#zealot-class
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darktide is just..... different
They ignore the starting text of this being the cruelest regime in history and they genocided all the nice aliens
it's a more "competitive and skill rewarding" game than others in the genre
It's currently my only functioning alternative to Darktide while my internet is peak shit.
Helldivers is cool but I cannot get all of my friends in a lobby for shit rn
I love Vermintide but the jump from V2 to DT is like V1 to V2
DT for me at least now is if I want to sweat and play well and aim more
i didnt really play much VT2
and not fucking around
Laz did you see my gameplay videos earlier
I don't think so
i play DT to win but i dont mind josho burstering me here and there
since we will complete the mission anyway
I'm interested-ish in HD2 but a friend had their CPU corrupted by the anti-cheat and I probably wouldn't get into a server anyway
I'll wait a couple months and see what happens
oh
domestic abuse is so sad😔
interesting
yeah, you better live in fear of me
cpu corrupted by anti cheat sounds like propaganda
yea apparently the HD2 anticheat is pretty yikes
This happened the entire game, and today was a good day for my internet. Avg 300 ping.
i thought you were gonna use this as an excuse to try and kill me more
oh I saw those
Actual pain and suffering
yea normally I'd agree but I saw da pwoof
V2 has stuff better than DT but the "feel" of DT is much better
I don't doubt that the anti cheat is invasive but uh, "corrupting" cpu is bullshit
nah
V2 has
Actual campaigns
The best coop characters
Chaos Wastes
just testing knives in the psykh
are you turning
turns out that with my build, I do need a knife with decent pen to one-shot flak shotgunners
its pretty funny because just a few days after launch cheaters were already popping up ingame
I had similar things happening with poxwalkers on 60 ping
I mean anticheats literally never actually stop any cheaters
i like the knife now that i realize it's the duelling sword on zealot as long as you've got crit chance stacked
now run it on psyker 🙂
i'll run the obscurus before i ever run knife on psyker
they tend to punish modders more so than genuine cheaters
my thing about the anti cheat shit is, besides the 4chan lies about how they fuck up ur pc
yeah, there will be cheaters if they want to exist
😔 one day youll join me
is everyone who hates the Kernel based Anti Cheat...
RECOMMENDS A DIFFERENT KERNEL BASED ANTI CHEAT
kernel based anti cheat is for shit like counterstrike
I just don't like how anticheats don't solve the issue they're supposed to solve and create new problems on top
like why bother
at least DT disabled it
it's all so inefficient and dumb 
yeah
also the report button exists like
i get having them for comp games to be at least a deterrent\
if they're griefing ya just report it
Zarimin time
damn luna you are grinding warframe
when is soulsframe coming out
nice colour pallete
Thank you black and yellow are my excellency
youd probably never hear from me again
do you know about the prawn god
it's hilarious to me they're actually calling it Soulframe
I mean the demos looked decent
yes
yep
posting this b4 Gawain sees me posting memes and banns me
i thought you just made it up 😭
nope lol
no no it's actually soulsy
pretty much in the name
watch the previews and tech demo stuff
animatrix my horrific memories
interesting
big awesome robots
this does intrigue me
dude the screaming gets to me
sorry to jump in but Infernus or Ghost on heavy laspistol?
so we 1 shot it and move on
infernus
imo
but dum dum first
yeah I've got dum dum
infernus is only for monstrosities
ghost I'd say only really has value for duck and dive vet
yeah itll only proc on monstrosities
wouldn't worry 'bout it on zealot really
but i dont really like ghost
raking fire is a good option
oh I'd probs just swap out crit chance tbh and call it good
I would just play around with infernus slot
carapce?
crit chance is actually good on laspistol unless you are running piety
maniac or unyield
I was assuming blazing piety as the build if we're talkin' infernus
swapping infernus is also valid
the build is crit stealth spam w/ bleed dagger
rip laz
blazing piety w/ blades
uhh yeah yeah
I shall take my leave
then id keep crit chance
but up to you really
both would be valid to swap out
could even hold out
well is crit stealth running piety
yeah could leave it as is and see if anything gets changed in balance patch
i may be misunderstanding
hi stan

they said they are running piety
i dunno about that
i didnt see the follow up message
i dont even run 🦆 and 🤿 with ghost
I'd just leave it as is cause it's quite good regardless
its just pretty solid in general, more for lack of anything else to run tbh
so swap crit for maniac or unyield?
