whole time

[hushed knoll]

It was a religious experience

[coarse birch]

Stan you are like a 2 year old

[zealous basin]

yeah

[hushed knoll]

I an a 29 hearing old man

GUCK

Year old

[coarse birch]

Lol

[zealous basin]

stan after 1 half proof marg

[coarse birch]

Drunk stan is not of this world

[hushed knoll]

Wtf I thought your pfp was little Debnie

Debbie

[zealous basin]

remember wasted flip

i remember wasted flip

been a while since i've done that...

[coarse birch]

Thats been his pfp forever

[zealous basin]

literally ever

i have never changed my discord pfp 👍

[ripe quest]

goofy

[hushed knoll]

ENTER THE TOE ZONE

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/222013061886640128/1177971496732344380/ezgif-1-99e434a19b.gif

[zealous basin]

i live in the toe zone

[coarse birch]

Stan confirmed in kingdom hearts 4

[ripe quest]

Oh are you finally gonna find out what my timezone is stan?

[hushed knoll]

[zealous basin]

what

[ripe quest]

Hint hint: It's 7pm stan

[zealous basin]

u have a problem with toes or what

[hushed knoll]

Kingdom huts triggered me because of his huge ass shoes

Hearts

[zealous basin]

californians

ewwww

[hushed knoll]

You're lying

[ripe quest]

It's so easy

[coarse birch]

Stan never trusting exhil again

[ripe quest]

One Exhillious only tells the truth, the other Exhillious only speaks in lies.

[hushed knoll]

I am but a mirror, whose purpose is to show you what your eyes cannot yet see.

[zealous basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1046913589614747719/1208297456849264692/uni_fnaf.gif

[coarse birch]

Kingdom hearts ass quote

[ripe quest]

Ah, so you're flat as shit.

Makes sense

[coarse birch]

You really are in kh4

Stan def flat

No question

[hushed knoll]

It's from my fave video game character

Kreia

From Star Wars KOTOR 2

[silent hull]

what blessings do you want on crusher?

[ripe quest]

Skullcrusher and Hammerblow

Trauma can be an alt to Hammerblow

[coarse birch]

Skullcrusher/trauma or hammerblow

SC is #1 tho

[ripe quest]

Skullcrusher/trauma

[coarse birch]

Does stan get Jumpscared

[ripe quest]

I'll test it next time I'm in a vc with him.

[hushed knoll]

Be careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clenched fist.

[opaque island]

calm down kreia

[hushed knoll]

Kreia is amazing

[ripe quest]

I find it funny that the only time you're coherent is when you copy paste vague philosophical quotes.

[hushed knoll]

I find it amazing that you've been

Beanboozled

So many times

[coarse birch]

Tbf if you eat the whole box are you getting beanboozled or just accepting the taste of some

[fading vale]

why didn't I order lava cakes

[ripe quest]

Lava cakes are a scam

[fading vale]

bro they are so good though

[coarse birch]

I cant remember the last time i had lava cakes

[ripe quest]

the cookie brownie sheet is way better for value

[coarse birch]

At least 15 years ago

[ripe quest]

They are pretty good though yeah

[coarse birch]

The cookie brownie sheet does go kinda hard

[fading vale]

it is good yeah

[coarse birch]

As someone who never orders food

[ripe quest]

I occasionally hit my stride and coupon max and I get like 2 days of dominos for avg. $17 prior to a tip.

It's so exploitable

[coarse birch]

Yeah i remember my friend telling me about that

[ripe quest]

I have a friend who like, cheated ubereats out of thousands of dollars because he had a bug where he could apply the same discount coupons as much as he wanted

the only money he spent was on the delivery fee and tip, and he had the uber premium stuff

[coarse birch]

Damn lol

[fading vale]

chest cat

[coarse birch]

Damn