yea leaving it as is and waiting to see if balance shifts might be the safest bet
because that laspistol is fine as is
we might have a massive change or not next month
okok
I say leave it, you aren't gonna notice a performance difference tbh
and having a more or less perfect roll with a free slot is nice
maybs, more often than not I find something more worthwhile than ghost and really only care for it on d&d because it's funni
not my fault dumdum scaling is shit
i really only bring my infernus one to melee mael since ghost is useless there
but its hard to notice on most targets i feel
makes crafting easier
Void angel fucking dies
damn Kira fucking died
that's a little bit of damage
same thing for weapon scaling
sometimes like 67% doesnt matter
and sometimes the world ends like on trauma blast radius
like when people get worked up on hammer crowd control
it's like a 3% attack speed loss at 50%
crusher is the same way
and 1.5ish cleave on a heavy out of 16.5
it does now
I mean it could still do really well
and tbf it was somewhat hard to match
yeah i dont think it was bad
i was bad
and could not use it
back then
but back then you didn't have a billion weapons that deleted crushers and mutants and maulers
we had the thrust bug for a time too
I run speedloader on my hammer, idk works for me
no uncanny
and the game in general was way easier back then lol
can't believe they nerfed it
or rather, there was way less shit going on
yeah
Duvri time
I actually mentioned catfish regarding fixing the thrust bug cause it was fucking up everyone's perception and what not for over a month
yeah it'd be funny if Ogryn got a weapon that could one shot like 4 crushers
sooooooo funny

dark days
yeah with the thrust bug.... right?
psword bm user says what
what
i can't one-shot 4 crushers
i can only 2-shot crushers and then have BM carry on my 2nd hit, allowing me to one-shot the next crusher/mauler
dead weapon
yeah am joshing as well
joshoing
so true
very true
BM truly is a blessing of all time
we were all thinking it
also 🤓
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Don't you ever fucking do that again
oh god your worse than arco
not my fault yall set it up
just did
wait there's a stan screenshot for this
actual bullpups are one in a million

this is cursed
bl3 sandhawk, kinda
i dont mind the 13
i live in fear
you should
yeah you kinda just press light in my exp
the rev is useless since you have to run rampage/wrath too
melk gave me a godrolled one in the shop and iw as so disappointed
uh I found this in my screenshots
i forgot about that aquila pfp
either josho or arco will screencap it faster than i thought possible
i posted a twitter link to softcore yuri once
mods get to see it forever
i am a perfect angel
softcore=nothing directly explicit was shown, but uhh it was close to hcore
people accidently post really sus shit in here more often than youd think
I completely forgot about this
The people I'm with wanted to get to tau but I'm not sure how they could've benefited being with
The blue people
(Derogatory)
it had a good run
i have no idea what is happening in warframe
God that movie sucked donkey ass
i will just say congrats
Newer one definitely ain't any better
me when playing darktide "I love crushing xenos"
I mean it is better but not my much
me playing mass effect "i love getting my face crushed by my asari gf"
at least of what we've seen so far
there is one that isn't deleted but really far back
man i need to play the mass effect games at some point
that I got attention for
idk how i never got around to them
Do it
Legendary edition goes on sale often
I won't tickle you in your sleep
i think i have them on steam
here have a couple stan quotes from my screenshots too
I would let a turian or a quairan do something to me fr
are you saying you are going to tickle me in my sleep if i dont play them or that you are being sarcastic and will do it anyway
fist dates
didnt know stan was into that sort of thing
ok yeah i have mass effect 2
apparently i started it very breifly in 2019
man every time we talk about games i feel like im the guy who hasnt played them
idk how
i play a lot of games
although ig i play a lot of the same ones
I don't play a lot of games lol
yeah my hours are just concentrated into a few games
yeah im fairly similar
although i have some games ive put a lot of time into that you usually wouldnt like
like DT makes sense
500 hours in FF12 just on steam would probably get me some looks
I used to be a competitive shooter kinda guy
900 hours for the idle game and the 600 for counter strike
600 hours in CS explains why you are the way you are
wow
great arena shooter
bring back arena shooters
Mf has almost 1000 on hl dm
where my unreal tournament players at
but i stopped playing it because of an annoying regular on it and the people i liked playing with it moved onto other games
(i am too young to have played it back then)
I had like 4000 hours in crysis 1/wars multiplayer so I can't really talk
battle royales are p much modern arena shooters but i really do not like the "respawn" times
since my playstyle is to kill fast and die fast
battle royales also have a TTK of my entire lifetime
battle royales suck
and i hate it
Try dirty bomb
Still has some servers
rate my bolter
i love high TTK games cuz tracking weapons matter
agree
high TTK + camping just
did not sit well with me
but im biased cause the only shooter i really played was siege
where TTK is actually instant
but high TTK and camping means you can kill the campers
Id like to play siege but its servers are terribly located to compared where i live
like in apex i just shot shields for hours at a time and then they could recharge
it felt like
And cheater galore
but i didnt play much
Skill Issue
so i wasnt good by any means

yes
TTK in Apex was absurd if you could click heads.
You've posted a couple nsfw images.
I despise any pvp that rewards people for being bad
Hi Exhillious and Laz
I honestly miss OG modern warfare era CoD games
oh no
rip
Rip
this is so sad
and like BF3
qanquir
New name drop
On God
Go to bed stan
No you
Go to bed stan
I’m worn out dough
Hola
Had a terrible experience at another dealer today
Hello stanular
I've been murdered in broad daylight
Only wardens can see
Thought it as gonna get a car was there for 3 hours
Cause i deleted it asap
And then they pulled bullshit
was it actually
i didnt play it a ton
1.1 second
Thank the emperor for brain damage
I cant even remember most of the stuff i got wrong
1.1 is more acceptable
dead during daylight
The best part is the very slow reaction time to delete them
The main one I recall was up for like 8 seconds
I’m really discouraged and feel like I will never get a car now
It will happen, just is very annoying
yeah dealerships can suck
I offered full price cash and they wouldn’t take it
i remember i lost my car to a shop for a month
They wanted me to finance
Getting a car was the biggest mistake of my life
I shoulda just gotten an electric scooter
Words of wisdom
Credit fixing is a fucking stupid thing
And they wanted me to finance and weren’t going to allow me to choose the down payment
They dont tell you, you have to get a credit card, spend on it, but dont pay it off too fast
car payment
Insurance that always goes up
To build up credit
They said my down payment could only go as high as $1500
Man I love sushi way too much
i think i had to do 1k as well
They’re so fucking stupid
They are so greedy
I was legit gonna give them tens of thousands off the bat
No insurance. No license..No Car payment
And they still wanted more
weird, in australia you can just...buy the fucking car if you want to
I really liked how a studio apartment required 3 years of renting experience
lmao
i think you sometimes can here
i was able to
but they knew i was coming to buy it
You know how shit that felt when i was homeless
It’s really frustrating cuz I have the money to pay and nobody wants my money
this is the real estate equivalent of an entry level job asking for 5 years of exp and a degree
Yea it depends on dealer
Hemphradat
Oh yea we know you are living on the street but get some renting experience first
well put
The first one I saw today they added 5k hidden fees
I got absolutely fucked in my first car purchase cause I was dumb and my friend was son of the owner and invited me saying they would take care of me so I regrettably assumed it would be fine
Hemphradat visnscavirn
even better
I was gonna pay $19k and they jacked it up to $25k when I negotiated the price
For no reason
true
you're a sick bastard
rizz em up (destroy them)
is there any better rizz than raw bacon
sometimes cruel and unusual punishment has its place
break them
faceplant hours
steve faceplant is my favorite thing
yeah i always think of that one
thats like
my favorite image of all time
dude is out
I don't recall
amazing
that seems like a very small sink
I mean that's what cats do
i think he fits better in other sinks
they squish
that looks like a miffed steve
that's the give me head scratches but not really and also I want more food look
which do you do
I attempt to ignore his petty efforts for food as long as I can but of course always give head scratches
fair
trying to get my big bastard to lose weight and it's been a struggle
I had success with an automatic feeder
yea I wanna get one when I have the moneh
they're just hella persistent when it comes to bothering us for stuff
and the big boy will definitely steal his sister's food if he has the chance
Another angel bites the dust
i wonder if i will get a cat one day
mayhaps I should update warfarm...
dont let skele know
Do it
does skelly hate it?
yeah
I wouldn't be zurprized
Warframe? I hardly know her!
he doesnt like the grind aspect of it to my knowledge

stan go to bed
but he plays DT smh
No you
I played it for a couple hours and uninstalled, was bored out of my mind
I mean I'm being facetious lol
warframe is a massive grindlord game, there's really nothing else to it
smh may or may not have given it away
i must attend class in the morning sadly
i dont think ive ever seen a happy destiny player
same with league
likewise lmao
Why aren’t you in bedge
i just said i am getting into bed in a sec
Why aren't you
my housemate who plays league complaining about how much they dislike it
yea when I played league and D2 I eventually realised that all I do is fuckin' complain about the games
9k hours too
sunk cost fallacy
Alright that's enough Warframe for today
It's people who enjoyed it at one time and don't know how to move on despite it being long past time to do so
Tomorrow I'll clear up the rest of the zari nodes then work on the wall
Partially because alot of people think things should last forever and when they don't they get angy
many of us do lol
I at least try to be conscious of when I need a break or to just move on now tho
yeah
Happened with me and d2 as well
i do sometimes get caught up in trying to recreate an experience
Only thing really keeping me held on were Friends playing it
Dt also became one of those games, ironically overwatch filtered out of that bin but it won't be long til it finds itself back in there or not
yeah I played overwatch for the first 3 seasons and then got the fuck out
it might happen for DT eventually
although i could see myself putting like 4k+ hours into
it
honestly
You see it here all the time with people getting angry about updates whatever, just go do other shit!
the gameplay would need to get old and i just dont see that happening rn
I'm 2 months in on my break from DT, we'll see if updates make me wanna play again
tbh if I had a consistent premade to vibe with I'd probs be more inclined to play as well but eh
I have that for verm and I still enjoy it so
yeah premade of late helps
my premade has more or less stopped playing regularly, or they're doing solos / duos
so i need to qp into auric
at least i learned how to clutch
I enjoyed qp auric for a while but game is so fuck off powercrept now I'm pretty sure I just need a premade so I can mostly vibe and the game is just something to do in the background lmao
I could start streaming it again maybe but motivation is hard
Yeah i try not to run the super crazy stuff too much
that's probably one of the main attraction now, finding yourself in impossible situations and save the day
The lack of dt stuff did get me to return to Warframe so idk whether to thank it or not
But once content comes back I'll give it a feel
hell even some fixes to crafting would go a long way to getting me back in the saddle
I do not care to spend any time at all at hadron ever again
At this point i think ive actually crafted everything i want atm
i still have stuff to try tbh
Unless i get into ogryn
So at least i can just save up till new weps
I've mostly just been helldiving
I'd probs be helldiving as well but budget be budgeting and the cpu stuff and server things just tell me I should wait a couple months anyway and see what happens
i am trying stuff, it's fun, it's not like i have something to learn by using the same weapon with the same meta blessing
it do seem fun tho
enshrouded also seems pretty cool so keeping that on my radar as well
love valheim so I imagine I'll love that too
40K would be better if it wasnt made by the british
i disagree
I can't believe the original minis were made from beans on toast
Theyve done nothing to change that
besides the obvious. Erase the nun lingerie off the sisters.
erase the Nazi inspired Iconography off the Gaurd.
the german army inspired iconography
no, Nazi
they did have an ork dressed like a SS
They had alot more than just Orks dressed like the SS
I mean no reason to erase that in a series about evil people.
Star Wars kept that shit but 40k removes it. Stupid.
i think it was mostly satire at first, then it definitly became something different when some people in the hobby started having political opinions
I mean but that isn't the whole series obviously.
the whole ubermensch attracted the wrong crowd
I mean to be honest not the fault it's a satire of those things.
they could have done a better job not pandering to that crowd
Real easy to branch out and mix many evil historical things together
Not just nazis.
thats not what Iconography is
Commisars aren't nazi that's very soviet.
What’s the best infantry autogun for auric mael?
Fascist regime though I guess
Soviets are Communists.
Because they're not.
This is enlightening
They're a mix of several things like nationalism gone too far.
Oh I didn’t know that
all 3 are good, but columnus is probably ahead
Makes sense now that I’ve heard it out loud
example of nazi inspiree Iconography
Preciate it!
boot and shoulder
It's a mix of several things.
That US overcoat is really driving the point home
The only thing I see is the bolt on their arm that screams nazi.
Wait
Otherwise not so much.
What
thats literally the nazi inspired iconography xD
The bolt is not a nazi thing
SS was two of them but like
Several American units have those.
SF, 25th, 75th…
Lightning is popular among militaries.
It's not though
The Nazi military had a lot of that stuff because they were a military.
i always thought the death korps were a bit too close from the source
more than the legion
The death korps helmets and the name are the only German things about them though
DK were originally a recolor for Steel Legion
Maybe the rifles

literally just a pallete swap and they liked it so much they made them their own Legion
oh i did not know that
The French, British, and Germans shared a lot of similarities especially in gas masks.
hence why they are now the new Legion that attracts the Nazis to 40k
It’s WW1 German stuff too.
The French and Germans especially had similar gas masks during WW1.
The stahlhelm predates the Nazis. As does the g95.
They're not nazi have you heard of Prussia.
well, i agree
but i can also understand people not seeing the nuances
The only reason they attract Nazis is because Nazis are fucking stupid
Nazis are all illogical and cannot think sanely.
and so coming to the hobby for the wrong reason
You cannot control crazy people unfortunately.
The satirical aspects of the human race being superior will always attract neos who believe in a superior race theory
You can’t do anything about that
the funniest thing about the Neo Nazi is how they are a part of a group who if they allowed their ideology to prevail, would start by culling the undesirables from their own ranks xD
Steel legion and Cadians are the least Nazi inspired imo
I think they did not care at all about pandering to that crowd if it sold figurines
Most of them wouldn’t have fared well in that regime.
idk how anyone could think Cadians are nazis
This
And they are stupid.
and that's the pb -_-
I do love the new look for the Sisters. More badass armor
Less Lingerie
because it gave rise to some racist youtubers
I'm sorry if you thought they were nazis you haven't looked at historical uniforms.
wait, lingerie???
They don't have that.
A SHAME
I bet they would
I WANT I NOW
they must had some under Vandire
They can do whatever they want they are not celibate.
the sisters looked like porn paraodies if their modern selves
I look away for 5 minutes
I guess.
and I come back to pure insanity
Hey
Their armor is feminine but it isn't like that.
I think they’d all like me tbh
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Stilettos will kill you
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John Blanche!
It's not a joke they will crack your skull and cause internal bleeding.
John’s art is awesome
I don't see it.
How’d they get so little!
Is that the tabletop game they based off Darktide?
church reduced their funding
They're fully clothed and have regular breast plates.
Me too
Wharammer 40k, but DT is more Necromunda
I bought Krieg first because I can’t paint faces
And I absolutely love studying trench warfare
I don't see where you get these ideas from they're better designed then most armor for women in fantasy.
you know who else cant paint faces
And actually cover what they need to cover.
My MOM
Most of game workshop
american military?
God we are so funny
Dude the us army taught me how to do camo face paint
avg non Regular Show watcher
I can do a skull and a tiger stripe pattern
we coulda had bolters in the US Army
We do?
We have them
JK, i am French, i welcome our American Overlords
Bolters are ineffective in a real world situation.
???
stopped making them
Maybe we stopped making them because they sucked.
We use them
Just an idea.
No they’re effective
i mean they did suck and were expensive
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Nope they’re awesome
That's a grenade launcher
what are good blessings for chain swords
Not a bolter.
the small ones
nothing ineffextive about outting a Grenade behind your cover and killing you
every kid must want you for their birthday lmao
its a Bolter
rockets projectiles are still used in frogmen weapons
A bolter is more complex then a grenade launcher.
It ls better than a Bolter
no a bolter is more monkey brained than a Grenade Launcher
shooting a grenade is different than a rocket
It's a rocket powered shot that explodes not a grenade launcher.
"Im gonna have this casing expel this round out of the barrel so a rocket can engage and carry it the rest of the way"
Very different projectile.
It's more like a gyrojet on steroids.
Very different how those weapons work. One is actually a bullet, one is not.
More like cartridge then a bullet even.
We literally use bottlers
Bolters
It’s the same exact thing as the one in 40k
Y’all just aren’t ready to hear about that
In the way of 40k bolters not really.
its bait gotta be
No it’s literally the same one
Nothing quite like it.
the 40k Bolters are just stupid af frankly
Then you misunderstand such weapons.
Y’all really didn’t know about this shit
yes and the sky is blue
We have a whole recruiting commercial with it
its 40k its gonna be stupid
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i dont understand the logstics of making something so expensive and ineffrctive
You’re done for buddy
and then ppl expect me to take it seriously
It's a .76 caliber high explosive round not a grenade launcher.
We use straight up bolters
and?
And they're different weapons.
General Sugma was a 40k fan growing up and he had it made
id rather shoot a 25mm grenade than a .76 caliber
If I am not mistaken.
gyro jets are quite cool
Vivid hasn’t enjoyed a beer behind the wheel and it’s showing
they are.
Because one is the realistic conclusion vs GW fantasy
this reminds me of those bakelite horror russian prototypes lmao
Bullpup Bakelite AK
the most famous gyro
It was an American design.
use it or you’re not a true socialist
dude wtf xD Reminds me of that massive fucking shotgun someone made to hunt with
Hello gamers
It was designed for use not in space but by the cia.
Because the 1960's were a weird time for weapon designs.
did you not know about the 25mms variations?
Wowie thats alot of bullets
Not for the XM25
7 of them
They're not non-lethal it's less lethal.
back when every country wanted to have a rifle coupled with a multi-shot grenade launcher with airburst/smart bomb capability
25mm grenade rifles with 36 round magazines
It will still hurt you pretty bad.
My boys and I have this shit dude it goes so hard
As it should be
We could have been sisters of battle
i can only imagine the friendly fire
I’d get actual respect as a female veteran
Just remember “Friendly fire isn’t”
They're not just regular trained soldiers who barely know how to stabilize their fire.
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Who do you think they are the guard.
can log in
Helldivers is so fun guys
ive seen what cops do with 40mm "non lethal " rubber rounds
idont wanna see wtf 25mm training rounds do
I love being able to log in instantly then wait an hour for my friends to get in
even blanks at very close range
"they dont leave the barrel"
yea bro. You know how destructive grunts are
they totally wont find a way to wedge that training round in someones skull
Forced ruck march
With your patrol load out of 7 36 round 25mm mags
Shooting guns recreationally is fun
Have fun. Good luck
trying to outrun something with a bolter
how many loads you put down range?
240 is pretty heavy tbh
That sounds so wild
I don’t know how to answer
The 240L is tolerable, the bravo is ass
???
yea 20 pounds, tolerable.
bravo is like 30lbs or so as well unloaded right?
I mean it always has a sling
What do you mean “loads”
It’s whatever
Like rounds?
they never let our gunners use the sling
My pog ass DEFINITELY isn’t
PoG unit time
That’s dumb
Very little to be gained in suffering
I remember hearing the words that made me never wanna deploy with my unut.
You can carry it like real soldiers.
Why would anyone want to do that
It's a tug of war.
Oh shit yall were in military stuff
I just stay away from what those guys do
I cant join 😔
Or being torched alive in a cage yes I heard stories.
We do this every day
My body killed my pancreas when i was but a lad
ret*rded pog wanting to suck dick for promotion at the cost of our lower backs
we then did a training exercise that fucked up everyone
Common officer L
literally like 30% of our Brigade got injured in this dumbass shit
I shouldn’t shit talk, my officers have always been amazing tbh
That’s hype
Big OER paragraph right there. Promote ahead of peers
apparently having ppl do Battle Drills with their entire issued kit, even the winter shit, in the jungle + their combat gear was just the shit we needed to test our mettle.
and i mean we had to move with the Rucks on our back
and when one squad member fell out. You carried their ruck the rest of the training exercise
Well that's just standard military.
IG complaint
No it is not
Carrying heavy things and transporting people is.
Any competent unit doesn’t do that stupid shit. You just waste people
Battle drills, yeah. Carrying shit, yeah. But there was zero risk assessment
Oh we knew. We had some Ranger training drop outs and Sappers. Airborne guys. Even dudes who had been assigned to SF.
the most thrown around shit was
"No one does this shit."
No one with a pedigree that matters would ever assign that
Sorry dude that’s mega stupid
They probably made someone mad after that when people do stupid like things like that. People get yelled at for that.
This screams 2nd or 4th ID to me.
Tropic Lightning
wasnt even the ID dyde
we shared a post with them but they didnt do this shit
Lol damn third guess would’ve been 25th
8th Theater Sustaunment Unit.
I went to jump school with a 25th guy who loved jungle stuff
His worst day of jungle school didn’t sound like winter gear and rucks doing battle drills though
130th combat sapper Brigade
84th Engineer Battalion.
561st Horizontal Construction.
dude i wanted to go to jungle school. Got told they werent gonna even try to put in the paper work for it.
lucky, I tend to always hear the opposite
Super dependent upon the organization
they had these fat old bastards trying for ranger but my 1340 mile running perfect pt score having 18 year old self wasnt even gonna get a chance for Jungle Warfare?
that you should shit talk?
Generally any org that has a selection process will have better officers
Should’ve gotten your tab tbh
Then you’d be the best leader ever
Lmfao
Army is such a joke dude
Yea. shame they never sent me to the Boards to pass the trivia questions so i could" lead men"
I agree, they should try to emulate the standards of the Air Force.
I shattered my ankle on a jump and I still just want to do ranger school and SFAS
Mentally, sure
I’ve seen absolute rockstars get denied E5/6/7 and absolute empty uniforms make it easily
But that’s life I guess
Life in the guard, so to speak
my brother wanted to join the commandos and then realised real quick there's more to life than what ended up being an extension of high school
I recall, in a moment of clarity, asking
why this guy going to the behavorial specialist for suicidal thoughts and depression was being sent to qualify with his rifle.
Because he HAS to! Readiness!
why tf am I, the E4, bringing this up to the E6 and E7 when his E5s are right there?
I wanted to be a doppelsoldner but didn't want to pay guild dues to the Marxbruder.
It turns out I was only middle class for three generations so the Landsknecht recruiters wouldn't have wanteed me anyway
Thankfully someone with brains and rank realized how having someone with a high probablity of shooting himself was probably not a good idea and so they had him not go
Yikes

I always worried I'd end up in the jannisary corps but I do not qualify for the devsirme
They go hard. First ones to ever have firearms
But then you’d be an ottoman and people would put their feet on you
Where is the Frenchman
yea being an ottoman is definitely not on my bucket list
god I wanna learn horse archery tho
Janissaries had a crazy rise to power
Is Critical bonus something of a dump stat on this pistol?
mobility is
yea it's kinda nutty the whole slave->effectively nobility/ruling class pipeline
same deal with the mamluks
